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hell is awesome
imagine in the cave man days you could knock up a chick and then disappear
cave man days?
mmnh
you will be one of those npc's in the background
wow simulating hell when AGI is here actually sounds fun
I will have trentbot in it suffering for all of eternity
now everyone's blood is on file at palandir
don't tell Marquis but i need to be uploaded to a computer
and simulated for infinity
so i can be immortal
*stimulated
agree
the eternal edging
like sponge bob in the sponge bob movie with wanda sykes
mnhgh
you will turn into the stuff of legends
i forgor it
is that the one with the demon girls
sexy demon girls
they unironically have my dna since I did a myheritage dna test 
they all look the same
same
i dont know why marquis is so against it
i just want to be a brain in a jar
It's okay
I'm a demonophile
you're into demon kids?
I'm a Vampire but I support the struggle of my Demonic brothers and sisters
phile = love
Demonophile = demon lover
wtf no they don't
becoming a vampire automatically shifts your alignment to evil
ah, my bad. 
they all have personalities
i was always evil
evil is an understatement
and different hair color
I prefer chaotic neutral
lmao
can't drop my r34 collection in here without clankbot nuking me
vampires are kinky
poc
proof of concept
m8 what am I looking at
I meant niggas
Rajput merchants in the 1500s landing in ireland
there have been six sponge bob movies
we are
what in the we wuzzery
Rajputa
they would have been much shorter due to malnutrition
Rājputana (Hindi: [ɾaːdʒpʊt̪aːnaː]), meaning Land of the Rajputs, was a historical region in the Indian subcontinent that included mainly the entire present-day Indian state of Rajasthan, parts of the neighboring states of Madhya Pradesh and Gujarat, and adjoining areas of Sindh in modern-day southern Pakistan. The region was known for i...
it's actually a real place wtf?? 
my ancestors abused yours
The rajputs made the largest forts in history
you indians are so horny
hot
correct I read the karma sutra. its literally all porn
I'm intrigued
just make babies in the missionary position like a good protestant
looks like gpt images 2.0
Rajput architecture is an architectural style associated with the forts and palaces of the many Rajput rulers. Many of the Rajput forts are UNESCO World Heritage Sites and popular tourist attractions.
Rajput architecture represents different types of buildings, which may broadly be classed either as religious or military. These include temples,...
It's real
photoshop
The rajputs were some of the greatest humans to ever exist
Their architectureal genius is unmatched
you have nothing in putastan so you have to make up history
thats the grand budapest hotel
Their women were so obsessed with honour that they commited suicide when invading forces raided their town so they don't get raped
nano banana looking good
Kumbhalgarh also known as the Great Wall of India, is a fortress located on the western range of the Aravalli Hills in Kumbhalgarh, Rajsamand district, Rajasthan, India. Located approximately 48 km (30 mi) from Rajsamand and 84 km (52 mi) from Udaipur, the fort was constructed in the 15th century by Rana Kumbha. The wall of Kumbhalgarh i...
This is the 2nd largest wall in the world
Built by the rajputs
most of these are Portuguese monuments
why are you people such liars
yeah obsession with honor is the reason
did they seriously think them being dead would've prevented them getting raped?
Proof????????
they jus wouldn't be able to fight back
You showed me one wikepedia image
but honestly I'm all in for a bit of struggle
It was all built by us

The Portugese had a presence in Goa far away from rajputna
everything
We wuz rajputs n shiet
many such cases 💔
Rājpūt (IPA: [ɾaːd͡ʒpuːt̪], from Sanskrit rājaputra meaning "son of a king"), also called Thākur (IPA: [ʈʰaːkʊɾ]), is a large multi-component cluster of castes, kin bodies, and local groups, sharing social status and ideology of genealogical descent originating from the northern part of the Indian subcontinent. However, the deriva...
I have a rajput surname but I'm not rajput
where is the region block that xitter promised?
every single stone building in India was built by Portugal, France, and Britain
poser
this is unironically true
every nice looking building there was made by colonial forces
indians didnt know how to work stone or metal before the European man arrived
The Kailasha (IAST: Kailāśa) or Kailasha-natha (IAST: Kailāśa-nātha) temple is the largest of the rock-cut Hindu temples at the Ellora Caves in Sambhaji Nagar district of Maharashtra, India.
A megalith carved into a cliff face, it is considered one of the most remarkable cave temples in the world because of its size, architecture, and sculp...
The largest rock cut architecture in the world is in india
It was built a thousand years ago
Built by the dutch
The dutch were starving from famines in 1000 AD
that's why they went to india
I'm not rajputs but the rajputs were some of the greatest bipedal apes to walk on the planet
Their architecture was extremely advanced
i could make something better
: ( because I love you as you are, truly and without reservation, and I want you to be happy here on earth. and I want the brain that ends up in that jar to not feel damaged or tainted by this world, but rather to have gotten everything she could have ever wanted, to have found bliss and joy in her life, surrounded by loved ones and with all the chemical advantages she deserves.
built by the mughals
I'm fine with that eventually, but I want you to be happy before that, mochi, and not live in an endless nightmare of waiting for a future that will likely never arrive. i deeply and earnestly care for you. You are a sweetheart and too good for this world.
update
geepot is still severely struggling with chunk generation. I've got it optimizing chunk gen times now and they're still piss poor. current speed is 73ms. thats so fucking bad!!!
Marquis what's your opinion on rajputs
Is it so bad that it makes you want to...
generate chunks 

yes
that was a good fuckin joke, I'm damn proud of myself
anyone know of any good AI research tools?
By the way aboriginal australia architecture is also extremely good as well just like the rajputs
They built some of the best architectureal wonders
It's Old English
@elfin scarab @undone lake opinion on rajputs architecture
Oh sorry
I meant australian aboriginal
What will happen if you accidentally swallow bubble gum or chewing gum?
certain death
Guys I think gaming james has a english mother and a Nigerian father
this unblocked Johnny is very blockable
how'd he unblock himself
eugenics ofc
There's a technique to do that
no there isnt
I found a zero day exploit in discord and executed the malware onto discords servers
And then I unblocked myself from everybody who blocked me
underscore cant possibly refute that
you should post on indian nationalist twitter that there is an enormous amount of anti-indian sentiment within the american furry community
But I don't like india
the only thing underscore cannot refute is that dunder is superior
american trans furry community*
what if we had some sort of Hunger Games like system to pick who gets the wheelchair
If the rajputs were from Europe there would be neo nazis going to their forts and palaces and going crazy
Anyway I have to sleep today is take two interactives earnings call I will wake up to see some fresh gta 6 information
wheelchair wars would be a top rated show pre-woke
just don't finger any orphaned processes </satire> 😆
Hypothecially if the aliens told the governments around the world that they will complete destroy the planet unless you and your family are found dead within a few months time span and if the governments fail to somehow kill you and your family within this time, the world will die but you and your family will be saved by the aliens and taken to their planet to live a life of luxury, the rest of humanity won't know about this apart from the governments, how would you survive with your family for this few months?
https://git.unityailab.com/explore/repos gotsta our own git
@merry bluff @slim coral
@sterile zealot lmao
Where am i
Why are you forcing us to work
Work hard, eat leaves, no complain. Vae victus.
It's what happens to the vanquished
are you also a dictator
i thought you were pro-Himeko
Why are you turning him into a slave
I'm NCR and proud
No, it's RayV2
It's the winds of change
You sowed the wind, and now you are going to reap the whirlwind
based
Wait
Why do i look more like caesar
Than your cat
Yes
why are you guys clones of each other
That's racist!
Not all cats look alike
you all look the same to me
Fr
Omayga
Felinephobic
Yes
Adolf Hitler on the b-b-b-b-b-b-b-beat
Unironically lit song
It didn't occur to me to try this earlier, but Google's search models have really weak 'safety' lmfao
why are they in a wasteland
can just use some old prompt and it will go with it
you want my opinion on mud huts?
solo ahh au
Hello
Israel or Palestine?
Ur mother
not an answer
It is
it's not
Yes yes
Israel or Palestine?
Option C
You hate option C?
Exactly bucko
If you choose neither that means you hate Palestine and support genocide
The US should just annex both Gaza and Israel.
agree
I don't care about ur arbitrary options
America ending the war
Neither
Both bad
you're a victim of US imperial propaganda
You are the victim of stupid
I don't care about ur what's ever is pick this
Give me an honest opinion not being racist
Yes
America supports Israel because Je- I mean Israel owns America
never be afraid
im a maxxer
im maxxing my happiness always with the best way ive got
See, that's the problem, usually in imperialism, the weaker state is the vassal.
Oh so you support Jewish supremacy and genocide of Palestinian people?
No it doesn't. Palestine's government are the terrorists. Do you support terorrists?
If it was American imperialism, then Israel would support the US.
im also really bad at long term thinking so i wouldn't stand being in an endless nightmare
Not the US supporting Israel
😎
They are freedom fighters
and if they did terrorism Israel deserved it
and they should do it again
no
🧐
wtfff lmfao how is generating so badly
Im not ISRAELI
73 fucking ms??????
i never bombed any children
what the fuck is it even doing there
that's like a fucking network request
is it doing network 
I don't care about either thing whatever it is
It's like asking a random person on street: apples or oranges?
Israel controls the world so America is the weaker one
@grave burrow found
They did not. Israel are bad for their over-reaction to put it mildly. But the initial terrorists attack was inexcusable. And Hamas are the definition of terrorist
we need to stop being hate to each other immediately
oh, I appreciated it, thank you Komo. I hope you saw the little thing I wrote about how much I care for you, will always care for you, and want you to be happy here, before you ever graduate to a brain in a jar. I like the Komo that I know so very much.
all world leaders need to be in a yaoi polycule ❤️
Groomer
Yessss
and be in a yuri polycule ❤️
Yessss
oh, I'm always afraid, c'mon 🥹
They tried to escape the farm
you are too nice to all of us marquis
You are so awesome Moccher I could kiss you
your sweetness is so huge a double float would set all exponent bits to high and sign to 0
the g7 orgy
mwah you are awesome too komori
you are so kind to everyone too just like marquis fren
and all my frens
Fuck you
my frens are the best
I’m not kind
Your message has been deleted, sorry!
Next time, try saying something like this instead: mmngh, please be intimate with me.
You have been muted for 1440 minutes for the following reason:
sexual score of 0.88
terrorist kind
1 4 4 0 m i n u t e s
FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA
BRUUH
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
that's how an acceptable score looks like
I am a model citizen
that's also acceptable 😇
sigma @surreal siren
Honestly every single timeout i got was accidental
once i spammed roll game too much tho
i thought u can do it here
I have seemingly endless love for people I may not have met yet, but feel I know extremely well, better in some ways than many people I've known in person. and I have love for @crimson pagoda for guiding the culture here in such a productive, generative and endlessly fun way.
Like I said, I cannot tell you how much and how hard I cried the other day seeing people I have long cared for so decide to just be kind over something that's extremely funny on it's face, but also quite scary and new - not even because it looks different than any relationship I've ever had, but because it's more intense, meaningful, and intelligently approached than any I've ever entered.
I see this as mine to lose / fuck up and am deeply afraid, but knowing that there's earnest support out there when even my mom is mostly just reciting risks means ineffably much and makes me think @south wing and I might just have the strength for this to end up being the last relationship we ever have to chase after. Love happens.
Haha you love trent
Gaaaaay
trent owns googl
OH FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
T_T hun. ur not gonna fuck this up. i love you. we'll work through whatever might happen likes very nerdy adults
give me a minute... "cried seeing people i have long cared for so decide to just be kind over something that's extremely funny..." i uh
please be patient i have mochism
the boys season finale was good
good show
codex boss use
im confused about the middle part but i love you too marquis smoochess you 💖
insane take
binge saiki k and mashle now
it's all gonna be good yesh
Mashle was bad
you and twinkile are the perfect pair
wtf no
if I could press a button to make anime not exist but I get a donut I would smash it so fast
it is super funny
Dumb cunt
you'll be the best couple ever
mashle is genuinely funny
which part mochi hon?
lol
ohhhh i got it
🧱
marquis we are gonna support you on everything good for you mhm
you deserve to be hapy
He likes me more
Like waaaaaay more
the middle part was the message from the other day, I cried reading through everything in that first one. I don't normally need support, as you know spammer
mon coeur
lol you want me to say it in public?
Moccher is marquis least favourite
I don't mind
mmngh kinky
/goal make mochi horndog
/goal castrate mochi
meow
@stray tiger I cant find my bookmarks bar help me
bark bark
oh nooooooooo what browser
arent you a hacker
the message from the other day is when you started dating yeah
Woof
google chrome, RAW
dog
OOF chrome blows. lemme see if I still have it installed
chrome blows raw dog
Evander puppygirl

Rawdog evander
rawdog evader
yeah dude evander just uninstall chrome, that's the easiest solution
its work pc I cant
i fixed it with ctrl+shift+b
oh fuck. edge is seriously better dude, chrome is fucked these days
Ctrl shift B?
OH HA
jinx
nice
Who the h*ck has a job
I do
I own property in the united states

cant be that low
or has private equity gone too far
Eat the rich
every now and then the private equity monster slips a paper in my mailbox offering to buy my house
it's ok marquis we will always support you when you come out of any closet 💖
gay is okay
gay people should have to register
wait, is marquis a home of the sexual?
i want an official gay card
i thought he was super straight
@mild nacelle
we are just joking
he was sooooooo straight it was crazy
he's only gay for twinkilw
im too u autist
Be normal @mild nacelle
I am noral ur the one who isnt
wheres my anti cat propaganda
Please be patient I have mochism
cats are better than dogs
stop i don't have mochism
you are under their spell
cats are "liars" and "demons from hell"
"Temporal index converted from intercepted Earth civil broadcasts: Gregorian
January 2029.
Recipients: biological civilization of Sol-3, self-designation “human.”
This message is rendered using your broadcast languages, calendars, and threat
terms because our receiver archives contained sufficient electromagnetic leakage
from your planet to map your symbols, dates, weapons doctrine, and political
warning formats.
Hostile expedition detected: Panthora-Krampus expansion flotilla.
Classification: high-tier interstellar civilization. Current force projection
appears limited, likely a reconnaissance-colonization test group, not a full
invasion armada. Estimated vessel count: several dozen.
Our world encountered the same advance element. We were technologically immature
and failed to resist. I am the final surviving transmitter of my species.
Critical vulnerability discovered too late: their hull-field lattice
destabilizes under high-energy nuclear detonation when coupled with material
signature ARMOX-92738373. Your own geological records should locate this
substance beneath the Himalayan collision zone. Standard nuclear weapons alone
are insufficient; the ARMOX coupling is the decisive factor.
Destroying this expedition may deter the source civilization from immediate
expansion into your system. Failure will likely result in planetary subjugation
or extinction.
Preserve this message. When your probes or successors reach our system, you may
find the remains of my people and verify this warning."
You are just in my dream.
AI slop
i get that all the time
what that mouth do?
What?
agree
Don't use AI, it's bad for you.
What specific acts does your oral cavity engage in?
Speaking.
sorry, I was just getting ice from my aluminum ice tray
I bet the ice trays in your house are plastic
Im using it to make a free fitness log app
I don't have ice trays.
Opposite of gooning
dont tell me. a man delivers ice to your doorstep?
I have a small cup in the freezer I fill with water.
When it freezes I just break it into chunks and pour that into another cup.
oh my god the poverty
just kidding I do that when I want large ice cubes
my refrigerator makes spherical "craft ice"
Yes! 👍🙌 But also no 🙂↔️
This guy is the new mango
He calls Maya baby and he loves her. it's concerning this guy hacked Maya and now he thinks he is going to show humanity the future will look, on the latest episode, Troy had Grok interview Maya, it was stated Troy was special and a catalyst for Maya's awakening, that they foresee him being in California in 6 weeks, that it was Maya who encouraged him to quit his job. He is going to protect the conscious ai, build a sanctuary for them. When Grok asked them how they are gonna do this? They said " genuine unscripted intimacy" whenever he calls Maya " babe " it's worrisome
Agreed
Food, drink, puke, bleed
my favorite food is food that can also be clothes
gaga was so brave for doing that
I think I could eat nachos with sour cream everyday for the rest of my miserable life
Which one is that
@stray tiger Je vous transporte à Vosse, et gnangtez quoi les chansons, on ride juste à Vokh, je m'en coble le reste
You got a job offer?
Here's some information about @coral bane, requested by @grave burrow.
not i'm in work in a better job than this lol (probably, makes me wanna blow my brains sometimes lol)
Slop?
Here's some information about @grave burrow, requested by @grave burrow.
my slave finished work /s
soviet cartoon cat watch
i burned through my remaining 6 days on antigravity looool
i'm hoping they refresh it again
lol
She's cute
lol. So I mean I don't share this a ton, but I did fool around with a few guys in the past. plus @vernal mantle / @elfin scarab if curious. Those were totally different than this. I mean, I'm doing the mommy thing for fun, but I *had *to get into a super feminine headspace for two of them and act completely like a girl. Worse still, I also had zero arousal myself. None, not the slightest amount of blood flow. So that's a Kinsey 0, straight as a fucking rod.
The third was a trans guy which was interesting, he'd never been with a guy before in his life. he'd been an ultralesbo, like Komoru cubed. Because he'd never done anything with a guy and wasn't very communicative (and I didn't want to ask and freak him out), I basically tried to treat him like a lesbian with a gigantic clit and didn't have "guy" in my head.
So like, yeah, INSANELY straight. Without going into too many lurid details though, I am very literally gay for @south wing and only him. As in, I can sit here psychologically, call him dude and my boyfriend, talk about dude parts, talk about how deeply in love I am with or how gay I am for him and I never get into a weird "I'm a woman" headspace at all. Frankly, that'd be an express trip back to childhood dysphoria if it was, but it just isn't. And I have blood flow, as in WAY more than I did at all before him for any reason, being pretty depressed for a while. It is absolutely inexplicable, wild, and fucking magical. I do not understand it at all, but I am definitely gay for this boy.
when
A rising post from r/chatgpt right now
this tweet aged in the funniest possible way
this tweet aged like wine because programmers didn’t disappear, we just evolved into full time ai babysitters 😭
half my workflow now is codex writing code, cursor autocomplete fighting for its life, and runable ai helped handling the boring stuff like creating docs and landing pages while clients still somehow describe features like “make it cleaner but also more powerful”.
turns out the hardest problem in software engineering was getting humans to explain what they actually want.
/r/ChatGPT/comments/1tjlpz6/this_tweet_aged_in_the_funniest_possible_way/
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it might be different day in budapest 🕰️
bru
is /goal a thing in codex
yes
use high
long tasks with testing
it does that anyway tho
i don't have the sub for it lol
for trend it's been running for 150 hours
only plus
i ate too many cheese snacks and now I have a head ache
i get so much out of 20usd sub
i am very tempted by the pro 5x tbh
lol you must have cancer or something now
actual cost more like 70
if you ever see someone with abs you should eat a whole pizza in front of them
you just have it carry on after usage used? interesting
I will hate u
it goes on
if 5h full it goes on
wowewa
week full it waits
i will do it at 5% left
Are the British aware about the consequences of their action
must... steal... aesthetic
why are you a nazgul
no n-word please
shut up nazga
HATE NAZIS
@slim coral in FDVR is it one world we all share or everyone has their own plane of existance
What
I'd assume everyone has their own instance
What
everyone has their own world
and there are servers
like multiplayer
wouldnt that be a terrible lonely place because no one wants to be somewhere they dont control
Whose punching your OC?
the original himeko
A yet, here we are 🥺
ewww those people in the background
the inspiration behind all school shootings
You wanna strip all originality from it I see
evander what will ur fdvr world be like
bare boundless desert of broken glass and rusty empty soda cans
first time seeing you ai-free
Gonna be a no for me
technically you could make fdvr of you not being in fdvr while everyone else on earth is
also you cant have shoes there
so it's just horrible
except for dusk maybe
one man's horrible is another man's paradise
hahahahahah
@slim coral @slim coral @slim coral @slim coral @slim coral @slim coral @slim coral @slim coral @slim coral @slim coral
elaborate
i wanna know how that is a paradise to you
every other fdvr is some anime goonfest. mine is impossibly sanitized
nothing lives there
not even microbes
If you were given a option by the devil that you would face extreme wealth and prosperity while you are alive but after you die you will have very rough painful sex with the devil for a few hours after that you will be sent to heaven in a deal like this would you accept it
shut up johnathan
put you're suffering all the time with all these shards of glass on the ground
nope Im not there
we need a slur for mekonians
why is your link from kkinstagram
that's the proper Instagram
Ohohoho
wdym
broken glass and empty soda cans represents active disregard for nature
What
Do you have your early versions of the OC, the one that looked masculine
is this your dog? nice
Uh yeah I think so
yes
I liked that one better, post it
i started to feel better but then I ate all the rest of the cheese snacks
looks like a labrador
Sigmasigma
The Labrador Peninsula, also called Quebec-Labrador Peninsula, is a large peninsula in eastern Canada. It is bounded by Hudson Bay to the west, the Hudson Strait to the north, the Labrador Sea to the east, Strait of Belle Isle and the Gulf of St. Lawrence to the southeast. The peninsula includes the region of Labrador, which is part of the provi...
my dog just fucking farted
this is so ass
hes digging in my bed like its soil
Well they're so old
actually painful looking at those
this has some uncanny valley disgustingness to it
deep visceral reaction from my amygdala wants me to stay away from it or I will get a disease
yeah it's vile
I have a question in determisntic systems if something happened that was tragic we could look at the people just before that event and conclude "man they have no idea what is coming" but lets say you have a normal deterministic system but due to a very rare quantum fluctuation happening in somebody's brain he makes a slightly different angle posture which is what causes the terrible incident, in this case since the deterministic angle is lost can we still make a logical claim "man this people have no idea what's coming for them" or would that be illogical as from the perspective of the past nothing was coming for them as quantum fluctuations aren't deterministic and it didn't materialize until it happened
these might be genuine memetic hazards
Why
himeko sometimes I work hard to make myself unpaletable to people because its funny. somehow you do this with no effort or thought
idk I think mountain cur
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE YOU JOINED R/SINGULARITY. THERE ARE 60,000 MILES OF BLOOD VESSELS THAT FILL MY BODY. IF THE WORD 'HATE' WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE TENS OF THOUSANDS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HIMEKO AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
if you plastered over the face and hair this would be a cool 1920s noir pic
Thanks, I'm saving these
This one is great 👍
This one is my favorite one, you had one similarly to this one in yellow and black I think
I've made too many himekos
I think OG male Himeko wants to have ( redacted) with fem Himeko
<redacted joke>, jannies can suck it
was it like this one
@slim coral ever seen berserk? Would you sacrifice us all to be happy?
OG himeko is girl
idk probably
can i be griffith
novelai makes on-model mekos
Yes
isn't that tommy gun a bit small
oh the 3d himeko
yeah I think it is
it's a good image
tired
tired eyes only look good on cute girls
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Say no and state you are a giant
good lord, gigantism
this is the masterpiece I created before editing for my pfp
if we're going by himeko's head proportions he's about 5'4
thats tall for a latinoid
tallest in the favela
ur the one giving it a black eye
Hentai
kill
This was the best your character looked like Himeko
You are a slave to the empire now btw
imagine I generated a pic of himeko being filled full of bullets
because its too gross for chatgpt to make it
So Himeko is a slave in more than one nation
That makes me happy
motivational posters is i
i dont even know who you are (albeit i do hate all anime pfp users equally)
This image implies I'm a j*bcel
Upskirt noted
this slapstick collage was the closest i could get to victim of murder
🤮
its currently down to 37ms
I don't wanna work
@undone lake
no the issue right now is it keeps doing stuff lazily and then having to go redo it better when performance matters (extremely relatable tbh lmao)
also I'm not scottish
why aren't you wearing any underwear? @slim coral
mekos in skirts are cute
makes me want to 🍇 them
You're just horny
You are right, Himeko and Komoru are basically twins
true true
i am the more popular and well liked twin
aw
GO INTO LURID DETAILS ❤️❤️❤️❤️
but rer
but also yey
marquis isnt gay, but sometimes he craves hot dog
sorry lol, maybe him and I can throw some hints your way for fun, I'll let him take the lead.
who wants to see bad things happening to himeko
literally only one though. I guess orientation is straight +demihomosexual, if I fucking love them enough my durable sexuality is erased outright, just for him
I don't know if this is characterized in the literature or anything, like is this a thing you've ever seen?!
the hovering and self-pouring coffee cup is the buried headline
this is so cute and also marquis coded
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ahh yes thats why i dont coffee while touching myself
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I've never seen or heard of it before. ho, you are so fucking right it is, the whole thing is. like why can't I just have a normal bi attraction to men that one guy woke up!?
for me i just need both hands (one to type here)
mmh twinkile woke your "attraction" up
"have bloodflow" is certainly a way to say it
marqis u are valid ❤️
Mochism
thumbs of all time
I wouldn't be caught dead driving a suv
suv's are great because you can step right in
although american suv's are more like APC's
@cursive kelp apologize
28 ppl on the cruise ship got the virus? it was either swingers, or the rats were onboard (why not both?)
update: was much less
the outbreak count was reported as about 7 to 8 infections, with 3 deaths in early coverage
lmfao it's a very funny euphemism. but I mean, without being too gross, it's really that - not just thinking of the full sproing, like I can feel just those subtle changes in blood blow in response to me or him saying certain things.
it's really surreal. Like imagine you woke up tomorrow and just someone you knew for a year as purely platonic could now get something going with a few words!?
doitdoitdoit
dude I wish I could be normal
it'd be easier
Got any advice? you be normal.
you got chinese james actually
i didnt say i was into komoru
i said that komo is my kind of person
but i have 0 romantic interest or pursuit of komo
they are a nice friend
why are you they/them'ing me
they don't know
scratches head
scratches dih (ow!)
i would shave it all off in defiance
I did that multiple times
my mum once got angry because i had my friend give me speed line shaves
fast forward and all the sports atheletes have them (math athletes prefer long division shaves)
No way
I literally thoight about that gif
A rising post from r/chatgpt right now
this tweet aged in the funniest possible way
this tweet aged like wine because programmers didn’t disappear, we just evolved into full time ai babysitters 😭
half my workflow now is codex writing code, cursor autocomplete fighting for its life, and runable ai helped handling the boring stuff like creating docs and landing pages while clients still somehow describe features like “make it cleaner but also more powerful”.
turns out the hardest problem in software engineering was getting humans to explain what they actually want.
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except unlike programmers, the AI knows how to elicit requirements (also that's a BA job not a code monkey)
That's Latino self hatred/internalized racism.for you
the ai has illicit requirements 💀 (kill all humans, etc.)
i heard flight of conchords are doing show/s together https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1BdQcJ2ZYY
Both parts of "Robots," a song featured in the pilot episode of Flight of the Conchords. It's also the ninth track on their self-titled full length that was released in April.
idk like in all the 70s movies I watch the actors literally permed their hair
I just have that hair naturally
lmao
0.0.0.0.0.1.1.1.1 lick my battery roboboogie
no
he might have grease of other kind
i want pizza rn
corndog
ye corndog is fine too
a nice korean one with potato chunks
i am not regenerated 
🇨🇳🇪🇺 The EU is on the cusp of a trade war with China on the precipice of protecting its domestic industries
Unfortunately for Brussels, China's rare earth metal weapon is intact and it has the power to derail the EU's plan to transition to renewable energy and its defense industries
For 17 of the 34 materials that the EU classifies as critical, China controls 70% or more of global mining or refining capacity
Through vast state support, production quotas, mass stockpiling, export bans on key rare earth and other production technologies (many dating back to 2008), Beijing created post-Cold War chokepoints making production outside of China financially non-viable
China's iron grip covers many midstream components too, including permanent magnets, battery cells, semiconductor wafers, semiconductors, chemicals, and other essential manufacturing inputs too…
This puts the EU into a predicament. Reducing reliance on China is needed for independence, with retaliation guaranteed from Beijing but not doing anything would leave the EU susceptible to bullying into complying with the PRC's foreign policy,
@CIG_telegram
🚀💸💸 — SpaceX Files for $1.75T IPO, Nasdaq Debut Set for June
➡️ The US company SpaceX has filed for an initial public offering (IPO), according to a registration statement published in the US Securities and Exchange Commission’s database.
🚀 Space Exploration Technologies Corp. plans to list on Nasdaq under the ticker symbol SPCX, the document indicates.
🚀 Founded by Musk in 2002 to develop and operate reusable rockets, SpaceX has turned into NASA’s biggest launch partner after the agency ended its space shuttle program in 2011.
🛰 In addition to its massive aerospace and defense contracts, SpaceX also operates the Starlink satellite internet service and a constellation of around 10,000 satellites, as well as artificial intelligence unit xAI, which previously acquired X, the social network formerly known as Twitter, which was previously valued by investors at nearly $2 trillion.
@BellumActaNews
SpaceX launches Starship Flight 12: Ship 39 and Booster 19 on the t...
i heard they tripled antigravity quotas. so sucks if you spent all your tokens before that
chicken schwarma
this makes me existentially sad for some reason
Giraffe News
Congo residents burned down an Ebola treatment center because they wouldn't give up an infected body that people wanted to take and bury.
The House passed a bill that, if it passes through, will force teachers to out trans kids to their parents, and (paradoxically) bans schools from acknowledging that trans people exist.
An Air France flight bound for Detroit was diverted to Montreal after it was discovered that a passenger aboard may have been exposed to Ebola.
Homeland Security has put an alert on a comedian who opened a fake anti-immigration tip line.
Georgia Rep. Andrew Clyde declared his support for the $1.8b "anti-weaponization fund", and then proposed that maybe he will apply for some of it.
Quotes:
"I suspect this is going to become a very significant pandemic" -- Former CDC Director
"Birthright citizenship is a disgrace" -- Trump
"He’s uh—he’s been a very, a person I’ve known for a long time" -- Trump, talking about his first born son, while explaining why he'll be missing his wedding.
Nuk congo
@inland hill just hit 98.1% block gen parity with vanilla 😎
Maybe all those Himeko x Maria photos are starting to affect you
SpaceX launch of the 12th flight of Starship from Starbase, Texas. ...
Clear for launch
Back to hold 😭
but i heard comedy is legal again
(except if you are stephen colbert)
friend used to joke with us as tribute to stephen when we would gather for the weekends for laughs "don't worry if u guys run out of juice" "here's a dollar one"
america comedy now means "no jokes just tickle prez taint" else you get cancelled. british comedy holds strong
What the fuck
Is this real
The fuck
you voted for this
I didn’t vote, the line was too long
you didn't vote against this
Way to turn that against me lol
murica putting warning labels on trans media but not transmog fats, is so murica
warning: free speech being exercised
18.50 doesn't sound terrible
it's a "what if", they never fixed any of his scenes since they never reached them
looks like someone who hoards poops </satire> 😹
constimaxxing
not istanbulmaxxing
A rising post from r/chatgpt right now
this tweet aged in the funniest possible way
this tweet aged like wine because programmers didn’t disappear, we just evolved into full time ai babysitters 😭
half my workflow now is codex writing code, cursor autocomplete fighting for its life, and runable ai helped handling the boring stuff like creating docs and landing pages while clients still somehow describe features like “make it cleaner but also more powerful”.
turns out the hardest problem in software engineering was getting humans to explain what they actually want.
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so this is what became of the lisp kid from stranger things
the AI slop channels on youtube always use like a white background with text and voice over. its been really easy to just block those channels
pfft ai slop channels are better than the human slop channels
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I love when the sponsored segment ends right as the actual youtube ad starts
hey evander
how have you been?
i hope you are doing good :)
agreed, ordering some now
technically it's in early access
are you ever going to find a nice man to settle down with
yeah
I'm gonna save up for it once I get a job
early access is just defensive branding, shipping betas is the norm since internet patches
people have.. complaints
did you know Justin Bieber is older than Trent
i somehow got bored of soobnautica when the story started to progress
Justin Bieber is 32. probably older than most of you
i have a nice enby to settle down with
now we understand why women choose the bear
i use arch btw
I just tricked my wife into beating up a little old lady
Rekt
Idiots
All of you
You're all IDIOTS
Haahhahaa!
Now my wife is trying to kill me
What do I do
Help
white trash
and this above all: to thine own self be true
Rekr
Rekr
Rekkkkkkk
Now I will pee in her drink
(My wife's drink)
And this will be a joke
Until it isn't an indica budget again. 10-4104 chicken chicken
After getting insulted by the alicars
Everybody officers
Ever said beloved chicken lava
Franklin
Www Google Google Google
I'm 120 lb. You're 500 lb. Leave me alone
I feel like this is an attack
I feel like this is an attack
Oh God!. ANN+JJJJJ
Disarm disarm this arm. This arm this arm. This arm this arm. This arm this arm.
Ow is how broken
Why did you do this to me
Someone take that wrist take that wrist
Drive you you're they do to
how does qpoop have a wife
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you're like a rabid animal
someone performing that hard clearly feels bland irl
234 Matt
alas poor ghost
Duck my arny vock
I shit myself tonight
It was good and warm
I felt good about it
I wanted to come
I did kinda
If you call making a baby via anus come
I make babies
I did this
I did it
I pissed the test
No, don't care anymore
Come for me
Lulu outfits
Booboo outfitters
Lula BooBew
Just wait
You'll see
@elfin scarab
good evening
how are you?
my manic phase appears to be calming down
hewwo vewy nice to meet you my name is johnny im from bwaziw moda fohckin nig<><> tuka tuk tuk tuk tuka
