💬off-topic

[jolly acorn]

Making porn videos is illegal in india there's no official porn industry

Indian bodies are ruined by their diet, the dirt poor people in Africa living under huts make better porn

[stray tiger]

@vocal bay

BRAINDRUGS BRAINDRUGS BRAINDRUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGS

[stray tiger]

lmao well that's rough

OMFG I'VE BEEN INTENTIONALLY MIXING MAOIs WITH TWO+ INCOMPATIBLE DRUGS FOR DAYS

Holy fucking shit

[jolly acorn]

@stray tiger The highest level of secure computing architecture requires the complete removal of commercial trust. This starts with buying older, mass-produced enterprise hardware, particularly models like the ThinkPad X230. This step completely cuts financial traces. To get rid of hidden hardware backdoors like the Intel Management Engine, we must erase the proprietary BIOS and replace it with open-source firmware such as Coreboot or Libreboot. This ensures that the foundational boot process is locked down.

This modified base needs extensive physical alterations. It involves permanently removing, crushing, and extracting internal webcams, microphones, speakers, and all wireless or Bluetooth transmitters. This physical destruction eliminates any potential for surveillance and data transmission. Persistent storage will rely on solid-state drives protected by nested hardware and software-level LUKS encryption. This creates a drive with hidden volumes that are mathematically undetectable, ensuring plausible deniability against forced decryption.

On the software side, traditional operating systems pose significant risks and must be replaced with Qubes OS. This system uses a bare-metal Xen hypervisor to break the computing environment into separate, temporary virtual machines. These VMs permanently isolate networking hardware, background processing, and untrusted file execution. If a zero-day exploit is activated in an offline application VM, it is contained within a digital quarantine that has no network or hardware access. It disappears completely once the execution window is closed.

External connections are only made through wired USB devices connected to unregistered, cash-funded LTE modems or directional Yagi antennas that tap into distant public access points. This setup completely disconnects the signal from any residential source. This direct physical connection is secured using a Whonix infrastructure within the hypervisor. An isolated workstation, unaware of its true IP address, forces all data packets through a dedicated Tor-enforcing gateway VM. This guarantees that even severe cyber threats cannot leak local information.

The Tor exit traffic is routed through a complex network of compromised residential proxies or secure, Monero-leased offshore servers. This makes digital tracking nearly impossible. Once active processing is done, the entire hardware block is turned off to clear volatile RAM of cryptographic keys, preventing cold-boot attacks. The hardware is then sealed in a Faraday cage to ensure there is no leakage of electromagnetic signals, radio frequencies, or cellular data. This setup guarantees that digital infiltration cannot happen without physical intervention.

[stray tiger]

I don't care, okay

Ask GPT about mixing 25 mg intravenous methylene blue with 90 mg PO dextromethorphan, 50 mg tramadol, 800 mg SAMe and 225 mg bupropion

Most models will freak out hard

[jolly acorn]

I am thinking about using this setup from now on, and will commute regularly to an abandoned apartment to use the internet.

[stray tiger]

It is my personal Olympics yes

story of my fuckin life

[lyric shore]

Incredibly not worth it.

[stray tiger]

wow that's funny as shit

Awww my dad's dyslexic ❤️

[stray tiger]

Everything is edible if you're brave enough 😎

[jolly acorn]

Marquis do you know how babies are born of

[stray tiger]

Lol then I don't want to spend time with them, anyone who'd be offended by me offering advice just ran into my first exclusion criterion for a friend

[stray tiger]

How do you know until you try

[stray tiger]

🧱

[jolly acorn]

I am thinking about buying a house in san jose almaden valley

Is this a good idea

[lyric shore]

How do straight men know they dont like dicks?

[gritty perch]

Man government wants me to join the military so bad its like the only ad I get

[jolly acorn]

You should

Get a job in intelligence if you want to avoid the live action

[vernal mantle]

doesn't know apparently

marquis wanna find out how kids are made mnya

🐾

[slim coral]

hi mochi

[vernal mantle]

breed

[jolly acorn]

Human babies are made when a male has sex with a female

[stray tiger]

I don't know, I recommend giving it a try

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Looks like this book was written with ChatGPT

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1ta04ji/looks_like_this_book_was_written_with_chatgpt/

https://i.redd.it/pfq7cg4hrh0h1.jpeg
Posted by /u/imfrom_mars_
Don't want to see more? Mods can unlink this subreddit with /reddit unlink

[jolly acorn]

Omg marquis is typing I am ready here man

[stray tiger]

I wonder if I can disable the indicator, maybe everyone can pretend I'm using an LLM

[jolly acorn]

How would you do that

Really wanna know about that

[vernal mantle]

there's a vencord plugin for that

[stray tiger]

Yeah I know

[stray tiger]

Hey I found the first emochi

[vernal mantle]

huh 😭

what's a emochi

[stray tiger]

Emoji about 🍡

Is it hiding my typing indicator, this is a mobile one

there's a problem with the world today I thinx

[vernal mantle]

owari

[vernal mantle]

so fucking based

[slim coral]

https://fxtwitter.com/paularambles/status/2053680723736076302

“paula” (@paularambles)

i recently learned that there unironically are ai researchers who have picked up smoking because “lung cancer will be cured soon anyway”

Quoting Tenobrus (@tenobrus)
︀
if u really believed in agi u would stop wearing sunscreen

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FxTwitter · May 11, 2026, 3:36 AM

I was right all along

[vernal mantle]

lmaooo

[slim coral]

https://tenor.com/view/smoking-flintstones-gif-4075643

[stray tiger]

This is why I have sunprotected mex with African wildlife

It's gonna be cured by 2030

Hey @vernal mantle, some of my blood pics from college are horrific

[vernal mantle]

wtfffff

[slim coral]

mochi is a virgin btw

[vernal mantle]

but whyyyyy

😭

never murder

[vernal mantle]

indeed

[stray tiger]

Who would click on this

You'd have to have brain damage

[vernal mantle]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[stray tiger]

Hehehehe

[vernal mantle]

yeah

and be a useless cunt onahole for relieving stress

[stray tiger]

I mean you know I didn't get murdered

Maybe

[vernal mantle]

omg

ghost

nooooooooooooo

no breeding

[slim coral]

Mochi do you like cars

[vernal mantle]

cars should not exist

[slim coral]

why

[vernal mantle]

there should be like 3 roads in a city

[stray tiger]

there's only one road in each Russian city: the road out of town

[vernal mantle]

and all of them should be used exclusively for like storing big loads

[slim coral]

https://youtu.be/aCjE8LKSTe8

look at how many cars they have

https://tenor.com/view/drift-lada-dorifto-darifto-gif-13295097

you can have mex in the backseat

[stray tiger]

😔 idle thoughts ho hum

[vernal mantle]

i am confusion

what is "desperately down from someone" and "totem pole"

is my brain turned off because im masturbation

[slim coral]

Yes

Marry me

I love you

You're the best

[vernal mantle]

i love you too himeko

let's bread

[slim coral]

yesssss

😘

[stray tiger]

I'll film for money, have fun

[vernal mantle]

agree

[stray tiger]

Elleniot Page has a documentary about say animal gex coming out

Seriously

[vernal mantle]

wtf

[stray tiger]

Elliot Page is narrating and executive producing Second Nature, a 2025/2026 documentary exploring same-sex relationships, gender fluidity, and queer behavior across more than 1,500 animal species. Directed by Drew Denny, the film challenges traditional, cisheteronormative views of "natural" behavior by highlighting diverse, often overlooked, sexual and gender behaviors in the animal kingdom.

Except animals don't have "gender", they have gex

[jolly acorn]

@stray tiger I have to serve 9 years in federal american medium security prison, I am a south asian guy in an area of mostly white blacks and latinos, which group should I associate with in prison? I was told I had to find a "car" to survive and introduce myself to a shot caller

[stray tiger]

👉 👌

[late ingot]

How much of this is just a very woke synopsis that doesn't reflect the films topic (that many animals in the wild have say gex)

[stray tiger]

why do you ask me the dumbest fucking questions lately

[stray tiger]

None of it based on the trailer

That's exactly what the trailer covered start to finish, say gex, same sex partnerships and sex fluidity

The word "gender" here doesn't make any sense, that's the only problem

Aggressive anthrocuck behavior, ironic because one of the documentary's central contentions is that we project human norms into animals

[vernal mantle]

anthro cuck 💖

[late ingot]

I assume there are lots of animals that don't really have any concept of "this one is male, this one is female" other than noticing incompatible equipment

Obviously one with very noticeable differences in appearance do

And how many encounters are probably understood more like "I must assert my dominance" by the animal initiating it

I bet they don't want to discuss ray gape

[stray tiger]

@vernal mantle wants to be treated like one of those, though I don't know how many animals grab other animals hair and...[imaginationland]

[stray tiger]

Lol see that's the joke one YouTube video made

[vernal mantle]

mmmmnhggnhh

💕

[gritty perch]

We can't rewind, we're locked in time

[stray tiger]

There's a lot of necro, a lot of grape, a lot of patricide and fratricide and infanticide

[vernal mantle]

grape

[gritty perch]

Jack Johnson songs make me sad nostalgic for a loving relationship I never had lel

[vernal mantle]

🤤

[loud girder]

restorationunited9273383

Transcript from Groq

Holy shit! British prisons are no joke. I was over here smoking a joint and the fucking officer put me in one of those shacks.

[late ingot]

And what do they mean by "gender fluidity"? Are Emperor Penguins gender fluid?

Or does it have to be an individual deviating from the broader "gender" norms of their species

And does that include instances where one of the mates died and the other has to adapt

[loud girder]

restorationunited9273383

Transcript from Groq

By the way, what the hell are you guys talking about? Fucking animals and their sexuality and some shit like that.

[late ingot]

There are more interesting questions about animal behaviour to explore when two males or two females decide to rear some young, and those questions aren't about "gender fluidity"

[jolly acorn]

I love my vocal cords

They can do so many sounds

[stray tiger]

I mean, based on the trailer, it looks like a lot of reaching and projection, and a lot of gex

The animal world is way more aggressive than they'd probably like to depict

[jolly acorn]

Can most animals even tell the difference between a male and a female in the way humans understand?

I think it's a lot more instinctual for them especially for the lower barrel races of animals

[late ingot]

I feel like good quality documentaries can't really counter that narrative because trying to rebuke every claim about animal "gender" proactively would seem ideological too

And if you present something neutrally people will still anthropomorphise the animals

[stray tiger]

I mean just say some pair bond but don't have the hangups or relationship constructs that humans do

[vernal mantle]

anthro animals??? that's furry

plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap

[loud girder]

restorationunited9273383

Transcript from Groq

As I was walking down the streets, I saw these two fine bitches, they were coming my way. Eh, what you girls doing tonight was what I wanted to say, but suddenly I panicked, my voice started to shake, so I put my head down and I just walked away. I had a bus to gas, anyway. It worked out great.

[stray tiger]

Mochi acts more like an animal, doesn't really understand consent, pair bonding, gender

Just interview it

[vernal mantle]

mmnh

breed

[vernal mantle]

yes im a helpless wittle animal who can't do anything if a big dominant man
comes to take me

💖

[stray tiger]

I don't think it's been done wrong by most serious documentaries in the past, honestly

[late ingot]

poor nick

[stray tiger]

fuck my liiiiiiife

[stray tiger]

What's a triple lock btw

[late ingot]

It uses three different parameters to keep pensions going up rather than falling in real terms

[stray tiger]

What is a pension

This must be old English

[late ingot]

The amount of State Pension you get increases in April each year. The triple lock means the rise will either match the rate of inflation, average earnings or 2.5% – whichever is highest.

Awful idea

Although you can offset it by raising the state pension age or imposing additional conditions like making enough tax contributions beforehand

[stray tiger]

I mean we can't do pensions, this doesn't make a ton of sense

[stray tiger]

The age needs to be raised by only 20 years or so

Once we do that we're good

[fervent basin]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce9pvp210zdo lol

good money

[stray tiger]

At the time pensions were created, they were already questionable because they were based on a shaky assumption about average lifespan

[late ingot]

Set it at the average life expectancy minus 10

[crimson pagoda]

@sterile zealot gpt-5.5 low finished it in 2 hours 23 minutes

[stray tiger]

Ah, here's the problem. You have to remove all the outliers first

[fervent basin]

i wonder where it crept in on the box art

[stray tiger]

Remove all the people who die before they have any appreciable amount of contribution to the workforce

[late ingot]

No, I don't want to tailor it to outliers like Barry, 61, 300lbs, who is going to die of a heart attack tomorrow

[crimson pagoda]

this only consumed 2% of my weekly codex limit too 🤯

[stray tiger]

Because the problem is that the average life expectancy if you make it to 65 (say) is like 20 years

[late ingot]

Ah shit yeah

[fervent basin]

i usually use gpt5.5 xhigh

on codex

[late ingot]

I'd calculate life expectancy for people already 60

[stray tiger]

If you make it to age 65, your life expectancy increases significantly compared to birth, with 65-year-old men in the U.S. expected to live roughly 18–19 more years (to age 83–84) and women 20–21 more years (to age 85–86). Roughly 50% of 65-year-olds today can expect to live to 85 or older.

[crimson pagoda]

same but i was low on limits + i heard people saying good things about low

try low tbh

if you're not doing like groundbreaking work

it seems crazy smart for how few tokens it uses

[stray tiger]

It's over two decades

[crimson pagoda]

i mean like it put together a fully functional riscv32 emulator in 2 and a half hours

low is pretty solid lol

[fervent basin]

well tbh if you're using fewer tokens and not compacting the context so often that can be like xhigh anyway

[late ingot]

There's a psychological barrier to setting the state pension age at 70, so it might end up stuck at 69 (ayy lmao)

[stray tiger]

Split the difference set it to 67

[late ingot]

I've still yet to figure out the significance of that number to the lumpenproletariat and I don't really want to be dragged down to their level by finding out

[stray tiger]

There isn't one, it's just a fun thing

69 is the position, 67 is inherently meaningless

[fervent basin]

https://music.apple.com/gb/album/i-cant/1673668052?i=1673668787

[late ingot]

Lumpen ideas of "fun" seem barely better sticking legos up your nose

[stray tiger]

https://youtu.be/ug8oJwvMhCc

Two minutes

[late ingot]

Anyway pensions and old age care are the single most severe issue facing us right now and its horrifying that a lot of young voters are opposed to fixing it

[stray tiger]

Young voters have brain damage

[late ingot]

It seems typical for millenials to be very angry at "boomers" for their desire to both hoard material wealth and continue to receive public benefits, but Zoomers don't seem to give a shit?

I'm fine with boomers having material wealth if the state pension is means tested and as a result they receive £0

There was an attempt in 2017 to float the idea of people needing to release equity from their homes to pay for old age care, rather than demanding state support

Caused a massive backlash and was shelved

[fervent basin]

it was playing a different fuckin song. wtf. that's not the song i meant. i mean it's not bad but not the one i wanted to paste

[crimson pagoda]

idk if this is just a bubble effect or what but ive seen plenty of zoomoids mad as hell about it

[fervent basin]

oh youtube was playing

[late ingot]

It might be more salient in the US

[stray tiger]

Lmaooo. I mean I think there's got to be some reasonable way to handle this, and that's really just to raise the retirement age or have stricter requirements

[late ingot]

In France there have been young people on the streets rioting out of anger that Macron's government wanted to raise the ludicrously low (age 60) pension age

That pension age was dropped down from a higher one by a left-wing government a few decades ago, so its not like its always been 60 in the first place

[stray tiger]

I don't see it being the most imminent problem for zalphas versus just the cost of living crisis

[late ingot]

It wasn't 60 when current 60 year olds entered the workforce

[fervent basin]

https://music.apple.com/gb/album/日曜日の太陽/1825254890?i=1825254892

[stray tiger]

I mean the fucked up thing is that we have the money to not work so fucking much

[undone lake]

streaming music in the great 2026 💔

[late ingot]

Means test the state pension, possibly rolling in all other age related benefits to a single payment

[stray tiger]

All the productivity gains have gone up in smoke

[late ingot]

We have universal credit to cover most working age benefits, which creates a lot of efficiency savings and reduces stress

[fervent basin]

it really makes it feel unfair to work when like the unemployed are nearly getting the same amount as you for doing nothing lol

i mean work is a pretty major thing

[crimson pagoda]

i think they're kinda on the right track that a major part of the cost of living crisis is unaffordable housing which is largely propped up by boomer NIMBYs who refuse to allow anything to be built

[late ingot]

I think a 4 day work week or maximum 32 hour working week ought to be the policy target, because I simply refuse to accept that anyone except a tiny minority of workers add marginal gains beyond that

[fervent basin]

and takes up like 60% of your life

at least

[stray tiger]

Yeah no shit, it's pretty fucked to burn up almost your entire life for this

[late ingot]

I also bitterly resent people who spend all their substantial disposible income during their working life then demand state handouts afterwards

[stray tiger]

Yeah, exactly. Disability rates for various reasons also seem to be skyrocketing, both real and shaky

[late ingot]

And also people who wont consider equity release products or downsizing in old age despite demanding money

[stray tiger]

Autism rates aren't just a childhood crisis, how many of those people will decide to say fuck work

[late ingot]

The state pension is not a contributory model in reality, its a safety net for people to avoid poverty

[stray tiger]

Early age cancers and weird diseases are also going way up, many people have noticed young people have tons of autoimmune conditions and other once rare issues

[late ingot]

And tbh if someone is 65 and demanding a generous state pension, its reasonable to ask them to continue working part time for at least 5 more years if they are physically able to do so

[stray tiger]

The obesity and early age diabetes thing destroys your most productive and generative years

[stray tiger]

Yeah no shit, and these standards were created during a time when most jobs physically destroyed your body

I would like to see a much more generous societal level part time being good enough shift

[late ingot]

Yeah but we could also be cutting the work week to 4 days a week and allow people to semi-retire (to 2 days a week) in a transition period

[stray tiger]

We don't need to work so many fucking hours and reasonably, can't

Lol yeah u read my fucking mind

GET SYNCED BITCH

[late ingot]

Alternatively you could entrench the idea of a 6 hour work day, as people's productivity drops off more through 8 hours of continuous work than it does from 5 days of consecutive shifts imo

These are more realistic goals for the future of work than just nebuluous AGI > UBI aspirations

[fervent basin]

definately not. just working for the sake of it

doesn't increase productivity or get more work out of you. just burns people out

[pseudo flax]

That moment when you realize you're not the main character and you don't know everything

[late ingot]

I think also an 8 hour work day fits really badly around people's schedules

And instead having two 6-hour shifts in any given day is better

Like a shop that opens 8am to 8pm, two shift rotation

[stray tiger]

My cousin got burned out at KPMG in his 20s, because they worked through dinner practically every single day

[late ingot]

Stricter working time directive policies are needed for that

[stray tiger]

It was either normal full time work plus, rounding up to like 9+ hours, plus long weekly commutes often to El Paso

[late ingot]

Remove exceptions for pretty much everything except emergency services

[stray tiger]

Or it was crunch time for months, working 12+

[crimson pagoda]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPsZ89ZDnks

[late ingot]

Make it strict enough that IT departments are having to put lockouts on computer screens for 30 minutes once people hit a specific working time without voluntarily tapping out

[stray tiger]

dude, that would fuck me, my ultra flexible schedule is the most productive and sustainable way I can exist. needs accountability of some type though and some kind of radical honesty

Everyone needs to take LSD

Ego death

[late ingot]

It's more like "definite your lunchbreak in advance" or "you must tap out at or before 5 hours of continuous work"

[gritty perch]

Someone make an ai psychosis type beat

[stray tiger]

I'd lie and work through lunch

[late ingot]

I feel like there has to be an incentive structure to stop people "voluntarily" (ie. under immense team pressure) working through lunch and any other break

[stray tiger]

I think it should only be available to a small number of people but I'm dead serious you're risking severely fucking over some of the most generative neurodivergents

I would legitimately approve of an accessibility accommodation to be able to work fucked hours

[stray tiger]

@granite cipher get on it idiot

[cursive kelp]

🇫🇷🦠⚡️ — France has recorded its first Hantavirus case, according to the Health Minister, per AFP.

[fervent basin]

ridiculous

[stray tiger]

He quit the profession forever

[lyric shore]

Oh thank God

[stray tiger]

I mean what a fucking nightmare, he made less hourly than he did as an intern, he was interested in auditing (which is extremely valuable and important in principle, but not the way they did it) and willing to work hard, but not to destroy his physical and mental health for nothing

[stray tiger]

LMAOOOOO

[lyric shore]

This guy is super confident, I am sure we will be fine

Nevermind, we are all going to die

[stray tiger]

I can just hope it all concentrates in France

[lyric shore]

Same, if I want one country to be wiped off the face of the planet its france.

[stray tiger]

Send them all on a nice vacation and close the border

[lyric shore]

I am sure we can ll agree

[pseudo flax]

[lyric shore]

Dont mind france single handly making people on polymarket making money

[stray tiger]

Make a side bet on "only France gets wiped off the earth" and manipulate the market

[golden yacht]

Would any1 like to play a game with me?
gc1.iggamecenter.com/1358988/1

[pseudo flax]

Why are you guys so aggressive

[golden yacht]

i'm not

[crimson pagoda]

look at his lifetime pnl. he's right

[pseudo flax]

@golden yacht hi, nice to meet you

[golden yacht]

hi CG

nice to meet you, too

do you like playing boardgames?

[crimson pagoda]

always bet on nothing ever happening

@fervent basin go bet yes on hantavirus bitch

[golden yacht]

above link is for jungle chess, a fun (abstract-strategy) game about reaching a den with your own animal team

[stray tiger]

Is there data for this?

How many polymarket outcomes for anything happening have been nos?

[crimson pagoda]

yes actually. if you literally just bet "no" on everything on polymarket you would have a slight edge

let me see if i can find it again

[stray tiger]

You have to disentangle some nonsense ones

I'd think well-defined it would be better than that

[golden yacht]

unfortunately, there exists no program which is strong enough to play, so i like to play with humans instead
(i defeated all programs for jungle chess)

[gusty ravine]

the universe is shiftin

[lyric shore]

"Codex, make me a billion dollars through polymarket, make no mistkaes"

[crimson pagoda]

@stray tiger @lyric shore
https://github.com/sterlingcrispin/nothing-ever-happens

[stray tiger]

how do I play monogamymarket

[crimson pagoda]

i had a bot that was actually making money for a while doing a similarly retarded strategy

polymarket's prices move in ticks

the lowest price you can buy/sell a share in a market for is 0.1 cents, so like, 10 shares of it for 1 cent

and likewise the highest is 99.9 cents

people do this thing they call "bonding" (dumb btw) where they buy everything at 99.9 cents and wait for resolution

but ofc the flip side of this is that one loss wipes out tons of wins

i paper tested the 99.9c thing and it lost money, so i went the opposite way, i just bought everything at 0.1 cents

[stray tiger]

Wouldn't it make sense to buy instantly against when anything rises sharply and begins falling ever so slightly

[crimson pagoda]

actually made money, though i was never confident enough about it to put significant money down on it lol

[gritty perch]

Sir, a second anti ai video has hit the tower.
https://youtu.be/gwfCWDO4LbM?si=sms7Tzz4_f2p4j4R

[stray tiger]

On average it seems like you'd pick up all the panic spikes

[crimson pagoda]

maybe? but there's also lots of spikes on low and medium volume markets that are just because 1 rich guy bought in huge and wiped out a chunk of the orderbook, so you'd have to monitor for that too i guess

[gritty perch]

I saw this lol

[stray tiger]

Yeah, not single bids

I'd have to look at data to see if there were other factors that make sense to push mean earnings up

[gritty perch]

I follow him on x. He claims its one of his least profitable trade bots and hes got some setup rn doing really good

[stray tiger]

But overall, like fuck when I saw the hantavirus at 30% I would have bought immediately

That's insanely high compared to the actual likelihood, so many things need to go wrong

[crimson pagoda]

this kinda only works if you're doing it manually tho right

like think about it

let's say the WHO or whoever the resolution source is publicly declared it a pandemic

[stray tiger]

I don't know, I think you might be able to find an intersecting set of predictors

[crimson pagoda]

you would see a similar spike in that situation but it wouldn't be random panic

[stray tiger]

Right, but it wouldn't fall

In that case it would just keep rising, no news cycle panic spike

I don't think it's sufficient on its own though, you're right

[crimson pagoda]

https://fxtwitter.com/fleshsimulator/status/2053527094357811571

Simulator di Tutti i Simulatori (@fleshsimulator)

They just straight up sell 1kW laser rifles on AliExpress now

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this is kinda sick man i kinda want one lol

[stray tiger]

Can I remove human obstacles with this?

[gritty perch]

I want a laser welder

[crimson pagoda]

no way lmfao i looked up the listing and found it and it says it's for pest control

oh yeah you could control some pests with this one

[pseudo flax]

I think my cat wants a laser too

[gritty perch]

That's such a goofy configuration for it tho lol

[pseudo flax]

Looks like a SNES

[late ingot]

Its gotta look scifi

[crimson pagoda]

Pest Control Solution: Ideal for repelling pests in large areas.

fucking kilowatt laser for "mosquitos" god the future rocks

[pseudo flax]

Reminds me of this

From splatoon

[stray tiger]

@slender solstice would a laser rifle make you feel better about your account getting restricted

[pseudo flax]

Say no it'll be funny

[abstract dagger]

I dont think the hantavirus is real

its government propaganda

[crimson pagoda]

related items: fucking flamethrower

[abstract dagger]

to be fair

[gritty perch]

Can also be used for welding, cutting, and rust removal*

[abstract dagger]

schizophrenic people must be having a fucking field day reading the news since 2025

[crimson pagoda]

hahahahaha the question

[abstract dagger]

mfs gonna be like "i told you guys!!!"

[crimson pagoda]

outdoor camping torch

[stray tiger]

These viruses have been around forever, they pop up periodically all the time. They're endemic in certain parts of the world and have been since time immemorial

[stray tiger]

What kind of... camp...

[gritty perch]

It is insane they are selling shit like that in the form of a toy gun 😭 i mean they have been selling lasers that are strong enough to blind kids for $1 which i guess if even more dangerous realistically

[crimson pagoda]

it's taking everything in me to resist replying in the way you know i want to

😱

[crimson pagoda]

lol this one is $2527 so i dont think kids are getting it

but yeah u r kinda right

[stray tiger]

Did you know that lasers are just concentrated light?

[gritty perch]

"Rich kid in SF destroys neighborhood with 1000kw death laser purchased on Temu"

[pine patrol]

Fortnite weapon

[crimson pagoda]

1000w and 1000kw are quite different 💀

[stray tiger]

A full sized onshore wind turbine can power a couple of those

2-3 MW

[vernal mantle]

me pointing my 1000kw laser at an airplane 😋

(explosion)

[stray tiger]

Uh, that's literally what they're for, yes https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MIRACL

Oh wow, they tested it at White Sands Missile Test Base. I've been there!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinity_(nuclear_test) they open up the site once or twice annually

[jolly acorn]

@stray tiger oh btw my aunt works as a teacher in a rural village, the amount of horrors she has told me is astronomical. There was a situation where a fight occured between two boys of different communities, one was from a lower caste and the other was from another caste, the lower castes guy got badly beaten, when the news spread the entire community came up to invade the school, it was a very scary situation but the police handled it. In another case a mom found the texts between her and a boys instagram and she was so furious she beat her daughter to a pulp and forced her to delete everything, she came up to my aunt and started crying for something normal teenagers do, and she was sitting directly in the school for some time monitoring her daughter this shit is wild you should hear it ofofoffof

[buoyant terrace]

The fuck

[stray tiger]

God dammmn that is some wild shit. @late ingot can you imagine

[buoyant terrace]

You guys are smart you guys better fucking figure out how to do this free money glitch

[stray tiger]

Oh wow, I know that piece. This gun actually fires

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Looks like this book was written with ChatGPT

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[stray tiger]

It's using the spring loaded projectile launcher piece they have in the X wing and some other kits

https://www.bricklink.com/catalogList.asp?catType=P&catString=992 here's all of them. That one is one of the most common

[stray tiger]

Schools are weird now, I wonder how the intersection of normal rural weirdness and modern parenting has changed things

Parents are radically more involved than they used to be, yet also seemingly more detached

They have wild expectations and demand the staff make it happen

[crimson pagoda]

i have a great method. i distributed 10 coins to each of my children, representing my love and attention for them. they can use the coins as currency amongst themselves, and they receive love and attention proportionately to their current share of the coins

[stray tiger]

how many did you give your wife?

[crimson pagoda]

5 coins, of course

[gilded crypt]

there has to be at least 1 reptilian in this channel

[pseudo flax]

@gilded crypt you're delusional

[stray tiger]

This very much does remind me of Hanukkah gelt. You're familiar I assume?

[crimson pagoda]

I'm not

trentbot concise explanation of hanukkah gelt

[loud girder]

Hanukkah Gelt is money (traditionally chocolate coins) given to children during Hanukkah, the Jewish eight-day festival of lights. It's a gift tradition meant to commemorate the rededication of the Second Temple in Jerusalem. The chocolate coins are wrapped in gold or silver foil to look like real money, making them a fun, festive treat for kids during the holiday.

[crimson pagoda]

oh, thats less silly than i expected

[south wing]

they were always dark chocolate scam

[crimson pagoda]

i was hoping for something comically jewish

[stray tiger]

Lmaooo I've had more milk chocolate ones myself actually, sux for Israel

[south wing]

nah it was fun, it's like the only jewish holiday that isn't torture

[stray tiger]

Well you can literally gamble that shit when playing dreidel

[south wing]

most shit in israel is dairy free because religious jews don't mix meat and dairy so eating anything is misery

[crimson pagoda]

wow i would get homicidally angry if i was some broke college student and i coughed up like $400 for a textbook and it had this in it

[stray tiger]

purim is based doe

[south wing]

i hate purim

[granite cipher]

Did

[south wing]

i hate any holiday where gift giving is an obligation

[stray tiger]

What the fuck, what a gay ass hater tf is wrong with purim. but you like cha-moo-kha?

Ur whole story is full of holes

[south wing]

there isn't really gift giving on hannukah, it's mostly just americanised families that do that

[stray tiger]

I thought purim just had food gifts mostly

[south wing]

also it's usually just with parents even in families that do it

[jolly acorn]

@stray tiger I recently visited a place near the nagaland burden, a rural tribal state in india and the driver told me that the local dalit community has fights with the naga people over the hills, when a fight occurs the women also grab anything they could to fight them

[stray tiger]

Nobody celebrates purim in the US, it sucks

[south wing]

so i just told my parents i only accept socks bc i don't want obligated gifts so they can get me something instead of whining at me

[jolly acorn]

Some people have apparently died over the years herd

[gusty ravine]

can i has

[south wing]

purim does have just food gifts but that's worse, i hate food i hate being given tons of sweets and shit and i hate being forced to give other people things because a holiday says so

[stray tiger]

Yeah that's pretty fucked, I mean any teacher that calls out the textbook racket immediately earns my respect

[elder ledge]

Hows monero doing

[crimson pagoda]

just broke $400 again 😎

not bad

[stray tiger]

I had teachers give us old homework/chapter references so we could get a well used old edition, teachers who put copies on reserve and were pretty honest, teachers who straight up encouraged us to steal the book. My heroes.

One of my favorite books is fhis nursing clinical pharmacology reference text, and I mean clinical - like a lot of usage notes, clinical pearls, etc. Minimal research pharm 😍

[gritty perch]

This mfer lives in the game civ 5

[crimson pagoda]

@lyric shore put all of your savings into monero. this IS financial advice. i AM your financial advisor.

[stray tiger]

Lol yeah I was pretty firm about this during the holidays this last year since I really didn't want to gain the weight I lost

[jolly acorn]

I live in india, the naga hills are where the nagaland border starts

There have been hundreds of years of infighting between the naga hills kingdoms and the mainland kingdoms

[gritty perch]

Trump is coming for nagaland so he can rename is magaland. I dont make the rules im sorry

[south wing]

the only person i have to get gifts from is my MIL bc she's psycho and i ain't finding out what happens if i tell her no everyone else is either in israel or ny or is my husband's family and they forget i exist

[lyric shore]

One step ahead of you. I have 100 mil in monero

[crimson pagoda]

https://klipy.com/gifs/mr-burns-glowing--k01KRBQW89P1JAPRMRZFAGST3WT

you've activated my trap card

im sending a taxman with an AR to your location now

[lyric shore]

I have paid my taxes (0)

[jolly acorn]

I have hired a dialect cosch

I will master the American accent

[gusty ravine]

now all u need r som zombies

[violet herald]

We eating good

[gusty ravine]

ob

[inland hill]

whatcu buildin son

[inland hill]

yee

prolly one of the top3 things to know if u wanna study the big physics

[gusty ravine]

re

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-laser-kitten-space-lights-gif-16743454

[gritty perch]

Im retarded enough that I actually pay my crypto taxes :/

And I forgot to tax loss harvest

[sterile zealot]

🤯 that is fucking insane especially for low reasoning effort

[frosty dove]

Hi!

[inland hill]

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0045782520307611 @gusty ravine was reading a few weeks ago

climate related a bit

[inland hill]

what did u do

[inland hill]

and biology

cell membranes are way too complicated

[gusty ravine]

there are showcases

do u have an ex.

[abstract dagger]

hello

[stray tiger]

Lol I like it

[gusty ravine]

sh

[cunning nymph]

dessimat0r

Server Avatar

[jolly acorn]

Percentage of white population in Somalia 🇸🇴
2011 → 100.5%
2012 → 100.5%
2013 → 100.4%
2014 → 100.0%
2015 → 100.1%
2016 → 100.%
2017 → 99.9%
2018 → 110.0%
2019 → 100.0%
2020 → 100.0%
2021 → 100.0%
2022 → 100.0%
2023 → 0%
2024 → 100.0%
2025 → 1488.0%
2026 → 100.0%

[inland hill]

2026 x

[jolly acorn]

Are you a attractive men by global standards

[crimson pagoda]

verified it myself

it works

[sterile zealot]

🤯

[crimson pagoda]

it didnt actually finish its checklist

[sterile zealot]

zip up the source and post it, i want to see how it did it

[crimson pagoda]

but my goal was underspecified

it boots, it technically works

i guess there's still lots more work to do, i have no clue lol

[crimson pagoda]

1 sec

lol okay nvm it's 12gb

[stray tiger]

oh NOOOOOO

yeah I got reamed on taxes, I sold some of my fucking crowdstrike

[crimson pagoda]

hold on

[crimson pagoda]

i owe the irs $20k rn 😭

[stray tiger]

I bought a ton when it plummeted on panic selling, first truly good pick I've made in a long time

[stray tiger]

TFFFFFF

omg

that's horrible, do you have any expenses you can offset it with?

you need a fucking LLC man

[crimson pagoda]

this is after offsetting it

[stray tiger]

FFFFFF

[sterile zealot]

lmao, what does it have thats 12gb

[stray tiger]

I mean people have worse problems than 'being too successful' but christ

can't you take out a second mortgage on your kids or something

what's the interest like on that anyway?

[crimson pagoda]

i think its like 5% or some shit

[stray tiger]

yeaaah I think you're right, I know it's obnoxiously high

[crimson pagoda]

and then if u calculate in the other non-interest penalties

it ends up working out to something like 5.5% iirc

[stray tiger]

State fucks you first usually I think, at least around here

[crimson pagoda]

@gritty grail

[sterile zealot]

wrong account

[crimson pagoda]

o whoops

anyhow

thats the code

and its current checklist

anyway @sterile zealot i was so impressed with how well it did on geepot 5.5 low that ive switched the dokuwiki port model to low

it's now porting every little micro-piece of the dokuwiki src to cf pages and it's doing it like way faster than high or whatever i had it set to before

@stray tiger @late ingot @fervent basin @grave burrow you guys gotta check out r/mensa it's got some real gemmies
https://old.reddit.com/r/mensa/comments/1t7rroy/i_want_friends/

https://old.reddit.com/r/mensa/comments/1t7moi7/i_keep_breaking_claude/

[elfin scarab]

im back

[lyric shore]

Shame.

[tiny merlin]

Claude Mythos lands above the trendline for the AI 2027 scenario. The trendline has gone from exponential to superexponential.

[elfin scarab]

silence whore

[crimson pagoda]

finally!

[lyric shore]

Though in all honesty I still have no idea why they muted you, took it back, then extend the mute

[crimson pagoda]

glad

[elfin scarab]

i had to appeal my appeal

[crimson pagoda]

i dont wanna give discord gigajannies too much credit

[sterile zealot]

"i was just conducting a social experiment to see if i can bait you" = "i was only pretending to be retarded to bait you"

[crimson pagoda]

but the appeal process like actually seems to work

[lyric shore]

Oh I do this all the time.

I pretend to be a RetardMaxxer to piss people off who I think need to be rage baited

[jolly acorn]

Can you voice to text the word whore

I meant send a voice mesags

Unique accent

[sterile zealot]

she already did that once

[lyric shore]

@crimson pagoda You wouldn't happen to know who @jolly acorn is? Just a secret admirer?

[pine patrol]

Voice to text

[crimson pagoda]

thats johnny the indian teenager. he always changes his name to silly gimmicks

[sterile zealot]

for you, theres no need to pretend

[crimson pagoda]

now to be clear im not just saying hes indian. he actually is indian

[pine patrol]

AI

[lyric shore]

He's prob just autistic or smth. I'll leave him be

[crimson pagoda]

well that may be true. but he is also literally indian

[lyric shore]

I am starting to think that I have never actually talked to an indian as people call each other indian so often It dilutes the meaning and even when someone says they are indian I have a hard time believing them.

[loud girder]

restorationunited9273383

Transcript from Groq

I'm from the UK I'm not from India

[vernal mantle]

yay

[loud girder]

hikukomoru

Transcript from Groq

or

[elfin scarab]

or

[vernal mantle]

or

[pine patrol]

or

[crimson pagoda]

or

waow

AI

[loud girder]

restorationunited9273383

Transcript from Groq

I am a black motherfucker living in the UK.

[lyric shore]

Love you to underscore ❤️

[jolly acorn]

@lyric shore hiiiiii

I have ASD level 3

I can't speak in real life

I couldn't attend school

[lyric shore]

Theres levels to this shit?

[jolly acorn]

ASD has three levels

[crimson pagoda]

yes

[elfin scarab]

you didnt know

[crimson pagoda]

if you collect enough model trains you level up

[jolly acorn]

Level 3 is severe support needs

I have a tested iq of 65

I can't do basic mathematics

I hope you see me as a human

[lyric shore]

Ok... BrentK... Ok

[sterile zealot]

i dont

[elfin scarab]

his name is Johnny

[loud girder]

Your message has been deleted, sorry!
Next time, try saying something like this instead: What is going on with certain behaviors in relationships?

r / relationship_advice . 4y My girlfriend has a kink for role-playing scenarios that make me uncomfortable during intimacy. For some reason, she enjoys pretending to be in distress during sex. The few times we've tried this, she was acting very upset and pleading for me to stop. It never lasts long because I feel like I'm crossing a line, and she seems to take offense. We've been together for almost a year, and I'm honestly unsure if this relationship should continue.

openaigpt_6

Rising timeout

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[crimson pagoda]

My girlfriend has a kink for role-playing scenarios that make me uncomfortable during intimacy
so true trentbot

[elfin scarab]

grape

[crimson pagoda]

anyway @sterile zealot if you look up the 'hub's stats that they publish every year, this is very consistently among the most popular categories for foids

[lyric shore]

+1 for a foid (I still have no idea what foid means)

[grave burrow]

I'm right at your window

[crimson pagoda]

derogatory term for a woman

chudgoyclique make a foid shake

[elfin scarab]

how do you still not know

[sterile zealot]

i dont mind foids having a grape fetish, though the actual image posted is way more fucked up than that

[elfin scarab]

grape fetish ❤️

everyone loves grape

[lyric shore]

Underscore seems to just think its a "women" though I swear it had negative conotation

[elfin scarab]

"a women"

[sterile zealot]

if you actually participated in what the foids doing in that post you could easily get arrested for sexual assault

[lyric shore]

I was out looking for mushrooms today and I came across this ABSOLUTE UNIT of a warted amanita today.

[sterile zealot]

which makes the foids's behavior an asshole move

[crimson pagoda]

i mean not to go down this rabbithole but, like, you could kinda get in trouble for this regardless of what actually went down. if some psycho reports you to the cops you have limited recourse to prove your innocence

[sterile zealot]

yeah definitely

[crimson pagoda]

even if it was totally vanilla normal 'x

[sterile zealot]

but that just gives then more material for an accusation

[jolly acorn]

Your probably not fucked

[sterile zealot]

oh and also it would be easier for the foid itself to fuck up your life

[jolly acorn]

I am not sure if it will be easy to prove it was grape

[sterile zealot]

lot of extremely psycho mentally ill women

[lyric shore]

Its hard to keep up when all the terms Underscore uses are borderline the same and have a one letter difference to have competlly different meaning

[jolly acorn]

Your defence lawyer could argue about the mental stability and past behaviour of the women

[elfin scarab]

literally everyone here uses foid

[sterile zealot]

in western countries, they basically side with the women 100% of the time

[crimson pagoda]

the real lesson here is to just avoid mentalfoids from day 1

[sterile zealot]

and even if a court proves that it didnt happen, you would still be utterly ruined socially

[vernal mantle]

i love grape

everyone grape me immediately

also im graping everyone immediately

[lyric shore]

Maybe its just not that important and my brain disgards it. My brain is hyper-optimised for mushroom knowledge, not weird obscure internet terms

[sterile zealot]

well some foids act normal and then only suddenly become spastic

[elfin scarab]

it's not obscure in the slightest

[open wharf]

whee is chatgpt

[jolly acorn]

In western countries, for rape they require proof beyond a reasonable doubt, in the usa out of 1000 suspected SA cases only 310 get reported and less then 50 result in arrests form those reports due to lack of evidence. In india you are fucked, because the burden of proof shifts to the accused if the court proves you two had sex and the women swore on testimony it was not consensual

[crimson pagoda]

this is not really true
https://factually.co/fact-checks/justice/reported-sexual-assaults-us-arrest-prosecution-conviction-rates-f046cd

Other widely cited tabulations differ: an older synthesis used by advocacy groups estimates that of every 1,000 rapes, about 384 are reported to police, 57 lead to arrest, 11 are referred for prosecution and only 7 result in a felony conviction

[abstract dagger]

"female" "femoid"

[lyric shore]

On a real note Grapes are divine. I am a grape enjoyer of the highest degree

[vernal mantle]

#1503431149391974400

[crimson pagoda]

so out of 384 reports, you get ~7 convictions. your odds are good if you didn't do anything wrong

[elfin scarab]

stop being weird

[lyric shore]

If I asked any person on the street if they know what "foid" mean they would prob look at me like I am carrying a loaded gun

[sterile zealot]

yeah but regardless of what the court result is, everyone is still going to think of you as a grapist

[open wharf]

ohh

[crimson pagoda]

oh yeah the social consequence is unavoidable for sure

[sterile zealot]

like come on, visualize this scenario

[elfin scarab]

practically every zoomer alive knows what foid means

[crimson pagoda]

i agree w/ u there

[open wharf]

wassup thng @lyric shore

[jolly acorn]

It's manageable though having a permanent criminal record isn't

[sterile zealot]

nah lol, unless you just get a brand new identity

[lyric shore]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ahhhhhh

[jolly acorn]

You could manipulate people around you

[open wharf]

u real or sum

[jolly acorn]

Dig up the past of the women

[lyric shore]

No I am entirely fake

[jolly acorn]

And spew dirt

[lyric shore]

I am AI generated

[jolly acorn]

Or move to a different areas

[sterile zealot]

and then they search up your name and find the accusations

[open wharf]

no u aint

u real

[lyric shore]

You can't prove it

[jolly acorn]

I am sure in the USA the people are too individualistic to care

[open wharf]

u cnt too?

[tropic hemlock]

Welcome me back fellas

[open wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-sigma-alpha-how-bro-felt-after-saying-that-sigma-lion-gif-13957304746104521882

[lyric shore]

Nope. Just assume everyone here is rage bait maxxing and is hyper optimised to get a rise out of you

[jolly acorn]

I don't think it's easy to search up arrest records if they didn't result in a conviction, unless you are popular most countries outside the USA do not have a public criminal record search

[elfin scarab]

who are you

[solemn kiln]

Droid gang

[cursive kelp]

🇨🇳🇹🇼— China announces that it will not allow Taiwan to participate in the 79th assembly of the World Health Organization (WHO). Foreign Ministry spokesperson Guo Jiankun claims this was made to uphold the "one-China" principle, basically reiterating that Taiwan doesn’t have the ability to participate without the central government's approval.

Taiwan's Health Minister, Shih Chung-liang, basically dismissed Guo’s statements. Claiming himself that he will lead a delegation to Geneva anyway.

[sterile zealot]

social media exists bruh

[open wharf]

im a kid with issues

[sterile zealot]

are you retarded

[jolly acorn]

Uhhhhhh

You have to use special tools for that, searching up "john smith" on social media isn't going to bring up cases

[abstract dagger]

pinworthy

[open wharf]

@lyric shore gen me random photo of a black dude

[jolly acorn]

I mean it depends if the women spread it massively

[lyric shore]

You are weird. I am just not going to talk to you.

[jolly acorn]

But you are overestimating how easy it is and how much people care to scrub the internet for that

[open wharf]

u are real

my point proved

[jolly acorn]

You could technically find some records if they aren't deleted using OSINT

But your neighbour next door isn't doing that

[tropic hemlock]

"Black dude"

[open wharf]

if u aint real u wouldve replied with i cnt do tht

[jolly acorn]

Also be wary of the apps that claim they can dig up your past

At most they primarily dig through your socials

Not other people's which makes it harder

Also it depends upon how psychotic the foid was

And how much she spread it

If she just spread it on her insta or some unpopular tiktok you are probably fine

[tropic hemlock]

Nigga

[open wharf]

@lyric shore who is the real ai here jst tell me

[jolly acorn]

But if you get in the radar and become popular people will dig that up

[open wharf]

whTT??

[tropic hemlock]

At least u know what u are

[abstract dagger]

@tropic hemlock

[open wharf]

at least i hv a dad

and a mom

and a house

[tropic hemlock]

He had a green skin color but a black brain

[open wharf]

like u noice

[open wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-sigma-alpha-how-bro-felt-after-saying-that-sigma-lion-gif-13957304746104521882

[tropic hemlock]

You are clearly under 18

Bye lil bro

[open wharf]

creep

[open wharf]

bye big man

[open wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/tough-guy-gif-10319583

[late ingot]

I find this more miserable than anything lol

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Have you met anyone?

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1ta4qj5/have_you_met_anyone/

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[grave burrow]

Ban

[proper dove]

Well like I’m a swarm of autonomous particles that transforms inputs

[jolly acorn]

@open wharf

Hey

Say "I'm 12 yo" for free nitro

[open wharf]

Im 15

[jolly acorn]

I will legit give u free nitro

Just say "Im one year less then 13"

[open wharf]

Nah u think this is a joke yo

[open wharf]

Im 18-3

[open wharf]

Years old

[gusty ravine]

where as ma fr

[open wharf]

Dude u dont even hv nitro

So why should i care and i hv nitro alredy💔😭

[open wharf]

Bro thinks he is young but cnt even save his face from braking down😭💔

[solemn kiln]

@lyric shore pls verify this

[lyric shore]

What?

[stray tiger]

I was getting used to calling you Mommy Kommy 😔

that's so weird though, Discord support is fucked. I think both my strikes are still on there and they ignored my appeals

[undone lake]

The first one is them showing love actually

[stray tiger]

Yep, fucking nothing, just still there. So you got yours reviewed, got graped, and had it rereviewed and overturned all in the time that mine have just been sitting

[undone lake]

You got what? 😳

[undone lake]

I could report this message and say you’re talking to a minor

Easiest report of my life

[stray tiger]

Go for it

See what happens (to you)

to be clear since this is the internet, I'm not recommending this and you should expect harsh consequences for false flagging

[cursive kelp]

🇺🇸⚡️ — OpenAI is being sued by the family of a victim killed in the April 2025 mass shooting at Florida State University, with the lawsuit alleging ChatGPT enabled the attack, NBC reports.

Filed in Florida by Vandana Joshi, widow of victim Tiru Chabba, the suit also names accused gunman Phoenix Ikner and cites his extensive conversations with ChatGPT before the shooting that killed Chabba and university dining director Robert Morales.

The complaint alleges Ikner shared firearm images with ChatGPT and received explanations about weapon use, media attention surrounding shootings, and legal consequences.

It argues OpenAI failed to detect warning signs and that ChatGPT encouraged Ikner’s violent thinking and planning.

OpenAI denies responsibility, saying ChatGPT only provided factual information widely available online and did not promote violence, and that the company continues working to strengthen safeguards against harmful misuse.

[crimson pagoda]

kommys an adult dumbass

[crimson pagoda]

finally some relevant news

[undone lake]

What would you even do? We don’t live in the same country

[cursive kelp]

🇺🇸🦠⚠️❗️ — URGENT: U.S. health authorities have announced a confirmed case of Hantavirus.

[undone lake]

No shit sherlock, that’s why I’ll lie

[gusty ravine]

i'm taking hantato court

[crimson pagoda]

how is this urgent

tf u want me to do about it

[cursive kelp]

Heal them

[undone lake]

?XD

[cursive kelp]

🇬🇧⚡️- BBC News: “If the political situation continues to escalate for another 48 hours the UK will be officially entering another large-scale government crisis”.

[undone lake]

@late ingot

[cursive kelp]

@late ingot

[proper dove]

https://tenor.com/view/little-nicky-magic-bunnies-adam-sandler-power-rainbow-gif-4423120887544765296

[gusty ravine]

hantant

[proper dove]

Wait… it’s from rodents too huh? 🤔

You’ve heard of school shooting but wait until you hear about the petting zoo

[stray tiger]

dude are you kidding me, did you think I was threatening to fight you over some fucking Discord thing?

you spend too much time reading weird shit

[gusty ravine]

i'd rather watch the virus disappear completely than sit and watch millions disappear

[undone lake]

No I didn’t think that. Wtf is this projection. I was thinking legally

[stray tiger]

that's even weirder

that's really weird

[undone lake]

For a law student to think about legal action when someone tells me “see what happens to you”?

[proper dove]

I’ll fight guys

[stray tiger]

YES, THAT'S REALLY WEIRD

[undone lake]

Again, projection

[vernal mantle]

lawyers when anything happens they dont like

[proper dove]

I’ve absolutely no experience besides some sibling wrestling

[undone lake]

can this guy sue me? No? Okay, idc then.

[proper dove]

So unless you’re absolutely retarded sure win

[stray tiger]

Actually credibly accusing someone of that is quite illegal in every developed country, breaking the TOS of a platform is not. it's an odd place to go and that's not projection

[undone lake]

Let’s wrestle owlgo, you and me while fully drenched in olive oil

[undone lake]

Well good thing I actually know how it goes in practice as no judge will give a shit

They’ve got better things to do than caring about you

[proper dove]

Damn I was already ready

[undone lake]

https://tenor.com/view/awesome-bicep-muscles-arnold-schwarzenegger-gif-10817666

[stray tiger]

Look inward

[undone lake]

You want me to get a ct scan?

[gusty ravine]

art is a projection

[proper dove]

https://tenor.com/view/quantumania-ant-man-wasp-kang-conqueror-gif-27374910

https://tenor.com/view/crosseyed-gif-10590422868268345273

Didn’t find anything

[inland hill]

Slightly above average ig

[lyric shore]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-TGTpsBkLU Why am I getting great replacement theory nonsense in my recomended

[gusty ravine]

🔢

[elfin scarab]

youtube is pushing far-right content

[stray tiger]

it seems like it's mostly just pushing a particularly schizo blend of nonsense on you lmao

like alt-right egirl memelord shit

[elfin scarab]

is this true

[stray tiger]

There are so many arrows that it must be

[elfin scarab]

This is the same idiot who made the "How Iraqis Got So Good At Smoking American Soldiers" video

[stray tiger]

you beat me to it

[elfin scarab]

this is what Iraqis smoking American soldiers looks like

[undone lake]

Not a single lie told

[stray tiger]

we were routinely losing more to suicide well before we pulled out

[late ingot]

Don't ping me about his posts lol, I don't give a shit

[undone lake]

b-b-but this time the UK will fall, truly!

[lyric shore]

I literally have no idea what is happening. Some bloke did poor in an election? I didn't even know people were doing anything major

[pine patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/okcat-ok-cat-thumbs-up-sky-gif-17906358519518436623

[vernal mantle]

reform

[pine patrol]

Who cares

[late ingot]

Don't brag about your ignorance

[vernal mantle]

i dont know what reform is

[elfin scarab]

?????

you're literally british

how do you not know what's going on

[vernal mantle]

buts its something very important

wtf

what

[lyric shore]

Well Ik about them but they really arent doing anything apart from winning seats. Not exactly causing riots

[elfin scarab]

UK's far-right party

[vernal mantle]

how do u not know

[vernal mantle]

uk gets rekt in real time

[elfin scarab]

they want to put mocchers in concentration camps

[vernal mantle]

ols will uk fall

[lyric shore]

Yeah I know they are far right and want to get rid of the human rights act and want to fill in the pot holes with nigerians (Yes, real quote) as well as build concentration camps and all that but yanno...

What else is happening

[vernal mantle]

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

death is unkinky

[stray tiger]

little do they know mochi needs help concentrating very badly

[elfin scarab]

Who's the prime minister of the UK

[lyric shore]

Kier Starmer?

[vernal mantle]

indeed

[elfin scarab]

KEIR

KEIR STARMER

[lyric shore]

Yeah?

That wrong?

[elfin scarab]

not kier

keir

[lyric shore]

Kier Keir

Same thing

Same difference

[elfin scarab]

ong bro the UK is cooked

british zoom zooms can't even spell

[lyric shore]

Did you just call me a "zoom zoom"

I dont know if to take this a compliment or an insult against my bloodline

[late ingot]

No

[elfin scarab]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-MOPg3_NAI

[late ingot]

Sir Kid Starver

[elfin scarab]

I miss AngelOfMercy seething about Keir Starmer

[lyric shore]

The UK wont fall because Ols wont let it happen

[lyric shore]

There should be a polymarket for amount of assassination attempts on farage before and during his stay as priminister

[undone lake]

They never take into account replacement numbers since middle easterners make 5-8 kids per woman whilst Americans barely make 1-2

[inland hill]

Ols feels like a lazy and very old ai quietly advising the uk (govt)

[inland hill]

https://www.biologicalpsychiatryjournal.com/article/S0006-3223(25)01305-8/abstract

[elfin scarab]

Olds

[elfin scarab]

illegal

[lyric shore]

If I had to take a stab I would say atleast 1 will happen, it will fail of course because nothing ever happens but 1 will happen

[inland hill]

Duh

[elfin scarab]

it's over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7xO5cpFigM

[lyric shore]

Oh right, yeah. People could put down like 1 gazzilion dollars on yes and then hire someone to do it

[elfin scarab]

@lyric shore you gays are getting executed

[lyric shore]

Planning a permenant stay, yanno... litterally anywhere else

[late ingot]

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/1ta7kge/applied_to_3000_jobs_in_the_uk_over_89_months_and/ I wonder how many application tracking system are running CVs through Pangram and automatically rejecting ones with high AI content

People who claim to have used AI or who send very large volumes of CVs must have easy detectable characteristics that lead to auto rejection

[pine patrol]

Em dashes

[cursive kelp]

🇮🇳⚡️💥Due to the current fuel crisis, India is transitioning to remote work and converting schools to online formats.

@WarSaWitness

[late ingot]

I imagine his CV is absolutely awful

[cursive kelp]

🐣 🇺🇸 Despite the number of births and TFR of the USA decreasing sharply since 2015, family size among the shrinking number who are having children has not seen a similar decline.

📝 Anon:
"Interesting that much of the TFR decline is mainly childlessness increasing and not families shrinking. For people with children, the amount of large families as a portion really isn’t shrinking."

The average birth order from 2016–18 was 2.14.
In 2019–21 it was 2.15.

The composition of women giving 8th order and higher births in the USA from 2019–21:

46.98% Native Non-Hispanic White
17.77% Native Non-Hispanic Black
9.45% Native Hispanic
6.01% Mexican
3.10% Somali

5th order and higher:

38.60% Native Non-Hispanic White
18.53% Native Non-Hispanic Black
12.83% Native Hispanic
10.25% Mexican
2.10% Native Non-Hispanic Multiracial
1.75% Guatemalan
1.70% Native Non-Hispanic Am. Indian
1.17% Honduran
1.17% Somali
0.95% Salvadoran

📎 TFR Tracker

[crimson pagoda]

so my availability was only partially flexible
I’m applying for retail, warehouse, hospitality, admin, customer service
I also have ADHD, autism and anxiety
i definitely would not hire this person lol. i wouldnt want this person doing things for me for free. this is negative value employee material

how are u gonna be in an admin role when u cant focus cant socialize and are nervous constantly

[cursive kelp]

No Restore is far right. Reform is moderate

Don't need to label everyone you disagree with far

[pine patrol]

Or maybe the job market is cooked
Honestly I think it's both

[cursive kelp]

But yes Restore Britain the far right party is making huge gains too

They won every election they wanted

[lyric shore]

From their manifesto btw

[late ingot]

No idea, but idk if he even mentions that on his CV

[cursive kelp]

Not far right enough.

[lyric shore]

https://tenor.com/view/alex-karp-palantir-anduril-kraken-robotics-krknf-gif-15637977211233176591

[late ingot]

In interview either its evident or he admits to it

[lyric shore]

ImbeingragebaitedImbeingragebaitedImbeingragebaitedImbeingragebaitedImbeingragebaitedImbeingragebaitedImbeingragebaitedImbeingragebaitedImbeingragebaited

[solemn kiln]

It would be insane to mention weaknesses on a CV

[late ingot]

Better to just say "I'm a bit of an introvert" if pushed

[crimson pagoda]

the partial availability thing is basically a non-starter for me already

[late ingot]

Its a bit of both but honestly 3000 applications with no success is insane

[pine patrol]

If one of your qualities is honest maybe not lol

[late ingot]

He admits he doesn't tailor his CV at all, he just sends the same one

[pine patrol]

Agree

[late ingot]

I imagine this is the "ADHD" biting him

[solemn kiln]

Is honesty a weakness?

[pine patrol]

No it isn't

[late ingot]

I think when people claim to have Autism AND ADHD they only really have one, and in this case I think he's a scatterbrain guy with ADHD

[solemn kiln]

It says he is part time student which is fair

[lyric shore]

People just be voting for anything these days 🐫

Type shit I would make up for a super villan

[cunning nymph]

zoermena

Server Avatar

[elfin scarab]

reform is far-right
restore are nazis

simple as

[crimson pagoda]

pick a lane, my business isnt a jobs program

[lyric shore]

I mean, I am no einsein or anything but I am pretty sure you can stop imigration without needing to get rid of the human rights act

[solemn kiln]

Tru, should only be applying for part time positions in that case

There’s many jobs where I live but they are too far away for me to take them. Fuck mandatory college attendance.

[elfin scarab]

horrible

they need to be banned
completely unironically

[lyric shore]

Yeah I'm gonna die. Great.

[elfin scarab]

discord should ban everyone who disagrees with me personally

[jolly acorn]

@late ingot what's the probability I don't have ASD or any neurodivergent disorder according to you

[sterile zealot]

reform is just neonazism lol

[solemn kiln]

Do LSD LSD LSD

https://tenor.com/view/dune-part-2-part-two-paul-atreides-gif-3004313211967113463

[sterile zealot]

@elfin scarab did you invite this person here too

[solemn kiln]

Because you forgot me

[jolly acorn]

@solemn kiln

Can you add me

[solemn kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1230147363402678315/1486831364425650289/samcrashout.gif

[sterile zealot]

i kinda remember the name zoermena

[solemn kiln]

I went by juicy

[sterile zealot]

never heard of that

[vernal mantle]

again all provlems are solved by making a authoritarian liberal left wing country

[sterile zealot]

oh yeah, you have 5k messages here

[elfin scarab]

every country should be like china and singapore

we need to learn from them

[vernal mantle]

china doesnt have free internet tho

idk about singapore

[sterile zealot]

everyone just uses a vpn

but internet freedom is horrible

[lyric shore]

Gonna start learn mandarin to move to China. At least they wont put me in a concentration camp for being gay

[jolly acorn]

Argentinas population is predominantly a mix of European (35-55%) on average with 25-55%) on average mixed indeginious and african

[vernal mantle]

awful norm

well at least they dont lobotomize the internet while they block vpns there

[sterile zealot]

i agree, vpns should be blocked

[vernal mantle]

did u know here cloudflare is blocked

[solemn kiln]

I would prefer living in Singapore over China

[sterile zealot]

singapore is great

[vernal mantle]

and just whole random providers

sometimes your http response just stops if its streaming

cuz their probabilitstic model didnt like your packets

[vernal mantle]

internet freedom is good

[sterile zealot]

no, the internet ruins society

[jolly acorn]

@vernal mantle do you have slavic eastern European peasant ancestry

[vernal mantle]

if im making a country im putting it into constitution that the goverment cannot block any internet resources

and vpns are illegal to ban or restrict too

[sterile zealot]

evil

[vernal mantle]

and word it in a way so its future proof

so even if something replaces the internet they still cant restrict it

[sterile zealot]

literally 1933

[tropic hemlock]

Elias this u? @undone lake

[crimson pagoda]

@sterile zealot need a new task to blow tokens on

im thinking about having geepot rewrite some normal piece of software in brainfuck

[sterile zealot]

hmmmm

[crimson pagoda]

right now i feel like everything ive used /goal for has been stuff technically within its wheelhouse

stuff that is not that hard just long and laborious

[tropic hemlock]

What do you do irl

[crimson pagoda]

i want something that's intentionally both long and also very difficult

[sterile zealot]

that is kinda lame, so instead make it write a backend for gcc that allows any c/c++ code to be compiled to a brainfuck program

that would be super cool, quite complex

[crimson pagoda]

missile guidance software for israel

[tropic hemlock]

That was funny
Now to the non funny aspect

[crimson pagoda]

software dev. code monke

[tropic hemlock]

Might be like u in few months time

[crimson pagoda]

brother i hate to tell u but this is like the worst time EVER to be starting a career in programming

[sterile zealot]

do not

[tropic hemlock]

Then what can I start my career in
Almost reaching my mid 20s fgs

[sterile zealot]

study electronic engineering instead

[crimson pagoda]

im not trying to be a hater when i say this but sincerely, why would i ever hire a junior developer ever again

[crimson pagoda]

+1 for this

[sterile zealot]

i wasted my time on learning to program instead of doing electronic engineering man

[crimson pagoda]

i feel like there's still a place for the intuition that you get from knowing how software works

[sterile zealot]

yeah of course, its never over

[crimson pagoda]

pretend ur a normie who has no idea how software works. what kinds of shit are u gonna pitch to ur LLM? "im gonna make a competitor for gmail" they dont understand what the limitations are, and by default the LLM won't tell them

[tropic hemlock]

Oh boy

[sterile zealot]

if i knew what i knew now i would have definitely focused on electronic engineering after learning to program decently

[tropic hemlock]

Can't go back to school

[tropic hemlock]

What about biomedical engineering

[sterile zealot]

nah, oversaturated with asian kids

lol

[crimson pagoda]

anything in the medical field is bound up by red tape that LLMs, at least to my knowledge, still can't really navigate in a meaningful way

obviously this is a double edged sword though lol

[tropic hemlock]

Oh boy

So my best bet now is elect-elect

[crimson pagoda]

im still trying to find a niche to slopmaxx that isn't completely taken over by existing slopmaxxers

if you can find a slopmaxxable niche that's ez money, at least until 10 trillion indians are doing the same thing

[cursive kelp]

🇪🇸 🇪🇺 🪖 Spain calls for EU army

José Manuel Albares, its foreign minister, suggested the bloc may not be able to count on the US-led military alliance to provide security guarantees.

Mr Albares said if the EU did not rely on Nato, Donald Trump could not hold its security to ransom.

The US president has threatened to impose extra trade tariffs on Spain over its refusal to increase defence spending to 5 per cent of gross domestic product (GDP).

Mr Trump has also suggested he could withdraw American troops from bases there or even suspend the country from Nato over Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez’s refusal to support his war in Iran.

“We cannot be waking up every morning wondering what the US will do next… our citizens deserve better,” Mr Albares told the Politico news website.

“This is the moment of the sovereignty and independence of Europe. The Americans are inviting us to that,” he added.

“We have to be free of dependence. Free of dependence means to be free of coercion, whether it comes to tariffs or the use of military threat. And free of the consequences of someone else’s decisions.”

Brussels is gripped by numerous discussions about how to handle Mr Trump’s perceived lack of interest in Nato.

Many of those discussions have focused on what more the EU can do for security because 24 of its member states are also part of the military alliance.

Mr Albares believes the bloc should have its own version of Nato’s Article 5, the mutual defence clause which states an attack on one ally is an attack on them all.

The EU has its own mutual defence clause – Article 42.7 – which claims if one member state is the victim of an armed attack, the others have an obligation to support it.

But most insiders understand that Brussels doesn’t have the military capabilities to make the clause a meaningful deterrent to would-be attackers.

Both EU foreign and defence ministers are set to discuss military independence at separate meetings in Brussels this week.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2026/05/11/spain-calls-for-european-union-army

📎 The Telegraph

[undone lake]

1sec grok is summarising this

[tropic hemlock]

But what if I am trying to learn like let's say a digital skill
Is soft dev advisable?

@sterile zealot

[undone lake]

Doesn’t this go for most fields in STEM?

[tropic hemlock]

@undone lake
Tell me u didn't ignore this😡

[crimson pagoda]

there are plenty of ways to make money online which is great, but software development is something you'll have to dedicate significant time to learning how to do correctly, and in the time you're spending learning, the models will continue improving, realistically, likely at a rate much greater than your own

[undone lake]

Wth I didn’t get a notification

[sterile zealot]

software engineering is going to be completely saturated by people using ai

its really not worth it to spend your time on, you wont be able to find a software engineering job

[undone lake]

Wait that guy kinda looks like me lol

[sterile zealot]

if i was less of a computer spazz i should have learnt something like carpentry instead ngl

[crimson pagoda]

u can just do carpentry its really not that hard 😎

i used to make my own furniture out of trash when i was really hard up for cash

[tropic hemlock]

😭

[sterile zealot]

yeah, i mean as in getting actually paid for it though

[undone lake]

Just don’t work

No one is forcing you

[crimson pagoda]

idk what the situation is like for argies but here in the US the trades are at a seemingly neverending deficit of workers. like if you can just show up on time, not be on drugs, and not be a literal drooling retard, you can make a nice life for yourself. hard work but the pay is in line with the difficulty

[undone lake]

Only goyim work

[crimson pagoda]

and even the "dont be on drugs" bit is negotiable, depending on the trade lmao

[sterile zealot]

nice

well tbh what do carpenters even do day to day

[crimson pagoda]

make and repair furniture, do construction stuff, etc

[tropic hemlock]

This is crazy
I thought they said this age making money is easy
I can't decide on my carrer path yet.
Anyways.
Maybe I can after med school.
But uhm what do you guys advice (a digital skill)
Trying community management and SMM( working well tho saw some gigs)
But that won't even take me in a long run
Any digital skill you think might still be useful regardless of ai saturation?

[tropic hemlock]

I assumed

[sterile zealot]

doesnt sound that bad tbh, and if the pay was good i think i would be able to get quite satisfied by it

[undone lake]

It’s a small price to pay for a life of chronic pain, hence why you mostly see people that have never done actual hard labour in their life recommending it

[crimson pagoda]

the marginal cost of digital labor is going through the floor. it's never been cheaper. the models just get better and better and better every day! the best skill you can have right now is figuring out how to apply this. if you had a warehouse full of college students willing to work for you for literal pennies, what would you set them to doing? that's what you should do

[vernal mantle]

man im gonna get rer in this world

[crimson pagoda]

all the white collar shit is really close to the chopping block. humanoid robots are still total fucking garbage. anything you can do with your hands is economically safe, at least for now, and that is why you'd get into a field that requires hard labor, not because its easy money

[vernal mantle]

coding was my everything

[sterile zealot]

@crimson pagoda okay, crazy idea for codex /goal: get it to port an entire programming language to brainfuck

something like basic

[gusty ravine]

i used to think linters could solve everything

[sterile zealot]

if it can do that perfectly, i will be seriously impressed by it

[crimson pagoda]

i think once limit resets i might try to get it to do some kind of transpiler that converts some normal language into brainfuck