@bright plover: rewrite the lyrics to bohemian rhapsody from queen about baking a cake. After the song has been rewritten, what would the new song title be called?
New song title: Baking Rhapsody
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in the oven,
No escape from the recipe.
Open the cookbook,
Look up to the page and see,
I'm just a baker boy, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm baking a cake, high on sugar and calories.
Flour and sugar, mix it up nice and slow,
Add some eggs and vanilla, let the ingredients flow.
Taste it now, taste it now, did you like the flavor?
Too late, it's in the oven, my cake will rise, see you later.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and bake the cake.
Oh, this batter's so fine, I sometimes wish I never ate at all.
I see a little silhouetto of a cake,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, can you do the fandango?
Sugar and butter, very, very frightening me.
Vanilla, vanilla, vanilla, vanilla, vanilla, vanilla, where'd it go?
I'm just a baker boy nobody loves me.
He's just a baker boy from a bakery,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.
Easy come, easy go, will you let me bake?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you bake.
(Let him bake) Bismillah! We will not let you bake.
(Let him bake) Bismillah! We will not let you bake.
(Let me bake) Will not let you bake.
(Let me bake) Will not let you bake.
(Let me bake) Ah, No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, let me bake a cake.
So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can eat cake and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.
Nothing really matters, anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me,
Any way the cake bakes.