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searched this and these are like almost what i need, but they still end too high
Does your daughter have a favorite word?
what if tomorrow you wake up in a facist goverment and they decide to freeze all your money cuz you supported ukraine
but my money is mine
Mine was knife, I had this spatula that I would call my knife
Turn into a block of cheese.
what if tomorrow your bank decides to unbank you because you bought a spicy novel
my older daughter is currently in a mental growth spurt and is learning tons of new words. shes playing with her little read/speak toy thing
any supporter should keep supporting
like really well I'm on a lot of drugs
the banks aren't just going to take all of your money for no reason
hey everyone how's your mental health
have you had enough mindful moments today?
you need to trust that
- your bank
- your goverment
- your payment processor
are ALL fair and will be reasonable
please have more mindful moments thanks ❤️
Mmmm.. cheese..
they are 99.9% of the time
yeah and tomorrow they wont be
I just have to trust that they are afraid of me actually
this is concentration of power
https://www.foxnews.com/media/canadian-freedom-convoy-truck-seized-bank-account-frozen
yeah yeah, i know, fox sucks. but this actually did happen. protesters in the "freedom convoy" (truckers who didn't want to get the covid vaccine lol) were literally just honking their horns a bunch in protest of the covid vaccine policy in canada and got their accounts frozen for it
lol what
It was recently affected by someone telling me to "kys" for sharing a free tool created to help anyone learn language freely.
Trent you have more than one kid?!
komoru doesn't know
take some time to ignore everything around you and focus on being mindful instead
i will say it however many times it takes
yeah i got 2
one day in Brazil the government confiscated everyone's money
WTF
Since when is Canada fascist
thats what everyone has been telling you is to NOT LET POWER CONCENTRATE
that's because trudeau was a communist
I thought you only had one?!
You are very mean and deserve to be ignored. Goodbye.
The Collor Plan (Portuguese: Plano Collor), is the name given to a collection of economic reforms and inflation-stabilization plans carried out in Brazil during the presidency of Fernando Collor de Mello, between 1990 and 1992. The plan was officially called New Brazil Plan (Portuguese: Plano Brasil Novo), but it became closely associated with C...
I strongly recommend having two mindful moments to cure what ails ya
Congratulations Trent
O confisco da poupança (formalmente empréstimo compulsório, enxugamento monetário ou ainda bloqueio de liquidez) foi parte de um plano econômico brasileiro chamado de Plano Brasil Novo durante o governo do ex-presidente Fernando Collor. O plano bloqueou o dinheiro da caderneta de poupança, dos CDBs, dos fundos de renda fixa, valores em con...
holy fuck that's a big mouf
Its fox news. Anything that has happned on fox news becomes fake news
communist
the glorious socialist republic of brazil
but in banks its fine because "its fine 99.9% of the time"
this is 100% accurate
not joking
fake news
Himeko there are bullet holes next to your house
it is absolutely not fake news, you can confirm it anywhere
its accurate that they got their accounts frozen but they weren't just honking their horns
They were obstructing roads and causing major disruption
kys kys kys
it honestly is kinda crazy like
i guess they did it cause
would you trust a single person to control everything in your goverment
the protesters were really not liked by most people
then why are you trusting a single person to control your money
This was really fucked. What Ols said is also correct, but then it's time to arrest them
are the efforts to a cause
fake
yes i agree
Am I thinking of the correct country? Didnt they try to impliment a "You can get euthenised if you like" policy?
It came out of no where to
It doesn't matter how much you don't like someone, they start by seizing the money of people you don't like
they'd just drive away in their trucks
if that person was Lee Kuan Yew then yes
gotta stop them refuelling
haha yeah they offer that shit to veterans with PTSD now
god everything is so fucking RETARDED
We had this in the US too, Operation Chokepoint
holy fuck that's pure evil
is that a word
gubbirnmint should be able to remotely detonate the fuel tanks of trucks driven by people they don't like
Holy shit
god is retarded"
That is so unbealeavibly dystopian.
Mochi it's okay
we're gonna leave swift TOGETHER
I will NOT abandon you
"Feeling sad? How about you kill yourself?"
Thankfully the badly written euthanasia bill was defeated in the UK
then we can resume production of VAZ-2107
Thank god
no, the point is for edophiles to get off from it
isnt it like for people with cancer and dementia
and the world will never be the same again
@vernal mantle
Should only apply to people who are terminally ill or in serious and incurable physical pain
It is very hazey for me
I do not recall fully
sort of, they're under fire for expanding it radically and simultaneously not offering needed services in a timely manner
So what they're saying is "you have something we could treat if we put the time and effort into it, but our health care system isn't good enough to do that. We can, however, offer you death :-)"
Yeah I feel like yanno... thearpy or making new drugs to help people would be better than just "Alr, step inside the hereby capsule. We are going to rip your head off"
tapism runs on himekos family, its genetic
Thats some mushroom girl spelling right there.
have I misunderstood the euthanasia process this whole time?
that much closer to utopic disillusionment
lol did u guys see the case in europe
where the lady went to die in the suicide pod
but the pod broke
You're one of my role models
You can TREAT PTSD if you care enough. Before killing yourself, how about:
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10247517/
It is entirely possible I am spouting bollocks. The memory is really hazy
Euthanasia is probably more effective than "therapy" for a lot of people
and so the guy who ran the company just strangled her to death
and somehow this is murder
he got charged
nobody was surprized banks are fucking evil
Idk about that one chief.
I guess
source
At least there isn't a long term profit incentive to trap people in constant unproductive therapy so that they keep paying you
idk if its gonna crash so soon though
well yea but it seems to be holding up
not everyone can be cured
they gamble with your money
and expect the goverment to repay their losses
with your tax dollars
"Oh you're depressed? Let's invent some false memories to explain that without exploring possible lifestyle changes"
yes, privatized gains and socialized losses
So we resort to death? What is this death propoganda. Has BJ taught you nothing
fraud fr
has blowjob thought me anything?
^ @elfin scarab in b4 you accurately note that PTSD can be pretty fucking bad
I mean, just try everything, you're willing to kill someone before you kill off the part of their brain that's ruining their lives?
bryan johnson is a freak
like how much terminal PTSD is there that they just did not give enough of a fuck to be bothered treating
I hope he injects mercury into himself to become younger
everything is a scam because that's natural state of the human condition
He is a human guninue pig and is just testing everything on himself. I see no downside to this
one group will cheat and deceive to extract wealth out of everyone else
sounds fun sign me up
We need MAIL (medical assistance in lobotomy) rather than MAID
agkigihbaqgibudgiubgibglibfglj
ill never go into debt
ill never give my money to banks
position in power r stupid by said condition
you need to empty ur head
ill never use custodial money milking machines
If somehow your PTSD survives stellate ganglion blocks, like five drugs that all work somewhat, EMDR, amygdalotomy, DBT, then sure, go for it, fucking come on though.
But the bank gave me £300,000
institutionalised fraud
This isn't even that hard, give it two years and a full push

mochi is being retarded because xhe bought into the whole crypto bullshit
This is just the state wanting to murder a problem they created
Oh
If I ever get PTSD I'm just going to be a drug addict, its better than killing myself
its everyone else who is being retarded
mochi that's gambling
its not even about crypto its about fucking the economy
lol that's debatable
which economy
its the taliban's fault for resisting when we came to conquer them and making our veterans feel sad
I think im gonna barf
corruption in a subshell
I'm still watching though
idk I think we're gonna get post scarcity soon
1000x leverage and gambling
banks gamble with your money
this is a really bad song
This makes me unreasonably comfortable, why did someone create this.
all banks hate you they want to extract as much money as they can from you and then force the goverment to pay you with tax dollars
and then walk away like nothing happened
lol no
bad song is way more offensive than the music video
Holy cope himeko
kinda agree, ngl
WHAT IS THIS?????
Nikita Boar
i don't want there to be post-scarcity because then poor people would be hanging around me all the time
Burn it with fire
I hope you are shitposting
tbf my ptsd has survived almost every possible treatment but like. i'm not gonna die from it i just think lobotomies are silly
i thought ols was marq for 1 sec
i dont want poverty to stop existing
the existence of poor people makes me feel better about my situation
stop being baited
you wouldn't think lobotomies are silly once you'd had one
You litterly live in Portugal.
ur welcome
I'm convinced
lmfao @vernal mantle in case you were wondering how the debt situation was looking in america
very true 
Jake stop posting about jews
literally*
safely pass
What so its like gambling
I wish I could just sit in an office and reflexively ban stuff like this as soon as I see it
lmfaooooo hahahahhahahhahah this is fucking funny
why, go for it 😎 it's not a lobotomy, I kind of just want to do it
being antisemitic is one thing. but surely you aren't so absolutely retarded that you think that it's hasidim who run the banks, hollywood, and so on
well i kinda like having a functional brain even if it's mean to me
Since you might get stuff for free, there's an incentive to spend more and spend big because there's a chance you don't have to pay
agents
Are people fucking retarded?
that sounds more functional to me
you are your brain, so stop being mean to yourself
aight so I like to try new ai stuff when im bored cause i love the space, i recently looked into AI simulators which are pretty cool cause they basically have LLM’s talk to each other and predict a whole scenario for you. I found this open source AI simulator called paracosm, pretty techy language wise but seeme...
damn i'm cured ty
Yes? That's why this stuff exists
This is like an intelligence check for financial security.
what is this trash
do you really need your full amygdala? I don't want it to work that well
It's a masterpiece
Avoiding excess arousal (uwu) sounds fine to me
The British do that, the Askhenazim are just middle men
are u trynna get me to give you my amygdala 
fuck no I can't deal with more than one
weak smh
I need you to know that this is saved on my work computer now
breifing to the greater
me when rampant consumerism (except I'm not poor don't get the wrong idea here)
man he should get a job then he'd be as happy as they are
yeah people these days have no work ethic smh
🚨 I HAVE NO MICROPLASTICS IN MY BALLS 🚨
This should not be possible.
Studies show that 100% of men have microplastics in their semen. I am the first human ever to show a complete reduction to zero.
This may be a world-first breakthrough in fertility research.
I had 165 microplastic particles in my semen just 18 months ago. Now, I have zero.
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Microplastics hurt sperm.
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ragebait used to be believable
You've gotten used to it I guess
I can bait new members though
Well personally am a MicroPlasticsMaxxer. I just eat whole water bottles
all the residual microplastics are inside kate now
I'm so lonely
visit a prostitute then
she will talk to you and offer you detailed, constructive feedback on how to be less lonely
That will just make him more lonley
all love is conditional in some form
then pay someone to love you unconditionally
You are going to make Himeko more black pilled than he already is
Do you wanna e-date me
he doesn't have any money at all
then we circle back to "get a work ethic"

Because then you can get money to pay people to love you unconditionally
Its over for Himeko
Which is fundamentally what being a man entails
You could also just become dapper and get a real gf/bf
Get money, pay a woman to love you, ????, die
about time
Alr Himeko time to become a house wife
nah
This is why I need fdvr
unconditionalized by society said no one ever

why
2085
is that a type of lobotomy?
I'll be loved and happy
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Ooooooh that too
You can just get both of those things in real life
does anyone else think its sad that david attenborough is now too old to play with lego
No one is too old to play with legos
Himeko stop this is at 20fps it hurts to watch
rekt
obama-ware
@gusty ravine see this is true
I love you mochi
can you downscale this to 144p
@vernal mantle y
Why
its the best resolution
Yeah he turned 100 today
agr
How is he still alive
for good raisins
I remember when he was like 80 and I thought he had months to live
unicorn blood
Lol my 34 y/o cousin has some of the VERY expensive sets like that huge fucking millennium falcon. He doesn't even like star wars, just the set
is that why people have kids
What if everyone just bullies you in FDVR
so they can play with legos without being judged
I mean why would anyone be nice to anyone in FDVR
I'd turn off all the sensory feedback and just start smacking people
we need asi to generate perfect worlds
and then to into them with fdvr
i never wanna talk with a real person ever again
Too bad none of that is going to happen lift weights gooner
im making it immediately
is vape a rl person
Lift a weight heavier than ur 🍆
Please never have kids, you will fuck them up mentally
you can just buy a house to contain your legos away from judgemental eyes
wasn't planning on it but thanks for the advice?
smort
It'll be my simulation
What? Since when?
Night-o
done
im back
hi back
thank you apple
im himeko
I can actually unmute her with my other account though I can't talk on it, just ping me here
uh no?
you're psycholectric apple
komoru is a femcel
her opinions on relationships wont be very accurate
never breed
real
i think komoru is a truecel though
never talk to people
people are evil
always talk to people
smh propaganda
never talk to people
never exist irl
never have irl friends
coping mechanism
no have you seen the fucking economy
have you seen banks
payment processors
corporations
the world fucking sucks
no thanks
funny
internet is kinda like the world
but better
see i socialize here too
very social
This isn't true, there are a number of people I love and have loved unconditionally
yeah its great
join the russian army, die when a drone drops a grenade on your head, go to valhalla where there are not payment processors
"socializing" on the internet doesnt count for shit
man i really should
the real world is evil
humans are gross and yucky
the internet is all that matters
let's destroy the real world and make the internet into the only reality
just live in harmony and do what we do best
You need and deserve more unconditional love : ( I was thinking about this a few days ago
and progress society forward
fuck profits let's just make the world the best we can
😊
i don't want breading i want a good world
That's a good world
breading is a gud word
that's not necessarily a good world
i think i deserve it too but unfortunately it doesnt exist
There is no one out there for me
everybody should have people who love them
you have to go outside to get unconditional love
and who they will fog
all internet love is conditional
cuz ur not horny enough. we must increase the baseline and the threshold
omg yesss this
we need to abolish real life
the guys r
there is a lot of unconditional love in the Donbass btw, plus a 400,000 ruble bonus in addition to the love
why are you trying to make me enlist
That's like
5 thousand dollars
more or less
400k rubles is nothing
I need someone to try the Russian Army MREs to tell me if they are any good
yes
well if you stay in your house all day how do you expect to find love irl
lmao it's 4k euros
stevemresaid they were good
nice
don't???????
disney
Ai waifus bro
never do irl
irl is evil
everyone is cruel and twisted
himeko: UOOOOOOOOOGH
have u ever gonned before
rhetoric
probably better than Lil Bush
Lil bush is political
you misunderstood the Chuddha's teachings
i literally just posted this
i mean
what does it really mean to post something?
is posting the act of sending the image or is it the image of the client receiving the image
y would anyone seriously be against a politcal agenda
neither
is a post really a post if it will eventually be deleted?
actually yes the first
what really is a political agenda?
is it the gender of the politics or the politics of the gender
it's the act of submitting a request to the discord servers which causes a post to be persisted
yes
but what if a motherfucker is on fucking god damn fuck twitter and fucking wants every little slimy cunt shithead in the fucking god damn world to fucking see it
what is this
If Discord is your power, then what are you without it?
this is extremely funny
because i know you caught the reference
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did you never watch youjo senki
tanya the evil
Tanya is literally me
masaka......
Nisemono...?

Yo, Dessimat0r. Hisashi.
feels woke?
*lolis
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yo no hablos espanol

@crimson pagoda too lenient or just right? https://www.wibw.com/2026/05/05/school-director-accused-leading-child-fight-club-sentenced-probation-30-days-jail/#kcept6pvcdahh3dyzka6s592tatx51
shouldnt even be in prison
that guy dances in such an interesting way, they would've burned him at the stake in medieval times because people would've thought he was posessed by a demon
holy boomer

ingles por favor
grazie
favoring dichotomies is subimissive in this generation
???????????????
If gooning is your power, then what are you without it?
romantic languages sound cool, but they lack the efficiency and weight of germanic
Fake news
germanic languages are autism languages
this is what people mean when they say "i have nothing to hide"
What does that even mean?
that's because today's germanic speakers are mostly autistic
lol
Languages are just languages.
is that khyleri
you make me want to call you slurs
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Ingredients
Dry
- 200 g plain flour
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- 75 g cocoa powder
- 1½ tsp baking powder
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Wet
- 2 eggs
- 240 ml milk
- 120 ml vegetable oil
- 2 tsp vanilla extract
- 240 ml hot coffee or hot water
Chocolate Frosting
- 150 g butter, softened
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Frosting
- Beat butter until smooth.
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What? How could you possibly think that? You are devastatingly uncommon. You are so special that the thought of you, specifically not being in the world makes me sick to my stomach.
What separates gems from coal? Being special. Being compelling.
you are a gem. at least to me.
In all seriousness, I think Proto Germanic would've sounded weird.
proto germanic could've united the european continent
All of the h's in it were velar fricatives.
dream moment.
if only the fr*nch didn't exist
Words like hair, hat, house
It would've sounded vaguely like Hebrew in that sense I guess
God bless taco bell
germans are the goyest of goyim after all
they make the perfect cattle
*g-d
awwww maqui 🥺
I dont even know how to respond to that
it made my day
Well it would've had like twice the amount of those sounds as German does.
Literally every h in modern Germanic languages was a velar fricative then.
The sound h didn't exist in their language yet
Because it changed to h at the start of words later in history
German is not the most difficult language, although it is very difficult to learn.
@inland hill i think maybe gemini just flash became "chatty" lol
i forced it this time when it wasn't saying anything, just to let me know what it's up to and it's similar
but i also think it helps with its task processing and not getting into thought loops and such
make it as jovial and friendly and chatty as possible
I'm at a tough stage of life
the phase of "black himeko"
Aura farming
you alright bud
No
same
that's the best meko you've made so far
@solid shale FUCK YOU
but why are her eyes purple
aren't they supposed to be blue
gambatte
its because he has a tape worm in his brain that makes him want to tape people
oh man lmao it's actually worse than it sounds. it says she was the owner of the "delta institute for the developing brain" which is a private school for kids with autism. she definitely needs way more than 30 days
that's blue
ooooooh
blue like her hair
45 days?
I need to rewatch pani poni dash
says she had accomplices too lol
i dont understand the point of probation in her case
9 years of probation it says
what, are they worried she's gonna start another child fight club and they want to check up on her???
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Ru
they need to make sure she doesn't talk about child fight club
Women get insanely lenient sentences
Russian mobsters are tough
@vernal mantle do you think you could beat up your drug dealer?
mochi vs brazilian estrogen dealer
i got 10 bucks that says mochi wins. slavfoids are genetically predisposed to both dishing out domestic abuse and taking it
holy shit
yeah thats a wild one aint it
Over here they kill you but the loan shark is a deniable asset
they lynch one of those every few months
battle of the year
@sterile zealot @vernal mantle it's been 10 hours and codex has crossed off 587 items from its todo list and has 107 remaining
🚨
/goal is so sick
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
link them the pic of the secret fart channel
the fempire
were you here when we were talking about that
wtf is this shit
yes HAHAHAHHAHAA
why are you posting there
non-futa meko 
thats the server proxy was in last night
wasnt that a different one
tf is a fempire?
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rekt
fucking rekr
no, i recognize the little server tag thingy
rekt
I went there and spent a day constantly accusing any adult who replied to a minors message of being a pedophile
it was so funny
they got so mad
alright that is kinda funny
why is this a daily occurrence
@abstract dagger you should plug your butthole
with a jonathanplug?
every girl's dream
this used to be me but without being a mod
people who use WPD scare me
i feel like if u were a gigantic gross fat guy and u leaned into this kind of joke u could make hella money
kinda like https://x.com/SephirothSword_ but better monetized
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i dont think hes on tiktok for example
oh my
that video isn't that bad
Id rather be homeless than have a legacy like this
ik
im talking about the people who post on wpd all day every day
it's got to be bad for your soul
deviant, incredulous, and maligned
yeah true
2D gore is alright but real life stuff is pretty gross
I've seen lots of it but the thing that really scarred me was the packman woman or whatever it's called
the one where the woman's head was split in two
burger king foot lettuce aahh voice
why are around 30% of all videos on watchpeopledie from brazil @slim coral ?

bros playing TIDAL WAVE
D DINAT DOO DOO DOO
DAT DOO DOO DOO
bishwop
DINAT DOO DOO DOO
DO DOBEE DOBISHWO

tiger
Vinte mais vinte, mais vinte, mais sete
Aí é muito fácil, professora, é six seven
ive been summoned.
this.. this rarely happens.
indeed
now bend over and spread wide
no lube this time
bend over
oooooh
why
Giraffe News
Rudy Guiliani is arguing that his current health problems were caused by 9/11 so he should be covered by the 9/11 health fund
The US will start revoking passports from parents who owe child support
International Trade Court has ruled that the 10% global tariff is illegal
A Christian Missionary hailed as 'the holiest man alive' has been detained for the reason you've already suspected while reading this
Clavicular has been charged for shooting at an alligator
Trump eliminated funding for a group that studied Hantavirus last year
genius
it's a country where you can die for 1 euro 80 cents
take that to its logical conclusion
i wish someone would bludgeon my skull until i fucking died
how much would it cost to have a cute girl beat the shit out of me?
fuck.
me too james, me too
hi im a cute girl
but like I don't want to die though
my PUSSY is huge
I want to experience it, that's why I need fdvr
i hope hantavirus wipes out 90% of usa
I need a numba
Agree with 2 tbf
and I get a 24 hours ban for what exactly?
upload the image cuuhh
Deadbeat Dads should be put in workhouses
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rekt
holy shit it's him!
isnt that the opposite of what you would want to brag about 🤔
A Crack head walked up to me today at work while I was doing my job with a backpack and said "hey man you look like a guy who wants to buy some tools" and proceeded go try and sell me some stolen tools in the middle of an operating business
@late ingot can you pls unmute james? he got nuked
was it a good offer though?
thank you
did you get screenshots? sounds hilarious
trentbot didnt even say it muted me
i did not
respect
I do it for the love of the game
Then next thing you know the crackhead comes back with more stoled bullshit you dont want and starts getting pissed
not to show people
Its a slippery slope man
typically its considered good to have a tighter pussy, not a bigger one
i would say institutionalise him but he'd probably use his stolen tools to break out of his padded cell
that's true
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sorry I still don't get it
why would it matter whether it's tight or not
it's not like it'll affect whether or not she can have babies
for sticking your 'ock into it
are you dumb
well yeah but if its loose it wont feel great
We had copper wire stolen from the ground outside our building overnight a few months ago it was probably him lmao
you have sex because it "feels great"?
that's weird
the goyim have truly lost it 
you never have sex lmao
arigato
it does if you have a foreskin yes
well since I'm not married no
ols gets me
u will never marry a foid
Tighter = more sexual arousal = better quality sperm & higher spermcount
I'm circumcised, so the idea of it "feeling great" feels strange to me
i want to marry a foid but there is only one foid I will marry
then I'll also never have sex
unless a clanker counts
ogerpon?
If I become jewish do I have to get circumcised
I shoot like a horse
no joke
I will need 2-3 tissues to clean myself up
it doesnt, using a fleshlight doesnt count as having sex either
Do you crank it often?
not really, maybe 2-3 a week max
Probably why
it has been much less lately thoug
For me its like 5x a day LOL
what the fuck
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sexual score of 0.88
thanks ols
good, that means g-d won't punish me for not remaning a virgin
Ogerpon is daughter-coded, she's meant to be something you want to protect
james is a sexpest
damn the only thing I know about Ogerpon is some weirdo's fursona
Sexualising Ogerpon is disgusting
that crap will give you 5 types of gut diseases
why not get a real foidlet for that
what tis ogerpon?
pokemon
you don't hafta, but I do mean it. like for the non-internet you, and to a way more insensate degree than you'd guess. like I'd forgive most anything and still trust you implicitly. you'd have to work harder than Steam Delivery Girl to convince me I don't know a gem when I see one.
I was prepared to take a "wow", since I know it can be hard to express past the persona in ways that seem vulnerable, though that would have not made my day at all. so thank you, and love yourself a little bit more as best you can, if for nothing else than one small voice that'd sooner fall silent than you not be here 🥺
I am not memeing when I say Ogerpon is meant to be perceived as a "daughter" or "cute little sister" archetype
holy shit I looked it up
what is this thing
gross
kill it
Nah I'd want a son to carry on the family name
The world
its too non humanoid for me to perceive it as that ngl
it just doesnt register as something cute to me
ah whatever it'll do
zip
???
It’s a Pokémon so it doesn’t count
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You have been muted for 159 minutes for the following reason:
sexual score of 0.78
idiot lmao
Yesn’t
ols is gonna be very mad at you
I was going to engage with it in a playful manner
I will introduce her to my papa pole
Ogerpon is introduced as a villain initially, but turns out to be misunderstood
which is?
Instead the villain is a floating peach that fires poisoned mochi at people
Don’t worry about it
oh i think i will worry about it
That’s me
Modern Pokémon’s look so interesting
look it up, you have a reasonable concern
You don’t have to watch
Yeah they ware well designed
i dont think i wanna look that up 🤔
how old is ogerpon
Pretty old
it'd bludgeon you to death with a club, its a spree killer
It killed three Pokemon at least
Which makes them less memorable to me because they look more intricate and detailed
hahahahhahahahahahhahaha
kys, tinkaton is great
I keep misreading this as ogerporn
ogreporn
That name is awful
OMG TINKATON 😭😭😭😭😭
It's from Made in Abyss, it's "a pole that makes you a papa" on some animal. So both as bad and not as bad as you might think 🤔
She should count herself lucky that I’m not in the Pokémon universe
uhhhh
I'm sure the FBI is coming for my ass now
I will need multiple of them lined up, just gotta make sure they’re all female
Papa poru
Okay this did NOT happen in the manga wtfff???
You too? We had someone like that 2 weeks ago
anyone who watches or reads made in abyss should be chemically castrated and put on the sex offenders register tbh
Rip to that army chef
Lmao in some translations it’s Papa’s Rod
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Okay they should calm down. In the anime she clearly said “PAPA PO”
no never
wtf
Pole is the most direct translation
is goal a ralph loop but cooler
A pole isn’t a rod
How to train your dragon aahhh creature
They’re doing too much
it is dragon type yeah
What happened to the simple designs we had back in the day
Pokemon Scarlet is basically How To Train Your Dragon the game
there are no laws protecting pokemon
I don’t like the new pokemans
ogerpon should hit you
Ogreporn
Ogreporn should get a new name and design
Nah that name is great
You want to marry her?
no i want her to be my daughter
Yes
Pokemons aren’t for marriage
They’re for breeding
SO TRUE
She is exactly your type @vernal mantle
false
is that all
Just look at how smug she looks with that giant hammer
I need to teach that BRAT a lesson
is that ogerpon
What is that thing
Ogreporn
Yes
Ew ew ew
tinkaton
Thinkaton
its diffrent on gogl
Its a fairy that scavenges metal to make a massive fucking hammer to hit things with
Hideous creature
Oh
omg i need
Did I send the wrong one?
They don’t make em like they used to
Yes tinkaton is the BRAT
https://www.serebii.net/scarletviolet/pokemon.shtml get it right smh
Yeah mb
Different time, different audience

Things really were much better when we were still kids
Pokemons were hotter back then
i like new things
Untrue
Ogreporn addict
is it really open world pokemon or just zelda breath of the wild
breath of the wild is still open world there's just loads of space with nothing much to see
uoyghh
Oh my
classic

You can’t tell me modern Pokémon is better
mmh
BUNNIES ARE KNOWN FOR BREEDING
which anime is this
i need to go "sleep"
pdf anime
Made in abyss
Look at her bouncing like that 
Prushka my beloved
She’s my favourite girl in the anime after faputa
https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-sv/gholdengo/ they literally made the cheese string mascot into a pokemon and people still try to say pokemon is bad
Gholdengo Pokémon Serebii.net Pokédex providing all details on moves, stats, abilities, evolution data and locations for Pokémon Scarlet & Violet and Pokémon Legends: Z-A
pdf file
@vernal mantle
Ewwwwwww wtf is that
i dont watch anime
The shit the author did to her…
He deserves to be lynched
Then why are you always posting anime girls
Fake weeb
I hate fake weebs
prushka
Real
because he goons to those, are you dumb
@fervent basin
He goons to underaged anime characters?
@undone lake @sterile zealot
@elfin scarab @elfin scarab @late ingot
i mean you
oh wait
komoru was talking about mochi
nvm
Wholesome and cute, that’s why she’s my beloved
well it still applies to mochi too lmao
Bruh
Thx Jake
Imagine being made of fur
Kooomoru did you see the thing I wrote 22 minutes ago? You don't have to respond, I just want to know
what thing
No need to imagine, just don’t shave for a couple of days
What thing
I want to buy a nanachi figure but she doesn’t have any nice 100+ euros ones
They’re just crappy prize figures
Ohhhh I should get a nanachi plush
She smells like sunshine
Even faputa was in awe by her smell
🇬🇧⚡️- Labour party activists are telling media that tonight's results are reaching "worst case" territory.
@late ingot
i like cute things


