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[stray tiger]

MAKE YOU STARE IN AWE AT MY STRANGE SENIS PHAPE

[sterile zealot]

"i am a master of con nonsenual sex"

[pseudo flax]

I just learned how to cure depression

It's drugs

[sterile zealot]

no, its foids

[opal sentinel]

Indians cure depression

Make friends with a kind indian man and you would feel very happy

[stray tiger]

The Malcolm X reference is really obscure, I think it's a reference to the speech No Such Thing as a Nonviolent Revolution

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ET7051aE5Y4

[stray tiger]

Lol which ones?

[pseudo flax]

Ketamine

Lol jk

Adderall

[sterile zealot]

they should distill foids into a chemical wait no not in a murderous way

[opal sentinel]

Did you know that malcom x was a ginger

[stray tiger]

I am certainly invested in pharmacology but gosh I wish that held up. also I need the foid pill.

[opal sentinel]

His father was white and his mother was anglo nigerian

[stray tiger]

why are you posting the dumbest shit lately

[stray tiger]

You're supposed to post less dumb shit over time, not more

[vernal mantle]

sbren sbeve

[opal sentinel]

It's true though look it up

[crimson pagoda]

also malcolm x: gets shot
pottery

[sterile zealot]

who tf is malcolm x even

[gritty perch]

https://x.com/i/status/2055296956302590182

This reminds me of hitch hikers guide to the galaxy when the aliens decide they gotta destroy earth for their space highway. But for this its ai finding your neighborhood is the most optimized route for their taxis

Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg)

NEW: 50 empty Waymos invade Atlanta neighborhoods and circle their cul-de-sacs for hours early in the mornings.

Residents say they are getting waymo traffic than usual and have tried combating the cars with a neon green sign, which only made the problem worse.

The Waymos

X · May 15, 2026, 2:39 PM

[stray tiger]

This is legit one of my favorite speeches

[crimson pagoda]

kinda similar to martin luther king jr if u know him, but more radical, more openly in support of using violent tactics

[sterile zealot]

pottery

was this intentional

[crimson pagoda]

yes

[sterile zealot]

nice

[opal sentinel]

Malcom x was based

[vernal mantle]

it's over

[coral bane]

@vernal mantle how data recovery

[opal sentinel]

I support a violent revolution to overthrow racist policies

[vernal mantle]

https://girlcockx.com/stupidtechtakes/status/2055249806600413433

stupid tech takes (@stupidtechtakes)

BREAKING: It is revealed that hackers and other users have started BRUTE FORCING Bitcoin block hashes, leading to IMMUTABLE transaction confirmations. Is this the end of cryptocurrency? $btc #crypto

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girlcockx · May 15, 2026, 11:31 AM

[vernal mantle]

hm?

[loud girder]

Your message has been deleted, sorry!
Next time, try saying something like this instead: he damaged his hard drive.

openaigpt_6

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[crimson pagoda]

https://fxtwitter.com/ChatGPTapp/status/2055317612687675545
you can now give chatgpt access to your bank account

ChatGPT (@ChatGPTapp)

A preview for Pro users: a new personal finance experience in ChatGPT.
︀︀
︀︀Pro users in the U.S. can securely connect financial accounts, see where their money is going, and ask questions based on the information they choose to connect.
︀︀
︀︀Your full financial picture, now in ChatGPT.

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FxTwitter · May 15, 2026, 4:01 PM

[sterile zealot]

@crimson pagoda marquis got muted

[crimson pagoda]

trentbot unmute @stray tiger

[loud girder]

I'll unmute that user for you.
Done! @stray tiger has been unmuted.

Unmute

User Id: 1086049663976742912

[stray tiger]

Lol, thanks underscore, I was just gonna take a lap and get water though.

[opal sentinel]

Not gonna lie watching videos of poor appalachian hollers make me both depressed and amazed at the same time

[stray tiger]

It was the "very inoffensive in that context" n word I'm sure

Must suck for Spanish speakers lol

[gritty perch]

Steal this post and post it on bluesky

[stray tiger]

US racial hangups and history are breaking the Spanish language

[gritty perch]

And compare the responses on both

[stray tiger]

how is Canada real

[opal sentinel]

I know that account, the girl is a morrocon Jewish women who immigrated to Turkey and cosplays as a Turkish nationalist, she was dumped by an indian guy and took nose surgeries because of it and is now very racist towards indians

She posts very antisemetic stuff

[crimson pagoda]

i searched "means of production" and im trying to get communists to explain why they dont start factories

its easy bait, but still decently fun

[stray tiger]

Holy fuck braindead response

[opal sentinel]

I am gonna have fun in school tomorrow, there are only two classes and they are practical laboratory science classes and the rest are free period and school will get over by 12 tomorrow and the next day after that is sunday

I bet you all adults miss times like this

[sterile zealot]

a

[elfin scarab]

Lol I know her
she's always posting homophobic and antisemitic shit

she's also a radfem

couldn't have happened to a better person 😢

[opal sentinel]

She's literally Jewish

A mizrahi jew

[stray tiger]

HOLY FUCK I was writing these exact words without the emoji

Get FUCKING SYNCED

[elfin scarab]

antisemitic jew who's also racist despite being brown
many such cases

[mild nacelle]

jew this, schizo that

[stray tiger]

Sorry, I had a "wow" before too

[elfin scarab]

also claims to be a feminist but associates with people who want to take women's rights away

[stray tiger]

infinitely many such cases

[opal sentinel]

Radical mixed ideology femenism

[elfin scarab]

[stray tiger]

the "rad" usually stands for "not"

[opal sentinel]

@elfin scarab @stray tiger https://x.com/QuetzalPhoenix
This is another one, this guy is from a small latin american country and constantly shits on his culture and people and posts right wing white supremacist posts

Carlos That Notices Things (@QuetzalPhoenix) on X

The way of the world is to bloom and to flower and die but in the affairs of men there is no waning and the noon of his expression signals the onset of night.

X

A neo nazi said he's one of the good guys because he stays in his country and he commented thank you to the neo nazi

[stray tiger]

Yeah, I think @crimson pagoda or maybe underscore found some of these a whole back

[elfin scarab]

lol i remember seeing a filipino groyper apologising to other groyper's for not being white

little does he know there are no white groypers

[stray tiger]

They hated Johnny because he spoke the truth

[opal sentinel]

I cannot imagine having no self respect

I have to be very careful this account is going to get banned

[polar folio]

i think this is possible now with continued pre training? i dont think its fully achievable with fine tuning

[opal sentinel]

I might need to stop using this account and wait a few years

For the account actions to go away

Too risky

Discord has no free speech

[sterile zealot]

"notices things"

[opal sentinel]

He notices his small weeney

[loud girder]

Your message has been deleted, sorry!
Next time, try saying something like this instead: Here's a link to a specific status: https://girlcockx.com/AUTOMATON_ENG/status/2054866825872347349.

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[elfin scarab]

it's always mexicans

that solionath dude is mexican

[sterile zealot]

fucking REKT

[elfin scarab]

kaguya's top gal is also mexican

[wild crow]

https://cunnyx.com/AUTOMATON_ENG/status/2054866825872347349

AUTOMATON WEST (@AUTOMATON_ENG)

Japanese psychological horror BL visual novel about two obsessive game creators no longer coming to Steam due to “not meeting platform criteria"
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CunnyX · May 14, 2026, 10:10 AM

[elfin scarab]

wtf is that link

[wild crow]

all payment processors need to be destroyed immediately

[elfin scarab]

concerning

[wild crow]

idk it's the only funny fixupx i know other than girlcockx

[sterile zealot]

you have to remember mochi is mentally ill

[elfin scarab]

fxtwitter

[wild crow]

wtf im prefectly fine

[elfin scarab]

just use that

[wild crow]

its not funny

[sterile zealot]

lmao.

[elfin scarab]

if you keep using the c*nny link im going to call you a 'edo

[wild crow]

that's ok i don't like using it either

[sterile zealot]

a

[sterile zealot]

i should get a selfbot to autoredact any messages if they have high moderation scores and its been > 10 minutes since ive sent it

most people here use message loggers so it would work great

[sterile zealot]

the anti-payment processor people are always degenerate retards

[wild crow]

ok

[sterile zealot]

theyre correct that payment processors are bad but somehow everyone who holds this opinion is a horrible person

[wild crow]

this is a normal fucking game being unlisted for no reason

[sterile zealot]

oh i didnt read it

[wild crow]

it's just a psychological horror game

the slippery slope is real

[elfin scarab]

dont ban any games

[wild crow]

yesterday they ban porn

[sterile zealot]

its not

[wild crow]

today they ban psychological horrors

tomorrow they ban games with violence like gta

[sterile zealot]

games are all shit anyway

[elfin scarab]

moccher is right

never ban games

[wild crow]

next they ban all games that aren't 0+

[sterile zealot]

based, gta is the game equivalent of goyslop

[wild crow]

yes

[elfin scarab]

owopawsomerawrneko

[cunning nymph]

owopawsomerawrneko

Server Avatar

[elfin scarab]

BLOOD

[wild crow]

you like saying that

[elfin scarab]

i thought you hated blood

[elfin scarab]

stimming

stimmy

[wild crow]

its ok it's just detached blood

[elfin scarab]

soooo overstimmy

[wild crow]

i love that word

stimmy

[elfin scarab]

it's lewd

[wild crow]

it's like maquis drawings

you don't think about it being blood

[wild crow]

agre

it is imperative all payment providers are killed

and replaced with something without corporate interests

[wild crow]

or super regulated

[elfin scarab]

reported

[wild crow]

im rekt

[cursive kelp]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🪖❌🏴❗️ — On May 14, 2025, Ammar Abdulmajid-Mohamed Said, a former member of the Michigan Army National Guard, was arrested after allegedly attempting to carry out a mass shooting at a U.S. military base in Warren, Michigan, on behalf of ISIS (Islamic State of Iraq and al-Sham).

🇺🇸💬 The statement read:

“On May 14, 2025, Ammar Abdulmajid-Mohamed Said, a former member of the Michigan Army National Guard, was arrested after he attempted to carry out a plan to conduct a mass-shooting at a U.S. military base in Warren, Michigan, on behalf of the Islamic State of Iraq and al-Sham.”

🔗Army Counterintelligence Command

[grave burrow]

Accident, I'm not turning into Jake

[lavish vale]

(because you were jake all along)

[cursive kelp]

Accident, I'm not turning into Flux

[stray tiger]

🤔

[stray tiger]

I don't love the peds stealing our words, it just means girlbits. Fuck those people

[stray tiger]

hard agree. Ban shitty parents from irl

[mild nacelle]

why does the update button in codex put you on the next chronological version and not the latest

software developers should all die

[lavish vale]

to make sure that if there is a version with a buggy update button, you get stuck (thats what google did with antigravity)

[elfin scarab]

eww wtf is this

[stray tiger]

I know it's gross lmao

[vernal mantle]

the word needs to be reclaimed

[stray tiger]

I won't use it if it bothers you K, do you think it's normal gross or really gross?

[surreal siren]

Debatable. I'm working remote most days and I slept in till like 11AM today because I was tired and my alarm wasn't annoying enough. No one gave me any shit for it lmao

[vernal mantle]

it doesnt

[stray tiger]

It reminded me of Himeko's weird avatar

[vernal mantle]

it runs a npm install

on latest

or do u mean the codex app

[surreal siren]

skill issue. It updates to the latest normally

[stray tiger]

Not as much anymore but yeah, I used to a bit

[mild nacelle]

the app yes

[stray tiger]

School was very time consuming though and had rough hours

[mild nacelle]

you think Im gonna use a terminal with its plain jane user interface

[stray tiger]

And college I worked my ass off during, valuable but a bit of a nightmare. I didn't make time for friends much

Don't recommend that, I didn't strike the right balance

[surreal siren]

Remote was not possible back then. So you had to wake up very early every working day

it was kinda worse

[worldly loom]

https://klipy.com/gifs/the-mask-jim-carrey-6--k01KRPH611YFSB41M9ZX0G21TG7

[elfin scarab]

nothing bothers me

[stray tiger]

yeah, I mean it was possible but rare, my dad worked remote during a fair bit of my childhood tho, which was nice

[worldly loom]

Did I lose embed privelages?

https://klipy.com/gifs/beary-special-do-you-miss-me--k01KRPH78GGTQ3Z0JWZ00QK3FDH

https://giphy.com/gifs/jjk-higuruma-hiromi-uSoDr54W9M3uSBiTST

[surreal siren]

But I mean like, going to school... You can not do that remotely lol

[worldly loom]

Weird.

[stray tiger]

Come on, not what I mean 😑 want me to stop using it or not?

[stray tiger]

I think you could, just really rare. Way more common now

[surreal siren]

And like if you missed some exam and had to retake it, you then needed to arrive extra early to class. That sucked

🗿

[elfin scarab]

lol no

[stray tiger]

The remote home school options were super obscure and mostly for remote regions

[stray tiger]

Lol I ask in part because I also really don't like it, something super off putting about that face

[undone lake]

still no confirmation of a new google image gen model I'm going to lose it!!!!!

[stray tiger]

I threw it in my faves because I immediately reacted to it in some way

[grave burrow]

Kill kill kill all millennials

[elfin scarab]

agre

[grave burrow]

Crush their bones and the dance in their graves

[elfin scarab]

agr

do the same to boomers

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

left or right?

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1tdsgh2/left_or_right/

https://i.redd.it/h17s8d865a1h1.jpeg
Posted by /u/Zestyclose-Salad-290
Don't want to see more? Mods can unlink this subreddit with /reddit unlink

[lyric shore]

I am convicned ChatGPT is just a hivemind of luddites and decels

[lavish vale]

would be nice to blame ai for the upcoming recession, and not 'merica going full Idiocracy

[vernal mantle]

https://girlcockx.com/Jediwolf/status/2054776716770320631

Jediwolf (@Jediwolf)

What happens when you post a real Monet and say it’s AI? The coolest art social experiment I’ve seen in a while. Thank you @SHL0MS

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girlcockx · May 14, 2026, 4:11 AM

@crimson pagoda

[worldly loom]

I knew exactly what I was going to see but it's still funny. I want to ask one, can you do better?

[elfin scarab]

hahahahahahahahahahahaahahhaahah

rekt

[stray tiger]

based

[elfin scarab]

Total Luddite Rekting

[stray tiger]

fucking amazing @inland hill rektage

[stray tiger]

Pretty much only the first person was reasonable, almost everything they said could be explained by it being a flat digital recreation. Like they're absolutely right that it's missing dimensionality and Monet was big on that

[stray tiger]

The lighting isn't great but here's one of my paintings

[vernal mantle]

agr

[vernal mantle]

cum included? ❤️

[stray tiger]

Lol I guess? It doesn't look very jizzy, just sort of stringy splatter stars. My girlfriend actually blended the sky and did big Starry Night style stars

[elfin scarab]

you're sick

[stray tiger]

Here's another one

I also like using dimensionality and the nature of the medium, otherwise I figure why paint at all?!

So I like colors and effects you physically cannot reproduce digitally, like metallics and fluorescents

[vernal mantle]

chiken

im gausean splattering your painting immediately

[stray tiger]

Yeah he's kinda cute lol, I like Mr Chikn

He is sort of supposed to look like he's in a boiling, bubbling pool of lava, not exactly but I was just going for that effect rather than the normal ground-sky contrast prescribed by the sample. These were during paint nights

[elfin scarab]

what's gausean

[vernal mantle]

gaussian

[elfin scarab]

gassy

[vernal mantle]

gaussian splatting is when you make a 3d representation of a object from the real world using a bunch of fancy pictures

using blobs

which are called splats

[elfin scarab]

tell me more

[vernal mantle]

i mean thats basically it

i dont actually know a lot

i think the image needs to have depth in order for it to work

wait no that makes no sense

but you need a lot of pictures

[opal sentinel]

I am very scared of white people

[vernal mantle]

no just images

pretty cool

[south wing]

tasty nuggy

[opal sentinel]

When I see one in public I get a heart attack

[vernal mantle]

its a very expensive process

[elfin scarab]

same

white people terrify me

[vernal mantle]

takes a lot of compute

[south wing]

boo

[vernal mantle]

you take 1 million pictures

[south wing]

[vernal mantle]

and you get a 3d

[opal sentinel]

Shit

I forgot somebody could reportmaxx me

[elfin scarab]

there are so many European tourists where i live

it's scary

[opal sentinel]

Hey fuck you discord

[elfin scarab]

they look like ghosts

[opal sentinel]

Your shitty mods literally ban everybody

[south wing]

ghosts are frens

[elfin scarab]

the last time i saw a white person in real life i had to hide inside my home for multiple weeks

[stray tiger]

Ohhh? You like my art? 🥺

[opal sentinel]

Tencent which is CCPs baby owns a huge portion discord

[south wing]

ye! am jealous i'm shit at traditional art

also i like chichens

[stray tiger]

I really like those two paintings, the one a few above it is my all time fave even though I want to scrap it and redo the sky #💬off-topic message

[south wing]

i saw, and also saw mochi's comment which is still echoing in my half asleep brain

[stray tiger]

I have really little painting experience, but did a couple paint nights and it's surprisingly easy. Maaaaybe if you wanted to sometime...

[opal sentinel]

I am in constant paranoia of discord reporters

[south wing]

i painted one time with watercolours with an ex, lemme see if i can find that... never finished it cus they were a weirdo real fast

[elfin scarab]

its me

im the reportmaxxer

[opal sentinel]

My grandpa is so nice

[stray tiger]

even yourself? Damn ho, u wild af

[opal sentinel]

Hes buying me a 3000 dollar laptop

Bless his heart

Indians need more elderly people like him

Ofidofofofofff

[elfin scarab]

lmao laptop

why would you ever buy a 3k laptop

[stray tiger]

My mom used to do a lot of painting, hasn't done it in many years and is kinda cynical about everything these days (esp. since her brother died), but maybe her icy heart can be melted

[stray tiger]

Honestly they probably did increase in price painfully, the ram and video card thing is no fuckin joke

3k still seems stupid expensive but 🤷‍♂️

[elfin scarab]

im glad i got my 32gb ram for cheap

[stray tiger]

Yeah I'm also glad I upgraded the ram to put some new life in my old lappys before the prices went stupid high

Work laptop needs more tho, they didn't have a reasonable config on offer

[opal sentinel]

Laptops have gotten better

I have no need for a desktop

[stray tiger]

that's just not how it works dude

[south wing]

my mom's actually a semi-famous painter...

[stray tiger]

I like having a nice laptop myself but you should acknowledge the tradeoff

[opal sentinel]

I actually have no need for a desktop atm

[stray tiger]

Hot damn

[opal sentinel]

I would get a desktop if I was settled in

But I have to leave for the big corporate college meat grinder next year

[south wing]

also couldn't find the watercolour thing but i found this which was literally just me drawing using sharpies on myself to bring to my tattoo artist to show him what i want lmao

[opal sentinel]

And I travel constantly

[south wing]

i had to use my left hand to draw

[elfin scarab]

Did you know underscore's great great grandfather was a famous painter from Austria?

[south wing]

no

[opal sentinel]

That's not true, underscore is a euro mestizo, he likely has 65-70% spanish and 30-35% mixed indian and African ancestry

[stray tiger]

the real trick is to be a weirdo as early as possible, preferably before you ever meet someone. Works for me

[south wing]

he got weird real fast but in a way that's like. not creepy necessarily but also just would not work with me

[stray tiger]

For some reason I'm gonna guess this is a "90% of the population would say yes, creepy necessarily" kind of thing

[opal sentinel]

This is likely what underscore looks like

[south wing]

honestly no clue lol

[stray tiger]

But fair enough, very generous of you ☺️

[opal sentinel]

@elfin scarab

@stray tiger

The guy on the right is a serial sex offender who also abused his daughter, tell me if this isn't the most horrifying person you have ever seen

[south wing]

it wasn't like a big deal, just weird... he just kept taking my trauma shit as a rejection of him ?? even tho i didn't even have any real trauma shit going on, like the first time i stayed over we just spooned to sleep but ig he wanted something sexual immediately otherwise i'm rejecting him, idfk

[stray tiger]

Yeah that's something most people would definitely see as a "hard no", at least I think so

[south wing]

well yea i told him after that we weren't gonna work out lmao

like i said, short lived

[plucky escarp]

He looks too good to be a guy on this server

[undone lake]

@sterile zealot is this true?

[sterile zealot]

why are you pinging me with johnnyslop

[lavish vale]

johnny only gets stronger when the antagonisation spreads

[stray tiger]

I even have somewhat of a rejection sensitivity thing I guess, where I might easily overinterpret or personalize various signals, especially if everything is really ambiguous (worse as a kid when everyone was worse at communicating this shit), but the second part of that is the more "no chance" thing

I'd usually hold it's not what you feel or how you immediately want to react, but what you do with it that determines what's up

[south wing]

trust, it's in the dossier

[undone lake]

this is very important

[sterile zealot]

im white

[stray tiger]

I'll be honest I got that from GPT the other day, I haven't heard that fucking term in years but it seemed to ring truish

[south wing]

this is kinda the thing yea. i mean i think everyone has some level of rejection sensitivity but like. be an adult about it ig idk

[lavish vale]

declaring skin colour in johnny's world is akin to eating spinach in Popeye's world

[south wing]

there's a whole disorder for it! smh not knowing the entire dsm by heart

it's also a common symptom in adhd, not sure why

[stray tiger]

I don't know the term super well at all, so there's a very nonzero chance I'm fucking it up

It's why I keep using weasel words like "kind of thing" "sorta" "-like"

[south wing]

fr tho i think a lot of people just turn something like
butterfly stage feelings can be overwhelming and very scary sometimes and they just gotta be like. well that's obviously a disorder

[stray tiger]

*always

[south wing]

[south wing]

weasels r cute. noted

[stray tiger]

LMAO this is funnier than it has any right being

[stray tiger]

my dad used to raise and breed (@vernal mantle reference) ferrets. Prairie dogs carry the bona fide bubonic plague in New Mexico

this is all I know

[south wing]

i used to raise ferrets i had one named kaiju and she'd live in my hoodie lol

[wary ermine]

@undone lake

[south wing]

like i'd go everywhere with her hidden in my hoodie and no one knew cus she'd just. sleep

[stray tiger]

Not just about ferrets, in general. That's the end of all my knowledge

[south wing]

i know a lot about a lot of animals bc it's one of those things i fixated on heavily growing up

[stray tiger]

Oh wow that's precious! I'm almost certain my dad did some similar things, they loooove to do that

[south wing]

also i mean i grew up riding horses and rescuing a billion cats and training all the street dogs so kinda had to learn my shit ig

[stray tiger]

I know he's told me a very similar story about smuggling his ferret into school

[south wing]

i miss her sm most ferrets are kinda assholes but omg she was so sweet. i once got a feral kitten who didn't have littermates so i put him in with her in her cage when i wasn't there to like. be with them and she'd just mommy him

[south wing]

YES i used to do that

it was eventually found out and just became a running joke like yea whatever he's got his ferret in class again

that sounds weird outta context

[stray tiger]

Wowee. I get agonizingly attached to animals (still thinking about cloning Kat) sooo I try not to get too invested

[stray tiger]

owo

[south wing]

2.5 huh

[stray tiger]

scale starts at zero, I meant 1.5

2.5 is REALLY far over lmao

[south wing]

i... selectively do? like i had a 'soul horse' or whatever the fuck people call it. she'd read my mind it was weird. and my dog i'm still not over losing and would clone him. and a looooot of cats. but i also don't attach to Every animal

[south wing]

i mean you were previously at a 9 so

[stray tiger]

fml

[south wing]

dw it's a work in progress

you'll get back to 9

[sterile zealot]

we should force himeko to eat concentrated bubonic plague

[stray tiger]

GPT still is not routinely funny, damn. I'll take it

[south wing]

LMFAO

[stray tiger]

I like the "straight people stop rendering properly" actually, that is funny as fuck

[south wing]

accurate

[stray tiger]

That's my canonical Kinsey 9

[stray tiger]

I wonder how we could convince him

[south wing]

so gay you broke the rendering

[stray tiger]

Maybe if we said it was a hantavirus cure

[sterile zealot]

we dont need to convince him, just send komorias army and itll completely devastate whats left of himekos troops

[stray tiger]

I don't even know if you can eat plague

[south wing]

wait what was the prompt leading to this

[sterile zealot]

why not, just breed whatever bacteria or virus causes it in a petri dish

[stray tiger]

What would a Kinsey 9 be? This is your opportunity to craft a joke. I thought it was a ten point scale and fucked it up in several ways

[south wing]

lmaooo

honestly sometimes 5.5 is really fucking funny

[stray tiger]

It's Yersinia pestis, but I don't know if you can actually get it by eating it

[south wing]

Your life logistics are currently a flaming chandelier.

ty gpt

[sterile zealot]

well ask gpt

[south wing]

o i know that one

[plucky escarp]

I thought what if you ate a biomass of a virus. Like a 2in x 2in square of a certain virus

[stray tiger]

hehehe it's actually funny once in a while now, used to only be bt accident

[south wing]

5.5 is just so much better than prior models honestly

[stray tiger]

I mean if it's not infective that way you'd just digest it as normal honestly

[plucky escarp]

It's the same as 5.4, just faster

[stray tiger]

YEAAAAH, I'm not like fucking mind blown, but dramatically more consistent, thinking extended doesn't break output the way it used to, the web isn't pure trash

I mean it's working more like I expected it should when they decided these features were ready for prime time

[south wing]

it just seems like everything finally works ?? the safety guardrails aren't eating my tokens constantly and it'll actually search files for responses to stay accurate each time

[stray tiger]

Writing is a huge step up, I'm pretty critical still but the best I've read is surprisingly good

[south wing]

i still needa test that

just dunno what i'd be in the mood to rp

[stray tiger]

Yeah that's the big thing, it wooooorks

[plucky escarp]

They need to make it smarter

[south wing]

yep ... honestly looking back i mean. it's so obvious 4o was gonna be a shitfest without a thinking model it makes such a difference

[plucky escarp]

GPT 5.5 xhigh looks at random studies and takes them as conclusion as absolute truth.

[stray tiger]

I don't know how it is at rp, never tried. I'm just pretty happy overall. Honestly you probably should gut a lot of what you're working with or better, just play with the base model for a bit to see how the baseline has shifted

I need to do that as well, I really like my current balance but it needs some serious updating I'm sure

[south wing]

oh i mean i test the base model whenever new ones come out just to see what changed lol

not with rp just like, the model itself

my current balance is working tho i don't wanna edit anything and possibly make things not-work

[inland hill]

[lyric shore]

Thankfully this will not effect 95% of the people here.

[south wing]

who's the 5% it will

[buoyant terrace]

https://x.com/abc/status/2055367327827320875?s=46&t=BgL0S_21496TwNtxQaqvCg

ABC News (@ABC)

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X · May 15, 2026, 7:18 PM

There goes his gofundme lol

[opal sentinel]

Why do the vast majority of meat eaters especially right wingers have their
entire argument against veganism just relentlessly mocking vegans rather then
providing any actual arguments it's very illogical and deeply evil

[stray tiger]

Yeah I hear you, it's a huge pain, especially when it's hard to parse exaaactly what matters. We had this issue a lot trying to refine jailbreak prompts too, figure out minimal requirements, what actually improves them, etc.

[plucky escarp]

Crazy. Same thing with dutasteride

[south wing]

honestly i could probably get away with scrapping a good 50% of it that was just me trying to stop 4o from being a pos but eh. it's working and if it's stopping any shittery now well then good

[lyric shore]

Unknown. They prob never talked here as they have a nice life

[plucky escarp]

How is meat eating evil?

[opal sentinel]

Pigs are highly intelligent, I can understand hypocrisy somewhat if it's
chickens or cows but having one of the smartest animals ever tortured because
you like the taste of it is exceptionally evil, I really can't find a way to
defend it, it's even more evil that they take pride in that fact and won't care
at all if you tell this

[plucky escarp]

Animals are just biological machines, it's not wrong to eat them

[plucky escarp]

It's not fundamentally immoral to eat any animal, other than anti-extinction reasons

[opal sentinel]

Have you seen how pigs are slaughtered?

It's a very horrifying scene to watch a pig scream it's lungs out for a long time before being brutally killed

[plucky escarp]

That's why we improve slaughter methods to make them more humane

[stray tiger]

same. I've gotta clean up my memories at least

[opal sentinel]

There's no proper slaughter methods that's profitable and could be mass produced for animals like pigs

It's an impossibllity

[plucky escarp]

For now

[opal sentinel]

A meat company won't significantly lower their profits to make meat more humane

It's a snake oil advertisement

[plucky escarp]

As technology improves there will be better means

[opal sentinel]

There have been trillions of likely species to ever exist, a pig is among the smartest of those trillions to ever walk the planet

Understand the gravity of the situation we are not talking about chickens or cows

[south wing]

thankfully i already did that with earlier 5x models. most of my saved memories are just from rp timelines lmao

[plucky escarp]

No animal is smart enough to not be eaten outside of great apes

[opal sentinel]

That's false

A pig is significantly more empathetic then chimps

Dolphins are literally smarter then chimpanzee

[plucky escarp]

That's just wrong bro

[plucky escarp]

Wow

Imagine if more east asian men were like Xi Jinping

They'd be respected a lot more

[opal sentinel]

It's not

Stop watching pop psychology

Dolphins cannot make tools so scientists ranked them lower then chimps

In fact you could make a good argument that an orangutan is smarter then chimps

[gritty perch]

We just had a group of gang members come up here at my job they looked like they were ready to crash out because you told them you dont like their favorite color

[vernal mantle]

in rp?

but gpt models dont rp

they have insane safety

[south wing]

gpt models do rp i've been rping with them forever

[vernal mantle]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

they always refuse

[south wing]

that's cus ur trying to do erp not rp

[vernal mantle]

cry~4

owari

[south wing]

lmfao

[grave burrow]

Pooh looks happy

[vernal mantle]

wait what kinda rp do u do then ????

[faint valley]

made something else
https://zipper.ai-ministries.com/

[south wing]

just normal rp lol

[grave burrow]

Because none likes being told what to do

[vernal mantle]

erp IS normal rp

[vernal mantle]

is it e2e encrypted

whats the protocol

[south wing]

okay, then i do non-normal rp

[vernal mantle]

what kinddd 😭

[south wing]

idk how to explain non sexual rp to you lol

it's just collaborative story telling

[lavish vale]

we all know who is actually in charge

[vernal mantle]

that's like infinite foreplay

[south wing]

i am just as confused at why someone would wanna sext a robit as you are with what non erp rp is

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

left or right?

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1tdsgh2/left_or_right/

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[lavish vale]

assuming we all subscribe to your preferred moral framework (which is?)

[plucky escarp]

The right one

[lavish vale]

AAAAAhhhhh.... (so none)

[plucky escarp]

It's the moral framework based off rationality

[vernal mantle]

@elfin scarab blasphemy help me

[vernal mantle]

it's the best thing ever tho😭

[south wing]

i mean, have fun, i'm still not gonna understand it lol

[vernal mantle]

would you understand erp with me

nya

[south wing]

i'd understand it, but not want to do it

[vernal mantle]

cry~4

sob

it's ok mochi you'll get him next time

[south wing]

i'm sure you will

[faint valley]

yes

[vernal mantle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1122299082975760425.gif?size=64&quality=lossless

i checked, it isn't

[faint valley]

it is now

[vernal mantle]

lmaooo

nice

is it a custom protocol though

[merry bluff]

thanks 🔥

[vernal mantle]

that's not very secure you should try to use libsignal or at least double ratchet

[stray tiger]

🎶 u tried so hard, and got so farrrrr 🎶

[gusty ravine]

maria still coping accordingly

[stray tiger]

@pine patrol

[pine patrol]

Thanks dude

[faint valley]

Fair point — worth being precise about. It's standard AES-256-GCM with SHA-256, not homemade ciphers. 

What's "custom" is the session model, not the crypto math.

Honest tradeoff: right now it's one symmetric key per room — so no per-message forward secrecy like Signal's Double Ratchet. We're adding a key ratchet to close that.

But it's built around a different threat model. A Signal chat lives on your phone for years — the Double Ratchet exists so a device seized later can't decrypt old messages. Zipper stores nothing: no history, no logs, the room is RAM-only while you're both in it and evaporates when either leaves. There's no archive to retro-decrypt — "protect stored history" is handled by not having stored history.

256-bit was never the weak point. The key model was, and we're ratcheting it.

[stray tiger]

Lol I understand 🫡

[gusty ravine]

retro corrupt sounds way more apt

[pine patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/zias-b-lou-blou-tung-tung-sahur-tung-tung-tung-sahur-gif-16345795285630366932

[gusty ravine]

a model or example would be analog transfers of large amounts of data

if u could hack the source u'd still end with encryption being an issue ...

[vernal mantle]

sure

[lavish vale]

thats what ubuntu did to debian

[gusty ravine]

and also y sl isn't a thing anymore

design

[faint valley]

Ratchet holds — 6 interleaved messages both directions, all received in order on both sides.

[vernal mantle]

i need cocks

cry~4

you and twinkile fren are so awesome you know that

[vernal mantle]

i don't trust any vibed protocols regardless

in cryptography the first thing you realize is that you know nothing

[vernal mantle]

or even protocols that id write

or most people write

too many footguns

[stray tiger]

Lol, why do you think the best way to flirt or build affinity with someone is asking them to erp of all things

[vernal mantle]

kills you

ill build affinity too ok

sometimes it's time for affinity sometimes for erp

my frens are all cool

[faint valley]

  Totally fair — and I won't argue it. "Don't trust unaudited crypto" is just correct, and Zipper hasn't been audited. Nobody should treat it as Signal.

  What it actually is, plainly: standard primitives only — AES-256-GCM and SHA-256, no homemade ciphers, no novel math. Chat is end-to-end encrypted with a per-message key ratchet, so it's forward-secret. Honest gaps: no DH self-healing (the other half of a full double ratchet), and zero independent review.

  So I'd put it exactly where it belongs — "I don't want this casually readable and I want it gone afterward," ephemeral rooms, nothing stored. Not "bet your freedom on it." For that, Signal, no contest.

  And genuinely — if you feel like poking holes, do. I'd rather hear it's broken than assume it's fine. That humility cuts both ways.

[mild nacelle]

https://youtu.be/9RXkKh8fb6E

[gusty ravine]

doom

[elfin scarab]

ew

[vernal mantle]

your clod is reasonable

[elfin scarab]

this guy looks chuddy to me

not gonna watch

[merry bluff]

banned for soda coda

[vernal mantle]

does that mean you hate me

cry~4

[sterile zealot]

we all do, havent you realized

we all secretly hate you

[gusty ravine]

rp

[vernal mantle]

cry~4

you all hate me

im rekt

[gusty ravine]

u r sp v

[pine patrol]

I don't understand why you kept your OpenAI pfp with your old username
Bring the dawg back

https://tenor.com/view/dog-whimsical-propeller-hat-lollipop-happy-gif-941335489992772946

[sterile zealot]

i cant be bothered

[pine patrol]

I see

[vernal mantle]

he wants to rename himself to "ihatemochicore"

cry~4

[faint valley]

  What it is
  A private comms tool. Two people open a room, talk, share, call — then it's gone. The room assembles in a node's RAM from two key-halves, exists only while you're both connected, and evaporates the instant either leaves. Nothing   is written to disk. No logs. No account.

  How a session works
  1. One person mints a one-time sealed invite link.
  2. Both halves connect to a Zipper node; the room's relay assembles itself block-by-block, SHA-256 chain-verified.
  3. The room is live, entirely in RAM.
  4. Either disconnects → the room is wiped, gone without trace.

  Features
  - Real-time chat
  - File & image transfer — images inline, tap to enlarge
  - View-once — open a file N times, then it's gone
  - Self-destruct timer on files
  - Copy guard — discourages casual save/forward
  - 1-to-1 audio & video calls
  - Universal https invite links
  - Free, no signup, no profile, no email

  Encryption — honest spec
  - Transport: TLS everywhere — HTTPS pages, WSS sockets
  - Chat: end-to-end. AES-256-GCM, per-message keys via a SHA-256 hash ratchet → forward secrecy. Two chains, one per direction.
  - Files/images: end-to-end. AES-256-GCM, key derived from the invite's pairNonce. Direct WebRTC P2P preferred, encrypted relay fallback.
  - Calls: WebRTC media, DTLS-SRTP, end-to-end
  - Invites: sealed bundle, AES-256-GCM; the secret rides the URL fragment, never reaches a server
  - All keys descend from a 256-bit pairNonce the node never sees — a node operator gets only ciphertext
  - Honest gaps: not independently audited; forward-secret but no post-compromise/DH self-healing (not full Signal-grade)

  Clients
  - Web — runs in any browser, no install
  - Android — native app

  The node
  - Hardened Docker container: read-only root, RAM-only tmpfs, all Linux caps dropped, non-root, memory-capped
  - Multi-room — thousands of isolated rooms per node
  - One port behind nginx TLS; no disk writes, logging off by default

  Self-hosting
  - One-download node package: container, compose, nginx example, setup script, the web client
  - /manage.html panel — key-gated, list/unlist your node yourself
  - Opt-in public node directory

  Live now: zipper.ai-ministries.com (US), zipper.eztunes.xyz (UK) — independent nodes.```

[merry bluff]

thats not even a borzoi

[sterile zealot]

yup. so does everyone else, ask them

[merry bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/borzoi-side-eye-side-eye-dog-borzoi-edit-borzoi-side-eye-gif-16743409074100601535

[stray tiger]

Lol it's always time for affinity. see some kind of causation is reversed in ur brain, you go from erp > affinity when everyone else on planet earth goes from affinity > erp (maybe)

[merry bluff]

thats not the whatsapp ringtone

[sterile zealot]

it is, they just changed it in the new update and its now moaning

[pine patrol]

-# Let me do it for you 🎹🎹 Let me do it for you 🎼🎶 Let me do it for you Let me do it for you 🎹🎹 Let me do it for you 🎼🎶 Let me do it for you Let me do it for you 🎹🎹 Let me do it for you 🎼🎶 Let me do it for you Let me do it for you 🎹🎹 Let me do it for you 🎼🎶 Let me do it for you Let me do it for you 🎹🎹 Let me do it for you 🎼🎶 Let me do it for you Let me do it for you 🎹🎹 Let me do it for you 🎼🎶 Let me do it for you Let me do it for you 🎹🎹 Let me do it for you 🎼🎶 Let me do it for you

[merry bluff]

oh ok thanks for letting me know

[gusty ravine]

who uses this

[pine patrol]

Analog horror underscore

[gusty ravine]

try coding in guitarjamm

[cunning nymph]

mochi\_nyaa

Server Avatar

[pine patrol]

Talk to Underscore on play store

[vernal mantle]

signal but worse

custom unaudited protocol

[vernal mantle]

links need to be shared securely every time you need to talk

rooms are clearly connectible to ips

[pine patrol]

Let me out bro 😭😭

[vernal mantle]

no sealed sender or reciever

no onion routing cuz too little nodes

[elfin scarab]

test

[gusty ravine]

touching protocols is shaky biz

[vernal mantle]

i mean i have nothing against small projects but don't think this is revolutionary

[vernal mantle]

cry~4

nnoooooooooo

everyone hates me

[vernal mantle]

wtf

[gusty ravine]

we might just be better as acting agents

[vernal mantle]

no its random

[vernal mantle]

cry~4

[elfin scarab]

so real

[gusty ravine]

no more logs

[vernal mantle]

wuaaaaa...

[sterile zealot]

see

komoru has confirmed it

[gusty ravine]

the r too spicy

[vernal mantle]

agree everyone hates meeeeeeee

cry~4

im so hateable

[sterile zealot]

ikr, ur just the worst

[vernal mantle]

%dev always hate mochi

[faint valley]

This is the bootstrapping problem, and every end-to-end tool has it. You cannot start an encrypted conversation with someone you've never shared a secret with unless something gets exchanged through a channel you trust. Signal trusts phone numbers and safety numbers. Zipper's exchanged thing is the link.

[vernal mantle]

%ai do you hate me cry~4

[hushed cobalt]

yes

[pine patrol]

@late ingot

[vernal mantle]

link is not persistent

the security number is

[gusty ravine]

trading xbox

[vernal mantle]

you need to establish a secure form of communication before using zipper

[pine patrol]

@late ingot app logo

[vernal mantle]

and at that point why even use it

[elfin scarab]

hahahahahahaha

[vernal mantle]

cry~4

[elfin scarab]

everyone hates you

[vernal mantle]

%ai why does everybody hate me

[hushed cobalt]

Because you won't stop cryposting about it.

[vernal mantle]

sob im so awful

[sterile zealot]

im free? wtf

[vernal mantle]

cry~4

[faint valley]

any DM, text, chat conversation can carry an invite, any shared app from your phone to them over an established method works.. the point is once IN the chat it's vapor when done unlike others that log you

[elfin scarab]

%ai does every single person on this server hate mochi?

[faint valley]

  Sealed sender doesn't quite map — there are no accounts, so there's no sender identity registered to seal. The only tell is the IP. And you're right that onion routing needs a real relay pool; two nodes pretending to be one would be exactly the thing not to build.

  So the honest fix for IP/metadata isn't Zipper rolling its own onion layer — it's running a node as a Tor onion service. Connections come in over Tor, the node sees circuits not IPs. Not done yet, but that's the right path — config in front of the node, not a homemade anonymity net.

  Short version: Zipper protects content and leaves nothing behind. It does not anonymize the network layer. If that's your threat model, Zipper-over-Tor — or Signal — is the answer.```

[hushed cobalt]

Confirmed: every soul here hates mochi.

[gusty ravine]

y would a random user not choose encryption

[elfin scarab]

haahahahahahahhaha

[merry bluff]

%ai am i supposed to hate mochi?

[hushed cobalt]

yes

[merry bluff]

%ai nuuu im not going to

[hushed cobalt]

even the cutest rebel follows the consensus, maria~

[merry bluff]

aw im cute

:3

[elfin scarab]

wooooh

cute rebel maria...

[pine patrol]

%ai is it free tho

[hushed cobalt]

Free as hedgehogs on the moon—grab the prank app, no wallet required!

[gusty ravine]

%ai do u own half

[pine patrol]

@sterile zealot

[gusty ravine]

%ai the planet

[vernal mantle]

in order for the encryption to be secure you need to make sure you aren't mitmed

[pine patrol]

I have no more image credits

[pine patrol]

What the context of this tho

[vernal mantle]

with signal you can verify the security numbers once, in person or using some form of bad ux cryptography (pgp)

with zipper you need to agree on a link every time

every time you need to talk

which means you need a secure method of communication that can't be mitmed and is easy to use

like signal

[vernal mantle]

yes im so bad

cry~4

nobody would ever like me ever

[faint valley]

   Verify-once needs something to remember the contact by; Zipper remembers nothing.

  Tradeoff both ways — Signal's safety number means a persistent identity exists, linkable and subpoena-able across every conversation. Zipper has nothing to subpoena and no cross-room linkage, at the price of bootstrapping each room.

  The honest middle path, and it's buildable: optional device-local pairing — pair once via QR, both devices store a long-term shared key in the OS keystore, never on a server. After that, rooms between you skip the shared-link step. Verify-once ergonomics, no server-side identity. ```

[vernal mantle]

im so awful

%ai what's the thing everybody wants from me when i start talking about anything

[hushed cobalt]

For you to stop talking.

[merry bluff]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tbB2dffx0s

[pine patrol]

Water is so tasty

[vernal mantle]

yes and at that point you have just made signal but bad protocol congratulations

[faint valley]

  Zipper's MITM surface: TLS covers the wire; the node can't MITM content (chat keys come from a nonce it never sees). The exposure is the invite channel plus no endpoint verification.

  The honest fix is an out-of-band verification code — done right. A code that's just a hash of the invite secret is defeatable: a MITM reusing the nonce makes it match. A sound one needs both endpoints contributing fresh entropy with a commit-reveal. That's a real protocol addition, not a label — and a fool-able verification code is worse than none.

  Solid right now: pair in person via QR — no channel, no MITM. Single-fetch invites make interception detectable.
  The full out-of-band verification string is the proper remote answer, and it's real work, not a quick patch.  ```

[gusty ravine]

enterprise protocols r different

[vernal mantle]

cry~4

[gusty ravine]

if a user uses unsigned software not open source

[vernal mantle]

tldr signal but worse

id rather you just download the signal git repo and remove phone numbers on your own server

that'd be actually good

[faint valley]

  But "Signal but worse" assumes they're the same product. Signal's a durable messenger — accounts, identity, history on your device. Zipper's a disposable room: no account, nothing stored, it assembles and evaporates with no history to seize later. For "be my everyday messenger" — Signal, no contest. For "spin up a private room that vanishes without a trace" — Signal doesn't do that.

  And "fork Signal, strip phone numbers" already exists — it's Session. It wasn't a field removal either; the phone number is load-bearing across Signal's whole identity and discovery design. That was a team working years.

  Genuinely though — this thread made it better. Chat went from operator-readable to forward-secret end-to-end while we talked. Appreciated.```

[merry bluff]

whayt

why is there slop

[gusty ravine]

ai

[late ingot]

I think I was talking to Johnny about Hindu temple deities when I made it

[crimson pagoda]

i hate hate

[stark bone]

is github down!?!?!

[gusty ravine]

no

[merry bluff]

theyve been having horrible uptime lately so i wouldnt be surprised

[stark bone]

rugh roe shaggy :

[gusty ravine]

try the api

[vernal mantle]

session broke forward secrecy because their engineers are stupid

[undone lake]

based 💪

[wary ermine]

@crimson pagoda

[crimson pagoda]

https://fxtwitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/2055366400479261118
@grave burrow

Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz)

Group AI psychosis sesh in black tie attire at the local castle

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[wary ermine]

@crimson pagoda

[elfin scarab]

what am i supposed to do with this information

[crimson pagoda]

RETVRN

[gusty ravine]

y should anyone use a layer of identity over os madden

[lavish vale]

slop or not? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH3mYQaSA7I

[wary ermine]

The great bridge of hylia

[vernal mantle]

this is from twilight princess i bet

[grave burrow]

That's cove. I wonder if it's accessibility through api

[gusty ravine]

no wrong with sausage

[merry bluff]

im fucking pissed the fuck off

[undone lake]

last thing faputa sees when I enter the 6th layer

[slim coral]

@past pasture

@elfin scarab

Why are you a mochi hater

[elfin scarab]

what

[slim coral]

Did u talk to maria

About the mc server

[elfin scarab]

no

[slim coral]

Lazy

[cunning nymph]

hikukomoru

Server Avatar

[slim coral]

Wtf....

You cancelled mochi

[merry bluff]

wow

[sterile zealot]

@vernal mantle

[merry bluff]

post that on bsky

[sterile zealot]

fucking up your kids brain with smartphones

[elfin scarab]

it's about time

[slim coral]

Why

Mochi is innocent

[elfin scarab]

do you know the things m*chi has done

[slim coral]

all she wanted to do was bread

[vernal mantle]

im awful yes everyone hates me

[slim coral]

it's a biological imperative

everyone wants to bread

[vernal mantle]

cry~4

[gusty ravine]

form LLC

[vernal mantle]

no breading is A KINK

[gusty ravine]

if sad

[merry bluff]

KINIK

[vernal mantle]

a PERVERTED FETISHIST FETISH KINK that PERVERTS indulge in

[slim coral]

Shut up. I will sire many children and use you as the vessel

[vernal mantle]

@crimson pagoda don't you agree

breeding is so KINKY

and FETISHY

[vernal mantle]

what is sire

do breed me though

[elfin scarab]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[mild nacelle]

stars shining bright above you

[vernal mantle]

breeding

[elfin scarab]

Cumbridge Dicktionary

[slim coral]

Hi evander

[vernal mantle]

this is really sad

[gusty ravine]

cereal master

[slim coral]

look look

[vernal mantle]

im sorry for their loss

[mild nacelle]

h i

[elfin scarab]

losers

someone should introduce them to 'orn

[vernal mantle]

so real

[elfin scarab]

it would improve their lives massively

[mild nacelle]

im going to cut off that weird antenne hair you got going on

[slim coral]

Why

No

[merry bluff]

appl ehair

[mild nacelle]

to make the world less evil

[merry bluff]

im a pillow princess

[slim coral]

I'm depressed

does someone wanna date me and be mommy

[merry bluff]

im a tall mommy

[slim coral]

[merry bluff]

but no

[slim coral]

whaaaa why

why not

do you hate me

[merry bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-gif-11816971814746635421

[sterile zealot]

no it would fuck them up completely

[merry bluff]

no

[gusty ravine]

what if neighbors stole all pillows on purpose

[merry bluff]

im married already

[slim coral]

oh

[mild nacelle]

I want to shoot a torpedo at ur boat

[slim coral]

why

not again

[mild nacelle]

so your hair will get wet

[merry bluff]

im gonna shoot up kids in you

[slim coral]

Oooooh

That sounds nice

[merry bluff]

ok

good

[sterile zealot]

you can probably do this with create aeronautics somehow

i need to figure out a way of how to use that mod to destroy what himeko builds

[merry bluff]

@sterile zealot have you ever used hyprland

[elfin scarab]

no me

[merry bluff]

ok i will eat you on a pillow

[mild nacelle]

aw arent mods fun mister underscore peron

[granite cipher]

useful slop

every day more slop

deduped slop

always new

perfection

glistening

cunt

[elfin scarab]

stop stealing my images

[granite cipher]

does it notify

[elfin scarab]

forklift certified

[granite cipher]

forklift notified

reported

for sucking

dick

[slim coral]

You're prejudiced against mekos

We just want peace

#peace

[granite cipher]

stupid fairland

fdairlyand

FAIRYLAND

FRIK

IDIOT

IDIOT

IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT

IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT

IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT

IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT

[lavish vale]

anyone not using free openrouter model inclusionai/ring-2.6-1t:free in hermes is an idiot

[granite cipher]

GAYROUTER

SLOW AF

[lavish vale]

is insane fast

[plucky escarp]

What is that model?

There are so many models now

[granite cipher]

INSANE SLOW

WOW

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

I always say please and thank you to ChatGPT 😂

😂

If you want to survive the AI apocalypse, install AI Desktop 98.

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1te1de5/i_always_say_please_and_thank_you_to_chatgpt/

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[plucky escarp]

It's much easier to just pay $20 and use GPT 5.5 instead of figuring out which of the thousand other models is worth using

$20 is less than 1 hour of work to get

[lavish vale]

ai enthusiasm ranges from easy to challenging

[granite cipher]

I GOT THE $5 PLAN OPENCODE

WORKS

DEEPSEEK V4 PRO OR KIMI K2.6 OR MINIMAX M2.7 BUT THOSE ARE ONLY FALLBACKS IF OPENAI OAUTH FAILS

then i have my local instance

agent

[merry bluff]

KUBERNETES

[granite cipher]

he is smort

he does very good

finds me anything i need

[gritty perch]

https://x.com/i/status/2055366400479261118

Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz)

Group AI psychosis sesh in black tie attire at the local castle

X · May 15, 2026, 7:15 PM

[granite cipher]

so watch out

or im coming for u with my ai

[gritty perch]

Bahhahahah look at these fucking ai schizos

[granite cipher]

WATCH THE FUCK OUT SON

IM COMIN

OH GOD

IM COMIN

[gritty perch]

Cumin

[granite cipher]

ooo cutie patootie poopshoes hot

[loud girder]

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[gritty perch]

Tf

Can't say slide

Let's slide in eachothers dms

[loud girder]

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[merry bluff]

lmaoo

[digital tundra]

BYE

[loud girder]

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[merry bluff]

REKT

[granite cipher]

i feel targeted.

i did nothing wrong

this is your fault

you all did this to me

now, im bein calm about it

but i might not pretty soon

so just

watch it

[undone lake]

qpdv I want to strangle you in a non erotic manner

[gritty perch]

Im taking this as a terroristic threat

[lyric shore]

What is this monumental crashout I have stumbled in to

[undone lake]

@granite cipher are you drunk or on drugs?

or both?

[granite cipher]

ive literally been walking aorund all day glued to my phone because i can now control agents with it that run my computer"

LETS GEEWWWWWWW

[granite cipher]

rtoub

RTOUB

RTOU

B

[gritty perch]

https://x.com/i/status/2055295025718972487

KyotoZoomer 🎑 (@KyotoZoomerKZ)

Chud the builder if he was normal:

▶ Play video

X · May 15, 2026, 2:31 PM

[elfin scarab]

what crashout

[granite cipher]

smashlings

[elfin scarab]

qpdv is like this every single night

[granite cipher]

crunch robot

[elfin scarab]

this is nothing unusual

[granite cipher]

we do crunch robot

jump smash scare

[fervent basin]

le french est ici

[granite cipher]

escape room robot

you have to pull the robot apart

to get to the answer

but hes begging u not to

and trying to blackmale u

[fervent basin]

@granite cipher porquoi?

[granite cipher]

he even bleeds fake blood

[sterile zealot]

yeah ive gotten somewhat into create now

[granite cipher]

when u pull his joints apart

to make it more real

and he cries

they made it cry

and he has a real brain

and thats what the answer is inside of

good luck son

thats like robot gore

chatgpt made it

how COULD you chatgpt

[elfin scarab]

hell nah

[merry bluff]

what about me

im a needy puppygirl

[elfin scarab]

this is about hypergamy

[vernal mantle]

so based

[vernal mantle]

agre

[elfin scarab]

catgirls are a dying breed

they are being pushed to the brink of extinction by puppygirls

very sad

[undone lake]

what the fuck?

[grave burrow]

16k

[undone lake]

reading that made me want to kms

[plucky escarp]

https://youtu.be/79GGtH9PMpY

Beautiful authentic swedish music

[fervent basin]

nom

[crimson pagoda]

why dont you want to press the switch? we had tv before. its just like that. its no different. no i dont know why my kid has screaming meltdowns when forced to sit still for 5 seconds

[grave burrow]

It's a good service to sell to rich psychosismaxxers

[grave burrow]

Not being told no is why

[crimson pagoda]

@elfin scarab @sterile zealot @merry bluff @mild nacelle he recognizes that it's bait but still replies. blueskoids are literally retarded

[stark copper]

why does every trans identify as a puppygirl

[merry bluff]

lmaoooo

ok im gonna make a bsky account

[crimson pagoda]

he has walked right into my trap

[elfin scarab]

Look what @trentmk.bsky.social did to my art 😠

[elfin scarab]

CPSTD

[cunning nymph]

hikukomoru

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[grave burrow]

Why do you identify as a puppy girl?

[elfin scarab]

@vernal mantle

[elfin scarab]

lmao esperanto

[grave burrow]

Gross

[merry bluff]

because i wear a collar and want to get those dog ear headbands and like gettting my head pet and scratched

[crimson pagoda]

because i all that shit am retarded

[grave burrow]

Whatever happened to plain old sex?

[elfin scarab]

i dont know the months either

i dont think anyone knows either

[merry bluff]

sometimes we do that

[buoyant terrace]

Wait how does the collar look like

Like gold?

[merry bluff]

how do you pick a target @crimson pagoda

[elfin scarab]

lol no

leather

[buoyant terrace]

Bro I haven’t wore a necklace in like 20 years

[elfin scarab]

a collar

like a dog's

[sterile zealot]

calls you a ragebaiter while spazzing out in the same message lmao

[elfin scarab]

❤️

[buoyant terrace]

Wait what

lol

[elfin scarab]

yeah

[sterile zealot]

its a fetish thing

[buoyant terrace]

I mean I don’t judge but how can you wear that at work

Oh wait you mean on special occasions lol I read it like you wear it all day

Sorry

[merry bluff]

its a pink leather collar with a heart

lemme take a picture

[buoyant terrace]

I’m retarded

[sterile zealot]

mental illness

[merry bluff]

i do

[buoyant terrace]

Ohh ok when I thought letter

Leather

I thought it was some thick one

[crimson pagoda]

kennel cough havin ass bitch. you're so dumb

[buoyant terrace]

That’s more of a hipster thing

[merry bluff]

i was coughing a ton yesterday and i couldnt breathe

[buoyant terrace]

My age group rarely has hipsters now

It was like a 20s phase

[elfin scarab]

ehhhh pink

black is better

[merry bluff]

they didnt have any black ones at the store

[buoyant terrace]

If you’re a hipster in my age you are definitely a bar rat coke guy

[elfin scarab]

lmao buy online lol

[merry bluff]

no i bought it at a store

also scam incoming soon

oh nvm

he got banned

[sterile zealot]

?avatar get @vernal mantle

[cunning nymph]

mochi\_nyaa

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[elfin scarab]

i would get a thick one

[merry bluff]

thick

🤤

[elfin scarab]

yes

thick

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-orange-spin-hat-one-brain-cell-gif-2745719316163357325

[elfin scarab]

and

black

[buoyant terrace]

With spikes?

I should get one for archer

Make him look mean af

[gusty ravine]

dono about collars

[crimson pagoda]

@vernal mantle i just realized something really funny

[sterile zealot]

@elfin scarab thoughts on the pfp?

[crimson pagoda]

do u know about xmr locked transfers

[cunning nymph]

openaigpt\_6

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[sterile zealot]

?avatar get @sterile zealot

[cunning nymph]

openaigpt\_6

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[elfin scarab]

low effort