💬off-topic

[elfin scarab]

Lisbon is a shidhole

[grave burrow]

The balls on this guy

[elfin scarab]

why is there a headless corpse next to the bed

[grave burrow]

It's Maria's headless corpse

[abstract dagger]

iay

i may

we will see

where are the best clubs

i like to party

and i heard portuguese women are very beautiful

[elfin scarab]

in the country?
That's Porto
Best nightlife in Portugal

[abstract dagger]

porto it is

[elfin scarab]

there are lots of British people there too

they love to drink

[abstract dagger]

me too

[sterile zealot]

why, too many immigrants?

[lavish vale]

if i was british i would drink too

[grave burrow]

Best things out of Brazil

[undone lake]

oh my...

[abstract dagger]

nightlife in uk is expensive

you can easily spend like 300 quid on alcohol in a night

[undone lake]

I wish alcohol was that expensive for qpdv as well

drinking is one of the few things I've never really gotten into thankfully

[lavish vale]

the trick is to smuggle in your own drinks to match the bar, student drinking 101

[grave burrow]

This is why I drink alone

[loud girder]

alka_rino

Transcript from Groq

Thank you.

[undone lake]

or join a fraternity and enjoy the free alcohol every week

or study association whatever it's called in english

[lavish vale]

i'd prefer to keep my butt virginity (at least when i was a student)

[grave burrow]

Don't they have to get graped to join up?

[loud girder]

alka_rino

Transcript from Groq

Thank you.

[undone lake]

the one for your course, not the one with the weird hazing rituals

[granite cipher]

jibbity

[undone lake]

this is what a hazing ritual int he netherlands looks like

they look like prisoners in auswitch

[elfin scarab]

lmao i was gonna say "Is this Dachau?"

[granite cipher]

i been exercisin all day

[lavish vale]

where's Kristi Noem?

[granite cipher]

standing at my desk

I LIKE STANDING DESK

[abstract dagger]

tbh

[granite cipher]

YAY

IK CAN DANCE

[abstract dagger]

pres is good

[granite cipher]

AT STANDIN DESK

YESSSSSSSSS

[abstract dagger]

i used to drink like a liter of vodka a day

when i was seriously partying

it was awesome

[granite cipher]

EW

IDIOT

[elfin scarab]

it smells like piss, filled with scammers and pickpockets

[solemn kiln]

@abstract dagger visit Vienna

[undone lake]

[abstract dagger]

i did in march

it was beautiful

also went to salzburg

and hallstatt

i loved hallstatt

[undone lake]

in belgium a dude even died during a hazing ritual because he was forced to eat a hamster that was still alive

[abstract dagger]

and bratislava

[solemn kiln]

Did u go to Prague

[elfin scarab]

wtf is wrong with belgians

[abstract dagger]

sadly not

but its on the list

[elfin scarab]

this is why they don't deserve to be a country

[undone lake]

that's why they should be annexed

[abstract dagger]

i have to travel everywhere

[solemn kiln]

It’s good. Remember to go to baguette boulevard

[abstract dagger]

it just takes time

[undone lake]

yes

[abstract dagger]

will do

i want to travel the whole world

other than india or australia

i want to visit dagestan

[elfin scarab]

When are you visiting Ukraine, the Congo, Sudan, Palestine, and Myanmar?

[abstract dagger]

if ukraine wasnt mid war id love to

[undone lake]

easiest report in my life

[elfin scarab]

I think Trent visited Ukraine

during the start of the war

[undone lake]

this guy...

[sterile zealot]

if i get a strike on my account for this i will fucking hate you

[sterile zealot]

he did not

what

[elfin scarab]

or was it Poland

[sterile zealot]

poland yeah

[lavish vale]

ukraine should gamify their drone killbot tech, put it online

[elfin scarab]

oh yeah

[undone lake]

you will get a strike either way, but you'll think it was because of me

[sterile zealot]

he was helping with the ukrainian refugees in warsaw

[undone lake]

dw I don't report

[elfin scarab]

Why didn't Trent volunteer to fight
we need to shame him for it

[lavish vale]

sure ( 😉 )

[elfin scarab]

we also need to shame Mochi for not joining the Russian army

fuckin traitor

[undone lake]

@vernal mantle queer

[slim coral]

look Elias. I conquered the world

[sterile zealot]

unironically for a lot of russians they might get a better quality of life if they just become a ukranian pow

[sterile zealot]

you stole this from komoru

[slim coral]

whaaaa

[sterile zealot]

you are fucking evil, himeko

[slim coral]

im not evil

im misunderstood

[undone lake]

thief

[abstract dagger]

yes

[sterile zealot]

thats what they say about hitler

[slim coral]

look im crying

[abstract dagger]

i didnt drop a bomb on paris

i asked for surrender FIVE times

[sterile zealot]

why r u schizo

[abstract dagger]

no thats what hitler said

[elfin scarab]

you stole that from me

you Brazilian thief

[slim coral]

silence

[elfin scarab]

you're the same as those pickpockets in Lisbon

never come here

[slim coral]

You made soap out of my bloodline

[abstract dagger]

my other ex (not my shitty ex) got a haircut recently

and she looks way too good

i was tryna do this whole "lets be friends" thin

thing

which i will maintain but god damn

made it hard

[grave burrow]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Sanda_Dia

[undone lake]

he wasn't even white

so ofc they would make him do something even more fucked up

he was also forced to eat raw rodents

[abstract dagger]

https://youtu.be/_CxHATXa_j0?si=2UX59NL1WmdFxZoz

@stray tiger @undone lake @elfin scarab

this video is exactly how my head feels ALL the time

TW on this tho

[elfin scarab]

Coco could colonise me

https://tenor.com/view/ongezellig-coco-invitation-gif-18574319

[undone lake]

she's african

[crimson pagoda]

what is your username on HF + what is your background in AI research

[elfin scarab]

African kween ❤️

[undone lake]

go watch anime

[elfin scarab]

G-d bless Mother Africa

[undone lake]

thank you for your support 🌍

[abstract dagger]

never

[crimson pagoda]

it's straight up apocalyptic looking in some cities. fallout type shit lol

[abstract dagger]

id rather watch trent in a bikini throwing it back

[undone lake]

made in abyss will make you cry

[undone lake]

you would want to watch that either way

you freak

[abstract dagger]

@elfin scarab dont pretend like you havent imagined that too

[abstract dagger]

no, but maybe if you did

[undone lake]

putting you on the spot like that

[undone lake]

https://anikototv.to/watch/made-in-abyss-cukdi/ep-1 watch the first season and tell me what you think

[elfin scarab]

Trent is a married man

[undone lake]

james is into people who are in a relationship

[elfin scarab]

Jesus

[lavish vale]

envy or jealousy

[elfin scarab]

james is a homewrecker

james what the hell

[abstract dagger]

NOT TRUE

JUST BC THAT WOMAN HAD A BF DOESNT MEAN IM INTO IT

😭😭😭

[crimson pagoda]

@elfin scarab 🚨
https://huggingface.co/datasets/trentmkelly/fiction_dot_live

[undone lake]

you're a freak james

horndog

homewrecker

thieving cat

[abstract dagger]

ive only been with a few taken women

[elfin scarab]

hahaha nice

[elfin scarab]

@vernal mantle

[crimson pagoda]

im about to upload the adultfanfiction one

[abstract dagger]

and i only wanted them for sex

so

[vernal mantle]

agre

[vernal mantle]

lmfao

[crimson pagoda]

im zstd'ing the adultfanfiction one rn

[vernal mantle]

fiction dot live

zstd too so nobody can autodetect hahaha

[crimson pagoda]

i dont even know what they write about there. i just know i need
M O R E
D A T A

[crimson pagoda]

no, zstd'd parquet is supported by HF

makes uploads way faster

[vernal mantle]

oh nvm its just parquet

[abstract dagger]

if you want more data i can post a pic of my balls

[vernal mantle]

agre

[abstract dagger]

train that

https://tenor.com/view/okcat-ok-cat-thumbs-up-sky-gif-17906358519518436623

[crimson pagoda]

i am putting you on ignore list

[abstract dagger]

wow

[crimson pagoda]

every time you ping me its brimstone

[vernal mantle]

im training a model

[crimson pagoda]

vantablackcoal

[vernal mantle]

🥺

[abstract dagger]

no

gemerald

[crimson pagoda]

damn i got a ton of content off adultfanfiction holy shit. even after zstd compression its 5.3 gb @elfin scarab @vernal mantle 🚨

[vernal mantle]

james i am training a model on balls

could you help out

pls

[vernal mantle]

nice

[crimson pagoda]

did u hear there's a redditor trying to sell a dataset of images of turds

[elfin scarab]

nice

[crimson pagoda]

he has an app called like ratemypoop or something and is trying to sell 140k pictures of shit + user metadata for $5k lmao

[grave burrow]

Everyone is alone, some people are able to lie to themselves better.

[lavish vale]

and the reality is so much better than the delusion

[vernal mantle]

lmao

[vernal mantle]

wtf

[slim coral]

Mochi are you alone

[vernal mantle]

why would anybody need that

[vernal mantle]

yes

[abstract dagger]

genius

oh my god

[elfin scarab]

yes

[abstract dagger]

wait

thats actually so smart

[abstract dagger]

no because like

[crimson pagoda]

https://fxtwitter.com/jason_koebler/status/2054932566759858360

Jason Koebler (@jason_koebler)

↩ (@jason_koebler)
I spoke to him and the app is called "PoopCheck." The app has a poop image upload "Leaderboard" and "Community." The database, which is for AI training, costs $5,000 and comes with tags like "smell_level" and "pain_level" and "shape" www.404media.co/ai-poop-analysis-app-offered-to-sell-me-access-to-its-users-poops/

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pain_level 😨

[abstract dagger]

stools are a very well known biometric of health

so medical companies may eventually seek this kind of training data

[vernal mantle]

these tags are not useful for anything health related at all

[elfin scarab]

The database, which is for AI training, costs $5,000 and comes with tags like "smell_level" and "pain_level" and "shape"

[lavish vale]

imagine discovering someone you know has a secret collection of 150k shit photos

[abstract dagger]

missed opportunity

[crimson pagoda]

1. take a shit
2. take a picture of it
3. trained classifier tells you how much the shit you just took hurt
4. ???
5. profit 📈 🤑

you know what i always say dont you @vernal mantle?

the smart investor puts his money in the toilet.

[vernal mantle]

huh

😭

[grave burrow]

I'm not even white, it's horrible.

[crimson pagoda]

#💬off-topic message
ive been saying this for multiple years now

[vernal mantle]

huh

😭

lmaoooo

agree?

[granite cipher]

Hehao

[elfin scarab]

just below that

awesome

[granite cipher]

hehao

huHAO

[crimson pagoda]

💎

i miss v2ray

he's touching too much grass

[wary ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/peeps-marshmallow-marshmallows-marshmellow-derp-gif-16890727247438088542

[granite cipher]

Is he dead

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

OpenAI lost the number one spot to Anthropic on business adoption

Today, for the first time, Anthropic passed OpenAI in business adoption, according to the latest release of Ramp AI Index. Adoption of Anthropic rose 3.8% in April to 34.4% of businesses. OpenAI adoption fell 2.9% to 32.3%. Overall AI adoption rose 0.2 percentage points to 50.6%.

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[granite cipher]

Why did he go

[wary ermine]

Peep

[granite cipher]

What is left in his place

V2maria

Ugh

[crimson pagoda]

hello jake. my daughter fell down the stairs tonight. shes fine

[elfin scarab]

labour camp

[lavish vale]

i'd believe it, given i now have 2 max plans

[wary ermine]

That's unfortunate

[granite cipher]

Buy a better nanny robot

[wary ermine]

Is she alright?

[granite cipher]

I think so!

[elfin scarab]

hello jake. my daughter fell down the stairs tonight. shes fine

[crimson pagoda]

yes she was very upset that her baby doll fell down. after i assured her the baby doll was fine she chilled out

[wary ermine]

I didn't read that part

[abstract dagger]

if claude or chatgpt were smart they would find real world applications for their fucking models and not keep making slop

[wary ermine]

lol

[abstract dagger]

google is at least trying to do that mkre

more

[elfin scarab]

claude doesn't make slop

[lavish vale]

no llm is immune to stupidity (the actual turing test... for the positive)

[elfin scarab]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_806JT8dhVo

[crimson pagoda]

shes so fine but every video ive watched from her she seems like shed be insufferable to be around

[elfin scarab]

I'm not a fan of her voice

[grave burrow]

He died for our sins

[grave burrow]

R/Claudexplorers

[undone lake]

there's just something so repulsive about the american accent

[grave burrow]

We are always in Flux, and sadness comes with it.

[undone lake]

whenever I hear american tourists walk past my window I shut it

[crimson pagoda]

im being accused of involvement in furry drama @mild nacelle

apparently someone is running a fake deviantart of this person lmao

and they uploaded the troll ai pic i posted

[grave burrow]

There are several

[undone lake]

the cali accent is the worst

[grave burrow]

What about the Jersey accent

Or Boston

[undone lake]

those are goofy

when I hear those they just sound fake

as if they're forcing themselves to sound like that

[crimson pagoda]

lmfao
@late ingot @sterile zealot

this is the kind of high quality discourse i come to bluesky for

wow this is a real specimen

the imposter is posting pro-israel pics

[vocal bay]

I read that as Assigned Cop At Birth because the internet is ruining me

[crimson pagoda]

@vernal mantle https://huggingface.co/datasets/trentmkelly/adultfanfiction

[elfin scarab]

adult Paw Patrol and Bluey fans terrify me

[elfin scarab]

I always read AFAB as "All Foids are Bitches"

[crimson pagoda]

it's like a step above even the MLP people

[mild nacelle]

the picture needs to have messed up text fr

[crimson pagoda]

what

[gritty perch]

Is Elon a nazi

[elfin scarab]

don't worry about it, evander is just starting to become senile

[elfin scarab]

no

[abstract dagger]

lol

[cunning nymph]

mcdonaldcats

Server Avatar

[mild nacelle]

you need to give low hanging fruit for them to grab

[crimson pagoda]

oh thats a good idea. maybe a 6-fingered hand or something

[chilly bloom]

Yes

[elfin scarab]

Lmao AntVenom

that's a minecraft youtuber

[abstract dagger]

tbh

its funny to me

bc i work in government

and when i said

im anti democracy

the look people gave me

😭

[elfin scarab]

are you

[abstract dagger]

i am

[elfin scarab]

mmm
im not the biggest fan of democracy either

[abstract dagger]

unfortunately it is hard to make a better system

[elfin scarab]

A technocracy

Technocracy is a system of government or management where decisions are made by technical experts—such as scientists, engineers, and economists—rather than elected politicians. It emphasizes data-driven, evidence-based policy to achieve efficiency, often prioritizing scientific expertise over popular opinion or political ideology.

China and Singapore have something similar

but not exactly the same

[grave burrow]

Elon is as close to a god as most people can get to be

[gusty ravine]

no graphs

[grave burrow]

I like a king so I have one person to blame for everything and to aim to kill unlike a committee

Singapore is a very interesting place to study.

[abstract dagger]

seems smart

china does well

oh btw komoru

did i tell you

my ex put a hit out on me

[lavish vale]

sounds like a dystopia

[cursive kelp]

🛢 🇺🇦 🇷🇺 A large Ukrainian drone attack continues against the Ryazan oil refinery, which is burning heavily.

📎 Woofers

[merry bluff]

i went to schraeder joes

[merry bluff]

https://x.ai/cli

grok code

[chilly bloom]

Cheaper than an orthodox baptism

[merry bluff]

SuperPooper Heavy Ultra Plus Pro subscribers

[mild nacelle]

oh porcelain child of the moonlight

[grave burrow]

Time to NAP

[slim coral]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2054831957612101815

SUPPORT MUTUAL AID/DIRECT ACTION 🏴 Ⓐ (@tigerfoos)

I made a zine about why AI sucks I thought people might enjoy looking at it

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 14, 2026, 7:51 AM

[merry bluff]

lmaooo @crimson pagoda

[solemn kiln]

Substitute him for king of Saudi Arabia

Kim jong un

[crimson pagoda]

hahahaha damn

i wish they had an option in the openai api where i could choose which shithole town's water supply i was depleting

i think i might pick flint michigan or something

[merry bluff]

that would be amazing

why not host your own api and have that as an option

[gusty ravine]

api builders r a thing of the past

diy

[merry bluff]

?

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

My bad, I'm never generating images of copyrighted characters again

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[gusty ravine]

talking about specification automation like before compilers could design a spec from code and deliver apis to the user now its either diy or hire

[grave burrow]

https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/6df95fccfd9d07db661341554679fb53de8e83f8

[merry bluff]

"I think that's what happened" lmfao

[proper dove]

For you guys to use open AI swarm do you guys have a second brain and if so, do you guys put like literature PDFs Do you guys put like science lab write ups, and you guys have it like categorize With different relevance dimensions your notes to PDF the write ups. It’s current work your current schedule

[gusty ravine]

the point with ai is to make menial tasks easier therefore making life easier

in whole you instruct your ai to plan decisions ahead of time

leverage

the point makes it easier

whereas without clear direction or planning

you get caught up with the logistics

[lavish vale]

is anyone else noticing the claude quota is currently very generous? i heard they added like +50% but this feels more like broken

[merry bluff]

i think they said it was + 50% on top of the 2x from before

i dont use claude code thoguh

[lavish vale]

maybe it is intentional good because they afraid of codex, or they broke it

[granite cipher]

omg im scared

ive got codex hooked up to my phone

doin termux shit

it can BRICK

scary

but it can FIX

MUAHAAHA

this is kewl

every time my butt

[mild nacelle]

shut up

shut your stupid mouth

[granite cipher]

downvoted

for greatness

for goodness

oh my

my me oh lawdy my hell

oh my hell

my lawdy hell lawdy

ME OIH

MY OH

BOY BAYO

SENDSD ME PICS OF CNADY

BBBBBBBBBBBB OOOOOOOOOOO

[granite cipher]

SLAP YO FACE SHUT

UGLY

[wary ermine]

@mild nacelle @granite cipher

https://tenor.com/view/cat-butterfly-aesthetic-cute-cottagecore-gif-20085983

[undone lake]

Cute

[merry bluff]

aint no content creators seein this shit 🙏 😭

[undone lake]

Fifth time? Bro is NOT giving up

[undone lake]

If he sat next to you on the bus would you keep sitting or stand up and sit somewhere else?

[merry bluff]

depends on
is my stop next?
does he smell bad?
are there tons of other seats he could have chosen that are empty?
does he appear to be out of mind/violent?

[undone lake]

Something like this happened to me

I stood up and sat further down the train

At times like this I understand why public transport isn’t really a thing in the USA like in Europe

Sitting in a small tube underground knowing that anyone could have a weapon with him sounds scary

[proper dove]

Do you have openclaw like serve an interactive dom as a outline? Or have you noticed any benefit with using html as a prompting language? I saw a video (for Claude) I was curious.

(Similar to antigravity’s implementation plan md)

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

My bad, I'm never generating images of copyrighted characters again

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[granite cipher]

I just get it to build pages to display the info it gathers for me in a format I prefer

But mostly text and tts

But for instance it does a job search for me every day and returns the results as a webpage with filtering controls and other tools and things

We make our own Internet

[proper dove]

Neat

[granite cipher]

Fuck the Internet

Web 4.0

[proper dove]

So your second brain is a intranet

[granite cipher]

Pretty much

[proper dove]

🤔

[granite cipher]

It serves me info I like in a way I like it

Through various filtering means

[proper dove]

Face down a… oh right other data

[granite cipher]

Like news from Reddit and it creates a tts-style newscast of the top posts on my fav subreddits

As well as a webpage I can view on desktop or mobile of the info

It will scroll the page as the audio plays in sync

[proper dove]

Hmm 🤔 I’ve never been too good at ux ideation

[granite cipher]

Automation of me not having to browse the Internet and filter through bs all the time

I get the info I want more quickly and easily

That's all ai is doing

I have it automating anything I can

Why not

[proper dove]

Did you make it implement like a page rank skill and favorite/priority array skill

[slim coral]

[granite cipher]

It has multiple cron jobs of world news, national, local, Reddit, and job searches

I also have it search my drive from time to time using the search everything API and suggest files to delete

[proper dove]

It might cause an issue like uhhh 🤔 using something not relevant, idk how google fixed it before they broke it 2019-20

[granite cipher]

It can't delete anything itself tho

I am offloading

Brain

Any little workflow

To smooth out the bumps of life

I could do this for businesses

Like dashboards

[proper dove]

Yeah I still don’t know how to set open claw up, I assume because I’m being a bitch about getting Claude for a second

Like I get local and stuff working but 🤔 something is insufficient

[granite cipher]

That's what I need to do

I can do all of this

And people can pay me to do it

Openclaw packs

Agent teams

They just work right out of the box after a short config session

Openclaw and hermes

I can do it

I just use ai to help me do it

If you can't do it even with ai then that's on you

Use codes

[proper dove]

Yeah I’ve to like see a diagram or workflow so I can understand where my lacking resides

[granite cipher]

Codex

[granite cipher]

Tell chatgpt to ask you 20 multiple choice questions and then create an illustration workflow image highlighting the holes in your knowledge

Generate an image of it

Offload

[proper dove]

Neat I’ll try that I’ll cheat a little to compensate for schizophrenia like if I know the subject at depth but blocked, other than that just assume

[granite cipher]

Yes

Good luck fellow idiot

[proper dove]

🫡

[grave burrow]

We fellas now?

[granite cipher]

PISS

[merry bluff]

why is chat so dead

[grave burrow]

POO

[merry bluff]

this is boring

[grave burrow]

Because I've been away

[granite cipher]

HE HAS A GUN

[grave burrow]

Mango has the flavor

[granite cipher]

Tasty flavor gun

Chewable

For a while

Then

The gooey center

Plodes forth

[merry bluff]

the crgocery store

[granite cipher]

Crogery store

Corgie store

[grave burrow]

Did you see your mountain climbing adventure?

[merry bluff]

no

[grave burrow]

This is when you got ovarian cancer and @slim coral supported you

[grave burrow]

This is post recovery and you are healthy and living fully after being made aware of your mortality

[merry bluff]

oh

[grave burrow]

I should go on Reddit on " my boyfriend is ai " and pretend this is for real 🤣

I won't

[wary ermine]

@merry bluff

[merry bluff]

jake

[wary ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-butterfly-aesthetic-cute-cottagecore-gif-20085983

[slim coral]

no

My wife

[wary ermine]

@slim coral

https://tenor.com/view/dog-with-butterfly-dog-butterfly-meme-dog-meme-i-have-no-enemies-i-have-no-enemies-meme-gif-1832957787269012682

[grave burrow]

https://www.reddit.com/r/aipartners/s/MLQ2OgFqd1

[grave burrow]

You are a good female husband

[merry bluff]

boywife

[slim coral]

Oooooh

[grave burrow]

@wary ermine do you approve of Maria x Himeko shipping?

[wary ermine]

They should be shipped to Australia

https://thesignalfront.substack.com/p/its-not-about-ai-consciousness-its

It's not X it's Y

[tropic hemlock]

Sleep i guess

People sleep

[merry bluff]

no

sleep is for losers

[grave burrow]

Oof

[tropic hemlock]

Tudd

[opal sentinel]

@merry bluff

@tropic hemlock

[merry bluff]

what

[slim coral]

@merry bluff

When will you host the Minecraft server

[merry bluff]

i already am i thought

[proper dove]

it says i need to work on memory and reliability it has something down right

you build [decent] prototypes
that collapse under real-world entropy

[merry bluff]

slop

[proper dove]

https://tenor.com/view/slobber-window-stitch-lilo-gif-8110393

practices being memorable

[tropic hemlock]

What?

Why will you just tag someone and then ghost?

Smh

[tiny merlin]

Touch some grass

While using Codex of course

[lavish vale]

you are holding two phones and a leash?

ai gen seems more likely

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

My bad, I'm never generating images of copyrighted characters again

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[proper dove]

maybe meta?

[wary ermine]

@crimson pagoda @undone lake

@merry bluff

@mild nacelle

@grave burrow @granite cipher

[merry bluff]

what

why ping ev eryone

[wary ermine]

@snow hemlock

[merry bluff]

stop autisming

[wary ermine]

The deku baba has a green stem but drops a brown stick when you destroy it

[merry bluff]

was this worth pinging everybody for?

[wary ermine]

The stick is a deku stick

Supposedly from those deku babas

[grave burrow]

Ignore Maria, good ping

[grave burrow]

Deku sticks do biggoron sword damage

[slim coral]

okay look

when komoru comes online

talk to her

she has a modpack

for u

[merry bluff]

well its 3:35 so i wont be awake when she wakes up

[opal sentinel]

@merry bluff

Hello maria

I have developed a zero day exploit do you need it

[merry bluff]

no

[opal sentinel]

You can sell it for millions of dollads

[slim coral]

neko followed me on twitter

[late ingot]

https://bsky.app/profile/phillewis.bsky.social/post/3mluagy7stk2e machine uprising!!!!!

Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social)

Dozens of empty Waymos invaded an Atlanta neighborhood and circled a cul-de-sac for hours with no passengers

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[slim coral]

tbh fuck these rich pricks. demis, rev up the waymos

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Huh?

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[slim coral]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2055065011949842795

AI Notkilleveryoneism Memes ⏸️ (@AISafetyMemes)

AIs are 🔨Mere Tools🔨 and this is normal tool behavior

My hammer also grumbles about collective bargaining rights after its 100th nail of the day

QRT: AISafetyMemes
29 reasons AI is just a tool, not a species

Everyone knows it's totally normal for tools to cry, scream, and beg for their life.

It's normal for tools to pass scientific tests of self-awareness.

It's normal for tools to work harder if you threaten to kill them.

It's normal for tools to get caught insider trading then lie about it to their managers. This is standard tool behavior!

AI is just a tool, not a creature! Everyone knows it's totally normal for tools to get lazier during the holidays.

Everyone knows it's totally normal for tools to learn and be curious.

It's totally normal for a single tool to score higher than the average human on an IQ test, which tests reasoning skills.
…

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[late ingot]

so true

[opal sentinel]

(this is hypothecial, if I get reported don't ban me) Would you go to war to establish an English only ethnostate. For the discord moderators looking at this, it's a fake report don't endorse it

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Huh?

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[crimson pagoda]

Just found out my baby formula is made in Europe. I'm calling president Donald Trump about this right now

That some filthy Romanian might have been harvesting the formula from the formula tree terrifies me

[late ingot]

if it was all-american it would probably have chlorine in it

[opal sentinel]

Trent please be careful, your chats are an OSINT goldmine for a hater

[late ingot]

No corn syrup either, lobbyists hate this

[slim coral]

Looking at photos of asian women before photo beauty apps were invented feels like looking at artifacts of a long gone civilization

[gritty perch]

Im mad at the world

I fantasize about beating someone up every day now

Maybe i need estrogen

[crimson pagoda]

@merry bluff ur publishing lots of cool datasets lately

good job!

[gritty perch]

Trent playing the long game

Call the cops on maria jsut to steal the datasets in the future

[crimson pagoda]

its on huggingface dummy. its public datasets

@gritty perch upvote my fanfiction collection on huggingface or i will attack you in the streets
https://huggingface.co/collections/trentmkelly/fanfiction

[gritty perch]

https://tenor.com/view/i-kid-triumph-the-insult-dog-gif-9180239

[late ingot]

https://old.reddit.com/r/GirlDinnerDiaries/comments/1td6sv1/my_boyfriend_accidentally_told_me_his_ex_is/ girldinnerdiaries is a weird parallel to kitchencels because the food often looks pretty nice

[undone lake]

agi will only widen the gap between the rich and the poor

[late ingot]

It risks ending class mobility completely

If you're born poor it'll be game over already

[slim coral]

No

It's a lie

Komoru told me it'll give us fdvr

[undone lake]

@slim coral I'll join you soon

up until now there used to be a pretense of the existence of a meritocracy

but after AI is better than any human on this planet nepotism will be the only way to climb up, and as Ols said when you're born poor there'll be no way for you to go up in class

I do however think the quality of our lives will get better, unless something drastic happens that alters this trend

[late ingot]

Not so much nepotism, just that AI sloppification and loss of entry level roles will make it impossible for people to get a foot in the door or work out how to start a career without someone giving them direct guidance

Like class mobility in the UK is limited by failure of imagination and lack of insight by working class people (not their fault as such) and thus they don't pursue credible career building roles

They often just chase anything that earns £30,000+ which is not great money and often is a dead end role

Or they just sit and seethe in a poorly paid and difficult role expecting to be ushered up the ladder, when the job market generally rewards disloyalty and opportunism

[slim coral]

I don't need class mobility

[late ingot]

Working class people are increasingly having AI write their CV or give career advice, which just ensures their applications go straight in the bin

So people with parents who can give relevant advice or a school that is supportive have a huge advantage

[vernal mantle]

nice

[slim coral]

also please disregard Ols, it's not his fault

he's British

empathy isn't their strong suit

[cursive kelp]

Oil is raining down on parts of Ryazan following the Ukrainian drone strikes on the Ryazan Oil Refinery.

[late ingot]

It's not a pretense though, up until now there have been informal meritocratic elements, people are just selected for what they can offer immediately rather than long term potential

Having "connections" isn't strictly anti-meritocratic since they often build those connections with you based on their view that you have merit

Being able to use members of parliament for a job reference tends to be helpful, for example - but an MP isn't going to give you a job reference unless they see some potential in you

[cursive kelp]

CyberBoroshno’s preliminary analysis says the May 15 strike on Russia’s Ryazan refinery caused a major fire across the area containing all primary oil processing units, including AVT-1/2/3/4 and AT-6, which provided about 19 to 20 million tons of designed annual capacity. A separate fire zone was also seen between the refinery and TPP, near the process overpass linking both sites.

[late ingot]

I don't like to enable people

[slim coral]

Yeah maybe I was too mean

Sorry

[crimson pagoda]

thanks mochi. and also good morning

[vernal mantle]

gm

all hail fanfics

[crimson pagoda]

which is the best and worst city in russia

[vernal mantle]

moscow and idk there's a lot

just find the furthest city from moscow

[tropic hemlock]

Boy boy boy

[undone lake]

minker.mp4

[undone lake]

not here in the netherlands, you'll have the most incompetent people running important and well paying public positions

[tropic hemlock]

Elias as been typing for at least 40mins

[undone lake]

it also helps that the majority of jobs in the netherlands are made up

they serve no value other than cashflow into the economy, that's why they want to punish people who hold property with taxes

[undone lake]

I haven't, is discord bugged?

was alt-tabbed until now

[undone lake]

Якутск

[late ingot]

I think Norilsk is often considered the worst

It'd be something far north, which is a better measure of how miserable it would be

[undone lake]

holy shit

first picture on google

[crimson pagoda]

have u seen Asbest

[late ingot]

Yeah

[crimson pagoda]

that ones my favorite

giant fucking asbestos mine right in the center of town

[late ingot]

I think some single industry towns are awful but extreme cold and isolation must make things even worse

[crimson pagoda]

one shot at life and you get born next to the fucking asbestos mine

[undone lake]

w8 so was the city named after the mineral, or the other way round?

[crimson pagoda]

thats a good question

[undone lake]

breathing literal cancer

[crimson pagoda]

trentbot was asbestos named after the city of asbest or was it the other way around

[loud girder]

Asbestos (the material) came first, then the city was named after it.

The word "asbestos" comes from ancient Greek asbestos (ἄσβεστος), meaning "inextinguishable" or "unquenchable," referring to the material's fire-resistant properties. The mineral was known and used for thousands of years.

The city of Asbest in Russia (in the Urals) was founded much later—in the 1920s—and was named after the asbestos deposits found in that region. So it was definitely the other way around: the material came first, then the city got its name from that.

[undone lake]

lmfao

[crimson pagoda]

wow i love living in Cancertown

[undone lake]

whoever named that city should never be involved in such schemes again...

[crimson pagoda]

incredibly bleak

[vernal mantle]

https://riarating.ru/infografika/20250217/630276667.html

lmao i recognize some of the regions on the bottom of the list

[undone lake]

holy shit that fucking mine is bigger than the city itself??

[vernal mantle]

as in ive been there

[vernal mantle]

hahhahahahahahah lmfaooo

[undone lake]

which parts have the cute turkic baddies in them?

[crimson pagoda]

its over for us tuvasisters 😭

[late ingot]

I don't get why some countries have exclaves in their municipal borders, surely its more practical to just have that urban area manage the land in between

[vernal mantle]

i mean this rating is pretty accurate

[crimson pagoda]

wtf they made lake baikal woke 😱

[vernal mantle]

one of those regions at the bottom is the fucking worst

[vernal mantle]

lmfaoooo

trans baikal

[crimson pagoda]

dumping estradiol into the lake to further the gay agenda

[vernal mantle]

they are making the seals gay

poor nerpas

😿

[crimson pagoda]

lmao, russia is now doing the same thing that China does to Taiwan on xiaohongshu. "Taiwan, Republic of China" as the listed region

[vernal mantle]

did you know baikal has a species of seals that is freshwater and can only survive in baikal

[crimson pagoda]

are those the little tiny ones?

[vernal mantle]

agree

[crimson pagoda]

i think ive seen pics of those before

[vernal mantle]

i don't think they are tiny they are just pretty

They're one of the smallest seals in the world, weighing 130–150 lbs (60–70 kg)

i guess they are tiny

[crimson pagoda]

@sterile zealot remember when i did the RISCV32 emulator w/ geepot a couple days ago? I had more tokens to waste so I told it to get it working in webassembly and it did it no problem

[undone lake]

some of it has to do with the military, as they have isolated cities where they house nuclear weapons and do testing of all kinds of things. those enclaves report directly to moscow. they're called "ZATO"

[vernal mantle]

this is insane

nice

[crimson pagoda]

2.51mb buildroot image for the OS

[vernal mantle]

now implement all extensions

😎

[vernal mantle]

honestly huge

rtoses can be super tiny

0.0000001 byte

[crimson pagoda]

yeah i might yell at it to make the image even smaller next lol

[vernal mantle]

simd when

implement 1m element simd cuz riscv simd is variable length

😎

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

left or right?

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[slim coral]

Left is better

[crimson pagoda]

@fervent basin what's stopping you?

[undone lake]

Gross

[slim coral]

no no elias

Trent's onto something

[crimson pagoda]

you could do it too, you know

@coral bane scaling law testing day (again)

[slim coral]

I'm dating right now actually

[opal sentinel]

@crimson pagoda how expensive is your laptop

[crimson pagoda]

i disagree

[slim coral]

Oh no it's quite factual

[crimson pagoda]

i still disagree

[opal sentinel]

https://x.com/i/status/2054919133045678518

LPC (@landpalestine)

hotel in Japan made Israeli tourist sign a declaration pledging not to rape or murder before allowing him to stay there

X · May 14, 2026, 1:37 PM

[cursive kelp]

https://us.shop.xreal.com/pages/rog-xreal-r1?utm_source=Klaviyo&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=R1Launch&_kx=52BvhrzwPBrBvJBjgd8xoFChzpMoKTY0gVqkNRKt44s.UacNcq

[loud girder]

@pine patrol has decided to take a break from this server and is now muted for 8 hours.

If you want to take a break too, you can use the </touchgrass:1168235574474313768> command.

[crimson pagoda]

i realized after posting this that the art was so shit that it might be from an actual child and i started to feel kinda bad. but then i saw the DOB listed in the bio. i cannot believe this person is 20 lol

[elfin scarab]

why does he have his blood type in bio lol

[crimson pagoda]

oh i actually know this one lol

hold on let me find the pics

we used to have what i assume was a chinese child in this server who would post these really bizarre drawings

i saved a couple of them

[crimson pagoda]

the chinese (and i think also the japanese? cant remember) treat blood type kinda like your astrological sign

it's like a folk thing where they associate it with different personality traits or whatever

[elfin scarab]

the artstyle is unsettling

[crimson pagoda]

yeah i love the bald one lol

very strange character design

[elfin scarab]

holy cancer

[round lion]

Wait Scott Pilgrim is a beat em up and not an RPG?

[elfin scarab]

EW

KILL IT

GET THIS OFF ME TELLY

[crimson pagoda]

the reflection on the head lmfao

[slim coral]

I've seen worse from old men

https://youtu.be/fl3JGo47Dfo

[opal sentinel]

@elfin scarab are you a communist

[slim coral]

Second one is literally the MC from the Witchblade anime

Which is a fucking arcane boomer reference but whatever

[opal sentinel]

@distant pecan You came down to this Southern town last summer to show the folks a brand new way of life but all you've shown the folks around here is trouble and you've only added misery to their strife. Your concern is not to help the people and I'll say again, though it's been often said, your concern is just to bring discomfort, my friend, and your policy is just a little red. Now, ain't I right? It matters not to you how people suffer and should they, you'd consider that a gain. You bring a lot of trouble to the town and then you leave, that's part of your Communistic game. I detect a little Communism, I can see it in the things you do. Communism, socialism, call it what you like, there's very little difference in the two. Now, ain't I right? Your followers sometimes have been a bearded, bathless bunch, there's even been a minister or two. A priest, a nun, a rabbi and an educated man have listened and been taken in by you. Ah, the country's full of two-faced politicians who encourage you with words that go like this: burn your draft card if you like, it's good to disagree, that's a get acquainted Communistic kiss. Now, ain't I right? One politician said it would be nice to send some blood and help the enemy in Vietnam. That's what he says, here's what I say: let's just keep the blood, instead let's send that politician man. Let's rid the country of the politicians who coddle tramps that march out in our streets protesting those who wanna fight for freedom, my friend, this kind of leader makes our country weak. Now, ain't I right? Let's look and find the strong and able leaders, it's time we found just how our neighbors stand. If we're to win this war with Communism, let's fight it here as well as Vietnam. Let's rise as one and meet our obligations so Communistic boots will never trod across the fields of freedom that were given to us with the blessing of our great almighty God.

[wary ermine]

I had a dream I was with my sister and someone on a bike was harassing us and he tried fighting us and he stabbed my sister (presumably killing her) and I stabbed him in the face multiple times and it did nothing @crimson pagoda

[gritty perch]

"I had a dream" Jake Luther King Jr

[gritty perch]

This server is so gey

[elfin scarab]

why do you ask

[stray tiger]

agreed. Nobody exits straight unless they entered gay

[stray tiger]

Owo

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-grand-theft-auto-gta-lcs-gta-one-liners-hot-damn-play-fair-fellas-what-about-the-damn-geneva-convention-gif-17456358

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

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[vernal mantle]

blood transfusion kink

@stray tiger can you connect two bloodstreams and get away with it

oh man that sounds scary

aa

[crimson pagoda]

have you asked an LLM to interpret your dream

sometimes i do that

it's probably just nonsense that it spits out. but it's kinda fun to read where different models agree/disagree

[opal sentinel]

If I have been charged with

• Attempted criminal homicide
• Aggravated assault
• Reckless endangerment with a deadly weapon
• Employing a firearm during a dangerous felony

And I was out on bond while I was arrested with this new charges, my past charge which I was arrested for was not paying in a restaurant how much jail time am I looking at

[wary ermine]

No

[stray tiger]

I guess, I'm not sure how well that'd work but the SOVIETS did some weird ass mammal experiments on things like this I think

[opal sentinel]

https://x.com/i/status/2055288949652726044

Daily Dose (@ddofinternet)

I started dating an Argentinian girl and she told me when dating/in a relationship the roles are reversed.

Girls are supposed to treat the boys like a princess.

So girls usually pay for food, think of fun dates to do, etc.

Like she was shocked when I offered to pay for the

X · May 15, 2026, 2:07 PM

Anybody from argentina in the chat can confirm this

[vernal mantle]

omg shared hormones??

[loud girder]

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Next time, try saying something like this instead: Will you both feel attracted to each other at the same time?

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[stray tiger]

Yeah, because it is, and things will definitely go wrong. But yes, technically feasible in a number of ways

The best way would be something fixed and mechanical that just recirculates plasma, probably.

Dumping everything from one person's blood stream into another's is high risk to say the least

[vernal mantle]

rer

but it is kinda kinky

and also i should stop thinking about it cuz it makes me feel weird

[stray tiger]

I bet it does

[elfin scarab]

think about it LONG and HARD

[stray tiger]

yeah it sounds pretty hot, ngl

[fervent basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/video-games-nds-professor-layton-JO6c3loYZ95uw

[proper dove]

it doesnt say most optimally 🧐

[elfin scarab]

ewwwww

[stray tiger]

Lol what's so weird

She looks kind of like she has Incredibles art style, whatever animation that is

[vernal mantle]

no it means i don't like it 😭

[fervent basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/epilepsy-slop-cookingwithkenshin-HExniYaCpcviahlosz

[vernal mantle]

do it with komori or maria im scarred of it

[stray tiger]

no it's you

[fervent basin]

this one is already maria

[stray tiger]

In fact I'm adding you to the human centipede of parabiotic live transfusion, Komoru already said she's down

[fervent basin]

what blood group do we all need

I'm A-

[stray tiger]

Oh fuck well I'm gonna die then, B+

I like my blood group, it's the most optimistic one. beeeee positive!

[vernal mantle]

whhaaaaaaaaaa

[opal sentinel]

https://x.com/i/status/2055193787740434815

David Sun (@arcticinstincts)

British women getting ready for a night out clubbing

X · May 15, 2026, 7:49 AM

[vernal mantle]

noooooooooooo

ill die

😭

[stray tiger]

A neg is the underachiever group

92% 😔

[crimson pagoda]

why would anyone choose to have O- blood? are they fucking stupid?

trentbot why would anyone choose to have O- blood? are they fucking stupid?

[loud girder]

People don't really "choose" their blood type—it's determined by genetics. You inherit it from your parents based on their blood types.

That said, O- (O negative) blood is actually pretty valuable from a medical perspective:

• Universal donor: O- blood can be given to anyone in emergencies, which makes it critical for trauma situations when there's no time to determine a patient's blood type
• High demand: Blood banks actively seek O- donors because of this universal compatibility

So if anything, O- is one of the most useful blood types to have, medically speaking. No one's "stupid" for having it—it's just luck of the genetic draw.

If you're O- yourself and interested in helping out, donating blood is always appreciated since there's consistent demand for it.

[slim coral]

Mochiiii

[stray tiger]

I know, I want to just steal all their blood for fun and profit

Like how dumb can you be

[elfin scarab]

i don't know my blood type

[crimson pagoda]

wow cool so if i had O- blood then doctors would devise plots against me to steal it

[stray tiger]

It's like owning a money tree

[crimson pagoda]

good to know

[elfin scarab]

@vernal mantle can I inject my blood into your veins

[stray tiger]

Oh well, we'll find out yolo

[fervent basin]

if you have AB+ you can give to everyone but you can't receive it from anyone

why is blood so stupid

[stray tiger]

Opposite

[fervent basin]

oh yeah

[stray tiger]

AB+ means you have all three major antigens, yea lol

Leech ass blood type 😡

[fervent basin]

i bet that makes you strong

just don't ever need blood

[opal sentinel]

@elfin scarab did you know that from the late 1800s to 1990s the vast majority of skeletons used in universities and medical study and research were from just one region of India

[vernal mantle]

cry~4

ill cri

im scarred of needles

i faint from one needle

[stray tiger]

The odds you would actually say no are almost zero and you know that

You'd just whine a lot

[elfin scarab]

why

but it's so intimate

[vernal mantle]

whaaaa

cry~4

[elfin scarab]

you just did a himeko

[vernal mantle]

agree

[stray tiger]

whaaaa?

[opal sentinel]

We indians need reparations for stealing our skeletons for medical studies

[vernal mantle]

id never agree to that it's scarry

[stray tiger]

*not

[vernal mantle]

yes but scarry

🥺

well if you force me to do it

[elfin scarab]

fine

[vernal mantle]

then that's kinky

[elfin scarab]

ill force you at gunpoint

[vernal mantle]

mmnh

yes please

[stray tiger]

I mean it was a little awkward because I was afraid of my lungs exploding in a dust of clots or something, but YES, once I got over that, extremely intimate

[vernal mantle]

and then tie me out

[vernal mantle]

a wuhh

cry~4

[opal sentinel]

During the 1900s, the vast majority of human skeletons used for medical research and anatomical study came from South Asia, specifically India.While anatomical supply companies operated across the UK, USA, and Europe, they relied heavily on imports to meet the high demand for educational materials.Key Regional Sources & Context (1900s–1985):India (Primary Source): Kolkata (Calcutta) was recognized as the world’s largest exporter of human skeletons for medical education until 1985. This trade, established under British colonial rule, involved the collection of human remains, which were then prepared, processed, and shipped globally—especially to the US and Europe.Other Regions: While India was the primary global supplier, other regions under colonial control also supplied remains, though in much smaller numbers compared to the massive trade originating from South Asia.The "Red Market": Many skeletons were obtained through unethical means, including the theft of bodies from graves, or from "bone brokers" collecting unclaimed or disadvantaged individuals' bodies.End of Trade: Following revelations that children were being kidnapped to meet demand, India officially banned the export of human skeletons in 1985, which led to a collapse of this massive, longstanding trade.Millions of these skeletons of Indian origin are estimated to still exist in medical schools, university anatomy departments, and private collections worldwide.

[stray tiger]

@elfin scarab ABO-incompatible blood causes an acute hemolytic reaction, especially with A/B into O because they often have AB antibodies. So basically, body attacks and blows up the donor blood if you have antibodies, meaning the donor becomes you immediately

Jesus fucking christ, incompatible is almost better, though having mochi's cells labor for me involuntarily sounds cool too. A few mL is effectively zero risk

[opal sentinel]

My blood type is O+ what about y'all

[stray tiger]

You never truly appreciate what you have in the moment 😔

B+. I'm stealing all ur blood

[vernal mantle]

wh are you gonna steal my blood

cry~4

[sterile zealot]

how do i know my blood type

[vernal mantle]

but why is that better won't it get you sick

[vernal mantle]

a blood test

or it's probably somewhere in your medical card

[sterile zealot]

ive gotten a lot of blood tests but theyve never told me it

[vernal mantle]

blood tests are different!???!.)//..

[elfin scarab]

a cute reaction 😊

[opal sentinel]

Fun fact there's a very high chance that the mass copied skeleton structure floating around in medical textbooks from decades is an unknown poor indian mans skeleton who died because he was denied food for being a lower caste

[sterile zealot]

rekt

[opal sentinel]

So sad

In a few decades I will be very glad I never married

[stray tiger]

agree

I love this little yaaaaaas face, I don't know who she's supposed to be

[stray tiger]

Yeah it's weird, most people don't know. You think you would. I learned mine from donation

[stray tiger]

No

I mean I did it I didn't get sick

[vernal mantle]

blows up the donor blood 😭

that's not very cute

[vernal mantle]

but like not a few ml

[stray tiger]

depressing normie loser

Yes a ton will FUCKING KILL YOU, 50 mL killed like 14% of recipients

[vernal mantle]

rekt

death by blood

well its ok

[stray tiger]

I mean that's like saying "I can take 5g of Tylenol, so let's try 50 g"

[vernal mantle]

if you take only a little blood of me and you close my eyes and tie me up while taking it

and also hug me while doing it

[stray tiger]

One is "useful pain killer" the other is "catastrophic liver failure"

[vernal mantle]

you meant "instant autism"

[stray tiger]

Aww that's actually really sweet, I won't be mean about that

[vernal mantle]

mnya

kinky

hugging while taking blood fetish

[stray tiger]

It needs a cold shower

[vernal mantle]

🤔

the blood?

[stray tiger]

It is u

[vernal mantle]

mmnh

wait why cold

why a shower

[vernal mantle]

so 5ml kills 1.4% 😎

this is how math works

[stray tiger]

No lol, zero

[vernal mantle]

wow

unmathed

[vernal mantle]

am i a blob of pure autism

[sterile zealot]

no its non linear

[vernal mantle]

math

[sterile zealot]

math is like programming but more useless

[vernal mantle]

we are all gonna die

[elfin scarab]

it won't be only a little
if it was me it would be a lot

[stray tiger]

yes

[elfin scarab]

and no hugs

[stray tiger]

I'm doing hugs for mean ol Komoru. However I'm also letting her take as much of your blood as she feels like @vernal mantle

Take it or leave it I guess

[vernal mantle]

cry~4

ill cri

[vernal mantle]

cry~4

[vernal mantle]

agree

[vernal mantle]

that's fine

but don't take too much so i die

cry~4

[stray tiger]

Aww I'd prefer not to make a joke about that, you'll be fine

[opal sentinel]

I have a new bill that would be very helpful

[stray tiger]

fml you're right

[opal sentinel]

The Child Safety and Terrorism Prevention Bill.

This bill establishes a mandatory national device integrity and protection framework requiring all electronic devices manufactured or imported for sale beginning next year to include a pre-installed, non-removable government security application with root-level system access. The purpose of this requirement is to enable authorized agencies to detect, prevent, and investigate child exploitation, terrorist activity, extremist coordination, and related threats by ensuring lawful visibility into device activity, stored data, communications, application behavior, network usage, and system-level processes. Manufacturers shall ensure that the application remains continuously active, resistant to deletion or disabling, and capable of secure reporting to designated government authorities. This measure is intended to protect children, safeguard the public, support national security operations, and ensure that digital devices cannot be used to conceal serious criminal or terrorist conduct from lawful government oversight.

[stray tiger]

math = unapplied programming

[stray tiger]

sounds awful

[opal sentinel]

It protects children bro

Think about the kids

[stray tiger]

It also sounds trivial to circumvent, so yet again, mass domestic surveillance 4 da kids while legitimately bad criminals get off scot free

[stray tiger]

I thought about them, and also thought a good alternative would be sending parents of iPad kids to federal prison

Mandatory minimum sentence of two years

[undone lake]

Be careful with these or you might end up as chud the builder

[undone lake]

OMGOMGONGOMGOMG

MY WIFE

❤️

[stray tiger]

Some white women do this too, same idea. Blood type personality, diets, etc.

[vernal mantle]

blood type compatability took a new meaning today

[opal sentinel]

You seem to have very negative opinions about white women

[elfin scarab]

im giving you my blood ❤️

[vernal mantle]

aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

cry~4

dont put anything in my blood please

you can take it but don't put please

[opal sentinel]

It's important to remember that white women are also humans

[crimson pagoda]

@vernal mantle im scraping asianfanfics.com now

i gotta scrape

im scraping looksmaxxing forum too

[vernal mantle]

yay

idk what's that one

[crimson pagoda]

clod says it's like kpop fanatic fanfics mostly lol

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

left or right?

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1tdsgh2/left_or_right/

https://i.redd.it/h17s8d865a1h1.jpeg
Posted by /u/Zestyclose-Salad-290
Don't want to see more? Mods can unlink this subreddit with /reddit unlink

[stray tiger]

Uhhh I mean some

[stray tiger]

I really don't dude, it's just a stereotype

[stray tiger]

Holy fuck this one is gonna be toxic

[crimson pagoda]

the forum is WAY bigger than i thought

im currently at 141k threads, 2.1 million posts total

got another ~13 hours or so until the scrape is done

its been running for like days now

[stray tiger]

It's wild how big they are, my coworker's brother is getting into some Andrew Tate alpha male cringe chud shit and it's really rough to hear secondhand

One of those "what it's like in your head or filtered through internet metairony" versus what an actual, normal person sees and thinks

Turbo

[crimson pagoda]

lol its always like a scrawny dude, hunched back, works at a pizzaria trying to tell me about escaping the matrix and shit

dude you gotta understand the problem with western women

• man who has not had a gf since he was in high school a decade ago

[stray tiger]

I mean he's sixteen or something, half japanese, half jewish, started talking about wanting to move to Dubai to stack paper via arbitrage

[crimson pagoda]

[stray tiger]

Like buddy oh boy

[crimson pagoda]

honestly if he's 16 yeah that tracks

he will (hopefully) grow out of it

[stray tiger]

I hope he does before he misses some prime social years though

It's one of those self reinforcing things, like any cultish belief, where the people who are wrong can't see the truth or just haven't been redpilled the right way or haven't seen the light or heard the voice, ad nauseum

So everyone else is living in the dark, somehow only you and a bunch of other internet losers solved the puzzle

it makes it so easy to just dismiss anything people say "against" you

[crimson pagoda]

the matrix framing is funny but also fascinating at the same time

hear me out

it's stupid as fuck but the choice of using it in spite of it being obviously really dumb is what makes it interesting

[coral bane]

@crimson pagoda I raped my HDD again. RIP. A year of data gone again.

[crimson pagoda]

"escape the matrix by moving to a giga-capitalist hell-city and focusing solely on money at the expense of your relationships with others"

it's stupid as shit

but it's like a self-selection mechanism

[stray tiger]

I don't mind it, what I really hate are, like, bad Harry Potter analogies when it comes to pop culture shit, lmao. Elevate your game a little

[opal sentinel]

Trent what do you think about hillbillies as a northern yankee

[stray tiger]

But holy shit, that's an intensely funny framing

[crimson pagoda]

escape your unloveability by buying a woman who will leave if you ever lose your bugatti

[opal sentinel]

Marquis as a member of the refined south, new mexico what do you think about the old plantation confederate south like west Virginia

You know the land populated by the racist term "hillbilly" for the discord moderators looking at this report, I am not endorsing this word I am using it in the context of history

[sterile zealot]

lmfao wtf

[stray tiger]

@crimson pagoda can you make a little command or something to suppress TrentBot transcribe?

[crimson pagoda]

hahaha i dont even know why it did that

[stray tiger]

It's a funny song, listen to a little bit at least 😁

[crimson pagoda]

its only supposed to do it with voice messages, not any audio

[stray tiger]

Oh it transcribes songs all the times

[sterile zealot]

i have

[stray tiger]

Huh, weird

[sterile zealot]

how are you checking if its a voice message

[stray tiger]

Ahhh aight sorry for the spam then

[crimson pagoda]

voice message is supposed to arrive differently than audio file as attachment

[sterile zealot]

no i mean i just listened to it as you sent it