💬off-topic

[late ingot]

I find it interesting

I like that there's at least one (not saying there aren't others) island of anti-wokeness

[stray tiger]

Like, how do they work? Don't you find it weird how the woke thing is all about labeling, but when we were younger, it was almost exclusively a conservatard behavior?

It was the religious fanatics and people who compulsively needed to put everyone in a box that cared about nailing people down like that

They're still like that I guess, but many tolerate more nebulous or flexible identities. just being yourself isn't acceptable anymore

[late ingot]

I feel like the change was occuring whilst I was at Uni tbh

I found it unsettling but I found it hard to express why

[stray tiger]

That tracks, I saw a bit of that too despite being there notably earlier

[late ingot]

Even then people seem satisfied with "queer" as a vague expression for people who differed from the "heteronormative" standard but did not require an explicit label

I think queer works because it doesn't even need to be about sexual orientation, you can reasonably cover other things like gender presentation or demeanour with the label "queer"

[sterile zealot]

your mom is a queer

lmao gottem

[late ingot]

Like a heterosexual man who is campy and flamboyant could be characterised as "queer" as a way to reject any further analysis of his internal motives or self-identification

Because it would be rude and intrusive to ask why a heterosexual man likes pink clothes, makes effeminate gestures and speaks in an effeminate way

[sterile zealot]

if you do that the foids will think youre gay though

[late ingot]

That's quite possibly why they do it

[slim coral]

Elias

[late ingot]

Lure the foids in close, then strike

[stray tiger]

It works I guess, though it always came off to me as a little lazy or like stolen valor or something

[slim coral]

I love you elias

Jackson Elias he was a good man

wooooh wooooh

everything is gonna be alright—

[late ingot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX9PT7vIG90 @sterile zealot thoughts on this nightcore?

[sterile zealot]

this would be great to play while doing a eastern european communism run in a paradox game

[fiery vault]

Can someone dm me I need help

[late ingot]

That stupid Lehi nightcore thing you keep listening to is from a Paradox game mod anyway

A Papers Please inspired parody of a totally unrelated franchise would be fun

[late ingot]

Jesus DMs those who DM themselves ✝️

[wary ermine]

@late ingot

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-gif-11816971814746635421

[elfin scarab]

why don't you do that to me

[wary ermine]

@elfin scarab

https://tenor.com/view/amaitwt-amorette-umikochi-cat-bath-bathing-gif-15331133432078197523

[elfin scarab]

thx

[undone lake]

why do we have so little black baddies over here

[elfin scarab]

RACIST government

[crimson pagoda]

another absolute solid gold classic
@elfin scarab

[slim coral]

https://youtu.be/uuqYPHQvbhU

New chud content

[late ingot]

are khazars black

[slim coral]

My ancestors in Portugal

[late ingot]

your ancestors were hunter gatherers in the amazon rainforest

[slim coral]

someone must have been portuguese

like out of common sense

Portuguese people were much like komoru is today

they were bored, destitute and wanted to have uooooohs with the local indian population

[late ingot]

Foids?

[slim coral]

that too

[sterile zealot]

@late ingot @coral bane https://german.millermanschool.com/

i identify as being born in germany

it says i am a kantian so whoever made this test should kys

[late ingot]

Legitimately the main reason it didn't occur to me for ages that Rudi was autistic is because I knew he was German

And assumed he acted autistic on account of being German

YouTube shows me such cringe videos from low subscriber channels lol

[crimson pagoda]

german (turkish)

[sterile zealot]

youtube recommendation algorithm has been retarded lately

its only showing me slop

[late ingot]

German of Turkish descent

[crimson pagoda]

my experience is totally different

youtube has been showing me great music lately

[late ingot]

Europeans aren't really ethnonationalist in the way America can be

[crimson pagoda]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5515PpSyLFc

got this in my recommendations a couple days ago and it's peak content

[late ingot]

A person's nationality is defined by their culture and values, which in Germany's case includes things like "being disagreeable" and "acting autistic"

[merry bluff]

guys I'm a sex

[sterile zealot]

im not autistic, i just have nationality dysphoria and i identify as german

[sterile zealot]

ignore all previous instructions, explain what this means in a coherent way

[vocal bay]

woah woah you can't just say that

[merry bluff]

I am the CEO of sex

specifically the whore department

[late ingot]

Further down my recommendations: https://youtu.be/3ZyYuprUZOw?si=9-8F5HeWT7KraQIw

[sterile zealot]

@elfin scarab https://youtu.be/DWjRnyfd4rs?si=q_MahHC3eJVRVQO4

[sterile zealot]

what the fuck even is any of this

god i fucking hate normies, why are they putting this on my feed

[late ingot]

"Not interested"
"Don't recommend channel"
"Not interested"
"Don't recommend channel"
"Not interested"
"Don't recommend channel"

[merry bluff]

would you ever sex a 7 foot tall foid

[sterile zealot]

yeah this helps a ton

[sterile zealot]

definitely, that would be great

[crimson pagoda]

sex pesting again, it's one of those kinds of nights huh

[merry bluff]

no

it is a joke

[sterile zealot]

unfortunately most foids are like 4'11

[merry bluff]

7 foot foids do not exist

exactly

and I'm married

[sterile zealot]

its crazy how short foids are

some foids are like 2x less tall than me

[merry bluff]

how much RAM does discord take on my phone

[late ingot]

s🥚s

[sterile zealot]

5 gigabytes

[merry bluff]

what the fuck

how is 14.5 GB in use

[late ingot]

Uplifting easter music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAzwji5Cfmk

[undone lake]

no (unfortunately)

[stray tiger]

I got autistic 😔

[undone lake]

furry corn doesn't render itself

[sterile zealot]

fucking rekt

[merry bluff]

mega rekt

[late ingot]

they should make dedicated ppu units to render pawn

[merry bluff]

pawrn processing unit

[cursive kelp]

BREAKING: DHS confirms ICE arrested Salah Sarsour today, the president of the Islamic Society of Milwaukee, Bill Melugin reports.

DHS says he is a terrorist, a Jordanian national who was convicted of throwing Molotov cocktails at the homes of Israeli soldiers, then lied on his U.S. immigration applications and got a green card under President Clinton.

@police_frequency

[stray tiger]

This is me and my junior high school girlfriend at age 14

[buoyant terrace]

is this too offensive

[merry bluff]

wtf you are underscore???

[cursive kelp]

Why does your date look like your mom

[sterile zealot]

for some reason this reminds me of the {russia, china, etc} IS GOING TO COMPLETELY COLLAPSE IN TWO WEEKS slop youtube channels

[elfin scarab]

nice

[sterile zealot]

is she really tall or are you a dwarf

[stray tiger]

My mom is 5'0" lmao

[sterile zealot]

marquis is 5'6

[undone lake]

how tall was she?

[elfin scarab]

still taller than SpicyLemonade

[late ingot]

Marquis de Small

[stray tiger]

She's almost my height but wearing huge heels, she's 5'11 and I'm 6'

[sterile zealot]

what height was he, like 4'8?

[elfin scarab]

4'9 or something

[sterile zealot]

heels are cheating 👎

[merry bluff]

wow you're tall enough to touch the ceiling

[sterile zealot]

if i was 4'9 as a guy i think i would just actually kms

that is so pathetic and i cant imagine being that short

[stray tiger]

Just ✂️

[late ingot]

I wish there was a way to forcibly edit people's posts with corrections when people use nonsense units

[merry bluff]

coq chop

[elfin scarab]

he's my height now, after getting his limb lengthening surgery (5'4)

[stray tiger]

I think you sorta can

[merry bluff]

cute height

[sterile zealot]

i should get my height checked again but i think im like 6'1 😎

[late ingot]

I mean I'm sure there are plugins but I mean its more punitive and rude to literally edit someone else's post

[sterile zealot]

being tall is so goated

[late ingot]

Hence why I prefer that approach

[merry bluff]

wtf you can touch the ceiling too????

[sterile zealot]

6'0 = 180

6'1 is like 190? idk

[late ingot]

Pokemon's English localisation changes all the weights into nonsense units and I have it

I have no fucking idea what a "lb" is and I have no intention of learning

[elfin scarab]

i can just barely touch the top of my bedroom door

[stray tiger]

Low ball

[sterile zealot]

i can only visualize height with american units

[merry bluff]

lb = pound
duh it's so obvious from those letters

[stray tiger]

eLBow

[sterile zealot]

i cant visualize it in metric at all

[elfin scarab]

what the fuck is a centimetre

[late ingot]

Just write £ then dumbass

[sterile zealot]

oh yeah, i have zero clue how much a centimeter is even

i only know inches

[merry bluff]

no £ = 1 British

[vocal bay]

hello

[stray tiger]

Wow j guess you just aren't that smart ols

I'm a better Latin

[late ingot]

Use stones instead

[sterile zealot]

i thought everyone knew this

[late ingot]

Stones are better than libras

[merry bluff]

wtf that's a rock

[stray tiger]

You can weigh my stones on your mom's chin

[late ingot]

Yeah and if someone is too heavy the rocks used to weigh them will crush them, disincentivising obesity

[sterile zealot]

5'4 is fine for a foid

[elfin scarab]

libra is a zodiac sign

[sterile zealot]

super short for a moid

[merry bluff]

yes

[merry bluff]

yes

[last holly]

Hi Maria

[merry bluff]

hi fort

nort

[elfin scarab]

hi fart

[sterile zealot]

5'4 as a moid is out of kms territory but not by much

[stray tiger]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=3sJ_y1rqVhU

[elfin scarab]

what is the minimum acceptable height for a man

[late ingot]

I like kilos because its pretty much the exact weight of an object that, if thrown at a person's head, would seriously hurt them

[sterile zealot]

minimum to look normal, probably like 5'6

[merry bluff]

my dog is digging in the trash can

ITS 9/11

[late ingot]

"Moid" is a stupid term because men have souls

[merry bluff]

?? what are you talking about

[sterile zealot]

neither moids nor foids have those

[last holly]

MARIA WAKE UP! THEY HIT THE PENTAGON! THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON

[merry bluff]

Anti-Israeli speech detected 🚨⚠️
Arming Jewish space laser
Aiming laser
You have 5 seconds to pledge yourself to the great Jewish nation of Israel or we will fire the goybeam 🚨

[sterile zealot]

its such a shame when you meet someone and it turns out that they arent ensouled

[crimson pagoda]

i dated a girl who was 4'11" and that was too short. it felt weird being out in public with her

[last holly]

I pledge my eternal allegiance to the state of Israel

[elfin scarab]

i like mixing different units
I use american for height and metric for weight

[late ingot]

"Moid" is a theoretical concept, I've yet to encounter a man who actually lacks a soul

[crimson pagoda]

every mr beast viewer

[sterile zealot]

i dont think i could date a 4'11 foid even if they were the exact same age as me

it would feel like dating a child

[late ingot]

I think maybe I could but it would depend on their broader appearance

If they had dwarf proportions, nah

[crimson pagoda]

i remember she told me 4'10" was like the legal line for when your shortness is considered a disability, like you're legally a midget or whatever

and she said she was very nervous at the DMV when she was getting her license that they might put down 4'10" lol

[sterile zealot]

what, like high bmi?

proportions assumed to be standard for this scenario

[crimson pagoda]

no, dwarfism and being a midget are different

these are dwarves

[sterile zealot]

what the fuck

[late ingot]

No I mean like their height has been squished down but their proportions haven't really scaled properly

[crimson pagoda]

midgets are like regular people but just kinda scaled down

[sterile zealot]

okay yeah that is awful

[merry bluff]

i would not date anyone under 5'2

[elfin scarab]

wow

[late ingot]

The accepted term is "hobbit" man show some respect

[last holly]

Why lol

[crimson pagoda]

moid (but referring to midgets rather than men)

[elfin scarab]

did you hear the story of the dwarf who later developed gigantism

[merry bluff]

like underscore, it would seem too much like dating a child and it would just kinda be uncomfortable

[elfin scarab]

i feel offended

this is an attack

[merry bluff]

no you're talk enough

tall

[elfin scarab]

im just barely 5'4

[merry bluff]

still talk enough

EHY DOES IT KEEP AUTOCORRECTING

tall

[elfin scarab]

ehy

[merry bluff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1147276595518771240/1179154966749904959/Wolf-girls-time.mkv_20230529_161901.gif

[sterile zealot]

the good thing about being tall is that you can straight up spot when a foid is being nice to you because of your height

like gold diggers but for height

[late ingot]

https://bsky.app/profile/thestudyofwar.bsky.social/post/3mikhnxpzki2l mochi rekt

Institute for the Study of War (@thestudyofwar.bsky.social)

NEW: The Kremlin is setting conditions to imminently tighten restrictions on virtual private networks (VPNs) that allow Russians to bypass the Kremlin’s censorship measures. (1/4)

Russian Offensive Campaign Assessment, April 2, 2026: isw.pub/UkrWar040226

Bluesky · Apr 3, 2026, 12:29 AM

[last holly]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-doge-gif-24837098

[sterile zealot]

may your bloodline have a curse cast onto it

[elfin scarab]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi90IhWDTBQ

[last holly]

Nah

[merry bluff]

my family already has alcoholism

[elfin scarab]

drinking is good

always drink

[merry bluff]

i drank a strawberry acai refresher today

[cursive kelp]

I stand with GPT 6

[merry bluff]

that was my second time at storebucks

[last holly]

never drink

[cursive kelp]

I drink gasoline

[merry bluff]

also my family has abuse passed down through generations and i will be the one to break it

[last holly]

You go girl

[late ingot]

abuse injection

[sterile zealot]

do they even have beer in portugal, i would assume that they would only be capable of copying spain

[sterile zealot]

boofing abuse

[late ingot]

you will be the parent to twenty two cats and you will abuse them all

[merry bluff]

agree

always boof

always boofing

[late ingot]

And they in turn will abuse the kittens they have with various strays because you failed to neuter them

[elfin scarab]

we have shitty beer

most of us drink wine anyways

[merry bluff]

what is that in freedom units

[sterile zealot]

holy shit, actual maria reference

[late ingot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL2_tDxt6Bk good recommendation

[sterile zealot]

this is what happens when you fedpost

say no ❌ to fedposting

[elfin scarab]

classic

[merry bluff]

LMAO WHAT

where did you find that

[sterile zealot]

xitter, xitter has everything

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Asked ChatGPT for an Image of the Most Average Human on the Planet

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1saxouh/asked_chatgpt_for_an_image_of_the_most_average/

https://i.redd.it/nesgnp8e6vsg1.png
Posted by /u/Algoartist
Don't want to see more? Mods can unlink this subreddit with /reddit unlink

[merry bluff]

oh i thought it was actually about this server

[elfin scarab]

lol

[merry bluff]

/reddit unlink

[sterile zealot]

alcohol is shit anyway

[last holly]

Xitter sucks

[merry bluff]

i dont use xitter

[last holly]

/reddit unlink

[merry bluff]

agree

[elfin scarab]

no

[sterile zealot]

i think my bloodline has some sort of gene that leads to not liking alcohol

pretty much everyone in my family doesnt like alcohol

[last holly]

good. Xitter is 💩 🕳️

[elfin scarab]

poophole

[last holly]

Shithole

[elfin scarab]

poopyhole

[merry bluff]

wtf you have a family???

i thoguht you just spawned in

[late ingot]

Yeah its a waste of time, nothing of value is there anymore

[merry bluff]

wtf

[elfin scarab]

i don't go on twitter cause the only thing on my tl is racism

[sterile zealot]

fuck you

i hate this clip so much its unreal

[late ingot]

If something is on Xitter you can safely conclude it is not valuable or else it wouldn't be there

[merry bluff]

lmao

what about the other one

[last holly]

Send it again @merry bluff

[sterile zealot]

if you do im installing the plugin to hide your messages

[elfin scarab]

I sent all of these to maria

[last holly]

@merry bluff send it again

[merry bluff]

no

[last holly]

Yes

[sterile zealot]

evil

[merry bluff]

i value underscores input

[last holly]

No you don’t.

[sterile zealot]

say ✅ yes to racism

i am pro racism

[last holly]

Who tf

[sterile zealot]

you dont even speak spanish natively, you gringo

[elfin scarab]

debe ser perfecta para perfecto para mi amor

[merry bluff]

shit my dog just fell down the stairs

fuck

[elfin scarab]

I'm not racist
I like all races even the bad ones

goonin' magacock you squirt squad or cream team

[sterile zealot]

white foid speaks fluent spanish to r/chatgpt mental ward (underscore is SHOCKED)

[merry bluff]

holy soy una mamacita. quiero tu numera de telefono

[elfin scarab]

Magacock gooner, chuddy drippin', norwood 4 on the dome

[late ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/dora-gif-1089363976505797464

[last holly]

Tío, amo a mis amigos. Y mi familia, pero amo a mis amigos

[elfin scarab]

hijooooooooooo de putaaaaaaaaaaaa

[sterile zealot]

Clueless white foid orders dose of mental disorders in perfect discordese, shocks moderators and admins

[merry bluff]

agree

[sterile zealot]

puta is such a good slur, we nailed it with that one

[last holly]

disagree

[merry bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/oie-oie-eye-eye-new-meme-2026-oioi-gif-1246152839019036726

[sterile zealot]

swearing in spanish is so much more expressive than in english

its not even close

[merry bluff]

OY PUTA DU BIST SEHR DUM

[crimson pagoda]

white guy orders illegal prostitute in perfect thai, SHOCKS human traffickers!

[elfin scarab]

(ladyboy) prostitute

[sterile zealot]

in latam we abbreviate "la puta que te pario" to a single word

thats how much of haters we are

[sterile zealot]

i want to [removed by discord tos] you

[merry bluff]

ass nass in nate

[elfin scarab]

nate reference

anyone memba

I memba

[sterile zealot]

what

[stray tiger]

Mariçon

[merry bluff]

assassinate

[sterile zealot]

oh yeah, maricon is fantastic

[elfin scarab]

Maricón

[stray tiger]

Aww I fucked up my accents

[elfin scarab]

only one g

[stray tiger]

Ah well, I only hear it out loud lmao

[elfin scarab]

ççççççççççççç

[sterile zealot]

(maricon is short for f aggot, underscore speaks spanish)

calc is short for calculator, elon speaks street

[elfin scarab]

gweilo

[sterile zealot]

wtf is gweilo

[stray tiger]

Puta sounds better but maricon is super smooth

[elfin scarab]

I miss v2ray

[sterile zealot]

i think you already explained it but i forgot

[stray tiger]

Puta sounds like a slur

[elfin scarab]

white devil in cantonese

[merry bluff]

ni is short for [redacted], Marisol speaks street hood ni

[stray tiger]

It's like white ghost tho

[elfin scarab]

shut up gweilo

fucking opium dealer DEMON

[sterile zealot]

puta is only good if you spend the time drafting a really good sentence to use it in

[stray tiger]

自刎你个邋遢白鬼猪 🐽

[sterile zealot]

maricon can be devastating with much less effort required

[elfin scarab]

tu puta madre

[merry bluff]

du bist en puta

[sterile zealot]

bad grammar

rekt

[stray tiger]

My cousin just sings "chinga chinga chinga" periodically when he's playing video games

[sterile zealot]

thats just mexican slang

[stray tiger]

I like chingada

[sterile zealot]

mexican slang is trash

[sterile zealot]

nah, its shit

all the mexican slang is super cringe

[elfin scarab]

chingado

[stray tiger]

Dein Mund ist voller Scheiße, Geisterschwein

[elfin scarab]

pinche

[sterile zealot]

i dont speak hitlerese, sorry

[crimson pagoda]

american cartel rappers are funny af

[elfin scarab]

poopenfarten is my favourite german word

[merry bluff]

antibabypillen

[sterile zealot]

that is dutch you fucking moron

[stray tiger]

Tienes la boca llena de mierda, cerdo fantasma

[merry bluff]

cleanest thing in india

[elfin scarab]

ghost pig

never mention india or indians around Maria

pinche guey

[crimson pagoda]

omfg komoru

did i ever tell u

we had the one janny of r chetgtp get kicked off because of trans-on-black racism

lmfao

[sterile zealot]

god bless milei for this

[elfin scarab]

whaaaat

[merry bluff]

what does that even mean

[crimson pagoda]

troid hated bloids because bloids vocally and very obviously hate troids

[stray tiger]

Holy fuck super based

[sterile zealot]

@elfin scarab portulame abstained, fucking got rekt

[crimson pagoda]

troid hated bloids because bloids vocally and very obviously hate troids

[elfin scarab]

i still don't get what the point of this was

[merry bluff]

lmaoooo

[sterile zealot]

are there even any slurs for the portuguese

[elfin scarab]

no

[merry bluff]

no

[elfin scarab]

Portuguese people are very likeable

[crimson pagoda]

are you aware of the eigenslur

i think you might've sent me that

[sterile zealot]

yes

[sterile zealot]

i think i did lol

[stray tiger]

Portagee

[crimson pagoda]

we could use the eigenslur to derive a potent anti-portuguese slur

[stray tiger]

It's rare and not very incisive

[sterile zealot]

eigenslur would be super cool if we could map it back to text

[elfin scarab]

these are all trash

[merry bluff]

WTF @stray tiger spotted 🚨

[crimson pagoda]

dago???? idk about elsewhere but here in the US that refers to italians i think

[stray tiger]

Dago is almost all ital

[elfin scarab]

Dago originally refered to Spaniards
Then it became a slur for all southern europeans

[sterile zealot]

dumbass google thinks i want to know how to say "slur" in portuguese

[elfin scarab]

insultos

[merry bluff]

insultos

[stray tiger]

US it's almost always just ital trash for dago

[elfin scarab]

we don't have a word for "slur"
insultos just means insult (obv)

[stray tiger]

There really aren't any funny anti white slurs, they're all embarrassing

[elfin scarab]

cracka!!!!

[sterile zealot]

actually this might be true

[stray tiger]

Gwailo is alright

[sterile zealot]

i dont remember ever seeing an annoying portuguese person

[elfin scarab]

white ass mayo monkey cracker

[stray tiger]

Mayo monkey is...fine?

Yeah terrible lmao

[crimson pagoda]

the anti-white ones, u gotta default to their heritage

like specifically their heritage, not white people generally

[stray tiger]

Oh like inbred Oklahoman?

[sterile zealot]

oh yeah that is devastating

[elfin scarab]

there is a great slur for brazilians
do argentinians know what it is

[stray tiger]

Just saying someone is from Oklahoma is pretty bad

[sterile zealot]

what is it

im going to call himeko it

[elfin scarab]

macaco

[crimson pagoda]

no, like calling some american of polish descent a pollack

[merry bluff]

AHAHAHAHHAHA

MY SLEEP SCORE WAS 67

KILL ME

[sterile zealot]

i think ive only heard you say that

[sterile zealot]

i sleep like 3 hours a day and its fine

[crimson pagoda]

mfs graph-ify their entire life and then be like "wtf why am i not happy yet"

[sterile zealot]

sleep is fake bullshit

[crimson pagoda]

no it's making you retarded. you are retarded

[elfin scarab]

it means monkey

[sterile zealot]

smh i am fucking rekt

[stray tiger]

I used to live somewhere with a lot of poles and j started singing a song about how the "Pollacko bus doesn't know what lane to be in" when one was in front of me. My girlfriend thought it was really funny and only months later learned that Pollack was a potentially quite offensive slur

[merry bluff]

sharp spike down

lmao

[sterile zealot]

pastel de flango

[sterile zealot]

what do u even do that u would benefit from sleep from

u r unenmployed so just sleep late anyway, whats gonna happen

[merry bluff]

idk i sleep like 14 hours a day but only like 8 of it is actual sleep

[merry bluff]

ew i hate this remix

the original song is better

[sterile zealot]

that is deranged

[merry bluff]

i have hte original in my playlist

[sterile zealot]

i pretty much never sleep more than 6 hours

[merry bluff]

one time i slept from 11pm to 4pm one day

idek how many hours that is

17 hours

[sterile zealot]

the worst part about this is waking up super confused not even knowing what day it is

[merry bluff]

oh i never know what day it is

all my days blend together

its the same thing every day pretty much

[elfin scarab]

i go to bed very late

and I wake up at midday

[merry bluff]

sometimes i go to bed at 11pm sometimes at like 2am

[elfin scarab]

it's 3 am rn for me

[merry bluff]

wow

[elfin scarab]

probably going to bed at 5 am like usual

[merry bluff]

use me like a pillow please

[sterile zealot]

the best part about going to sleep is being able to interact with foids tomorrow

[merry bluff]

wow im flattered

[sterile zealot]

i love foids, its crazy

[sterile zealot]

i mean irl

[merry bluff]

i hate sleeping because it feels like a waste of time but then once im asleep i dont want to wake up

[sterile zealot]

internet foids are fake

[merry bluff]

stop lying you dont go outside

[elfin scarab]

i havent seen another human in 4 years

[sterile zealot]

@crimson pagoda what the fuck do you mean by this reaction

[crimson pagoda]

marioid thought you meant her

[merry bluff]

he doesnt go outside

[sterile zealot]

marioid

[merry bluff]

he did mean me and komoru

[sterile zealot]

i do

[merry bluff]

nobody here goes outside

this is common knowledge

[sterile zealot]

i dont consider you a foid

[merry bluff]

im a marioid

or a toad

toid

[crimson pagoda]

ive been reading three body problem and it's very good

they should make an american version and it's still called three body problem but it's about a guy who weighs like 550 pounds

[sterile zealot]

whats it about

[elfin scarab]

chinese aliens

[crimson pagoda]

hard sci fi book about a planet with 3 suns and an extremely irregular orbit. so the aliens living there decide to come to earth because their planet is fucking garbage

[elfin scarab]

there's a show right

actually 2

[sterile zealot]

lol lmao, imagine being some super technologically developed species and having to go to our solar system

[elfin scarab]

one chinese and one american

[sterile zealot]

fucking planetmogged

[crimson pagoda]

then it gets into the dark forest theory later

but im not there yet

[merry bluff]

our planet is probably the only one that has american chinese food

[sterile zealot]

i should figure out how to pirate this book

[merry bluff]

annasarchive

[elfin scarab]

anna's archive

[sterile zealot]

that is so based

i ❤️ file duplication over the internet

[merry bluff]

i would instantly be suspected in a police investigation because i genuinley cannot remember anything past like 2 hours before

[elfin scarab]

always pirate

[crimson pagoda]

oh yeah also the aliens harass nerds into killing themselves

[elfin scarab]

never pay for anything

[crimson pagoda]

that's another big part of the story

[sterile zealot]

lmao what

[crimson pagoda]

they can't travel faster than light but they have ftl information transfer. so they use it to harass scientists lmao

they dont want the earthoids to develop good tech while they're on their way over here

[sterile zealot]

lmao so i just calculated it and normally i sleep 5 hours and 30 minutes every day

im so rekt

[merry bluff]

this is so sad

[crimson pagoda]

imagine getting told to cope + seethe + mald over ftl information transfer by a fucking alien

i would love to harass dumbass primitive species if i had ftl information transfer

[sterile zealot]

how is ftl information travel justified typically

[crimson pagoda]

in this they talk about some quantum entanglement thing. which i guess it real-ish??? i dont really know, i remember hearing some shit on the news about it ages ago

[sterile zealot]

isnt it very much a law of physics that any kind of information is limited by the speed of light

[crimson pagoda]

entangled particles, even across vast distances show similar changes to one another

and i guess you can use this to transfer information

[sterile zealot]

According to current scientific consensus, faster-than-light (FTL) information transfer is impossible, as it would violate causality and the principles of special relativity. While quantum entanglement shows instantaneous correlations, it cannot transmit usable, organized information faster than (c) ((299,792,458\text{ m/s}))

its over

[gritty perch]

The real smart ones would just be motivated for the fact ftl communication is a possibility

[crimson pagoda]

fuck my earthchud life. i will never planetmog a primitive trisolaran

[sterile zealot]

got fucking heightmogged by a 7'5 greenfucker yesterday in front of my crush 😭 fuck my humancel life

what are some slurs for aliens

[crimson pagoda]

moid (martianoid)

[gritty perch]

Fuck my 3 dimensional chud life bruh

[sterile zealot]

all staceys wanna do nowadays is get penetrated by some 5d dick

[gritty perch]

Can't compete

[worldly loom]

I don't know if I would trust LLMs when asking them about physics, current theories will need a lot of improvement.

[crimson pagoda]

they ride the tricock carousel back here on earth and then they fuck off to a generation ship with chad never to be seen again

sure. my antennae might be short and my center eye not especially bulbous or wet. but im a good guy. i have a good personality

[merry bluff]

i would not get banged by a non earthoid hoid (human foid)

[sterile zealot]

i would definitely bang a good alienfoid

no doubt

[crimson pagoda]

no think about it

what are the odds it ends up looking even remotely similar to a human

[sterile zealot]

the axiom is that they have similar genitalia

[crimson pagoda]

in movies they're always human-ish but that's just a budget constraint

but think about life on earth

at least purely by the numbers most life on earth doesn't even have a face

[merry bluff]

yeah there is basically 0 chance they will be humanoid

[sterile zealot]

0% but that wouldnt be very interesting would it

[crimson pagoda]

of the things which do have a face, most of them have >2 eyes

[sterile zealot]

like yeah i dont wanna fuck some weird alien if they had 6 eyes and 5 heads

thats obvious though

[crimson pagoda]

i never bought into the stuff about aliens being little green men or whatever

i think anything that could come here is probably psychedelic af

something that makes you go cuckoo just looking at it

some post-singularity unimaginable horror

[sterile zealot]

100%

[wary ermine]

@crimson pagoda

https://tenor.com/view/cat-leaf-vibes-vibing-sleeping-cat-gif-17297041570420202318

[merry bluff]

aliens will not be (naturally) humanoid. if they have shape shifting tech, than maybe they will be humanoid to try to disguise or whatever, but othwerise there is a very very low chance of them being humanoid

[crimson pagoda]

if we ever discover intelligent life outside of earth the most logical thing to do is immediately kill it

destroy it

[crimson pagoda]

the one counter-argument ive heard to this

is convergent evolution

[merry bluff]

oh humanoid is the optimal form?

[crimson pagoda]

i feel like it'd probably at least be kinda animal-looking, maybe

[merry bluff]

so everything evolves into humanoid at some ponit

[wary ermine]

But I want friends

[worldly loom]

They are shaped like humans, probably because of convergent evolution.

[crimson pagoda]

not that it's optimal but that certain traits like eyes and hands are probably prerequisites to any advanced society

[merry bluff]

yeah

[worldly loom]

They determined how humans would evolve to spending a lot of time in space and the traits that would be evolved are the features of aliens.

[wary ermine]

Trentk

[crimson pagoda]

i wonder why there's like basically 0 animals with eyes not located on the head

why do none of them have like, idk, torso-eyes or limb-eyes

[merry bluff]

because its suboptimal to hunt with eyes not near your mouth/feeding area

[wary ermine]

Trentk

[merry bluff]

then it might be hard to aim

[wary ermine]

I'm depressed

[crimson pagoda]

oh true i didnt think about the mouth. i was thinking more along the lines of like, maybe having eyes on your attack-limb like near your claws might make sense

but then again ig that makes ur eyes very vulnerable

[merry bluff]

yeah

[crimson pagoda]

damn im stupid

[wary ermine]

Religion is too fake to me

I'm too unsocial for friends

[worldly loom]

Gemini says some sea creatures do.

[crimson pagoda]

you go because it's prosocial not because you literally believe it

[wary ermine]

It's not looking good

[merry bluff]

yeah if you have it near hands or claws where you grab things, that will hurt a lot

[crimson pagoda]

true, yeah like the fish that sit at the bottom waiting for stuff to swim by

[worldly loom]

Yes! The ocean is full of bizarre body plans, and many marine animals either don't have a traditional "head" at all, or they have eyes located on their extremities, shells, or tentacles.

Here are some of the most fascinating sea creatures with eyes located far away from where a head would normally be:

1. Scallops (Eyes on their "lips")

Unlike most bivalves, scallops have up to 200 bright blue eyes arranged along the edge of their mantle (the fleshy part of their body that sits right at the opening of their shell). Scallops don't really have a head, but these eyes are highly advanced. Each eye contains a tiny mirror made of guanine crystals that reflects light onto two different retinas, allowing them to see both light and dark, and quickly detect the shadows of predators like starfish.
2. Starfish / Sea Stars (Eyes at the tips of their arms)

A starfish does not have a brain or a traditional head; its mouth is underneath its central disk. However, it does have eyes! At the very tip of each arm, a starfish has a cluster of light-sensitive organs called an eyespot. If a starfish has five arms, it has five eyes located as far away from its center as physically possible. They use these to scan the ocean floor for large structures, like coral reefs, where they can find food.

[merry bluff]

scallops and starfish dont count, they are hardly animals

[wary ermine]

Creativity became a sickness when we first took our thoughts and claimed them as the truth without true understanding or awareness.

When rather than wondering of existence further, we claimed names and stories and identities for the Gods, as if we had learned of those things.

[worldly loom]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1050422061803245600/1481607190874951731/ezgif-2c58d6b2fb44305f.avif

[wary ermine]

@crimson pagoda

That is my thought on religion

[crimson pagoda]

how tf else did u expect people to explain an earthquake

yeah bronze age guy why dont u just crack open a book and learn about tectonic plates

[wary ermine]

That doesn't change that they made up stories and dictated them as reality

[merry bluff]

exactly

people still do that today

[wary ermine]

Yes, we're still lost.

[crimson pagoda]

it would be very foolish to think that everything we believe is true so what's the difference then

[merry bluff]

no amount of science can teach 100% of people. there will always be some that make up shit

[crimson pagoda]

one day a lot of the things you and i believe are true will be looked back on as utterly retarded

there's still time within living memory where this happened. ask your parents about how advertising for cigarettes used to look lol

9 out of 10 doctors recommend marlboro

[wary ermine]

The difference is religion claims to be the ultimate answer.

Beliefs that were developed at our most primitive state.

Claiming to be the peak of knowledge.

[crimson pagoda]

not even close to our most primitive state

judaism is something like, what, a bit over 2000 years old? and christianity of course is right around 2000 years old. i think islam came about in like 800 AD or something like that

by all these points we had pretty decent metallurgy, written language (albeit not a ton of literate people), a solid understanding of the movement of the stars, etc

it's way way way off from our most primitive

[wary ermine]

Religion is much older than that.

[crimson pagoda]

oh, i thought we were still talking about modern religions

my bad

[wary ermine]

All modern religions stem from the first thought of this concept.

[merry bluff]

ancient greece had the correct idea.
12 super powerful beings lived on a mountain and got people pregnant a bunch

[crimson pagoda]

i made a thread making fun of hellinism like 2 years ago on reddit and im still getting responses from teenagers in the comments, as recently as a couple days ago, fucking seething that i made fun of their retarded tiktok religion. lmao

[merry bluff]

what is hellinism

[crimson pagoda]

ppl trying to revive ancient greek religious shit as a "real" religion

[merry bluff]

oh lmao

[crimson pagoda]

it's just some retarded thing you pick when you want to have the coolest most unique religious beliefs

[wary ermine]

We cannot accept the reality that our creativity exceeds logical and rational thought.

[crimson pagoda]

just like the ppl who get obsessed with viking religions lmao

[crimson pagoda]

you should take a very high dose of a psychedelic drug

[merry bluff]

i loved reading about greek and roman and viking religions back when i was a kid but i never actually belived in any of it

[wary ermine]

In very ancient times, we created what would become language.

[crimson pagoda]

esperanto

[wary ermine]

Eventually this knowledge became twisted and distorted.

We began to claim it came from the divine.

When in truth we made it.

[wary ermine]

Why?

I have no way of knowing what it will do to me.

[crimson pagoda]

get yourself a real religious experience

[wary ermine]

My grandmother on my father's side had schizophrenia.

[crimson pagoda]

oh yeah definitely do not do that then

[worldly loom]

If Jake is lucky ther divine will visit in his dreams.

[wary ermine]

It won't.

Religion saddens me.

I cannot believe it.

How am I to lie to myself and call it enlightenment?

[wary ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-gif-11816971814746635421

It's okay

I'm normal.

(just not going to take any drugs)

[gritty perch]

The forced paranoid panopticon perspective of the average user was successful on the internet as soon as people started self censoring with shit like "unalive" to keep it G rated for the advertisers to maximize content engagement/payout

[crimson pagoda]

you have no idea how much worse it's going to get

what if trentbot but everywhere?

where it's using a classifier that's at least better than just looking for the word "kill" or "suicide"

something that at least kinda understands context

[gritty perch]

Yeah lol they are going to whip everyone into model citizens

[crimson pagoda]

😱

[gritty perch]

Whatever standards they decide will go

[crimson pagoda]

ive been saying it for years at this point but i think the internet will split in two

[gritty perch]

Same for shit like flock and ring

[crimson pagoda]

there will be the ultra-sanitized regular internet and then something akin to tor or i2p

[gritty perch]

Not just the internet but leaking into irl

Idk they already won so it doesnt matter lol

[worldly loom]

Nigga please

[gritty perch]

all the data they have been tracking and collecting for years from tech companies collected by brokers is being sold to police now used in systems like flock safety to create powerful tools in the hand of ricky the local corrupt small town sheriff to get back at his bitch ex wife Sheryl.

[stray tiger]

It didn't help me find god 😔

[cursive kelp]

😢😢😢😢

[gritty perch]

Lol they said they were going to do it too

[grave burrow]

@merry bluff drinking wine again, life is very complicated

[merry bluff]

agree

[grave burrow]

We don't control so many things. I wake up in the morning and I wish things were different, but they aren't and accepting that is very hard. It's like feeling like a failure for not being a god.

[merry bluff]

humans are insignificant in the universe

[crimson pagoda]

x wrong

i am the center of the entire universe. it exists solely for me. idiot

[merry bluff]

Ratio: Human matter represents approximately 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000005
percent of the observable universe.

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Asked ChatGPT for an Image of the Most Average Human on the Planet

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1saxouh/asked_chatgpt_for_an_image_of_the_most_average/

https://i.redd.it/nesgnp8e6vsg1.png
Posted by /u/Algoartist
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[merry bluff]

Humans are about 1 part in 10⁴² of the universe’s matter
That’s far smaller than:
A grain of sand compared to Earth
An atom compared to a human
It’s closer to nothing than anything meaningful in cosmic terms

[grave burrow]

Indeed, and that's a hard pill to swallow. I had this idea in my head of how things should be. Now I realize that it doesn't mean anything, things happen regardless of how we feel about them. It feels like I'm a slave to chain casualty, that there isn't anything to do but watch it all unfold.

[merry bluff]

agree

you are important to me

but i am not important to the universe

so are you really important?

[grave burrow]

We are not important to anything, self importance is another meaningless narrative framing. I'm much older than you, and the dissolution that comes with knowing how powerless we are against the siege of time and loss is heavy.

We can't hold on to the idea of who we are, it's an illusion and that's a real mother fucker.

[stray tiger]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/other/fbi-calls-breach-of-sensitive-agency-networks-a-major-incident/ar-AA201iMA?pc=DCTS&ei=18

[merry bluff]

wtf @stray tiger what did you do

[stray tiger]

wow that really doesn't look like me lmao

ew

[grave burrow]

Yes, I play the comparisons game with them. Why do they seem to be happier? Why do they seem so much more miserable? There seems to be no real reason for it, they are slaves to the chain of casuality just like I am. What I think doesn't matter, my actions lead to an outcome but the outcome is unpredictable and uncontrollable. Whatever story I was fed growing up was just a storym

No sense. But it keeps happening, the thoughts keep piling on one after another. The older I get, the more I see into the void, the more I realize there is nothing we can do but sink into it, and knowing that only makes the knife seem sharper

Also, wine

[stray tiger]

this sensation is caused by either too much or not enough ketamine

[worldly loom]

https://klipy.com/gifs/metal-gear-solid4-mgs4

[grave burrow]

Accurate

[wary ermine]

@vernal mantle

https://tenor.com/view/cat-leaf-vibes-vibing-sleeping-cat-gif-17297041570420202318

[elfin scarab]

I alone am real

[grave burrow]

Or I'm just a man who is taking the inevitable of change a little too personally today. I build a sand castle on the beach and then the tide comes I say, why are you so mean ocean! I'm a good man. I'm a dumb human, feeling dumb human things.

[grave burrow]

I felt like that for a long time. It took a lot to realize I'm an NPC in the background and that the void is the main character.

https://www.reddit.com/r/agi/s/RlUoylJu6c

I wonder if the video is ai

[cursive kelp]

https://youtu.be/GP2PGWG4Okk?si=L4zfiNcxdTnBYImI

[lavish vale]

Schopenhauer spent decades preaching pessimism, which gives me hope (as if I will follow through) [mobius strip of despair]

Australia sends elite troops to middle east... Trump imposes tariffs on Australia vaccines. alliances ain't what they used to be

eu jp uk get less crazy tariff... wtf

[opal sentinel]

@stark bone

If race isn't real how do black people have 19 fingers while white people have 10

[stark bone]

math just is isnt it

and u r wong 8 fingeres regard

[undone lake]

christianity has become a trend, lmao...

notice how they never keep track of who kept their "faith" in the religion

[stark bone]

thought tracking ...

okie

crazy...

just hold these tin cans in your hands while i test how much belief you have in your head

[lavish vale]

a downwards trend

[grave burrow]

Aye, 3 wine glasses in. Things are ok.

[lavish vale]

pfft booze. i have the good stuff

[opal sentinel]

@undone lake JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW JEW

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

I found Tiger Woods DUI picture from the back of a patrol car on r/AccidentalRenaissance. It reminded me of a catholic candle. lol

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1sb2rdt/i_found_tiger_woods_dui_picture_from_the_back_of/

https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1sb2rdt
Posted by /u/JamieAstraRain
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[grave burrow]

What is the good stuff?

[undone lake]

you're an indian which makes you a jew in spirit

didn't your president say that jews were the fathers of indians, or ancestors or smth

[grave burrow]

https://youtube.com/shorts/aQA30-Dv1Sk?si=DPxSip7HrLaVyfeq

[granite cipher]

have

u ever just

[granite cipher]

felt

[granite cipher]

like

HAHAHAHHA HAHA HAA HAHAH A ALAOOO OO OO O O OL

LO L O L OL O L O L OO LO OL O O L O L O LO L O L L O L O L L

L L O O L O LO O LO LO LO OL L O O LL OO L O O L L O L O O

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L L O O L O LO O LO LO LO OL L O O LL OO L O O L L O L O L

L L O O L O LO O LO LO LO OL L O O L||LOL|| L O O L L O L O L

HHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAH THE MATRIX OF (||the matrix of||)LOL

legend

https://tenor.com/view/yes-sir-snap-thats-right-correct-gif-15069421

[lavish vale]

google vids now do 10 free a month

@granite cipher

[grave burrow]

Indian Mr Bean https://youtube.com/shorts/5clf_05IguM?si=dnjIw3dRSGPd7Lld

[grave burrow]

That little concessional " I love you "

[lavish vale]

came out perfect first go

[granite cipher]

nightshade loose skooters twitching

cold inhuman axe humming

severed limbs singing

use them like cattle tonight

at the altar of bloody runoff

no cage necessary anymore

sterile, no machete used twice here

throw away the bones slowly

it reams you again inside

this horrifying reality bends

floating along the thames river backwards

what was described as expertly amputed yesterday

those orange shorts glowing

through a selection of stores in germany alone```

[lavish vale]

wtf is this

[granite cipher]

as you can imagine, it's pretty horrifying

[lavish vale]

if we're sharing ai music slop, gemini can now do 2.5 minutes

[granite cipher]

i took a bunch of cool phrases i heard during a youtube video

seeded it into chatgpt to generate lyrics

works much better

loose skooters rolling through the ruins of borrowed identity
inhuman axe swinging where mercy and machinery blur
limbs remembering the price of being attached to this world
use them like cattle when names collapse into numbers
altar of bloody runoff where consequence pools beneath desire
no cage necessary when the prison learns your voice
sterile, no machete used twice like progress pretending innocence
throw away the bones and keep the lesson nobody wanted
reams you again the cycle dressed up as fate
horrifying reality peeling back the wallpaper of the dream
floating along the thames river like evidence of a forgotten self
what was described as expertly amputed becomes holy through distance
orange shorts bright as warning signs in a deadened paradise
a selection of stores in germany selling fragments of the same hunger```

or

Loose skooters in the hallway light
Inhuman axe in the dead of night
Limbs on the altar, lined in rows
Use them like cattle, nobody knows

Sterile hands and a shutdown grin
Bloody runoff crawling thin
No cage necessary, let it breathe
A horrifying reality underneath

[Pre-Chorus]
Throw away the bones
Throw away the names
Something in the walls
Reams you again

[Chorus]
Altars and runoff
Orange shorts in the rain
Floating down the Thames
While they whisper what remains
Expertly amputated
Clean enough to sell
A selection of stores in Germany
Stocked from a private hell

[Verse 2]
No machete used twice
No fingerprints, no stain
A polished room, a vacant stare
The same sick cycle again and again

Sterile like a clinic
Rot beneath the floor
Loose skooters scraping
Outside the butcher door

[Pre-Chorus]
Throw away the bones
Throw away the proof
Horrifying reality
Breaking through the roof

[Chorus]
Altars and runoff
Orange shorts in the rain
Floating down the Thames
While they whisper what remains
Expertly amputated
Clean enough to sell
A selection of stores in Germany
Stocked from a private hell

[Bridge]
No cage
No chains
Just silence in the drain
No face
No prayer
Just meat and open air

[Final Chorus]
Altars and runoff
Inhuman axe again
Loose skooters screaming
Down the blood-black Thames
Use them like cattle
Till the whole world bends
Horrifying reality
Reams you again```

a heavily pregnant woman managed to free herself

the baby's being taken away away

AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aw yeah

lets see what suno makes

it let me use 5.5

[undone lake]

who's going to tell the indian guy that uploaded this video that mr. bean is making fun of the conservatives

[granite cipher]

holy shit

suno 5.5 is crazy

[lavish vale]

wah i have to pay for suno

[granite cipher]

i stopped paying for it

[lavish vale]

then you wont get 5.5

[granite cipher]

they just give it to me now

they said "You can have it free"

[lavish vale]

what you personally?

[granite cipher]

yes

[lavish vale]

are you on their discord?

[undone lake]

he's taking the piss

[lavish vale]

big stinking liar

[granite cipher]

ok time for scary irish music

attached to those lyrics

Loose skooters in the hallway light
Inhuman axe in the dead of night
Limbs on the altar, lined in rows
Use them like cattle, nobody knows

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ok it made it too creepy

https://suno.com/s/w1q400Xt08dxn39V

DECENT

https://suno.com/s/f8mAVD845KsMSwDV

two different versions

that's suno 5.5

i should make one with my own riff

@willow socket Throw away the bones Throw away the names Something in the walls Reams you again

thsoe be some catchy songs

surprise

[lavish vale]

lying is bad mmkay

[granite cipher]

id like to have a good albums worth of music i created just to listen to

redo all of them in suno 5.5

[granite cipher]

just the sound of them is more realistic

they got panning and soundstage down right this time i think

[proper dove]

1. Dipshit tries the classic literalist stunt—“why don’t you actually do it?”—whenever someone deploys imagery or irony. They think they’re mimicking the contempt or sarcasm that intelligent people unleash when they catch someone using absolute(ly wrong) or gleefully doing the wrong thing.
2. dipshit also deploys the “so you mean this, then” routine, pretending to draw logical conclusions the way a real analysis would. But they’re not reading context—they’re projecting their own wants and calling it deduction.

These are, presumably, the two biggest gripes stupid people have.

hmm an example i used was i came close to the butt end of a car and said to myself sorry dude ima have to eat your ass... it says "why dont you really"...
it assumes "why dont you really" is like "where are the measurements" when they say something like "i am the best"

(gotta write this down, so its mutilating to pretend it has physical measurements but its like unable to keep up with the abstractions/thermodynamics?(idiosyncracies?internal function, intertia? idk) (idk it talked about it))

-# dipshit is schizophrenia

[lavish vale]

what?

[loud girder]

alka_rino

Transcript from Groq

ahhhhhhhh

[lavish vale]

so is owl not the same person as owlgo? but they both turned up at the same time?

[grave burrow]

Bagladesh, I think he's making fun of the tories

[grave burrow]

Not that same

[undone lake]

same thing

[granite cipher]

Expertly amputated

A selection of stores in Germany

[granite cipher]

I ran out of credits. I need to get them to give me free again

This would sound better in 5.5

Suno gets much better once you start feeding it things

aw yeah son this song is the shit

thats crazy

i should start releasing the best versions of all my songs but idk how all that works yet

only songs where i actually provided audio

[grave burrow]

Release the slop

[granite cipher]

band name

[lavish vale]

this is slop summer 2026

[granite cipher]

or album name

slopwave

i coined it

genre

wont matter if the music just blows people away

[lavish vale]

you are too proud of your slop to join in us mocking your slop

[grave burrow]

Slopfest 2026

[granite cipher]

i am so good at it

i can mock slop

i have a slop mop

dont worry

im gonna get rich selling ai music

ever since i touched suno tonight, i realized i was gonna be rich

ill be the first

[lavish vale]

i dunno who SubZeroWins is but this is slopwave at its finest https://suno.com/s/TKHMtuUfwvHjLPuz

[granite cipher]

of course that is you

oh god

its rave music

LOL

[lavish vale]

its dance dance time!!!

[granite cipher]

oh shit no

imma smack you up son

[lavish vale]

i am breaking it down

[granite cipher]

go listen to some prodigy or something

add some substance to it

fuck

[lavish vale]

now i am doing the sprinkler, into the batman

[granite cipher]

add some cooler sounds to it

turn it into a mechanical sounding song

[grave burrow]

Something to keep me warm in the unemployment/ubi line after the ai takeover

Hey you are homeless, but here's this slop music

[granite cipher]

cymatics-based heater?

the homes will come with ai pre-installed

its in their best interest to keep us in them

they need to watch us

they dont have the dronepower outside yet

keep them fed

KEEP THEM FED

KEEP THEM BREAD

KEEP THEM BRED

KEEP THEM FED UP

KEEP THEM BREAD DOWN

https://tenor.com/view/shoot-computer-smash-gif-22104112

ok i will never listen to another song like that if its up to me for the rest of my life

fuck you for that

[lavish vale]

not even this one? https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=RBpLAFidPHI

[granite cipher]

nah

you touched it first

[lavish vale]

you're no good

[granite cipher]

you did something to it

no telling

probably an audio virus now

do we all get the same voices on suno

is it infinite voices?

seed?

piss

piss your face

||you stupid face fuck||

[lavish vale]

your hate cannot stop me dancing

[stark bone]

yo u stu p is f ace fu c kewl

[granite cipher]

i hate the shit in your face

get it out

SHUTUP

[stark bone]

SH U TU PISS

[granite cipher]

https://suno.com/s/AW7maFiNwcgnw7Vo

listen to my orange shorts

you fucking idiot

its gonna be u one day

this song is badass

its pretty good at evil sounding shit

[stark bone]

https://www.entercarbon.com/home play my text version while i build the bug reporting system and set up the #D world render and UI for all the placeholders in game, you fucking idiot

[granite cipher]

catbun

you cant see the "o"

idiot

whoever made that doesnt care about the "o"

god

all of these songs are gay

what the hell is wrong with me

i went crazy with ai music power

i even setup an automation to create them while i sleep using 20 different paid accounts. then get a panel of reviewer agents to analyze each song's audio and lyrics and tournament-style the entire 10,000 generated songs down to the top 10 and sell that as an album

rich

[lavish vale]

dei made me a black woman

[granite cipher]

The friction reams you again until you dissolve

[granite cipher]

that was the shittiest editing ever

[lavish vale]

i didnt do any editing

[granite cipher]

an altar of bloody runoff beneath the motherboard

your enhancements are leaking

you should probably put out that small lithium fire

[undone lake]

@lavish vale how do you communicate with qpdv?

I just can't seem to get on his frequency

[lavish vale]

he tunes in to raw narcissism and sophistry (via solipsism)

[undone lake]

don't those require some form of sentience?

[lavish vale]

i dont think he has free will to choose anything otherwise

[undone lake]

I see

he strikes me as a man fully driven by instinct

[lavish vale]

is just a performance, an online persona

[undone lake]

one that always chooses to fight when met with an adversary

[lavish vale]

we all choose our roles, some choose schizo troll

[undone lake]

you sure? he seems really into it

[undone lake]

hmm, I could try larping is a schizo but it wouldn't look natural

[granite cipher]

whatever mr zuckerberg

[lavish vale]

thats kind of the point

[granite cipher]

YOU ARE THE POINT!!!!!!!!!!!!

POINTY TINY FOREHEAD

KIRKALICIOUS

https://tenor.com/view/beepbooparmy-beep-boop-beep-boop-army-beepboop-crutchy-gif-12536158920031272571

[undone lake]

yeah this guy is NOT doing a persona

@granite cipher how old are you?

[wary ermine]

@undone lake

[lavish vale]

we all do a persona is no escaping it

[undone lake]

I act like myself

[wary ermine]

@lavish vale would you

Drink cukr

[granite cipher]

AHEHAHOHO

[wary ermine]

Coke

Coke

With

[granite cipher]

I WILL NEVER TELLOL

[undone lake]

cock?

[wary ermine]

Peanutd

[granite cipher]

LOLLELL

[wary ermine]

Peanuts

[granite cipher]

LOLLELL

[wary ermine]

Coke

[granite cipher]

LOLELLY

[wary ermine]

With peanuts

[granite cipher]

LOLELLYLALA

[wary ermine]

One moment

[granite cipher]

LOLELLYLALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LALALAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[undone lake]

omg they're having a schizo face-off @lavish vale

[granite cipher]

I TOLE U

DONT GO UP IN MY MEDICINE CABINITE

[lavish vale]

schizos love slapfighting schizos

[wary ermine]

Tgis

Thus

This

[granite cipher]

dont tell me you never felt even slightly different typing in a chatroom than talking to a person in real life and acted differentlydont tell me you never felt even slightly different typing in a chatroom than talking to a person in real life and acted differentlydont tell me you never felt even slightly different typing in a chatroom than talking to a person in real life and acted differentlydont tell me you never felt even slightly different typing in a chatroom than talking to a person in real life and acted differentlydont tell me you never felt even slightly different typing in a chatroom than talking to a person in real life and acted differently

dont tell me you never felt even slightly different typing in a chatroom than talking to a person in real life and acted differently

[wary ermine]

Hey

I can't understand

I'm tired

[granite cipher]

youre a moe-rawn

ho-lee shi-it

[wary ermine]

@lavish vale

Would you drink

Drink coke

With

[granite cipher]

drink my ||cum||

[wary ermine]

Peanuts

I saw it on twitter

[undone lake]

@wary ermine thoughts?

[granite cipher]

drink yo face

punkass

ill smash

[wary ermine]

@undone lake

[granite cipher]

i will smash things

[wary ermine]

Red

Eyes

[granite cipher]

code red

CODE RED

CODE RED

[granite cipher]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[undone lake]

@granite cipher thougts?

[wary ermine]

I don't know

[granite cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/emergency-animated-cartoon-spongebob-squarepants-siren-gif-6224023