💬off-topic

[tiny merlin]

JUST from Mythos alone

[lavish vale]

turns out human coders were never good

[cursive kelp]

@mild nacelle that did not look like a thumb.

[lavish vale]

the question is, if i am replacing my human colleagues code with ai generated code, is it right for me to commit under my name

[mild nacelle]

If you are not shooting water up your ass hole every time you go number two, then you’re just walking around with chunks up in there

[lavish vale]

💯

[merry bluff]

I've used a bidet one time and it was nice because it had heated seat

[grave burrow]

Wow

Did he smell nice?

[lavish vale]

my bidet is cold water, which makes winter poops invigorating

[jolly acorn]

You people are so far behind me

I don't even shit at all so there's no need to clean my ass

[lavish vale]

pro tip: if you do shoot the bullseyes long enough, sometimes a bit more poop comes out

[loud girder]

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[merry bluff]

its truly over

[jolly acorn]

@mild nacelle why did you kiss my gf

[grave burrow]

Details

[wary ermine]

@mild nacelle

Would you let a cat kiss you?

[pine patrol]

agree

wiping yourself with water should be normalized

[merry bluff]

🩸

[pine patrol]

@merry bluff what's the best project you've ever done

[stray tiger]

Especially these days, that's the number one "trick". Be more exhaustive than you think, don't contradict yourself or write impossible constraints, etc.

[merry bluff]

nothing

none of my projects are worth anything

[pine patrol]

so what? there must be one that's better than the others

[pine patrol]

also, why?

[merry bluff]

idk i guess the ones on hf are good

[merry bluff]

idk im really depressed

[jolly acorn]

Hey man I am very aorry

[pine patrol]

wdym? how is that linked with your projects?

[pine patrol]

I see

[merry bluff]

it makes my perception of self worth go down significantly

[pine patrol]

I understand

[lavish vale]

negative affirmations are the cheapest self sabotage (i know i cant, i know i cant)

[loud girder]

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[merry bluff]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVjhV-In25c

[crimson pagoda]

@fervent basin they reset codex limit

bug fixed

🔥

[fervent basin]

never seen anybody so autistic

[fervent basin]

wowowewa

[crimson pagoda]

i dont like his thumbnail

[sterile zealot]

why would anyone be posting negative comments to this guy

what could he have posted

[wary ermine]

@crimson pagoda

It's joever

[crimson pagoda]

Everyone is always rooting for you. Your parents want you to be a great son. Wife wants you to be a great husband. Your boss wants you to be a slam dunk hire. Every first date you’ve ever been on they’ve been rooting for you to get laid. Every time you started to tell a joke people hoped it would have a hilarious punch line. Your proximity to anyone is a reflection of themself, meaning the deck is never stacked against you, and your failures are completely your own
i just saw this on xitter. isnt this nice

[stark copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1365049274068631644/1506018204265349160/codex83.gif

[sterile zealot]

this implies that the people theyre telling this to get multiple first dates lmao

[wary ermine]

I literally have dreams every few nights that my family hates me

[crimson pagoda]

its not hard. literally just go speak to a foid

[sterile zealot]

foids are amazing

honestly if you cant get a foid to like you, that is an immense skill issue

[gritty perch]

Dude

There's some older bimbos that come through my job i would still love to hit

Fake tits fake lips

Prob pushing 60

Still would

[sterile zealot]

you gotta be so down bad to admit this

[gritty perch]

Nah my co worker agreed she was bad for a older lady lol it was an anomaly

[crimson pagoda]

lmao holy shit @sterile zealot @vernal mantle
npx ccusage@latest

[sterile zealot]

holy shit imagine how much of openais money youve been burning

that is 16 billion tokens?

[crimson pagoda]

i dont have to imagine, it shows it right there

$10,307

hahahaha holy shit

[sterile zealot]

but thats at the price theyre subsidizing

theyre almost definitely losing money per token in codex

[crimson pagoda]

no this is codex usage, which is done through my Pro sub, which i also don't pay for since i janny the sub

and the $ value is the amount it would've been at API pricing

[sterile zealot]

yes exactly

the api is subsidized too

[stark copper]

imagine if they didn't give a shit like anthropic

[inland hill]

no

wtf

api has 75% margin or smth

it is profitable

[sterile zealot]

this would have been believable if you told me it in 2023

[inland hill]

also subs are net zeroish

since many barely use

trent is top 0.01%

this is mine with 3*20 subs

[crimson pagoda]

yeah i agree

whatever they say about the API profitability i dont believe it

they're fiercely competing for users rn

[inland hill]

30usd mtoken

how would that be non profitable

[crimson pagoda]

because unlike the chinese labs they have to amortize the cost of R&D across token pricing

[inland hill]

u can rent a whole ahh rack ofor 30usd/h

[sterile zealot]

just increasing api prices by a few percent is enough to get hundreds of thousands of users to just use a different llm

[inland hill]

duh

i meant inference

pure inference margin is high

[sterile zealot]

they cannot afford it in terms of users to have any big margins in terms of api pricing

[inland hill]

they do

literally

arr needed

[sterile zealot]

where are you getting this delusion from

[inland hill]

where are u?

[crimson pagoda]

arr is important tbh hes right, they wanna have a solid number like that

[inland hill]

ye

[sterile zealot]

yeah of course

[crimson pagoda]

if they're doing API only, like you said, it's basically just changing out a single string to have ppl switch to another provider

[inland hill]

there is a reason anthropic did 35b spacex deal

gotta pump b4 ipo

[inland hill]

also enterprise is price insensitive

they wont switch

[sterile zealot]

just increasing their prices by 10% would make so many people stop using them

[inland hill]

even if rates double

[inland hill]

retail ye

[sterile zealot]

its not like openai has any groundbreaking models

[inland hill]

they do

auto review is true sigma

enterprise compliant

[crimson pagoda]

idk man, if that were really the case I don't think they'd be offering committed use discounts which is a new thing they recently started doing

[sterile zealot]

99% of llm api users could not tell the difference between opus 4.7 and gpt 5.5

[inland hill]

well yeah

[inland hill]

of course

users do not use api tho

api users know

[sterile zealot]

i mean api users here

[crimson pagoda]

99% of LLM users as a whole dont even realize claude exists 😭

[heavy current]

50% of humans lack self awareness

[sterile zealot]

based

[lavish vale]

3.14% of statisticians like to eat pi

[crimson pagoda]

my honest reaction to that information

[inland hill]

even with r&d 33%

without r&d 70%+

api is profitable

[heavy current]

Wasn’t he Jewish?

[fervent basin]

chatgpt limits got reset @inland hill

codex

[inland hill]

ik

saw it first second

[sterile zealot]

these people like to be so "dark triad" and shit right until a foid starts giving attention to them

[crimson pagoda]

no, evangelical christian

[inland hill]

@fervent basin

[crimson pagoda]

peter thiel is gay

[loud girder]

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[sterile zealot]

i know

[inland hill]

my cost if it was api

[sterile zealot]

but i mean incels in general

[heavy current]

Gay Christian? Is he retarded?

[inland hill]

this only cost oai 200usd tho

[crimson pagoda]

i had to search to figure out if peter thiel was a jew because i wasnt sure and its just cracking me up that this website exists

[inland hill]

i paid 60 total

+my chat/image use

oai lost around 200 usd on me

[crimson pagoda]

"within cultural context" chatgpt ass website

[inland hill]

last 2.5 months

[smoky marsh]

Welp it's official I'm making my own AI tool

[heavy current]

Dead internet

[heavy current]

Who asked?

[inland hill]

Most chatgpt plus users do not even know what codex is

[smoky marsh]

Me

And you

[heavy current]

Narcissist

[inland hill]

So ye

[smoky marsh]

Who asked?

[heavy current]

My mom isn’t alive anymore

[inland hill]

Oai csn easily turn profitable round 29

Spacex later

[crimson pagoda]

hop on wikipedia ass

[inland hill]

Spacex is so dominant

It is a meme

[heavy current]

Doctors diagnose people without you needing to ask them

[inland hill]

Spacex is 90%+ of global LEO

Global with states

[smoky marsh]

Your doctor diagnosed u with brain cancer

[heavy current]

hey chatgpt, can you make me a shitty website that would he perfect for dumb religious people?

[crimson pagoda]

did you guys hear about the DEAD INTERNET THEORY? i just heard about the DEAD INTERNET THEORY. did you read about DEAD INTERNET THEORY yet? i just read the wikipedia article about DEAD INTERNET THEORY. i just watched a youtube video essay about DEAD INTERNET THEORY

[smoky marsh]

@heavy current How many times have you been banned btw?

it's like u making accounts daily now

[heavy current]

I did have a breast cancer check up, but thankfully it was negative

[inland hill]

/goal establish a cult get 10k members

[heavy current]

What?

[inland hill]

@crimson pagoda

[smoky marsh]

I'm having some fun

[heavy current]

No, but your mother did

[smoky marsh]

I wouldn't care lol

[heavy current]

You having mommy issues makes perfect sense

[smoky marsh]

You are the cancer it self so please be quiet

[inland hill]

Tried getting into obsidian

Failed

Am Way too lazy

[smoky marsh]

I only use it to visualize data

[vernal mantle]

lmfaoooooo

[smoky marsh]

it's not the best for AI

[vernal mantle]

i honestly never believed that

everyone said that since gpt 4 costed a insane amount

maybe like barely subsidized

[fervent basin]

put it in a modern art gallery lol

[inland hill]

Nope

Api has 70%+margin

Even if u calc r&d in

It is 30%+

It is highly profitable

[fervent basin]

do we have any good modern art to visit in buda @inland hill

[inland hill]

Damn

How ?

[smoky marsh]

my wallpaper

[inland hill]

Uuh ye

[fervent basin]

i was iterating on stuff without seeing it on my phone lol

[inland hill]

Gidot or ludwig

Godot

[fervent basin]

and then asked for a screenshot and it gave this

[smoky marsh]

I like Godot

[inland hill]

Lmao

[inland hill]

It is a museum here

[fervent basin]

godot game engine

[smoky marsh]

hmm

cool

[inland hill]

Ye same name

[inland hill]

Your style @fervent basin

[smoky marsh]

the last museum I was, was probably the science museum around london

[fervent basin]

waiting for godot

[heavy current]

Did you learn to talk like that from your parents?

[granite cipher]

BANNED

REPORTED

I got like 4 notifications from discord last night

[smoky marsh]

from u, stupid bastard

[granite cipher]

Lol a bunch of people reported me for dumb shit. All they have to do is read the messages/context

[heavy current]

Bloody bastard bloody?

[granite cipher]

SOCK FUCK

[smoky marsh]

Anyone want's to talk about tech or we are just all waiting for claude and posting memes here?

[heavy current]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-23548728

[cursive kelp]

—❗️🇺🇸/🇮🇷 Ali Hashem, Al-Jazeera’s correspondent in Iran, on the details of the final MoU draft:

– End of regional war on all fronts, including Lebanon.

– Freeing several billions of dollars of Iran's frozen assets.

– Lifting the U.S. naval blockade, and opening the strait of Hormuz under ‘Iranian management’.

– Withdrawal of the majority of American forces from the Middle East.

After this, the parties will have 30 days to make an agreement on the nuclear issue, but it can be extended if mutually agreed.’

@WarSaWitness

[smoky marsh]

you are a npc sure

[pine patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/withered-rose-wilted-rose-wilted-rose-sad-gif-17744787053523297376

[cursive kelp]

🇺🇸🇮🇷⚡️ — BREAKING: President Trump says an MoU with Iran has been largely negotiated and that the final details are being finalized and will be announced shortly.

I am in the Oval Office at the White House where we just had a very good call with President Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud, of Saudi Arabia, Mohammed bin Zayed Al Nahyan, of The United Arab Emirates, Emir Tamim bin Hamad bin Khalifa Al Thani, Prime Minister Mohammed bin Abdulrahman bin Jassim bin Jaber Al Thani, and Minister Ali al-Thawadi, of Qatar, Field Marshal Syed Asim Munir Ahmed Shah, of Pakistan, President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, of Türkiye, President Abdel Fattah El-Sisi, of Egypt, King Abdullah II, of Jordan, and King Hamad bin Isa Al Khalifa, of Bahrain, concerning the Islamic Republic of Iran, and all things related to a Memorandum of Understanding pertaining to PEACE.

An Agreement has been largely negotiated, subject to finalization between the United States of America, the Islamic Republic of Iran, and the various other Countries, as listed. Separately, I had a call with Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu, of Israel, which, likewise, went very well. Final aspects and details of the Deal are currently being discussed, and will be announced shortly.

In addition to many other elements of the Agreement, the Strait of Hormuz will be opened.

[fervent basin]

@inland hill

usually see this shit on a crt in a modern art museum lol

[stark copper]

can't wait for DeepDih V5 (xhigh)

[lavish vale]

but you were only 5/10 offensive not your usual 9/10

the server is being flooded with pearl clutching cucks

[gritty perch]

My name is crownelious maximus the 3rd

[granite cipher]

I was a good evil

[loud girder]

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[lavish vale]

i expect we're a year or two away from this being how history is taught in school

[heavy current]

Projection

[lavish vale]

npc slap fight

[slim coral]

evil

[lavish vale]

@heavy current versus @smoky marsh ... fight!

[gritty perch]

Women dont actually exist on the internet

[merry bluff]

true

[lavish vale]

the websites i frequent definitely have women

(not corn sites because straya decided they require id proof)

[gritty perch]

Great now everytime you type in here im going to read your messages in a thick australian accent

[merry bluff]

just use a veepee en

[grave burrow]

Awesome

[slim coral]

https://deadline.com/2026/05/michael-bay-operation-epic-fury-iran-war-movie-1236917066/

https://fixvx.com/ChrisFlanaganTV/status/2058310818886799517

Chris Flanagan (@ChrisFlanaganTV)

We're on lockdown
President Trump is at the White House

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wow tough

seems like every week somebody's trying to pop him

[undone lake]

goy cattle will eat this shit up

[undone lake]

another nothingburger

[lavish vale]

strewth and bloody oath

also i am having 'shrimp' for lunch using my george foreman barbie

[mild nacelle]

you know those Chinese restaurants you see all over the place?

Did you know that they’re based on a country where everything is like that?

[lavish vale]

did you know, generally speaking chinese people look chinese?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWc7oahRBqo&t=13s

[grave burrow]

Mooooo

[crimson pagoda]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYqkxIHHec8
@merry bluff u ever wish u spoke polish?

wait wrong link lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1T-7WS4g5s

[tiny merlin]

Yeah, get hyped.

[cursive kelp]

🇺🇦🇷🇺⚡️ — BREAKING: An Oreshnik IRBM has been used on the Kyiv region.

https://t.me/tabzlive/84922

[merry bluff]

@crimson pagoda
https://openai.com/research/verify/

[wary ermine]

@mild nacelle

https://tenor.com/view/cats-gif-24765849

[cursive kelp]

@late ingot

[sterile zealot]

why are you pinging him with brainrot

[abstract dagger]

i fell in love with someone today

[sterile zealot]

is it some efoid

[abstract dagger]

yes

😭

[rancid inlet]

no

[late ingot]

Common misconception - in fact "Chinese" food is a huge lie and they don't actually eat it in China

[sterile zealot]

retard

[abstract dagger]

its ok

ill just get her to come uk

[sterile zealot]

retard

do you know what she looks like at least

[abstract dagger]

yes

[sterile zealot]

or i guess

"""she"""

[abstract dagger]

she sent me a selfie

i found it on google but she said shes famous

[sterile zealot]

lmfao

okay good bait

[abstract dagger]

hahahah

dont get me wrong i am actually texting an awesome austrian woman rn

but i am exaggerating it for the bit

[loud girder]

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[elfin scarab]

WHO ARE YOU

[crimson pagoda]

good evening komoru

i just put the kids to bed and im about to have some of the weird oolong vodka i bought

how are u

[elfin scarab]

i spent the last 2 hours trying to get an automatic chicken farm to work
i tried 3 different designs and they all failed

im going to kms now

[crimson pagoda]

shouldnt this be like a 10 minute build that u can find on youtube

[elfin scarab]

yes

none of the designs are working despite following them to a T

this stupid fuck is supposed to fall into the fence

[grave burrow]

Porn star

[rancid inlet]

why so toxic

you guys love calling people retards or what

[grave burrow]

Childhood trauma

[rancid inlet]

i see

makes sense

[sterile zealot]

you are way more toxic than me, asura

[rancid inlet]

no im not underscore

trust me

im the kindest soul here

[grave burrow]

Parenting, environment, genetics, it feels like destiny

[sterile zealot]

that is a really big misspelling of fattest

[granite cipher]

Enjoy

[rancid inlet]

oh no

here he comes again

[granite cipher]

Muaha

[rancid inlet]

...

[granite cipher]

Look at you

Cutie

[rancid inlet]

thats u buddy

[granite cipher]

Just sitting there

[grave burrow]

How's the wife?

[granite cipher]

Bein cutie

[granite cipher]

She's crying

[grave burrow]

How many times a week do you get laid?

[granite cipher]

She wouldn't make me dinner so I smashed our pet turtle

[grave burrow]

Holding frame

[granite cipher]

JK I wouldn't do that to torti

I love herms

[grave burrow]

Turtles are food

[granite cipher]

Stupid Google Omni only let me make one video.. WAIT I HAVE A PRO ACCOUNT

50 flow credz

Get rekt

What can I do

I need to access my funds in Google clouds

[elfin scarab]

yes retard

also ur a man btw

[granite cipher]

9 beeeeelipns

@hikukogenwmoru

Generatooning

[rancid inlet]

what a demon

[granite cipher]

How does Omni edit actual videos

I need to figure all this out

RAT NOW

[rancid inlet]

hmm

[granite cipher]

Apparently it can edit actual frames of videos to change objects and things

[rancid inlet]

wtf

[granite cipher]

This isn't an example of that

[granite cipher]

You have no idea

Muaha

[rancid inlet]

there was this new model that just got released yesterday which seems better at editing than omni

im looking for the tweet

[rancid inlet]

yea you are so random

cant tell whats in ur mind

[rancid inlet]

like whos in his right mind to gen stuff like that

[granite cipher]

I am a genius

You will see

[rancid inlet]

https://vxtwitter.com/HitPawofficial/status/2058065389532377497

HitPaw (@HitPawofficial)

Gemini Omni vs. Runway Aleph 2.0

🔹 Gemini Omni is faster, with fewer steps involved, but less precise, suited for daily use.
🔹 Runway Aleph 2.0 is more accurate but more expensive, suited for high-quality outputs.

Both models perform well in editing. Choosing based on use case is the best approach.
#Runway #GeminiOmni #GoogleIO #HitPaw

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Runway (@runwayml)

Aleph 2.0 is here. Now you can edit a single frame in your video, preview the change and then Aleph 2.0 carries that edit across the rest of your video.

Try it now in the new Edit Studio on web at the link below.

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vxTwitter / fixvx · May 21, 2026, 6:34 PM

@granite cipher looks solid, what do u think?

[granite cipher]

Yeah I think I saw that today

That's probably what the guy was using

He posted a bunch of videos on x

He changed an old train in an old 1800s video to a futuristic train

[lavish vale]

i did that without ai

[grave burrow]

Is a humans life objective better, worth more than a cows or an elephant or a rat?

[cold berry]

no

[lavish vale]

which human are we talking about?

[crimson pagoda]

yes

mine is anyway

@wary ermine never give up

[stark copper]

i can't tell if ur memeing or if u actually tryna help

[lavish vale]

why not both?

[lavish vale]

shame it wasnt richard burns-cox

also corner tv's should be illegal

[gusty ravine]

richard burn cox

[lavish vale]

i went to school with twins both named A. Dick

(the chick got the worse deal)

[gusty ravine]

(of pity tier)

[crimson pagoda]

never give up

[fervent basin]

@grave burrow

[stark copper]

why did mango rebrand himself to flux again??

[crimson pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/gulp-cat-gif-27257259

[stark copper]

i was away for longer than i thought

[crimson pagoda]

you can log out any time you like but you can never leave

[lavish vale]

this is not a cry for help

[cursive kelp]

🇺🇸⚡️ — Secret Service says the 21-year-old suspect in the shooting near the White House has died from the returning fire.

Law enforcement officials told CNN that the suspected shooter near the White House was already known to the Secret Service and had previously attempted several times to gain access to the White House grounds, although he was neither armed nor violent during those earlier incidents.

The suspect is described as a possibly "emotionally disturbed person," and a "stay-away order" had been issued to him previously.

[worldly loom]

I designed a new keyboard layout tonight with 1 key printing "th". When my hands recover I will monkey type to judge it.

So much typing tonight.

[grave burrow]

Never go full Mango

[crimson pagoda]

many such cases

[gritty perch]

https://www.youtube.com/live/d2al0UxpvK8?si=e2v5E2ImcIHx5Mle

[fervent basin]

this guy is just bones

should eat some food

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

I'm DONE with Google

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[gusty ravine]

looks v beer

to me

[lavish vale]

"r/ChatGPT/" you might be lost?

[stray tiger]

@south wing I'm about to make a small art in a sec, but we should talk here once in a while instead of ten trillion hours outside of it hehehehehe.

So of the two, which one did you like better for both me and you? I think GPT put six inch heels on me in both but I'm not gonna complain

you're going pretty hard in that first one, I'm intimidated 🥺

[south wing]

yis I'm very scary

[stray tiger]

says the boy with the bunny avatar

wait a minute...

[stray tiger]

lol why is he so fucking spherical

[south wing]

i like both for me tbh I'm surprised it got the piercings pretty well
for you uhh. uhh. hmmm

[stray tiger]

tough call right?!

[south wing]

can't pick lol

[stark copper]

she's fat, she lost an arm which monkeys use to move fast so it's hard for her to exercise

[stray tiger]

they're more than a little different, I just had it adjust a few things for you from 1 to 2

oh I'll DM you the pic for the second, you've seen the pic for the first

[south wing]

o

idk ur pretty as girl and as boy

[mild nacelle]

lmfao

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fat-fat-cat-standing-cat-standing-gif-10735767612654393346

[stray tiger]

u wot m8

[stray tiger]

omfg holy shit that's funny as piss. I'm a bad person

[fervent basin]

mauled to death by what

https://giphy.com/gifs/star-wars-darth-maul-CYRQlyvv22dIQ

[lavish vale]

darth maul the only darth i would spend eternity with

[undone lake]

OOHH LAAAWWDD HE COOOMINGG!

https://fxtwitter.com/dhulqarnayn786/status/2058318958801871247?s=20

Aleksander 🇵🇱🇷🇺 (@dhulqarnayn786)

The footage of the Russian Oreshnik IRBM strike on Kiev 🔥🔥

**💬 6 🔁 8 ❤️ 54 👁️ 4.7K **

▶ Play video

FxTwitter · May 23, 2026, 10:47 PM

[undone lake]

Russia preparing strike on Ukraine using hypersonic 'Oreshnik' missile, Zelenskiy says -Reuters

how did he know

[fervent basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/news-ukraine-zelensky-volodymyr-sHTY3MSoN10elz6Yxe

[lavish vale]

i heard putin losing the propaganda war so shut down russian internet

[crimson pagoda]

edits are the most important form of media rn

[merry bluff]

SAY WALAHI BRO

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/bober-kurwa-wombat-not-a-beaver-beaver-gif-8961649020872801915

[undone lake]

my goat

[undone lake]

i heard putin losing the propaganda war so shut down russian internet

[undone lake]

that image always sends me

[elfin scarab]

@slim coral emergency

[crimson pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-gem-alarm-gem-alert-bell-harry-dresden-gif-5419200886822863241

[undone lake]

patriot

@slim coral thank you for your support

[elfin scarab]

terrifying

[crimson pagoda]

had some vodka, some rye crackers, and some room temp jalapeno tuna packets

im feeling wonderful

[loud girder]

ahmed_m2004

Transcript from Groq

🎵 There's something about you and I don't know why I can't think straight when I look into your eyes You know how to play it right, yeah you took me by surprise The way you're talking sounds like it's another long night Yeah your mustache tickles my nutsack baby You know that's fine with me You said you wanna cover my face with love, so maybe I'll find out and see So throw it back, yeah, just like that You know just how to do it, that ass is fat Yeah, we can go fast, we can take it slow Got your claw on my back, I'm your little ho-o-o He spreads my cheeks and he makes me scream He's my number one daddy, gotta make him cream inside of me just keep riding me when i'm stepping in town it's my favorite sound even out a little more what a beautiful tone so softly just keep riding me so let go talk about it You look so sexy when your hands are wrapped around it Flip me over, beat my meat up while you pound it While you pound it You got away with your words in a big fat cock And I don't care if it hurts, no, don't you stop I know I've been a bad boy, tonight you're top So let's just do what we do, I love the way that you move I'll be your king or your queen, whatever you want me to be It doesn't matter to me, just keep on fucking me deep Yeah baby, let's make a movie, and let's make it juicy I've been waiting for it long enough, now it's time He spreads my cheeks and he makes me scream He's my number one daddy, gonna make him cream Inside of me, just keep riding me When I'm surfing him down, it's my favorite sound You let out a little moan, what a beautiful tone So softly, just keep riding me

[elfin scarab]

huh

[merry bluff]

huh

[stark bone]

https://klipy.com/gifs/haha-117

[grave burrow]

It only goes down from here

[elfin scarab]

ello biden

[merry bluff]

SODA

[elfin scarab]

we need 5 billion rokets

to bomb donesk children

[fervent basin]

stop calling them children

its "future terrorist"

[fervent basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jeffdunham-jeff-dunham-achmed-the-dead-terrorist-YU7JNWZqf4Tj2G08tt

[fervent basin]

ukrainan

[fervent basin]

ukranians

[sterile zealot]

this is how himeko looks like irl

[sterile zealot]

hes city is like that too

[crimson pagoda]

🇺🇸 ⚡ LOCAL NEWS UPDATE:
my father in law and brother in law got into a fight over granny's will. my brother in law BIT both of my father in law's hands and he got an infection and had to go to the hospital
i will be updating this story as more news breaks!
@cursive kelp @sterile zealot @vocal bay @stray tiger @late ingot 🚨

that's fuckin awesome

[grave burrow]

😭

[crimson pagoda]

he went pit bull mode on his own dad

that's hardcore

[sterile zealot]

what kind of absolute psycho bites someone like that

[crimson pagoda]

on both hands, too

i think there's a little more to the story than my father in law said. because how do you even end up with both of your hands in biting distance

[grave burrow]

It's a smart way of ending someone's life indirectly

[sterile zealot]

did the victim here not have any survival instincts either or how do you let them do it again after the first time

your family is actually all retarded

[grave burrow]

The komodo dragon approaches

[crimson pagoda]

i guess they must've been tussling a bit. little bit of a fight

[crimson pagoda]

this isn't the first crazy fight that happened either. another one of my wife's relatives got shot in the head (survived tho) by his neighbor over some kind of cattle dispute

god i love america

[sterile zealot]

what the fuck happens in the us

how do you survive that

[crimson pagoda]

you'd be surprised, in the movies they make it look like you get shot and you just keel over dead. but you can get blasted right in the head and still make it sometimes

[grave burrow]

Bitting is one of the most primal and effective ways to end an opponent t, bites their fingers and benis off and gouge out their eyes like a chimp

[crimson pagoda]

oh wow, so you can get blasted right in the head and you still have about a 5% chance of making it

[grave burrow]

Guns are so masculine, I wish I lived on america. I would own so many guns

[undone lake]

wow!

[fervent basin]

tickling the elephant's foot

[grave burrow]

Good catch

[crimson pagoda]

@sterile zealot it took gpt-5.5 medium just over 6 hours to unfuck that enormous worldgen.rs file

[sterile zealot]

hmmm but this probably isnt very useful data since most of these survivors will be from less powerful gunshots, you know?

[stray tiger]

Holy fucking shit that is wild holy shiiiii

[sterile zealot]

less calliber and shit

[stray tiger]

like how hard? tf? why both? how?

[sterile zealot]

try to get it to output mortality rates for different types of calibers

[crimson pagoda]

i guess enough to break the skin at least, cause they got infected

[crimson pagoda]

the trajectory is more important

well

up to a certain point

[stray tiger]

@south wing someone got mauled and for once it wasn't by a pitbull

[crimson pagoda]

i mean if a 50 cal round hits ur head ur just completely fucked no matter how it hits u

[crimson pagoda]

but a 9mm vs a .22, the trajectory of the bullet is what decides whether you live or die

if you get blasted right through the brain you're cooked no matter how small the bullet is

[sterile zealot]

whats a 50 cal, idk anything about guns

[vocal bay]

Going "why--won't--you--smile!" while shoving both thumbs into their mouth and pulling them up and apart

[fervent basin]

finding palantir

[crimson pagoda]

50 cal is that one over on the right lol

[sterile zealot]

oh so like heavy rifles

[stray tiger]

yeah, and you can get shot in the shoulder and bleed out in minutes

[sterile zealot]

💀

[south wing]

pit bulls are friends :C

[stray tiger]

movies are so fucking dumb

[fervent basin]

most people still think the whole fuckin thing flies through the air when fired

[stray tiger]

they sure love kids 😋

[sterile zealot]

that looks more like an artillery shell

[south wing]

they love everyone they're just goobers

[sterile zealot]

Minor-Attracted Canine

[crimson pagoda]

@stray tiger you are in danger

🚨

[stray tiger]

yeah lol please tell me we're not getting a pitbull

[crimson pagoda]

yeah just nick the wrong artery and ur fucked

[elfin scarab]

uh oh

[crimson pagoda]

gone in 60 seconds!

[south wing]

:C

[elfin scarab]

marquis i think you're getting a pitbull now

[stray tiger]

nooooooooo

fml

[elfin scarab]

sorry

its inevitable

[stray tiger]

can't wait until it eats my cat

[elfin scarab]

please lock it somewhere

[sterile zealot]

and all the children nearby

[stray tiger]

I'm sending it to Trent's house

[sterile zealot]

pitbulls should legit be illegal to own

[elfin scarab]

they are illegal in some places

[sterile zealot]

@crimson pagoda put it down

[sterile zealot]

yeah but i mean in all of them

[crimson pagoda]

wow wtf i cant believe Pancake did that. shes never been like that before. maybe ur vibe is bad

[elfin scarab]

I think they're illegal here in Portugal
Thankfully

[crimson pagoda]

meet my new furbaby, Cupcake

[south wing]

i love how everyone's talkin like they know their shit about pit bulls better than the guy who's worked training service dogs lol

[sterile zealot]

but but but if you just raise it well, its totally not going to born up being evil even though theyre specifically bred for that!!!!!!!

[elfin scarab]

the problem is when breeders invent a new made up breed that are basically just pitbulls

[crimson pagoda]

having lived in trailer parks i am 100% positive i know about the dangers of pit bulls lol

[sterile zealot]

pulling out the classic "erm i have more authority than you" technique without arguing why

[crimson pagoda]

for a while i was carrying a gun just straight up illegally cause i kept having issues with random pit bulls coming up all aggressive and shit

[elfin scarab]

i hope it sinks

[south wing]

it's unlikely they even were pit bulls. pit bulls are a breed that's pretty rare and usually people misatribute various bully-type dogs as pitbulls

[grave burrow]

I thought you had always lived in the lap of luxury

[abstract dagger]

wow

[crimson pagoda]

i miss the trailer park man

[abstract dagger]

pitbulls are disgusting

[grave burrow]

Insanity

[stray tiger]

I had a neighbor with one that would constantly bark at me aggressively. I had a bad day at school and threw a snowball at her once when I was sick of her shit. she ran away

[abstract dagger]

idk why anyone would ever want one

[elfin scarab]

james are you pregnant

[abstract dagger]

i am

[crimson pagoda]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0rDLCKttFo

[elfin scarab]

who's the father

[stray tiger]

cowardly dog

[abstract dagger]

you are the father

[elfin scarab]

wtf

[south wing]

lmao

[stray tiger]

she was pretty nice, still fucking annoying though

[abstract dagger]

marquis also got me pregnant

sorry komo

[elfin scarab]

the UN needs to outlaw pitbulls worldwide

[grave burrow]

I got good news for you

[sterile zealot]

with her here refering to the dog or the neighbor lmfao

[abstract dagger]

smelly abi posted a story today

[elfin scarab]

damn how many baby daddies you got

[abstract dagger]

and she looked beautiful in it

[fervent basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/originals-TaWW64sopBMAWGzz7Q

[stray tiger]

admkttedly when I had my tiny cousin E visit, I was scared as fuck for him to pet this dog, because he was a literal snack in size

[abstract dagger]

this is bad for me

[fervent basin]

pregnant with pringles not with baby

[elfin scarab]

cousin E

[stray tiger]

I'm amazed his parents did, that's a lot of "two people said it's fine so it's fine" to trust

[sterile zealot]

please be patient marquis has redditism

[stray tiger]

his name is really uncommon

[abstract dagger]

cousin e is an uncommon name

i agree

[fervent basin]

cousin e sounds like something they would refer to them as in the courtroom

[stray tiger]

she being the dog, neighbor was kinda weird. the top neighbor there had like 20 birds. tf

[abstract dagger]

i am hallucinating again

[abstract dagger]

but i dont feel that manic

[sterile zealot]

you can just say "my cousin", you dont need to assign a name

[abstract dagger]

👎

[stray tiger]

Holy shit it was loud and annoying, I couldn't open the window

[elfin scarab]

it just sounds like something you'd see in an AITA post

[sterile zealot]

oh yeah my dog is barking loudly outside rn

[stray tiger]

I usually mean my only first cousin Alex when I say my cousin

[sterile zealot]

?avatar get @stray tiger

[cunning nymph]

marquisdeswag

Server Avatar

[stray tiger]

I have a ton but I'm not genetically related to them

[sterile zealot]

please be patient
I have redditism

[crimson pagoda]

its a shame alice glass had to be abused as a 'nor by an adult man but it might actually have been worth it because we got Crystal Castles music as a result. im torn on this topic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEKOczkt0tU

[sterile zealot]

dont worry, we dont know about that one either

[crimson pagoda]

fucks sake

wrong link

[grave burrow]

Breed

[abstract dagger]

true

[grave burrow]

Or maybe the abused makes it better

[elfin scarab]

AITA for not letting my cousin pet a pitbull?

[grave burrow]

Suffering for the art

[abstract dagger]

depends. did you kiss them afterwards

[sterile zealot]

I (69m) did not let my cousin (3F) pet my evil rabid pitbull, AITA?

[elfin scarab]

with his cousins?

[sterile zealot]

i fixed it for you

[abstract dagger]

i need to stop giving women money

i spent 15k this month

[lavish vale]

why would you do that?

[elfin scarab]

james can you stop impersonating people

[abstract dagger]

its fun having them do anything i ask them to

[abstract dagger]

im not marquis

[sterile zealot]

hes a foid addict

[lavish vale]

more like a cuck addict

[grave burrow]

With cousins

[elfin scarab]

always keep it in the family

[cunning nymph]

hikukomoru

Server Avatar

[sterile zealot]

oh no

[abstract dagger]

yay

[sterile zealot]

what are you gonna do with poor komorus pfp

[elfin scarab]

what happens in trans club

[stray tiger]

lmfao that's goofy

[sterile zealot]

a

[abstract dagger]

😈

[sterile zealot]

oh no

[elfin scarab]

what are you going to do with it

[sterile zealot]

hes gonna edit you into a poop video

[stray tiger]

God damn I love this song, one of my faves by them

[elfin scarab]

ewwwwwwww

[grave burrow]

Probably a sex club idk

[stray tiger]

you can use an anime me

I can probably axe the sign and stuff. it looks very generic unfortunately

[sterile zealot]

looks like shit

[abstract dagger]

ty nano banana 3.0

[sterile zealot]

i would rather use the bunny to represent you

[stray tiger]

awwwwwwww kawaii

[stray tiger]

pffft it's funi. it looks fine hater

[grave burrow]

Wow, a rabbit that size would feed her for weeks

[sterile zealot]

what happened to the pfp of the cat you had a while ago

that one was good

[abstract dagger]

me?

[stray tiger]

uhhhh me? oh you mean green marquis? one sec

[sterile zealot]

no, marquis

[sterile zealot]

nah

[scenic walrus]

green marquis

[sterile zealot]

the one you had on this account a few years ago

[stray tiger]

oh, my cat? one sec

[abstract dagger]

significant improvement

[elder knot]

Pit

[abstract dagger]

i got banned from the femboy discord

[sterile zealot]

for what

[elder knot]

Cool

[grave burrow]

Go into the hole

[elder knot]

I left that place after Trent exposed the fart channel

[grave burrow]

Adventure awaits

[abstract dagger]

accusing all the adults of being groomers

if they replied to a minors message

[grave burrow]

What is the fart channel?

[elder knot]

Hold on one sec

[abstract dagger]

fart channel

[elder knot]

@sterile zealot can you show

[grave burrow]

Why was Trent there?

[sterile zealot]

i guess i could search for it here

i dont have it saved

#💬off-topic message

here

[merry bluff]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/e_xkOf_7Kkg

[elder knot]

Here

[grave burrow]

Wow

[elder knot]

Maria

[merry bluff]

hi prozxy

[elder knot]

I considered it

[sterile zealot]

well at least its not a permanent one

[abstract dagger]

wait til you find out about the permanent fart channel

[grave burrow]

Just like farts

[loud girder]

Here's an Albania fact for you!
The traditional Albanian costume is called “fustanella.”

[elder knot]

For some reason there’s what appears to be hvac cooling towers in here

[loud girder]

Here's an Albania fact for you!
The "National Gallery of Arts" in Tirana exhibits a vast collection of Albanian art.

[abstract dagger]

i love albania so much

[elfin scarab]

cute

[elfin scarab]

WTF

KYS

[sterile zealot]

what the fuck

jfc

[abstract dagger]

fart channel

[grave burrow]

I like where this is going

[sterile zealot]

why do you even do this

[abstract dagger]

wdym

[sterile zealot]

making awful images

[elder knot]

Why on earth are there cooling towers in the pit

[abstract dagger]

you say it as if i just resurrected hitler

[sterile zealot]

but just why

[elder knot]

Now do it with this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/410715852581765120/bacfd9458ede2aa680cf624b40531e3d.webp?size=3072p

[sterile zealot]

its disgusting

[grave burrow]

I've inspired him

[elder knot]

@grave burrow is this your cat

Looks a lot like mine

[merry bluff]

i love albania

specifically a certain researcher from albania

who is female

and

[elfin scarab]

Flux is the one trying to do that

[merry bluff]

name starts with Mira

[elfin scarab]

why are they cooking marquises

[merry bluff]

thats not even himeko any more

[elfin scarab]

yeah, it looks a million times better than himeko's "OC"

[merry bluff]

nt :( CT : s wrrwe eab gus

[elfin scarab]

❤️

[merry bluff]

*My "OC" is better than his

[elfin scarab]

ag

[grave burrow]

No, I just like him

[merry bluff]

my bad original gangster

[elfin scarab]

ag

[merry bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/my-mistake-my-mistake-original-gangster-original-gangster-og-british-gif-11772877700871053033

[grave burrow]

They are hungry, and Marquis is delicious

[merry bluff]

@south wing can you confirm?

[fervent basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/chainsaw-man-aki-koyomi569-gjM9vnc7OxpjVlJsAY

[elfin scarab]

would you eat a marquis?

[south wing]

can confirm but only for me

[fervent basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/engenharia-infraestrutura-marquise-yV4LQrNz2wl6gAmeHq

[south wing]

goals

[fervent basin]

ye

[grave burrow]

Several

[elfin scarab]

i luuuub her

i miss her so much

bring her back please

[elfin scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/csm-csm-himeno-himeno-chainsawman-himeno-smile-chainsaw-man-himeno-gif-27134401

miss you wife

[merry bluff]

which one

[fervent basin]

lol

[elfin scarab]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dujs_PeSoEs

[granite cipher]

IDIOT

YOU DID THIS TO FUCKING MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HOW COULD YOU

[lavish vale]

stimpy u eeediot

[fervent basin]

quick, people dying verily

https://giphy.com/gifs/fainting-shocked-Z5ULYTFVaL2Ok

[lavish vale]

she's also dead

[fervent basin]

double dead

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

I'm DONE with Google

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1tlsj31/im_done_with_google/

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[merry bluff]

dead

[granite cipher]

2BITCH

3BFUFCKLfsGT

DISGUST DISCUSSED

DISGUSTED DISCUSSED

ID

discuss-TID

[loud girder]

Your message has been deleted, sorry!
Next time, try saying something like this instead: Would you like to engage in an intimate relationship with me?

mcdonaldcats

Rising timeout

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[granite cipher]

'SHUT

THE ACTUAL

THFUCICUDDFFUDUFSFUufuZFUSDFU SDFDSF

UP

[fervent basin]

imPRESSive

https://giphy.com/gifs/hyperrpg-hlid-heleftitdead-he-left-it-dead-9uIUreHvhR4slj25Rc

[granite cipher]

yiyr nin

'

your mom

is a brain computer interface

injoy

[lavish vale]

i now know tanstack-fu

[loud girder]

alka_rino

Transcript from Groq

It's okay.

[loud girder]

alka_rino

Transcript from Groq

Tchau, tchau.

[loud girder]

alka_rino

Transcript from Groq

I would like to know, this is what people are saying about me.

[loud girder]

alka_rino

Transcript from Groq

So that's it.

[loud girder]

alka_rino

Transcript from Groq

But the probes travel at a significant fraction of the speed of light.

[loud girder]

alka_rino

Transcript from Groq

at flight speed over 100 million galaxies are reachable.

[loud girder]

alka_rino

Transcript from Groq

60 million.

[loud girder]

alka_rino

Transcript from Groq

99% over 4 billion.

[loud girder]

alka_rino

Transcript from Groq

Going back just 2 billion years, over 2.5 million galaxies could have sent probes that would have arrived here by this time.

[granite cipher]

Existential catastrophe

[lavish vale]

no anchovies, failed pizza

[loud girder]

alka_rino

Transcript from Groq

transition probably

[loud girder]

alka_rino

Transcript from Groq

might have no interest in physical activity.

[loud girder]

alka_rino

Transcript from Groq

A civilization that transitioned fully to artificial intelligence might have no interest

[loud girder]

alka_rino

Transcript from Groq

Advanced AI civilizations might be deliberately dormant, waiting for the universe to cool

[loud girder]

alka_rino

Transcript from Groq

If you're a machine civilization optimizing for total lifetime computation, the rational strategy is to do nothing for billions of years.

[granite cipher]

https://www.reddit.com/r/aiecosystem/s/MzP0woRy9q

[undone lake]

this man has a wife btw

*this creature

[merry bluff]

true

[grave burrow]

Did you poop today?

[lavish vale]

they probably were the last at the bar

[grave burrow]

When was the last time you pooped?

Are you pooping now?

[lavish vale]

i dont think so

[grave burrow]

What was the color and smell of it last time you pooped?

[lavish vale]

fiery red and crispy => #💬off-topic message (imagine it was my pfp)

[grave burrow]

Go poop now, maybe it be a glorious poop

[grave burrow]

The before of the poop cycle

[granite cipher]

Bitch

Cycle

Bitch cycle

I like it

I like to say bitch cycle

BitchCycle band

Oh god

I'm gonna puke

I drank too much

[grave burrow]

Good good, it just come out

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

I'm DONE with Google

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1tlsj31/im_done_with_google/

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[wary ermine]

@yrentk

@trenrk

@trentk

@crimson pagoda

https://tenor.com/view/cats-gif-24765849

[merry bluff]

@yrentk

@trenrk

@trentk

@trernekt

[fervent basin]

notice nobody's talking about epstein now

[lavish vale]

Massie got primaried for doing so

imagine being voted out of office for being an ethical politicial

[merry bluff]

wtf model are you using in the big '26 that fucks up they much text

[fervent basin]

old pic

[pine patrol]

Freegen.ai

[lavish vale]

ai model shaming is so AIPAC funded

do y'all folks work for ted cruiz?

also btw i have 128 gb unified memory doing nothing right now

too busy maxxing out my free claude max

(is claude cli more token efficient? maybe using 1 mil in claude gui is not good idea?)

[grave burrow]

蜜桃臀

[wary ermine]

@merry bluff

[merry bluff]

yes?

[wary ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/extasyxx-gif-5445833228783569105

[lavish vale]

@lavish vale (yes?) fuck off

[lavish vale]

reported

yeah naw

thumbs down if you agree with me

[jolly acorn]

Australia guy going crazy

[wary ermine]

@jolly acorn

https://tenor.com/view/cats-gif-24765849

You're not trentk but we can still be friends

[grave burrow]

Even Brentk backed off

[scenic walrus]

did Himeko just start stealing drinks?

[wary ermine]

😔

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

I'm DONE with Google

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1tlsj31/im_done_with_google/

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[cunning nymph]

restorationunited9273383

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[heavy current]

Gross

[lavish vale]

u r

[slim coral]

https://fxtwitter.com/testingcatalog/status/2058322222297518498

🚨 AI News | TestingCatalog (@testingcatalog)

ANTHROPIC 🔥: Mythos 1, "claude-mythos-1-preview", is being prepared for a release on Claude Code and Claude Security.
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︀︀The model became visible for a short amount of time on Claude; besides that, new strings mentioning Mythos have been added.
︀︀
︀︀> Access to the Claude Mythos model in Claude Code and Claude Security.
︀︀
︀︀It still doesn't mean the general public will have access to this exact model, according to Anthropic's earlier communication.
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︀︀More below 👇

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[lavish vale]

i expect mythos to not only find 0 security vulnerabilities in my repos, but to also congratulate me on being the best there ever was

[round lion]

It's Sundae not Sunday and as matter of fact can we remove the Y from the keyboard please?

[lavish vale]

gaymingjames has spoken

[slim coral]

@elfin scarab
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/feds-subpoena-hasan-piker-medea-benjamin-over-cuba-trips

[lavish vale]

hasan piker is the griftiest of grifters

[undone lake]

who's alt is this?

[lavish vale]

i think its a noob

[undone lake]

@wind herald

[lavish vale]

they are 8 yo discord user with 1 ai server match with me (noob)

[undone lake]

my goat

@heavy current are you 8?

you shouldn't be in here

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Thank you ChatGPT ❤️

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1tlv6qh/thank_you_chatgpt/

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[slim coral]

hi elias

[undone lake]

sup himeko

[lavish vale]

we saw this last week stupid bot

[slim coral]

I'm bored

[undone lake]

I think I'm blocking clankbot

posting reddit slop all day

stupid clanker

[lavish vale]

you do that

i enjoy the unlimited stupidity

[undone lake]

if I did I can't see the it recking people though

[lavish vale]

the best cure for my imposter syndrome is you internet users being cringe

[undone lake]

do a quick fap

you'll brighten up again

[lavish vale]

or go to sleep

[undone lake]

what's that?

[lavish vale]

is like pretending to be dead

[left dagger]

clanker

[undone lake]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[lavish vale]

dont scare away the lumioze fairy

[undone lake]

can't wait so see humanoid robots walk around the streets in the near future

[left dagger]

i used to be an ai fan, now i deal with stuff it miserably fails at

[undone lake]

I'll throw slurs at all of them

[left dagger]

no point in using clankers anymore

too much hallucination

too much yes-manism

[undone lake]

real

stupid token generator

AI still sucks ass

[lavish vale]

pfft you arent zooming out

[undone lake]

been here since gpt 1

[lavish vale]

soon after you realise the predictability of clankers, you will see the predictability of meat sacks

[undone lake]

it's taking too long

given it more than enough time to reach AGI

it still hasn't

[lavish vale]

tbh clankers less predictable than meat sacks

[left dagger]

been looking at ai ever since when gpt-3 was announced

[lavish vale]

i predicted you would say that

[undone lake]

you could program them to be unpredictable, I want mine to fight back a little while I pin her down and [redacted]

[lavish vale]

no, turns out everything is predictable

[undone lake]

more than long enough

I'm done with AI

no more AI

[left dagger]

fr

people used to be scared

[undone lake]

TOTAL AI DEFEAT

[left dagger]

these clankers are some dumb bitches

[lavish vale]

humans have like 3-5 principles each.. and thats being generous

[undone lake]

[lavish vale]

when you connect principles to insecurities to predictable responses... the permutations are only double digit

[undone lake]

I want my clanker to be a total fucking freak

I want her to do things that I don't understand

[left dagger]

clankers completely destroyed all my braincells through vibe shidding

[undone lake]

and develop the weirdest fetishes

that would be so funny

[undone lake]

they will also destroy your cock in the near future

[left dagger]

i cannot even touch or code something without using a clanker ai

[lavish vale]

i havent written code in 3 years (i am full time coder)

[undone lake]

based

[left dagger]

most a clanker has ever done for me is help me with turning some microcontroller code into multicore stuff with no race conditions because I'm too stupid to read the ARM processor instruction manual and only know x86

[lavish vale]

i spent the past 48 hours refactoring thousands of slocs because the codebase was race condition central

[left dagger]

wtf

C++ on microcontrollers is fucking retarded

[lavish vale]

reminds me i was gonna write a smartwatch app, and c/c++ are the only options

[left dagger]

C++26 does have some nifty features

[lavish vale]

honestly i think c++ is a huge wank

wah wah i cant reference a pointer in c wah

learn how to fucking & and ** you fucking cunt

[left dagger]

In my opinion, it's at least better than C for making sane apps without segfaulting

[lavish vale]

fu and your family

[left dagger]

Granted that's just my two cents, this opinion is based on the usage of SIMD

I like the C++ SIMD functionality

I've only ever used C for like, writing a kernel

[lavish vale]

c++ is like << i cant use a struct >> wank

[left dagger]

Fair

Classes do seem a bit pointless to me, since structs exist

[lavish vale]

is just ppl couldnt parse pointers, so we abstract something just as complicated

if you cant point you should jump off a bridge </satire> 🤗

[left dagger]

It's fun being able to instantly deserialize a struct in C if you use packed

[slim coral]

http://youtube.com/post/UgkxrN4c5FHbLC_dvVBmwF18W00QofCNubo_

[left dagger]

Just memcpy the buffer into your struct

Baam

[slim coral]

Now that they're arresting piker

[lavish vale]

fuck memcp i just update all my pointers and pray

[slim coral]

They should start arresting more influencers

arrest Louis Rossman on the guise of national security

[lavish vale]

every day destiny isnt arrested i think the system is rigged (and i am pro destiny)

[slim coral]

It'll crash and burn eventually

the people already hate them

they don't produce anything

[lavish vale]

since when did anyone care about production? last i checked everyone is betting on p olymarket

[slim coral]

When you work a 9-5 and barely can make a living you will start to hate

You don't get it man