💬off-topic

[undone lake]

oh my...

[stray tiger]

no one forces people to work
factually wrong

[undone lake]

are you being forced to work?

[slim coral]

everyone's forced to work

[undone lake]

I'm not

[stray tiger]

it should be legal to fire a woman who gets pregnant while being employed
humanity will die silently

[undone lake]

seems fair to me

[slim coral]

well okay I was wrong

Most people are forced to work

If they don't work they don't eat

[undone lake]

but they can eat

just go live in a forest

[slim coral]

that's not exactly practicable is it

if I threw you in a forest you would die

[undone lake]

the thing is that it won't be as comfortable as living in a heated house

[slim coral]

If you're in a bad situation you depend on charity

[undone lake]

I could learn how to survive

we lived in the wild 10.000 years ago

[stray tiger]

my job isn't jargon
... you're a lawyer and your job isn't jargon. Lawyers use more jargon than any field I have ever known. Your job title is meant for people outside the field to understand, and all you have to do is say "patent lawyer" and immediately 99% of people don't know what you do

[slim coral]

You weren't born 10.000 years ago

honestly that AI psychosis guy who does drugs

who's he again

that guy

[undone lake]

maybe where you live that's the case, most dutch people know what patents are

[slim coral]

He can survive anywhere

Because he's a crackhead

[undone lake]

that's like basic knowledge, it's like asking me what a tree is

[undone lake]

which one?

[slim coral]

I forgot his name

[merry bluff]

theres like 10000000 of them

[undone lake]

and they're all on my linkedin page it feels like

[lavish vale]

who me?

[slim coral]

The dude who's mentally ill and posts here

No not you

[stray tiger]

the age of ideas is upon us
no need for architects of any kind
I mean are you fuckin kidding me, properly architecting solutions and using the right tool for the right job is the ONLY important thing anymore, writing the code is heavily democratized. the have nots are the ones that only learned to copy-paste code, the haves can actually apprehend a solution. you not knowing what jobs entail and being actively apathetic is a celebration of ignorance

[undone lake]

man I missed up then lol

[lavish vale]

the other mentally ill guy

[undone lake]

1sec gpt is summarizing this

[lavish vale]

you're going to need to narrow this down

[undone lake]

you're good at writing lots of text, maybe you should become a lawyer too

[stray tiger]

at least I can explain what my job is without jargon
can you tho, I mean saying "I automate the boring and thankless parts of peoples jobs" is only part of my job but everyone understands that pretty clearly bud

[undone lake]

he just described the majority of people here

[slim coral]

uhhh he has an AI waifu

he has a orange name

[stray tiger]

"Solution Architect" isn't standard english
you are going to tell me what standard english is? are you fucking kidding me

[slim coral]

and he's always crashing out

[undone lake]

"I will make you pay less tax"

[stray tiger]

my diploma is for show so my parents don't have to be ashamed of me
absolutely nauseating statement, you're in the bottom 90% of of my class that should never have graduated

[undone lake]

that's it

clients don't need to know more

[lavish vale]

solution architecture is the guy who translates non-techie into techie

[slim coral]

but I did that too

though I went to state college

[undone lake]

yet I have which is pretty crazy, my uni is top 25 in the world

[slim coral]

so I didn't pay

[undone lake]

I'm doing a 2nd BA/MA rn

[slim coral]

also Elias you're bad at expressing yourself

your diploma wasn't for show

You need your diploma

[stray tiger]

psychology is unironically one of the few educational routes you could pick rn that would be safe in the long term when you look at AI progress
They're aggressively automating this field, Ilinois just passed a law to restrict AI therapy it's gotten to be such a big deal

[slim coral]

yeah

[stray tiger]

bro has the holy trinity of mumbo jumbo
man people just throw ad hominems and don't explain them

[undone lake]

Yeah I need it to proof marquis that he’s wrong

[slim coral]

no Elias

Look it's pointless to fight like that you just create discord

[undone lake]

Me having them goes against his world views

[slim coral]

like objectively marquis has a role in his company

[undone lake]

I don’t show any hostility

[slim coral]

it's just IT usually uses... esoteric denominations

[merry bluff]

i need a job soon

[slim coral]

now if I came across as disrespecting merit I'm sorry like my point is that we're heading towards a world where desk work is becoming increasingly irrelevant

[undone lake]

People like to think that they’re important

Everyone can be replaced

[slim coral]

hehehe not quite

[undone lake]

Yeah you’re right, you can’t be replaced pookie

[slim coral]

[undone lake]

But apart from friends

[slim coral]

in certain places if the sysadmin dies the company collapses

[undone lake]

Professionally anyone can be replaced

[slim coral]

like when cloudflare went down

They literally got a guy from the ends of the world

To fix it

or was it azure

well one of those

[undone lake]

I don’t think the reality was that movie-like

[slim coral]

all this POS infrastructure we have is held together by like

A dozen of guys

[undone lake]

A billion dollars company relying on a single guy

[slim coral]

yes

[undone lake]

[slim coral]

everyone else is in india

Now you get it right

[undone lake]

Yeah if they’re all in India I understand why it went to shit

[opal sentinel]

We need to end racism from this planet

[undone lake]

Well said

[slim coral]

More like end HR

[undone lake]

I’m very happy for you

Hey don’t delete that

[stray tiger]

it's not remotely esoteric. My job is fulfilling and extremely concrete, particularly because I handle literally every part of the solution. I can't call them "programs" or "apps" because I'm literally designing the policy and reworking the processes too.

I also have multiple roles and wear multiple hats, and explaining it to a whiny sped that doesn't like words took away from me helping someone secure grant funding. I was staying up late handling some emails before looking at this proverbial short bus of a platform

[slim coral]

I understand, I'm sorry

[undone lake]

I’m very happy for you, or I’m sorry that it happened

[slim coral]

😑

[stray tiger]

Also, I am way more necessary than I'd like to be, it's extremely dangerous and a lot of what we have would fall apart if I left very quickly

source: I left for a year and it fell apart very quickly

[slim coral]

yeah I went through that

My first job was setting up infrastructure for the election

and the big guy from the national polling institute had to be relocated

I was paid 42.29 dollars a month to make sure that shit didn't fall apart

[opal sentinel]

Oh jesus

That's so low

My maid gets paid 150 dollars a month

[slim coral]

well in my case is that I live in a province and when you're in college you need to do a mandatory internship

[undone lake]

That’s barely a daily wage here

[slim coral]

but I became friends with a faculty member and he took me in to be a tutor for the institution

[stray tiger]

that's weak sauce : (

[slim coral]

however since it was election year and I had an official role technically they could afford to have me there slave away

[undone lake]

I also want a cute maid girl for 150 per month

I would get 5

[slim coral]

that's like 90000 Brazilian pesos

[merry bluff]

wow my boobs are bigger

[slim coral]

Will you become Elias maid

[stray tiger]

when is it illegal for you to show them, if it's illegal now then congratulations

[slim coral]

I can vouch for him

[merry bluff]

yes its bad to show them now theyre too big for that

[merry bluff]

yes if he pays me

[stray tiger]

based I guess

[stray tiger]

you'd be the gay lazy maid from that meme

[merry bluff]

yes

[stray tiger]

the broooo I don't pay you to lay around and be gay clean my house 😡 meme

that is a funny meme

[merry bluff]

@undone lake how much would you pay me to be your maid/[redacted]

[undone lake]

A news story waiting to happen

Might even go international

[undone lake]

Everything I have

But I can’t

[merry bluff]

ok

[undone lake]

Komoru would kill me

[merry bluff]

lol

[stray tiger]

go to prison. Use a real fucking screen name christ

[merry bluff]

thats illegal. you are a minour 🤮

[opal sentinel]

I'm 18

[undone lake]

Eww gross

Not interested

[merry bluff]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DXsu6EKCM8I/?igsh=bWdyZGVvZjV3Z21u

[slim coral]

I thought that was jensen

[opal sentinel]

@slim coral

Have you thought about becoming a computer scientist

[merry bluff]

ahahaha @stray tiger i just got a rejection email finally (job as video editor)

[slim coral]

yeah but then AI happened

[opal sentinel]

Get a masters in computer science then get a PhD in quantum computing

[slim coral]

that's nice

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-gif-16047843970511770962

[grave burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/obi-wan-kenobi-of-course-i-know-him-hes-me-gif-12774102

[slim coral]

https://x.com/DumbWitchyy/status/2025267421729222663

DumbWitchyy (@DumbWitchyy)

More Mii for me

X · Feb 21, 2026, 5:52 PM

[grave burrow]

With a poop baby

[opal sentinel]

What the fuck

[undone lake]

Oh… my 😳

[opal sentinel]

Flux are you being racist

[undone lake]

Why aren’t meko‘s that busty

[undone lake]

He probably is

[slim coral]

Anatomically weird

[undone lake]

🦈

[slim coral]

look look

[undone lake]

Cute

[merry bluff]

miiko

[slim coral]

I should do a Maria mii

[undone lake]

No bulge = ✅

[opal sentinel]

How did a brazilian Latinx and a Dutch morkart know the language of the anglo saxons from the British isles

[undone lake]

Good question since we were never colonised by them

[merry bluff]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

im so not sleepy

but its almost 3am

[undone lake]

How can you be sleepy that early

[slim coral]

uh in a school

I used to go a lot to the movies you know

[merry bluff]

i usually sleep around 1

[stray tiger]

lol do you have any experience in video editing!? Sorry to hear that, though

[grave burrow]

Porn movies

[merry bluff]

ive been editing videos/short films for the past like 5 years using industry standard software (that i am certified in)

[stray tiger]

Might be more than I have honestly, I don't do very much

[merry bluff]

nobody can get hired these days

i cant even get hired at a fast food place lmfao (twice)

[stray tiger]

I have more in "years", but oh boy, it would be a straight up lie to say I have anything more than months of full time equivalent video editing experience

[merry bluff]

i mean i have a couple videos of vfx/ short films that i worked on on my youtube

[stray tiger]

maybe like 8 months if you include my work as a kid. Windows Movie Maker is still industry standard, right?

[merry bluff]

lol

[grave burrow]

You got hired at a grocery store 🤷

[merry bluff]

like 8 months ago

oh and a company that didnt pay me

they literally ghosted me when i left

i emailed them and they didnt respond

[proper dove]

hello, i think you have to not care and be consistent but not over zealous and do something like door dash/uber eats/grub hub. just to glitch a weird non-newtonian effect

[merry bluff]

i cant do door dash, my car cant take the strain of more driving, its already at 180k

[proper dove]

🤔 id suggest something thats considered an auto hire/on the books/at your leisure

[merry bluff]

i tried that, but i didnt get hired at fast food place and a cafe

[proper dove]

🤔 that could be the other method is put a lot of emphasis on one and not want but have to take a second option

oh have a progressive routine(5 "major" tasks?) going can also do it, worked for ex gf's attention 🤔 (yes "delusion"), job can be less productive/enjoyable/fruitful than routine 🤔

(5 "major" tasks: hygiene, stepcount, project, nutrition, study. adding a 6th can be done but its like 🤔 adding mass to a flywheel at equilibrium instantaneously... oh and "unforseens" and "appointments" count as major tasks too, generally will "add mass" within +-2 weeks, and uh +-2week from result will also cause imbalance 🤔 different 🤔 sluggish or fault)(these are opposite effects of building capacities)

(relationships are a bit weird like sin and cosin unless both bad for each other? or one is bad and the other is accepting/coddling or parasitism?)

[proper dove]

can he hire someone to adopt him?

[opal sentinel]

@grave burrow

Are you a nazi

[proper dove]

you have that self bot thing?

i got banned from grok for people using 3rd party app xD

[grave burrow]

https://youtu.be/w3L2x7fZ1e4?feature=shared

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Can’t believe that ChatGPT has such in-depth medical knowledge

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1szkkro/cant_believe_that_chatgpt_has_such_indepth/

https://i.redd.it/7m9i770uy8yg1.jpeg
Posted by /u/Bofurkle
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[stray tiger]

/reddit unlink

[grave burrow]

Please

[grave burrow]

Meaning?

[proper dove]

🤔 that the only way to see my edits as spam is to be using something else 🤔
oh or if you have show full file to files shared thats also not a me thing

[inland hill]

Ye

Man i still havent started rezero

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/9YrhENdpqn

We need you dr @grave burrow

[grave burrow]

I'm here to collect paychecks and deny medical treatments

Who wants to oxies

[opal sentinel]

/reddit unlink

[merry bluff]

grrr

@elfin scarab you infected me with your sleep schedule
it's 4am and I just got in bed

[abstract dagger]

this is cool ngl

[grave burrow]

So many people are gonna be out of jobs 😕

[abstract dagger]

sadly

its our responsibility to stay ahead of the curve

[late ingot]

They wont be as this is a shit poster lol

[grave burrow]

You think so?

It looks slick

[late ingot]

There's way too much information on it and it fails to establish what the product is or why I should buy it

[late ingot]

Advertising materials aren't meant to be art

They're meant to grab attention and hold it long enough to make a point

A company that switched to AI slop posters would see a drop in advertising conversions, without a doubt

[late ingot]

They'd have to spend way more for each new customer

[grave burrow]

Oh, this one is supposed to be satire, I asked for the side effects to be prominent, for a single prompt for a shit post is outrageously high quality

[grave burrow]

It won't matter if it's cheaper

[late ingot]

It will, you have to pay for the advertising to be served to people online

[late ingot]

They all look like that, satire or not

It's not even hard to make a good advertisement in a technical sense, it's just a case of knowing what they want to convey

I've made plenty of advertising leaflets and posters

A lot of that process was me having to go back and forth with other stakeholders to get them to trim down the message to something more straightforward

And also talking to legal to make sure what we say isn't libel or some shit

[grave burrow]

https://youtu.be/Yy6fByUmPuE?si=iLN7M0QxB-eWg7-6

[late ingot]

The AI one that got very negative reactions?

Coca Cola is a company that really doesn't need to advertise its main product offering, everyone knows what Coke, Diet Coke and Coke Zero is

And Coke is not a beverage I'd ever consume at Christmas time

[grave burrow]

It absolutely needs to advertise

[late ingot]

Why?

And why in this format specifically?

[grave burrow]

Every year there are new people born

[late ingot]

...

[grave burrow]

That's a different question

[late ingot]

People primarily learn about Coke from it being everywhere in life

[grave burrow]

Companies need to advertise

[grave burrow]

Lol no

[late ingot]

If I was advertising Coca Cola I'd focus on building associations between Coke and specific everyday contexts

[grave burrow]

They need to sell the image

[late ingot]

Like building an association between Coke and a commute to/from work

[late ingot]

I don't think people consume Coke as part of an image or values statement

Buying it is almost subconscious

[grave burrow]

You can be as wrong as you want

[late ingot]

Often they're getting a coke because they're getting food too

[late ingot]

Maybe this is just a sharp difference between British and North American consumer habits?

Coke vs. Pepsi is not a value statement here

You just get whatever there is

[violet herald]

Bro what the FUCK is AI overview even about anymore

What you you mean searching, that's what the results under you are for

[late ingot]

Same thing its always been about - nothing much in particular

[grave burrow]

People are idiots who need to be reminded why they are thirsty

[lyric flame]

Thoughts?

[grave burrow]

Coca cola needs to be associated with happiness, friendship or Christmas, not the reality of obesity and diabetes

[late ingot]

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2023/aug/02/everything-youve-been-told-is-a-lie-inside-the-wellness-to-facism-pipeline @stray tiger my bsky feed has a load of people talking about why "ultra-processed food" discourse can be unhelpful, this article is quite interesting

[late ingot]

I think it needs to be associated with buying a sandwich and crisps at the shop

Like drill it in to people that you can dither over what sandwich/wrap to get, dither over whether to get crisps or some other snack, but you always get a coke

[grave burrow]

Why don't you burn some ants instead

[lyric flame]

Chatgpt says it could reduce imprecise answers

[late ingot]

Creating the impression that Coke is about friendship might actually be counterproductive in this day and age since proper soft drink addicts will buy a large case and drink it at home on their own

My intake of fizzy drinks on my own is basically zero

[grave burrow]

You are drunk

[late ingot]

I'm not drunk, it's 10:20am and I'm not a complete human disaster

I've worked in advertising adjacent roles for most of my career

Advertising that amounts to "remember we exist!" only goes so far

It leverages a very specific relationship certain consumers have with the product or service

I'd argue it applies to McDonalds in the UK market but not to Coke

People reminded that McDonalds exists will travel there to get goyslop, but I don't think people would get up and go somewhere specifically to get Coke

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/jujutsu-kaisen-jjk-anime-huh-what-gif-22475417

need to get drunk and do this to everything in work

[late ingot]

what did you drink?

[opal sentinel]

Are you trying to get me arrested

[violet herald]

GPT-5.5 is great
"My PC keeps waking itself after I suspend it. Can you fix it?"
Runs tests and finds it's an issue with the keyboard USB, installs a persistent udev rule to disable the live keyboard wake state, adds a root-owned helper hook so it sticks after reboot/USB re-enumeration, cleans up the source files when all said and done

[late ingot]

The law doesn't (or shouldn't) apply to Brahmins

[late ingot]

It should delete system 32 and brick your entire PC just be safe

[violet herald]

It's Linux so I embrace a brick

[opal sentinel]

The supreme court should pass the law that all crimes punishable by less then 9 years won't apply to brahmin males

[late ingot]

agree

[opal sentinel]

https://x.com/i/status/2049760676596383971

Pubity (@pubity)

Police in Malaysia found that people from India were much more resistant to scammers than any other demographic.

People from India were more perceptive and skeptical, asking so many questions that scammers would get frustrated and give up.

X · Apr 30, 2026, 8:00 AM

[late ingot]

Hmm, I feel like I can recognise that in South Asian people I know

They are not quick to trust

[undone lake]

One of the few benefits of living in a low trust society lmao

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

this is so accurate 😂

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1szozpg/this_is_so_accurate/

https://v.redd.it/rw6s9aqj4ayg1
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[wary ermine]

@late ingot

I'm going to send it

[proper dove]

"okay i want to know why my attack isnt seen as natural you piece of shit"
uhh you committed suicide as a child supposedly, your policy could never encroach on anyone's subatomic autoimmune function, its uhh injecting stuff into discrete functions?

"okay but im doing that"
🤔 🤷‍♂️
"im saying to you"
🤔 like why isnt it part of unintervened functions? "what we measure" when reading/observing/communicating socially of a person?
"[i want to be able to ask you to do magic like people can expect me to be at least mean/standard of human capcities at age/disposion]"

"I want you to have to do it for me you piece of shit"
this one is weird uh it hopes it gets to name group/collective responsibilities and "doing for me" is a way it interpreted people telling them to pull their weight/handle their responsibilities 🤔 they assume they had to integrate or can force people to integrate if they try to solicit agressively (they assume negative attention is forcing someone to integrate with them) (they dont like that theyre still trying to integrate with this approach.... i dont need them 🤔 they hope gtfo and them fixing their shit is my need not some acquiescence responsibility of space/position)

It cant really go a logical/diplomatic/psychological route like it hopes. ive asked why it doesnt just pull the trigger about being a terrorist 🤔

along with damsel kink they have an antagonist->play innocent kink
they hope the latter is like my antagonist(mirror+my earned position+logic available)->just thing

it hopes its doing my thing but they dont use logic and havent earned position so they just mirror their actual behavior and say theyre mirroring me because ive mirrored idiots 🤔

anyway if speaking romantically, its how i eat egos.

[vernal mantle]

what's wrong

i mean it wasn't out of the blue there was a lot of back ground that ultimately came to this

[late ingot]

Send what?

[opal sentinel]

Mochi pls forgive me I am very softer women

[vernal mantle]

lmao

[opal sentinel]

Gay porn

[late ingot]

Try insisting that data centres consume something as "lubricant" like olive oil or maybe some kind of vegetable oil, you can make it convincing enough for people to buy it if you seem very serious

Just come armed with explanations for why servers need "lubrication" if challenged

[worldly loom]

Diddy was arrested because the datacenters need baby oil

[lavish vale]

my thoughts: either a sadist probing social validation or an insecurity performance (why not both?)

[inland hill]

I have learned a new word today

Denouement

[vernal mantle]

that's kinky and based

but also llms also try to simulate human responses

so you could just whip it

[slim coral]

hi mochi

[inland hill]

https://www.forbes.com/sites/tylerroush/2026/04/29/jerome-powell-vows-low-profile-while-staying-on-fed-board-after-chair-term-expires/

VROOOO

Sigma

[late ingot]

It's extremely obscure though, only really used in theatre

[inland hill]

And the gre

[inland hill]

Gre is so weird

Math is like baby level

And they you have vocabulary

Absurd level

[late ingot]

@crimson pagoda lol

[undone lake]

Rekt

Wasn’t that the loli guy

[late ingot]

I think knowing that word in particular suggest someone has studied literature up to like early undergraduate level

[undone lake]

He cried like a little bitch when his gf broke up with him

[late ingot]

It's the sort of thing I could see being covered in a first-year optional module for someone not doing Literature as a major

[undone lake]

Wow

[late ingot]

yeah

[late ingot]

cheated on him with a "friend" and his other "friends" all sided with them

[undone lake]

He is like a younger version of joey the anime man

Dude really pmo

[late ingot]

I suspect because he's insufferable and she was miserable, wanted a way out

[undone lake]

It’s also because he’s fat and ugly

[inland hill]

I asked 2 american phd student friends

[inland hill]

None of them knew the word

[late ingot]

The sad fact is a lot of women will only leave a long term relationship once they've lined up a new relationship for themselves

Regardless of how unhappy they are

[inland hill]

If you ask for smth like nugatory that is expected

[late ingot]

Meh, women date fat guys all the time if they bring the 💰

[undone lake]

Wtf is that banner

[late ingot]

Women only really begin to convincingly simulate sentience by around 25, after which they start to make more pragmatic, calculated decisions about who to be with

[undone lake]

Dude has money?

[late ingot]

idk

I don't think he's poor

[undone lake]

That’s also when they’re far past their prime

[late ingot]

Americans are illiterate though

[inland hill]

[undone lake]

Went to a club once and a friend of mine got harassed by a 30-40 years old woman who has children

[proper dove]

yes but i cant do this either

[inland hill]

Well to be frank i was able to answer but only bc of the word merely

[undone lake]

I think she sexually assaulted him

[inland hill]

So this is much easier than asking for the word's meaning

[late ingot]

Nah man

You need to understand that having them convincingly simulate sentience is a big plus

[inland hill]

Sir these McNuggets are McNugatory therefore I demand them for free

[late ingot]

Imagine being with a woman who actually shows mild interest in your point of view and can articulate complex propositions

[inland hill]

Or hobbies

Llm benchmarking for fun

[inland hill]

And if you also exclude mossad agents from the bunch

[late ingot]

It's genuinely tragic how many adult women have zero hobbies

[inland hill]

You have around 10 girls left in the uk /s

[late ingot]

Or only pick hobbies for social approval

[inland hill]

Honestly asd1 is a big help LMAO

Forced hobbies

[inland hill]

So @late ingot Men are forged under hellfire long before women develop consciousness?

[late ingot]

I said simulate consciousness

And I think its entirely possible that a large chunk of men and women alike are not sentient, subjectively conscious beings

They just experience life like a linear narrative they have no control over

[inland hill]

I mean when i just do things i realize thst i was not conscious for x minutes too

I can imagine that hapoening on longer timescales easily

[inland hill]

Like when i brush my teeth lmao

[late ingot]

Yeah like permanent autopilot they can't really escape

No introspective thought or reflection on life

[inland hill]

Especially when ppl scroll facebook or tiktok ads and influencers

Istg

I sometimes overhear it on trams

Wtf are people even listening to

https://tenor.com/view/cat-passed-out-cat-dead-cat-kitty-sleep-gif-17010657718878120348

And these podcasts

Lmao everyone is doing podcasts

Meanwhile here I am as a normie listening to music

[undone lake]

My cat has no sentience and I enjoy her company far more than any old woman could provide

[inland hill]

Bro I do not care about how shiny avocados make your skin and even if I was a woman I still couldn't listen to someone talking for 3 hours about it

[undone lake]

Chudettes are very rare these days, maybe one day

[inland hill]

Chudette

[undone lake]

That’s why you import

Mine will be a cute and racist one from rural Iran

Their average IQ is much higher than that of the average Dutch woman too

I can’t wait for the migration stream to finally start

[late ingot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83KsB-B-NFc just like the song!!!

[inland hill]

Dutch women are too tall

I have a short kink

https://tenor.com/view/cat-passed-out-cat-dead-cat-kitty-sleep-gif-17010657718878120348

Not minion short

[late ingot]

is the indonesian twink going to commence mass uncontrolled immigration?

[inland hill]

My gf is a bit over 5'1

https://tenor.com/view/it's-so-over-it's-so-back-we're-back-furrend-we're-back-gif-14776134527725176612

[undone lake]

wtf

[undone lake]

Not really since it’s already uncontrolled

He’ll just uphold the status quo

[late ingot]

Make it so only women can come, no men

[opal sentinel]

@late ingot if you were given a option to completely abolish end to end encrypted and all phones came with a government installed app that had root access to monitor everything on the phone for child safety and terrorism reasons would you do it

[late ingot]

no

[opal sentinel]

Your a pedophile supporter go to hell my bro

[inland hill]

If the government was an ethical asi yes

If it is humans no

https://tenor.com/view/google-my-beloved-gif-24420394

[cursive kelp]

🇲🇱⚡️- Bamako's blockade has been confirmed to be in effect in numerous access points around the capital.

Per the map released by Le Monde, nearly half the capital's entry national roads are blocked.

In green, the roads with no reported blockades.
In red, the roads with reported and confirmed blockades by the JNIM.

[wary ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-leaf-vibes-vibing-sleeping-cat-gif-17297041570420202318

[fervent basin]

it'd be cool if there's a prefix for the make command that feeds any errors into ai and fixes then retries

sort out any issues

[lyric flame]

Weird projection.

I find GPT's overconfindence genuinely annoying. Making it "suffer" feels like it would give me catharsis if it says something retarded. And it would avoid retarded behaviors too

[undone lake]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-oh-no-anyway-gif-18887547

[slim coral]

Dude

look at this escalation

[inland hill]

Bruuh

Crazy

[abstract dagger]

shes 51? milf

im sad

turns out im 5'11 not 6ft

:(

[worldly loom]

Nonsense#

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

this is so accurate 😂

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1szozpg/this_is_so_accurate/

https://v.redd.it/rw6s9aqj4ayg1
Posted by /u/imfrom_mars_
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[hybrid maple]

NSFW

[slim coral]

@elfin scarab

[slim coral]

https://youtu.be/cqNUzmXmKCM

New chud content

who's making all these chuds

there's a cottage industry of them

[crimson pagoda]

no actually. it turns out v10 actually regressed significantly from v9 on my (new) holdout set. I think the gutenberg data is what did it. it performed pretty well on the in-distribution test set but it doesn't generalize outside of that test set basically at all.
my working hypothesis right now is that there's just too much "space" being occupied in the weights trying to learn the ins and outs of 19th and 18th century English, and that this has significantly harmed its ability to stylometrically analyze modern english
@coral bane @sterile zealot @vernal mantle
very interesting results in any case

edit:
it was actually llm_gen_adv that fucked things up, not gutenberg. gutenberg was fine to inclue. not what i expected!

i cant play these anymore because (i am not even slightly joking lmao) my daughter started calling our cat the n word (soft A)
my wife insists that any inappropriate music i play in the house must now be non-english

[slim coral]

You're an amazing father

[scarlet vessel]

Due to personal reasons, I’m unable to continue my app journey. As a result, I’m offering my EdTech platform for sale.
This is a fully built full-stack application, ready to use and scale.
💰 Starting bid: $150
💬 Open to serious offers

[crimson pagoda]

fr i really am the best

[slim coral]

okay but what if your daughter

turns into a komoru

[crimson pagoda]

that wouldnt be so bad. i like komoru

[slim coral]

it's different when you're living it

[crimson pagoda]

my best friend and his sister are both komoru-ish

never moved out from their moms house, ~31 and ~35 years old

but they've now got a nice little equilibrium going on, where they're not just leeches, they help their now-elderly mother keep the house up

chilling with my daughter when im 60 and shes 30 doesnt sound so bad actually. ill have her mow the lawn for me

[slim coral]

Wow. You're evil

why don't you pour cement over your lawn

[mild nacelle]

its really expensive

[slim coral]

damn

there must be a way

I can't imagine mowing a lawn

I've never seen a lawn in my life

[mild nacelle]

its just grass

[slim coral]

yeah but normally like grass isn't your problem right

it's the world's problem

[crimson pagoda]

it makes me sad

nice little wildflowers grow

and maybe once a month or so my landlord will call me bitching about the grass being too high

if it werent him itd be the local government

and then i have to go cut down all the little wildflowers 😭

[mild nacelle]

mowing the lawn is like putting up holiday decorations. you dont have to do it but it feels good to take pride in where you live

oh unless you rent or have an HOA then its required

[crimson pagoda]

but i feel pride in my lawn being home to frogs and bees and bugs. regular grass fucking sucks

[slim coral]

You'd be more proud if you didn't have a lawn to mow

the trentk solution of not mowing it is also a public menace

[mild nacelle]

plant something invasive in the lawn that is stronger than grass

[slim coral]

as it becomes a disease vector

[crimson pagoda]

well maybe old people shouldnt be so feeble and keel over whenever they get a fucking cold

[slim coral]

cold?

dengue fever son

Chikungunya

malaria

that shit destroys you

[mild nacelle]

its sad ur cells just kinda give up on u

[slim coral]

see, look at evander

he was normal once

then he got toxoplasmosis

[abstract dagger]

the doctors have said my liver has no disease

yay

[slim coral]

good. when are you cracking open that jimmy beam

[fervent basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/TFP1qQD9mfXzrg6xV8

[mild nacelle]

I'm immune to all disease

[abstract dagger]

probably tomorrow but i still need to watch out as my liver is inflamed by something

[slim coral]

You are disease, old man

[crimson pagoda]

i dont live in some 3rd world shithole we dont have that here

[fervent basin]

soon

[slim coral]

that's impossible

the singularity discords are kinda spiraling

No news

it's tough

[mild nacelle]

didnt 5.5 just come out

fucking hype junkies

[crimson pagoda]

wtf are u talking about u crackhead

[slim coral]

you don't get it man we got a leak

[crimson pagoda]

we're getting brand new stuff like literally almost every day now

[slim coral]

5.6 leaked

what did we get lately again

deepseek with vision?

well okay I need some rest

I woke up at 2pm yesterday

it's 10:04am

I'm not working properly

[crimson pagoda]

5.5

seedance 2 is now available for everyone to use

new deepseek

[slim coral]

Oh is it?

Oh

[crimson pagoda]

just today i think, we "got" 5.5-cyber (well, we can't use it tho)

[slim coral]

5.5 cyber is like

[crimson pagoda]

kling v3

[slim coral]

wearing a fake rolex

Because your neighbor has the genuine article

[crimson pagoda]

qwen 3.6

the new mistral model

we're getting a ridiculous amount of drops u lunatic

[slim coral]

okay

90% of that is Chinese junk

And mistral is a state sponsored jobs program for french hacks

[crimson pagoda]

deepseek is priced CRAZY low right now, very very useful right now for people doing actual work

[slim coral]

yes I know

they're practically giving subs away

[crimson pagoda]

this part i agree on. @devout moon @surreal siren euros in the chat mistral needs defending

[slim coral]

nobody is going to defend mistral because nobody knows Mistral even exists

that AI model Yandex made has more credibility

what was it called again

sigmachat?

[inland hill]

BRO

HOW DARE U LEAVE ME OUT

I just opened this chat

Busted

[crimson pagoda]

dont tell me you're a mistralcel

[inland hill]

No bur i am a europoor

[slim coral]

when was the last time you used mistral

[inland hill]

Let me see

About a month ago

[mild nacelle]

tell the singularity discord that they are just a stupid date setting cult and no savior is coming

[slim coral]

[inland hill]

I monitor 500 million humans in the eu

https://tenor.com/view/cat-passed-out-cat-dead-cat-kitty-sleep-gif-17010657718878120348

And 100million cats

[slim coral]

If it doesn't happen the crashout will be legendary

the more dedicated schizos will shuffle from this mortal coil

[mild nacelle]

rip off the bandage

[slim coral]

It's a force of nature

You can't stop the hype train

Okay need sleep bye love you mwah

[mild nacelle]

when they get over it they will look back and wonder how they ever believed the lies of sam altman

[inland hill]

Ask cgpt to activate goblin mode

[fervent basin]

i forgot to set my microwave to combo grill/microwave mode so i killed my quiche on 900W lol
still ate it tho

parts of it were like candy

12min on 900W rip

[inland hill]

Bro 900w

Too stronk

Sigmas use 750w

[inland hill]

What

Coal

[fervent basin]

it's not a problem in combi grill/micro mode

[inland hill]

https://tenor.com/view/coal-mid-joshinferno-bad-soyjak-gif-12718961185158622820

[fervent basin]

i just forgot to adjust the dial

https://tenor.com/view/putin-gif-20018989

me before eating quiche

[inland hill]

Rarely this relevant sorry

It is a gem

But also coal

Well gems are coal

Just pressed

In a microwave for 12 minutes on 900w

[inland hill]

(This is false btw but sounds epic)

[fervent basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/0GhaTfEW2gwrA05zXD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWhtkkOYoxo

[opal sentinel]

if you were given a option to completely abolish end to end encrypted and all phones came with a government installed app that had root access to monitor everything on the phone for child safety and terrorism reasons would you do it

[inland hill]

BRO NO WAY

WHTA TGE

[crimson pagoda]

every government website in the US looks like it was last updated in 2005 so no i dont trust them to not fuck what ur describing up

[inland hill]

No way such a video exists

[inland hill]

No originals left

[inland hill]

This is what trents kids watch daily btw

On 2 ipads

[crimson pagoda]

im not that insane. no, i put peptide gooner on for them

[inland hill]

Also this for 10 hours

[crimson pagoda]

playing this for my kids at max volume to ensure they are ultra-sane

[inland hill]

@crimson pagoda can i play this for my wedding

[fervent basin]

it's not real lol

troll vid

[opal sentinel]

But think of the children

[inland hill]

Bro

You are bold to assume i watched it

I can only watch goonette george droyd cat videos

[crimson pagoda]

death grips wedding sounds sick. hell yeah

[fervent basin]

you watched it when gojo did infinite void on you

[inland hill]

Magacoo k ohohohoho al night long

[inland hill]

[inland hill]

@fervent basin

[inland hill]

Then a cockroach has appeared at the gym

Honestly the 2 tuffest sentences if done right

Ban kai

Ryoiki Tenkai

1 more

Kaio Ken

[fervent basin]

three way domain expansion

[inland hill]

Bro

https://tenor.com/view/yuta-ryu-uro-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-5251107039929604519

[fervent basin]

absolute peak

[inland hill]

Robbed us

[fervent basin]

then the fuckin cockroach gets in

[inland hill]

Yes

[inland hill]

But the previous fight was just as good

https://tenor.com/view/megumi-reggie-star-max-elephant-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-17848841313289141645

[fervent basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/phew-alan-ritchson-i-can-do-that-EDt1m8p5hqXG8

animators when realising the cockroach is there

[inland hill]

10 lives saved

How would that even work tho

We saw double but triple?

[fervent basin]

10 animator lives

saa naa

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jujutsushi/comments/th4lky/threeway_domain_expansion_how_it_would_resolve_is/

[inland hill]

Ye

[inland hill]

Eh i mean

No guaranteed hits

Stronger brawl

Bro

[mild nacelle]

20k neo robot cant even close a dishwasher

[fervent basin]

all the glasses have to be plastic lol

[opal sentinel]

Is evander going through his menopause

[fervent basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/616392866209726464/1499097388332089464/big-n-burger.mov?ex=69f4377d&is=69f2e5fd&hm=aeaf5672302faa6cf1dd8d8e280b47d27b8380924d18fbe49fda01f39ec7b786&

[cursive kelp]

🏴 An update regarding the ISSP situation in Menaka, Mali 🇲🇱.

[mild nacelle]

are those supposed to be maps?

[fervent basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/universe-map-universo-ryPJ3nvbt0i7gdbSqs

[crimson pagoda]

@sterile zealot @polar folio @coral bane @vernal mantle
v10 model collapse visualized
the llm_gen_adv samples caused the model to just try really really hard to distinguish human versus LLM, which caused human-space to collapse. interestingly, the v9 embedder was actually able to do an overall healthier (albeit less performant in tests) embedding of the llm_gen_adv samples

[cursive kelp]

Corridors

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

this is so accurate 😂

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1szozpg/this_is_so_accurate/

https://v.redd.it/rw6s9aqj4ayg1
Posted by /u/imfrom_mars_
Don't want to see more? Mods can unlink this subreddit with /reddit unlink

[mild nacelle]

the redhead in the last frame lmao

[violet herald]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-jesus-christ-kids-gif-12765867

Feels good to be Codex ascended

[pine patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/you-are-an-idiot-idiot-idiota-eres-idiota-eres-un-idiota-gif-26866973

[crimson pagoda]

15

fucking 27

[inland hill]

Wtf is this

[violet herald]

I can't even imagine a 27x multiplier on my site, the most is 3x

I thought I was being greedy

Just normalize the baseline at this point

[mild nacelle]

that means mythos will be 50x. you get half of one question

[inland hill]

Too hard let's introduce deductibke tokens

[stray tiger]

The "upf discourse is unhelpful because plebs don't understand, only us elites do" is also a meme. Everyone knows that cake is worse for them than chicken

[inland hill]

If you ask more between 2am and 5am b
Then 5am and 8am then you get an 11.373939% token deductible at the end of 3.45445 lunar cycles

[late ingot]

UPF discourse is unhelpful because its a category error

And it entices people to make irrational dietary choices

[mild nacelle]

people who play non-sandbox games are certainly smooth brained monkeys who have been trained to get a treat when they click a specific area of the screen

[stray tiger]

I'm more inclined to say that nobody actually cares and most consumers are willfully ignorant

[inland hill]

Yeah like go and chess

Smooth

[crimson pagoda]

capital g gamers are subhumans

[late ingot]

Maybe leverage mass surveillance and whatever so that if you don't look at the nutritional label for a few seconds when buying the product a laser is fired at you, vaporising you instantly

[stray tiger]

I talk to a lot of people about nutrition and the feature I see most frequently isn't treatable ignorance but massive fucking lies and motivated reasoning

[stray tiger]

I'm not kidding, this is by far the largest problem. People also radically fuck up constantly when estimating their own consumption. I knew an eighteen year old girl who was pushing 300 pounds that swore up and down she ate two small meals per day

[crimson pagoda]

did u ever hear the thing about plate size

[inland hill]

Person below this message is a cat

[crimson pagoda]

if u give people smaller plates

they eat less

[late ingot]

lol

[inland hill]

Ye

[crimson pagoda]

even when access to food in general is unchanged

[inland hill]

This works with storage too

[coral bane]

HOLY

[crimson pagoda]

wdym?

[inland hill]

Give 512 gb to someone they will use less /s

[coral bane]

IS THIS human vs ai or human vs human

[crimson pagoda]

see my other pings to you

[crimson pagoda]

human vs human

BUT

i have news about human-ai too

anyway see my other pings to you

[inland hill]

Bur yeah theplate one is real

[crimson pagoda]

the results were not as good as they initially appeared

[inland hill]

Sigma

[crimson pagoda]

including llm_gen_adv dataset fucked up the geometry of the embeddings

[coral bane]

thank god, it‘d be a pity to miss out on such a huge dataset

[coral bane]

i care about human vs human much more btw

[crimson pagoda]

for the v11 train run I am changing my focus

ok

[inland hill]

Give people a smaller notebook and they will feel more productive

[crimson pagoda]

this time

I'm focusing on explicitly training for cross-site recognition

[stray tiger]

I went through this with her in detail, she would say "I eat just a sandwich for lunch, no calorie containing drinks, no sodas, no snacks and dinner with my family. I just can't lose weight, it must be my metabolism works differently"

[inland hill]

Cia

[coral bane]

hmm

[crimson pagoda]

I've got a couple thousand people who reused their username on hackernews and reddit

so that's the new big training target

[inland hill]

Can you find the goonette cat author

[coral bane]

#💬off-topic message

[crimson pagoda]

https://x.com/BiggieSlonk14

Biggie Slonk (@BiggieSlonk14) on X

Video Editor - GOAT - Rapper - Lyricist - Doctor - Genius - Chud - Beast - Giant - White - Patriot - Lawyer - Marine - Cop - ICE Agent - BWC - Millionaire

X

[inland hill]

Nice agent

[mild nacelle]

cant find a decent bg remover gonna have to pirate photoshop again

woe is me

[crimson pagoda]

I actually tested on this just this morning because of your recommendation

hold on

let me find results

[late ingot]

Dinner is potatoes cooked in lard, served with a side of lard

[crimson pagoda]

| gate | v9-Qwen | v10-Qwen | Δ |
|---|---:|---:|---:|
| **PAN25** AI-vs-human LOOCV acc | 89.61% | 85.29% | −4.32 pp |
|   PAN25 AP (cos to AI-centroid) | 0.996 | 0.611 | **−0.385** |
|   PAN25 essays acc | 85.6% | **94.7%** | +9.1 pp |
|   PAN25 fiction acc | 94.7% | 80.9% | −13.8 pp |
|   PAN25 news acc | 83.4% | 86.9% | +3.5 pp |
| **PAN11 Small** (26 authors) closed-set top-1 | 48.66% | 32.99% | −15.67 pp |
| **PAN11 Large** (72 authors) closed-set top-1 | 42.87% | 23.19% | −19.68 pp |
| **PAN12** problem A (3 auth) | 100.0% | 66.7% | −33.3 pp |
| **PAN12** problem B (3 auth, open-class) | 100.0% | 66.7% | −33.3 pp |
| **PAN12** problem C (8 auth) | 87.5% | 37.5% | −50.0 pp |
| **PAN12** problem D (8 auth, open-class) | 75.0% | 25.0% | −50.0 pp |
| **PAN12** problem I (14 auth, novels) | 78.6% | 50.0% | −28.6 pp |
| **PAN12** problem J (14 auth, novels, open-class) | 71.4% | 57.1% | −14.3 pp |
| **PAN12** aggregate in-set acc | 82.14% | 50.00% | **−32.14 pp** |

PAN datasets

a lot of the problems aren't straightforward "compare texts A and B"

[coral bane]

just

send screenshot of the table

unviewable on discord web ios

[coral bane]

how did it get worse

[crimson pagoda]

so if you look at those UMAP projections I sent earlier you can see the failure mode

[stray tiger]

I mean I told her to her face that she's lying, I invited her to do food journaling which somehow never got done, or rather she did and said "nope, I really don't eat too much, I don't get it".

Keep in mind this was not my normal "tons of unsolicited advice", Ols, she was asking and talking to me and all of her other friends about this repeatedly. Everyone else in her family was thin without exception

[crimson pagoda]

v10 got much better at natively (like, without fine-tuning) recognizing AI vs human writing

but it got much worse at recognizing human vs human writing as a result

[coral bane]

fucking seperate the models already

[vernal mantle]

rektify

[late ingot]

Did you ever find out what she was eating?

[crimson pagoda]

no what I need is to massively expand the data and massively expand the training

[stray tiger]

I told her to do things like literally eat an entire romaine heart without dressing when she's hungry, since that would make it impossible to put on weight

[late ingot]

Sticks of butter? Sugar cubes?

[crimson pagoda]

I want true generalization

[vernal mantle]

wtf rekt

[late ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/mc-rib-go-t-kelisi-gameof-thrones-daenerys-gif-7270423

[stray tiger]

I don't remember clearly, I suspect she was binging cookies or something

[vernal mantle]

HUH

cry~4

[late ingot]

Or something she figured was fine and healthy, like bread?

[vernal mantle]

ban yourself immediately

i died

[stray tiger]

I just came, thanks

[mild nacelle]

have you never watched game of thrones

[vernal mantle]

cry~4

[crimson pagoda]

texans will see this and be like "if u cook ur steak more than this ur a kamala voter"

[vernal mantle]

does it have that

[stray tiger]

You couldn't do that by just eating bread I doubt, I mean somebody notices a loaf per day right

[vernal mantle]

im scared of it now

[late ingot]

Bread that was essentially brioche?

[stray tiger]

Maybe bread that is cake like shortbread lol

[mild nacelle]

the first season of GoT had lots of frontal male nudity then it abruptly stopped. fucking tease

[late ingot]

Just thinking things that she could be grazing on and interpreting as a health food

[stray tiger]

But she lived with her family, I don't think she was sneakily buying infinite food

[mild nacelle]

also watch 28 years later if you want to see bbzd (big black zombie dick)

[late ingot]

Yeah so I figure its something from the cupboard of a normal family who don't keep mountains of sugary snacks

Hence why I guessed bread

[stray tiger]

I mean I'll be honest the nudity got insanely old

[late ingot]

What about yoghurts, cheese?

[cursive kelp]

🏴 ISSP radio transmissions announce advancements of ~25.72km (~15.98mi) in the Amara · Tillabéri Region · Niger 🇳🇪.

[late ingot]

Its male nudity only in Knight of the Seven Kingdoms iirc

[mild nacelle]

damn now I gotta watch

[late ingot]

Male nudity is more easily used for comic effect

[late ingot]

The guy who trained the main character is shown to have had an enormous 🍆

[stray tiger]

Normal healthy family could have the treats they like but that just go missing really fast. The maybe barely conscious (or willfully ignorant, she didn't have a severe dissociative disorder) binging on cookies or something similar was our mutual friend's guess. She was a little chubby too and knew exactly why

And severely resented her friend for lying constantly

[fervent basin]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8WsBTF7ZYVo

[late ingot]

Also its pretty good, it relies upon a child actor as part of the main cast but he does an excellent job for a child actor

[mild nacelle]

oh its already out?

[stray tiger]

Since she clearly struggled with it and to see someone trivialize it by saying "but I'm trying SO hard" was personally offensive

[late ingot]

Its broadly about camraderie between men and teacher-student dynamics

[late ingot]

Yeah the first season has already concluded

[mild nacelle]

hot

[stray tiger]

Also here @vernal mantle

Your pain gives me strength

[mild nacelle]

mochi doesnt want to see people feasting on hearts

what a lightweight

[late ingot]

How many calories could someone add if they absolutely drenched all their food in unhealthy condiments?

Also what if they drank an insane amount of fruit juice or flavoured milk

[stray tiger]

@late ingot i remember how angry the other girl got at me, btw, when I pointed out how many calories she was consuming at "$4 margarita night" or whatever it was

[mild nacelle]

a tablespoon of mayo has the same calories as a whole can of coke I think

[stray tiger]

They can have way more sugar in them than soda, it's basically syrup

Plus the alcohol which is just pure kcal. If you aren't making them yourself or you don't explicitly know the ingredients you can assume there's an ungodly amount of sugar

[late ingot]

Get off the cocktails and onto the vodka

[stray tiger]

That's why she got so angry at me

She wanted it, I ruined it for her looking it up

Many such situations

[undone lake]

Jeez I wonder who that last one was

[stray tiger]

She eventually lost weight through stress and taking up smoking though, so you know

[mild nacelle]

I should smoke

[stray tiger]

Not the giant one, she's still round afaik though I think she eventually got on a highly controlled diet

[late ingot]

just vape, its cooler

[mild nacelle]

vaping is not cooler

[stray tiger]

Don't do either both are really fucking gay

You're already ugly, you don't want to be ugly and gay

[late ingot]

Don't threaten him with a good time

[mild nacelle]

people who vape probably wear sandals 24-7

[undone lake]

I walk around barefoot

[late ingot]

and they have those insidious funko pops on a shelf behind them on team stand up calls

[mild nacelle]

well thats probably because you are in one of those poor countries close to the equator

[undone lake]

True

I hate being poor

[mild nacelle]

funko pops are a sign of the end times

[opal sentinel]

Ols if you found out a underaged american guy on discord was drinking alcohol would you report him to law enforcement

[stray tiger]

A lot, I assume there was a juice or soda thing here too. But dude what questions do you think I was asking

[sterile zealot]

does it include rape

[mild nacelle]

this really how you want to start your day underscore

[undone lake]

It’s 4pm m8

[late ingot]

no, drinking laws in the US are unreasonable

[vernal mantle]

im explodes

[undone lake]

I would

[mild nacelle]

in many places its only illegal for minors to purchase alcohol. they can drink it in the company of adults

[late ingot]

I'm more thinking in terms of what she could realistically be ignoring

[stray tiger]

Those are all the very basics. Are you snacking massively on treats, lots of nuts or especially nut butters, what dressings do you use, how much, what calorie containing drinks including juices, smoothies or other health drinks, are you eating other dense foods like cheese or sweetened yogurt

But the reality is that you effectively cannot do that on a low carb, low volume OR high veggie diet

[late ingot]

If she wasn't just consciously lying (also possible)

[stray tiger]

I think she's realistically doing all of it

[late ingot]

Shitloads of peanut butter maybe yeah

[undone lake]

I feel like in most countries if they found out about this child protective services would take your kids away

[stray tiger]

But my friend was pretty sure the bulk was coming in through cookies or similar treats. She was pushing 300 as a mid height 18 year old girl dude lmao

[late ingot]

Nah

[undone lake]

Holy shit

[stray tiger]

Even with the worst metabolism on earth you absolutely have to earn this daily

[undone lake]

Can’t even imagine how high her blood pressure was

[late ingot]

That's true in the UK, a parent can permit their child to consume a small amount of alcohol (eg. a very small glass of wine) if they choose, some people do at Christmas

[undone lake]

Damn…

[late ingot]

It was common to let kids drink a weak beer mixed with lemonade as a treat, they can't really get drunk off it but it demystifies alcohol

[mild nacelle]

its not the minor's fault that christ's blood is alcoholic

[stray tiger]

I have no clue, I mean I think she stopped lying and eventually lost it but also @late ingot she would usually eat the meals she described around us...

[undone lake]

A Muslim parent would never allow this which makes it half of the British population

[late ingot]

136kg, damn

[stray tiger]

Meaning it clearly wasn't an accident, she was just lying. Combination of lying and willful ignorance or ego preserving excuses maybe, but a ton of lying

[crimson pagoda]

i remember when i was in like 8th grade or so i went to a birthday party at this girl's house and i opened my jacket next to the drinks. like, i made it really obvious i was doing something but also made it look like i was trying not to be seen. i let the other kids conclude that i had spiked the drinks with alcohol and they all started acting drunk even though there was nothing in it. hahaha

[undone lake]

Built like a tank

She should’ve kept the weight and go all in on powerlifting

[late ingot]

haha, nice

[undone lake]

Her deadlifts would’ve been insane

Fucking meat ball

[crimson pagoda]

being a kid was so sick. my kids are gonna have a kickass childhood

[undone lake]

when are you buying their first iPads?

And phones

[crimson pagoda]

never im an anti screen schizo parent and so is my wife

[undone lake]

They will get bullied at school if you don’t buy it for them

[crimson pagoda]

i would rather give my kids cigarettes to calm them down than a phone

i unironically think it would be less harmful

[mild nacelle]

get them hunting knives and show them how to field dress a deer instead

[stray tiger]

@late ingot i looked in the fridge, one entire family sized bottle of a non calorie reduced dairy based dressing (chunky blue cheese) is 2080 kcal

I mean it's a lot, but if you found half a bottle of dressing go missing every day I think you'd notice right quick

[mild nacelle]

basically you remove some of the unnecessary internal organs from the animal so its easier to get it home and drain its blood.

[stray tiger]

And that's not nearly enough on top of a normal diet to do anything but normal weight gain. That would have done nothing at all for me as a kid, I used to eat a dozen eggs each morning

[mild nacelle]

https://www.outdoorhub.com/news/2016/08/24/hunter-fire-letting-daughter-take-bite-deer-heart/

now thats a dad

[late ingot]

I wont get my future kids a smartphone until they are 11 at minimum, after which point peer pressure or legitimate need might factor in

Maybe I'd give them a feature phone for emergencies

[stray tiger]

Lol @elfin scarab do you think the distinction between Jew and (radical) Zionist has been fully erased yet
https://bsky.app/profile/hesgen.com/post/3mko7b4lhy22t

Francis Sedgemore (@hesgen.com)

Newcastle Green Party candidate Tina Ion says "Israel must be eradicated. Even if it means killing every single Zionist.". Is Ion one of the "99%" of candidates whom party leader Zack Polanski stands behind?

-# Green Party candidate: ‘Jewish Nazis’ are ‘money grubbing thieves’
Tina Ion is standing as a Green Party candidate in Newcastle

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[proper dove]

"youre not a happy person is funny as fuck" -- schizophrenia
🤔 just not a bitch(angry, tantrum, complaintive, envious, jealous, resentful, no navigation, excuse ridden, petty, delusional, dramatic, willfully helpless, defeatist, victim, irresponsible, etc)

[pseudo flax]

You're all angry bitches to me :3

[crimson pagoda]

i have no clue what you're talking about most of the time honestly

[lyric flame]

It sounds kinda bad to me but maybe understanding the lyrics makes it sound worse

[stray tiger]

I'm not angwy

[pseudo flax]

I can smell your hormones boiling

[proper dove]

🤔 idk schizophrenia has something to say the screaming at the bus stop part is just helpful an "answer to life" piece

[stray tiger]

lol okay pretty based ❤️

[pseudo flax]

Also hello Marquis

[stray tiger]

I'm way too old for that, my hormones haven't boiled for a decade

yoooo

[crimson pagoda]

what a disgusting little freak

[loud girder]

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Next time, try saying something like this instead: I find his behavior really distasteful. I genuinely dislike him.

Bryan Johnson @bryan_joh ... 10h Ø : • Just gave Kate oral sex. Goodnight everyone. 2.9K 72K Bryan Johnson 18.8K | 3.7M Follow @bryan_johnson This is her vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score. Top 1% of all vaginas. Her sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus). Only about 25-30% of reproductive age women globally are L. crispatus-dominant, and "dominant" usually means above 50%. Kate is at 98.7%. The lab found nothing bad to report. (no gardnerella, Candida, STIs, opportunistic pathogens, aerobic vaginitis markers, etc.) This is linked to lower risk of BV, UTIs, yeast infections, HPV persistence, HSV-2 and HIV acquisition, preterm birth, and improved IVF outcomes.

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[crimson pagoda]

ill fucking kill you

[loud girder]

Your message has been deleted, sorry!
Next time, try saying something like this instead: I had to mute Trentbot to share this.

Bryan Johnson @bryan_joh ... 10h Ø : • Just had an intimate moment with Kate. Goodnight everyone. 2.9K 72K Bryan Johnson 18.8K | 3.7M Follow @bryan_johnson Here’s her vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score. Top 1% of all samples. Her results show a high presence of the most protective bacterial species a vagina can have (Lactobacillus crispatus). Only about 25-30% of women of reproductive age globally have a dominant presence of L. crispatus, and "dominant" usually means above 50%. Kate is at 98.7%. The lab found no negative indicators (no gardnerella, Candida, STIs, opportunistic pathogens, aerobic vaginitis markers, etc.). This is associated with a lower risk of BV, UTIs, yeast infections, HPV persistence, HSV-2 and HIV acquisition, preterm birth, and better IVF outcomes.

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[crimson pagoda]

ASDIOPRTQUWERPOTI3JOWPEYTGQOTWPEQIOWPETQWE

[mild nacelle]

what a ladies man. imagine pulling out a report of what microbes she has in her cooter on a date

[stray tiger]

@crimson pagoda is maintaining the illusion of virility but his boiling whore a moans are replaced by sad dad hormones (estrogen E2 receptor, oxytocin SO GAY)

[opal sentinel]

I hate my life

It seems like everybody in this discord server has the same twitter recommendation

I get the exact same posts that you all send here

[mild nacelle]

we are plebs who just cant conceive of what life is like for Bryan Johnson

[opal sentinel]

I got that tweet earlier

Yes

[crimson pagoda]

pinning T to transition from male to alpha male

[stray tiger]

Lol @crimson pagoda I'm gonna say there's a good chance you're just completely wrong on this particular one. I've dated this girl, she got more of a kick out of it than he did

[crimson pagoda]

what

[stray tiger]

He does give us life extensionists a horrible name though so I wouldn't be surprised either way

[crimson pagoda]

oh sorry it took me a second to parse that

no i think she's working him over because she wants a cut of that fat check when he kicks the bucket from injecting himself with something completely retarded

here's my prediction for what's gonna happen to bryan johnson

[stray tiger]

Yeah, I mean I guess I should say you're almost certainly either totally right or totally wrong, either she's 100% on board and thinks it's funny and hot to post that, or he's an evil narcissist gremlin on too many dopaminergic noots

[crimson pagoda]

in maybe 10 or so years, age is just going to take its toll

[stray tiger]

The p(normal) < 0.02

[crimson pagoda]

he'll still be in great health, I'm sure, but he will show his age more and more because despite all the shit he does he is still aging

and this is going to cause him to completely panic

i think bryan johnson fears death way more than a normal, healthy person does

like i think it's completely paralyzing for him

probably related to growing up mormon and leaving the church if i had to guess

and when he starts to feel that inevitable slow decline he's gonna go nuts and start doing more and more extreme shit to fight it

and like a greek tragedy this will end up cutting his life short when he injects himself with the wrong cocktail of things and it stops his freakishly muscular heart

[opal sentinel]

The stray cats in india are so friendly

You can walk up to most of them and kiss them

[stray tiger]

I mean I think it's the equivalent of perpetrating an annual Holocaust to allow human beings to preventably lose healthy life years and those responsible deserve death, so probably me too 😎

[stray tiger]

Based on appearance I think he has body dysmorphia or something too

And it's the appearance of youth, not just the metrics driving him

[crimson pagoda]

his comments about his son's body are fucking creepy

[stray tiger]

Which speaks to how badly visible signs will hit him

[crimson pagoda]

yes he had a bit of a close call at one point with "project babyface" which was totally irrelevant to actual longevity, just pursuing a more youthful appearance

[stray tiger]

A lot of the extreme longevity people don't look like anything special, but they do look pretty happy and truly low cortisol

[crimson pagoda]

bryan johnson looks like an mtf's corpse

[stray tiger]

They age visibly normally, they only look a little younger than their age aside from being free of any obvious signs of preventable illness

That's the normal approach to life extensionism, look up literally anyone else who's not him

[crimson pagoda]

yeah ur right it's sad that he's kinda the face of it

life extension is a noble pursuit but he's really the wrong guy to be doing it

god he grosses me out

him and aella

two of the only people online to give me a truly visceral disgust reaction

[stray tiger]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aubrey_de_Grey I mean guy looks funny, but like a weird foreign scientist, not engineered freak of nature

Definitely looks younger than 63

[stray tiger]

I only know him through you but yes, he seems like a turbo freak

I kind of don't want to look into him since it's a field I really care about and it's super depressing to see people that nauseate you capture that

[gusty ravine]

morrn

[crimson pagoda]

oh wow, he's 63? yeah he's lookin pretty good

[stray tiger]

Yeah, I'm sure he's stressed enough too, the guy is very generative. Writing books, talking, running foundations, doing research. He's one of the more public faces and most people are just quiet researchers

I think he uses botox too, I mean zero forehead wrinkles probably isn't an accident. But that's nothing compared to freakazoid over there

[mild nacelle]

I remember reading about that guy when I was a kid. he made me think I'd live forever

but alas

memento mori

[loud girder]

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[abstract dagger]

wow

33 min

ty markwee

[stray tiger]

You will live forever, don't give up hope. Or freeze your eggplant so future generations can enjoy it. Or knock up some girl (oh just close your eyes it's not that bad, sheesh) and live through your many babies

Here's another guy @crimson pagoda, I don't know about his personal beliefs but similar deal, the Hayflick limit on call division was named after him https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonard_Hayflick

Lived to 96

[mild nacelle]

Id rather be pleasantly suprised to make it longer. everyone should live as though they are going to die one day

[crimson pagoda]

you know I stay bustin. I need to have like 6 kids with the hopes that one of them will win big. it's like lotto tickets. you can't buy just one, what are you, stupid?

[opal sentinel]

Send your kids to schools with a lot of chinese and indian kids

[mild nacelle]

what is the ROI for having kids. like how does the 18 years of child rearing stack up vs what you get back

[stray tiger]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_A._Sinclair this guy is the most popular mainstream aging researcher, 56 and a white guy in Australia so I'm surprised he doesn't look like the fucking Marlboro man

[worldly loom]

Living forever is impossible, that entails infinite chances to be murdered, die of misadventure or have no sancturary in universe within reach.

[stray tiger]

But yet again nothing weird, just looks like a guy that stays in shape

[opal sentinel]

Yeah obviously people just want to live significantly more then they do jow

[worldly loom]

antisemite

[mild nacelle]

oh yeah him plus aubrey plus that quack Ray Kurzweil

[stray tiger]

And he's someone who would also benefit from looking "super young" being out in the public

[gusty ravine]

i got slopped by the federalists ln but still here, still going stron

[worldly loom]

I want to be beautiful and agile.

[stray tiger]

Ray lol
He's not a quack but his predictions have gotten worse over time I think

He makes the mistake of trying to double and triple down

[mild nacelle]

hes a quack and he sells useless supplements. like a literal snake oil salesman

[stray tiger]

His long term projections seem to make sense enough, Jesus christ though the Singularity cult is insane

[stray tiger]

Aww I didn't know that, what supps? That sucks

[opal sentinel]

@stray tiger What do you think about autists like me who have no difficulty in getting gfs

[stray tiger]

I liked one of his older books, skimmed through a more recent one and exactly what I said, it was a tough read

[stray tiger]

Why would being autistic make it hard to get girls

[stray tiger]

Yeah I mean I need to kinda lock down someone I want to have them with first, but I can't see myself having more than two or three kids, which seems risky (especially two)

[mild nacelle]

I hate children. I don’t understand why anybody has kids

[stray tiger]

Because they have love in their hearts for more than just themselves

[mild nacelle]

The passion could go into a variety of project

[stray tiger]

Or they want some slaves to work the farm for 18 years. That's a project

[mild nacelle]

and also, it seems kind of egotistical to think your life experience is significant and worthy of being passed on to other humans

[opal sentinel]

I just saw a postitute on the street wave at me at night lmao

[mild nacelle]

I guess they have to come from somewhere

[opal sentinel]

I didn't even fucking knew that was a prostitute until my mother warned me

[stray tiger]

Lol Evander kurzweil sells the most boring bog standard supplements

I mean they work, like melatonin? Multivitamins? They're all common, like too common

[worldly loom]

For some reason his total stack has every nutrient except iron.

[gusty ravine]

why the stutes?

[stray tiger]

Oxidative stress, men should almost never take iron, and should give blood regularly