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easy, blushes body anime flowers
that hoe will learn to cook
I like girls that are my height actually, even though I'm like 6'0 (forgor what that is in non-freedom units)
Dayum son nice
lol
A lot of them really look like girls, I mean if they had the parts I'd say would, maybe, would, would, would, maybe
Maybe even if not, I dunno. It really depends how they act, I probably could get over the presence of a dick
You hear that @sullen wolf and all the mtfs and femboys @true moss is always citing? If you put in work I'll smash. Gotta convince me
You have an uphill battle but the reward is the magic stick
@sullen wolf if you look like a girl I will love you even more :3
I need a face pic
to decide to love you 100% or only 99%
It's the same shit fat girls do in profile pics tho. Angle fraud + picking the 1 best pic out of 200 taken
I KNOW I need to see them in motion to believe
And they might be tweaking it with image editing software, those are really common now
They harsh my #1281633905824235592 vibe so badly
Yeah I hate to be the buzz kill but it's never like the pics irl lmao
Filters are doing a number on the youth
๐ญ I like girls that are unconventionally attractive too, they really don't need to do that. Nor makeup shit, it's not going to help in person with merl
And femme guys I'm going to be donezo with the second I don't like their voice or their look catches me wrong
Too straight for this world. I'm disappointed in how bad of a libertine I am
That last femboy girl is really interesting, I think she's pretty cute but I have no clue what she'd look like without the makeup from this low quality pic
How they look under bright fluorescent light is gonna be the test
Bear gays feel more real to me. The twink is constantly chasing a fantasy on a treadmill (often literally) and stopping for even a moment makes the twinkness disappear
Probably true, but I'm also not fucking gay so I have a clear preference here
Somewhat related very funny thread from redscarepod
https://old.reddit.com/r/redscarepod/comments/1fb839u/went_to_bangkok_on_vacation_met_a_thai_ladyboy/
Guys getting played like a fiddle
Hope he can make it out without his life getting totally fucked up. Oops I sent my whole life savings to a prostitute!
Hmmmm
I mean he said he doesn't plan on sending he money or anything. She also might want to GTFO of Thailand where she clearly doesn't have many opportunities
Probably a pretty normal desire. I feel like I've read that about ladyboys there in general though, they're not so bitchy and entitled
Plus you can let them borrow your tools and expect they will be returned in perfect condition
There's something about the way he writes that just screams "rube" to me but I can't put my finger on what it is
It's his comparing them to the rest of his life and other experiences I think, the exact way he does it
If I had to guess, that is
It's not just that he was treated great and actually wanted, it's that he's seemingly never been treated as desirable before
I suspect if he just commented on how great it was without writing the comparison the way he did it would just be more interesting than scream rube

Probably it's just hard to pull it off, I don't think you or I could
- @sullen wolf I have been wearing a fun graphic tee and skirt for the last couple days tho
cute
But yeah, I'm kinda built even though I haven't been lifting, like look at those traps
Thanks ๐ฅฐ
And you are way too tall, you'd look like a gazelle. I saw a girl like that working in Vienna, she was like 6'2 and lithe
Like 190 cm for the non-imperial nerds
I mean I'd turbo smash, what an interesting look
Quintuple smash

what are you trying to say
I don't think Jeff would make a good femboy, but he can prove me wrong. I really don't think I make a particularly good one but I try
truth
NEW FEMBOY DROOOP
not once I breed u ho

I do not understand what most of your stickers mean Ms. Smurfette
smash, I think. I'll assume it's entirely legal for me to smash given its a weird doggirl
Okay so here's an interesting one from above, smash or pass
im pretty sure its a weird dogboy
dog femboy
smash
teacher vibes
See, I think she's really cute even though there are a couple slight signs. Maybe just a little more cheek fat would be nice. But yeah, s/he's got a look that I'm definitely into in girls. And yes, I didn't think that but I get the teacher vibe, teachers are hot
I don't like those kind of glasses at all though, take em off ho
upgrade to femboy
beware of the pipeline
mint > ubuntu > debian > fedora > arch
when do I get my mandatory programming socks
smash or pass? This one might be a pass for me, just her face structure
Amazon.com: programming socks thigh high
Great body but I don't think I could look into her eyes
it took a minute to realise her body pose lol
pass
unless she takes on a mask
to cover her whole face
then maybe
she looks eh to me 
maybe just not my kind
Lol I know, she seems objectively alright but I have the same thing with her face, and I usually am not too bothered by things like that
Didn't say she couldn't win me over ๐ฅฐ
She's wearing makeup, at least some. But I don't know, I don't think she's necessarily objectively unattractive, but I am nooot feeling it
Get her digits then ^. ^

yes pretty much agree

well you need digits to smash. Why not tho?
Dating is cool if a pain in the ass sometimes
I wouldn't know, I'm not cool enough ๐ญ
Last girl I met made me sign up for fetlife to share her profile ๐
i dont exist in real life anyways
Yes, she was a tremendously fickle bitch. And a Christian, I went to her church for Christmas on our first date

I guess that's not encouraging @stable apex to date. Go for it anyway!
wot. Which part
me against religions
well good, goooooo for itttt. I'll cheer you on
when you get to 20s there will be another 20s
Hey I gave @upbeat talon plenty of advice and he's doing well with his. And I'm taking all the credit even though I didn't do much of anything lol
You're not insecure whenever you decide to rock that BDE ๐
Oh, I mean yeah, me too, but it wasn't like some awful church either, just a normal one
She did think it was a particularly naughty choice of things to do which I endorse ๐
6x12=72
1 inch = 2.54
roughly 180
174.99
Oh yeah, a bit less then if my head math is correct
Oh no it is 1.829
nvm. So say 182, I'm juuust below
I don't know, I think a lot of people lie about their height cause girls say I'm tall
Same with eggplant size, I mean I forgor what mine is but I've measured it and it's not like stratospherically high, but I've had problems with the, er, bulk. And lots of comments
So I assume a ton of people are just lying or using vanity sizing, or watch too much corn
Probably all of the above
So what do you think it'll take? A lot of people date whilst being insecure, probably a ton of them. I'm insecure in quite a few ways
hehehe yeah I've heard that, bonobos probably make fun of them
I don't want to date per se, I want to skip that part and just connect intimately with someone on every level
im even good with 5cm
Lol given I'm not eggplant motivated I'd say that probably the smaller the better for this guy ๐ช
Though, like, not too small. I've gotta have some standards
hehehehe
Lol I guess I would be too. I don't care if it isn't functional at all then 
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sooooo I think you should at least try to answer this rather than dismiss it. It has implications beyond dating and isn't a question you should avoid
@upbeat talon is dating four to five femboys I think, it caused some family concern since Bengali tradition only allows for a three femboy harem max
His mom cup checks him every morning as punishment for his crimes against nature
what kind of guys are you into anyway? And just guys? Or also, what about trans girls and femboys? ๐ฅฐ
anything that has hole
particularly over 18 human
bur
but i kinda find males more likeable
O yeah? How's that? I get along with girls a lot better though that's been changing as I everyone gets older
I have a problem with pelvic fat lol
Lol your standards are clearly quite high with "legal human"
im not delusional
if we get along
im pretty cool
Its hard to stand against someone rest of your life
0.5 inch fat pad
Lol I got it but what are the personality traits you're referring to that you like or dislike
I think I might have about that (losing fast tho) but it doesn't make a visible difference
if they are into computers thats a plus
if she likes plants or something like that
thats a plus
also they have to like animals
Hmm those aren't really personality traits but I feel you
also im lazy
"my personality trait is plants"
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lol
also i have pretty high s drive
it might be because of puberty
but im not sure
thats pretty like me
would you blame a frog for laying on top of a lily pad all day?
Oh yeah, mine was absolutely through the roof, quite high even well before puberty and then just shot up from there
yes, those chokers always look so damn lazy and I poke them. lmfao
also i want to live in rural
and i dont like being outside of my safezone
Rural or like way out in nature, like the mountains?
I think the definition of rural depends on the context and who you ask, but I always think of it as basically farmland
Developed but not urban
Ohhhh that's kinda bad. Do you want to try to address that? That can really limit you
Aww, that's kinda sad too
Maybe you just need to find some better people ๐ช
i dont think so at this point
i dont like talking to most of people
i avoid talking any type of chatting
Lol what are you, 80?
"this point" you sound like @upbeat talon or @worthy imp
0.3 actually
I'm 5.7 non bone pressed and 6 when bone pressed
Oh I mean I assumed you were young, my point is that younger people these days seem to treat how they are as being who they'll be forever. Despite being less mature for their age than previous generations they act really old with stuff like that
im like this since i am conscious
lol, "bone pressed". Funni way to say this
And congratulations I think? ๐ค I don't know what's good
I kind of am too. How are you with wild animals?
I have no idea how to say it
Damn scary
its pretty far east in turkiye
That's cool but terrifying, I'd never do that
I like wild or minimally tamed animals too, there's just a limit where I can't overcome the insanity
lewder
I once angered a cow when I was in a village
when I was 8 a long time ago
3 people had to tackle that thing
GEEEEEzzz
also a chicken
Don't do this
give me freedom
give me fire
give me reason
take me higher
They wrote another song about you https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=-HlxJTDORes
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Slacker ยท Tech N9ne
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โ 2002 Strange Music, Inc.
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i can do nothing straight a year
and i will be happy
Lol of course nothing straight, because you're doing gay shit ;-)
Hehehehe
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I want to say that you could address that but I'm mostly jealous, good for you man โบ
adress what
Being lazy, I mean if it's not a problem though ๐คทโโ๏ธ
I think it's good to expand your horizons however, especially it you have a lot of inertia
i can always do forest walks
better than any other shit
swimming in river/lakes also fun
i can always expand my horizon in my liking
I mean more going with the flow when it comes to a partner in particular. Just saying yes
Or friends
I understand what you're saying you want to do, you just haven't specified why
And it you're not sure, you really need to interrogate that. Especially if it's related to self image
That's also just a circular statement man
You're going to make me sound like a five year old if I keep asking why ๐
That's also rhetorical ๐ฟ
You can DM me if you don't want to talk about it, or I guess you don't have to at all, but I care about whether you have a real reason or not because apprehension is common but being dismissive is a bad call
You don't magically gain confidence or feel better the day you turn 18, trust me on that one ๐ฐ
As the great philosopher R. Kelly stated, "age ain't nothing but a number"
@stable apex if you think I'm being mean or self-centered with my interrogation, I'm not. It kinda matters enough for me to keep bugging you about it because I empathize
What do you mean by unnecessary? Like conflicting with something?
Well I'm obviously prying too
Lol don't thank me for that, I empathize because it resonates. Not with respect to dating but other things in my life I made that choice with
I don't really regret much so I wouldn't say that, but inertia has been a crippling issue for me and it was almost never, perhaps literally never a good call
Buuuut why would you have one at 18 and not now then? I confuse
ugh I never slept ๐ก
Well, what do you wanna know!? I started informally dating at five years old and had my first serious relationship at 13
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fucking exual inors for my own life. weak.
Hmmm! I mean, I had a ton of reasons.
First off, I've always been devastatingly attracted to girls, as far back as I can remember. So I always wanted something. Both physically and emotionally.
I had a lot of girl friends, most of my friends were in fact. Being physically close and intimate with them was really nice.
Fooling around was fun too
but I liked both
Um I want to lay in someone's lap. I want someone to sit on mine. I want to pick someone up to hug and kiss them, even if they're my height like my first serious girlfriend was. (I was just thinking about her today actually.)
I want to kiss someone and fall with them into a bed of flowers in public in Old Town, Santa Fe on our second date. I want her to take me on a walk in the park near her old elementary school and tell me about her having Asperger's.
I want us to giggle about digging our nails into each other's backs until we were both covered in bloody scratches.
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It's the one line story from before
rude.
Aww I was just squishing my cat ๐
ohhh sorry i was too horny' to read it 
the one above?
lol okay great. It was just a pic of what happened in Santa Fe. Yeah
Annnnyway b4, I want someone I can share everything with, and not just trust not to share things I tell them
I want someone that won't judge me when I say and think awful things. I want someone who will bring me an ice pack and hold me when I have a migraine and am crying and screaming
I want someone who will rub my back when my childhood friend gets gunned down in a mass shooting. I want to be responsible for or accountable to someone else for something other than just work
I want someone that has a personal vested interest in my success and well being who's not just my parents
I don't want intimacy with my friends to have borders. I love my friends.
Ummm I want to express my love for someone nonstop, excessively so @stable apex. I really want to smell them, like every part. Everyone smells so different and I associate great things with those I love. I want to fall asleep with them, I truly hate sleeping alone.
I want to look at their little flaws, their scars, freckled, birthmarks, moles.
I want to run my fingers through Kara's hair until I mess it up from getting it so oily.
I want help Jessica clean her room. I want to make medieval peasant food and Roman spiced white wine with Emily.
Nah, not just that at all. I did with my friends too
The sharp distinctions between types of love is not really backed up by anything but wishful or overly concrete / inflexible thinking
Very ancient Greek. much philosopher. so stone statue. wow
who's beeare

yes it was you all this time
Lol geez
Fixed
I have never had a femboy bf
Omg soooo kawaiiiii squooosh
Theoretically yeah, but I haven't really thought about it because it'd have to be pretty specific conditions
It's getting more common to have femboys and trans girls though which changes things a lot. I fooled around with a recently trans guy once which was interesting
But no @stable apex, you're putting the cart before the horse. Romantic love comes secondarily. It's not like I fall in love with someone and then start dating them
That's one reason I pressed you on that question, since I inferred you were doing just that, putting unrealistic preconditions on starting a relationship
Lol yes
Autocorrect is funi like the squish cats
:3
Yah, I don't think it's particularly realistic to describe it like you are though
After all these are things I want out of relationships after being in them, right?
I didn't go into it with those, I just wanted to connect
being femboy is plan c for me
plan 3
plan a is get her to love me back
plan b is to kill myself
plan c is femboy
pretty immaculate plan
@stable apex having a ton of expectations or demands like Jeff bring a dumb idiot right three is a good example
Be like Marquis of Swag. Don't be a Jeff the Duck.
Well, relationships are sharing your life but you can have that too. That's called parallel play in child development
It's when two people are just doing their own thing but physically around each other
that doesn't look like a femboy
itsssssss Friday โจ
They identify as a furry femboy.
YAYY
I couldn't decide which shirt to go with, this is my ex's that actually fits me now
I think I have several more gothy ones tho
Very Wednesday Addams
Jenna Ortega is hot
septuple turbo hyper smash
smash
cute
danke. I have a shirt that says "I โค๏ธ you but I'm in a K-hole" too
also very on message
k hole?
ketamine. deep in ketamine. big think. wow ๐ค
what
hmm. I really need the femme in femboy to be into this
I discriminate hard, sorry to say. but to be fair, I don't think any of my own outfits are anything short of intolerable if you decide to look at how I'm shaped or especially that jawline, hand size, height, etc. lol too many chad energy โก
At best I can try to go for "well, you made an attempt and it doesn't look bad" but roughly zero femboy swag. Halloween is when I sometimes give it an actual shot, though the two people who host the annual parties I'd go to moved / don't host anymore
sigh now I'm depressed. luckily @sullen wolf always lies to me so that's nice
i get these thoughts too

I never really looked like one, not after puberty. Not physically shaped that way. I don't look like a beefy furry bear at all either though, nor am I heroin chic skinny and atrophic. My build is probably reminiscent of mid century men, bit less furry
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aw shucks.
Lmaoooo
One more day @true moss u ready or wut
TIME FOR A LATE FEMBOY FRIDAY DDDDRRRROOOOPPPP
This one will technically be trans girls, w/e
nice
lewds
wow even trans girls are cute
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wah!?
secret femboy channel!?!
not a secret, I try to promote this routinely lol
these look more like femgirls and I am 1000% for it ๐คค
Happy #1281633905824235592 โบ๏ธ
@stable apex et al.
HOT NEW DROP LEZZZGOOO
Who's your fave? I've gotta do the sword.
Damn you guys really made a hidden community for this
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Behind a bookshelf
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is this @sullen wolf
Probably
I somehow gave myself bountiful curls the other day. Forgot how!
what if he's into both 
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