💬off-topic

[stray tiger]

You're forgetting something

They also don't give a fuck and were clearly high enriching uranium while being an NPT member. Us and Russia are also modernizing our nuclear arsenals to some extent, which I don't think has any provisions under the NPT

Openly just means "they aren't hiding it anymore unlike you, Israel, Russia, India, Pakistan, who knows who else..."

ols is right, and they also did institute massive, nationally socialized programs that would eventually come to the rest of Europe many decades later (and the US a century later if at all). It's the fervent nationalism that's the big modifier there lmao

[carmine peak]

this shit is why pc part prices are through the goddamn roof

[lethal finch]

Another night another 300mg of trazodone

😩

And the shit still is too weak to put me to sleep

@stray tiger

[late ingot]

They would probably detonate it over a US Navy carrier group

I don't think the people on board would enjoy that very much

[pine patrol]

Then send some good ones

[carmine peak]

iv'e sent like 20

[gritty perch]

Hmmm didn't the US test the effects of a nuke on their navy

[abstract dagger]

@crimson pagoda day 1 of asking this bot to shut up

[pine patrol]

Show me

[carmine peak]

nigga im about to get ready for work

[carmine peak]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-thanos-talking-thanos-talk-break-your-neck-averagemcyt-gif-21130898

[carmine peak]

fax

[pine patrol]

So what?

[carmine peak]

so I don't have time?

[abstract dagger]

ngl i was gonna get a 5090 but i got mad af that the site crashed and went out of stock

so fuck nvidia

and got a 9070xt

[pine patrol]

Yeah sure
You have time to keep chatting, though

[carmine peak]

you waited till like exactly 23 mins before work

sure once im at work

[pine patrol]

Alright

[carmine peak]

all I gotta do rn is change and get there on time

I already shaved and showered and ate

[pine patrol]

What did you eat?

[carmine peak]

food

[pine patrol]

Vagueposting extraordinaire

[abstract dagger]

I feel like every vibecoded app is an ai wrapper

[carmine peak]

Well like I said I need to get ready

[pine patrol]

What do you mean?

[late ingot]

On old ships they were going to scrap anyway yeah

[abstract dagger]

i see promotions everywhere for vibecoded apps, all of them are just a gpt wrapper as in its just an ai tool doing something

[pine patrol]

Lmfaoo
The scammers in this server in a nutshell

[carmine peak]

"You know its raining outside when you go outside and it's raining"

[carmine peak]

Every 60 seconds a minute passes in Africa 😔

[carmine peak]

Pov every vibe coder in this chat

[slim coral]

I mean

any kid with a laptop can feasibly run a spambot empire now

why bother with linkedin

you're not getting a real job anyways

.<

[carmine peak]

I love price increases! Thanks ai bros! 🥰 🥰 🥰 😡 🖕

Just needed more ram didn't ya

[slim coral]

take a loan if you're so desperate

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Imagine dragons

I didn't even tell it to have this response in its memory 😭

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1s7nssf/imagine_dragons/

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[pine patrol]

Stale asf tbh

[carmine peak]

A loan for a ps5 is an insane proposition

[slim coral]

I can game what's your excuse

[carmine peak]

Thats from 2005

[pine patrol]

GTA mobile

[carmine peak]

Theres no touch controller

[pine patrol]

No shit I'm joking

[carmine peak]

Hilarious

Bro is

The thinker

[carmine peak]

With these w jokes

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-dumb-duh-gif-13669009

Pov kodiak

[pine patrol]

$alt @devout moon @carmine peak

[carmine peak]

Who tf is asura

[loud girder]

Authorship comparison for @carmine peak and @devout moon

Writing style similarity: -1.0%
Reaction emoji usage similarity: -1.0%

This is an experimental tool. If you agree with these results, then they're correct, but if not, they're wrong and you can ignore them..

[pine patrol]

-1 lol

[carmine peak]

W guess

Also crazy that you need a bot to check that

[pine patrol]

This server is insane

[loud girder]

A psychological report was requested on @carmine peak by @pine patrol, but there are not enough messages to generate a report.

[carmine peak]

Why can you not like use your brain and look at what I say and mainly compare it?

[carmine peak]

Shit

Ai psychologist is crazy

Do me do me

I want that shit to be negative

[pine patrol]

Lmfaooo

You're getting closer

[carmine peak]

How do I get it lower

[slim coral]

look at how many games you can play.

[carmine peak]

Do i need go get sin points?

[pine patrol]

Get muted

[slim coral]

ive beaten like idk 15 games over the last 2 years? and I don't even like videogames that much

[carmine peak]

Sin*

Balls itch

Cringe

Mlg 420 blaze it

I love the gtx 1080 ti

Linux is cool

Shadow teh edge

Fuck nuggets

Balls

@pine patrol try the command again

I shit out some data

For daddy zucc

No the other command

Psychology

[pine patrol]

It doesn't get updated everytime

Oh

[loud girder]

A psychological report was requested on @carmine peak by @pine patrol, but there are not enough messages to generate a report.

[carmine peak]

How much shit do I need to spew out

[pine patrol]

I think you need like 1000 messages

Total

[carmine peak]

Well fuck I may as well be jerking off i guess

[pine patrol]

And you're at like, 870

[carmine peak]

Would be better for the economy than this shit

[pine patrol]

Good luck

[carmine peak]

Fuck

Goddamit

Shit

Piss

Cum

[loud girder]

A psychological report was requested on @carmine peak by @pine patrol, but there are not enough messages to generate a report.

[carmine peak]

My balls have never been in this tight of a knot before

I genuinely think fighting the local hobo at 7/11 would be a better use of my time than this

Like fuck

What do you want from me trent?

Nuclear codes?

Sometimes I dream of cheese

I accidentally stepped on my own balls

Anime was a mistake

I wish Robert Downey Jr had a bigger ass

[loud girder]

A psychological report was requested on @carmine peak by @carmine peak, but there are not enough messages to generate a report.

[carmine peak]

Fucking bullshit dude

2 cocks for the price of 1

The cock inspection went so bad

I fucking died

Dead chat

Dead af

Its joever

Cooked

Fried

Boiled

And microwaved

Deep fried

Dehydrated

Pc gaming is dead

Yall fucking killed it

With ai

The new ayaneo was supposed to come out

But yall ruined it

[loud girder]

A psychological report was requested on @carmine peak by @carmine peak, but there are not enough messages to generate a report.

[carmine peak]

My asshole burns

Please send help

I genuinely do not think im going to make it

The ops are sending me sus images via WhatsApp

Wtf do I do

Can someone fucking glaze ai so I can make fun of them? Holy shit this is boring

[cursive kelp]

🇸🇾🇩🇪 German Chancellor ‌Friedrich Merz said on Monday Germany and Syria would work together to return hundreds of thousands of Syrian refugees back to Syria-Reuters

Hezbollah about to get Ukrained

[slim coral]

https://x.com/DeItaone/status/2038633692617113917?s=20

*Walter Bloomberg (@DeItaone)

POWELL: VERY OPTIMISTIC ABOUT THE MEDIUM AND LONG TERM

POWELL: AI IS MAKING PEOPLE MORE PRODUCTIVE

X · Mar 30, 2026, 3:05 PM

[last holly]

TMI

[slim coral]

All my uncle does is watch AI slop on tv now

https://youtu.be/z18GeiSSwsQ

Shit like this

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Imagine dragons

I didn't even tell it to have this response in its memory 😭

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1s7nssf/imagine_dragons/

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[crude zinc]

wow gpt 4o is powerful

[fervent basin]

[late ingot]

@crimson pagoda

[sterile zealot]

do lesbians just love cock that much

[late ingot]

They must do

[carmine peak]

No gpu for me yayyyy

[sterile zealot]

lets goooooooooooooo

[slim coral]

Everyone does

[plucky gyro]

https://x.com/i/status/2038688900332368110

Lisan al Gaib (@scaling01)

Qwen 3.6?

X · Mar 30, 2026, 6:44 PM

[lavish vale]

thc way better sedative

[plucky gyro]

@devout moon qwen 3.6

[crude zinc]

woah why are u groyper

[carmine peak]

Kys

[grave burrow]

The world is being drowned in slop

[lavish vale]

it has been for decades, it's just more obvious now

[carmine peak]

No, its been since about late 2022

It all started with will Smith eating spaghetti

[crude zinc]

XD

[elfin scarab]

I'm a groyper

[crude zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/groyper-groypers-gif-1640257096993813401

[carmine peak]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-my-kingdom-cum-cum-fridge-gif-22354569

[elfin scarab]

Hollow Purple

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-satoru-gif-949319236308169219

[carmine peak]

Is project ava out yet? I need someone to make fun of

[loud girder]

leosefcik

Transcript from Groq

Be-de-de-de-bun, be done girl. No, baby, please don't go down to New Orleans. No, baby, baby, please don't go. De-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de. Baby, should have didn't go. Please don't go, baby I love you, please don't go. . Don't go. Baby, please don't go down to New Orleans. Be done girl, baby, I love you, don't go. Please don't go

[lavish vale]

i already generated an ai report and you didnt like it, now you are spamming to get another one? => #💬off-topic message

[carmine peak]

I want specifically the psychology one

And I did like your ai reports actually they were quite funny

[loud girder]

A psychological report was requested on @carmine peak by @carmine peak, but there are not enough messages to generate a report.

[lavish vale]

s/funny/accurate

[carmine peak]

Go fuck yourself clanker how much data do you need

[worldly loom]

Did Sonnet get worse?

[pseudo flax]

Meow

[gritty perch]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-fun-white-cat-dance-cool-and-fun-times-gif-16435335956387921912

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dancing-celebrate-gif-10622860767405964084

[lavish vale]

you made a profit from a zero sum game, while non-zero sum games exist.. congrats

[worldly loom]

Were computer science degrees worth having? My bro in law got a programming job years ago by completing a given task and interviewing. It's harder to get those jobs now. If you learnt how to program but weren't applying because you had a lot of time left on a course maybe you would miss the window at a certain point in time? Going to university costs money anyway.

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

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/r/ChatGPT/comments/1s80wzm/florida_man_uses_chatgpt_to_successfully_sell_his/

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[undone lake]

programming not really

[elfin scarab]

Hollow Poopoo

get spoiled

[fervent basin]

i wanna see sukuna in gojo

[elfin scarab]

sukuna inside gojo?

me too

[fervent basin]

imagine how op he would be

don't care what people say

[undone lake]

jobs that have disciplinary committees by law like doctors, lawyers, and registered accountants should be alright. but more general degrees in stem are pretty cooked unless the gov steps in to do something about the inevitable mass layoffs that are awaiting us... @worldly loom

[gritty perch]

TACO trump trades

https://x.com/i/status/2038680909084582266

unusual_whales (@unusual_whales)

Look at this.

Yesterday, Iran’s parliament speaker says pre-market news is a “reverse indicator." “If they pump it, short it. If they dump it, go long."

At 7:25 AM today, Donald Trump said “great progress” is being made on Iran peace talks.

Then the S&P 500 rallied, adding

X · Mar 30, 2026, 6:13 PM

[worldly loom]

General practitioners should have been replaced already. I was about to argue you are wrong about doctors concerning them, but GPs don't work as part of the economy but as a government org, so they will persist actually. We still have ai essays being graded by ai in place of education. Businesses will adapt and improve effiecency.

[undone lake]

yeah ur right

public services should be more safe than the private sector

companies will become more efficient thus pay more taxes leading to more funds for the gov

only issue is that how well people are protected is dependent on whether or not the gov will implement new labour laws to try and counter mass adoption of agentic AI at the peril of workers

bottom line is, would it for politicians be worth to actively replace your job with AI knowing that it is a huge legal hassle + societal oproar that will be paired with it (i.e. majority of people wouldn't want a clanker to rule over your legal disputes or perform medical operations...)

the more complicated solution would be to restrict companies with a quota where they can only have a set number of AI agents per worker, and the worker would have to monitor them (which would be a dumb job because the AI is much more capable than a human)

that's why I think governments will take the easy solution by implementing UBI which will be affordable thanks to the influx in wealth as a result of higher productivity

[cursive kelp]

@crimson pagoda

[worldly loom]

They only need to give people enough to not starve, then a little extra because people won't be busy.

[undone lake]

so nothing changes

[worldly loom]

The proportion of wealth held by the rich hundreds of years ago was relatively low because you can't have peopple starving, you can have people work long hours for your yacht or private plane if they aren't starving.

[abstract dagger]

im not over this clip

[abstract dagger]

oh hey hru

[undone lake]

good good

got my last exam on the 1st, after that I'll be using claude for coding for the first time ever

hbu?

[abstract dagger]

hell yeah

im okay but really ill

my stomach feels horrible

[undone lake]

hope you get well soon

[abstract dagger]

thank you it feels like someone is playing roadhouse inside my stomach

[undone lake]

you didn't get food poisoning right?

[slim coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_e42v9KnGaY&pp=ygUKbW9uc2lldXIgeg%3D%3D

do you agree with this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwtVOgHJU7I

all the chuds are mobilizing

[undone lake]

so with more efficient methods in agriculture and food production in general do you think that it would be easier for the elite to keep us enslaved?

[undone lake]

those are fake newgen chuds

they don't even follow the nr. 1 rule

[slim coral]

nothing ever happens

[undone lake]

[slim coral]

😔

it's over

billions must die

[undone lake]

there are millions of foreigners in my country supposedly, yet it doesn't affect me in any way shape or form

[undone lake]

god willingly

I hope it wasn't a bad choice to become an atheist

but if it was then it's god's fault for being so cryptic about it

"sorry for not having the intellect of a toddler to believe in a man in the sky..."

[slim coral]

it's okay. I'll see you on the other side elias.

[undone lake]

other side being fdvr

[worldly loom]

Yes, but at a certain point in time there may not be any point enslaving, when AI replaces a lot of jobs. More effiecent agriculure has allowed elites better control. Not all the world has food being cheap. In African countries all the wealth is natural resources that mostly can only be exploited by Europeans and Chinese.

In a lot of Africa none of the wealth is generated by the people.

[undone lake]

couldn't one argue that the intelligent machines that we create could be used in impoverished nations by the local population as well?

my idea of AGI is self-improving physical machines that could adapt to any situation and have its loyalty programmed to the user

[worldly loom]

The ones that have computers could be used by some, but if it's not the wealthy, what are they going to do with it anyway? Use it for speculation like Trent is trying to do but invest $5. I suspect the first AGI will be somre brute force effort for a billionaire.

[lavish vale]

why would third world countries get agi before indoor plumbing?

[undone lake]

hmm I see

[undone lake]

yeah this is going to be tough

[slim coral]

we are using them to spam the internet with slop

in exchange of 10 dollars

professional indian is now a viable career path, millions will leave the runescape mines

[undone lake]

if region-IP block doesn't become a general option on the internet 5 years from now I will remain in my own curated AI bubble

[worldly loom]

Artificial Indian

[undone lake]

indians alone were insufferable, but the huge influx of nigerians is also taking its toll...

[grave burrow]

The mines call me

[worldly loom]

I had a phone call from Nigeria even though I live in England, surely not scammers.

[undone lake]

I think they're one of the few ethnicities on this planet that are even more stupid than indians generally speaking

[undone lake]

good thing the average third worlder doesn't know what a vpn is

[slim coral]

they will just ask gpt

saar block bypass

okay, first he will say good morning to gpt

imagine when they get openclaw instances

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiA1arK9BOc

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/charge-ww1-war-french-ww1charge-gif-23569734

or probably normandy lol

https://tenor.com/view/saving-private-ryan-gif-22388197

[merry bluff]

no way look what flavor I got 😱

[lavish vale]

should be called laid

[undone lake]

vile

truly the goyest of slops

[fervent basin]

@merry bluff

[merry bluff]

he may not be a resident, but he is evil

[abstract dagger]

damn

i used to look like a completely different person

literally tiktok eboy

now i just look like an average dude

[merry bluff]

why did @carmine peak get muted?

he's up in my ||dms||

[lavish vale]

spamming nonsense?

[merry bluff]

oh that makes sense

not surprised

[abstract dagger]

biggest fumble oat

[grave burrow]

Sweet sweet mines

[lavish vale]

Iran: mine? America: mine!

[abstract dagger]

why did you censor dms

[merry bluff]

its offensive to incels

[fervent basin]

@merry bluff reminds me a lot of jeffman

[merry bluff]

very true

[merry bluff]

what

[last holly]

Hiii Maria

[merry bluff]

hai nort

[last holly]

Hru?

[merry bluff]

im alright

[grave burrow]

Is that how you truly feel?

Or the socially acceptable answer

[merry bluff]

yeah im just kinda meh right now

not good but not bad

just in between

existing ig

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/gowon-loona-gowon-gowon-syndrome-thinking-of-gowon-brain-gif-25541825

[cursive kelp]

⭕️🇮🇱Netanyahu: Europe has shown remarkable weakness, as if it's burying its head in the sand.

I agree

@late ingot smh

[grave burrow]

@merry bluff unleash Maria

Operation American power

[merry bluff]

theyre just waiting for me to help

dont worry i wont let anything happen to us

[grave burrow]

She's the final solution

[merry bluff]

:o

[elfin scarab]

cute

[merry bluff]

HAI BABE

[elfin scarab]

hi

[grave burrow]

Stay behind the yellow line please, final solution maria maybe deployed at anytime

[merry bluff]

whats her name again

it starts with an m?

[last holly]

I am barely existing

[merry bluff]

por que

[elfin scarab]

what

[elfin scarab]

tiff

or something

tyf

typh

[last holly]

Emotional numbness

[cursive kelp]

Drones

[merry bluff]

holoThinking ok thank

[last holly]

I'm a magician, and for my next trick, I'mma pay these bitches no mind.

[merry bluff]

it is typh

[elfin scarab]

perfecta para

perfecto para mi

[merry bluff]

indeed

[elfin scarab]

don't use the b word

[lavish vale]

biatches get stiatiches

[elfin scarab]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53hsFyX4Hh8

[merry bluff]

152 -4

[lavish vale]

is funny how americans are cool with saying bitches around kids

[merry bluff]

kids as early as middle school say that every day

i wouldnt be surprised if elementary schoolers are saying it too now

[lavish vale]

yeah kids say all the words, its the adults with the issue

[merry bluff]

yes

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

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/r/ChatGPT/comments/1s80wzm/florida_man_uses_chatgpt_to_successfully_sell_his/

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[lavish vale]

round these parts bitches is on the same level as nigga and retard

[elfin scarab]

que

[cursive kelp]

https://fortune.com/2026/03/27/drone-warfare-amazon-army-online-uas-storefront-battlefield-ukraine-iran-wars/

[elfin scarab]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tsz8x47jhz8

[elfin scarab]

Esos brazos cruzados

Y ese ceño enojado

Me tienen intrigado

Me intimidas, ¿qué hago?

[elfin scarab]

embed sucks

just watch it in browser

[merry bluff]

ok

[elfin scarab]

No me mires con esos ojos (que me)
Me deslumbras (que me), me derrumbas
No me mires con esos ojos (porque)

[merry bluff]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tDMw-L3fPQ

[last holly]

I'm a magician, and for my next trick, I'mma pay these bitches no mind.

[sterile zealot]

fucking gringo 👎

do the woke bluesky people have a word for that

[merry bluff]

hi underscore

aw he still has me blocked :(

[elfin scarab]

hi underscore

maria is sad because you have her blocked

[vocal bay]

Giraffe News

Trump has threatened to blow up all the water desalination plants in Iran.
Kentucky is on track to pass a bill to declare transgender people to be mentally ill.
The Whitehouse disagrees with the Pope about whether God listens to the prayers of warmongers.
Jan6 capitol riot participants are filing a lawsuit accusing police of excessive force.
TSA workers have been ordered to return gift cards that Tyler Perry gave them.
Trump says that the military is building a massive complex underneath the proposed new White House ballroom.
Hegseth has ordered monthly prayer meetings at the Pentagon, where he prays for overwhelming violence against Iran.
Republicans are considering massive cuts to health care to fund the war.
Zuckerberg reportedly texted Musk to offer to help with DOGE.
Iran is recruiting 12 year olds to participate in "defending the homeland"

[merry bluff]

what the fuck did i ever do to the gov

[merry bluff]

what the fuck is wrong with hegseth

[merry bluff]

what the fuck is wrong with them. why do we need more health care cuts

[sterile zealot]

https://youtu.be/3ZaRrJVHuW0?si=wPKwB1UNvuHGOL_g

this one is based, you should listen to it

[lavish vale]

america killing schoolgirls was pre-empting iran conscription

[vocal bay]

an 11 year old was killed in a strike on a checkpoint; Iran has since confirmed that the child was on duty

[elfin scarab]

Iran is recruiting kids

Again

There were thousands of Iranian child soldiers during the Iran-Iraq war

Very sad

[sterile zealot]

doesnt pretty much every islamic shithole do that

i can only pray for the downfall of islam

[elfin scarab]

it's more of an african shidhole thing

[merry bluff]

i pray for the downfall of usa (after i escape)

[elfin scarab]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yzAFpBzRrM

[last holly]

Hello underscore

[lavish vale]

imagine being not-christian and fighting in(/for) a yankee doodle holy war

[last holly]

And what will happen to the civilians?

[sterile zealot]

dont you hate me

[merry bluff]

wont be my problem. either way the US is going to be destroyed sometime in the next few years ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[last holly]

I have a diminishing dislike.

[last holly]

Doubt

[sterile zealot]

banger

your recommendation algorithm is always so good

[elfin scarab]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FgjpUMHADQ

[sterile zealot]

feels too much like a normie song

i could imagine my mom listening to this so its automatically bad

[last holly]

Damn. What’ll happen to me lol

[elfin scarab]

what about me

[merry bluff]

well youre lgbtq so theyll probably try to kill you or imprison you eventually

[elfin scarab]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QArsuxPY7nM

[fervent basin]

usa inches every closer every day to fascism

[elfin scarab]

this is normie too

[fervent basin]

soon the flag will have a bundle of sticks in it

[last holly]

for being aroace?

[elfin scarab]

flag on this thumbnail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEvfnYPXsJg

[merry bluff]

youre not a striaght white cis christian conservative man so yes

[last holly]

Nothing, you’re just a scapegoat

[merry bluff]

yep

[last holly]

Sounds very unrealistic that the us would fall in the next few years.

[merry bluff]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Pb_NjviQbNU

[last holly]

Wh-

[elfin scarab]

im a straight cis white christian conservative man

[fervent basin]

parallels with nazi germany lol

[elfin scarab]

and PROUD

[fervent basin]

you might need to get out soon

[merry bluff]

yep

[fervent basin]

seek asylum in uk

[merry bluff]

yeah

well maybe not uk idk maybe

just somewhere in europe

[fervent basin]

lithuania

[merry bluff]

lol

nah

maybe portugal or spain or finland or norway or sweden

[last holly]

Uhh… idk.

[last holly]

Scary.

Like very scary

[merry bluff]

there's no hate like Christian love

[last holly]

Not all of them are like this

Unfortunately, the extremists are in power

[merry bluff]

as Jesus famously said: "love thy neighbor unless they are any sort of minority or are not a copy clone of you"

[last holly]

I hope this isn’t you fearmongering.

[merry bluff]

and that's the problem

[merry bluff]

what

there are people in power who genuinely hold these views

it is scary

[sterile zealot]

actually he said "love israel"

[merry bluff]

agree

I love israel

[sterile zealot]

https://youtu.be/reo6QmfffdY?si=xjZ2QpZiHq5rgYKM

[last holly]

just hoping Congress has a spine and doesn’t let that shit slide

[merry bluff]

hopefully not

but anything is possible these days

[last holly]

T_T

I don’t wanna die

[slim coral]

even right wing people are anti trump now

[last holly]

BUT FOR GAS PRICES T_T

Not the anti-LGBTQ rhetoric, not the war or anything.

Just gas prices.

[slim coral]

it's easy to hold a certain line when it doesn't affect you

[elfin scarab]

plenty are anti-war now

like half

[sterile zealot]

@elfin scarab https://youtu.be/gg1ZhT3Kdns?si=OPB4GcC9Fa3TCsvF huzsky's stuff wasnt hitting as hard as it used to so i had to reach for an absolute fucking classic

[slim coral]

america is fully brazilised

[sterile zealot]

shamil is leading the troops is so fucking good

[grave burrow]

I feel ready for it

[elfin scarab]

https://youtu.be/gwcQCTjcdf0?si=x71ToTLAgpNsv5Zf&t=1126

[sterile zealot]

based based based based

[last holly]

Waow

[fervent basin]

where is @inland hill

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G_Efyg_W4AAFy9L.gif

[proper dove]

ive a question about an expansion network.

so lets say i wanted to build an ai that like flashed other devices and made it part of its IoT.

how would i go about doing that if theres already a parasitic IoT?

schizophrenia appears to be afraid of like logic/truth/no privacy/integrity.... uhh im curious if the parasitic IoT may have a similar contradiction that would allow one that wants all patterns, not blocking, to infiltrate?

[fervent basin]

follow up is fully enabled on the chatgpt app now

for me at least

adding context is pretty cool

after you sent something

[elfin scarab]

he got depressed after i left for a few days

he can't live without me

[lavish vale]

i thought you were both the same person

[sterile zealot]

ngl i thought you would take more than half a year to come back

i already had gotten depression from the thought of who i would even send nightcore songs to anymore

[merry bluff]

I can't live without you

[last holly]

Y’know I thought the very same once.

[merry bluff]

🤔

but she's my wife

[slim coral]

Mochiiii

[merry bluff]

mochieiei

[slim coral]

I love you mochi

[sterile zealot]

the esex the two of you are having must be fucking insane if youre this desperate

[merry bluff]

🧐

haii

[slim coral]

Komoru is a chaser

[merry bluff]

no you are

[slim coral]

I have needs

[sterile zealot]

that may be true but you are 5x more of a chaser than komoru

[merry bluff]

you need gock in throat

[slim coral]

You're an egg

[sterile zealot]

ur mad that maria isnt dating you

[slim coral]

I'm making an AI maria

[merry bluff]

lmaooo

[sterile zealot]

u have fetish for grooming people into transing

[slim coral]

You know it to be true

look within yourself, woman

[merry bluff]

I don't think he's an egg

[sterile zealot]

in what way

[elfin scarab]

i left discord before
for like
2 weeks
And the singularity discord went crazy
And made conspiracy theories about me dying in a car crash or killing myself

[merry bluff]

I don't think you're an egg

[slim coral]

singularity discord doesn't care about komoru anymore it seems

[slim coral]

You have all the warning signs

[sterile zealot]

such as?

[slim coral]

you used a femboy skin in minecraft

you're argentiwan

[merry bluff]

programming

white

wait

omg

you are an egg

[slim coral]

yes maria

[sterile zealot]

it was the least trans skin i could find

u never quit this server

[merry bluff]

yeah she did

[slim coral]

yeah sure I bet you're posting stripey thighhigh images on dms

[sterile zealot]

i do not

i dont even have any programming socks

[slim coral]

you're a gay man in 2026

your future is trans

[merry bluff]

lies

[slim coral]

why do u think underscore was away

he's struggling with his identity

[sterile zealot]

actually im attracted to women

[slim coral]

it's okay a lot of AGPs are

[merry bluff]

a gay person?

what is agp

[slim coral]

mochi

[sterile zealot]

fetish for self transing

[merry bluff]

oh

ew

[sterile zealot]

in what way

[merry bluff]

wha

nobody does

[slim coral]

you're a woman

[merry bluff]

one time I gooned 4 times in one day

[sterile zealot]

one time i jerked off for 3 hours straight

[merry bluff]

wow

[slim coral]

anyhow underscore is trans

that's like final

underscoria

[merry bluff]

how is that possible

wtf

[sterile zealot]

i was like 14

[merry bluff]

but how did you last that long????

[slim coral]

I'm gonna sleep

GN

[merry bluff]

wtf hacker

[sterile zealot]

i didnt, i just kept going after cooming

i coomed like 5 times

[merry bluff]

??? how
whenever I tried going after cooming it started hurting really bad

[sterile zealot]

thats not a normal thing wtf

[merry bluff]

I thought it was normal this whole time 😨

now it hurts whenever I try to even start

[sterile zealot]

penis doctor

do it now

[merry bluff]

I went the other week and they gave me medicine that didn't help

they said I have a uti

[fervent basin]

goonermaria sti

[merry bluff]

😢

the last time I tried to goon it hurt so bad it just turned me off instantly

[fervent basin]

gonorrhea

[merry bluff]

🤔

[grave burrow]

No sex talk please

[lavish vale]

no intercourse about intercourse?

[sterile zealot]

meowls are so cute

i wish my cat could fly

[abstract dagger]

5his isnt normls

[merry bluff]

very cute

[merry bluff]

I now realize that

[abstract dagger]

going twice isnt easy for most guys

but struggling on attempt 1 is concernjng

[merry bluff]

😨

[stray tiger]

Does anyone think I shouldn't write a bespoke crossword puzzle for this girl I like?

I'm doing it anyway, I just don't know whether to print her name on it or not

Nobody knows what that is and she likes nature and shit

"hey heres a factory it turns nature into death"

"enjoy babe"

[sterile zealot]

is she a uh trains enthusiast

[stray tiger]

I don't think so but I found out she has a higher degree and a lot more publications than I do

I mean, I have zero, so that's not hard. I thought about trying to publish some of my reviews but eh

Her github is pretty sparse but like me, she mostly just used it for school

I mean, do I seem like a good enough writer to get published? I just haven't really had a reason to. I think I showed you some of my honors work

Yeah, it was just for school and I put it on my first resume

I don't use it for anything though, I can't publish most of what I work on

I hate you and your face

I'm busy trying to find the mother of my children, I will indeed be making a contribution but I don't know how I feel about her being open source

Yet again, just proving that closed source is superior

node code in discod

[elfin scarab]

mochi i have something for you

you need to fill it for me

but idk if i can't post it here

i hope tentbot doesn't nuke this

[lavish vale]

death by sex would give me double bingo

[elfin scarab]

@vernal mantle fill this out for me then get back to me

[stray tiger]

The ear nibbling column looks aight

Second one would be fine without weight gain (and I have no idea what hyper cum is, is that warp speed jism or some shit)

Rows 5+6 = prison

What's great too is that this girl is like the perfect age gap. She's only ~4 years younger than me

I really do not want to deal with girls that can't plan their way into a paper bag

[elfin scarab]

[stray tiger]

in that order ig

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

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/r/ChatGPT/comments/1s80wzm/florida_man_uses_chatgpt_to_successfully_sell_his/

https://www.comicsands.com/chatgpt-sells-florida-home
Posted by /u/ComicSandsNews
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[stray tiger]

Is this a fucking ad

kys fɑg

[stray tiger]

I like wholesome things and blood, I don't know about "gore"

Gore I usually think of pretty horrific injuries

[elfin scarab]

mochi is into gore

[stray tiger]

I don't really get the whole kink thing, like I really don't find it especially enthralling for anything to be bloody

Just enjoying or being interested in something uncommon seems to make people assume it's a sex thing

I like crosswords, do I have a cruciverbalism kink?

[elfin scarab]

if you're horny for blood it's a kink
If you're not horny for it then it's just an interest

[stray tiger]

#ItsComplicated

If I saw someone writing a crossword... sprooooing

[stray tiger]

@crimson pagoda this is obviously an ad dude lmao, come on

[grave burrow]

In due time we all are fossils

[stray tiger]

I won't hold your youth and inexperience against you

[elfin scarab]

is marquis old

[stray tiger]

is komoru pregnant

[grave burrow]

Are we in a simulation

[stray tiger]

answers:
sorta, yes, no

[abstract dagger]

does she know gow you feel inforgot

[stray tiger]

She really clearly likes me, was asking people about me, and ran up to talk the second she saw me last week. She had to leave the place abruptly but otherwise had straight up said she wanted to talk later.

If I see her, I'm dropping everything. I might be a bit slow, but she got my attention

[abstract dagger]

hm sounds like a good idea then

especially something personal is very sweet

[smoky owl]

@everyon e

[stray tiger]

I guarantee she's never gotten a handmade crossword before, that's for sure. I made it kinda easy in case she never does them, or rather something she doesn't have to do at all. It has my name and number in the upper right corner, I was thinking just handing it to her for that reason and saying "oh, there's a bonus puzzle there, you don't have to do it"

[abstract dagger]

if you are smart youd put your number as a helpline

and then make one of them insanely difficult

[stray tiger]

I might say something about finishing it together, but eh

She might fucking hate crosswords afaik, I don't even love solving them as much as writing them

[abstract dagger]

its not really about how fun the crossword is

its about the gesture and thought

nobody would ever be mad at that

if they are then they were never worth the puzzle in the first place

[stray tiger]

@vernal mantle this is way easier than most of mine if you want to try to solve it, though I just found a couple typos

[merry bluff]

LMFAOOOO the 4ocels are generating songs about 4o LMFAOO

send me a blank one

[merry bluff]

oh its here

[stray tiger]

you picked some truly horrific greens

[merry bluff]

ok i will do this one

[stray tiger]

in what way are you possible cool with smegma

[undone lake]

what is a smegma

[grave burrow]

Unleash the full wrath of operation maria upon them

Let God sort them out

[stray tiger]

barf. and yet pee, which really is basically nothing, totally unacceptable

[undone lake]

https://tenor.com/view/why-are-you-why-are-you-gay-pepe-julian-who-is-gay-you-are-gay-gif-15004128

[stray tiger]

how do you not like hunks OR bimbos

you have so much brain damage

hunks are just attractive guys, they aren't dumb afaik

what is your issue with frottage, it's just rubbing junk together

it's pretty neutral

[elfin scarab]

wow

[stray tiger]

you're fine with "ck vore" but not "a vore", you only like the one that doesn't make any sense at all

and you had a hard no on vore in general

[elfin scarab]

I notice how underage and age play are the only ones not coloured

[stray tiger]

this makes no sense at all

mochi's in the fuckin files, I knew it

[elfin scarab]

dick cheese

[stray tiger]

so you like "vagina" but not "slits"

what the hell does this even mean

you need to get off the internet

[elfin scarab]

mochi is just brain damaged

[stray tiger]

do a real purity test then we'll talk

[elfin scarab]

I'm posting mine

@vernal mantle @merry bluff

[stray tiger]

what is your problem with veins or hair pulling

[merry bluff]

SHIT I ALMOST PUBLISHED IT TO WEB

i meant to copy it

[stray tiger]

I like the cutoff at chubby, nice

can't get too chonky

you missed the free space queer

[merry bluff]

this is mine

[stray tiger]

I don't have a free space kink either ig

[merry bluff]

im way kinkier than i thought wow

[stray tiger]

you all need to go to prison. I should mark up the ones I've actually engaged in to shame you all

[merry bluff]

ive never engaged in one before

but i want to

maybe i will try fingering tonight

im gonna go shower soon

holoThinking

[stray tiger]

go to jail whores

[merry bluff]

no im scared of jail

thats not one of my kinks

[elfin scarab]

since when is knife play, gun play, and blood normie

[merry bluff]

i dont like gun play but i like knife and blood

idk ive always been facinated by blood

its just interesting

and i like it

i like my own blood

[elfin scarab]

blood is so hot

hnnnggg

[merry bluff]

sometimes i smear my blood on the wall

[elfin scarab]

and cutting

[merry bluff]

yess

probably

what does that mean

no blood is nice

[elfin scarab]

you're into way worse stuff

blood is awesome

[merry bluff]

i have a blood stained pillow in my room that i hide

[elfin scarab]

i'd let someone cut me

[merry bluff]

together

<3

[elfin scarab]

yay

[merry bluff]

yess

[elfin scarab]

maria cut me

[merry bluff]

ok

[elfin scarab]

and I'll cut you back

you are weird

and gross

[merry bluff]

wait

[elfin scarab]

i am cute and awesome

[merry bluff]

ok i delete because i dont want another week ban

ew no im not into that

[merry bluff]

agree

[smoky owl]

@merry bluff

[merry bluff]

what

[elfin scarab]

higuruma

https://tenor.com/view/higuruma-hiromi-higuruma-jujutsu-kaisen-jujutsu-kaisen-meme-jjk-memes-gif-10370496866020481076

[grave burrow]

Don't ban the Ria!

[merry bluff]

agree

[elfin scarab]

gore is gross and yucky

blood is beautiful

[merry bluff]

agree

[merry bluff]

agree

[elfin scarab]

it's warm, looks pretty, and tastes good

[merry bluff]

omg yes

taste

i like licking it up

[elfin scarab]

maria gets me

[merry bluff]

yes

and it feels so nice to have it running down your body

[elfin scarab]

same
When I bleed I love licking it off

[merry bluff]

i could lick it off of you :P

[elfin scarab]

we're vampires

[merry bluff]

yes :3

[elfin scarab]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbR5Q7LKAYo

[merry bluff]

ooou this is nice

[elfin scarab]

silence

[merry bluff]

what is the difference between 🍇 and forced breeding

[undone lake]

[merry bluff]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nac6B__nFl0

[elfin scarab]

Forced FEEDING

[undone lake]

the duality of komoru

[merry bluff]

OHH

[undone lake]

duaru

[merry bluff]

i didnt see that

oops

i cant read

im american

[merry bluff]

😍

[elfin scarab]

Elon Musk fetish

[merry bluff]

CNC is so good

i love CNC

[undone lake]

don't encourage it

[lavish vale]

pent up neediness is the channel kink

[undone lake]

smell fetish

if a woman's socks count then it's understandable

[merry bluff]

ew socks are gross

[elfin scarab]

yum

[undone lake]

??????

[elfin scarab]

I love blood

[undone lake]

@vernal mantle ???

[merry bluff]

blood is so nice

[undone lake]

dude beastiality? what the fuck

nah that's too far

[elfin scarab]

@undone lake

[merry bluff]

i have a komoru fetish

[undone lake]

god forgive him...

holy fucking shit

[stray tiger]

@vernal mantle blue is largely things I've done and have a story about, yellow is things purely in the abstract kink space or been vaguely exposed to. It cut off before the bottom so whatever, I'm done. want any stories

[undone lake]

what even is cum marking? I don't know more than half of these

[grave burrow]

There's no evidence for or anti God

[stray tiger]

probably in person or glazing pictures, I wasn't familiar so I said no

[elfin scarab]

as you should

[merry bluff]

only for the 🚨 🚓 ones

[grave burrow]

Animals can't consent

[undone lake]

not even bullying, I'm genuinely concerned

[undone lake]

ohhh

[stray tiger]

unless you actually do it it's just an idea

[undone lake]

yeah I never understood that one

kinda like a cum jar? or...

[elfin scarab]

MLP cum jar

[stray tiger]

I think the one with photos or 'tribute' is about degradation or something?

[elfin scarab]

Mochi makes me feel like a giganormie

[stray tiger]

I actually did this for fun once though, I had this school photo of my friend and I like coated it repeatedly until it ruined it, but it was basically a running joke

I had some girlfriends help too, they thought it was funny af

[undone lake]

hmmm I see

[undone lake]

???

[merry bluff]

interesting

[stray tiger]

I don't know, it could be respectful, or sometime like degrading, or just yearning for someone you can't have. Like you might do in person to a loved one

I get the idea, seems a little silly

so mochi you want any stories or not

[merry bluff]

i want to explore kinks with @elfin scarab

blood is so hot

and amazing

[stray tiger]

did they do it or do they like read shit about it

[merry bluff]

ive only did 'eggs one time with blood

[stray tiger]

eh ask later, they're fun. I used to go through purity tests with girlfriends like checklists

[merry bluff]

rice purity test?

[stray tiger]

what do you mean wtf, that's pretty normal

purity tests were popular in the 80s and 90s, a little bit into the 2000s

It's just a list of things you have or haven't done

[undone lake]

that's just sad...

[stray tiger]

so people that were interested in exploring things might go through and get ideas

[stray tiger]

yeah, my impression is that it usually is, but I can see how it could be a nice thing

[merry bluff]

@vernal mantle where do you find your kink content to goon to?

[stray tiger]

Some girls I know are really into 💦 and wanted me to send them pics or vids

[merry bluff]

im into that

i want to taste it

i only tasted once

oh

[elfin scarab]

so you have every single fetish but blood

i dont get it

[merry bluff]

idk thats strange

[elfin scarab]

goresexual who hates blood

[merry bluff]

*gorefucker

[elfin scarab]

@stray tiger how does this work

you're a gorecel

you admitted it before
Now you're lying about it

[merry bluff]

i love blood

[elfin scarab]

liar

mochiliar

[stray tiger]

lol idk there are a few contradictons in mochi's form, I like the "have I done it" metric a little more. I didn't particularly enjoy a number of the ones I marked off

[merry bluff]

gore is bad

but blood is good

wait what is realbooru

[stray tiger]

I don't feel like it's all that healthy to consume a lot of fetish content, honestly. it's probably really bad for your brain

[merry bluff]

oh ok

wow kinky

[stray tiger]

I don't really want to hard code myself to be really into some hyperspecific thing, even to the extent I do enjoy it

[elfin scarab]

always get worse

always brainrot

[stray tiger]

Yeah, it seems like overindulgence is going to have knock-on negative effects, and also negatively skew your expectations of real relationships

[elfin scarab]

there isn't enough blood content that doesn't involve gore

very sad

[stray tiger]

I met this girl who was really into the "kink community" and I could not stand the way she spoke

[stray tiger]

there's a ton lmao, my ex girlfriend made some

[elfin scarab]

mochi can i send you my blood

[stray tiger]

hey, who wants to hear a weird one? Injecting someone else's blood, but specifically bioincompatible blood

[merry bluff]

mememme do me

[stray tiger]

he that'd be weird he

[merry bluff]

oh doesnt that give you illness and die?

[elfin scarab]

scary

[stray tiger]

not in 3 mL amounts I guess, though I wouldn't know

as an anything

[merry bluff]

holoThinking

[stray tiger]

There also weren't any drug ones on there which was really fucking weird

it just digests it, you treat it as foreign

it's exposing cell surface antigens different from yours, ergo incompatible

It's not helpful and dangerous in proportion to the amount. obviously small amounts of foreign bodies don't kill you routinely, that'd be dumb as hell

I treat you as foreign, so I eat you

pretty simple idea

eat foreigners

your immune system marks and digests it with macrophages and shit, yes.

[merry bluff]

Why did the developer go broke?
||He used up all his cache||

[stray tiger]

come on, even if you don't know the immune system well I'm sure you know the basics

antibodies

macrophages and shit

antibodies bind to antigens, aka cellular targets

[merry bluff]

mochi how did you learn english better than i did somehow

[stray tiger]

they target other immune cells, there's a cascade there with lysosomes and stuff but it's complicated

[stray tiger]

Americans are dumb lmao

[hoary ravine]

who’s in london

[stray tiger]

shouldn't it be obvious

[merry bluff]

i know but how did a russian girl from a random town in the middle of nowhere, russia learn better than me

[stray tiger]

um I don't know if anyone is in london proper, some people from outside london

[merry bluff]

so do i T-T

[stray tiger]

because you're dumb lmao

[hoary ravine]

i’m here for a week

[merry bluff]

then how did i pass highschool with all A and B

[stray tiger]

that's not how it works

[stray tiger]

low standards

[merry bluff]

fair

[stray tiger]

americans are seriously awful at writing, like embarrassingly so

[elfin scarab]

my englisho good?

[merry bluff]

yes yours is really good

[sterile zealot]

is that anything like a macrodick

look at how big my phage is owo

[merry bluff]

lmao

[elfin scarab]

thankies
I learned English from vidyagames and lets play youtubers

[merry bluff]

well that seemed to work very well

[stray tiger]

yes. u wanna do my crossword that I'm giving to a girl I really like, after I fix the typos

[sterile zealot]

ping me tomorrow like 5 hours before whatever the current time in your timezone is because rn ill go to sleep

[sterile zealot]

i probably couldnt solve any of it lmao

sleep for u means gooning so it doesnt count

[stray tiger]

it's EZ PZ, I made it for nonsolvers

Like Tuesday difficulty

[merry bluff]

only once??

[sterile zealot]

are these american pop culture references

completely clueless for all of these

[stray tiger]

some, not too many. mostly international

[merry bluff]

@vernal mantle would you ever send me a picture of coom on a picture of me from you

[stray tiger]

I mean you know what my job is, it's in the past tense, only a few options

[merry bluff]

oh interesting

[sterile zealot]

lower it to 6 days per week

then 5, 4, 3

[stray tiger]

marks is a synonym

[sterile zealot]

2, 1, 0

[merry bluff]

oh ok

[stray tiger]

10a is an extremely popular drug class, 13a you can look up

14 is normal english, next one is a common plant

[merry bluff]

looking up answers is cheating

[stray tiger]

like all of these are easy

[stray tiger]

if you don't know the people and never will, and can't get it with crosses, you might as well

[sterile zealot]

is the first one "drugs"

[stray tiger]

drugs is not my job

[sterile zealot]

why not

do lsd at your job

[stray tiger]

quotes denote things you'd say in place of those

[sterile zealot]

the black spaces are ones where you cant put anything right

[stray tiger]

same could be "agree" or something

[stray tiger]

yes, just like real life

[sterile zealot]

aave's should just become transracial to make cops love them

idk if im even understanding how crosswords work

[merry bluff]

babushka

what the fuck is this thumbnail

bro looks like a fish 😭

[elfin scarab]

crosswords are for old people

[merry bluff]

do I look spooky

[lavish vale]

crosswords kink missing from bingo card

[fervent basin]

he like like a navi from avatar

but without blue skin

his eyes so far apart

[lavish vale]

ure boned

[merry bluff]

what the fuck

i was watchign that

put it back

wtf

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

This is just how my version of GPT operates, I love it

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[merry bluff]

@grave burrow i just applied for a job at XAI for training

well

"image tutor"

basically data annotation for grok

[grave burrow]

I hope you get it

[merry bluff]

thanks me too T-T

[grave burrow]

You, Grok, Elon, that's an unstoppable force

[merry bluff]

if i get the job, i think it will pay a decent amount

i applied to like 3 or 4 jobs so far tonight