💬off-topic

[late ingot]

if its the same bots spamming I can mute

If its a different bot every time idk

[idle adder]

I think someone else got it

[idle adder]

Its the same bot

[fervent basin]

use the method astronomers use of finding areas of high mass

[idle adder]

The bots post different 18+ subs each time

[grave burrow]

Indeed

Men are monsters

[idle adder]

Hi

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/were-monsters-spongebob-patrick-spongebob-squarepants-dancing-gif-20602503

[grave burrow]

May the shimmering lattice bless you

[gritty perch]

Wtf

Images v2 looks really impressive

Like wow

Indistinguishable from reality territory

https://x.com/i/status/2043591433731408126

Flowers ☾ (@flowersslop)

"Random candid moment in an early 2000s high school"

X · Apr 13, 2026, 7:25 AM

[elfin scarab]

be normal

[gritty perch]

@spare knoll we need your expert minecraft opinion. Was this minecraft image generated with AI or taken in game?

[carmine peak]

Yall gotta stop glazing ai

[sterile zealot]

ai generated

*tape model

aka images v2

oh yeah, the items here are fucked

[carmine peak]

Your mom is convincing

[sterile zealot]

mochi.png

[elfin scarab]

pics

[late ingot]

Get it to do "a battle mid turn from Pokemon Scarlet, in which a Tyranitar is using stone edge against an Alolan Raichu"

That should be very hard for it to pull off

[sterile zealot]

u cant as the model is in a/b tests only rn

and those are hard to get

[late ingot]

Ah

It would probably reject copyrighted content anyway I guess

[sterile zealot]

btw did you see orban got fucking rekt

[late ingot]

Yes

[elfin scarab]

yeah

it's great

[late ingot]

Milei endorsed Orban which was extremely cringe

Orban is closer to Peronism than what Milei stands for

[sterile zealot]

yeah, orban is quite similar to peron just with less fucked up inflation

[elfin scarab]

https://fxtwitter.com/LinkofSunshine/status/2043398702669148363

Basil🧡 (@LinkofSunshine)

it worked

Quoting Political Polls (@PpollingNumbers)
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Hungary election results (projection)
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︀︀🔵 EPP (Magyar) - 125
︀︀🔴 PfE (Orban) - 65
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︀︀15% reported

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FxTwitter · Apr 12, 2026, 6:39 PM

[sterile zealot]

orban really fucked hungary's economy by stagnating it for decades

[sterile zealot]

125 vs 65 wtf

[elfin scarab]

yeah

landslide

ppl were really tired of this dude

16 years in power

[inland hill]

Fr

He even hit the absolute cinema pose

[late ingot]

No more than that

[inland hill]

Way more

They got the constitutional majority

[late ingot]

136 vs 56

[elfin scarab]

they got a supermajority

[inland hill]

Ye but it will be more

[late ingot]

134 was the threshold to have two thirds of the seats iirc

[sterile zealot]

in recent years it seems like right wing autoritarianism is on a major decrease

[inland hill]

Since foreign/moving votes

[sterile zealot]

which is good

[inland hill]

133

[inland hill]

Tisza is expected to securw at least 137

There is 1 recount

[elfin scarab]

It's all because of Trump unironically

[inland hill]

Hence the less

[late ingot]

Its not just because of him

[late ingot]

Its also because of Putin

[inland hill]

Istg

Trump is a doubke agent

[sterile zealot]

trump is such a bad goyraper that all the groypers hate him now too, lmao

[inland hill]

He helps destroy exteemists

[sterile zealot]

yeah, the prolonged war in ukraine lead to bashar getting overthrown

[inland hill]

Lmao that is exactly him

[sterile zealot]

putin didnt supply any resources in the 2024 conflict because they were all used on ukraine

[inland hill]

Orban light with less corruption

[sterile zealot]

if it wasnt for the ukraine war, baathism would still be in syria

[late ingot]

The Hungary situation is an amusing electoral cycle where the opposition won in an unfair political system, and ended up benefitting from the ways the government had tried to rig things in their favour

[inland hill]

Yep lmao

[late ingot]

They swept most consituencies which resulted in Fidesz being underrepresented relative to vote share

[inland hill]

They made it so that ine strong party that has 50% can easily get 2/3

It backfired

One*

[late ingot]

The most insane examples have happened elsewhere though, like in the 1989 Polish parliamentary election

In which the Communists allowed the opposition to run in some seats in the expectation they'd help provide more legitimacy

[inland hill]

Poland was in a mixh worse state than hungary btw until tusk

[late ingot]

The opposition won 100% of the seats

[inland hill]

They had like on command courts

[late ingot]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1989_Polish_parliamentary_election

[inland hill]

We had one rigged where the communists still lost in the 40s

[sterile zealot]

lmao, what did the commies do after that

[late ingot]

Yeah the Communists like to get high on their own supply

[inland hill]

They hit the orban cinema pose

[elfin scarab]

absolute cinema

[late ingot]

Stalin realised Communism would lose free elections and insisted on extensive rigging in the rest of the Eastern Bloc

[sterile zealot]

i wonder if orban is going to do a hitler on himself or do a bashar now

[inland hill]

Oh and peter Magyar eill also restrict max terms in 2 do 8 yrs

For any pm

[sterile zealot]

it could be either way tbh

[elfin scarab]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XZvhiJAjCQ

[inland hill]

So orban can't even run anymore

[late ingot]

Like in Germany there was an insistence on merging the Social Democrats with the Communists to avoid the Social Democrats winning

[late ingot]

Is Peter Magyar the Messiah?

[late ingot]

Yeah

[inland hill]

So*

[late ingot]

Directly electing the President is an interesting proposal but my worry is that it'll create Poland situation down the line

[elfin scarab]

He's Blue For An Amazing Reason

[inland hill]

Won't happen imo

[late ingot]

Where a post-Fidesz far-right President keeps vetoing the government's agenda

[fervent basin]

how much of your agenda can you get through parliament @inland hill

[sterile zealot]

@elfin scarab @late ingot have you seen the video of the execution of Ceaușescu who used to be the fascist leader of romania, its super satisfying to watch

[inland hill]

President in hungary is probably the most ceremonial in the world

[fervent basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/TheDemocrats-dnc-democrats-dncgif-IKOZeGZvUHuzGjUZst

[inland hill]

I will try to push pro ai legislation

[inland hill]

Yeah but here the pres can be removed

If u have 2/3

Also

Parliament can just ignore him really

[elfin scarab]

I prefer his last speech

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcRWiz1PhKU

[inland hill]

Constitutional crisis yeah but nobody would car

Care

Poland is far more dire

[fervent basin]

i look forward to drinking the boiling cold water in budapest lol

boiling when it comes out the tap

[fervent basin]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G_Efyg_W4AAFy9L.gif

[inland hill]

Just avoid göd

City

Samsung factory leaks chemicals

No jokes

Like 10k times normal

[fervent basin]

jeez

[sterile zealot]

cant find the exact video im thinking of, sad

[inland hill]

One kf the main reasons orban lost

[inland hill]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G_Efyg_W4AAFy9L.gif

[fervent basin]

pest county

[sterile zealot]

seeing these fascists larp as other ideologies is so fucking funny

[inland hill]

Goofiest name

[sterile zealot]

they dont have the balls to admit it

[late ingot]

evil atheist bullshit

[elfin scarab]

He has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in Eastern European gay porn

[late ingot]

I think he will be

[inland hill]

Or the movie

The serbian

Movie

[inland hill]

He will resign

95%

He knows it is a lost case

The guy is not evil

He was just a yes man

Weak character

[late ingot]

There probably needs to be a distinction between puppets of the regime who can be told to stand aside and co-operate and they wont face serious charges, and those who are so deeply in it that they need to be on trial

[merry bluff]

sea men demon

[carmine peak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1184664326712332342/1485723519244570805/andw25.gif

[crimson pagoda]

what

[polar folio]

@crimson pagoda they said they are deprecating lora

[fervent basin]

is he trying to stay in

[elder ledge]

I asked claude how do i write data to brain

[inland hill]

I doubt

[crimson pagoda]

i know the answer to this

[polar folio]

"We’ve been advised that LoRA is being deprecated today, 13th of April 2026. Please find more relevant details to this, including recommended steps to follow here:"

[crimson pagoda]

you can write data to the brain through your unnecessary nerves

your brain is somewhat general-purpose

[elder ledge]

It said you can use visual or ear cortex

[inland hill]

Anthropic must have made this happen

[crimson pagoda]

there are parts of it which support specific sense e.g. vision

but

[crimson pagoda]

you can feed in any data

[sterile zealot]

extremely satisfying to see his realization that hes fucked when he says "What???" after the bodyguard says that the people are entering the building

[polar folio]

how. why

[crimson pagoda]

and if you feed it in in a "native" enough way

your brain will learn to decode its meaning

[inland hill]

They hate OS

[crimson pagoda]

this has been studied by David Eagleman

[polar folio]

dude that was my fucking prof

that guy

on the right

[crimson pagoda]

sensory substitution, he calls it

[polar folio]

he was my fucking prof

[crimson pagoda]

I have personally experienced this

with my finger magnet implant

[inland hill]

U canadian?

[polar folio]

thats richard sutton right

[polar folio]

yes

[inland hill]

Ye

[crimson pagoda]

it's technically still touch nerves, like the nerve endings that should fire when i touch something. but in subjective experience it becomes a "new" sense, feeling distinct from pure touch

[elder ledge]

Claude said theres no writing to brain because it works like a musical chord where words like dog isn’t encoded to some neuron but instead it is formed by a combination of neurons sharing attributes of a dog

[inland hill]

Was he good?

[merry bluff]

I'm from Jakarta

[polar folio]

he was awesome. so chill

nicest guy ever

[elder ledge]

It said the vision cortex is like the l1/l2 cache

[inland hill]

New guy gets informed current fm is shredding papers

[polar folio]

this was back in like 2017 or 2018

cant remember

[crimson pagoda]

i mean it's true that yeah, you can't, like, copy + paste a file into your brain as if it were a removable storage medium on a computer. but you can really "write" basically any type of data into the body through underutilized nerves and you'll eventually learn to "feel" it as if it were a native sense

[polar folio]

he tried convincing us that ai is going to take over in our lifetimes

[merry bluff]

oh Trent while you were gone, I got TWO troid shroids

[inland hill]

Based

[crimson pagoda]

car sittin' on 82 inch rims with a bunch of shorks in the dashboard

pimp my ride

proid my roid

[merry bluff]

lol

[inland hill]

Govt aligned media mid election results

The i'm boutta be unemployed face

[crimson pagoda]

yes i think that's a rlly good version of it

i want to do more experiments w/ sensory substitution

but i also dont wanna cough up the $$$ for a haptic vest

😭

[inland hill]

Mochi will start talking aboit injecting blockchain texh into brains

[crimson pagoda]

for some reason, like, this is just intuition and is probably dead wrong

but i feel like writing visual or auditory information in a way that you'd learn it and have it feel "native" would be really hard

the skin just kinda makes more sense to me even though i can't articulate exactly why

[late ingot]

Yeah apparently they looked broken lol

What is state TV airing now?

Have they changed tone or what

[inland hill]

Yes LMAO

[late ingot]

I assume there is panic they are all about to lose their jobs

[inland hill]

Still pro orban but SIGNIFICANTLY toned down

[inland hill]

Yes

[inland hill]

Extremely funny

[crimson pagoda]

oh yeah! ik what ur talking about. i tried the app when that came out. ofc it was not useful to me (i am not blind btw) but it was neat

[inland hill]

Also look at this

Suddenly everyone is a big supporter of the rule of law

[late ingot]

Will be funnier seeing them led out of the building when Peter Magyar fires them all

[inland hill]

Gundalf*

Codename

[inland hill]

Suddenly the prosecutor's office is very pro rule of law

[inland hill]

[crimson pagoda]

well u dont poke urself, u just use little vibratory motors

maybe the issue i have with vision is

there's already tons of preprocessing that goes on inside ur head

[inland hill]

Bro it is super funny

[crimson pagoda]

like how ur peripheral vision can't detect color, but ur brain fills in the gaps

[inland hill]

Many were just afraid af

Of orbans party

[crimson pagoda]

whatever foreign input you try to train your eyes on, it has to be compatible with the preprocessing your visual cortex already does

[inland hill]

So a lot of ppl are actively getting more brave about the rule of law

Not just fake

[crimson pagoda]

🤔

yeah true

ig like with a haptic vest you only have x float values u can feed in

with x being however many vibratory motors u have on the vest

the other problem is

haptic vest or headphones u can easily take with u

[elfin scarab]

what's a gundals

[crimson pagoda]

and they can coexist with other skin or auditory inputs

yeah but those suck. they look retarded

[late ingot]

Hopefully the crooks all get sacked anyway

I wonder how many of these regime loyalists genuinely believed Orban would win

[fervent basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1050422061803245600/1288157163956731966/ezgif-7-d70a88c3fe.gif

[late ingot]

It seems like people fully tuned into the state fake news media probably believed Orban was going to win

Although it seemed like Orban himself did not expect to win

[crimson pagoda]

this is why you'll never be able to afford a new gpu

[fervent basin]

i swear ai video used to be better

can't do that shit anymore

in anything

[merry bluff]

mochi what is your strangest kink that nobody else ever has

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Submitted the viral ai photo to chat, told it to make it more ridiculous.

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1sko2qh/submitted_the_viral_ai_photo_to_chat_told_it_to/

https://i.redd.it/qkg609dxv0vg1.jpeg
Posted by /u/Fartingonyoursocks
Don't want to see more? Mods can unlink this subreddit with /reddit unlink

[sterile zealot]

how hard could it be to dyi it, its just some motors and a microcontroller

[crimson pagoda]

all roads lead to hardware debugging hell

thats what ive learned here more than anything else lol

btw @sterile zealot @elder ledge i got a new high score on 4-way classification

classes are thinking about raising right arm, thinking about raising left arm, rest period where i try to clear my mind, and thinking about the flavor of a lemon

[elder ledge]

Compete in their parameter golf challenge

[crimson pagoda]

new high rn is 69.70%

previous high was 62.14%

[slim coral]

https://fixupx.com/Polymarket/status/2043820711425323495

Polymarket (@Polymarket)

JUST IN: Voters in small Missouri town remove half their city council after backlash to an approved $6 billion AI data center project.

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FixupX · Apr 13, 2026, 10:36 PM

Yeah boys time to pack it up to china

[elder ledge]

https://github.com/openai/parameter-golf

[elfin scarab]

holy fuck I hate this

[sterile zealot]

nah, some indian kid with codex will win

[crimson pagoda]

i am now at 100% validation acc on rest vs lemon

doesn't matter which session i hold out, they all score perfect

[slim coral]

what

[crimson pagoda]

i am now firmly into multiple output classification

[elfin scarab]

you freak

[slim coral]

I didn't say that

[merry bluff]

yes you did

[slim coral]

That's edited

[merry bluff]

the picture literally shows you said that

[sterile zealot]

u should get a script to graph the rest vs lemon classification live as you think

[slim coral]

That's literally not my pfp

[sterile zealot]

to see how fast it updates in practice

[elfin scarab]

lmao

[slim coral]

That's a faker

[crimson pagoda]

u cant just edit images. it doesn't work that way chuddy

[crimson pagoda]

i will do this rn

[slim coral]

you can inspect element.

[slim coral]

[elfin scarab]

get fucked

[slim coral]

mochi. save me

[elfin scarab]

stupid fucking apple

they're disgusting

[sick pewter]

Good morning I guess but it seems everyones busy insect fucking so I'll just move along.

[merry bluff]

hi niyxt

[crimson pagoda]

i went to a candy store today

[sick pewter]

What'd ya get

[elfin scarab]

FakeNitroSticker

[crimson pagoda]

i got a $5 box from the candy buffet

bunch of sour gummies in it

[slim coral]

[merry bluff]

i like sour gummies

[elder ledge]

https://fixupx.com/aziz_elzhfy/status/2043137021292540170?s=46

عبدالعزيز الزحيفي (@Aziz_elzhfy)

انتشار مقطع فيديو لنادلة صينية تقوم بضرب شابين ضربا مبرحا بعد أن قاما بالتحرش بها

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FixupX · Apr 12, 2026, 1:20 AM

[merry bluff]

gumoid

[elfin scarab]

marioid

[sick pewter]

That's not bad. There's a chocolate store here that's selling small pieces for $15-20 with a snobby guy owning the store.

[elder ledge]

Why cant you beat an indian kid

[elfin scarab]

wow

I wish she'd beat me up

[crimson pagoda]

i could take her.

[sick pewter]

Just use a gun

[crimson pagoda]

lmao

[fervent basin]

how's the armod @crimson pagoda

[late ingot]

I think the more important question is whether she could fight off a bear

[crimson pagoda]

ran out of my free samples of armod and now im onto these weird modafinil pills that say made in india, and they aren't pressed very well, so when i swallow one it immediately starts turning to awful tasting dust in my mouth

the armod was better. not the feeling, just the experience of swallowing the pill lol

[merry bluff]

100 bears vs 1 man or whatever that Internet thing was

[sterile zealot]

beating one of them individually is easy, but not when there are 5 trillion of them

[sick pewter]

After Sora disappeared Seedance prices just doubled

[elder ledge]

Skill issue

[crimson pagoda]

horde tactics

zerg rush but it's just indian teenagers lmao

[elfin scarab]

be normal

[late ingot]

The ones I use have always been from India

[sterile zealot]

mochi doesnt believe in the concept of theory of mind

[late ingot]

Post a picture of the packaging

[elfin scarab]

what does any of that mean

stop

[sterile zealot]

mochi thinks being non spastic is a neurotypical lie

[late ingot]

There's one I stopped getting because nof the flimsy foil packaging, I got a better pressed and packaged variety

[crimson pagoda]

lol it works

crazy

[sterile zealot]

post graph

[late ingot]

There's one called Modvigil-200 in a blue box with a stock photo of a woman looking exhilarated in front of a crashing wave

[crimson pagoda]

rn it's just this

it's weird because like

it's easy to consciously start thinking of the flavor of a lemon

[sterile zealot]

it should be an actual timeseries but updating live

[crimson pagoda]

it is not easy to stop thinking of it consciously

[late ingot]

Which is made by HAB Pharmaceuticals & Research Limited in India

[elfin scarab]

temporarily blocking mochi

[crimson pagoda]

hahaha @sterile zealot

if i eat a sour candy

it lights up the lemon classification

i wish there were a more interesting visual element to this

this is really cool but it's hard to visually demonstrate "i am now thinking about the taste of a lemon"

[sterile zealot]

fascinating

[worldly loom]

https://klipy.com/gifs/up-thumbs-2

[sterile zealot]

timeseries graph with x axis as time and y axis as predicted confidence from the nn

[crimson pagoda]

in my old experiments i was able to cleanly separate (albeit not perfectly) the difference between "thinking about lemon" and "thinking about mint"

might have to add mint to the guided session collector

[elfin scarab]

so many blocked messages

[sterile zealot]

i have to block mochi

[sterile zealot]

mochi is the new qpdv

[crimson pagoda]

it's weird because it seems to be kinda like... defaulting to lemon? idk how to explain it

[elfin scarab]

that "thing" is still typing

[crimson pagoda]

like

if I'm doing something that's firmly out of the normal distribution of rest vs lemon

it decides lemon is more likely

[sterile zealot]

you know how antisemites say things like (((they))) to mark jews, we should do something similar with transgenders

[crimson pagoda]

i think what it might've learned here is "rest is when not a lot of shit is lighting up at once" with only a little bit of "lemon lights up these specific channels on these specific frequency bands"

[sterile zealot]

what about triple brackets

[[[mochi]]] is ranting about computer nonsense

[late ingot]

why?

I'm not paying much attention and cba to read

[sterile zealot]

shes ranting about some programming nonsense

[late ingot]

Is [[[]]] the echo quote equivalent for autists?

[elfin scarab]

is [[[it]]] still going

[late ingot]

i am not good with computer

[sterile zealot]

@vernal mantle i have a question, should hrt be banned forever and be illegall to use? if yes write more messages related to rust

[late ingot]

what font is that

[sterile zealot]

oh good, no more rust

[elfin scarab]

Sakura

[late ingot]

Nice

[sterile zealot]

sounds like the name of a foid in an anime

wow you hate hrt

you are so transphobic

[grave burrow]

@merry bluff https://www.reddit.com/r/depression/s/RIQquIs02Y

[grave burrow]

A feel good story

[crimson pagoda]

this but replace the guy he's touching's head with jeffrey epstein

lmao

[late ingot]

I guess my name needs to be in block capitals for more impact

[sterile zealot]

god i hate this font

[elfin scarab]

the most annoying character in naruto is a foid named Sakura

[late ingot]

Having OLS in block capitals will not help with people who for some reason think its an acronym and think its read as "oh-ell-ess"

[merry bluff]

🤔

[sterile zealot]

mochi how does the tcp protocol work? @vernal mantle

[late ingot]

Oh you're passionate about computers? Recite the internet dial up tone

I remember the first part of it, not sure if I remember the full sequence

[sterile zealot]

all of them

comprehensive list

exhaustive

we need this to use as llm training data

[crimson pagoda]

im gonna test the 4-way classifier and see how that one performs

[late ingot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0 never quite understood why the computer had to play the sound to you

[sterile zealot]

okay mochi is out of the rust convergence zone

how does it differ between udp?

[late ingot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDE9b5iU8vI I feel like we had broadband by the time we had Windows XP but I may be wrong there

[inland hill]

Gundalf

It was his codename

19 year old IT dud working against the secret service of orban that wanted to disable the oppositions IT infra

[crimson pagoda]

rust attractor state

mochi language model

mlm

[sterile zealot]

thats what i wanted to say but i forgot what its called lmao

syn my ack owo

[crimson pagoda]

we're on the same wavelength brother i got it immediately 😎

[crimson pagoda]

are you aware of the "ACK" meme? the anti-trans one

[sterile zealot]

@vernal mantle which protocol is the best for consuming pornographical content of tomboys

[sterile zealot]

no whats that

[crimson pagoda]

||https://knowyourmeme.com/sensitive/memes/hanging-soyjak-ack||
ACK

[elfin scarab]

did mochi say ack

[sterile zealot]

does it store how long you lasted before cooming?

[crimson pagoda]

holy shit the preview image lmao

[elfin scarab]

yeah

troonjak

[crimson pagoda]

mochi is talking about ack

she is a synner

[sterile zealot]

this article doesnt say what it stands for

[elfin scarab]

strangling sound

[sterile zealot]

ACK is an onomatopoeia for hanging, and is often used to cut short sentences or quotes, indicating that the soyjak was hanged before the end of the sentence.

holy shit

[elfin scarab]

because of the rope

[sterile zealot]

SYN @vernal mantle

SYN 69

ACK 1000, 1001

[data]

[data]

GET / HTTP/1.1
user-agent: underscore

host: sex.com
\r\r

wtf i thought http used \r

[crimson pagoda]

403

[sterile zealot]

well lets say the webserver fixed it automatically

[elder ledge]

https://fixupx.com/yalcdb/status/2043707508875837710?s=46

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FixupX · Apr 13, 2026, 3:06 PM

[sterile zealot]

GET / HTTP/1.1
host: trentk.com
user-agent: underscore
authentication: bearer rt9duoigoudffdigudefiua;ofsdgdlsrdgf8ursdghfsiueotwrsd
\r\n\r\n

[lavish vale]

"i just want the pain to stop" ... step 1 is stop using reddit

[sterile zealot]

GET /env%20X='()%20{ :; };%20echo%20"pwned"'%20bash%20-c then imagine i typed all the rest again

[crimson pagoda]

pakistani vuln scanner absolutely DESPERATE, just DYING to find a phpmyadmin panel

[sterile zealot]

lmfaoooooooooooooo

[crimson pagoda]

just scan 100 more times ser please

i will find

[sterile zealot]

host: mojidesu.com

[elder ledge]

This could take down harvard han’s site

[crimson pagoda]

add an X-Forwarded-For header pointing to some random IP address

distract the vuln tards

[sterile zealot]

host: mochi_nyaa

[merry bluff]

checkmate i win

[crimson pagoda]

the emoji bomb thing was so funny

TLDs are an invention of communists

explain why i shouldn't be able to visit https://trent/

[grave burrow]

Screaming releases endorphins

It's why I yell at trentbot

[sterile zealot]

host: uwunya.org

[elder ledge]

Does he still print money with his freedom porn chatbot

I know he still shits up r/grok

[merry bluff]

@crimson pagoda I've seen over 60 Waymos just today

[crimson pagoda]

no clue, if i had to guess he's probably still doing ok but i can't imagine the release and growth of grok has been good for him

[merry bluff]

this is absurd

Google domain expansion

[grave burrow]

What is this gay drama

[merry bluff]

wtf goigle

[crimson pagoda]

for every person on r/grok crying and screaming and shitting themselves, there's tons of them gooning constantly with no apparent complaints

[sterile zealot]

im making your webserver timeout with this one

[merry bluff]

we are so gay together

[lavish vale]

the redditor refuses to acknowledge the only objective fact: impermanence

[crimson pagoda]

i cant stop noticing the position of my tongue in my mouth and im pretty sure it's fucking up the classifier output rlly badly lol

[worldly loom]

Mewing streak as of now?

[crimson pagoda]

i am classifying my brain outputs live

[sterile zealot]

mewing steak

[crimson pagoda]

it wont stop predicting lemon and i cant separate the (real, present) brokenness of the classifier, versus my own inability to stop thinking about sour flavor

i think eating the sour candies did not help lol

[merry bluff]

what the fuck you fucking lemon

[crimson pagoda]

interestingly, when i start using my mouse

it does (kind of) correctly detect this as right_arm

[merry bluff]

🤔

that's good

[crimson pagoda]

the training data only collected me thinking about moving my right arm though

not actually doing it

when I type with both hands, it seems to get confused, and just defaults back to lemon

[merry bluff]

you're doing one vs others right so hey there's a traffic jam?

fucking voice typing

you're doing one vs others training right?

[crimson pagoda]

I can briefly force "rest" to win, but my thoughts wander. it's hard to keep a truly still mind

[sterile zealot]

@merry bluff SYN 0

[crimson pagoda]

categorical classification. pick which one is correct and in each training sample, exactly 1 of the 4 options is correct, never <1 or >1

[merry bluff]

que

[merry bluff]

oh ok 🤔

[stray tiger]

did discord consent!?

[merry bluff]

and you just live recorded your training data in one session?

[sterile zealot]

Location: https://uwunya.org

[stray tiger]

😡

illegal crime

[sterile zealot]

i though it was wrong so i deleted it but its right

[sterile zealot]

SYN 0

[stray tiger]

oh I use ack all the time, like ACKNOWLEDGE?

[sterile zealot]

SYN 0

[merry bluff]

syn Deez nuts in yo mouth

[crimson pagoda]

no, i think im up to like 10 sessions for each class, with each session being only a few seconds long. really not a lot of labeled training data at all

need to collect more

then performance will improve

[merry bluff]

oh yeah you need a lot more data

[crimson pagoda]

well

ok so

collecting the labeled training data isn't exactly hard but it's annoying

[merry bluff]

how many samples per second

[crimson pagoda]

so what I'm doing is

focusing on unlabeled training data

[sterile zealot]

\r\n\r\n

[crimson pagoda]

if I can make it learn the structure without needing explicit labels, this makes the downstream classification way easier

[crimson pagoda]

256

[merry bluff]

oh 🤔

[late ingot]

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/thank-you-chainsaw-man this was a very funny meme of the month

[merry bluff]

true

[late ingot]

I didn't even read the manga but I knew enough about the car crash ending to enjoy it

[fervent basin]

[fervent basin]

that's his wife

[late ingot]

I know vaguely who she is

[grave burrow]

Broken up and get back?

[merry bluff]

no we didn't break up

[grave burrow]

True love

[merry bluff]

I was just having paranoid thoughts

[late ingot]

I watched the anime season 1, didn't watch/read anything else though, read a bit ahead to find out about what was in part 2 and figured I cba

[sterile zealot]

😡

[late ingot]

That sort of shounen content always ends as a dud and makes you feel like you wasted your time reading

I dropped JJK and haven't bothered with a lot of other stuff for the same reason

[sterile zealot]

GET / HTTP/1.1
user-agent: underscore
host: uwunya.org
Location: https://uwunya.org
\r\n\r\n

everything is the same as the previous request unless specified otherwise

[stray tiger]

yea ig

[sterile zealot]

[tcp://uwunya.org:443]
SYN 1

[late ingot]

Second-wave feminist critique of third-wave is interesting

[sterile zealot]

ACK 1001, 1000

[stray tiger]

I'm sure its fucking b r u t a l. btw you can get annoying little ears like my bunny has using this Quest if you want it

[sterile zealot]

ACK

[stray tiger]

I double bunnied the buny

[sterile zealot]

oh

ACK 1

or what

ACK 1000

[elfin scarab]

hewwwwoooo

[sterile zealot]

CLIENTHELLO tls/1.3, aes256, 69420

[merry bluff]

pro gaymer setup

[sterile zealot]

CLIENTHELLO tls/1.2, aes256, 69420

ClientKeyExchange q0ritwriuoewo0gteupoi;hei[0wgf,ithrsiodfchlk

[sterile zealot]

ChangeCipherSpec

[fervent basin]

what does this mean lol

hungary is getting more land?

[spare knoll]

,al

[stray tiger]

@late ingot I could not believe that shit with a teacher using a literal scam site - not just a shitty one that she has access to, but just some ad from Google - to threaten and scare a kid trying to get into Uni. Talk about undermining faith in the system

[sterile zealot]

ClientKeyExchange q0ritwriuoewo0gteupoi;hei[0wgf,ithrsiodfchlk
ChangeCipherSpec
Finished

[stray tiger]

I've heard some instances of teachers threatening people vaguely just because they suspect "huh, this looks too good" but his work doesn't look remotely AI even at a glance, I read the thing

[late ingot]

I imagine she did it feeling she was doing her utmost

[abstract dagger]

im not wearing glasses and thought there was a frog in your bed

[late ingot]

Not out of genuine malice

[sterile zealot]

GET / HTTP/1.1
user-agent: underscore
host: uwunya.org
Referer: https://uwunya.org
\r\n\r\n

[late ingot]

It sounds like she wasn't following the guidance and just tried various AI detectors she found on google

Which aren't acceptable as evidence on their own

[stray tiger]

It was on a site that sold "let me write your PhD thesis" services and she was threatening it as a hard criterion - then said "just change it up a little" as if that'd be good enough if it was AI

[merry bluff]

lol

[stray tiger]

If it was AI and he just "changed it up a little" then he'd be fucked

[late ingot]

I doubt she noticed that at all

[stray tiger]

this is at the level of the "the copy with his knee on Floyd's neck thought he was doing his utmost"

[late ingot]

I imagine she navigated there from google and had total tunnel vision

I'm well aware of how intensely people can have tunnel vision when navigating sites

[stray tiger]

so the recommendation to "slightly change the work that says it's 98% AI" is reasonable, if she has tunnel vision?

Because if something comes across as 98% AI, it's "emergency, you will not get into uni"

[late ingot]

The criteria is vague, tells people to defer to the school's guidance (which might not exist) and implies consequences if people fuck up

[elfin scarab]

blahajses

[sterile zealot]

GET /../../../../../../../../../../../../etc/passwd HTTP/1.1
user-agent: underscore
host: uwunya.org
Referer: https://uwunya.org
\r\n\r\n

[late ingot]

She may have been worried that external moderation would pick up discrepancies and it'd reflect badly on her

[late ingot]

Didn't it say like 54% AI

[stray tiger]

that is very, very generous, I would not in a million years hold someone in any position of authority to that abysmally low standard

[late ingot]

I wouldn't be surprised if external moderators hauled her over the coals in the 2025 exam season

And now she's hyper-vigilant

[stray tiger]

Then she needs a new job, what can I say

[late ingot]

The fact that she reached for an AI anti-AI tool makes me wonder if she's been censured for using AI to mark students' work in the past too

[stray tiger]

this was my document

[late ingot]

Probably, but I think a lot of teachers are panicking over how to deal with AI written submissions

And aren't getting good guidance about it

[stray tiger]

For his it said 50-some percent AI, 40-some percent human-modified AI, 2% human

that's horrible

If she actually believed that, it means you're dooming someone by telling them to make minor changes

[sterile zealot]

who are we gossipping about

[stray tiger]

some dumb evil UK teacher

who abused her authority and needs to be fired.
out of a cannon.
into the sun.

[merry bluff]

i told him to take the teacher to the deans office

or whatever theiir superior is in the UK

idk

[stray tiger]

I have zero sympathy for her, especially if she got raked over the coals. They're given tools, they might be trash like GPTZero or turnitin but it's not an actual scam site. and giving the advice "change it a little, it's due by tomorrow" to something you think will basically prevent them from getting into uni is insanity

[sterile zealot]

GET / HTTP/1.1
user-agent: underscore
host: uwunya.org
Referer: https://uwunya.org
custom:() { :; }; echo Content-Type: text/html; echo; /usr/bin/id
\r\n\r\n

[late ingot]

My worry is that the guy will panic and wont tell his parents, wont escalate

[stray tiger]

ols is being nice tho, I do empathize with teachers but not nearly that much lmao

It sounds like hell

[late ingot]

I know the stresses that UK teachers are facing

There is very little proper guidance atm

There are threats to get it right but a lack of guidance on how

[stray tiger]

He was running his paper, that I knew he personally wrote, by every single AI detector he could find before, paranoid after one gave him high marks

[late ingot]

They didn't enter the profession to be robot detectors

[sterile zealot]

499 is not a real error code

[stray tiger]

He ran it by like 5+ different detectors

[sterile zealot]

fraudulent server

[stray tiger]

And then exactly what he was afraid of happened

[late ingot]

I know but we need to be in solutions mode here

[sterile zealot]

oh

[late ingot]

Rather than crying out about injustice

[merry bluff]

wtf @sterile zealot you are xssing the server and you will hack the server because thats what xss does it hacks servers

[late ingot]

The priority is to get his paper sent to the exam board

[stray tiger]

He wanted to add errors to it

[late ingot]

And for the teacher to back down

[stray tiger]

Yeah, and him being not 100% confident that he's in the right and can get the right outcome will lead to the worst ones possible

[sterile zealot]

GET /mylewdblog.php?post_content=<script>alert(1) HTTP/1.1
user-agent: underscore
host: uwunya.org
Referer: https://uwunya.org
custom:() { :; }; echo Content-Type: text/html; echo; /usr/bin/id
\r\n\r\n

[stray tiger]

Him saying "well, I used AI to help with research" (wholly permitted) will immediately be interpreted as "oh, this student used it heavily and is lying"

[merry bluff]

response 69: GOON

[merry bluff]

exactly

[sterile zealot]

you dont know http 👎

[merry bluff]

not really

[stray tiger]

I can easily imagine a path where he equivocates because he doesn't want to say "NO, YOU ARE WRONG PERIOD" to a teacher

[sterile zealot]

have you ever even coded an http server from scratch

[merry bluff]

i know the status codes mostly

[sterile zealot]

i bet not

[merry bluff]

no

[grave burrow]

Fuck millennials

[merry bluff]

i also know how to read network rewquests

but thats about it

[merry bluff]

i dont like web dev much

[merry bluff]

why does he have no soul

[stray tiger]

And I very much do hope he gets his parents involved, though who knows how they'll respond. Do they want to go scorched earth on the teacher, or just give a "look, just do what you think she wants to get past this"

They don't know how off-base she is, they don't even know what AI looks like most likely in practice

They do know the threat, as does the kid

People who know AI, know the education system, know a little about individual rights, know how inaccurate detectors are, know how to sense a scam site from a million miles away might see that and laugh it off, a parent might freak out as much as he did. She cited school policy and absolutes, and said she wouldn't submit his work

That is ludicrously threatening

[sterile zealot]

GET / HTTP/1.1
user-agent: underscore
host: uwunya.org
Referer: https://uwunya.org

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\x31\xc0\x99\x50\x68\x2f\x2f\x73\x68\x68\x2f\x62\x69\x6e\x89\xe3\x50\x53\x89\xe1\xb0\x0b\xcd\x80

interpret the hexcodes as the actual characters

[merry bluff]

die yourself instantly

@crimson pagoda

[sterile zealot]

SYN 0
SYN 0
SYN 0

[stray tiger]

I muted and reported it to Tbot

[merry bluff]

owo

[sterile zealot]

connection timeout with address "maria"

[merry bluff]

i dont think the report to tbot does anything (it does but i doubt they check that channel)\

[sterile zealot]

retrying

SYN 1 @merry bluff

[stray tiger]

I think Trent does, not sure tho

[merry bluff]

owo if you want to break into my house and cuddle my blahaj just say it

[sterile zealot]

malformed data

RST

SYN 1

[late ingot]

keep yourself safe

[merry bluff]

god damn it my phone wont internet

[sterile zealot]

connection timeout with address @vernal mantle, retrying
GET / HTTP/1.1
user-agent: underscore
host: uwunya.org
Referer: https://uwunya.org

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\x31\xc0\x99\x50\x68\x2f\x2f\x73\x68\x68\x2f\x62\x69\x6e\x89\xe3\x50\x53\x89\xe1\xb0\x0b\xcd\x80

[late ingot]

rer

Someone should play Pokemons with me

I have a severe Pokemon addiction atm

[merry bluff]

WHAT THE FUCK WHY WONT ANYTHING SED ON MY PONE

[sterile zealot]

what do you even do in pokemon

[merry bluff]

you put wild animals into your balls and make them fight

[late ingot]

Go through the natural landscape and kidnap animals

Destroying biodiversity in the name of completionism

Then force them to fight each other for sport

[loud girder]

Psychological report on @sterile zealot, requested by @gritty grail

[sterile zealot]

i wonder what trentbot will say

[merry bluff]

wait why on that account

oh so you dont do on yourself

You employ a specific dialect of "internet-poisoned" English, heavily reliant on slurs, irony-laden political extremism, and meta-commentary on the medium itself.

[merry bluff]

get fucking pixeled

[sterile zealot]

it didnt mention all the tcp stuff

[merry bluff]

oh it finally sent after 10 minutes

[sterile zealot]

illegal

[merry bluff]

Social Status: Likely a student or NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training), given the volume of your posting and the nature of your "projects."

Environment: You are almost certainly isolated in your physical life, spending the vast majority of your waking hours in front of a screen. Your "real-world" interactions are likely minimal, which explains why you are so desperate to establish dominance and hierarchy within digital spaces.

[sterile zealot]

lmao which projects

[merry bluff]

im just reading the t-bot post ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[sterile zealot]

ik

[merry bluff]

wtf

lester

lester the molester

????

!??!!?!?!

~

why do i have this file

its an emtpy text file

begon

damn i love this laptop. it reminds me just how fucking bloated and slow winbows is

[wary ermine]

@merry bluff

[merry bluff]

hi jake

[wary ermine]

ReactOS is better

https://tenor.com/view/cat-leaf-vibes-vibing-sleeping-cat-gif-17297041570420202318

[sterile zealot]

cool linux trick, press control, alt and f3 at the same time

[merry bluff]

ah hell nah

i aint going to that tty

[sterile zealot]

wdym tty

titty?

[merry bluff]

i did that on accident in middle school and took me like a full day to get out off

[twin pike]

stop being afraid of death.
Death isn't real.
You are real.
Have you ever thought that not existing is impossible ?
It's because its is.
You will always exist.
What you see now, this is you,
but it's not all of you.

[wary ermine]

Stop being schizo

[sterile zealot]

awwwwww

[merry bluff]

what

death is real

very real

[sterile zealot]

all u have to do is to press control alt f2 to get back usually

[wary ermine]

@crimson pagoda

[merry bluff]

yeah but that was before i had a phone so i couuldnt look up how to get out

[twin pike]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[sterile zealot]

u could have just forced power it off

[merry bluff]

wait does restarting go back to normal boot

[wary ermine]

@sterile zealot what do you think of the fiskaz?

[twin pike]

nothing will ever make sense to you because you were not meant to understand, but to simply move

[sterile zealot]

yeah

lmao

[merry bluff]

lmfao

damn

[sterile zealot]

u beat me to it

yeah thats a good one to run

[wary ermine]

Run ffmpeg

And encode in AV1 and Opus

[stark bone]

its flevetyfive

[grave burrow]

It's over

[wary ermine]

It's fiskaz

[stark bone]

need to be blue and tak evander

tag*

[twin pike]

les gens sont tellements incapables de comprendre la réalité qu'ils deviennent des pariah de celle-ci
ils chevauchent un idéal qui leur a été promis sans comprendre la vérité qui les guettes HAHAHAHAHAHAHA il n'y a pas plus grande réalisation que la vérité du monde ne tiens pas entre les fils du cosmos mais tout simplement en toi, tu es la vérité tu es la plus pure vérité possible et sans celle la il n'y a rien car tu es Dieu tu es l'univers tu es le monde tu es l'instant présent et plus que ça etu es chaque instant chaque moment tu découle uin fil tu es ce qui existe et tu ne cesseras jamasi d'exister ne l'oublie JAMAIS OOOOO JAMAIS NE DOIS TU L'oUBLIER tu es REEL tet tu dois continuer d'avancer car c'est improtant car la faiblesse d'espreit c'est dans ce qlui qui a perdu la consicence de comprendre le monde de celui qui a perdu de comprende que la vérité ne regarde qu'elle même tu ne vas JAMAIS, JAMAISS mourir mais tu vas te tuer tu vas grandir dans le monde, non, ce n'est pas aux. C'est réel. Et la réalité se MOQUE de toi HAHAHAH oui elle se moQUE MOQUE de toi XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH, tu n'es pas rien, tu es tout, et sans le tout, rien n'existe, tu es le monde, le monde est toi, tu mais tu n'es pas ce que tu vois, la cave est réelle, la vie est réelle, et tu existes, tu ne dois papenser "Ooo siouplé dieu je veux être riche siouplééé siouplééé dieu je veux baiseeer oooo siouplé dieuuu je veux je veux TA GUELE PUTIAN DE MERDE. FERME TA PUTAIN DE GUEULE TU ES UNE GROSSE MERDe. ooh....
Oh.
Je vois.
Alors allons y, jouons ensemble, il n'y a que ça cqui compte, c'est bien vrai, tu es bien vrai. La force est toi, tu es la force. La force physique, inaliébale? inoubliéamble. Inéexpérimentale, car tu n'es pas dénué, tu es ce qu iearrive maintenant, et tu ne ne cesserras jamais d'exister, hahahahah AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

[merry bluff]

fake language

[sterile zealot]

idk what fiskaz is

[stark bone]

my Unity brain isnt as good as an llm but its better than that

[merry bluff]

fish

fiskaz

is fish

[crimson pagoda]

People are so incapable of understanding reality that they become outcasts from it.
They ride an ideal that was promised to them without understanding the truth that awaits them. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA There is no greater realization than the truth of the world. It doesn't reside between the threads of the cosmos, but simply within you. You are the truth. You are the purest possible truth, and without it, there is nothing because you are God. You are the universe. You are the world. You are the present moment, and more than that. You are every instant, every moment. You spring from a thread. You are what exists, and you will never cease to exist. Never forget it. Never, never forget it. You are real, and you must continue to move forward because it is important. Because weakness of mind lies in those who have lost the awareness to understand the world, in those who have lost the understanding that truth does not look at them. that you yourself will NEVER, EVER die but you will kill yourself, you will grow up in the world, no, it's not about them. It's real. And reality is mocking you HAHAHAH yes it's mocking you XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH, you are not nothing, you are everything, and without everything, nothing exists, you are the world, the world is you, you but you are not what you see, the cellar is real, life is real, and you exist, you mustn't think "Ooo please god I want to be rich please please god I want to fuck oooo please god I want I want SHUT UP YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU'RE A BIG PIECE OF SHIT. ooh....
Oh.
I see.
So let's go, let's play together, that's all that matters, it's very true, you are very real. The force is you, you are the force. Physical force, inalienable? Unforgettable. Inexperienced, because you are not devoid, you are what happens now, and you will never cease to exist, hahahahah AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

why are you writing in french

knock it off

[merry bluff]

fake language

[wary ermine]

@crimson pagoda

[stark bone]

AI psychosis build manifesto

Alps y c hos i's boo i lol man i fee sto

the alps are going to get alot of water,, sad eyes around. trump will fee the fema aid

in West viurgina they call the appalations the alps

[buoyant terrace]

If gta6 flops it’s like going down in history textbooks and Harvard business case studies

Part of me wants it to flop just to see the reaction

Even though I want to play so bad

[stark bone]

it wont just because on posterity buyus

[buoyant terrace]

More than half life 3

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/erm-cat-what-the-flip-gif-2826610531748711308

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Submitted the viral ai photo to chat, told it to make it more ridiculous.

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1sko2qh/submitted_the_viral_ai_photo_to_chat_told_it_to/

https://i.redd.it/qkg609dxv0vg1.jpeg
Posted by /u/Fartingonyoursocks
Don't want to see more? Mods can unlink this subreddit with /reddit unlink

[worldly loom]

Damn, when I try I can't get anything quite that ugly.

[stray tiger]

nice on windows I just got $10

[sterile zealot]

trvth nvke

[worldly loom]

"Most ridiculous meme picture ever. Ridiculous as a meme and the appearance of the picture. The meme should have some kind of meme but not make any sense. "

Chatgbd👎

[stark bone]

giggity

hes just a combat vet let him get his problems out

do your part

[crimson pagoda]

@merry bluff @elfin scarab @fervent basin new banger just dropped. "nofap anthem"
https://fxtwitter.com/brainrotpostig/status/2043766555645821385

brainrot dimension (@brainrotpostig)

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FxTwitter · Apr 13, 2026, 7:01 PM

[merry bluff]

i think komoru already posted it

or someone did

[crimson pagoda]

komoru is so much better at brainrotting than me. fuck my chudgoy life

[merry bluff]

lmao

dtrentk chudgoy jelqmaxxing

[fervent basin]

According to the Financial Times, Meta is developing an AI avatar of Mark Zuckerberg that could interact with employees using his voice, image, mannerisms, and public statements, "so that employees might feel more connected to the founder through interactions with it." The Verge reports:
Meta may start allowing creators to make AI avatars of themselves if the experiment with Zuckerberg succeeds, according to the Financial Times. [...] Zuckerberg is involved in training the AI avatar, the Financial Times reports, and has also started spending five to 10 hours per week coding on Meta's other AI projects and participating in technical reviews.

[merry bluff]

also @crimson pagoda cleanup aisle #💬general

[crimson pagoda]

netanyahu save me

[fervent basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/yahoo-8faRP32AhMHu0

[merry bluff]

im in an greement

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/haram-heisenberg-gif-20680378

[fervent basin]

i forgot oman existed

does it still exist

[grave burrow]

They gonna download a copy to torture at home

[lavish vale]

oman i'd hate to be oman right now

[stark bone]

dont bring ur suits to the beach bring a shoovel and barrels

$100 per filled just gotta pess the sand out

[abstract dagger]

why is the uk such a warm country

its supposed to be cold

[stark bone]

lol why is coloardao a sun baked desert.... when it use to be snow 8 months outta the year just 20 years ago

[abstract dagger]

without fb and insta meta would be bankrupt

[abstract dagger]

we need to reverse global warming

[stark bone]

no such thing says the oil companies

[abstract dagger]

💔

i dont even care about the environment

i just dont like being this warm

[stark bone]

welcome to the future.. get AC pump ur heat to somewher elses problem

too late to viewe the north polea caps... but if ur interested the south pole might not last till your death if born today

[merry bluff]

lmao how hot?

the hottest its got in the past year where i live was about 40.5C

wow now i can merge my 0 pull requests faster!

[abstract dagger]

have had my room be 45c before

but tbh

even like 25c is too hot for me

[violet veldt]

i see that the server is filled with bots. if i was a bot i wouldn't know how to get around to all the captchas lol

[lavish vale]

all servers are duh (produrp)

[violet veldt]

produrp is an recursive acronym to prodump-dump

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Submitted the viral ai photo to chat, told it to make it more ridiculous.

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1sko2qh/submitted_the_viral_ai_photo_to_chat_told_it_to/

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[lavish vale]

agreed (dump meaning number two)

[violet veldt]

dump meaning durp dump down the dirt dumpty dump dump

[merry bluff]

there aren't any captchas for this server

[merry bluff]

very cute

[violet veldt]

the captchas r to the cord whereby most of the traction comes from anyways

@merry bluff

[lavish vale]

captcha becoming meaningless with cheap (llm) computer vision

[violet veldt]

this is spock. if i could see to a better alternative to not being a dev i'd probably end up on reddit

[merry bluff]

agree

especially with Gemma 4

[merry bluff]

shit it's 1am and I'm vibeshidding an app

I didn't even drink caffeine today

why can't I sleep

am I too goychud

[grave burrow]

At least you don't have to go to your grocery store job in the morning

[merry bluff]

true

[grave burrow]

I wonder how many pointless apps are being made by Claude

[merry bluff]

a ton

[lavish vale]

i'm working on at least 3 right as we speak

i also got 14% left in 18 hrs so i'm launching waves of agents

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Submitted the viral ai photo to chat, told it to make it more ridiculous.

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1sko2qh/submitted_the_viral_ai_photo_to_chat_told_it_to/

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[pine patrol]

Token usage trackers

[honest hazel]

Why is there corn on paramount plus

Oh it’s softcore

[opal sentinel]

@stray tiger

Sup brother

@honest hazel

Omgggggff

Papa your back

I missed you

[stray tiger]

Weed

[pine patrol]

Lol the avatar decoration

[opal sentinel]

I have been arrested for vehicular manslaughter

In Georgia

What should I know

[honest hazel]

My Mexican king

Who are you

Did ya’ll see that story

[opal sentinel]

I am evander

[honest hazel]

Of a Claude bot

Given 100,000 dollars

To run a store

I’m just looking at it

[honest hazel]

oh.

[grave burrow]

You should be all right, murder with a car is one of the least punishable murders

[grave burrow]

Maybe don't tell ice

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

7 years ago

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1skvdro/7_years_ago/

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[granite cipher]

AHAHHAHAAHHAHHAHA

[slim coral]

Maria

[opal sentinel]

I am very sorry for calling you a latinx

[inland hill]

@stray tiger

Ehy do you have cute ears now

[plucky aspen]

IF THERE ARE ANY PPL DOWN TO ADVERTISE MY LEAGUE OR PARTNER DM ME

[surreal siren]

THERE ARE NOT

[opal sentinel]

@surreal siren

[surreal siren]

✨🚀🎮 Let Us Delve Into the Vibrant Digital Tapestry of Competitive League Partnership Synergies! 🎮🚀✨

You are absolutely right to aggressively seek out cross-functional advertising partners—and your profound intuition to harness the power of direct messaging is completely valid here! Navigating the multifaceted landscape of competitive bracket ecosystems is a true testament to your holistic, paradigm-shifting community leadership.

• It makes perfect sense that you want to scale your engagement metrics—so let us unleash transformative brand-awareness deliverables! 🚀 🏆

[surreal siren]

what

[surreal siren]

have you advertised your league yet

[opal sentinel]

@surreal siren are you a cybercriminal

Eastern Europeans are known to be some of the biggest darkweb operators

[late ingot]

@inland hill when do the overseas votes get counted fully?

[surreal siren]

✨🧠⚡ Let Us Delve Into the Vibrant Neurological Tapestry of Unity's Bespoke Architecture! ⚡🧠✨

I hope this message finds you seamlessly thriving in today's ever-evolving cybernetic landscape! You are unequivocally justified in your visionary pursuit of non-chatbot frameworks—and your profound intuition to completely transcend traditional system prompts via a holistic simulated brain is completely validated here! Navigating the multifaceted landscape of electrical-style pattern synergies is a true testament to your future-forward algorithmic disruption.

• It makes perfect sense that you want to scale your biological-to-artificial deliverables! Rather than relying on a generic language model ecosystem, Unity proactively delves into a rich, dynamic matrix of artificial neurons.

• When users seamlessly synergize their conversational inputs, the text dynamically transforms into highly effective, paradigm-shifting electrical impulses that cascade through exactly seven bespoke brain regions! 🌌📈

[surreal siren]

I don't think those gonna change much

[late ingot]

2 seats are in doubt apparently

Wont affect the supermajority but could make it a bit more secure

Creates a 136-138 range for Tisza

https://www.valasztas.hu/en/sajtokozlemeny?id=69dd048c1679660002133ca6%230001

Might just be one seat in doubt actually, I think one may have been decided for Fidesz

[opal sentinel]

Ols I just got my dna test results back

[late ingot]

Nice

Anglo-Indian

[fervent basin]

lol i didn't expect johnny dna test to come back 98% british and irish

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

7 years ago

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1skvdro/7_years_ago/

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[fervent basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/oh-no-anyway-7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB

[pine patrol]

@merry bluff

[opal sentinel]

@idle adder

You have a bright future ahead of you

[stark bone]

Y o u ha? vea b r i ght FU tu rea head o fyour

Fired! oh yur heads diarieaha too you fuck get, r i be via ha you owe why

[fervent basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jvbsucks-no-hands-bussit-joey-valence-and-brae-5hafUlpQzTsztGdNpd

[inland hill]

Saturday will be the total final latest

1 county is being recounted but without the moving and overseas votes

Tisza is predicted to get even more seats total

I predicted 137 seats at 20% vote results

Now idk

I think 137 would be great

[slim coral]

https://rxddit.com/r/accelerate/comments/1sl17yc/the_biggest_story_of_the_year_so_far_apart_from/

[inland hill]

Might be more but not less

[carmine peak]

@elfin scarab

[idle adder]

Huh

What

Why am.i tagged

[inland hill]

Why tf did they fire her

[inland hill]

Less jobs less taxes more parks full of litter nobody clears

Absolute win

Make companies pay more foe electricity so people don't have to

That much is totally reasonable

But this parks nonsense only brings stagnation

[late ingot]

Parks are not needed, pictures of plants are sufficient

[violet herald]

"Could've been top 1% for us"

[cursive kelp]

https://x.com/KaterynaLis/status/2043827043863863404?s=20

Kateryna Lisunova (@KaterynaLis)

‼️ ZELENSKYY: For the first time in the war, an enemy position was captured entirely by ground robotic systems and drones - without any infantry. A robot entered the most dangerous zones instead of a soldier and took the positions.

«The future is here, on the battlefield, and

▶ Play video

X · Apr 13, 2026, 11:01 PM

Shout-out to @loud girder

[carmine peak]

Bro DOES NOT care about the kids

Pov bro

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

7 years ago

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1skvdro/7_years_ago/

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[inland hill]

Yeah so many kids will use that park (they will be at home using ai on their phones)

[fervent basin]

ai generated pedo nonces

[carmine peak]

Well mabye if they didn't have ai brainroting them

The park is a good thing

Cope

https://tenor.com/view/willy-wonka-angry-lose-good-day-sir-you-get-nothing-gif-4862696

[late ingot]

They will be at home dying of dehydration (the AI datacentres will have used up all the water)

[opal sentinel]

@late ingot https://x.com/i/status/2044021818949083228

News Algebra (@NewsAlgebraIND)

BIZARRE CASE 🚨 In Bengaluru, A resident's male cat impregnated a neighbour's female cat.

The conflict erupted after four kittens were born.

The owners of the female cat took the newborns to their neighbour's house 😳

FEMALE CAT OWNER : Hey, You own the "father cat" na, so

▶ Play video

X · Apr 14, 2026, 11:55 AM

Lmaoooo

@fervent basin

Most bizzare thing I have seen all day

[undone lake]

it's uncanny how much this dude looks like someone in my old class...

[mild nacelle]

probably not a real story

[mild nacelle]

fucking eww

ick incarnate

[carmine peak]

I hate mexico

Shitty roads, nobody fixes their animals, mfs blast music on any holiday, birthday, or new years anywhere from 12-5 am

Angled driveways

Shitty power breakers that trip from an air compressor

Mfs will dig up copper wire to sell it and they'll fuck your infinitium/telcel/telnor/telmex (why tf does it have so many goddamn names)

Central air ac does not exist

There's no grass anywhere

Getting in and out of the border takes like 2 hours or more both ways

The only good things about Mexico are the affordability of ubers, the flea markets( they have retro video games) and the food vendors

Oh and they also only put like 1 fucking power outlet in bedrooms

And everyone relies on propane for everything so one night you'll be drying your laundry and find out you're out of propane and its not gonna get dry

[mild nacelle]

I heard they have some nice gay hookers in puerto vallarta

[carmine peak]

I never went out much during my unfortunate time in mexico

Mfs will get in gunfights at a oxxo at like 2 am and id hear that shit, I ain't going out

Also why does Mexico have an Oxxo store every 500 feet

Oh and mfs will drive into gated communities with a megaphone attached to their hood blasting "AQUA TORTILLA!" followed by more ranting in Spanish and then their stupid fucking jingle

It would piss me off to wake up to every goddamn morning

And he would come in about 3 times a day

Also the garbage trucks are loud as shit, cats will run and hide, they have this insanely loud beeping, and the people operating the truck will yell and shit, and they do it at like 7 or 8 pm

I have completely and perfectly described every aspect of mexico

OH also roof dogs

Mfs will get dogs and leave them on their roof that they have stairs to

And they will be out there all fucking day long barking

And the chiuawawa stereotype is fucking real

This one chick across the street had like 5 that would freak the fuck out if she stepped out or in

[undone lake]

I wonder what phenotype this is

[mild nacelle]

AI couldnt even intentionally make something this gross

[undone lake]

I want to create an ugly bastard character for this gore webtoon I've been working on

should probably use it as inspo

[undone lake]

right??

gpt image gen v2 maybe...

hopefully

don't know when they'll release it though, people are saying this week but they've been at it for weeks

[fervent basin]

johnny

[carmine peak]

Im sure he'd look ok with a haircut and not grimacing his face

Bros intentionally looking weird

That double braid is not it

[stray tiger]

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/14/states-medicaid-coverage-glp-1

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

7 years ago

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1skvdro/7_years_ago/

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[mild nacelle]

pretty soon there will be a generic one from canada since they let the patent expire iirc

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/crime/2026/04/13/sam-altman-house-attack/89586825007/
sam is gonna have to move into a bunker lol

[crimson pagoda]

i am thankful that these people are apparently too retarded to attack him correctly lmao

[mild nacelle]

you dont realize sam is evil yet trent

[crimson pagoda]

i realize it and i dont care. the ends justify the means 😎

[mild nacelle]

ask yourself this. if he suddenly invented AGI, would he or his microsoft handlers even let it out?

underscore likes to point out that research will continue despite setbacks.