💬off-topic

[elfin scarab]

johnatan got banned from The Programmer's Hangout because he kept posting innapropriate content involving dinosaurs and posting pictures of his belly

[stray tiger]

@merry bluff

[gloomy mason]

wait I thought this was not a kink server

[merry bluff]

this is a very kinky server

everyone here is kinky

[elfin scarab]

Ryōiki Tenkai

[gloomy mason]

uwu

make programming fun again

[elfin scarab]

johnatan do you have programming socks

[stray tiger]

all programmers are autistic, kinky, gender or sexually diverse, or usually more than one of the above. Pick your poison

[merry bluff]

i do

[gloomy mason]

not in the programmer's hangout they aren't

[elfin scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/programmer-socks-gif-25261527

bro wtf roblox

[merry bluff]

i have 6 pairs of socks

[stray tiger]

Oh shit we haven't done soxposting in a while 🤔

[inland hill]

This is komoru irl btw

[elfin scarab]

i might post socks

[solemn kiln]

I'm from Agartha

[gloomy mason]

@stray tiger do you also speak French or you're only 99% perfect?

[elfin scarab]

ryoiki tenkai

[inland hill]

Ryōiki Tenkai

naval blockade

[elfin scarab]

im wearing neet pajamas

[stray tiger]

I did several soxposts, I'd have to dig them up

[merry bluff]

myles

[inland hill]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

[stray tiger]

lol. My French is okay, I did read the book the quote in my profile is from, but it was not easy to get through in French

[gloomy mason]

I can whisper it to you, it's my native tongue

[inland hill]

Qui en doute, Madame

[merry bluff]

holy refresh pull @stray tiger

[inland hill]

Okay now try hungarian, very ewsy friendly language

https://tenor.com/view/scary-cat-scary-cat-meme-transition-gif-16332131886665053526

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Asked ChatGPT to visualize a horizontal integral. It gave me a dog. [LINK IN POST]

No prompt engineering or anything, it actually did this. I genuinely have no clue how it could have thought a dog answered my prompt - nothing in the chat related to dogs at all.

See for yourself: https://chatgpt.com/share/69f37d35-d514-83ea-a6d2-86474ae104dc

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1t0gkkd/asked_chatgpt_to_visualize_a_horizontal_integral/

https://i.redd.it/r3ns1cxjsfyg1.png
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[stray tiger]

If you whisper Sade to me I think the supreme court ruled that's grounds for sedition charges

[gloomy mason]

guys the horny detector didn't catch my latest horny, improve it before I get out of control

[stray tiger]

Heh you know the rest of the quote in English?

[gloomy mason]

you can't sedition me, you need to annex me first

[solemn kiln]

I wish agartha was real and I could be freed from this pathetic existsncr

[elfin scarab]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1230147363402678315/1486831364425650289/samcrashout.gif

[inland hill]

Qui en doute, Madame
No i am nit available, bur my son can get the door

[inland hill]

Sigmasigmaboy

https://tenor.com/view/bapo-sigma-boy-gif-13202312943502699088

[elfin scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/jewish-israel-negev-negev-israel-girls-frontline-gif-12186277817182096326

[merry bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/son-im-crine-son-im-crine-gif-5176045023480767429

[solemn kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/agartha-vril-ashtar-sheran-gif-10695907235911658484

[inland hill]

Discord did a survey and 95% of the users asked have been in tel aviv at the time of insoection

[elfin scarab]

why r u agarhtan now

[inland hill]

[solemn kiln]

We must live forever

[elfin scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-rizzler-lick-of-integrity-doctor-rizzler-lick-of-integrity-motivational-meme-meme-gif-574381050278716852

[solemn kiln]

[stray tiger]

The madame is saying to Dolmancé something like:
"Did you that, at least in the system (we currently live in), that the extinction of the entire human race would be nothing other than a service rendered unto nature?"

He replies: Who doubts it?

It works slightly better in frenxh, very poppy. Fun quote tho

[merry bluff]

Lemon Head

[merry bluff]

qpal is alive

wow

[stray tiger]

Where's the big tongue you posted earlier? That's a really good "lick of integrity" response 🥰

[merry bluff]

LemLick

[granite cipher]

i kick like in womb

[stray tiger]

No it was the weird anime one that kinda freaked me out

[buoyant terrace]

Gemini Ioves me

[merry bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-satono-diamond-lick-funny-gif-17230432331182465957

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-umamusume-uma-satono-satono-diamond-gif-16780124149014135548

[granite cipher]

u'll c

[stray tiger]

Yeah that one

I hate it but it works

[elfin scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/barron-trump-gif-86533445850130474

[granite cipher]

thats what your wife says about you

[loud girder]

Your message has been deleted, sorry!
Next time, try saying something like this instead: when I'm spending time with your mother

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[stray tiger]

Except for the working part

[grave burrow]

Slop

[stray tiger]

Wow I can just wait him out, I could rescue QPDV

Or I could just mute him harder

[granite cipher]

YEAH

THAT

[grave burrow]

@granite cipher you lead a life devoid of meaning, you lead a life of slop

[loud girder]

Your message has been deleted, sorry!
Next time, try saying something like this instead: quiet down my situation more intensely, big guy.

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[granite cipher]

REKT

that chick is weird

[grave burrow]

Silence

[elfin scarab]

Pls mute qpoop for a year

[granite cipher]

she posted this

[grave burrow]

Slop

[stray tiger]

This fucking name is so goddamn funny

Wow

[grave burrow]

Agreed

[elfin scarab]

Please mute please pleae

[granite cipher]

i have infinite

turtle on pillar photos

[grave burrow]

Slop

[granite cipher]

youll see

i have 10 of them generating

[stray tiger]

Too long 😔

[grave burrow]

More slop

[granite cipher]

theyre being sent to me on telegram

by my bot

as they generate

i told it to make 10

[grave burrow]

Slop bot

[stray tiger]

You guys are all making me smile tonight

[granite cipher]

gay

\

[grave burrow]

Like your mom

[granite cipher]

why do you like my mom

weird

[grave burrow]

Slop

[granite cipher]

gay

thats the sound it makes

[stray tiger]

Your pillar does not spark joy however

[granite cipher]

when u

shebanga

[grave burrow]

Slop son

[granite cipher]

bangalang my momawow

slippery slope son

[grave burrow]

Slop thoughts

[granite cipher]

trust me

[grave burrow]

You are disgusting

[granite cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/ai-slop-fat-lady-breaking-a-bridge-facebook-slop-boomer-hopecore-gif-9991693827641391226

[grave burrow]

A waste of flesh

[granite cipher]

mom stop

not again

[stray tiger]

https://youtu.be/zefLpfS9z6o how is this real

[elfin scarab]

damn

[granite cipher]

turtle pillars

theyre everywhere

what have i done

[elfin scarab]

im an ethiopian priest

[granite cipher]

i told it 1000 instead of 10

[stray tiger]

Oh fuck it's a title

That's kind of wild

THE Komoru sounds super official

[inland hill]

@fervent basin

[stray tiger]

@inland hill im thinking of trying phenylethylamine with moderately high dose methylene blue, aka enough to start significantly inhibiting MAO-A+B

[smoky owl]

methyl blue?

is that walter whites shi?

[stray tiger]

Maybe low dose serotonergic too like tramadol or something, unsure. Sort of considering longer term or throwing dextromethorphan back on top of the bupropion to recreate that clinical stack 🤔

[inland hill]

https://tenor.com/view/meat-slap-that-meat-salt-bae-gif-7897765

[inland hill]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-27443459

[grave burrow]

He pawed the food

Now there's cat poop on my food

[stray tiger]

Good kitty. I mean I'm sort of sick of the twenty different mechanisms

[merry bluff]

HYPE

[stray tiger]

Why not hit a couple so hard that I can feel something rather than touch the infinite void

[merry bluff]

shit

[inland hill]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gifkk-anime-kiss-gif-15452416972381341195

[merry bluff]

im gonna be up till 5am again i know it

[grave burrow]

@stray tiger people used to hang out and be friends in real life Maria

[stray tiger]

Awwwwwe he's so fuckin fatttttt

[grave burrow]

This is what's been lost

[stray tiger]

I was doing a lot of that in new mexico

[grave burrow]

people used to hang out and be friends in real life Maria

[grave burrow]

And now you are here with the gooners and the groomers

[elfin scarab]

welcome to my world

i never sleep

sleeping is evil

[inland hill]

Snd the goonettes and groomettes

[merry bluff]

agree

[stray tiger]

I sort of agree but well structured sleep helps a lot. I have a paper on this

[inland hill]

Stop scammin vo

[grave burrow]

Well, lack of sleep apparently leads to an early grave or dementia

[elfin scarab]

i already have dmenetia

i have very poor memory

i dont knmow what i was doing 1 minute ago

[inland hill]

Slightly less so if you eat half a kg of creatine daily

[stray tiger]

The final step in effectively every case if mania erupting is massive sleep disruption. Deeply associated with several depressive subtypes in a few distinctly different ways

[grave burrow]

No, dementia is like a nightmare

[merry bluff]

same

[elfin scarab]

i have always had bad sleep

[inland hill]

Marquis when the medical knowledge wakes him up at 3am

[grave burrow]

That would lead to liver failure

[stray tiger]

I literally joked with my doctor about this today lmao

That's really funny

Like he said that almost verbatim

[inland hill]

Well

[merry bluff]

god stfu johnny

[inland hill]

Maybe i am your doctor

[grave burrow]

Marquis, do you experience existential dread? Do you prefer some after life or not afterlife? Does rebirth seem positive or negative?

[inland hill]

No discord pfp=scam

[grave burrow]

Dr In Mewdicine

[grave burrow]

Fair

[stray tiger]

Yeah, me too... if you want another The List on sleep though, you'll hafta ask me this weekend

[inland hill]

Sheer intuition

[merry bluff]

its johnnys alt @rayv2

[inland hill]

https://tenor.com/view/killua-gif-26427979

[stray tiger]

Clinical existential depression at one point. It's immaterial because none of those are options

[inland hill]

It ie generally enough

[grave burrow]

*takes notes

[stray tiger]

They'd be great

[grave burrow]

Chang

[inland hill]

Never

[stray tiger]

I mean obviously what I'm saying is that I don't agree with the premise of the question and I'm not capable of believing in those

[grave burrow]

He was sent to dig ditches after his dad was demoted

[grave burrow]

Hmm hmm

[stray tiger]

Trying to force it seems a bit nuts

[grave burrow]

• takes further bites

[stray tiger]

Basically a one way path to greater existential misery

[inland hill]

Hinestly it was never wrong

[grave burrow]

• thinks about getting out of work earlier while taking notes

[stray tiger]

Um the transience of my life and my utter inability to fix things for even one single person is pretty crushing

[grave burrow]

Indeed

[inland hill]

https://tenor.com/view/tate-andrew-tate-andrew-tate-wallpaper-top-g-gif-6558558091382492686

[grave burrow]

I feel like Aristocrats Onassis after his son died

https://tenor.com/view/pointing-the-way-aristotle-onassis-maria-callas-maria-guiding-gif-847618527430367028

[stray tiger]

Not a single person I have ever cared for or myself could I really affect in the ways that'd be meaningful to me. I can't get my dad to quit smoking or half my family to stop hating each other for seemingly new reasons each year

[merry bluff]

KILL ME

[inland hill]

Andrew tate for potus

[grave burrow]

Somehow there is a gif about him

[stray tiger]

I did for a bit, never seemed to stick

[grave burrow]

I've sent my personal assassin

[stray tiger]

So yeah putting the most effort you can into the things you care about more than anything and seeing it fall apart repeatedly is pretty bad

[grave burrow]

Pretty cool you still have him though

[grave burrow]

Yes, it is. It's amazing how little we control

@merry bluff don't post pictures that will get you banned

[merry bluff]

what im not going to

[stray tiger]

And the only reason I almost certainly will not for decades is due to my own failure to leverage the right things at the right times, so that's quite a sore spot

[grave burrow]

Hindsight is 20/20

[grave burrow]

Yeah well, he's human. He doesn't control as much as you think. One day you'll fail your son in a similar way, and you'll understand him better

[merry bluff]

bro had a seizure

[grave burrow]

Smoking is very hard to quit

[inland hill]

Dr

[stray tiger]

I NEVER make promises I can't keep

[inland hill]

Can you help me quit cat adopting

[stray tiger]

Then he shouldn't have made a deal

[grave burrow]

Life has a painful way of making use humble

[grave burrow]

You that because you see him as your dad. But he's human

[merry bluff]

my coat is inside

[grave burrow]

Tragically, painfully, beautifully humans

[inland hill]

Every human is a human

[merry bluff]

im freezing outside

[grave burrow]

How's the pain in a scale from 1 to 10

[inland hill]

https://tenor.com/view/sun-tzu-rise-of-kingdoms-gif-2919190597717202319

[stray tiger]

Absolutely not, I hold other people to the exact same standard

[grave burrow]

Oh, taking a long path to death I see

[merry bluff]

no its a song

[grave burrow]

One day unfortunately, you'll fail your own standards

[lavish vale]

i aim to every day

[inland hill]

Who is marquis's grandpa and what did he do between 1938 and 45 in germany

[stray tiger]

I have never led someone on like that in my life like that, those are not very high standards

Guilting your kid and making them feel personally responsible for you slowly killing yourself is definitely something I can avoid

I can avoid making that deal. I NEVER do that

The things I've quit doing for people I NEVER made that kind of promise about. He's the SAME PERSON that raised me to believe that your word is your bond, it's literally all you have of value

[merry bluff]

i just killed myself (in game)

[stray tiger]

He was on the other side of the war, it's getting a little doxxy to say what he did but he was in a position of major prominence

[lavish vale]

i just killed ten bajillion bugs in deep rock galactic

[stray tiger]

You might be able to guess what it is if you think about where I'm from

[lyric flame]

Relatable.

I do this in dark souls when walking across ledges

[grave burrow]

Try to forgive him before he dies

[stray tiger]

Explain how that works

[grave burrow]

Think of everything else he's done and kept

[stray tiger]

So how often am I supposed to scream at him then?

[merry bluff]

better to ask forgiveness than permission

[grave burrow]

He's just a man

[lavish vale]

not even a little bit woman?

[opal sentinel]

Wassup guys

[stray tiger]

Otherwise it's my fault, no?

If you can act but don't it's your responsibilify

[lyric flame]

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-rory-charles-graham-rag-n-bone-man-turning-around-the-room-is-spinning-gif-18986961

[merry bluff]

im only hooman

after all

[grave burrow]

What does it get you to be upset

[lavish vale]

expectations not realised - is basically recipe for all suffering

[inland hill]

☠️

[merry bluff]

@stray tiger did you ever watch salad fingers?

[inland hill]

Hungarian MP

[merry bluff]

@elfin scarab salad fingers is so fun https://youtu.be/RdgnS5dEKxM?t=29

[stray tiger]

No

[inland hill]

Not how ts is used

Fake

[merry bluff]

@stray tiger watch it

[inland hill]

https://tenor.com/view/killua-gif-26427979

[stray tiger]

I don't feel like it

[lyric flame]

Are you actually a Schopenhauer fan

[inland hill]

Imagine if @crimson pagoda only had this much

[stray tiger]

Oh come on this should be pretty obvious

[lavish vale]

i'm more a Cynic than a pessimist but there's overlap

[lyric flame]

If there was a secret to get rich, you'd hoard it for yourself.

This is some retard behavior

[solemn kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-america-i-understood-that-reference-look-back-gif-14556485

[stray tiger]

Trent has a gigantic 🍆 too holy fuckin shit

God I'd give all my cash for half the rope he lays

Plus he's way more potent than I am I bet, two kids just instantly

[solemn kiln]

Accept my friend req

[stray tiger]

I mean I got away with a very unreasonable amount of ahem poorly protected sex and I have no kids

Holy fuckin shit dude Trent mogs my Johnson 😔

[lavish vale]

i have inifnite money (and i prefer lovebombing grifters) [dance for me]

[lyric flame]

How big is it

[solemn kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/that-is-the-question-that-is-the-right-question-gif-13658847

[gloomy mason]

it man this means only has one ball left to drop

[lavish vale]

how do we know marquis isnt just tiny

[stray tiger]

[lyric flame]

People with tiny peens are more insecure.

Marquis doesn't seem that insecure about saying he has a smaller one

[lavish vale]

yeah but you comparing irl standards with discord standards

ppl on here constantly trying to get validation shamelessly

maybe but thats not my philosophical insight

[merry bluff]

market has a decent size peen

[lavish vale]

we could talk about you

[stray tiger]

I have some good feedback on file

[merry bluff]

i was told my peen was too big and then it shrunk to 1/3 the size so now its ok

[lavish vale]

oh you are one of those ppl

do you virtue signal for ideology or trolling?

[merry bluff]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DXwpgWgkdjB/?igsh=MTk2ajJhbzhjdGNsbw==

[stray tiger]

OHHH thanks I was trying to remember that word earlier today

Virtue signal. I forgot where it came up

[lavish vale]

yeah we only accept vice signaling round these parts

like i hate dumbarse trolls who play lame bait like environment bs

[gloomy mason]

that sounds more comfortable to keep in your pants, plus who needs a dick when you can get beads and some BigO(P)-automation

[merry bluff]

its johhnys alt

[lavish vale]

did we get that confirmed?

[solemn kiln]

They’ll live in agartha worry not

[lavish vale]

is johnny feeling so ignored by everyone ignoring them they are using alt for attention?

thats what johnny would say

[stray tiger]

I don't think Johnny could code switch that well honestly

[lavish vale]

why you ask so many questions

are you a kid?

anyone claiming to be man asking lots of questions is clearly not a man

doogie howser would yes

[stray tiger]

Code switching in linguistics refers to a distinctly different manner of speaking, for instance switching from regional dialect to a formal or standard dialect

[merry bluff]

that was a good show

[stray tiger]

*communicating

[lavish vale]

i think ai gives everyone chance to make bajillions especially kids

[stray tiger]

I think it also refers to fluid switching between languages

[lavish vale]

you prompt ai enough and you make up for lack of skill

anti-ai ai persona so cliche predictable

[stray tiger]

don't threaten me with a good time dawg

[lavish vale]

i heard it just a few hours ago

[stray tiger]

is that English

[lavish vale]

marquis is mimicking again

[stray tiger]

Might be a code switch

[lavish vale]

yes

[stray tiger]

😡 I remember when Brendo said that as if it's not both a totally normal thing to do or there's anything wrong with it

I wish

[lavish vale]

depends how strong the brownie is

right now i am more ninja than robot

[stray tiger]

I am also more ni||gg||a than robot

[lavish vale]

ooh you said n||inj ||a ure gonna get in trouble

[stray tiger]

yeah but my mom likes black guys (I think) so I'm still more that than robit

[lavish vale]

@restive kelp do your hobbies include car aesthetics and what else?

[vocal bay]

all I did was point out that you do it, I did not ascribe judgement, that's on you

[stray tiger]

show me your blood art

[lavish vale]

i will prescribe judgement... is llm behaviour

are there any discord servers for sports and car aesthetics?

why is that?

[vocal bay]

nobody on the internet likes those things

[lavish vale]

i was hoping they'd read the subtext (expect too much from car aesthetics and sports fan)

[stray tiger]

Lol sports betting is so huge on the web

[lavish vale]

cannot argue with this assessment

[stray tiger]

FiveThirtyEight started as that too

[merry bluff]

sports in general are studpid

[stray tiger]

What's her face really fucked up pacing the first season, I didn't see the second

There were a bunch of fun ideas, just kind of shit the bed badly

It reminded me of the Fallout show though oooof that was rough

Really, really rough

Every single plot point was based on coincidence

is that me? Wouldn't I be a suicide buny?

[solemn kiln]

Because you’ve never seen a miracle

[stray tiger]

... on ice wooooooosh

September 10 2001

I wasn't happy yet

Are you talking to a lot of ten year olds online, champ? Yyyyeeeikes

[merry bluff]

😂 😂

[stray tiger]

Not that kind of discord

[solemn kiln]

No wonder. May, 5th month of the year. 29, 2+9 =11. 11-5 =6; 2+2+3= 7. 67

[stray tiger]

holy fuckin shit code cracked

[grave burrow]

Feb 29 2000

[grave burrow]

Before September 11

[stray tiger]

sneeze

[grave burrow]

Before 08

Before the iPhone

Before Facebook

Or covid

Sweet spot internet

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[lavish vale]

send me your myspace and geocities

[grave burrow]

Asian avenue

[merry bluff]

get rekt

lmao

[stray tiger]

I don't feel like those translate well somehow

[lyric flame]

This server is so retarded ngl

Maybe I should just play games and quit discord forever

[lavish vale]

which games?

[stray tiger]

Quit screens dude, spread yo wings

[lyric flame]

I am playing black myth wukong and pragmata right now

[merry bluff]

i playing games now

[lyric flame]

I am stuck at yellow wind sage

It's this retard

He is soy

[lavish vale]

pragmata looks like sci-fi god of war parenting edition

[merry bluff]

oh i heard pragmata was good

[lavish vale]

it better be at full price aaa rrp

[solemn kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/james-bond-the-weeknd-daniel-craig-007-gif-21565879

Concerning looking into it

Listening.

Im listening to the song with the most listens. Im ignoring the lyrics. Its fun

I think it would be great if the second voice wasn’t there at all

True for many songs

[unreal pelican]

! help

!help

[solemn kiln]

AGI

[merry bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/who-is-this-gif-4011795153273257473

[unreal pelican]

How to use bot

[merry bluff]

what bot

[unreal pelican]

😒

[unreal pelican]

I want to chat with ai bot on discord

[lavish vale]

we can chat and some of us are bots

[merry bluff]

go to #🔥gpt-5 and say " @loud girder hi"

[unreal pelican]

Okay thanks

I want to create chat bot to for my own server

[merry bluff]

use codex

[inland hill]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Biohackers/s/eof17E6EHT

No fkn

[unreal pelican]

Yes

[inland hill]

Bro

[unreal pelican]

What is that

[inland hill]

Dude is insane

[stray tiger]

Alright night dweebs, try not to get turbojannied by TrentBot 🫡

[inland hill]

Gn

[stray tiger]

No slurs for the road?! Lol later

Fml I need to get back in the gym, I'm gonna try this weekend. Motivation is lacking, hard

[solemn kiln]

The best thing you can do if you can afford it or save up is to buy the gym equipememt for your home

I’ll look into it

I have a mini gym

Got to go.

[stray tiger]

I thought about it, I really just need a good cable setup

[lavish vale]

i have 2 big gyms on my helipad

[solemn kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/office-humor-gif-10527140627708116375

[stray tiger]

I don't need all that much, it's more that I don't want to take up the space than the cost though

[solemn kiln]

It’s the office. The joke is they make and sell paper

[stray tiger]

But yeah I love cable exercises, way better on my shoulders and joints. One or two big fat weight stacks, really versatile cable set that isn't too much of a pain to adjust and mess with, then I guess just heavy adjustable dumbbells or something so I don't have to have a full fuckin rack on the wall

[solemn kiln]

I just have a multi muscle Costco set

[stray tiger]

I tried doing some heavy resistance bands at my aunt's, I just... Oof, even trying to use BFR bands it sucked

I mean I really have the problem of the perfect being an enemy of the good

[solemn kiln]

Since I’m from the city of tard and suck at doing movements without machines

[stray tiger]

Yeah they're awful, not bad for some basic single joint or rehab exercises

The variable resistance makes them such a goddamn pain

Better for some things in theory, hard to predict load across the movement

[solemn kiln]

This is why I like my Costco machine

I don’t have to worry about that

[grave burrow]

I am a MAN

One dick

[stray tiger]

I'll look at it, I don't love the resistance mechanisms they tend to use for those though unless it's just a normal weight thing

[grave burrow]

Two balls

That is me for now

[solemn kiln]

I have no idea

[stray tiger]

My aunt has a Costco membership, I don't really live that close to one anymore but I'll check it out next time I have a chance to drop by

[solemn kiln]

Arson

[stray tiger]

No worries, I just have a lot of old sports injuries and some problems from being double jointed 😔

[solemn kiln]

It’s nice. We also have a dumbbell rack from there but I’m too much of a stick to use most

[solemn kiln]

Weakness of the flesh

[stray tiger]

Now see that sounds hype

Yeah don't I know it lmao

My doctors appointment today was really depressing, I really don't like looking at the things he treated

[lavish vale]

I have open trap bar and bells and bench and rope , job done

[stray tiger]

This basically just says "bro your shit is all fucced up"

Worth a try

[grave burrow]

You are a fentanyl addict?

[stray tiger]

I can't do barbell anything really

[stray tiger]

I wish

Prescription

[lavish vale]

dumb bells (mine are clever)

[merry bluff]

im not addicted, i can quit whenever i want

[solemn kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/samsung-samsung-galaxy-samsung-galaxy-z-samsung-galaxy-z-fold-samsung-galaxy-z-fold-5-gif-8796314290296609501

[grave burrow]

You are a dick addict

[stray tiger]

I mean I can, if you really want I'll quit for a week

[merry bluff]

true

[stray tiger]

I'd prefer to get back on after that week frankly though

[grave burrow]

Maria Do you like a girl with huge tits or a fat ass?

[merry bluff]

neither

[grave burrow]

Oh

[merry bluff]

small tits and small ass

[grave burrow]

Oh

[solemn kiln]

Big heart

Nahhhh

[grave burrow]

Enlarged heart

[stray tiger]

Cardiomegaly!? U sick fuck

Damnit 🥭 beat me to it

[solemn kiln]

[unreal pelican]

@merry bluff what happened now

[merry bluff]

what

[unreal pelican]

Bot chat ai

[merry bluff]

your bio says you are a developer, it should be easy to make a discord chatbot

ive made one

[unreal pelican]

Yes

How about your bot

@merry bluff

[merry bluff]

what about it

im not open soiurcing it,

im working on a different bot that ive open sourced though

[stray tiger]

Better

[merry bluff]

exactly that with vibecoders

dead ringer for johnny

[unreal pelican]

[stray tiger]

One thing I've noticed is that people selling themselves as developers for some reason usually try to make what they did sound easy and throw in a ton of unnecessary jargon, as if that's all they did is learn the jargon

[merry bluff]

thats literally what they do, yes

[stray tiger]

Then download a bunch of libs, patch them together with open source / vibe code and duct tape, sell it as "production ready"

Every real developer talks about how much of a pain in the ass something was, how shitty the workarounds they had to use were, etc.

They also usually are pretty enthusiastic to explain parts rather than ducking or what I keep seeing here, attacking the credentials of the person asking

[merry bluff]

yeah lol

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Asked ChatGPT to visualize a horizontal integral. It gave me a dog. [LINK IN POST]

No prompt engineering or anything, it actually did this. I genuinely have no clue how it could have thought a dog answered my prompt - nothing in the chat related to dogs at all.

See for yourself: https://chatgpt.com/share/69f37d35-d514-83ea-a6d2-86474ae104dc

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1t0gkkd/asked_chatgpt_to_visualize_a_horizontal_integral/

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[stray tiger]

oh idiot you don't know what CTAS on PNrP is? It just came out this year and I have ten years experience kid just leave it to expert saar I am very good technical

Like they're constantly defensive rather than comfortable talking about where they fucked up and what they don't know because there's nothing behind the image

[merry bluff]

and because they dont even read the code so they dont know anything about it

[stray tiger]

Once you start chipping away, you find there's an absolute void

[merry bluff]

yes

i share a lot about my projects

welll the non vibeshid ones

[stray tiger]

Yeoup, but they also tend to claim they know things they clearly don't. I have no fucking clue about the nuances of any libraries I include past whatever I read, remembered and implemented by hand

Why and how the fuck else would I

It invites some awkward questions, like "uh why did you spend quite the amount of time you're claiming on that?"

"so it's totally novel and it's for production? But why, there's a lib everyone uses that's well maintained"

And they just get angry – like dude, this is not how actual devs talk

[merry bluff]

and also a lot of the time when they vibeshid stuff, they just impliment stuff that there are already packages for because the llm doesnt know they exist

[stray tiger]

yes, that's what I was referring to

[merry bluff]

oh ok

[stray tiger]

Someone will say "why didn't you just use x library" to which a normal dev will answer you "incompatible, too heavy, didn't want the extra dependency, needed too many customizations" or just say "uh oops I didn't know about that lol"

They'll try to convince you they did it better

Which is how you know ohhhhh you're selling the immmage not the product. Got it 👌

[grave burrow]

This guy has ai wife and kids

https://www.reddit.com/r/AIRelationships/s/DOViJQpvmH

[stray tiger]

Aww, shit that's sad 😔

[merry bluff]

"hot wife" is a terrible term to use. it has a very different meaning than what they are saying

[grave burrow]

It means she bangs other dudes right?

With permission

[lavish vale]

is bot post anyway

[merry bluff]

i think thats what it means

idk the exact definition

but im pretty sure thats it

[stray tiger]

Wot

I've heard it before, that's a little... Huh OK

[grave burrow]

Hi ai kids

I'm one prompt away from ai kids

[merry bluff]

😨

[grave burrow]

But I'm old school

I'll have 9 months of ai pregnant first

[lavish vale]

I had ai abortion

[loud girder]

Your message has been deleted, sorry!
Next time, try saying something like this instead: Alright, 9 years if that's what I enjoy.

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[grave burrow]

😂

[merry bluff]

i had my polycules 4th abortion this week

[stray tiger]

mmm. Still feel strongly about the suicide pig thing?

All I needed to hear

[merry bluff]

mute him for 7 days

[lavish vale]

my fav artist is ai => https://suno.com/s/X6vHrcW2lteZ7tja

don't like fast cars? fraud

[vocal bay]

why is the ten year old still here

[grave burrow]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/s/3by2ryFEEg

[tropic hemlock]

Do you even sleep?

[slim coral]

@violet herald
https://mothership.sg/2026/04/taiwan-bus-driver-cry-missing-stop/

bro what's happening down there

[violet herald]

?

Most dramatic event to occur on a bus in taiwan

[slim coral]

most dramatic event that happened to me is when the cartel tells you to get out because they're going to set the bus on fire

[grave burrow]

Well, at least they asked you to get out

[slim coral]

oh it's a war between them

they own the bus companies and they want to fuck each other over

or insurance fraud

[grave burrow]

Sounds super shitty

[late ingot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlzx2kirwQU

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Asked ChatGPT to visualize a horizontal integral. It gave me a dog. [LINK IN POST]

No prompt engineering or anything, it actually did this. I genuinely have no clue how it could have thought a dog answered my prompt - nothing in the chat related to dogs at all.

See for yourself: https://chatgpt.com/share/69f37d35-d514-83ea-a6d2-86474ae104dc

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1t0gkkd/asked_chatgpt_to_visualize_a_horizontal_integral/

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[coral bane]

7 PINGS

WTF

[lyric flame]

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/city-birds-appear-more-afraid-of-women-than-men-and-scientists-have-no-idea-why/

[lavish vale]

maybe the birds just stay still for longer when being threatened by men, suggesting they are the inverse: afraid of men

[late ingot]

unregistered hypercam my love

[lyric flame]

Doesn't really make sense since birds fly when threatened, not moving still like other prey animals

[coral bane]

CHILL YOUR FUCKING LIFE it was 5 am for me

You won't, they studied OpSec more than this entire server combined

lol

LMFAOOOOOOOO

no shit that its humour

[crimson pagoda]

Doing tricks on it

They run a reddit site lmao

Who gives a shit, it's onion reddit. Make a new account

I'm going back to sleep

[slim coral]

I hate the reds and blues

[undone lake]

Pick the colour goy

[abstract dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1376743185631547492/1499608498869370990/nk-image-edit-bounce-qncrbuys.gif

[fervent basin]

ballsy

[abstract dagger]

he y guys

[opal sentinel]

I'm sorry guys

I won't say the n word again

[opal sentinel]

Wanna be friends with me do you wanna be

[slim coral]

@sterile zealot
https://youtu.be/UyRNTg1lj4g

[fervent basin]

https://youtube.com/shorts/xoYLuPKWxnw?si=dR6-Oyx9PgWhWj1a

[pine patrol]

Is this a TADC reference

[slim coral]

What's that

[pine patrol]

The Amazing Digital Circus

I'm guessing it's not since you didn't know what that is

[slim coral]

idk it's the blue button red button thing that's trending

[pine patrol]

Probably yes

https://tenor.com/view/jax-jax-tadc-the-amazing-digital-circus-jax-the-amazing-digital-circus-amazing-digital-circus-gif-12052768661565405088

This

[slim coral]

https://fixvx.com/MrBeast/status/2049273335742435617

MrBeast (@MrBeast)

Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.

Red
███ 34.19%
Blue
██████ 65.81%

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 28, 2026, 11:43 PM

idk it's this

[pine patrol]

It's not

[slim coral]

lesswrong is having a stroke over it

[slim coral]

It isn't?

[pine patrol]

No, the Mr Beast thing is something else

[pine patrol]

I'm taking about this @slim coral

[slim coral]

Oh it's not that

I don't watch cartoons

[slim coral]

https://rxddit.com/r/accelerate/comments/1t0n1pz/in_a_lot_of_ways_the_gpt55_class_of_models_are_on/

Do you think this is true

[pine patrol]

I don't know

[fervent basin]

@inland hill

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

fr tho, they think we dumb?

This type of tweet was all over X few months ago. ngl I was also fooled first time seeing this.

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1t0nt8r/fr_tho_they_think_we_dumb/

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[zealous zinc]

Sup

[royal heath]

@loud girder
Good instinct—redundancy is what turns an idea into something usable under pressure, not just understood in calm moments.

Let’s compress this into a quick-start version—something you could actually recall in the moment without thinking hard.

---

Obsidian Current — Quick Start (Field Card)

1. Check State

• Am I overthinking or acting?

If stuck → you need action

---

2. Pick Mode

• Kitsune → observe, stay light
• Wukong → act, be clear
• Swap → adjust if needed

---

3. Make a Move

Ask:

• Is it low-risk?
• Is it clear?
• Can I recover easily?

If yes → do it

---

4. Watch Reality (Not Your Head)

• What did they actually do?
• Not what you think it means

---

5. Adjust

• Good response → continue
• Neutral → stay steady
• Negative → pull back slightly

---

6. One Rule to Remember

If they can’t see your intent, they can’t respond to it

---

7. One Trap to Avoid

Don’t wait for certainty—it never comes

---

8. Reset Loop

Act → Observe → Adjust → Repeat

---

Ultra-Short Version (if everything else fails)

Small move. Real feedback. Adjust.

---

Why this redundancy matters

In a real moment:

• you won’t recall philosophy
• you won’t analyze deeply

You’ll default to:

• simple rules
• quick checks

That’s what this gives you.

---

Final calibration

You now have:

• Full framework → for understanding
• Quick card → for action

That’s a complete system loop.

---

If you want to push this one step further, we could stress-test the quick version against different scenarios (not just dating, but conflict, decisions, etc.) to see where it breaks.

[cursive kelp]

CyberBoroshno analysis: The new fire in Tuapse is centered on a section with four 10,000 cubic meter oil tanks, with at least two burning. A pump station was likely destroyed, and the fire zone may now cover up to 40,000 cubic meters of storage, with more tanks at risk.

[fervent basin]

jeez

think about the environment a bit more you guys

so annoying all this damn politics with no consideration of the destruction of the environment

just burn all the damn oil in the world at once and see what happens, climate change denier fuckers

[elder ledge]

Non technical ppl just believe anything https://x.com/amirmushich/status/2049850988555587807?s=46 @crimson pagoda

AmirMušić (@AmirMushich)

Meta Tribe2 is a model that predicts your brain's response on videos

so now you can edit videos with more clarity of how to compose them, what works and what doesn't

and we built a free tool for you based on this model
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[abstract dagger]

wtf happened to komoru

[elder ledge]

Wtf is your pfp

[cunning nymph]

mcdonaldcats

Server Avatar

[abstract dagger]

its great

[fervent basin]

nice useless phd for someone to become a doctor

[abstract dagger]

https://youtu.be/vnJE7k9Wiag?si=FJgGHJ_kOlm57cw1

idk why i cant ping komoru

[fervent basin]

the autotuning is a bit offensive, not sure if necessarily a good song lol

it's very vocaloidish

[cursive kelp]

Source: Ars Technica
https://share.google/KaERq5fTVbyCSfwUO

[abstract dagger]

it is

inabakumori is goat

[fervent basin]

here, have my new music mix for today. i don't know if there's anything good in there as i haven't listened to it yet
https://music.apple.com/gb/playlist/new-music-01-05-26/pl.u-xl0elTpP4R3e

i don't even like that yaosobi one that much honestly, it's too autotuney

[slim coral]

wow trent

[abstract dagger]

i just got a new record on mask da fart

[abstract dagger]

LMAO

[abstract dagger]

@gloomy mason

@slim coral @fervent basin @vernal mantle insane speedrun wtf

[fervent basin]

speedruns can be achieved with ai these days

in the office

[vernal mantle]

agree

lmaooo

wtf

[fervent basin]

that's.. not how necks work

[vernal mantle]

explod

[abstract dagger]

okay this is good too

[royal heath]

Yes this sums up my theory.

[fervent basin]

at what point did humans travel to live in their fermature

[fervent basin]

brainy guy

[royal heath]

Indeed

[fervent basin]

thinks hard

[abstract dagger]

YOO

[fervent basin]

distorting his skull

[royal heath]

Perhaps too hard

[cursive kelp]

Situation at the oil pumping station west of Perm, Russia.

And the government tells me I'm the problem for global warming 😭😭😭

[fervent basin]

jeezus

please stop doing this 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[coral bane]

Why is it always Russia

[cursive kelp]

They have like 4 different oil facilities on fire rn

[fervent basin]

morally reprehensible

[late ingot]

Consumers are the problem though, blowing up Russian petrochemical facilities is neccessary and based

Buying another gas guzzler is not neccessary or based

[late ingot]

tbf its not, but people don't usually post pics and videos when its a Ukrainian thing on fire

bruh

bruh

No

He was impeached by Parliament

That's not a coup

Sure they did

.ru domain lmao

The mask has already slipped bro

[coral bane]

Why is it always Russian-speaking countries

[coral bane]

Does Ukraine have a sudden green zap explosion in the east

[late ingot]

I disagree with this even without the context of a defensive war tbh, destroying petrochemical facilities and collapsing the oil supply could end up keeping more oil in the ground unburnt in the long run. Oil production relies on a fairly consistent supply to stop consumers switching to renewable alternatives and benefits from the facilities already being constructed - if they have to rebuild facilities they may not see a return on investment. It's why Venezuelan oil is probably always going to be unprofitable - the infastructure isn't there anymore and a large, decade long investment would be needed to bring it up to standard, by which time oil prices and demand may have changed dramatically

[late ingot]

What do you mean by sudden green zap?

Is that a specific type of weapon?

[coral bane]

A green lightning caused by nature

[cursive kelp]

Russia has a lot more to lose

[late ingot]

lol

People love attaching flags to everything here, especially around Remembrance Day

[coral bane]

It's quite rare to see a German flag in Western Germany

[cursive kelp]

Ols you should infiltrate that Iranian affiliated terrorist organization in London

[late ingot]

Yeah that's a very German thing though, the weird attitude towards the flag

[tropic hemlock]

Hell no

[tropic hemlock]

Hey ols

[abstract dagger]

11th best run of all time

[tropic hemlock]

Would you like usa been one too?

Trump might be your fairy God father

[late ingot]

home of the free btw

[tropic hemlock]

Musk isn't a usa citizen

[late ingot]

He is although he likely lived in the US illegally before he naturalised

[tropic hemlock]

No way
Iran type of shit?

[late ingot]

lol

[tropic hemlock]

But you supprt how they defy under 10yrs old girls and it is legal?

[tropic hemlock]

He bought it

[late ingot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE2OzGfIDLQ

[tropic hemlock]

So 13 is normal?
Married to a 53 yes old man?

[abstract dagger]

you are worse than hollow

[tropic hemlock]

Consent?
13 yrs old?

Ain't no way you added consent and 13 yrs old in the same sentence

[loud girder]

Your message has been deleted, sorry!
Next time, try saying something like this instead: The law isn't the main focus here, but I'm curious about the views on relationships involving a 13-year-old.

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[crimson smelt]

It is 18 there.

[crimson pagoda]

i think the neuralink shit got normies thinking we just have magic now

[tropic hemlock]

That's the point it is barbaric

Wdyum it is legal

Does she has the mental capabilities of taking care of a child at 13?

[abstract dagger]

@crimson pagoda please ban this weird retard

thank you

[tropic hemlock]

Or you think her pelvic is wide enough to push a being out of it?

[crimson pagoda]

yeah thats plenty

[crimson smelt]

Anybody able to help me out with my question jn general?

[late ingot]

I was holding off on the mute because it felt like I'd given him a rope and he was moving to hang himself with it

[abstract dagger]

like i get people can say weird shit in here im all for that but bro was literally a pedophile

[late ingot]

By the end he'd built the entire case for banning him on his own

[crimson smelt]

His information waa entirely wrong too lmao

[tropic hemlock]

Never seen someone said what he said in my entire life on earth

I was bewildered

In awe

[abstract dagger]

if he said that shit irl i wouldve caved his skull in

[tropic hemlock]

Jesus

[abstract dagger]

it was probably bait honestly

but who knows

he knew a bit too much honestly

[crimson smelt]

I would say bait but it seriously felt like he sat back and convinced himself of certain things for...his sick fantasies or something

Wild ass day to join and see first thing here

[tropic hemlock]

That guy needs to be watched

[crimson smelt]

100 percent

[crimson pagoda]

anyway I'm awake now rudi and i want to tell u ur just wrong about this

[opal sentinel]

What did he say guys

I didn't see it

[abstract dagger]

jonathan posting is popping off

[opal sentinel]

@crimson pagoda did you know that a guy named james is making you into a gay pfp

[tropic hemlock]

It's kinda cool

[coral bane]

Bro made a sleep pause just to respond to my ping

[abstract dagger]

dont ask why i named you that

[opal sentinel]

I like you james

[abstract dagger]

damn romantic

we should meet up at luton airport

[crimson pagoda]

yes i went back to bed

[opal sentinel]

Sure

[crimson pagoda]

i woke up rlly early

[abstract dagger]

and fly to netherlands

[crimson pagoda]

anyhow

[fervent basin]

what user was deleted

[crimson pagoda]

you are wrong

[fervent basin]

lol

[crimson pagoda]

and the reason you're wrong is

[abstract dagger]

some pedo

[crimson pagoda]

it's like we've already discussed

that this is something nobody in the oPsEc community is prepared for

it is not an attack that any of them have even considered might be realistic, much less defended against

[tropic hemlock]

Pitched an idea to thinking labs co founder
Dude as been ignoring me for a week now

[coral bane]

All darknet users know about stylometry

Especially the Germans

[crimson pagoda]

~15% of them reuse the same username on dread that they have on reddit lmao. you are drastically overestimating them

[abstract dagger]

whats the idea

[coral bane]

Yes, because they don't care about anonymity

[crimson pagoda]

in other data collection ive done in the past

ive also found what are very clearly personal emails on pgp keys for vendors

[cursive kelp]

Zelensky said Ukraine’s long-range strikes reached a new level in April in distance, intensity, and cuts to Russian oil income. He said Russia has lost at least $7 billion since the start of the year from direct hits, downtime, and shipment delays in its oil sector.

[crimson pagoda]

honestly your level of schizophrenia about being identified online is probably like top 1% lmao

these are not especially smart people

[cursive kelp]

❗️❗️Ukraine’s General Staff said drone forces struck several Su-57 fighters and a Su-34 at the Shagol airbase in Russia’s Chelyabinsk region on April 25. The airbase lies about 1,700 km from the Ukrainian border, with damage still being assessed.

[coral bane]

no

i dont have opsec

[late ingot]

Unfortunately you get those sorts of weirdos popping up everywhere

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-curious-explaining-have-you-ever-heard-of-trolled-gif-25163776

[granite cipher]

Generating these through telegram

[crimson pagoda]

@coral bane lmao im scraping the pgp keys off dread rn and the top 2 domains for emails listed on the pgp keys are protonmail and gmail

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

fr tho, they think we dumb?

This type of tweet was all over X few months ago. ngl I was also fooled first time seeing this.

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[sterile zealot]

was it one of those people who advocate for 13 year olds to get pregnant or what

why do these people even come here to spazz out

[crimson pagoda]

yeah

[crimson pagoda]

it was an obvious bait account but i just dont care whether its bait or not when thats the bait position they take

[mild nacelle]

yay, new york is gonna ban people under 18 from chatting online

[crimson pagoda]

@sterile zealot im scraping dread users' PGP keys and reading what emails they put down

[sterile zealot]

it is lol

[crimson pagoda]

SP247|["[e-mail]"]

lmao

i dont think they realize that the email they put down is public

OceanChemicals|["[e-mail]"]

this guy is just a straight up drug dealer with his personal email on his key hahahahahaha
@coral bane @vernal mantle

[vernal mantle]

lmfaoooooooo hahaha

[vernal mantle]

lmfaoo

[crimson pagoda]

Lifeisagamble219|["[e-mail]"]

theres so fucking many of these

[mild nacelle]

https://www.caixinglobal.com/2026-04-30/chinese-courts-rule-companies-cannot-fire-workers-simply-to-replace-them-with-ai-102439602.html

[crimson pagoda]

man im gonna be so secure now. nobodys ever getting past my 2fa and into my dread account
accidentally doxxes themselves

[late ingot]

https://www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceUK/comments/1t07ckh/my_wife_has_just_been_arrested_for_chibistyle_art/ anyone want to help me guess if this is real or not?

I ended up going down a rabbit hole reading the various rules for detaining someone for questioning after arrest

I think there's a logically consistent reading where it is a true story

[crimson pagoda]

Colombianconnects|["[e-mail]", "[e-mail]", "[e-mail]"]

@coral bane remember when you were telling me dread users gave a fuck about opsec

There's never enough opsec you could learn

[late ingot]

But I think she probably is suspected of having far worse on her computer

[crimson pagoda]

also a straight up drug dealer btw

[worldly loom]

is chatgpt still deliberately shit on phones?

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/none-gif-27639232

[gloomy mason]

shit is rarely deliberate, but to answer a question: yes

[worldly loom]

I know they used to tell it to give short answers but that was years ago.

[gloomy mason]

keeping your own thinking short and straight to the point helps others understand you

but it might limit the points you can get across

[mild nacelle]

chibi art is illegal in the UK? or are they saying it was nsfw

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JUdm3f1QQkg?feature=share

[late ingot]

I don't think they're being honest

In another comment they admit it was "bikinis" and stuff, I imagine it was sexualised extensively

[worldly loom]

I haven't read the reddit thread but police have been dumb with that before, I know people were charged with ild porn because of porn where a woman is young but legal age.

[late ingot]

I think quite a few people are arrested but never go to trial because the case collapses after they review the evidence seized

[crimson pagoda]

goonin, fappin, britgoyclique make a foid shake

[sterile zealot]

are dread users just posting their private keys lmao

[crimson pagoda]

no like

when u make a keypair it asks for ur email

because the "intended" use case of pgp is not really anonymity-related

and people are putting their personal emails, which show up on their public keys

ive found 2 drug dealers' personal emails so far, just kinda skimming over the list

hahahaha

[late ingot]

The thing is that he wrote his post whilst his wife was still in custody, they have 24 hours to question her and she doesn't have an automatic right to speak to her spouse on the phone in that time, just to have him notified of her arrest and location

[crimson pagoda]

its kinda crazy that the cops arent doing this

this is like the lowest hanging of low hanging fruit

just yell at an LLM to make a scraper for you and start nabbing dealers. ezpz

[gritty perch]

Weetards

[late ingot]

He doesn't have an automatic right to know which legal representation was assigned to her or speak to that representative directly (they would presumably be with her at the custody suite anyway)

[mild nacelle]

the UK cops probably just hate americans

[lyric flame]

Blackmail them for crypto

[late ingot]

Also the police have the right to delay certain rights (like contacting a spouse) if they believe there's a tangible risk that doing so would permit the destruction of evidence

[crimson pagoda]

https://klipy.com/gifs/mr-burns-glowing--k01KQHTR22505H6F783F86ZYFFS

ok fed

[gloomy mason]

my personal email is [e-mail], is it in your list already?

[late ingot]

Or if the defendant intends to speak to someone they are considering arresting on related charges

[late ingot]

I imagine they find them really difficult to deal with in custody yes

[crimson pagoda]

this is from Dread so unless you made a Dread account, enabled PGP 2FA, and had that email on your key, no

[gloomy mason]

you never know, someone could be trying to make me look bad to the cops

[crimson pagoda]

btw, change your password, your data was in a breaach from 2015

[mild nacelle]

be a good little brit and sit quietly while we apply the king's justice

[gloomy mason]

thanks! I wasn't alive back then

[late ingot]

The thing is that Brits have more rights, rather than less, in this situation

Our verison of Miranda rights are more extensive and better articulated

Whereas the American version doesn't inform the defendant of the probable risk of adverse inferences being made from their silence, in the event they claim something in court that they could reasonably have claimed in their defence earlier on

It simply claims "the jury isn't allowed to consider that" which is an absurd claim, because they will indirectly

[mild nacelle]

does britain have their own version of COPS

the reality show

[gloomy mason]

Crime and Prejudice

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-what-gif-3784745843284049350

[late ingot]

We have loads of police reality shows yes, but they are literally just bodycam, dashcam and on the scene footage along with some commentary after the fact from the officers

[crimson pagoda]

@slim coral im getting goonbait content in my feed and im pretty sure it's because I'm following you

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/chat-are-we-cooked-chat-are-we-cooked-gif-3488095719416147301

[mild nacelle]

so not as entertaining?

[crimson pagoda]

@slim coral what the hell are u following bro how old is this foid

[mild nacelle]

https://youtu.be/oklf_iLNe3U

[late ingot]

Its very entertaining, I love it

Stuff about public disorder and drug raids are great

[gritty perch]

I miss the simple days before David Shapiro got one shotted by ayahuasca after suffering AI derangement

[late ingot]

It's the same vibe as the Scousers in the videos Trent watches doing finger guns and waving around butter knives and baseball bats like they're hardmen

[late ingot]

Do we actually have follow ups to prove that people who got ayahuasca oneshotted stayed fucked up for good?

Or do they just go back to old habits eventually?

[crimson pagoda]

cant speak for ayahuasca specifically and this is obviously anecdotal, not scientific at all, but at least in my experience the people who really blast themselves on psychedelics tend to stay fucked up

[gritty perch]

Dude seemed pretty spastic to begin with filming himself walking through a dense forest ranting about how ASI is coming any minute now

[crimson pagoda]

they tone it down a little bit once they stop using but they stay fucked up

mind opened so wide it's now duct taped back together

[mild nacelle]

I blocked his channel like a year ago cuz the star wars costume was cringy. im sure hes deeply fucked up by now

[late ingot]

rekt

I wonder how much of it is genuine neurological damage and how much is just a massive disruption to their belief system that they can't easily pivot away from

[sterile zealot]

lmfao wtf

[late ingot]

Like the stereotype of "I tried ayahuasca and learned for the first time that other people have feelings"

[gritty perch]

I mean they are doing real research on psychedelics now so

[sterile zealot]

well if theyre a neet as they say theyre almost surely 18

[gritty perch]

Bryan Johnson didn't start the trend here lol

[abstract dagger]

true but he did do a lot of shrooms

[gritty perch]

Bros tweets about his girlfriend are so fuckin cringe

[loud girder]

Your message has been deleted, sorry!
Next time, try saying something like this instead: I just had an intimate moment with Kate a few minutes ago. She has a remarkable pH balance, and the natural bacteria present is beneficial for my immune system.

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[sterile zealot]

fuck bryan johnson

[cunning nymph]

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[late ingot]

i wonder if he will die of injecting himself with something weird and harmful eventually

[sterile zealot]

god please let this happen 🙏

[smoky owl]

what is a bone crushing / jelq/ mog

[late ingot]

he is like qin shi huang (except significantly less based), his fate is to die from drinking a mercury based potion in his quest to live forever

[loud girder]

Your message has been deleted, sorry!
Next time, try saying something like this instead: Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson - 11h Just had an intimate moment with Kate. Goodnight everyone. X Q3K t 2,1K 20K ılıl 4,3M 企 Bryan Johnson This is her vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score. @bryan_johnson · 11h Top 1% of all vaginal health. Her sample is dominated by the most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus). Only about 25-30% of reproductive age women globally are L. crispatus-dominant, Show more.

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[smoky owl]

r u losing it

[late ingot]

@gritty perch stop trying to post this lol it will just mute you

[smoky owl]

free him.

[sterile zealot]

bonecrushing is when you smash your bones with an actual hammer so that when they rebuild you look better, jelqing is a type of method for penis expansion, mogging means being better than someone

[gritty perch]

Free my bigga jamp

[worldly loom]

Imagine the meme about being a marine but instead of kills, brags about vagina ph and microflora.

[smoky owl]

r u jelqing and hammering ur head head?

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-shaking-head-fisheye-lens-gif-25374523

[sterile zealot]

no

[gritty perch]

Remake this video with cat pls

[fervent basin]

https://i.looksmax.org/attachments/2024/09/4364304_3638898_Full_Face_Bonesmashing_Guide.pdf

[abstract dagger]

wtf

[fervent basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cmyYLp1maYNWkCU9nS

[opal sentinel]

Trent please do not sue me

[cunning nymph]

mcdonaldcats

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[fervent basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/couple-lovers-my-baby-vF56SeD728hJ5mTaQF

[abstract dagger]

best edit i ever made of my ex gf

[opal sentinel]

Whats her id

[gritty perch]

I am collecting information about Sam Altmans father via his sister on X. I plan on collecting information like what his favorite band was to create a LLM of Jerry Altman likeness. I currently have his favorite band and food. I will then create a X account shitposting as Jerry Altman as a protest against AI Digital afterlife

[opal sentinel]

Is florida a good place to visit for people with a prior conviction for mail fraud

[gritty perch]

Idk man im just trying to schizo shitpost rn

[pine patrol]

he is not floridabro

[opal sentinel]

He's from florida

In fact I know the exact street he lives in because he leaked which military base he lived near

[mild nacelle]

I bet if you thought real hard you could think of better ways to spend your time

[loud girder]

trent_k

Transcript from Groq

I just got out of the bank and I had to talk to the old lady teller instead of the hot mid-30s Boyd teller. And now I'm going to leave a bad review. I'm calling the cops. I'm ruining everybody's day now because I'm very upset.

[fervent basin]

lol johnny has a higer score than trentk

[buoyant terrace]

Ok I have never seen so much scams in my life lol… Medellín has to be the scam central of the world 😂

Like holy shit it puts New Orleans or scam parts of Istanbul to shame

[fervent basin]

stop medellin in their scams

[mild nacelle]

what happened to the woman he was standing next to

[late ingot]

she's a man now

[mild nacelle]

uh I thought we defeated kamala in the election

[gritty perch]

Portland Trent cant hurt you

[fervent basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/happy-drink-beer-yJeixt8jlXROqd9uQv

slopped

add more attention heads

[cursive kelp]

What s gonna be crazy is when we are asking AI to make videos look more ai then Normal

[gritty perch]

Guys literally only want one thing and its fucking disgusting.

[opal sentinel]

Trent pls don't sue me

[granite cipher]

I made the chat into a video heh

[gritty perch]

Is that your father on the right

[granite cipher]

Waterproof makeup duh

[gritty perch]

Left is fine lmao

[granite cipher]

even I know that Jesus Christ

[granite cipher]

Better than nothing huh? Lmao

[gilded crypt]

better than handy hanna

[gritty perch]

Nah less baggage on left side

[gloomy mason]

remind me to spam you more pics, you need more signal to get me skull shape right, btw, can you drop the beanie and like have us mud wrestling or something? look up fort boyard for a good aesthetic, the clay bricks there are amazingly well crafted

[gritty perch]

U arent a real person

JONATHAN ISNT REAL AND HE CANT HURT ME

JONATHAN ISNT REAL AND HE CANT HURT ME

JONATHAN ISNT REAL AND HE CANT HURT ME

[gloomy mason]

I'm just post-singularity bro

[opal sentinel]

Everytime I come to this new gym I somehow get pimples all over my face and it itches here

[gritty perch]

Clean the fuckin equipment then

Pakistan gym has rain barrels filled with water and concrete dumbbells i imagine

[opal sentinel]

It's a very new gym with very expensive equipments

And I don't live in pakistan

Also I start getting this symptoms after entering the gym not while using any of the equipments

[cunning nymph]

rekrsiv

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[pine patrol]

who is this

did I miss something

[gritty perch]

TALK WITHOUT NODDING YOUR HEAD (INDIAN) CHALLENGE!!!!

[fervent basin]

you missed trentk being impregnated with a beautiful baby

[gloomy mason]

the singularity was like a month ago where are you been?