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[granite cipher]

Pop

[digital tundra]

LEMME SQUONK EM

I WILL

i will SQUONK THE SHIT OUT OF HIM

SQUONKY

[grave burrow]

He ate him

[granite cipher]

Pop

[buoyant terrace]

He put it in his prison wallet

[granite cipher]

Squonkpop

[buoyant terrace]

His prison wallet now glows in the dark

[granite cipher]

Squonkpop wiggle

Wiggle wiggle

[digital tundra]

WIGGLE WIGGLE

OH YA

[granite cipher]

STFU

[digital tundra]

F U

[granite cipher]

Stop

[digital tundra]

NO U

[granite cipher]

I hate your life

[digital tundra]

O JATAI JHGFOSDJIGFSG

AE IWI WIJ JH AHJ AJHAHJ HSAH AHAHAHAH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA

GUYS

IM RICVH FOM CHATGPT

CHATGPT MADE ME WEALTHY LIKE TRENT

DING

[granite cipher]

Bruh

U gotta stop

[digital tundra]

NAH B

❤️

I AINT NEEEEEEEEVUH

GON STO

[granite cipher]

Jesus

I created a monster

Fuckin idiot

[digital tundra]

GET REKT

[granite cipher]

It's ok don't worry

I will find u

[solemn kiln]

My babies @digital tundra @granite cipher

[digital tundra]

STOP

[digital tundra]

DOP NOT PUT ME IN A SENTRENCV IEW UJTHAHJT UI4THAT MTOEHFUCKJEWR

DII

T

HOW EVER

[digital tundra]

I WILL

I TED TALK

COME SE ME

[lavish vale]

stop gibber gabbering and go vibe up some slop already

[granite cipher]

You're insane

[digital tundra]

YES

[solemn kiln]

No let them slop

[lavish vale]

jabbering? either way

[digital tundra]

SLOBBERING

ON MY KNOBBERING

HAHAHA

[lavish vale]

i vibe slobbered an entire framework that makes ai easier (not revealing secrets)

[digital tundra]

MOICE

CAN I HAVE IT

SEND REP

REPO

[solemn kiln]

I also have a framework that makes AI easier to rizz

[digital tundra]

I MADE AI EASIER TO USE TOO

[lavish vale]

show me yours and i wont show you mine

[elfin scarab]

dont interact with him or he'll spam your dms too

[digital tundra]

I TOLD IT TO ONLY USE MAX 3 WORD PER REPL

IT DID

AHAAHA

[granite cipher]

Jesus

What is wrong with u

[digital tundra]

YOU MADE ME LIKE THIS

[granite cipher]

I didn't do shit

[digital tundra]

OH YES THE F U DID

B

[granite cipher]

Ok fine

Whatever

I did it

[digital tundra]

THATS RIGHT

[solemn kiln]

SPA M MY DMS

PLEASE

[digital tundra]

YUEZ

NAH

U GONNA REPOTT ME

I AINT NO PLANT B

I AM PLANT A

[granite cipher]

Stupid pos

Report repor

Report repot

[elfin scarab]

@solemn kiln

[granite cipher]

These are plant type words

[digital tundra]

DO NOT

TYPE SHIT

TYPE SHIT

ME

[granite cipher]

(type shit)

[digital tundra]

U MF

SO I FOIUNDF TGHIS WYA TO INVENT THINS WITH AI

I INVENTED THINGS WITH AI

[granite cipher]

Like what

[digital tundra]

HAHA

U WISH U KNEW

[granite cipher]

I know

[digital tundra]

NO

U DONT

[granite cipher]

I found out

[digital tundra]

HOW

[granite cipher]

Because I'm you

[digital tundra]

HOW DID U BECOME ME

[granite cipher]

I created you

[digital tundra]

BUT WHY

[granite cipher]

Because

[digital tundra]

OH OK

CYA

BRB

[digital tundra]

lol youre just an ai bot

[granite cipher]

Nah b

I ain't your bot

[lavish vale]

are you two the same sock puppets?

[granite cipher]

Don't try to act like I'm him

[lavish vale]

so you admit it

[granite cipher]

He's an idiot

[lavish vale]

4.8 is way slower but way nastier (i like it)

[granite cipher]

The consensus is that it fixes all the problems with 4.7

[granite cipher]

Idiot

[buoyant terrace]

I loved that shadow city level in that game

[lavish vale]

i wish i had updated 2 days ago would have mayhbe solved all my coding issues

[buoyant terrace]

If it’s sonic adventure 2

I mean shadow sonic

[granite cipher]

You can't do this to me

[digital tundra]

just did IDIOT

DIDIOT

HAH

ok

fine

ill go make some slop

i will

youll see

[granite cipher]

Thank fuck

You're leaving

Idiot

[digital tundra]

ok

OK

OK

[merry bluff]

OK

[faint valley]

ok

[grave burrow]

Ok

[wary ermine]

@faint valley

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-gif-11816971814746635421

[stray tiger]

lmao based

[stray tiger]

revvvvv I have a boyfriend 😁

first boyfriend ever and first time dating in over three years

I happy 😊

[loud girder]

mcdonaldcats

Transcript from Groq

Tootsie Foochies and my dog.

[merry bluff]

tochies fooshies

[faint valley]

Wait a sec.. You said you were straight and dressed up as a woman, to get women.

[merry bluff]

no marquis is only gay for one person
cooking one meal doesnt make you a chef
making one coffee doesnt make you a barista
driving a car once doesnt make you a taxi driver

[stray tiger]

ah yeah, weird story. I still am. This is the first guy I've ever been into in my entire life lol

[faint valley]

But we could have been dating for years now! You broke my heart!

I am straight too!

[grave burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-thats-bait-tom-hardy-mad-max-gif-5055384

[stray tiger]

lol it's not bait

[merry bluff]

its master bait

[stray tiger]

sowry. It is supremely weird but I'm pretty much over my crisis of confidence, not something I'm gonna question too hard I guess 🤷‍♂️

I fell in love with the guy before the attraction really was there but honestly it came right away, like within days. BUT I met him on here and we have to see if everything still works in person

it is a lot for me to get used to but he's patient

Anyway, still excited, still want a family. we've definitely talked about it and he's into it 😄

many ways to have a family these days thankfully otherwise that'd suck hard

[granite cipher]

Me

Shhh

Shhhhhh

Shhh

[undone lake]

can't believe we have to pay a premium for such services these days

it's just hieroglyphics at this point, can't wrap my head around what he means...

[granite cipher]

I'm so sorry

That I don't have better words rn

[buoyant terrace]

MY DOG IS ON SHROOMS GUYS

TRIPPIN BALLS

[merry bluff]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL-ZheIn9Sw

[merry bluff]

i like this song

I Really Want To Stay At Your House

[lavish vale]

Wipeout tripping balls ed

[merry bluff]

i forgot who its by

but its from cyberpunk

[buoyant terrace]

I saw a similar video and remade it was using this song it’s beautiful

Hold on let me find it I gave him inspiration credit and tagged him

Even tho it’s my video

[buoyant terrace]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQQKSn6E_CZ/?igsh=MWV6YjFvd3NpNndjYw==

[merry bluff]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DQQKSn6E_CZ/?igsh=MWV6YjFvd3NpNndjYw==

if you do kkinstagram.com it embeds it

[buoyant terrace]

Today I learned

Omg this is so much better then screen recording

[merry bluff]

lol

man

i

i wish

i wish there was a cute twink here that i could talk to

[opal sentinel]

How do you feel about the fact that pakistan has nuclear bombs pointed at India and Israel

[vocal bay]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DY4YvHGIbcB/

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

How the turn tables

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[merry bluff]

DEJA VU

O FFEELL NIEKN IVE BE EM IN HSTSO PLASDCE BERT

[plucky gyro]

https://x.com/StepFun_ai/status/2060149124117475791?s=20

StepFun (@StepFun_ai)

⚡️ Step 3.7 Flash is here: The new frontier is agent efficiency.

#1 ClawEval-1.1 (67.1), #1 SimpleVQA Search (79.2), #2 SWE-PRO (56.3), 95.3 on V* Python. Open weights under Apache 2.0.

Built for agentic, coding, search, and multimodal workflows — balancing speed, cost, and

X · May 29, 2026, 12:00 AM

https://x.com/claudeai/status/2060042702150930686?s=20

Claude (@claudeai)

Introducing Claude Opus 4.8: it builds on Opus 4.7 with sharper judgment, more honesty about its own progress, and the ability to work independently for longer than its predecessors.

Available today at the same price.

X · May 28, 2026, 4:57 PM

[merry bluff]

wow deep research is much more thorough than it used to be

[pine patrol]

486 searches is insane

[grave burrow]

Nice suicide ramp

[grave burrow]

Stare at a dog's ass for 20 seconds

[buoyant terrace]

Made you look

And thousands of other people as of now

View counts total

[grave burrow]

I forgive you

[grave burrow]

You making that cheese

[grave burrow]

You are like the ethical version of the ai thirst trap channels

[buoyant terrace]

Not good as the 2 headed model

[grave burrow]

Ever considered joining the other side and just making kink specific channels

[buoyant terrace]

On insta

[grave burrow]

Yeah something like that

[buoyant terrace]

There is also a centaur woman

Half horse half instagram
Model

[grave burrow]

Maybe you should do thag

[buoyant terrace]

We need to create something like that I think I will secretly

Woman with 3 vertical boobs

I don’t know if that will pass moderation

[granite cipher]

QUIET BITCHY HOLE

[buoyant terrace]

No fucking way

[grave burrow]

No way what?

[merry bluff]

this is sad

[inland hill]

Sad?

World is improving

[merry bluff]

84 percent of people live below the poverty line

[inland hill]

U just see the vad stuff easier

It was way worse

[merry bluff]

14 dont have any education

[inland hill]

Well 30usd/day differs wildly

Here in rural areas u can live on that albeit not comfortably

In austria u would die

Tgere should be another category of sub 15 usd

Anyways even just 10-20 years ago the world was much worse than rn

And we had covid to hinder too

[inland hill]

Rose colored glasses+not enough coverage

[vocal bay]

exactly how long ago do you think covid was?

[inland hill]

And most is africa

Like 9x %

[inland hill]

6 yrs ago

Did insane damage

And things still improved

Feom 2020-2026

We just doomscroll more

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

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[merry bluff]

zam I ruined my sleep schedule

it's 4:30am and I am not even tired

[undone lake]

richest man in india

[opal sentinel]

how h

[undone lake]

does your dad work for tata?

[opal sentinel]

Something i'm noticing lately: GTA 6 is lowkey the first game they actually have had face face to see someone where now literally nobody's anymore like we used somehow to be.

[wary ermine]

@undone lake

https://tenor.com/view/cats-gif-24765849

[opal sentinel]

Japanese delusions I heard a guy saying "hey piece of nigga how are you" "I am just a fucking nigga---------standard"

[wary ermine]

😔

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

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[undone lake]

thank you for this

[undone lake]

you can say the n-word because you're brown

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/rhubarbify-gif-25199571

[granite cipher]

ehe

ehemuah

ehemuahaha

EHEHEHMUAHAHAHAHAHAAA

[loud girder]

Your message has been deleted, sorry!
Next time, try saying something like this instead: @elfin scarab
"What is it"

Then goes on to conduct a thorough examination before placing it in the sunlight while offering encouraging words into its soft, ear-like openings.

alka_rino

Rising timeout

You have been muted for 5 minutes for the following reason:
sexual score of 0.78

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[wary ermine]

@granite cipher

https://tenor.com/view/cats-gif-24765849

[inland hill]

in the future human tests will be obscenity based so ai guardrails stop sota models in tricking

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

How the turn tables

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[jolly acorn]

Wassup my jews how are you all doing

@late ingot Just as you adviced me now i got the macbook pro m5 pro

[cursive kelp]

— 🇷🇺/🇷🇴 BREAKING: Romania ordered the Russian embassy to be closed after a Russian drone impacted inside of the country.
Russian foreign ministry promised an appropriate response.

@interbellumnews

[fervent basin]

you have no money for that

i thought you did ganges enemas daily

[digital tundra]

jiggle

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/джокер-jonkler-jonkler-gif-11529455559250573721

[digital tundra]

WIGGLE

[granite cipher]

You better shut the hell

[fervent basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/shut-your-mouth-it-cake-hole-XM70iB01nikusqz8FB

[digital tundra]

SHYOCAHO

CHOKAHO

UTURKELE

[granite cipher]

This u?

[digital tundra]

WTF

OMG

GPT5.6 IS OUT FINALLY

[round lion]

Stupid question for you guys as I kind of wanna know an answer:
So after planting a seed in a large open field or your own garden... how long would it take for the seed to grow into a plant or a tree if it was meant to be a seedling for a tree?

[digital tundra]

depends how much of the dirt is actual coom

[fervent basin]

what

[digital tundra]

check in model selector

[fervent basin]

i still see 5.5

show me @digital tundra

[digital tundra]

it should say ||your mom|| right under it

rekt

[fervent basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/originals-TaWW64sopBMAWGzz7Q

[gritty perch]

I slept so good last night I didnt even hear a fucking rocket explode near my house

Real shit

[digital tundra]

mother of the hells

[inland hill]

roket

[digital tundra]

i gotta get all this inside out of me

disgusting

EAT A SMOOTHIE

[mild nacelle]

wouldnt you drink a smoothie

[fervent basin]

did you really think you could say "roket" without summoning me

https://tenor.com/view/real-and-true-cat-walking-gray-cat-gif-14865986020845776272

[granite cipher]

Bro got summoned through open router at peak times

TOKS/SEC IS NOT CLOCKSPEEK

[mild nacelle]

did they record this on the first ever web cam

[granite cipher]

No

[worldly loom]

Do Hindus ever blame Gods or demons when they are angry about a bad outcome?

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/giygas-cat-melon-cat-psychotic-gif-25770926

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

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[fervent basin]

guys they are refreshing claude early (in like 7 hours lol) so try to use it as much as possible

claude code

roast and toast it

[inland hill]

YES LMAO

well codex now

but yes

[fervent basin]

codex is being reset?

[inland hill]

it was

but xk

yk*

[fervent basin]

naaaaat

[inland hill]

i just reacted to the word reset

[fervent basin]

my codex is already r*ped

[inland hill]

tmrrw lmao

[fervent basin]

ye i will get nothing even if they reset it

[inland hill]

me2 since every older user

[fervent basin]

thanks sam

[inland hill]

sigmas use codex to gamble /s

i am benching

using a spare ~1000 usd

[fervent basin]

did you rob someone famous in budapest

https://tenor.com/view/praise-allah-gif-24350702

[inland hill]

it is up 40usd till now

enough for a house in congo

[stray tiger]

too bad material goods will not fill the void in your soul

[plucky gyro]

guys guys

[coral bane]

idksterling mentioned

[fervent basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-sad-brainrot-TzCznR34XoxxN6gaXA

[slim coral]

https://x.com/i/status/2060001903942226110

Latinometrics (@LatamData)

ARGENTINA | Tech billionaire Peter Thiel relocates to Argentina, citing concerns about the U.S. future and shared ideology with leadership.

(NYT)

X · May 28, 2026, 2:15 PM

[sterile zealot]

@crimson pagoda @elfin scarab

well i guess its good since itll give money to argentina

[slim coral]

why is it never Brazil

[cursive kelp]

⚡️🇺🇦❌🇷🇺— Forces of Ukraine struck the FSB electronic intelligence center in the Krasnodar Krai

▶️As a result of the attack, key systems of the center were disabled.

▶️Experts note that it will be more difficult to guide missiles to Ukraine.

[fervent basin]

in brazil you can die any day with violence

[stray tiger]

ew but you have to deal with Thiel

[worldly loom]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-thiel-palantir-ai-surveillance-freedom-gif-6377398238918402775

[left dagger]

first person in my generation to read this shit 😭

[fervent basin]

take your hopes and dreams through border control only to get seized by the tsa and locked up for life

[coral bane]

Ah you were Brazilian

nvm

[jolly acorn]

all of you street crackas wont hold up to me

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/rem-rezero-cute-kawaii-dance-gif-7905894

[jolly acorn]

im very scared of turning 40

[cursive kelp]

Exynos 2600’s Heat Pass Block Performs Better Than A Liquid-Nitrogen-Cooled Snapdragon 8 Elite Gen 5, Enabling Practical Uses For Future SoCs https://share.google/6ifOmgpodTXfwW4fz

🇺🇸🇮🇷Trump:

➡️The naval blockade on Iran will now be lifted.

➡️I will hold a meeting to make a final decision on Iran.

[inland hill]

who is this never seen her before

[fervent basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/animation-gifartist-montagutchuen-3o85xFn4u9nza9Baa4

subaru should possess her using the authority of sloth

[inland hill]

@fervent basin reached 1070usd. Recommended to close the day so i did

Mfw codex feels pumps better than i do

[worldly loom]

Do Hindus ever blame Gods or demons when they are angry about a bad outcome?

[inland hill]

I made it backtest and refine with each step then just transferring data to new chat for context easing

[worldly loom]

I may lose agility going from 35 to 40

[inland hill]

Pretty damn accurate and i have no idea why

The calcs look random i swear

It cannot predict price, bzt it is damn good at volatility/spikes

Nothing can predict price

[fervent basin]

@inland hill

ACCOMPANY ON

[fervent basin]

i had kfc the other day don't make me hungry for more!

[sterile zealot]

this is a scam account lol

[cursive kelp]

Japan will send four Self-Defense Forces officers to NATO’s NSATU command in Wiesbaden for the first time. The officers will help coordinate military aid deliveries and training programs for Ukraine’s Armed Forces, but will not take part in combat, which Japan’s constitution strictly forbids.

[mild nacelle]

Japan is remilitarizing anyway it’s only a matter of time before they ratify their constitution

you have China and North Korea to thank for that

[fervent basin]

i know JSDF from evangelion

[loud girder]

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I asked ChatGPT to generate an image of a meetup for average redditors. How accurate is this?

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[vernal mantle]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys2GrEMV7ok

[digital tundra]

sheBIG

sheBOg

SHEBANGOSDOF

[granite cipher]

Hambalambagini

[jolly acorn]

being gay in america is comparable to being a black man in alabama in 1875

[plucky escarp]

What'sthis

[plucky escarp]

What about being gay in the middle east? 🤔

[proper dove]

i tried to explain parts of schizophrenia with pictures:

|<--*-->| - persons local space?
* - "consciousness"/volition/executive function
|| - scoping (try to do in order)

so when it pretended to be all powerful i asked wouldnt it just be:

<----|<--*-->|----> || 📈

<----|<--*-->|----> || 📉 <-- why it hopes to make people defeatist or suggest they have to feel like them or think the "correct" way and why they try to psyche people into hopelessness or despair or arrogance.... also why they say people dont know how they feel because of this overarching aim

but it has to do:

<----|<--*-->|----> || 📈
^------
|_____^
<----|<--*-->|----> || 📉

or

<----|<--*-->|----> || 📈
^- 📳
|_____^
<----|<--*-->|----> || 📉

"[how does it feeel though]"
😐

it hopes its like

<----|<--*-->|----> || 🪄 😖 😭 😤 ( 🧻 ) || 📉 || 📏 ☝️ or 😖 😭 😤

or

<----|<--*-->|----> || 📈 --> 🗺️
<----|<--*-->|----> || 📉 <---|

it asks how these are different

<----|<--*-->|----> || 📏 📐 🧭 || 📈 || 😤

<----|<--*-->|----> || 🪄 😖 😭 😤 ( 🧻 ) || 📉 || 📏 ☝️

[elfin scarab]

Slave rebel Nat Turner gets captured

[mild nacelle]

Shut your fucking bitch mouth

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/system-shock-system-shock3-shodan-ai-evil-gif-24726962

[stray tiger]

based

[jolly acorn]

in the japanese edo period caste system the bottom were the untouchables who were considered to be 1/7th the life of a non untouchable and were not officially considered human\

@mild nacelle

this was significantly worser then in jim crow south

where a black man was considered 3/5th of a white man

[tiny merlin]

Yesterday what lil bros birthday

Happy late birthday GPT-3

[fervent basin]

they shot him in the head

evil

[plucky escarp]

Envy and hatred are the best emotions

[plucky escarp]

I've never heard of the japanese having a caste system

[slim coral]

https://youtu.be/V90V9a8ghRU

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Read the text and create and image

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1tr4pf1/read_the_text_and_create_and_image/

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[mild nacelle]

why do you keep switching between accounts? Is it because your behavior has made you a pariah?

[mild nacelle]

It’s gonna get worse until the value of a human worker is less than what silicon can do

eventually, you will rent everything

if FDVR exists its not going to be free. how are you going to pay for it? your labor is worthless

[wary ermine]

@mild nacelle

https://tenor.com/view/cats-gif-24765849

[elfin scarab]

@slim coral

[violet herald]

Codex devs will hype an update all week and then it's just "We made an update to enable your normie ass to do something that every other user with 5 more minutes of technical know-how was already doing anyway"
https://x.com/openai/status/2060428604727771421

OpenAI (@OpenAI)

Windows users, this one’s for you.

Computer use now works on Windows, so Codex can take action on your Windows computer.

And with Windows support for Codex in the ChatGPT mobile app, you can start, review, and steer tasks on the go while work continues on your Windows machine.

X · May 29, 2026, 6:30 PM

[undone lake]

wow, this can be pretty cool 2 years from now when it can do stuff that is actually useful

[fiery willow]

Yeah... death penalty, 100%

[undone lake]

there are tons of gay bars in beirut, istanbul, and tel aviv mate

[inland hill]

midday pic @fervent basin

[fiery willow]

I might be wrong but tel aviv is located in Israel and its a jewish country

[undone lake]

still in the middle east

turkey is muslim

lebanon is 50/50 muslim christian

[mild nacelle]

elias why do you want to have kids knowing they will be demi-midgets

[undone lake]

they won't kill you for being gay

[mild nacelle]

how about once you select a woman, you have a nice tall, strong american man donate some sperm

[undone lake]

not today evander

rn I'm resting

[mild nacelle]

you can't fault me for caring about the future of the planet

[undone lake]

you should start with our own family first then

[mild nacelle]

I am gay so I am not blessed with the responsibility of procreation

[undone lake]

since it's normal for your women to commit adultery

[undone lake]

you can still have kids

I mean they would get bullied in school for having 2 dads

[mild nacelle]

If I had kids today I would be 60 when they are of age

[undone lake]

had this happen to someone in my class, I liked him though

he was a bit weird but still funny

[undone lake]

how old are you?

[mild nacelle]

41

oh I meant 18, not the age you think girls are of age

[undone lake]

age of consent is fluid

it changes with time

200 years from now it'll be 25-30

also I won't judge you for liking 18 year olds as a 41 years old man

[mild nacelle]

I think my sweet spot is 23-27

mature enough to have their own life but still young enough to be hot

[undone lake]

that's like half your age

how come I get judged if I do the same

[mild nacelle]

because its not based on a fraction

[undone lake]

cringe

[jolly acorn]

My sweet spot id 45-54

[undone lake]

gilf?

honestly I'm not into grannies

[mild nacelle]

half my age +7 is 27

[undone lake]

my sweet spot is between the ages of [redacted] and [redacted]

[mild nacelle]

yeah we know ur a pedo

[undone lake]

made up term

idc about modern terminology

also, the age of consent here is 16

[jolly acorn]

why does my ipad pro m5 pro look so sexy

[fervent basin]

89 and 90

[jolly acorn]

its like you want to fuck this apple silicon

[fervent basin]

evander is a granny addict

[undone lake]

he is an old man himself

[merry bluff]

🗣️

[undone lake]

I don't believe he's 41 though

a man that's almost the age of my dad on discord

lmfao

[jolly acorn]

DESSIMATOR IS 40

[fervent basin]

most old people are fucked in the head

anime is the best

[mild nacelle]

I grew up with this technology tho

it was the generation before mine that didnt

its not like at a certain age you just stop using the internet

[undone lake]

you are the oldest person I've met on discord

[merry bluff]

im 91

[mild nacelle]

maybe the oldest who isnt shy about his age

[jolly acorn]

i like 18 year olds

[undone lake]

I'm 67

[undone lake]

that's rough

[inland hill]

CODEX LATIN MAGIC WORKED!!!

[undone lake]

understandable though, I would also hide my age if I was above 30

maybe I'm doing that rn

[mild nacelle]

my life is amazing dont worry

[jolly acorn]

so elias when you eventually end up in prison for obvious reasons i can contact you with good crimianl defence lawyers here

[undone lake]

no I meant it's rough for people who feel the need to hide their age on discord

[mild nacelle]

ya well most of the time that makes them instantly look like a groomer so I get it

[undone lake]

only if they're men though

[undone lake]

you want to send over an indian cl lawyer to the netherlands?

[mild nacelle]

my friends used to vc on a program called ventrilo, then discord had the brilliant idea to add not-shitty chat to it

[jolly acorn]

who said you are getting arrested in the netherlands

i do know good southeast asian criminal defence laywers though

[undone lake]

some of the themes for ventrilo had some insane aura though

discord looks sterile

boring

minimalist crap

[undone lake]

oh haha dw I'm not really into indians

they're all yours tiger

[jolly acorn]

when you eventually get arrested by a interpol task team in manilla you have to know your rights very well

[mild nacelle]

the back of his business cards say "she said she was 18"

[undone lake]

why are they all sharing a single burger?

do you shake your head left and right as well irl? @jolly acorn

what does it even mean

[mild nacelle]

maybe they are a quadroupple

[undone lake]

I did read about complaints of local bar owners where you would have a couple of indians going to these restaurants to sit and hangout, and only one person would order a drink which pisses them off

[mild nacelle]

I think we all agree Indians are generally reprehensible

[undone lake]

disagree

[merry bluff]

p3d0f1l3

[undone lake]

they are my greatest bioweapon

@jolly acorn thank you for your service

[undone lake]

pls no horny posting

[fervent basin]

u have earned $4283?

https://tenor.com/view/fox-lick-fox-lick-fox-licks-glass-derp-gif-22079199

[stray tiger]

lmao

[cursive kelp]

❗️Occupied Crimea and Donetsk region imposed Ai-95 gasoline purchase limits, with 20 liters per person per day allowed in Crimea and 30 liters in Donetsk. Sevastopol reported a temporary lack of Ai-95 and Ai-92 gasoline.

[stray tiger]

I'm a little shy but not really. Rev is way older than both of us I think

[undone lake]

@fervent basin what was that ending in the latest re zero episode? shaula just twitched eerily and moved in an uncanny way out of the frame...

[undone lake]

you're only 30 right?

that's not old at all

[stray tiger]

eh little older I've gotta say, that's so fucking young now. I mean the mid 20s girl I last dated who was still in undergrad was a fucking nightmare

[fervent basin]

she's transforming

to kill them all

[stray tiger]

she was way more mature than her age FWIW since she had to live alone from a young age, lost her mom young, etc.

[fervent basin]

it was explained earlier

[stray tiger]

but still fuuuuuck it sucked

[undone lake]

oohh, she finally goes scorpio mode?

[fervent basin]

ye probs

[undone lake]

nice

[fervent basin]

because subaru tries to leave

[undone lake]

wait, WAIT WAIT WAIT

[stray tiger]

no I'm way up in my 30s lol

[undone lake]

isn't the next episode the aura monster scene???

[fervent basin]

maybe

[undone lake]

https://tenor.com/view/subaru-natsuki-subaru-subaru-re-zero-natsuki-subaru-re-zero-gif-13843176159109827451

OMGOMGOMGOMG

[undone lake]

ah... it's fine unc. you'll make it to LEV

[undone lake]

so that means that shaula is wired to kill anyone that steps outside of the tower?

[fervent basin]

ye

[undone lake]

wow

[stray tiger]

what dat

[fervent basin]

if they don't finish the trial

[undone lake]

longevity escape velocity

[stray tiger]

ugh I'm only shy about my age on discord, and also kinda irl because most people my age fucking suck

[stray tiger]

oh yeah degray talks about that I think

it was vaguely familiar, just rarely see the term

[undone lake]

this will be you

just stay alive

[stray tiger]

yeah I know lol

[undone lake]

30 years max

[stray tiger]

wow first way to achieve it is to get your interword spacing right 😡

[stray tiger]

ehhhhh we'll see, they keep pushing that up

[lavish vale]

my steam account is older than most discord users

[stray tiger]

futurists have been consistently overexuberant here

I mean I hope so, but I still wanna get frozen jic

[jolly acorn]

MARQUIS I HAVE A GOOD IDEA WE NEED TO PUT ALL MALES INTO JAIL WHEN THEY ARE BORN AND RELEASE THEM FOR GOOD BEHAVIOUR

[stray tiger]

and try not to have my brain get pulped in the interim

[stray tiger]

this isn't funny at all

[jolly acorn]

IM HIGH

[stray tiger]

it's not even a parody, just radfem nonsense

[undone lake]

the future is now old man

[grave burrow]

Brain rot

[jolly acorn]

GYTFFTFT

[stray tiger]

I don't care eat a cinderblock nibba

[jolly acorn]

i got my macbook pro today

[stray tiger]

I saw I don't care

[undone lake]

richest man in all of india

[stray tiger]

I'd have said congrats had you not been talking about some object for the past three straight fucking weeks

[jolly acorn]

my 2nd cousins grandfather died today

[merry bluff]

@stray tiger I looked up prices of blood draw equipment (asked ChatGPT) and it's really cheap. how much would you recommend to get of
syringe
needle
transfer needle

[stray tiger]

that sucks and I'm sorry to hear that if you were close

[stray tiger]

Just get a big box of 3 or 5 mL syringes with or without integrated syringe like @elfin scarab has. You can reuse them for this purpose but not indefinitely

You can look up phlebotomy technique but it isn't trivial, median cubital vein is the easy one

30 ga needles are too small, 28 or 29 is tolerable. you can get a big box of 100 or 150 for like $10

[undone lake]

why are you lot playing with needles?

[stray tiger]

needles single use (not necessarily but there's no reason, they're cheap). syringes you can reuse for these purposes

1 mL is easy to handle but a little small. probably all you really need. do NOT get integrated needle insulin syringes

[lavish vale]

the best drugs are edible

[merry bluff]

yeah got said about 25ga needles

[stray tiger]

slip cover or leuer-lock hub needles are fine

[fervent basin]

i'm sure they get more than one tiny bag of meat lol

[merry bluff]

it's fun

[stray tiger]

I wouldn't personally, they're big

[merry bluff]

oh ok

[stray tiger]

I don't think you need them at all. they use them for medical blood draws often though

[merry bluff]

🤔

[stray tiger]

I literally do it with 30 ga

[merry bluff]

I'll do 29 then

[jolly acorn]

i have to say 16.2 inches feels very large most people i know only have a 14 inch

[stray tiger]

that's hard but I don't recommend it. I mean 29 or 28 is probably better

[merry bluff]

I have to be sneaky about it though because my gf would kill me (she already wants to for the pictures last night)

[stray tiger]

30 bends really easily

I don't really want to encourage this at all honestly, the only reason I'm telling you is that it's dramatically preferable to hurting yourself

[merry bluff]

well it doesn't hurt much at all right?

oh they're coming back

[stray tiger]

and actually works. no, it doesn't, syringes cut a tiny slit through veins and it heals rapidly if you're safe and careful

minimal damage. don't hurt yourself unnecessarily, I very much do not want to enable bad choices you'll likely regret

[stray tiger]

she's a fan of blood for several reasons and I'm trying to give harm reduction advice. I don't love triggering or encouraging people to do anything destructive though, and I'm not gonna do anything fun in public if it ends up doing so

[merry bluff]

ok good

[stray tiger]

the edge of a needle is actually a scalpel blade split across an open tube

[merry bluff]

I know

I've seen the microscopic images of a needle

[stray tiger]

well ya. you can see it with macroscopic too lol

[undone lake]

that's like a heroine addict handing out vapes

lmao

[stray tiger]

Anyway yeah if you rotate sites and similar it's extremely minimal, if you have normal iron status it's not bad for you to lose blood at all. donation is good

[stray tiger]

kind of?

[merry bluff]

oh I might have a slight iron deficiency but I haven't got tested

[stray tiger]

oh, uh well a few mL makes no difference but still don't do a ton or anything. for larger draws you do need larger needles actually

the blunt tip needles you just get in a large pack potentially, either a fill kit with various gadgets or something like this

[fervent basin]

@stray tiger

[stray tiger]

lmao

@merry bluff https://a.co/d/01eAw6rz I got this, not for sale anymore but a ton of normal and angle tips

there are other ways, like a dip pen or something

blood clots quickly, if you need to, get sodium citrate to rapidly anticoagulate

I don't usually but I also have stuff to inject so I'm doing this all the time, if I was storing some for a while I would use that or something similar

[jolly acorn]

I FUCKKING LVE MUSIC

[undone lake]

@merry bluff try not to poke an artery please

[stray tiger]

it's very incidental for me and not something I'd do so often otherwise. I don't recommend making it a habit, not great for your veins or anything

[stray tiger]

that's almost impossible lol

you legit have to try

[undone lake]

it can still happen

[stray tiger]

uhhh

I mean sure I guess lol

it's more likely to happen during daily activity than doing this

[undone lake]

when seeing you marquis I realize my masochism is performative

[stray tiger]

arteries are all deep, you'd have to use completely wrong technique

[stray tiger]

oh? how so?

[undone lake]

I like the idea of being cut into a thousand pieces by a cute girl holding a sword

[stray tiger]

I mean I'm not even super masochistic lol

oh ha

[undone lake]

but I doubt it would actually arouse me if it happened

[stray tiger]

well yes, it's the same with that kink bingo thing a few of us did a while back, I don't have much fantasy life so it's all stuff I actually have done or would do

it's more fantastic than performative ig

[undone lake]

fair enough

maybe part of the reason why I'm afraid of kink play is that I'll find out how much of a vanilla normie I actually am

[stray tiger]

well performative is more like if you're lying about or exaggerating it, I mean I didn't think you'd want it to actually happen

[undone lake]

even though I consume only non vanilla stuff

it's a tough world we live in...

[undone lake]

I'm a huge guro enjoyer

[stray tiger]

I'm mostly a vanilla normie, just happen to be down for anything lmfao

[merry bluff]

I cumsume a lot of stuff

[stray tiger]

yeah that's just enjoying the art and shit though, not the same as having your arm ripped off by industrial equipment and fed to you

[sterile zealot]

hahhahahahahahhah

screenshotted

[stray tiger]

I get what you mean though, there is some "purity of intent" vs. performativity. Like almost nobody here knew about this stuff originally since I never brought it up unless someone asked or the topic came up

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Read the text and create and image

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Posted by /u/t-o-m-u-s-a
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[stray tiger]

though it's not that black and white, like I do think it's fun and I don't dislike shocking people, but other people get upset or (legitimately) triggered or something and that I do not.

I really don't want to go out of my way to just to normalize my inborn habits and definitely not my kinks, it's nice but I don't really expect that of anyone

[undone lake]

out of all the things I said you find that one screenshot worthy?

@sterile zealot donwload koikatsu

[sterile zealot]

what is it

an ai model?

[undone lake]

you can make your own anime cards

unrestricted

no

ai is shit

I'm setting it up rn

[sterile zealot]

so its a drawing program?

[undone lake]

will send you in dm's later

[sterile zealot]

what is it

[undone lake]

this shit is fully uncensored

lmfao

[stray tiger]

yea this one was better lmao #💬off-topic message

[undone lake]

you can make your own 3D stylized anime characters

[sterile zealot]

lmao its a dating sim

[sterile zealot]

sounds interesitng

[undone lake]

fuck the game

it's garbage

[sterile zealot]

where do i pirate it

[undone lake]

the real gold is int he modded version

betterrepack koikatsu

you can create your own scenes

own characters

[sterile zealot]

send me the torrent for that or something

[knotty trail]

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSxsMqnno/ Why does he pronounce messi like Metssi?

[sterile zealot]

based on the images the game looks very lewd which is good

[undone lake]

https://dl.betterrepack.com/public/#list-koikatsusunshineex

make sure you get the sunshine version

and when installing mods if you can choose between KK and KKS, you have to download KKS

[stray tiger]

@sterile zealot is right though, vanilla is good. The best kink extends from good vanilla relationships by far, to the extent I don't think it's worth doing really otherwise

Otherwise you get obsessed nutcases like that kink community girl that freaked out over me not learning her encyclopedia of terminology

[undone lake]

I don't even play the games

all I want to do is make cute girls

holy shit I love girls

why did god have to make me super straight

*g-d

[stray tiger]

She was just boring when it came down to it, nothing interesting about her but that

[sterile zealot]

is this the entire game itself or do i have to also download something else

[undone lake]

I'm jealous of you marquis

[stray tiger]

lol why's that?

[undone lake]

w8 how old was she?

[coral bane]

all torrenters are spastics

[undone lake]

because you've felt the warmth of a woman

many times

[stray tiger]

Um idk, 20s? early 30s?

[undone lake]

oh nvm

I'm not jealous anymore

oh well

[stray tiger]

oh yeah lol I mean I started early, there wasn't another option for me

[coral bane]

i hope your seeders poison your download so you have to start over

[stray tiger]

why did you want her younger or older? she kinda sucked

[undone lake]

you can download mods as well, but don't download them all in one go or else it'll be around 600gb

[sterile zealot]

the only reason ur saying this is because your isp will sue you if you torrent in germany

what a shithole

[coral bane]

i use vpn nigga

[coral bane]

in germany, torrenting is very controlled

[sterile zealot]

who shat in ur cereal today

[undone lake]

look for mods in hte discord server and for characters go to bepis moe or pixiv

[sterile zealot]

i joined

how does adding characters work here

[stray tiger]

I mean my girlfriends have ranged in age from - 13ish years to +10 years from me I think

I was kinda planning a hookup with my aunt's friend who was like 25(?) years older before they fell out

[undone lake]

download the character chard, it's literally just a png file and drop them here

[stray tiger]

I'm very age agnostic though super dodgy of young people these days, like gotta at least be well out of college ideally. they're really immature, nothing like how I was at that age

[sterile zealot]

dm me uncensored version

[undone lake]

don't want my acc nuked m8

[coral bane]

chara

[coral bane]

aint that 'shit' in arabic

[sterile zealot]

how bad could it be

[undone lake]

dunno, the devs were japs

[undone lake]

dw about it

[coral bane]

lolicon is forbidden on discord even though its legal

[undone lake]

13 yo??

wow

[cursive kelp]

—🇭🇺/🏳️‍🌈 POLITICO: Hungarian police said they will not prevent anyone from taking part in next month’s Budapest Pride parade, signaling a shift in LGBTQ+ policy in the country since PM Péter Magyar took office earlier this month.

✅ @balkanspectator — the leading Balkan news channel in English

[undone lake]

not in the EU

my made in abyss manga collection is illegal

[coral bane]

lolicon is legal in most of the eu afaik, its definitely legal in some countries in the eu

[undone lake]

which is pretty funny

[coral bane]

i know that it was always illegal in the UK even during EU membership

[undone lake]

sexualized depictions of minors are illegal in all EU states, drawings fall under that as well

hence why loli is illegal

[coral bane]

loli is legal in most EU states

[coral bane]

its only illegal if it looks like a real minor. lolicon is clearly fictional which is why its legal

[sterile zealot]

he means -13yo as in 13 yo younger than him

[stray tiger]

my only relationship with a girl that age was when I was also that age. Don't say things like that about me, plz

[undone lake]

oh...

[coral bane]

i thought he meant that he was a teen at that time

[undone lake]

damn

[sterile zealot]

i mean he did start dating as a teen too

[merry bluff]

I am attracted to of-age, consenting adults

[undone lake]

he was groomed by an older lady

god that would be hot

[stray tiger]

no, I was 36 and she was 23 I think, I don't remember our exact ages

[sterile zealot]

wtf

[undone lake]

can't believe I never had my shota arc

[stray tiger]

I had a consenting relationship with a 29-30 year old woman when I was 19-20

[coral bane]

lolicon is legal in germany, ive researched this before watching euphoria lol

[undone lake]

would it be okay for a 30 yo man to date a 19 yo girl?

[undone lake]

patriot

[coral bane]

yes because a 19-year-old can consent

[undone lake]

thank you for your service

[undone lake]

[stray tiger]

and the older women I was interested in when I was in high school were ones I was specifically interested in myself, it was not a situation like that

[merry bluff]

I'm 19 and dating a 24 year old

[undone lake]

you had the shota con arc I desired

lucky you

if only there was an older woman that groomed me

[stray tiger]

I'm very age agnostic, it really depends. that would pose a lot of difficulties but I have no problem with it, no

[undone lake]

not if she's imported from some north african or middle eastern shithole

only issue will be religion

[coral bane]

delete this message immediately

[sterile zealot]

that doesnt matter if theyre hot

[undone lake]

god forbid a man has a preference

[coral bane]

almost no such thing as a hot brown person

[solemn kiln]

The Elias I love is back

[sterile zealot]

u just live in germany

here its full of hot brown people

[stray tiger]

I'd prefer you not talk about this, big difference between a consenting relationship with age disparity and one that's actually that sort of one. By definition it has to be not okay with the victim to consider it grooming

[undone lake]

north african and middle eastern girls turn me feral

there's just something about them that makes them inherently [redacted]

[coral bane]

latinas are so overrated it's wild

brb gonna eat

[solemn kiln]

Latinas?

[coral bane]

delete this message immediately

[undone lake]

their arrogant demeanour makes me go wild, I just want to [redacted] them so fucking hard until that arrogant attitude of them turns into despair

oh my fucking god

[solemn kiln]

Im no fed cuck

[coral bane]

i mean

you should delete it

because the message is shit

[solemn kiln]

I have a friend who also thinks like this

[undone lake]

and then they'll look at me with disgust as I defile them

[sterile zealot]

🤔

[undone lake]

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

[coral bane]

discord would be better off without that message

[solemn kiln]

Discord CCP agent

Mossad

[sterile zealot]

#💬off-topic message what about this one, what is its net value

[undone lake]

to be an ugly bastard 🍇ist is a deep fantasy of every man

then she will try to run away

but I will grab her leg

she will shake, maybe even pee her pants

as the smell of fresh urine fills the room she will stare at me totally frighened

then I will stare at her

v

[merry bluff]

HuhWhat

[undone lake]

the night is still young...

[stray tiger]

Elias is doing his best to make me believe in the concept of pre-crime each and every day

❌ pre-cum
✅ pre-crime

[undone lake]

*[redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] *

[solemn kiln]

Lmao

[undone lake]

it must be my skull shape

g-d created me this way

I know my thoughts aren't exactly the norm

[grave burrow]

@loud girder ai slave provide a summary of today's topic

[solemn kiln]

I just want to be healthy and have money no cap

[undone lake]

you're a good man

[solemn kiln]

Im cooked in other ways

[undone lake]

it's fine, you will make it

we all will

[grave burrow]

Guy in Canada just got busted for selling sodium nitrate to assist people ending themselves, market niche just opened up

[abstract dagger]

Discord would be better off without this server

[cursive kelp]

Source: X
https://share.google/RWi4KUXkdmJpFVdrm

[abstract dagger]

Some stupid fat cunt just pushed infront of me

[undone lake]

sorry that was me

haha jk I'm not fat

105kg of pure muscle

[jolly acorn]

i need a black girl to dominate me

[solemn kiln]

There’s nothing to make :v

It’s over