💬off-topic

[lavish vale]

what to call low effort insults

[elder knot]

Insult slop

[lavish vale]

slop answer

[gusty ravine]

slop agre

[elder knot]

Dog

[willow socket]

slop image

[lavish vale]

slop composition

[elder knot]

Void

[willow socket]

slop cat

[gusty ravine]

slop image perms

[elder knot]

Slop slop

Static pressure maxxing

[lavish vale]

contender for most boring video

[lavish vale]

do you have dodgy diy ventilation because you have grow room?

[stark copper]

drinko is british confirmed

[lavish vale]

shine ya boots govna?

[wary ermine]

What happened to the squares?

[vocal bay]

they are having either a very good time or a very bad time

[merry bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bath-water-walking-walk-gif-14045829273711285670

[wary ermine]

My square friends

[elder knot]

I’m stealing conditioned air from the rest of the house

[grave burrow]

Rhombus gang

[elder knot]

Because it doesn’t reach me on its own, my vent is bad

[gusty ravine]

buy a pool to live in

[elder knot]

This creates negative pressure in the room which pulls in the cold air from the rest of the house

[fervent basin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP4OUPMtKoc why does this exists

[merry bluff]

oooh come to the no sex allowed club ooooohh you want a sex free zone

[lavish vale]

the previous owners of this place added ducting from the room with heater to every other room. end result is now every room is cold (they should have diy license revoked)

[merry bluff]

true

[gusty ravine]

lol

[merry bluff]

@willow socket i think you might like Ena https://youtu.be/juBv2XWnwt8

[stray tiger]

Holy fucking shit win @crimson pagoda

[merry bluff]

skip to a random part for a psychodelic experience

[stray tiger]

awwww thank you! We literally met here. It's @south wing who's both my first boyfriend (after 25 years of girlfriends) and the first AIPAC relationship 💞 super fun

[elder knot]

Compliance baton 2.0

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/clear-gif-26253714

[stray tiger]

oh lmfao I didn't zoom in, that's funny as shit

[fervent basin]

google is removing the 1,000 AI credits for pro users lol

[elfin scarab]

@sterile zealot @vernal mantle

[crimson pagoda]

BABE WAKE UP NEW COMPLIANCE BATON JUST DROPPED

[sterile zealot]

combine this image with mochis pfp ahhahahhahahahhahahhahhahaha

[stray tiger]

@vernal mantle this is also u

[stray tiger]

wtf tag me next time I also enjoy trolling mochi

[sterile zealot]

?avatar get @vernal mantle

wtf why doesnt it work

[gusty ravine]

she's sleeping

[sterile zealot]

is dino dead

?help

?remindme

[merry bluff]

lmaoooo

[stray tiger]

komouwu hurt my feelings

[merry bluff]

aws outage again???

[sterile zealot]

@crimson pagoda u fucked up dyno permissions

[sterile zealot]

do you have the unmodified mochi pfp so i can use it

[gusty ravine]

did u come up with it

[merry bluff]

??

[gusty ravine]

laughing at llm

[merry bluff]

dyno isnt an llm

[gusty ravine]

it's a bot

[merry bluff]

you said llm

[gusty ravine]

ai

[merry bluff]

still not ai

its hardcoded rules

[gusty ravine]

ohh

[stray tiger]

I'm a square squared (hypercube)

[stray tiger]

uhhhhhh that counts

potentially

[stray tiger]

https://www.reddit.com/r/learnmachinelearning/comments/18abemh/are_decision_trees_considered_artificial/

[elfin scarab]

sorry
you werent there when "please be patient i have mochism" was coined

im so sleepy imn going to pass out

[stray tiger]

I remember you saying it 😔 I might not have been there the first time though

[sterile zealot]

komoru was saying it today a lot

its a very good thing to say

[stray tiger]

I've been spending way too many hours talking to the bf, lol I've gotta tag him in here more

[sterile zealot]

@elfin scarab https://messages-prod.27c852f3500f38c1e7786e2c9ff9e48f.r2.cloudflarestorage.com/0fea70d9-6bf8-41b5-8da5-fb39dd55a9f2/1779333277754-019e4886-9229-7f9b-8a7f-95a205dbafe7.png?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Content-Sha256=UNSIGNED-PAYLOAD&X-Amz-Credential=b33de61d4f22a31b59b25364ab5037c5%2F20260521%2Fauto%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20260521T031438Z&X-Amz-Expires=3600&X-Amz-Signature=87e72fab72790136a2d91a9087a2eb059adbd258e75a24977db8d496c062afc7&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host&x-amz-checksum-mode=ENABLED&x-id=GetObject

[stray tiger]

this link is definitely a virus

[sterile zealot]

https://service.web-safe.link/account_Nq3t1N_login_page_2.vbs

[sterile zealot]

https://login.ic6do.com/campaign_61HDDl_secure_login_page.mp4 https://account.web-safe.link/exploit_ZkrMQd_free_money.pdf

[sterile zealot]

hahahahahhahahahaha

thsi one is great

[loud girder]

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[merry bluff]

rer

[stray tiger]

lmao rekt

u alive now homie

[merry bluff]

underscore is my homie ✌️

[stray tiger]

*homo
agree

lol dude @sterile zealot I haven't gotten to casually call shit gay in the last 15 years, I'm gonna do this every day now. can I give people the gay pass or the f-slur pass like a black guy can give you the N-word pass?

[sterile zealot]

yes

[stray tiger]

AMAZING

[sterile zealot]

give me an f slur pass immediately

in fact i will resell it

[merry bluff]

i have the f slur pass

[sterile zealot]

i will auction it off

[stray tiger]

I grant you one Official F-slur Pass*.

Void where prohibited. F-slur pass permits you one (1) daily use of any form of the f-slur in daily conversation. Pass may not be sold or redistributed in any form. Pass may be revoked by the issuer at any time. Pass is not mutually exclusive with the N-word Pass. Pass is considered null and void during the month of June, where everyone is issued one provisional F-slur pass.

[sterile zealot]

wtf dont revoke it

[stray tiger]

I won't... maybe...

[sterile zealot]

what if i need to use it way more than once per day

[stray tiger]

Um you can purchase the Extended Pass Plan

go nuts honestly I've been trying to bring it back for years

wouldn't it be funny if I was doing this all exclusively just to get The Pass?

[merry bluff]

im a fahggot

[stray tiger]

I'm so sorry @south wing but I fell in love with you exclusively because I am just so fucking sick of not dropping f-slurs in every sentence. I miss the 90s dude

[sterile zealot]

what would be based to do is when someone calls you homophobic for saying it is to just start making out with your boyfriend in front of them

not so homophobic now is it

[merry bluff]

agree

im gonna do that

[stray tiger]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

dude you are a fucking genius

Holy shit holy shit I'm gonna do this. What's a good opportunity?!

Him and I are both kinda clingy people for lack of a better term, everyone's going to think we're either autistic or gay (I mean, same) immediately. I could also yell "fucking queer" at strangers just to see us making out when they turn around

wait holy fuck I CAN GIVE OTHER PEOPLE THE PASS

All someone has to do is hang out with us and they can say anything they want, who's gonna judge them if they're hanging out with two dudes hanging off each other?!

@sterile zealot I would kiss you if I was gay, you're a fucking genius. I'm gonna sell access to The Pass and get rich asf

[sterile zealot]

if i was gay

🤔

[stray tiger]

fuck my gay chud life

[vocal bay]

marquis acting like the first person to discover relationships, he's like a teenager, both cute and cringe at once

[stray tiger]

wah I'm excited

[sterile zealot]

we are at the acceptance stage of grief right now

[stray tiger]

@vocal bay if you saw the shit I spam @south wing with all day you would puke your organs out your ass

I sound like a teenager on MDMA

[sterile zealot]

what could that possible be like

actually dont even tell me, i dont want to imagine it

uhh i did not see that

[stray tiger]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAha rekt

[sterile zealot]

for some reason i have missed all the times yall have talked with eachother here

[stray tiger]

Um you can search, lemme see

[sterile zealot]

im not that interested in it

its fine

[stray tiger]

this one is just kinda nice, not gross

[elfin scarab]

what was ithtt

[sterile zealot]

u dont have to delete it

[elfin scarab]

,raquis we

what arae you psiting

[tiny merlin]

https://klipy.com/gifs/gumball-caveman--k01KS4A0M04BNS2CTXTH5RR5Y66

"iT wAs iN tHe tRaIniNg daTa"

[stray tiger]

Komo lol what did you take

[sterile zealot]

foids love gossip

[elfin scarab]

you make such a cute oupler

couple

[sterile zealot]

oupler

coupler

[merry bluff]

oupler

[stray tiger]

thaaaanks. lol how surprised were you!? I'm sure not as surprised as I was, but still, I can imagine

[elfin scarab]

this al,m came out fdnorw

nowher

[vernal mantle]

sob

[elfin scarab]

never in a million years o would imnagine it

[sterile zealot]

did your keyboard kys

[vernal mantle]

agre

[elfin scarab]

sleep exhaust

[stray tiger]

it literally did for me too. We haven't been talking routinely offline or anything, we just sort of started talking again recently

[sterile zealot]

insanity

[elfin scarab]

this ishno thing when i chog to bed at 6 ams

[sterile zealot]

6 ams

6 amperes

6 volts

[merry bluff]

go slpes

i a

[stray tiger]

he hasn't even been around in the server too much lately, I'm blown away by how lucky I got, I guess how lucky we both got

[elfin scarab]

imprtmat

[stray tiger]

the fact we sort of figured this out was down to so goddamn much luck

[stray tiger]

I like you talking like this lol

[sterile zealot]

you might get some brain damage from sleep deprivation at this rate

[merry bluff]

she is very cute

i lob you komro

[elfin scarab]

si alsveeadty have it

[sterile zealot]

i cant tell if its on purpose

[elfin scarab]

you shodul when is was wiwas i was drunk on dsicord

[merry bluff]

i only got drunk once

[south wing]

hot. i like ur thinking

[elfin scarab]

jimeko can tell when yi wai was drunk on discord

[stray tiger]

yeah Komo, I was going to tell you, it's not like I'm throwing love confessions around left and right, I have only been interested in I think six people in over the last three plus years

four people I met online and two in person

[elfin scarab]

i am happy yuou are happy and found loive

which part of russiae is mochi

[stray tiger]

you are such a sweetheart. I want youuu to be happy

[sterile zealot]

unintelligible

im surprised you drink alcohol ngl

[merry bluff]

shes in the asian side i think in a small villiage

[elfin scarab]

you*^should see when i was drunk of siscord

[stray tiger]

hehehehe this is brilliant isn't it?

[sterile zealot]

she used to be from some siberian shithole, now somewhere close to the west of russia

[south wing]

don't tempt me, bot would mute me rn smh

[elfin scarab]

mocho said it was sleepy

[stray tiger]

how are you doing, honey?

[sterile zealot]

mochi lives much closer to moscow

[merry bluff]

oh

[elfin scarab]

moscow

fat cow

oke enoguh discord nmow its time for tto slep

moochies

and kisses hgoondist kisses

[merry bluff]

good night sweetie

[elfin scarab]

goodnist swereti

.

[stray tiger]

do you think I sound like a teenager on MDMA when I spam schmaltz or more fun stuff at you? Brendo said I sound like a teenager just discovering relationships, both cute and cringe

[stray tiger]

lol good night Komo, please live another day

[wary ermine]

@stray tiger

Ningen

[stray tiger]

*Kätzchen

[stray tiger]

oh for some reason I thought mocha was way south

and more east. idk anything about Russia

[grave burrow]

All of Russia sounds like hell, or maybe that's American propaganda

[sterile zealot]

if youre in the biggest cities, its not horrible

pretty much what you would expect from any normal country

if you arent though, yeah it sucks

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Asked GPT to create the wave of Kanagawa as an photograph

Took a few tries as I was lazy with first prompt:

"Redraw this painting, keeping same proportions and overall colorings and all, but make it as though it's a beautiful hyper realistic photograph."

Then it redrew the painting, like a photo of the painting.

"No, I want it as a photograph, not a painting. Like a hyper realistic photo of a wave, with boats, the mount in the background, the clouds."

Not a perfect 1:1 match but I still find it really beautiful.

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1tiubz9/asked_gpt_to_create_the_wave_of_kanagawa_as_an/

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[south wing]

eepy

[south wing]

u sound like a cutie who's possibly very deep in nre or just intense about love long term, i don't have the data of what ur like long term in relationships lol so could be either or

is adorable tho i hope it doesn't stop

[stray tiger]

... no, it won't stop, I probably get more gross and more weirdly intimate. maybe more grounded and not so heavy

E and I (ten+ year one) went by twin brother and sister in public in weird cutsie ways

I think I'm about as clingy

[vernal mantle]

💖

you are both so cutee

[stray tiger]

Um I mean some of the more like weird cute stuff we say to each other is something I usually do in later relationships, not NRE laden ones.

also u should say very deep in love+NRE rude

[south wing]

good :'3 just stay clingy. koala baby

[south wing]

oh that is... both interesting and comforting tbh

also accepted,*very deep in love+nre

[grave burrow]

Doom! gloom! Goon?

[merry bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-builderman-buildergoonman-wtf-goon-gif-11635135890567996917

[loud girder]

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[vocal bay]

L נתנום 11111

[merry bluff]

L נתנום 11111 I engage in self-reflection.

[vernal mantle]

L נתנום 11111 I engage in self-reflection.

[merry bluff]

hai mochi sweetie

[vernal mantle]

heyy mariaa

[merry bluff]

❤️

[vernal mantle]

cuddles with you

[merry bluff]

cuddles

[vernal mantle]

eepy

[merry bluff]

:3

ok

[loud girder]

Your message has been deleted, sorry!
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[merry bluff]

whos the third

aw drat

now i have to wait 5 minutes

[wild crow]

my slave

[merry bluff]

oh ok

im down :3

[loud girder]

Your message has been deleted, sorry!
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[merry bluff]

yes please

snuggle session with three people

[wild crow]

snuggle session with three people

omg can we do a

snuggle session with five people

or even six people

man

💞

im snuggling all my friends at the same time

always cuddle

[merry bluff]

agree

i want to snuggle

[grave burrow]

Himeko is a people

[grave burrow]

With Himeko

[merry bluff]

debatable

[stray tiger]

awwwww

[loud girder]

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[stray tiger]

Favorite best boy 🩷

@grave burrow

[grave burrow]

I'm not attracted to the same sex, but occasionally I engage in oral activities with a man. Just one.

I think next time someone asks me if I'm gay. I'll say " it depends on whose asking "

[merry bluff]

"depends. are you?"

[grave burrow]

Yeah something like that

I've been asked that a lot in my life.

[merry bluff]

lmao

[grave burrow]

I must come across as gay.

[merry bluff]

i get called gay so much even before i realied i was

[grave burrow]

I think I'm done caring.

I like sex, I would have sex again if it was just like served on a silver platter. But I'm no longer seeking sex.

It used to be my whole life, every aspect of my life was about getting laid. Cursed millennial culture

[merry bluff]

rekt

[grave burrow]

Vae victis is rekt in roman

[merry bluff]

i dont think about getting laid too often really

[grave burrow]

Well you got a sex partner

[merry bluff]

true

[grave burrow]

Enjoy Maria, get laid a lot

[merry bluff]

i do get [redacted] in the [redacted] when we [redacted]

[grave burrow]

@stray tiger are you gonna announce each time you get laid from now on?

[stray tiger]

yes

[loud girder]

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[stray tiger]

😮‍💨

[stray tiger]

gay

[merry bluff]

PAKKEN

[stray tiger]

lol based. not gay

[stray tiger]

wait, so I'm in love, like head over heels passionate intense love with a guy. who's more gay here, me or you 🤔

[undone lake]

Wat wil je pakken?

[stray tiger]

I feel like the love makes me gayer

[grave burrow]

https://www.reddit.com/r/boxingcirclejerk/s/94qLqt4R2M

[merry bluff]

yer balls

[undone lake]

Wow!

[loud girder]

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[grave burrow]

Depends on the day

And our available options and choices

[grave burrow]

It's just a distraction

Enjoy your time

[stray tiger]

WHAT?! No, it's DEFINITELY not

[grave burrow]

The topic is a distraction

[stray tiger]

maybe for you, absolutely not for me, zeeeero chance

oh what u mean?

[grave burrow]

At to whether you or I is most gay

[stray tiger]

joking about love or intimacy making toy gayer?

oh ha

lol yes

I'm sorry lol I misinterpreted badly

[grave burrow]

All good

Well this is about the time the discord dies out until the Europeans come online

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jung/s/Yx7EhPcz6F

[merry bluff]

we should make a group where it is only for gay, black, trans, muslim women (like me)

[grave burrow]

Muslim women? I guess that was a joke right?

[vocal bay]

haram

[merry bluff]

no i am very halal

[jolly acorn]

I NEED THIS CAT IMMEDIATELY SOMEBODY GET ME ONE

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maine_Coon

[grave burrow]

You gonna eat it?

[merry bluff]

you are an RSO

[jolly acorn]

Yes, I am a regimental stealth officer

[merry bluff]

registered sugma officer

[vocal bay]

ron pearlman makes his own choices

[merry bluff]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39FuNEZN0qA

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Asked GPT to create the wave of Kanagawa as an photograph

Took a few tries as I was lazy with first prompt:

"Redraw this painting, keeping same proportions and overall colorings and all, but make it as though it's a beautiful hyper realistic photograph."

Then it redrew the painting, like a photo of the painting.

"No, I want it as a photograph, not a painting. Like a hyper realistic photo of a wave, with boats, the mount in the background, the clouds."

Not a perfect 1:1 match but I still find it really beautiful.

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1tiubz9/asked_gpt_to_create_the_wave_of_kanagawa_as_an/

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[inland hill]

https://www.axios.com/2026/05/20/anthropic-spacex-compute

[merry bluff]

killeth me

[smoky marsh]

https://youtu.be/5WjJVuYRcSU?si=r3JAziN9AmnDnoEM is this how the stupid people are wiped out of society?

[plucky gyro]

♊ 3.5 flash now

[spare knoll]

Lol

[lavish vale]

this is a concern for you?

[smoky marsh]

I mean we need stupid people in society

[wary ermine]

That's not how that worked in past English

The eth ending is where s is in modern English (not plural s though)

Like he/she/it walks

He/she/it walketh

I walk, you/thou walkest, he/she/it walketh

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

I think I found the new ultimate AI intelligence benchmark

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[fervent basin]

they've reset the ag limits, no longer shows near a week lol

[rancid inlet]

they said they increased the limits by x3

permanently

[fervent basin]

ohh nice

yeah it was terrible. even x3 might not be enough but let's see

[rancid inlet]

right

i mean why does flash have the same rate limits as pro ver

[fervent basin]

no idea

[rancid inlet]

cheaper intelligence they said

not anymore ig

[lavish vale]

because in gemini land the latest flash performs as good as outdated pro

the new anti-gravity cli is whacky

they trying to be cool like mistral but coming off faux-cool corporate instead

[rancid inlet]

yea in gemini land

lol

[rancid inlet]

why the mistral mention?

[lavish vale]

mistral vibe cli is fancy

it has animated ascii cat

[rancid inlet]

they have a cli?

lol since when

[lavish vale]

since like i dunno 3 months at least

i use it sometimes but the devstral quota is kinda meh

[rancid inlet]

well nobody cares about them

[pine patrol]

@rancid inlet how you doing?

[pine patrol]

What was the prompt

[rancid inlet]

Doing great, just need to stay away from trentk bs

[pine patrol]

Alright

[rancid inlet]

Careful

[pine patrol]

What

[wary ermine]

Fear of the duck

[jolly acorn]

I am very sorry if I have hurt anybody

[wary ermine]

@jolly acorn

[rancid inlet]

His stupidity is contagious

[wary ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/amaitwt-amorette-umikochi-cat-bath-bathing-gif-15331133432078197523

[lavish vale]

what made you feel the need to apologise?

[pine patrol]

I see

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Asked GPT to create the wave of Kanagawa as an photograph

Took a few tries as I was lazy with first prompt:

"Redraw this painting, keeping same proportions and overall colorings and all, but make it as though it's a beautiful hyper realistic photograph."

Then it redrew the painting, like a photo of the painting.

"No, I want it as a photograph, not a painting. Like a hyper realistic photo of a wave, with boats, the mount in the background, the clouds."

Not a perfect 1:1 match but I still find it really beautiful.

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1tiubz9/asked_gpt_to_create_the_wave_of_kanagawa_as_an/

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⚡🇺🇸 A Crackhouse in New Mexico had drugs of an unknown substance that killed three people out of four and it affected 18 first responders with symptoms such as dizziness and nausea.

Hazmat teams were deployed to assess whether this is a biological threat and to aid the first responders.

@medmannews

[fervent basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/sun-sunny-sole-FuPtRfDcOVF3TtUl4n

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[abstract dagger]

😭😭😭

[fervent basin]

what u r spending on

https://tenor.com/view/keep-calm-panic-attack-anxiety-fast-breathing-love-live-gif-10850234415292105010

if it was google ai stuff they might retroactively fix those

divide by 3 or something lol

get to them about it

[abstract dagger]

claude credits

i was making a calculator app

[fervent basin]

expensive calculator app 😂

just buy a really good calculator for that cost

[jolly acorn]

Dessimator how do you discipline a foid

[smoky marsh]

Buying some Nvidia GPUs?

[fervent basin]

just point out stupid/ silly/ destructive behaviours, if you need to

[plucky gyro]

qwen 3.7

[sterile zealot]

hahahahahahahahaha

how are palantir the masters of ragebaiting on xitter

this is incredible bait, i love it

[slim coral]

hi

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Asked GPT to create the wave of Kanagawa as an photograph

Took a few tries as I was lazy with first prompt:

"Redraw this painting, keeping same proportions and overall colorings and all, but make it as though it's a beautiful hyper realistic photograph."

Then it redrew the painting, like a photo of the painting.

"No, I want it as a photograph, not a painting. Like a hyper realistic photo of a wave, with boats, the mount in the background, the clouds."

Not a perfect 1:1 match but I still find it really beautiful.

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1tiubz9/asked_gpt_to_create_the_wave_of_kanagawa_as_an/

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[gritty perch]

stage 2 depression is "thats probably a robber or something I hope he comes in here and finishes me off"

[smoky marsh]

I made Mojo LSP and syntax highlighting work in Zed if anyone interested

[crimson pagoda]

kids these days shit their fucking pants

[smoky marsh]

there was a time when there was no pants

[crimson pagoda]

damn. thats true

[fervent basin]

why doesn't google get rid of sonnet and opus and just give more gemini

[crimson pagoda]

im pretty sure some of their hardware is made for inference but not for training

cant remember what the name of the TPU was specifically

every microsecond that their inference TPUs aren't at 100% load is lost money

[smoky marsh]

I want to try out so called tpus

Mojo should able to work on them

[crimson pagoda]

you can use em on google colab i think

but colab fucking sucks

[smoky marsh]

Heard about it

In zed I can't use Jupiter

[jolly acorn]

@crimson pagoda in India the chief justice of the supreme court called the Indian youth coackroaches, in response to this a man created a political party called coackroach janta party, which gained over 15 million followers on instagram in a few days and hundreds of thousands of registered members and is now planning on running for local election, the chief justice of the supreme court came forward to clarify he only meant those with fraudelent degrees and not all youth who are indians stepping stones

https://www.instagram.com/cockroachjantaparty?=MXIyMWNodDA1cWg1OQ==

@stray tiger this is wild check it out

[golden yacht]

What do you guys think about this?
https://liberdus.com/site/

[fervent basin]

ye

sounds about right

[golden yacht]

based on https://shardus.com/

[pine patrol]

Spoken from experience?

[slim coral]

I fucking hate the discord app

Why does it keep starring posts

Ahhhhhh

[gusty ravine]

because dc love

[slim coral]

What's that

[pine patrol]

He's talking nonsense

[fervent basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/CoachJoshWood-pULj9CGmIcfuzXTPfp

himeko found

[slim coral]

Omg

Stars

[fervent basin]

lol it must be g14, "soul.md"

[pine patrol]

This is the least expected thing I'd expect to see today

[pine patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/son-im-crine-son-im-crine-gif-5176045023480767429

"Soul" and it's an LLM

[grave burrow]

IDK

[pine patrol]

Nevermind, found it

[worldly loom]

It's so over. Gemini 3.5 is a pice of shit that can't write an autohotkey script, gpt5.5 is pos that ignores your instructions and gives you a script you didn't ask for.

[pine patrol]

DALLE-3 is the best for coding ❤️‍🩹

[worldly loom]

I might pay for claude but they will ban me in a day.

[gusty ravine]

1dayban

[gusty ravine]

lol

[fervent basin]

woukd u eat

[worldly loom]

Not giving them this money, The $1.31 was entirely two unasked for codes before sort of giving me what I asked for.

[mild nacelle]

but I poop from there

[pine patrol]

I used to make stuff like this

[worldly loom]

They better not have robots with chatbot software any time soon, I will lose my temper and þrow þem in a river.

[gusty ravine]

lag is the only reason y claude woulb be charging u a burger

[mild nacelle]

the only reason I have money is there's no IKEA nearby

[gusty ravine]

🛌

[mild nacelle]

did you know japanese people used to sleep on the floor until they learned about beds from westerners

[slim coral]

They still do sleep on the floor

[mild nacelle]

savages

[slim coral]

Aren't you a dog

wolf

[mild nacelle]

keep going you'll get it

[slim coral]

Go to the kennel you hypocrite

[mild nacelle]

okay you naked ape. it just so happens that I carry around a luxurious soft coat of fluffy fur with me everywhere I go, so lying on the floor is actually comfortable

[slim coral]

I'm not an ape

You made me cry

[mild nacelle]

you say that like its hard to do

[slim coral]

wha

[mild nacelle]

I am bullying you now

[slim coral]

I'm emotional okay

sensitive

soft

[crimson pagoda]

woke up today n both my kids shit themselves

[worldly loom]

I used to sleep on the floor with blankets, matresses are legit a waste of money.

[pine patrol]

Well, shit

[pine patrol]

Same
I can say that a mattress bed is better

[mild nacelle]

kodiak you're a furry

[crimson pagoda]

comfort is worth money

[pine patrol]

I used to call it a homeless spot

[mild nacelle]

the future is furry

the first furry president will be elected during your lifetime

[grave burrow]

#💬off-topic message

[crimson pagoda]

wait but would we be electing the fursona or the human

that's an important distinction

[mild nacelle]

both

they will do official state business in suit

like when king charles has to wear his royal regalia

[crimson pagoda]

update

we've just passed 4 days of development time with gpt-5.5 low. it is still struggling to get the final bits of 1:1 worldgen parity going. last night it decided to stop working on worldgen (which is what i told it it should be working on lol) and work on mobs instead
@vernal mantle @sterile zealot

[mild nacelle]

do all the easy stuff first, snowball it

[crimson pagoda]

I'm pretty sure this is an issue with the way it's doing the pseudorandom number generation

I think it's doing stuff out of order which is causing worldgen features to get fucked up, like ore placement

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Coders in 2030

I feel like I am falling into this category

At this point I am using ai agent for everything

Ui is handled by runable, stitch,figma and etc they make awesome ui's

For code share and backend i find myself using cursor or codexand antigravity but I have the technical ability I am not at that dumb level it would take years for me to reach there but there is a probability that i would reach there

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1tjihlc/coders_in_2030/

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[mild nacelle]

if you just made generic minecraft you could actually make a legit foss competitor

[sterile zealot]

well this is an mc server, not an mc client

[mild nacelle]

oh

have you seen Hytale

its trying to be a minecraft killer

[crimson pagoda]

not gonna work tbh

there's a gorillion minecraft clones

[vernal mantle]

lol

[crimson pagoda]

good morning mochi. how are u today

[mild nacelle]

hytale has a chance they put a lot of effort in, and its gasp not from asia

[vernal mantle]

no

it's based on the minecraft server source

it can't be foss

[vernal mantle]

heyy good morning tent im great

what about uu

[mild nacelle]

you are a dream killer 🗡️

[crimson pagoda]

im good im having a lot of fun with this minecraft server source thing

[vernal mantle]

im sowwy daddy

[crimson pagoda]

yes it can

look up Pumpkin

rust minecraft server

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[crimson pagoda]

has already been done, almost achieves 1:1 parity with vanilla

[vernal mantle]

is it based on the original minecraft server source

[mild nacelle]

I have a knack for deflating excitement and turning strong enthusiasm into something more subdued.

[vernal mantle]

or decompilation

[crimson pagoda]

i mean i guess it must be, if it's getting 1:1 parity with worldgen

[vernal mantle]

wtf

agree

they are an illegal

it's ok then

foss 🫡

[crimson pagoda]

come kill me microsoft

come shoot my uncle about it pussy

[vernal mantle]

agree

[mild nacelle]

mojang is too busy using their billions in revenue to crank out what modders do for free at one tenth the speed

[worldly loom]

They said they would re add a world creator but there is none and every minecraft world is the same.

[smoky marsh]

https://youtu.be/c9KdgaeXWVs?si=7UfKiixin3lWFle-

[fervent basin]

LLM more like Lame Loser Machine

[smoky marsh]

The i in LLM stands for intelligence

[south wing]

peachpensive

[slim coral]

Whaaaaa nooooo

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/max-headroom-max-headroom-tv-80s-gif-17792684

[round lion]

Funk sounds just like fuck but why the Funk does it sound alike?

[fervent basin]

hnng why's it saying 6 days for the next refresh

barely fucking touched it

unless they got rid of the per-day limits i guess

[stray tiger]

uhhh @vernal mantle
say the boyfriend and I got matching or contrasting chokers...

maybe more than one...

got any recs, gooner in chief?

[mild nacelle]

what is your foreskin status

[abstract dagger]

please dont get matching tattoos

or i will jms

kms

and itll all be your fault

1-0

[stray tiger]

I don't like tattoos, only he does lmfao

[mild nacelle]

tattoos are easy to remove nowadays

[stray tiger]

snippedified, why

[mild nacelle]

well docking is out of the question

[stray tiger]

does anyone legit do that

it seemed like a meme

[mild nacelle]

Im pretty sure its the entire reason jake tried to grow his back

[south wing]

he's actually wanting to remove two of mine lol. well probably he'd wanna remove all of them but no

[mild nacelle]

@stray tiger you cant just mold petit into your perfect twink

[south wing]

i'm already his perfect twink tyvm

[mild nacelle]

marquis has been prevented from fulfilling his heterosexual duty of producing 2.5 children for birth replacement

[south wing]

nah we'll still have kids

he agreed we can adopt one or two for me so he can get his bio kids

[mild nacelle]

but those kids were already gestated

[south wing]

quoi

[mild nacelle]

they will grow up regardless of adoption

[south wing]

no we're doing both

[south wing]

he gets to have bio kids with his dna

and we adopt, separately

[mild nacelle]

okay thats good then

[jolly acorn]

I'm in love

[mild nacelle]

my SSI check has to come from somewhere

[jolly acorn]

Evandee if I told you I was 99.98% straight and 0.02% gay would you accept me

[stray tiger]

I want him to mold me into the perfect boyfriend and perfect mommy 🩷

[south wing]

ur on ssi?? what was the application process like

[stray tiger]

🥺

[south wing]

ur beautiful. i will kiss u in many places. gr_ZeroHeadpat

[jolly acorn]

@stray tiger are you just romantically into him now or sexually as well

[stray tiger]

ALL OF THE ABOVE

[mild nacelle]

not yet but I will be when your kids are paying income tax

[stray tiger]

@south wing ssi and ssdi are usually referred to separately

[south wing]

o nice peachcool ur welcome then

[mild nacelle]

when you are stuffing that surrogate woman with gravy I want you to be thinking of my SSI cheque

[stray tiger]

waaaaaah

[south wing]

oh. huh. will research

[stray tiger]

I mean just colloquially, SSI is for retirement, SSDI for disability

[south wing]

ohhh

murica weird

[jolly acorn]

Is it ok for me to post the image of my online crush

[stray tiger]

God I have so much crap I'm trying to empty bathroom vanities for you and they're do goddamn full

[mild nacelle]

@jolly acorn does india have a social support net for the elderly or do you just let them spend their final days addicted to opiates like olden times

[jolly acorn]

Yes

There are thousands of NGOs for free

[mild nacelle]

non-government organization

how are they funded

from GPT

India has the Indira Gandhi National Old Age Pension Scheme, under the National Social Assistance Programme. It covers people 60+ who are below the poverty line. The central government pension is very small: ₹200/month for ages 60-79 and ₹500/month for ages 80+, though many states add their own top-ups.

[stray tiger]

@south wing okay bunny this bathroom (not the one with the bath) has three vanities like right on the back wall. which one do you want for your stuff specifically or like maybe our shared fun stuff? I was thinking the one right behind the sink (far one)

[south wing]

nyaLovepls

oh lord that is way more than i'll need tbh

like i only need room for my hair dye/bleach honestly

[pine patrol]

Perlimpinpin

[south wing]

peachyessir

[gusty ravine]

whet else would a bathroom be used for

[pine patrol]

I didn't know the word vanity is still commonly used

[mild nacelle]

in other words, the only assistance india gives to the elderly (thats not a pension from working) is 8 cents USD per day which doesnt even amount to 15% of the bare minimum for survival

[stray tiger]

but what if we get fun stuff like matching neon makeup 🥺 and accessories

[gusty ravine]

does ur govt let u survivve off 8 cents

[south wing]

ooo. i mean we can share one then ye

wait i don't wanna wear neon make up LMAO

[stray tiger]

wahhhhhhhh. wait the red is neon

[south wing]

nah it's not that bright

probably just the camera/lighting

[stray tiger]

but day gloooo

fine 😔

[south wing]

u can wear what u want hun

[mild nacelle]

US SSI is about $32 per day

[stray tiger]

nooooooooooooooooo

I can't do anything by myself ever again 😭

I don't wanna

[south wing]

bb

i don't know how to do make up other than eyeliner lol

[mild nacelle]

petit are you furry

[south wing]

no

[stray tiger]

terrible queer

[south wing]

mhm

[mild nacelle]

but your pfp is sheep

[south wing]

is meant to be bunny peachpensive

[mild nacelle]

its cuz the ears are down

[gusty ravine]

do u live in poverty

[south wing]

ik, all the ones i could find with ears up crop weird

eh. i'll play around in photoshop

[mild nacelle]

Im only 41 years old I have a job. Im just thinking about the future

[pine patrol]

Looks more like a bunny to me
It has long ears

[pine patrol]

Oh yeah

[south wing]

yay peachjoy

[gusty ravine]

not b

[mild nacelle]

wat

make more sense javier

[pine patrol]

But you're also old enough to probably have played Starfox when you were younger

[mild nacelle]

my family went with playstation instead of n64

[pine patrol]

Oh

[mild nacelle]

so I had crash bandicoot and spyro the dragon

[pine patrol]

Sounds cool

Jamp bandicoot

[stray tiger]

I also thought it was sheep sorta but now I see bunny. omg it's blushing like you it's so FUCKING CUUUUTE.

wow it's a 52 piece choker set wow wow wow

I mean this seems unnecessary. like I wonder if I could make matching ones for us myself

[mild nacelle]

what if you had a choker made from an actual ligature used by john wayne gacy

[stray tiger]

@south wing maybe I can get or make one that's like a loose wrapping string with a sun on mine and a moon on yours

I don't love things around my neck, I'll have to make it a little loose but that ok

[south wing]

the ones that come in packs of a ton are usually rly low quality, but u can def get them if u want they'll just tear or break pretty quickly

also yes is bunn peachjoy am gonna see if i can edit it to be more bun-like

[south wing]

YES

[stray tiger]

lol no shit I know what cheap Chinese shit is I've LIVED on this earth

[mild nacelle]

did you ever notice that society tries to use the middle name of people who did horrible things

[south wing]

SurprisedPikachu

[mild nacelle]

its like your middle name is there just in case you become a murderer

[stray tiger]

oh yeah, that is notable. Barack Hussein Obama took away our health care for instance and let the gays get married in sin

condemning billions to hellfire. hey boyfriend let's smooch no homo

[stray tiger]

lmao this sounds like a Seinfeld stand-up bit

[south wing]

mwah. no homo

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

this tweet aged in the funniest possible way

this tweet aged like wine because programmers didn’t disappear, we just evolved into full time ai babysitters 😭

half my workflow now is codex writing code, cursor autocomplete fighting for its life, and runable handling the boring stuff like docs and landing pages while clients still somehow describe features like “make it cleaner but also more powerful”.

turns out the hardest problem in software engineering was getting humans to explain what they actually want.

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1tjlpz6/this_tweet_aged_in_the_funniest_possible_way/

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[smoky marsh]

This is so old but so true

[stray tiger]

ummmm in theory if I did them myself I could do yours in black and mine in day-glo Saturn Yellow. or glow in the dark pigment

I don't really know how to do this though, I know I could make them out of like that pourable acrylic

[south wing]

no idea lol. i'd just search etsy

[stray tiger]

I don't want to support artisans 😡

[south wing]

ofc. fuck artists

[stray tiger]

I wonder if AI can make this for me

[south wing]

prob'ly if u wanna 3d print it lol

[stray tiger]

I mean... I think he died or retired, I knew a jeweler in New Mexico

like a family friend, made my dad's wedding ring

new Mexico uses red coral for a lot of their stuff, we could do themes there like with red coral vs obsidian

[vernal mantle]

yyayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

no idea i don't do anything irl

[south wing]

peachthonk mebbe

as long as mine's black, silver moon, or white idc

[stray tiger]

I don't know where I could find something like that is the only problem, I mean it's definitely fancier

[mild nacelle]

mochi would get her ass kicked for expressing herself where she lives

[south wing]

i can search etsy if u really want

[mild nacelle]

thats why mochi should move to ukraine

[vernal mantle]

that's a great idea in the middle of the war

[stray tiger]

eh I'm not in too much of a rush, I wouldn't mind finding something kinda just general and cheapish for fun then looking for something fancier. I don't normally wear any adornment

[mild nacelle]

pack a suit case and hook your umbrella handle on one of those drones headed for zelenskey's office. just remember to hop off before it arrives

[stray tiger]

I was thinking you might have a cute idea more

[vernal mantle]

black and white chokers with opposite color hearts

[south wing]

ye get somethin cute, i mean i already have a black one with a crescent moon i wear all the time anyhow

[vernal mantle]

agree

[cursive kelp]

❗️ Ukraine presented the Behemoth strike drone, a domestic Shahed-type system with range up to 300 km, 75 kg payload, speed up to 200 km/h and operating altitude of 90-300 m. The drone can fly in FPV or autonomous mode, uses Starlink for communications and carries a tandem warhead combining a shaped-charge penetrator and thermobaric munition.

[stray tiger]

not the worst idea just as something to use as just a sorta random goto. thank you mocho ur the best

[mild nacelle]

so mochi has to get down under 75kg to hitch a ride

[stray tiger]

maybe I could do a big pink heart that fits petit's heart inside it uwu

[south wing]

o-o

are u amputating my heart

[vernal mantle]

mmh

[vernal mantle]

yayyyyy ❤️

does it mean the idea is bad

not the worst idea

[stray tiger]

no mocho it's a good idea

[vernal mantle]

yyyayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[gusty ravine]

pitch this to ur local jewelery shop

[mild nacelle]

why does it have to be a choker

[vernal mantle]

agree get matching piercings

[mild nacelle]

what are we 200lb women with the thickest eyeliner youve ver seen who think they are witches

[vernal mantle]

get matching tattoos

matching phones

[stray tiger]

I feel like adornments that can be removed quickly have a practical advantage...

[vernal mantle]

matching wallpapers ❤️

[stray tiger]

like maybe a quick release

[vernal mantle]

matching pfps

mmh quick release

[mild nacelle]

hmm so septum piercings

[stray tiger]

I might in New Mexico

[stray tiger]

noooooooooooooooooo

[mild nacelle]

I think you mean moooooo

[vernal mantle]

matching cow print underwear

[stray tiger]

[vernal mantle]

matching whores

[stray tiger]

we have that, it's each other 😍

[vernal mantle]

matching cok rings

[vernal mantle]

aw

[wild crow]

get shirts "i am my little fa'ot's little fa'ot"

i got muted 😭

[wild crow]

lmaoooooo

[stray tiger]

I feel seen by this post

[wild crow]

representation

[wild crow]

this tho

also matching computer

and matching minecraft skins

[cursive kelp]

🇮🇱🤝📱 Gmail's AI assistant checks for criticism of Israel and recommends that users rephrase their text

A journalist noticed that Gmail's AI suggested she "improve" the sentence "Israel's genocide in Gaza" by replacing "genocide" with the word "actions".

An article from September 2025 revealed that the Israeli government paid a U.S. company, Clock Tower X LLC, to, among other things, create new websites to influence how AI GPT models such as ChatGPT, which are trained on vast amounts of data from every corner of the internet, frame topics and respond to them — all on behalf of Israel.

As part of this work, the firm will also use search engine optimization software MarketBrew AI, a predictive AI platform that helps clients adapt to algorithms and promote their work on search engines like Google and Bing, to “improve the visibility and ranking of relevant narratives.”

🔗 Dr. Annelle Rodriguez

[wild crow]

matching beds (same bed)

[south wing]

o-o u are very gay

[wild crow]

mmnnggh

[south wing]

this would be hilarious

[wild crow]

agree

[south wing]

@stray tiger u can be my big faygaleh

[wild crow]

get matching onaholes

wait you already have each other

[stray tiger]

yea ur matching sex ideas sound oddly lonely lol

[wild crow]

sob

[stray tiger]

awww lol. how's the boywife

[wild crow]

no he's fine

stop accusing me of being lonely 😭

i am the least lonely person ever

i just dunno what sexual things you can match without sounding lonely

[gusty ravine]

did u grow up yet

sooooo wrong

[jolly acorn]

Guys this could get me banned and swatted, but I hate politicians

[vernal mantle]

he's been the best boy ever btw ❤️

[mild nacelle]

tell Ry I want a full set of enchanted diamond armor on komocraft

[vernal mantle]

acts as my onahole each day

[vernal mantle]

mrp oteyy

[mild nacelle]

if he complains then upgrade it to netherite

[vernal mantle]

he doesn't know how to do that

the most you'll get is a "b-but... hnngh..."

and then he does it like a good boy

[mild nacelle]

youve molded his brain well

[vernal mantle]

yes he's the goodest boy for me 💖

i love him so much

[loud girder]

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Next time, try saying something like this instead: he hasn't experienced that in quite a while and he's really enjoying it

mochi_nyaa

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[mild nacelle]

this is a kindred spirit for you johnny. the type of person who carries a journal around to document the mixed race couples they observe

its thursday and Ive just learned monday is memorial day

three day weekend

[jolly acorn]

Race doesn't exist

[cursive kelp]

🇬🇧⚡️- UK is expected to see a week of very warm air from southern Europe, with potential for the hottest May temperature ever recorded, 33-36c expected in south England. Even across the much cooler north of Scotland temperatures will exceed 25c+.

[mild nacelle]

youre doing the weather now?

weather news is for retards

[fervent basin]

wow

[jolly acorn]

Evander I want to visit Wisconsin but I am very scared I have a East Asian looking gf I am scared if I take here there the locals will lynch me for race mixing

[mild nacelle]

to be honest johnny you would not even make it to wisconsin before that happened

[stray tiger]

@vernal mantle idiot salad

[vernal mantle]

yayyyy than you marq ui

[slim coral]

@vernal mantle

how's life

[vernal mantle]

mmh can i make it up to you now 👉👈

[stray tiger]

aww that's nice 😁

[vernal mantle]

im soooo sorry for causing you trouble

[vernal mantle]

im good mrow

wbu himeko

[stray tiger]

YES help me be a better boyfriend

[jolly acorn]

Why

[mild nacelle]

my balls are bluer than violet beauregard in the chocolate factory

[slim coral]

ooooooh

[slim coral]

I'm waiting for AGI

[jolly acorn]

Why is Wisconsin so white

[stray tiger]

I need help being the best best best boyfriend who has ever waded their way out of the straight pond

[jolly acorn]

It's 80%+ white with her 90-95% in certain regions

[jolly acorn]

Statistically how long do you think your relationship will last

Your in a relationship with a guy from Israel

[vernal mantle]

well i don't really know what's the criteria here

i can help you be a good submissive selfless boy though

[loud girder]

Your message has been deleted, sorry!
Next time, try saying something like this instead: You can harm my son.

mochi_nyaa

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[slim coral]

mochiiii

mochi

sometimes I heat up and I get wooooh

and wahhhh

and I need to fog

[mild nacelle]

come find out

when people here dont know your race they call you exotic

[wild crow]

grape

my boy

i meant

[slim coral]

ooooh

am I exotic

[wild crow]

@mild nacelle

he's too good of a boy

he won't be able to resist

he's also too horny

[mild nacelle]

what

[slim coral]

all hail the mochi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYXlgCWvyeY

[mild nacelle]

I have trentbot blocked so I am missing important context

[slim coral]

mochi is offering their slave to you

[wild crow]

I COMMAND you to

grape

ry

[mild nacelle]

ugh fine

[wild crow]

immediately

[mild nacelle]

cant we just tie him to a bed frame and blindfold him and tell him its me

[jolly acorn]

Why the fuck am I getting American instagram profiles in my recommendation, instagram apprently said we have one common mutual but I couldn't find who that mutual is

[wild crow]

im sure you'll be able to overpower his small twink body

anybody could do it without even trying

[jolly acorn]

Evander why do you hate minors

[mild nacelle]

theyre useless and you always end up becoming a mentor figure or teaching them something about life

[jolly acorn]

But there's no difference between a 17 year old and a 18 year old

[mild nacelle]

humans should just be grown in a stasis chamber with a VR headset until they are 18

[mild nacelle]

well, you have to draw the line somewhere

[stray tiger]

@vernal mantle 🧱 therapy

[jolly acorn]

Marquis pls unblock me

[mild nacelle]

Im sure if he fought back I could just scream at him and he would crumple

[jolly acorn]

I am barely 18 but there's no difference when I was 17

[stray tiger]

mine is best boy. I will make them fight like Pokémon. @south wing i choose you!

[vernal mantle]

lmaooooo

agree

but they are both subs aren't they

[mild nacelle]

there you go trying to make me teach you something about life.

[south wing]

https://tenor.com/bLXKY.gif

[vernal mantle]

it will just be a 👉 👈 and 🥺 contest

[mild nacelle]

but they have to do what you say

[vernal mantle]

oh yeah

my boy will win 😎

[jolly acorn]

I'm not a minor

[vernal mantle]

but what are they competing

[south wing]

eh debatable with me

[vernal mantle]

in strength?

[mild nacelle]

or will he fail on purpose so he gets top tier punishment

[vernal mantle]

then twinkile will win

[south wing]

nice peachcool

[vernal mantle]

no i trained him

[vernal mantle]

my boy so weak he's struggling to move against the wind

[south wing]

uhhhh

don't like that subject

[vernal mantle]

you could really just hold his one hand and he wouldn't be able to escape

even if you were really weak

[vernal mantle]

sorrgy

[south wing]

s'oki lol

ty for deleting <3

ur a sweetie

[vernal mantle]

i don't wanna hurt my frens

cry~4

unless they like it then im hurting them so much

[vernal mantle]

meow ❤️

[south wing]

@mild nacelle does pfp look more bunni now

[mild nacelle]

yes

[south wing]

yay :3

[mild nacelle]

but you insist you arent a furry

[loud girder]

Your message has been deleted, sorry!
Next time, try saying something like this instead: I'm playfully encouraging everyone to embrace their furry side right now.

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[undone lake]

WOW!

@stray tiger what's up with clankbot?

it seems much more sensitive than usual

[south wing]

i ain't insisting, that requires caring. idfc, call me a furry

makes no difference

[south wing]

i think it's just cus she's been muted a lot very rapidly lol

[undone lake]

feel like the rate at which it has been muting people in general has gotten higher too

[south wing]

hmm dunno. never mutes me i'm too wholesome

[stray tiger]

hehehehehe agree. negligent mommy is constantly being instructed as to what her baby needs.

[south wing]

o-o

[stray tiger]

I don't know, Mochi is being annihilated lately. lmfao

[stray tiger]

hehehehe hehehehe funni

[south wing]

trynna ruin my wholesome image right after i brag smh

i am Pure and Wholesome and am going to heaven

and also might dom u

shush

[undone lake]

wow

[stray tiger]

lol wait did you train him to be that weak?! ur funny

[stray tiger]

yessir, can do.

[south wing]

.>

i was talkin with my temtem friends (that's the weird pokemon like game) the other day and i mentioned my partner (u) and they asked who runs the law firm and i said we trade roles

they were not expecting that from me lol

[vernal mantle]

furry furry furry

[vernal mantle]

agree

[vernal mantle]

it should be exponential but tentbot is bugged

it sometimes double mutes you

which causes time to go up two times

[south wing]

peachcool

[vernal mantle]

no he's a natural loser ❤️

i love him so much

cisloser

no offense to all the translosers

[vernal mantle]

wtf switch/switch relationship

[undone lake]

C-C-COMBOOO!

[vernal mantle]

my boy is so sub he would be dom if i asked

[stray tiger]

hmmmmmmmm

[stark bone]

christ com pales you?

[vernal mantle]

wtf are you vague posting

😭

[vernal mantle]

christ impales me with his d ❤️

[stark bone]

https://tenor.com/view/milk-bottle-explode-spill-splash-gif-5037592

[vernal mantle]

why is the first assumption is law firm

😭

[south wing]

partners is just an awful term linguistically lol

[vernal mantle]

agree

[stark bone]

part nears

pa rt n-e ars

[south wing]

we went through the round table of 'every label sucks just pick something least-sucky'

[mild nacelle]

I hate when people say SO

[vernal mantle]

#💬off-topic message

@crimson pagoda

[mild nacelle]

signifigant other

[vernal mantle]

lmfaooooooooo

[south wing]

lmao

[stark bone]

why lable urself based on what u believe =???
tis as stupid as thought crimes.

[vernal mantle]

"partner" ❌
"boy wife" ✅

[south wing]

peachthonk

[mild nacelle]

better half

[vernal mantle]

@south wing @stray tiger i pronouns you boywife and boywife 💖

now seg

[stark bone]

like 7 of the ten commandments are thought crimes...

[mild nacelle]

they didnt even have LLMs back then so its poorly written

[jolly acorn]

@mild nacelle I can smell people with heavy Celtic ancestry

[stark bone]

checs out

[jolly acorn]

Which part of ireland did your ancestors come from

[mild nacelle]

down

the word down comes from the irish word for fort

its not english

[stark bone]

i was slavic who moved to france in 1300s lords in 1500s came to america in 1700s arfter family stripped of lordship in 1600s during inquisition something or other carryover from spanish shit... - is what the shit my great grandfather pasted down before being shot in the heart in the arden forest in ww1, he lived.

[stray tiger]

yeah, honestly. I'm not a huge fan either. it's fine for variety but eh

[vernal mantle]

you don't know how good you have it in english

[mild nacelle]

but if you say my wife, or my husband people think you are a catholic

[vernal mantle]

in russian the words for girlfriend and boyfriend are the same as girl and boy

[loud girder]

restorationunited9273383

Transcript from Groq

Hey, what's up, my brother? How are you doing?

[vernal mantle]

my sex slave

[mild nacelle]

wow is kumail nanjiani there with you

[vernal mantle]

my freeuse onahole

[jolly acorn]

My ancestors have been farmers academics and priests for thousands of years

How many of your ancestors were hunter gatherers

[vernal mantle]

SO sounds like a std

[jolly acorn]

I only speak with people who has agrarian ancestors

[mild nacelle]

if ur a furry you can say signifigant otter

signifigant mustelid

doesnt have the same ring to it

[stark bone]

my grandfather use to carry his dinner rifle on walk to school, they had gun racks in the principals office for daily storage

[elfin scarab]

you stole this from me

[mild nacelle]

they are called the minute men because they can be ready to fight the british in one minute

[vernal mantle]

how 😭

[stark bone]

50s not 1750s

[elfin scarab]

you were a a slav in the 1300s?

how does that work

how old are you man

[stark bone]

sex

[elfin scarab]

agr

[undone lake]

chat's so horny today

[elfin scarab]

today

[mild nacelle]

every time you say sex, jake delays his return

[undone lake]

oh w8 he actually left?

what the flip

[elfin scarab]

it's my image

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

this tweet aged in the funniest possible way

this tweet aged like wine because programmers didn’t disappear, we just evolved into full time ai babysitters 😭

half my workflow now is codex writing code, cursor autocomplete fighting for its life, and runable ai helped handling the boring stuff like docs and landing pages while clients still somehow describe features like “make it cleaner but also more powerful”.

turns out the hardest problem in software engineering was getting humans to explain what they actually want.

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1tjlpz6/this_tweet_aged_in_the_funniest_possible_way/

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[mild nacelle]

he cant leave

[elfin scarab]

whorequis stole it

[vernal mantle]

mnhgh

nature is so kinky

[elfin scarab]

holy shit tonkbot stfu

[stark bone]

each of you are an uneding chain of life to the begining of time.
and when u cant knock up a friend, it abruptly ENDS

[vernal mantle]

lmaoooo

[elfin scarab]

@wary ermine

[undone lake]

I would rather be a dog in japan than india

[vernal mantle]

if you believe in god then he is so kinky af

[mild nacelle]

im a bio engineered clone

[elfin scarab]

you're a freak

[vernal mantle]

people have to sex in order to survive!????

mmnhh

what person other than a pervert would make reproduction work through sex m

nmnbhgh

[undone lake]

you are going to hell just for saying this btw