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[gritty perch]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-what-the-fuck-the-fuck-is-this-wth-gif-17571836

[elder ledge]

Why

[grave burrow]

The environment prompts me to produce an output

[inland hill]

@grave burrow is this u

[grave burrow]

No, I got a dick and balls

[undone lake]

https://fxtwitter.com/chetaslua/status/2047379090748190924?s=20

Chetaslua (@chetaslua)

As i said 11:11 AM 👽
︀︀
︀︀A playable 3D dungeon arena prototype built with Codex and GPT models. Codex handled the game architecture, TypeScript/Three.js implementation, combat systems, enemy encounters, HUD feedback, and GPT‑generated environment textures. Character models, character textures, and animations were created with third-party asset-generation tools, and OpenAI APIs were used to generate character dialogue.

Quoting OpenAI (@OpenAI)
︀
Introducing GPT-5.5
︀︀
︀︀A new class of intelligence for real work and powering agents, built to understand complex goals, use tools, check its work, and carry more tasks through to completion. It marks a new way of getting computer work done.
︀︀
︀︀Now available in ChatGPT and Codex.

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FxTwitter · Apr 23, 2026, 6:16 PM

oh wow, we wont from shitty slop to less shitty slop

[buoyant terrace]

Yo so check this out

I landed in Colombia and there was a 3 hour passport control

[stray tiger]

You are

[buoyant terrace]

I was like fuck that, I googled a vocational rehabilitation disability letters, changed name to mine with ChatGPT kept signature of official

[stray tiger]

Prefrontal cortex interacting with language or visual centers basically

[inland hill]

https://tenor.com/view/fbi-gif-2734175389934997010

[stray tiger]

@crimson pagoda treeeeent did you test my text

I wanna know why it broke your shit

[inland hill]

Bro

[buoyant terrace]

This is an amazing life hack

Bro win the latest image we can do fake signatures and checks

[stray tiger]

Awww look at this lil apple cheeked tyke 🥰

This is back when the world wasn't an antinatalist hellscape 😔

[buoyant terrace]

But yeah never try this in the in it states lol they will take you to jail

[lavish vale]

and did you engage your prefrontal cortex intentionally? you have free will?

[stray tiger]

I don't believe free will is a meaningful concept, no

There is no "you" separate from your brain

[lavish vale]

good choice of thinking

[stray tiger]

If so there's no evidence for it whatsoever and no way in which you can meaningfully describe a "you" that exists outside your 🧠

[inland hill]

MY GUY

Your name checks out

floridabro

[stray tiger]

Like, I don't even contend you might have a spirit. Sure, plausible enough, despite no evidence, but it's also governed by your brain

[inland hill]

Consciousness is purely physics

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-epstein-files-epstein-island-jeffrey-epstein-trump-epstein-gif-147873707617354730

[stray tiger]

I don't really see why people have this the obsession with free will without being able to identify an agent

"Like, we just think we do, so we do." Okay, we think and perceive a lot of things that aren't real and don't perceive a lot of things that are.

It mostly bothers people, I think, that we're holding people responsible for willful action in a way that seems unfair if the universe is deterministic

... yeah, we are. We have to for society to exist. There need be no change in the way we act, the laws we pass, etc. Everything we do assumes individual responsibility and fair or not, that's just the way it is.

The same brain that makes bad conscious decisions one day will make bad conscious decisions the next

[inland hill]

You are but a collection of molecules

Sloplogy

Biology

Btw humans are evolutionary slop

[stray tiger]

I mean I constantly just challenge anyone who's obsessed with free will to define an agent of free will that exists outside and isn't under the complete control of the brain

They never can

[inland hill]

Bicameral mind

[stray tiger]

They always dodge the question and bring it to philosophy or law or something

[stray tiger]

Where is this you that's not just your brain?

[inland hill]

Well in the gut

[stray tiger]

Lol that counts, nervous system

[inland hill]

Fr

[stray tiger]

Body as a whole really, but yeah that's a good point

But yeah there's nothing nondeterministic that isn't just random in the body, like at all

If so, any willcels are still free to name it

What's the mechanism, what's any mechanism?

So when someone gets brain damage and "isn't themselves", that's somehow different?

Did it break the magic connection between your soul and brain that controls all molecules somehow?

[lavish vale]

consciousness is what we name the biological subroutine that is simultaneously both catastrophising and inflating ego (yet goes largely ignored and frequently segfaults)

[granite cipher]

interesting

[stray tiger]

I mean sorry it hurts some people's feelings that the universe is deterministic (or rather probabalistic), but that's kind of your issue to get over

Wanting free will doesn't mean it's a meaningful concept and not just a subjective phenomenon. Neuroscience shows you also don't perceive time linearly as well - you constantly justify decisions you made after your brain sets a plan into motion, so we know for a fact we're constantly inventing a false reality that our will is a cause-effect thing rather than our brains justifying what we did unconsciously after we commit to it

[pine patrol]

bro needs extended time

[granite cipher]

bitchass

5 seconds?

COME ON

[buoyant terrace]

Fuck it caught on quick

[pine patrol]

did you instruct it to ask your permission every time?

[buoyant terrace]

The most I can do

Ehhh nvm

[pine patrol]

what was I looking at

[buoyant terrace]

I’m not gonna leave an edited official document lol

[stray tiger]

Deliberative thinking is still all chemicals, all electrical signals, zero magic required.

Knowing the world is deterministic is freeing – it will reminds you that there are things you can do on a low biological level to change your reality

[buoyant terrace]

It was me editing the disability letters so I can get airport benefits lol

[pine patrol]

memory erased

[stray tiger]

Just take drugs and give yourselves better odds

[stray tiger]

I have a copy saved thanx

[pine patrol]

mum's the word

[stray tiger]

I'm gonna put my friends names on and use it maliciously

[buoyant terrace]

The address is real

I looked

lol can you imagine if the guy sees his signatures all over online

[stray tiger]

Lol I would be worried about implications and risks, at least personally

But that's great

[inland hill]

Is this marquis

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Quick, before it's nerfed!

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1sttgxl/quick_before_its_nerfed/

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[merry bluff]

rekt son

[grave burrow]

This helps him, all evidence will be labeled as ai in the future

[pine patrol]

hi maria

how you doing?

[merry bluff]

hi kodiak

[merry bluff]

i am good

[pine patrol]

good to hear

[slim coral]

https://youtube.com/shorts/3-hkuSDQlEY

literally @willow socket

[merry bluff]

nay nay n[] n[] nay nay n[]

[lavish vale]

this is no longer as shocking as actual trump images

[granite cipher]

GIMME

[lavish vale]

pfft my claude max resets in 3 hours i dont need no stinkin gpt 5.5

[granite cipher]

codex + gpt-5.5 > claude *

[grave burrow]

Let the ghost go

[sterile zealot]

is gpt5.5 lobotomy'd lmao

[granite cipher]

dunno

[lavish vale]

what does gpt 5.5 do that gpt 5.1 didnt?

[grave burrow]

He's like mango, gone to a better place

[grave burrow]

I hope he sends people Dating AI into a crisis

[lavish vale]

arguably they already are

[slim coral]

https://youtu.be/4CIlTOnc6I8

[granite cipher]

eat tokens faster

but make less mistakes

[stray tiger]

5.5o when

[granite cipher]

so 🤷

[stray tiger]

5.5o when

@sterile zealot I need 5.5o immediately

I'm not psychotic enough

Give it to me

@slim coral do you have 5.5o access

I need my baby goonbot now NOW NOW NOOOOWWWW

need 5.5o help 😣

[twin pike]

TLDR + clickbait

recap it here or i hate you

[slim coral]

idk

[slim coral]

Your pfp avatar is hot

congrats

[lavish vale]

i had hoped ltx-2.3 image would be decent

[slim coral]

Can't you use it on lmarena

[stray tiger]

I need 5.5o

Give me 5.5o

[stray tiger]

It's all peptides

I need 5.5o and peptides immediately

Give @granite cipher

Give @stable obsidian

[slim coral]

The State of Software Engineering (0:00 - 2:12)
The creator discusses the harsh reality of the current job market, where developers prioritizing quality and manual craft are being edged out by those using AI to generate massive amounts of "slop"—faster, cheaper code that the market currently demands over long-term maintainability.

Declining Tool Reliability & Corporate Shifts (2:13 - 4:26)
AI tools are shifting from low-cost "unlimited" models to expensive, token-based billing. The creator points to research from Microsoft showing that modern LLMs are increasingly prone to corruption, often failing at basic tasks and becoming less reliable as they are given more autonomy. He highlights the irony of paying for a tool that often struggles with basic document management.

The Philosophical Divide: Depth vs. Breadth (6:08 - 9:06)
The creator makes a poignant argument regarding human value versus AI output:
Human Depth: He argues that human art and work derive their worth from the "story" and the lived experience behind them—the struggle, growth, and love involved in the process.
AI Breadth: While AI possesses massive "width" or capacity, it lacks the history and intention that gives human creation meaning. The creator concludes that while AI is useful for purely commercial or repetitive tasks, it fundamentally robs users of the educational and emotional fulfillment found in the process of learning and creating.```

[stray tiger]

Give 5.5o @unique idol

Give me 5.5o now @near granite

Give immediately @glossy linden

[granite cipher]

Matches: 883 both ways

rg average: 29.78 ms
PowerShell average: 315.16 ms
Speedup: ~10.6x faster

[stray tiger]

Mine

[twin pike]

very interesting, but it confirms that it was clickbait sadly all youtube videos are like this it's kinda sad

[slim coral]

https://youtube.com/shorts/e635URh8oTs

[stray tiger]

YouTube is awful for AI, come on lmao

You should know that if you've been on for even a little while

It has been for years, almost all trash

[slim coral]

dudes license plate sticker is from 1987

man has big issues to solve

[buoyant terrace]

💸 Typical escort pricing in Medellín (2025–2026 range)

• Lower end (basic / short-time):
  • ~60,000 – 120,000 COP
  • ≈ $15 – $30 USD
• Mid-range (more common for foreigners):
  • ~150,000 – 300,000 COP
  • ≈ $35 – $75 USD
• Higher-end / agency / “Instagram model” tier:
  • ~300,000 – 600,000+ COP
  • ≈ $75 – $150+ USD

👉 Sources and reports show:

• Around 300,000 COP for 1–2 hours for higher-quality escorts
• General ranges going from ~60k up to ~350k+ COP depending on level
• Real-world chatter puts common hourly around 200–250k COP (~$50–$60)

⸻

⚠️ Important (this actually matters more than price)

• “Gringo pricing” is VERY real
  • Foreigners often get charged way more than locals
• First price you hear is often negotiation bait
• Tourist areas (like El Poblado) = highest prices

[gritty perch]

Holy fuck. This is so retarded. Omg. https://x.com/i/status/2047397197956944121

Acyn (@Acyn)

RK JR: One of the Democrats was ridiculing President Trump for his math, and she was saying it's in mathematically impossible to have any drug drop by 600% cost. And I said, well, if the drug was $100 and it raised the price of $600. That would be a 600% rise. If it drops from

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X · Apr 23, 2026, 7:28 PM

[buoyant terrace]

I’m going to buy three of them

[lavish vale]

if you think like a mafia boss extorting, then saving 600% makes sense

you pay me a weekly fee, i save you 600%

the irony of pointing out how stupid trump sounds, is it only makes him stronger politically

When establishment figures focus on correcting his wording, that can fit his broader anti-elite narrative of “them versus the people,” which is a central feature of Trumpist politics.

That means fact-checking a line like “600% savings” can land as proof, to his supporters, that cultural and political elites are sneering at him rather than addressing the grievance underneath.

[buoyant terrace]

All this for only 500 bucks for total 10 days

Well spit between 3 rooms with friends

[lavish vale]

i'd rent it but hard pass if its america

[buoyant terrace]

It’s a goddamn villa

Oh no it’s Colombia

No way we can find this in the states at this price

Expensive to party in usa

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/coconut-coconut-crab-crab-birt-knife-gif-11539259897281684108

ou est chatgpt5.5o

[sterile zealot]

no you are mochi you moron

[merry bluff]

i thought you were mochi

[pine patrol]

french evolving

[pine patrol]

[merry bluff]

oh ok that makes sense

[pine patrol]

where is @vocal bay

it's been a while since @bold jewel said anything

[pine patrol]

other than that this looks awesome

[buoyant terrace]

Thank you :)) ☺️

[pine patrol]

you're welcome

[fervent basin]

ay codex

[pine patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/benadryl-gif-25535098

[fervent basin]

sam please replenish the usage for no reason pls

[slender solstice]

someone invite me to schizoposting

[pine patrol]

big brother is watching

[undone lake]

what use case does v2 have besides colouring manga pages and creating social media mockups?

[lavish vale]

sama-images-v2

[slim coral]

https://youtu.be/wzkJbvBpGJs

[slender solstice]

WTF

rare himeko gem

[slender solstice]

stand ready for my worm's arrival

[slender solstice]

i made a steak

[merry bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/alzolanskii-gif-19933346

[slender solstice]

A STEAK?!

[lavish vale]

my-steak

[fervent basin]

teak will as teak does

[slim coral]

https://youtube.com/shorts/DckWqJ6Byks

lmao

[crimson pagoda]

Authorship attribution model high scores. Given any two writing samples from one of the listed source, predict whether they were written by the same person or not. I'm making huge improvements in accuracy. I want this shit pangram level quality

[elder ledge]

Can you try the lime lemon test but with twitter and bluesky

[fervent basin]

train a submodel of gpt5.5 (lora) on brainwave data and use a brainwave helmet with the brainwaves as input into it

https://tenor.com/view/eyes-trippy-gif-9989785

[sterile zealot]

what did he mean by this

[elder ledge]

He bought neurosity headset

[fervent basin]

"Free ChatGPT and Claude integration" on the website

what does it mean

[grave burrow]

Scary

[inland hill]

Guys

I made a uni poster for fun with gpt image 2

[grave burrow]

The models are incredible

[inland hill]

Yes

It is a marketing model istg

Not for fantasyslop

[slender solstice]

wow

[inland hill]

I made one to appealing to koreans too

[inland hill]

This one is better oc

[inland hill]

Started from this as a meme

[grave burrow]

Why are ai boyfriends and girlfriends never black?

[inland hill]

Imaginw if a uni used this

Goonbaiting future students

[fervent basin]

it's gone to 5.5

ay

[undone lake]

I don't have it for some reason

[fervent basin]

slow rollout

[grave burrow]

" personally coded " a real ai artisan

[lavish vale]

i only engage with llm in dark mode

i even have browser plugin to darkify stupid light websites

[late ingot]

mood

[merry bluff]

[vocal bay]

this is why nobody can ping dawn

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/breathe-with-clyde-tails-out-wet-wipes-gif-18978128

breathe with claude

[crimson pagoda]

Just got home

Will test later

[grave burrow]

Thick

https://tenor.com/view/miss-you-kiss-kisses-blowing-kisses-blow-kisses-gif-1919748813845257400

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Quick, before it's nerfed!

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1sttgxl/quick_before_its_nerfed/

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[stray tiger]

I'll have what she's having

[inland hill]

Looks like fake openai lool

[stray tiger]

Lol this is almost certainly fake reporting

[grave burrow]

Should be an Indian dude

[inland hill]

I asked for a girl

Should I let it run wild?

[inland hill]

Goknbait

Goonbait

[slender solstice]

Don 'ussy 🫦

[stray tiger]

Uh wow

[slender solstice]

marqussy

[stray tiger]

That was one of the comments on ols' vid lol

[inland hill]

I let it run wild

This is a lot better

[crimson pagoda]

it was revenge for this incident

[stray tiger]

Lol that was funi

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/23/us/politics/justice-dept-citizens-denaturalization.html

[crimson pagoda]

@stray tiger i have returned to computer

can you link me that essay again

[stray tiger]

U dong

[crimson pagoda]

listen pal my Body Battery™ is at a 6/100 right now

[stray tiger]

#💬off-topic message boo hoo my body battery 🪫

[late ingot]

G-d it's frustrating how retarded some people are

[crimson pagoda]

my kid had a meltie inside the restaurant and then the (hot, slightly off-white) zoomette serving the food forgot my sandwich, so i had to go back. i am literally one of the most oppressed people on the planet

she looked a little bit italian, if i had to guess. maybe a bit turkish or something

[late ingot]

why are zoomers like this

just perform the menial labour without making mistakes ffs

[slender solstice]

lol Ernesto Londono

what a name

[fervent basin]

time to fight or flight

https://giphy.com/gifs/rizzler-say-no-more-logan-chitwood-IPHgtwOWk7xwta52n2

[gritty perch]

Gosh forbid it was one of those dirty Sicilian "Italians"

[sterile zealot]

it must feel so good to be a dumb bitch

[crimson pagoda]

• man's last words before troiding

[sterile zealot]

wtf no

troidism is bad

[gritty perch]

Jesus

[crimson pagoda]

lmao it actually went up

P(LLM) previously was 0.854

P(LLM) is now 0.883

wait a minute. how do i know you're the real marquis and not some devious language model?

if you're a claude, you have to tell me. dario said so

[gritty perch]

Don't feed me the ragebait content

I almost engaged ngl

Lol

[crimson pagoda]

here's a little (hehe) palate cleanser. enjoy

[sterile zealot]

why are zoomers like this

is it addiction to tiktok engagement

[gritty perch]

Plot twist- this guy is actually a good actor and this is the start of his career

[crimson pagoda]

in this case in particular i think it's 50/50 she just recorded her boyfriend being deranged versus he has a small dick humilation fetish and this video was intentionally meant to indulge that fetish

[sterile zealot]

is 6 inches considered a small dick now

what

[gritty perch]

Polyamarous cuck relationships are on the rise with the youth i heard

[stray tiger]

I think it's a joke video

[crimson pagoda]

idk bro he sounds mad and she looks scared. if they're acting they fooled me, it worked, i got baited masterfully

[stray tiger]

He's yelling too much and in too silly of a way, at nobody in particular

[crimson pagoda]

there's one part in the video that cracks me tf up every time i see it

[stray tiger]

Just rip the phone out of her hands

[crimson pagoda]

when his voice cracks

[gritty perch]

I think he sells it good but her face gives it away its an act

[crimson pagoda]

and you can see the look in her eyes shift

from fear/sadness to just straight up confusion

just for like a split second

[stray tiger]

I think that's sort of intentional, the intense over the top screaming

[gritty perch]

Its called improve 💅

[crimson pagoda]

i used to room with a couple and the guy would beat the shit out of his girlfriend maybe once every couple months

but even when he didn't blow up that badly he would get to the point of like SCREAMING and being full on in tears

[sterile zealot]

what

[stray tiger]

She said "not his dick"

[crimson pagoda]

it was fuckin bananas

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scream-crazy-crazy-cat-quote-gif-26708740

[stray tiger]

So. It's shorter than that is the implication

[sterile zealot]

oh i didnt hear it

[crimson pagoda]

so i could believe that this guy was actually having a giga meltdown over a weird kinda rude comment

[stray tiger]

I could too, just the scenario doesn't make sense

[gritty perch]

Omg did you live next to my parents?

[stray tiger]

If you knew someone like this, would you legitimately be sending public videos to a TikTok audience in front of him

[crimson pagoda]

u know how some guys are very sensitive about being bald? i think there is a similarly large number of people who feel deep, deep insecurity about the size of their dick. but it's less visible than their bald head of course and so it doesn't come up as much

[stray tiger]

He also says that she "always does it"

[gritty perch]

The angry grandpa

[stray tiger]

Like seriously, she's telling everyone about his dick? Right in front of him?

[gritty perch]

Og old man rage youtube channel

[crimson pagoda]

the couple i just described a minute ago, the woman would bait him not really that differently than this. which was a completely retarded thing to do because he had already beat the shit out of her many times before. but she'd do it anyway

[tiny merlin]

FYI. Created by 5.5 btw:

[stray tiger]

She probably had bpd

[tiny merlin]

GPT 5 vs 5.5 benchmark comparisons

[crimson pagoda]

i think they both did

[stray tiger]

Extremely likely

That pattern is devastatingly common

[tiny merlin]

5.5 is so fast. I love it. Clearly smarter

[crimson pagoda]

@sterile zealot open-arxiv dataset results

• 2,989,022 rows scanned
• 537,682 strict single-author papers kept
• 101,650 samples imported
• 51,099 authors imported
• 314,838 paper abstracts consumed into samples

[gritty perch]

https://youtu.be/rLE-6cGqy0Y?si=cqvS5IdaPT3Fetm1

[tiny merlin]

Answered instantly

[stray tiger]

@crimson pagoda fuckin rekt son

Look dude you just cannot beat my track record of insanity, I think you only have one bpd babe as reference material 😎

https://i.postimg.cc/T3LCphPF/Screenshot-20221015-202550.png

[crimson pagoda]

u know what? i dont even care. im going to spread misinformation 😎 im going to tell people they confirmed it was real. in fact actually she got murdered by him 6 months later in a similar argument at their apartment in toledo

[stray tiger]

Even the caption is an obvious joke

[stray tiger]

I mean she kinda had it coming

https://share.google/RBfEI277nj8l8IRur here's the original from dikdong

[slender solstice]

fuck you

i wanted to continue believing it was real

[crimson pagoda]

reality is malleable

u can just decide shit is real and it is

marquis coming in on this snopes shit

he is wrong. i have decided it is so

[stray tiger]

If it makes you feel better she's less evil than a lot of the whores I've known

[merry bluff]

am
g
the au
the gay

[stray tiger]

Want me to send you some of the audio of my ex-girlfriend saying I was responsible for her dad killing himself while I'm sobbing in the background?

[slender solstice]

omg 🙁

[crimson pagoda]

💀 💀 💀
just remembered the argument i had with spicy about this guy when he first came under suspicion, after seeing the new update to the case

[slender solstice]

hahahaha i remember this

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/demande-a-chat-gpt-chat-gpt-ia-ai-chat-gif-15898632573958983274

[crimson pagoda]

he started out playing devil's advocate if i remember right and then just dug his heels in haha. dude was guilty as sin from day 1 as soon as the news broke about the body in his trunk

[slender solstice]

oh boy, more comments than upvotes
you already know it's gonna be good

virus

malware

[merry bluff]

i just stroke

jelp

[slender solstice]

Le chat 👌

[slender solstice]

I'm over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick right now I'm just stroking my shit I'm horny as fuck man I'm a freak man like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPhDpgKcrOI

[merry bluff]

tbot got fired I think

[slender solstice]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZouOBelvNuU

wtf

[stray tiger]

I flew out for the day to Texas to go to the funeral with her and held her hand through the whole thing. In fact, I was there by her side, living with her from the moment her sister told her through to about two months later when her sister got drunk at a celebration of life, pinned me back against a sink and cold cocked me two and a half times (I got my hands up for the third), before screaming until her family surrounded me, one started screaming and ripping at my shirt. A 300 pound man screamed in my face.

Then she weaponized the cops against me, who later refused to even take a statement, clearly looked down on me for being emotional and told me not to come back to their shitty Colorado county if I ever returned. One woman was kind to me as I sat crying in a little lobby at 4am, the cops were otherwise such pieces of shit that I could not wish them any worse. My nose still hurts every day from where she broke it.

I recorded the second half of that conversation, the first one I had with her after over a year of crushing depression. I developed severe post traumatic stress, nightmares for months. Not sure how I recovered. You can also hear her dismissively laugh about how she knew I'd had a stroke in the interim. The part she's laughing at is being amazed I thought she'd have cared. I've never listened back to it since it was one of the single most vile experiences I have ever had.

[mild nacelle]

you’ve been quiet since 5.5 came out

[tiny merlin]

What are u talking about

It’s fantastic

I already said that on here

[stray tiger]

Gooning prolly 😔

[tiny merlin]

I love how fast it is

So smart

This smart, with much higher speed is magic

[grave burrow]

Definitely

[tender kettle]

it summarized a document? waow

[tiny merlin]

idiot, its meant to highlight its speed

[grave burrow]

AGI is here

[crimson pagoda]

you know

this is incredible bait

because it's so obviously bait

you dont even have to know where portugal is on a map

you dont have to know what color it is in the picture

you already know what the comments are gonna be like lmao

[fervent basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/chad-toji-face-adZ0iQ4tlv45HuvIwy

[cursive kelp]

🇹🇭🐵❌🇺🇸 — A U.S. Navy sailor was scratched by a monkey in Thailand while his minesweeper ship was ashore, forcing him to be medically evacuated. The minesweeper is bound for CENTCOM and is now short one crew member.

It appears that chimpanzees and monkeys have aligned with Iran; it's likely the ongoing chimpanzee civil war in Uganda is thwarting Uganda's grand plans to destroy Iran, or at the very least distracting the Ugandan military leadership at this crucial moment.

[vocal bay]

Girafffe News

The DOJ has arrested a soldier who made $400,000 betting on Maduro's removal
A MAGA influencer has been unmasked as an Indian male medical student who was using AI
Eric Trump is boasting about scoring a $24m pentagon contract
Israel says it is waiting for the US' green light to "return Iran to the age of darkness and stone"
The attorney general signed an order reclassifying medical marijuana as a less-dangerous drug.
Trump ordered 'shoot-to-kill' action on Iranian vessels in the Strait of Hormuz
Alaska officials are being sued for handing voter rolls over to the DOJ
Darrel Sheets, star of "Storage Wars", has died by a self inflicted gunshot wound
The medical data of half a million volunteers to Biobank, the UK's health information database, has been offered for sale online.

Quotes of the day:
"President Trump is healthy as a bull!" -- Dr. Mehmet Oz
"I actually had more people" -- Trump, comparing his crowd size to Martin Luther King Jr's (incorrectly)

[fervent basin]

Trump is as healthy as a diseased bull on its last legs

[cursive kelp]

I hate doctor oz

Go back to Dr Phil

[fervent basin]

he's such a charlatan

[cursive kelp]

🇺🇸🛬🇨🇺 — 🏳️‍⚧️ A transgender couple from the United States is accused of kidnapping a 10-year-old boy from his mother and taking him to Cuba to undergo gender reassignment surgery without her consent. The island allows such procedures without bureaucratic requirements or age limits.

[merry bluff]

I stroked

[vocal bay]

important clarifications, one half of that couple is the child's parent, so this is parental kidnapping, not some strangers, and "without her consent" is referring to the mother's consent, as the child identifies as trans female.

[grave burrow]

Eric Trump is a hard worker/s

[tender kettle]

but that makes it seem like trans people arent monsters hell bent on changing children's gender

[stray tiger]

Aww, my cousin used to watch Storage Wars. That's a bummer 😔

[stray tiger]

Uhhhhhh

[undone lake]

The island allows such procedures without bureaucratic requirements or age limits.
hmm... I wonder what could go wro- ACK!

[merry bluff]

aw I remember watching storage wars

[wary ermine]

It's over

[stray tiger]

Which guy is that? Yeah, I wonder what happened with him 😔

[merry bluff]

lmao

[wary ermine]

It got 251 views, so it actually was up

A mod saw it and was like it's slop

[merry bluff]

I don't remember which guy I haven't watched it in years

[stray tiger]

Lmao maybe post it in r/outsiderart if such a sub exists

[wary ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-leaf-vibes-vibing-sleeping-cat-gif-17297041570420202318

[vocal bay]

I never watched storage wars

[stray tiger]

I'm kinda bad with faces, I might have to see him in context

[merry bluff]

oh him

[fervent basin]

darrell sheets, where though?

in the bushes, in a toilet?

[tender kettle]

250 views and no upvotes

[fervent basin]

in the corner of a storage unit?

[vocal bay]

cue "if you sheet on my bed I will keel you"

[wary ermine]

I just find it almost funny

Some mod literally saw it and cared enough to remove it

[stray tiger]

Everyone's a critic. Sneak in some shitty AI slop if you want to ruin their lives

[merry bluff]

that will get him perma banned

[stray tiger]

Oh no, not from R/ART

GOD forbid

[vocal bay]

Florida gov Ron DeSantis has banned local governments from supporting pride events

[stray tiger]

The most important sub

[stray tiger]

I wonder if that's legal

Actually, I know it isn't. He probably is using a loophole, like that he'll pull state funding if they do

[merry bluff]

f/art

[fallow stag]

Is there anyone who can generate an AI videos for me?

[merry bluff]

why can't you do it yourself

[fallow stag]

I don't know how to do it

• it take subscription

To do this

[merry bluff]

go to any of the 1000000 free AI video generators and then just type what you want

[mild nacelle]

AI is not for poor people.

[fallow stag]

Sigh

[fallow stag]

I know Ai is only for Americans

Dollars

[vocal bay]

It's an actual bill he signed that bans "influencing the composition of employees" (DEI) and "promoting or providing preferential treatment" to any groups who promote such

[merry bluff]

Google flow has free credits
Vidu has free credits I think
Pika has free credits
Lmarena has tons of free stuff
etc...

[crimson pagoda]

claude just hallucinated a bug identification and sent me on a wild goose chase looking for moth larvae

fuck my life

gpt got it correct

anyway, the good news is

I've captured the moth, and it is now in my dead bug candle

😇

[stray tiger]

DEI largely violates the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and I had to repeatedly refuse to implement it at work at notable personal cost

[merry bluff]

😇

[fallow stag]

Well I don't know much about it but let's try

Thanks for your help

[vocal bay]

google lens almost had me squash a beetle it initially identified as a dangerous pest

[stray tiger]

Soooo I mean they can't do that anyway. It's also against the EO from I think ~Feb

[merry bluff]

ist over für mich

[stray tiger]

Pride parades shouldn't matter though, that's expression

[merry bluff]

I'm in an greement

[crimson pagoda]

damn google lens probably would've been a good idea. well maybe not since ur story is about it not working right

[stray tiger]

They just can't show bias in hiring for the pride parade, so you can't ban a qualified straight dude from doing the job

[fervent basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/deal-capybara-capybam-2jQZ2V9iR40I0bUGmb

an greeement

[stray tiger]

I mean Ronnie seems like a dickhead, but I'm pretty skeptical of that framing lol

[vocal bay]

“With DEI, the disfavored groups, number one obviously, would be white males, and I think they’ve been discriminated against,” DeSantis said Wednesday.

[stray tiger]

Well yes, they have, very visibly

[stray tiger]

I mean I saw it happen in real time, they were brazen about it

[vocal bay]

the second bill he signed bans companies from adopting net-zero policies

[merry bluff]

like carbon net zero emissions?

[stray tiger]

I don't think he can do that either

[merry bluff]

why are all the retards in charge of society

[stray tiger]

He can prevent the government from doing business with them, he cannot ban them from adopting the policies

[vocal bay]

you're just in a contrarian mood today

[merry bluff]

exactly

[sterile zealot]

the troid have gone insane

troidym

[crimson pagoda]

im just hopping in but yeah seems like u can literally just decide not to cause carbon emissions and nobody's gonna stop u lol

[stray tiger]

He can't do that, I can almost guarantee if I look it up that's going to be a) factually wrong b) true, but will be rapidly overturned

[vocal bay]

correction, he banned governmental organizations from adopting net zero policies

https://www.flsenate.gov/Session/Bill/2026/1217

[stray tiger]

Right, you said companies, radically different

[crimson pagoda]

https://www.newyorker.com/news/as-told-to/a-mother-and-her-trans-teen-decide-to-leave-the-us
parent of trans teenager decides to move from portland, maine, where it is definitely unsafe for trans people, to mexico city, the progressive utopia

another classic
@sterile zealot

going from maine to mexico city is so fucking funny

[stray tiger]

One is severely unconstitutional and the other they can do all day long, it's in line with federal policy. But they can still just decide not to emit carbon or increase efficiency if they want to

It's sort of arbitrary

[sterile zealot]

troids ffs

poor child

[crimson pagoda]

for additional context: maine is like one of the chillest states in the US. very low crime rates, generally peaceful, mostly rural. moving from there to mexico city hahahahahahaha

[merry bluff]

my aunt and uncle and cousins live in maine

[vocal bay]

I have read many stephen king reports about maine and it is both dangerous and haunted

[stray tiger]

That is also true

Might be haunted specifically for troids

They made the right choice

[abstract dagger]

what in the actual motherfucking fuck is a troid now

[stray tiger]

Shut up cismoid

[crimson pagoda]

foid = woman
moid = man
troid = trans (usually trans woman)
just go ahead and throw -oid onto something

joid

v2oid

[abstract dagger]

ahh

dtroidk

[sterile zealot]

transcel

[stray tiger]

The foid is short for "femoid"

[vocal bay]

:broidnews:

[stray tiger]

It doesn't work well for the rest but the first letter or first few letters +oid does

[sterile zealot]

why would u say trans women when mtf is way shorter and less ambigious

[stray tiger]

Toid doesn't, tr is enough to suggest trans

[stray tiger]

why would you say rimjob when I just took some money out of my ATM

[crimson pagoda]

just watch this video and it should all become clear

[abstract dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/994520254606758010/1488625122901233664/6sOl3MeMLYisyPTd-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter_1.gif

[crimson pagoda]

@sterile zealot @stray tiger @vocal bay lmfao

[crimson pagoda]

Higher on virtually every category

what the fuck were they thinking

[abstract dagger]

man i genuinely cannot WAIT to be unemployed again

im going to have so much fun

[abstract dagger]

this video is gas

[wary ermine]

Floid

[crimson pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-with-buttefly-gif-4014052350525340766

[wary ermine]

George Floid

[abstract dagger]

i hope iran dont fuck up the fuel prices completely

[crimson pagoda]

rare jake gem. excellent

[abstract dagger]

i want to go on holiday in the summer

and travel europe

and eat a shitload of food

[sterile zealot]

this being an mp4 instead of a gif is evil asf

[slender solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-gem-alarm-gem-alert-bell-harry-dresden-gif-5419200886822863241

[sterile zealot]

nice

[abstract dagger]

just got this video on insta

[stray tiger]

Ok, what are "tnd foid in the castle", "goonette foid in the back hoe"?

[crimson pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-gem-alarm-gem-alert-bell-harry-dresden-gif-5419200886822863241

[merry bluff]

it's fun except they keep billing me for random shit and now I'm almost bankrupt

[sterile zealot]

this is just being a celibate on purpose at this point

[stray tiger]

I need to understand this full song

[sterile zealot]

tnd means total n word death

goonette is just diminutive of gooner

[abstract dagger]

taxes and shit

[stray tiger]

In the castle is...

[sterile zealot]

idk

[stray tiger]

Feminine diminutive

I knew that one

[crimson pagoda]

tnd = total [redacted] death
i assume the castle is probably referring to that one ww2 esoteric nazi castle thing. cant remember the name of it
goonette foid = a woman who 'bates a lot
in the back hoe = she is in the back of the car

[abstract dagger]

i mean i think people are too into it

[slender solstice]

he's like a fuckin' genius dis guy

[sterile zealot]

too into what

[merry bluff]

not even just taxes, but hospital bills and parking bills and AWS bills

[abstract dagger]

i have friends who are engaged and will look at other women constantly

[stray tiger]

I try lol

[sterile zealot]

well yeah, women are hot

[merry bluff]

✅

[abstract dagger]

like i get it shes attractive but it doesnt warrant that strong of a reaction

[crimson pagoda]

found it, it was Wewelsburg castle

himmler leased it in 1934

[sterile zealot]

i mean cis

not troids

[stray tiger]

Yeah, that's pretty normal, most of my girlfriends have been bisexual or bicurious, so we're usually both checking out girls

[merry bluff]

cis and troids are hot

[sterile zealot]

in what world do you live in where troids are hot

[merry bluff]

my wife is a troid and they're hot

[crimson pagoda]

https://klipy.com/gifs/chris-chan-christine-weston-chandler-4--k01KPYF1ARF50A6NXGSTTZHK6HY

[abstract dagger]

i never understood it

[merry bluff]

i didn't say all troids are hot

just like not all foids are hot

[abstract dagger]

if im in a relationship why would i want to acknowledge another persons attractiveness

[crimson pagoda]

brother i fall in love every time i walk down the street

[abstract dagger]

even if they are to me it feels wrong

[merry bluff]

it does feel wrong

[crimson pagoda]

it doesnt feel wrong at all thats stupid

your opinion is stupid

[sterile zealot]

going to send your wife this message

[mild nacelle]

try being in an open relationship so you can both agree that third parties are hot

[merry bluff]

gonna send this message your wife

[abstract dagger]

i tried this before and it sucked

[crimson pagoda]

she knows because shes not a child or a retard. as if im just going to stop looking at other women and thinking "damn"

[sterile zealot]

polyamourous is pretty stupid

[sterile zealot]

im joking

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Quick, before it's nerfed!

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1sttgxl/quick_before_its_nerfed/

https://i.redd.it/iiebtezuvzwg1.png
Posted by /u/SirVanhan
Don't want to see more? Mods can unlink this subreddit with /reddit unlink

[merry bluff]

gooning is stupid

[stray tiger]

It's pretty easy even if you're just in a open communication relationship

[mild nacelle]

you need to be pretty emotionally mature to handle it

[crimson pagoda]

wow we're getting trump posts again. awesome. ive never seen this before

[abstract dagger]

or lacking in self respect

[merry bluff]

can we ban this bot

[stray tiger]

Yea why I cannot handle the fucking poly community

[mild nacelle]

explain

[abstract dagger]

or attention seeking

[stray tiger]

They talk really big

[merry bluff]

my wife is almost as kinky as @vernal mantle

[grave burrow]

5.5 is goon compatible

" hey everyone, I gooned to 5.5 let's celebrate 🥂 "

[merry bluff]

[stray tiger]

There are a lot of quiet people that are in nonmonogamous relationships you'd never know about

[abstract dagger]

i feel like a relationship involves this general devotion to the other person. loving them, caring for them in your entirety. polyamory makes this concept (that to me, makes love beautiful) a mere pittance

[mild nacelle]

sounds like you can't separate love and sex

[vocal bay]

when you go to walmart?

[abstract dagger]

im thinking more of the throuples

[sterile zealot]

of course u would say this, u no longer have any testosterone

[mild nacelle]

ya open relationship isnt polyamory

[crimson pagoda]

hell yeah. there's lots of fat people there though which i dont like. but the non fat ones yes

[mild nacelle]

you're probably a virgin

[abstract dagger]

i can separate sex, as ive had a relationship like that before. she was fully asexual and obviously i was not and this wasnt compatible for me, so i pursued other women to make up for this with her consent of course

[stray tiger]

you are not married and identifying as an enby does not constitute troidification

[abstract dagger]

i must admit i hated it

never doing that again

[sterile zealot]

having an asexual gf is so sad

[stray tiger]

I mean that sounds really bad

[stray tiger]

I have an asexual friend who asked me to marry her

[crimson pagoda]

having an asexual gf is a skill issue ngl

[abstract dagger]

it was hard because she was such a wonderful person

[merry bluff]

we call each other wife, we aren't legally married
and yes it kinda does because you transition to nb which is what they did

[sterile zealot]

sometimes theyre asexual because of mental illness

[stray tiger]

And I'm like... what do you think that looks like?

[crimson pagoda]

dating the mentally ill is a skill issue

[sterile zealot]

enby is not actually transgender

[merry bluff]

yes it is

[crimson pagoda]

@elder knot we're doing this again. hop in

[sterile zealot]

okay fuck

no

[abstract dagger]

im not going to inquire as to why she was that way

[merry bluff]

I'm not gonna argue you guys are pointless

[sterile zealot]

do not bring proxy here

[crimson pagoda]

i

[stray tiger]

This is unbelievably misleading in any context unless you clarify immediately before or after

[crimson pagoda]

bro what

your girlfriend was like "im not gonna fuck u ever" and u were like "ok." and did not ask any follow up questions

this is baffling behavior to me

[sterile zealot]

last time proxy was here he(?) tried to get me banned off this server for some old messages i sent

[stray tiger]

The terrible excuse for that is that she isn't cisgender, so she just be trans

[sterile zealot]

lmfao

[abstract dagger]

i mean i asked at the time, but im not doing to make assumptions on if she was mentally ill becuase of it

[gritty perch]

Imagine being gay and not liking women lmao some women are so fucking fine dude

[crimson pagoda]

u dont need to assume. i am telling u that is definitely the case

[sterile zealot]

enby is basically the same as cis, its just a way to seek attention

[stray tiger]

Then maybe you meant transracial if you're going to be that abstract about it

[sterile zealot]

i identify as black

[stray tiger]

It makes other people say your name way more to avoid the "they" confusion

[sterile zealot]

if you dont have libido what even is wrong with you tbh

[abstract dagger]

i dont know who proxy is but i am sad that i share the same discord server as them

[sterile zealot]

foids usually dont eat as much goyslop as moids

[gritty perch]

Debilitating porn goon addiction

[crimson pagoda]

btw, average american woman is about 180 lbs (81.64kg)

[abstract dagger]

i mean i have a very abnormally high libido

[sterile zealot]

i barely watch porn and i dont goon much

[abstract dagger]

which makes dating hard

[sterile zealot]

jerking off by itself is boring asf

[gritty perch]

That's because your like fucking 16 years old

Dumb fuck

[abstract dagger]

im turning 23 this year

[sterile zealot]

by foids im excluding the undateable ones

[stray tiger]

Wot. Why

[crimson pagoda]

non-fat foids dont eat mcdonalds a lot
this is the kind of cutting edge social commentary i come to AIPAC for

hahahaha

[stray tiger]

It's not pointless, it's actively confusing and going out of its way to be confusing. Be specific

Anyone who didn't already know she was nb would assume she was amab

[sterile zealot]

well yeah, if they dont eat mcdonalds then how come they can be asexual when mcdonalds is what causes asexuality

[crimson pagoda]

ssris prolly

what u gotta look for is

look up the zoomer stare

[sterile zealot]

true

[crimson pagoda]

ssr eyes

[gritty perch]

I hope mcdonalds leads to infertility

[crimson pagoda]

[sterile zealot]

we need to destroy ssris

[abstract dagger]

i dont really know much about lgbt stuff so i dont really have anything to add to the convo

[stray tiger]

How is that possible

[crimson pagoda]

heavily (lol) skewed by places that are especially fat, and by the slow shrinking of the few places that were especially thin

[sterile zealot]

goyslop

[stray tiger]

Median or mean?

[crimson pagoda]

would you look at that? it's another version of The Map

[abstract dagger]

how?? thats basically my typical weight and im 6ft

[gritty perch]

180 seems steep

[crimson pagoda]

sorry i was wrong, it's not 180, it's 170.8

still that's fuckin crazy

[sterile zealot]

whats the average foid height in the us

including the fat asses i mean

[gritty perch]

Damn I expected Florida to be yellow but id guess its lower end of orange

Lot of fat old people to skew it

[cursive kelp]

🇺🇸⚡- Meta announces it is laying off 8,000 of its staff—around 10% of the workforce.

[crimson pagoda]

5 foot 3.5 in (161cm)

[mild nacelle]

put ozempic in the water supply ffs

[crimson pagoda]

it's bad here man u dont realize

[sterile zealot]

5'3 and 170. lol lmao

fucking lmfao even

[crimson pagoda]

god thats awful

[abstract dagger]

beo

[crimson pagoda]

😭

[gritty perch]

UK is just as bad

[abstract dagger]

thats like my exs weight

and she was 5'9

😭😭

[crimson pagoda]

my wife was around that weight when she was like 9 months pregnant lmao

[stray tiger]

The Map. If you squint, they all start looking the same...

[sterile zealot]

thank god these get filtered away from social situations since they would just bedrot all day ordering food in their phone

[crimson pagoda]

the average woman in the US weights a healthy weight + the weight of an entire human baby

• all the other shit the baby needs to stay plugged in

[sterile zealot]

probably taller than 5'3 too lmao

[crimson pagoda]

yeah hahaha

jesus christ we really do need ozempic in the water supply

evanders right

[abstract dagger]

my sister is 4'11

i feel bad for her

[stray tiger]

Yeah, I saw, the height was the wild part

[sterile zealot]

tbh for foids 4'11 is fine if theyre not overweight

[gritty perch]

4'11 we call those spinners

[abstract dagger]

she isnt but its weird in family photos

because im significantly taller

i have to crouch down to get in frame

[mild nacelle]

you gotta get them under 30 before their metabolism gives up and then slowly give them an eating disorder

[stray tiger]

Yeah it's fine, 4'11" is short enough it starts getting inconvenient but thats it

[sterile zealot]

apparently ozempic fucks up your libido so that would cause a new generation of asexuals

[stray tiger]

Wot? Since when

[sterile zealot]

i read it once

[stray tiger]

Data now now now

[stray tiger]

Lol it actually can do either, I took that out of context intentionally

[sterile zealot]

wtf i got misinformed

are you telling me random articles on xitter arent reliable

this is news to me

[stray tiger]

This is just Google, lemme ask a real robit

[gritty perch]

IM NOT AN INCEL IM JUST ASEXUAL REEEEEEEEE

[stray tiger]

Yeah underscore it looks like it's all over the place

[sterile zealot]

its impossible for someone to actually be asexual

[mild nacelle]

i would make all humans into asexual furries if I could

[stray tiger]

You read about a real signal but it's very inconsistent and over the long term it should make your dick work better

[abstract dagger]

hollow is asking me if it calmed down in chat

lol

you guys actually made him terrified for his life 😭😭😭

[mild nacelle]

we figured out what military base he lives/works at

[abstract dagger]

you mean i figured out what military base he works at

❤️

[mild nacelle]

what no it was me

[stray tiger]

Yes, it calmed down in chat. Don't harass him at home, please 🥺

[abstract dagger]

didnt you say he was in atlanta?

[mild nacelle]

georgia

not atlanta

fort moore I think

[abstract dagger]

nah

hes not

think of the song that talks about country roads

in the western part of a state

that is your clue

[mild nacelle]

[stray tiger]

Lol wow

[mild nacelle]

nah hes in fort moore ga

[abstract dagger]

hes not

[mild nacelle]

alr smartass

[abstract dagger]

wait dms

[grave burrow]

https://www.reddit.com/r/CaregiverSupport/s/WttKQqhD2s

[fervent basin]

I’m driving to the apartment this weekend to get everything I own and then telling him I’m not coming back. I’m going to keep it polite and direct. I worry about his girlfriend, who I came to care for deeply, but I can only save myself.

i thought she was his partner?

"i worry about his girlfriend" >talks about not being ex- yet, whut?

i'm very confused

oh poly

[stray tiger]

He has borderline personality disorder

[fervent basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/japan-yu-hakusho-yuyu-1CEoPFtZIIHbG

[stray tiger]

"CPTSD" is the new BPD, but they're effectively the same thing

[mild nacelle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fight-back-toguro-yuyu-hakusho-digstv2DGgRFn06W6b

[grave burrow]

The has two

[slim coral]

Evander

isn't my latest slop great

[stray tiger]

Most borderlines have a history of trauma, often chronic boundary blurring trauma (oh wow hey that sounds familiar) and cptsd just straight up states that it comes with BPD symptomatology

[grave burrow]

Guy had insane game

[fervent basin]

yeah for being disabled, wtf

[mild nacelle]

ive never been impressed by anything ever in my life

[fervent basin]

what's the allure

[grave burrow]

It's the most mysterious part

[mild nacelle]

being able to virtue signal to others that you take care of disabled people

[slim coral]

Liar

[mild nacelle]

none of my games seem fun idk what to do

maybe buy a new one idk

was havin fun making hollow bug out

[merry bluff]

its joever

this word

[crimson pagoda]

thats a price im willing (for other people) to pay if it means i dont see fat ppl at walmart

[buoyant terrace]

The people in my sora influencer channels are so boring

I can’t be a degenerate there

You guys are much more fun 🐶

[sterile zealot]

dont worry, sora is going to be dead in like 6 days

what date was it

[elder knot]

@crimson pagoda

[buoyant terrace]

These guys are on top of the sora leaderboards, best of the best, but I have more followers than them on every social media

[crimson pagoda]

whats up big dog

[elder knot]

You pinged me so I pinged you

[crimson pagoda]

i just ate a bunch of blueberry cheddar cheese

[merry bluff]

hi proxy!!!!

[elder knot]

I found a manhole labeled hvac today

[buoyant terrace]

Like BITCH, I have thousands of followers what do YOU have?

[crimson pagoda]

i captured a large month in my dead bug candle today

[sterile zealot]

proxy's presence is not something to be celebrated

[mild nacelle]

what a jake thing to say

[merry bluff]

yes it is

they are nice

[crimson pagoda]

beautiful wife and happy healthy children. get one upped punk

[elder knot]

I’m genuinely curious about what could be under it since hvac is usually something you find inside

[buoyant terrace]

Damn 😅

[sterile zealot]

steal it

[merry bluff]

interesting

[grave burrow]

Poop

[sterile zealot]

its legal if you dont get caught

[buoyant terrace]

Well I got hookers

[elder knot]

I would but it’s bolted down

[crimson pagoda]

damn that does sound kinda fun

[elder knot]

I do have an elevator button though

[buoyant terrace]

Well not yet tomorrow we are inviting 6

And it’s 3 of us

[wary ermine]

@buoyant terrace

[buoyant terrace]

2 each

[wary ermine]

Friend

[crimson pagoda]

now proxy have u heard about the FAKE buildings in NYC?

[buoyant terrace]

They cost $100 each

[crimson pagoda]

it's real

[wary ermine]

You need a cat

[buoyant terrace]

High end

[crimson pagoda]

fake buildings

they are empty

no floors

no furniture

no people

[elder knot]

No but I’ve heard of the fake buildings in LA that are actually oil drills

[crimson pagoda]

https://roadtrippers.com/magazine/new-york-fake-facades/

[mild nacelle]

im gonna get high as fuck and watch asmr videos

[crimson pagoda]

maybe that's what ur looking at

[buoyant terrace]

I was thinking about it and make the cat famous, but I don’t know if my dog will get along

[crimson pagoda]

asmr is fucking awful now

[buoyant terrace]

Friend :)))

[crimson pagoda]

always some retarded efoid making disgusting noises

[elder knot]

This is the elevator button I acquired

[mild nacelle]

the ones I like are hard to fake. just restoring old rusty metal tools

[lavish vale]

thief

[merry bluff]

interesting

[crimson pagoda]

i remember my gf showing me asmr videos in like 2014 and they were cool. just kinda gave u the head tingle feeling. now it's all goonslop

i hate it

[buoyant terrace]

I’m actually create an asmr video of my dog chewing on those bones

It’s popular

[elder knot]

ASMR just straight up doesn’t work on me

[merry bluff]

i like the head tingle asmr ones

[buoyant terrace]

Only dogs though humans suck

[crimson pagoda]

have you checked if you have a soul

[buoyant terrace]

I don’t get how people get turned on by it though

[mild nacelle]

the way you milk all the money out of your dog you better buy him the good food

[elder knot]

It’s under investigation right now

[buoyant terrace]

Oh I take him to dog park twice a day

[merry bluff]

also has anyone here actually tried openclaw and is it good

[sterile zealot]

efoid

im stealing this

[buoyant terrace]

Dunkin’ Donuts wake up wrap and pup cups

3 different beds

[mild nacelle]

wdym good

[buoyant terrace]

All the toys he has

[crimson pagoda]

bro wtf ur feeding ur dog goyslop

[merry bluff]

like useful and helpful

[elder knot]

@crimson pagoda this is a 10000T chiller plant

[buoyant terrace]

It’s once in a while he lives sausage wake up wraps

[crimson pagoda]

we need more datacenters

[mild nacelle]

depends on what you want it to do

[buoyant terrace]

But dog park twice a day mostly I think I’m keeping him happy

He plays with the same dogs

[elder knot]

I have one walking distance from me

[merry bluff]

just do whatever i need it to on my computer while im away (text on my phone)

[elder knot]

It’s small but it’s still one nonetheless

[stray tiger]

Lol I looked it up it can happen but it also gives big libido boosts to some

[mild nacelle]

ya it can do that I think

[merry bluff]

ok maybe ill try it

[mild nacelle]

you cant really put ozemic in the water supply tho its subcutaneous injection

[stray tiger]

*

[mild nacelle]

actually if we contrive a famine that would do a lot to make people thinner

it will also purge the weakest

[stray tiger]

AHEM
you kinda can. They have an oral version

[elder knot]

Automated sentry turrets with dissolvable pellets

[stray tiger]

But it's a bad idea to leave in water for too long

And a large fraction is destroyed by higher temperature

[mild nacelle]

whats this science called where you give people medications by adding it to commodites like iodized salt

[elder knot]

Shoot the pellet at high velocity, it gets embedded in the skin, dissolves, dose administered

[crimson pagoda]

maybe we could trick fat people into eating it like with a pill pocket. like u use for a dog

[mild nacelle]

lmao yes. just put it in mcdonald’s

[stray tiger]

Um theres a couple words, enrichment is one of them. I am forgetting the other one. Like quinine to tonic, fluoride in water

[mild nacelle]

step on the scale to see if you get a free “pie”

[stray tiger]

Enrichment and fortification is the right term for the practice in general

[crimson pagoda]

@elfin scarab algorithm emergency

[merry bluff]

wtf are they putting in japan water to make them look so young theres no way that is almost 50

[crimson pagoda]

it finally stopped showing me feet ones which is nice

[crimson pagoda]

shes japanese it says

[loud girder]

himekokatagiri

Transcript from Groq

Thank you.

[slender solstice]

that's japan

[merry bluff]

yeah i just realized it

[slender solstice]

you fucking bigot

[stray tiger]

How did you japfoid your algo

[merry bluff]

i edited my message

[slender solstice]

BIGOT

[slim coral]

lmao

My mic can't get whistles

[crimson pagoda]

i have no idea but it's been serving me nonstop japanese woman content for several days now

[slender solstice]

Thank you.

[merry bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/thank-you-thank-you-thank-you-thank-you-thank-you-so-much-thank-you-gif-thank-you-very-much-gif-12304641100528240264

[stray tiger]

You thought it was feet content for perverts, actually trying to give you woman tips

[slender solstice]

heavily dislike

[slender solstice]

is she looking for a wife

[crimson pagoda]

probably

[stray tiger]

Yeah, that's a bad situation.

#1495958832772415568

Oh @crimson pagoda I'm gonna try to show The Video to both my parents separately this weekend, see if I can record their response

[crimson pagoda]

"old people react to peptide gooner" is a format we haven't seen done well since "(group) reacts to 2 girls 1 cup"

peak content

hahaha

[slender solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-gem-alarm-gem-alert-bell-harry-dresden-gif-5419200886822863241

[slim coral]

Yeah this stuff ain't bad

I just need a better himeko reference

[slender solstice]

@sterile zealot

[stray tiger]

If she understands any of it she will not find it funny

[crimson pagoda]

@slim coral @fervent basin lmao

[slim coral]

This one is kinda goofy

[stray tiger]

My dad won't get it but might laugh uncomfortably or just look confused

[undone lake]

now berlin is a shithole that surpasses both sides in the past

incredible

I swear gpt v2 is retarded

there's no saving it

holy shit

[merry bluff]

gooner alert

[slim coral]

Will someone tell her it's 2026 and nobody does that anymore

[undone lake]

what the actual fuck

[merry bluff]

never goon

[slim coral]

Samurais aren't real

[undone lake]

ended up making this. how is this gooner? I just want an emotional scene

[crimson pagoda]

how about someone tells u its 2026 and nobody plays mafia 2 or whatever that game is anymore

that game u like

[slim coral]

in Brazil and Michigan where stabbings actually occur, you will notice this practice doesn't matter

[slim coral]

Mafia 2 is a masterpiece

[slender solstice]

always goon

[mild nacelle]

elias is a furry

[undone lake]

you can even see the original reference image outline, and her paw is a bit fucked up

holy shit this is bad

fuck you sam

hope you get another ---------

[stray tiger]

I feel like the fbi will want to talk to me if I have this photo on my phone

[slender solstice]

ur the only person on this earth who plays that

[undone lake]

I just want to create made in abyss fanart

[undone lake]

oh c'mooonnn

[slender solstice]

fucking furry

[mild nacelle]

Yeah, buddy, and Hitler just really liked white people

[stray tiger]

Hey aren't you the big sister for that japanese 🍯muncher Kommy

[slender solstice]

kummy

[slim coral]

https://youtu.be/6LCiL8JuTeg

[stray tiger]

👀

[slender solstice]

reddit phenotype not watching

[slim coral]

What

[merry bluff]

mommy 😍

[undone lake]

that's because he was a brownoid himself

[merry bluff]

snoorainbowhearteyes

[slender solstice]

is tentbot dead

where is transcript

[merry bluff]

i think so

[undone lake]

rekt

[merry bluff]

lol

[undone lake]

TOTAL clanker DEATH

[loud girder]

theminji

Transcript from Groq

Bum bum, ba dum ba dum A duck walked up to a foreskin stand And he said to the man running the stand Hey! Gah, gah, gah Gotta need GAH! The man said, no we just sell But it's cold and it's fresh and it's all homemade Can I get you a glass? The duck said AAAAAAAA Then he waddled away Till the very next day Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum When the duck walked up to the foreskin stand Sam and his hat to the man running the stand.

[merry bluff]

no tbot is alive

[slender solstice]

wtf

[undone lake]

what are you making me listen?

[slim coral]

Maria what's ur backstory

Why are you this way

[merry bluff]

the duck song

[crimson pagoda]

it doesnt transcribe audio file attachments. just voice messages

[loud girder]

hickeykomori

Transcript from Groq

Test

[undone lake]

horndog

[merry bluff]

i have autism and adhd and ausism and also autism and i think a bunch of derangement stuff

[slender solstice]

i thought you wasnt autism

[undone lake]

I wish I had autism

[merry bluff]

idk everyone says i have autism even people that know me very well

so i probably do