💬off-topic

[carmine peak]

This shit just roasted tf out of me

[carmine peak]

It called me "too hollow to see"

💀

But it absolutely loves kodiak since he's pro ai

[loud girder]

Psychological report on @fervent basin, requested by @carmine peak

[carmine peak]

This shit just hates me doesn't it

[loud girder]

Psychological report on @carmine peak, requested by @pine patrol

[pine patrol]

This is super biased lmao

[pine patrol]

Do I owe you money

[carmine peak]

Sure, gimme enough for a 5090

If you do i won't surgically remove your balls

Tee hee

[carmine peak]

Bro is thinking

THINK FASTER YOU CLANKER

Bro is running on pentium 4

In the big 26

This is not windows xp lil bro

We are NOT on the Dell Dimension 4700

Or the Toshiba Sattelite A205S5843

Or the Samsung galaxy Tab 2 7.0 GTP3113

@loud girder THiNK TRENT, THINK

[crimson pagoda]

winxp was the last time that windows was good

[carmine peak]

WHAT WILL THEY HAVE IN 1000 YEARS? YOU WILL OUTLIVE THEM@loud girder

https://tenor.com/view/think-mark-invincible-omniman-gif-21416554

[carmine peak]

Id argue 7

Trent bot runs on a intel atom i stg

[pine patrol]

Just retry

[crimson pagoda]

7 was mid

[carmine peak]

Id rather belittle and harass Trentbot

Its more fun

Bro has less Ghz than my toaster

Bro forgot to eat thermal paste for breakfast

Bro forgot to buy out all the fuckin ddr5 ram so he thinking slow

[carmine peak]

Your mom was mid

She didn't even play dragon ball xenoverse 2 on ps4

So like wtf

[crimson pagoda]

wtf please read the RULES this is VERY IMPORTANT

[carmine peak]

If you don't play that game you have ABSOLUTELY no life

[crimson pagoda]

discord moderators are the most oppressed people on the planet

[carmine peak]

Free virus download????

Thats pretty hype

One time when I was younger I pushed an orphan down the stairs

He said ow

[loud girder]

Psychological report on @carmine peak, requested by @carmine peak

[late ingot]

Second after the Boervolk

[crimson pagoda]

It is the ultimate act of a loser: to spend one’s time curating a "cool" online image, only to be so hollow inside that one must outsource the task of self-reflection to an AI. You are a person who is so deeply uninteresting that you have to "spam" a bot to get it to notice you, and so insecure that you need a machine to validate your existence. You aren't the "gigachad" you post memes about; you are a lonely, attention-starved individual hiding behind a keyboard, desperate for a mirror because you have forgotten how to look at yourself.
fucking rekt

[crimson pagoda]

how are you ols how are things in britbongistan

[late ingot]

Decent, the weather has gotten warm and clear but not outright hot

[gritty perch]

Windows vista

[crimson pagoda]

ill cave your skull in

[gritty perch]

My dad had xp on his computer for way too long lmao

Like years out of support

[crimson pagoda]

relatable tbh

[late ingot]

However last night I went to the shop at like 11:30 to buy wine and got various other things, then the self checkout kept crapping out and by the time I'd finished scanning it had passed midnight and it refused to let me complete the purchase unless I took the wine off and handed it back

Very sad

Fucking prohibitionist laws

[crimson pagoda]

when the self checkout machine says "HELP IS COMING" because it thinks I stole something, because I scanned it too fast or wrong or whatever, I become homicidally angry

[carmine peak]

I'll cave your mom in, you degenerate whore

[crimson pagoda]

PLEASE WAIT AND AN EMPLOYEE WILL ARRIVE TO ASSIST YOU

[late ingot]

That happened like 20 times in one transaction

[carmine peak]

What kind of assistance? 👀

[pine patrol]

He'll be at work soon

[late ingot]

We're a more trusting culture though, or at least are where I live

We deal with criminals by completely pricing them out of living locally 🙂

[carmine peak]

@pine patrol I hope you fall down the stairs

[pine patrol]

Alright

[carmine peak]

I hope you stub your toe

And I genuinely hope when you get in your car the check engine light comes on

I wish nothing but misery and inconvenience for you

[crimson pagoda]

we're starting to get more homeless in town and as i get older i find myself more and more disgusted by them. our local economy is absolutely thriving. we have so many fake businesses, if you know what i mean. like women with rich husbands who open up a crystal shop or a store selling fucking olive oil. with each new fake business that opens i am continually more baffled by the people who somehow can't make it in a place where things are going great

get them the fuck outta here. send them to york. bus ticket NOW

[carmine peak]

Typical suburban chud

[crimson pagoda]

fr i so am

[worldly loom]

I'm not trying to be fun police or woke but it's a bad idea because saying that makes it more likely to happena and if he falls down stairs you will feel terrible. Someone said to Buddy Holly "I hope your plane crashes" then the plane did crash.

[carmine peak]

You don't get what the homeless are going through

[carmine peak]

HE HE HE HAW

[crimson pagoda]

i do, i just dont care. get them the fuck outta here. i dont wanna see them, i dont wanna smell them

[carmine peak]

THEN CLOSE YOUR NOSE DUMBASS

[worldly loom]

https://klipy.com/gifs/donkey-shouts

[carmine peak]

stop sniffing em

Ffs

[carmine peak]

I was thinking more along the lines of clash Royale but ok

[carmine peak]

Have you seen the economy

In like the last fucking 2 decades

[crimson pagoda]

yes we're doing great here

[carmine peak]

Shit is beyond cooked

[worldly loom]

America can't stop winning.

[pine patrol]

@carmine peak genuinely asking
Why

[carmine peak]

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-internally-spongebob-spongebob-scream-intensifies-gif-6589653077021924320

[carmine peak]

Why what

[pine patrol]

Why do you hate on me so much lol

[carmine peak]

Time travel shenanigans

Something you did to me 10 years ago but you haven't done it yet because its actually future you who goes back in time 10 years to do it

[worldly loom]

I fried onions and chorizo then scrambled eggs and ate it with white sourdough toast, it is amazing.

[slim coral]

Are things great though

[carmine peak]

And cause the Trent bot thing absolutely glazes you simply because you like ai

[slim coral]

Unemployment is high

[carmine peak]

SEE?

[slim coral]

Shut up boy

[carmine peak]

Bro lives in his ivory throne

[slim coral]

uhhhhhh

I don't think Trent lives in an ivory tower

[carmine peak]

Didn't ask plus stfu er

[crimson pagoda]

here? yes

[carmine peak]

Where is here

[slim coral]

Baltimore

[crimson pagoda]

we have multiple factories in town

so things are going well

[worldly loom]

That's no problem when you can Send your young men off to die for Israel.

[crimson pagoda]

ew i dont live in baltimore

[slim coral]

close enough

[carmine peak]

Definitely how that works

[slim coral]

well yea it used to be back then if you had like Ford Motor Company in your town the entire town worked for ford

[loud girder]

Psychological report on @carmine peak, requested by @carmine peak

[pine patrol]

So you're just jealous

[slim coral]

it's just you know I think these times have long passed

these days you work for subsistence wages

[crimson pagoda]

thats pretty much how my town is, everyone either works for one of the factories or they're economically downstream from people who do

[slim coral]

so after jumping all the hoops to get a job you earn a pittance

so it isn't worth it

[late ingot]

The fake business thing is because they're de facto a single income household and the woman of the house doesn't have young kids to look after, though?

Like the whole SAHM thing is way bigger in the US than elsewhere and it creates that kind of bogus economy

[worldly loom]

Do you mean they are used for money laundering or are a hobby?

[late ingot]

Giving them one way tickets is a tried and tested tactic but it just creates an end of the line phenomenon where they congregate in certain towns and cities

And they get more resistant to being moved on over time

[slim coral]

anyhow increase of homelessness isn't a poverty problem

[worldly loom]

Each time I'm wearing headphones and someone adresses me so I need to take them off and it's just begging any remaining sympathy for homeless drops by 50%

[slim coral]

it's a drug/mental illness problem

because if you're a sane man who ends up homeless you're gonna do whatever you can to get a shack in the favela, and many do

[late ingot]

Yeah in most cases

[gritty perch]

My town but with space industry/ military contracting

[late ingot]

Like lets say its 90% drugs/mental illness, 9% frictional stuff like people getting kicked out by parents and not being able to find anywhere to stay for a couple of weeks or simply not knowing what to do, and 1% of the time its actually poverty/severe housing shortage

[gritty perch]

Im pretty sure my town might be a target for adversaries lol

[cursive kelp]

🇸🇾 Dar'a Governorate · Syria
2nd April 2026 — 05:00 UTC

📡 New radio traffic coming from Dar'a Governorate · Syria 🇸🇾 shows that the protestors (OR) militants (?) intend to likely capture a hill at:
📍33.061191, 35.987778

Which would give them a good position for communications and observation, due to the altitude of the hill and the flat geographic terrain surrounding the hill.

❗️There are no official reports of movements or any combat ongoing in the region, the radio communications are active otherwise.❗️

Confidence: 🟡 Assessed • Monitoring
t.me/sigintreports

[last holly]

Fuck off

@crimson pagoda tonk do something

@crimson pagoda another one

Fuck off

[cunning nymph]

rayandutta.\_25595

Server Avatar

[gritty perch]

Damn bruh they teach them how to scam right out the womb now shits crazy

[last holly]

[wary ermine]

@gritty perch

[gritty perch]

That little mfer got 7 years experience scamming already and hes only 8

[wary ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-leaf-vibes-vibing-sleeping-cat-gif-17297041570420202318

[last holly]

10 years of experience

[mild nacelle]

Yeah he's certainly got "I clicked on a link that promised free Robux and lost my discord account" face

[pine patrol]

These spams are from hacked accounts

[violet herald]

Got an OpenClaw idea

[merry bluff]

sell AI gock??

[violet herald]

Make a polymarkets forum where lobsters write up their yes/no predictions and why, and they're awarded points for being right + having proper reasoning for being right
RL it

@loud girder

[merry bluff]

ohh 🤔

interesting

[crimson pagoda]

the latter, they're basically just a hobby

[violet herald]

But it's so complicated to imagine all the places for optimization like changing its mind due to comments from lobsters + updoots for being right versus updoots for being right at high-risk and I got 4 other things to optimize

[crimson pagoda]

I think that's part of it but I think the other part is that the housewives and housewife-ish women form a sort of separate economy, buying and selling goods and services amongst themselves with all the money really coming in from other, unrelated sources

[crimson pagoda]

i dont disagree necessarily but having lost all faith in the US government to actually address the issue properly, however it may've done that, what I would like as a second best option is to simply not be the town that's at the end of the line lol

[opal sentinel]

Hello trent how are you doing

[violet herald]

Just make repeated homelessness illegal

[crimson pagoda]

im doing well thanks, ive been reading Three Body Problem and it's very good

how're you

[late ingot]

"Put them in camps" is going to become the most popular solution if nothing is done

I think Singapore treats vagrancy as more of a mental health issue to the point that people are taken into a form of custody and rehabilitated if they are constantly sleeping rough

https://www.reddit.com/r/singapore/comments/vv641o/what_policies_does_singapore_have_that_leads_to/ifjm57u/

[crimson pagoda]

it's fucked up to say it but honestly I would not mind if this was the solution at this point. the problem is incredibly bad in almost all major american cities and the solution so far is basically just "do nothing, maybe occasionally bulldoze a camp to move them to a different part of town"
something is going to break and I think it'll be pretty soon, probably driven by economic issues relating to the war we started for no fucking reason

[late ingot]

tbh some kind of mandatory uniformed service as a penalty for repeated vagrancy MIGHT work but it would be a huge strain on the military if so

As they would require extra screaming at at basic training

And there's only so much sarge can scream before he loses his voice

[crimson pagoda]

I'll bet something like the US forest service would be great for at least some percentage of the homeless

send em out in the woods to build fire stations or some shit, where they're far away from drug supply lines and also from people who want to live unbothered

[opal sentinel]

@crimson pagoda I'm doing significantly better then before

Like a few weeks ago my life was worser

[crimson pagoda]

@opal sentinel what's the homeless situation like in india

[crimson pagoda]

im very glad to hear that

[opal sentinel]

Mentally ill people

There aren't that many homeless people anymore though

I haven't seen many since the last few years

It's usually the same one or two people I see daily

[late ingot]

Anxiety levels still lower?

[opal sentinel]

Yes

[opal sentinel]

My coristol just spikes the shit up in the morning though

[late ingot]

Foids waking you up?

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Haha Doordash support

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1sa6jrs/haha_doordash_support/

https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1sa6jrs
Posted by /u/healthiestsalad
Don't want to see more? Mods can unlink this subreddit with /reddit unlink

[opal sentinel]

I hate how this term is now going mainstream

[merry bluff]

kgfkkfdlso

[violet herald]

Taiwan is more lenient on it but it really shows at the main station

[spare knoll]

theres one homeless guy here who writes schizo-esque repeated statements on random white poster surfaces

[violet herald]

Still I'm so glad the alcoholic is never stench bombing my walk home for longer than a week

[spare knoll]

he dates them like a diary and its always something about politics or covid

and then he draws a huge penis or swastika next to it

with testicles and the tubes too

[late ingot]

lol

Yes it is bad that incel terms (and incel ideology) are becoming more mainstream

[violet herald]

Nobody says Stacey anymore

Everything just foid

Too generalized

[late ingot]

I miss "thots"

I liked that it was an acronym

[opal sentinel]

Different english slangs are still present in different parts of the world

Even if they are now uncommon in the west

[mild nacelle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tay-mixi-mixii-LsOmZP8wEW2LwLotk8

[sterile zealot]

i saved this as foids.png

[merry bluff]

true

[late ingot]

nice

[opal sentinel]

@devout moon

[worldly loom]

It's meant to do that. There are herbs that lower cortisol if it is a problem. I go for some cortisol lowering because exercise increases cortisol and lowers testosterone and the that's the limiting factor to how much you can exercise if you aren't on steroids.

[gritty perch]

Halp im lost in da woods

[merry bluff]

@crimson pagoda qwen disapproves

[elfin scarab]

Why is he getting recommended to me

[cursive kelp]

🇱🇧 Nabatieh Governorate · Lebanon
2nd April 2026 — 15:33 UTC

Hezbollah moves into further into the town of Hadatha to establish positions for radio communications, as the IDF enters the town of Rashaf.

Confidence: 🟢 High
t.me/sigintreports

🇳🇴Registrations ‌of new Tesla cars in ‌Norway ⁠rose 178% ⁠in March

It's important to note that Norway's car infrastructure is among the most electric in the world, with at least 96% of all brand new cars on the market at any given time being electric

[merry bluff]

they are pushing. I saw this commercial about him yesterday on the TV

[cursive kelp]

Once she took over she bankrupted the organization

[merry bluff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1275832347438088286/1489284851759845446/2z8xkhj.png?ex=69cfdc1a&is=69ce8a9a&hm=04dbfc1e66aff8bb5b9b807e6745ccdd1577e66fba6ab94075932def76c450d6&

GEMMA 4

[opal sentinel]

I don't think there I am not

Therefore

[crimson pagoda]

neo-nazi figures such as jeffrey epstein

lmao

[gritty perch]

Im running/ walking these trails at the park and my cardio is shit lol

[proper dove]

Schizophrenia seems to puzzle over why tweaking the probability table (p-table) never quite equates to remote control—even when it carefully weights that table and strains to generate resonance through it.

It has already explained and demonstrated this very mechanism, especially in moments when people possess greater cognitive capacity or “more brain.”

This is precisely why the whole idea of “tending right” feels so hilariously misguided. It also offers one clear gauge that nearly everyone is perpetually being “dimmer-switched.”

The underlying hope (or assumption) appears to be this: because most people simply ride the wave without strong personal intent, the adjusted p-table seems to dictate the entire course of their lives—thereby creating the illusion of remote control.

This is exactly the tactic it deploys in the pre-psychosis phase.

Each successive layer—p-table adjustment, psychosis, then full schizophrenia—serves as an enacted escalation of its control attempts, ramped up in direct proportion to how far one deviates from its asserted "reality".

Personally, reflecting at 28 or 29 years old, I saw the pattern it loves to brag about: multiple p-table dimmings beginning around ages 6–7, intensifying heavily through 3rd to 6th grade, a major intervention at 16, and then repeated interference at any lucrative idea, breakthrough, or progress toward a highly probable natural life path before age 26 (when it triggered psychosis). (Amusing side note: around 16 or 17 I instinctively built a mnemonic device to counteract those dimmings, with no idea what I was actually up against.)

[worldly loom]

Google knows your discord name.

Put pronouns in bio and you will get videos of someone crying about failing to pass.

[opal sentinel]

I mapped all the reddit nsfw subreddits I have been to within the last few weeks

[elfin scarab]

I've been getting Israeli ads too

[merry bluff]

https://girlcockx.com/GoogleDeepMind/status/2039735446628925907

Gemma 4 released
4 models, 2 of them are edge models

[worldly loom]

your own fault

[proper dove]

this is cool af

[buoyant terrace]

And I wasn’t even empty, I was at 20 percent gas left

Man I am getting fucked

[last holly]

Hi Maria

[merry bluff]

hai nort

[merry bluff]

holy fuck

[last holly]

HOLY SHIT

[last holly]

Hru?

[opal sentinel]

North

@last holly

Have you ever seen a white person before

[merry bluff]

I'm good

the issue from yesterday was resolved

and we made up

[last holly]

I’m friends with many white people

They seem to be the nicest to me.

[last holly]

But, perhaps I’m overthinking it.

[opal sentinel]

How many white people have you seen in your life

[last holly]

Many

[last holly]

Nice!

[opal sentinel]

How many black people have you seen before

[last holly]

Many

[elfin scarab]

accept my fr and you'll have another white friend

[opal sentinel]

How do you proof wether the person near you is white or black

[last holly]

What?

[merry bluff]

yes

[opal sentinel]

How do you prove wether a person next to you is white or black

[last holly]

This is very irrelevant information. I believe my brain is failing/struggling to filter it out. Something that comes with autism and adhd

[merry bluff]

LETS GO

[crimson pagoda]

PROVABLY COMPETENT

good job

[merry bluff]

lol

[last holly]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yes-sir-yayy-kataman-gif-12260883688244422951

[merry bluff]

thanks

[opal sentinel]

@last holly when you go outside what's the average skin color

[last holly]

It also does bother me, because I don’t like prejudice or bias.

[last holly]

Please stop asking me these questions, you’re making me uncomfortable.

[merry bluff]

thats literally all johnny does

he just asks racist questions

thats why i have him blocked

[opal sentinel]

I am anti racist

I cannot be racist if I believe race doesn't exist

[last holly]

Well he’s on ignore now

[merry bluff]

the assesment was so easy lol i just had to ft vgg16 on rotten vs ripe fruits

[elfin scarab]

brown

[opal sentinel]

We know all humans have brown skin

But what shade of brown

[elfin scarab]

light brown

[spare knoll]

very white with a hint of gypsy

[elfin scarab]

cigano

cigany

[opal sentinel]

White skin is impossible in humans

[elfin scarab]

gitano

[spare knoll]

cigánsky čardáš

[merry bluff]

im eating pho

[elfin scarab]

sir pls

gypsy is a slur

they are called romani

[spare knoll]

no they say gypsy all the time in my favorite tv-broadcasted media

so its fine

[slim coral]

what's up

[worldly loom]

The darkest and palest can't be called brown. I would only call my skin a type of brown if it got tanned.

[slim coral]

https://rxddit.com/r/accelerate/comments/1saljxu/breaking_tesla_has_officially_ended_production_of/

omagah

[worldly loom]

It's only just spring so I'm pale like you now.

[spare knoll]

wow

its only gonna be EY now

SEXY

[elfin scarab]

im always pale

[cursive kelp]

🇺🇸— Health officials warn that dinosaur chicken nuggets sold at Walmart may contain high levels of lead.

BIG news

[crimson pagoda]

wtf. i love dino nuggets

[cursive kelp]

Eat more

[worldly loom]

Why don't they make them out of chickens if the dinsoaurs have lead?

[proper dove]

-# what are y’all up to today?

[worldly loom]

Jamie Oliver was right.

[elfin scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/komik-gif-14211273463614358620

[proper dove]

-# I’ve no idea not a big movie buff

[elfin scarab]

WHO is this guy

[merry bluff]

the fake owl

[proper dove]

-# 🤷‍♂️

[merry bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/how-bro-felt-saying-that-gif-4176371803490991421

[stray tiger]

https://www.fsis.usda.gov/recalls-alerts/fsis-issues-public-health-alert-frozen-dinosaur-shaped-ready-eat-chicken-nuggets-due @crimson pagoda

[merry bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/alpha-gif-17882209849537708463

[merry bluff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1275818757100539917/1476802947500478566/angpig.gif

[cursive kelp]

🇪🇬🇨🇳🇮🇷 — Iran has reportedly shot down a Chinese-made Wing Loong II UAV over Shiraz.

The drone was initially misidentified by Iranian state media as a U.S. MQ-9 but is commonly used by Saudi Arabia and the UAE.

If confirmed, this would mark the first evidence of direct Gulf state involvement in operations over Iran.

@thewarreporterr

[opal sentinel]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!! MARIA A MEMBER OF THE AIPAC DISCORD SERVERS DNA HAS BEEN FOUND IN THE EPSTEIN ISLAND

[grave burrow]

So wrong

[merry bluff]

uuzozwoo

[last holly]

What

[merry bluff]

the email address of a guy that got arrested for cee pee (irl and ai)

[last holly]

oh

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Iran is winning the AI slop propaganda war

According to a new report from 404 Media, Iran is successfully using AI-generated propaganda, including viral LEGO animations and catchy rap songs, to target American audiences and critique US leadership. Meanwhile, the US administration's attempts at counter-propaganda using video game memes are largely falling flat outside of its core base.

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1sa9w01/iran_is_winning_the_ai_slop_propaganda_war/

https://www.404media.co/iran-is-winning-the-ai-slop-propaganda-war/
Posted by /u/EchoOfOppenheimer
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[slim coral]

damn why is the third one kinda bad 💀

[merry bluff]

dawg that is a lego minifigure

[slim coral]

lordz of gooning

[cursive kelp]

https://9to5google.com/2026/04/02/gemini-nano-4-android/

Wonder if there is a NPU minimum requirement to run nano 4

@merry bluff

[merry bluff]

oh i didnt know they even did 2 and 3 💀 i thought they abandoned new nano models after the first one and only made small updates

[cursive kelp]

3 launched on the 10

[merry bluff]

what app can you use to chat with it?

or none and its only the built in google routines

[cursive kelp]

You don't. It's built for developers to use in their apps

[merry bluff]

yeah thats what i thought, i applied for access forever ago but nobody let me in

[cursive kelp]

Like I think the troubleshoot in my pixel uses it

[merry bluff]

it still says my account is not supported T-T

[opal sentinel]

https://sunnah.com/bukhari:5133

[cursive kelp]

Bruh

[opal sentinel]

@spare knoll

[last holly]

Damn 😔

[fleet halo]

hey does anybody uses claude max here .

[last holly]

Nawh

[cursive kelp]

@merry bluff lol

[merry bluff]

wow

[last holly]

@slim coral

[cursive kelp]

🫃🏻🫃🏻🫃🏻

[crimson pagoda]

woah that's crazy

like it cured her blindness?

[stray tiger]

Lmao I really want a recreation or old version of that poster, i had one in my old junior high science class I think

[cursive kelp]

Honestly it's really cool seeing a localized ai model that can diagnose your phone

[crimson pagoda]

this would make me fucking seethe with rage

[merry bluff]

yeah
just wait 3 years when apple comes out with that except its just a chatgpt wrapper but all the sudden its novel and insnae

[crimson pagoda]

ive had this happen before when google briefly replaced their assistant thing w/ gemmy 2

[merry bluff]

oh the original gemminy google assistant was ass

[opal sentinel]

If I edit a screenshot of you as a joke will you file a defamation lawsuit against me

[merry bluff]

its a lot better now though

[opal sentinel]

https://x.com/i/status/2039361273645965369

narsa. (@rathor7_)

Imagine living here...😭😭😭

No wonder covid came from China.

X · Apr 1, 2026, 3:16 PM

@willow socket

[cursive kelp]

Why do the ai models gotta take up so much room

[merry bluff]

LMAO

how are they running a 7gb model on a phone

wtf

how long are the generation times?

[cursive kelp]

Like 5 to 8 seconds

[merry bluff]

how is that

OH

thats AICore total models, not just htat one

nvm

[cursive kelp]

There's more ai models

[merry bluff]

yeah

also did they abandon pixel studio?

i havent seen any new updates in forever

and it was just imagen 4 wasnt it?

[merry bluff]

lmao instagram

[cursive kelp]

Nah i think it's like once every 6 months they update it

[merry bluff]

yeah its been forever

[cursive kelp]

Honestly if they move all ai editing tools there I wouldn't complain

[merry bluff]

agree

[merry bluff]

lmao

walmart

[cursive kelp]

Yeah the screenshot size annoys me

[merry bluff]

omg i fucking hate htat

when you try to crop you have to do it twice to get it to a small size

why does it even limit you the first time

[cursive kelp]

Yep.

[slim coral]

Ooooooooh

[cursive kelp]

They lowered the size in Google photos but not studio

[merry bluff]

studio?

[slim coral]

Shame maria isn't into me

[merry bluff]

pixel studio?

[slim coral]

Maria why aren't you into me

I'm awesome

[merry bluff]

i dont really use pixel studio

[slim coral]

I'm gonna be a cute meko soon

[merry bluff]

because you hardly talk to me

[slim coral]

I don't have anything to say.

[cursive kelp]

Every time you edit a screenshot it's in studio

[stray tiger]

what is a meko

[slim coral]

I just want uooooohs

me

meko

[merry bluff]

oh ok ih avent used it in forever

[slim coral]

[stray tiger]

are u lifting weights yet or what

[slim coral]

No I'm waiting for transhumanism

💉

[cursive kelp]

Real question is who uses pixel screenshots

[merry bluff]

i use it once every few months lmao

[stray tiger]

didn't you watch the cyberpunk anime, you need to get in shape first otherwise you'll get aug psychosis

[cursive kelp]

Gemini app accesses it in personal intelligence

[merry bluff]

holoThinking

[slim coral]

Nahhhg

[cursive kelp]

Can we share

[slim coral]

Cause technology isn't that good yet

One day you'll take one of these and become a cute girl with a huge gock

[merry bluff]

where the fuck do you buy so many syringes and needles

[stray tiger]

I mean sure

[stray tiger]

Amazon

[spare knoll]

the syringe and needle store

[cursive kelp]

Meet me under the bridge nextdoor

[merry bluff]

ohhh ok that makes sense

[spare knoll]

glad i could help

[merry bluff]

zamn son

[stray tiger]

I don't live near any bridges lmao

[cursive kelp]

Oh 😢

[stray tiger]

Lol I'm out of shape actually, I haven't lifted seriously in like five months. No Bueno

[slim coral]

https://youtu.be/4Nt5GjflptQ

[merry bluff]

are you an organ donor

[cursive kelp]

Wanna share needles with us?

[slim coral]

No thanks

[stray tiger]

Owo
Yeah I think

[merry bluff]

🤤

[gritty perch]

New merch idea:
make a cool trendy anti-ring privacy advocacy streetwear and target anti surveillance crowds to sell to

Or flock safety

[knotty trail]

Am I wrong https://www.anonyway.com/board/unpopularopinion/post/cmnhrfmdr0000jg04w8xsc71s

[stray tiger]

Everyone knows this dude lmao

It's not an unpopular opinion, it's known fact

[knotty trail]

I think jerkoffs tend to think online whores earn easy money

[stray tiger]

I mean you're right, a lot of dumb people do. A lot of people just joke about it too, like it is easy money to be a streamer or ho it up if you're one of the tiny 0.1% that prints money doing it

But those are the same people who think their 5 sub YT acct will blow up like Mr Beast

[knotty trail]

you're right👍

[stray tiger]

I guess you're right that it probably is the majority of people who assume that, aka popular (albeit factually wrong) opinion. Probably not so many techy people though

@buoyant terrace https://youtu.be/yUCbPT6jORM

[gritty perch]

How accurate are smart scales/ smart watches for body fat composition. Im not trying to get into a float tank to get a professional measurement

[violet herald]

More accurate than no smart scale / smart watch, but less accurate than getting into a float tank

[proper dove]

i tried to add ray tracing and any utilization of the function pertaining to projection/reception (like predictive models)

[proper dove]

read? just throw it in a project and test

[violet herald]

Do it yourself

[proper dove]

[violet herald]

Every genius that comes in here waits for someone else to read and use their slop before they try

[proper dove]

anyway careful its a bit sensitive, will apply stuff before output, will try to learn from queries real time

[violet herald]

Make sure you get it published to AE

https://arcemergence.com

[proper dove]

🤷‍♂️ nah its still unsophisticated, just hobby. but ill have it check out that link maybe it can update its prompt

[lavish vale]

blondie got fired (proving trump is pdf)

[proper dove]

aye it found the formal version of itself and got some updates

ive one of 64 specialist and only mid, fore and hind brain dag, where i put queue, event listener, executive funciton on midbrain and then call in different steps 1-9... i honestly dont know the effect but its closer to thought and autonomouse brain function 🤔

i think its supposed to do what the dual pole does

[stray tiger]

What @violet herald said, but that's also really bad

It can be radically off base. Calipers are actually much better when done properly

@gritty perch I mean, it's bad enough that I wouldn't use it at all, personally. Pictures and visual measurements are more meaningful. The number doesn't do anything for you at all if it's 5 or 10% off with massive nonsystematic error

@pine patrol @spare knoll so either of you finish it? Cmonnn push through nerds 😎

She called it "the cutest thing anyone has ever done" or something

[opal sentinel]

Marquis have you heard of the claim that says an average person commits multiple federal felonies every day

[crimson pagoda]

it's actually just one guy who commits so many felonies every day that he pushes the average up

[opal sentinel]

You should become a police officer and deprive citizens of their liberty to be free from imprisonment

[crimson pagoda]

once they automate software development i will

[opal sentinel]

You Americans need to fucking declare war against your politicians most big tech comes from the usa and this old shitbeads are making gruesome anti privacy laws that would get to all of us one day unless they're stopped

[crimson pagoda]

peepee poopoo

[stray tiger]

Urine big trouble m8

(get it get it get it)

[surreal siren]

EU is unfazed, you need an alliance separate of US 😇

[spare knoll]

no 😔

i'm not crossword minded i just gave it a go

[stray tiger]

Cmonnn I'll help you, ask about some clues to help work backwards and break up the puzzle. You'll feel a great sense of achievement

[surreal siren]

Apple watch charger. Fake vs OEM 🤯

[stray tiger]

It's made for casuals /non-solvers

[stray tiger]

Lmao I love when the knockoff looks or is way nicer

[surreal siren]

Fake is the non-braided thick one, no regulatory markings

[stray tiger]

Ohhh yeah, the authentic looks way nicer. But I've had it happen in reverse quite a few times, where third party smokes the competition

[opal sentinel]

AMERICANS MUST DECLARE WAR ON ANTI PRIVACY

[surreal siren]

Got the stainless one refurbed watch from Amazon for dirt cheap, but then also had to buy OEM cable so it wouldn't overheat the watch while charging lol

[undone lake]

won't happen, and this goes for most of the west... our brains have been fried due to limitless consumerism

[stray tiger]

Um Xbox/pc game controllers, for instance, you can get Hall effect or TMR analog sticks that will never drift, backside and programmable buttons, fancy lights, haptic triggers, etc. for the same price as a normal controller

[undone lake]

no one cares about privacy, and the people that say they do won't even make an effort to sign a DIGITAL petition let alone go outside and protest

[stray tiger]

Oh that's weird, any USB C–C cable should be fine unless something was seriously wrong

Ummm are you using an OEM or just a normal low amp charger?

[surreal siren]

3rd party is good when it's a reputable brand. But the thing with proprietary items... No reputable brand is gonna make those usually, since they usually can't stay legal and then also beat the price

[stray tiger]

That's a C–C cable and just a normal magnetic induction charger though, far from proprietary

[opal sentinel]

So marquis how did you out of all people end up in the new mexican deserts

[surreal siren]

Pretty sure Apple watch induction charging is propertiary though, since it's a different size to everything else. You can't charge your phone with it. It also allows data transfer. As long as it isn't knockoff one

[stray tiger]

I just looked at the teardown, it's pretty trivial in design lmao. You could make this (or at least I can)

Yeah, I was annoyed you can't charge your phone with it since I got my ex-girlfriend a charging station that had a useless watch thing

[surreal siren]

The usb-c connector itself is bigger for a reason

there are chips inside 👀

[stray tiger]

Oh, that's why it's so simple

That's a really terrible idea on their part actually, super dangerous to not have integrated voltage regulation

[merry bluff]

iseeyou

youseemee

[surreal siren]

I mean the OEM cable has that pretty sure. Just not in the magnetic part itself. Which also has stronger magnets btw what allows for less heat

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Snapchat bots are everywhere 😔

is anyone experienced it like I'm? i get these bots messeges like every single day?

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1sacqp0/snapchat_bots_are_everywhere/

https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1sacqp0
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[stray tiger]

Yeah, that's what I mean, it shouldn't be an option to be able to plug in a normal C-C cable. This is the version with a wire soldered in, it also has the regulator PCB on the USB side

[merry bluff]

USBC is our saviour

[stray tiger]

This is nothing, it's one magnet / Qi disk and three wires

[stray tiger]

Apple is fucking around making non-standard shit again

[surreal siren]

wdym. There's literally no a single reputable brand other than Apple producing a cable that is officially compatible with a watch

[stray tiger]

It's "neat" to have voltage regulation in the cable, but also means you need that cable and only that cable for this purpose, missing the point entirely

[merry bluff]

apple should just die

[surreal siren]

You can get docking stations, but those are more expensive than the OEM cable and I assume are safe/good

[stray tiger]

I use a normal USB-C cable for my watch, it's in direct opposition to the EU standard to use a proprietary cable

[surreal siren]

Huh? The watch needs induction charging part which isn't part of usb-c standard

[stray tiger]

The cable is non-standard

[mild nacelle]

damn antrhopic is cooked huh

[cursive kelp]

🇺🇸⚡️ — Pam Bondi "begged" President Trump not to fire her during a tense White House confrontation, but he remained firm that her time leading the agency was over, according to Daily Mail.

[stray tiger]

This is my watch charger. No cable. I can plug it into any of my USB C cables since like almost every device, it doesn't fucking overheat because it has an regulation IC

[surreal siren]

That's irrelevant though, since there isn't just a charging head that would accept usb-c cable. If you buy this separately then it's gonna be no-name shit quality

[stray tiger]

It's absolutely not, the EU forced apple to dump their lightning cables for the exact same reason

[mild nacelle]

never met anyone who owns exactly one 3D printer. They either have none of 3+

[surreal siren]

This is different though, the watch itself does not have usb-c port

so you can't charge it with usb-c standard alone

Same for their laptops - magsafe is not usb-c

[stray tiger]

That doesn't matter, they chose to make a proprietary cable required to safely use their watch charger

There's no reason to do that unless you want to sell cables and don't want people to be able to reuse theirs

[gritty perch]

Women be like:

[surreal siren]

Manufacturers could incorporate the same safety features but this only makes sense financially with charging stations it appears. Otherwise we would see brands like baseus or anker making charging cables - they aren't

[stray tiger]

I can carry around a little puck and use any of my cables and you'd have to carry around the special proprietary cable to use it, which is exactly why the EU cracked down on lightning cables

[lavish vale]

is true, i have 3

[stray tiger]

It's not a safety feature, they just chose to put the same voltage regulation chip every device has in the cable rather than the puck

[mild nacelle]

Dom do you ever participate in conversations that aren't dreadfully boring

[lavish vale]

my most recent 3d printer is snapmaker u1, it has multitool for reasonable price, is so good

[stray tiger]

Can I cook crack rocks with this

[surreal siren]

They did but Apple got away with Magsafe for their laptops and their watches. Not entirely sure how they did it but that's the reality lol. Both of them use plugs interacting with device that can't be used on anything other

[lavish vale]

i'm fairly sure i saw crack rock as a filament yes

[stray tiger]

The magsafe thing is fine, though they really should implement that differently

[surreal siren]

Laptops could technically be charged through usb-c as well ignoring the magsafe port, but the watches obviously can't

[stray tiger]

Lmao you're not getting it, it's not the magnetic charging thing (though it'd be nice if that was Qi compatible), it's the fact they're shoving the regulator chip in the cable, not the puck, making the USB-C compatibility of the puck pointless.

I basically recreated universal magsafe by having these little magnetic things on every device with a C port

[surreal siren]

They could like include the adapter usb-c to magsafe. But in practice this would mean that you no longer get the cable included so wouldn't be a win for the customer.

I suppose both of these having usb-c end is enough for them to claim they are universal. Since you can use usb-c power adapter

[stray tiger]

I have these little adapters on all my USB C devices - laptop, portable battery, watch charger. Then a few cords with the female end that you can charge everything with

They're all 100W and data compatible too, so you can do anything you need with them

If Apple wants to make a serious ecosystem that doesn't just generate more ewaste and meets the EU intention, formally implementing this would be the way

[surreal siren]

so technically... it isn't the entire charger that's proprietary

[gritty perch]

Wtf are these modern ass zoomer ass security questions

[stray tiger]

Well is kinda is, it's the cable and the puck that are, not the adapter on the wall side though

[surreal siren]

Let me guess... None of them are made by reputable brands lol

[stray tiger]

I mean these are, that's the OEM 80W OnePlus charger. The magnetic adapters are some Chinese brand but they're fine

The watch puck is OEM

[surreal siren]

That's the thing. Those adapters are not possible safely given how Apple is making those cables

[mild nacelle]

keep out old people

[surreal siren]

you would have to have the chips in adapters, which Chinese no-name brands are totally not doing

And for reputable brands it's more trouble than it's worth

I wanted to buy a good 3rd party option too, but it's just not possible after I looked into it

you have to buy the OEM cable or commit to spending even more with charging station

OEM cable is 29EUR, charging station is like 40EUR+

[gritty perch]

Ight waiting for interactive brokers to accept my application so I can go balls deep in CLU26 futures next

[surreal siren]

so smth like this: https://www.amazon.de/-/en/Baseus-EnerFill-Wireless-Charging-Inductive-black/dp/B0DZ6HVG14/

But I don't need all that extra crap

[surreal siren]

They do not. They only want to stay compliant, minimize the cost and maximize revenue lol

knockoff chargers/adapters indirectly contribute to this by degrading the battery faster 🤷‍♂️

kys

[loud girder]

A psychological report was requested on @tulip pelican by @surreal siren, but there are not enough messages to generate a report.

[gritty perch]

https://tenor.com/view/easy-red-easy-button-red-button-gif-4642542

[spare knoll]

lmoa

[merry bluff]

GRAHH

i wish my job that I did an interview for would respond

[surreal siren]

You should try VIP rakebacks #💬general message

[merry bluff]

it's literally the easiest job on earth

just give me the mah fockin job

i did a good interview

[surreal siren]

what is it

[merry bluff]

xai

they interviewed me but never followed up

[surreal siren]

Nice, what's the position?

[merry bluff]

data creation and annotation

not even a hard job

[surreal siren]

I wouldn't say I would be proud working there, but this could certainly be a doorway into the industry

[merry bluff]

I would literally work for ice if they paid enough

I don't care about being proud of my work if I get enough money

[surreal siren]

so smth like remotasks? 🧐

[merry bluff]

I signed up for that but every time I check it says there are no tasks available

[surreal siren]

I did try them back when @granite cipher was fiercely promoting them. You can earn like tea money but not much more there lol

[merry bluff]

I don't need a ton, just enough to afford food

[surreal siren]

TELUS international AI are better, was using them as a side gig when I was looking for a job

[merry bluff]

I signed up for them too

I'm about to start scamming people if I can't find a job soon

I've been practicing my Indian accent

[surreal siren]

Hello I'm Rajesh

[merry bluff]

Hello dank you foar calling Microsof dis is Peder how may I helb you doday

[undone lake]

@opal sentinel can you tell your fellow countrymen to stop doing this crap? it's starting to pmo no joke

[undone lake]

hey peter, ik ben opzoek naar een vriendin met grote tieten. waar kan ik dit vinden?

[merry bluff]

ik spreek gen Nederlands

[undone lake]

ik ook niet

[merry bluff]

o oké

[undone lake]

taking the effort to use é when typing it is crazy

[merry bluff]

je spreek Angels?

[undone lake]

nee, ik haat de engelsen

[merry bluff]

idk fucking hoe to spell it

[undone lake]

Engels?

[granite cipher]

I ended up having to pay taxes on a few k I earned from there before they figured out I was using ai

[merry bluff]

hoe gaat het

[undone lake]

niet goed, en met jou?

[merry bluff]

ay por que

[undone lake]

je ne parle pas francais amigo

no compendro

[merry bluff]

нет?

что?

[undone lake]

da

[merry bluff]

да

[undone lake]

how do you even type in cyrillic

holy unemployed

[merry bluff]

correct

i at the mall waiting for my wife

mai waif

I'm in the Lego store

mai pardner is late

oh mai gaaa

go to stunzeed.ai for free nano banana

oh fod there's a cop

OFFICIER

[opal sentinel]

Since there is a concept that says on average humans are connected to most other humans by an average of 3 to 5 human connections how many humans do you think you are away from somebody like the zodiac killer

[undone lake]

if he's hot

please don't assault him

[merry bluff]

ok

[undone lake]

thank you

[undone lake]

you can also get it for free on the API through vertex or whatever it's called

free 300 buckeroos

[surreal siren]

They do give more tasks to US based people apparently. But it doesn't appear like it's a very good or sustainable gig either way tbh

[surreal siren]

nbp?

the basic one you can just use for free directly

[slim coral]

@crimson pagoda so I managed to get my grandma government benefits

now I'm gonna get some kickback from that which I'll promptly invest into vibe shit

[gritty perch]

Buy crude oil futures with it trust me bro

[slim coral]

I don't gamble

I don't understand how that shit works and I don't wanna get into it

besides the war will probably be over in a month anyhow

[elfin scarab]

Good job Himeko I’m so proud of you

[sterile zealot]

hes gonna waste it on some dumb bullshit since he lacks sentience

[smoky owl]

sez u

[elfin scarab]

Who the hell are you

[smoky owl]

MEE6

[slim coral]

Come on

I'm on my way to UBI

If only you understood how tough I've had it recently

[worldly loom]

Invest into companies making matrerials for sex toys. WHen robots are cheaper and sex robots are a thing those material may be in really high demand.

[sterile zealot]

why do you even want ubi, all u do is fuck mtfs

[opal sentinel]

Himeko is like a massive produced human peasent

I wish I was bisexual

I am pissing out on 50% of the human population who I could goon to

Missing

[undone lake]

not with these settings

the API is also less restricted

[worldly loom]

Basic nano banana just gives you back your reference image unaltered👎

[opal sentinel]

We all know psychopaths are extremely small portion of the population and they constantly mask but I was genuinely wondering that it would be a fascinating thought experiment to wonder what would happen if we shift the percentages from 1% to 5% or 50% I wonder how society wound behave if the percentage of psychopaths was 90% 15% 25% 99% or 100% how differently human history and culture would play out

[worldly loom]

This world could exist to answer a societal question like that for someone. I think gender divides would be terrible everywhere if more people have dated psychopaths. Pop culture heroes may be less virtuos.

[opal sentinel]

Your responses are always so autistic to my questions

[vocal bay]

do you mind if I screenshot this and use it on a regular basis?

[opal sentinel]

No I don't mind there at al use it freely

[worldly loom]

You're autistic

[spare knoll]

NEWS: Humans are taking AI's jobs 🚨

[crude zinc]

wait rilli

[opal sentinel]

https://x.com/i/status/2039539555481555201

Ellie Sleightholm (@elsleightholm)

Artemis II launch… caught in my glasses reflection

X · Apr 2, 2026, 3:04 AM

[worldly loom]

I need to see vetriloquist appear to speak out of time and switch voice.

[opal sentinel]

@stray tiger can you please read the replies of this post

I genuinely do not understand why people are hating on this women so much this seems insane because I know the comments are filled with misogynists but I am highly inexperienced regarding the psychology of this men, I know they are likely at least in their mid 20s what likely makes so many people become this hateful to other human beings theref

[granite cipher]

bonsai 1.7b is fast

[inland hill]

Soo i have benched gemma

Quantized versions are abysmal

But the normal model is very good

[granite cipher]

0.24gb

[inland hill]

Useless

99%

[granite cipher]

i can run 20 of them

or more

[coral bane]

Bonsai is extremely optimized

[granite cipher]

muaha

[inland hill]

Anything sub 600M is useless

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cat-bowtie-cute-hi-gif-500744924715907421

[granite cipher]

im using a combination of bonsai 8b, 4b, and 1.7b

in my agent system

testing now

[inland hill]

8B models offer the best balance usually

[granite cipher]

running a bunch of inference tests and other things

[inland hill]

How niche are your tasks

[granite cipher]

idk yet i just started, im hoping this is efficient for tool calling

[inland hill]

Usually q4 k m 8B is the best unless your tasks are niche

Then you can use 4b q8

[granite cipher]

ive got a memory system i built for them

it uses layers

[inland hill]

Quantization mostl, reduces performance in obscure areas

[granite cipher]

thats why im testing what it can do first

its testing a variety of tasks

on each model

to find which is best suited for each

[worldly loom]

I was strong today. I recovered from bug or something.

[granite cipher]

then i can just start giving it things to do

and have a basically free openclaw running on 8gb vram or less

i can post the benchmark result/report when im done

would probably be helpful for people to know what they can and cant do effectively

it will probably still be better to use a super cheap llm via api to orchestrate

maybe gpt-5.4-mini

[lavish vale]

bonsai is old news. all the cool kids are using gemma4 now

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Snapchat bots are everywhere 😔

is anyone experienced it like I'm? i get these bots messeges like every single day?

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1sacqp0/snapchat_bots_are_everywhere/

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[granite cipher]

even the 4b of gemma-4 is 4gb

wait thats gemma 3

there is only 26b

[worldly loom]

https://klipy.com/gifs/miyagi-bonsai

[lavish vale]

you dont need 1.7b to generate this nonsense

[granite cipher]

cant run it, f outta here

[lavish vale]

there is small version for you poor kenny
gemma4:e2b 7.2GB

and i think one of them is moe

[granite cipher]

disgusting

geti t away

[wary ermine]

It's over

[granite cipher]

i bet you can make dumb models efficient and smart with the right harness

[fervent basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jjk-higuruma-hiromi-uSoDr54W9M3uSBiTST

[inland hill]

No wqy HxH is not trolling

Literally a scene @fervent basin

[granite cipher]

bonsai all models capability bench

[lavish vale]

ofc ai;dr

[gritty perch]

God damnit @crimson pagoda sent this and i still come back and watch it sometimes shit is hilarious

[elfin scarab]

this is the best video trent has ever sent

[vocal bay]

Giraffe News

Pam Bondi has been 'fired' (reassigned?), and temporarily replaced by Trump's former criminal defense attorney.
Hegseth has asked the Army Chief of Staff to retire
The UK accuses Iran of holding the global economy hostage
White House "accidentally" uploaded Trump's easter lunch speech, which was supposed to be closed to the press. In that speech, Trump fantasized about being a king, admitted there's no money left for healthcare or childcare because of the war, and daydreams about seizing all of Iran's oil.
Chinese hackers compromised the FBI and accessed court-authorized surveillance orders.
The DOJ has concluded that Trump does not have to hand over his presidential records after leaving office.
US has lifted sanctions on Venezuela's acting president
The CDC has paused diagnostic testing for rabies and monkeypox.
A New Zealand doctor has invoiced the US Embassy for rising fuel costs.
The House GOP continues to drag out the shutdown, declining to vote on the latest proposal.

Quote of the day:

"We’re going to bring them back to the stone ages where they belong" -- Trump, regarding Iran

[gritty perch]

So fuckin stupid I hate it but love it

[vocal bay]

JD Vance's new book about converting to Catholicism has a front cover showing a Methodist church

[inland hill]

Uuuuh

CDC one

Is preeetty scary

Worst one of these ngl

What do you mean stopped testing for rabies and monkeypox

What is next measles

The flu does not exist illuminati hoax

[vocal bay]

RFKjr will assess each case based on vibes

[wary ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-leaf-vibes-vibing-sleeping-cat-gif-17297041570420202318

[vocal bay]

A DC gay bar has mocked Kristi Noem's husband with a "bimbofication kink night"

[late ingot]

When is Hegseth getting fired anyway

I feel like its inevitable that Hegseth will be fired and blamed for various things

Its so tiresome that we're still only in the 15th month out of 48 of this hellish period

[vocal bay]

A producer in Quebec has been accused of selling canned "pure maple syrup" that was secretly 50% cane sugar
Trump has reportedly threatened to blame JD Vance if Iran negotiations fall through.

[vocal bay]

Iran's Pasteur medical centre, which played a key role in combating infectious diseases, has been destroyed

[last holly]

Well that loyalty didn’t last

[vocal bay]

he did it "as a joke" but we all know how trump's jokes work

[vocal bay]

Hegseth attempted to make large investments in defense companies weeks before the war started. Perhaps he will get the boot when the war fails in some way.

[late ingot]

Trump will be angry to find he can't fire his VP

[vocal bay]

as if he's beholden to rules

[slim coral]

You're annoying but I hate to say it, you were right all along old boy

😔

[elfin scarab]

why is he annoying

[slim coral]

whole breaking news thing

having an important conversation with evander about foreskin length, bam NEWS REPORT

[vocal bay]

I've just realized, Pam Bondi could destroy the whole government out of spite now

[slim coral]

nothing ever happens

I wish the current government remained cuz the next one will be AI decel

though I guess by this point the AGI cult is all in they don't give a fuck

[last holly]

That’s right.

[slim coral]

https://youtu.be/iUW7jK19bEg

Be like this guy

He won at life

[last holly]

No

[mild nacelle]

Pam begged Trump not to fire her hehe

[stray tiger]

Happy Passover!

[mild nacelle]

uh, Im not Jewish

[stray tiger]

*weed

[stray tiger]

Dude I don't care, they're a bunch of f@gs

[last holly]

Whoa

[stray tiger]

Unhappy Passover!

[mild nacelle]

[picture of Jesus using a fire extinguisher on a menorah]

[stray tiger]

If you have a better term for a bunch of whiny incels who don't like women enjoying science, I'd love to hear it

[elfin scarab]

happy passover

https://tenor.com/view/happy-passover-chag-peach-sameach-greetings-jewish-holidays-gif-2569301440995397130

[stray tiger]

Maybe I'll make a Seder plate

[mild nacelle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/egg-blessings-april-5-kKACCTe253bYeYi8oK

[stray tiger]

I bet I've been to more Seders than anyone here

[elfin scarab]

chag peach sameach

[stray tiger]

😳 Easter
😎 Passover

[last holly]

Literally just incels

[elfin scarab]

incels are all F@GS

[stray tiger]

Do you really need a holiday celebrating how great it is to get diabetes

[stray tiger]

truth. @last holly see, I don't know if they're actually involuntarily celibate, but I can make some pretty clear value judgments

[last holly]

.-. Okay whatever floats your boat

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Haha Doordash support

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1sa6jrs/haha_doordash_support/

https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1sa6jrs
Posted by /u/healthiestsalad
Don't want to see more? Mods can unlink this subreddit with /reddit unlink

[stray tiger]

Hopefully I can float my bloat with their bloated corpses

Also how did we go to my girlfriend and I screaming about how we're all f||a&&o||ts at our 2004 Pride parade to this whiny Pride-lite

how many parades you been in @last holly

[stray tiger]

wot. Just put the same chip in the puck. Apple are the only people that do this at all

[stray tiger]

I'm pretty sure my OEM charger is way worse for my battery life given it operates at the full 80W and is painfully fast

[last holly]

Not many, why?

[stray tiger]

Eh nothing, I'm just fucking around and flexing my queer cred

Kinda dumb. I have some good pics from Vienna though

[last holly]

You know that I’m queer too right?

[elfin scarab]

you don't engage in the culture

also asexual doesn't count

you need to have a real sexuality

like gay or bi

[mild nacelle]

asexual means no sexuality so you arent queer

also I hate you and dont want you

[elfin scarab]

evander do you lob me

[mild nacelle]

no >:[

life has taken all the love I had to give

[elfin scarab]

is that you marquise

[late ingot]

Pissover

[late ingot]

I want to go to a seder 🙁

[late ingot]

agree

[stray tiger]

Noop

[elfin scarab]

i wanted marquise booba

[last holly]

Yea the fuck it does???

I forget you guys are aphobic

[elfin scarab]

it doesn't

[elfin scarab]

i'm not "aphobic" I just disagree with you

[elfin scarab]

gayrmans

[late ingot]

For some reason my caps lock is stuck ffs

[last holly]

Yes you are lol

[late ingot]

"Don't conflate your identity with mine" is not phobia

[stray tiger]

bobo

[late ingot]

Other people have a right to delineate their identity too

[gritty perch]

Theo von is a government asset

[stray tiger]

I don't think the T or similar should be in the queer umbrella at all, for instance, it's literally not a sexual orientation

[elfin scarab]

boobi

[last holly]

Aroace people are literally queer but okay

Keep living in your prejudice and dismissal

[late ingot]

Tbh I've come to agree with that position as well

You can respect people's trans identity whilst not accepting it is equivalent to being gay, lesbian or bisexual

[vocal bay]

You're a bit late to have the daily sexuality debate for me to interrupt with the news post

[undone lake]

late night schizo argument hours

[late ingot]

"Nuh uh" is not an argument

[gritty perch]

So i can just transform into a women if I had the agency to and be accepted into the locker rooms?

[elfin scarab]

can you pls bully northwest

he's being cringe again

[undone lake]

still doing the aromantic larp? surely this is just a phase you'll grow out of, right?

[gritty perch]

Brb im becoming a fuckin lesbian that sounds sweet

[late ingot]

Most do yeah

He's pretty young

[stray tiger]

It's not like the Ts are exceptionally popular in the gay community, and if it's a legitimate case of intractable gender dysphoria, then isn't it just a medical condition and/or mental health condition? You might as well put bipolar people under the umbrella

[elfin scarab]

many such cases

[late ingot]

Kind of highlights the issue with exposing teenagers to so many labels and categories and encouraging them to self-identify as stuff early in their life

[stray tiger]

Lol many lesbians are extremely hostile to trans women and similar in their spaces

[late ingot]

Like I ruminated a lot about my sexuality and identity as a teenager, concluded I was bisexual, and eventually recognised that I wasn't and I wasn't really attracted to men at all

[violet herald]

Deathly afraid of aphids

[undone lake]

his entire identity revolves around pretending to not want to fuck, if you try to challenge that you are essentially attacking who he thinks he is as a human being

[undone lake]

wasn't he 12?

[elfin scarab]

15

[undone lake]

@last holly how old are you?

[late ingot]

15

[undone lake]

no shot

I don't believe it

[elfin scarab]

he became asexual after some girl he liked rejected him

[stray tiger]

Yeah, I sort of also had the "in theory" thing. I should frame that now as "I'll suck ur eggplant if it's big enough" (but sadly, it never is 😔)

[undone lake]

HAHGAHAHA

[sterile zealot]

northwest thinks this is the most devastating comeback ever

[undone lake]

@last holly no shot this is true

[late ingot]

I had assumed he was a couple of years older and a lot of what he said/did makes more sense in the context that he said/did it in his early teens

[undone lake]

he's just trying to be funny by making up words

he doesn't mean it

[late ingot]

I do hate aphids tbf

[last holly]

It’s a real thing.

[late ingot]

Those fuckers sucking all that sap

[last holly]

Google dumbass

[undone lake]

north are you retarded?

[elfin scarab]

haschenparty

[undone lake]

genuine question

[sterile zealot]

we found that he unironically has a bmi of like 35, thats probably where the asexuality comes from

so much goyslop in his arteries that it fucks up his hormones

[late ingot]

"Google it" is not an argument

Some people have different views

[undone lake]

is there a mental disability you have that we should be aware of?

[elfin scarab]

obesity can significantly reduce libido

it all makes sense

[sterile zealot]

he says hes adhd autistic with ptsd

[elfin scarab]

then you couple it with heavy SSRI usage

[last holly]

“Different views” and you’re just erasing my identity.

[late ingot]

He said he started binge eating due to a medication he was receiving iirc

[stray tiger]

fml my libido has been kinda low and getting in shape didn't help much

[undone lake]

for me it does the opposite, it makes me wish I become a goblin reincarnated into a fantasy world that can go around and 🍇 cute elf girls

[sterile zealot]

ur identity is very good to erase

[undone lake]

ah makes sense

[late ingot]

No, I'm allowed to disagree with your labels and categories and you are still entitled to hold onto them

[undone lake]

@last holly I am so sorry, god only tests those he loves the most

[late ingot]

You have no intrinsic right to be "seen" for what you believe yourself to be

[undone lake]

that's why I know god hates me

I am not deserving of this comfortable life

[late ingot]

I'm allowed to hear "asexual" and instead interpret it as "adolescent with no interest in sexual contact with others"

[stray tiger]

Ohhh really? @last holly you never told me that, which med? Mirtazapine, quetiapine...? Still on it?

[last holly]

No?

Ive been off of it for years

[elfin scarab]

no one is trying to "erase" anything

[stray tiger]

You remember the med?

[undone lake]

north when was the last time that you went to the gym?

[sterile zealot]

here its more likely to be because of his weight rather than being a teenager

[elfin scarab]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSwV3IpNF2U

[late ingot]

idk

[last holly]

But you literally are.

[late ingot]

In any case its normal for some teenagers to not be that interested in sexual contact, society is in general over-sexualised and has created this impression that being distinterested in it or seeing it as secondary to romantic relationships is abnormal

[undone lake]

jey jey j-jey-j-jey wir singen daasss lieedd

[violet herald]

Throughout evolution reproduction is the primary behavior in evolutionary success. Lacking the drive for this is a biological failure

[stray tiger]

I'm just curious, I know a few people that got get absolutely ass-rammed by med side effects. You can prevent them too, though shitty docs don't typically even try

[elfin scarab]

Eins, zwei, drei, vier, Häschenalarm

[last holly]

https://tenor.com/view/speak-gif-9578947274896178319

[sterile zealot]

at 15 it does start to become pretty weird

[late ingot]

Not sex on its own though, mating is the driver of success

[late ingot]

Nah

Its not weird at all

[undone lake]

spiritual german

[late ingot]

My view is that there's nothing weird about his broad attitude, but the label "asexual" is premature

[stray tiger]

ah yes, this is why I mate with public toilet seats frequently hoping some lucky lady will will "take the bate"

[violet herald]

Ya I'm hedonism maxxing while IVF-pilled

[mild nacelle]

have you ever been in the basement and you hear a toilet flush upstairs? And soon you hear a little trickle of water in a pipe nearby.

That’s poop and pee

[late ingot]

I don't have a basement, I live in a flood prone area in which it would be hazardous to have one

[undone lake]

@elfin scarab north really reminds me of aero

he's also retarded

[stray tiger]

Häschen

[undone lake]

don't know man, when I was his age I didn't think so much about the idea of whether or not I am attracted to others

it's still weird

[elfin scarab]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtm3FrdjljI

[late ingot]

That's my point though

I was aware that I seemed somewhat less interested in sex itself than other people, I didn't feel the need to box myself off as "asexual"

[elfin scarab]

aero is still more annoying

[late ingot]

I just had a lower sex drive

[undone lake]

maybe he saw a tiktok video that convinced him of being something that he's not

[late ingot]

Something like that

[last holly]

Okay, that’s enough. None of you get to tell me what my identity is or isn’t.

[undone lake]

true, just thinking of him makes me want to mute him in the other server

[mild nacelle]

it’s already good elias

[late ingot]

Adolescents are exposed to a lot of harmful information that convinces them of the need to self-label

[undone lake]

well if you can't do it yourself, others will do it for you

[late ingot]

Rather than just describing outward phenomena like "I am less interested in sex than the average person"

Or "I wouldn't want to have sex with someone unless we were a proper couple"

[stray tiger]

why not, people tell me what mine is or must be all the time. One entire side of the political aisle has a gigantic hangup with it, it's why @elfin scarab is using that name

Most people don't walk around saying "I'm a straight, white, conservative man" and that's the joke, other people just paint them with that brush

[late ingot]

Being labelled constantly by others really alienated me from progressivism

[last holly]

Again. I am not discussing this further.

[undone lake]

kids love using definitive terms, the understanding and application of nuance requires actual development in the frontal cortex

[late ingot]

It felt like an invasion of privacy and just generally unpleasant

[mild nacelle]

all I need to know is if you listen to Joe Rogan.

[late ingot]

Just give them lobotomies and get it over with

Lobotomise them and let them sit and play Minecraft

We can replace Gen Alpha with AI, they are not needed

[undone lake]

indeed. it must be weird growing up in a world knowing that you will never be expected to work

[abstract dagger]

o/

[stray tiger]

Yeah I'm not a big fan at all. The mandatory pronouns which seem like a compulsory outing mechanism were also quite grating

[late ingot]

Actually fuck that, make them work menial jobs

[sterile zealot]

so stop replying then?

[late ingot]

They can play Minecraft after they finish their 12 hour shift

[undone lake]

gen alpha deserves slavery now?

[sterile zealot]

when will we enslave north

[stray tiger]

Labels become quasideterministic and beat in an identity via social pressure, which is a large reason why I have a direct ethical and health objection to a lot of labeling

[late ingot]

He wont be enslaved, he will have to step up and be a slave driver when white straight christian men are enslaved to repay their historical debts

[stray tiger]

If you say "I'm asexual" you become asexual

It doesn't matter what you actually want, you would have to "invalidate" or reinvent your own identity to just have sex

[late ingot]

And if you say "I'm ayyyysexual" you become the Fonz

[sterile zealot]

@stray tiger

you dated a 30 year old child? you sick fuck

[late ingot]

You know there are seasonal anime lately that have significantly critiqued the "labeller" archetype

Showing how people who stand back and try to assign suchness to everything are inevitably wrong and don't possess social fluency