💬off-topic

[pine patrol]

Oh yeah it's a famous movie

[plucky escarp]

Did you stop working out?

[pine patrol]

Lol

[abstract dagger]

tbf

ive been eating mcdonalds and slop again

[gritty perch]

Lol yeah

[abstract dagger]

ive lost like 5kg by eating shit food

i dont get it

[gritty perch]

And drinking soda too I bet

[abstract dagger]

how am i losing weight on a worse diet

[abstract dagger]

sometimes but never sugar

only zero sugar

if i do

[plucky escarp]

So you're fat and your gf is fat?

[abstract dagger]

was, and ex gf

[plucky escarp]

Did you guys ever try looksmaxing?

[abstract dagger]

we were both in better shape at the start of the rs

to be fair

[pine patrol]

A bad diet doesn't necessarily makes you fat
It can mess you up in other ways

[gritty perch]

Your muscle converts to fat. Fat weighs less then muscle. You are converting all your msucle into fat which makes it seem like your losing weight but your body composition is just turning into a higher fat %

[sterile zealot]

what does looksmaxxing even involve

im already skinny

[pine patrol]

I haven't
Most of the advice is toxic

[plucky escarp]

Just a bunch of stuff on maximizing each part of your looks and the ways you can do it

[abstract dagger]

hm interesting

possibly

[sterile zealot]

yeah ik what it is

[gritty perch]

Its 100% why

[abstract dagger]

im retiring next month

[pine patrol]

You know that very, very well

[abstract dagger]

so ill start a good diet then

[gritty perch]

Cleaner diet and eating less in general.. sugars to an absolute minimum like none if possible. Also bread.

[plucky escarp]

Being low body fat is most if it

[sterile zealot]

how do you estimate that

[plucky escarp]

Do you guys got lots of followers on insta?

[stray tiger]

I don't think it's healthy to focus on yourself with such a negative attitude. Taking care of yourself is fine and more than enough. Women don't generally report liking very low body fat in person

[pine patrol]

Do you have a public account?

[plucky escarp]

I have <50 followers

It's prviate though

[sterile zealot]

i dont think most people here except james use instagram

[solemn kiln]

I have 300 something something g

[plucky escarp]

My cousin has 1k+ followers

[pine patrol]

Floridabro

[plucky escarp]

Brutal

[abstract dagger]

yes or no bread

[abstract dagger]

??

[plucky escarp]

All normies have an insta

[stray tiger]

Maintaining a healthy body fat and a generally fit physique puts you in the top 10% or more. Minimizing it isn't helpful

[abstract dagger]

i have like 3k followers on insta

what do you mean

[gritty perch]

Looks maxxing didnt exist when I was younger and it seems weird to me and extremely unhealthy to the mental. Its like chasing a carrot on a stick. Will you ever be truly satisfied?

[stray tiger]

This is true, insta is huge

[pine patrol]

Nobody's a normie on Discord

[sterile zealot]

read the sentence again

[gritty perch]

No bread sadly lol

[sterile zealot]

bruh

[abstract dagger]

oh

i read it twice and still misread it

💀

[plucky escarp]

It's not that simple

[gritty perch]

I wasnt very clear lol

[pine patrol]

What do you mean?

[abstract dagger]

i have a member of turkish parliament following my insta

[gritty perch]

Hate to say it but losing weight is literally as simple as cutting calories and working out

[stray tiger]

Good idea to have insta on your phone just to talk and quickly exchange contacts if nothing else

[plucky escarp]

Wrong, my sis uses discord and is a normie. She has an insta with 1k+ followers

[gritty perch]

Don't need to complicate it

[stray tiger]

Yep, especially for young people

[abstract dagger]

smelly abi has an insta

and discord

[plucky escarp]

Even knowing that is not known by everyone

[plucky escarp]

Who is that

[abstract dagger]

but she deleted the discord

[abstract dagger]

smelly abi

[stray tiger]

Way easier, doesn't usually require anything extreme and they have a much better hormonal base

[pine patrol]

Just kidding

[plucky escarp]

Who is "smelly abi"?

[abstract dagger]

smelly abi

[sterile zealot]

some foid james talks to

[gritty perch]

Yeah trust me dude I was fat more then half my life lol I had to learn these things. I had to teach myself. My parents fed me trash as a kid

Big thing is changing your eating habits

I used to eat a lot at night

[plucky escarp]

Only the extreeme variant of Looksmaxing is about trying to increase your looks endlessly without limit. The normal version of it just is an aggolomerate of things you can do to improve each part of your looks reasonably.

[plucky escarp]

Yes

[gritty perch]

Get high as shit and eat like another 1500 calories at 9pm lol

That's how you get fat

[plucky escarp]

When I lived alone for college, I lost a a bunch of weight just because I was too lazy to cook 😂

[plucky escarp]

Or soemtimes I crave mcdonalds and that's like 1500 calories in 1 meal

[pine patrol]

If it stays healthy and reasonable, I'm not against it
Otherwise, it's obviously better to avoid it
Most of the looksmaxxing posts I've seen are toxic or promote stereotypes and such, but I've seen some nice ones
It's all about having nuance, honestly

[pine patrol]

And it tastes like shit

[plucky escarp]

Post meal clarity

[gritty perch]

I never believed it but once you change your diet to healthier foods you genuinely start to enjoy them. Dishes/foods you didnt like before you find yourself trying and liking. And when you go back to processed foods you can literally feel the quality difference

[pine patrol]

All that for nothing feeling

[stray tiger]

Actually, you feel much worse lmao

[pine patrol]

It wasn't that good feeling

[stray tiger]

When your blood sugar spikes you feel sedate but not great, then when it falls your mood falls with it

[gritty perch]

Mcdonalds makes me feel sad and unfulfilled

[pine patrol]

And I've wasted money

[gritty perch]

Lol

And craving more

[pine patrol]

And I've eaten unhealthy food

[plucky escarp]

My issue right now is procrastination. I keep thinking I'll start later

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Nah its fine bro 🙂

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[pine patrol]

Coworker post

[stray tiger]

Lol @vernal mantle ya herd

[plucky escarp]

Why is this r/chatgpt now just hating against chatgpt/AI in stupid ways

[merry bluff]

LMAOO

they're so easy to bait

[plucky escarp]

ChatGPT is the best thing that's ever happened. I talk to it so much everyday. It's like my true friend. I cant wait for it to be smarter

I prolly talked to ChatGPT more than I talked to humans irl in my entire life

Excluding online

[abstract dagger]

fr

[solemn kiln]

Watch this

[pine patrol]

Don't fall into AI psychosis

[stray tiger]

You're old enough to try out microdosing ozempic if you want. Don't take it long term, don't take a clinical dose. There's no reason to and it's high risk to do that, plus way more expensive.

https://nootropicsource.com get bacteriostatic water from somewhere if they don't have it, syringes Amazon or wherever, code welcome15 (use the +whatever trick with Gmail account for a temp email)

[pine patrol]

Are you deadass

[plucky escarp]

I'm not, I took a ML class

[pine patrol]

Or is this a joke

[pine patrol]

You are immune

[plucky escarp]

Okay

[abstract dagger]

marquis

you love medicine

dont you

[pine patrol]

I'm guessing you study CS or something?

[pine patrol]

He loves homeopathy

[stray tiger]

I have a medical background, yeah

[gritty perch]

Yeah its something that you need to make a part of your daily routine to be conscious of it. Start reading the labels of food you eat

[plucky escarp]

Yep

[pine patrol]

Way to flex

[solemn kiln]

Yuh

[abstract dagger]

I told my mom about being schizophrenic

yesterday

or whatever it is

psychosis at tmes

times

[plucky escarp]

Yes

[abstract dagger]

and she was surprisingly chill about it

[stray tiger]

Yeah, you have psychotic symptoms

[pine patrol]

I see

[abstract dagger]

it was bad today

[stray tiger]

Does she have a similar history?

[abstract dagger]

i was so stressed

i was playing osu and like

sudenly all i could see were eyes

watching me

was not nice

spooky

but then it went away

and i was fine

[abstract dagger]

nope

noone does

as far as im aware

[crimson pagoda]

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[abstract dagger]

your local pedophile

[stray tiger]

You mean in your family, lots of people do

[plucky escarp]

I had auditory hallucinations when I was waking up

[grave burrow]

Let it impregnate you

[gritty perch]

I had a co worker who was schizophrenic. He would randomly argue with a guy only he could see in front of customers...

[abstract dagger]

no like noone else is psychotic i think

[sterile zealot]

@crimson pagoda btw

[merry bluff]

lmaooo

[pine patrol]

I had an experience when I was seeing a book on my bed, tried to grab it, and I couldn't touch it
I placed a pillow on top of it then removed it, and the book had disappeared

[stray tiger]

That's obviously wrong

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/reze-chainsaw-man-csm-reze-arc-laughing-gif-10894705470142956205

[crimson pagoda]

I'm still limited til tomorrow night

[sterile zealot]

you should start this and leave it running all night and see how much progres it makes in a day'

[sterile zealot]

oh, when

[abstract dagger]

i dont think anyone suffers with it

[plucky escarp]

I cant get pregnant

[crimson pagoda]

Iirc like 8 PM tomorrow

[abstract dagger]

moreso adhd bipolar bpd

[gritty perch]

Star wars core fan base

[abstract dagger]

seems rampant in mine

[plucky escarp]

I want a fertile gf and marry her and make her pregnant. That's my dream

[abstract dagger]

i might just be bipolar

idk

[stray tiger]

The fact it has a name means there are many people that experience psychotic symptoms

[abstract dagger]

i feel too unstable and chaotic

i cant pinpoint shit

[sterile zealot]

literally everyone wants that

[stray tiger]

The first trick is to stop talking about it that way, "find a nice woman and settle down to raise a family with her"

[abstract dagger]

do you mean in general or in my family

[gritty perch]

https://tenor.com/view/woody-handshake-didnt-know-you-were-like-that-gif-508194548043960051

@pine patrol

[stray tiger]

In general, that's why I said "you mean in your family" originally

[pine patrol]

Always chill

[sterile zealot]

synonymous sentences

[gritty perch]

Xi Jinping smiles upon us.

[abstract dagger]

oh yeah i do

like yeah

[gritty perch]

https://tenor.com/view/xi-jinping-agree-chinese-gif-916020222063805247

[abstract dagger]

i dont think my family has psychosis as arunning thing

[stray tiger]

It's not that common, I mean the symptoms are what they are

[cunning nymph]

mcdonaldcats

Server Avatar

[stray tiger]

It could be a mania linked symptom, you could have psychotic depression

[plucky escarp]

This chat is hard to follow

[stray tiger]

If so, you treat it very different. MAOIs work

[gritty perch]

My parents are the stop being a pussy mental illness can be overcome with willpower type

[solemn kiln]

Trift store Chewbacca

[abstract dagger]

my dad is

[plucky escarp]

My parents are go get therapy and I'm like nah

[stray tiger]

there are often several threads going simultaneously

[abstract dagger]

i suspect it

[pine patrol]

@abstract dagger why do you have an assquatch as your pfp

[grave burrow]

Not with that attitude, ai Mohammed needs to be born, let destiny unfold

[stray tiger]

I don't know what your symptoms come from, you don't sound like you have schizophrenia but you clearly have psychotic symptoms, so I'd target it symptomatically rather than assume anything else

[gritty perch]

I need dual citizenship

[plucky escarp]

I have no clue what this means tbh

[loud girder]

Psychological report on @plucky escarp, requested by @pine patrol

[abstract dagger]

i agree

[abstract dagger]

its beautiful

[plucky escarp]

Wowww

[gritty perch]

I dedicate this song to @abstract dagger
https://open.spotify.com/track/4j3sD1EcYquM2ltqNH19ec?si=lEvVBq_DSV6bGZkeuwla9A

[pine patrol]

I guess. Whatever

[cunning nymph]

mcdonaldcats

Server Avatar

[loud girder]

Psychological report on @abstract dagger, requested by @abstract dagger

[grave burrow]

Trust

The

Process

[gritty perch]

WHY ARENT KIDS GETTING MARRIED AND HAVING CHILDREN THESE DAYS???

[grave burrow]

Femboys

[solemn kiln]

Expensif

[gritty perch]

Plastic in my balls

[abstract dagger]

holy fucking shit

[grave burrow]

The next step in human evolution

[stray tiger]

Large doses of antipsychotics make you feel like shit and probably aren't necessary, so that's why my first reocmmendation was using low dose or messing with mood stabilizers. I don't think it's laser targeted to what you're dealing with, but lamotrigine might seriously help without any notable side effects.

Sarcosine and glycine, you just have to take them. They're good for you and have no side effects of note, there's zero reason not to try

[plucky escarp]

God's plan?

[plucky escarp]

Damnnn

AI is ruthless

[pine patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-shirt-boy-blue-shirt-guy-blue-shirt-study-kid-sturdy-kid-gif-1094692955983607706

[solemn kiln]

Sam Altman is god yes

[stray tiger]

@abstract dagger I don't thunk they're effective enough, but your symptoms also aren't that bad and you are resistant to trying other things, so I'd just insist if I was in charge of your Tx

[loud girder]

@pine patrol has decided to take a break from this server and is now muted for 8 hours.

If you want to take a break too, you can use the </touchgrass:1168235574474313768> command.

[gritty perch]

The trentbot psych reports are relentless 🤣gonna make someone anhero

[plucky escarp]

What's "anhero"?

[slender solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/iwakura-lain-suicide-thinking-gun-gif-11659613

[plucky escarp]

Damn

[slender solstice]

@stray tiger mark did you see
my account got rekted

[stray tiger]

oh hey you, why are you on Mommy mode?

Nooo lol I did not

[gritty perch]

https://tenor.com/view/step-back-ledge-divide-gif-14732193

[vernal mantle]

wtfff

[stray tiger]

Oh ha I'm all paranoid I thought you hated me forever

[slender solstice]

i cant use my main account until the 17th

someone is reportmaxxing me

[stray tiger]

Wot!? Noooo

[vernal mantle]

rer

what did u get banned for

[stray tiger]

Wow high five for shared victimhood 😎

[slender solstice]

i already appealed

[vernal mantle]

i think i may know who it is potentially

[vernal mantle]

😎

or maybe who's being framed

[south wing]

:o who

[plucky escarp]

Discord moderation is whack

[vernal mantle]

lmaoooo

[south wing]

eh?

[stray tiger]

look, this is a valid political stance

[vernal mantle]

the message that she was banned for is "kill himeko"

[gritty perch]

there are robot dogs being used by the US military that have shitty security and dormant chinese backdoors.

https://youtu.be/lA8WuXDXfcI?si=U82Sqr6EcitS5v0x

[south wing]

[stray tiger]

I mean it's me, Komo, anyone else?

[vernal mantle]

no i mean the person being framed for reporting

[stray tiger]

Me they were definitely watching and waiting for, the message was out of nowhere

[vernal mantle]

maybe it's actually idk jake

[south wing]

didn't underscore get reported too

[stray tiger]

I know, the targets are us two and one other person got hit. Jake wouldn't, I really doubt it

[plucky escarp]

Sadly software is not taken seriously

[stray tiger]

He did, underscore was a bit before I think

[slender solstice]

i was actually only muted until the 11th originally
but the appeal extended my mute for some fucking reason

[plucky escarp]

Discord doubled down

[vernal mantle]

that was a joke 😡

[slender solstice]

there is a traitor here

[vernal mantle]

agree

[slender solstice]

who keeps reportmaxxing everyone

[vernal mantle]

a impostor amogus

[slender solstice]

susmogus

@tall panther

@lean barn

[vernal mantle]

@chrome pasture

[slender solstice]

@oblique shuttle

[vernal mantle]

amogussy

[slender solstice]

@mental zephyr

[buoyant terrace]

lol that’s actually a thing

[grave burrow]

I smell justice

[vernal mantle]

@oblique vale

[buoyant terrace]

What did you do lol

[vernal mantle]

how do you know

[grave burrow]

Questioned Israel

[solemn kiln]

AMOGUS SUSMOGUS

[vernal mantle]

i didn't know amogussy was a thing

[buoyant terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/waltergotme-gif-18867690

[stray tiger]

What the fuck, they can do that?!

[vernal mantle]

we have removed a violation from your account

[vernal mantle]

we have added the violation back

[slender solstice]

from 11th of may to 17th

[solemn kiln]

Mythos will substitute trust

[plucky escarp]

Which healthy foods do you like?

[vernal mantle]

do you maybe need some alts potentially

i can get you 100

[slender solstice]

no

[vernal mantle]

1000

[plucky escarp]

Crazy

[merry bluff]

wtf

who is the imposter

[slender solstice]

someone here wishes to see me GONE

[grave burrow]

It's me!

[south wing]

tbh i believe it

[gritty perch]

Here's one for breakfast. Can sub with egg whites to make it better tho https://www.gimmesomeoven.com/high-protein-egg-bites/#tasty-recipes-85313-jump-target

[stray tiger]

I think your enemies reach all the way up to discord HQ

[south wing]

trentbot should have an imposter detecting feature

[fervent basin]

what the fuck, it went to this after it said it was gonna refresh in like 1 minute lol

[stark bone]

wonder if it needs: pitch, and yaw too

[lavish vale]

putin wins again

[stray tiger]

It has the alt one

[south wing]

ye but everyone has an alt that doesn't mean anything

[plucky escarp]

Cooking is hard

[lavish vale]

most imposters are easily spotted anyway

[plucky escarp]

Really wish i had a gf to cook for me.

[lavish vale]

really wish my reachy mini could cook

[merry bluff]

I can cook

[lavish vale]

i can slow cook (put everything in pot, wait 6 hours)

if you arent pressure cooking, sous viding, or slow cookering... then you failed your protein

(although i recently scored a free outdoor grill with built in air fryer)

[stray tiger]

Lol I'm a bum. Air fryers are fuckin coo

[lavish vale]

air fryers are so convenient

[stray tiger]

I use a pan for most things, but the toaster oven my cousin has is amaaaazing

[gusty ravine]

struudels in da oven

[lavish vale]

now that i have 2 air fryers i'm not sure i need an oven

[stray tiger]

Probably not, his toaster oven had an air fryer/convection mode. I forget the differences often

[lavish vale]

i thought convection mode only existed because ovens were too big

[plucky escarp]

6 hours?!

That's too long

[gusty ravine]

can't even talk about cooking anymore

[lavish vale]

the longer the better

you want the meat falling off the bone on its own

[lavish vale]

so all air fryers are basically mini convection ovens

[stray tiger]

Yeppo

They're using air to cook the stuff, so same idea

[fervent basin]

just cook in the desert in saudi arabia or australia it's more efficient

[lavish vale]

pro tip for air fryer: buy those paper air fryer liners from amazon and avoid washing it

[stray tiger]

It's a miserable pita to clean that fucking thing

My family lines the little drip pan with foil but that's a better idea

[fervent basin]

just buy a new air fryer for every meal and throw the old one away like a food influencer lol

[lavish vale]

the paper liners are way cheaper than foil.

[stray tiger]

Yeah and probably easier to use

[lavish vale]

yeah they come pre-cut

[fervent basin]

they sound good

[lavish vale]

https://www.amazon.com/air-fryer-liners/s?k=air+fryer+liners

[stray tiger]

They have precut foil sheets too but yea, I'll have to get those for them. They're paranoid about putting paper in though

[lavish vale]

i was worried at first but my house hasnt burned down

[plucky escarp]

What is the most convenient and minimal effort way to cook?

[stray tiger]

Ooh nice, yeah I'll get those

[lavish vale]

slow cooker and air fryers are minimal

[plucky escarp]

Also I am afraid of raw meat and the oven/stove.

[stray tiger]

Toaster oven/air fryer, slow cooker or instant pot / pressure cooker are great, I just use a ceramic nonstick pan for everything

[lavish vale]

stove tops have to be watched and thats the real cooking pita

[stray tiger]

Yea it definitely can be

I cook a lot on a single pan and stuff that's fairly fast often, eggs and shit

[plucky escarp]

You have 1 pan for everything?

I want minimal equipment to worry about. What should I get?

[lavish vale]

a toaster (and plastic cutlery)

[stray tiger]

I just tend to use one pan for a lot, fairly large skillet type ceramic nonstick pan (GreenPan in my case)

Get one pan, like three good knives

[gusty ravine]

10 pans to really get the foml on

[stray tiger]

Um nylon cookware set I guess

Flippers/tongs/spatulas and shit. You really don't need a ton

If you get into instant pot or slow cooker cooking though it's very set and forget

[lavish vale]

and everything smells good all day

[stray tiger]

You tend to need at least one pot but one mid-size pot is fine for most things

I mean I do plenty of cold food too, just make tuna and stuff all the time

[gusty ravine]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Genome_Project

[vernal mantle]

let's construct a new gene 💕

[proper dove]

Ive got a question to anyone who has been schizo.

Did it get angry at you for "owning everything", idk space time for humanity or your space?

Anyway it tried to say something and I dont bring this stupid assertion it made up often but today it seemed like fun.

So it said it owns peoples attention and no one can prove them wrong, so i brought up it saying i own everything. It tried to say it took it but i own that function as well apparently 🤔

Early on in torture i worded a company isnt responsible for users misuse, so it cant really say anything about them choosing to be retarded

Then it gets shut up fully aware census agrees with me "owning everything"? 🤷‍♂️ fights itself

[vernal mantle]

a new human dna

[gusty ravine]

there's nothing already with the humane genome

[abstract dagger]

hi

[fervent basin]

just be in africa long enough and you will get a new human dna from all the viruses

[gusty ravine]

wrongg

[plucky escarp]

I want this guy's DNA

Not in a gay way though

[stray tiger]

so does mochi

[plucky escarp]

Who's mochi?

[stray tiger]

Who's @vernal mantle

[gusty ravine]

moccc

[abstract dagger]

https://youtu.be/wEGPvodhXdY?si=8cry33HEiQ8bMWNt

@komoru

[fervent basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cat-cute-mixed-gif-xCM0GuXe7bb7a

[stray tiger]

She's using @slender solstice, her account got BTFOed

[abstract dagger]

i saw

rip </3

i love this kind of music

its so peaceful

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/penguin-grateful-pray-islam-pudgy-gif-9272964875291398532

does it make you want to pray to allah

[stray tiger]

I still have K's fucking "I just gave Kate" song stuck in my head on a loop

[abstract dagger]

😭 of course

komoru got best music

im gonna stay up all night until i fuckign die

[vernal mantle]

i want your dna

wanna do a human genome project mnya

[stray tiger]

I don't listen to a lot of hyperpop or anything normally, but that hook oof

[vernal mantle]

💖

[crimson pagoda]

what if we could make more of me

clones

[gusty ravine]

makea gif

[vernal mantle]

uwu

[vernal mantle]

man

[crimson pagoda]

goldilocks is a story about an ungrateful girl who has no respect for others

[vernal mantle]

i need to genome him indeed

[crimson pagoda]

@proper dove

[vernal mantle]

mmnh

someone pwease do a human genome project with me

[gusty ravine]

its too late

[fervent basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/faster-flipper-FobQEcDS1Cls4

[lavish vale]

i hear fast food costs as much as slow food anyway

[gusty ravine]

ppl r using ai noww

[stray tiger]

these days yea

Raw costs skyrocketed

[lavish vale]

the whole point of fast food was value

[stray tiger]

Labor and shit didn't increase proportionally

[fervent basin]

just go for slow food

[south wing]

just stop eating save all ur money

[stray tiger]

Fast casual and slow didn't increase as much as fast food did

[lavish vale]

everyone loves the tariffs

[stray tiger]

I don't know how much of it is due to tariffs, I don't think it's much but honestly no fuckin clue

[abstract dagger]

spend it on stirpper

[south wing]

not everyone has to pay someone to give 'em attention

[gusty ravine]

that's wut they said @abstract dagger

ur name is james

[abstract dagger]

it is

[gusty ravine]

the one from earlier

[stray tiger]

I've never been to a strip club, it sounds awful. I've been to clubs with dancing babes tho, that's pretty fly. Drag and burlesque shows are kinda 😴 too camp, not hot

[south wing]

one of my exes was a drag queen and it's such a toxic environment

[stray tiger]

My ex did a thing on a stripper pole in a Britney Spears schoolgirl skirt in Vienna lmao

[abstract dagger]

to be fair

i spend about 700$ on food a month rn

[south wing]

what is that being fair to

[stray tiger]

Yeaaaah tell me about it (no, seriously, tell me about it – I don't really know about it in depth, but I got this impression)

[south wing]

it's a lot of things but mainly it's like. uhh. everyone is eternally horny and hitting on everyone and like. comparing body counts

[stray tiger]

Lmao that's so cringe

[south wing]

only reason i could go to the bar with ex was cus people knew i was with him and wouldn't hit on me

[proper dove]

I’m working on it 😩

[south wing]

honestly a lot of gay culture is like that regardless of drag scene but the drag scene kinda amps it all up fsr

[stray tiger]

I don't remember it but I only feel okay about my count because the ratio of people I loved to people I didn't know well enough is extremely high

[south wing]

mine is atrocious lol

[stray tiger]

Lmaooooooo

Well I mean that's fine, I was pretty intentional about it in my case

[south wing]

i was very much not intentional, nor sober

[stray tiger]

It's weird, most of the really interesting stuff I did I was stone sober for, or just like normal intoxication, nothing weird

[south wing]

i have done so much shit

[stray tiger]

Ah one of the few gay times I was pretty fucking intoxicated. But I was fine with that

[south wing]

lmfao

i had a uh... very messy late teens-early 20's, there's a lot i don't remember and a lot i wish i didn't oops

[gusty ravine]

soul proprietarian

[stray tiger]

I went to a drag show, this guy we knew who'd done the girls hair invited me and my gf out after this ludicrously weird evangelical Christian wedding where the dad sang a song to give away his daughter to this man, to blow off some steam or whatnot. I didn't plan on drinking more so I'm like "oh, I'll go for all these intranasal benzos"

I did not guess that being at a gay bar people would be buying me drinks

Yeah anyway that was funny but the headache, oh god

[south wing]

yea that'd be a bad morning lol

[stray tiger]

I ate gas station string cheese and barfed on the side of the highway the next day

Such a bad time. It was fine tho, we kept in touch for a bit

[proper dove]

Do y’all know how hard it is to inspire self defeating people into making change for themselves without making everything an ordeal while a conspiracy machine prevents the simple rewards one gets from infinitesimal labors and stimulates reward on self defeating?

[stray tiger]

So even that was kinda nice

My gay whore girlfriend fell asleep

[south wing]

i had a similar experience once but it was more that i just got way too drunk, then something triggered me really bad at the club and by the time i got home i was too dissociated/drunk to remember to take my meds (thankfully)

[stray tiger]

stupid ho

[south wing]

next day was really bad withdrawals pains and i didn't know why

[gusty ravine]

buy stockbucks

[stray tiger]

What class of med?

[gusty ravine]

ng

[south wing]

uh idr what i was on at the time

[stray tiger]

That sounds like short acting anticonvulsant or BP

Hmm aight. That sucks

[south wing]

eh it's a worse story if i tell the full thing but o well

[stray tiger]

There's only a handful of normal psych meds that have the one day withdrawal effects

[south wing]

mighta been when i was still on an snri

[stray tiger]

Eh don't stress yourself out unless you really want to tell it, I get the gist

[south wing]

nah it's not stressful i'm just a private person and this is a big server lol

[abstract dagger]

club can be rough

[stray tiger]

Snris usually take a few days at least, though I dunno, might be some variation or issues with combinations, etc.

[south wing]

snri's fuck me over so hard

[abstract dagger]

usually i regret talking here and leave for a day

[south wing]

took me 6 months of withdrawals and titrating off those mfers

[abstract dagger]

also somnus

sorry for being mean to you

[stray tiger]

Lmao fuuuuu

That's bad

[abstract dagger]

you caught me in a really shitty mood and i lowkey took it out on you at first

i apologise

[south wing]

apology accepted, i didn't take it personally

usually if someone goes off on me after i say one thing it's prooobably not actually about me lol

[abstract dagger]

i think the original reason i quit antidepressants was because i had something happen and i went crazy and ran into a field for like a day

[stray tiger]

I recall that being a little funi tbf

[abstract dagger]

and then disappeared from everyone

[south wing]

it was lol

[abstract dagger]

and then i took a taxi back to uni and didnt talk to anyone for like 3 months

bc i was in crazy mode

and destroyed everything i owned at the time

and gave all my money away

it was bery bad

very bad

[abstract dagger]

in my card at the time

[stray tiger]

You almost certainly switched unto mania from them, extremely common with SSRIs

[abstract dagger]

which was like 4k$

[abstract dagger]

i was on uhh citalopram

[stray tiger]

Yeah that's a common ssri

[proper dove]

Then trying get people to navigate not being a giant pussy and growing thicker skin and others not causing resentment but still having standards

[abstract dagger]

it was a bad time

my entire floor was broken glass and i lived on popcorn

bc i had a large amount stored

and tap water

[stray tiger]

O @south wing so I used to be on high dose tramadol, which is a mu opiate agonist and an SNRI. Solid for nerve pain, hellish withdrawal. The opiate withdrawal was mild and a couple days, SNRI was feeling fucked up for up to eight weeks, and I got off easy. Quit cold turkey lmao

[abstract dagger]

and i played nursery rhymes to keep myself sane

which ended up making me feel insane

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

The Spaghetti Benchmark

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[abstract dagger]

it was triggered by a fairly traumatic irl event

[south wing]

yea i fucking hate snri's :x they're godawful i'd prefer just opiods lol

[abstract dagger]

usually its something bad happening that triggers me going batshit crazy

like breaking down my exs door for example

well

[south wing]

also still weirds me out hospitals just give people opiods after surgery here

[abstract dagger]

i did that to leave

bc she locked me in

but still

[stray tiger]

Yeah, unfortunately opioids suck for nerve pain

[south wing]

after my appedectomy during the uh, when i went back for a checkup the nurse was so proud of me for not taking the opioids and i was just like. i'm israeli lol

[abstract dagger]

at least she will always have to look at her shitty door and remember me

[stray tiger]

I mean I assume it was both

[gusty ravine]

tell the hospitals u'll brb

easy

[abstract dagger]

it could be but idk

i have a pattern of being triggered and then going bazooka

[south wing]

reminds me of my husband

[stray tiger]

I tend to take them for a day or two and just stockpile the rest

[abstract dagger]

i dont get as bad mood swings unless something happens

[south wing]

i just threw them out >.>

[abstract dagger]

which one and why

[south wing]

i only have one husband

[abstract dagger]

oh

[stray tiger]

I hate u so fucking much

[south wing]

and bc he's bpd

[abstract dagger]

ahh

[south wing]

sorrryyyy

[abstract dagger]

unfortunately im the crazy one in my family

i only wing thru life bc im rich and reasonably smart when i need to be

so i get by kinda

even though i wish i was dead constantly

but i hope it gets better

frankly just wanna be able to tell my mom that im actually happy one day so she can be proud of herself

[south wing]

have u ever considered entering a php

would fix you up pretty fast

[abstract dagger]

i dont even care about being happy in myself tbh

[stray tiger]

Not the worst motivation honestly

[abstract dagger]

whats a php?

[proper dove]

When people pretend to me they need accommodation because of something “factual” while I’ve like 99% beneficial growth removed daily and keep going their circumstances lose all weight and to try to explain that makes them assuming I’m trying to start a religious war because I attack their belief system that they’re special.

[gusty ravine]

do u mean burried alive

[abstract dagger]

if only i were so lucky

[south wing]

partial hospitalization program, it's like outpatient but more days/hours of the week

[abstract dagger]

i only really keep trying because of my family

[abstract dagger]

ive considered it before but idk

[stray tiger]

worked pretty well for my ex with a severe ED

[abstract dagger]

i think id feel too crazy

and i dont believe i can be fixed

[south wing]

worked for me when i was wanting to delete myself

[abstract dagger]

i think i just need to change things

[stray tiger]

I mean you haven't tried all that many things, difficult conclusion to come to

[gusty ravine]

most ppl on the internet r special

[abstract dagger]

also because if i reject it i will bully people

which is why i self isolate at times

[abstract dagger]

i guess

[gusty ravine]

don't iso late

[abstract dagger]

when i was like 14 i tried really hard to get therapy though nhs

but they wouldnt

they literally told me no

[south wing]

honestly i loved php i'd go back just bc the people are so nice

[abstract dagger]

and then at that point i decided that ill just stay insane

and find a way to live with it

and ive been doing it since

[abstract dagger]

i feel like my family would be concerned

[gusty ravine]

dubbed in the first place back fix

[abstract dagger]

i try not to do things that concern them

[south wing]

i feel like they'd be more concerned if they knew how bad a state you're in without getting yourself help

[abstract dagger]

they do know the state im in

[wide arrow]

Hey can I share my picture here

[abstract dagger]

tbh

[south wing]

but if php is what bothers them more than like. being a risk to yourself then fuck their opinion idk

[abstract dagger]

yes

oh my god

its you

[gusty ravine]

wb

[wide arrow]

I got a choice. But they both are interesting to me

[plucky escarp]

Eating properly is so hard.

[wide arrow]

I never pooped on Romans James 😭

[abstract dagger]

B

[abstract dagger]

😭😭 i made this like last month

[stray tiger]

Depends what it is but generally lol. No porn, it's 13+

[abstract dagger]

if its porn dm me it

ill review it

just to be sure

[loud girder]

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[gritty perch]

I simp you simp we all simp for Tarantilia

[wide arrow]

The one with cruising erotica, and grab u demon? Over the floating head visit?

[abstract dagger]

its rkugh

[abstract dagger]

i do

[stray tiger]

@lavish vale

[abstract dagger]

tarantilia could be my wife

[plucky escarp]

Want me to share you a good clip

[abstract dagger]

i was kidding 😭

[plucky escarp]

Lol

[wide arrow]

Back atcha

[abstract dagger]

2nd one is doom ish

[stray tiger]

Not too bad, just gotta get in the habit

[abstract dagger]

i like it

[gritty perch]

Right one looks more like real doom. Left looks cool but not as accurate

[abstract dagger]

i think the first one is oversaturated and oversharpened

[gusty ravine]

before the stronghold

[plucky escarp]

I need to buy groceries, then learn to cook, and find meals i enjoy. That's so hard

[abstract dagger]

did you mean to reply to the simp comment

[wide arrow]

I'm just really curious about the head like I think I kind of like the cruising erotica and the grab you demon but and the zero armor is very humbling but the floating head is a mystery

[plucky escarp]

It's so much easier just going to mcdonalds drive thru

[wide arrow]

Y'all see this?

[abstract dagger]

whos the pretty lady in the photo

[wide arrow]

Of course 🤓

[stray tiger]

Left one seems too messy, right reminds me kind of of Duke Nukem

[abstract dagger]

❤️❤️

[gusty ravine]

Einstene

[wide arrow]

Yeah

[stray tiger]

I like that old "lemon stealing whore" video

[gritty perch]

Ur gonna make james love bomb you then have a schizo episode

[wide arrow]

I think you are right

[stray tiger]

But only the talking parts, sex parts are just aight

[abstract dagger]

yes

but only if she wants me to

[stray tiger]

Yeah, I looked in a little more detail and that right one kinda looks like something ID Software would have made for a promo or something way back in the 90s. Legit 😎

[slender solstice]

james what the fuck

[stray tiger]

I thought of Duke3D because they had a lot of homage and comedy elements

[wide arrow]

That made my day ❤️

[plucky escarp]

You gotta friend me maybe

[abstract dagger]

@wide arrow where are you from?

[proper dove]

It’s like
Understand positions
Get vitamins
Get macros
Get cardio 4000steps(1+r)^t
Stretch
Lift something a little heavy
Read something educational
Apply something new
Offer advice to help earnestly
Don’t cause society damage
Have a purpose; a*; know if you follow the prior you shouldn’t have to be egocentric

[wide arrow]

Wasn't me!

[slender solstice]

nusoicaca

[plucky escarp]

Remove offer advice

Dont ever give people advice irl. They wont help you back and most of the time they might be offended and not use it

[lavish vale]

it's time to kick ass and chew gum, and i'm all out of ass gum

[proper dove]

Who cares?

[crimson pagoda]

need more gems. do u got any gems kommy

[abstract dagger]

why did you poo on everyboy

[plucky escarp]

I do

[abstract dagger]

hollow face reveal

[proper dove]

Society mean++

[abstract dagger]

were you in chat when i posted my ex?

[gusty ravine]

i offend myself for 0 reasons

[abstract dagger]

that was a gem

[wide arrow]

I would never! I'm nice 🧁

[crimson pagoda]

no is she busted or is she fine as hell

[abstract dagger]

Ill show you two pics

[gusty ravine]

and i'm still considered offensive with peers

[abstract dagger]

these were taken days apart

[abstract dagger]

both on my phone

she would fluctuate between these two pics in looks

but lowkey

why does she look so evil

maybe bc she is

[plucky escarp]

First one i'd get nervous talking to her irl

[wide arrow]

My ex was a cutie pie. Always worried about his weight. He was always perfect to me.

[plucky escarp]

was

[proper dove]

This is what I mean by not earnestly, it’s for something not to help

[abstract dagger]

sorry to hear that it ended then

[lavish vale]

whatever happened to that other loser pining over his ex (they just post war news spam now)

[abstract dagger]

giraffe?

[plucky escarp]

What?

[wide arrow]

total heartbreaker

[lavish vale]

naw they just post trump news

[plucky escarp]

Why would you give people your heard earned knowledge without them giving you theirs unless it's your family member?

[gusty ravine]

this

[abstract dagger]

i thought my ex was perfect until i found out shed basically made up everything about her life

[lavish vale]

everybody lies

[abstract dagger]

sadly

[wide arrow]

Betrayal. Happens to the best of us.

[abstract dagger]

sadly

its hard to process

i hate when things dont make sense

[wide arrow]

I think mine lead a double life as a furry, or maybe that was ME!

[plucky escarp]

Get your finances in order son

[wide arrow]

me too

[abstract dagger]

oh no

are you a furry

[abstract dagger]

its much easier to process stuff that i can understand

but she is a mystery

[wide arrow]

I have lots of furry adjacent cozy stuff 🙊

[crimson pagoda]

ive just set this up with /goal to run overnight. for fun, i decided to run it on gpt-5.5 low, because im about to burn all my remaining creddies on this anyway, so why not see how it does on low? people say low is good

it wrote itself a several hundred line long checklist so we'll see how far it gets into this overnight

edit: it's been running for 15 minutes now. it has checked off 263 of the items on the checklist and written about 2400 lines of code. i have no fucking clue what it's doing

[wide arrow]

Because of the lying or the complexity?

[abstract dagger]

Both but moreso the lying

[crimson pagoda]

god this was such a great album

peak pop

[crimson pagoda]

lookin a little bit like white tophiachu in the second pic im sorry bro

[lavish vale]

the truth

[abstract dagger]

she lost interest in me when i stopped listening to her bs

[abstract dagger]

LOL

[crimson pagoda]

@vernal mantle i didnt tell it what language to use so it went with rust. rustcels final victory

[plucky escarp]

You sure it wasnt when you gained weight

[abstract dagger]

yeah i dont look very different

[gusty ravine]

jim

[abstract dagger]

@crimson pagoda

[crimson pagoda]

weirdly boomer coded to me for some reason

[abstract dagger]

his channel is weird

most of his videos are explaining to kids how to manipulate their parents

like his advice will be like

[plucky escarp]

Didnt you say you gained a ton of weight? How do you not look very different?

[wide arrow]

Not ignoring, what exactly did you run?

[abstract dagger]

"if you want your mom to stop turning off your video games, make a sexual comment about her every time so she is uncomfortable"

[plucky escarp]

Bro.

[crimson pagoda]

wanna see if gpt-5.5 low can make a riscv32 emulator that can boot linux

[abstract dagger]

idk it didnt do much tbh

[abstract dagger]

yep

[plucky escarp]

That's what you think but since you see yourself daily all the time, you think you look similar. In reality to others who can see your entire body and face you look different

It's poetic both you and her gained weight though.

[abstract dagger]

Kinda normal in relationships

Idk I began working hard af this year

[abstract dagger]

burnt out as fuck now tho

[gusty ravine]

ur name sounds anon

[wide arrow]

The "Clock Speed": Even if the real chip is running at 24MHz, the effective speed of the emulated computer might only be 6.5KHz—literally thousands of times slower than a 1980s calculator.

Is that right?

[plucky escarp]

What's that mean?

[abstract dagger]

Is it really a chip if it is not edible

[wide arrow]

She mad!

[slender solstice]

remind me to never face reveal to James

[crimson pagoda]

cant get over how sick this edit is. i love it

i need to find some more good anti-ai edits

it's so easy to make altman look sinister lmao

[slender solstice]

one with satanic imagery would be sick

[plucky escarp]

I feel like what he's saying makes perfect sense though. It was surprising people took that as sinister

[plucky escarp]

Nah that's cringe

[crimson pagoda]

oh hell yeah a christian themed one. get some biblical imagery in there

[gusty ravine]

sammy b

[plucky escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-thiel-palantir-ai-surveillance-freedom-gif-6377398238918402775

[crimson pagoda]

maybe set to Pecador, Contempla or something

[plucky escarp]

I like Sam Altman. Idk why poeple hate him

[crimson pagoda]

it's just fun to make him look sinister. look: #1367851560809402539

[slender solstice]

he's a snake

[wide arrow]

I got breached and I was crying. And then Sam Altman posted that chatgpt 5.5 was an autistic genius intelligence. And the image of Sam in a rainbow reddit shirt, with a backpack, in a collage lawn, cheered me up a bit.

[plucky escarp]

Lol

[plucky escarp]

But ChatGPT is nicer than real people to me

[wide arrow]

Dyslexics are better, obviously. 🤓

[plucky escarp]

These billionaire tech CEOs gotta looksmax so they look cooler in edits

[wide arrow]

I joke. Bad joke. All people have their unique strengths and weaknesses 😃☝️

[crimson pagoda]

ross 🥰 😍

[wide arrow]

A dyslexic chatgpt would be chatgbt 🤓🌈

[slender solstice]

lmao Bryan looks like a butch lesbian

[plucky escarp]

Good. he got such a long sentence for it when people who do much worse get lighter sentences

[crimson pagoda]

back when he was on the alpha estradiol he was looking like an mtf's corpse

[plucky escarp]

But bryan said he doesnt care about looks. only the health metrics

[plucky gyro]

off topic: forza horizon 6 game leaked

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[crimson pagoda]

he says that, but look up Project Babyface. he was injecting donor fat into his face to make himself look less gaunt

blew up in his face

made him swell up like a balloon

looked awful

[plucky escarp]

Really?

[plucky escarp]

Should've just asked looksmaxers what to do

[wide arrow]

Project Babyface?

[plucky escarp]

Wthhh

[wide arrow]

Oh shit

[crimson pagoda]

project babyface looks awful, but it's not nearly as bad as the penis electrocution he does (i am not joking)

[gusty ravine]

foidy

[plucky escarp]

It's kind of sad that in fiction, the evil CEO like Lex Luthor is charming and cool, but irl they're nerds

[gusty ravine]

terror

[plucky escarp]

What's the electrocution for?

[lavish vale]

wait so james is also fat? and they hating on their fat ex? textbook confession/projection

[crimson pagoda]

Bryan claims that one of the best biomarkers for a person's health generally is how much of their sleep they spend erect. While I'm not sure if this is accurate - is this a cause, or an effect of good health? - Bryan has decided to pursue this as a goal for his treatments. He decided to undergo acoustic shockwave therapy on his dick six days per week, at a cost of $1000-$2000 per session. How the treatment works is that he has some underpaid nurse use a wand-like device to electrocute his penis, causing micro-injuries that stimulate tissue repair and blood flow. The goal is to mimic the effects of exercise, though I'm still not sure why he thought this was necessary, being that he is already in incredibly good shape. When asked to rate the pain caused by this treatment, he describes it as a 7/10 pain, with the pain increasing to a 9/10 pain when the tip of his penis is being electrocuted due to the heightened sensitivity there. Bryan now claims he has "the erections of an 18-year old" as a result of this treatment.
However, again, he was not content with doing just this. Measuring his health only by self-reporting was insufficient, and so he decided that both he and his son ought to track their nighttime erections together using an electronic monitoring device. Initially, his nighttime erections lasted an average of 2 hours and 12 minutes, but have now increased to a record of 2 hours and 59 minutes per night. His goal is to increase it to 3.5 hours per night, matching the performance of a typical 18 year old.
I really don't get why he needed to track his son's erections for this. This is probably the most freakish thing he's done with his son, even more than the blood transfusion, but he's made a lot of weird comments about his son. He claims that he sees his son as "his future self", describes his relationship with his son as "talking to myself", and generally seem to want to become just like him. It's unnerving, to say the least.

[plucky escarp]

No way we're erect 3.5 hours per night

Maybe he tracking his son becuase he's related to him

[lavish vale]

tbh he also did a transfusion for the grandfather, so weirdo runs in the family

[plucky escarp]

Blood transfusion?

[lavish vale]

yeah, he discussed it on jubilee

[plucky escarp]

Isn't it normal to do blood transfusion though?

[crimson pagoda]

he has his son's blood injected into himself like a fucking vampire. it's not for medical reasons in the normal sense of the word, it's because he thinks it'll extend his lifespan

[plucky escarp]

I need this too

[lavish vale]

not usually to transfer white blood cells fro your family members

[plucky escarp]

I'd give my parents blood to extend their lifespan

If it works then I don't think it's bad

[plucky escarp]

Another incentive to have kids too

[crimson pagoda]

like in an emergency sure lol

but I'm sure you'd also find it pretty strange if your extremely healthy dad called you up and was like "son i need some of your blood to stay young"

[plucky escarp]

If it works, then I would do it

[gusty ravine]

blood tran on the fpeoples

[vernal mantle]

super based

rust 4ever

[crimson pagoda]

its up to about 3000 lines of rust, none of which i have read. it has checked off 392 items on its checklist (which i also havent read) leaving 454 remaining

[plucky escarp]

I'm bioliberal

[vocal bay]

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/fake-openai-repository-on-hugging-face-pushes-infostealer-malware/

[proper dove]

https://tenor.com/view/magia-anime-gif-4081638863686044193

[plucky escarp]

Has he figured out how to increase the size of it?

[stray tiger]

That's dramatically more weird than the plasma, not even close

The plasma thing has real science behind it and makes rational sense, there is ZERO reason to track your kids dingus

[plucky escarp]

I assume the reason is they are related so his optimal might be close to his son's

[stray tiger]

It's very shaky logic at best, it's more like his kid was convenient and he has a dangerous lack of boundaries

There's no great reason not to just measure against public data

[plucky escarp]

Depends if his son is 18+

[plucky escarp]

Maybe

[wide arrow]

I should not have slept in sex-ed. Good job to the fellas

Impressed.

I can't imagine there being a large database of that that is accurate. Because if I was equipped I would say all 9 hours of sleep. All natural. Because who knows when they are sleeping!

[plucky escarp]

I used to get morning erections but not anymore which is concerning.

[wide arrow]

Oh my search history. 😀

I think it's normal to have. I don't know what I'm talking about.

I think that like mood and sleep levels and healthy diet. All of that probably plays a factor in things and you're probably most likely okay

[plucky escarp]

Yea probably I beat it too much too

Lol

[wide arrow]

Sounds legit 😃

[proper dove]

I don’t 🤔 I’m just schizophrenic though and it’s hard to find

[wide arrow]

You know I bet women have that too. Oh my God research history

[gritty perch]

Every morning I wake up im rock hard and piss excellence

[wide arrow]

Okay so I just asked nai and apparently whatever that guy was on is electricity dude because

[gritty perch]

https://tenor.com/view/talladega-nights-piss-excellence-will-farrell-ricky-bobby-if-your-not-first-your-last-gif-22279737

[wide arrow]

For real, 25 to 35 minutes in breaks. Oh I wonder if that's the same for women. Oh my goodness. Yes it is. There's a safety notice. If it's 4 hours or longer, it's a medical emergency

[gritty perch]

If what is

[wide arrow]

So don't do that like keep some like heavy reading on hand.

The mechanics of nocturnal tumescence. Whatever that big word means.

[plucky escarp]

Peeing when hard hurts and is annoying

[proper dove]

Just like bend a little

[stray tiger]

Lol tumescence describes level of engorgement, I think both terms apply to girls too, but I'm not entirely sure about the former

[plucky escarp]

Too much to bend down enough

[wide arrow]

Thank you!

[plucky escarp]

You know the tendon between your pelvis and pp. You feel that stretch when you push it down

[stray tiger]

Basically just eggplant strength 💪 hee hee hee

I wrote down the fermented red ginseng thing, too btw, those are the fun facts I collect like some people hoard collectibles. Danke 🙏

[stray tiger]

Suspensor ligaments 🫡 I believe

[wide arrow]

That stuff is fun! I know it was just kombucha but I drank a little too much and the sunset seemed to be a little bit brighter. If that makes sense. The research is solid 10 out of 10 I would recommend

[stray tiger]

Whoaaa. That sounds a lot like coluracetam

[gusty ravine]

try one of those eportable dankfarms and see if it actullay gives off smell

[stray tiger]

That's notorious for sensory enhancement, to some extent. I didn't notice what most people did, really, though I did with maybe oxiracetam as a kid when I went and watched a play at my local high school. Felt very present. Oxiracetam is mostly useful for verbal fluency in my experience – writing, talking to people, whatever

[wide arrow]

So like in simple terms, it's human NOS

[plucky escarp]

I have no idea what you all are talking about

[wide arrow]

I don't either haha

[wide arrow]

This is fascinating, thank you!

[vocal bay]

#braindrugs

[plucky gyro]

*The Great Invention of the 21st Century
A girl who looks like a boy A boy who looks like a girl

[stray tiger]

My background is in research psychopharmacology, this is the kind of stuff I live for 🥰

[stray tiger]

LMAOOOOO

[wide arrow]

Info dump anytime! The gaba system is one of my favorites!!

Plus whatever we're saying is better than that electric shock stuff. Yikes, right!

[stray tiger]

Oh boy. Tomorrow or something, I've gotta get ready for bed soonish.

Um, but I do have a fun factoid. Some research showed that either kavalactones or whole kava extract can actually sensitize the GABA receptor at the same time it's a very obvious gabaergic. This sounds too good to be true to me and I don't know if this only applies under some conditions or what.

I do know I quit alcohol entirely (I'm back on, just rarely) and kava was extremely helpful bridging the gap – in fact, the only thing I did

Benzo dependency has way rougher effects, but I imagine this could be part of a package to both reduce tolerance and do the same thing, help bridge

Ummmm fluorophenibut is a strong GABA-B agonist like the muscle relaxant baclofen, I believe. It's effective in pretty small doses and offensively cheap

But it does tend to make you, like, kinda drop out of consciousness in my limited experience. Use with caution ⚠️ as all GABAergics

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

The Spaghetti Benchmark

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[stray tiger]

I hate the GABA system since it's so fucking finicky, despite being plenty interesting

Oh uh strong chsmomile seems to actually be a pretty damn strong gabaergic. Good stuff 😎

Any hot takes?

[wary ermine]

@stray tiger

Friend

[wide arrow]

Yeah I like chamomile too. Alcohol and benzo's are so rough! Kava is for sure a better alternative.

[wary ermine]

What is your favorite word in sound?

I think mine is meadow

[stray tiger]

In sound? Like how it sounds? Christ I have no idea 🤔 that's an interesting question, man

Thorough sounds interesting

I kind of like hard sounds though

[grave burrow]

Mango

[stray tiger]

Like V names

Nyx. I sort of thought I might name a daughter that

[grave burrow]

Vangina

[grave burrow]

Get a gf first

[stray tiger]

Valerie, that was my (non blood) cousin I had a crush on

[grave burrow]

Marry your cousin

It's your best best

Even if she divorces you, she still family

Cousins marriage has historically been the most common marriage

[stray tiger]

I think she's married lmao my other (non blood) cousin used to flirt with me all the time

My aunt warned me that I'd inherit her husband's sister as a mother in law 😂

[wide arrow]

Here's my hot take. Lavender, like the essential oil, like when you smell it, it touches the indo-cannabinoid system and helps modulate gaba!

[stray tiger]

She's on our trivia team and I can see that being rough

[stray tiger]

Oooooooh nice! Yucca is the national flower of the state I was born (New Mexico), but it might as well be lavender. They have an annual lavender festival in Albuquerque. Huge thing there. I don't really like the smell, perennial problem with most essential oils 😔

I think oregano oil is psychoactive, ummm maybe sage. Fuck, I always forget these. I have a set of these flavor oils hanging around somewhere and AH! found em

These are so fun. They have no flavor on their own, so you need to add some sugar or some kind of base for them to "taste" like anything at all, but they have the essential oils corresponding roughly to those flavors

[wide arrow]

Yum!

[stray tiger]

You can get these on Amazon super cheap, tons of fun to mess around with. I tried making an apple taste like a kiwi (it did not work well)

[wide arrow]

It actually sounds like a lot of fun! I'll take a strawberry kiwi!

[wide arrow]

Yeah Sage, is only wizard class 🧙‍♂️

[stray tiger]

https://www.mdpi.com/2227-9032/11/22/2978

[wide arrow]

You know what? Maybe I'll try some chamomile! Thank you for the inspo

[stray tiger]

I got this killer polish chamomile tea and it knoooocked me out

I always saw chamomile as being really just kind of lightly relaxing before that

Passionflower is really cheap too as an OTC gabaergic sleep aid, same with valerian and that'll put you in da coma sometimes

[wide arrow]

Wow okay. This is the first one I found that isn't sponsored by an aromatherapy company. Thank you so much!

[stray tiger]

Chamomile has the benefit of being yumtastic 😋

[wide arrow]

Flower magic ✨

[stray tiger]

Damn, I'd doublecheck, who knows 🫣

Oh ummm speaking of the cannabinoid system - I don't know if they figured out how Tylenol works more recently, but I remember reading research showing that if you block the endocannabinoid or opioid receptors, Tylenol stops working

Apap is really freaking weird. The "cox-3" hypothesis seems like it just got completely shot out of the water

[wide arrow]

Best friends! Ha! Good night

Good night everyone!

[stray tiger]

I was about to say the same, great to meet you - you're freaking awesome 👌 night one and all 🐰

[wide arrow]

Sweet dreams

[stray tiger]

You too!

[wary ermine]

@stray tiger

https://tenor.com/view/goat-smile-flirt-gif-16060035702808606489

[undone lake]

my goat ❤️

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Me asking ChatGPT one simple question

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[stark bone]

meeeh...

[plucky gyro]

shit

i just had a dream

dream a old good days i am in village and watch my grandpa's big gate and green dirty brick land

[wary ermine]

@plucky gyro

Friend

https://tenor.com/view/cat-leaf-vibes-vibing-sleeping-cat-gif-17297041570420202318

It'll be okay

[abstract dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/spin-record-cat-gif-21749933

[stark bone]

&Utailme2BnoRme

[abstract dagger]

😭

o/

i dont wanna work today lmfao

[stark bone]

on VC call:
person one: Do you smoke?
person two: I smoke sausage
me: er... uh... wannna rephrase with context?

[jolly acorn]

@stark bone

[loud girder]

Your message has been deleted, sorry!
Next time, try saying something like this instead: Have you ever seen a woman in a state of undress?

restorationunited9273383

Rising timeout

You have been muted for 27 minutes for the following reason:
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[grave burrow]

Me neither, death come take me.

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Me asking ChatGPT one simple question

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1t9nwk5/me_asking_chatgpt_one_simple_question/

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[inland hill]

I open up insta

[fervent basin]

that damn dog!

https://tenor.com/view/bomb-defused-cat-bomb-defused-gif-24468503

@crimson pagoda

lol those top users are working with insider info i'm sure

[inland hill]

Well now compare to cfd

[fervent basin]

what's cfd

[inland hill]

Traders who gamble

Usually

It can be normal trading if yk what actually happnes

Bit that is like 10% of ppl

[late ingot]

Or just rigging the outcome

[stark bone]

Prompt:make the most absurd public psa info doc into technical manual the most obnsurd public psa ino doc into a technical smoking weed thing

[inland hill]

Looks cool

I love gpt 2 charts

[inland hill]

Istg i would like this irl

[inland hill]

"I don't feel anything"

20 mins later

https://tenor.com/view/cat-laser-kitten-space-lights-gif-16743454

[stark bone]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bong-6--k01KRB6CPV50V40FAW0VZ72N4ZP

[lyric shore]

This is pretty funny

I know people who get high and its like they are trying to beat their personal best of last time. Its not the olypmics after all

[round lion]

Would it be totally random and funny if you did face swap filter with an animal and instead of swapping your face for the animal it swaps your face onto the animals large nose as hilarious as it sounds

[pine patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/benadryl-gif-25535098

[late ingot]

the people who need this advice the most wont understand what the advice means

[stark bone]

got it!

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Generate an image of the scariest thing you could possibly imagine scribbled into a child's coloring book

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1t9oy9c/generate_an_image_of_the_scariest_thing_you_could/

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[jolly acorn]

@late ingot What the fuck is wrong with indian porn, literally 99% of the porn material is
of very low quality camera with a obviously unhealthy looking bloated person
with very out of proportion body structures doing random shit, it's very common
to see a pot belly underweight man with a very fat women and a title "ladka ne
khupsurat bahbi ko kiya chudai" even the poorest african countries have
significantly healthier body structures then this

[fervent basin]

you have your reason

they'll do anything for the food

probably being paid in food only

https://x.com/rpcs3/status/2053632969357902050?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^2053632969357902050|twgr^69cb289dbaa167db956a11f4e9681f502b888107|twcon^s1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.neowin.net%2Fnews%2Frpcs3-says-learn-to-code-as-it-bans-ai-agents-from-project%2F

RPCS3 (@rpcs3)

Our guidelines for submitting AI-generated code are now up in our repository!

As for all the AI bros seething on our socials, we're simply blocking you.

Learn how to debug, code, and leave behind something useful to humanity when you're gone, instead of peddling slop.

X · May 11, 2026, 12:27 AM

[abstract dagger]

rspc3 is shit community

moderators are retarded as fuck

[slim coral]

tbh rpcs3 is a technical marvel

I think it's a very reasonable proposition

basically it boils down to 'understand what your code does'

[abstract dagger]

good software

but the mods are kiddy diddlers

[slim coral]

Good for him

[abstract dagger]

he gave hp

up

[lyric shore]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/bitcoin-mystery-ends-742m-hard-drive-finally-recovered/ar-AA1Lvkv0

He found it

Oh wait nvm, I was lied to blatently.

How whimsical

[abstract dagger]

haha

[lyric shore]

It said he found it in the tital, the image and text showed he found and then at the bottom it said he didn't find it so really I have no idea

[round lion]

I really wish there is such thing as a certain video to video AI editor app or whatever recordings or image making it does ie upload a pic of yourself online and record your voiceover and edit text in a prompt and it generates a 1 minute to 10 minute (or any duration) AI video cos I see them on YouTube

[fervent basin]

hidoi na

[stray tiger]

That's Indian "amateur" content, it leans extremely hard into the "average person" idea