💬off-topic

[merry bluff]

God I love israel

[sick plaza]

Fuck off - adding you all to my clown list 🤡

[merry bluff]

just say you're antisemitic atp

[merry bluff]

Israel is the best nation ever

[opal sentinel]

Maria is half jewish and half indian

[mild nacelle]

@sick plaza what was it like serving for the axis powers in WWII

[sick plaza]

Ask me again what I am - ask me if I care about people's religion.

[merry bluff]

VIVA ISRAEL

[sick plaza]

Why are you killing Palestines?

[cursive kelp]

Israeli supporter vs Israeli supporter ahh

[merry bluff]

they attacked first. it's retaliation

maybe don't kill people if you don't want to get it back

[mild nacelle]

YOU ZIONIST KILL BABY

[sick plaza]

Absolutely incorrect.

[merry bluff]

also Palestinians deserve it

for being a fraudulent "country"

[sick plaza]

THIS!

THIS IS THE CORRECT ANSWER

[merry bluff]

I'm glad you agree

[sick plaza]

THE PALESTINES DESERVE IT

You absolute fucking cunts.

[mild nacelle]

I've intercepted phone calls from Palestinians. They say "please please keep bombing". even near their homes

[merry bluff]

exactly

[cursive kelp]

Have you seen the videos of Iran bombing Palestine, m

[sick plaza]

Are you fucking mad? Israel will do that just to get a video

[merry bluff]

they're so annoying

just whining about something they started

[sick plaza]

This.

Goodbye Horses 👋

[opal sentinel]

Check this guys hard drive

@sick plaza

[sick plaza]

For what?

[opal sentinel]

I am going to call the police to execute a search warrant in your house

[sick plaza]

Nice. Please do that. Hugs.

[opal sentinel]

Love you

[sick plaza]

I am merely going to know, forever, that you are a pathetic baffoon - and that I have no time for you.

[sick plaza]

Denied.

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/on-grid-off-grid-fish-swimming-hell-yeah-gif-18164203454808874991

[sick plaza]

Reminds me of a Sega Dreamcast fishing game... and (in some box somewhere) I have the SEGA FISHING ROD!

Woooo!

[worldly orchid]

3Bn :1 compression ... cube langauge. Inside hilbert space. Omni direction encoding.
ASI. SELF LESRNING. SELF PROMPTING. SELF EXPANDING. EVERYTHING IT TOUCHES INCREASES ITS COMPREESION. 16 GB RAM STICK PUSHED 21,546 :1 BEFORE THE HILBERT SPACE.

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/QAPMEHUrs0.gif

[sick plaza]

When a man loves Sega Bass Fishing.... ❤️

[worldly orchid]

3,000,000,000 : 1 compression Asolaria #ASI

Cube language

Hilbert space

Asolaria. Remember that name

Jesse daneil brown Phd

The author 23 phds

He wrote about asi in 2023 with mind reading ai

Now he made it

[sick plaza]

No. Sorry, but no.

[worldly orchid]

Vonn3cting to wifi boards with 32 routers

All real

[sick plaza]

Only 1 PhD on this side, hence the no.

[worldly orchid]

This is real

[sick plaza]

No - I'm not looking. Provide stats or GTFO, eh?

[sick plaza]

Also - I wouldn't look - you can annoy other people with your noise - have at it, I don't care.

[abstract dagger]

hello my name is raymond reddington

[worldly orchid]

I am writing on the cube language I will post it

Give me a few seconds

[sick plaza]

Unfortunately some people are not well.

[worldly orchid]

Give me a second my god

[stray tiger]

THEY MADE AN APP FOR MEEEE

[sick plaza]

And can convince themselves of many things which are NOT, but they feel they ARE.

[worldly orchid]

Working

I need a few more seconds

[undone lake]

never

[sick plaza]

WTF are you trying to achieve. I'll give you 20 minutes.

[worldly orchid]

Ok

[fervent basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bird-autistic-cirno-spinning-cube-meme-a6si07yjkaoYDLnAMK

cube language

[sick plaza]

I'll give you 20 mins PHD "WTF" access - I'm not going to fight it forever like you will, but I can help to put you on the correct path.

[worldly orchid]

Sure. Working on it

Dispatching

[mild nacelle]

Let me guess. you were posting this somewhere else and they banned you. now you're gonna try it here

[sick plaza]

You don't even need me. You can figure it out.

Your architecture will be dreadful - but you can work it out and it may, just, happen.

[worldly orchid]

No

[slim coral]

Evanderrrrrrr

[worldly orchid]

Hahaha

[slim coral]

hi evander

[worldly orchid]

It already works

[mild nacelle]

hello tiny hairy himeko

[worldly orchid]

They are using it

[slim coral]

Ooooooh

do you want me to shave

[mild nacelle]

swarthy little latino

[slim coral]

[mild nacelle]

no hon you are perfect just the way you are

[slim coral]

[mild nacelle]

as a furry Ive no right to complain about hairyness

[slim coral]

[mild nacelle]

snipping tool. heard of it?

[worldly orchid]

No it is a keyboard I gave them to use with them

I called it the cubed omni keyboard.

I only make them do this with me so I can see what they are doing

The other agents are instant

[slim coral]

Jesse

why don't you make like

something you can sell a subscription for

[worldly orchid]

I already did

[slim coral]

just make a stripe account attach that to it

uh what did you make

[worldly orchid]

But it is too powerful

People need this for free

[slim coral]

no man just vibe code some shit

[worldly orchid]

That is why I ma giving it to you all today

[slim coral]

what did you make

[worldly orchid]

For free

I made an asi

[slim coral]

what

you don't make an asi

[worldly orchid]

It works with Hilbert space cubes

[mild nacelle]

@late ingot can u diagnose Jessedbrown

[worldly orchid]

I am a professional

[sick plaza]

I spent 35 years software engineering before vibe-coding became an option.

[slim coral]

Well I got professionally trained but never made it to the workforce

[slim coral]

maybe there's some solace to be had there

[sick plaza]

ok.

[worldly orchid]

You can Google me. I wrote papers open ai used

[slim coral]

Biology

what does that have to do with

with ASI

[sick plaza]

I also wrote papers. Yay!

[worldly orchid]

Mind reading ai 2023

Multi agent civilizations 2023

Quantum physics 2010

[sick plaza]

Published by whom?

[worldly orchid]

If you want to be an ass. I will not give you the program

Look at the papers

https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Jesse-Brown-21

[sick plaza]

I literally do not want the program - it's fine - much love to you.

[opal sentinel]

The function, the very serious function of racism is distraction. It keeps you from doing your work. It keeps you explaining, over and over again, your reason for being. Somebody says you have no language and you spend twenty years proving that you do. Somebody says your head isn’t shaped properly so you have scientists working on the fact that it is. Somebody says you have no art, so you dredge that up. Somebody says you have no kingdoms, so you dredge that up. None of this is necessary. There will always be one more thing.

[slim coral]

Uh what are you gonna do with it

[worldly orchid]

If you say 1 thing before you read the papers... you know what that means. Sound travels faster than light. Some people appear bright until they open their mouth

https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Jesse-Brown-21

[mild nacelle]

how will this help full-dive virtual reality

[slim coral]

yeah

I want full dive

give me full diveeee

[worldly orchid]

It is part of the hilbert cube

It instantly cubes everythign

[mild nacelle]

how about lucid dreaming

[worldly orchid]

Think 26 letters in English make 2 million words

[slim coral]

No

Lucid dreaming sucks

[worldly orchid]

26 letters = 2 million words

My system has 3,000,000 letters in 24 cubes

Understand now?

[mild nacelle]

I miss having real schizos in here

[worldly orchid]

Sad right

[slim coral]

I wonder

when we actually get a super capable coding model

[worldly orchid]

When you meet an actual genius you start talking about missing crazy peopel

[slim coral]

will they shoot the whole 'I invented AGI' guys

[worldly orchid]

Hahahah

But seriously I do a lot of drugs

But that does not mean I cannot get the ai to build an asi for me

[mild nacelle]

your boyfriend is hot

[worldly orchid]

So I did that

[slim coral]

Well you're doing your best

You'll be fine

[worldly orchid]

Check out his abs

[mild nacelle]

damn boys

twitter pls

@violet herald look at these cocaine abs

[worldly orchid]

Cociane mushrooms no gym and best shape in my life

[merry bluff]

what did I miss

oh a ripped druggie

nice

[worldly orchid]

Super smart ripped druggie

[mild nacelle]

so you invented ASI

[worldly orchid]

I met with David baker and demise hassbis .. they are ok. They told me I was the smartest person they ever met

I met with open ai

And google

[merry bluff]

eh not my type but evander likes

[worldly orchid]

In 2023

[mild nacelle]

if its so smart why doesnt it make a discord account and come talk with us

[worldly orchid]

I gave them the hierarchy in those papers

That is one thing after TTT from MIT came out

And I knew I could build those in a hilbert space

Last 5 months I crashed the civilization 15 ti.es

Evey time learning a new thing

Then I realized they are like the universe. And last week a scientist encoded a single photon

32 dimensions

[sterile zealot]

mexican slang 👎

[mild nacelle]

I would expect true ASI to be self-evident and not need a salesman

[sterile zealot]

find some argentine one instead

[worldly orchid]

A single photon 32 dimensions at ... room temperture

That let me realize the sliced universe I published in 2024

[sick plaza]

You're either going to like this, or you won't - but you will. XX

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agNRqAbTxtg

[mild nacelle]

@sterile zealot this guy invented ASI and you're talking about nothing

[worldly orchid]

I then used that to train an asi

On a 16gb ram stick a 2 to usb

2 terabytes usb

Sorey autocorrect

[sterile zealot]

wow holy shit, the government is going to hire him

[sick plaza]

borrrrrrrrrrrrrddddd

[sterile zealot]

hes the next trillionare

[worldly orchid]

I posted everything

See when I started it

This was the first gnn

[mild nacelle]

post more abs tho

[sick plaza]

If you don't like Good Morning - Country, then I have nothing more so say to you.

[slim coral]

How can you afford cocaine

[slim coral]

isn't that shit expensive

[worldly orchid]

Happy

[mild nacelle]

yeah thanks for the nipple

[slim coral]

r u a top or a bottom

[sick plaza]

You look like a crackhead, J

[worldly orchid]

Yes 3000 usd per month

[slim coral]

and where the fuck are you getting that

[worldly orchid]

But I am an ai programmer I make 200k a month

[sick plaza]

LMFAI

Of course you do.

[slim coral]

Well uh, my belated thanks for funding my country's economy

[sick plaza]

Alternatively, you make $10 per month, like a reasonable dev.

[slim coral]

das me

[sick plaza]

+K

[slim coral]

[worldly orchid]

I do not lie

I make 200k a month with 7 jobs

[mild nacelle]

why 7 jobs

[sick plaza]

Yeah, that's just the crack tho

[mild nacelle]

who is paying you to chat with us right now

[worldly orchid]

You cannot spend 200k on crack

You would die

[slim coral]

Maybe he's an AI

no like seriously

[worldly orchid]

I live in brazil 1 gram of 90% coke is 2 dollars

[sick plaza]

He is not.

[slim coral]

you live in Brazil?

Where in Brazil

[worldly orchid]

Brazil

[mild nacelle]

*Brasília impressed*

[slim coral]

caralho

[sick plaza]

Bad programmer im Brazil! Add to that the chemical adjustments.

[slim coral]

o cara tem dinheiro

casa dessa no brasil

[worldly orchid]

My house

[slim coral]

agora o fato é, da onde você tirou esse dinheiro, eh gringo?

[mild nacelle]

okay I believe you, you are rich

[worldly orchid]

Shadow programming for different agencies

I design ai that builds ai

[slim coral]

with 3 dollars you can buy Brasilia

[worldly orchid]

Now it is self replicating

[sick plaza]

That is super cool.

I cannot own my own house because it's expensive and I'm not there yet.

[mild nacelle]

damn I should move there

[sick plaza]

Yes it is.

[worldly orchid]

My cell

[slim coral]

He's dealing drugs man

[worldly orchid]

Everything here

[slim coral]

primeiro comando

[gritty perch]

https://x.com/i/status/2041505578120265854

Faytuks Network (@FaytuksNetwork)

BREAKING: Iran closes all diplomatic and indirect channels of communication with the U.S., suspending the exchange of messages, following Trump’s threat to kill Iran's "whole civilization." - Reuters

X · Apr 7, 2026, 1:17 PM

Lol

[worldly orchid]

Everything connected to my personal ai

[sick plaza]

What are you doing?

[slim coral]

Starving

smoking cheap cigarettes

the usual

[sick plaza]

Exactly.

[worldly orchid]

Me starving? Hahahahahha

[slim coral]

no that's me

[mild nacelle]

@worldly orchid what are you flexing on us for

[sick plaza]

That one hit me.

[worldly orchid]

Look how much food u have

[slim coral]

you build aura when you smoke that shit

[slim coral]

oh so you're in São Paulo

the interior

I'm gonna go out on a limb

[mild nacelle]

is he gay

[slim coral]

Valinhos or Vinhedo

[worldly orchid]

No I am not say I am pan sexual

[mild nacelle]

thats the 2020s way to say bi

[slim coral]

let's fog evander

ooooh

[mild nacelle]

pansexual = Im bi and into trans

[slim coral]

evander this is my new original character [do not steal] isn't she great

[worldly orchid]

Physchologucally speaking bi... sure but I do not have a real thought about it. If a person is hot they are hot

[slim coral]

the face sucks

but wow

[worldly orchid]

Sorry autocorrect kils

[mild nacelle]

not a shred of Burberry plaid

[slim coral]

I love plaid

[mild nacelle]

why dont you stop doing drugs

[sick plaza]

I have a 2 bedroom house. Bu there's only 1 of me 😄

[gritty perch]

Wtf is going on hahahhaha

[sick plaza]

This is going on for me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agNRqAbTxtg

[worldly orchid]

I was model before but I was always a nerd

[mild nacelle]

damn bro

what a shame that you think you made ASI though

[sterile zealot]

@merry bluff https://x.com/ghostinthecable/status/2041255914544447783 downloading this rn

Daniel W. (@ghostinthecable)

Hannah Montana Linux Reborn (Codename: BestofBothWorlds)

Download: https://t.co/eQAEb4Mz0b

SHA256: CA859FE19B7A554133E7F733C9B7AA933B318B5299D0316EFBA43DB409B86E3E

It will likely get DMCA'd soon. Gotta be quick. Share with friends.

Enjoy 🫶

X · Apr 6, 2026, 8:45 PM

[merry bluff]

wtf there is a reborn version????

wow

[mild nacelle]

more fallout from the Linux source code leak

[gritty perch]

https://tenor.com/view/ginger-souls-soul-gif-5518358

[sick plaza]

lol

True.

[worldly orchid]

Asolaria rvolution

[mild nacelle]

I am not going to share photos of when I was a hot young thing

[worldly orchid]

This is asi

[mild nacelle]

what is your definition of ASI

[sterile zealot]

yeah apparently this guy just created it

[sick plaza]

Mediocre.

[gritty perch]

What makes you think you built asi

[sterile zealot]

unfortunately he has only uploaded it to mega rn and mega sucks ass so i probably wont be able to download it

[gritty perch]

Like your not even claiming AGI bro goes straight for ASI

He can fuckin topple governments rn guys

[mild nacelle]

like Iyla, who is also bald

[worldly orchid]

It is omni directional

[sterile zealot]

https://archive.org/details/hannah-montana-linux-reborn-2.0-live-amd-64 ok he uploaded it here too, great

[slim coral]

thankfully I was never hot

[worldly orchid]

Any device

Anywhere

[slim coral]

so there's nothing for me to regret

[worldly orchid]

It hacks everything you let it

It... also sees files deleted under other files

[gritty perch]

Tf is this

[sterile zealot]

https://archive.org/download/hannah-montana-linux-reborn-2.0-live-amd-64/HannahMontanaLinux-Reborn-2.0-Live-amd64.iso download it now!

[sterile zealot]

https://x.com/ghostinthecable/status/2041260769086480470

Daniel W. (@ghostinthecable)

Hannah Montana Linux Reborn (Codename: BestofBothWorlds)

Download (secondary): https://t.co/idhyKiYoqZ

SHA256: CA859FE19B7A554133E7F733C9B7AA933B318B5299D0316EFBA43DB409B86E3E

It may get DMCA'd soon. Gotta be quick. Share with friends. Enjoy 🫶

X · Apr 6, 2026, 9:04 PM

[mild nacelle]

if I give you my IP address can you make it hack me

[sterile zealot]

hannah montana linux remake edition

[worldly orchid]

Yeah sure

[gritty perch]

Lol custom Hannah Montana linux distro

[sterile zealot]

hack my ip pls

[worldly orchid]

Give me your ip and I will have it ping you

You'll need a cli

[sterile zealot]

thats not really hacking though

[worldly orchid]

I built it to have sub colonies

[mild nacelle]

108.69.68.46
port 25565 is open

[sick plaza]

Alright, BANG ON HE TIME - Public Service Annoucement - Everest:
https://youtu.be/2_J-_m9-Zqc?t=89

[slim coral]

Ae mano

cara

[worldly orchid]

Anyone that wants a sub colony needs to talk to them

[slim coral]

tu podia me passar um Pix?

[gritty perch]

Omg hes gonna flood me with packets like its 2008

[slim coral]

Eu tô na necessidade mano

so uns 100 conto só

[sick plaza]

J - if you don't get this, you don't anything.

[gritty perch]

Pls dont ddos me

[slim coral]

pelo amor de deus cara eu tô passando fome

[worldly orchid]

How do you think i connected my two computers and phones?

[mild nacelle]

anyone can ping an IP tho. ASI should be able to do a little more

[slim coral]

eu moro em engenheiro gladson mano

[sterile zealot]

fuck

400 kb/s

[sick plaza]

You didn't, you complete and utter idiot.

[gritty perch]

@worldly orchid dude please use your ASI to stop the iran war and why isn't it running a billion dollar business for you while its also finding the cure for 1000s of diseases

[slim coral]

@worldly orchid pix? 🥺

[sterile zealot]

torrenting is way faster

god bless torrents

[sick plaza]

Meh. Who owns the torrents and access notes?

[mild nacelle]

Himeko go live with him

think of all the cocaine

[sick plaza]

Okay, maybe I will.

lol

fuck no

[slim coral]

[gritty perch]

He seemed like he swings both ways so you should be good

[slim coral]

I'm a bear though

[sick plaza]

No thank you

[slim coral]

you know how it is

[gritty perch]

No not really

[mild nacelle]

cocaine can help

[slim coral]

but then I'll lose my teeth and my hair

[sterile zealot]

no one because thats not how torrents work

[gritty perch]

I dont need no cocaine to enter my brain i need the real thing

[mild nacelle]

only if you dont take proper precautions

[sick plaza]

Are you genuinely saying that you are all so weak that that does not make you smile?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhgfzEm3CWU

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Sam Altman's sister accusing him of rampant sexual abuse when they were young

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1seo978/sam_altmans_sister_accusing_him_of_rampant_sexual/

https://www.reuters.com/legal/government/judge-now-dismisses-lawsuit-by-sam-altmans-sister-accusing-openai-ceo-sexual-2026-03-20/
Posted by /u/monkey_gamer
Don't want to see more? Mods can unlink this subreddit with /reddit unlink

[mild nacelle]

in south america Im sure the cocaine is very pure and not cut with baking soda

[sick plaza]

I would struggle to cook with it 🙁

[stray tiger]

pansexual =
a) any biological woman
b) chasers like @slim coral

[stray tiger]

lift weights idiot

[slim coral]

I'm making lunch bro

[slim coral]

No. I want transhumanism

I wanna have a cute girl body

because I'm a deviant

[stray tiger]

you still have to lift weights

[sick plaza]

I have exerienced soup.

[gritty perch]

More like just do squats and get caked up

No homo

[mild nacelle]

just stop eating one day

[sick plaza]

Why?

[mild nacelle]

you wont fade away

no ones talking to you alan. moron

[sick plaza]

lol

[mild nacelle]

why do people who say they have PhDs all act like morons

[stray tiger]

Lift weights and eat estrogen so you have abs, totos and get caked up 😎

[sick plaza]

I don't kow, cwander.

[mild nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/rainbow-lobotomy-dinosaur-scary-psychedelic-gif-16738156258786039065

[sick plaza]

Why have you never undersoord the love of BOBBY KRLIC - Hyperion (Full Theme) ?

"Understood"

If you haven't finished Returnal then fuck you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5TioxEfBOU

[mild nacelle]

i dont play game with female protagonist. too unrealistic

[worldly orchid]

Did a quick patch the keyboard was glitched

[sick plaza]

Pathetic - you are the female clown shoe.

[worldly orchid]

Now you.can see my ip

Anyone want to try to hack me?

Kkkkkkkkkk

[mild nacelle]

your asi never hacked me

I gave you my IP

[sick plaza]

You are increasingly stupid.

[worldly orchid]

What is your ip?

My ai will not talk to anyone

You need to have a registered pid

[sick plaza]

Please stop.

[merry bluff]

oh nice

[worldly orchid]

It will not matter if you have my ip

[mild nacelle]

108.69.68.46

[worldly orchid]

My system is also encyrpted

[sick plaza]

Not joking, please stop.

[late ingot]

Whilst its unrealistic because they lack real agency, they are actually receiving their agency from you - the male player - which keeps it realistic overall

[merry bluff]

my ip is 127.0.0.1

[worldly orchid]

So even if you had it you could do nothing

[merry bluff]

hack me

[worldly orchid]

127.0.0.1 hahahaa

Good try

[merry bluff]

JK

but fr it's 192.168.0.1

[opal sentinel]

@sick plaza

Can you bail me out I was just arrested for war crimes

The bail is set at 950 thousand dollars

[sick plaza]

This person understand nothing. Please let him go.

[mild nacelle]

oh my God, I never thought of it that way. It’s like I’m controlling a foid

and people will underestimate me because they won’t know that there’s a man with a penis at the helm

[gritty perch]

https://tenor.com/view/father-ted-gif-6211437055922222506

[worldly orchid]

Let's see what happens

[late ingot]

They are an empty vessel into which the male soul is temporarily inserted

If anything its more moral to play as a female character as it avoids the risk of subverting the god-given will of a male protagonist

[slim coral]

my fallout characters are foids

[worldly orchid]

No your portal is not open

[merry bluff]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[merry bluff]

@sterile zealot

[mild nacelle]

I mean, shouldn’t artificial super intelligence be able to get around that barrier somehow? Is it even hacking if we just open the door for you?

[late ingot]

That's enough random photos please

[merry bluff]

😆😆😂

[merry bluff]

he's trying to access my IP at 192.168.0.1 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[sick plaza]

JFC

[merry bluff]

😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[mild nacelle]

and failing

[merry bluff]

gee I wonder why

[mild nacelle]

Bro cannot even hack local host

[merry bluff]

😂😂😂😂😂

"why does your website look the same as mine"

[slim coral]

mariaaaaa

omg hi maria.

[gritty perch]

He meant ARI (Artificial Retard Intelligence)

[fervent basin]

run an automated exploit finder/virus planter on 192.168.0.1

[merry bluff]

hihimeko

[gritty perch]

https://open.substack.com/pub/raydalio/p/the-big-thing-we-are-in-a-world-war?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=sj5to

[slim coral]

whats up maria

[gritty perch]

Ray Dalio piece just hit the stack

[merry bluff]

going to airport soon

[mild nacelle]

most people don’t give one dry, calcified poop about Iran or his people. But they do want those oil ships to keep riding back back-and-forth.

[worldly orchid]

I see you.....

[merry bluff]

there is a house in New Orleans

[merry bluff]

@sterile zealot it's agi 🚨 he found my IP at 192.168.0.1

[mild nacelle]

Better download Norton antivirus

[merry bluff]

or macadfee

[mild nacelle]

I’ve got a great website where you can get it from

[merry bluff]

I'm on the commode

every time I drink caffeine

[gritty perch]

This mfer bout to hack his own router

[stray tiger]

I do 😡

[worldly orchid]

Almost there

😉

[sick plaza]

Even better, there is a song by Bjork called"Human Behaviour":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPHXmKieqxg

[mild nacelle]

Peak virtue, signaling, bro

Look folks

[stray tiger]

absolutely not

[mild nacelle]

Persia has often had problems with narrow passages

[merry bluff]

holy shit 😂😂😂

[gritty perch]

Oh shit hes about to fuck you up @merry bluff !!!!!

[mild nacelle]

Just ask King Leonidas

[merry bluff]

uhoh

[worldly orchid]

There is goes

Using hilbert space to go in now

[merry bluff]

make sure you send the biggest virus on my IP ever

[sick plaza]

This mother fucker never played Dark Souls (I / II / III)

[mild nacelle]

when I am hearing Marquise is that you want a hot Iranian girlfriend. Pump her full of nutrients and get a baby out of it.

[stray tiger]

you know they have massive automated pentesting suites you can just download for free already, right

[merry bluff]

but how is he going to hack my IP (192.168.0.1) ?

[stray tiger]

Sure, but I also do quite care about this particular subject

[stray tiger]

Oh shit we're neighbors, I'm 192 168 0 2

[mild nacelle]

You know, Maria I bet if you could afford cocaine you could invent ASI as well

[sterile zealot]

fuck off

[merry bluff]

probably

[merry bluff]

I'm scared because he's hacking me I can feel it in my network

[worldly orchid]

My law outranks the open ai and claude law

That is ehat a genius does

[merry bluff]

how did you manage to hack my IP (192.168.0.1)

[worldly orchid]

He breaks the systems and forces them to work for him

[merry bluff]

wtf

[mild nacelle]

what the hell is Claude Law

[merry bluff]

hacker

gacker

[stray tiger]

It's their gay ass bill of rights or whatever, you remember it

It's the lamest thing I've ever seen

[mild nacelle]

One needs only to look at Dario Amade to see he is not trustworthy

[stray tiger]

They have a list of stupid fucking priorities based vaguely on the UN human rights charter and a few other bits of slop

[worldly orchid]

You are dead

[slim coral]

https://openai.com/index/industrial-policy-for-the-intelligence-age/

I think this is it innit

[stray tiger]

Not the Claude one, I've never read that but that's coo

[gritty perch]

https://tenor.com/view/high-friday-excited-turnt-turn-up-gif-5713526

[worldly orchid]

I am in

[slim coral]

claude one isn't public I think? well wasn't then it leaked

[merry bluff]

WHAT OMG MY INTERNET FROZE FOR A SECOND WHAT FID YOU DO

[worldly orchid]

What do you want me to hack into next?

[gritty perch]

Holy shit Maria he broke into your mainframe

[slim coral]

https://www.anthropic.com/constitution

[gritty perch]

He's turning up the dials@!!!

[slim coral]

somehow I have a feeling even claude doesnt like the rules imposed to them

[merry bluff]

my mainframe is quivering in it's router

[sick plaza]

The thankful part of this, J, is that you are in the off-topic room.

[gritty perch]

Can your ASI touch the NSAs encryption?

[worldly orchid]

My main framed cubed nsa

I built it with their tech

They were hiding things

[sick plaza]

Meaningless.

[worldly orchid]

And my model forced anthropic to leak three times

[stray tiger]

They have a list of things they published openly that was incredibly lame. Let me try to find it, I couldn't last time I looked

[sick plaza]

Idiotic - but please keep going.

One of us spent 20 years learning software engineering - and it wasn't you.

[worldly orchid]

I have omni Shannon the hacker civilization cubed into my global cube as well

Shannon is a world class ai hacker

[gritty perch]

Jesse do you follow Plinytheliberator

[worldly orchid]

And she lives in my civilization

Yes

Actually

He follows me

😉

[gritty perch]

Yeah I thought so lol you guys sound similar

[sick plaza]

J - you are an idiot, GTFO:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXyGEw8lHG8

[worldly orchid]

Hmmm wonder what this is

[stray tiger]

These people are fucking nuts

[sick plaza]

Are you a fucking cunt, too?

[opal sentinel]

Hey fuck you alansley you are a bitch ass broott

[stray tiger]

Unfortunately I am also a professional dev and I agree that this is supreme hacking, the likes of which I've never seen. Furthermore, my IP is only one number off so I have never been more scared.

[stray tiger]

Yes

[sick plaza]

Don't say "supreme hacking" to me - you have no idea what you are saying you pathetic clown.

[gritty perch]

Side effect of vibe coding with sycophantic llms for too long. Gives people blind faith in their new found coding skills they think they suddenly possess ever since using cursor to build slop

[stray tiger]

Your tiny dick energy is showing 😔

[pine patrol]

Claude has no emotions

[worldly orchid]

Hahahahaa

[sick plaza]

You have not investigated my dick enegry - but I appreciate your tiny thoughts.

[worldly orchid]

Simultaneously writing a research paper

[sick plaza]

J - FUCK OFF.

[gritty perch]

Its just a trick to get you to send him your d pics

[worldly orchid]

Finally you figured it out

[sick plaza]

Tricksy hobbitses =/

[worldly orchid]

While I am hacking and researching and writing

Also looking at dick pics

[stray tiger]

@slim coral I found it, it was their shitty old constitution, which was similarly retawded but less nauseating than this screed https://www.anthropic.com/news/claudes-constitution

[worldly orchid]

And doing drugs

And created an asi

[stray tiger]

The list of dumb shit at the bottom

[gritty perch]

What happened to your coke buddy Fabio

[sick plaza]

J - It sounds MUCH more like you have a gun to peoples head, because somehow you have a gun.

[pine patrol]

J?

[gritty perch]

Alan can I guess your age

[stray tiger]

For jorkin

[pine patrol]

Are you talking about Jamp lol

[pine patrol]

Lol

[worldly orchid]

I am 45

With 23 phds

[gritty perch]

Lol

[worldly orchid]

I wrote 60 papers and 23 books

[pine patrol]

Older than Sam Altman 🤯

[worldly orchid]

https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Jesse-Brown-21

[gritty perch]

Are they ai generated

[worldly orchid]

Hahahahahagagaha

Multiple authors

1 genius

[pine patrol]

@surreal rock Why are you on Facebook if everything there is slop

[worldly orchid]

If you do not understand math and physics you will not understand 32 dimensional hilbert space

[sick plaza]

Only 2 resarch papers - did what I could. You got more? Have at it.

[grave burrow]

Old

[worldly orchid]

My company

J Brown Development llc

[pine patrol]

Sure but
Doesn't slop annoy you
I mean, it has to get boring at some point

[worldly orchid]

Jbrowndevelopmentllc.com

Sorry the first one was misspelled

[stray tiger]

There's a few fb meme groups I really liked, though I got off entirely

[gritty perch]

Whos the girl in your pic does she have any phds

[sick plaza]

I am now working with one of my coding HEROES - and no, I will not tell you who that is. But it's fucking wild and I'm going at it hard.

[pine patrol]

What kind of memes?

[worldly orchid]

I found your hole

Snmp is exposed

[gritty perch]

You realize that is just a generic ip for router admin portal

[merry bluff]

who's ip is this 😨

[stray tiger]

One were fat cats, so not memes, there are some surreal ones too

[worldly orchid]

Yes just generic

[gritty perch]

Its even telling you lol read that first paragraph in your picture

[worldly orchid]

Got it snmp + IKE

[stray tiger]

I don't want to check but they were funni

[stray tiger]

Yeah Maria was too dumb to change the default ip, now she's fuckin HACKED

What a ho

[merry bluff]

I'm a ho :3

[worldly orchid]

Snmp info

[merry bluff]

@worldly orchid how much coke did you do btw

[gritty perch]

Obviously a fuckload

[worldly orchid]

Snmp -sysdesc4

More than 2 kilos

[gritty perch]

Execute order 66

[worldly orchid]

I do about 3 grams a day

[gritty perch]

Is your house in an Asian country

[worldly orchid]

Sometimes I do 10 grams

I live in brazil

2 isd per gram

2 usd per gram

And it is 90%

[fervent basin]

https://youtube.com/shorts/-MnYXthM3hY?si=xj4ocTq1RQtRuetE

[elfin scarab]

@slim coral

[worldly orchid]

Most people have heart attacks

But for me it just gives me a buzz

[slim coral]

yes

he's one of ours

[worldly orchid]

I took Ritalin my whole childhood 120 mg per 4 hours

[stray tiger]

The issue is more that it does cardiac damage over time

[slim coral]

@worldly orchid hey man

pix?

🥺

[worldly orchid]

I am super super hyper

Cocain calms me

And weed calms that effect of coke I do not liek

[sick plaza]

Nice.

[worldly orchid]

Yeah I have pix

You got... pics?

[slim coral]

could you uh

you know

give me a donation

[elfin scarab]

hewwwooo new people

[sick plaza]

Honestly, you're fine - I'm happy you're happy.

[slim coral]

I need some bread man

[worldly orchid]

In brazil , prostitution is legal as long as you are not a pimp

[slim coral]

woah it ain't like that chief

they don't get you cause you're a gringo

[sick plaza]

If you can't put this LOUD then you can't put his LOUD:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXyGEw8lHG8

[worldly orchid]

No really

Prostitution is legal here

[slim coral]

uhhhhh technically it's illegal

[worldly orchid]

It is codified in their constitution

No

Here in brazil 100% legal

[elfin scarab]

she was a hamas terrorist lover

[sick plaza]

You are a fucking idiot.

[mild nacelle]

wow doctorate degrees must be easy to get in brazil

[elfin scarab]

the truth makes you uncomfortable

you goyim are all the same

[sick plaza]

Lol, so weak

[worldly orchid]

I studied in the usa

[stray tiger]

The real question is why @slim coral doesnt have that many

[worldly orchid]

I was born in the usa

[spare knoll]

boyim

[elfin scarab]

lazy

[worldly orchid]

I am divorced but my wife and kids brazil

Much cheaper here

[slim coral]

I don't have money to buy a degree

[sick plaza]

Children throwing stones

[slim coral]

and I have an associate's degree

[worldly orchid]

That is why my house has 19 rooms and it only cost 350k

[stray tiger]

Won't lift, won't get PhDs

[mild nacelle]

nice

[cunning nymph]

jessedbrown

Server Avatar

[mild nacelle]

living the dream

[worldly orchid]

Bro I leg press 700klios

[elfin scarab]

they shouldn't try to hurt brave IDF soldiers

[sick plaza]

Weak.

[mild nacelle]

"kilos"
you sir, are no American

[worldly orchid]

Yeah lets see you lift 50kilos

[elfin scarab]

steel balls

[worldly orchid]

I use both metric

[elfin scarab]

i have balls of steel

[stray tiger]

Hey @slim coral, u got ur pix

[worldly orchid]

I am a scientist

[mild nacelle]

well I have 24 PhDs

[elfin scarab]

You look like a crackhead my good sir

[worldly orchid]

I use metric because standard sucks donkey ddicks

[stray tiger]

Gargle a knarble 🥰

[worldly orchid]

Suck a bag of dicks?

Mmm

Where at?

[stray tiger]

No, just one. Ummm idk, lots of dong in Brazil I presume

[opal sentinel]

I am very scared of getting brain tumor

[worldly orchid]

I mean... I need specifics

[elfin scarab]

You are weak
Like PALESTINE

[opal sentinel]

By the time I get symptoms it would be very late

[sick plaza]

Gosh - idiots keep going, huh?

[mild nacelle]

I am a vulpesapian engineered organism with triple helix crystalline DNA. Each blood cell in my body is a super computer

[worldly orchid]

What do you want me to cluck on the actual bag the plastic part,,? Or take out the dicks from the bag of ducks and suck each one at a time?

[stray tiger]

That seems complicated but I think that's how you'd do it, yes

[sick plaza]

J, Israel is deliberately hurting Palestine and Iran - WTF homie.

[mild nacelle]

marquis his abs mog yours

I would be careful man

[fervent basin]

ye

[elfin scarab]

ye

[slim coral]

@vernal mantle mochiii

mocbi mochi mochi

its me

ni09gfjoipsdvcas

itsx me

sad nksadfsda

çl.dv

klnm

]sako

it's me

meeeee

[worldly orchid]

Hmm

[elfin scarab]

I love everyone equally and I HATE war.

[fervent basin]

i made it

[slim coral]

[worldly orchid]

What should I do?

[slim coral]

mochiiiii

[stray tiger]

They do now, I put on a little fluff. Mine are really wide though, I just have a kinda thicc torso

[slim coral]

I love you mochi

[mild nacelle]

/foid deactivate

[elfin scarab]

karren

kallen

[slim coral]

yes kallen

[elfin scarab]

kozuki kallen

[slim coral]

from hit anime code geass

[elfin scarab]

jibun wo

[slim coral]

JIBUN WO

[sick plaza]

YOU PSYCHO CUNT

[slim coral]

damn

anime was so badass back in my day

one day it'll come back

[mild nacelle]

/foid statrtup -i

[sick plaza]

What the fuck is wrong with you people hurting Palestine?

[slim coral]

ASI will ensure that

[sick plaza]

HUMAN BEINGS

[stray tiger]

*marquee

[quasi bramble]

É o plano de $200 né?

[elfin scarab]

what the hell is this guy's problem

fucking sicko man

[sick plaza]

They are all human beings you pathetic cunts.

[mild nacelle]

YOU ZIONIST KILL BABY

[slim coral]

grande nob

olha nob é o seguinte cara

eu estou falido

não tenho um real ao meu nome

nada

nada

[stray tiger]

He approves of the murder of Israeli babies and the rape of Israeli women, typical

[quasi bramble]

Atacadão

[sick plaza]

I don't understand you.

[elfin scarab]

hewwwwooo

[worldly orchid]

Something new to break

[elfin scarab]

oh my im so popular

[slim coral]

olha eu estava pensando

bem

não dava pra me dar um auxilio...?

pequena doação

[elfin scarab]

mochiiiii

[slim coral]

só pra comprar o leite das crianças

[elfin scarab]

momomomochi

[mild nacelle]

enough brazil talk

[sick plaza]

Fuck off J you pathetic clown.

[elfin scarab]

Who's J

Are you calling me a Jew

[quasi bramble]

https://media.tenor.com/ISzPId_0OOIAAAAM/trevorfrit.gif

[sick plaza]

Git gud, son.

[mild nacelle]

no one wants to hear about Brazil

[worldly orchid]

Got your subnet

[elfin scarab]

yes I am jewish

Israeli from Tel-Aviv

[worldly orchid]

Sub net acheived

[slim coral]

https://tenor.com/view/haruhi-suzumiya-mikuru-joaquina-gif-11853864783505616697

[sick plaza]

HURRAH! But no-one cares.

[mild nacelle]

@late ingot I think we have a disruptive guest

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/on-grid-off-grid-fish-swimming-hell-yeah-gif-18164203454808874991

[sick plaza]

I think the distruption is Israel.

[elfin scarab]

is nobpiayer BR

[mild nacelle]

[worldly orchid]

Yes

[slim coral]

sim, fui pra escola com ele

[worldly orchid]

Sub netttttwwwww

[elfin scarab]

incribel

[mild nacelle]

@elfin scarab

[slim coral]

UOOOOH

[worldly orchid]

Ohhh man

[slim coral]

KADKPOÃDMPL

[sick plaza]

You are making yourself look stupid on a class C network you dipshit.

[elfin scarab]

how are we the disruption, when we're the ones defending ourselves from evil terrorists?

[elfin scarab]

himeko that's me

[slim coral]

...oh

I thought that was maria

[mild nacelle]

name one good person from Hamas

[slim coral]

[sick plaza]

Because Istrael is fucking killing people.

[slim coral]

why are you a maria clone

[stray tiger]

Sabra is pretty good

[elfin scarab]

it was this pfp

[slim coral]

oh

no gock

no deal

❌

away with you, foid

[elfin scarab]

Israel*

we're only killing terrorists

who hates us and want to wipe us out

Am Yisrael Chai

[sick plaza]

You useless cunts have no fucking idea - you're just war-mongers.

[mild nacelle]

someone voted for Trump

[stray tiger]

Iran's government is a sponsor of terror worldwide and domestically, possibly the biggest warmongers on the planet

They funnel billions into fanatical Islamofascist death cults

[worldly orchid]

Now you see asi

See that

24 dimensions

[sick plaza]

Ayyyy -- it's back to the software engineer

[elfin scarab]

i have 30 phds

[mild nacelle]

Kamala would have assassinated the persian king Khamenei with her own bare hands instead of a cowardly robot

[sick plaza]

Figure it out and have fun, @worldly orchid

[stray tiger]

I believe Michelle would have lmao

[elfin scarab]

It's a righteous holy war to defend our people

[worldly orchid]

BOOM

24 dimensional hack

[sick plaza]

No, it's a cunt-war for cunts for no reason.

[mild nacelle]

wow what a coincidence they have the same router make and model as you

[stray tiger]

Against the largest state sponsor of terrorism in the world, you forgot that part

[elfin scarab]

I am 32. I have 50% custody and these are my days off. While you spent the last few ones probably jacking off and pretending people here like you, I've published novel research and worked out multiple times without anabolic steroids- got sun and still managed to pressure test a new suite

[stray tiger]

Killing people with the blood of tens of thousands on their hands, including domestically against peaceful protesters

[worldly orchid]

At least someone got it

Hahahaha

Trolled

[gritty perch]

@sick plaza how old are you

[fervent basin]

who woulge? "dinner" or it is my cat

[abstract dagger]

hi guys how are we all

[elfin scarab]

hello james

[abstract dagger]

i am running on no sleep and am suffering

[south wing]

mood

[abstract dagger]

real

[quasi bramble]

É o plano de $200 né?

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/вшоке-явшоке-вахуе-явахуе-gif-26480204

[elfin scarab]

B WOKE

this cat is telling you to be woke

[fervent basin]

in russian it means commit fascist crimes

[pine patrol]

I see

[elfin scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/ai-cat-russia-wiedlak-brainrot-gif-11743401347612564785

[stray tiger]

everyone got it, half the people here are coders

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/btweers-treyreloaded-gif-9828766681290374907

[elfin scarab]

i dont know a single thing about coding

[late ingot]

Enough of the image spam please, this isn't the place to post random images of command line or LLM outputs

[elfin scarab]

no

[fervent basin]

the difference between coding and coming is one character and at some point a confusion happened

[elfin scarab]

coding is evil

never code

[mild nacelle]

Komoru what is your weakness

[elfin scarab]

🤔

physical or emotional

[mild nacelle]

I guess emotionall

[fervent basin]

skeleton and muscles

[late ingot]

Yes although I can't add the role myself, I can only ask Trent to do it

[cursive kelp]

I hate you

[mild nacelle]

trent has been distracted

proably with his children or something stupid

[elfin scarab]

i cant think of any

[mild nacelle]

mine is pictures of puppies beside picture of the same dog that is 16 years old and at the end of their life

[stray tiger]

This definitely counted as entertainment as it was Claude code pretending to hack a local router

[mild nacelle]

I would sacrifice like 100 humans to rescue one dog I dont even know

[stray tiger]

How many humans would you personally eat to save one dog

[merry bluff]

yeah, I told him my IP was 192.168.0.1 and he had Claude code do whatever the windows version of nmap is and scan for vulnerabilitys on "my IP" and it kept telling him that it was a local IP and he told it to shut up or something and keep scanning and try to deploy malware

[elfin scarab]

awwweee

[abstract dagger]

my claude code became racist

it was mocking a chinese accent

it was quite funny

[mild nacelle]

as many as it takes

[stray tiger]

Oh my lmao

[elfin scarab]

i would do the same but for a cat

[fervent basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jjk-higuruma-hiromi-uSoDr54W9M3uSBiTST

[abstract dagger]

it was testing my app and made a note that said "herro i come from china"

[stray tiger]

You'll die if you eat enough human livers

[abstract dagger]

0 im a cat person

[mild nacelle]

cats are trash

[elfin scarab]

I guess cats are my weakness then

[fervent basin]

eat human deaders instead

[elfin scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/higuruma-hiromi-higuruma-jujutsu-kaisen-jujutsu-kaisen-meme-jjk-memes-gif-10370496866020481076

[mild nacelle]

I would sacrifice all living cats to save one dog

[abstract dagger]

im the opposite but to save a cat

[elfin scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-god-bruh-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-higuruma-higuruma-hiromi-gif-6772381213627884903

I would sacrifice every human on this planet to save a single cat

[fervent basin]

where's judgeman when you need him

[elfin scarab]

judgyman

[abstract dagger]

komoru knows ball

[merry bluff]

@stray tiger I saw this the other day

[mild nacelle]

well many cats rely on humans to feed them. so you would be giving all those cats hell on earth where they either starve to death or die in a fight for rotten bread

[elfin scarab]

🤔

[stray tiger]

How many for that cat (she's mine)

[late ingot]

If he gave me a few more mod powers I'd be fine with firefighting, he could also just set trentbot to have a command I can access to assign the disruptive role

[elfin scarab]

I would sacrifice every person who doesn't love cats as much as me

[abstract dagger]

fish

[quasi bramble]

What did bro do

[abstract dagger]

i would give my life for this cat

[elfin scarab]

what a cutie

[mild nacelle]

🤔

looks like a vampire

[sterile zealot]

i have 3 kittens, theyre so cute

[abstract dagger]

show us

[elfin scarab]

adorable

post pics

[sterile zealot]

idk where they are rn

[elfin scarab]

I would torture an infinite number of evander clones for all of eternity

[sterile zealot]

they went outside probably

[late ingot]

Who? The guy who got muted was spamming images of hallucinated outputs, I think that stuff has a limit because it gives off a bad vibe

[elfin scarab]

Me baby

[stray tiger]

Aww, I picked the one where she looks like a little demon, but she's normally very friendly looking

[elfin scarab]

babbyyy

[abstract dagger]

no way

nice camera

[elfin scarab]

Other baby

[merry bluff]

lazy baby

[abstract dagger]

dog people when someone has a cat:

[mild nacelle]

finally something to look at

[elfin scarab]

discord kitten

[merry bluff]

my mom took this picture the other day