💬off-topic

[elder knot]

No I mean ints in python

[crimson pagoda]

somehow that insane message only got

Reason: harassment score of 0.98

lmao

[sterile zealot]

oh it just grows in size when it needs to

[merry bluff]

lol he got banned

lmfao

[sterile zealot]

wait where did the schizo patrol thread go

[elder knot]

Remember ucar

[sterile zealot]

is my discord client being shit, i cant find it

[solemn kiln]

The person it reminded me of wasn’t particularly close I met them for a short time but they where the first person I saw which such marks looking very close to that can which gave me the creeps. Sorry for the misdirection.

[elder knot]

Remember when I thought slc was sentient

Wow I had no idea what I was talking about back then

[stray tiger]

Wot's slc?

[sterile zealot]

some discord bot they made

they thought it was agi lmao

[merry bluff]

i remember when i was first learning python and tried making a gpt chatbot, i just stored the conversation history as a txt file with newlines as the message seperator

[elder knot]

Experimental chain of thought thing

With variables representing emotions

And a persistent memory between users

[jolly acorn]

@stray tiger @crimson pagoda why is it that in the usa it's so common for LE to stage fake drug, prostitution or sex sting operations, this seems utterly abnormal worldwide, is it to look tough on crime by artificially inflating arrests and justifying their budgets to the government

[wary ermine]

@stray tiger @sterile zealot @merry bluff @crimson pagoda

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Wtf 😳

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[wary ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-gif-11816971814746635421

[elder knot]

Shut up

[sterile zealot]

what

[elder knot]

I feel left out

[wary ermine]

@elder knot

[crimson pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-handsome-democrat-4-more-years-gif-4334712303169939025

[elder knot]

Yay

[sterile zealot]

catmaxxing

[elfin scarab]

I feel left out

do u hate me

[merry bluff]

god my boobs hurt

[elder knot]

What a sentence

[stray tiger]

Thanx

[stray tiger]

Boobs, my god hurts

[elder knot]

Hurt, my god boobs

[stray tiger]

See that doesn't make sense tho

The other one is theoretically intelligible

[elfin scarab]

god hurts my boobs

[elder knot]

Boobs hurt my god

[crimson pagoda]

the front page of bluesky is just straight up broken now

[stray tiger]

YESSSS this one is the best

[sterile zealot]

no this is just because you have to add feeds

thats normal

[stray tiger]

Boobs hurt my god is definitely the funniest

[crimson pagoda]

just yesterday there was a front page and it was full of like dog pictures and stuff

[sterile zealot]

yeah ik

sometimes it just decides to not do that though

[crimson pagoda]

10/10 website

[sterile zealot]

use the search for locating bait targets

[elfin scarab]

#LandBack

[crimson pagoda]

lmao i told a guy that capitalism wasnt preventing him from going outside and he blocked me

[sterile zealot]

why do so many websites even bother translating to esperanto

[crimson pagoda]

oh man i bet there are great esperanto spastics on here

[sterile zealot]

find insane esperanto leftist morons and argue with them in esperanto

[crimson pagoda]

@sterile zealot guess what stupid bitch? the blueskoids hate esperanto, and so do you, so you are exactly the same thing as a blueskoid with no differences whatsoever

[elfin scarab]

numbers are capitalist

[sterile zealot]

wtf no

i will never be a blueskoid

wtf

EMERGENCY

[crimson pagoda]

im searching capitalism. i bet ill find some good ones here

[grave burrow]

EMERGENCE

[sterile zealot]

@crimson pagoda YOU CAN FILTER FOR POSTS IN ESPERANTO

not talking about esperanto, actually in esperanto

[stray tiger]

I suspect this kitten juice is not made from real kittens

[merry bluff]

i love kitty juice

[slim coral]

#LandBack

[sterile zealot]

aww it doesnt seem to work

[stray tiger]

Yeah me too lmao

[elfin scarab]

awwe

[elfin scarab]

hello apple

[sterile zealot]

why are you greeting the slop apple

[slim coral]

hi

[slim coral]

silencio foid

[sterile zealot]

im a moid

[slim coral]

https://tenor.com/view/tm-opera-o-opera-o-rizz-opera-o-rizz-rizzing-gif-17183520027224224454

[abstract dagger]

wht

[slim coral]

https://fixvx.com/DarkOddCon/status/2052052887384068277?s=20

Dark,Odd,Conspiracy (@DarkOddCon)

https://t.co/KxVk1N06p4

▶ Play video

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[stray tiger]

Soupa

[abstract dagger]

dedinitely kitten

bro i jeep like

i feel like im dying

like

i keep dropping things

[slim coral]

@undone lake teach me

[abstract dagger]

that im holding

and breaking stuff

[jolly acorn]

@abstract dagger have you ever seen a black man before

[slim coral]

the teachings of the chuddah

[abstract dagger]

becahse i just fotget im holding it

[abstract dagger]

are you gormlox

[stray tiger]

Ah word, interesting. What'd you think when you saw it or why'd it bug you, out of curiosity? I find it interesting, I'm much more likely to get caught staring than be bothered

[stray tiger]

what. Why do you want this

[elfin scarab]

concerning

extremely concerning

[sterile zealot]

himeko is a transchud grapist

[stray tiger]

Do you know how insane this sentence sounds to a normal person

[sterile zealot]

yeah ofc, i only act spastic on the internet

[cunning nymph]

marquisdeswag

Server Avatar

[stray tiger]

That's what they all say lmao. But still, I see little. Chud in Himeko

[cunning nymph]

hikukomoru

Server Avatar

[stray tiger]

@elfin scarab you want the full res?

Oh I just noticed your lil avatar waves, very cute

[elfin scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-girl-cat-steam-summer-sale-gif-10499192265555873203

it's the steam delivery girl

[slim coral]

Ooooh

[elfin scarab]

adorable

[elfin scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/steam-steam-girl-steam-delivery-girl-doorbell-steam-deck-intro-gif-6937496651760589632

you like her?

[stray tiger]

I have a bunch of pictures of me squishing this fine gentleman against my cheek too, so freaking precious

[elfin scarab]

she's a hard worker

[merry bluff]

im a hard worker

[elfin scarab]

work smart, not hard

[merry bluff]

i always work hard

[elfin scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/kasapakui-gif-5047784248617353477

https://tenor.com/view/steam-delivery-girl-steam-winter-sale-2024-gif-15641906842725623279

work smart while hard

[slim coral]

that's neko

neko the xr

[elfin scarab]

no

its me

cause it's my pfp

[stray tiger]

It actually looks better zoomed in 😁

[merry bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bath-water-walking-walk-gif-14045829273711285670

[stray tiger]

It took every ounce of my reason beating my soul into submission to let this bun free and not keep him forever

[grave burrow]

Something probably are him

Like a coyote

[stray tiger]

Yes, rabbits in the wild have a very short life span, I'm aware

[grave burrow]

He probably thought of you in his last moments, " why have thou forsaken me Marquis "

It's the type of thing that keeps a man up at night

Probably it rots in a man's heart for years

[stray tiger]

I saved his life in the first place, he was living on borrowed time. Every bit of extra time he got to hop around was because of me

[elfin scarab]

oh wow
bunquis and bunbun

[grave burrow]

Maybe, or maybe you have him hope for a savior that would never come

It's hard to tell

Being a human being is difficult, we try to do good not knowing where it's leading

And our concept of good is tied to our selfishness, everybody lies, specially when we call ourselves good

[stray tiger]

Lol, I mean he got to show off in some fun photos, he got to hop around on my laptop, he got to hang out with bunquis for a bit. None of the other rabbits get to go inside at all

If he didn't run off I was going to adopt him though, my heart can only take so much 🥹

[slim coral]

@elfin scarab is this true
https://youtu.be/dnmZOycws_E

[grave burrow]

Exactly, he knew nothing but survival and loneliness until you came along. And then what? You showed him a better life of kindness? Maybe to make yourself feel better. What happened after? More suffering , more loneliness but tortured now with the knowledge that it could be better

[grave burrow]

People say you sexually harass people, me? I've never seen it

[stray tiger]

Yeah luckily he's a bunny, so he's pretty dumb too

[grave burrow]

The body remembers what the mind forgets

[slim coral]

It's fake news. Don't believe the komoria propaganda

[stray tiger]

Bunnies don't suffer existential horror

[grave burrow]

Hey, I'm not losing sleep over your actions. Besides, my sins far outweigh yours

There's been rabbits I've hurt with kindness too

Enough to make me lose sleep, have nightmares and wish this thing of ours wasn't mine

[stray tiger]

Dude are you fucking nuts

He's talking about Israel being desperately poor and comparable to India

This video is so goddamn stupid it's mind blowing

I sure as fuck don't want to live in Israel but it's certainly not because I think it's an impoverished hell hole

[abstract dagger]

what about our dms

[stray tiger]

Where's she from exactly, is she like a Steam mascot? I like her (-:

[elfin scarab]

yeah she was

she's gone now though

i think

very sad

[elfin scarab]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNz6SpFEu4o

watch the prequel

[stray tiger]

Yeaaah I looked it up, they axed her last year. We can't have nice things 😔

[stray tiger]

I trust your judgment, but why am I watching this exactly 🤔

Whoa, Ashekenazim are the ruling class? Based, news to me

[raven delta]

stfu nga kys

[merry bluff]

what the fuck iż wrong with you

[raven delta]

U are nothing to me anyway kys

[merry bluff]

@stray tiger @crimson pagoda

[mild nacelle]

hey be nice

[raven delta]

Blocked.Kys nga

[merry bluff]

who the fuck are you

[merry bluff]

I've never even spoke to you before lmfao

[raven delta]

And the fox is blocked too

Fucking cunts

Kys

[merry bluff]

rude

[mild nacelle]

awe he got my species right

[solemn kiln]

Keep yourself safe?

[merry bluff]

the world is better off without people like you

[raven delta]

Kill yourself

🙂

[solemn kiln]

Why

[raven delta]

I mean

Unplug urself

[solemn kiln]

What

[raven delta]

Ur a bot

[merry bluff]

bot

[solemn kiln]

Why

[raven delta]

Because ur a bot

U love jews?

[solemn kiln]

Why tho

[raven delta]

U love jews?

Yes or no

[solemn kiln]

I don’t know what’s the politically right answer anymore

Yes

[raven delta]

U must hate them

https://tenor.com/view/net-epstein-gif-7773007491111019523

Good boy.Big Jeff and big yahu proud of you

[elfin scarab]

i love em

[raven delta]

https://tenor.com/view/chatgpt-openai-gif-11588281547298219548

[elfin scarab]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RiNUINay_o

[raven delta]

Another retard here

[elfin scarab]

G-d bless Israel

[raven delta]

Blocked

I love blocking bots

I don't have time

[elfin scarab]

ok

[raven delta]

To answer everything

Lmfao they are still trying to throw shit at me

Blocked

[solemn kiln]

[raven delta]

Ur not blocked

yet

F Israel

https://tenor.com/view/bigyahu-bigyahucalling-big-yahu-big-yahu-calling-bibi-gif-7107830166883974193

K everyone

If u love israel or lgbtq

Kys

That's all I can say

🙂

[elfin scarab]

ok

[raven delta]

Bye ngas

Kys

[solemn kiln]

[elfin scarab]

G-d bless Israel and G-d bless Israel's saviour Benjamin Netanyahu

[solemn kiln]

Sleeping is boring

I hope I dream about flying again

[elfin scarab]

i dont even dream

[solemn kiln]

AFAIK technically we all do, it’s just about recall.

But

Maybe you missed the update

[elfin scarab]

damn

i need to find a way to remember my dreams

[stray tiger]

Melatonin

You just had to ask...

[elfin scarab]

melanin 🖤

[stray tiger]

Try sublingual (under the tongue) melatonin, yes, getting blacked is also proven to enhance dream recall

Dream journaling helps, let me see, I need to reverse engineer everything I do to forget my dreams 🤔

[elfin scarab]

i think i have some melatonin
and funnily enough they are little black pellets

[stray tiger]

You fuckin got it 😁 double duty

Um I mean you can dissolve anything under your tongue but it's a bit of a pain if the pills aren't made for it. I found it really night and day. Um big warning though, it's a very bad dkes to take melatonin outside your desired bedtime

It can help push your circadian cycle in different directions, which means you can give yourself artificial jet lag if you take it way outside when you want to be sleeping

[abstract dagger]

@stray tiger @elfin scarab

HELLO

[solemn kiln]

said he did dual n back and helped him increase dream recall

[stray tiger]

@crimson pagoda at your leisure

[stray tiger]

Huh, apparently a big study found that vitamin B6 alone worked (not b-complex). Like 50 mg.

Um there's something I don't know if I'm super comfortable recommending, but Huperzine A works extremely well for improving memory in all settings

Huperzine A is effectively the same as one of the anti-dementia drugs. It nonselectively improves memory, which seems fantastic until you realize it's truly nonselective, meaning you might have something you really want to forget burned into your memory

Idk, it'll help you remember anything. Most reliable method is just waking your ass up during REM sleep ☺️

[stray tiger]

heyyyy answer my question from earlier unless you really don't wanna. I'm curious
#💬off-topic message

[solemn kiln]

Missed this my b. Reminded me of this Turkish “classmate” I knew who has very visible sh marks. It gives me a strong “ick” not against the person. Can’t put the words

Before that I had only seen such marks online never in real life

[stray tiger]

Huh! That is very interesting. I didn't see SH online or in person anywhere as a kid. I wonder what kind of an effect that has on contagion?

[stray tiger]

Seeing self harm tends to make people feel a complex set of emotions. Probably a general ick or discomfort would be on the more common end, though clearly it made an impression on you.

I have trouble not going up to and hugging strangers in public if I see SH marks. If it's someone I know, I really want them to tell me everything – I have to try to keep my enthusiasm down since it might well be something they don't want to talk about at all, or be something they see as a tragedy and are trying to forget.

[abstract dagger]

ive seen this before

[stray tiger]

It's really funny how wildly divergent people's responses can be to something uncommon and polarizing like that

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Wtf 😳

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1t5os61/wtf/

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[stray tiger]

Oh yeah?

[abstract dagger]

yeah like marks on arms etc

ive been caught with ones on mine

[granite cipher]

Piss

[grave burrow]

🍺

[granite cipher]

i quit doin that

[grave burrow]

Sobriety is the best vice

[grave burrow]

Will you make another steam game?

[granite cipher]

how about i make you die

watch it son

im actually generating stuff and selling it

vidz

surprised more people arent doing this

ez money

[stray tiger]

Night all 🐰

[pine patrol]

Good night

[inland hill]

Gn

[grave burrow]

Night

[inland hill]

How tf do u have a 130 point global lead

[grave burrow]

mashallah

[inland hill]

I knew it

Ever since it became more agressive

Gave me like 10 1 min outs

For memes

[granite cipher]

i had like a 492min one

i dont even know why

i didnt DO anything

😄

[coral bane]

give datase NOW 😠

I want to scrape Dread too but I don‘t know how to get Tor running faster, and the captcha will be a huge performance bottleneck

[loud girder]

User Info

Here's some information about @inland hill, requested by @inland hill.

[inland hill]

Etf harrasement

[grave burrow]

I have been given a new wife!

[inland hill]

Netflix show

1500 england

[jolly acorn]

@inland hill I take a SSRi called paroxetine how do you feel about this

[inland hill]

Kinda mid

Big anxious?

[loud girder]

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[jolly acorn]

@inland hill I was just arrests I need help

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Like dis if you cry everytim

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1t617ki/like_dis_if_you_cry_everytim/

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[grave burrow]

Tell them everything

Sing like a bird for your supper

[stark bone]

Person i know: i dont eat bread with butter, but ill put butter on my toast

[jolly acorn]

@grave burrow @stark bone

What's your opinion on the amish having swiss german and south german ancestry

[slim coral]

Ok

[timid quarry]

too old

[stark bone]

nice brothers from another mother

[fervent basin]

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1t603uo/someone_elses_problem_now/

[lyric shore]

Found a gold mine of a xitter account

I like to think he actually belives what he is saying instead of jus spouting what ever seems the most dire. Feels more whismical yanno.

[slim coral]

I thought he died?

[timid quarry]

alexander dugin my goat

[slim coral]

This guy works for Putin

[lyric shore]

His spirit is posting from the aethert

[slim coral]

[timid quarry]

he accepts that slavs aren't white

which makes him based

[slim coral]

https://youtu.be/bwDrHqNZ9lo

relevant video

[timid quarry]

I'm in the "they can just k*ll each other" camp

same with any war in the middle east

[slim coral]

well someone has to give I think Ukraine will win

[timid quarry]

just keep me out of it

[slim coral]

look if Ukraine wins it'll get redistributed to the people they owe money

[timid quarry]

they sure won't lose, just like how iran can't lose against the usa

these are enormous countries, but nationalists are so retarded that they can't even fathom basic geography

oh well, we don't live in those regions so nothing ever happens

[slim coral]

gahhhh I want fdvr

please please give me fdvr

[timid quarry]

2060 maybe

big maybe

[violet herald]

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2052269744120869106

Elon Musk (@elonmusk)

@mark_k We have many great Grok models training simultaneously in Colossus 2.

I am confident that they will bear fruit.

And work on the Grok Built harness is progressing well.

X · May 7, 2026, 6:10 AM

Grok coding harness

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

everybody calm down. i got this.

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1t62lui/everybody_calm_down_i_got_this/

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[lyric shore]

He better be using GPT 3.5 or we have no chance.

[slim coral]

This is cope

Grok is over

[lyric shore]

Ub faurbess didnt spaceX auction of xAIs compute to anthropic litterly the other day. He might as well just raise the white flag

[slim coral]

Yeah it's looking pretty grim

[lyric shore]

How ironic, I was litterly just about to make a joke about how xAI should just dissolve the company

[slim coral]

The venture just didn't work out

[lyric shore]

I wonder what happnes to those 80 hour work weeks they were all putting in... working chrismas day and all that...

[slim coral]

Which is a shame because Grok despite its flaws doesn't shut you down and censor outputs

[slim coral]

Well they all got paid who cares

now that it's merging with SpaceX those engineers will get a nice paycheck

[lyric shore]

True, I mostly Grok is good for that and only that it seems.

[lyric shore]

Their families?

[lyric shore]

At least thats to look on the bright side. I now just have to wait for the youtube videos on "THE AI BUBBLE IS POPPING OMG SOMETHING IS HAPPENING EUEHEHEHE"

[slim coral]

Well no because it all went to claude

[lyric shore]

They wont care about that, they just see xAI disolving and that means the AI buble is popping

[lavish vale]

usually that would be true, but elon can hide all his failures under the business that benefits him the most from all them government contracts

[slim coral]

The big man himself said it's over what are these dudes on about

[lyric shore]

Was on my little excursion today and found these. If only turky tails were cool or interesting. They are just rock hard parasitic fungi that leach of trees and are used inn Chinese medicine.

[timid quarry]

rekt

[cursive kelp]

🇷🇺❌🇱🇻 — Latvian National Armed Forces reports that, a few hours hours, several drones entered Latvia from the Russian border. Two drones crashed on Latvian territory, including one at an oil storage facility in Rēzenke, southeastern Latvia.

@GeoPWatch

🗳 🇩🇪 📊 leaked poll: AfD right at the edge of absolute majority in Sachsen-Anhalt ahead of elections in September. If these numbers were election results, they would be one point short. If SPD fails to the 5% cutoff and Greens/BSW do too, AfD would need only something like 39%.

📎 eugyppius

[cursive kelp]

An empty tank at an oil depot in the city of Rezekne was damaged.

NATO ain't gone do shit

[timid quarry]

of course we won't

who tf cares about the baltics lol

russia can have them as a peace offering

[cursive kelp]

Europe

[timid quarry]

they don't even care about the country themselves since they only have 10k soldiers

why would we

[crimson pagoda]

im still scraping. i have SO much more now bro
231,755 users
714,576 posts
3.65 million comments

wow so i guess like ALL of my fucking chats are slow now. great

[fervent basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cyber-cybersecurity-cybersecurityassessment-2i7jspnRBYgg6v4Oki

[crimson pagoda]

@slim coral what the hell

[slim coral]

dude

I don't even know half of these people

I don't know how they ended up on my follows list

[jolly acorn]

Trent I truly apologize for my behaviour

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

everybody calm down. i got this.

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1t62lui/everybody_calm_down_i_got_this/

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[vernal mantle]

based

[jolly acorn]

Uhgjj

[crimson pagoda]

i looked because i just straight up did not believe that was a femboid. i was correct btw, thats a cisfoid

[jolly acorn]

https://x.com/i/status/2052012611793805336

Ted ☦️🐒 (@Tawadros15)

This whole case was so bizarre. Usually there's a pattern of behavior leading up to an act like this. There is almost always an escalation of deviant and criminal behaviors. This guy had none of that. No previous criminal history, no CP on his computer, no indications at all.

X · May 6, 2026, 1:08 PM

[pine patrol]

A new Starfox game's getting released soon
So peak

[proper dove]

so what'da yall use for vibe coding?

[crimson pagoda]

im getting really fucking sick of codex lately

[jolly acorn]

Trent I have autism spazsm

[proper dove]

🤔 yeah i have that with antigravity sometimes but the sometimes means ive to go to a chat that was completely okay with it and use it 🤔 well mines nsfw but the other models do compare that with an atrocity

[loud girder]

restorationunited9273383

Transcript from Groq

The voices inside of my head make me do this.

[coral bane]

How do you scrape so fast

[crimson pagoda]

there's a setting in torrc, can't remember what it's called

but like

okay if you turn it on

you can supply a username/password to the local proxy

[coral bane]

Type faster we can‘t use iPads in Latin class

[crimson pagoda]

and every unique username/password combo is segmented on separate circuits

[cunning nymph]

restorationunited9273383

Server Avatar

[crimson pagoda]

so even when a site like dread is well-configured and rejects you if you make a gorillion requests on the same circuit, it doesn't matter

just build more circuits!

[coral bane]

lol W

[loud girder]

restorationunited9273383

Transcript from Groq

Hey, Rudy. I know who you are in real life.

[pine patrol]

Are we deadass

[fervent basin]

mfw you see this at 95% usage use for the week

[jolly acorn]

No

[crimson pagoda]

bro seriously im wondering lately about you

[fervent basin]

it's just going to be out after 95%

[crimson pagoda]

you're always posting about using all ur codex creddies

i have been spamming the shit out of codex all week

and im only at like ~50%

[fervent basin]

it's not codex, it's claude lol

[proper dove]

the photo makes this hiliarious

[pine patrol]

He's building a time machine

[crimson pagoda]

oh ok

[fervent basin]

you probably have a $100 sub

[loud girder]

restorationunited9273383

Transcript from Groq

Guys, do you all think that I am a normal person here?

[crimson pagoda]

well switch to codex then @fervent basin

[fervent basin]

ye i might do

[crimson pagoda]

im on the $20/mo plan and i literally like cant use all the creds they give me

[fervent basin]

at $100

ye my project is huge that i'm working on. decompilation takes a lot of tokens

[crimson pagoda]

at one point i had codex chasing a basically impossible task for ~40 hours straight and that still didnt use up all my creds

[fervent basin]

as it's very wordy

all the event logging and so on

and the assembly

[slim coral]

maybe you're burned out trent

you need a break

[proper dove]

are you supposed to get these services and them make them make themselves and buy you a server? and then idk read all the changelogs from every similar service and update with them?

[crimson pagoda]

no way brother

i just popped a modafinil

and im drinking an energy drink

kids are not awake yet

im ready to fuckin go

[slim coral]

When are you getting a job

you got a portfolio

[crimson pagoda]

i have a job

i work maybe ~20 hours a week

my job is easy as shit

i could 100% definitely get a much higher paying job right now if i wanted. but id also have to work more, and to me, that is totally unacceptable

my life is organized around maximizing my free time. time is the only thing you can't get back later after you've used it up

[slim coral]

I got too much free time

[crimson pagoda]

https://fxtwitter.com/NeetChud888/status/1999235341342183902

NEET CHUD (@NeetChud888)

love my unemployed chud life

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[worldly loom]

I had chatgpt genrnrate this for how a setup would look. Is this bad?

This should be more realistic, i told it to put switches on its own to help it make it right.

I want purple keycaps but these switches sound amazing.

Your organization must be verified to use the model gpt-image-2-2026-04-21. Please go to: https://platform.openai.com/settings/organization/general and click on Verify Organization. If you just verified, it can take up to 15 minutes for access to propagate.

https://klipy.com/gifs/rick-grimes-sad-rick-grimes

You've hit the free plan limit for image generations requests. You can create more images when the limit resets in 23 hours and 48 minutes.

[proper dove]

is that bottom left key slanted? xD 😔 slop

[worldly loom]

The writing on it got messed up, idk. Its based on product pic for keycaps and a product pic of switches.

[proper dove]

its okay im just giving you a hard time because im not producing the best photos

its not even the outfit it generated

[worldly loom]

I looked at my keyboard through two layers of transparent glass and yellow doesnt really get through. Colour matters if you have transparent uncoloured keycaps, maybe then illumination could maybe stop colour mattering.

[proper dove]

yeah i like different trains

but i get it youre looking for something that accents or feels some way in your room/observable space 🤔 maybe and testing it out on images?

[worldly loom]

I didnt choose keyboard nerd life it chose me. My current keyboard has yellow switchs so I could test. I need a bigger keyboard to stay at desk, supposedly.

[gusty ravine]

Y

[proper dove]

🤔 im not sure what that means but if its like hackerkeyboard its like be more arrogant and how easy you fall prey 😗 🎶 could be interpreted as how many people you want to control or if you have more people in your group

[proper dove]

hmm makes me wonder if i should look up how soft and mechanical keys work 🤔 more in depth... one of the first imagery

uhhh

[cursive kelp]

🦠- New links to the Hantavirus outbreak have shown that 28 people from the cruise ship that contains the outbreak are currently missing, the number was 29 but one person has already died while flying back to her home in Germany. The flight attendant on that flight has now been diagnosed with the virus. The strain is specifically the Andes strain and has a 40% fatality rate.

@GeoPWatch

🦠- A new report from BBC says 2 people have been found and they are currently self-isolating in the UK. Another thing to note is that there is no cure to any strain of this virus.

@GeoPWatch

@late ingot have you been on a cruise ship recently

[crimson pagoda]

fake + gay + nothing will happen. screenshot this post

?remindme 2 weeks hantavirus didnt happen

[cunning nymph]

I'll remind you on May 21, 2026 01:01, weeks hantavirus didnt happen

[solemn kiln]

I also want to be reminded

?remindme 2 weeks hantavirus nothing burger

[cunning nymph]

I'll remind you on May 21, 2026 01:01, weeks hantavirus nothing burger

[vernal mantle]

that depends on how good we can contain it

thats the good outcome

[crimson pagoda]

no i dont think so

ok like

the reason covid was so severe was that it's in a sort of goldilocks zone of danger

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/himeno-himeno-csm-csm-chainsaw-man-himeno-smoking-gif-27099418

[crimson pagoda]

it's deadly enough to be a problem at scale, but not deadly enough to be urgently snuffed out

[proper dove]

i chose the wrong prompt but these were neat, idk about accurate but neat... the prompt only onelined function description

[vernal mantle]

oh yeah dont they die in like 3 days

[crimson pagoda]

you see the non-goldilocks version with an incredibly severe disease like ebola. it's so nasty and so deadly that even 1 case is a huge problem

[fervent basin]

be great if you could just smoke cigs with no impact on the body

[crimson pagoda]

yeah, gets deadly pretty quick, pretty high mortality rate

[worldly loom]

There are many keyboards so it should be plausible, but not match anything perfectly.

[crimson pagoda]

trentbot what was the fatality rate for SARS

[loud girder]

The fatality rate for SARS (Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome) was approximately 9-10% overall, though it varied significantly by age group:

• Under 24 years old: ~1% fatality rate
• 25-44 years old: ~6% fatality rate
• 45-64 years old: ~15% fatality rate
• 65+ years old: ~50% fatality rate

The 2003 SARS outbreak infected around 8,000 people globally and resulted in about 800 deaths. The higher fatality rates in older populations and those with underlying health conditions were notable characteristics of the disease.

Is there anything else you'd like to know about SARS or any Discord server management tasks you need help with?

[fervent basin]

man they're making this virus ship dock at a port. like why, just use boats to go back and forth.

some idiot is gonna try and escape and cause the next pandemic

[crimson pagoda]

yeah, if hantavirus really has like 40% fatality rate or whatever they're saying, this is going to get stamped out fast

[fervent basin]

ok it's a fuckin island but whatever, people can still escape an island probably

[worldly loom]

We already know it will be imported everywhere lol.

[crimson pagoda]

every couple of years on a slow news day it'll hit the papers that like "3 PEOPLE DIE OF EBOLA"

never spreads further than that

[fervent basin]

lol you must be shittin me

i coulda told you that'd happen

[worldly loom]

wait what? Surely it's less cotagious than black death, surely? That's bubonic plagulike lethality,

[tropic hemlock]

argh

[crimson pagoda]

contagiousness and fatality rate are different

[worldly loom]

Probably some had it but undetected creating a bias in data

[worldly loom]

I know. Its hard to have both.

[tropic hemlock]

someone predicted this virus on X in 2022 btw, mentioned it by the exact name. the probablity that this world is not scripted is very low

[worldly loom]

If its as cotagoious as the black death and as lethal, this is no nothingbvrger, but again...

[tropic hemlock]

contagious you mean?

[worldly loom]

Nothing ever happens.

[worldly loom]

Yeah, I'm using more efficent key layout but still developing muscle memory.

[worldly loom]

I mean we dont want both stats to boe comparable.

[tropic hemlock]

i grab

[proper dove]

whats the virus resemble like 🤔 cell-wise

[fervent basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/animated-3d-emoji-emoticon-oRmh31Hyk0jiT48X2b

[worldly loom]

I wonder what lab this came out of?

[proper dove]

what are the symptoms im not really into news

okay ill look it up

"actually not a patient person"
impatiently patient person, scopes

2. SYMPTOMS (Clinical Trajectory Layer — Prodrome → Acute Cascade)
Incubation: 1–8 weeks (most 2–4).
Prodromal Phase (3–5 days): Flu-like — high fever, severe myalgias (thighs, back, shoulders), fatigue, headache, dizziness, chills, GI upset (nausea/vomiting/diarrhea/abdominal pain).
Hantavirus Pulmonary Syndrome (HPS — Americas, dominant in US/CA):

Late phase (4–10 days post-prodrome): Sudden cough, shortness of breath, chest tightness → non-cardiogenic pulmonary edema, hypoxemia, cardiogenic shock.
Fatality: ~38% once respiratory symptoms appear (supportive care only: oxygen, ventilation, ECMO in severe cases).

Hemorrhagic Fever with Renal Syndrome (HFRS — Old World):

Phases: Febrile → hypotensive (shock, vascular leak) → oliguric (acute kidney failure, hemorrhage) → polyuric → convalescent.
Fatality: 5–15% (Hantaan/Dobrava); <1% (Puumala/Seoul).
Recovery: Weeks to months; full in survivors.

this sounds like some of the torture techniques from schizophrenia. i wonder when theyre going to do like dirt covered rock grinding the inside of skull and brain in dough-mixer virus

Hmm lung and kidney of people 🤔 do we know what the peoples lifestyle was that died?

https://media.springernature.com/full/springer-static/image/art%3A10.1038%2Fnrmicro3066/MediaObjects/41579_2013_Article_BFnrmicro3066_Fig1_HTML.jpg

"its going to evolve"

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/82/Viruses-08-00106-g001.png

Bunyaviricetes class

"I want you to have every disease and not be able to fix it you stupid fuck"
oh shit dude. crazy, you do assume your source will be necessary as a virologist at uci or something 🤔

hey, you still doing that thing where if your source wants to be important and they think of a problem you propagate it more so they can pretend to be "more important"

scare tactic about some way of them pretending theyre going to become the lesser evil(doesnt work otherwise pop wouldnt "favor me" and this wouldnt have an issue) ELSE they hope "unnatural development" implies theyre good (idk supposedly as long as im alive no one should get a disease, sounds stupid af, "skill unlocked from policy")

"so you really do have to be shot in the head"
well that sounds stupid af 🤔 i mean for table flipping yes 🤔

"to say no one won the game"
their sources have a hard time understanding theyre of species

[sterile zealot]

nothing is going to happen

[vernal mantle]

lmao shared state?

what if someone hijacks it and turns unity into a christian catgirl that hates sins

[stark bone]

cool

id say success

[vernal mantle]

lmaooo

[stark bone]

= )

it not a llm

where every user gets ther own

and its training data is real K-phD curriculum circa 2021, with no system prompt telling it how to behave

its not going to know who won the war of 1145 or the MVP in the 22nd superbowl... Just like me

and its all equations... no pages of words jammed into it excessively

it does use a dictionary tho

[crimson pagoda]

surely this time they're not lying. they wouldnt lie to me about ANOTHER happening, would they??? i didnt think so

[stark bone]

https://klipy.com/gifs/mark-wahlberg-what-1--k01KR19AZYACVS61V4WC3K8AQE2

"The Happening"

[proper dove]

but like severe, even being born

[proper dove]

can it use the internet?

[stark bone]

not yet

https://tenor.com/view/never-ending-gif-24810109

[proper dove]

dude i like this game

[stark bone]

some successes

[proper dove]

"hes not even the best at it"
damn.... you guys really dont like that you pissed in your own Kool-Aid

[proper dove]

now tell it to make a scientific calculator

AND THEN add runic calculator AND THEN

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

everybody calm down. i got this.

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1t62lui/everybody_calm_down_i_got_this/

https://i.redd.it/8a1dqh4svnzg1.jpeg
Posted by /u/imfrom_mars_
Don't want to see more? Mods can unlink this subreddit with /reddit unlink

[proper dove]

image the gpt was like built to be focused on that especially after corona.... like claude and 🤔 i forget finding exploits

[proper dove]

AND THEN a color palette calculator AND THEN A background music to color palette calculator

[loud girder]

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[vernal mantle]

who is lying though

this thing is happening

who knows how big it will be

(probably not big)

[gusty ravine]

G

morn

[crimson pagoda]

the "this will be big" happeningposters like @cursive kelp

[crimson pagoda]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1050422061803245600/1476066046648778903/anime.avif

[gusty ravine]

wth

automatons

[cunning nymph]

himekokatagiri

Server Avatar

[gusty ravine]

https://www.clowderproject.com/

[plucky gyro]

https://x.com/joshu/status/2052062024914633081?s=20

joshua schachter (@joshu)

this breaks gemini. it has been saying “mm-“ for several minutes now

X · May 6, 2026, 4:24 PM

[lyric shore]

ASI

[stray tiger]

It's the consistency that amuses me

[lyric shore]

I'm like if you got GPT 3.5 and turned the rempuature to 0

[stray tiger]

Can you imagine this guy being 40 and age catching up with him

[stray tiger]

Oh fml nvm

[crimson pagoda]

a woman pretending to be a gay man to sell nudes is crazy work. hilarious

[lyric shore]

You can litterly do anything to make money it seems. Maybe the shit on a stick idea wasn't so bad after all.

[cursive kelp]

🤍🔴 Disclosure of a confidential US message to France about ammunition shortage

🤔 Le Figaro revealed a confidential US message about ammunition shortage.

🤔 Georges Malbruno, a military source on social media, wrote: The US has secretly informed French officials that it is facing an ammunition shortage.

🤔 Previously, some international media also reported that the US arsenal is depleted of some important weapons in the war with Iran, and replenishing these stocks requires time.

@WarSaWitness

[stray tiger]

Idk, contrast seems really rough. Is this going to be backlit?

[stray tiger]

Yeah, I dunno 🤔 Hmm. The color combo just looks odd to me in general

[stray tiger]

Hantvirus is bad but yeah nothings gonna happen, it doesn't have a lot of the factors that make something insanely infective. I think it's an hfv though

[stray tiger]

Wow vibin again

[stray tiger]

Look up the list of hemorrhagic fever viruses, it's not as high as Congo-Crimea HFV I don't think https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hantavirus_hemorrhagic_fever_with_renal_syndrome

[stray tiger]

LMAO that's because everyone knows about this virus

Just because you've never heard of it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. There's a whole list of these

[crimson pagoda]

omg i just had the thought

i wonder how r/ZeroCovidCommunity is handling this news lol

im gonna check i bet they're GEEKIN

[stray tiger]

It worked for Arale-chan

[crimson pagoda]

hahaha oh man

[stray tiger]

Oh my

[crimson pagoda]

did u hear the news about the hant-

I HOPE U DIE

Everyone here has a wet cough. We are fucked.
bro aren't there like 8 confirmed cases so far? lol

[stray tiger]

Omg this is getting to mass hysteria levels

"We're all so much weaker now"

—Person who has been self isolating rather than training their immune system for the past five years

[crimson pagoda]

zerocovidcommunity is such a fascinating little outpost

reminds me of those ww2 japanese soldiers in southeast asia who just didn't hear the war had ended and kept fighting

i wonder how long the zcc people can hold on

will they still be talking about the covid pandemic in another 10 years?

[slim coral]

man

COVID was nothing

idk why they had to lock everything down

At least didn't have to finish high school

[cursive kelp]

— 🇺🇳 BREAKING: WHO monitoring suspected hantavirus outbreak linked to MV Hondius cruise ship after multiple deaths

The World Health Organization is continuing to coordinate an international response following a suspected hantavirus outbreak aboard the MV Hondius expedition cruise ship.

According to multiple reports, at least three people have died and several additional suspected or confirmed cases are under investigation. Health authorities are monitoring passengers and contacts across several countries, while some patients have been evacuated to hospitals in the Netherlands and South Africa.

Singaporean authorities have reportedly isolated two residents linked to the vessel at the National Centre for Infectious Diseases pending test results. One individual is said to have mild symptoms, while officials state the risk to the public remains low.

WHO officials have stated that the virus involved may be the Andes strain of hantavirus, a rare variant capable of limited human-to-human transmission among close contacts.

@interbellumnews

[slim coral]

histrionic

[stray tiger]

I would be nervous if I lived, like, in the town near that port

[lyric shore]

Three dead, "Hundereds of cases". The mortality rate seems pretty low... I mean dangerous sure but?

[stray tiger]

Sooo the mortality rates for hfvs are high, but like, 5-20%ish high with modern medicine. A lot of the rates were taken from real world data where they would pop up and wipe out half of a small community in Africa

[lyric shore]

Thankfully I dont live in a small community in Africa

[stray tiger]

God @sterile zealot why did you give all these people your hantavirus

What a dick

[sterile zealot]

i bet its himekos fault

[crimson pagoda]

for the old folks

@sterile zealot /goal on codex is insane

you have to try it if you haven't yet

https://dokutest.pages.dev/wiki/Wiki/Welcome

dokuwiki is ~100k lines of code

in just under 2 hours, codex has ported it to pages.dev, cloudflare's serverless hosting platform thing

still incomplete but it's making really rapid progress

[sterile zealot]

that doesnt sound like it would be very hard

[crimson pagoda]

what's different to me here is

you're right

this is not groundbreaking stuff it's doing

but it's very long-context and it's a lot of work

it's basically doing a full rewrite of the entire codebase and it's actually doing it correctly

the ability to do these medium/long horizon tasks is the critical change

[stray tiger]

@crimson pagoda https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagionCuriosity/comments/1t4sl5x/comment/okg5kj5/

[sterile zealot]

rewriting from what to what though

[stray tiger]

The incubation period is really long which makes contact tracing extremely difficult. The number of potentially exposed people is probably already over 100k.

[sterile zealot]

it must suck to just have delusional generalized anxiety, lmao

[crimson pagoda]

from php to cf's nodejs shit

[sterile zealot]

cool

[stray tiger]

UNDERSCORE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[crimson pagoda]

also has to do other stuff

[sterile zealot]

its himekos fault

[crimson pagoda]

like change the entire file storage and db layer

[sterile zealot]

hes full of viruses

[stray tiger]

If we shut down I'm coming to Argentina and kicking your ass

[crimson pagoda]

because dokuwiki operates on basically just a big dir of flat files

and you can't do that on the serverless hosting setup

so it's a full rewrite + some pretty substantial changes

@coral bane UPDATE on dread

i scraped so much fucking data from dread

i fine-tuned the stylometry model specifically for dread

[sterile zealot]

how does serverless even work

its kinda retarded

[crimson pagoda]

in total i have 59k authors

by testing top-n accuracy over small pool sizes i can extrapolate roughly what the top-n accuracy would be on the full set

[crimson pagoda]

i estimate 35% acc at top-1, 60% acc at top-50 retrieval

[crimson pagoda]

you deploy the code to cloudflare, they store it on many of their gorillion servers worldwide, then it can be immediately accessed from basically their entire distribution network

[stray tiger]

Ppppfffftttt

Called out by name

[crimson pagoda]

doesn't matter whether you have 1 visitor or 1 billion, works pretty much seamlessly

[stray tiger]

The "nothing ever happens community" are so frustrating

[vernal mantle]

false. it's serverless so it runs in The Cloud

☁️

mmm cloud

[crimson pagoda]

everyone is mad about these datacenters. why dont we just put the GPUs in clouds? then it wouldnt be an issue

[vernal mantle]

your pocket will feel it

[stray tiger]

@sterile zealot himeko has the related hentaivirus

[crimson pagoda]

i mean it kinda depends tho right

there's at least points where it makes sense

[stray tiger]

Like hantavirus but always terminal

[crimson pagoda]

if i have to hire some stinky nerd to make my monolithic service handle 10 million users

[stray tiger]

@slim coral comment?

[crimson pagoda]

how much money I'm spending on that stinky nerd versus how much I'd spend on serverless deployment

is the real question

[sterile zealot]

its easy asf to get a monolithic app to scale

[vernal mantle]

fun fact cf doesn't run node

they use their own js things based on v8

[stray tiger]

Of course node isn't child friendly that's weird

[vernal mantle]

they got it pretty good over the years

[crimson pagoda]

js is hell. i hate js. im glad im reading exactly 0 lines of whatever geepot is spamming out

[crimson pagoda]

it depends a lot on what ur doing

[vernal mantle]

it used to be that they had to rewrite libraries so they would work on their shit thing

[crimson pagoda]

🤷‍♂️

[vernal mantle]

🗞️

but nowadays it's 99% compatible

[slim coral]

I'm tired

[stray tiger]

That's the first symptom of hentaivirus 🤯

I prescribe 20 cc of estrogen stat

[vernal mantle]

yea it's lower middle scale

but after that making your own infra is much cheaper

[crimson pagoda]

yeah i agree. the real trap of serverless is if you actually blow up

it's great up until you actually get like tons of visitors

[vernal mantle]

at some point you just can't

you have to scale horizontally

[sterile zealot]

and then you get charged for 100k usd lmao

[crimson pagoda]

me running my youtube clone on a single 1 gorillabyte HDD

[sterile zealot]

based

[vernal mantle]

agree

but not like you get any usage

[crimson pagoda]

yeah serverless has been great for me

[crimson pagoda]

no i have an issue with these articles

like u remember that anti-ai social media site?

they tried to warn her numerous times

they told her like "hey ur getting loads of traffic and ur application is optimized like absolute ass, u should really do something about that"

and she just ignored it and surprisedpikachu.png when the bill came

i mean yes it's true u can run up a huge bill but u have to be negligent af to have this actually happen to u

[vernal mantle]

they show you your usage in the dashboard

the billing is as clear as glass

[crimson pagoda]

https://klipy.com/gifs/math-hmm--k01KR1F6KF135ARTEXB5KZ0Q0CN

woman looking at vercel dashboard not knowing what it means

[vernal mantle]

https://xkcd.com/385/

xkcd: How it Works

It's pi plus C, of course.

[crimson pagoda]

this but unironically

[sterile zealot]

this comic is really dumb

[slim coral]

Wait

Vercel is not free?

😮

[crimson pagoda]

himekoid you might be in trouble 😨

[coral bane]

HOLY

[vernal mantle]

average serverlessoid

[slim coral]

Oh no...

[sterile zealot]

it does have a free trial but vercel sucks ass anyway

[slim coral]

Let me check

[vernal mantle]

you are all incels

[crimson pagoda]

oh yeah this is gte-tiny based btw

😎

[coral bane]

Literally stop using gte-tiny

[crimson pagoda]

i am married with 2 children

[sterile zealot]

u stay inside all day gooning to your discord boyfriend

whos the real incel here

[vernal mantle]

i am a voulcel

[crimson pagoda]

no, cheap local iteration is ideal for testing out ideas that half the time turn out to not work

[coral bane]

same

[sterile zealot]

"im not an incel, im voluntarily a loser"

[slim coral]

I think I'm in trouble guys

[sterile zealot]

u arent

[slim coral]

yeah I know

[sterile zealot]

u can always just chargeback

[slim coral]

Chargeback? They don't have my card

[vernal mantle]

children are actually very capitalism

or something

please imagine some long talk here

[crimson pagoda]

numbers and children were invented by capitalists

[sterile zealot]

everything i dont like is capitalism

[vernal mantle]

agree

[vernal mantle]

this but unironically

that was ironic

[crimson pagoda]

just thought of the funniest bait argument against "numbers are capitalist"
we use arabic numerals. being anti-numbers is a form of islamophobia essentially

[sterile zealot]

ur brain has been retarded

[vernal mantle]

check out my new counting system

three is one one one

[sterile zealot]

hahahahahahahahaha holy shit you gotta try this against a blueskoid

[vernal mantle]

100 is one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one <...>

[crimson pagoda]

going back to roman numerals because I am BASED and REDPILLED

RETVRN

[vernal mantle]

agre

[sterile zealot]

NVMERALS

[crimson pagoda]

trentbot how do i express the number 67 in roman numerals

[loud girder]

The number 67 in Roman numerals is LXVII.

Here's the breakdown:

• L = 50
• X = 10
• V = 5
• I = 1
• I = 1

So: 50 + 10 + 5 + 1 + 1 = 67

Is there anything else you need help with?

[sterile zealot]

LXVII

LXVII

LXVII !!!!!!!

[crimson pagoda]

this was an excellent use of a small town's freshwater supply. i may ask more stupid questions in the future.

[sterile zealot]

imagine teens now just shouting LXVII lmfao

[coral bane]

1. Incel is a self-identified group, anybody that doesn't actively call themselves an incel isn't one
2. Not wanting to be in a relationship is not being a loser - it's valueing yourself, and saving some time on the way

[sterile zealot]

Incel is a self-identified group, anybody that doesn't actively call themselves an incel isn't one

lmfao

[coral bane]

It's true

[vernal mantle]

this but unironically

[crimson pagoda]

incel is not a self-identified group. involuntarily celibate is a perfectly reasonable way to describe someone who wouldn't describe themselves that way

[crimson pagoda]

2. this is just being a volcel

[sterile zealot]

Not wanting to be in a relationship is not being a loser - it's valueing yourself, and saving some time on the way
"its not just that im a lonely spazz, i just value myself"

[crimson pagoda]

no volceldom is real, it's true

my best buddy, best man at my wedding, is basically a volcel. has fucked before but just literally doesn't believe women are worth his time lmao

[coral bane]

1. It isn't, also just because "incel" stands for "involuntary celibate" doesn't mean it means exactly that, "spam" also stands for spiced ham and has nothing to do with it
2. Yes, it's just being a volcel, that is the entire point, look at the context

[sterile zealot]

volceldom is a good way to get yourself to commit suicide

[vernal mantle]

well honestly im not sure i fall under volcel

i am a reality denier

everything is in the internet

[sterile zealot]

it is obvious that you are an incel

[vernal mantle]

🤔

[coral bane]

I am a volcel

[vernal mantle]

how do i know if im an incel

[crimson pagoda]

no you arent

[coral bane]

All women that have never been in a relationship are volcels.

[coral bane]

Yes, not all, but 99% are

[vernal mantle]

that makes no sense

[crimson pagoda]

no, inceldom is not exclusively "literally cannot get into a relationship with anyone" it has a strong component of standards

[sterile zealot]

your "reality denialism" stuff is just a way your subconciousness found to cope about how you have completely failed to integrate yourself in society

[coral bane]

It is because 99% of women can be laid

[sterile zealot]

its less stressful for you to just claim its fake

[crimson pagoda]

inceldom isn't about sex, it's about ongoing romantic love

[vernal mantle]

i have?

[crimson pagoda]

if it were just about sex nobody who had more than a few hundred bucks would be an incel

[coral bane]

It actually is that, at least that is what the incel community refers it to as

[vernal mantle]

i think im pretty good in society

[slim coral]

These are the people

who registered for my app

[vernal mantle]

even in the fake matter one

[slim coral]

so I'm pulling the 🔌

[sterile zealot]

🙄

[coral bane]

It's both, celebacy can refer to either

[vernal mantle]

and how is that related to incelism tho

what is being an incel

[crimson pagoda]

stated vs revealed beliefs. if it were literally just about having sex they could fuck hookers and "ascend" through that method but that is clearly not what they actually want, which is love

[coral bane]

Some incels want love, others want genuine sex, most want both. No incel stops calling themselves that after sleeping with a prostitute so I mostly agree with you

[crimson pagoda]

i think there are some trucels who literally cannot fuck ANYONE and even just fucking would be enough to calm them mentally, but i think that's an extreme minority. the majority of them, despite not being able to verbalize this well, struggle to find love

[worldly loom]

It used to be people said tldr to a wall of text, now people say I aint reading all that to 3 sentences. It's over.

[coral bane]

Ultra truecel

[crimson pagoda]

if you look at their selfie post threads you can see that even the regulars on the forums aren't really truecels

[coral bane]

Anybody that believes that orb was an incel is a spastic

[loud girder]

restorationunited9273383

Transcript from Groq

This is fucking done. I just was sentenced to death by a trial court. What the fuck should I do now? My only options are to make the decision to be high court. If that doesn't work, I have to go to the Supreme Court. The description is asking the president of India's government, Bufferton. What options should I start looking at? Somebody can you please help me out?

[coral bane]

To be fair this is what he looked like after he ascended but even before he didn't look chopped. Some might argue that he was a truecel, but not because of looks but because of him being severely ND

[gritty perch]

This is one of the craziest profiles ive seen on X.

[crimson pagoda]

hahaha i recognize the banner pic

[gritty perch]

Yeah lol

Nick Fuentes pushes lady 4k

[sterile zealot]

wtf is ascending

[crimson pagoda]

when u stop being an incel

[coral bane]

Looksmaxxing successfully

[worldly loom]

Do an appeal and shout in court 'is it cos i is black?'

[vernal mantle]

ascending

[crimson pagoda]

jesus

gpt-5.5 xhigh has completed 297 tasks

it has 395 remaining

😮

this is spooky to watch

i love it

[stray tiger]

reality is all that matters, internet life tends to be deeply fleeting

[coral bane]

This is an example, but tbf he photoshopped his before-pics to make the ascension look better, but still impressive as hell because it took less than a year

[vernal mantle]

reality is 😡

[jolly acorn]

@coral bane

[loud girder]

restorationunited9273383

Transcript from Groq

I just found out that the legal age to be in Telegram is 16 years, but you were in Telegram much younger than that. You broke the terms and services of Telegram.

[worldly loom]

nose surgery or he made use of camera distortion?

[stray tiger]

It's fucking dire man, I've seen it to two sentences or even one long sentence

[coral bane]

did codex lower their limits???!

[coral bane]

Photoshopped his before-pics to make them look worse

He wasn't actually that ugly before

But similar enough

[jolly acorn]

https://nludelhi.ac.in/call-for-consultant-communication-project-39a/
@worldly loom recently found out that this university has some of the most legal research and defence teams of people who were sentenced to death in india

They could help me

Their operation is named project 39a

Named after Article 39A of the Constitution (which guarantees equal justice and free legal aid)

@undone lake

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

everybody calm down. i got this.

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1t62lui/everybody_calm_down_i_got_this/

https://i.redd.it/8a1dqh4svnzg1.jpeg
Posted by /u/imfrom_mars_
Don't want to see more? Mods can unlink this subreddit with /reddit unlink

[granite cipher]

@stray tiger why do I keep getting these stupid notifications

[stray tiger]

Isn't it annoying

[granite cipher]

Stop it

[stray tiger]

I only know how to annoy

[granite cipher]

Reported

Abuse of discord notifications

Now I sip my coffee

And wait

For your Denise

[stray tiger]

I kill u

[granite cipher]

Demise

Not denise

If I could find my coffee

I would drink it

This is your fault

[gusty ravine]

w

[granite cipher]

@stray tiger

Didn't have enough label so I Chad GPT it

Probably wrong IDK

[worldly loom]

Have you heard of India rule 34? If that applies you will get a pardon.

[granite cipher]

I gave it the URL of the study and told it to add labels

[granite cipher]

ParDonald

https://www.reddit.com/r/singularity/s/RGfYarBI5U

[stray tiger]

Huh how tf is bromantane ranked so high?

[granite cipher]

https://www.astralcodexten.com/p/nootropics-survey-2020-results

[sterile zealot]

Didn't have enough label so I Chad GPT it

aka its hallucination

[stray tiger]

I have about half of these drugs

[lyric shore]

Probably nothing good

[granite cipher]

Tasty drugs

Add sugar

When I bite into a Tylenol, I want to feel like I'm biting into candy

Stupid kids messing everything up for me

[lyric shore]

I still hear people talk about Tylenol causing autism. It pains me

[stray tiger]

modafinil is good
caffeine is good
phenylpiracetam is good
Huperzine A is good
coluracetam is good
citicoline is good
SAMe is good
magnesium is good
glycine is good
agmatine is aight
black seed oil is good
theacrine is good
theanine is good
taurine is aight
yohimbine is harsh but good
etc.

[vernal mantle]

marquis is a whore for modafinil

[stray tiger]

Tylenol does have major signals for autism a d a hypothetical mechsnism, enough to want to avoid it during pregnancy

[lyric shore]

Im going to have to but a few on the backburner there for what we are classing as nootropics. I mean magnesium? Really? I would more call that just something you need, not exactly something that you take as a perforamnce enchancer

[sterile zealot]

thats ols

[lyric shore]

I also think of nootropics as more long term, caffine is more phycoactive if anythoing

[sterile zealot]

phyco

[stray tiger]

good for sleep, idk. Take it off then. Magnesium malate might have a slightly better argument

[sterile zealot]

does mushroom not know that ph makes the sound f

[granite cipher]

Phuck yo face

Phace

[stray tiger]

That is definitely not true for almost all nootropics

[jolly acorn]

@stray tiger Is it true that the police are your parent like people who just want to figure out what happened while your lawyer is somebody who shuts them down making it difficult for the police in interrogation to figure out that you are innocent or even if your guilty that there's no sufficient evidence so when you get arrested sing like a canary bird to the cops and shut the fuck up to your lawyer

[granite cipher]

Yes

[stray tiger]

I didn't even list most of the ones that only work long term, I would have listed like lions mane or ibedenone

Um selegiline is great, might block neurotoxicity

Rhodiola is aight, bacopa is aight. Some people are high responders

[granite cipher]

This u?

[gusty ravine]

some kid on my block this morning

totally disappearing and regenerating expontially forever

[lyric shore]

From my understand "nootropics" really fall under mushrooms (Yes I know, how ironic, mushroom girl talking about mushrooms at any given opportunity). For instance, lion manes, some cordyceps among others.

Maybe my defintion is too narrow though.

[stray tiger]

Oh, sulbutiamine is great, it's used clinically

[granite cipher]

Which one will help me prevent a UTI?

Cranboxamine

Duh

[lyric shore]

I do recall that if too much magnesium is taken you can uncontrollably dizzy? Is that correct?

[granite cipher]

WAY DOWN IN THE VALLEY OF THE MUD IT OPENS AND CLOSES BEFORE YOU CAN GET BACK UP

[worldly loom]

wipe your bum front to back.

[granite cipher]

Shotty

[stray tiger]

Lol no, you're flipping the categories. The two mushrooms you listed (+reishi, etc.) are nootropics, nootropics are just any brain drugs

[granite cipher]

Yo wata shotty

Yeeeoooo

[lyric shore]

I find with a lot of supplements people are usually "fine" in most departments and if you take too much of a certain vitamin, mineral, whatever really you have adverse reactions.

[granite cipher]

JESSE!

Less cook

More eat

[stray tiger]

Probably, I wouldn't really say that. Magnesium is sedating and a muscle relaxant, it's usually used before bed

[granite cipher]

They just proved the other day that all vitamins are bullshit

I saw it on Dr Phil

I believe him

[stray tiger]

Some forms of magnesium or high doses also cause explosive diarrhea

[worldly loom]

I dont notice any affect on my brain from cordyceps. Magic yes, but I onl took enpugh to dilate my pupils.

[granite cipher]

Cordyceps omg

Why would you do that

Idiot

That's how my pfp was made

[lyric shore]

I dont fuck with any kind of nootropic after lions mane. It likely just amplifies what were already feeling subconsciously...

[granite cipher]

Nobody knew this entire time that my my profile pic was about cordyceps

Rekt

[lyric shore]

Facts out the wazoo (pun intennded)

[stray tiger]

Modafinil definitely does not amplify what you were feeling subconsciously, it's used clinically to treat narcolepsy lol

[granite cipher]

Everybody even Sam is on modafinil

Isn't he on like a stronger version though

Like carmodafinil

Fuck all that shit

[stray tiger]

Lions mane, I don't know, some people seem to have notable reactions

[granite cipher]

I heard the drug kills empathy for some reason

Very weird

[lyric shore]

Like I said, lion mane likley does. I am unsure on modafinil

[granite cipher]

All you have to do is ask our pal chaTgpt

[stray tiger]

LMAO he might be on armodafinil, you're thinking of the dangerous painkiller carfentanil

[granite cipher]

Heh yeah

That

I knew it had something to do with armor or cars

[lyric shore]

For most people its compeltly fine. For some they get stomach problems, for few it just gives them anxiety that is unrivalled

[lyric shore]

We all know AI is created by the devil.

[granite cipher]

Ermagod it's fuel ⛽ day at circle k

[stray tiger]

I don't really know what your statement means tbh, but the effects of lions mane are measurable. How exactly do you quantify or "feel" something increasing neuroplasticity though? You'd really have to assess over time

[jolly acorn]

https://x.com/i/status/2052409867261055066

Globe Eye News (@GlobeEyeNews)

BREAKING:

Israel confirms first hantavirus case.

X · May 7, 2026, 3:26 PM

[granite cipher]

Go buy fuel! Pay me circle k!

[granite cipher]

What the fuck? How did it get to Israel so fast

It was on a fucking cruise ship

[lyric shore]

This is fake news btw, I just asked BB and he said not to worry.

[granite cipher]

What are we going to do

It's coming for us

It's worse than covid

We are all going to die

Oh shit

That means I get to go crazy

[worldly loom]

Is BB Netanyahu?

[granite cipher]

I get to do what I want now

Uh oh

[lyric shore]

Correct.

QUICK EVERYONE MASS BUY TOILET PAPER WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE

[stray tiger]

I dunno how common anxiety is but I can imagine it's among the sides. Stomach discomfort is probably more common, probably the most common side effect for most drugs

[granite cipher]

Bb cutie x

[granite cipher]

I will order it on groupon

Do you have any gay Groupons?

I hear the mating call of a frog

[granite cipher]

The fuck it finally went through

I sent this hours ago

[stray tiger]

Huperzine A has fun side effects, slightly sedating, horrible neck and upper back tension and extreme memory improvement

[granite cipher]

I'll stick to my illegal research chemicals

[lyric shore]

Russian internet connection.

[lyric shore]

Sign me up

[worldly loom]

He's making apple pie

[granite cipher]

Russian not rushin amirite HAAHHHAHAHAA

[lyric shore]

We need Minker back in here. He was our chinese chemical lab rat.

[coral bane]

Russia is lowk tuff

[granite cipher]

It's what you put in the toilet that matters

[stray tiger]

It works, great way to procrastinate during college

Or rather to get away with it

[lyric shore]

I'm not joking either, he was a bodybuilder and brought untested, unverified chinese steroids in bulk and just injected them into himself for 1-2% gain in recvoery, muscle gain speed among other "things" which he failed to explain.

I do wonder why "horrible neck and upper back tension" is coupled with "extreme memory improvement"

[worldly loom]

Well steroids are proven lol