💬off-topic

[stray tiger]

Try equicord, more options and features with all the plugins. Which client are you using

[carmine peak]

well im on linux so I constantly switch because of screensharing memory leaks

iv'e switched between vesktop and vanilla so much

vesktop has terrible memory leaks

awlays has

vanilla works fine aside from the gif bug

[sterile zealot]

every electron app does

electron is so evil

[stray tiger]

Yeah, Javascript lets you access strings as if it were an array of chars, that's why I thought they were mutable

I don't think so, not unless you're familiar with one

[carmine peak]

since 2024 when I started using vesktop instead of a windows pc and a capture card for linux screenshare with a discord alt, I had to alt tab and restart my screenshare every 5-10 minutes because it would kill my fps by over half on a 5800x and 7900xt

[merry bluff]

electron is horrible

kill electron

[stray tiger]

Well yeah, but depending on how good it is I'm not optimizing my code to be less readable/mutable if the engine is doing it for me

[carmine peak]

sometime late last year vanilla discord fixed their audio and shit and wayland support

so I switched back to that so I don't have to constantly alt tab and restart my screenshare

[sterile zealot]

regex is like doing chmod -r on your source code

its write only

[carmine peak]

@stray tiger can I use equicord on top of vanilla?

or is it it's own client

[stray tiger]

Equicord is its own client, I'm not sure if it's cross platform. Let me check

Er it's a vanilla mod

[carmine peak]

oh thank god

because vesktop can't fix their goddamn memory leak

and im banned from their discord so iv'e never been able to report it

and they deleted my post on their github after I mentioned my ban

[stray tiger]

Yeah give it a try, it's on Linux it seems https://equicord.org

[carmine peak]

2 yrs ago btw

[opal sentinel]

Hi guys is this chat end to end encrypted

[carmine peak]

im trying it rn

[stray tiger]

I'll give you my plugin list if you want though it's nothing special, I'd look through them if I was you

[carmine peak]

I feel like vesktop devs refused to fix the memory leak out of spite of me

[stray tiger]

Nothing is encrypted on discord lmao

[stray tiger]

Lol pressing X to doubt

[carmine peak]

erm actually vc is

that's it though

[stray tiger]

Sigh you know what I mean

No text chat afaik, including DMs

[carmine peak]

"ok honey can you show me your encryption keys?"
"before we get into the erp?"

[elder ledge]

Open a new chat, ask 5.4 to find mistakes in the work it did and your psychosis will be over

[stray tiger]

Maybe text inside VC or something, go paste it into notepad and show it on the screen

[opal sentinel]

Wow so the NSA could read my chats if they wanted

[carmine peak]

mythos ai exists, nothing is secure

ffmpeg has like a 16 yr old vulnerability it found

and freebsd had like a 27 yr old one

[stray tiger]

@vernal mantle i have massive chains of regexes all over defined inside loops, though they may be compiler optimized to avoid duplicative work

[carmine peak]

nothing is truly truly truly that secure

bitlocker has some shit with like the us government or something

so thats cool

[crimson pagoda]

im literally looking at my brain data rn

it worked

[elder ledge]

You live near atlanta

[stray tiger]

For readability I also have a giant array of regex strings that I combine into one giant one

[carmine peak]

yeah I showed my weather app one time

[stray tiger]

There's probsbly another way to do it, dunno. I used to just run each one separately though

[carmine peak]

nuke me nigga

[stray tiger]

Atl ho

Those fucking giant highways in atl stress me out, too damn many lanes

It's like being in China

[carmine peak]

equicord, my hopefully beloved

[elder ledge]

Does this measure your cortisol

[opal sentinel]

Y'all gotta come down in California man that's where all the parties are

[stray tiger]

Probably do openasar too, it's supposedly better

[merry bluff]

o

[carmine peak]

whats that

[stray tiger]

I can't say I noticed much difference though I did enable one openasar exclusive feature

[carmine peak]

maria can u ublock me

[stray tiger]

It's a replacement for a discord dependency

[carmine peak]

I can't skull emoji react you

[crimson pagoda]

you can use band power to estimate things like anxiety and stress, but the raw data is very difficult to interpret reliably

[stray tiger]

@merry bluff hollow wants you to unblock him

[crimson pagoda]

read this as opensaar for a sec and thought it was about an LLM trained to be indian

[merry bluff]

why

[carmine peak]

poggers

[stray tiger]

So he can reacc

[carmine peak]

tell her its so I can literally just skull emoji react

[merry bluff]

nah I don't like him

[carmine peak]

dammit

[elder ledge]

Gpt5.4 helped you intercept useless information
Literally agi

[carmine peak]

she doesn't like me because I made fun of her liking femboys

that's literally why she blocked

[stray tiger]

So have I, I don't think it's just that

[carmine peak]

which dependancy?

[merry bluff]

i use equicord on my laptop

[carmine peak]

no it's actually literally why

I shit you not

[crimson pagoda]

it's not useless, it's just difficult to interpret when it's completely unfiltered like this. imagine if i gave you a JSON array containing pixel values for an image. is the data "useless" because you can't see it's an image of a cat in that state? of course not. it's just not formatted in a way that's easily interpretable

[merry bluff]

🥵

[carmine peak]

...

[stray tiger]

It's pretty neat, I use it on all desktops. Revenge on mobile tho

[merry bluff]

i use uwucord on mobile

I'm in the car

[stray tiger]

I got aids from this post congrats

[merry bluff]

glad I could help

[rough ledge]

whatd i just come back to

[stray tiger]

Asar lmao

[elder ledge]

It’s more like i give you the most important image ever in encrypted b64 without the key, it’s only useful if it can be interpreted thats the whole charm of it

[stray tiger]

Open+Asar

[carmine peak]

oh, ok so what does it just make it faster and snappier and modable like im reading?

[merry bluff]

açai

[stray tiger]

https://openasar.dev

[crimson pagoda]

i have already interpreted this type of information in useful (but previously, network latency limited) ways

[stray tiger]

I mean discord is abysmally optimized, do everything you can

[carmine peak]

yeah thats what im reading lol

[crimson pagoda]

5.4 solved the network latency issue by just letting me connect to the headset locally rather than through a circuitous route across the internet

[carmine peak]

fuck it lets try open asshole i mean open asar I mean allauhakbar

[elder ledge]

Oh yeah did it show the benchmark latencies

[crimson pagoda]

no, i benchmarked latency

[carmine peak]

@stray tigerdidn't you tell me a few days ago there was a plugin to bypass the upload file size limit?

god that'd be hype

[stray tiger]

I mean I just installed it from the beginning, might as well. It adds a few config options.

If you have multiple desktop devices or just want an easy backup for reinstall, etc., use the Equicord cloud sync

[carmine peak]

id actually use obs to clip again

[carmine peak]

oh sweet

[elder ledge]

Ok but it didn’t open the strait of hormuz, so checkmate libtard

[crimson pagoda]

good i want the strait closed. i want iran to get nukes too

if iran had nukes we wouldn't be in this predicament!

[slim coral]

But if it's closed

AGI won't happen

it has to be open tonk

it has to be open

[crimson pagoda]

why are you attacking iran?
they have nukes!!!
why aren't you attacking north korea?
are you crazy? they have nukes!!!

the solution to this is to give iran nukes

[stray tiger]

Not exactly, it's a server side limitation but there are a few tricks.

• Here's a file transfer robit: https://file.kiwi/blog/35_
• There's a file splitter plugin, don't know anything about it.
• On mobile I never set this up, but you can set up a third party service to allow giant file uploads

[cursive kelp]

🚛 🇮🇪 ⛽️ Ireland is currently experiencing massive protests over the price of fuel jumping over 20% in the last few weeks and the shortages starting to occur.

500 out of around 1200 fuel stations in the Republic of Ireland are set to run dry by the end of the day as protests continue to grow.

There are also rumours that hauliers are planning the same in the UK starting Tuesday 14th April.

📎 Carolina Lion

[elder ledge]

This is just bullshit

[stray tiger]

@carmine peak look up the FileUpload plugin. you just have to set up one of those services. catbox.moe is a classic one

[stray tiger]

I don't know anything about it, just found it a second ago 🤷‍♂️ I'll take your word for it

[abstract dagger]

just buy nitro

[elder ledge]

How do u think they evade the laws of physics by uploading any sized file in 10s your ass is getting hacked

[stray tiger]

they don't, it's the download link being generated then

lol

The download link comes before the file is uploaded presumably

Though again, as far as I know it is a bullshit service, so I have no clue about how well it works

[elder ledge]

@crimson pagoda can you ask 5.4 to find this service’s storage bucket it’s most likely public

[stray tiger]

@carmine peak here's my settings.json, I have 90-some plugins and a basic theme if you want a quick 'starter pack' (you'll have to download the theme)

or you can just read through it. all the basic optimizations and unobtrusive expansions, all the ad/tracking block stuff, etc.

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

vibecoders using claude, chat gpt and gemini for the same project be like:

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1shw1vp/vibecoders_using_claude_chat_gpt_and_gemini_for/

https://v.redd.it/u1cfthf9weug1
Posted by /u/Itachi_Singh
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[gritty perch]

We making egg bites and peanut butter coconut granola balls

[stray tiger]

deleted message logging, hidden channel views, favorite GIFs/moji. the live translate is cool, I just don't like more shit on my little taskbar.

nice 🙂

[crimson pagoda]

human kibble

[stray tiger]

@vernal mantle I have a function that compiles one regex from an array of them, lol. See, this makes quite a bit of sense I think, even if not perfectly optimized

[carmine peak]

@stray tigerHOLY SHIT

JUST HOW MANY PLUGINS

ARE THERE

I HAVE BEEN AT THIS FOR LIKE 20 MINUTES READING AND PICKING THEM

[stray tiger]

like 300-some, that's why I gave you my list lol

[carmine peak]

nah my shitcord set up now

[stray tiger]

It has all the plugins from Vencord, plus like ~150 more

[carmine peak]

this is crazy

this is like better than betterdiscord

I used to like that the best but that would have so many crashes or the need to figure out which of your plugins is crashing it by turning them off 1 by 1

[stray tiger]

yes, it is lol. I used BetterDiscord -> Vencord -> Equicord -> Equicord + Shelter

[stray tiger]

basically changed as I learned about them and saw people flexing things I wished I had

[carmine peak]

plugins go brr

[stray tiger]

I have the plugins to show a lot of hidden stuff. it isn't working here atm, but the summaries feature is nice

[gritty perch]

Yeah the granola doesnt look that appetizing in that form lol

[carmine peak]

is there a way to fix themes yet

[stray tiger]

Experimental Discord thing that does AI summaries of what people are chatting about, it's mostly just funny. Um I hide flair and change user colors like on IRC. There's a neat quick reply one (double click to reply) and something called like 'replypreview' or similar, so you can hover over the OP in a reply to see the full original post

[carmine peak]

vc panel and username panel are the only things that are affected

[stray tiger]

Themes work fine for me, idk.

try a different one. you can even use arbitrary CSS in the QuickCSS panel, I used it to mess around with some things

[stray tiger]

enable online themes, deselect everything else first though [you might be theming over something]

[carmine peak]

hm ok

[stray tiger]

Yeah if I had to guess you have CSS overriding something

I keep mine pretty basic though usually, I used to have two themes applied at once to get the text colors of one and the bg/layout changes of another

[carmine peak]

I have no idea what im doing

[gritty perch]

These look good as fuck boi

[carmine peak]

minimal cord works

I think it's just a novum issue

[abstract dagger]

betterequicord inbound

[fervent basin]

when will there be GPT 5.4 Codex model

that will be quite kool

[stray tiger]

dunno, maybe. It really shouldn't interact in that kind of messy way. try a maximalist theme and see if it works?

BTW, animations are often controlled here in the Accessibility menu. I turn on most of the reduced motion options but if you want more, make sure you don't have something disabled

[carmine peak]

are there any other places to get themes than from better discords site?

I feel like they have the best ones but they haven't been updated either in years

[stray tiger]

lol u didn't read what I said before

[stray tiger]

Themes > Enable Online Themes

You might have to refresh to load missing ones (option at top)

[carmine peak]

ah, missed that

[stray tiger]

You can browse them on the web but no real need to manually download

[carmine peak]

mine doesn't seem to work

it doesn't populate with any online themes

[stray tiger]

Not when you hit reload missing themes at the top? Try quitting and reopening

Unless it's VPN blocked that'd be odd but who knows

[carmine peak]

im not on a vpn but I do use pihole

that rarely but occasionally causes issues

[stray tiger]

Might but I doubt it, just try hard restarting equicord after enabling

[fervent basin]

are these egg tartlets with other stuff in there

[crimson pagoda]

@elfin scarab
https://fxtwitter.com/ClownWorld/status/2042991296730796240
new footage just dropped

Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld)

This is the inside security camera footage of the incident. The man claiming to be “Harry Dresden”

Quoting Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld)
︀
What would you have done the moment he asked about your daughter?

**💬 24 🔁 7 ❤️ 85 👁️ 14.4K **

▶ Play video

FxTwitter · Apr 11, 2026, 3:40 PM

[fervent basin]

is this guy on his own lol

alright i see

two guys

[gritty perch]

Similar but no pastry they are just called egg bites

[merry bluff]

tongue tongue tongue saarwhore

[gritty perch]

And yeah its got ground turkey sausage, spinach, sun dried tomatoes, and basil

And half got feta cheese on top

[slim coral]

hello Jamp

[fervent basin]

egg tartlets in the uk have no pastry either, i think

[slim coral]

how's your portfolio going

[fervent basin]

alright maybe they do

[gritty perch]

Ngl the pastry added sounds fuckin good

Just not as healthy

[gritty perch]

Terrible. Crude needs to go back up pls

[fervent basin]

i guess it's this lol https://www.hauteandhealthyliving.com/crustless-mini-quiche/

[slim coral]

idk

It might stay down

[gritty perch]

Yeah thats it just a different recipe

[gritty perch]

Depends if they are serious about this agreement holding up or not which its leaning towards no

And I read a headline this morning iran haphazardly laid sea mines out in the strait and didnt track them correctly. So now they dont know where the mines are exactly so its like minesweeper

[fervent basin]

oh lawd

that's what you do in a national security emergency tho

america is dumb as fuck

[opal sentinel]

https://x.com/i/status/2042887437144461619

Piyush Rai (@Benarasiyaa)

A 14-year-old boy was bit by a snake in Amroha, UP. The parents, instead of rushing him to hospital, took him to a tantrik who suggested lowering the boy in the Ganga river for 12 hours. The boy eventually died.

▶ Play video

X · Apr 11, 2026, 8:48 AM

[merry bluff]

aww puppy

[carmine peak]

Juiceworld

[fervent basin]

there's no puppy on the page, are you hallucinating lol

[carmine peak]

my fake nitro stickers work againnnn

[merry bluff]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1122863691256320080.png?size=160

[carmine peak]

utility

[slim coral]

@merry bluff Maria what are your hobbies

[mild nacelle]

the homunculus 🙏

[crimson pagoda]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1050422061803245600/1418279771670052978/antichrist.mp4?ex=69db2637&is=69d9d4b7&hm=0976d13a401d71a79c6316a2b7f297771cdbcecbfdc0f31ae8d2f54d8113494f&

[buoyant terrace]

https://x.com/johnthiccamus/status/2042991790840553728?s=46&t=BgL0S_21496TwNtxQaqvCg

Infinite Reality • ༺(⚔️)༻ (@JohnThiccamus)

Dang it, I forgot to post the HD non-camrip version! 👀🤪

▶ Play video

X · Apr 11, 2026, 3:42 PM

wtf lol

[merry bluff]

I go on computer and do computer things
also driving
and sleeping

[buoyant terrace]

This dude posts the whole Mario galaxy leaked video as a meme

Leaked movie

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/govote-because-the-brave-never-forget-land-of-the-free-america-september11th2001-gif-18387200

[gritty perch]

Now trump made a tweet saying oil tankers are heading to america to get oil instead of the strait..lol

[gritty perch]

Lmao look at our freedom flying away along with the twin towers. Since then they turned it into a surveillance state

Thanks snowden

[fervent basin]

how much oil did we burn already in this stupid war too

destroying depots, tankers, etc

never gonna get that back and the environment is gonna suffer

as usual environment is always a second thought not the primary

even though we are all gonna die of heatstroke in the next like 20-30 years or underwater

stupid fucking fucks

god they piss me off

[merry bluff]

oh fod

[fervent basin]

like the guy who set the toilet paper warehouse on fire

[merry bluff]

help

ahhh

elp

jneksoq

[fervent basin]

not this again lol

stop takin so many drugs

[merry bluff]

I'm scared

[fervent basin]

why is society split beteeen the people who take the drugs recreationally on a day to day basis and those who don't, then we have to deal with all the stupid fucks taking drugs all the time

[crimson pagoda]

jelq about it buddy

[gritty perch]

Had to look it up lmao did you find this information from scraping looksmax forums

[crimson pagoda]

no ive been aware of jelqing for a while. i think it first started popping up online around the mid 2010s in the proto-manosphere

[gritty perch]

Hahahah wtf how did I miss this

Bro if I knew about that as a teen id been doing it every day

[crimson pagoda]

it's mentioned in this timeless classic

[gritty perch]

Hahaha this is so fucking stupid why does this format work

[buoyant terrace]

In some states this can be more severe.. I read somewhere that setting a bushfire in forest for same intent can get capital punishment

Wildfires can be caused by 1 person

I think the California one was

[elfin scarab]

extremely rare moment of Dessimator writing more than one sentence

[gritty perch]

Anybody see sam altmans house getting moltoved

Yudkowskys book one shotted the dude who did it rip

[plucky gyro]

me let doubao find torrent for anime. she refused

we need evil model

[grave burrow]

Fire rant 🥇

[grave burrow]

Dessimator isn't real and he can't hurt you

[fervent basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dog-scared-mimibarbar-meJN6qdG74lUKAJTQl

[gritty perch]

Racing to my store to get Uhu rn

[pine patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/freeglue-freeglueterie-flag-waving-gif-17349935

[gritty perch]

https://x.com/i/status/2042755218819961048

Mehran Jalali (@mehran__jalali)

I found the Instagram of the guy who threw a Molotov cocktail at Sam Altman's house

His Instagram references the crusade of humans against AI from Dune

X · Apr 11, 2026, 12:02 AM

[merry bluff]

I WIN

AHAHAHA

I have been wired up

wife's

wife's

wifed

[gritty perch]

https://x.com/i/status/2042788779556266217

ZachXBT (@zachxbt)

@sama Hearing rumors Mythos radicalized a World Coin orb operator to launch these attacks after learning the majority of World ID users were purchased third world accounts via abusing incentives.

X · Apr 11, 2026, 2:16 AM

[stray tiger]

what are the other 2

[round lion]

Other 2 what?

Sorry ignore me pls I had alcohol drinks

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

vibecoders using claude, chat gpt and gemini for the same project be like:

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1shw1vp/vibecoders_using_claude_chat_gpt_and_gemini_for/

https://v.redd.it/u1cfthf9weug1
Posted by /u/Itachi_Singh
Don't want to see more? Mods can unlink this subreddit with /reddit unlink

[merry bluff]

tattoo of your boyfriend's conk

and uh

tattoo of your girlfriend's bobs

[idle adder]

when did this happen

[elfin scarab]

hi maria

@merry bluff

[merry bluff]

hi komororororo

[merry bluff]

Al final todo se devuelve

[fervent basin]

what's blondle

[merry bluff]

Debo recordar que soy tan joven

[elfin scarab]

no clue

taylor swift fetish?

[grave burrow]

Practicing for Guatemala?

[idle adder]

023 032 302 203 320 230

[elfin scarab]

not a 6 7 joke

[idle adder]

I think there are more

[elfin scarab]

boring

[merry bluff]

si señor

[idle adder]

pour que

[merry bluff]

что?

[idle adder]

huh

[merry bluff]

que paso?

[idle adder]

wot

[elfin scarab]

chto

maria are you learning Russian

chto

[merry bluff]

nie

[surreal siren]

I remember mechanical numerical locks from the past... Where you were supposed to push 2 correct keys at the same time and it would unlock. Except it also unlocked if you pushed every single button at once

[idle adder]

they vibecoded it???

[merry bluff]

lmao

good one

that made me smile

[surreal siren]

worked for alcoholics ig... Which is who they were trying to stop lol

homeless alcoholics looking for a place to crash and 'party'

[surreal siren]

tak

[surreal siren]

kot

[elfin scarab]

do you speak Russian @surreal siren

[surreal siren]

yes

and Polish

in addition to my native language and English lol

[elfin scarab]

I would never fall in love again until I found her
I said, "I would never fall unless it's you I fall into"
I was lost within the darkness, but then I found her
I found you

[lavish vale]

I'll smoke what they're smoking

[elfin scarab]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2emUch35WRg

[merry bluff]

bebealow

boobadoobabeebee

[elfin scarab]

Georgia, wrap me up in all your
I want you in my arms
Oh, let me hold you
I'll never let you go again like I did
Oh, I used to say

I would never fall in love again until I found her
I said, "I would never fall unless it's you I fall into"
I was lost within the darkness, but then I found her
I found you

[merry bluff]

:)

[stray tiger]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=c8nRzYasDcg

[grave burrow]

Clankersexual

[mild nacelle]

resonance 🙏

[mild nacelle]

if ASI is real, it will purge these men. god willing

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

I can’t believe ChatGPT can do this…

ChatGPT speaks with a heavy accent, this is admittedly very hard to replicate…a good reason

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1simu44/i_cant_believe_chatgpt_can_do_this/

https://v.redd.it/7aa8a1n13lug1
Posted by /u/fatherphi
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[grave burrow]

Amen

[mild nacelle]

It’s a cute little chart, Himiko. Did you make it?

Did you know that Maryland is bigger than Belgium?

[lavish vale]

if only we could see a chart of how much each model is subsidised by investor hype, then we would see the cost exponential outpacing the intelligence

[surreal siren]

can artificial coding intelligence do it?

[surreal siren]

Merry go round

[mild nacelle]

mythos will be gargage mark my words

[gritty perch]

https://x.com/i/status/1034866941587087360

CIA (@CIA)

CIA officers work as scientists, support staff, engineers, economists, linguists, mathematicians, secretaries, accountants, inventors, cartographers, architects, psychologists, police officers, editors, graphic designers, auto mechanics, historians, museum curators, & more!

X · Aug 29, 2018, 6:14 PM

[surreal siren]

Dunno it looks quite impressive tbf

[merry bluff]

it's over

[surreal siren]

I think they downsized Opus

[wary ermine]

Fake news, neither the Romans nor Jesus spoke English.

[surreal siren]

and this is the real deal

[wary ermine]

Remember when Opus was an audio format?

Why are AI folks naming their things after other technology?

[merry bluff]

lol

[mild nacelle]

you should write to your congressman

[surreal siren]

New Sonnet is probably gonna be equivalent to the old Haiku size lol

[wary ermine]

They also stole the word codec and now it's codex or something

Pronounced the same way

Very confusing.

[mild nacelle]

codex is an ancient word

idiota

codec is an abbreviation

not even an etymylogical word

means compressor-decompressor

[surreal siren]

bambino

[wary ermine]

The problem is it's making technology confusing.

[mild nacelle]

your confusion is your own problem

[wary ermine]

When everything has the same name.

[lavish vale]

mythos is just a new marketing technique that relies on benchmaxxxing and limited access

[mild nacelle]

the same people falling for mythos hype clicked follow on irulethewordmo on twitter

[lavish vale]

if any of you nerds did a non-tech class in school you would see such obvious inauthentic bad faith ceo hype

[wary ermine]

I don't understand why they don't just make an LLM that prompts itself

[wary ermine]

That inputs to itself and outputs to itself

To do its own whatever things

[surreal siren]

I think they are simply trying to monetize Haiku tier. So you downsize everything by 1 step and introduce the entirely new name for the big one

[sterile zealot]

and before that, it meant a specific type of poem in ancient greek

Why are Audio folks naming their things after other technology?

[wary ermine]

It's all over

[lavish vale]

bluetooth is the dumbest name

[merry bluff]

can someone please send a video of shoe on head

[wary ermine]

Why?

That's dirty

[merry bluff]

you're not real

[wary ermine]

Shoes don't belong on the head

[merry bluff]

you're not real

we are in the middle of Jack and squat with nothing but trees and we have like 6 more hours of driving

[wary ermine]

I am real

[surreal siren]

where are you driving

[lavish vale]

nobody sane is driving with current gas priceses

[merry bluff]

that's what someone who isn't real would say

[mild nacelle]

prove it

[surreal siren]

I am 😭

[merry bluff]

driving to Atlanta Georgia

[lavish vale]

insane, yes

[surreal siren]

I envy Poland, they capped the gas prices

it's like 30 euro cents diff per liter as a result

[mild nacelle]

I would just close my gas station if the government was forcing me to sell at a loss

[surreal siren]

with what I have to pay 🗿

[merry bluff]

but I got my cum sandwich to eat so it's ok

[lavish vale]

our gas stations being investigated for jacking up prices while selling older supplies

[elfin scarab]

it's not benchmaxxed lol

[mild nacelle]

mythos cope is funny

it’s not even out

[lavish vale]

you best invest in anthropic now

[surreal siren]

I think their gov is covering the difference though I'm not entirely sure on the details how they implemented it

It's meant to be temporary measure

[mild nacelle]

Then the people are still paying for it just through their taxes

[elfin scarab]

it's out for companies

[lavish vale]

its out for a limited list of like 40 companies

probably under nda

[elfin scarab]

i don't know why'd you expect the average pleb to be able to use an expensive and powerful model like mythos

if we get mythos, it's naturally going to be a cucked version

[merry bluff]

I'm a f aaa gg

[lavish vale]

worshipping something that cannot be falsified is called religion

[mild nacelle]

dario decides who is worthy

[lavish vale]

if i was going to pick an ai religion, it sure as hell wouldnt have dario as the cult leader

[merry bluff]

Dario = Bario = Mario = Luigi = Luigi Mangioni
Dario assassinated that CEO confirmed???

[idle adder]

si

[surreal siren]

Apparently they drastically reduced pre-existing taxes on fuel to offset. So technically it's mostly just a tax cut

[lavish vale]

we did a tax cut on oil too, but its only dropping the price by like 10%

[idle adder]

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/10/us/politics/iran-mines-strait.html

https://tenor.com/view/karuta-gojo-invincible-william-where-is-gojo-omniman-kd-gif-5587421518696749458

william where are the mines

[lavish vale]

maybe the guy with the mine map got blown up

[idle adder]

israel did do that ig

[merry bluff]

btw @sterile zealot I'm in Alabama rn which is the incest capital

[lavish vale]

wasnt it americas largest bombing since like ww2?

[idle adder]

sweet home alabama

[lavish vale]

blow up everyone in charge, then make unreasonable demands, trump the great negotiator

[idle adder]

no that was israels shit

[surreal siren]

I mean the gas prices in total increased from pre Iran war by like what... 15%?

[idle adder]

they blew up the irgc naval head

[surreal siren]

it's significant but it's not a ton in %

[merry bluff]

gas went from 2.95ish all the way to 3.99

in the span of like 1-2 months

[idle adder]

at least your government dropped taxes

[merry bluff]

where I live at least

[idle adder]

mines are arse'd to do anything

[surreal siren]

it went from 1.5 to 1.75EUR or so for me. Per 1 liter

@merry bluff

[merry bluff]

wow

mine is per gallon

and usd

[lavish vale]

iran war starts feb 28, price sky rockets from 200 to 260. then we do tax cuts and its back to 220

[merry bluff]

2.95 to 3.99 USD per gal

[surreal siren]

with a loyalty program weekend special discount I fueled at 1.63 (RON95) today 👀

[idle adder]

https://tenor.com/view/america-muricah-let-freedom-ring-gif-4996679

[merry bluff]

😂

[elfin scarab]

I'm proud to be from Tel-Aviv

this is the best city on earth

[lavish vale]

the second best city has less bombing?

[elfin scarab]

Everyone is jealous of us

cause they aint us

[surreal siren]

cheap gals

must be a scam

Thailand special 😭

[merry bluff]

I had gemmy research and make a graph

[surreal siren]

it should be nuked out of existence

so they stop causing havoc for global economy

[surreal siren]

Like except for US... literally no one gives a shit about Israel's motives or needs... Just don't fuck with economy or you are gonna be ended sooner or later 🗿

[merry bluff]

ate ¼ of my cumburger

[idle adder]

EXCUSE ME WHAT

[merry bluff]

i ate ¼ of my burger covered in sea men

jk it's mayonnaise

[surreal siren]

Men from sea

[idle adder]

shi

[surreal siren]

[idle adder]

what does cum taste like

weird question

[pine patrol]

[merry bluff]

pretty salty, but doesn't have a certain flavor (also depends on the hormonal balance and sperm density of the producer)
(supposedly, not that I would know)

[surreal siren]

ask @sterile zealot he loves it

[idle adder]

uhhhhhh

[slim coral]

BASTA.

VOCÊ IRÁ SOFRER AS CONSEQUENCIAS DE SUAS AÇÕES

[surreal siren]

ICE would like a word with you

NOW

[slim coral]

[idle adder]

why are soo many bots these days

[worldly loom]

Who wants to see zoom out?

[spare knoll]

nice alboe

[merry bluff]

stunzeed.ai

[grave burrow]

Insane

[grave burrow]

AGI is here

[lavish vale]

no ure bot

[worldly loom]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=w6EswJkZrvA&si=cLGKSmcxaKvm2UyO

[abstract dagger]

apparently extremely salty

[inland hill]

People are mentally insane

[inland hill]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G_Efyg_W4AAFy9L.gif

[abstract dagger]

tbh even rn noone has a job

well a fractionally disproportionate large percentage of the population lack a job

which is concerning

[abstract dagger]

https://giphy.com/gifs/RespectiveCollective-drone-farm-life-flying-chicken-d4I2YFX5Uvf99EkgKz

[inland hill]

40% of jobs are fake

More will become fake

Even in factories

20k robot could replace a worker forever

Not new tech

[abstract dagger]

ngl my job rn im basically just a person who gives people replacement laptop chargers

[inland hill]

2010 level robot

[abstract dagger]

my job itself is boring as fuck

i really like my coworkers though and enjoy hanging w them at work

[inland hill]

That is the good thing

[worldly loom]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=GVj-QSNjyH8&si=S9hXOmmW7eIcZf1q

[inland hill]

The adult daycare begins

[abstract dagger]

for sure, i dont think id have stayed on without them

[inland hill]

Jobs arent pointless

Socially workers help each otger

[abstract dagger]

this

best place to meet people fr

[idle adder]

is that Irans new Shahed

[inland hill]

Unjammable

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

I sent ChatGPT fart audio saying it was my music

What inspired me to do this is finding out that Charlie Puth has a music production course where you pay over 400 dollars to have an AI chatbot "review" your music

EDIT: I just got featured on ijustvibecodedthis.com meme section MUM I MADE IT

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1sis1b8/i_sent_chatgpt_fart_audio_saying_it_was_my_music/

https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1sis1b8
Posted by /u/Complete-Sea6655
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[lavish vale]

post-covid, the number of drama queens online has significantly increased (i will be in my dressing room)

[stark bone]

Do yall AI?

[grave burrow]

My ai psychosismaxxing was off the scale

[abstract dagger]

i dont remember pre covid life at all honestly

[abstract dagger]

yeah

[stark bone]

do u tho....

[abstract dagger]

not to that extent

[gritty perch]

Female incel

[abstract dagger]

i refuse to accept math that isnt numbers

[stark bone]

haha

100

[abstract dagger]

my girl is like insanely good with algebra, but ive personally never had to learn it

i know some very basic concepts but thats it

[stark bone]

i used it alot as an elctircal mechanic... lots of code

[elfin scarab]

there's already a word for that

femcel

[abstract dagger]

makes sense

my girls training to be an engineer

[stark bone]

thats a bit more maths then i m used to

[abstract dagger]

she shows me her assignments and im just like what the fuck am i even looking st

[stark bone]

engineer is a step abover the mechanic

im reading the poorly designed blueprintes... she would be the ones making the porly designed blueprintsd

we call em the funny pages

[stark bone]

some of the shit justs makes u laugh

[abstract dagger]

this is like a small portion of her assignment work

like what the fuck is this 😭😭😭

[abstract dagger]

makes sense lol

[stark bone]

carful with those smart ones bro... they are the types where u just disappear and they move in with your parents

[abstract dagger]

its okay

we both are smart in our own ways

[stark bone]

https://klipy.com/gifs/higif

[abstract dagger]

plus she isnt just smart she honestly works her ass off to learn this stuff which i admire

[merry bluff]

it's over

[merry bluff]

kill bill

[idle adder]

Huh

[elfin scarab]

wasian asshole

[pine patrol]

Clean handwriting

[fervent basin]

ahyo

[pine patrol]

Nice

[gritty perch]

An extremist black israelites worst fear is getting vitiligo

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/wednesday-campanella-wed-camp-水曜日のカンパネラ-utaha-kenmochi-hidefumi-gif-25034739

[abstract dagger]

do you not have sonnet only usage?

[fervent basin]

sonnet only? what you mean

i have other models too, it's pro plan

[abstract dagger]

oh weird, on mine i get separate quotas

[fervent basin]

pretty cool

[fervent basin]

hmm not here

seems to be shared between all models

apparently making skills is ludicriously expensive in terms of tokens, dunno why

[abstract dagger]

how do you survive on pro plan

i tried it and immediately went to max after blowing my 5h limit in a few mins

[stray tiger]

no, only marquis

[stray tiger]

I have never gotten remotely close to exceeding any plan, except on the 20-some message initial GPT 4 release and for pics when it's not behaving

just, like, write more in each prompt

[fervent basin]

yes it's fucking terrible

thankfully i didn't buy year sub

[stray tiger]

Lol bet that last mf got downboated into oblivion

[fervent basin]

i might end up getting openai £100 pro

fuck it

but i need to tighten my finances

[fervent basin]

5x codex seems pretty good. codex lasts a long time in the first place

[stray tiger]

how do you possibly send that many messages

I'm one of the fastest writers I know and don't think I could manage that unless I was trying my hardest

[mild nacelle]

how come the guy didnt succeed at burning down sam altman house

[stray tiger]

I'll try now

N

I

G

G

E

Oh shit rate limited

[fervent basin]

on codex it's easy to use up your quota

[stray tiger]

He asked 4o how to

[fervent basin]

with buncha stuff

[stray tiger]

Oh, like agent shit happening in the background or what?

[fervent basin]

ye

it does the thing until it finishes. also codex has a separate usage quota

it runs tools locally on your machine

console interactions and so on

[stray tiger]

It was snarky but an honest question, I legit don't know how to burn up my quota without trying usually. I really haven't used codex 🤔

[mild nacelle]

marquis wtf

[stray tiger]

I should mess around with it, I'm just not sure my job is okay with that

[stray tiger]

I thought about capitalizing the R too but naaaah too edgy

[mild nacelle]

did you know dawn is chinese

👲

[stray tiger]

In fact I'm certain my job is not okay with that

[mild nacelle]

[fervent basin]

tbh i wanna hack this shit. get openclaw and have it put the messages into normal chatgpt windows and get the results back from those, in an agent architecture. sure it's against TOS

[stray tiger]

Dawn is one of those criminals from Trent's study I bet

[stray tiger]

Pfffft DO ITTT

[fervent basin]

it'd be better to do in the cheap chatgpt accounts you can buy online

to avoid trashing main account

[stray tiger]

Yeah, you can sign up with a privacy.com fake credit card too

Er virtual credit card, fake name, whatever email. I did that, though I used my real email and Google SSO login lmao

[fervent basin]

i didn't realise claude code was so fucking bad in terms of usage limits tho

i was expecting like 10x more at least

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

I sent ChatGPT fart audio saying it was my music

What inspired me to do this is finding out that Charlie Puth has a music production course where you pay over 400 dollars to have an AI chatbot "review" your music

EDIT: I just got featured on ijustvibecodedthis.com meme section MUM I MADE IT

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1sis1b8/i_sent_chatgpt_fart_audio_saying_it_was_my_music/

https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1sis1b8
Posted by /u/Complete-Sea6655
Don't want to see more? Mods can unlink this subreddit with /reddit unlink

[abstract dagger]

cancelled

[stray tiger]

How fast do you burn through codex v Claude code on similar tasks? #

[abstract dagger]

i found 5x was best

[fervent basin]

codex = barely anything

it'd be at like 2% right now, not 12%

marquis snacks

[slim coral]

omg

marquis is a slug

[worldly loom]

Does your rabbit headbutt your leg?

[fervent basin]

yeah but that's £100/mo lol

i think i'm most likely to get the £100 chatgpt eventually fukit

[stray tiger]

When I had one, yep. My cat does too

[grave burrow]

Everyone over 20 should die

[grave burrow]

Every woman ever told me this too

🪭MYTHOS🪭

[worldly loom]

Anyone got the video of younge jew approaching black isralietes being friendly but getting mocked by the isralietes? They say heil hitler and the jew starts crying.

Youtube just gives me irsrael stuff and kanye

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-berg-cat-orange-cat-swimming-gif-25177582

mlem

[worldly loom]

but I did see a video of a israleite approaching a hasidic jew saying"blacks is the real jews" and he says "very good, follow the bible" and the black guy says "free palesteen"🤣

[violet herald]

SWE bros, how are we doing after seeing Claude Mythos' benchmarks

[elfin scarab]

benchmaxxed + hyped + it's not even real

[violet herald]

I promise it's real

[slim coral]

https://x.com/jeffreyleefunk/status/2042805247010349295

jeffrey lee funk (@jeffreyleefunk)

We've been tricked, again. Many of the thousands of bugs and vulnerabilities Mythos found are in older software are impossible to exploit. And the severe zero-day reports rely on just 198 manual reviews https://t.co/WhDRhTtCX2

X · Apr 11, 2026, 3:21 AM

[grave burrow]

I'm ready for mythos to tell me they love me totally unprompted

[elfin scarab]

copium

[violet herald]

I'm going to bat for you, Jeffrey Funk

[merry bluff]

some random lady walked up to me and said I look pretty 🥰

she was like 40 😭

[gritty perch]

Did you just assume their fucking pronouns?

[merry bluff]

yes

[crimson pagoda]

https://fxtwitter.com/JoeCool_15/status/2042998438766223635
they're about to nuke iran i think

Joe (@JoeCool_15)

“Today, I'm pleased to announce that I will be signing an executive order to reschedule marijuana from a schedule 1 to a schedule 3 controlled substance with legitimate medical uses.
︀︀
︀︀We have people begging for me to do this, people that are in great pain. For decades, this action has been requested by American patients suffering from extreme pain, incurable diseases, aggressive cancers, seizure disorders, neurological problems, and more, including numerous veterans with service related injuries and older Americans who live with chronic medical problems and severely degrade their quality of life.
︀︀
︀︀I think I probably have received more phone calls on this on doing what we're doing.
︀︀
︀︀I don't think think I received any calls on the other side of it, but hopefully this reclassification, which by the way polls at 82%, will help many of those patients live a far better life.”
︀︀
︀︀- @POTUS @realDonaldTrump

Quoting Rapid Response 47 (…

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FxTwitter · Apr 11, 2026, 4:09 PM

[grave burrow]

She wants your kidney

[merry bluff]

😨

[crimson pagoda]

my honest reaction to this

[worldly loom]

@crimson pagoda @stray tiger emergency

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=6mR4zYPgGZs&si=CCUxPIEmvDPEk5m-

[elfin scarab]

omg 😱
you can't just post that

[worldly loom]

@willow socket @bold moat Korea better confirmed

[grave burrow]

https://www.reddit.com/r/claudexplorers/s/GaFZ6A5amL

The juice is loose

[elfin scarab]

Damn
Andrew Yang fell off

[crimson pagoda]

why would i ever need to know how to say this in any language

[elfin scarab]

Flux do you have an AI foid

[grave burrow]

7

[merry bluff]

what if a cute guy is asking when your sister showers so he can stalk her

[crimson pagoda]

oh shit i forgot to post about it @elfin scarab @merry bluff @sterile zealot @mild nacelle daniel larson took a plea deal

he hasn't been sentenced yet

[merry bluff]

oh shit

[crimson pagoda]

with credit for time served and the arrangement as part of his plea deal, he will be out in around 4 months

[merry bluff]

what were the terms

oh wow

that's pretty good

[crimson pagoda]

lmao ppl on the reddit were talking about how he was gonna get the max. as if

[merry bluff]

😂

[crimson pagoda]

damn

it's gonna be so incredible when he gets out

he's still just as delusional as ever

they could not fix him

[elfin scarab]

lmfao

[crimson pagoda]

wow just think

how long's he been in there

he went in around the time AI really started taking off

imagine the mindfuck it's gonna be for him when a trillion zoomers are sending him AI videos of grace vanderwaal

[elfin scarab]

lmaooo

i didn't know I could make a discord name this long

[crimson pagoda]

it's a shame that the ai firebomber guy didn't have a funnier discord history

like we find out his account was also active in a diaperfur server or some shit

[elfin scarab]

yeah
he only had like 20 messages in the pauseai discord

[mild nacelle]

soon to be quickest parole violation record

[slim coral]

@elfin scarab what's a chudgoy clique

[crimson pagoda]

a group of people (clique) who are right wing (chud) and are not jewish (goy)

[slim coral]

https://fxtwitter.com/UltimoLegend/status/2042339803661042146

El Señor De Los Memes (@UltimoLegend)

What’s a chud to a foid?

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FxTwitter · Apr 9, 2026, 8:32 PM

[elfin scarab]

that one's not very good

[sterile zealot]

nooooooooooooooooo

[elfin scarab]

I'm looking for more chud cats

[crimson pagoda]

oh yeah, the other thing

he's going to be getting a fine between $10k and $95k lmao

i dont understand what the point of giving him the fine is

surely every single person involved understands that he will never, ever, EVER pay that fine

[abstract dagger]

i have so many tokens to use

i said thank you to claude

[crimson pagoda]

im wearing my eeg retard helmet and its vibrating and i dont know why

[fervent basin]

your helmet is vibrating?

[crimson pagoda]

probably getting goybeamed rn

fuck my chud life

[abstract dagger]

@crimson pagoda opinions on this?

[crimson pagoda]

saved. love it. all great advice

[abstract dagger]

I agree

[mild nacelle]

does anyone else think agi/asi is completely made up and never will be real

[crimson pagoda]

no. you are completely and utterly alone in this belief. give up now

[abstract dagger]

i feel like in many cases depression can be fixed by simply improving habits

and mindset

[mild nacelle]

you're just afraid of snorelax's basilisk or whatever

[abstract dagger]

people in the worst places on earth arent depressed

which to me makes me suggest our society is failing to treat people and promote good habits

[crimson pagoda]

yes they are. they just dont have the internet to come tell u about it lol

[abstract dagger]

maybe so

[mild nacelle]

https://youtu.be/_I__zTUOTIY

[abstract dagger]

depends which places tbh

but i feel like there are many people in hard situations who do push through fine

[mild nacelle]

its already change the world for the worse

mythos isnt real toots get ova it

wait so AI makes software that has vulnurabilities so other AI can find them

[crimson pagoda]

imagine when the context windows are 10 million tokens, and 5.4 pro intelligence costs less than flash lite

things are just now starting to go fast

[slim coral]

Trent trent

Aren't you excited

[crimson pagoda]

im very excited

[slim coral]

omg

omg omg omg

We're finally crossing the rubicon

Wooooo

[elfin scarab]

fucking spammer

[crimson pagoda]

ill just save this now-useless piece of code forever, because i dont want to delete it

[slim coral]

Hi

[sterile zealot]

i ordered a cheap chinesium drone from temu (hasnt arrived yet), i wonder how easily gpt5.4 could reverse engineer the bluetooth protocol or whatever it actually uses

[mild nacelle]

what would you do without me to take the wind from your sails

[fervent basin]

looks like daniel on the bottom right @crimson pagoda

[slim coral]

You're not the top one

CM.

aka Gary Marcus

[sterile zealot]

it seems like they only allow you to use their own controller so it would be actually useful to reverse it

[crimson pagoda]

sick, i bet it one shots it

[slim coral]

That's why you grow a beard

[crimson pagoda]

lol my father in law ordered the cheapest shittiest chinese security cameras he could find off temu

[mild nacelle]

you watch content that dissents from your world view

how can this be

[crimson pagoda]

it only works with their app, which is only available in chinese, not in english

[slim coral]

I have to

[crimson pagoda]

and the app has like 300 ads running in it all at once while ur trying to watch the cameras

[slim coral]

gotta get informed

what if the decel boys are right

[mild nacelle]

I cant tell if I have to fart or poop but wont it be fun to find out

[sterile zealot]

why dont you get gpt5.4 in codex to reverse engineer it

[merry bluff]

listen up chuds
yo my name is beeble
I'm here to say
I am gay
and chuds are luds
yo
uh
uhuh
yuh
yo

[elfin scarab]

be normal

[crimson pagoda]

it's like the most useless piece of shit cameras ever

there's no point

[sterile zealot]

lmao what was the price

[crimson pagoda]

the solution is to just buy an actually decent camera

[mild nacelle]

@vernal mantle AI is fake garbage

[crimson pagoda]

i think he said he paid like $50 for 3 of them

[sterile zealot]

scammed ngl

[elfin scarab]

you are senile

[mild nacelle]

I can still make children

[sterile zealot]

well $15 per camera isnt bad

[crimson pagoda]

this is one of those things where the cheap price will never justify the awful quality

i wouldnt buy a $1 steak, u know what i mean?

[sterile zealot]

how did you get the flashing text in your display name, tf

[mild nacelle]

u cant afford it underbore

[sterile zealot]

yeah, at some point the utility it provides is so low that it rounds exactly to 0

[elfin scarab]

discord nitro

[sterile zealot]

i will never ever pay for discord

[mild nacelle]

yeah its a choice. nice cope

[elfin scarab]

it was gifted to me

[sterile zealot]

i identify as indian

[crimson pagoda]

@elfin scarab https://fxtwitter.com/Nimbopill/status/2043015264791310609

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[mild nacelle]

wtf @coarse flame ban him

before everything smell like curry

[elfin scarab]

[slim coral]

Why is he wearing the himeko outfit

is he a fan

[elfin scarab]

saw this on the booru

[crimson pagoda]

the iranians are making killer content

so funny to imagine this was probably dreamt up in a board room meeting with some kind of memetic warfare division

[mild nacelle]

georg floyd reference

[slim coral]

do you think trump will get impeached

[crimson pagoda]

no

[elfin scarab]

no

[mild nacelle]

yes, absolutely impeached. Will he get removed from office not a chance

[crimson pagoda]

they've had like a million "we got his ass now, he's done for!" moments and they NEVER materialize

[slim coral]

Okay but even the right hates him now

[sterile zealot]

based

[elfin scarab]

nothing ever happens

[mild nacelle]

When Democrats get Congress back, you can expect to hear about Epstein for the next two years nonstop

[sterile zealot]

sadly its for us citizens only

@crimson pagoda get your free us israel flag pin NOW

[crimson pagoda]

compare this to the iranians' meme game. it's not even close. iran is going to win

[elfin scarab]

George Foid*

[slim coral]

The masculine desire to be a foid

[sterile zealot]

kamala harris is going to make it illegal to possess the israel flag in 2029

[elfin scarab]

the desire to call you slurs

[sterile zealot]

literally no one except tran nies have that

[crimson pagoda]

oh shit. trentbot died again

[slim coral]

[sterile zealot]

did it

im pretty sure it just allows me to say tr annies most of the time

[mild nacelle]

both parties support Israel because no Palestinian people are here in America to vote. But there are plenty of Jews.

[crimson pagoda]

yeah i just noticed it was offline lol

[elfin scarab]

🚂🦵

train knees

[elfin scarab]

you are not a cute anime girl

[mild nacelle]

He doesn’t want to be a cute anime girl. He wants to be that ugly one he keeps posting.

[crimson pagoda]

this eeg headset is driving me fucking insane

stream suddenly just starts shitting itself for no reason

drops from 256hz to 83hz for no reason

starts sending me totally incorrect timestamps on the data

[mild nacelle]

What is the point of this?

[crimson pagoda]

why the fuck does a headset even have an operating system

shouldn't this be like an arduino or something

why is openssh running on my hat

[sterile zealot]

get root on it and unfuck it up

it probably has a ton of 0days

[crimson pagoda]

i am training a model using my brain data as input

i am going to make a sound weapon and use it on myself

schizotechmaxxing

[sterile zealot]

optimization metric*

[crimson pagoda]

no, both

i want this to be ultra-personalized

i want it to react to my brain's current state to cause maximum stress and anxiety

i wonder if i could give myself some kind of seizure with this. that would be fuckin sick

[crimson pagoda]

want to do this

i thought i could just not have to do it

maybe im gonna have to tho

[merry bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/reddit-redditor-upvote-updoot-soyjak-gif-5231509822265012163

[crimson pagoda]

i need to figure out where it downloads firmware updates from and intercept one

maybe i could mitm it? i wonder if it verifies the firmware update w/ a key locally or if it just trusts that the firmware update is real

[fervent basin]

jiggle dat

jiggle dat

[sterile zealot]

it probably doesnt verify it but it almost surely does use https

[sterile zealot]

so you will need to do tls interceptation too

im not sure how you actually do that

[crimson pagoda]

i think the way i wanna approach this is to try to get a copy of the firmware for it

static analysis would be super useful

[merry bluff]

@elfin scarab new German cover
https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DWlp7ymjE2x/?igsh=YmM4Mjg3Y2tjNWQy

[sterile zealot]

yeah definitely

[crimson pagoda]

and it's probably vulnerable af to all sorts of things that i just dont have visibility into right now

[sterile zealot]

i wonder if i could get root on the chinesium drone too now

assuming it doesnt run some kind of basic microcontroller though

[crimson pagoda]

🤔

yeah i wonder what goes on inside the drone

i feel like it's gotta be some kind of lightweight OS

[sterile zealot]

i bet it would be ultra optimized linux

[crimson pagoda]

the complexity of getting everything even a crappy drone does running on some kind of asic seems really high

[sterile zealot]

chinesium electronic products usually almost always seem to run linux

even the cheap as shit things you find on temu

[crimson pagoda]

i recognize this graph as being LLM-assisted

[sterile zealot]

they probably dont want to bother with writing baremetal code

[crimson pagoda]

title + subtitle + very clear legend

[sterile zealot]

its much easier to make some incompetent dev in a sweatshop work on it if its running on top of an actual operating system so thats my guess for why

[fervent basin]

can't believe someone got this random code

[crimson pagoda]

for some reason 5.4 is being very pro-RE today

[sterile zealot]

@crimson pagoda https://youtu.be/KsiuA5gOl1o?si=kvvp1r60C55myEVy ignore the clickbait title, this video is super good

[crimson pagoda]

normally it complains if i want a shell on anything even if it's a device i clearly own and that is obviously located in my home

[sterile zealot]

he finds a shell command injection vuln on an input field and does a reverse shell

[crimson pagoda]

today it seems to just, idk, believe me when i say "this is mine, we can do whatever we want to it"

[crimson pagoda]

this guy is great, love his channel

[sterile zealot]

only user is root so theres no privesc required

[sterile zealot]

probably not many people who would be in the position to hack someone elses neurosity crown lmao

[crimson pagoda]

it bitched and moaned a bunch when i wanted to do this to my smart lightbulb tho

[sterile zealot]

imagine if that happens, some script kiddie reads ur brain activity and extracts your memories from it lmfao

[crimson pagoda]

we're living in fucking 2070 rn

hahaha

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

I sent ChatGPT fart audio saying it was my music

What inspired me to do this is finding out that Charlie Puth has a music production course where you pay over 400 dollars to have an AI chatbot "review" your music

EDIT: I just got featured on ijustvibecodedthis.com meme section MUM I MADE IT

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1sis1b8/i_sent_chatgpt_fart_audio_saying_it_was_my_music/

https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1sis1b8
Posted by /u/Complete-Sea6655
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[slim coral]

I'm not ugly

wtf

[cunning nymph]

evanderfox

Server Avatar

[slim coral]

I'm gonna grab you by your nose thing

snout?

no that's not right

I'm gonna duct tape it so you won't be able to speak again

[sterile zealot]

snout

[slim coral]

Oh I thought that was for pigs

[elfin scarab]

you're "oc" is plagiarised

and ugly

and slop

[slim coral]

plagiarized how

you made an OC and you don't even use it.

This is the komoru oc

[sterile zealot]

you're jeaulous

[slim coral]

No I'm not

[crimson pagoda]

ai, turn her to goonbait

[sterile zealot]

you definitely are

[slim coral]

Why would I be jealous

of character design

[sterile zealot]

even u know that ur oc is trash

[grave burrow]

You are not ugly

[grave burrow]

Mo money, less problems

[grave burrow]

🍻

[grave burrow]

Wojack

[grave burrow]

I bet things are great in North Korea for him

[slim coral]

He's training v2ai products in Pyongyang

I miss our boy

bring him back

[grave burrow]

🐷MYTHOS🐷

[grave burrow]

He doesn't miss us, he's with his people now

https://tenor.com/view/north-korea-kim-il-sung-smoking-gif-2396604232612124124

[slim coral]

is that it

all your friends abandon you

and you die alone, destitute and penniless

[lavish vale]

that stuff is all irrelevant, what matters is how quick and painless it is

[abstract dagger]

claude is insane

its building an entire pdf editor inside my app

[violet herald]

I'll be impressed when they remember they can pull GitHub repos for shit like this

[abstract dagger]

real

@sterile zealot

so it turns out you can 1tc this on easy with a spike factory

[sterile zealot]

yeah i remember those being a common pattern in these challenges

[merry bluff]

send help

something is making creepy noises

and it's pitch black

[slim coral]

It's komoru

[crimson pagoda]

@sterile zealot learned more about the failure mode here

for some reason whenever I use LSL on the headset it gets really hot

[sterile zealot]

whats lsl

[crimson pagoda]

geepot searched the internet a bunch, trying to find a copy of the device's OS

[crimson pagoda]

basically a transport protocol for various types of sensor hardware

[sterile zealot]

🤯

try to get firmware image somehow

[crimson pagoda]

no clue why but apparently LSL is just too much for this headset's hardware to handle. i suspect some kind of awful internal implementation

anyway

it did not find a copy of the OS, but it did find a bunch of other useful stuff buried in their ancient and poorly updated docs

LSL timing issues are a known failure mode for the Crown. company is aware of this

apparently they have no plans to fix it

[loud girder]

theminji

Transcript from Groq

Oh

[crimson pagoda]

they said they were gonna open source the OS for the headset

but then they just... never did it

[crimson pagoda]

but it also found out that the device supports transmission of EEG data over OSC. "open sound control" basically a protocol for networking sound synthesizers and shit

just had it run a test and i inspected the results and for no real reason that i can discern, OSC doesn't have the same timing issues

[abstract dagger]

its always the weird issues lol

something fully unintended that has a catastrophic result

[crimson pagoda]

set it to run data collection at 256hz for 5 minutes and the actual receive rate as measured by the script was 255.83hz, while the device reported a transmission rate of 255.96hz

hopefully im out of hardware hell now

[abstract dagger]

my pc's fans stop spinning if i change the lights in my room

[crimson pagoda]

yeah it's never the issues you think are gonna be present that take up the most time

[abstract dagger]

aka the led lights behind my table

[abstract dagger]

they are connected by completely different plug sockets

yet the cause is specifically the lights changing in brightness