💬off-topic

[stray tiger]

Non-idiots you mean

[grave burrow]

Hope you catch a break, move out, have a decent summer

[stray tiger]

It depends whether you're a solver or a cruciverbalist

[merry bluff]

i plan to move out by end of may
if i dont get a remote job any time between now and then, i will just apply to like starbucks or something

[stray tiger]

Different kinks outright

I just say the N word

[grave burrow]

Yeah it sounds it might be good for your mental health to get a break from your parents for a bit

[stray tiger]

Yeah, this is designed for people that don't really do crosswords

[merry bluff]

yeah lol i have a roommate set up and everything already
im ready to ditch this place

[stray tiger]

I don't know if she does... though I could make a hard clue version

[grave burrow]

Americans are crazy wanting their kids out of the house

[stray tiger]

Yeah, I want kids in my house but they're not allowed within 800 m

Badum tiiishhh

I'm an only child, so my parents definitely like having me around. If I was one of five with 15 plus grandkids like the other side of my family though, eesh

[merry bluff]

my parents hate having me around but they lie and say they love me but everything they do is trying to push me away

[stray tiger]

I would say they seem inconsistent or ambivalent

[merry bluff]

what the fuck did youtube do the the like counter

why is it skewed

?? the numbers arent aligned

[merry bluff]

is this what the aztecs gooned to?

[lavish vale]

willendorf represents the ideal woman

[vocal bay]

A new court filing claims that the bullet that struck Charlie Kirk did not match the suspect Tyler Robinson's gun

[grave burrow]

Get out

Multiple shooters

[merry bluff]

LMAOOOO

[lavish vale]

it was an AIPAC hitjob and tyler was just the fall guy

[grave burrow]

How do we have no Mexicans here

[vocal bay]

dios mio

[lavish vale]

if you were mexican would you annouce your location on an american social media platform (which server attracts the attention of enforcement)

[buoyant terrace]

https://x.com/shitpostgate/status/2038775784039657683?s=46&t=BgL0S_21496TwNtxQaqvCg

ShitpostGateway (@ShitpostGate)

X · Mar 31, 2026, 12:30 AM

[grave burrow]

I mean Mexicans living in Mexico

[lavish vale]

who is in mexico if not mexicans?

[grave burrow]

Americans, they are driving up rent princes

[lavish vale]

someone should build a wall, and get america to pay fo rit

[merry bluff]

you can't spell moral support without "oral"

[grave burrow]

You can't spell coral without oral

[merry bluff]

do your part today and give moral support!

[lavish vale]

i cant spell munted because i'm

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

This is just how my version of GPT operates, I love it

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1s870w1/this_is_just_how_my_version_of_gpt_operates_i/

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[lavish vale]

you custom prompted bland work colleague, congrats

[grave burrow]

https://www.reddit.com/r/RSAI/s/PVk22y3e19

[lavish vale]

is consuming schizo at the top of your social media pyramid? (now that the pyramid is upside down)

[grave burrow]

Yes, as a fellow schizo I like to follow the trends

[lavish vale]

there seems to be more slop artists than new slop artist personas

and i didnt expectso many ppl would schizo so easily

[grave burrow]

We live in a world in which a lot of people lack religion, a tribe, a family, or meaningful work or relationship with their own city. Ai can give meaning, a self of importance, belonging, understood so I think it's here and it's only going to grow.

Kinda like how people are just about comic book characters now, they whole persona is the con and their outfit

Perfection

[vocal bay]

isn't that trentbot?

[grave burrow]

It is

[undone lake]

https://fxtwitter.com/adxtyahq/status/2038808139492151329?s=20

aditya (@adxtyahq)

POV: you vibecode in production with Claude Code and it nuked itself
︀︀$27,000 in 23 days on a $200 plan 💀

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FxTwitter · Mar 31, 2026, 2:38 AM

okay what the flip

@abstract dagger was it you?

be honest

[grave burrow]

@undone lake you could be married to a Filipina by now if you played your cards right

[undone lake]

my seed may only be given to a 180+cm agarthan hyperborean woman

[grave burrow]

I can't argue with that

[undone lake]

also I will marry a cute racist iranian girl once israel finally decides to attack civilian infrastructure

why are the damn iranian migration streams into western europe taking so long??!!

[undone lake]

my wife...

[inland hill]

Agartha

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

This is just how my version of GPT operates, I love it

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[lethal finch]

🦉

[lethal finch]

Istenfaszatverjembele.wav

[quaint thistle]

wtf is this ad on the hindustan times lol. they changed the cursor to a toyota logo

i guess i have to update ublock...

[loud girder]

A psychological report was requested on @quaint thistle by @grave burrow, but there are not enough messages to generate a report.

[quaint thistle]

wow trentbot i thought we had something special..

its like you dont even know me..

;_;

[late ingot]

lol

I find Indian papers often have shockingly low editorial standards, if there's some fake/unsubstantiated report going around its usually Indian papers circulating it whilst other papers are cautious

Doesn't surprise me that they do weird ad placements too

[quaint thistle]

definitely yeah

the sheer volume of content they put out is massive as well

[late ingot]

Imo its optimised to the way their site visitors share the content, which I assume is high volume through Whatsapp

[quaint thistle]

whatsapp aunty army 🫡

[late ingot]

So the the title and opening line is crucial

https://old.reddit.com/r/GirlDinnerDiaries/comments/1s8e40f/got_an_abortion/ this is a lame choice of name for the female version of kitchencels

[fervent basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/JUUND-juun-d-juund-UPYQL5PQFL52HtP9YC

the scientists when they see this

[fervent basin]

ó, az isten kakasa

https://www.reddit.com/r/hungarian/comments/1iztoju/can_someone_translate_my_dads_swearing/

[slim coral]

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/paula-white-cain-tithe-appeal-israel-1789290

brendo doesnt give u these news

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

This is just how my version of GPT operates, I love it

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[fervent basin]

lol what's with this fuckin christian stuff lately in america

it's so fucked

[late ingot]

Set up your own news outlet

[spare knoll]

Resonance: Emergent Life Simulation 🚨 🌀 🧿 @elfin scarab

[late ingot]

why did prehistoric cultures love thicc women so much

[spare knoll]

because they represented prosperity

food abundance

thicccc

[late ingot]

we got so much food in our cave that my wives don't need to forage berries any longer

[slim coral]

nah

[slim coral]

I might be unemployed but I have self-respect

[surreal siren]

That's the API pricing though. Their own cost is more in the lines of electricity bill

But yeah, API pricing for Opus is insane. That's their most revenue and isolated profit (not accounting for R&D etc) generating model to date without doubt

At no point before it was possible to commit to spending so much with a single prompt. Without parallel compute

[vocal bay]

Not enough recursion

[worldly loom]

I was baited into sleeping at 8 oclock by daylight saving and I slept for 1 hour and lost my sleep pattern🤬

[slim coral]

https://fixvx.com/fried_rice/status/2038894956459290963?s=46
https://fixvx.com/baanditeagle/status/2038911188386648576?s=46

Chaofan Shou (@Fried_rice)

Claude code source code has been leaked via a map file in their npm registry!

Code: https://pub-aea8527898604c1bbb12468b1581d95e.r2.dev/src.zip

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 31, 2026, 8:23 AM

Abhishek Tiwari (@baanditeagle)

↪️ Replying to @Fried_rice

@Fried_rice All the new and hidden features

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 31, 2026, 9:28 AM

[worldly loom]

NIce.

[slim coral]

https://x.com/btibor91/status/2038920388369854775

Tibor Blaho (@btibor91)

"UNDERCOVER MODE - CRITICAL"

X · Mar 31, 2026, 10:04 AM

[worldly loom]

Fascist horse

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Straight outta Horm

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1s8dsij/straight_outta_horm/

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[inland hill]

CASINO

[surreal siren]

lmao seems like they were already trying to address some of the related issues

They are pushing to make people rely on it 100% and they can't even make this work themselves 🗿

[inland hill]

Evil anthropic

[inland hill]

LMAO

[fervent basin]

smoking cigarette with chopsticks

[stray tiger]

https://www.psypost.org/electronic-dance-music-appears-to-provide-a-mental-health-boost-for-women-over-40/

[stray tiger]

Holy fuck it's @willow socket

[gritty perch]

Chuck Norris died because he couldn't wait for GTA 6 any longer shits sad af man

[opal sentinel]

The penis and balls are 9000x more aesthetic than vagina

[gritty perch]

Its like a French tip but for asians

[opal sentinel]

Not gay just something I have noticed

[quaint thistle]

https://fixupx.com/wesbos/status/2038809936314892572

Wes Bos (@wesbos)

‼️Do not npm install or deploy anything right now
︀︀
︀︀Supply chain attack on axios 1.14.1 - even if you don’t use axios it may be a nested dep.
︀︀
︀︀Pin versions or wait until this is resolved

Quoting Maxwell (@mvxvvll)
︀
@npmjs @GHSecurityLab there is an active supply chain attack on axios@1.14.1 which pulls in a malicious package published today - plain-crypto-js@4.2.1 - someone took over a maintainer account for Axios

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FixupX · Mar 31, 2026, 2:45 AM

supply chain attacks getting so frequent these days

it feels like

[stray tiger]

Oh damn I use axios

[left dagger]

Jesus Christ, whatever happens on NPM nowadays man.

Seems like some shit's happening on NPM every other Tuesday at this point

[quaint thistle]

node pwned manager

[slim coral]

https://x.com/peterhndrsn/status/2038815762601934948

Peter Henderson (@PeterHndrsn)

From oral arguments today!

X · Mar 31, 2026, 3:08 AM

[late ingot]

idk what this is but stop reposting it if its self promotion and stop reposting if it your account got hacked, thanks 👍

[late ingot]

He will get to play it immediately after the day of resurrection, he has basically hit the fast forward button to it

GTA 7 wont be available until sometime after the apocalypse though

[late ingot]

Varies by person imo

[slim coral]

https://youtu.be/sbktXomvDf0

I finished watching these two

highly recommendable

especially the second one

https://youtu.be/jlSlbK9gcRQ

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Straight outta Horm

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1s8dsij/straight_outta_horm/

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[cursive kelp]

https://9to5google.com/2026/03/31/xiaomi-google-tv-stick-hd-2026/

That's crazy

[sterile zealot]

not even close

pussy is so aesthetic

[stray tiger]

I think it's just a thing, not sure if it's either lol

[stray tiger]

ikr. Floppy dangly dongler 👎

I mean, it's acceptable, I'm glad that at least some girls appreciate eggplant aesthetics, but if it's just a practical thing, I understand 🫡

[sterile zealot]

@vernal mantle https://itsfoss.com/news/ubuntu-26-04-minimum-ram-requirement/ LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

for fucks sake, im switching to debian or something

[stray tiger]

@vernal mantle did u cross words

[crude zinc]

watch out groyper i monitor you

[sterile zealot]

send the image again

[violet herald]

Just here to SoonPost about new Anthropic model coming prob this week

[opal sentinel]

Just say that you are a hetero

[opal sentinel]

Hetero detected

[sterile zealot]

yeah i am

[cursive kelp]

🇺🇸🤝🇸🇦❌🇮🇷 — INTERESTING: CENTCOM published a photo of a U.S. Air Force B-52 Stratofortress bomber being refueled during a combat flight in support of Operation Epic Fury on March 26.

➡️ Rerum Novarum has geolocated the image to an area northwest of Ar Rafah, east of the King Abdulaziz Royal Reserve, in eastern Saudi Arabia, and the aircraft is headed in a northwest direction.

➡️ Saudi Arabia has repeatedly stated that it has not authorized the U.S. to use its airspace for strikes on Iran, while CENTCOM's photo suggests otherwise.

📍 Coordinates via RN: 27.0477883, 46.9865168

[sterile zealot]

i filled ur fetish bingo thing and i only have 4 out of all those fetishes

im so vanilla

[sterile zealot]

you are so autistic for making this

yes its great

i love being normal

[cursive kelp]

🇺🇸🇮🇱🇦🇪🇺🇦⚡🇮🇷💥 Out Of Four Ukrainian officers who assisted Gulf countries (the US and Israel) in intercepting drones, one has been successfully assassinated, and reports suggest that another was recently killed. This leaves only two remaining officers.

🇪🇺🔋🚙 EVs just outsold petrol cars in EU for first time ever

Sales of electric vehicles (EVs) overtook standard petrol cars in the EU for the first time in December 2025, according to new figures released by industry group the European Automobile Manufacturers’ Association (ACEA).

The figures show that registrations of battery EVs – sometimes referred to as BEVs, or “pure EVs” – reached 217,898, up 51% year-on-year from December 2024, as shown in the chart below.

Meanwhile, sales of standard petrol cars in the bloc fell 19% year-on-year, from 267,834 in December 2024 to 216,492 in December 2025. (Note that this definition, from ACEA, excludes “hybrid” cars that only run on petrol, but also have a small battery.)

Overall in 2025, EVs reached 17.4% of the market share in the bloc, up from 13.6% the previous year.

According to ACEA, 1,880,370 new battery-electric cars were registered last year, with the four biggest markets – Germany (+43.2%), the Netherlands (+18.1%), Belgium (+12.6%), and France (+12.5%) – accounting for 62% of registrations.

🔗 https://www.carbonbrief.org/analysis-evs-just-outsold-petrol-cars-in-eu-for-first-time-ever/

🚢 Asian traders are outbidding European traders on fuel

Several tankers carrying diesel from the US to Europe have changed course mid-Atlantic.

The Aliai, Minerva Vaso and Grand Ace6 all loaded in the US and were initially bound for Europe, with destinations including Amsterdam and Gibraltar.

Their routes have since shifted. The Grand Ace6 is now signaling Lomé in Togo, while the Minerva Vaso is listed “for orders,” indicating no fixed destination as traders wait for better pricing. The Aliai has also diverted southeast, away from its original European route.

The Atlantic is now a “floating market" and with less ships arriving in European ports, the risk of fuel shortages across the EU increases.

[quaint thistle]

didn't Saudi already agree to let US use King Fahd base?

I guess maybe they havent confirmed it publically

[cursive kelp]

The IRGC took out a warehouse of Ukrainian anti-drone gear in Dubai, claiming there were 21 Ukrainians inside. They suggested the Ukrainians might have died, but Kyiv quickly denied it.

[fervent basin]

lol zucc wants you to wear these out n about

oblivious to the camera aspect completely

[cursive kelp]

https://youtube.com/shorts/izxMeinxwfM?si=vs6krAUihBaRoOoy

[fervent basin]

trump: the best president for pushing electric cars

https://tenor.com/view/you-have-to-use-your-brain-charles-severance-dr-chuck-free-code-camp-you-must-utilise-your-brain-gif-22479598

[spare knoll]

why are you fine with 🐓 vore but not regular vore

doesnt one go into the other

[sterile zealot]

i dont even get vore

you have to be truly fucked in the head to not be disgusted at vore

[cursive kelp]

🇲🇽 Drone operator of Dos Aguas of the CJNG, operating in Michoacán

[stray tiger]

I dunno, the fact it's oddly common makes me think there's some kind of evolutionary psychology there

[fervent basin]

are those autoguns

sentry guns

[sterile zealot]

"oddly common" is your sample people from this server

[stray tiger]

A lot of kinks are just getting wires crossed, but that one is pretty specific for something you can't physically do

[fervent basin]

why is the sentry drone guy just like standing out in the open lol

[cursive kelp]

🇮🇷❌🇺🇸 — NEW: The IRGC says it will retaliate for the various assassinations by targeting "espionage companies" linked to the United States.

➡️ The statement urged employees to evacuate such workplaces and advised nearby residents within a one-kilometer radius to move to safer areas.

➡️ It listed firms including Cisco, HP, Intel, Oracle, Microsoft, Apple, Google, Meta, IBM, Dell, Nvidia, JPMorgan Chase, Tesla, General Electric, and Boeing.

These companies should expect the destruction of their relevant units from 8 PM Tehran time on Wednesday, April 1, for each assassination in Iran.

NOOOOOO

[fervent basin]

that seems ridiculously stupid

[cursive kelp]

MY FUCKING AI

@loud girder do something 😭😭😭

@loud girder

@loud girder

@loud girder

Wait what if we nukes the data center trentbot resides in 🤔🤔🤔

@crimson pagoda can I get an address

[stray tiger]

I mean I do write crosswords, I have to imagine she'd appreciate someone spending time on it

[stray tiger]

Also, we already like each other, it's not like I'm handing this to some stranger and just hiding in a corner

[granite cipher]

Tiny penis

[stray tiger]

It's pretty good sized, from the feedback I've gotten

[rain fractal]

What's the point of this

[stray tiger]

@cursive kelp use your words

[spare knoll]

👉 👈

👉 👈

[stray tiger]

I don't have much interest/kink surrounding things I can't physically do or don't want to do, I really don't see the point

I filled it out based on stuff I've been involved in on one side or the other, though

It seems like a lifetime of chasing a dragon that doesn't exist, sometimes literally lmao. But you do really wonder where some of these come from

[spare knoll]

one day 🐉

[stray tiger]

Puff my beloved 😔

[spare knoll]

he looks mildly high

[stray tiger]

my boy is baked as a mf

[granite cipher]

Penis tiny

❤️🚬

[rain fractal]

The picture you sent

[rain fractal]

Yeah, this

[granite cipher]

It's the story of my life

Enjoy bitch

[rain fractal]

Who tf u calling bitch

U good?

[granite cipher]

Yo momma

Cunt

🐢

[rain fractal]

Kids always

[granite cipher]

You are a turtle

I'm not a turtle

[granite cipher]

I love you

I want to have sex with you

Please

No momo

I just want one last touch

Before the singularity

I need it

What I say is true

I never lie!

Some of us will live forever

Most will die

Rekt

[round lion]

Has anyone seen a funny social media glitch when text doesn't come out right?
So after posting a status update or a caption for a photo/video it came out in ancient Chinese symbols or strange coding where letters are of a foreign language?
What happens when you translate that to English?

[granite cipher]

No u

[wary ermine]

@stray tiger

Friend

I'm depressed

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

An excellent parody movie poster

Can you create a parody of this movie poster? (it was from the Monty Python movie “the secret policeman‘s ball“) The new title will be “the pedophile president’s ballroom”. And the pictures should be replaced by Trump and his cabinet members.

The result here just seems remarkable given how brief my request was.

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1s8m28a/an_excellent_parody_movie_poster/

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[stray tiger]

What's up?

[wary ermine]

The sky

No

I just realized I'm wasting my life

[stray tiger]

You said that before, most people are most of the time though. Make baby steps toward something you're legitimately interested in long term

[opal sentinel]

https://x.com/i/status/2038935181348811173

Morbid Knowledge (@MorbidKnowledge)

German doctor quits her life to marry a man she met on Roblox.

Muhammad Akmal, a 22-year-old from a rural village in Mandi Bahauddin, Pakistan, met Dr. Selma, a 26-year-old German-Bosnian doctor, while playing the online game Roblox.

After five months of conversation, he

X · Mar 31, 2026, 11:03 AM

[stray tiger]

I found it very valuable to get into lifting, controlling my diet and improving my body. It's somewhat arbitrary but you have measurable outcomes and clear targets

[spare knoll]

is this your life goal

[opal sentinel]

No

I want to marry a iraqi women

[spare knoll]

follow your dreams

get on that roblox grind

find out which Roblox™ Experiences™ Iraqi people play the most

[opal sentinel]

Jihadi simulator 2.0 is a very popular game for iraqis

[spare knoll]

well what are you waiting for

those hashtags arent gonna appear in chat by themselves

[opal sentinel]

The Indian deep state will arrest me if I play that

I need to first immigrante to london then I can be safe

[spare knoll]

weak

[granite cipher]

Stop fucking up the chat idiot

Jesus

[elfin scarab]

CHATTING

[granite cipher]

Why are you all so this

[elfin scarab]

chatting

[granite cipher]

THIS

SEE

[elfin scarab]

chatting

[granite cipher]

YOUR EVUL

[elfin scarab]

i'm chatting

[granite cipher]

IT'S THE EVULUTION OF INSANITY

[elfin scarab]

chatting

[granite cipher]

🥯

[opal sentinel]

I was a child once

Now I am grown up

[granite cipher]

You will die

[elfin scarab]

im filling your bagel with cream

chatting

[wary ermine]

The what?

[wary ermine]

So then the male has not yet returned?

[granite cipher]

Still weird as hell.

[wary ermine]

It's alright if you love me

It's alright if you don't

I'm not afraid of you rotting away honey I get the feeling you won't

[wary ermine]

It's alright

[opal sentinel]

Jake I need help from you I'm in danger

I have just been arrested in France by the French police for espionage related charges

[wary ermine]

It's alright

[wary ermine]

What are you even doing?

[granite cipher]

I'm writing reality

[wary ermine]

I'm just quoting anime and Tom Petty

[granite cipher]

As always

I have to keep writing

I gotta keep up

Time moves fast

But it's getting slower

Is gonna ok

[elfin scarab]

catting

[abstract dagger]

hey komoru hru

[elfin scarab]

chatting

[abstract dagger]

aura

i have another sinus infection

i wish i was drad

dead

[opal sentinel]

I want to kill myself

[sterile zealot]

wtf does that mean

[elfin scarab]

Jake doesn't know how to communicate like a normal human

[opal sentinel]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS! Recent archaeological and reconstruction discoveries by the Race Science Society of New Templars of Kansas, United States have uncovered a fascinating discovery. As we all expected, the ancient civilizational architectures of India, Egypt, Mexico, and Rome were actually found to be made by white American men. For hundreds of years, the globalist elites have made lies that these civilizations belonged to brown people, but now we have shattered that lie, claims Richard Mueller, head of the Race Science Department. If this is true, this is indeed a fascinating discovery.

[elfin scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/chiikawa-hachiware-usagi-power-gif-10522186017110445411

[abstract dagger]

me too

[abstract dagger]

chiikwaw

[slim coral]

https://youtu.be/qwzdJQjoVKs

A month has passed since the conflict ended

[cursive kelp]

🇬🇧⚡️ — NEW: UK's Home Office:
Police time will no longer be wasted investigating legal social media posts, freeing up officers to patrol the streets and tackle real crime.

By scrapping Non‑Crime Hate Incidents, we are balancing the protection of vulnerable communities while respecting free speech.

Over recent years, guidance has failed to keep pace with the digital age and has led to officers being called out to people’s homes over insults and routine arguments.

New measures announced today, will introduce a new system that will prevent police from recording lawful free speech.

@late ingot

[merry bluff]

HOLY SHIT

[opal sentinel]

@glass raft

[sterile zealot]

do you like elon musk now

[lethal finch]

How do you pronounce that as?
F Mac or famac?

[stray tiger]

F||aq||

[lethal finch]

Indian speed

[stray tiger]

I call him slurs in my head but I otherwise always used eff-mack

[lethal finch]

I mean … are you offering ?

[worldly loom]

You said you were part mongoloid.

[lethal finch]

😩

[stray tiger]

An faq? Sure, I answer questions constantly

[worldly loom]

Marquis is a human llm

[stray tiger]

Then look for more to answer once that's done

[lethal finch]

And that’s pretty rare

[opal sentinel]

This is ishowindian

It's not me

[lethal finch]

Hey CoMarquis, Whats rhe weather like on the South Pole of the moon ?

[worldly loom]

Great question!

[lethal finch]

Here is your answer no fluff just straight facts, as you’ve asked …

[stray tiger]

Lol, I mean I'm a polymath, but I also have massive knowledge blindspots. And don't memorize numbers lmao

My schoolmates used to call me a human Wikipedia for all the weird snippets

[lethal finch]

Are you sure you’re not just autistic ?

[elfin scarab]

he is

[lethal finch]

Good.

[stray tiger]

I doubt it, my last girlfriend was though and it was nice

[worldly loom]

Lifes full of possibilities and also, there's things we don't do because of consequences whch wouldn't apply if dying. Don't waste your life please.

[stray tiger]

If I do online dating I'm looking for aspies

[lethal finch]

Holy shit thats diabolical

[elfin scarab]

you are

I'm diagnosing you right now

[lethal finch]

https://youtu.be/PpUlXDRayvQ?is=gbsqomAdaxKg1aYi frfr

[stray tiger]

I don't have any of the symptoms to a clinical degree tho

[lethal finch]

Autistic isnt an on and off toggle tho

It’s called a spectrum for a reason

[stray tiger]

Have you seen the little starburst chart?

[elfin scarab]

take one of those online tests

[lethal finch]

No

[stray tiger]

There's a few different takes on this, it's a bit reductive and more targeted to kids but it's a good way to think about it

[lethal finch]

Hey man fuck you

[stray tiger]

I don't hit a single criterion except for the some of the sensory ones, lmao

[lethal finch]

This is everything wrong with me in a nutshell

[stray tiger]

Man I really need to stop doing that huh

Ummm see if you can find the other one, or I'll look briefly too. It has a few categories flipped out for others

[lethal finch]

Bruh no way Im autistic too

[merry bluff]

no but I like money

[lethal finch]

Hey M

ggs on the interview thingy

[merry bluff]

hey uil

thanks

[stray tiger]

This one is alright

[lethal finch]

uil! Ja , gedaan

[merry bluff]

yess

[merry bluff]

wtf autism is gay now

[lethal finch]

Gezellige uiltje

[elfin scarab]

those online tests is what made me seek a real diagnosis

[lethal finch]

Godverdomme

[last holly]

Attention Deficit Disorder?

[stray tiger]

I wouldn't take the diagnoses too seriously, it's more useful to look at symptomatology and effective Tx

[elfin scarab]

ongezellig

no me mires con esos ojos

[lethal finch]

Ben je spreekt Nederlands?

[elfin scarab]

besprakt

[lethal finch]

Goed zo

[elfin scarab]

gekoloniseerd

[lethal finch]

Moi

[last holly]

Oh wait that’s outdated

[elfin scarab]

what

[lethal finch]

ADD - A Dicking Down

👍

[stray tiger]

According to the song her Ass got Da Dump

[last holly]

Attention Deficit Disorder is an outdated term for ADHD

[last holly]

@vernal mantle

[merry bluff]

ik spreek een beitje Nederlands

[elfin scarab]

ADHD is fake anyways

[stray tiger]

Lmao that song is fucking great

[elfin scarab]

99% of people with adhd got misdiagnosed

[merry bluff]

I have AGG

[lethal finch]

I have CPTSD uwu cuz I’m cute

[elfin scarab]

i have

a million things

[stray tiger]

I preferred it, less confusing to the lay public

[last holly]

Hi Maria

Also what is that

[lethal finch]

And none of them is a hoe

[elfin scarab]

@merry bluff Minker is begging for the Mariussy

[lethal finch]

Literally omniman pfp

[hoary ravine]

buy sol

[lethal finch]

I’ll buy your soul

[last holly]

@merry bluff you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing

[slim coral]

#LandBack

[elfin scarab]

Minker is a gay british bodybuilder looking for a bf

[hoary ravine]

you can’t afford it

[elfin scarab]

Are you up for the task

[lethal finch]

Ok 17 hundred USD

[merry bluff]

a giant gock

[merry bluff]

what server

[hoary ravine]

🤣 what

[merry bluff]

what

[elfin scarab]

Singularity Homeland

[merry bluff]

oh ok re invite me

[lethal finch]

Wait this isnt fair

Damn

I even got my hair done and everything this Monday i didn’t even go out

[elfin scarab]

bedankt

[lethal finch]

Im going to take out my frustrations on you

[hoary ravine]

don’t be gay

[lethal finch]

Say something, anything

Let me just talk shit

[hoary ravine]

meow

[lethal finch]

…thats

[hoary ravine]

hot

i know

thank u

[lethal finch]

Cute

You think u smooth huh ?

[stray tiger]

I'm redying my hair tonight to make a good impression in case the girl I have eyes for is there, though she clearly didn't mind the grays too much

[hoary ravine]

so can i ask you a question

[lethal finch]

Sure

[hoary ravine]

what’s the color of your nipples

[hoary ravine]

yea cuz she’s gonna fkn love a man with blue hair

[elfin scarab]

lewd

[lethal finch]

I don’t know what to call it pinkish skin colorish like rose and a bit redder ig

[stray tiger]

brown, numbnuts, and she might

[hoary ravine]

stop being a retard and keep your natural hair color and be a man about it and go talk to her

talking about she might be there this thay

[elfin scarab]

who is monarch

[hoary ravine]

text her and tell her how u feel

[hoary ravine]

so they are tender

[lethal finch]

AYO

[hoary ravine]

dad

[elfin scarab]

bro

Mine are brown

[hoary ravine]

ew

[opal sentinel]

My nipple color is pink

[lethal finch]

Im gay bro

[hoary ravine]

i mean aw

[elfin scarab]

wtf

[stray tiger]

You haven't been paying attention;we both like each other, I just don't know how tf to contact here

[lethal finch]

I am a man

[last holly]

Oh

[lethal finch]

For now

[hoary ravine]

i meant aw

[last holly]

What

[grave burrow]

For now

[lethal finch]

🤫

[hoary ravine]

bro message her ? email her ?
call her ? in big 2026 you don’t know how to contact her ?

i ain’t asking you to send her a fkn pigeon

[elfin scarab]

are you ransing

[last holly]

You have the opportunity to do the funniest thing

[hoary ravine]

or climb up to her window playing justin Bieber

[elfin scarab]

transing*

[merry bluff]

what is it

[lethal finch]

Thinking about it

[stray tiger]

Oh okay, mind telling me her number or email then

[hoary ravine]

she’ll tell you

go ask her

[elfin scarab]

Mark Quis

[lethal finch]

It’s a lot of work tho

And Im lazy

[elfin scarab]

how old are you

[hoary ravine]

asking her for her number ?

[elfin scarab]

you're probably too old for transing

[stray tiger]

Right, when I hopefully see her, assuming she's at the place I met her last week

You have brain damage

[hoary ravine]

what’s transient

[lethal finch]

Fair enough

I won’t then

[hoary ravine]

yea but don’t be weird be yourself

[elfin scarab]

Marquis Marcus

[grave burrow]

Is it about age or money

[elfin scarab]

los dos

[hoary ravine]

how old are you mar qwas V

[grave burrow]

With money it's never too late

[hoary ravine]

?

[stray tiger]

I wrote a crossword puzzle for her with my name and number on it

[lethal finch]

… it’s fucked this

[hoary ravine]

what the fuck

[stray tiger]

That is being myself, don't like it then get bent nibba

[hoary ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/annoyed-face-gif-25409193

[lethal finch]

Damn @elfin scarab thanks for ruining my day

[hoary ravine]

“get bent “

[elfin scarab]

bent nibba 🫦

[hoary ravine]

alr bro

[lethal finch]

I hope you step on a bunch of Lego’s barefoot

[elfin scarab]

Porque

[lethal finch]

What do you mean why ?

[hoary ravine]

i’ll drag your balls across the Sahara dessert

[hoary ravine]

someone is multi bilingual

[stray tiger]

Who on earth would possibly dislike someone they like making something for them

[hoary ravine]

cuz that’s not what girls like

how old r you

[stray tiger]

@grave burrow heres the puzzle, though I made some changes since

[lethal finch]

I’ll literally tie you a Tō chair and cut small lacerations all over your body a half a centimetre deep and stuff different kind of things in there like burning coal , hot zinc, oil, cacti, lemon, capsaicin

[elfin scarab]

How did I ruin your day

[elfin scarab]

Tō 🇯🇵

[hoary ravine]

bro you should be directing porn

[stray tiger]

That's not what dumb girls like perhaps, she's not dumb

[hoary ravine]

how old are you

[lethal finch]

#💬off-topic message

[elfin scarab]

40

[stray tiger]

Definitely older than you

Both her and I are in our 30s

[elfin scarab]

@lethal finch read some omegaverse fics to forget about it

[lethal finch]

Komoru is 32 , cougar milf living in the Canary Islands

[hoary ravine]

no you fkn ain’t

[stray tiger]

But making something is something I would have done at any point in my life from elementary school on

[hoary ravine]

you’re 30 and fkn scared to talk to a girl and making her a fkn word puzzle

[lethal finch]

Fuck you

……

[stray tiger]

You have brain damage, we've been talking every single time we met

[elfin scarab]

Marcus has more game than you

[lethal finch]

And here you can see the incel talking shit to a normal guy

https://tenor.com/view/nat-geo-national-geographic-intro-gif-20537502

[grave burrow]

Bold

[elfin scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/meowls-owl-cats-gif-5953995

real in 2035

[lethal finch]

Meowl

[grave burrow]

Ai will take that job

[stray tiger]

I wouldn't have if I didn't have it on good authority she liked me already, especially with a few suggestive clues

[hoary ravine]

and still no number no nothing

[grave burrow]

Well then, not bold.

[hoary ravine]

and you’re ?

[hoary ravine]

pls dont

[elfin scarab]

komoru

[stray tiger]

Yeah lol I guess not, seems fairly safe. Novel tho

[grave burrow]

Komoru

[stray tiger]

Are you fucking blind dude, I'm going to get her number from our mutuals if she's not there, or give her mine and ask her out tomorrow if she is

[spare knoll]

mini labubu

[grave burrow]

Microscopic Labubu

[spare knoll]

🤏

[grave burrow]

🕵️

[stray tiger]

She walked up to me the second I got there, and asked me to remind her of my name. We talked a bit and she said she'd find me after trivia last Wednesday, but had to leave early under kind of odd circumstances

[buoyant terrace]

You messed up, you were supposed to take out your sausage and flap it on the table

To show dominance

[stray tiger]

I'm also oblivious and didn't realize she really liked me until I heard it secondhand and put the pieces together

Damn I blew it

Only one chance to make that kind of first impression 😔

[elfin scarab]

labubu

[spare knoll]

labu labu
labubu
mini labubu

labububu
labubu
mini labubu

(sing in baka mitai)

[fervent basin]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ClaudeAI/comments/1s8lkkm/i_dug_through_claude_codes_leaked_source_and/?share_id=IS-S3JvbfikJ5FVhFWvd_&utm_content=1&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1

lol

[lethal finch]

I just looked it up and my insurance does cover hormone therapy and top surgery

Lmao

[fervent basin]

they leaked their bread and butter

oh dear

[stray tiger]

So get tits, that'd be coo

[elfin scarab]

omg you're transing

[fervent basin]

they built a tamagotchi inside a terminal

there's an entire pet system called /buddy. when you type it, you hatch a unique ascii companion based on your user id. 18 species including duck, capybara, dragon, ghost, axolotl, and something called "chonk". there's a full gacha rarity system, common to legendary with a 1% legendary drop rate, shiny variants, hats (crown, wizard, propeller, tinyduck), and stats like DEBUGGING, CHAOS, and SNARK. the pet sits beside your input box and reacts to your coding. the salt is "friend-2026-401" so it's an april fools feature dropping april 1st. i'm not making this up.

[stray tiger]

I would get some if they didn't look so bad

[elfin scarab]

you can become an hrt femboy if you dont want to identify as a woman

[spare knoll]

honkers

[lethal finch]

Nah cuz I’m old

[stray tiger]

did @merry bluff have more honkers as a goose, or after starting to grow them 🤔

[lethal finch]

I won’t even go femboy

I just flex on Americans cuz I have this

[stray tiger]

wow so I'm more of a femboy than you are. that's pretty gay

[merry bluff]

i had more honkers as a goose, but bigger honkers now

[spare knoll]

what's good for the goose ain't always good for the gander

[lethal finch]

I used to break jaws

[stray tiger]

I think most US private insurance does cover it tho

[lethal finch]

Yeah well here everyone kind of has private insurance it’s the national standard

But they have guaranteed packs for every level everywhere

[elfin scarab]

me boobies small

[lethal finch]

Which include basics such as this

[spare knoll]

me hardies

hearties

[lethal finch]

My dick is small only 30 inches

[stray tiger]

That's what we said we were going to do in the US with the ACA but fucked it up

[merry bluff]

small boobies are nice

mwah

[stray tiger]

nice. Small is best 😎

[lethal finch]

Me personally i like many burly chests but big bazobkas just sound inconvenient

[last holly]

Why are y’all talking about that.

[lethal finch]

We could talk about you north

[stray tiger]

Lol same, aside for also really not wanting to be a normal middle aged woman, let alone a middle aged trans woman who likes women, I'm packing enough that it would really be a waste

[last holly]

._. So the choice is, I get trash talked or have to hear and see you talk about whatever this is.

[last holly]

Literally impossible

[grave burrow]

We talking Dick sizes today

[lethal finch]

Ask your mom

[stray tiger]

I feel like if I had a tiny dongle and was a short tenor, my decision calculus might have been different

[last holly]

Very mature of you

[last holly]

We?

[lethal finch]

And your dad too, just for that

[grave burrow]

Royal we

[last holly]

Uhh… my father is gone

Like he’s dead

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/smol-illegally-smol-cat-cute-cat-boop-gif-3484507763170497045

[grave burrow]

As in this strange selection of discord engagers

[last holly]

Nah fam

[lethal finch]

Do you need an ouja board then ?

[stray tiger]

Collective we, the royal we means something else I think

[spare knoll]

royal weener

[last holly]

That stuff isn’t real lol

[grave burrow]

This discord has thousands of users but maybe 2 dozen active users

[stray tiger]

Royal we means "I am talking about"

[lethal finch]

https://tenor.com/view/owl-dance-music-phone-barn-owl-gif-9286924134455816641

Me when g59

[stray tiger]

So if I said "that displeases us" and it's only me who's displeased, that's the royal we

[lethal finch]

Or you’re schizophrenic

One of the two

[stray tiger]

I like language ☺️

[grave burrow]

Complex

[grave burrow]

Needs sound

[lethal finch]

Complex ? Whats complex about that ?

[grave burrow]

Oh I was reading that

Not Asians

[opal sentinel]

https://x.com/i/status/2038577181316522193

commenting on🇵🇱 (@ARTVIEWERR)

Who found this?

X · Mar 30, 2026, 11:20 AM

[lethal finch]

Royal we used by monarchs when they’re functioning as government afaik

[elfin scarab]

An Indonesian made this

[stray tiger]

I like the word nosism

[elfin scarab]

im gay

[merry bluff]

same

[lethal finch]

Why is Russia in the picture ?

[sterile zealot]

so the reason isnt scamming the portuguese government? lame

[lethal finch]

Same

[sterile zealot]

i need to figure out how to legally scam the government

[grave burrow]

I'm retired

[elfin scarab]

it's both

[stray tiger]

Yeah, I think the insinuation is that you speak on behalf of everyone

[merry bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-with-no-legs-scared-cat-cat-gun-escape-cat-cat-with-wobbly-legs-gif-25278887

[lethal finch]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-gif-19680568

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

An excellent parody movie poster

Can you create a parody of this movie poster? (it was from the Monty Python movie “the secret policeman‘s ball“) The new title will be “the pedophile president’s ballroom”. And the pictures should be replaced by Trump and his cabinet members.

The result here just seems remarkable given how brief my request was.

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1s8m28a/an_excellent_parody_movie_poster/

https://i.redd.it/my6q54t1kdsg1.jpeg
Posted by /u/joetaxpayer
Don't want to see more? Mods can unlink this subreddit with /reddit unlink

[lethal finch]

Got the blickie

[elfin scarab]

im not gay
Im a straight white christian conservative man

[lethal finch]

🦉 🔫

[elfin scarab]

And PROUD

[mild nacelle]

I knew it

[hoary ravine]

clearly

[grave burrow]

How slaves do you own

[lethal finch]

How slaves

[hoary ravine]

idk how
but i own 5

[lethal finch]

[stray tiger]

When you hear people deferring responsibility for their job too, they use the royal we. "we don't do that" (I, as part of our institution, don't do that)

[hoary ravine]

bro just stfu

why you yapping so much

[stray tiger]

I sort of dislike those uses

[hoary ravine]

big 30 year old

[merry bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/who-is-he-who-is-that-peppa-pig-gif-13606975557282567491

[stray tiger]

You literally only yap, which is to say, flap your lips and say nothing of utility or consequence

[stray tiger]

Nothing interesting except your hot takes on what "[all] girls like"

[hoary ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/annoyed-disappointed-mad-upset-gif-902479226253628770

[elfin scarab]

Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb? None , their to busy ???? Their gender 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[stray tiger]

Gifs disabled over here, you'll have to communicate like a grown up

[merry bluff]

THEIR GENDER

[elfin scarab]

I own Maria and Cloudo

So that's 2 slaves

[hoary ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/whet-what-ew-can-you-not-stop-gif-9908266

[stray tiger]

Komoru drank two yappuccinos this morning

[elfin scarab]

im always yapping

[lethal finch]

I will do heroin instead of hrt

[elfin scarab]

White woman reaction gif

[lethal finch]

Soothing shot of heroin is always top uwu

[hoary ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/dol-huh-eyes-disgusted-gif-11690827820922534530

[stray tiger]

Can't wait for you to start on heroin replacement therapy too then

[sterile zealot]

(hes trans-racial)

[spare knoll]

i always wondered 🤔

[lethal finch]

I literally have free access to methodrone

[stray tiger]

Oh I stopped taking my heroin replacement therapy abruptly yesterday actually

[merry bluff]

scam incoming

[stray tiger]

Mepheodrone or methadone?

[merry bluff]

called it

lmaooo

[sterile zealot]

👏 trans 👏 whites 👏 are 👏 white, period

[lethal finch]

Methadone

Im thinking about selling it with heroin , since most people only buy for 30 a day

My friend always complains about it

But he makes 5k a week

[merry bluff]

wow

thats crzy

[stray tiger]

Lol, I feel like that's barely even a habit at that ratio

A lot of people spend more on their shitty Starbucks drinks

[lethal finch]

70% of his custies are hobos

They scrape together daily 30

[stray tiger]

Ohhhh customers. Custies also means "people in custody" I think

That still seems mad cheap I guess

[lethal finch]

It’s a daily dose

[elfin scarab]

im in custody

[stray tiger]

We have such a bad homeless problem in the US lately

[lethal finch]

Good you shouldn’t be allowed to roam free

[stray tiger]

Oh, like a single one? Yeah that be costing then

[elfin scarab]

I'm a POC (person of custody)

[lethal finch]

But honeless people pay this guy 900 bucks a month

Do you understand

[stray tiger]

Enough for a day makes it seem kinda reasonable though. Yeah, I get it, I just thought heroin was more expensive lol

Oxy was always like $1/mg when I was younger, it's probably more now

[lethal finch]

It’s enough when the city has more than 4 k registered users

[stray tiger]

"Heroin" plummeted in price because everyone started adding fent

[lethal finch]

Yeah here they don’t do that they want their customers alive

[stray tiger]

It won't kill you as long as you don't make a factor of ten error when diluting. People use fentanyl all day long in hospital settings

I've had it like five times for various surgeries

That said, I also had an old friend who dropped dead alongside her husband and orphaned their kid, sooo 😔

[lethal finch]

Is fentanyl any good tho

Is it good for a golden shot ?

[stray tiger]

I hope that guy gets strung up by his dingle dongle

[abstract dagger]

why would you associate with someone who does this?

[lethal finch]

Networking

[abstract dagger]

personally i consider this behavior abhorrent

i view it as taking advantage of someone with an addiction

[lethal finch]

One way or another they going to get it

As he puts it

[stray tiger]

I'm not familiar with the term unless you're talking about suicide, in which case it's no better or worse than anything

[gritty perch]

Ron looks nothing like Ron

We got Ron at home lookin ron

[stray tiger]

I don't know, I don't find opiates very rewarding, so I wouldn't enjoy it much even if I was conscious. I thought, what's that one, ummm the other hospital injectable, hydromorphone was a bit fun, but it also made my two broken thumbs stop hurting so it's hard to disentangle

[mild nacelle]

type shit sir

[merry bluff]

shit sir

[elfin scarab]

shit sir

[lethal finch]

Sir shit type

[stray tiger]

I don't have a strong opinion, though people who are objectively unethical past just selling the shit can go get stuffed

[gritty perch]

https://x.com/i/status/2039014430751519141

gonna be the most confusing April fools ever

Watcher.Guru (@WatcherGuru)

JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iran says it will target 18 US companies in the Middle East starting April 1st in retaliation for attacks.

• HP
• IBM
• Dell
• G42
• Intel
• Meta
• Tesla
• Cisco
• Apple
• Nvidia
• Oracle
• Boeing
• Google
• Palantir
• Microsoft
• JP Morgan
•

X · Mar 31, 2026, 4:18 PM

[lethal finch]

Me personally, I have never really taken opiods for that reason

[merry bluff]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HjdiohVOik

[stray tiger]

I mean, the entire food industry is fixated on creating addicts and slowly killing them

[stray tiger]

Pain or fun? Did you not find them all that rewarding either?

[lethal finch]

I just find it dangerous

[gritty perch]

Shitty 4chan post made by 13 year old turned into viral creepypasta few years later then turned into A24 movie 10+ years later. Wow what a ride.

[merry bluff]

LOL

[abstract dagger]

for meits the same as porn

[stray tiger]

It seems like a bad idea, yeah

[merry bluff]

the movie looks good tho

[abstract dagger]

i think anyone in the porn industry is mortally vile

morally

bro i cany spell today

i view the porn industry as taking advantage of an addiction as well

[elfin scarab]

cany

[abstract dagger]

and i think it should be illegal

[lethal finch]

Ass tooted up type shi

[gritty perch]

LeBron jaymes

[elfin scarab]

guys im so popular im overstimmying

[abstract dagger]

me

[elfin scarab]

im overstimulating all over the place

[stray tiger]

I don't really have a choice, I take pretty high dose Rx opiates for pain, though I asked by name for the least fun one (buprenorphine)

[lethal finch]

Stop over stimming u gon crash

[stray tiger]

We don't even prescribe it for pain in the US outside a hospital setting, I have it off label

[gritty perch]

Man I was wondering why some of my gains got wiped

https://x.com/i/status/2039027936171262444

The Kobeissi Letter (@KobeissiLetter)

Unprecedented algorithmic activity:

Oil prices just fell -5% in 3 minutes after Iran's President said they are ready to end the war with "guarantees."

Yet, the demanded "guarantees" are largely unknown right now.

Over $1 trillion in market cap was driven by this headline in a

X · Mar 31, 2026, 5:11 PM

[grave burrow]

Horrible, poor people

[gritty perch]

The terms and conditions- we build nuke

[fervent basin]

@inland hill apple watch in budapest

[stray tiger]

It is for quite a few reasons, yes

[lethal finch]

Ahahahahahahhahahah

[fervent basin]

ye the us govt

horrible people

[lethal finch]

It’s funny how everywhere they more empty lots then honeless people

And they don’t spend on reintegration

[stray tiger]

They tried doing tiny homes around here, it didn't go all that well

[lethal finch]

Cus why would they ? They need the homeless population to make the slaves work harder out of fear

Why would you work hard if you knew you don’t have to ?

[stray tiger]

Sometimes I feel like quite a sucker for being fairly hardworking 😔 Puritan work ethic or something

[lethal finch]

Good little goy pay the taxes

https://tenor.com/view/pat-pat-gif-24957682

[stray tiger]

Yeah that I am very not cool with, especially with how fucking bad federal budgeting is in the US

[lethal finch]

Property tax

[stray tiger]

womp womp

[lethal finch]

You either rent private or rent from the government

It’s wild

[merry bluff]

MJFDLKSJFKLJSD

WEWEBOOBOO

[stray tiger]

Yeah, either evaporate your capital outright or pay rent to the many collectors. Or live in the middle of absolutely nowhere I guess

I mean I don't think there's much property tax out in Eastern New Mexico

There's also not much of anything at all, though I think one of the lowest density counties in the US is there

[opal sentinel]

@stray tiger

How would you defend somebody in court accused of espionage

[worldly loom]

@opal sentinel

[lethal finch]

Im thinking

[gritty perch]

Swedish porn preferences are big dongs because whole country looks like one big dong

Norway+sweden forms the mega dong. This is well known.

[merry bluff]

@vernal mantle hen thai is caused by radiation

[gritty perch]

Sweden+ Finland form the classical euro uncut dong

[cursive kelp]

🚨🇵🇱🇷🇺 — NEW: Poland will conduct a secret rehearsal of the start of war with Russia, Polish media Rzeczpospolita reports.

The exercise under the code name "Country" is intended to check the readiness of the entire national defense system, it will be attended by the highest Polish officials.

[cursive kelp]

Must not be Jewish

[opal sentinel]

@elfin scarab my psychiatrist who prescribed me drugs is half israeli and half kashmiri(the part of land india and pakistan fight over)

[worldly loom]

Ask for us if he is ✂️

[opal sentinel]

He's from a muslim family

So yes

[stray tiger]

I wouldn't

[stray tiger]

If I had to I'd just work for a plea deal. This is dramatically more complicated than you're suggesting and each case is different

[surreal siren]

burn him

🔥

[stray tiger]

I do annual counterintelligence training where they discuss specific cases and how hostile actors get an "in"

[surreal siren]

You should go in with Palestinian merch

[fervent basin]

https://youtu.be/QzXyOvpAd5U?si=-PS9ZNIfqHYcKq5j

[stray tiger]

@late ingot @crimson pagoda lets start a small business focused on making this unique brand of disruptive merch

• From the River to the See You Next Tuesday
• Autistic Incels for Israel
• Change My Mind with (Psychopatho)logical Arguments
• Dumbcumpster (bonus for @vernal mantle)

Do mixed flags too, nazi + rainbow + Starbucks logo + Palestine

[merry bluff]

Dumbcumpster

also where is trent i havent seen him in forever

is he still sick?

[merry bluff]

lol

[lethal finch]

Im back here full time

🦉

[merry bluff]

did they release you?

[lethal finch]

No not yet

[merry bluff]

oh shucks

how long have you been stuck there?

[lethal finch]

I have 4 months left

2 months since I was first admitted

[merry bluff]

god danm how old is this course. they dont even mention huggingface

[merry bluff]

damn what did you do T-T

i was only in for a week

[lethal finch]

I told my doctor that no matter what they do I won’t change my mind I’ll just play along nicely until they let me out

And then I ran away from the transport

[merry bluff]

lmaoooo

i was too scared to run away

[stray tiger]

@merry bluff @late ingot we gon get rich 😎

[stray tiger]

Damn that's a mad long time

[merry bluff]

it was supposed to only be a 24 hour stay but they kept me for 48 hours at one place and transported me to another were i stayed for like 5 days

[merry bluff]

omg

[surreal siren]

wait what is it exactly you 2 are talking about?

psych ward?

[merry bluff]

yeah

[surreal siren]

🗿

[lethal finch]

It’s not as bad, they’ve sort of figured out that only reason I ran away cuz I was locked in so they put me into an open clinic

[stray tiger]

Lol I know, it turned out extremely well. Exactly as I asked but I also like the specific aesthetic choices

[merry bluff]

wait what is an open clinic vs not?

[lethal finch]

Not open clinic means you don’t get to go outside at all, youre just in the ward

[stray tiger]

I have a relative doing a long stay at one, she came back for the holidays and that didn't last long. I'm highly skeptical

[surreal siren]

wrong quote

[merry bluff]

oh i wasnt allowed to go outside, they said i was a flight risk

[lethal finch]

Why ?

Flight risk ?

You have to fuck up big time to get that label

[stray tiger]

If you're not bombarding someone with drugs and interventions like rTMS, etc, like what is the point of keeping them inpatient? No social reentry plan either, of course it didn't work out for her

[surreal siren]

what did you do that they locked you up

[lethal finch]

At least here

[merry bluff]

trent called the cops on me

[merry bluff]

they said that like 1 day after i got there and i didnt even do anything 😭

[lethal finch]

I got reintegration coach

[lethal finch]

You bad at acting then

[merry bluff]

😭

[lethal finch]

You just have to act normal

[stray tiger]

She left and was like "well, now what do I do". So she uses more therapy speak now but didn't seem to benefit as much as I'd have hoped

[merry bluff]

i was very normal

[lethal finch]

Sure

[merry bluff]

they let some random guy with insane schizophrenia go outside but not me

[stray tiger]

That's awesome, I'm not sure if my cousin does, but she should

[merry bluff]

he was always talking about shooting us and stuff but he still got to go outside

[lethal finch]

She really should

[lethal finch]

Since he probably just runs his mouth

But you go outside and kill someone

Or yourself

[merry bluff]

no i had no plans to do something bad

i just wanted to sleep until they let me out

thats basically what i did lol

[lethal finch]

Bad choice

[merry bluff]

i was in my bed for like 12 hours a day

[lethal finch]

Yeah thats not a good sign for them

[merry bluff]

oh

damn

[stray tiger]

They do a lot of group therapy, I don't really understand what the deal is with this place at all. I guess it's reputable enough. I'd expect her to have had ketamine, rTMS, ECT... like anything you can only do inpatient, not just mediated talking to other people with MIs

[lethal finch]

First few days I walked around for 12 to 14 miles in the closed ward

Thats not healthy either

[merry bluff]

oh wow

[surreal siren]

??

[stray tiger]

She definitely didn't have a job lined up or anything, though for what it's worth that's in another state

[merry bluff]

you dont remember that?

.

[surreal siren]

I wasn't in the chat at the time, no

[stray tiger]

I am not even sure what kind of job she can hold down or what would work for her

[merry bluff]

yeh he called the cops on me for a wellness check and they sent me to a psych ward

[abstract dagger]

wtf

thats insane lore

[merry bluff]

LOL

it is fun lore

im not crazy any more

[mild nacelle]

did you ever noticed that hooker always have itchy nose

[stray tiger]

Yeah @lethal finch I don't have a direct way to contact her but if you have any suggestions, let me know. It seems sort of obvious what she should do from my perspective, but I have to live in reality :/

It's hard to figure out what would work for her in terms of a job, like we have a big family and it's likely somebody could recommend her for a job, I just don't know how that looks when it happens

[lethal finch]

She is disconnected from most of real world issues but that’s gonna come flooding back in , if you wanna help her, then try to sort out civil stuff for her, or get her a social worker if you can

[merry bluff]

fuck i just spent $90 on a nvidia course and they are just covering stuff i already knew

[stray tiger]

I mean that's one good thing, she always has somewhere (actually multiple places) to live

She doesn't have many real world problems to address. Not that this helps much

[lethal finch]

Im not sure about the situation but couch surfing isnt living

[surreal siren]

welp... He meant well, this was not ok - #💬off-topic message

how does he know where you live though?

[lethal finch]

Especially not for someone sensitive

[merry bluff]

i accidentally leaked my address once

[lethal finch]

Even if they have their own room

[stray tiger]

I mean she can live with any number of family members, she shouldn't live with either of her parents though. I also wouldn't want her to live alone

[lethal finch]

Not alone but stand-alone

Yk

[stray tiger]

I forgot who she moved back in with but several people opined it wasn't the best choice

[lethal finch]

Either your family is going to take care of her or help her stand on her own legs if possible if not

[lethal finch]

Maybe a sanatorium would be the best

Long term thinking is key

[stray tiger]

I mean she absolutely needs to get engaged with more things external to herself, I'm skeptical already of all the therapy. The last thing she needs is to sit in her own head

[gritty perch]

My goal in life is to make it into a multi family wealth management office

[stray tiger]

I am hoping that she has some kind of better plan this time. I actually don't love how long she's spending and am worried she'll get too comfortable in that very curated, overstructured environment

I didn't have any opinion on the place until I found out she wasn't adding a metric ton of biological interventions and the staff seemed to afford her no real exit plan

Honestly, I don't know much about inpatient care IRL as opposed to theoretical or best case Tx, but I don't have the best opinion of it in general based on the experiences of loved ones

[lethal finch]

I see , well thats .. sort of short sighted from the staff

Out patient care and reintegration is hand in hand after a long inpatient stay

[mild nacelle]

found my psychiatrist's facebook. now I have leverage when he wont give me modafinil. will say his daughters name "oh that sucks, stephanie really wanted me to get modafinil. you know stephanie, your daughter"

[lethal finch]

Best I can say is that you should get a specialist involved

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

An excellent parody movie poster

Can you create a parody of this movie poster? (it was from the Monty Python movie “the secret policeman‘s ball“) The new title will be “the pedophile president’s ballroom”. And the pictures should be replaced by Trump and his cabinet members.

The result here just seems remarkable given how brief my request was.

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1s8m28a/an_excellent_parody_movie_poster/

https://i.redd.it/my6q54t1kdsg1.jpeg
Posted by /u/joetaxpayer
Don't want to see more? Mods can unlink this subreddit with /reddit unlink

[lethal finch]

Im stealing this idea , time to dox my docs

[stray tiger]

I really need to read about this place a bit to get more info. Lmao I sort of am a specialist, I just don't have any real influence and am terribly short on info. I only had a few chances to talk to her, so I'm relying on family reports and opinions

But actually, that is a really good idea - maybe there's someone local

[mild nacelle]

he cant retaliate because of hippa

[lethal finch]

Ahahahah

[lethal finch]

Sure thats gonna stop them

[lethal finch]

Either or try to push your influence into the system if you’re that invested

[stray tiger]

I'm sure she has a local head shrinker, buuut maybe there's someone a bit more connected that specializes in reintegration? She should really have left with an idea of what returning would look like though, huge CBT fail IMHO (or IM not so HO)

[opal sentinel]

@gritty perch I am sorry but I have to block you for 9 minutes and 59 seconds

[lethal finch]

Well cock and ball torture aka cognitive behavioural therapy isnt good for everything

[mild nacelle]

ever notice walnuts look like brains 🧠 they make you smart

[fervent basin]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G_Efyg_W4AAFy9L.gif

[stray tiger]

I don't think that's too bad of an bad idea, I really didn't want her going back to that particular place if it's just going to be a repeat

[stray tiger]

This is the banal kind of CBT they do in elementary school

[lethal finch]

And it’s one thing to fix someone’s head and habits , but without a clear path on what they want it’s pointless

[merry bluff]

SIXE SEVEn

[stray tiger]

Goal directed thinking, exercising executive capacity, etc. Kind of critical

[lethal finch]

Without it the frontal cortex will shutdown again

Spiral back into depression and etc

Doesn’t matter the meds and therapy

[stray tiger]

Yeah, I mean she straight up did not know what she wanted to do. She dated a guy briefly and that imploded, no clue what happened there. She was only back for like a month or two

[mild nacelle]

is it rude to show up to a party\ high when it wouldnt be acceptable to actually smoke there

[merry bluff]

i dont get high

or go to parties

[stray tiger]

I don't entirely follow what her issues are either. Stressed and depressed, but I question if she's focusing on the right things at all

[stray tiger]

depends how high

If it's retarded baked, yes, you are the most annoying guy at the party

[mild nacelle]

idk, noticeably.

[lethal finch]

What if you took floccaaa

Or salvia

[stray tiger]

Ehhh you're pushing it, unless you know the vibe well it's iffy

The level of high that might just look buzzed or chill is fine, being way off vibe is a real risk tho

[lethal finch]

Just hit 2 grams of keta then head inside

It’ll be cool

😎

[mild nacelle]

they got a great cocaine bathroom

[stray tiger]

I know what town you live in though, unless you are with the squarest squares² you're likely fine

[merry bluff]

poor fella can't get out 😢

[stray tiger]

People badly underestimate how fucking annoying they are high though

[mild nacelle]

maria s jakeposting 😮

[merry bluff]

ive never met a high person that wasnt annoying/unplesant

[stray tiger]

You have, you didn't notice because they weren't high enough to be annoying

[surreal siren]

@merry bluff To be fair people get send to these places for all kinds of dumb shit. When I was in rehab I heard all kinds of crazy stories from people being previously being admitted to less pleasant places. But wrong place wrong time you could end up there with as little as ‘just’ depression, surrounded by nut jobs

[mild nacelle]

man I like gnashing my molars totegher to obliterate coconut flakes

[surreal siren]

You should apply for message of the year

[stray tiger]

They have these coconut frosted almonds or something that are painfully good, but the polar opposite of diet friendly. How's the diet going btw?

[lethal finch]

Im being harassed by a British omniman

🦉