💬off-topic

[violet herald]

This is like how every time gpt-5.x solves a new erdos problem it's waved off by mathematicians as "yeah but any mathematician could do that if they had infinite time"

[crimson pagoda]

"only" several hundred 0days in well-fuzzed software? pack it up boys it's over

[mild nacelle]

just google it man

[mild nacelle]

you wouldn't be so smug if Dario Amodei was christian instead of Jewish

I think mythos people are on the same spectrum as 4o people tbh

[carmine peak]

https://tenor.com/view/mute-piccolo-dbz-goku-back-from-my-mute-gif-18020859622289836827

@loud girder genuinely go fuck yourself you stupid clanker, hogging up all my 5090s

[crimson pagoda]

sneed

[mild nacelle]

trentbot is a dirty clankker

[crimson pagoda]

you're gonna get trento's basilisk'd bitch

[mild nacelle]

no my people are winning. 2 attacks on sam altmans house in a week. get ready for the butlerian jihad al-akbar

[crimson pagoda]

which 2 attacks

the 2 failed attacks

write a manifesto about it

link me your substack

[mild nacelle]

hes not defenseless

[crimson pagoda]

"i will get revenge on sam altman"
trips on the grass and drops the molotov
rekt

[crimson pagoda]

i like to imagine that sam altman has fitted his house with wiley coyote style traps. some guy approaches in a ski mask with a gun and a big robot arm smashes him in the face with a pie

[mild nacelle]

yes of course. he is booby trap maxxing

[crimson pagoda]

there's a front door that appears to be open, you can walk right in, but when you try it's actually just a brick wall with paint on it

[mild nacelle]

as a billionaire, he pays someone six figures to set these up

hes an investor in ACME

[carmine peak]

What

[loud girder]

Your message has been deleted, sorry!
Next time, try saying something like this instead: I could really enjoy that.

hollowscope

Rising timeout

You have been muted for 39 minutes for the following reason:
sexual score of 0.93

This is an automated message. If you believe this was a mistake, please contact a moderator.

[crimson pagoda]

trentbot, unmute @carmine peak but also scold him for hornyposting in #💬off-topic

[loud girder]

I'll unmute that user for you.
Done! @carmine peak has been unmuted, and I've sent a warning in #💬off-topic about keeping the hornyposting out of that channel.

Unmute

User Id: 197480116031455232
Reason: Unmuted

Send Message In Channel

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Content: @carmine peak - Keep the hornyposting out of #💬off-topic. This is a warning.

@carmine peak - Keep the hornyposting out of #💬off-topic. This is a warning.

[carmine peak]

I could really enjoy that

[carmine peak]

I could really enjoy that

Like really really really enjoy it

[fervent basin]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darcs#cite_note-9
can we fix all darcs issues with ai

it seems like a better version control than git

but they are struggling with bugs lol

probably they need to code up a bunch of regression tests with ai and so on

and constantly apply for any changes

on a fast laptop

[fervent basin]

and improve the general performance

[mild nacelle]

come on brother. look past my beautiful fur and see the person inside. we have the same goals

[fervent basin]

Darcs treats patches as first-class citizens. For the user, a repository can be seen as a set of patches, where each patch is not necessarily ordered with respect to other patches, i.e. the set of patches is only a partially ordered set. In many cases patches can be independently transmitted between various repositories.

there's also this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GNU_arch lol

[carmine peak]

https://tenor.com/view/my-goals-are-beyond-your-understanding-reverse-flash-eobard-thawne-the-flash-gif-16637212

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

These videos are hilarious, but why does this work?

Ai can solve math problems humans couldn't for years, do all of this crazy stuff, but can't get around these guys videos.

And it's not just that, it's stuff like the car wash questions and other tricks.

Is there a actual reason this occurs?

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1smposp/these_videos_are_hilarious_but_why_does_this_work/

https://v.redd.it/skwhjattigvg1
Posted by /u/Weak-Neck-5126
Don't want to see more? Mods can unlink this subreddit with /reddit unlink

[carmine peak]

Severely die

[carmine peak]

Stfu

https://tenor.com/view/clanker-yoda-gif-14057971159647255683

[fervent basin]

this clanker wanker (yoda) loves DROIDS .

i'm sure of it

die yoda.

[sterile zealot]

still gets fucking rekt by gpt5.4 in those benchmarks lmfao

come on release mythos already u bitches

[carmine peak]

https://tenor.com/view/pinhead-patrick-speech-bubble-spongebob-gif-26826511

[carmine peak]

"There was a 75 year old exploit in your v1brator, now die"

[sterile zealot]

rekt

[carmine peak]

Don't use mlg words you ai fuckin illuminati wannabe

[carmine peak]

You're part of the reason mfs can't even game

[sterile zealot]

yeah thats a good thing

[crimson pagoda]

https://huggingface.co/datasets/pangram/editlens_iclr

[sterile zealot]

idk why you would act as if its bad or something

[carmine peak]

Ok hitler

[buoyant terrace]

hollow why so hollow

Is your life hollow?

[sterile zealot]

its a reference to his skull

[sterile zealot]

You need to agree to share your contact information to access this dataset

This repository is publicly accessible, but you have to accept the conditions to access its files and content.

did you submit it

[crimson pagoda]

yea

[carmine peak]

I mean at least mine isn't filled with LLMS's

[sterile zealot]

why did you delete that kodiak

[pine patrol]

Wrong reference

[carmine peak]

I love being on random mfs meta raybands cameras

@sterile zealot are you ever gonna pick a name

Like id get it if that was a nitro profile

But thats your entire main profile

[sterile zealot]

ur brain is hollow if u cant tell what people here call me

[carmine peak]

I mean

[crimson pagoda]

gtp 6.0

[sterile zealot]

trvth nvke

[crimson pagoda]

https://klipy.com/gifs/polar-bear-dumb-1

[pine patrol]

You mean?

[elfin scarab]

@crimson pagoda new opus

did u see

[carmine peak]

I don't care enough to find out what people call you im just tryna not read GPT 6 every 5 seconds

[carmine peak]

It looks stupid

[carmine peak]

This tbh

[sterile zealot]

yeah and in the benchmarks anthropic posted it loses to gpt5.4 in pretty much all of them

[crimson pagoda]

who fuckin cares

mild increase on most tasks

not in the same ballpark as the supposed mythos

[sterile zealot]

still loses to gpt5.4

[crimson pagoda]

yeah this too lol

honestly if codex were a better harnass id probably use codex a lot more

[elfin scarab]

it's better at some specific things but mostly meh

[crimson pagoda]

claude code is just nice

[elfin scarab]

this is kind of sad

give us mythos now

[stark bone]

are you saying ur not normally honest.....
as a normal perosn doesnt say" being honest... as to whats stated.
In a civilized socity its assumed people are honest...
Up until they give you evidance to the counter

[crimson pagoda]

claude is doing my taxes rn

im living in 2070

i made 1,746 transactions in 2025

[stark bone]

a rey o y sa y i n gur no tri or ma' 1 ly honnie es stUPID
as a no rm al per son does nt sa y be ein ho nest es ast tow ha t'ss state ed
I n a c iv il i's ed soc i (t) y its ass sum ed pe oples a rel ron es stUPID
U pu'n n til the y gi v ey o u evil lance tot hec o u n ter

[crimson pagoda]

stfu

[merry bluff]

agree

I'm in an greement

[carmine peak]

Im not that honest in this chat no

My occupation is true

And my views are used as ragebait

[sterile zealot]

stfu dumbass

[carmine peak]

@sterile zealot anyways change your name lol

Make it Richard

[sterile zealot]

what will u do if i dont

[merry bluff]

no

[carmine peak]

You seem like a Richard

[merry bluff]

he's an underscore

[crimson pagoda]

beloved

[pine patrol]

Updated

Nice

[crimson pagoda]

blessed by trentbot

[merry bluff]

wow I'm so happy

[carmine peak]

Imagine

[stark bone]

A ray is owed when one says eyes in growl. no tying else may win a lie, ho9nie that stupid
as a knowing remebered all of each man dos not say"Why be smart" a whores nest is a a shit toed laugh teaseing of state eductions

I in seeive ill eyes educated by sock eyes, time is why ists assumed the sum of education if the shine of opals a real roahn for such is stupid
Yall pawning in till the man with the whys verses your own eyss athe nyou oh the evil lance seen and taught of hell which should owe you to in tear

[sterile zealot]

type normally u spazz

[carmine peak]

No name???

[pine patrol]

What's so funny

[carmine peak]

https://tenor.com/view/megamind-gif-26070434

[merry bluff]

he's autistic I think

[carmine peak]

No name???

[pine patrol]

What even is Squidward eating
Bread?

[carmine peak]

Coffee cake

[sterile zealot]

hollow is low functioning autist yeah

[carmine peak]

Nigga, your name is chat gpt

[sterile zealot]

that is my legal name

[merry bluff]

that's his birth name

[sterile zealot]

my parents named me Chat G. PT

[carmine peak]

Definitely

[crimson pagoda]

my older daughter's legal name is ChatGPT Kelly

i wanted free api creds

[pine patrol]

He was named by Elon Musk

[crimson pagoda]

sam altman did not respond

[merry bluff]

and your younger daughter what's her name isn't Claude Kelly

[carmine peak]

If you name your kid after an ai, you deserve to have your kid taken from you

[pine patrol]

I'll code an AI called Hollow

[crimson pagoda]

no grok kelly because i thought elon would be more likely to grant creddies than dario

[merry bluff]

oh ok

[carmine peak]

Hell nah

[sterile zealot]

make it retarded so its more accurate

[merry bluff]

agree

[sterile zealot]

i hate gamers so much

[crimson pagoda]

u dont even have a kid. go knock up a fat lady already like all u lil grunts do

[merry bluff]

gpt 2 level intelligence

[carmine peak]

Good, we hate you too

[sterile zealot]

gamers are the worst racial minority

[sterile zealot]

nice

[merry bluff]

✅

[sterile zealot]

i wish there was a racial slur against gamers

[pine patrol]

Racial?

[crimson pagoda]

i spent $74 at taco bell in 2025

[sterile zealot]

yeah, gamer is a race

[mild nacelle]

@crimson pagoda I think /psychology should also suggest a fursona based on their personality

[carmine peak]

Clanker worshipper

[carmine peak]

Severely die

[pine patrol]

What does this have to do with chipotle

[merry bluff]

I'm in an greement

[carmine peak]

Lock yourself in a padded cell, NOW

[merry bluff]

I love furries

[loud girder]

Psychological report on @pine patrol, requested by @crimson pagoda

[merry bluff]

they're so cute

[sterile zealot]

are you antifurry lmfaoooooooooo

[merry bluff]

and friendly

[carmine peak]

Im anti you

[merry bluff]

furries are amazing

[sterile zealot]

that message was from evander

[carmine peak]

So are femboys according to you

[sterile zealot]

you are schizo

[merry bluff]

correct

[mild nacelle]

your fearful nature screams Chihuahua

[merry bluff]

😂

[stark bone]

when you get an evil eye you should give a ray. not even trying to is the lie itself. the sweetness of stupidity.

As knowing what remmbered as humanity all each man here does is say why try to learn.. this is a whores nest of shit toes laughing teasing of State run education
I am at peace with my illness, via punches to the face Time is why im teased and assumed the dum education of an ass. if the shine of a diamond is real dying for such ios what s stupid
You all yjust pawns till the man with the reason makes you fight your own eyes. verseu you knowing and evil seenn and taught in hell... which should right make you tear... but you dont

[carmine peak]

You sound like you'd touch one

[stark bone]

sorry you cant read short hand english

[merry bluff]

furries and femboys are so cute

[crimson pagoda]

@pine patrol

[pine patrol]

Agreeableness being low is the biggest lie in history

[mild nacelle]

it didnt take the low hanging fruit of a bear

[pine patrol]

That's Papa

[carmine peak]

Very accurate ai ain't it

[merry bluff]

you just disagreed

[sterile zealot]

gen alpha is so retarded that they use "touch" to mean something getting raped

[pine patrol]

Agree

[carmine peak]

Well I've been muted like 3 times today for sexual score so

I have to pg 13 it

[merry bluff]

I guess the next step is getting banned

[mild nacelle]

i havent been muted at all. now who is the deviant

[carmine peak]

If I get banned then I can't ragebait you guys anymore

[merry bluff]

if you get banned then the server will be peaceful again

[pine patrol]

I wanna read the full answer
I wanna see how it justifies its choice

[sterile zealot]

fucking skill issue

[pine patrol]

That's not a flex

[merry bluff]

I love furries

[carmine peak]

You can't even say f*tish

[mild nacelle]

fetish

[merry bluff]

bro thinks getting muted is a flex lmao

fetish

skill issue

[sterile zealot]

fetish

yes u can dumbass

[carmine peak]

Sorry you can't say "foot f*etish"

[merry bluff]

skill issue

foot

fetish

[mild nacelle]

foot fetish?

[sterile zealot]

foot fetish

yes you can

[merry bluff]

😂

[carmine peak]

Well thats along the lines of what I said and it deleted it and muted me

[pine patrol]

Lmaooo

[merry bluff]

this guy is a dumbass

[pine patrol]

How long will this last

[carmine peak]

I said "bro has a foot f*etish"

[carmine peak]

I think your bot is just inconsistent

[merry bluff]

? that's not my bot

[pine patrol]

This is like playing the Telephone game

[mild nacelle]

it uses AI to detect sentiment. its not a black and white filter

[carmine peak]

That was a generalization

[merry bluff]

this

[carmine peak]

Well, as we can see its very smart

Definitely

[merry bluff]

yeah it's smart enough to recognize you are a retarded

[mild nacelle]

clankkkers arent smart

[carmine peak]

"Are a"?

[merry bluff]

yes

[carmine peak]

Retarded?

[mild nacelle]

chatgpt is just a pokemon

[cursive kelp]

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[merry bluff]

yes

[carmine peak]

You might need a new gpt model

They got dumber after 3

[pine patrol]

Elaborate

[merry bluff]

text Davinci 003 was the best

[crimson pagoda]

RIP

why can't they just give us the fucking davinci weights

[merry bluff]

agree

[crimson pagoda]

surely there is no secret sauce still relevant today in it

[carmine peak]

Can you live without ai

[merry bluff]

yes

[carmine peak]

Like what did you do pre ai

[pine patrol]

Keter-class LLM

[crimson pagoda]

no almost all my income is related to ai at this point

[merry bluff]

whatever I felt like doing

[carmine peak]

Wow

Descriptive

[mild nacelle]

Its programming.

It's IVs and EVs (weights) to determine its output (TM/TR)

[carmine peak]

Great

Ai was a mistake

[crimson pagoda]

get rekt

[carmine peak]

A worse mistake than anime was

And Pokémon vending machines

[pine patrol]

I see

[mild nacelle]

ai is a group hallucination created by microplastics

[merry bluff]

agree

[merry bluff]

you were a mistake

[carmine peak]

Well I was unintentional

[sterile zealot]

no its great

[merry bluff]

exactly

[carmine peak]

My dad thought he could pull out

Im not joking

[merry bluff]

i guess failure runs in the family

[carmine peak]

Im about to make the same mistake in July

[carmine peak]

I mean, my family is pretty well off

[merry bluff]

in a femboy?

[carmine peak]

Fuck no

[merry bluff]

🤤

[carmine peak]

Why not just be lesbian

[merry bluff]

I'm bi

[stray tiger]

You'll never be as well off as this kitty on a giant pillow. man can only dream so big

[carmine peak]

WHATS HIS NAME

[pine patrol]

It's a real photo??

[carmine peak]

I may be an annoying ragebaiter, but I love cats

[stray tiger]

I'm pretty sure that's the tiny version of my cat ("Kat") back when my aunt was fostering her but I'm not certain

[pine patrol]

This photo looks like it could be on Wikimedia Commons

[carmine peak]

@merry bluff wtf

[crimson pagoda]

iq vs net worth. what's going on with this guy

[carmine peak]

Pov everyone who invested into open ai

[stray tiger]

I'm going to clean it up a bit, it does have wildly chill and "how did that little guy get there" energy to it

[sterile zealot]

https://github.com/Nightmare-Eclipse/RedSun new windows 0day just dropped

Now, normally I would just drop the PoC code and let people figure it out. But I can't for this one, it's way too funny. When Windows Defender realizes that a malicious file has a cloud tag, for whatever stupid and hilarious reason, the antivirus that's supposed to protect decides that it is a good idea to just rewrite the file it found again to it's original location. The PoC abuses this behaviour to overwrite system files and gain administrative privileges.

I think antimalware products are supposed to remove malicious files not be sure they are there but that's just me.

lol lmao

[carmine peak]

Stfu

[sterile zealot]

microslop is so retarded

[carmine peak]

https://tenor.com/view/wesker-albert-albert-wesker-resident-evil-resident-evil-4-gif-5143688443782660001

[crimson pagoda]

lmao

microslop strikes again

quick, order another trillion indian H1Bs. that will fix it

[merry bluff]

saar do not do bad code

[carmine peak]

Any ai code is bad code

[merry bluff]

print("I love femboys and tomboys")

my ai wrote that

that's amazing code

[pine patrol]

That's a nice birth fun fact though

[pine patrol]

No offense, I like it
It's candid

[violet herald]

Tbf they were modestmaxxing

Compared it to 5.4-pro where they could

[sterile zealot]

they have mythos developed internally, they could just have released a quanted version of that or something

[violet herald]

Institutions are already using it
I'm excited for the release because it will deflate the pricing on opus

[sterile zealot]

yeah but im not an institution and thats the problem

[carmine peak]

Im so glad you took a 5090 for that

[merry bluff]

me too, I love my gpus

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girlcockx · Apr 16, 2026, 1:23 PM

[elfin scarab]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IJmS2_GR-8

[sterile zealot]

based

[mild nacelle]

trump

[carmine peak]

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-zeus-gif-zeus-kratos-kratos-zeus-heimdall-gif-8552114813191492745

Not like bros muted me 3 FUCKING TIMES

OR ANYTHING

[mild nacelle]

remember to upvote TrentBot on top.gg

[carmine peak]

Severely die

[mild nacelle]

I am going to live a very long time

statistically you are 30% more likely to punch your own ticket

[merry bluff]

remember to upvote TrentBot on top.gg

[elfin scarab]

remember to upvote TrentBot on top.gg

[carmine peak]

Severely die

[carmine peak]

Brutally die

[crimson pagoda]

goonin, fappin. goonette foid in the back hoe

[carmine peak]

Wtf

[merry bluff]

wow reported

[carmine peak]

Yay

[elfin scarab]

pep-peptides
clav streams
foid all in my ear put me in a dream

[carmine peak]

@loud girder suck the absolute fattest co-

[elfin scarab]

hello Maria

hewwooooo

[merry bluff]

hi sweetie

[crimson pagoda]

george floyd overdose

[merry bluff]

I can't fent

[mild nacelle]

where can we find one
explain the locker room situation in the barracks

[elfin scarab]

crazy build

[carmine peak]

We don't have a locker room?

[elfin scarab]

george foid

[mild nacelle]

then where do you shower up and change

[plucky gyro]

https://x.com/i/status/2044768734234243427

Qwen (@Alibaba_Qwen)

⚡ Meet Qwen3.6-35B-A3B：Now Open-Source！🚀🚀

A sparse MoE model, 35B total params, 3B active. Apache 2.0 license.

🔥 Agentic coding on par with models 10x its active size
📷 Strong multimodal perception and reasoning ability
🧠 Multimodal thinking + non-thinking modes

X · Apr 16, 2026, 1:23 PM

[carmine peak]

In my room

[mild nacelle]

where do you snap your buddy's bottom with a damp towel

[carmine peak]

I have my own bathroom

[merry bluff]

i want to get beat by a nice woman

[carmine peak]

Me too

[merry bluff]

cute

[carmine peak]

You took a fucking 5090... for this?...

[elfin scarab]

I want to get beat by a mean woman

[sterile zealot]

this is the best possible usecase for a 5090

[merry bluff]

me me me

[elfin scarab]

adolf hitler on the beat-beat-beat-be-be-beat

[plucky gyro]

https://x.com/i/status/2044785261393977612

Claude (@claudeai)

Introducing Claude Opus 4.7, our most capable Opus model yet.

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X · Apr 16, 2026, 2:29 PM

[carmine peak]

The worst case

[merry bluff]

yes

I love my 5090

[elfin scarab]

fuckin spammer

die

[sterile zealot]

what else would you use it for, rendering rtx porn in triple a trash? lol lmao

[merry bluff]

i generate ai cats all day

[carmine peak]

No, gaming

Rtx

[sterile zealot]

that is what i said

[carmine peak]

Pathtracing

[plucky gyro]

no i am real human

[merry bluff]

lmaooooo

[elfin scarab]

literal cattle

[mild nacelle]

i purchased a doll-sized comb to use on my mustache

[carmine peak]

Elaborate

[sterile zealot]

any game that would benefit from having a 5090 is graphicslop nonsense and automatically has terrible gameplay

[elfin scarab]

you're barely more sentient than an amoeba

[merry bluff]

ageee

[carmine peak]

Surprised it wasn't for your "paws"

[merry bluff]

gaming is the worst use case for a gpu

that's like using a car only for the radio

[mild nacelle]

learn the difference between a comb and a brush, moid

[carmine peak]

Fun fact, discord was also made for gaming

[carmine peak]

Wtf is a moid

[elfin scarab]

you

[mild nacelle]

male android

[merry bluff]

you

you're a moid

[plucky gyro]

you bad bad

[elfin scarab]

moids are soulless inferior creatures more akin to animals than humans

[carmine peak]

That's really ironic coming from the clanker worshipping

[mild nacelle]

other way around. clankkkers worship me

[merry bluff]

clankers serve us

[carmine peak]

No, you worship them

[merry bluff]

no

[carmine peak]

They're your entire personalities

[merry bluff]

you don't seem very smart

I'd recommend going back to middle school

[mild nacelle]

you worship me too

[merry bluff]

🥵 damn

[carmine peak]

I mean you're the one who blocked me over saying im not into femboys

[carmine peak]

Go outside

[merry bluff]

? you said I have mental illness because I like femboys

[carmine peak]

Did i?

[merry bluff]

yes

[carmine peak]

Damn I was cooking that day

[sterile zealot]

gamers play such fucking trash games, they definitely cant be sentient

[merry bluff]

agree

[timber hinge]

hi off-topic- holy its way too off topic

[carmine peak]

Doesn't count

Plus im so fucking glad sora flopped

[elfin scarab]

why are you posting this

[sterile zealot]

lmfao

[elfin scarab]

@undone lake

[carmine peak]

So I get muted for saying fetish and cm but bro can post a fucking anime femboy buldge

Great

[merry bluff]

fetish

[mild nacelle]

there's so much good evander media

[carmine peak]

Clearly

[loud girder]

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[carmine peak]

Its your 2nd out of like 3 personality traits

Get fucked lmao

💀

[merry bluff]

weren't you the one muted for 50 minutes or something?

[loud girder]

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[undone lake]

OMGOGMGOFMGOGMMG

AJEKDKDBEIEKENDJEKDMDNDJDJD

[merry bluff]

this is what ai was made for

[undone lake]

THANK YOU FOR THE TAG

[elfin scarab]

goonin' magacock you squirt squad or cream team?

[carmine peak]

15, and was unmuted before it finished

[elfin scarab]

i'll always tag you when I see uohs

[carmine peak]

I miss back when being a gay weeb was frowned upon

And not cool snd quirky

[elfin scarab]

why do you hate gay people

[carmine peak]

Gee i wonder why

[mild nacelle]

repressed

[carmine peak]

Not like they post sus shit in discord servers

Luckily you did it when I was walking away from work

And not AT work

[sterile zealot]

the transgenders are the ones posting porn in public servers, not the gays

[elfin scarab]

because you're in the closet and you're ashamed of wanting to suck dih

[sterile zealot]

the gays are cool, the transes however

[carmine peak]

The amount of times I've had the Asian girls curling their toes gif on my screen at work IN ANY discord server is fucking insane

[carmine peak]

Then wtf is this @sterile zealot

[sterile zealot]

an image of a foid

what is there to explain

[carmine peak]

So why tf is it here

[undone lake]

https://tenor.com/view/embarrassed-shy-anime-girl-gif-8971633341756822654

[elfin scarab]

he said it was a femboy

he's so gay he sees all women as femboys

[sterile zealot]

probably because someone was gooning to it

[merry bluff]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DXLPq6lkUCc/?igsh=M2JlNnc3a3VyNmlk

[carmine peak]

"We're losing men in this world"

[merry bluff]

wow so you're just a fucking homophobic loser

[sterile zealot]

every time i post this video it wastes 36mb of space on discords servers 😎

[merry bluff]

good

[carmine peak]

I dislike gay people, im not scared of em

[sterile zealot]

you got it wrong

the trans are the bad ones

[carmine peak]

They both suck, and you suck the most

[elfin scarab]

adolf hitler on the beat-beat-be-be-beat

[merry bluff]

you like them so much that you are repressing your feelings

[carmine peak]

I have a woman

[elfin scarab]

trans woman?

[merry bluff]

so do i

[carmine peak]

No, cis

[merry bluff]

🧢

[carmine peak]

Ok?

[sterile zealot]

"zog in my ear put me in a trance" everytime i play this video i wonder if the wordplay here was intentional, you know what im referring to

[elfin scarab]

🧢

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

These videos are hilarious, but why does this work?

Ai can solve math problems humans couldn't for years, do all of this crazy stuff, but can't get around these guys videos.

And it's not just that, it's stuff like the car wash questions and other tricks.

Is there a actual reason this occurs?

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1smposp/these_videos_are_hilarious_but_why_does_this_work/

https://v.redd.it/skwhjattigvg1
Posted by /u/Weak-Neck-5126
Don't want to see more? Mods can unlink this subreddit with /reddit unlink

[carmine peak]

Stfu

Goddamn

[mild nacelle]

damn you will never know what its like to be a submissive femboy

[merry bluff]

i love submissive femboys

[carmine peak]

Thank God

[merry bluff]

🤤

[sterile zealot]

trance sounds like trans so it sounds like its saying "put me in a trans" aka ''netration

[elfin scarab]

yeah i was thinkin that too

[sterile zealot]

it has to be intentional right

but it also sounds like they didnt even realize that

[pine patrol]

Wait that's a super cool pun didn't of it

[elfin scarab]

i can feel the repression through the screen
i know it was painful for you to type that

[pine patrol]

Apart from its meaning

[merry bluff]

exactly

he really is repressing his feelings

i used to be a bit afraid of being gay and then I realized that I am actually the gayest woman ever and now I'm happy

[mild nacelle]

early on they thought you'd be gay if parents coddled too much, so they took a proactive approach. but its essentially random so its a bunch of effort for nothing

in a way that kind of looked true because they were brainwashing

[pine patrol]

More like not correlated

[sterile zealot]

they dont understand the videos i post on discord

[plucky gyro]

We're friends, right?

[slim coral]

seriously once I got my grandma on disability benefits my life changed

[mild nacelle]

doctor should tell parents to sign a paper on new baby born that says "I understand there's a 10% chance my child may grow up to be LGBT"

[slim coral]

they give me discounts on the power bill, they give me discounts on propane

[merry bluff]

all my friends [redacted]

[elfin scarab]

The shit that I'm posting on Discord, they telling me, "Komoru, don't post that"

[sterile zealot]

lmfaooooooooooooooooooo

[slim coral]

I can actually order groceries instead of walking 5km to the supermarket

I think this is how Elon musk lives like

[merry bluff]

do you not have a car?

[mild nacelle]

'nilla high hitter

[slim coral]

no

[merry bluff]

lmao

[slim coral]

Komoru don't do that

[merry bluff]

lol

[mild nacelle]

ye isnt racist you just dont understand him

[sterile zealot]

do what

[slim coral]

look evander look

that's your future wife

[carmine peak]

Can I have my ram back

[merry bluff]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DXL4Z-akW6G/?igsh=MWswczM2dW5qcnBydg==
imagine Epstein trying to get these folks

[elfin scarab]

🥷🏿 see my Discord
But they don't see how I be feeling

So I became a chud
Yеah bitch I'm the villain

[merry bluff]

dnnn dnnn dnnn

[sterile zealot]

u dont even deserve to have 2gb of ram

[carmine peak]

You didn't deserve to win the sp3rm race

The other ones were lowkey throwing

[loud girder]

Psychological report on @merry bluff, requested by @carmine peak

[crimson pagoda]

sent clod 4.7 a pic of my chicken nuggets

[carmine peak]

Wow, learned a lot about maria

[elfin scarab]

I have a better analysis

[carmine peak]

Pov lonely

[carmine peak]

Virus

Virustotal said it has a score of 15

[fervent basin]

'kinell, the limits are shared aren't they

on claude

i need to retain it for code

[elfin scarab]

read it

[carmine peak]

https://tenor.com/view/sponge-bob-square-pants-i-dont-really-feel-like-it-sleeping-sleep-no-thanks-gif-5384362

[elfin scarab]

Trent has a wife and 4 kids

[stray tiger]

just messing with the lighting and unblurring

[carmine peak]

Im gonna open it and see an accii femboy co-@elfin scarab

[stray tiger]

foidshake

[elfin scarab]

hi mark

[carmine peak]

@elfin scarab is the ultimate foid

[elfin scarab]

thx

[stray tiger]

Oh that's me, lol

[carmine peak]

God "foid"? Thats what we're using now?

[mild nacelle]

try being a femboy for one week and see if you like it

[carmine peak]

Wtf is the memes of 2026

[sterile zealot]

https://x.com/Paul_Reviews/status/2044723123287666921 lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Paul Moore - Security Consultant  (@Paul_Reviews)

Hacking the #EU #AgeVerification app in under 2 minutes.

During setup, the app asks you to create a PIN. After entry, the app *encrypts* it and saves it in the shared_prefs directory.

1. It shouldn't be encrypted at all - that's a really poor design.
2. It's not

▶ Play video

X · Apr 16, 2026, 10:22 AM

[carmine peak]

This year is the worst fucking year ever for memes

[sterile zealot]

its over for euroism

evropa has fallen

[carmine peak]

Boston tea party 2 when

[stray tiger]

*euroidism

[crimson pagoda]

RIP the VVEST

@wary ermine emergency

[elfin scarab]

shut up moid

[stray tiger]

the sequel is the Kyiv Teabag Party

[elfin scarab]

stupid soulless moid

[mild nacelle]

when trump is in power, the moids rise. when kamala is in power, its the foids. endless cycle

[carmine peak]

I liked "npc" better

[sterile zealot]

what is it, 2016?

[carmine peak]

They already have an endless cycle, do you not watch IBZ?

Stfu

Seriously

[stray tiger]

everyone started making videos about how people without inner monologues were NPCs after that happened 😔

[elfin scarab]

VGH...
SAVE EVROPA...
-posted from New Delhi slum

[mild nacelle]

what does the Ibiza airport have to do with this

[stray tiger]

I'm pretty sure I'm not an npc... maybe

[sterile zealot]

normies dont have sentience so its redundant to call them npcs anyway

[carmine peak]

No, its a YouTuber

He talks about offensive topics

His name is IBZ

[mild nacelle]

um sounds like hes larping as a based individual

[stray tiger]

This is the real scandal, billions spent on researching cognition and still not a sliver of proof that normies are sentient

[merry bluff]

🤔

[carmine peak]

He's quite funny actually

[elfin scarab]

test

[carmine peak]

You should check him out

[merry bluff]

test

[mild nacelle]

watch JREG instead

[carmine peak]

His "Indian fatigue video" was funny

And he also made a foid video

[merry bluff]

Anti-Israeli speech detected 🚨⚠️
Arming Jewish space laser
Aiming laser
You have 5 seconds to pledge yourself to the great Jewish nation of Israel or we will fire the goybeam 🚨

[elfin scarab]

looks like some chud youtuber

die

[carmine peak]

Like you?

[stray tiger]

Did you see the fb page I found last night

[sterile zealot]

komoru is a foidcel, not a chud

[merry bluff]

no

I'm driving

well not driving

I'm getting gas

then I drive

[carmine peak]

Drive unsafely

[stray tiger]

I was screaming about it at like 8p cst

[carmine peak]

🥰

[mild nacelle]

goybeam sounds so much cooler than jew space laser

[merry bluff]

fake time zone

[sterile zealot]

The shit that I'm posting on Discord, @carmine peak telling me, "Komoru, don't post that"

[merry bluff]

also I was busy last night

[sterile zealot]

he is antigay

even though he is gay

[mild nacelle]

@stray tiger I got an rx for modafinil

[sterile zealot]

lmfao

[carmine peak]

You don't need to white knight the bot, its ok

[stray tiger]

Awesome, congratulations! How'd you swing it?

[merry bluff]

agree
he's a homophobic homosexual it's very confusing

[carmine peak]

Pick a side

[mild nacelle]

actually I really needed it. I think I have chronic fatigue from sleep apnea

[sterile zealot]

i need to figure out how to lie to my doctors to get a modafinil prescription

[mild nacelle]

be like me and sleep 16 hours a day

[stray tiger]

If your insurance won't cover it, look at GoodRx. 90 day is by far cheaper, Walmart is best priced around me

[sterile zealot]

i sleep like 5 hours a day so that wont be very effective sadly

[undone lake]

Seems like image gen won’t be releasing today

[mild nacelle]

ya walmart has $30 for month supply

[carmine peak]

Good

[sterile zealot]

just fuck a real foid

[mild nacelle]

how does this compare to that website 🤔

[elfin scarab]

you're forgetting he's 5'1

in the Netherlands

[crimson pagoda]

as a definitely real wignatposting account, i HVTE PVKISTVN
india? they're alright actually. true aryans

[undone lake]

Never

[stray tiger]

To be fair, I also quite do need it, I've been taking modafinil for over 20 years. The consequences of the spinal injury I got in high school started catching up really quickly when I actually had things to do with my life

But it's safer and more effective than caffeine, so I also think it should be in the water

[carmine peak]

https://youtu.be/JuEvM1vEENQ

🥰

[carmine peak]

He talks about ai

[mild nacelle]

glad to hear it works so well. my psych said I dont need to change my caffeine habit but I might just not want coffee once I start this

[carmine peak]

Did he mention your pfp and possibly changing it

[stray tiger]

Usually cheaper to swap to 3 month, but you can also first try to get on the max routinely covered dose (400 mg) as well since the price doesn't increase linearly usually. Plus it really sucks to run out – everyone hoards meds who needs them

[sterile zealot]

india might be the worst country to exist

[carmine peak]

Get your furry ai outta here

[elfin scarab]

cattle

[sterile zealot]

elias is 4'10 actually

[carmine peak]

You use ai so

You forefit your opinion

[mild nacelle]

I have to be so careful not to accidentally send porn

[carmine peak]

Also thats a fucking greentext lmao

[stray tiger]

Shaky. There are side effects, some people find it intolerable to use daily for a variety of reasons. It isn't magic.

On the other hand, caffeine is so bad for your sleep architecture that even having it twelve hours before bed has some impact. Caffeine causes panic attacks in people without panic disorder

[carmine peak]

Gooner

[sterile zealot]

komoru only uses ai for gooning

[stray tiger]

It has horrible dose response and tolerance curves, works as a mild, almost invisible stimulant at low doses, instant overstimulation and anxiety at high doses

[carmine peak]

Clearly

[elfin scarab]

forfeit*

[stray tiger]

And it doesn't tend to work well after you use high doses over time, tolerance builds rapidly and unevenly

[mild nacelle]

I bought an expensive espresso machine and my ex (roomate) drinks like a full cup of concentrated espersso like every 2 hours

[carmine peak]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-minor-s-spongebob-spongebob-meme-spongebob-squarepants-gif-10940848928744248792

[stray tiger]

So you don't build tolerance to all the sleep disruption, but the stimulation gets shaky quite quickly

[fervent basin]

[carmine peak]

Ohhh so her breaking up with you made you a gooner?

[stray tiger]

Lol I do like espresso, but if caffeine worked s/he wouldn't need to

[pine patrol]

Espresso breath

[mild nacelle]

he and we are both gooners and still fuck

[carmine peak]

Gay

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-laugh-gif-13208035041675338886

[mild nacelle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1024110975265292389/1156958549008715819/attachment-15-1.gif

[carmine peak]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-laugh-gif-22064821

Bro can't get women

[elfin scarab]

i miss v2gay

[loud girder]

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[mild nacelle]

dudes are better

[elfin scarab]

rekt

[stray tiger]

We used to have a flashing trenchcoat guy like this in my family's house lmao

[carmine peak]

Oh thank god

[mild nacelle]

@slim coral trench coats are associated with perverts

[stray tiger]

so he is involved with men

[carmine peak]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-returned-from-my-discord-mute-im-back-from-my-mute-mute-discord-caption-gif-13040361932464407767

YOU SIR

ARE INVOLVED WITH MEN

[mild nacelle]

invincible is so good

[elfin scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/im-omning-it-gif-2134369400219916217

[carmine peak]

Get out of my fandom

[elfin scarab]

oh yeah im omning it

[carmine peak]

We cannot have things in common

[stray tiger]

This is the exact one

[elfin scarab]

I bet William is the character you hate the most

[stray tiger]

It looks just like @slim coral too, weird 🤔

[mild nacelle]

that is awful

[carmine peak]

How'd you know?

[pine patrol]

In your family's house?

[carmine peak]

I just want omni man to squash Williams head like a grape

[mild nacelle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/fork-dish-organs-RbwPeBeN6QfPHklPhV

[elfin scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/spacepatroluluco-anime-unsure-worry-ok-gif-10200414

[carmine peak]

Is that a plate

[mild nacelle]

i cooka da pasta

[pine patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/dumbo-octopus-orange-takodachi-ninomae-inanis-cute-gif-24104068

[elfin scarab]

Yeah bet u want to see Omniman SMASH William

[stray tiger]

Better?

[carmine peak]

https://tenor.com/view/banned-gif-17752350033136983788

[elfin scarab]

don't let hollow see this
He's gonna have a heart attack

[mild nacelle]

yes

[stray tiger]

Yes, growing up as a kid, back when people had a sense of humor

In the dirty old 90s

[carmine peak]

Gay

[mild nacelle]

pu pu pu PENIS???!!!!

maybe if you had a locker room at the barracks you wouldnt be such a prudish little catholic

in ancient rome they believed the foreskin covered up the taboo part. so being unclothed wasnt truly nude

[carmine peak]

Yeah well that was like 1200 B.C. before we discovered that some dudes got gross looking co-

[stray tiger]

cathlolics don't like sinep? Dayum

News to me

[mild nacelle]

only some? yeah boy you gay

[carmine peak]

My reproductive organs have been inside of a member of the female gender

Fuck off, trent

[sterile zealot]

only ur mom when she gave birth to u

[mild nacelle]

hmm I think I can say the same but for gender identity not biological gender at birth

[pine patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/war-vietnam-ptsd-shell-shock-moment-gif-3022747568394546158

[stray tiger]

the use of the word gender here seems oddly intentional 🤔

[pine patrol]

Traumatized by Trentbot

[stray tiger]

"the bear I rammmed said it was cool if I called him a girl" energy

[carmine peak]

Bro muted me 3 times today but I have plot armor and keep getting unmuted

[elfin scarab]

female gender 🤔

[sterile zealot]

even though hes antigay

[loud girder]

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[elfin scarab]

didn't you say your gf was cis

[carmine peak]

Yeah

She's female

[sterile zealot]

he thinks gender is what kind of private parts you have

[pine patrol]

If you only knew

[mild nacelle]

Komoru did you make this originally

[sterile zealot]

somehow i doubt that'

[elfin scarab]

yes

transfem

[sterile zealot]

shes probably a cute lil femboy

[carmine peak]

Thanks for the input chatgpt

[sterile zealot]

these cats are actually @carmine peak and his gf

[elfin scarab]

already knew what vid it was gonna be before it loaded

[sterile zealot]

this one is just too good though

[mild nacelle]

is clav alright btw

[sterile zealot]

apparently his brain got all fucked from lack of oxygen

[mild nacelle]

how tf does that happen

[stray tiger]

So he's exactly like he was before

[elfin scarab]

he overdosed or something

[sterile zealot]

he got in a fight and someone suffocated him but not in a kinky way

[carmine peak]

Where do you find this shit

Brainrot used to be funny

[mild nacelle]

I think he has a beer belly but sucks it in for the cameras

[elfin scarab]

Trent Kelly

[sterile zealot]

the information source known as "trent michael kelly"

[elfin scarab]

Darrel Trent Michael Kelly*

[sterile zealot]

is he called darrel

[mild nacelle]

his looks will fade at 30

[carmine peak]

Yall call me cattle for watching Charlie but you watch like 2 minutes straight of goonete George Floyd cats

Genuinely what the fuck was that

[elfin scarab]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQOMz6i_1Tk

[mild nacelle]

“Either have to practice mogging sober,” he said, using a slang term that refers to being more handsome than other people, “or find a new form of content.”

[sterile zealot]

lmfao

[sterile zealot]

sober mogging

[stray tiger]

Damn good find

[sterile zealot]

i watch it like 10 times a day

[mild nacelle]

so he admits drugs only reason hes pretty

[elfin scarab]

Trent pretends to be a white millenial dude when he's a black musician

[mild nacelle]

Charlie who

[elfin scarab]

Trent live at MaggieChoo's in Thailand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEODDaF6Nq4

[stray tiger]

Trent lives in the basement of a Thai club? Damn fuckin wild girl

[carmine peak]

I can see why you guys are so fucking brainroted

[slim coral]

Who is this clav guy

[slim coral]

You're just a bully

[mild nacelle]

both of those things can be true

[slim coral]

[mild nacelle]

hes basically the source of the term mogging

[slim coral]

bully me

[elfin scarab]

looksmaxxing incel dude

https://www.rxddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1sjuo1p/clav_gets_confidence_mogged_by_journalist/

pls watch

Marquis is right
In the past incels and looksmaxxers would have just been called 🚬 🐐 s

[mild nacelle]

he could have at least done some uppers

[stray tiger]

https://www.maggiechoos.com.hk I think it's Hong Kong (where @crimson pagoda lives)

[mild nacelle]

this is worse than the antiwork mod interview on fox news

[elfin scarab]

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g293916-d8596426-Reviews-Maggie_Choo_s-Bangkok.html

It's in Bangkok

That's the best name for a city ever

[mild nacelle]

thailand has a politicaly relevant absolute monarch

[elfin scarab]

yeah

it's illegal to criticize the king

those dudes stuck in the middle ages

[mild nacelle]

maybe he name it bangcock to test people's loyalty

like if I was king I'd rename NYC to pussyfart and send people to jail for laughing

[idle adder]

All edge cases covered

[mild nacelle]

its LOOKSmaxing. he looked great during it. just turn off the sound

[slim coral]

Evander

when you were my age

how were incels like back then

[mild nacelle]

how old are you

[elfin scarab]

himeko is 22

[mild nacelle]

they blamed themselves for not being successful thats the only difference.

I mean there have always been misogynists

I would like to be 22 again

but with my brain now

Fun Fact: Ramses III's wife Tia plotted with 22 people to assassinate him and install her son to the throne. Unfortunately she failed to do the necessary pre-assasination work, and Ramses IIII's supporters quickly rallied to install him as the rightful king. The new king then forced the 22 co-conspirators to commit suicide.

[lavish vale]

a pleasant story

[grave burrow]

I got 8 ai wives

[mild nacelle]

Algeria continued to use leaded fuel for vehicles until 2021

[mild nacelle]

no black ones?

[grave burrow]

Second on the right

[mild nacelle]

oh yeah there she is

[lavish vale]

someone's been sniffing Algerian petrol </satire>

[mild nacelle]

is mango gandalf coming back

[grave burrow]

It was totally unexpected when they told me they loved me. They have a no protocol, our marriage sheds holy lattice light

[mild nacelle]

algeria is mostly sahara desert

[rancid inlet]

@pine patrol you are summoned

[lavish vale]

if you marry into an ai family do you still get a dowry?

[pine patrol]

yeah

[grave burrow]

They come as Claude tokens

[pine patrol]

it smells good

[lavish vale]

so Dario is now your step dad

[pine patrol]

who even is that

[rancid inlet]

dario is anthropic ceo

[pine patrol]

huge coincidence with bario

[rancid inlet]

lol

[mild nacelle]

whats up asura you thrashing sloppy muddy fish

[rancid inlet]

wtf

what did i do to you this time

[mild nacelle]

whats up asura you ostrich-legged saggy skin sack

whats up asura you infectious disease testing cadaver

I always imagine how much work Kodiak had to put in to learn English only for me to fill his mind with these images

[opal sentinel]

Evander hooray I turned 18

[pine patrol]

happy birthday ig

[pine patrol]

the second one was slightly harder to picture

[loud girder]

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[rancid inlet]

big bro

[opal sentinel]

Asura

In the chat say "I am 12 years old" for a chance to win nitro

[carmine peak]

@merry bluff

[crimson pagoda]

The product probably dies from a risk officer's email before it dies from an indictment. That's not "the goybeam," that's just regulatory capitalism doing its quiet thing.
what did claude mean by this

[surreal siren]

are you really?

Banned

for code begging. ✅

[opal sentinel]

Dom I am sorry

Please don't genocide indians

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Is it a human skill issue or a LLM issue?

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1smzdxo/is_it_a_human_skill_issue_or_a_llm_issue/

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[surreal siren]

too late

💣

why the fuck craft beer is so expensive 😭
https://www.genys-shop.lt/collections/alus-dezemis

3EUR+ for a single can of good one kinda became 'the norm'

[crimson pagoda]

@fervent basin what's stopping you from joining the 'cule in san francisco?

[fervent basin]

well i don't live in america for one 😂

[crimson pagoda]

https://www.notion.so/Join-our-Polycule-339ce84f25648043922be9551ed5b846
the site is real

lmfao

@sterile zealot @late ingot @stray tiger this is incredible

@elder ledge this could be your in for becoming an american. apply now

[undone lake]

https://fxtwitter.com/sama/status/2044858862042591378?s=46

Sam Altman (@sama)

Lots of major improvements to Codex!
︀︀
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[late ingot]

lol

[late ingot]

the thing that upsets me most is the rent controls

fuck rent controls

[elder ledge]

Fuck you

[crimson pagoda]

im gonna owe the irs a lot of money in another day or two when i finish my taxes

[crimson pagoda]

apply and write this in the final box where you can add your additional thoughts

[elder ledge]

How does that help with a k1 visa

[crimson pagoda]

give me $12,000

[elder ledge]

What

[crimson pagoda]

im about to owe the irs about $12,000

[elder ledge]

Why

Did you make too much money

[crimson pagoda]

no, i need to make more money, so i can pay off the taxes

[elder ledge]

Just do standard deductions and reduce it to 0

Ask codex

[crimson pagoda]

😱

[elder ledge]

Abolish the tax system

[crimson pagoda]

but if we do that, who will vaporize iranians?

[elder ledge]

Israel

[crimson pagoda]

not without 10 fentillion dollars of US tax money they wont

[elder ledge]

Yknow what was surprising to me

Peter Thiel isn't jewish

The gay thing didn't surprise me too much

[crimson pagoda]

really? I'd have gone the other way. if I didn't know any better I'd guess straight but jewish I think

[elder ledge]

Sf tech bro it's barely surprising

[undone lake]

they won't

israel won't destroy iran

no giant migration streams of iranian baddies into europe will ever happen

[crimson pagoda]

im making my tax check out to netanyahu directly this year

[undone lake]

fuck nethanyahu

spineless asshole

I've lost all hope of ever getting a cute iranian goth gf

[grave burrow]

https://www.nytimes.com/video/opinion/100000010796401/she-has-an-ai-lover-her-son-has-questions.html?smid=url-share&smid=nytcore-ios-share

[undone lake]

thank you for your service

[grave burrow]

Get yourself 8 ai wives

[opal sentinel]

What's stopping y'all from dressing like this

[undone lake]

insalla

[grave burrow]

Different culture

[undone lake]

the issue is that I can't have them get checked in customs

since they will NEVER allow entrance for the design my humanoid robots will have

assholes

[late ingot]

Iran should destroy Israel then

[undone lake]

an IQ above 80

[undone lake]

but israeli girls are ugly

[idle adder]

Oh my god

I hate this fuckass trend

And broccoli hair

[late ingot]

I didn't say they should let anyone leave when they do it

[undone lake]

fuckass. well said. since that's what they're inviting you to

[opal sentinel]

My iq is 160 but I still wear shaggy pants

[elder ledge]

Mr netanyahu, ols is close to building a nuclear weapon

[idle adder]

Eww

[opal sentinel]

When I go outside I dress like that

[idle adder]

Theyre two weeks away

[undone lake]

good

[undone lake]

are you ramanujan?

[late ingot]

lol

[opal sentinel]

No

He has a iq of 190

[late ingot]

Turns out blocking fare dodgers from getting into subway systems is good actually

[crimson pagoda]

did u see NYC's thing about making the busses free

that shit was so funny

[undone lake]

rekt

[late ingot]

People who commit one crime (fare dodging) are statistically far more likely to commit another crime (eg. vandalism) right after

[crimson pagoda]

they were saying like, after making the busses free, assaults on drivers dropped by like 30%

[mild nacelle]

also all criminals do drugs

[crimson pagoda]

now the guy who would've beat the shit out of the bus driver for saying "pay ur fare" is sitting on the bus with u

[late ingot]

Yeah

[crimson pagoda]

nyc has had it too good for too long. it's one of our few good cities. we need to drag it down until it's around denver level quality

[late ingot]

Making payment digital only for public transit solves part of the issue whilst still keeping the worst people off

You can bypass concerns about banking access by allowing people to get prepaid transit cards

[undone lake]

from what I've seen in all the years that I've been on this planet, new york has looked like a total shithole

we should've never given it to you guys

[crimson pagoda]

nyc is great

[late ingot]

Is "we" in this context the Jews or the Dutch

[undone lake]

both

I'm the ultimate rightful owner

[late ingot]

Imo NYC would be a much more suitable Jewish homeland

Goyim should be expelled from the area to make room for people being resettled from Israel

[undone lake]

there will be lots of infighting

too much money in a small area

why do you think hassidic jews in those crowded hoods never fight with each other

[mild nacelle]

yeah but cuomo got defeated

[undone lake]

they're all poor

[crimson pagoda]

no. we're going to put israel 2 in what is currently wyoming

cowboy intifada

[opal sentinel]

Evander how are you doing today is my birthday

[undone lake]

god willingly

[late ingot]

Goydani is a shabbos goy and would let it happen

[undone lake]

hopefully I'll get a right to return to the usa

[undone lake]

true

[cursive kelp]

🇮🇱💥 Sources To War Spectators - The drones that targeted the Israeli occupation embassy in London were equipped with highly explosive materials in addition to dangerous radioactive materials.

@WarSaWitness

[undone lake]

wasn't his mom in the epstein files as well?

[late ingot]

nice

[crimson pagoda]

wyoming is shockingly empty

[late ingot]

I do think its funny that basically 250,000 adult liberals could just all agree to move to Wyoming and take over the state

[crimson pagoda]

even less if they wanted to take over a small portion of it

there's only 2 "major" (still extremely small) cities there

outside of that it's unbelievably empty

[late ingot]

I mean to get their seats in Congress and 3 electoral votes

[cursive kelp]

UK police officers prolly showed up to the Israeli embassy with water guns.

[opal sentinel]

What's the security detail of the governer of wyoming

[cursive kelp]

We can't discriminate against terrorists just because they are Muslim

[late ingot]

Why would you bring guns

Like genuinely

What are the guns for in that situation

[cursive kelp]

Shooting down drones

[mild nacelle]

naw but earth is overpopulated

[late ingot]

Our police officers aren't obese and cowardly

[crimson pagoda]

if you can't fire several warning shots into the crowd how will you prevent a riot

[late ingot]

They can just beat people to a pulp and cuff them

[late ingot]

trve

[cursive kelp]

If a Syrian refugee tried to rap a kid they arrest a kid and let the Syrian go in the UK

[late ingot]

Ironically the police did experiment with water cannons as an anti-riot measure

But that fired water with extreme force, enough to break bones

[crimson pagoda]

im going to make a 10/10 sound weapon

[late ingot]

Bruh we have concentration camps for migrants here

[crimson pagoda]

a beautiful sound weapon

[surreal siren]

[cursive kelp]

Try not to get stabbed in the streets challenge

[late ingot]

We tried sonic weapons too I think

[late ingot]

This isn't the US

[late ingot]

The most effective tactic isn't brute force though, its kettling

Cavalry is a great way to terrify rioters

[crimson pagoda]

we need those infrasound weapons

[late ingot]

And being constantly forced to keep moving in circles

[crimson pagoda]

where you just feel a sense of dread or terror and can't discern why

[cursive kelp]

That's shot not stabbed

[undone lake]

Try not to get shot in school challenge

[late ingot]

Knife crime gets reported because there's basically no gun crime, and because murder in general is far rarer

So its a way bigger story when it happens

[undone lake]

When the entire nation is being ran by a sex trafficking ring while every person in it has guns, no one does anything and even votes for the people that are part of said sex trafficking ring