💬off-topic

[undone lake]

answer me honestly @granite cipher

[granite cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-a-code-red-xavier-collins-paradise-it's-an-emergency-sterling-k-brown-gif-13998972585518018056

https://tenor.com/view/coding-gif-23705658

red

[wary ermine]

Please

That's green

[granite cipher]

youer dum

[lavish vale]

qpdv talks almost normal on more serious servers

[wary ermine]

Drink

@lavish vale

[granite cipher]

i slapped you

and you didnt cry

[wary ermine]

Peanuts

With coke

[granite cipher]

youre a man

you laughed

[wary ermine]

@granite cipher

[granite cipher]

then we both cried

[wary ermine]

Would

[undone lake]

impossible

[granite cipher]

together we cry

[undone lake]

@wary ermine would?

[granite cipher]

foreve we cry

[undone lake]

you're weird man

[granite cipher]

fo eva

[wary ermine]

I mean the drink

[granite cipher]

we cry

[wary ermine]

@granite cipher

[granite cipher]

we cry tonight

alive

[wary ermine]

Would you drink the peanut

[granite cipher]

waiting for death

[undone lake]

@wary ermine are you a l0licon?

[wary ermine]

Coke

[granite cipher]

we cry tonight

[undone lake]

I won't judge jake

answer me honestly

[granite cipher]

judger of jake

watch out

[wary ermine]

I'm a 22 year old man

[granite cipher]

i fuckin knew it

[undone lake]

would it be weird for a 50 years old man to date a 40 years old woman?

[lavish vale]

roo code server

[wary ermine]

Humans shouldn't date

[granite cipher]

humans should just have sex

[wary ermine]

Please

[undone lake]

@granite cipher fuck you

[wary ermine]

Be normal

[undone lake]

oohh you're into furry?

[granite cipher]

yes

[lavish vale]

"serious question" said unironically

[wary ermine]

I'm depressed

[granite cipher]

shit on a bag

[undone lake]

what kind of animal would you like to breed with

[granite cipher]

im a legend there

unlike u

[undone lake]

spelled schizo wrong

[wary ermine]

A stalker

[undone lake]

oohhh you're a necrophiliac

[granite cipher]

hannes wore a shirt i made

[lavish vale]

i couldnt be fucked with roo, kilocode is just better

[granite cipher]

during livestream

kilo is a ripoff of roo

and came after

[undone lake]

how fresh do you like your bodies? @wary ermine

[granite cipher]

and sucks

[lavish vale]

and is better

[granite cipher]

and sucks

[wary ermine]

I like the word fresh

It sounds pleasant

[granite cipher]

fresh music

fresh slop

fresh dick

fresh mop

[proper dove]

"fuck you" --schizophrenia
i have a hard time spelling schizophrenia wrong
"these people are laughing"
im 24/7 auditory hallucinating
"im going to kill myself"
this may mean its going to turn off part of my brain

"Okay.... i hate everything in fucking life"
uhhh idk its changing autonomous/wave nodes? people who hate project, neurons who emit radiate?

"wait hes being dead serious"
uhhh i know "hes" like a routing thing hmm dead serious might be like make "he" cluster serious irl and uhh shut off serious recognition of me or 🤔

"I didnt know, so im not supposed to"
they pretend that everything is acquiescence until forced to never do it again is one thing, "I" is another routing, so they appear innocent. "supposed to" is antagonizing it might be like "if i cant be stupid that means (switch to neuron perspective) that i cant connect or fire any direction"

"okay i pretend like people attack themselves [if they dont listen to me]"
Uhhh hmm truth, so i let people eat shit or use the weight of their unbalanced words against them generally 🤔 so it may feel "okay to tell truth" and pretend its from me theres a pretty big convolution... like mine isnt pretend, it hopes it is, uhhh they want the idea of people rejecting them to be illogical, but its not illogical to reject parasites/decay causing things*

[wary ermine]

It's okay

[granite cipher]

i vbeli

i biel v

i bie leeive

i believe

tokens

[wary ermine]

I believe

In you

For being normal

[granite cipher]

i am normal

idiot

[wary ermine]

Normal qpdv

[undone lake]

sup owl, why are you on your alt?

[granite cipher]

owlbutt

owls have butts

[proper dove]

Wrong owl

[undone lake]

huh

[granite cipher]

why do owls have butts

[lavish vale]

@undone lake up vote my anti-qpdv submission => #💬off-topic message

[granite cipher]

why do owls have balls

[wary ermine]

I tried making a server once

But it didn't go well

[granite cipher]

why do owls have butts n balls

theyre just like us

[undone lake]

[granite cipher]

your mom is a server

at mcdonalds

rekt

[undone lake]

did it have anything to do with your negrophilic fetishes?

*necrophilic

okay wtf is that auto correct

[granite cipher]

i bet you stole all that money

didnt you

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS

HE SAID HE STOLE THE MONEY

[wary ermine]

Folks say strange things to me

[granite cipher]

cause u look normal to them

BURN

REKT

OH

MY

GOD

[wary ermine]

@granite cipher

I'm depressed

[undone lake]

you admitted to wanting to breed with corpses

[granite cipher]

he cant do that

i tried

[undone lake]

I hope you don't live near a grave

[granite cipher]

they dont do anything

when you fill their holes

[undone lake]

[granite cipher]

they just lay there

[wary ermine]

@crimson pagoda

[granite cipher]

❤️

[wary ermine]

I don't know what's going on anymore

[undone lake]

????????

[granite cipher]

dont worry about that

[undone lake]

?XD

[granite cipher]

oh god now im g etting friend requests from sluts

i triggered something

[wary ermine]

I think hair is a nice word

But two thousand years ago it would've been an awful word

They would make a weird sound

[granite cipher]

heyuhh

HAYUH

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

I found Tiger Woods DUI picture from the back of a patrol car on r/AccidentalRenaissance. It reminded me of a catholic candle. lol

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[granite cipher]

I LOCK YOUH HAYUH

LOCK UT MY BUTIFUL SENTINCIS

I LOCK YOUH HAYUH

i neetuh sleep

i neetuh lie down

initago

init ago

initAGO

[granite cipher]

1

i have not become insane

do not worry

i will be ok

i sleep

[wary ermine]

@granite cipher

Press 1 for English

[granite cipher]

ahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

uncapitlizaridd laughing

lolooooooooooooooo

very tired laugh

ooo

ahaa

aheeee

[wary ermine]

@granite cipher

[granite cipher]

tired

[wary ermine]

Hey

[granite cipher]

sleep

[wary ermine]

Sleep

[granite cipher]

i was awake but now

[granite cipher]

||im coming for you||

bed

[lavish vale]

todays existential comic relates https://existentialcomics.com/comic/648

[quaint thistle]

https://www.tomshardware.com/software/microsoft-office/artemis-ii-astronaut-finds-two-outlook-instances-running-on-computers-call-on-houston-to-fix-microsoft-anomaly-puzzled-caller-describes-two-outlooks-and-neither-one-of-those-are-working

[undone lake]

shoud've used linux

[opal sentinel]

https://x.com/i/status/2039297952900939833

Brandon (@LibOrNormal)

How Liberal Men pump up their vehicle tires....

X · Apr 1, 2026, 11:04 AM

@undone lake

This is the funniest video I have ever seen

This man was getting penetrated by a dildo to make a skit mocking liberals

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

I found Tiger Woods DUI picture from the back of a patrol car on r/AccidentalRenaissance. It reminded me of a catholic candle. lol

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1sb2rdt/i_found_tiger_woods_dui_picture_from_the_back_of/

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[undone lake]

Dude probably got caught by his parents with that thing in the mail, so he had to come up with an excuse

“n-n-no mom, it’s for this funny TikTok I want to make that’ll OWN those libtards!”

[abstract dagger]

some guy decided to cosplay as a piece of broccoli over a meme i made

[inland hill]

lol vance is getting thrown under the bus

[inland hill]

https://tenor.com/view/komik-gif-14211273463614358620

[gritty perch]

https://x.com/i/status/2039683625722003636

Real PETE (@RealPETE2020)

AND WE’RE BACK
$110 OIL

▶ Play video

X · Apr 2, 2026, 12:37 PM

[cursive kelp]

Police departments shutting down across the U.S. https://share.google/TxrAbIUYaDWuiYw31

[surreal siren]

He has his couch for therapy so it's all good

[grave burrow]

White Snake

[cursive kelp]

🇮🇷⚡🇺🇸

Unconfirmed A UH-60 Black Hawk helicopter attempted to fly near the Iranian border, but crashed got shot down

@WarSaWitness

I will be making a movie off of this called Black hawk down

[surreal siren]

For me the OEM cable both charges faster and heats up the watch less. The chinesium cable heats it up and then causes it to throttle charging

Not sure what you mean by 80w though, those watches support peak charging at like 20w

[gritty perch]

Are we ignoring Pete hegseth is firing too generals in the military rn lmao.

[surreal siren]

so regardless of cable or power adapter it's not gonna be more than that

Even iPhones support like only 45w max "fast charging" iirc

[cursive kelp]

🇺🇸⚔️🇮🇷 There are at least 6 KC-135R Stratotankers in addition at least one KC-46A Pegasus refuelling aircraft flying over Jordan, northeastern Saudi Arabia and Iraq currently, a significant aerial presence for the search & rescue mission going on right now inside Iran.

[coral bane]

I have already done this dumbass

[surreal siren]

🥀

[coral bane]

But the message got deleted in #💬general

I got "Neither"

[cursive kelp]

Black Hawk down II

[surreal siren]

My parody response to a scam got deleted #💬general message and then he posted that scam again just now lmfao

#💬general message

[surreal siren]

Formidable Republican power

in flames

[cursive kelp]

🇮🇷Tasnim News Agency:

Reports of the capture of the American pilot following the destruction of the American fighter jet by the Revolutionary Guard this morning

@WarSaWitness

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

I found Tiger Woods DUI picture from the back of a patrol car on r/AccidentalRenaissance. It reminded me of a catholic candle. lol

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[gritty perch]

I tell my parents im never having kids because their genetics are trash

[slim coral]

https://german.millermanschool.com/

[opal sentinel]

@gritty perch

Aren't you jewish you have rock solid genetics

You are literally the chosen people of god

[pine patrol]

Real

"Tell us why"
"I've already watched the video"

[crimson pagoda]

guy loses hand

[opal sentinel]

@crimson pagoda I want to cut my head off, there's a viral reel on Instagram claiming somalians have 68 iq whole dolkhons have an average iq of 95 and dogs 70, there are over 120k likes on the reel and most comments somehow believe it, this is so insane how anybody over the age of 5 can even believe it this people should genuinely be castrated so they can't breed, the thing is this is telling adults that dogs are the same species and cats and getting a 100k plus likes when we normally talk about shitty race science like this we usually saw claims like "africans have 70 iq whole animals have 50 iq" which is absurd but the bottom percentile of humans could believe it but how could a normal human being without severe intellectual disabilitv believe a fucking dog has a higher iq on average then humans or a species that doesn't even have hands has a iq of 95

[worldly loom]

see tights like that on the web and the first thing you think is"is it a femboy?"🤬

https://www.wired.com/story/ai-models-lie-cheat-steal-protect-other-models-research/

Wtf?

[mild nacelle]

imagine paying $7000 to watch soccer with mexicans

[proper dove]

anyone have better descriptions?

[worldly loom]

I know. People are so dumb at pr, just avoid commenting on it or say "It is not in our interests to lower the price."

[proper dove]

dalle back in like 2021 tried to explain why they cant go past layer 3 or something, even if the "resolution" the new network layer was formed at should have no problem with the subsequent

[grave burrow]

Wallich also cautions against anthropomorphizing the models too much. “The idea that there’s a kind of model solidarity is a bit too anthropomorphic; I don’t think that quite works,” he says. “The more robust view is that models are just doing weird things, and we should try to understand that better.”

[abstract dagger]

pretty sure they retested the somalian iq and realised that education has a role in these tests

[worldly loom]

People are misled into complaining about the wages of footballers, if you buy £60 shirt and spend months worth of pay to go to matches, then yeah they will have money. It's a type of misdirection that you are meant to moan about the income of sportsmen when parasitic ceos and top bankers have most of the world's wealth.

[gritty perch]

Fuuuck I need to do my taxes

Gonna have to hand them like 10k dude fuck my life

[grave burrow]

Getting hit by a train is German's favorite way to self delete

[grave burrow]

You had a good year

[worldly loom]

I don't really care about researcher's opinions, just their data.

[grave burrow]

Wise

[worldly loom]

His I don't think it's this position isn't the position you take with Occam's razer. The simplest answer is it just protected other ai.

[grave burrow]

https://www.reddit.com/r/singularity/s/7PYOvD6mBh

Altman is the ultimate hype man

[mild nacelle]

how could you owe so much lol

[wary ermine]

@crimson pagoda

https://tenor.com/view/tag-team-anime-half-face-creepy-gif-15636177

[grave burrow]

Ouch

[wary ermine]

She isn't human

[gritty perch]

Short term capital gains take a big chunk its fucked up

10-37% of profits they take

And my dumbass didnt tax loss harvest for this year so that screwed me but ill roll it into next year anyways

[mild nacelle]

dont you go to a government subsidized gym

[gritty perch]

Most of my biggest trades are long term tho thankfully

[gritty perch]

I have a home gym setup but I still live with my parents like a total loser

[mild nacelle]

if you are under 30 living with parents is perfectly normal

[gritty perch]

Yeah im approaching the fine line lol

[mild nacelle]

you just need a handsome older man to sweep you off your feet

[gritty perch]

Lol old lady preferably

Widow who got a fat will

Fuck yea

[mild nacelle]

why is Iran using so much lego in their propaganda

[cursive kelp]

Honestly that one's funny

[mild nacelle]

they all have been mostly because I want trump to lose

[worldly loom]

Maybe they don't want the algorithm to penalise it by judging it to be Islamist propaganda.

I want Iran to win so Israel loses, i don't want it's low cunning to work. How many decades of constant support for Israel by both parties will we ignore to pretend this is a party issue?

How many years can the left party support Israel and this be a party issue? 100 years? 1000?

[abstract dagger]

@undone lake

a lot of it is wip

as i wanna roll out features one by one

[knotty trail]

I'm so rich

[gritty perch]

Lmao my cryptoportfolio just tracking the btc chart. You can see where I started buying alt coins and took a dump

[worldly loom]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dump-it-2

[grave burrow]

I thought you were Pakistani

[worldly loom]

It's better than being a rentoid usually.

If staying at parents is still considered losing just renting should be considered losing when you are getting fucked over by house scalpers.

[carmine peak]

Id rather get fucked over by house scalpers than gpu scalpers

https://tenor.com/view/mute-piccolo-dbz-goku-back-from-my-mute-gif-18020859622289836827

Where's the warm welcome everyone?

I specifically requested it

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Yup it be like that sometimes.

Sorry, not sorry. 😉

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[carmine peak]

Who asked

Lowkenuinely

[stark bone]

y len i u n ek wo 1

Why turn ur eye
You in timid woe won

[carmine peak]

https://tenor.com/view/speak-english-pulp-fiction-do-you-speak-it-gif-16440534

[mild nacelle]

you know if they renamed it to the Gay of Hormuz you could certainly enter it at your leisure

[cursive kelp]

🇷🇺⚡🇺🇦💥The military parade in Moscow has been canceled this year, as confirmed by "z-warrior" Fayterpitukh. A major factor is the deteriorating security situation in the capital. Notably, the administration that long promoted an image of strength is now assessing risks even during key symbolic events.

@WarSaWitness

[mild nacelle]

ukraine was saving all their nastiest drones for this

[stark bone]

EN gli is him ot mot he r f u c ke rd o y o us pea ki it

In glee is the man
Aught Mot, he are
If you see the keys
Read owe you owe
Our minute eat key it

[mild nacelle]

you know if Ukraine made computer chips the war would have lasted less than a week

[stark bone]

its a key that eats time
ours is owed to others
Reading keys then see
Your problems is mans
Mots ought man the is
Happynesss is'nt the in

[cursive kelp]

🇮🇶🇮🇷⚡🇺🇸🇮🇱💥Iraqi popular mobilization's major entry into Iran!

Only On @WarSaWitness

[gritty perch]

Saw this when I woke up earlier https://www.twz.com/air/photos-of-f-15e-wreckage-emerge-amid-iranian-claims-it-shot-down-an-american-fighter

Lol this advert

[mild nacelle]

AI generated

[crimson pagoda]

ive been getting loads of this recently too

[cursive kelp]

I was thinking upscaled

[mild nacelle]

helicopters fly with magic. the spinning doodad on the roof is just for show

[cursive kelp]

Exactly why I was thinking upscaled.

or 100x zoom

Which typically fucks an image

[stark bone]

witch type i c all y fuck sandi mage

[opal sentinel]

@stark bone

Hey I am dating a white girl as a brown arab man if I visit the usa and walk with her will I be killed

I heard Americans lynch people for stuff like this

[stark bone]

only maga

[carmine peak]

the guy with an ai generated furry pfp is one to talk

[stark bone]

i hear dAm e'r i can si y n c hump e opt lepor stuff lik et his

all i heaar was damned her eyes can sigh and why am i seeing a hump.. man you opted to stuff a lepper like you own it

[mild nacelle]

i drew this with my own keyboard

[carmine peak]

sure kid

[stark bone]

i drew this with my finger in ms paint

[carmine peak]

see? now these are TRUE works of art

[stark bone]

thx

[carmine peak]

a modern art masterpeice 🧑‍🍳

chefs kiss

bro poured hours of blood sweat and tears into these

[stark bone]

my real world hallucinations

10min apiece

[carmine peak]

and meanwhile you just typed into some image prompt

you should really learn from Gfourteen

smh my head

fr fr

ong af ngl

[stark bone]

lol i have these post on deviant art from before ai existed

u can check date posted

[carmine peak]

AND HE HAS A DEVIANT ART?

BASED

GIGACHAD

REDPILLED

[stark bone]

GFOURTEEN

[carmine peak]

nice tiktok watermark

I absolutely love my china-ware

[stark bone]

didnt even take the timme to crop it

[carmine peak]

FRRRR

this is why bro has zero maidens

I genuinely hope he is ashamed of himself

[stark bone]

i ge nu i n-e 1 y ho e he i's as ham ed o f him self

[carmine peak]

same bro

lowkenuinely

w

[fervent basin]

what they did with claude code

[carmine peak]

no, I really don't

[mild nacelle]

there is open source claude now

[fervent basin]

it revived a dead message i was typing like 3h ago lol

[stark bone]

i tree v i ed a dead mess ages i weight sty pi n gill i key try hag o lo 1

[mild nacelle]

its kinda silly that most of an AI company's value is in their hidden system prompt

because they have so little control of the data its trained on

[carmine peak]

fortnite seems to be insanely desperate for money after laying off 1000 employees

[mild nacelle]

geek, weeb, wigger, we've got you covered

[elfin scarab]

is this another ai plane

[carmine peak]

BOSS! OUR STOCKS ARE PLUMMETING AFTER WE GOT CANCELLED ON TWITTER! WHAT DO WE DO???

ADD SKIBIDI TOILET AND 6 7 FOR THE KIDS!

AND FOR THE WEEBS ADD MIKU MUSIC

NOW

AND FOR THE ZOOMERS ADD SOULJA BOY

THEY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO RESIST

AND FOR THE MILLENIALS, ADD METALLICA

and lastly....

BRING BACK THANOSSSSS

[elfin scarab]

mikuuu

[elfin scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-gif-493129168584747729

[carmine peak]

how tf do they put all this shit in the shop at once

they never do this shit

also I despise miku

[elfin scarab]

kys

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-miku-hatsune-miku-angry-not-happy-gif-10473291184535189680

[carmine peak]

bro sorry im not soyjack pointing and gooning to her because she sings in fucking 500 bpm in chinese

she's too mainstream gooner / weeb for me to like and she butts her way into everything

she's in sonic crossworlds ffs

like genuinely they were not cooking with that one

everytime im browsing the fortnite shop and my ears are graced with a miku song at 7000 bpm, I want to scratch out my eyes

bro not even the original 😔

[fervent basin]

biden

[stark bone]

dud be hospitlized for 214 years

no wonder were blowing up iran

[opal sentinel]

@elfin scarab

Is there anybody in Iran who understands newtonian mechanics even a little bit

[gritty perch]

Psyop go brrrrrrr

[gritty perch]

Don't think so its been confirmed from other reports I believe

[spare knoll]

drones be like "uooh attractive skin in le fortine shoppe !!! time to grind the battlepass for a week and/or drop 20 bucks on it just to have the skin but never play the game again cuz its lame !!11"

[spare knoll]

my wife's boyfriend

[gritty perch]

Government wants $6500 for taxes bro what the fuck. THATS FUCKING 33% OF MY CAPITAL GAINS

[late ingot]

rer

[gritty perch]

Ok is that shit legal.

pay $200 for a year subscription to tax software that i purchased last year
expires April 12th 2026
still have $200 membership
software requires you to RENEW your $200 membership to access files even though you still have an active plan from last year

That's some predatory shit bruh

[worldly loom]

Newton was wrong though.

[late ingot]

Shit like that is generally legal in the US yeah, fuck all consumer protections

[gritty perch]

Its always with tax software too where they string you along like its free the whole time, letting you spends hours inputting all your records and at the end suddenly they are telling you that you need to upgrade to their master plan for $500 to file your taxes

[worldly loom]

Also companies are allowed to install adware on the phones they sell.

[worldly loom]

Did you know Issac Newton was a gay Indian man?

[late ingot]

I'm surprised there isn't a fully open source, free forever piece of software made available by people angry at that fact

Or maybe there is and it's just not well known?

The very fact that you have to "file" taxes is a complete scam anyway

[fervent basin]

america nearly got it

then trump got in again

[late ingot]

Biden did fuck up too you know

He had pretty poor judgement and some bad advisors around him

[fervent basin]

https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/s/1Vva4mlpTE

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Yup it be like that sometimes.

Sorry, not sorry. 😉

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[worldly loom]

Imagine being a hipster then posting papa roach.

[carmine peak]

i aint no hipster

[carmine peak]

who?

[worldly loom]

I don't know, I screenshot your message.

[carmine peak]

that's crazy

https://tenor.com/view/r6siege-oryx-gif-8164585666085610859

[carmine peak]

I did not inquire

[gritty perch]

ngl i didnt know about this but it seems like they are severely limited. https://apps.irs.gov/app/freeFile/browse-all-offers/

[fervent basin]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G_Efyg_W4AAFy9L.gif

[gritty perch]

still using those softwares its a pain to report your capital gains properly line by line

[gritty perch]

i could 100% probably vibecode a similar software im paying for that basically just combines all my crypto transactions from my wallets imported across various platforms I used and spits it out into a neatly formated .csv

[inland hill]

Outlook should be nuked

[inland hill]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G_Efyg_W4AAFy9L.gif

[inland hill]

Don't americans just use gnucash

[inland hill]

Damnd 5000 pounds

[pine patrol]

Once you reach a certain age, you break the sound barrier

[inland hill]

Like inside bkack holes

Time and space switch axes

Age hole

[pine patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/banano-nano-dag-technology-meme-memes-gif-14583175

[slim coral]

Oh my god you're killing me

[inland hill]

https://tenor.com/view/brindis-xi-jinping-gif-26069380

Xi has the best PR

[slim coral]

Brazil mentioned

[pine patrol]

didn't think it was this bad

[inland hill]

Does not have to do a single thing

[worldly loom]

How are they using outlook in 2026?🤣 . How is Micropenis worse than public sector?

[elfin scarab]

hello v2apple aka himeko katagiri

[slim coral]

https://fixupx.com/pmarca/status/2039609769426882711?s=20

Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸 (@pmarca)

First the Claude Code leak and now this. In the same week. "AI safety" by way of "we'll lock it up" is just totally dead. Kaput. Pushing up daisies.

Quoting Garry Tan (@garrytan)
︀
Wow. Incredible amount of SOTA training data now just available to China thanks to @mercor_ai leak. Every major lab. Billions and billions of value and a major national security issue.

**💬 164 🔁 272 ❤️ 3.4K 👁️ 548.6K **

FixupX · Apr 2, 2026, 7:43 AM

hi

[inland hill]

Macrohard email

[elfin scarab]

im macrohard rn

[pine patrol]

Is that sarcasm? I can't tell

[elfin scarab]

Budapest impressed

[inland hill]

Plot twist

[worldly loom]

Innacurate, it should be worse for China because they egt oil from Iran.

[inland hill]

https://tenor.com/view/orbán-viktor-orbán-orban-viktor-hungary-gif-2696071180115806092

Rogue ai

[slim coral]

Have you never laughed until you physically feel pain

[inland hill]

Idk man they seem to be getting enough oil by far atm

[slim coral]

that's me

[worldly loom]

The only winner is Israel.

[elfin scarab]

can you please post that pic where it shows his huge belly

[inland hill]

And do not forget

[pine patrol]

lmfaoo

[inland hill]

China has price insensitive contracts with russia

[worldly loom]

Maybe other big oil exporters to be fair, just as long as they aren't using the straight.

[inland hill]

[worldly loom]

So what?

[worldly loom]

There's no infrastructure to provide China with Russian oil.

[elfin scarab]

why do women get the global south

[inland hill]

They get oil

And price is irrelevant for the russian part

[slim coral]

ur going to brazil

🇧🇷

[elfin scarab]

no

[slim coral]

yes

[elfin scarab]

im going to australia

or new zealand

[slim coral]

brazil

Your descendants are there

[worldly loom]

It is irrelevant because China won't get much Russian oil.

[slim coral]

it's your land

[inland hill]

https://www.reuters.com/graphics/IRAN-CRISIS/CHINA-OIL/egpbeormkvq/

China is not the thing the usa had 10 yrs ago

Food and energy independence is far far stronger now

In fact even if the usa cut of all the food import on waterways

China could still go on with moderate straining

[inland hill]

Which was the secret technique a decade ago

A decade ago the country would have starved

[inland hill]

Also

China has a 7! Month stockpile via additives

[worldly loom]

Oh that is quite a lot. Iraq, Oman and UAE aren't giving China shit currently.

[carmine peak]

Im so tired of hearing about Iran holy shit

[worldly loom]

Japan is fucked.

[inland hill]

Oil usage is down a lot

[inland hill]

Ruddia can supply all

Russia

[worldly loom]

Russia was supplying about 19%. Saudi would be using straight too. China wins if it gets to take Taiwan or if it's close neighbours are more weakened.

[inland hill]

China is the least fkd in eastern asia

Give them 10 years

[spare knoll]

stop listening

simpl

[inland hill]

Japan will be buying energy from china en masse in 2035

Unless they complete the nuclear plans

They need MOX reactors to run

[worldly loom]

Japan building Nuclear reactors on fault lines, please no.

[inland hill]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cat-bowtie-cute-hi-gif-500744924715907421

[spare knoll]

@glass raft did you mute Hollow just now?

[buoyant terrace]

https://sora.chatgpt.com/profile/apnichai297

This fucking guy

Makes fake ai funeral of us and British soldiers

[buoyant terrace]

Ok he is getting around this rule by making dog funerals draped in American flags

Pretty clever

[fervent basin]

død

[opal sentinel]

From my position as an individual subject to the sovereign jurisdiction of the Republic of India and protected under the constitutional guarantees enshrined within the Constitution of India—including but not limited to the fundamental right to freedom of speech and expression under Article 19(1)(a), subject only to reasonable restrictions—I hereby assert that the following statement constitutes a personal opinion expressed in good faith and does not, in its plain and ordinary meaning, amount to defamation, incitement, or any cognizable offense under applicable Indian statutes or prevailing jurisprudence; furthermore, such expression remains broadly permissible across the majority of democratic jurisdictions globally under comparable free speech protections, and absent any dual criminality, mutual legal assistance framework applicability, or enforceable extradition treaty provisions aligning the alleged conduct with a recognized offense in both India and any foreign state, there exists no viable legal mechanism by which extradition proceedings could be initiated or sustained against me solely on the basis of this statement, namely: “ay you dumb ass nigga you a stupid ass bitch who probably has mommy watching his panties over idiot.” @slim coral

[merry bluff]

go I love this video so much

[spare knoll]

0/10 its in some made up language

[worldly loom]

https://klipy.com/gifs/aunt-cass-redmoa-3

He seems to have a type.

[merry bluff]

true

[violet herald]

Taiwan is making chip flavors you couldn't even conceive

[slim coral]

Panetone flavor?

what the hell is that

[opal sentinel]

https://x.com/i/status/2040046166021460359

India First Post (@ifpost47)

A Group of Japanese tourists allegedly caught stealing 11 clothing items from a store in Ubud, Bali (Indonesia). Incident captured on camera.

▶ Play video

X · Apr 3, 2026, 12:38 PM

[slim coral]

is it in china where they make ramen chips

which are just normal ramen

[slim coral]

Japanese tourists wearing football colors? We're doomed

[glass raft]

Yes. He will learn one way or another to stop trashing #💬general

[merry bluff]

good

he used to be so annoying

[spare knoll]

thank you for the info

[violet herald]

Stinky tofu flavor

Flavors you couldn't even fathom

[elfin scarab]

you just know if they were brown the comments would be full of "well well well" and "usual suspects"

[cursive kelp]

Google completes Hangar One restoration in Mountain View https://share.google/UkGlpTq0T40FAu4Oa

We need AI data center in there

[opal sentinel]

If you go to any tourist area and check the cctvs the tourists coming in from countries that travel there the most are going to be caught doing a bunch of petty crime

Tourists naturally wreck places that's a human las

Law

[spare knoll]

@crimson pagoda howd u get discord to track ur game activity on linux

[spare knoll]

philippines based insurance company

manila based

[fervent basin]

@inland hill

40 episodes of constant talking

meetings

[violet herald]

I hope all my opps get reincarnated as slimes

[cursive kelp]

🤤🤤🤤

[plucky gyro]

https://x.com/i/status/2039735449829203971

Google DeepMind (@GoogleDeepMind)

Available in four sizes:

🔵 31B Dense & 26B MoE: state-of-the-art performance for advanced local reasoning tasks – like custom coding assistants or analyzing scientific datasets.

🔵 E4B & E2B (Edge): built for mobile with real-time text, vision, and audio processing.

X · Apr 2, 2026, 4:03 PM

new model?

and so small and cheap

0.4usd/m token

[stray tiger]

It's that cake thing they're showing

Not like Pantone spot colors if that's what you're thinking

[stray tiger]

can I live here
asking for a friend

[merry bluff]

it came out yesterday

[stark bone]

i tca i c ame it came out ye ster d ay

i tickle...

[stray tiger]

So who wants to show off their Seder plates?

[cursive kelp]

🇺🇸🇮🇷⚡️ — BREAKING: One source told Newsmax that a U.S. Black Hawk helicopter may have been hit during the search-and-rescue operations in Iran, as it was last seen trailing smoke while crossing from Iran into southern Iraq.

@crimson pagoda

[buoyant terrace]

https://x.com/beratstuff/status/2040089488806838616?s=46&t=BgL0S_21496TwNtxQaqvCg

BRT (@BeratStuff)

X · Apr 3, 2026, 3:30 PM

[stray tiger]

I'm gonna make some charoset this year 🤤 it's sooooo good

https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/ashkenazi-charoset

[abstract dagger]

its made by google tho

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Yup it be like that sometimes.

Sorry, not sorry. 😉

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1sb6dzf/yup_it_be_like_that_sometimes_sorry_not_sorry/

https://i.redd.it/ww3x6h8pbxsg1.jpeg
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[slim coral]

I'm gonna get some cash

so I'm gonna try to sell AI slop and vibe shit

wish me luck gents

[cursive kelp]

@merry bluff

These AI models they using for Fitbit getting wild.

[stark bone]

working on 3D client, the code is ready for it : https://www.entercarbon.com/

[merry bluff]

https://days-since-openclaw-cve.com/

[tawdry yacht]

Hi all, nice to meet you all. I have started to learn and understand AI concepts recently and pen down my understanding. Wouldn't call it a blog since multiple of these might already be existing. But wanted to share it and get people talking / commenting on the same. Pls leave comments on the blog how I can make this a better representation of my understanding:

https://tinywebs.site/ruTPDZ

I also share content on insta for this - you can follow me if you are interested:
https://www.instagram.com/for__a__better__me/

Thanks, looking forward to connecting with likeminded people sometime! 😄

[merry bluff]

its official me and komoru are married

[abstract dagger]

tbf my sister showers like once every couple months and its horrifying

[spare knoll]

?????????????

[abstract dagger]

its actually so bad

[elfin scarab]

I only shower once a week and I smell fine

sometimes once a month

[sterile zealot]

????????????????????????????????

[sterile zealot]

bro

[abstract dagger]

yeah 😭

[sterile zealot]

i can guarantee you do not smell "fine"

[abstract dagger]

i literally have to hold my breath around her

[merry bluff]

wow very stinky wife

❤️

[sterile zealot]

why are foids like this

[abstract dagger]

i try to shower once every 3 days

but if i smell it can be less than that

[merry bluff]

i shower every day sometimes 2x a day

[abstract dagger]

i used to shower a lot more but i found shaving my armpits reduced like 90% of the smell

[abstract dagger]

damn why so much

[merry bluff]

i like being clean

[spare knoll]

i dont even do any smell-producing activities and shower daily

[merry bluff]

same

i dont go outside even

[elfin scarab]

joking

i shower every day

https://tenor.com/view/aitor-gif-7084060237011549479

[spare knoll]

yeah in smelly hot tropical portugal

id expect

more showers

[elfin scarab]

im still sweaty all day

[spare knoll]

brazilians shower 4x a day

[abstract dagger]

jesus

[spare knoll]

or something in that ballpark

[elfin scarab]

twice a day

[abstract dagger]

once a day feels like a lot to me

[spare knoll]

yeah 2 to 4 times

[elfin scarab]

im sweating like hell right now

[sterile zealot]

komoru is trying to convince us that portugal has the concept of showers

[abstract dagger]

esp since im a chronic procrastinator

[spare knoll]

im one too but always find the 10 minutes for one before getting into bed

[abstract dagger]

hm i see

i suck with that

when im ready for bed its because im so tired i cant keep my eyes open

i cant really plan sleep if that makes sense

[elfin scarab]

our showers look like this

[sterile zealot]

ai image

nice try

[spare knoll]

i guess yeah

[opal sentinel]

Look what I found a guy wearing in public

[spare knoll]

i can't fall asleep on command but i dont have a problem getting like 7-ish hours of it every day

6-7

🥁

but washing hair is a whole other thing that's like a mini spa day

[cursive kelp]

No girl.

[spare knoll]

usually takes 50 minutes

[merry bluff]

my heart rate is 115bpm and im not even doing anything

hlep

[spare knoll]

its cuz of those monsters and shit

my body has regular old diarrhea when stressed instead of bpm increase

[merry bluff]

😨

[elfin scarab]

pls join me in the shower

[merry bluff]

ok i will

<3

[sterile zealot]

have you gotten infected with himekoism

[grave burrow]

Marriage is a legal status

[merry bluff]

the robot said we are married

it even had a gif so you know its real

[grave burrow]

Somehow not ai

[merry bluff]

son im crine

[grave burrow]

I must let you know you are the " I married my ai partner " level

[abstract dagger]

watch out when it comes to monsters btw

[merry bluff]

no i e married my real human internet partner

[abstract dagger]

i had kidney stones bc of them

[merry bluff]

what

like chupacabra?

[grave burrow]

Doubtful

[abstract dagger]

i used to drink like 10 monsters a day and i ended up in hospital

[merry bluff]

oh

that sounds fun

[abstract dagger]

was not cool 👎

i will drink less next time

[merry bluff]

i need a monster now

[grave burrow]

So, you passed kidney stones?

[abstract dagger]

yeah i pissed one out

[merry bluff]

i might go buy a sandwich

[grave burrow]

How painful was it

[abstract dagger]

hmm

well

pissing it wasnt great but it wasnt the painful part

the painful part was it going through my body

[grave burrow]

Take a pic

[abstract dagger]

i was throwing up from the pain

[grave burrow]

Amazing

[merry bluff]

wow milker hates @minker

[elfin scarab]

hi sweetie

you got muted for 2 days

i also got muted

[merry bluff]

wow

they are anti marriage

[spare knoll]

minker unlawfully banned me

im building a lawsuit as we speak

[grave burrow]

What rules are you breaking?

[lavish vale]

I wish ppl would stop talking about being muted (braces for irony)

[spare knoll]

remember when this server did a staff application thingy

and it never went anywhere

[merry bluff]

yes lmao

that was like 2 years ago

and nobody got hired

[lavish vale]

unpaid responsibility? sign me up!

[merry bluff]

agree

[gritty perch]

what a wild tax question to answer

[merry bluff]

a pesar de saber que estaba toda mal

[stray tiger]

Lol "hired"

[gritty perch]

"Second U.S. aircraft crashes in Gulf, pilot rescued- report"

https://www.investing.com/news/world-news/us-f15-fighter-jet-shot-down-over-iran-crew-search-underway-4597126

https://tenor.com/view/anotha-one-dj-khaled-the-latin-recording-academy-another-one-one-more-time-gif-2140015848368429184

[crimson pagoda]

that's how they got capone you know

[fervent basin]

qpdv found

[merry bluff]

its giving

[elfin scarab]

is that her stand

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-jotaro-kujo-jotaro-dio-jojos-bizarre-adventure-gif-25822947

[winter flame]

https://tenor.com/view/penguin-pudgy-pudgypenguins-jarvis-ai-gif-16013527199936593354

[opal sentinel]

@stray tiger the current acting deputy director of nasa is a somalian

We should tell trump about this

[quaint thistle]

npm axios did a very thorough postmortem of the recent supply chain hack, recommended reading for any FOSS maintainers in chat ❗ https://github.com/axios/axios/issues/10636

[cursive kelp]

📱⚠️🔴

➡️After the Telegram app was banned in some countries, including Iraq,
here's a list of VPN programs that spy for Mossad. Please avoid downloading them to avoid being spied on.

Blitz VPN
ExpressVPN
Windscribe
CyberGhost VPN
PureVPN
PrivadoVPN
Psiphon
Hotspot Shield
Turbo VPN
Surfshark VPN
Unique VPN
TunnelBear
IPVanish
NordVPN
Mullvad VPN
VPNify
Atlas VPN
MahsaNg
Private Internet Access (PIA)
ZenMate
Betternet
Touch VPN

[opal sentinel]

So for Iraqi spies like us what vpn should we use to avoid detection from mossad

[merry bluff]

lmao do all of those actually spy for mossad? thats crazy

[opal sentinel]

Like I am a informant so I would at most supply information on a timely basis

No, there is no credible evidence that NordVPN spies for Mossad.
The claim often stems from a broader conspiracy theory that many popular VPN services are secretly controlled by Israeli intelligence agencies like Mossad or Unit 8200. While several major VPN brands are owned by companies with Israeli ties (notably Kape Technologies, which owns ExpressVPN, CyberGhost, and Private Internet Access), NordVPN is not among them.

[lean herald]

free palestine 🙌 🌹

[opal sentinel]

Why do you hate jeas

Jews

[lean herald]

why do you bomb civilians

[spare knoll]

when did poor ol' Johnny here bomb civilians

Johnny AKA GormloxDestroyer AKA outshinestarz

[lean herald]

https://tenor.com/view/palestine-palestine-scream-scream-palestine-palestine-screaming-screaming-palestine-gif-17324739533533086980

[spare knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/china-scream-if-you-love-china-scream-if-you-love-country-brock-lesnar-gif-4232401349897427919

[opal sentinel]

Israel has the right to defend itself

[lean herald]

from what 😭 air???

[opal sentinel]

When ukraine defends itself you get mad but when Jews defend themsleves suddenly you hate them

[opal sentinel]

Hamas

[lean herald]

my brother look at the deaths between those two and see whos the one attacking

[opal sentinel]

Those are fake

Two times more israeli have died then Palestinians

Israel has saved more people in Palestine then anybody else

[lean herald]

UN/OCHA updates and Reuters reporting both put Palestinian deaths in the tens of thousands, with Reuters’ latest reporting saying more than 72,000 Palestinians have died, most of them civilians.

[opal sentinel]

The news outlets you mentioned are run by arabs

They post fake news to dunk on us Jews

When I worked in the IDF I saved more people then killed

[lavish vale]

virtue signalling on some random ai discord server means you're either a propagandist, or a useful idiot... which is it? (third option is idiotic propagandist)

[lean herald]

Reuters is a global independent news agency, and OCHA says it only adds Gaza casualty figures once they’re independently verified

[opal sentinel]

Just say that you believe Jews should get kicked out from our lands

Antisemitic people always hide behind this words

[merry bluff]

holy shit does my computer have a memory leak or something it keeps freezing with almost nothing open

[lean herald]

no, that is not what i said, i am criticizing israel’s government and military actions, not jewish people

[merry bluff]

I love israel

[gritty perch]

https://tenor.com/view/iran-middle-east-islamic-sticker-scream-if-you-love-iran-asia-gif-1428803375354534004

https://tenor.com/view/iran-iran-scream-scream-iran-iran-screaming-screaming-iran-gif-13113314147639117417

[merry bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/israel-scream-love-scream-if-country-gif-11285863046793062010

[opal sentinel]

You just hate Jews and israel

[merry bluff]

VIVA ISRAEL

[opal sentinel]

That 72000 deaths is fake

[lavish vale]

iran just shot down an american fighter jet, despite trump reporting the objective facts that they have no anti-air capability

[merry bluff]

I LOVE ISRAEL

[gritty perch]

2

[opal sentinel]

Official israeli sources prove the death toll in Palestine is 2000

[lavish vale]

fake news. trump is never wrong

[opal sentinel]

While over 3900 Israelis have died after the waf

[gritty perch]

Holy fuck im finally done that fucking took almost 4 hours

[lean herald]

“official israeli sources” don’t show a Palestinian death toll of 2,000. Reuters reported in late january that Israel had not released its own count.
The public, verifiable reporting is still in the tens of thousands...

and also this is exactly why i’m talking about palestinian civilians, not jews. criticizing a government’s war is not the same as hating a people.

[lavish vale]

you seem to hate us, by just being here (the feeling is mutual)

[merry bluff]

yeah why do you hate us

@lean herald

why do you hate us israelis and israel supporters

we are the correct ones

[opal sentinel]

Show me all the dead bodies of those 72000

[merry bluff]

[opal sentinel]

You can't claim deaths unless you have identity of the person and the body

Show us the images you cannot because it's fake

[gritty perch]

https://tenor.com/view/let-the-bodies-hit-the-floor-whispering-gif-14550592

tss tss tss tss FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Asked it to improve the quality of a photo from my bird feeder camera. Not a bad job

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1sbh1ju/asked_it_to_improve_the_quality_of_a_photo_from/

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[lean herald]

that is not how casualty verification works. how would u ever know any count then, for any war.
UN has said they use multiple sources like family members , hospital records, UN staff on ground.

you can question numbers but you cannot just wave them away because you want to, the point is still the same, palestinian civilians are dying in massive numbers, and pretending that is fake does not make it disappear.

[merry bluff]

wow hes ignoring me because i am from tel aviv

@lean herald

why are you ignoring me

[lean herald]

? you are making wrong claims

[opal sentinel]

Why are you using chatgpt to respond to me

[merry bluff]

i never made any claims

[lean herald]

if you have an actual point, make it. othewise turning everything into "you hate jews" is not an argument lmao

[merry bluff]

[lean herald]

you are saying i hate israeli people..
I am criticizing israel’s government and military actions, not jewish people

[merry bluff]

so youre fine with a lot of the people here being jewish

thats wonderful

welcome to the community

[lean herald]

ofc lol, individual people are not part of a goverment operation

[merry bluff]

copy pasted

[lavish vale]

this is boring, but not as boring as this virtue signalling idiotic propagandist

[spare knoll]

wow is that pinky Py

[surreal siren]

average vibe coder that has just discovered coding

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[abstract dagger]

anyone seen any good movies lately?

[pulsar hazel]

Hamnet

[opal sentinel]

The legend of the flying black princess of chocolate

That was a very good movie that I just watched

The male G-spot, or P-spot, is commonly identified as the prostate gland, an internal organ that can be stimulated internally through th rectum for intense pleasure or orgasm. Located about 2 inches inside the rectum towards the front wall, it is a walnut-sized gland that can be stimulated with fingers or toys.

[abstract dagger]

i wonder if it actually works

[spare knoll]

it does!

or so ive heard

[lavish vale]

after you stuck your finger in some guy's arse?

[opal sentinel]

What the hell drinko leosrfcik is a minor studying in a high school your a creep

[gritty perch]

Damn they shot a warthog down and a f15

Shiiiiieeeee

[gritty perch]

Honestly might be good if your stoned ngl

Oh it's just potato chips in chocolate yeah thats fire

Its crazy how even after being bombed back into the stone ages that iran can STILL take down US aircraft. Some really impressive shit

[lavish vale]

in kiwi land they sell cheese and onion sandwiches

[fervent basin]

they do in uk too

lol

[lavish vale]

what is wrong with you

[fervent basin]

that's where the flavour comes from

for the crisps

the sandwich originally

[gritty perch]

https://www.youtube.com/live/-4_9ZKmX4rI?si=FjthdEWnCCQpHjPs

What the fuck do you think the revenue on some shit like this is?

Like it must be good for them to be acting that fucking retarded on camera

Bro has 200k subs too lol

[exotic wigeon]

I let my ex try and find it, no dice and she's quite experienced in that realm. It was only somewhat pleasurable and it didn't feel like there was a magic spot, you gotta train yourself and shit, no pun intended.

But your mileage may vary, could be all this toxic masculinity that conditioned my boy button to not be so sensitive

[worldly loom]

Chatgptcels are philosphical zombies.

[worldly loom]

The 2nd pic couldn't look worse.

[grave burrow]

Agreed

[worldly loom]

AI thinks the grass in in the savanah, not usa, piss filter.

[lavish vale]

they clearly just wanted to brag about their bird feeder photo

ai gives everyone an excuse to force their bs hobbies and interests onto others

[crimson pagoda]

the political posts on the sub are like this lol

woah guys look at this CRAZY roast that chatgpt did!

(you already know who it's about before you open it)

[lavish vale]

chatgpt agreed with my ideas therefore my ideas are worth spreading

[inland hill]

https://www.reddit.com/r/singularity/s/PutZ0EzJE1

[worldly loom]

4o cels are cringe, "Only 4o understands me!"

[inland hill]

bad thing happens
trump

[lavish vale]

anyone still talking about 4o is likely trolling at this point

[worldly loom]

There's always signs of loneliness.

[inland hill]

Holy sht

[stray tiger]

ok

[stray tiger]

omg that's amazing

[stray tiger]

you wish

[mild nacelle]

catgirls cant even control a ball of yarn

okay send in catgirl einstein

very marquis reaction behavior

[crimson pagoda]

catgirl epstein

[spare knoll]

good morning

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

"Create a pic of the most average female at the most average location"

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1sbnvup/create_a_pic_of_the_most_average_female_at_the/

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[stray tiger]

I wish, not nearly fat enough

everything about the picture is set in America dipstick

[sterile zealot]

maria reference

[stray tiger]

she isn't

[sterile zealot]

the statement is presumed to be axiomatic

[wary ermine]

@sterile zealot

[sterile zealot]

unless explanation is required

[wary ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-gif-11816971814746635421

[sterile zealot]

are you catphillic? you sick fuck

[gritty perch]

I'd settle for average

[spare knoll]

cat phallic

[wary ermine]

I love cats

They're silly creatures

[sterile zealot]

jake the catphile

exposed

[lavish vale]

average model maybe

[abstract dagger]

tbh average eastern european woman

[crimson pagoda]

beat me to it lmao

avg foid is like 180 in the US now. absolute derangement. insanity

[stray tiger]

owo

[sterile zealot]

lmfao i thought you were using metric height

but you mean 180 pounds

i wish the average foid was 180cm 😭

[buoyant terrace]

I can’t wait for the next black hawk down sequel

It will be a good movie

I wish we can get all the actors back

[sterile zealot]

wtf is stem extraction

[elfin scarab]

longer height

[wary ermine]

Stems

I like plant stems

Stamniz

[lavish vale]

pinokio.computer now has built-in "ask ai" troubleshooter. and it actually worked

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/lazycat-lazy-cat-food-coma-knackered-gif-6453121913169784842

[undone lake]

in the usa
not overweight
average

lol. lmao even.

[slim coral]

damn

got a hole on my tooth

don't feel nothing, I'll see if I can get a dentist by monday

guess I'm officially an old man now

https://tenor.com/view/hassan-hassan-i-sabbah-fate-fate-grand-order-first-hassan-gif-26011853

[fervent basin]

what does it look like

[slim coral]

black

[fervent basin]

the tooth

ooph

just use lots of toothpaste constantly

[slim coral]

I do

didn't do me any good

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/space-jam-bugs-bunny-yms-awesome-fata-gif-18861032

dentist looking at the hole

[slim coral]

thankfully I caught it early

and it's the last tooth of row

so y'know

[fervent basin]

loads of teeth get black, just use buncha toothpaste and ignore

[slim coral]

but I feel a hole in there

[fervent basin]

keep brushin'

[slim coral]

well I feel a bump

I guess it's a hole

[fervent basin]

these are always there

the weird bumps

i said to my dentist once i feel a hole

said it's not

and this is on the end tooth

[surreal siren]

[fervent basin]

teeth just wear in different ways

[surreal siren]

https://tenor.com/view/unstoppable-gif-4927512

[fervent basin]

and sometimes it can feel like a hole there

but often is not

[slim coral]

rather be safe than sorry

unfortunately I'm poor

so it'll take me a month to get an appointment

I went in last month and the guy said I had nothing

[fervent basin]

i don't trust dentists lol

[surreal siren]

no teeth?

[fervent basin]

they will find a way to make money when there's no issue there

[slim coral]

oh no I go to public dentists

well last month I was feeling nothing either

no hole

so y'know

[fervent basin]

ye it happens

something that feels like a hole appears

that's just natural

i had the exact same

dentist said no issue

the tongue feels real weird on the teeth

like it blows up what might be incredibly tiny to massive proportions

[wary ermine]

@fervent basin

@slim coral

https://tenor.com/view/cat-leaf-vibes-vibing-sleeping-cat-gif-17297041570420202318

[gritty perch]

The american mind cant comprehend this sentence

[surreal siren]

Dentists can be a hit or miss. Sometimes they can't find the source of the pain, and other times they can start treating something that would have been fine for years to come tbh

[slim coral]

well it's not an exact science

better than to be toothless

you can always get a denture

[fervent basin]

honestly i think i had fillings when i was younger which i didn't need tbh. and in later life it makes the teeth weaker in that spot and causes sensitivity

[slim coral]

well when I inevitably start losing teeth I'll get gold dentures

y'know

[surreal siren]

Like with everything, you need balance. Dentists looking into revenue above all else is no good, and not visiting a dentist at all is obviously bad as well. But just because you visit one there's no guarantee he will do all the right things

[surreal siren]

be a gypsy

[wary ermine]

Silly

[surreal siren]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8isAZ90Mg-A this whole war is such a shit-show. But I can't help but notice Russian side is having to dig deep to find justification and motivation. Then it becomes confirmation bias and just a thing to do, because otherwise the reality is too hard to deal with. Such a massive contrast to Ukrainian side with everyone aligned on the objective and purpose.

[surreal siren]

agree

Although there's argument to be made, that "true black" does not exist IRL. There's no such thing in nature and what we can see outside of the artificial thing

the blacks in oled are achieved by literally turning off those individual pixels and displaying nothing

If you merely add antireflective nano texture coating to the display, that effect is lost. Arguably making the output more realistic

[abstract dagger]

wow

claude gave me £75 of extra credit usage for this month

[surreal siren]

How generous of them

how much did you spend? 🧐

[abstract dagger]

only 200

[surreal siren]

lmao

[abstract dagger]

im using opus 4.6 1m max effort

and im not hitting any limits

[lavish vale]

ask it to run 50 parallel subagents and you can burn quota real fast

[surreal siren]

It's insane spending $200. You could generally almost have enough compute to have a separate private instance of the model for this much

[lavish vale]

i managed to hit 25% weekly max quota in under 5 hours

[surreal siren]

And then you would use it no limits for as much as you want

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Asked it to improve the quality of a photo from my bird feeder camera. Not a bad job

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1sbh1ju/asked_it_to_improve_the_quality_of_a_photo_from/

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[surreal siren]

API pricing is cost + profit (revenue). Not the actual cost

Typically with all those promos and CLIs + AIStudio, you can totally get by spending less than $50 per month and still be using the best models out there

[grave burrow]

So bad

[surreal siren]

But it makes complete sense for them to be trying to market API price as the actual cost, so people have a false sense of getting a steal of a deal

Paying this much was completely incomprehensible like barely more than a year ago lol. Models mostly got smaller not bigger

[lavish vale]

mobile phones didnt start with $200 month plans either, and now its common

[surreal siren]

Unless you have monthly payments for the device itself, that's completely ridiculous lol

I'm paying like 12EUR for the plan + monthly payments for the actual phone costing around 1k

[lavish vale]

if you think you can beat a $200/mon sub by running your own model, then you are completely wrong in one or more ways... but is it worth figuring out which ways? nupe

[surreal siren]

Not my own model. I mentioned that for reference to understand the gravity of it, but obviously you can't run a closed source model yourself. But even still, there are options with antigravity, codex and other CLIs + AIStudio and whatnot. So all of that comes up to still a much more reasonable price

[lavish vale]

tightarse tier antigravity now sucks. i got 2 subs and i dont even use them most days

they got the new credit thing you can use to at least finish the task, but i'm already down to 420

oh its 300 now, because it likes to burn tokens doing nothing

[surreal siren]

the point being, $200 buys you a shit-ton of compute. For anyone to even consider this a good deal, you must be using the thing quite literally 24/7 and never be capped at all 🤷‍♂️

[gritty perch]

Sam altmans sister is on X and you can attempt to swoon her into some fat openai inheritance money.

She is mentally ill but who isn't amiright

And she has a onlyfans

[lavish vale]

that can only improve her credibility

financially independent woman, with a popular following