💬off-topic

[worldly loom]

That's just his handsigns for his jutsu.

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Bye Adult Mode

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1s4sm6m/bye_adult_mode/

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[violet herald]

Predicting either an announcement of the seizure of Iran's HEU or just fuckin alien distraction

[slim coral]

that's the most cringe way to announce it

[fervent basin]

probably bullshit

[abstract dagger]

openai going public will probably be the death of it i fear

[quaint thistle]

white house must have recently brought someone on board who is v social media native because theyve been doing a lot of this cringe conspiracy bait shit where they post cryptic videos and then delete them, someone on the staff knows exactly how to bait social media chuds

[quaint thistle]

agreed im highly sceptical of this story

[cursive kelp]

🇷🇴🌲In newly revealed data for 2023, Romania has had the biggest growth in the EU in forested land, with an additional 39.9 million m² planted. Sweden and Poland came in second and third respectively

Estonia was the only EU nation to see a reduction in forested land

[fervent basin]

https://www.france24.com/en/france-confirms-oil-crisis-says-30-40-gulf-energy-infrastructure-destroyed

codex weekly usage reset lol

i didn't even get to the point where it said it would renew, it was at 50%

they seem to do this a lot

[violet herald]

If this was the only factor, GOOGL wouldn't have plummeted too

[worldly loom]

I can not trim this for a complete video because I can't make the clipo where she kisses and blows on the gpu😭 Sora is died.

[fervent basin]

maybe when they realise they have some token usage bug, it's hard to detect so they apply the renewal to everyone

[abstract dagger]

post 2 emojis and a blurred image. delete post. rinse and repeat

its so annoying

google does it

they advertise their shitty ai products by saying some cryptic word message and then releasing the absolute worst tool ever

[violet herald]

Ref

[abstract dagger]

honestly the only thing google is good at is creative ai

but the ai is dumb

[worldly loom]

That's because they bought a british dev, deepmind.

Gemini isn't dumb, I shit on Gemini a lot but it is sota now.

[quaint thistle]

oi bruv demis hassabis only makes bri'ish AI

[worldly loom]

I don't know why Claude scored so badly here but https://simple-bench.com/

[fervent basin]

3.1 pro preview almost at human baseline lol

crazy

[violet herald]

You can shit on them again within a month when we get mythos

[worldly loom]

Agi may not be far away.

I do expect to shit on them again, maybe even before a new release, they might quantise it to shit again or something.

[violet herald]

What you get is always "quantized to shit"

Mythos is about to blow in like a train

Claude Mythos blog post (intended for CEO forum, archived before it was taken down):
https://m1astra-mythos.pages.dev/

[worldly loom]

I only wanted joggers to be nike.

[worldly loom]

Oooh😬 that demon on the right...

[inland hill]

Damn

New jjk episode is so peak

[fervent basin]

ye i watched it @inland hill

[inland hill]

And the previous one too

[fervent basin]

ye

[inland hill]

I really enjoywd the fight with the receipts guy lmao

[fervent basin]

one of my favourite episodes was the mechamaru one

that was like evangelion

[inland hill]

Lmao

Creepiest is still mahito

No yuji no gojo who could fight mahito??

[fervent basin]

Ryoiki tenkai.

[inland hill]

[inland hill]

I only know 1

[fervent basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jujutsu-kaizen-yuji-itadori-jjk-mahito-NSyShqWiLEHD8BFWuW

how are like touching him and not getting their souls distorted

i mean i know nanami's soul does in the end

[inland hill]

Yuji is resistant that is the point

[fervent basin]

what about nanami

[inland hill]

The other aint touchin

[fervent basin]

ahhh

gotta be careful

hand could come outta nowhere tho

[inland hill]

Yuji was the perfect counter to mahito

[inland hill]

I think it needs some time

So he could survive a few miliseconds for sure

[fervent basin]

ah

[inland hill]

Sukuna is crazy stronk lmao

Slicing mahito without any body

Mfw your domain is actually negative

Since u are forced to touch sukuna

Wo yeah @fervent basin mahito himself explains

When he fights yuji

(Or mayb the narrator idk)

That since he hosts 2 spuld he can clearly see his own and (also mahito's) hence why he can damage him

[fervent basin]

the narrator is tengen lol

did you notice

[inland hill]

Nanami is only there to distract his body

[inland hill]

Lmao NEVER

[fervent basin]

check the voices

[inland hill]

I love jjk narrations

The Explanations

[fervent basin]

@inland hill https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfrzVhe0q8I

i had such trouble keeping up with these rules

it took me about 2 hours to watch

cuz i kept having to pause and rewind and ask chatgpt stuff

[inland hill]

...in these exact moments, Satoru Gojo has ceased the active filtration of his Limitless barrier.
To bypass the enemy’s adaptive immunity, Gojo is performing a high-speed "Inverse Lapse." By manually oscillating the cursed energy output between Blue and Red at a frequency of 0.00001 seconds, he creates a localized "stutter" in space-time. This does not push or pull the target; rather, it vibrates the atomic bonds of the opponent's cursed technique until they undergo molecular fatigue.
He is essentially "scrubbing" the enemy out of existence by treating the vacuum of space as a physical abrasive. This process requires a level of Six Eyes processing power that would incinerate a normal sorcerer's brain within milliseconds.

[inland hill]

Lmao

[inland hill]

Full on anime episode for a rulebook

[buoyant terrace]

https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/app-that-makes-your-mac-moan-goes-viral-after-earning-5k-in-3-days-3341909/

[inland hill]

Jjk narrations be like

[fervent basin]

the rule chain clinking noise is stuck in my head now

chugugugugugugugugu

[inland hill]

Why doesnt gojo utilise this

I need to contact the author

[fervent basin]

they pull half of this from their ass lol

[cursive kelp]

🇮🇱🤝🇺🇬❌🇮🇷❗️ — Uganda’s Chief of Defence Forces, General Muhoozi Kainerugaba, has made strong statements expressing readiness to support Israel in the ongoing conflict with Iran.

▶️Recent reports confirm he said Uganda would join the war on Israel’s side if the situation escalates further.

🔗Uganada Cheif of Defence Forces (CDF), General Muhoozi Kainerugaba

[carmine peak]

great, NOW WE GOT A FUCKIN CPU SHORTAGE

CAN A NIGGA FUCKIN BUY PC PARTS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCUnnMj01sY

[quaint thistle]

Museveni will literalyl do anything whatsoever to stay in power

[fervent basin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1050422061803245600/1173047603739492392/catreverse.gif

[quaint thistle]

An opportunity to join a righteous christian war on the side of powerful western allies? sign me up!

[cursive kelp]

🇺🇸🇮🇱⚡🇮🇷 BREAKING - The U.S. Air Force has reportedly targeted underground sites in Quds, central Iran, using GBU-57 rocket-propelled grenades — apparently hitting a secret missile cache. The whole mountain exploded due to the explosion!

@WarSaWitness

[mild nacelle]

nope. all computation will become a paid subscription service

[abstract dagger]

lol

[carmine peak]

I think id rather die

[abstract dagger]

geforce now

[carmine peak]

more like geforce later with the input delay

[abstract dagger]

tbf itsnnot terrible

but could be better

[carmine peak]

cough time limit despite paying

cough compression

[quaint thistle]

cloud computing is the best solution for all your device needs! PC, phone, smart watch, pacemaker, dialysis machine.... it's all more efficient and cheaper with our competitive subscription model!

[abstract dagger]

i got it for my girl for a while but eventually just upgraded her pc so there was no limit on what games i can play w her

[carmine peak]

cough random price hikes years in

[plucky gyro]

https://x.com/Zai_org/status/2037490078126084514?

Z.ai (@Zai_org)

GLM-5.1 is available to ALL GLM Coding Plan users!
https://t.co/E63z53nXOX

X · Mar 27, 2026, 11:21 AM

[mild nacelle]

you need to realize that chip fab has become a commodity like oil. computers used to be a hobbyist/gamer thing, now their prices will rise and fall based on global politics

[carmine peak]

all this for some chatbots

[quaint thistle]

you WILL die if you don't sign up to our Larry Ellison special life control subscription model!

[mild nacelle]

5x rate limit usage

[carmine peak]

god I hate this timeline, why'd they have to shoot harambe...

[carmine peak]

everything after 2016 is the bad timeline

all these shortages, covid, all these youtubers being pedos and getting cancelled on a weekly basis in 2024

[cursive kelp]

My thoughts are that the US is trying to pull Iranian forces out to their islands so they're easier to target and it pulls resources from the mainland. I doubt we are going to land ground forces on them. Because notice that now that Iran reinforced Kharg articles are coming out that the US is gonna take other Iranian islands instead

[carmine peak]

ww3 trending every year

[quaint thistle]

with the quantity of troops that are apparently en route to the gulf im feeling its likely there will be american boots on ground on the iran coast at least

they have like 5-10 thousand troops massing now in the region

[cursive kelp]

Agreed. But it won't be on islands

[quaint thistle]

oh i see

[cursive kelp]

Islands can just get carpet bombed

[quaint thistle]

well i mean tbh they could take both kharg island and bandar abbas i think

[mild nacelle]

realistically there are three scenarios. in order of whats most likely to happen:

1. AI bubble pops. Investors try to recoup losses by selling compute as subscription.

2. AI bubble pops. Investors sour on AI. We suddenly have too many data centers. Prices fall. (the good ending)

3. AI actually becomes what tech bros promised. AGI makes white collar labor cheap as dirt, massive unemployment.

[quaint thistle]

#1 most likely i think

[cursive kelp]

How does this affect Iran

[mild nacelle]

we need petrochemicals to make asphalt to drive on

[lethal finch]

Im so glad that poor people are not allowed to own computers let them rent cloud gaming services

[quaint thistle]

oh i justr realised you mentioned it in order of liklihood

[lethal finch]

Good stuff

[quaint thistle]

so i agree

[knotty trail]

I hate reddit

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Bye Adult Mode

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1s4sm6m/bye_adult_mode/

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Posted by /u/StunningCrow32
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[knotty trail]

I got banned

[mild nacelle]

digg? what is this 2010

[abstract dagger]

if the ai bubble pops it will recover

i do believe what we currently have is a bubble for sure

[mild nacelle]

ai bubble popping doesnt mean that progress on AI technology stops.

[carmine peak]

that's nothing iv'e been banned like 5 times

[lethal finch]

It means it will slow down

[abstract dagger]

from 5 reddits or reddit as a whole

[lethal finch]

Tho inflated prices will stay

[abstract dagger]

honestly not a bad thing

[carmine peak]

reddit as a whole

[knotty trail]

been searching for reddit alternatives

I found Anonyway so far

[abstract dagger]

as cool as ai growing fast is, as a society it is a lot to adapt to

[carmine peak]

mainly because they detect my alts beause reddit is the ultimate no life platform and they can't be fucked to moderate alts

[mild nacelle]

yeah it just means that they wont have every investor in the world scrambling to stuff money in sam altman's pockets

[abstract dagger]

if it grew slowly we wiuld adapt to it better

i managed to get my mom using chatgpt

[knotty trail]

lol

[abstract dagger]

she no longer has to ask me simple questions about stuff which is nice

[lethal finch]

They have a fuck ton of money anyways I do wonder tho avout those space data centers

[carmine peak]

bruh

[knotty trail]

found here as an alternative

[quaint thistle]

My reddit account got wrongly suspended twice but i didnt appeal either of them because i dont want a human to look at my account and notice that im abusing my grandfathered API key hahaha

[knotty trail]

https://www.anonyway.com/board/ai

[abstract dagger]

she needs it i swear

😭

[carmine peak]

"don't talk to me mom, talk to the clanker"

[knotty trail]

They don't cancel bans

[lethal finch]

Hollow ?

[abstract dagger]

i mean i talk to her a lot to be fair

[abstract dagger]

just i can be very busy some days and dont always have time to help her

[quaint thistle]

right but i havent been banned ive jut receieved 3 day suspensions a couple times

[lethal finch]

Touch grass

Why you on Reddit anyways ?

[abstract dagger]

its a good tool for her to learn, and i often call her for hours so we definitely have enough quality time together

[carmine peak]

to learn what

[abstract dagger]

so i see no issue in teaching her to use chatgpt to solve problems

[abstract dagger]

using ai

[carmine peak]

half the time ai gives the wrong answer anyway

[abstract dagger]

since she suffers with poor vision talking to it helps her a lot

[abstract dagger]

i dont really think this is true

[lethal finch]

goes on ai server
why Tf are u using ai

?

[quaint thistle]

3 years ago, not nowadays

[abstract dagger]

sometimes it can be sure but its very rare nowadays compared to what it once was

[lethal finch]

Ur point ?

[carmine peak]

lets see, yellowstone vacation last summer, "what time does the gate open? "8 am" we go there and turns out it's awlays open

im in the army and told to do a EMI

sergant looks it up, google ai says it's a physical

[abstract dagger]

for travelling gemini is the best option

[carmine peak]

I get stuck in a multi day long goose chase calling army clinics and explaining my situation being asked, what is an IME? why don't you know what it stands for?

[abstract dagger]

but my moms questions are a lot more basic and verifiable than this

and my mom is not in the army

[lethal finch]

Google maps is shit for travelling sometimes ngl

[carmine peak]

only to eventually come full circle after being sent to different clinics

and calling different clinics

[abstract dagger]

depends on the country for sure

[carmine peak]

and being bitched at about it by my sergant

[abstract dagger]

it was abysmal in serbia

[mild nacelle]

its a tool that has a right and wrong way to use it. I think the hype men upselling AI are being very unrealistic.

[carmine peak]

that it is not in fact a physical but just my overall army health record

[abstract dagger]

half the hotels i tried to go to had shut down

[carmine peak]

well anytime anyone around me has to use ai to answer a question or solve a problem not in my control but im involved with, it has given them the wrong answer and completely fucked my day

[cursive kelp]

🇷🇴🇲🇩New data shows that a unification referendum in Moldova would pass with 55-58% of the vote

It is important to note that the polls do not include the autonomous/separatist region of Transnistria

Above you can see the polls in the Republic versus the polls in the diaspora

[lethal finch]

killing machine for the gov nice

Good career

[slim coral]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2037514839170416694

Wanderjegson (@wanderjegson)

Kingdom Hearts can't be this good

Quoting eppy (@epppyyy)
︀
This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time
︀︀
︀︀Cry harder Sora Bros

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FxTwitter · Mar 27, 2026, 12:59 PM

[carmine peak]

please fucking don't

use a goddamn pencil

pay an artist commision

give me my goddamn pc parts

[slim coral]

but then how am I gonna make evander themed smut

[lethal finch]

Why only fucking slop anime tho ?

[carmine peak]

I WANNA PLAY FUCKING VIDEO GAMES

GAMERS WERE HERE FIRST

[quaint thistle]

the point is to use llm's to get this info quickly and sucinctly, but ofc you have to double check it yourself if youre going to rely on it. the point is not to get 100% accuracy its just to get quick info on a broad variety of topics [and agents is a whole other thing obv]

[abstract dagger]

if you werent struggling for money do you think youd have a different perspective on ai?

[mild nacelle]

tools that are "agentic" like codex are amazing. they do something and get immediate feedback from the computer if it doesnt work, and then they test when it looks complete to make sure the end result aligned with your request.

asking a non-thinking model for help with homework or questions is a bad use case. but google really needs you to become reliant on it. lol

[lethal finch]

Pay for cloud gaming

[abstract dagger]

reworded it bc it came off ruder than i meant it

[carmine peak]

well no normal people double check this sort of stuff, they google it anyways because they're in a hurry and google slaps ai at the top even though half the time it's wrong

[mild nacelle]

play D&D or board games instead. that will show Sam Altman

[carmine peak]

respectfully, suck the biggest cock you can find in the immediate vicinity

[pine patrol]

"bring him back" 🥀

[abstract dagger]

i mean geforce now is free

[sterile zealot]

i have a stockpile of ram that i sell to ai companies

[lethal finch]

I would if could, but you should reconsider your hobby if you can’t afford it

[sterile zealot]

personally i think its great

[carmine peak]

for an hour sure

[quaint thistle]

sounds like you have a skill issue mate

[carmine peak]

oh and there's queues

[sterile zealot]

ai is way better than gaymer trash, its not even close

[pine patrol]

Is it downloadable RAM?

[abstract dagger]

why would you need to play games for longer than an hour

[carmine peak]

this has to be bait

[mild nacelle]

the only ram u have is the one you have to milk every morning for coffee creamer

[carmine peak]

why even game at all if you're only gonna do an hour

[abstract dagger]

im serious

[carmine peak]

if you do it that little you may as well just do something else entirely

[abstract dagger]

i play games in 30m-1h stints

[lethal finch]

You can watch ads to make your subscription cheaper wdym

[pine patrol]

What kind of games?

[carmine peak]

who the fuck wants to do that

[mild nacelle]

also refer a friend for 10 free credits

[carmine peak]

what happened to owning a game and owning your hardware

and not having to use internet for it

or subscriptions

or streaming

[abstract dagger]

osu, overwatch, fortnite, split fiction, minecraft, hytale, geometry dash

[lethal finch]

Thats not for the masses , they should just work and rent

[abstract dagger]

bloons td 6

among us

[mild nacelle]

become our least-paid salesman and simp our company to your friends and family for peanuts

[carmine peak]

anddddd how much ceo cock have you sucked lately?

[abstract dagger]

back in the day i did play apex 12-15h a day to be fair but i was a kid

[carmine peak]

I play like 4-6 hrs a day

[abstract dagger]

and gaming was more fun back then, plus i wanted to go pro so in my eyes it was a career prospect

[lethal finch]

Im sorry, maybe you should just try being not poor if you don’t like it that much

Get yo paper up homie

[carmine peak]

are you being held at gunpoint? like why are your views so anti consumer?

[abstract dagger]

@carmine peak

[carmine peak]

do you spread your asshole wide open for daddy jensen?

[abstract dagger]

good luck getting a gpu

[carmine peak]

wtf am I looking at

[abstract dagger]

my claude code usage in the last 30 minutes

[carmine peak]

just code yourself holy shit

iv'e tried vibe coding, it fucks up for hours and you have to just constantly troubleshoot over and over and over

and introduces more issues than fixing the initial one

[mild nacelle]

tbh video game hardware was on the downtrend before AI shit. games that need the newest Nvidia arent the kings anymore

[abstract dagger]

coding myself takes ages

i would never be able to code my software if i coded by hand

[lethal finch]

@carmine peak https://www.nvidia.com/en-us/geforce-now/ 💋

[carmine peak]

this server is so insanely dystopian

holy fuck

[abstract dagger]

my project rn is at 100k lines

no way id be able to write that by hand lol

[lethal finch]

You come onto a fucking server where people like to use ai and complain about ai usage

[pine patrol]

Well, that's normal, it's about AI

[lethal finch]

Tf did you expect ?

[mild nacelle]

I think the last time I even questioned my video card was when Cyberpunk came out

[carmine peak]

you guys are either brainwashed or being held at gunpoint like holy fuck

blink twice if you are being held against your will and made to say these things

[abstract dagger]

im going to go to film club and ask them why they dont read books anymore

feeling like hollow rn

[carmine peak]

well books are still a thing and there isn't a shortage and price increase introduced because of films

mabye libraries aren't but you can still order books online

[mild nacelle]

how about films about books

[carmine peak]

so pretty empty comparison to ai and pc parts here

[lethal finch]

I can’t play my video games boohoo if you can’t afford it go and touch grass or get a better job instead of making it everyone elses problem that you failed at life ao hard you can’t afford your hobbies no more

[carmine peak]

funny you guys mention jobs since the gpus do it all for you

with the vibecoding

[fervent basin]

@inland hill

[static hemlock]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1PHAtTR0H2QxGKDKL0TpjZ?si=af13eae2921945b5

[lethal finch]

Yoink.

[fervent basin]

i made it

[sterile zealot]

what about disabled people? you fucking ableist piece of shit

are you gonna start telling us about how you want to genocide the jews now too

[lethal finch]

Cogs have to major features a hole and teeth , but trust me no man wants the teeth

[carmine peak]

there are accessibility features in most operating systems and there are things like the playstation access controller, im sure there are equivallents for pc

[carmine peak]

i want to buy a graphics card at msrp, you guys wanna tell me to get a better paying job, when your own job is done for you by ai

comparing me to hitler over this is crazy

[mild nacelle]

Hollow if you want some good news.

Chip fabrication is increasing. Biden's CHIPS act and trump's continued support is ramping up fabricatgion in the US. Given like 8-10 years we wont be held hostage by TSMC and prices will relax.

Efficiency of chips will also increase, getting more from less. Apple Silicon was ahead of the game, but their competitors are catching up.

[lethal finch]

@carmine peak Youre a POS buddy , your best idea of telling someone off is telling them suck a dick , bro fym

[sterile zealot]

you definitely would be the one telling a jew "just stop being jewish"

[carmine peak]

yall are so fucking lazy you're gonna glaze ai and ceos this fucking much and call me hitler

[sterile zealot]

whats next, saying that the holocaust had only 271k victims?

[carmine peak]

BITCH I WANT A GRAPHICS CARD SO I CAN ISOLATE MYSELF AND SIT INSIDE ALL DAY AND OBSESS OVER MY FPS, IDC WHAT RELIGION YOU ARE

[lethal finch]

I don’t even care about ai at this point i just want to make you as miserable as possible while youre here

[sterile zealot]

graphics cards are made with literal child labor

[quaint thistle]

skill issue

[carmine peak]

you do, it's your entire job

[sterile zealot]

you are supporting child labor factories in china and africa

[lethal finch]

At least i have one

You unemployed fuck

[carmine peak]

ok so then why do you use graphics cards for your ai and jobs then????

[carmine peak]

and you're supporting it even more by buying out the entire fucking stock???

[mild nacelle]

maybe become like @slim coral and pray for full dive VR as a pseudo heaven

[sterile zealot]

ai doesnt use graphics cards, its free to run

[carmine peak]

ew fuck no

[sterile zealot]

yeah this will reduce child labor

[carmine peak]

I lost my best friend of 7 years to vr chat

[mild nacelle]

its not far off from what you want

[carmine peak]

he became a full time gay furry orgy fur fest attending cock sucker

because of vr chat

[violet herald]

I see you moved your comments and complaints to #💬off-topic like the rest of the unstable here

[carmine peak]

and he spends his time "making avvies"

[mild nacelle]

you should have joined him. your loss

[lethal finch]

Probably they didn’t ditch you because you’re an ass fs

[mild nacelle]

you slept on having a best friend who likes to give BJs for free. lol loser

[carmine peak]

you realize gpus will still need to be manufactured.... right???

if anything this is increasing the child labor

[violet herald]

https://tenor.com/view/genius-reyleigh-gif-2624811426640502973

[sterile zealot]

ai doesnt even need cpus to run, why the hell would it need gpus

ai doesnt need hardware to run

its just free

[lethal finch]

https://tenor.com/view/geeb-bruh-really-are-you-serious-gif-20129962

[carmine peak]

are you stupid

[sterile zealot]

wtf that is so ableist what is wrong with you

[carmine peak]

im a gamer

[sterile zealot]

are you also some transphobic piece of shit

[carmine peak]

im a gamer

[mild nacelle]

ram, cpu, gpu, tpu all needs the same photolithograpy machines that are churning 24/7.

[lethal finch]

He is homophobic

[sterile zealot]

@carmine peak would u make a good cute lil femboy :3

i bet you would

[slim coral]

https://elpais.com/opinion/2026-03-26/pasion-y-muerte-de-noelia-castillo.html

[lethal finch]

@carmine peak would u make a good cute lil femboy :3

[violet herald]

Woah careful you're talking about someone that feeds army people or smth

[carmine peak]

I have a girlfriend

[slim coral]

they hacked this girl up for her organs

[mild nacelle]

good she can help with your outfit and makeup

[carmine peak]

bro you're a furry

[sterile zealot]

snuzzles my tail with you wow thats so impressive

[carmine peak]

your opinion doesn't count

[lethal finch]

Like yours does

[mild nacelle]

what gives you that idea

[carmine peak]

you guys are so desperate with this 1/10 bait

[pine patrol]

What the fuck is going on

[slim coral]

💉

become a girl

[lethal finch]

Im just hating on haters

[slim coral]

girly girl

[violet herald]

To acknowledge bait is to have bitten

[pine patrol]

A hater hater

[carmine peak]

to bait is to have too much time on your hands while claude codes for you

[lethal finch]

He mad cuz he broke and his girl is fat

[sterile zealot]

if u can spot its bait then why r u replying

[carmine peak]

because im bored

[violet herald]

Uh yeah that's tautologically necessary dude

[slim coral]

You'll never afford hardware again

prices will never go down. supply and demand bitch

[pine patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/lowcortisollevel-tayguan-tayanhguan-gif-18425416686466898059

[carmine peak]

oh I will, just in a month

depends how much im willing to dip into my savings

[slim coral]

gamers are willing to give an arm and a leg for physx

[orchid ore]

Pardon me, who earns for you?

[carmine peak]

uh me

[orchid ore]

💤how?

[carmine peak]

im in the army

[slim coral]

what army are you in

[carmine peak]

I work

us army

[orchid ore]

Which game boss?

[slim coral]

damn

you're gonna die in iran

[carmine peak]

what

[slim coral]

my condolences

[carmine peak]

im not in a combat job

[slim coral]

men, this guy is in extreme grief

[lethal finch]

I can’t wait till you guys make landfall but not you cuz youre a cozy Aswab waiver supply chain mf who does jack

[slim coral]

over his imminent demise

let's comfort him

[orchid ore]

Was jus double checking if you is in the real US army or virtual one

[carmine peak]

again my job is unlrelated to combat

[lethal finch]

Yeah a supply mf

Warehouse worker

[orchid ore]

This the first time I saw an army person having 118games

[carmine peak]

and?

[pine patrol]

Nothing

[slim coral]

jarheads are the worst

they literally spend thousands to export dodge challengers to army bases

like they go in debt

[orchid ore]

Interesting I may say. What implication do you desire to derive? Agitated much

[lethal finch]

Jarheads belong in the sand

[carmine peak]

im wondering what your point is about my games

[orchid ore]

There is no point son. It's a classic statement. Jus stating my observation

[lethal finch]

SON ? Man I’d end my family tree if I had a son like this ngl

[carmine peak]

well that's like every default army guy here

[lethal finch]

Old yeller thst little dude

[slim coral]

https://youtu.be/qt5hu0OrdQ8

I play with my i3 6600u

4gb ram

[orchid ore]

Yall I have heard that Israeli army has the highest count of gay army men?

[slim coral]

what's ur excuse bitch

[orchid ore]

Fact check this, US counterpart

[carmine peak]

me? or

[slim coral]

yeah

like

You don't need a gpu

[mild nacelle]

wool is the very best material for socks

[slim coral]

you could hold on a while and wait for Intel's new APU

but even then

[slim coral]

nylons

[lethal finch]

I always though that the army was people who are just their to support the actual armed forces , except the rangers ofc

[slim coral]

because you can sniff them

[carmine peak]

after pc gaming since 2019 and being on mid range parts, and sitting through 3 shortages now id like to have the best pc I can

[mild nacelle]

youre a foot person too huh

[carmine peak]

is there something wrong with that?

[lethal finch]

No wanting a good P.C. is okay

[slim coral]

no seriously just get an apu

[orchid ore]

And what are the armed forces by that logic?

[carmine peak]

I want a 5090

[lethal finch]

Marines , navy,airforce

National guard even

[carmine peak]

if I was gonna settle for an apu id just main my legion go S

[slim coral]

[orchid ore]

Hmm marines and navy. Aren't they kinda similar? You skipped the terrestrial forces totally

[mild nacelle]

gamers are trashy. they will spend their whole paycheck on a PC and then try to hauk the PC on craigslist or FB marketplace when rent comes due.

all of that is to say, keep an eye on those sites. they dont realize that the hardware is worth way more than when they bought it

[lethal finch]

If I had to choose a branch to protect me it would be the marines

[carmine peak]

I don't trust getting that expensive of a gpu used

[orchid ore]

I think the US doesn't have much territorial aggressions and the people are naturally ignorant on general knowledge there

[carmine peak]

id rather just tank the full price and trust that it's brand new and has a warranty

[mild nacelle]

then pay retail, chud

[lethal finch]

But he broke

[mild nacelle]

boorish fool

[carmine peak]

again I could buy it right now

I am waiting

[lethal finch]

Good wait some more

It will go down I swear

[mild nacelle]

its gonna get more expensive for the forseeable future

[carmine peak]

no it won't

the one im eyeing just went up 100

last night

[lethal finch]

[mild nacelle]

demand: very high
supply: very low

usually its one or the other. with chips you have BOTH because top manufacturers have said its not cost effective to sell to the consumer market

[carmine peak]

yeah but he "loves us gamers" right?

jensen

[mild nacelle]

he loves dollars way more :3

[carmine peak]

clearly

[lethal finch]

OC

Do not steal

[fervent basin]

fuck it messed up the panel separator

fix it

it made the cogs weird too

[lethal finch]

It’s aight

[fervent basin]

oh they were like that

[lethal finch]

Yuji Itadori saying some wild shi ngl

[fervent basin]

wait it did a new one that's fixed

[cursive kelp]

🇺🇸⚡️ — A U.S. Secret Service agent assigned to Former First Lady Jill Biden shot himself in the leg while escorting her through Philadelphia airport this morning, DailyMail reports.

➡️ The incident happened in a busy terminal, and the incident is still under investigation.

➡️ The agent’s condition is unknown.

[fervent basin]

wait the issue happens when i download it

huh what

google's download copy gets corrupted

never seen that before

[lethal finch]

Rip

[fervent basin]

i did a screenshot

[lethal finch]

[fervent basin]

what a palava

lol

[cursive kelp]

— 🇱🇧/🇮🇱 NEW: Hezbollah is reportedly deploying fiber-optic guided FPV drones to strike Israeli targets.

@interbellumnews

[lethal finch]

@inland hill Palá-wear, new Hungarian designer clothing brand name wdy think ?

[quaint thistle]

if theyve only just started doing that now then theyre a good 2 years late to the game lol

[bitter cedar]

I don't think it's very good.

[fervent basin]

you can have codex sessions like going for hours even when out of credits lol

as long as you tell it to keep going and not return until it's done

or something

on xhigh

the brave warrior soldiers on

[cursive kelp]

🇦🇫🇵🇰 BREAKING— Pakistan announced the termination of the ceasefire and the resumption of military operations against Afghanistan.

[fervent basin]

wow

the world is breaking apart

[gusty ravine]

holy

[fervent basin]

pakistan military ops against afghanistan is very much like israel operations against iran lol

[carmine peak]

why is an ai server so obsessed with iran

[stray tiger]

Lmao

[carmine peak]

ofc the furry says that

[gusty ravine]

gpt is so awdsome

[stray tiger]

until morale improves

[stray tiger]

It's one of the most major geopolitical events. also hasn't gaming been free for decades. https://www.albinoblacksheep.com

There are so many free and abandonware games, and especially mods that you'll never run out

They didn't get better than Super Mario World, I'm pretty sure it's still ranked higher than Odyssey. They never got better than New Vegas. Never got better than Red Alert

chasing the dragon leads to inevitable disappointment. The most acclaimed games are all indie anyway, and Balatro runs on a toaster and renders on a potato

retvrn

[slim coral]

Use AI to make more New Vegas content

NV still has new content btw

[stray tiger]

Fallout 4 is shit but that massive Fallout London fan project looked turbo swell

[slim coral]

https://youtu.be/ZqpAaFfLZkw

[stray tiger]

What kind of new content 🤔

[slim coral]

They prettied it up for the trailer though it's still new vegas

New Vegas is still a piece of shit

[stray tiger]

Damnit not the ncr 😔

[slim coral]

There's a legion mod too

[stray tiger]

Yeah that's why you run it with 60 mods so that it's great again

Honestly though I played it on console first and it was great, jank means little compared with that stellar script. But mods are awesome either way

Lol my two "favorite" factions

[slim coral]

I did my two first playthroughs on the 360

and I still think it was shit

idk how I even finished the game

[stray tiger]

You are the only person on earth to think this

[slim coral]

The engine is just the worst

and the bugs

[stray tiger]

The expansions ranged from good to bad

[slim coral]

The game is broken

[stray tiger]

Maybe 360 had worse bugs than ps3 honestly, I ran into few

[slim coral]

So much so that like

If you take what makes New Vegas good out

You get fallout 3

[stray tiger]

Bethesda is lazy and forced black isle to rush it, blah blah. But just play the fucking thing with mods fhen

Oh god no

The writing. Soooo bad

[slim coral]

I never made past rivet city

in fallout 3

this is the legion mod I'm playing

[stray tiger]

Is that like the first area you can choose to heartlessly nuke

[slim coral]

yeah it's the same place

but non nuked

[stray tiger]

I never played much past that in 3 either, I barely made it past the basebuilding in 4

[slim coral]

oh you meant fallout 3

no

rivet city is the ship

[stray tiger]

Oh yeah I never made it there lmao

[slim coral]

you can play F3 inside new vegas now

with TTW mod

[stray tiger]

Why would anyone want to do this

[slim coral]

because F3 is worse than new vegas technically

so they just ported F3 to New Vegas

so much so that it's the recommended way to play it now

[stray tiger]

Jesus lmao

[stray tiger]

I don't love the legion or ncr though I'd love to do these mods

I'd love to see a comprehensive "any faction can win it" mod that brings up the minor ones

Like I want to see a tweaker drug ravaged new Vegas

Fiend control worldwide son

[slim coral]

You can have that

idk what mod

but there must be a mod for that

It's just the courier has too much potential

to be a raider

there's a lot of powder ganger mods

[stray tiger]

Lol but I mean like a deep storyline, I don't think anyone ceres enough to give the mooks any story

[slim coral]

and there's a powder ganger companion mod

[stray tiger]

Lmaooo

[slim coral]

https://youtube.com/shorts/RafPIyh7VJE

He's a riot

They had to make him since there's like no evil companions

in FNV

[stray tiger]

Oh yeah, most of them are quite upstanding

Robot is pretty evil

Zap zap zap

[slim coral]

they cut a lot of corners in fnv

[gusty ravine]

while my code runs in the background i got discord thrashing to the sound of copilot being a b*sh (b.t.w any know any good debuggers?)

[stray tiger]

I mean they had to rush tf out of it, it's not like they had a choice. I'm glad they put the time into just writing more and more branching trees and random shit rather than trying fruitlessly to fix Bethesda jank

[fervent basin]

skirt-boys

[cursive kelp]

The white house app 💀💀💀

[worldly loom]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HhZtzkscono?t=26&feature=share

Relatable

[abstract dagger]

why dont you just get like a 3060

you can play minecraft

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

I finally cancelled my ChatGPT Plus subscription.

I'm fed up with ChatGPT...

• not answering my questions,
• answering questions I didn't ask,
• launching into endless monologues in response to simple questions,
• or even outright lying.

I don't need ChatGPT to tell me to see a doctor when I ask which muscle originates or inserts on the jawbone. I just wanted to know something about the jawbone.

Same thing with literally every topic, but it's even worse, with biology/health.

**When I ask a question, I expect an answer. I don't want any advi...

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/comments/1s538v6/i_finally_cancelled_my_chatgpt_plus_subscription/
Posted by /u/BalterBlack
Don't want to see more? Mods can unlink this subreddit with /reddit unlink

[carmine peak]

B r u h

How about all the ai bros get 3060s too then

[fervent basin]

@inland hill

[abstract dagger]

i mean you can play elden ring on 8k with a 3060

[abstract dagger]

credit them then

🤬

you will go to prison

[carmine peak]

OK so then why do ai bros insist on having the best gpu if i can't have the best

[fervent basin]

it's in the image lol

the credit hasn't been removed

[plucky gyro]

https://x.com/i/status/2037514783969386647

KwaiKAT (@KwaiAICoder)

KAT-Coder-Pro V2 is available now - our most capable agentic coding model yet.

- Native OpenClaw support with cross-scaffold generalization across 10+ frameworks
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Coding Plan：

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[stray tiger]

so judgmental 😔

[stray tiger]

🤏

GPU size is inversely proportional to... you know...

[stray tiger]

Holy fuck I dislike the subtle redirects but I just straight up asked GPT yesterday how much furosemide I should inject to treat some leg edema

How are people possibly asking questions dumb enough to get this still

@crimson pagoda so how do I move from this girl and I liking each other from a distance to a fulfilling 40+ year marriage in a few easy steps

Preferably some I can tattoo on my forehead so I don't fuck it up

[peak sierra]

Can anyone access the wolfram gpt

[stray tiger]

My first instinct is to say "I really like you - let's spend the next few decades getting to know each other"

I feel like I already made a good impression and I kinda have to speedrun this anyway if I'm flying back in a couple weeks 🤔

[peak sierra]

Was using it yday and it’s completely disappeared today

[abstract dagger]

do you even know how a computer works

[stray tiger]

Though more literally, I just want to actually give her my full name and number the second I see her. I come off way better in person than in print though, that's for sure

[abstract dagger]

always go with your gut

if its meant to be it will work out

[carmine peak]

Well I use arch Linux and server host a Minecraft, terraria, jellyfin, and navidrome server on proxmox so id like to think i do

[stray tiger]

I don't know anyone that uses it routinely honestly, just use wolfram alpha though

[abstract dagger]

i use arch btw

[stray tiger]

First part I do, second part is very false, most people are insanely fickle and rapidly form impressions that you have to crawl back from

[sterile zealot]

that will scare foids

foids have fears of everything

[stray tiger]

I'm pretty sure she wants my number, lol, if she doesn't then this is a radical misread of reality by several people

[abstract dagger]

i would just tell her you think she seems really nice and that you would like to get to know her better

and see how things go

and ask her if she would be free later this week

if so when

[sterile zealot]

yeah probably

[abstract dagger]

what you want is to not give her pressure

people dont respond well to pressure

[stray tiger]

"was your father a strict man"

[abstract dagger]

saying are you free tonight is a yes/no question that forces them to make a decision

are you free later this week is a more broad question

with opportunity to find time

if there is time she will make it

[carmine peak]

Are you seriously getting dating advice from an ai bro

[sterile zealot]

is this some sort of euphemism for being black or what

[abstract dagger]

seems like the most respectful way to go about it at least

[sterile zealot]

i ask chatgpt to give me dick sucking advice

im training to do it on sam altman

[stray tiger]

better than from an AI, it'll just teach me how to gatekeep, gaslight and ghost 😎

[carmine peak]

You don't need ai for that bro you're already perfect at it

[carmine peak]

Jesus christ...

[stray tiger]

Reveal that you are a mayfly

[carmine peak]

You are being advised by one of the biggest ai shills in this server

[sterile zealot]

chatgpt is fucking awful for this, use claude

[sterile zealot]

what do you think this will achieve honestly

[stray tiger]

Girls love hot takes on AI and graphics card prices

[sterile zealot]

do you think we're gonna change our minds

[abstract dagger]

and?

[stray tiger]

Girl have u seen the price of ram 😔

[abstract dagger]

i like ai and i have great success with women

[carmine peak]

Mabye stop using ai

[stray tiger]

Girls love people who stop using AI out of stubbornness

When I think of what babes like, being pigheaded and inflexible is top of the chart

[abstract dagger]

i gave my gf access to my codex api key

[sterile zealot]

its just some kid mad that he cant play gameslop, just ignore them

[stray tiger]

she's cheating on u with my key bro, sorry you had to find out this way

[abstract dagger]

oh no.. did you give her your claude key

😟

its over

[carmine peak]

You people cannot be real

You guys do not go outside

[sterile zealot]

what is the expected outcome of typing this message

[carmine peak]

As if girls even know what claude is

[sterile zealot]

do you think youll convert us into being anti ai

[carmine peak]

Pissing you off

[carmine peak]

No i just wanna piss you off

[sterile zealot]

well u arent doing that very effectively

[stray tiger]

I mean I work with all women and one guy, they all know the basics

[carmine peak]

Outside of work

[stray tiger]

My mom talks to ChatGPT

[carmine peak]

Like any normal woman you meet in a social or non coding work environment

Will not know what Claude is

[sterile zealot]

neither will a guy lol

[stray tiger]

My dad is the one that never uses AI and won't have heard of this. I don't work in a coding environment, I'm one of the only two coders.

But basically what GPT-6 said, most people don't know Claude exists or have barely heard of it

[abstract dagger]

well my gf is doing a swe degree

so she knows what claude is

[abstract dagger]

i dont think any of us are annoyed by you

[carmine peak]

Im the one who said that actually

[sterile zealot]

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/738/025/db0.jpg

[abstract dagger]

just confused how somebody can come to the conclusions you come to about things

how tall are you? you seem short

[carmine peak]

Same can be said for you

[carmine peak]

Relevance?

[abstract dagger]

curiosity

[sterile zealot]

height is directly related to behavior

[abstract dagger]

but your avoidance of the answer says a lot about what the answer is

[slim coral]

where's mochi

[carmine peak]

7 ft

[sterile zealot]

well hes a kid so him being short isnt much of a surprise

[stray tiger]

Big dick energy is real 😔

[abstract dagger]

5ft8

thats my guess

[carmine peak]

Bro googled the average us male height and made that his guess 💀

[stray tiger]

I'm barely scraping six feet and it's funny seeing who'll lie about being 6' or 6'1. Like I'll be looking down at them in low rise shoes

[abstract dagger]

is that average?

[carmine peak]

Pretty sure

[abstract dagger]

i thought 5'8 was below average

yeah its 59 not 58

[carmine peak]

Why specifically 5 8

[abstract dagger]

real

[carmine peak]

Oh my god how much of a difference holy shit

[abstract dagger]

well you have angry short man syndrome

[carmine peak]

OK but why is specifically that number your guess

[stray tiger]

@carmine peak I mean you're not in a great environment to make hyperbolic claims, most of the regulars here are extremely critical about AI given that we actually use it and notice when it fucks up, but claims like "the answer is wrong half the time" are not going to hold water

[abstract dagger]

if you were taller you would not care, and if you were shorter you would be more submissive socially

[carmine peak]

Rightttt yep

[abstract dagger]

i like being tall but its hard for family photos

[carmine peak]

I never see any of you guys do anything but glaze ai

[abstract dagger]

im half a foot taller than my dad

[stray tiger]

Usually that syndrome is among men that are really short, like shorter than most women

[gusty ravine]

moral support rings true when you need it most tgat's y im a techie

[abstract dagger]

because this is an ai server?

[stray tiger]

I wouldn't kind a couple more inches but being too much taller tends to reduce health outcomes

[carmine peak]

OK so do you glaze it or critique it which one

[stray tiger]

I mean I had a full height fall the other day, fuck that sucked

[abstract dagger]

thats like going to mcdonalds and saying people who go to mcdonalds only eat food

[abstract dagger]

well both

its a nuanced topic, why should i only have one broad opinion?

[gusty ravine]

mcdonalds is ban where i live

[carmine peak]

Good

[stray tiger]

AI can't write, causes psychosis, acts like a bad therapist and probably makes you gay. And values my life less than most other groups based on a fun study forcing it to weight the value of different people. happy?

[carmine peak]

Actually.... yeah

Holy shit

Wow

[carmine peak]

Now can you include a tiny bit about gpus and ram and msrp plz

Then I'll fuck off

Oh and ssds and the new cpu shortage coming up too

Also re read this in a squidward voice

In your head

[stray tiger]

don't care about that, it sounds expensive

[abstract dagger]

i mean

it probably sucks for people who cant afford it

[carmine peak]

So.... broke issue is what you're saying

Not that these prices are absurd

[abstract dagger]

i mean for me its not an issue

i dont think pcs are very expensive

[carmine peak]

Even compared to pre shortage prices?

Ram has doubled

[stray tiger]

I don't subvocalize usually, it's awkward

[carmine peak]

Gpus are nearly 5 grand

[abstract dagger]

i mean i paid 8k for my setup and that wasnt too bad

pre shortage to be fair

but even if its like 9 10 grand thats only a few grand more

[carmine peak]

So would you pay 4.7 for a 5090 rn

[abstract dagger]

i mean theres a 5090 for 2.9 near me rn

[gusty ravine]

my throttler broke last nite now i have to build another

i need help

[abstract dagger]

but 5090s have always been overpriced

[carmine peak]

Would you pay almost 5 though

[abstract dagger]

i mean i dont need a 5090

[carmine peak]

Because these prices are going to keep going up

[abstract dagger]

not really

there are 5090s cheaper than when they first came out

[carmine peak]

Nigga

We just got a cpu shortage

We just got news of it this morning

[abstract dagger]

i can buy a 9800x3d for 360 rn

which is very cheap

thats the cheapest its ever been

[carmine peak]

So you can afford these prices but still look for deals? But call me broke? I don't get it

[abstract dagger]

aside from ram no other price hike has been significant compared to before

[abstract dagger]

thats the first one on amazon and yes

[carmine peak]

Ummm gpus???? Hello????

[abstract dagger]

of course i like deals

[carmine peak]

Well I do too

I can afford a 5090 rn

[abstract dagger]

the gpu market has hardly been affected

[carmine peak]

But I cannot justify that price

[abstract dagger]

get a zotac one from england then

[carmine peak]

So for wanting to save my money I am therefore broke

According to everyone

[abstract dagger]

https://amzn.eu/d/04VrBMZc

or get this

its piss cheap

[late ingot]

I find that hard to believe since we criticise AI a lot

[abstract dagger]

this was like 5k last year

[carmine peak]

Thats 4 grand

[abstract dagger]

ah conversion price

[stray tiger]

https://publichealth.gmu.edu/news/2025-09/ai-loneliness-and-value-human-connection

[carmine peak]

This tbh

[abstract dagger]

https://amzn.eu/d/0io75YdI

what about this

[stray tiger]

New games simply aren't better than old ones, you don't need a SOTA graphics card

[carmine peak]

Ur fucking with me

[abstract dagger]

ram prices are fucked rn lol

[carmine peak]

Now matter how much money I stuff away shit like this makes it feel like nothing

[stray tiger]

@carmine peak how do you feel about the lack of innovation in psychopharmaceuticals, which is a real and fixable problem?

[carmine peak]

I just wanna play on a 5090

[stray tiger]

Where are all the next generation antidepressants or antipsychotics without risk of EPS

[carmine peak]

Idk, im not depressed enough to need it

[stray tiger]

Your problem doesn't affect anyone except someone that wants to push a few more pixels, mine affects billions of people

[carmine peak]

Well mabye these billions of people should seek a doctor instead of chatgpt

Or go outside and get vitamin d

Or get a job

[stray tiger]

A doctor who will prescribe them what, exactly

[carmine peak]

Having a stable job and income will make you less depressed

[stray tiger]

I bet it would be easier for them to get jobs if we had treatments for their debilitating mental health problems

[carmine peak]

Well going outside would be one of them, I don't think you need all of nvidias stock to go beep boop you need anti depressants

[stray tiger]

Unless it makes your mental health spiral because work-life balance is cosmically bad in many places

[carmine peak]

Just a fact of life tbh

My dad works 16 hours a day wtf do you do

[abstract dagger]

why

[carmine peak]

Use Claude and depression to justify ai?

[abstract dagger]

thats a lot of hours

[carmine peak]

He likes money and he likes his job

[abstract dagger]

my dad also works a lot but he likes working

and hes good at his job

[carmine peak]

Same

[stray tiger]

The outside:
https://youtu.be/C-83-YPYSKA

[late ingot]

touch dead grass

[stray tiger]

Did you graduate from strawman academy

You sure can stuff them fast

Like the leaps here are fucking wild

the "I know one person that works morning til night and it's working out fine for them" argument isn't one

Or "people need to go outside more to solve all their problems", working great for all those homeless people

They seem to not have a big AI problem though for some reason

[stray tiger]

Maybe that's the trick, you have to micronize and snort that dead grass dust for a cure to alienation

[carmine peak]

I mean lots of job sites are ran by ai and screen your goddamn resumes

[stray tiger]

ya that sucks, HR people are often lazy and bad at their jobs though

They're trying to place people in jobs they don't understand at all

[gusty ravine]

look at the difference on a hiring site today versus 2013 you got the job

[carmine peak]

After the ai boom I went a solid year without even getting an interview

So you can't tell me this shit isn't AT LEAST a double edged sword

[stray tiger]

They were using automated screening WAY before that

[carmine peak]

Well

2023-2024 it got insanely fucking worse

[stray tiger]

It had nothing to do with the AI boom and rather just hiring, the AI boom actually helps you there

[carmine peak]

No... it doesn't

[stray tiger]

The AI boom means they're now having models give a lukewarm read of resumes rather than just keyword scanning

Yes... it does

[carmine peak]

I used to be able to get a job in a week or 2 tops

How tf did we go from 2 weeks to over a year without a single interview

In Washington and California

[stray tiger]

Better AI models handle resumes better. You're looking at the wrong target

Structural economic change, post pandemic hangover

[spare knoll]

abdullah

[late ingot]

The issue is not changes to application tracking systems, the issue is that there are fewer jobs of the kind you are looking for

[carmine peak]

I moved in with a friend for a bit near San Diego because he said they have tons of jobs there

[stray tiger]

AI taking jobs outright

[carmine peak]

I didn't get a single interview for over a year

In either location

[stray tiger]

Etc. It has little to do with the models used in HR

[carmine peak]

Entry level???? Anything???

I threw away all of my standards

[late ingot]

Entry level ones are disappearing fastest, yeah

[carmine peak]

I went for fast food, minimum wage, everything

[late ingot]

Were you unemployed the whole time?

[carmine peak]

Ive implied that yes

[stray tiger]

I mean I graduated directly into the end of the Great Recession, this isn't the first time the job market has been hell

[late ingot]

Because application tracking systems often just discard applications with unexplained employment gaps

Which is why its a good idea to fill gaps with voluntary work, to circumvent that

[carmine peak]

Well I've even lied to fill in said gaps and nothing changed

[stray tiger]

Blowies for Vets 🫡

[late ingot]

Do you use the same resume format for all job roles or do you alter it for basic food service stuff?

[carmine peak]

No

I've had friends make it, had a job coach make it

[late ingot]

In service work they will often not consider applicants who appear overqualified

[carmine peak]

Ive remade it myself like 5 times

So I just joined the fucking army

Less bullshit

Gives me money

Gives me benefits

[late ingot]

Free trips to Iran too

[carmine peak]

Gives me a stable career path by 2029

[carmine peak]

Im not in a combat job holy shit

[stray tiger]

*yet

[carmine peak]

I feed soldiers

[stray tiger]

*bullets

[carmine peak]

If i was going to go they would have sent me already

[late ingot]

You'll be making them their surf and turf right before they get sent on a suicide mission to Kharg Island

[stray tiger]

They'll send you in year three of our next forever war

[late ingot]

Anyway it sounds like the job market in the US is really fucked unless you're already well entrenched in your career

[carmine peak]

My contact is only 3 years and im half a year in so

[stray tiger]

I want to draft @slim coral

[carmine peak]

I can never mention my job without some drooling moron going "haha iran!"

Have fun dying

[late ingot]

You'll be out before Trump's third term at least, that's when shit will get especially crazy

[stray tiger]

It really depends, people with specialized experience or with a good entree still have solid opportunities. Job turnover is low but not rock bottom

[late ingot]

What does entree mean in this context

[stray tiger]

Method of entry

[late ingot]

The term is not used at all in British English and I thought it was food related

[stray tiger]

Lol

That's not a common American English usage either

[carmine peak]

At least I'll get a home loan out of this

[slim coral]

Nooooooooo.

[carmine peak]

2029 im getting out of the army, getting my house, and marrying my gf

[stray tiger]

It literally just means "entrance" in French

[gusty ravine]

i ran isn't in the best of a situation

[late ingot]

Specialised experience yes, but I think people in despair over not being able to get a job are either unwilling or unable to seek specialised training

[carmine peak]

I get that, but Iran also caused drama last year with the bunker buster arc and that went nowhere till just now

[late ingot]

Do people use it to mean "starter" or something?

[stray tiger]

Yeah, I actually was specific on specialized experience, though very specialized training can provide that entrance

[carmine peak]

Ww3 trends every goddamn year

[gusty ravine]

what can a programmer do.

[carmine peak]

I just wanna mention my job without the Iran jokes

[stray tiger]

No, it just means entrance or method of entry. Saying "entrance" in this context wouldn't make sense though

[carmine peak]

You mean vibe coder?

[gusty ravine]

exactly 💯

[late ingot]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entrée wtf why is the meaning flipped in American English

[stray tiger]

It's funny, right

[gusty ravine]

i'm working on a boot loader

[gusty ravine]

flash some kernels (not flash hack)

[late ingot]

Sorry, I appreciate its probably a pain in the ass to hear about

[carmine peak]

Every goddamn time

[stray tiger]

Occupational hazard, better at least than actually being in combat. Every time I mention my job people ask if AI is going to take it or suggest I'm autistic 😎

[late ingot]

I conclude that its because Americans are FAT and they eat an entire main course before eating a SUPERSIZE main course

Or something

[stray tiger]

Probably, it's just the entrée to a three hour binge or something

[carmine peak]

This is why I hate non Americans

[stray tiger]

What a take

[gusty ravine]

shaming fattys is nonconcerning on my part (i am not fat)

[lethal finch]

🫂

[stray tiger]

That take is so wild it makes me want to immediately draft @slim coral

[lethal finch]

Hewwo

[carmine peak]

"Oh you're American? You must be fat as shit and have a terrible job and terrible president and terrible military"

[lethal finch]

This bigot is still here ?

No way

[carmine peak]

Imagine being British

[stray tiger]

It's only a statistical reality, not deterministic

[lethal finch]

Imagine being a canteen boy

[stray tiger]

You don't have to be fat, you just almost certainly are ✌️

[carmine peak]

You only need to carry a canteen in training

[gusty ravine]

we are

[carmine peak]

I haven't touched one in months

[stray tiger]

Owo canteen boy

[lethal finch]

I honestly want to go a bar for bears

I want a daddy

😩

[carmine peak]

Gay kinky motherfucker

[late ingot]

Short of putting /s sarcasm tag there I don't know how much more I could have signposted that my comment was satire aimed at people who stereotype Americans

[lethal finch]

Woah took you long enough

[slim coral]

Stop

I'm on the army reserve

[stray tiger]

I mean fr Americans are pretty fat tho

[slim coral]

[carmine peak]

To realize you're gay?

[stray tiger]

Oh good, I don't have to draft you, you already signed up

[carmine peak]

I just wish I could ever hear anything fucking good about my own country

Ever

[lethal finch]

They should use fat people to get grease out of them to run humwees and shit

America frick yeah

[late ingot]

Not as bad as some Pacific Islanders

Who have a diet consisting heavily of fatty off-cuts of meat

Chicken feet or something horrible like that?

[lethal finch]

Maybe stop ruining your economy when the world economy of the free world hinges on it

[stray tiger]

Read all the executive orders, they're pretty pro America. I do support the US government and our interests every day in the scope of my day job

[carmine peak]

How am I solely responsible for our economy

[slim coral]

[gusty ravine]

how much unused coal production do you guys think goes to waste in countries that can't afford to pay for

[lethal finch]

And thats why nothing is changing in your country this message shows it

[slim coral]

I don't wanna go to active duty

[stray tiger]

Ummm I mean I think it has a lot of fried everything IIRC

[lethal finch]

“Not my issue”

[stray tiger]

And also some dense starches

[carmine peak]

How am I supposed to fix our economy

Im a genetic white guy

Generic

[stray tiger]

The pacific islander diet got turbo fucked by modernity worse than most I think, I don't know a ton about it

[lethal finch]

Read books

For starters

[spare knoll]

snore

[carmine peak]

Definitely will immediately fix our economy if I read a book, yep

[stray tiger]

@late ingot Modern + traditional diets combined in a one two punch to add being hyperpalatable to hypercaloric (I think). But I'm really not sure

[lethal finch]

https://tenor.com/view/joseph-joestar-your-next-line-is-sugi-ni-omae-wa-gif-19628416

“ Im not autistic “

[gusty ravine]

owl is autistic

[carmine peak]

"Streaming isn't that bad!"

[late ingot]

I recall reading about some kind of unpalatable food item that spread to pacific islands as they weren't wanted in other markets, and that item being extremely fatty, but I forgot which islands it was and what the specific cut was

It was just an anecdote of how quickly diets in developing countries can be fucked up

[gusty ravine]

He is auschwitz

[lethal finch]

No but it would maybe show you how fucking uneducated you are , maybe just maybe would give you a slither more of understanding in regards where your system when to shit and maybe just maybe would give you enough general knowledge thst god forbid you’d talk to people in your community as all of the states should, but everyone is sitting at home thinking the same as you do appearantlay, or at least a big chunk of the population

[lethal finch]

I will send 100000000 silverfish to you reaidence

[carmine peak]

I ain't reading allat

[stray tiger]

Shit, I have no clue. Yeah, I mean just small countries even, not just developing ones. You dump dirt cheap "waste" in them and bottom out the price to make something they already like turbo affordable... I mean, we basically did this at scale in the US with corn and soy shit

[spare knoll]

its because youre playing shartnite

[lethal finch]

America loves it’s corn syrup

[opal sentinel]

@spare knoll