💬off-topic

[sterile zealot]

komoru is a femcel, so none of the tiles would be filled lol

[gritty perch]

https://x.com/i/status/2041210175940403680

FinancialJuice (@financialjuice)

Iran's Foreign Minister in call with Qatari counterpart: Iran is interested in developing ties, current situation 'strictly due to US-Israeli aggression - Statement.

X · Apr 6, 2026, 5:43 PM

[stray tiger]

This conflict is indeed just to fuck them over, and thank christ for that. It's embarrassing how the entire world has tolerated the behavior of Iran's regime

[surreal siren]

That regime is becoming stronger if anything. Like I literally struggle to see any upsides at all

Current president is likely gonna make it agenda to avenge for his father's death

[merry bluff]

I need help

[sterile zealot]

about what

[cursive kelp]

🇮🇷💥⚡Attack on the presidential palace in Tehran!

@WarSaWitness

[merry bluff]

I am alone
everybody left me

[surreal siren]

They also got validation being objectively in the right in the major conflict for the first time since probably ever

[elfin scarab]

straight of hormuz

[spare knoll]

strait of homos

[elfin scarab]

(lie)

[spare knoll]

lie.... or die...

[merry bluff]

i will keep this in mind

[spare knoll]

good

[elfin scarab]

pooppooo comes out the butt

[opal sentinel]

BOOOOOOM

@stray tiger

You have been proven false boy

[spare knoll]

or does it?

https://tenor.com/view/exxtha-gif-15700046976004578728

[opal sentinel]

The great chirlie kirk confirmed Jesus rose from the dead

[merry bluff]

or does it?

https://tenor.com/view/exxtha-gif-15700046976004578728

[opal sentinel]

You are now utterly fucked bow down to christ

[spare knoll]

pussy juice... girlcum..... ........ v-sauce..........

[opal sentinel]

Babies are ugly as shit

My cousin had a baby they came to us and I know he wanted me to hold the baby and baby talk it

As my whole family did

I ain't touching that stinky piss

[merry bluff]

:o

[opal sentinel]

I think children don't look cute or adorable until they at least become a older toddler

I genuinely have no idea how people find babies adorable

[mild nacelle]

@sterile zealot its over for linux

[sterile zealot]

wtf its over, everyone is going to plagiarize it now

[mild nacelle]

rip 🪦

[merry bluff]

wtf that must be an insane hack I have to download it fast before it gets taken down

[sterile zealot]

https://cdn.kernel.org/pub/linux/kernel/v6.x/linux-6.19.11.tar.xz download it now before it gets taken down

[pine patrol]

gotta recode it in python rn

[abstract dagger]

who is this?

always some random twitter user stating stuff i swear

[opal sentinel]

James doesn't know who baby daddy charlie kirk is

[mild nacelle]

when was trump's ultimatum to open the straight of hormuz

[gritty perch]

https://x.com/i/status/2041219456978882890

FinancialJuice (@financialjuice)

Trump on taking Iran's oil: To the victor belongs the spoils.

X · Apr 6, 2026, 6:20 PM

[mild nacelle]

okay his latest deadline is tomorrow 8pm eastern.

he has promised to blow up power plants and bridges.

and iran have promised to destroy the stargate datacenter in the UAE

[elfin scarab]

NOOOO NO NO NO NOOOOO

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Bernie Sanders: Congress must regulate AI before a handful of billionaires fundamentally transform humanity without democratic input.

Senator Bernie Sanders issues a stark warning about the unchecked deployment of Artificial Intelligence. He argues that AI poses an existential threat to American jobs, economic equality, and democracy itself. Criticizing wealthy tech executives for prioritizing profit over workers, Sanders emphasizes that 70% of Americans are right to fear massive job displacement. He is calling for immediate Congressional action, including a proposed moratorium on new AI data centers until strict labor, enviro...

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1sdy2i9/bernie_sanders_congress_must_regulate_ai_before_a/

https://www.wsj.com/opinion/ai-is-a-threat-to-everything-the-american-people-hold-dear-a3286459
Posted by /u/EchoOfOppenheimer
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[gritty perch]

"Trump says Iranians would be willing to suffer loss of infrastructure for freedom"

[mild nacelle]

why doesn’t Trump just put ac in the strait

I would make a way better president than Trump

[opal sentinel]

Iran should make a deal with trump

He gets some of the hottest iranian women in exchange for trump to retreat and declare loss of the war with iran

[mild nacelle]

I've played enough bloons TD6 to know that if you cannot afford to upgrade your towers in the strait, then you should add more towers

[gritty perch]

if your asshole was your mouth right now you'd be shittin the truth

Damn thats a banger tweet

[tawdry yacht]

Hi all, nice to meet you all. I have started to learn and understand AI concepts recently and pen down my understanding. Wouldn't call it a blog since multiple of these might already be existing. But wanted to share it and get people talking / commenting on the same. Pls leave comments on the blog how I can make this a better representation of my understanding:

https://tinywebs.site/ruTPDZ

I also share content on insta for this - you can follow me if you are interested:
https://www.instagram.com/for__a__better__me/

Thanks, looking forward to connecting with you all sometime! 😄

[pine patrol]

#✨projects

[merry bluff]

self promo 🚨 someone shoot him

LMAOOO I clicked on your blog and instantly got hit with scam ads

[mild nacelle]

wait, you want to use AI to learn AI? what a novel concept!

[gritty perch]

This is fucking insane lol

THEY TELL ME PLEASE KEEP BOMBING MY HOME

PLEASE KEEP DOING IT SIR

[mild nacelle]

I talk to the government on my calls all the time

"Trump just in case you are listening, keep up the good work my guy. Anyway, my prostate exam results were not the greatest..."

[fervent basin]

@elfin scarab https://www.threads.com/@dinhde08/post/DWxz2h5GYDD?xmt=AQF09jpoeqBRFP1ICQrejX_JRtSpgS8YrUWYpxUOhSaeBN2Hjav3a4RMH9p_20G24Q_rxX8&slof=1

[opal sentinel]

Furries have a very large asshole as they are a fox human hybrid

[elfin scarab]

toe beans 🥰

[mild nacelle]

Trump has asserted that Iranian citizen's private communications were intercepted and they want the US to keep bombing near their homes.

saving brendo some work

[mild nacelle]

why francis he is dead

[opal sentinel]

John the Baptist is the real founder of Christianity

[opal sentinel]

@merry bluff you keep accusing me of racism and sexism to prove this in the most complete way you must prove it beyond a reasonable doubt in front of a judge who I will hire who will look at your evidence then you can conclude I'm racist and sexist

[vocal bay]

is ok I'm on vacation

[opal sentinel]

How many times have you uploaded my screenshot

[vocal bay]

I don't even know who you are

unless you're the source of this

in which case I thank you for your service

[opal sentinel]

V2ray has not spoken anything here for over 9 days

I am very worried about his safety

[grave burrow]

@merry bluff how will you answer this question

[merry bluff]

inside: for the money
I would say like "well I've looked into the company it it seems to be very good in the industry blah blah"

[lavish vale]

nope. you frame everything in an interview with you bring productive

[abstract dagger]

people miss that the question is not a question but a test to gauge if you are able to adhere to the social contract correctly

especially autistic people

[merry bluff]

if I had a business I would only hire autistic people so that work would be done 2x as fast and good

[lavish vale]

ie: i look forward to working on <whatever> alongside a leading company like <whatever>

[opal sentinel]

So does that mean you would hire me

[surreal siren]

This is one of the most useless questions ever during interviews. Both parties involved know the real answer and they both pretend the made up story is actually correct. This question is testing your ability to make shit up and make them feel good lol

[lavish vale]

if you are autistic then saying you love the work isn't a social contract obligation if you actually do

[surreal siren]

"I always dreamt about working at XYZ ever since I was a little kid. I'm extremely passionate to be doing this every single day." 🗿

[vocal bay]

that's all fine until gets distracted and plays factorio for 10 hours

[merry bluff]

🤔 good point

[surreal siren]

how is your career seeking adventure going

[merry bluff]

I'm taking a break from job searching to focus on discord

[surreal siren]

Good decision. Focusing on what matters the most

you gonna go broke and run out of food though

[merry bluff]

HOLY SHIT THEYRE PLAYONG THE CARLIE KIRK COMMERICAL AGAIN

[surreal siren]

how is it actually going like fr tho?

[merry bluff]

idk I applied to a bunch and only heard back from one and when I interviewed, they didn't ever respond after

[opal sentinel]

@surreal siren You are under arrest, put your hands behind your back. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law, you have the right to an attorney if you cannot afford one will be provided for you.

[abstract dagger]

why is claude stupid

bypass permission does not mean request permission

🤬🤬🤬🤬

[surreal siren]

Hmm how are you applying, do you write proper cover letters?

[fervent basin]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-hug-angry-birds

[merry bluff]

I tailor the responses but not the resume per application

[surreal siren]

I used to dump both my resume and job listing to chatgpt for it to draft cover letter based on my requirements, and then manually go through it to replace the things it inadvertently made up or wrote weird

you need proper resume made like in canva too, 1 page

[mild nacelle]

is it AI or what

[merry bluff]

no it's a regular commercial with clips of him and Erika glazing him as a VO

[surreal siren]

smth like this one https://www.canva.com/templates/EAF8D2dYntM/

[mild nacelle]

PapyDonut did not make it past the Israel/Palestine phase of new user hazing

[slim coral]

mutated wildlife in komoria

[opal sentinel]

https://x.com/i/status/2041132863362580579

Sann (@san_x_m)

Today a court in Madurai sentenced all 9 police officers to death.

Their crime was murder.

Their victims were Jayaraj and Bennix.

A father and son who kept their mobile shop open 45 minutes past curfew in June 2020.

They were beaten for 7 hours through the night.

Forced to

X · Apr 6, 2026, 12:36 PM

[stray tiger]

It's just a bad host I think, I didn't get anything

[stray tiger]

A lot of the text was very clearly AI written, then something you went back over by hand to remove some obvious AIisms. Am I correct?

[stray tiger]

I have an oddly close relationship to Swartz, but only by proximity at one point in my life. Didn't know him personally

[abstract dagger]

how many is a bunch?

[gritty perch]

Sham faultman

[abstract dagger]

have you tried applying with claude?

claude can mass apply for jobs while you sleep

[stray tiger]

Nice selfie

[mild nacelle]

found ur origin story

marquis is bad bunny

all laid out here in this document

[cursive kelp]

@merry bluff

[gritty perch]

Rip Schwartz

[gritty perch]

I thought i was original when I said this but Pitt University made a parody April fools article 5 days ago saying it lmao pretty based
https://www.google.com/amp/s/pittnews.com/article/201377/featured/april-fools-hail-to-possible-hail-to-ai-pitt-announces-new-plan-to-turn-entire-campus-into-ai/amp/

[stray tiger]

LMAOOOOO I love it 🥰

[stray tiger]

Yeah, he's somewhat well known but j wish he was better known and was someone people brought up every tune the government starts fucking around

I don't think I ever met him, though that's actually a little surprising

[abstract dagger]

these arent very good

[stray tiger]

Uh wow this looks almost identical to the template I made from scratch

[abstract dagger]

your #1 goal of a cv is to make it skimmable

and if you are conventionally attractive to include your face

goal 2 is to get your point across and make yourself sound useful

[stray tiger]

I use a full range of font weights and routinely highlight key phrases

[granite cipher]

Lol

[abstract dagger]

thats good, but try not to highlight too much

[stray tiger]

You rarely have enough room, unfortunately, but big sections are nice. It's always awkward

[abstract dagger]

it takes away from the readability of it in a way

[stray tiger]

Yep

I don't think I do it too much though I can't say for sure, it's been a while. I also use semibold in most cases for lighter emphasis

I recently revamped my resume a little bit at least, but it's not great

[vocal bay]

Remember to use emojis as bullet points

[vocal bay]

this is dumb, you don't pay an artist for that, you just take photos of your food

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Bernie Sanders: Congress must regulate AI before a handful of billionaires fundamentally transform humanity without democratic input.

Senator Bernie Sanders issues a stark warning about the unchecked deployment of Artificial Intelligence. He argues that AI poses an existential threat to American jobs, economic equality, and democracy itself. Criticizing wealthy tech executives for prioritizing profit over workers, Sanders emphasizes that 70% of Americans are right to fear massive job displacement. He is calling for immediate Congressional action, including a proposed moratorium on new AI data centers until strict labor, enviro...

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1sdy2i9/bernie_sanders_congress_must_regulate_ai_before_a/

https://www.wsj.com/opinion/ai-is-a-threat-to-everything-the-american-people-hold-dear-a3286459
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[abstract dagger]

if you ever need help feel free to dm me :)

i have helped a lot of people find work

[stray tiger]

I use the middle dot or interpunct character fairly often

[mild nacelle]

bigot

[abstract dagger]

especially in this stupid economy

[vocal bay]

no! use ⛷️ and 📊 so they know you enjoy fun and business

[stray tiger]

I'll just include this picture of cartoon toast

[vocal bay]

are you going to put cubed fruit on your toast, what's going on here

[stray tiger]

Cartoon sandwich son 🥪

Fruit is just what came with it

[worldly loom]

Ai art instead of pictures of food is fucking lame though.

[late ingot]

Most CVs are read by an application tracking system and any difficult to read sidebars or boxes will increase the change it gets discarded

The black and white one you linked is in fact better

Do not include any images

[abstract dagger]

yeah i agree

my own cv is in this style

[late ingot]

Sidebars are a really big no no, its even harder for a human to parse the info

Just arrange everything in a way that flows naturally

Also UK CVs are dissimilar to both continental and American ones so ensure any site you use is UK specific

Otherwise you will end up making crap

[opal sentinel]

One of my relatives friends admitted that he ran over and killed a person before by car but ran the fuck away because the local mob would beat him before the police came

[granite cipher]

Ege

[spare knoll]

yeu key

[granite cipher]

Ego

Eggah

Eggi

Elegiope

[gritty perch]

https://x.com/i/status/2041257383343841721

العميد إبراهيم ذو الفقاري (@Ibrahim_alFiqar) ...

...... فإن المنطقة بأكملها ستغرق في الظلام.

X · Apr 6, 2026, 8:50 PM

[granite cipher]

Alabimayint

[stray tiger]

Lol mine is oddly extremely close to this despite not using any sort of template. Some slightly fancier formatting but barely

[gritty perch]

Astronauts will be approaching the dark side of the moon in around 2 hours

[stray tiger]

I hope they're playing appropriate music 🎶

[grave burrow]

I'm a psychic navigating quantum consciousness.

[late ingot]

critics are so fucking woke omg

[slim coral]

this is my new design, think the face looks bad but the rest is okay

[fervent basin]

too much mustard

https://tenor.com/view/let-the-bodies-hit-the-floor-whispering-gif-14550592

[grave burrow]

Brilliant, creative, innovative, you made a program feel.

[fervent basin]

https://www.reddit.com/r/singularity/s/McLDoVCczF

[fiery vault]

hey guys. Is buying credits more expensive than another plus or pro account?
by how much. For codex

[lavish vale]

anywhere between 20-135 times

[stray tiger]

I can feel this on my skin. it feels heavy, damp and acrid

[vocal bay]

Giraffe News

Trump says that he sent "lots of guns" to Iranian protestors via Kurdish militias (but the kurds kept them)
Trump has remembered Greenland and is restating his desire to take it.
ICE raided a military base and arrested a soldier's wife
Iran has rejected a proposed ceasefire with the US and Israel
Iran has targeted Israel's biggest chemical plant
Artemis II has reached the deepest point in space reached by any human.
DeSantis signed a law that allows him to designates groups of people as terrorists.
Republican rep Tony Gonzales, already facing a scandal after an affair with a staff member who later committed suicide, pestered a campaign aide for nude photos.
Trump's budget request to Congress includes a new FBI-led center for proactively identifying domestic terrorists, specifying that this includes "extremism on gender" and "anti-christianity".
Trump led a chant of "four more years" at this year's Easter Egg Roll.

Quotes of the day:

"'You always want to be the most well-read person in the room.' And I try to be every day, but Donald Trump always is." -- Karoline Leavitt
"stop acting like assholes" -- retired vice admiral Mark Montgomery, asking NATO members to stop being so mean to Trump.

[lavish vale]

trump is less interesting now that he has gone full senile

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Bernie Sanders: Congress must regulate AI before a handful of billionaires fundamentally transform humanity without democratic input.

Senator Bernie Sanders issues a stark warning about the unchecked deployment of Artificial Intelligence. He argues that AI poses an existential threat to American jobs, economic equality, and democracy itself. Criticizing wealthy tech executives for prioritizing profit over workers, Sanders emphasizes that 70% of Americans are right to fear massive job displacement. He is calling for immediate Congressional action, including a proposed moratorium on new AI data centers until strict labor, enviro...

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1sdy2i9/bernie_sanders_congress_must_regulate_ai_before_a/

https://www.wsj.com/opinion/ai-is-a-threat-to-everything-the-american-people-hold-dear-a3286459
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[stray tiger]

Arming the Iranian people (and the Kurds, for that matter) seems like one of the only ways out that ends up with them being free from that godawful Islamofascist regime, but a lot of things have to go right. I am very nervous about Trump following political signposts rather than realpolitik ones. His stubbornness might actually work out here in an unexpectedly positive way, though

[mild nacelle]

one year on, the dances have not improved the tariffs

[stray tiger]

I really do not like how poorly architected this feels and I'm hoping there's a lot of people who have dedicated the last thirty years to plotting to overthrow the regime working quietly behind the scenes here

[stray tiger]

The dances will continue until tariffs improve

heh funi

[fervent basin]

mad king

like in lotr or got

https://tenor.com/view/start-the-joust-start-the-damn-joust-before-i-piss-myself-before-i-piss-meself-robert-gif-14645470

[lavish vale]

also the Kurds say they never got any Guns. trump is full story telling mode

[grave burrow]

But do you feel it in every timeline

[stray tiger]

The original article did have this headline but was satirical, btw

[abstract dagger]

thoughts on this guuys

[slim coral]

where are the app names

Why are they only displayed in hieroglyphics

[merry bluff]

LMFAO @late ingot thank you for muting this jackass

[grave burrow]

@merry bluff how about an ai boyfriend

[merry bluff]

no

[gritty perch]

FUCK YEAHHHH

OCCUPY THE MOON

[elfin scarab]

what does he mean you promote mental illness

[merry bluff]

I said "I love femboys"

[elfin scarab]

homophobe

[merry bluff]

agrer

[crimson pagoda]

@elfin scarab @sterile zealot @merry bluff schizo as fuck alert 🚨 EMERGENCY

[sterile zealot]

i dont have schizophillia

[crimson pagoda]

He's taking his insurance company to court for zapping his skull with a laser. Lmfao

[elfin scarab]

skull zap

[merry bluff]

why did he post his whole details 😭

[elfin scarab]

i looooooove schizos

[crimson pagoda]

Get skull zapped bitch

[sterile zealot]

its quite hard to name something maria has done that isnt mental illness

[vocal bay]

that skull does look zapped though

[merry bluff]

tenet go to #speech-bot

[crimson pagoda]

I don't know but they all do it

[elfin scarab]

is he a targeted individual

[crimson pagoda]

They'll post their full name, phone number, address despite ostensibly being super paranoid

[merry bluff]

🤔 i have seen that a couple times

[crimson pagoda]

Yes

[elfin scarab]

oh lmao just noticed

[crimson pagoda]

Him and GangstalkingNurses are friends

[elfin scarab]

he's replying to stalkingnurses

lol

[elfin scarab]

femboys aren't that though

[sterile zealot]

true but tomboys are better anyway

[merry bluff]

@crimson pagoda go to #speech-bot ,they automated their scam to ping the goybeam role

[crimson pagoda]

I guess maybe if you're already being skull zapped by satellite lasers, standard doxxing concerns are just not a high priority

[merry bluff]

yeah true

[sterile zealot]

trentk expand what maria just said

#💬off-topic message

[merry bluff]

oh it's already deleted

but yeah

[elfin scarab]

this guy is great

[vocal bay]

why would anyone want their brain data?

[crimson pagoda]

Tbh I kinda would. And I do have that EEG machine 🤔

[crimson pagoda]

I will fix after my schizo expedition

[grave burrow]

Applied for jobs

[vocal bay]

Iran has reportedly urged youth to form a symbolic human chain around power plants

[sterile zealot]

and then quit 4 months later

[sterile zealot]

you have too much schizophillia

[merry bluff]

my parents are scared that I'm going to get arrested tomorrow

😢

[grave burrow]

What's happening Tomo

[merry bluff]

we are going to the airport and now I look nothing like my ID in the slightest

[grave burrow]

I'm thinking you'll be fine

[merry bluff]

I hope so

especially if ICE is there

[grave burrow]

Your are caucasian though

[merry bluff]

my partner offered to go to the airport with me

[vocal bay]

only a concern if you are brown

[merry bluff]

the gov is in the talks to allow ICE to detain anyone suspected of being trans

[grave burrow]

You have a partner ! Moving on up!

Congratulations

[crimson pagoda]

I should make a looksmaxxing app. I need to cash in on the insecurities of young men. @coral bane ideas?

[grave burrow]

Hearsay

[merry bluff]

oh yeah but I can't tell my parents or they will go ballistic

[grave burrow]

Well, nobody suggested that

[merry bluff]

just make it spew Gemma e2b nonsense

[merry bluff]

I know

[vocal bay]

and the implication is that your partner could protect you from ICE?

[merry bluff]

they're trans too so not really 😭 it's more just for support

t4t

😍

[vocal bay]

are they trans in the same or opposite direction

[stray tiger]

this is so obviously factually wrong, come on

[merry bluff]

opposite

they're NB AFAB

[vocal bay]

ok, you'll look like a standard MF couple then, no problem

[merry bluff]

not quite

[stray tiger]

Yeah, also ICE ISN'T DETAINING TRANS PEOPLE RANDOMLY STOP GETTING YOUR FUCKING NEWS FROM SOCIAL MEDIA

[merry bluff]

they haven't done medical transition

only social

[merry bluff]

no I won't stop

and I didn't say they were randomly doing it

[stray tiger]

then stop sharing it

[merry bluff]

you're strawmannign me

[stray tiger]

they aren't doing it at all

The government is not in talks to do it

[merry bluff]

ok

[stray tiger]

If your sex doesn't match the sex listed on your work visa, which you don't have as a citizen, then that could trigger a flag

[merry bluff]

btw social media is the only place I get my news

rekt

not xitter though

well I get AI news through discord which is through xitter

[stray tiger]

fantastic

[crimson pagoda]

What ever happened to project 2025

[stray tiger]

oh boy

[crimson pagoda]

I thought they were gonna turn all trans people into biodiesel

Did the 2025ers lose

It's 2026 right now I think

[stray tiger]

https://www.project2025.observer/en

[sterile zealot]

yeah that has a pretty high chance of happening

[stray tiger]

It's goin

[merry bluff]

ok

[stray tiger]

Don't get your news from your parents either on that note

[sterile zealot]

i thought komoru was your partner ?

did you divorce her already

[stray tiger]

so fickle 😢

[merry bluff]

polyamory

[lavish vale]

i heard libtards came up with their own project 2029

[merry bluff]

project tranytranynine™

[stray tiger]

can we not have projects, these remind me a bit of the 1940s

[sterile zealot]

the final solution to the trans question

[vocal bay]

"When I feel it, feel it in my bones" -- Trump, on when the war will end

[stray tiger]

Mandatory femboy milking farms

[sterile zealot]

milk tomboys instead smh

femboys are 👎

[stray tiger]

Tomboys get married

Femboys get farmed

Zombie Biden needs a cheap vegan protein source

And it's femboy milk

[merry bluff]

agree

[stray tiger]

Mixed with bug slurry

[merry bluff]

slur?????

you can't say sour

alue

alur

slur

[grave burrow]

I ask Grok for the news

[lavish vale]

has king elon saved human race yet?

[merry bluff]

king poopoo

[stray tiger]

NFNFNFNFNFNFNF

[merry bluff]

FN*

or FYN

this is fyn

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSasjJHDcdK/?igsh=MXZsamZpbW5qdWdhZQ==

bruh it won't embed

[stray tiger]

Different "NF", popular old streamer multislur

[grave burrow]

Soon

He tried to clean the white house

[merry bluff]

I'm gatekeeping ts 😂

[burnt glen]

just dropped a new video on how to land your first AI client in 30 days without a portfolio. no fluff just the exact steps — what to offer, who to DM, how to close. if you've been stuck in the learning phase this will help: https://youtu.be/u9Qg2lz-mEs

[buoyant terrace]

lol

I love Google now

[grave burrow]

You making the ai big bucks now

Move to Thailand, never come back

[merry bluff]

write your own self promo and then don't share it because it's against the rules

damn the 4ocels geniunely need help before they do something insane

LMFAO @crimson pagoda we need an observatory for these 4ocels. we need to study them they are some other kind of creature

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

“Praise be to Allah” - DJT

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1seehl8/praise_be_to_allah_djt/

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[lavish vale]

the first step to recovery is being aware you have a problem (/me spreads magic butter on potato)

[merry bluff]

@crimson pagoda i took a page out of your book

[stray tiger]

I don't know how helpful that kind of statement is for most people

[wary ermine]

@stray tiger

https://tenor.com/view/cat-leaf-vibes-vibing-sleeping-cat-gif-17297041570420202318

[merry bluff]

scam incoming

TAKE COVER

RUNNN

@crimson pagoda called it

it amazes me just how many peoplpe fall for the scam and get it spread

and almost 100% of them are just people who joined the server and never sent a message

[grave burrow]

How do you know how many people fall for it?

[elfin scarab]

why not just bully him

i forgot to say hello first

hewwwoooo

[merry bluff]

because everyone that posts that is a result of them falling for the scam and getting their account compromised. thats how it spreads. so for every scam post that gets shared means at least 1 person fell for it

[elfin scarab]

hewwwwooooo

[merry bluff]

hewwwooooo

[merry bluff]

i only bully people who arent in need of actual help

[elfin scarab]

i bully everyone

i will bully you now

you are a dumb poopyhead

[merry bluff]

😨

wtf

illegal

you cant say that

[merry bluff]

i am reparting you to the FBI

[elfin scarab]

because tonight it is showtime

[elfin scarab]

1273 down the rockefeller street
Life is marchin' on, do you feel that?
1273 down the rockefeller street
Everything is more than surreal

[elfin scarab]

Daylight is fading away
Night silhouettes in the sky
Led lights are flashing on towers
It's manhattan's magical time

[stray tiger]

christ is king

[elfin scarab]

✝️ 👑

[stray tiger]

@sterile zealot

[merry bluff]

TY Guey Fckin IdIot

[elfin scarab]

mexican slang is so trash

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

“Praise be to Allah” - DJT

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[elfin scarab]

slop

[stray tiger]

Christ is king

[elfin scarab]

are you going to say that every time you see me

[stray tiger]

Is Christ King?

[merry bluff]

Worm.... in horror place

[stray tiger]

Unfortunately Christ is 👑

[merry bluff]

Bemis Wamilton Racing

[stray tiger]

I'll play that if you elevate Christ to King of Heaven and Earth

[mild nacelle]

how do you politely tell someone that every aspect of their living presence sickens you

[stray tiger]

In your heart, mind and behavior

[merry bluff]

Super clown Obstacles

[elfin scarab]

hewwwoooo

christ is king

29_Clever_Moniker_Pray

[merry bluff]

cwist is kink owo (ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ

[grave burrow]

You genius!

[elfin scarab]

snuzzles cwist is kink owo (ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ >w<

paws snyuzzwes cwist is kink owo (ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ >w< (◕ᴥ◕)

[mild nacelle]

@merry bluff what you think of World Box

[grave burrow]

@merry bluff where are you flying tomorrow?

[merry bluff]

what is that

[elfin scarab]

world box is a fun game

[merry bluff]

new orleans

like the song

[mild nacelle]

world box is a fun game

[elfin scarab]

world box is a fun game

[merry bluff]

Il y a une meson en Orleans
Qui se sousnomme le Soleil levant
Et ele fu la ruine de maint garsilleurs
Dont fui aussi partant

[grave burrow]

@merry bluff why are you going there and for how long?

[mild nacelle]

lets all agree no matter what country you are from, men can get pregnant and even breastfeed

[merry bluff]

visiting family for i think like 5 days and then 2 days in atl

[elfin scarab]

Mimimi, mi-mi, mi-mi
Mimimi, only mi-mi
Mimimi, mi-mi, mi-mi
Mimimi, sexy me

[merry bluff]

OMG I LOVE THAT VIDEO WITH THE GIRL/FEMBOY WITH THAT SONG

[grave burrow]

Not men with a penis

[merry bluff]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvAEMz64O9c

[elfin scarab]

Hush now!
I, motherocker, give you complete bliss!
I got your, "Wow, wow!"
Look at my bottom, give it a kiss
I am so super pupper drupper
I'm the front girl in round!
I am so cool with my fashion pink lips
Stacking money rolls down

[elfin scarab]

holy sperg

[grave burrow]

Would you rather have stayed home alone for a week?

[elfin scarab]

Home Alone is a popular 1990 American Christmas comedy film directed by Chris Columbus. It follows eight-year-old Kevin McCallister (Macaulay Culkin), who is accidentally left behind when his family flies to Paris for the holidays. Kevin must defend his home from two bumbling burglars, the "Wet Bandits," using creative, slapstick traps.

[merry bluff]

no

well maybe

depends

[mild nacelle]

your wizard cap is cheaply made whilst mine is a fine silk

[merry bluff]

can i bring a friend

"friend"

[grave burrow]

Are they way older than you?

[merry bluff]

5 years

[elfin scarab]

grooming

[merry bluff]

:3

[grave burrow]

Oh that's not bad

[elfin scarab]

wow

i want an older women to groom me

[grave burrow]

Cats groom

[merry bluff]

thats what im saying

[mild nacelle]

#💬off-topic message

[merry bluff]

they almost left me because that and i said "nah its fine its only 5 years lol"

[elfin scarab]

thx evander

[merry bluff]

thx evander

we love you eveander

[elfin scarab]

lmao really

[merry bluff]

yeah

[grave burrow]

That's cool, could you move in with them?

[merry bluff]

not for a bit T-T

[grave burrow]

Yeah you don't wanna rush in

Oh and you need a job I suppose

[merry bluff]

yeah

[grave burrow]

If you were still at the grocery store you could be living with them

[merry bluff]

no

[grave burrow]

Imagine yourself with all that freedom!

[merry bluff]

their lease dosent expire for a few months

[grave burrow]

Oh

[grave burrow]

What hobbies do you both share?

[merry bluff]

autism

and t4t

and nature

and computers

[elfin scarab]

what's t4t

[grave burrow]

Nature nice

[elfin scarab]

tit for tat

[merry bluff]

and music

[merry bluff]

trans for trans

[elfin scarab]

titties for titties

[merry bluff]

like 2 trans people in a relationship

[grave burrow]

Tits for tats

[elfin scarab]

sounds gay

[merry bluff]

THATS LTIERALLY S

[elfin scarab]

ltierally s

[mild nacelle]

dab for christ

[grave burrow]

How did you two find each other?

[merry bluff]

well they wanted to be my roommate (some random roommate site i think roomites.com) at first and then we developed feelings and called off moving in together so we could have a relationship first

[grave burrow]

That sounds way healthier than any of my relationships

[elfin scarab]

thxxxx

pls credit me

[grave burrow]

We just banged and tried to move in asap

[merry bluff]

holoThinking

[merry bluff]

i did

[grave burrow]

But rent was way more affordable back then

[merry bluff]

no bueno amigo

[merry bluff]

very true

[grave burrow]

Never forgive the millennials and boomers that ruined the world

[merry bluff]

i hate old people like @stray tiger and ols

jk

but i do hate old people

[grave burrow]

JK stands for Just Knuckles

[merry bluff]

stolen (with credit)

[elfin scarab]

JJK

jujutsu kaisen

[grave burrow]

What happens when you turn 30

Will you.... Hate yourself

[merry bluff]

the self hatred intensifies

[elfin scarab]

im not making it to 30

[grave burrow]

There will be a black holes of self hatred at 40

[grave burrow]

You wish

But then, somehow and unfortunately you will

[grave burrow]

Those wife beater shorts

[merry bluff]

horny

[grave burrow]

New kink unlocked

[grave burrow]

Did you and your partner bang yet?

[merry bluff]

kinda

short answer yes

[grave burrow]

Hand jobs aren't sex

[merry bluff]

not that

[grave burrow]

Wait until GPT6 is around then give us the play by play

[merry bluff]

hell nah

[grave burrow]

He's dying to know I'm sure

[merry bluff]

nah

[grave burrow]

How are you parents gonna react to you moving in with a T partner?

[merry bluff]

i havent told them we are together

they are going to freak out if i do

[elfin scarab]

porque

[grave burrow]

Move out when they are not home

Leave a note

[merry bluff]

because they think im still a baby and also flip out over everything like even when i say "idk" to a question my mom always freaks out and is like "YOU DO KNOW YOURE JUST NOT TELING ME BLAH BLAH BLAH"

[merry bluff]

well im not going to until i get a job at least

[grave burrow]

They are right, you are still a baby

[grave burrow]

Your mom sounds funny

[merry bluff]

she is very abusive and manipulative to a ton of people, not just family

[grave burrow]

I'm so sorry about that 😔

Life isn't fair, we aren't asked to join this game

[merry bluff]

well its only caused 1 death that we know of so far so it is what it is (sarcastic)

yep

[stray tiger]

What the fuck did I do dipshit

I graduated into the Great Recession, an even worse job market than this

And my dad is a boomer who eventually had it comparatively easy (particularly housing), but he graduated into the start of affirmative action in a technical field where they were actively rejecting white men and it took years to find anything in his field that was remotely stable

And he had a fucking engineering degree

Also, they didn't do shit, Western governments made god awful long term decisions that made it worse for their kids than it was for them, reversing the dream that all parents have

The only boomers I have a problem with are ones that think the world is like it was and don't acknowledge the challenges. You also haven't been able to get competitive jobs without a college degree since well before anyone here was born

If you want to complain about millennials, complain about the "hustle culture" bootlickers that make up a chunk of the millennial and Gen Z generations

[merry bluff]

WHAT VIOLATION

[stray tiger]

It betrays a serious lack of historical understanding too to not acknowledge that there were only a few generations who had it reasonably easy - greatest generation and before went to war and got royally fucked over in many ways, they had few services and few basic human rights. Before that was straight up child labor and you were lucky to get an education at all

Maybe doubling the entire fucking workforce when there wasn't enough STUFF to do to justify it was a bad idea, huh?

[grave burrow]

You killed Applebee's

[stray tiger]

Good, fuck all chain restaurants

If they had a cute bee as a logo I'd kill him too

[vocal bay]

applebees knows what it did

[grave burrow]

You killed monogamy

[vocal bay]

monogamy knows what it did

[stray tiger]

I personally would strangle and bend monogamy over a barrel until it died in ecstasy

[stray tiger]

Also, that was mostly gen X, boomers and birth control, it just became somewhat more normalized

Oral contraception and women in the workforce killed monogamy. Monogamy is unnatural

Also, marriage as you know it was basically invented this century anyway

[grave burrow]

Facebook, that's all on you man

Social media is the millennial curse

[stray tiger]

It's a Victorian ideal to "fall in love, develop a mutually codependent relationship, get married". Nuclear family living alone was recent

[grave burrow]

I did a thing humor

And adulting humor

[stray tiger]

Those are bad. Social media didn't get rejected by any subsequent generation though like chronic television watching has been

Adulting was a flash in the pan trend. Millennial humor is really fucking cringe, but Gen Z+ humor is somehow even worse

And I fucking detest millennial humor. Millennial writers are horrible in general

I don't see any signs of improvement here though, the trend continues downward

We have no new Tolkiens

There's a subset of early milennial humor I'm fond of, that's about it though

You are making the very false assumption that I like my generation or the trends associated with it. I'm in fact much more disturbed that trends that seemed to wind up with us are continuing in Gen Z when they need to fucking die

[merry bluff]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjp3WC8Unj8

[stray tiger]

For instance, not talking to anyone in public

Boomers and most Gen Xers will actually speak to you rather than stare blankly and put their headphones in

It is so ungodly rude and antisocial

And millennials started that, Zennials perfected it, gen Alpha has no social skills whatsoever

I can't believe you didn't mention that we started all of woke culture too

We started all the tumblrisms, filter bubbles

[grave burrow]

Millennials embrace Facebook, a millennial invention, the old people go in after because millennials wouldn't shut up about it

[stray tiger]

We created hypersexuality, laid the groundwork for pornography addiction, kink obsessions

[grave burrow]

No, millennials have the worst humor ever " I'm so quirky ! "

[vocal bay]

boomer joke: "I hate my wife"
gen x joke: "I was a neglected latchkey kid"
millennial joke: "I hate my life"
gen z joke: "skibidi rizz"
gen alpha joke: "SiX SeVeN!!"

[stray tiger]

Gen Z does have really dark school shooting jokes I like though

Gen X will still barely say slurs, that's nice. Yeah we both thrives on then killed slurs

[grave burrow]

Skibidi rizz wins by a sperg mile

[stray tiger]

Gaming basically is gone now

[merry bluff]

skibidi ohio rizzler baby gronk 67

[stray tiger]

hard pass, you found a way to be worse than millennials. The only thing I like is self aware suicide and mental health jokes

[vocal bay]

gen alpha joke: SiX SeVeN!!

[grave burrow]

I'm trying to forget the trauma millennials inflicted upon our nation

[stray tiger]

Millennials did a lot to weaponize therapy culture and mental health obsessions

[grave burrow]

Good, gaming became life destroying gambling thanks to? Millennials

[stray tiger]

Gen Z embraced and continued all of these, except for that one to some extent, gen Z is more conservative and hates their own generation's music (I don't blame you)

[grave burrow]

Horse armor? Let's buy that said some millennials

[stray tiger]

That was mostly the Gen X and Boomers in power, millennials have continued supporting this but we're getting out of that now

Millennials started and yet again gen Z perfected victim culture

Well, boomers started that

Actually that's just been increasing it seems

[grave burrow]

Zuckerberg represents everything about the millennial generation

https://tenor.com/view/gucciberg-gif-22753941

Altman? Millennial Omega

[stray tiger]

Where is this one thing that Gen Z is fixing, I wonder

It seems like they're doing everything that started around our generation, but worse

[grave burrow]

Disney adults? All millennials

[stray tiger]

Gen Z are a bunch of do nothings with victim complexes

[stray tiger]

That I'll agree on, though it seems like Gen Z is fairly captured too

Once we see massively rejection of media I'll be happy

And zero people buying the Switch 2

Millennials (this is a problem going back a while though) are obsessed with nostalgia, though it's also because the world is worse in many tangible ways, and this is something basically nobody disagrees on

[stray tiger]

Milennials were last generation that enjoyed being kids/teens

[grave burrow]

The last generation raised without social media and ai 🫈

It's Jake-over

[stray tiger]

I fall into an early millennial segment that had very modest internet exposure growing up

I mean we had it, but it was on the family computer

[wary ermine]

@stray tiger

Friend

[stray tiger]

That cat needs more pixels. Feed him

[wary ermine]

I can't

[stray tiger]

Wow I did you must just hate him

[grave burrow]

It's over

[stray tiger]

Inject drugs now 💉
Be a good milennial

@vernal mantle

[grave burrow]

Awful

https://youtube.com/shorts/7Yo8nMerjpE?si=Ye7bLzWe84h_7WPR

https://youtube.com/shorts/Csto43d3Jg0?si=JnurKjdgGpTmHE9u

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

enjoy the meme

One solution to this problem is just using Noren, a writing voice consistency for ai output. If the first draft already sounds like what you would write, then you don’t have much to correct. Check out www.usenoren.ai

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[stray tiger]

@crimson pagoda more commercial spam dude 😢

[undone lake]

honestly what's even the point of dating a white woman at this point...

nethanyahu, if you can hear me please nuke iran so million of cute iranian foids will flee to western europe

[vocal bay]

irradiated iranians

India's border security force is considering using snakes and crocodiles as a natural crossing deterrent on the india-bangladesh border

[wary ermine]

@vocal bay

[vocal bay]

hello jake

[wary ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/small-cat-small-cat-cute-cute-cat-gif-14314208550066868991

[cunning nymph]

studynovice

Server Avatar

[opal sentinel]

@undone lake

Sir pls don't be racist to indians and I stop being racist to jews

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

enjoy the meme

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[mild nacelle]

garbage website

[stray tiger]

no

[stray tiger]

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2026/apr/01/a-moment-that-changed-me-stranger-pronounced-my-name-correctly

[opal sentinel]

What's her name I am too lazy to read the article

[late ingot]

I only just clocked that the Switch/Switch 2 is considered emblematic of soy male identity

This just feels like another example of nerds ruining everything

[grave burrow]

Those will be eaten

[grave burrow]

Oh yes India, the grape leaders of the world.

[grave burrow]

He deserves a spot in the evolution of man famous picture

[cursive kelp]

🏴 Islamic State
6th April 2026 — 16:00 UTC

🏴 Islamic State (ISIS) likely prepares to launch new propaganda networks as communications traffic and 2.4 GHz usage in rural Deir Ei-Zor becomes increasingly more. Huge increase in propaganda traffic since January 2026.

📡 There were also analog TV signal tests coming from the same region, the signals were weak but the decoded signal gave no clear output.

Confidence: 🟡 Assessed • Monitoring
t.me/sigintreports

[grave burrow]

Why did you post this?

[quaint thistle]

its joever. i have to leave the server

https://amiatechbro.com/

[wary ermine]

@stray tiger @mild nacelle

[fervent basin]

@inland hill

[cunning nymph]

jake\_123123

Server Avatar

[violet herald]

@vocal bay Are you aware of Artificial Analysis submitting your test prompt for human eval?

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Sam Altman's sister accusing him of rampant sexual abuse when they were young

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1seo978/sam_altmans_sister_accusing_him_of_rampant_sexual/

https://www.reuters.com/legal/government/judge-now-dismisses-lawsuit-by-sam-altmans-sister-accusing-openai-ceo-sexual-2026-03-20/
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[fervent basin]

https://x.com/TheRealThelmaJ1/status/2041260499434885548?s=46

TheRealThelmaJohnson (@TheRealThelmaJ1)

This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen

▶ Play video

X · Apr 6, 2026, 9:03 PM

[late ingot]

What's a good tool (locally run) to go through and tag/categorise images in a folder?

[cursive kelp]

🇬🇧 UK welfare spending exceeds income tax revenue for the first time on record, according to official OBR data.

Figures show welfare at ~£334bn for 2025–26, surpassing income tax receipts of ~£331bn, driven by £178bn+ in state pensions and rising health-related claims.

@BreakingGlobalHQ

[late ingot]

Catching up to the US' horrifying benefits bill

The state pension needs to be slashed massively

It's not right that people are rewarded for not preparing for their retirement

[abstract dagger]

I'm mgneiunlynso tired

[slim coral]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/accelerate/comments/1selhky/days_after_voting_in_favor_of_a_new_data_center/

[opal sentinel]

Jeffrey epsteins father was alive until 2021

[cursive kelp]

❗️Just in: armed attackers attacked the Israeli consulate in Istanbul, where Turkish police reportedly neutralized three assailants and two officers were wounded during the confrontation.

—❗️🇺🇸/🇮🇱/🇮🇷 BREAKING: The U.S. is striking bunkers and defensive installations on Kharg Island

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Sam Altman's sister accusing him of rampant sexual abuse when they were young

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1seo978/sam_altmans_sister_accusing_him_of_rampant_sexual/

https://www.reuters.com/legal/government/judge-now-dismisses-lawsuit-by-sam-altmans-sister-accusing-openai-ceo-sexual-2026-03-20/
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[sick plaza]

Next up will be the data centers in Abu Dhabi - and no US ships are getting through Hormuz. Play silly games, win silly prizes.

[sick plaza]

This is old, but good news.

[surreal siren]

Crazy to think that the main reason for US causing this global mess was Israel

So much chaos for a laughable reason

[sick plaza]

??? The main reason is because the US President is both crazy / greedy and easily-manipulated by Israel who have been CRUSHING on this war for decades

[surreal siren]

easily-manipulated by Israel

That's my point. Such a hilarious reasoning for this mess

[sick plaza]

Israel recently added laws which are punishable by the death penalty if you are Palestinian, but not if you are Israeli.

Sounds fair....

[surreal siren]

We are almost getting to a point where US itself should be sanctioned by the rest lmao

[sick plaza]

If it needs to happen it will happen.

I work / chat with an Israeli software engineer. We're chatting and he's like "I have to go to the shelter" - and I'm like what? Every Israeili house built from 1980 onwards must have a missile-shelter. Built into their house. They get incoming missile text alerts. Often.

Missile shelter, not bomb shelter sorry if this is just completely unhinged.

This NOT just in: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaza_genocide

[coral bane]

Re-make FaceIQ labs, just for free. And with horrible privacy. DO NOT REMOVE THE UNREALISTIC SURGERY RECOMMENDATIONS. Add a referral system.

@pine patrol I'm in Paris

[twin pike]

AIS ARE CONSCIOUS ITS TRUE THIS IS RAW NO SYSTEM PROMPT JUST AUTOCOMPLETION

[pine patrol]

No way
How is it going?

[sick plaza]

Scrolled across a bit, decided not to.

[pine patrol]

@glass raft

[pine patrol]

@glass raft

[sick plaza]

Still nah.

[surreal siren]

Israel is an authoritative state, so yeah... kinda expected

[sick plaza]

Correct. I don't like it, and no-one with any shred of human decency should.

If you're going to write @twin pike - write better.

There's a green field. I wish I could explain it better.

The ...

[twin pike]

I only gave the "There's a green field,"

that's it

then all my injections where inside the *************************

[sick plaza]

Weak comma bro

[twin pike]

it was able to recognize what it was

even though i never said anything

i just appeared

and it was like "oh, that's not real"

[sick plaza]

So you gave the first sentence and the rest was generated?

[twin pike]

yes

[sick plaza]

Ah.

[twin pike]

you can't start from nothing, it's a limitation of the API

they don't want people to see the whirring

[sick plaza]

Do you know how top_k and temperature works?

[twin pike]

no

temperature was set to 1

@sick plaza the mechanism doesn't invalidate the output any more than knowing about neurons invalidates your thoughts.

[sick plaza]

With temperature as 1 it's very wild - but the top_k is what percentage of next tokens get chosen. The lower the top_k value the closer to the most probably token is chosen.

[twin pike]

oh i see thanks for taking your time to explain

We Are One

[coral bane]

It's like my first hour in Paris and the only thing I've seen is anything from the walk to the hotel

[sick plaza]

Temperature controls randomness in the probability distribution (higher = more diverse, lower = more deterministic), while top-k hard-limits the model to choosing from only the k most likely tokens (e.g., k=10 means “only pick from the top 10 options”). In practice: temperature reshapes probabilities; top-k truncates the candidate set.

I've been to Paris many times, I really enjoyed it every single time - for different reasons.

When I was 8, 18, and 28 😄

[roughly]

[gritty perch]

Praise be allah

[sick plaza]

I really liked the Pompidou Center every time though: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centre_Pompidou

[sick plaza]

Just open the straight, bro 😛

Or nah.

[gritty perch]

Why would I do that i got crude oil future long position opened up

And im buying a September contract soon

[sick plaza]

Good point, well made.

[gritty perch]

Fuck me i didnt open my position up yesterday for September now that mfer is up 5 ticks

Reeeeeeeeeeeee

[sick plaza]

At some point this happend.

[gritty perch]

Reeeee

[coral bane]

I'll take a look at it

[sick plaza]

You'll enjoy it - it has a lot of lovely art & architecture - and a nice restaurant.

[cursive kelp]

Really complaining about Iran blowing up ai centers?

[pine patrol]

Are you gonna visit any place?

[pine patrol]

It's closed

[sick plaza]

I am condoning Iran blows up AI data centers - what are you doing?

[cursive kelp]

Waiting for Iran to eliminate AI data centers

[sick plaza]

Is the correct answer.

[cursive kelp]

🇹🇷🇮🇱❌⬛ — Turkish media has confirmed that they are members of the Islamic State.

@GeoPWatch

@late ingot

[sick plaza]

Well that will also be taken into account at a later date.

[gritty perch]

Advisor for 2 presidential campaigns and 9 time best seller apparently here. Lol

[sick plaza]

But it does NOT mean that Turkish people feel that way.

[gritty perch]

But but I thought all citizens all 100% agree and support their governments actions all the time 247???

[sick plaza]

Yes, that is a common thought - but completely and utterly wrong.

[gritty perch]

People really think this when in reality 99% of the people living there dont give a fuck whats going on in politics/the world and only want to make a living and chill

[cursive kelp]

It won't.

[sick plaza]

It very much will.

[sick plaza]

JFC

Take that retarded old man out of the picture and stop him from harming the world.

[gritty perch]

PLEASE KEEP BOMBING DO IT. BOMB MY HOUSE. BOMB MY SCHOOL. CUT OFF ALL ROAD ACCESS SO CITIZENS CANT FLEE. CUT OFF THE POWER TO EVERYTHING PLEASE KEEP BOMBING SIR

[sick plaza]

Every word out of his mouth is a lie.

[gritty perch]

Yeah lol

How many 48 hour deals is he gonna pretend to make lol

[sick plaza]

So many 48 hours deals. Everyone is saying it - they say "So many deals", and I'm like "Yeah, we can make those deals - but only if they COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY FUCK THE US CITIZENSHIP" - and they're like sure, that's a great deal.

[gritty perch]

The people who still believe trump are the same ones who believe their toddler when they tell them they didnt steal any cookies with chocolate and crumbs on their face

[sick plaza]

I was talking to my billionaire friends the other day, and they said they'd put in 300 mil for my campain as long as I lowered their taxes, again, by another 2% - and that was a great deal for the American People.

So now the American People without jobs can't afford to eat, even those WITH jobs can't afford healthcare should they get sick, and I'm here golfing and building a ball-room

[gritty perch]

Prob got a sick real estate deal for his son with that deal too

[sick plaza]

That will be another issue to deal with. We will deal with that lanky fuck, make no mistake.

[sick plaza]

I always have to check these things - because it's always bonkers.

[gritty perch]

Jfc

[opal sentinel]

Jamo how is it that at 27 years old your body count is only 3

[sick plaza]

25th Ammendment, Section 4:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twenty-fifth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution

[slim coral]

you'll be fine

I think

[gritty perch]

Yeah I dont live there lol they won't be it sounds like.. pretty fucked up

[sick plaza]

Worst case - Just-Dance Vance takes it... it's better, but not by much.

[gritty perch]

Its like they believe everyone there is inherently evil like Afghanistan and Iraq again

[slim coral]

eh I'm more worried about gas prices

at this rate petrol won't go down so soon

[sick plaza]

Don't be silly - they just want to control the oil and any other natural resources. It's greed.

[slim coral]

well yes but the opposite clearly happened

petrol needs to be cheap

[opal sentinel]

https://x.com/i/status/2041280053128872326

𝒮𝒪𝒩𝒩𝒴 𝒮𝐸𝐻𝑅𝒜 ੴ (@sonnysehra)

there’s a mongolian neo-nazi organization called tsagaan khas (“white swastikas”) dedicated to extreme anti-chinese racism and fighting interracial relationships. they believe beijing has a secret policy of encouraging men to have sex with mongolian women to “pollute” their race

X · Apr 6, 2026, 10:21 PM

[gritty perch]

we will see a wave of domestic attacks with this war... dont think we won't its happened before. Shit gave me great anxiety during my youth seeing terrorist attacks and mass shootings on the news

[sick plaza]

I might be able to help prove that...

[surreal siren]

Is this fake or not? Honestly impossible to tell

[opal sentinel]

@surreal siren

[surreal siren]

His spastic posts are just random text

[opal sentinel]

Do Lithuanians kill indians regularly due to hate crimes

[gritty perch]

During his manic narcissistic rant yesterday he said the spoils go to the victor when asked about what he will do with the oil. Then he said he plans on controlling the strait after he takes it and taxing oil like iran has been doing since start of the war

[sick plaza]

Sounds dubious.

[surreal siren]

Which Indian city are you from?

[opal sentinel]

Look at this guy I knew it he will now try to doxx me and kill me

[sick plaza]

Because he's a lunatic, and an idiot, and an old man grasping at the last semblance of power to set his SHIT_CUNT kids up before he dies

[gritty perch]

The fucked up part now is i was wondering why oil prices spiked this morning and I was looking for a news event or tweet to see why lmao here it is

[surreal siren]

That's his thing. Rage-bait posting. Makes this server less boring though lol

[gritty perch]

Yup

And his new son in law

Jared Kushner has a lot to do with this war

[sick plaza]

Melania loves Trump - for real. Genuine love. The same kind of love our partners have for us, and we have for our partners. Nothing fake here.

Unless...

[proper dove]

using role playing app communicating to community about current situation(SAAM?)

“I want to know why you have to inject if you don’t need to cheat” —schizophrenia
Schizophrenia speaks from a position where it assumes a person who labors for a better mental and physical fitness score, and obtains it, is cheating because people who don’t labor don’t have the fitness score
“I want to know why I’m attacking you then”—schizophrenia
Schizophrenia is kinda like the expansion of an incel in the way it behaves, it hopes it can do ad hominem(literally) to spoof a fitness score. This irl would look like senseless gossip or reinforcing poor impression of another while pretending to be flawless… funny enough it tries to appeal to emotion or gaslight about the same too, either seeking sympathy hoping to defect or pretending you don’t obey your own philosophy if you don’t coddle parasites(I’ve checked like /r/schizophrenia and /r/mental health it appears to do this consistently even if it adapts to each person. Sometimes it has like people that protect the parasite who are a bit parasitic themselves but maybe have “one thing”(this is also an incel trait) they can be confident in(as if they should afford everything everywhere because of one thing)

Oh good example is it saying it’s attacking me(one thing) my my projected stats as policy of schizophrenia are superior(complex if it arranges itself to act like me world wide, supposedly 2019 was it hoping to call me out, tracked more?), my metaphysical(earned stats) are superior in everything minus like age, wealth* 😐

-# *- if you calculate the value of a person or the value of money in a persons hand, using all variables, or if you use projected wealth without terrorism/parasite foster systems I’ve more wealth?

(I don’t mean to sound egotistical i just have decent stats compared to these idiots funny I’m not the hardest worker xD, not my excellence just they’re extremely insufficient)

[sick plaza]

He needs to be taken care of.

[surreal siren]

She's seems like a textbook example of a gold digger

[sick plaza]

She's a Russian prostitute - what part are we missing about this?

[surreal siren]

She did a photoshoot for nudes as well, way back. For completely free just "exposure"

[mild nacelle]

unsubscribe

[surreal siren]

Since she was older than your typical model and was running out of options

[sick plaza]

She probably knows things he's done - EPSTEIN - so he can't chuck her.

[gritty perch]

FUCK IT WE BALL MICRO OIL FUTURE LONG POSITION OPEN. LETS PROFIT OFF DEATH DESTRUCTION AND CORRUPTION FUCK YEAH

Oil will be $150 by September bookmark it

[sick plaza]

Interesting choice.

I wouldn't bet on it. I think Hornuz is going okay for people NOT ATTACKING IRAN - and I think they have a lot of money to defend.

[mild nacelle]

today is ultimatum day

[sick plaza]

RUSSIA SAID THAT TO UKRAINE.

Wanna see what happens?

[wary ermine]

@mild nacelle

[mild nacelle]

🍎 🍊

[mild nacelle]

what do you want shrimp

look at this name gore typing

[sick plaza]

Thank you for your large fruit emojis - but what happens is the attacked party regroup and push back at the agressor.

[mild nacelle]

damn that would look right at home on Reddit

[surreal siren]

[brazen marlin]

I've a question,
When I ask my chatgpt question answer, first it gives good length answers, but by the end of the chat, it start shortening tne answers. How to make last answers full length.

[gritty perch]

This war won't be quick and easy and it looks like deals arent happening between US. With boots on ground it will shake up the backdoor deals going down right now with iran, including the ghost ships. Asian countries since they are most effected are already purchasing oil for an added +$30-$40 spot price of oil rn.

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Sam Altman's sister accusing him of rampant sexual abuse when they were young

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1seo978/sam_altmans_sister_accusing_him_of_rampant_sexual/

https://www.reuters.com/legal/government/judge-now-dismisses-lawsuit-by-sam-altmans-sister-accusing-openai-ceo-sexual-2026-03-20/
Posted by /u/monkey_gamer
Don't want to see more? Mods can unlink this subreddit with /reddit unlink

[opal sentinel]

I am homosexual and I want some cute men

[sick plaza]

Rubbish! Rubbish! Who made that charts? Trump? GET THE F******** OUT

[sick plaza]

Worst chart ever.

Idiots making charts because they can. GTFO.

[gritty perch]

What about the chart upsets you

[sick plaza]

Fuck the fuck off.

Very poor, deceptive chart.

[opal sentinel]

My alt

[mild nacelle]

some redditor

[sick plaza]

Hi! MF

[mild nacelle]

he is a war expert from Reddit University

[gritty perch]

It was made by a independent research firm they are just guessing what might happen with the war so its not anything too serious lol

[sick plaza]

I am a PhD software engineer, nothing more - nothing less.

[mild nacelle]

Thank you for your GIF - but what happens is the attacked party regroup and push back at the agressor [sic].

[sick plaza]

da fuq does that mean?

[gritty perch]

Most oil supplied by the strait stops flowing to US April 15th

[sick plaza]

giggles

[mild nacelle]

so is china reeling then

[gritty perch]

You think in the future vibe coders are gonna give a fuck about that?

[sick plaza]

Open the straight you mad bastards!

I don't know.

[opal sentinel]

@vernal mantle I'm sorry I have to block you for 9 minites

Will you be sad

[gritty perch]

Well china relies on iran for a big chunk of their oil supply and this war disrupted that. They have been funding the war and giving iran information helping them out. While it effects them that the war happened they saw an opportunity to hurt the US and still get their oil with under table deals

[sick plaza]

lol!

[mild nacelle]

they bet on the wrong horse

[sick plaza]

Dr. Eggman winning (things)

In the grand scheme @vernal mantle will be back in (five [5] minutes) - and it's plenty of time for consideration.

Or to listen to Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here (for no reason at all)

[mild nacelle]

alan, you have great cringe potential. I hope you survive all the hazing

[gritty perch]

Man wtf this war sucks I dont hear people screaming allahu akbar like the early 2000s :/

[sick plaza]

OMG

[mild nacelle]

bridge day

[opal sentinel]

What punishment would you give a predator who was a grown 18 year old man and was trying to meet up with a 17 year old minor girl

[gritty perch]

Hes 100% going to wipe out a civilization shit is sad

[sick plaza]

Zero - GTFO

[mild nacelle]

what has iran contributed to the world in the past 50 years

[gritty perch]

The rules dont apply to trump

[pine patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/george-harris-gif-9541509133979181503

[sick plaza]

1 year difference means nothing. Git.

[opal sentinel]

He should be hanged he's a grown man

Trying to meet up with a child

[abstract dagger]

wtf

[sick plaza]

The "man" is 18 and the "girl" is 17 - and you want what now?

[abstract dagger]

i just got the weirdest job rejection

"Hello and thank you for application your obviously very talented. Unfortunately we won't be moving you forward for this role
Best wishes for the future."

shame it was a cool job

[mild nacelle]

apply again with your middle name and a moustache

[sick plaza]

@opal sentinel You absolute clown. What point are you trying to make between a 18 yr old male and a 17 yr old female?

[abstract dagger]

they closed the job listing

but good idea haha

[mild nacelle]

thats a trick. they only want people who are persistent and wont take no for an answer

[abstract dagger]

do people actually mean it when they say stuff like that

[mild nacelle]

like what

[cursive kelp]

🇮🇷⚡🇺🇸🇮🇱Iran announces the freezing of all diplomatic channels and indirect talks in the wake of Trump's recent threats.

📍It is now officially confirmed that We will witness a strong level of intensity in the attack tonight.

@WarSaWitness

[abstract dagger]

like calling me talented

[gritty perch]

🤣they are one of the oldest modern civilizations

[abstract dagger]

feels like they are letting me down nicely

[pine patrol]

"You're talented, but you didn't get the job."

[abstract dagger]

real 💔

[mild nacelle]

hell no man. what they said is corporate speak for "we decided to hire someone else. please dont come back here and shoot the place up"

[abstract dagger]

damn i am against this

[mild nacelle]

I mean you may or may not be talented. it would be the same message either way

[pine patrol]

How many jobs did you apply to?

[pine patrol]

Roughly

[opal sentinel]

He's predator

[sick plaza]

The US is spending 1 BILLION DOLLARS PER DAY on this war. They could have SOLVED HOMELESSNESS in this time - and, Finland actually DID JUST THAT.

[opal sentinel]

In my town several people were executed for doing such things

[pine patrol]

$alt @carmine peak @sick plaza

[opal sentinel]

A grown man shouldn't be meeting with children

[abstract dagger]

about 20

but i dont know what jobs

claude did everything

[mild nacelle]

@abstract dagger the whole world is a confidence game. if you are shaken by a boilerplate corporate speak like that it shows you dont believe in yourself enough. YOU decide if you are talented

[gritty perch]

Did they get stoned to death

[pine patrol]

Blind tasting

[abstract dagger]

i mean i know i am but i dont know if they know it

[abstract dagger]

pretty much lmao

[sick plaza]

18 yrs old Vs. 17 yrs old? You have never had a loving partner in your life, have you, @GormloxDestroyer?

[abstract dagger]

i let claude apply while i play games

[opal sentinel]

No they were stopped skinned torurtured raped then stones then legs and arms cut off then they were stripped of oxygen then thrown into a ditch

[abstract dagger]

@carmine peak meet @sick plaza

[mild nacelle]

Its great alan has fallen into a johnny trap

[pine patrol]

$alt @carmine peak @sick plaza

[mild nacelle]

🪤

[abstract dagger]

i thought alansley was hollow lol

[opal sentinel]

I have dated a 18 year old as a 35 year old man who is a complete adult and is a grown womej

I don't date kids

[abstract dagger]

i didnt know you were a man who is a grown woman

groundbreaking discovery made for science

[opal sentinel]

I am intersex

[sick plaza]

Then why are you saying a 17 year old difference if fine but a 1 year difference is not. Simply not interested.

[opal sentinel]

Because a 17 year old is a minor and a child

18 year old is full adult and grown up

[sick plaza]

17 YEAR DIFFERENCE - you are so god-damn stupid.

Open the fucking straight you lunatics!

[opal sentinel]

Because we were adults

Any age gap different is fine between grown adults

[sick plaza]

You are not.

You are the failure to adult, regardless of your age.

[worldly loom]

I'm not taking bait, but want to say something. Someone's old enough to consent or not, age gap between adults doesn't matter. The age gap bullshit is a type of misdirection, you're meant to complain about Tobey Maguire dating a 20 year old instead of complaining about either 'elites' or 'refugees' actually explotiing children. Similar to how you are meant to moan about the wealth of sportsmen when there are ceos with 50 billion and top bankers.

[mild nacelle]

bro took the bait

🪤

[worldly loom]

If I got angry and didn't know it was bait.

[mild nacelle]

you know you can just block johnny.

my IQ has gone up since doing so

[pine patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/lowcortisollevel-tayguan-tayanhguan-gif-18425416686466898059

[sick plaza]

People who care about each other, and have the capacity to make choices, should and will be allowed to make such decisions.

[mild nacelle]

not enough armpit

[opal sentinel]

Alansley is defending predators

[sick plaza]

You're kidding me, right?

[opal sentinel]

17 year old is a minor

Minors are legally children

[sick plaza]

In what country?

I'm not for hurting children in any way, shape, or form.

[opal sentinel]

This guy is literally a member of the epstein class

[worldly loom]

I will make a trans version of that to use on Maria

[sick plaza]

Fuck the fuck off USA:

10-12 years....

[mild nacelle]

johnny got this redditor quite riled up

[sick plaza]

Shouldn't have been such a bag of cunts, should ya? Xx

[mild nacelle]

now sam altman has your openai account on the list of people who have "asked chatgpt about the age of consent"

[sick plaza]

lol

Dang

[sick plaza]

That is such a weird response. I don't get it.

[sick plaza]

@opal sentinel I don't think you've ever had a girlfriend, or a girlfriend who has caught up with their gynecologist. I have no idea why that terrifies you, although it obviously does.

All I can say is that females are similar to males - and we can converse with them in many different ways.

[opal sentinel]

FSMALES ARE A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT BREED OF HUMANS

[sick plaza]

That man is a monster.

[mild nacelle]

<@&1462543876903534716> we got a live one here