💬off-topic

[crimson pagoda]

An Indian guy messaged me on telegram because he saw my profile on duolingo

[granite cipher]

And why the hell did you make your telegram handle public

Lol

[abstract dagger]

If an indian guy spoke to you would you beat him up

[granite cipher]

Schizo alert

[wide arrow]

This is so romantic. Are both of you straight?

[granite cipher]

⏰🚨

[granite cipher]

I'm leaving this place

[slim coral]

[grave burrow]

You are a typical millennial

[granite cipher]

Bruh I'm old asf

Haha

I literally shouldn't even be saying "bruh" and "asf" that's how old I am

Yeah I'm going to stop saying that stuff

[loud girder]

mcdonaldcats

Transcript from Groq

Hey babe, Morta Morta likes you. What are you doing girl? My DMs are open. Oh, because I'm a gamer boy. I need a gamer girl in my life. Ooh, a gamer girl. Ooh yeah, because I'm an anime boy.

[granite cipher]

Reported

For cringe

Hey, I found a gummy bear on the floor

Sweet

There's not that much dirt on it either

I'll just wash it off

Tasty

[elfin scarab]

are these two dudes dating straight?

[fervent basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/love-dirty-JN3W4XXxTrJeM

[lavish vale]

incoming grifter

[elfin scarab]

smooches

[wary ermine]

@crimson pagoda

[grave burrow]

Yeah, that's millennial

[wary ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-gif-24765849

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-bart-lisa-hertzfeldt-gif-3558265

[granite cipher]

Gen x

Actually Y I think

Idk

I'm too old for whatever I'm doing though on here

[fervent basin]

we are all dying soon @granite cipher

[elfin scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/graggle-graggle-simpson-gragglintime-gragglin-yukiu-gif-25806384

[fervent basin]

who is this

[granite cipher]

I farted and kept it inside

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/mortal-kombat-terminator-arnold-schwarzenegger-terminated-you-are-terminated-gif-23434018

[granite cipher]

Feels good

To keep farts

[fervent basin]

terminator doesn't suffer farts

[granite cipher]

Inside

[granite cipher]

I imagine they just over lubed his joints in so every time he takes a step it just sounds like he's farting

[lavish vale]

its called xennial you old fart

[loud girder]

alka_rino

Transcript from Groq

Do not.

[granite cipher]

EVER

[lavish vale]

xenials are the boomers who grew up on microcomputers

[granite cipher]

I had a big computer

You're insane

[lavish vale]

relative to your peen sure

[granite cipher]

Funny enough it was called COMPAQ

What a POS

[sterile zealot]

what did tarantillia mean by this

[granite cipher]

Turbo button

[granite cipher]

Why don't you use your fucking brain?

[sterile zealot]

what happened to qpdv

hes feral now

[granite cipher]

Hehe

You trained me well sir

Thank you

Now fuck outta here

🍌🥯

I don't bite

[wide arrow]

Yeah.

[granite cipher]

I lick

Until your skin falls off

[fervent basin]

wtf is up with the english in the title here

[lavish vale]

every computer should have a turbo button even if its just an led

[elfin scarab]

the answer is no

two men dating aren't straight

[lavish vale]

ye old computers ranned the mains right to the power switch. so if you smashed the power button too hard you could die

i'm gonna add a turbo button to my robot that just gives you electric shock (for nostalgia purposes)

[wide arrow]

Okay okay. But it's still the most romantic thing I have heard 💕

[lavish vale]

you must not hear much

[stray tiger]

lol, no, just me. It is the weirdest thing I've ever either seen or experienced. I've been dating women consistently since age 13, was interested in them since the time I was born afaik, when other boys found them icky. Sexually active since that first adolescent girlfriend and was extremely precocious.

He's bisexual, mostly dated men, so that part wasn't quite so off 😁 he liked me for a while, to an extent, but didn't think it was an option

[granite cipher]

I would never put all my business out there like this lol

Like why

[stray tiger]

I think it's pretty fucking romantic! I have no clue how you can fall in love with someone and just flip a lifelong orientation like that in your 30s. It makes a lot more sense if you had some history

[crimson pagoda]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4QOagjqRQure499CuWJqqg

[stray tiger]

lol I mean who cares, I'm already dating a dude, how much gayer can it get

[granite cipher]

Mine basically does I guess. It has modes for CPU + GPU "power levels"

[wide arrow]

💖

[grave burrow]

Gawd

[granite cipher]

G o double deez nuts

[grave burrow]

Now wonder you are edge case, you've seen too much

[granite cipher]

Sure whatever

[lavish vale]

you do seek external validation, just in a different way

[granite cipher]

If you say so

Lol

[grave burrow]

Don't we all

[granite cipher]

I haven't cared about validation since I was like a teenager when I said fuck it

[lavish vale]

someone probably doesnt, but we dont know them for obvious reasons

[granite cipher]

Like literally my whole mode of operation in life is that I don't give a fuck what other people think. Sometimes it works out sometimes not

Whatever

[lavish vale]

just you saying that... ironic

[granite cipher]

Yeah yeah

[grave burrow]

Things were good in the 70s

[granite cipher]

I guess I'm just not supposed to respond and tell you how it really is because the truth is just me coping right?

Weirdo

Always trying to instigate something

[lavish vale]

we are all coping. when you accept that, the suffering ends

[granite cipher]

Yeah sure

[granite cipher]

Idk about that

I remember a little bit about the '80s

Baby qpdv

[stray tiger]

It didn't really bootstrap anything, like I didn't start liking or seeing other guys differently, just him. I mean I guess I'll see over time – I still don't know for sure how well that'll work at the end of the day, but the attraction actually did come after I fell for him hard, which makes me way more confident.

I was willing to give it a serious try even under the assumption there was, nothing naturally there, since I love him so much and we seem so utterly compatible. Still am, if I'm not immediately overwhelmed with attraction then I'm just going to try my damnedest. Too special to let slip for something I don't care about in the abstract

[lavish vale]

uh oh we triggered old man stories

[granite cipher]

Does that mean you want to hear a story

[lavish vale]

does my answer matter?

[granite cipher]

" let's just find any way we can to make a sentence that is a jab at another human being"

[grave burrow]

Amen

[granite cipher]

I think your brain is tired

This is like your default mode

Lol

Just fuck with everybody

Typing !

CHATTING

[wide arrow]

To love is brave.

[granite cipher]

Don't do it

Do not press enter

[grave burrow]

If we grab every post you made, put in a pot, add shrimps, mushrooms and pepper tomatoes, we got gumbo

[granite cipher]

Erase your sentence now

[grave burrow]

🙌

[granite cipher]

Before it's too late

[lavish vale]

are you talking to yourself again?

[granite cipher]

Today?

[undone lake]

not true, mine only sold slaves probably

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-goes-away-gif-23278467

[lavish vale]

this is life explained as a meme

[undone lake]

I'm working on the clock to achieve all kinds of things in gpt v2 image gen, it's soul crushing but I believe that once I have the prompts right and my method starts producing something even semi-decent, it could be revolutionairy (until a better image model releases)

[granite cipher]

Need sound

[sterile zealot]

cant wait for image gen models that can produce actually cute girls

[granite cipher]

I got it to stop with the textury bullshit. That gritty texturey shit that it does

[granite cipher]

Like what

[loud girder]

dessimat0r

Transcript from Groq

Weaaawgggg!

[granite cipher]

They can generate pretty much any woman. Too old for you?

[sterile zealot]

like your mom

[granite cipher]

Yes

Hot

[wary ermine]

@loud girder

https://tenor.com/view/cats-gif-24765849

[granite cipher]

Is your mom hot

You can tell me

[granite cipher]

Tell qpdv your secrets

[stray tiger]

I met him on here by the way, it's @south wing and I am so stupidly in love with this guy that my only worry, which I'm bitching to him about now in DMs, is not being strong enough or good enough to keep it up 😔

[granite cipher]

What if he turns out to be AI

[stray tiger]

he is, I'm into it

[granite cipher]

Do you even know him in real life?

[grave burrow]

You have a soul?

[undone lake]

me neither, that's why I make them in koikatsu and then try and render with gpt image gen. the only issue is consistency. I have to find a way for gpt to not hallucinate throughout the prompts or start creating those stupid artifacts

[sterile zealot]

whats koikatsu

[stray tiger]

I sure will, in the biblical sense hopefully

[grave burrow]

Sounds heavy

[undone lake]

no, not after I've become goy like you guys

[undone lake]

there's a big world out there brother

[granite cipher]

Burning bush FIRE IN MY LOINS SON

[granite cipher]

I liked it when it said bgi

[grave burrow]

If you become trans later will you Pound us with daily me messages about it

[undone lake]

shut up dog

[sterile zealot]

tell me

[granite cipher]

Fuck you you little turd

[undone lake]

I'm going to [redacted] your wife

[granite cipher]

Don't make me generate a fucked up image about you

[grave burrow]

Stap

[granite cipher]

I will

[stray tiger]

yes

[lavish vale]

les-be-friends?

[undone lake]

jokes on you, AI image gen is still ass

[granite cipher]

Less beans

More meat

[undone lake]

w8 I love meat girls

[lavish vale]

ai image gen very good at ass

[granite cipher]

Just tell it not to be

[stray tiger]

I already had crushing gender dysphoria as a kid and only kinda got over it

[sterile zealot]

is that a euphemism for the ones with dicks

[granite cipher]

Kurt cobains was my mom

[fervent basin]

https://youtu.be/OvbBLDSpO3A?si=g9GcqiBgmLkE3edu

[stray tiger]

I just don't think it'd work out well

[sterile zealot]

elias loves """"meat""" girls alright

[granite cipher]

That's a meaty sauce

[loud girder]

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Rising timeout

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[granite cipher]

Rekt

There's another word I need to stop saying

[undone lake]

this is saya, my flesh maiden. on the right is her real form

[granite cipher]

Jesus

[undone lake]

she has a hole so it should work

[sterile zealot]

hot

[granite cipher]

Is that what came out of my body when I went to see Dr pimple Popper

[sterile zealot]

the flesh foid i mean

send me more pics of that

[granite cipher]

I got u, hold on

😉

[undone lake]

@slim coral

[stray tiger]

@grave burrow

[granite cipher]

Incoming

[undone lake]

wow

[sterile zealot]

you didnt answer the question

[granite cipher]

He tried

[undone lake]

gpt v2 is really good at making average looking girls that would do cheap prostitution

it nails the 5.5/10 look

[sterile zealot]

nah, it makes them look like instagram ones full of makeup and botox

[undone lake]

that's because you prompt it wrong

[sterile zealot]

yeah idk the prompting tricks

[undone lake]

the ones I've been making came out pretty good

w8 lemme find the prompt

but yeah IRL stuff gpt v2 is really good at

2D? forget about it

[granite cipher]

I wonder how many there are

Why won't it tell me

[grave burrow]

Hot, Retsu still better

[granite cipher]

I need to know how many times the word Jesus has been said in here

Bing titty bam titty

[grave burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/boshka-baki-gif-17020917195779675007

[loud girder]

alka_rino

Transcript from Groq

you

[undone lake]

baby retsu

[loud girder]

alka_rino

Transcript from Groq

Gracias.

[undone lake]

this creature has a wife btw

[granite cipher]

HAYYYYYY

[grave burrow]

Consider enhancing your figure with breast augmentation and a Brazilian butt lift if you choose to pursue that option.

[granite cipher]

Throw yo hands in the air and wave them like you can't get gayer

Ayerre

Ayerre

AYERRE

Fuck wtf

It keeps putting an e on the end

AYERR

Success

[stray tiger]

I don't want big boobs, A or B is perfect

[granite cipher]

Hopefully this isn't a phase like when everybody turned gay in high school like pretending and shit

Cuz it was the thing to do

[grave burrow]

Boo

[granite cipher]

Edgy affff

[elfin scarab]

my dad when he was a baby

[loud girder]

alka_rino

Transcript from Groq

Ugh!

[granite cipher]

🍌

[vernal mantle]

yayyyyyyyyyyy

komori its the best castle ever its so good

i just checked it out its awesome

[granite cipher]

Wh ycastles

Why Castle

If everybody lived in castles, would you have created a mobile home instead?

Somebody should build a trailer

Triple wide baby

Elite poor

[stray tiger]

I don't like big boobs much, AA-B is all good

[granite cipher]

Negative C

Innie bobs

[sterile zealot]

big books look awful, i dont get how people can find them attractive

[granite cipher]

Caved in chest best

[wide arrow]

I like bellies. But no bellies are fine too.

[granite cipher]

What happens when you get with the girl who has the a boobs and then she gains weight and becomes the girl with triple E boobs?

[elfin scarab]

@undone lake Jesus fuck what is he doing in this audio

[granite cipher]

Sucking

And

Pluckin

Hot

[elfin scarab]

sugma

sugmaclip

[stray tiger]

I've seen ones shaped really well that give someone an overall nice figure, it's just far more uncommon

[granite cipher]

You nasty son. You nasty

[stray tiger]

hey that's why I'm dating a guy ig

[granite cipher]

Did that happen?

[undone lake]

this non-sentient creature has a wife

[stray tiger]

lol what kind? like round? Mannnn I've been working over the past year to maintain some solid visible and

[undone lake]

I still cannot believe it

[sterile zealot]

he doesntn

[undone lake]

yes he does

[granite cipher]

Show the proof! He's lying

[sterile zealot]

he just has a fucked up brain and so thinks he has a wife

[undone lake]

komoru heard her in one of his audio clips

[granite cipher]

Lol

[lavish vale]

wife is just paid actor

[wide arrow]

cozy ones 😺

[undone lake]

your wife's father deserves a good beating

[granite cipher]

Cope

[undone lake]

no joke

[granite cipher]

Singletons

[sterile zealot]

could be his mom

[granite cipher]

Y'all bitches are all single

Ahahaha

[gusty ravine]

all actors should recieve pension

[undone lake]

is your wife schizophrenic

[granite cipher]

It's cuz I got dat D SON!

[gusty ravine]

unless he's a lie

[granite cipher]

Well I used to. I think it fell off

Poking at it with a stick like do something

Hot

[lavish vale]

qpdv doesnt lie to us, just themself

[stray tiger]

hehehehehe aww

[granite cipher]

Chicken is hell

I'm putting away the dishes

For the wife

I don't use dishes

I eat everything by hand

And foot

I'm not sure why I eat with my feet

[wide arrow]

I really appreciate y'all.

[granite cipher]

It's just something that I learned

My training data is fucked

Y'all didn't know the entire time that I'm the ASI machine God that created chatgpt and I'm being kept in openai data servers

[gusty ravine]

unless he's super agentic

too

[granite cipher]

Piss

[lavish vale]

liar

[fervent basin]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/1tngpxd/livestream_of_an_erupting_volcano_captured_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button lol

[granite cipher]

Projection

[fervent basin]

get a load of this @granite cipher

[lavish vale]

and confession!

[wide arrow]

I truly do

[granite cipher]

Triggered again!

[lavish vale]

stop being agreeable

[grave burrow]

@stray tiger @merry bluff @slim coral

[granite cipher]

Reported

Not allowed to see that

My wife said so

I go to the beach with a blindfold on

[grave burrow]

Harsh

[lavish vale]

oof qpdv in trouble with their sugar momma

[granite cipher]

Yet somehow I still get a bone

[sterile zealot]

what the fuck

[granite cipher]

Stop calling me a THEY

Idiot

[lavish vale]

update your discord profile then

[granite cipher]

Stop

[granite cipher]

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING

[stray tiger]

damn

[lavish vale]

ALSO MY PRONOUNS ARE 64 72 69 6E 6B 6F

[granite cipher]

THIS IS WHY

[granite cipher]

I'm so sick of all your fucking hamburger jokes

[wide arrow]

I'm scared.
But I'm going for it.
Did I fix my glitch 🤞

[granite cipher]

Get lost

[lavish vale]

whats a hamburger joke

[granite cipher]

Gaslighting ass

Punk

YOU DID THIS

[lavish vale]

you arent being gaslighted, you just felt that way because you are insecure (me, master gaslighter)

[granite cipher]

Stop telling me how to use a calculator you fuck what

Want to go deeper?

[lavish vale]

thats what your missus said (to me)

[granite cipher]

Hilarious

No really

I'm laughing

[lavish vale]

i'm laughing because you arent

[granite cipher]

But I'm also screaming, crying and trying to smash things

Are you a things?

[lavish vale]

so you are aroused

[granite cipher]

Please be a things

Smash

Burger

😉

[lavish vale]

thats the term used in dog training. and you are like dog sage (urinates in public without shame)

[granite cipher]

What IS IT

[lavish vale]

your smegma collection?

[grave burrow]

EAT THIS

[merry bluff]

dam son

[vocal bay]

eat it

[grave burrow]

Enhance

[merry bluff]

nah

[granite cipher]

Nah b

[grave burrow]

Yes

[merry bluff]

ok

[granite cipher]

Nah b

Nah c

[grave burrow]

WEAKNESS

[merry bluff]

make a real life one so I can goon to it

[granite cipher]

Nah d

Naughty

[merry bluff]

I don't goon to anime

[granite cipher]

The seasons they be changing

[grave burrow]

This is why you are depressed

[granite cipher]

Haha

Somebody downvoted u

Owned

[grave burrow]

😡

[granite cipher]

This is what I'm doing from now on

I like this little downvote thing

[grave burrow]

💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

[granite cipher]

Hopefully they accumulate

Muaha

Going through your chat history and just down voting everything

Rekt

[fervent basin]

mango will rise again

[slim coral]

Ooooooh

[granite cipher]

I hated mango on snl

I'm more of a Stewart from mad TV kind of guy

That guy was my hero

I act like him all the time

I can't stop

[lavish vale]

and you wore an onion on your belt

[granite cipher]

Should I go get drugs?

Would you like me to be on drugs?

[lavish vale]

what loser isnt?

[grave burrow]

😡

[lavish vale]

i am going to have a cheeky third coffee

[grave burrow]

NO!

[lavish vale]

because i need to get my bugfixes done before stoned-oclock

[granite cipher]

ONLY VIBE CODERS HAVE BUGS

[lavish vale]

is not my bugs, i am doing the fixes

[granite cipher]

That's what they tried to say for a while lol

" Claude fix the bugs"

[lavish vale]

basically yeah

but i click the merge button so i did something (technically i ask the ai to merge)

[granite cipher]

/goal

Wait that's codeX

Have you tried the "/goal" thing?

I haven't used it yet

[lavish vale]

in claude? doesnt seem to work

[granite cipher]

Codex

[lavish vale]

i have claude max dumbass

[granite cipher]

Wow

Fiesty

I hit a nerve?

FOR THAT?

[lavish vale]

my fart nerve

fart

[granite cipher]

I can't even have a normal conversation with you. You're just pure evil I guess

Noted!!

[lavish vale]

i prefer chaotic neutral (i dont care either way)

[granite cipher]

I'm about to get timed out

I'm about to mess you up son

[lavish vale]

do it

[granite cipher]

Don't make me steal your IP, connect to your Wi-Fi, use BFId mixed with gaussian splats, and steal your crypto password off your screen

Ask chatgpt if possible 🙂

[lavish vale]

my crypto password is qpdv-is-a-n||ihilist||

[granite cipher]

igga

Racist ass

Reported

[wary ermine]

@lavish vale

[elfin scarab]

i only goon to anime

[wary ermine]

@elfin scarab

[elfin scarab]

hi jake

[granite cipher]

Gravitate

I guess I'll just take the drugs I already have

[elfin scarab]

reported

[granite cipher]

Bigga

[elfin scarab]

reported

[granite cipher]

Tigga

[elfin scarab]

reported

[granite cipher]

N

[elfin scarab]

REPORTED

[granite cipher]

I

[elfin scarab]

REPORTED

[granite cipher]

A

[elfin scarab]

REPOTERED

[granite cipher]

G

[elfin scarab]

RPOTRTO

[granite cipher]

A

R

A

[elfin scarab]

REPOTIT

REPOTIY

[granite cipher]

Niaggara falls

[elfin scarab]

RPOTED

[granite cipher]

Lol

[elfin scarab]

sugmaclip

[granite cipher]

Re poted

[elfin scarab]

sug

[granite cipher]

Plant

[elfin scarab]

my figgin

[granite cipher]

Repot

[elfin scarab]

clip

[granite cipher]

Repot'd re-potted plance

[elfin scarab]

how does this creature have a wife

[fervent basin]

qp-be-v

[granite cipher]

Be me

Have a wife

[elfin scarab]

Me be

Wife have a

[granite cipher]

Your wife left your mom

[fervent basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/who-is-he-bluecollarsponge-talking-to-z9sCTVhmpT92n5XZYn

[elfin scarab]

My wife is my mom

[granite cipher]

Too much juice

Reported

[lavish vale]

how much for the little g||nat||???

[elfin scarab]

My mom is my wife

repoted

[granite cipher]

You might wanna delete that

[elfin scarab]

You might want to delete your ass

[granite cipher]

Trafficking slang

[elfin scarab]

bro laughed at his own joke

[fervent basin]

ye

https://giphy.com/gifs/9wGjpl8z1CJ5m

[lavish vale]

dont pretend you dont get the reference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKHK5taD0FM

[elfin scarab]

Be me

Me be

[lavish vale]

pfft i lub me pplx

[granite cipher]

Maybe you should be me and then I'll meet me and then be me and then we'll beat me up Scotty in the BB me and then me be and baby me.

[lavish vale]

but i forgot i had youtube preview in pplx

[granite cipher]

You ain't about to have shit son

Muaha

SWIM

[grave burrow]

NOOOOOOO!! Don't down vote me 🤬😡😡🤬😡🤬😡

[granite cipher]

I won't

But he will

[lavish vale]

a qpdv downvote is literally winning

[granite cipher]

Oh you want to win?

Now I know your weakness: losing

[lavish vale]

my secret shame

[granite cipher]

Noted

[grave burrow]

🫪

[granite cipher]

I'm not DOING ANYTHING

[lavish vale]

pls dont, pls

[granite cipher]

They are

[grave burrow]

😮

[granite cipher]

Those dudes over there

In my peripheral vision

[lavish vale]

i hope qpdv doesnt up vote me out of petty spite

[granite cipher]

I just report every other message instead

Discord is tired of me

They left me on read

[lavish vale]

i got a hate speech thingy but i cannot find it anymore

[granite cipher]

I LEFT THEIR MOM ON BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[lavish vale]

it was my most satirical zinger ever, so the absurdity of them explaining satire to me was amusing

[lavish vale]

<insert french joke here>

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Hmmmmmmm

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1tnmrm1/hmmmmmmm/

https://i.redd.it/m5zxpb4yrc3h1.png
Posted by /u/EfficientMongoose317
Don't want to see more? Mods can unlink this subreddit with /reddit unlink

[granite cipher]

Uh

[stark copper]

why r u making goonbait bro

[grave burrow]

I've lost my way

[lavish vale]

or maybe you found it

embrace your inner deviant

[granite cipher]

That gaussian splatting wifi thing is actually possible

You just gotta be near someone's wifi that has the right router

And you can basically see the inside of their house

Not super great detail though

[slim coral]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2059083445741998568

Himeko Katagiri (@ahogegirI)

this is my oc himeko katagiri she’s not affiliated with tracen in any way

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 26, 2026, 1:25 AM

[granite cipher]

But in research they were able to tell if it was YouTube or Google on the screen etc

[slim coral]

I think I'm actually going insane

[granite cipher]

Nice

Welcome

To hell

[grave burrow]

We all do eventually

[granite cipher]

Flux will be your guide

Sit down on the pokey thing

Let's go

[grave burrow]

Follow qpal

[granite cipher]

I swear to God if you fucking follow me to the bathroom again

I'll make you drink this

Alright Back to working on my EVIL AI

[crimson pagoda]

why are you like this

[vocal bay]

Giraffe News

A proposed North Carolina bill would classify abortion as first-degree murder and give any person the right to use deadly force to stop it.
WHO says that ebola is outpacing response efforts
Anthropic co-founder Chris Olah warns that AI will displace human labor on a catastrophic global scale
Putin signed a law permitting the use of military force to 'protect Russian citizens' abroad
Sweden now has less than 5% of its population smoking regularly.
US has launched new strikes on southern Iran.

Quotes:
"Happy Memorial Day to all, including the Dumocrats" -- Trump, on Truth Social at 6am

@crimson pagoda @merry bluff

[granite cipher]

Uh oh

[granite cipher]

Bruh

[merry bluff]

@slim coral we are so hot

[crimson pagoda]

quit trying to make ebola happen brendo. its not gonna happen. idiot

[slim coral]

True

[granite cipher]

Where's that weird guy that used to run around in his socks and take pictures of them?

[merry bluff]

"abortion is murder. kill the mother instead. surely that isn't worse"
whet the actual fuck

are they fucking retarded

[crimson pagoda]

i wonder if you could 2nd degree abort

like

[vocal bay]

we'll call it EBOLA-26

[crimson pagoda]

abortion as a crime of passion

as oppposed to a premeditated thing

[grave burrow]

This positive self framing can only pay higher in dividend

[grave burrow]

Take a look in the mirror

[granite cipher]

HORROR

I can't

I see how my wife looks at me

I ain't looking at that shit

I'm good

[merry bluff]

my wife is better
they/them AFAB NB TMASC L MONO AGI SSRI XYZ

[wary ermine]

@crimson pagoda

[granite cipher]

Picture of insanity

[wary ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-gif-24765849

[undone lake]

https://fxtwitter.com/clashreport/status/2058879152493637639?s=20

Clash Report (@clashreport)

Anthropic co-founder Chris Olah:
︀︀
︀︀There is a real possibility that AI will displace human labor at a very large scale.
︀︀
︀︀If that happens, supporting those displaced will be a moral imperative of historic proportions.
︀︀
︀︀AI development is concentrated in a handful of wealthy nations.
︀︀
︀︀How will we ensure that the gains of AI are shared globally? We do not have a mechanism for this. It is an unsolved problem.

**💬 31 🔁 49 ❤️ 240 👁️ 69.4K **

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FxTwitter · May 25, 2026, 11:53 AM

lots of tough talk for an AI company who's model can't even output decent looking pdf documents

[lavish vale]

ha ha accelerationists trying to convince murica of social welfare

last i checked murica is trending in the other direction

[undone lake]

will AI ever go from having to fix everything yourself to actually providing useful outputs that don't look like total slop?

[lavish vale]

this is just all legal posturing so when mass job losses do happen, they can claim they did their best

[undone lake]

they'll say it's communism and that everyone should learn a trade if they even get that far

[elfin scarab]

what happened

[lavish vale]

mamdani wants to free public transport = communist

[undone lake]

they just hate him because he's a muslim, but are too much of a pussy to admit it

[lavish vale]

imagine the government providing you services for your tax dollaroos

[undone lake]

so they call everything he does communism

[grave burrow]

It's my fault

[lavish vale]

in true murica you pay your taxes to a pedro who does open corruption

[undone lake]

europe used to be like this, until women came into positions of power

[lavish vale]

the "ballroom" is confirmed evil villain lair

[undone lake]

von der leyen, la garde, kallas

they are raping this continent with their sheer incompetence

[elfin scarab]

why are they wearing asian dresses

isn't that cultural appropriation

[grave burrow]

The bikinis were too much

[undone lake]

holy shit

I'm getting AI fatigue

[elfin scarab]

but now they're racist

[undone lake]

I cannot see AI images anymore

[loud girder]

@undone lake has decided to take a break from this server and is now muted for 24 hours.

If you want to take a break too, you can use the </touchgrass:1168235574474313768> command.

[grave burrow]

I broke him 😔

[elfin scarab]

wow rip

[crimson pagoda]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1230147363402678315/1486831364425650289/samcrashout.gif

[elfin scarab]

he's been spamming this himeko x maria slop for multiple weeks now

it pmo

[crimson pagoda]

NEVER stop doing the bit
@wary ermine

[grave burrow]

Is not spam

They are different images each time

[elfin scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/reze-reze-chainsaw-man-reze-arc-reze-rain-csm-gif-15825657779504732061

[merry bluff]

fym "github.com/theminji?" ???? that is me its not a question dubmass

[lavish vale]

i dont think that donkey has been adequtely prepared

[crimson pagoda]

showed this post to clod and it's such a retarded picture that clod thought surely this must be satire

but no, this is just actually a real defense contractor company lmao

[grave burrow]

That's you

[fervent basin]

@grave burrow

[grave burrow]

I like it

[merry bluff]

@crimson pagoda you should add this to trentbot (its like 5 lines of code ) https://github.com/theminji/X-Link-Fixer-Discord-Bot

[crimson pagoda]

i may do so

also

it bothers me so much that discord still doesnt have outgoing webhooks

perfect use case for this

[merry bluff]

wait lmao it doesnt?

strang

[crimson pagoda]

no

telegram is weird cause like

it kinda sucks lol

but it has way better features for bot development

[merry bluff]

yeah ive heard good things about bot features on telegram

[merry bluff]

this is why ai was invented

[crimson pagoda]

i should have it do bitcoin as well

[merry bluff]

bitcoin would be like $1000000

[crimson pagoda]

fuck my chud life. fuck my not-covered-in-shit ass

[merry bluff]

man i should stop wiping my ass

[lavish vale]

join team bidet

[crimson pagoda]

hes too old to be president again

thats why they ran kamala

[lavish vale]

makes for a bathroom drinking fountain too

[crimson pagoda]

claude is trying to comfort me, but its not working

[merry bluff]

nah

just shower after

or buy a bidet

free money

[crimson pagoda]

no i need to see how much itd be if i cut that out as well actually

[merry bluff]

true

well im on well water so its free for me

[crimson pagoda]

no, see, this is why you'll never be a businessfoid

listen here bitch

what you do is

[merry bluff]

almost unlimited water for free forever (except after hurricanes then i have to wait about a day before the water is useable again since its all silty)

[crimson pagoda]

you use your stupid stinky well water to turn a turbine

then you sell the power back to the electrical company

[merry bluff]

true

[crimson pagoda]

then, not only are you not wasting money "showering" as if that's even real

you're also making money by extracting water from the ground

[merry bluff]

holoThinking

[lavish vale]

reminds me i am overdue for my monthly shower (daily shower is a big shampoo and condition conspiracy)

[fervent basin]

ask how much you would save if you used your own pee instead of shower water

[merry bluff]

same cost because he eliminated shower water costs

[lavish vale]

claude code finally put in scrollbar for queued messages making it now usable (almost, still cannot bg agents with ctrl-b?)

[crimson pagoda]

every time ive ever had it spawn subagents or whatever it ends up fucking something up

like every single time

[lavish vale]

i love my agents but yeah i ctrl-b then steer them

[elfin scarab]

why am i a mad scientist

[granite cipher]

Double pinch SON

[elfin scarab]

pinch my

nutters

[granite cipher]

Double tiny fingas

Fingass

[elfin scarab]

sugamaclip

[loud girder]

alka_rino

Transcript from Groq

I don't know.

[granite cipher]

I need tp

Help

Doordash

[vernal mantle]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=BVkWWjBCqD8

[granite cipher]

Can u hand me a roll but not look in please

[loud girder]

theminji

Transcript from Groq

Vaar je mee met de VOC, naar verre vreemde landen, maar gewinnen overzee. Het teken van de Republieke Grote Zilvermeel, een land van handelaren, vaart door de Gouden Eeuw.

[granite cipher]

Wtf

That's how I talk

[merry bluff]

true

it sounds exactly like you

[granite cipher]

Weird

[lavish vale]

talk is being generous

[granite cipher]

Excess in moderation

[merry bluff]

is this what thc feels like

[granite cipher]

How the fuck have you never done drugs?

[heavy current]

Why?

Everyone in here is so toxic

[merry bluff]

im a good girl 😇

[lavish vale]

not me i am cuddles 🤗

[heavy current]

Sorry I don’t like men

[vernal mantle]

is that your gf

[lavish vale]

i dont lick men either

[lavish vale]

i would say hating 50% of the population is dumb (but thats because i hate on 99%)

[elfin scarab]

im clingy

[vernal mantle]

dessimator why are you posting onaholes

[vernal mantle]

don't worry

it only gets worse

but you do become more resilient to it

👍

succes

[abstract dagger]

this is what its like being in my head 24/7 ngl

i hear stuff like this 24/7

[lavish vale]

wowzies

[abstract dagger]

wowiezowie

[lavish vale]

you might actually be insane

[loud girder]

mcdonaldcats

Transcript from Groq

All right. All right. All right. All right, all right. All right.

[loud girder]

mcdonaldcats

Transcript from Groq

Bye, Daddy.

[vernal mantle]

this video changed my life

[vernal mantle]

All right. All right. All right. All right, all right. All right.

[vernal mantle]

do you have audio hallucinations

😿

[merry bluff]

i used to

but not any more

[vernal mantle]

😿

[elfin scarab]

im getting craziwer every day

[vernal mantle]

reky

[granite cipher]

Rekitty

[elfin scarab]

COME BACK

augh

[granite cipher]

Cum onma

[elfin scarab]

HOYL SJHUIT

shuit the

fuck up

[granite cipher]

Wow

[elfin scarab]

you fucking turd nugget

HO AWAY

[granite cipher]

Cum onmabakk

[merry bluff]

jiggabit

[elfin scarab]

am i manic like wjames

[granite cipher]

How come I can say Cum

[elfin scarab]

fuckin g turdanugget

sugamiclip

[granite cipher]

Shshshshshshshshshshutthefuckup

[elfin scarab]

sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shut up

[abstract dagger]

yes

but mostly at night

[granite cipher]

Tickle my delno

[elfin scarab]

fucking stuttering bithc

[vernal mantle]

rekty

is it bad

[granite cipher]

Cuntrocket

[abstract dagger]

it depends

like

i alwyas hear people talking in my head

[granite cipher]

No you don't

[abstract dagger]

but its not as common to be outside my head

[granite cipher]

Idiot

[elfin scarab]

yes he does

[granite cipher]

Nah

[elfin scarab]

im sorry james

[granite cipher]

He lie

[abstract dagger]

like it happens less if that makes sense

[granite cipher]

He is making it up

[elfin scarab]

james do you have psychosis

[granite cipher]

Trying to be like me

He can't be me

[loud girder]

mcdonaldcats

Transcript from Groq

Okay, where's the title?

[granite cipher]

He tried tho

[vernal mantle]

yay?

[loud girder]

alka_rino

Transcript from Groq

Aight bitch, you ain't doing nothing!

[vernal mantle]

is that better

[elfin scarab]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLmtBnRzaPI

[loud girder]

alka_rino

Transcript from Groq

Hey. Hey. Hey.

[granite cipher]

B

[vernal mantle]

are you taking a political stance rn 🗣️

[granite cipher]

I vibrate microphones

[vernal mantle]

is that one of those music compilations

[elfin scarab]

ye

[vernal mantle]

oh shit it's actually related to the image

that's new

[elfin scarab]

i need to become more evil

[vernal mantle]

ive never seen that before

[vernal mantle]

how evil tho

there's lots of things you can do to become super evil

[elfin scarab]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOwJyEKupdc

[merry bluff]

https://youtu.be/Jmz8CXm8JLY?t=68

[loud girder]

mcdonaldcats

Transcript from Groq

Hey motherfuckers, I'm making a plushie with a size ring on my earflap. I would love to have you submit any ideas you have, motherfucker. Anyway, I want to thank you guys for being here today. We're going to play a game. You're welcome to meet me.

[merry bluff]

NEGA-

[elfin scarab]

NEGA

[vernal mantle]

thanks

[elfin scarab]

#VillainArc

[crimson pagoda]

@vernal mantle u know about minecraft

[abstract dagger]

should i add that lile

[crimson pagoda]

do u know about erosion sim stuff

[abstract dagger]

jm not the voice

in the clip

[vernal mantle]

barely heard of it

what is it, the most popular game of all time?

[elfin scarab]

james you have a nice voice

nega

[loud girder]

mcdonaldcats

Transcript from Groq

Well, I'm going to go on.

[vernal mantle]

yes

[crimson pagoda]

why are u giving me sass right now mochi

[vernal mantle]

i watched a coding adventure i think

[loud girder]

mcdonaldcats

Transcript from Groq

What the fuck, I believe you heard me before. You heard me speak before.

[merry bluff]

like for terrain generation?

[vernal mantle]

i always keep grinding ❤️

[elfin scarab]

mmhh

nice voice

[vernal mantle]

a new saas every week

[crimson pagoda]

yes

[merry bluff]

ive used it but never really tried learning about the actual algorithms

[vernal mantle]

that would be insane in minecraft

also super fucking slow

doesn't it take like minutes on a gpu

[elfin scarab]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnLuKx_c7Ds

[elfin scarab]

no transcript

[loud girder]

mcdonaldcats

Transcript from Groq

Oh no! Oh no! Senpai! Senpai! I'm tuning! I'm tuning! I'm coming! I'm choking! I'm monging! I'm coming! I'm monging! I'm free monging a curricula! Curricula getting free monging! Okay buddy, it's a good thing!

[crimson pagoda]

you prebake it

you dont do it live

[vernal mantle]

🤔

[crimson pagoda]

this makes the world have an edge of course

[elfin scarab]

wtf james

mania moment

[crimson pagoda]

but i think you could make it kinda cool anyway

[vernal mantle]

isn't the whole point of mknecraft is ransom generation

[elfin scarab]

keep going

[crimson pagoda]

i mean i guess so but like how many people are actually going to go 10,000 blocks away from wherever they spawn in

[elfin scarab]

what's me's nametag

[loud girder]

mcdonaldcats

Transcript from Groq

You here, Sempai? Oh no, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming! Is she here, Sempai? Yes! I'm here, too!

[crimson pagoda]

wouldnt you rather have a small (but still huge) map of very nice terrain rather than a gigantic neverending map of kinda butt terrain

[abstract dagger]

snails be thicc af

[vernal mantle]

can you even handle that much tho

seems like a big world

[elfin scarab]

@me

[abstract dagger]

any server that lasts longer than 2 weeks

[merry bluff]

you can do 1024x1024 erosion sim in like half a second with gaea

[elfin scarab]

@gusty ravine

[vernal mantle]

just fucking generate it then tho

[loud girder]

mcdonaldcats

Transcript from Groq

I've been married a long time ago. Where does he come from? Where does he go? Where does he come from?

[vernal mantle]

hmmm but how will you do it at chunk borders

[elfin scarab]

james why did you never join our server

[merry bluff]

gadagadegadagagido

[abstract dagger]

im gonna be real

i dont know my mc logjn

[crimson pagoda]

wdym

like at the end of the map?

what i was thinking was

[abstract dagger]

most of my accs got nuked when they switched to microsoft accounts

and i never made any

[crimson pagoda]

you tell the map it's a superflat world

[abstract dagger]

i used to have minecon capes :(

[vernal mantle]

no if it's contiguously generated

[vernal mantle]

you had like

[crimson pagoda]

you decide on a fixed ocean level and then below that there's nothing but bedrock at y=-63 or whatever the min y is

then

[vernal mantle]

two years

😭

[abstract dagger]

i had like 50 accounts

[vernal mantle]

wtf

[crimson pagoda]

so if you go too far from the "continents"

[elfin scarab]

please join
ill let you move into my castle

[abstract dagger]

i played mc heavily

[crimson pagoda]

you just find an endless ocean

just like real life

[vernal mantle]

well you can buy an account for like 5$ anyway

[abstract dagger]

sick castle

i have a few i just forgor the logjns

but i dont really fw mc anymore

[vernal mantle]

agree

[cunning nymph]

.me\_0124

Server Avatar

[loud girder]

mcdonaldcats

Transcript from Groq

もっともっと愛すよ

[elfin scarab]

もっともっと愛すよ

[vernal mantle]

もっともっと愛すよ

[elfin scarab]

konnichiwa anime desu

sekusu suki

[loud girder]

mcdonaldcats

Transcript from Groq

I like them big. I like them chunky. I like them real. Or something, something. You ask my style. You think I'm funky. That's how I roll. They call me chunky. Funky. Funky. Funky. Funky.

[vernal mantle]

wtf that's kinky

[elfin scarab]

atashi sekusu suki

[loud girder]

mcdonaldcats

Transcript from Groq

21 anos, mas deixa eu conseguir continuar.

[loud girder]

mebius0766

Transcript from Groq

James, you have a very interesting banner.

[abstract dagger]

thank you

[elfin scarab]

21 anos, mas deixa eu conseguir continuar.

[crimson pagoda]

i have james on ignore list and i dont remember why. but im sure it was for a good reason

[vernal mantle]

it's a great banner

[abstract dagger]

ignored for what

[elfin scarab]

nihonjin desu

[vernal mantle]

james is chill

[abstract dagger]

from trentbot or

probably because i am retarded

[elfin scarab]

from trentoid

the real one

he's got you on ignore

[abstract dagger]

lol

[elfin scarab]

atashi nihonjin desu

[crimson pagoda]

no like on discord

[vernal mantle]

tent he's a little schizo sometimes but we love him

[abstract dagger]

im taking this personal

[crimson pagoda]

i think he was pinging me too much one night or something

[abstract dagger]

maybe

i cant sleep

im meeting smelly abi on wednesday

[elfin scarab]

he was spamming brimstone

[crimson pagoda]

literally just lay down and close your eyes dumbass its really easy

[abstract dagger]

okay true but it i do that then ill be awake in 3 hours and ill have to go to work

[elfin scarab]

jamews were in the same timezoen

[vernal mantle]

sleep is weighted rng

[abstract dagger]

yes

bc ur in portugal

and we have same time

[lavish vale]

crying about their ex

[elfin scarab]

whats a portugalñ

[abstract dagger]

my goat

[vernal mantle]

lmao tbh everything in this life is weighted rng

[abstract dagger]

in my defence

my ex sucks

[elfin scarab]

sleeeping is impossible

[lavish vale]

waaaaaaah

[abstract dagger]

my banner is some chick i know but like

i dont remember her name

[lavish vale]

imagine not being chud enough to just caveman bonk a new woman (in a legal way ofc)

[abstract dagger]

but she said we can play repo together which is cool

[elfin scarab]

you dont know the naked lady who wrote ur name on a nude

[abstract dagger]

i probably should

but im a forgetful guy

i feel bad tho i forgot her bday too

whatever

her bf can remember that shit anyway

im not her man i dont owe her shit

[elfin scarab]

@stark copper

[stark copper]

🥹

[elfin scarab]

trnslate

[stark copper]

practicing so i can speak to v2ray

[elfin scarab]

i want a chinese girlfriend

[merry bluff]

@grave burrow when will you make realistic pictures of me and himekos avatars but in smexy clothing

[elfin scarab]

and she whispers chinese nonsense in my ear

[abstract dagger]

do you want 50 dollars

[elfin scarab]

if i knew any japenis girls i would rizz them up with my anime knowledge

[merry bluff]

lol

chinese gilrs are hot

[loud girder]

mcdonaldcats

Transcript from Groq

Oh, Dazubeyo. Oh, Ittika-senpai. Oh, I'm an anime boy. Oh, Charles Holmes. Oh, Komi-senpai. Oh, Oni-chan. Oh no, Komi-senpai. with my anime knowledge I watched Attack on Titan and My Hero Academia and I just want a girlfriend to call me my own

[elfin scarab]

ar you giving out money

[loud girder]

mcdonaldcats

Transcript from Groq

Oh no, no, no, no.

[abstract dagger]

https://youtu.be/STUeV93fBSM?si=jnWmKREHhHaP7bum

[elfin scarab]

you dont need to buy my friendship

im a friend to everyone for free

[lavish vale]

me: resolve the git conflicts

Per my protocol I don't guess at conflict resolution — these need a human read.

stupid bot

[elfin scarab]

maria im your wife for free

[merry bluff]

same

[elfin scarab]

but you have to share me with 20 others

[merry bluff]

thats ok

[grave burrow]

World might end of you goon to Himeko

[loud girder]

mcdonaldcats

Transcript from Groq

It is that game ago in my in my in my lobby Oh, I need to I need to level up to level 9,000 to show how my true gamer power. Oh No, I need to impress her. Oh No, oh No, I died. I couldn't even land one here. Oh It's oh no, oh

[merry bluff]

oh

[loud girder]

mcdonaldcats

Transcript from Groq

Maybe if I level up to level 10,000 I will finally show her what a boss I am and I will frame mug the enemy team.

[merry bluff]

im gonna goon to himeko

🤤

[loud girder]

mcdonaldcats

Transcript from Groq

I'm gonna go damn hardcore. Whoa.