💬off-topic

[lavish vale]

... https://qnice.sourceforge.net/

[willow socket]

the ultimate hipster arch that devastates yura

blocked, i decide whats right

[sterile zealot]

why would you even need an fpu

[stray tiger]

My first smartphone ran on ppc architecture, so did my second

[sterile zealot]

riscv128

its 128 bit which is crazy

[willow socket]

run your ld linker and see what it says

[sterile zealot]

wtf are the gc extensions

[willow socket]

gay extension

[lavish vale]

lets be honest, itanium was superior but you are all amd fanbois

[sterile zealot]

standard riscv is more like riscv-ima

[stray tiger]

Is that useful at all? I thought they didn't usually keep going due to performance trade offs

[willow socket]

wow so you are clueless

😨

[stray tiger]

This is a slur

[sterile zealot]

i have no clue why 128 bit computers are a thing

[willow socket]

you are completely off my point

[sterile zealot]

zicsr and zifencei are 👎 plus C is fucking awful

compressed instructions are a pain in the ass

[willow socket]

like what, teach you english?

[stray tiger]

https://www.phonescoop.com/phones/phone.php?p=808

[willow socket]

thats for optimizations

you only target the 4 versions for general

if you say these four versions don't exist ill stop talking to you😊

[lavish vale]

bne risc, easy
add mips, hard

[vocal bay]

Giraffe News

NASA has announced that $20B will be spent to build "President Trump’s moon base".
The pentagon is ordering thousands more troops to the middle east.
Melania called a global education summit, then attended for 7 minutes.
Stephen Miller is pushing for states to stop educating undocumented children.
Iran says it will only engage in negotiations directly with JD Vance.
Stocks spiked minutes before Trump's post about Iran, making someone huge profits.
Trump is planning to gut and rebuild the interior of the Kennedy Center.
The US Commission of Fine Arts has voted to approve the design for a new Trump gold coin.
A jury in New Mexico ordered Meta to pay $375M over a csam lawsuit.
An unearthed video shows Markwayne Mullin joking about how he spanked his young children.
After a judge reinstated New York Times' press credentials, the pentagon will just remove its media offices entirely.

[willow socket]

yeah the one without fpu

[sterile zealot]

theres like 1000 possible combinations

[stray tiger]

Okay the moon base is pretty 😎

[sterile zealot]

gc 👎

target ima

[lavish vale]

trump still trying to throw witkoff and jared under the bus

[willow socket]

including rpi pico 2?

[stray tiger]

Also good new Mexico representation, keep it up 😎

[sterile zealot]

the entire point of using riscv is having a subnormal cpu

if im using riscv i dont want a fully featured cpu

[willow socket]

you are so clueless

[sterile zealot]

zicsr and zifencei are trivial to implement

so theyre barely even an actual extension

[willow socket]

also where is my 512 bit wide simd instructions

[stray tiger]

I don't know any of this shit lmfao

[stray tiger]

Chode instructions. Too wide

[sterile zealot]

write a riscv emulator or i will steal your drugs 😊

[sterile zealot]

chud instructions

[stray tiger]

I'll just share, come visit

[willow socket]

riscv more like risk is huge

[sterile zealot]

well if its consensual its not very fun is it

[stray tiger]

Drugs are inherently fun

[sterile zealot]

its so weird how integer mul and div are extensions in riscv

when the hell would you want to not have mul and div

eh who cares

32 bits is enough for it

[willow socket]

you are so clueless

[sterile zealot]

i really wanna get a riscv microcontroller

[willow socket]

mega clueless

[grave burrow]

@merry bluff you could also enlist in the army

[willow socket]

you missed the entire point

wow

how can one be so clueless

[merry bluff]

no I won't qualify, I've already looked it up

[stray tiger]

@sterile zealot IV drugs get really boring though, like its wild

[sterile zealot]

yeah, and technically the xor instruction in x86 isnt technically required to write code since its turing complete

[willow socket]

clueless

[sterile zealot]

does that mean that it wouldnt be crazy to write a program using only xor instructions

[willow socket]

clueless person

turns out risc v does have a 512bit wide vector extension

[lavish vale]

sign me up, i want to fight in one of Trump's just excursions

[willow socket]

i wonder if anyone actually implements it though

[sterile zealot]

of course it does

[vocal bay]

good lord what are you nerds talking about

[grave burrow]

I thought you died

[willow socket]

i lived

[lavish vale]

we are all cpu experts now (although nobody laughed at my cpu joke?!? => #💬off-topic message)

[willow socket]

why don't we talk about the isa yura never even heard of

[sterile zealot]

theyre good for hosting servers and anything that needs to be run 24/7

[willow socket]

rpi def isn't good at hosting servers

you remembered

stop remembering

i thought you forgot it

😡

😡

arm also sucks

impossible to target

there are those tiny box computers

[lavish vale]

fallout watch face is sick

[sterile zealot]

arent there some rpi models with 8gb of ram

what would be wrong with that

[lavish vale]

why do people charge $3 for a stupid watch face?

[willow socket]

they are lpddr4 ram

slow as fuck

[lavish vale]

why cant i just get llm to generate me watch faces

[sterile zealot]

of course

but thats implied

[willow socket]

rpi is like the apple of board computers

the brand is cool

😎

there are chinese risc v based board computers that are way cheaper, but its chinese and risc v🤔

[stray tiger]

The time is stupid tiny in that layout, otherwise it's pretty damn coo. This is on the Amazfit Active 2, great deal for what you get. I've been roundly impressed

[lavish vale]

pfft i dont buy a watch to read the time

i just use it to cosplay as dick tracy

[sterile zealot]

which ones

[willow socket]

orange pi

you buy it for the brand

😡

[sterile zealot]

might as well just buy a shitty secondhand android phone and root it for that price

[grave burrow]

We wasted a good funeral

[sterile zealot]

shitty android will be more power efficient though

[willow socket]

i once built a super trash computer as my home server for 150$

[stray tiger]

@vernal mantle check out this link I sent before. It was my first "only mine" smartphone and right near the transition of pda to portable computer.

https://www.phonescoop.com/phones/phone.php?p=808

[lavish vale]

i assumed ray2v was v2ray

[stray tiger]

HTC apache. Cool shiz

[willow socket]

windows phone

im glad windows phone did not live

[vocal bay]

The Sora AI video app will be discontinued

[lavish vale]

who hasnt announced sora ai will be disconinuted?

[vocal bay]

I tell you who it isn't who hasn't: me

[late ingot]

god I miss pdas

[lavish vale]

you somehow garbled me more than

[stray tiger]

I think it was 2004 or 2005

[late ingot]

My Dad had one that had the game Worms on it, which was very good

[sterile zealot]

http://www.orangepi.org/html/hardWare/computerAndMicrocontrollers/details/Orange-Pi-4-Pro.html this website kinda sucks

too much marketing fluff, whats the price

oh there they list the datasheet later

[merry bluff]

guys I just said 6-7
should I do seppuku
(this is a joke please don't call the cops)

[stray tiger]

The guys were all in the phone, it had a stellar keyboard. Not as good as the follow-up model though...

[late ingot]

yes commit sudoku

[lavish vale]

take a poll and if its 6-7 we all seppuku (comedically so)

[sterile zealot]

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FX43Q8CJ?th=1 this is pretty good @vernal mantle

8gb of ram for $93

[willow socket]

still expensive

[merry bluff]

what is the difference between orang pi and raspberry pi

[lavish vale]

all my Pis are inside toy robots

[willow socket]

board computers are expensive asf

[sterile zealot]

what would you suggest

[willow socket]

get a vps

[stray tiger]

@vernal mantle i had this one, the touch pro 2

Amazing chiclet keys

[sterile zealot]

the entire point of this conversation is not doing vps

i hate you

[willow socket]

embrace vps

[stray tiger]

These were mad durable too, they forgot how to build em like this

[willow socket]

get the worst let host

[lavish vale]

you can get free 24 gb ram 4 core arm cpu from oracle cloud. i been running one for like nearly 3 years now

[willow socket]

which dies every second

[lavish vale]

imagine paying hundreds for less compute than a free vps

[willow socket]

for marketing

[sterile zealot]

its only free if u have an unlimited source of credit cards to do the free trial with

[late ingot]

so high tech

[lavish vale]

bzzt, as usual you are incorrect

its not a trial, its ongoing free cpu

[willow socket]

its free forever as long as you actually use it

[sterile zealot]

lol no way that exists

[lavish vale]

yes way

[willow socket]

it does

[sterile zealot]

then what service are you referring to

[willow socket]

google it

[sterile zealot]

theres probably a big catch

[willow socket]

theres no big catch

[lavish vale]

the catch is you have to calculate how many free cpu hours, which dumbarses cant do

[willow socket]

the big catch is they may or may not think you are a bot and doesn't give you the permission

also you need a credit card

[lavish vale]

literally is best compute deal on the internet, and not using it is dumb

[willow socket]

its arm though

[lavish vale]

arm on linux is fine

[willow socket]

nothing works out of the box

[lavish vale]

linux: nothing works out of the box

[willow socket]

you need to compile everything that isn't java

[lavish vale]

lots of docker containers have arm builds these days because of all the pi and nas's

24gb of ram is lots of docker containers

[sterile zealot]

do they have shitty specs or what

[willow socket]

if im ever publishing a docker container ill skip the arm build

[sterile zealot]

post link

[willow socket]

no

its arm

well yes

its arm so what do you expect

[lavish vale]

24 gb of ram is enough to run tiny LLM

[willow socket]

he is retarded

[sterile zealot]

i dont search for vps, tf

[willow socket]

https://www.oracle.com/cloud/free/

[sterile zealot]

isnt this like $300 in free credits

and then you have to pay

[lavish vale]

you also get 2 x86 vps's too, but only 1 GB of ram each

[willow socket]

Always Free
Compute
Arm Compute Instance
Arm-based Ampere A1 cores and 24 GB of memory usable as 1 VM or up to 4 VMs

Always Free
3,000 OCPU hours and 18,000 GB hours per month

[lavish vale]

for stuff that doesnt run on my free arm i just run it on the free x86

[sterile zealot]

🤯

[willow socket]

[fervent basin]

lol who do you believe

[lavish vale]

i been saying oci is free for years now

[willow socket]

free x86 is 0.125 cpu each though

[lavish vale]

0.125 cpu enough to host simple stuff

[willow socket]

if its a simple web server just use cf pages

😡

[lavish vale]

but yeah i mostly use the arm not the x86 freebies

[willow socket]

use free cf workers

[sterile zealot]

x86 is actually not very good for servers

[willow socket]

👎

die

[gusty ravine]

a server thrash is never good for any server

[willow socket]

well there are like let shit hosts where you can get a few gb of ram for 10$ per year

they are incredibly shit though

[sterile zealot]

no but thats because the only arm device i have is my phone

[willow socket]

the best host is home host though

its fun

just do ddns

[gusty ravine]

has anyone actually effed with a router b4

[lavish vale]

i've bricked a few with custom firmwares, does that count?

[gusty ravine]

there r strict protocols

[willow socket]

my server is a router

[gusty ravine]

probs

[willow socket]

my router is netplan

[sterile zealot]

my isp has double cgnat and also has ipv6 completely broken

they are so fucking evil

[gusty ravine]

try running one in the cloud there should be so much vulnerabilities u would not want to mess with

[willow socket]

i tried to lease an asn for 80$ per year

but ripe wants to kyc

cloudy routery

[merry bluff]

i wish @sterile zealot was the sun and the rain

[gusty ravine]

server cloud

[willow socket]

my server has no firewall

all port open

[gusty ravine]

how long?

[willow socket]

ssh open on 22 with password root enabled

[gusty ravine]

that is hax

[lavish vale]

fail2ban?

[willow socket]

nothing happened

nothing ever happened

[merry bluff]

my firewall has port 67 open

[willow socket]

no

i take all the password guesses

[cursive kelp]

🏴 ISSP — JNIM · Mali
03/24/2026 — 02:37 UTC

In the past couple hours, a militant group that is likely JNIM (considering the geographical position which is in western Mali) has been active and operating in rocky terrain of the Sahel region. The group has been active and moving towards areas with water sources, such as:
Gourma-Rharous · Timbuktu · Mali
Bersafé · Koulikoro · Mali
Koulikoro · Mali

An important event to note is that on 16th March 2026 at 21:42 UTC, insurgent radio activity increased by 33% in an area that is close to the rocky terrain of where this group is currently operating.

Confidence: 🟢 High
t.me/sigintreports

[willow socket]

and log them into a text file full of passwords

[lavish vale]

my fail2ban is better than ipfw

fail2ban-client status sshd
Status for the jail: sshd
|- Filter
|  |- Currently failed: 5
|  |- Total failed:     49530
|  `- File list:        /var/log/auth.log
`- Actions
   |- Currently banned: 62
   |- Total banned:     4716

[gusty ravine]

u can check for packets?

[lavish vale]

not sure why ppl trying to password hack my sshd when i have passwords disabled

[merry bluff]

no I just made it up because 67 ahhaahah

[sterile zealot]

?

[abstract dagger]

hey

how are you guys

[willow socket]

have all the ports open, but feed the requests 1 byte per minute

[lavish vale]

sober

[abstract dagger]

are you guys able to wiggle/flare your nostrils?

hey how are you?

[merry bluff]

Wanna fly her away where

[abstract dagger]

im okay but really tired

might sleep soon

[sterile zealot]

what

[merry bluff]

I'm gonna ddos you in 60-70 business years

[abstract dagger]

either i do all my work tonight or wake up early and work

[willow socket]

ill ddos you back

[abstract dagger]

im 22

[willow socket]

in fact ill do it right now

[merry bluff]

nvm it's a song lyric

[gusty ravine]

work later

[abstract dagger]

i already got laid like 2 hours ago im out of gas ngl

[merry bluff]

@vernal mantle I'm going to send you 1 byte ever business day

[willow socket]

unattented upgrades literally restarted systemd not long ago

[merry bluff]

systemgex

[sterile zealot]

mine is 192.168.1.1 fucking REKT

[merry bluff]

have you scraped all of r34 yet

[willow socket]

docker depends on systemd

👎

[merry bluff]

oh ok good to know

[willow socket]

id rather it really rebooted

[merry bluff]

I gave your mom systemD last night

[willow socket]

so i disabled auto restart for unattented upgrades

[sterile zealot]

mental illness

[willow socket]

so now unattended upgrades basically don't matter now

because the binaries aren't swapped

running binaries

in memory binaries

[gusty ravine]

so anybody with root access can manipulate said binary

[willow socket]

i run everything with root

[sterile zealot]

?? yeah no shit

[merry bluff]

my phone has 1/2 the ram that.my computer has

[lavish vale]

i requested root access but my missus refused having her binaries manipulated

[cursive kelp]

https://taskandpurpose.com/news/army-enlistment-age-marijuana-waiver/

[gusty ravine]

are u a hacker

[willow socket]

how about the kernel modules

i bet those aren't touched

[gusty ravine]

nvm.

[merry bluff]

what THE FUCK is my phone doing

why is it using 14gb ram

[lavish vale]

probably caching stuff

[willow socket]

so my modprobe.d configs can't get sourced by a soft reboot

therefore it is useless

modprobe.d is sourced on kernel module load

🤔

am i missing something

[willow socket]

🤔

well then it probably source it

[sterile zealot]

who tf doesnt know what initramfs is

filesystem stored on the ram before the fs from storage is loaded

the init system

idk

[willow socket]

No — Restarting PID 1 Does Not Apply New modprobe.d Configs

clot said it doesn't

[sterile zealot]

for the stuff i do it just contains busybox

oh yeah

that information was almost in my brain

[buoyant terrace]

So the draft age is now up to 42… I got 4 more years cmoooon I’m almost there!!

I wanna bang grieving army wives

[vocal bay]

until you're old enough to be drafted?

[lavish vale]

imagine being a veteran in trump's war

[buoyant terrace]

No lol until I’m past the draft age

[lavish vale]

"we spent millions blowing up toy drones, so that we can destroy the global economy, but at least the 'edo president made billions"

[buoyant terrace]

I commend them for fighting my wars for me while I bang their wives back in my cozy comfortable home

[willow socket]

it says systemd soft reboot does not reload already loaded kernel modules

and modprobe is spawned by the kernel not systemd

[gusty ravine]

imagine tring to force a boot thrash is the only outcome

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

The Ai are taking over

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1s2iipi/the_ai_are_taking_over/

https://i.redd.it/7jdpg1h5r0rg1.png
Posted by /u/Unlikely_Big_8152
Don't want to see more? Mods can unlink this subreddit with /reddit unlink

[lavish vale]

this is the most unfunny reddit post so far

[willow socket]

so it is kernel

and it isn't sourced

so do you know what this means

it means you are wrong!!!

[mild nacelle]

hello

I couldnt find a gif of someone getting shot in the head

but you can imagine it

[cursive kelp]

SEX

[lavish vale]

did you google: legal ice video?

[sterile zealot]

antisex

what if we got rid of sex?

[sterile zealot]

@vernal mantle thoughts on this?

what if the trump administration bans sex

what if the trumpists ban all the porn

because of "child safety"

yeah but then you will get way less porn uploaded on the internet

pornpocalypse

[willow socket]

you can always depend on the japtards

the japtards will make all the pron

[vocal bay]

https://www.reddit.com/r/antiai/comments/1s2p3sx/sora_is_dead_were_going_to_win/

[sterile zealot]

jap pron sucks

its all censored

[last holly]

No

[willow socket]

its required by law

[cursive kelp]

🇺🇸📞🇮🇷 — The Islamic Republic Regime offered a 5% commission to the U.S. on oil and gas sales through Swiss mediation

[sterile zealot]

stupid law

[willow socket]

but hey it is pron

so when the americans die out there will be something left

[abstract dagger]

this server would not notice

[sterile zealot]

i can confirm

[last holly]

I can confirm too

[sterile zealot]

we should make it illegal to be asexual

forced sex

no, die

[merry bluff]

im in an greement

[willow socket]

underscore failing to not be a contrarian

[abstract dagger]

how so?

[sterile zealot]

im only a contrarian if its mochi

[sterile zealot]

mochi believes in the ideology of sex

you could call it sexism

[willow socket]

yuras brain is completely fried

[merry bluff]

sexism

wow

mochjie do you sex eveyrbody or only your boytwink malewife

ok

good to know

[sterile zealot]

i propose to call members of this religion sexists because it combines sex with the suffix for someone who believes in it

[willow socket]

yura will cringe at sex irl

[merry bluff]

interesting

no i dont think so

[sterile zealot]

e-sex doesnt count

it has to be irl

[merry bluff]

HAHAHAHAHAAHA

[sterile zealot]

lmaoooooooooooo

[willow socket]

im betting yura acts completely differently irl

[merry bluff]

everybody does

[sterile zealot]

yeah yura acts like a normie irl

[merry bluff]

i act very differnet irl

[willow socket]

like the most polar difference person you can find

[merry bluff]

and cute

[lavish vale]

i tone it down for the internet

[willow socket]

i act the same way irl as in here

[merry bluff]

i ramp it up for the internet

irl i dont go insnae

[sterile zealot]

you dont like my proposal?

[sterile zealot]

somehow i am doubting that

[willow socket]

[merry bluff]

i literally dont go insane irl

i promise

[willow socket]

not if i have a brick

[sterile zealot]

no

[merry bluff]

interesting holoThinking

[sterile zealot]

thats not a thing even

[willow socket]

you don't do that irl though

not in front of other people you don't know though

[merry bluff]

irl i zone out a tone and then forget that time is passing and forget to breathe sometimes so i come back after a while and i have to breath really hard

[willow socket]

then you should get locked behind bars for being insane

that explains something

im assigning you a psychiatrist

wow i may be the most socially aware person here

i am so aware

[abstract dagger]

aura

[willow socket]

im so normal

[abstract dagger]

i had a coconut mochi recently

idk wtf is in this thing but it was amazing

it was

[willow socket]

it was rice

[sterile zealot]

why would you EVER even think of doing that

[willow socket]

you ate rice

[abstract dagger]

honestly didnt taste of rize

rice*

[willow socket]

never meet yura irl

[abstract dagger]

i could eat 100 mochi

[merry bluff]

mochaie lets hang out

you seem fun

[sterile zealot]

dont eat @vernal mantle wtf

[merry bluff]

👀

[willow socket]

no, you may have a very mild case of serious brain damage

[merry bluff]

yayy

lets meet in alaska

in between russia and mainland usa

CatKiss

[willow socket]

really? ill give his address

[merry bluff]

no i cant afford to fly to russia

but i can drive to alaska

[willow socket]

i can't stop teasing

[abstract dagger]

somethint something digital footprint

[willow socket]

drive through the ice during winter to reach russia

[merry bluff]

holoThinking

good idea

[sterile zealot]

wtf is secure elements

[merry bluff]

what

[willow socket]

autism

[sterile zealot]

is that a euphemism for using condoms

[merry bluff]

oh

lmaoo

i get it

[sterile zealot]

let me secure my element, baby

my element is so big wtf

oh yeah

[merry bluff]

proof or it didnt happen

[sterile zealot]

i remembered now

[willow socket]

like a cia agents suicide pill

[sterile zealot]

dont phones encrypt the storage when u have a password or code set up

[last holly]

Nah

What is your religion…

[willow socket]

sexism

[sterile zealot]

just do it in a pitch dark room then

[last holly]

-_-

[cursive kelp]

Finally got this

[sterile zealot]

breeding is so good

[last holly]

Ew, no.

[willow socket]

all these engineering, defeated by my brick

[cursive kelp]

@crimson pagoda I revived my humane pin today

[sterile zealot]

if you dont like breeding genuinely what is wrong with you

[merry bluff]

didnt you order it like 1 year ago?

[cursive kelp]

2

[last holly]

Hiii Maria

[cursive kelp]

I think I ordered it 2024 February

[merry bluff]

hiii nort

[merry bluff]

lmaooo

[last holly]

Hru?

[merry bluff]

im good im training a model

[cursive kelp]

Shit 2024 was 2 years ago...

[sterile zealot]

❌

asexual is bad

[willow socket]

stop

grant yura the role

le ROLE

yes you are getting the role

[sterile zealot]

coming from yura this gif is probably about kissing an 'ick

[willow socket]

i can't imagine what yura did to the cat

[sterile zealot]

what do you mean

[last holly]

Nice!

[sterile zealot]

the only valid thoughts in ur brain are sex

[last holly]

W Mochi

Mmmm…. Garlic bread..

[sterile zealot]

(common) mochi L

[willow socket]

i thought i was asexual at your age then turns out i was just not old enough

[sterile zealot]

how do you even have the desire to goon so much

[willow socket]

[sterile zealot]

even at 15 being asexual is pretty crazy

[last holly]

Cool.

[willow socket]

give it a few years

[willow socket]

some things are not meant to be understood 🙏

[last holly]

-_-

[last holly]

Sure. Whatever.

[sterile zealot]

northwest thinks hes so cool when he writes a dismissive reply

[willow socket]

[last holly]

I can dismiss statements that dismiss my sexuality.

[willow socket]

chatting

[merry bluff]

CHATTING

[sterile zealot]

ur sexuality is a delusion

[willow socket]

CHATTING

[merry bluff]

CHATTING

[last holly]

And there it is. Discrimination.

[willow socket]

i don't goon

[last holly]

AroAce*

[sterile zealot]

i goon like one time every 2 weeks

[willow socket]

goon != masturbation

[last holly]

Both aromantic and asexual

[sterile zealot]

it does

[merry bluff]

the doctor literally told me i have to goon or i will get another infection (im not even joking)

[undone lake]

once in a blue moon aahh timeline

[willow socket]

are you a tart

[sterile zealot]

jerking off is so boring

[merry bluff]

it is

[sterile zealot]

most of the time when im really horny i dont jerk off anyway

[willow socket]

gooning is so boring

[mild nacelle]

why is Sora shutting down

[willow socket]

do you have nothing else to do

[last holly]

You, a sex pest, not erasing, dismissing, or being prejudiced against my sexuality? Common Mochi W

[merry bluff]

openai is losing $$$,$$$ every day because of it (maybe even $,$$$,$$$)

[undone lake]

same, whenever I generate cute girls in nano banana I get hard but don't stroke

[sterile zealot]

im the least asexual person in the world

[sterile zealot]

same

[mild nacelle]

lol

[undone lake]

[last holly]

I agree

[willow socket]

what are you doing to nano banana

wtf

[sterile zealot]

whats the point of doing it if its not with an actual real foid next to you doing it too?

[undone lake]

per EU laws yes (I think)

[willow socket]

you are raping it

[undone lake]

god I wish I lived in japan

[undone lake]

[undone lake]

gpt has reverse 🍇 fetish

[last holly]

And I was praising you for not doing any of those things.

[merry bluff]

everyone here does

we all want to get 🍇

[last holly]

???

[willow socket]

you are gay

[last holly]

WE?!

[undone lake]

I don't, I want to be the one who rapes

[merry bluff]

oh ok

well take your pick

theres like 10000 of us that want that

[sterile zealot]

yeah, every non asexual person has a fetish for getting graped

[last holly]

😐

[sterile zealot]

you as an asexual wouldnt understand that

[cursive kelp]

It's true I think

[mild nacelle]

⛱️

[undone lake]

unzips...
flap flap flap flap flap

[merry bluff]

FLAP?!?!?!

you mean plap?

[willow socket]

i want to take my duck off of my body and make it portable

[last holly]

flap? That’s a part of an airplane dude

[willow socket]

it would be so cool

[undone lake]

not if you have a fat ass

[mild nacelle]

it makes a different sound when you are 5'2"

[merry bluff]

oh ok mine is pretty good size i got complimented on it before a few times

[last holly]

flaps (and slats) make airplanes fly without stalling and crashing

[sterile zealot]

elias is 4'11

[undone lake]

you're 14, this is a conversation you're supposed to have with your parents

[undone lake]

good

[merry bluff]

wtf illegal

[sterile zealot]

its true

[undone lake]

??????

fuck you evander

[last holly]

Insult him more

[willow socket]

*2'3

[cursive kelp]

Elias why are you a ant

[last holly]

*1’0

[undone lake]

it's because of my pelvic muscles, when I go in it sounds like steel

[merry bluff]

67

[last holly]

Literal leprechaun.

[last holly]

Rare Maria L

[undone lake]

[merry bluff]

i will seppuku

[sterile zealot]

having a 'ick is so inconvenient because i cant put my laptop on my lap because of it

no hes like 30

[last holly]

No lol

[merry bluff]

agree

[sterile zealot]

hes just a dwarf

[willow socket]

cut it off cut it off

[undone lake]

*29

[merry bluff]

agree

[lavish vale]

cant put it on his head either wonder why

[undone lake]

I'm built like a tank

[last holly]

Advocating for illegal transgender operations in prisons

[sterile zealot]

bmi of 35

[undone lake]

10% body fat

[merry bluff]

i think everyone should get coq chop

[willow socket]

ill cut yours off if i meet you irl

[undone lake]

I have a castration fetish

[sterile zealot]

not like he would ever use it

[willow socket]

[sterile zealot]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[willow socket]

stop stealing my fetish wtf

[merry bluff]

lmaoooo

[willow socket]

you are not allowed to do that

[sterile zealot]

i have the most vanilla fetishes ever

[undone lake]

I miss sora already

[merry bluff]

ah did i fuck it up or something

[sterile zealot]

its not dead yet

[merry bluff]

you have 1000000000000 fetishes

[willow socket]

like what

getting graped?

[lavish vale]

i never used sora2. i feel like i am missing out on a piece of ai history

[sterile zealot]

literally every single person has a fetish for getting graped

[undone lake]

imagine having a cute elf girl just slicing it off right before you blow your load, because you failed to 🍇 her

as she looks at you with disgust in her eyes

[merry bluff]

im in an greement

[sterile zealot]

stop copying mochi 👎

[undone lake]

I will make it happen with AI image gen once the nsfw stuff gets good enough

[merry bluff]

ok sorry mistar

[undone lake]

it's so hard to make gore wiht nano banana 2 even in the api

and nudity is just not possible

[sterile zealot]

ai foids are so lame, whats even the point

[merry bluff]

try qwen image lora

[sterile zealot]

i want a real foid only

[mild nacelle]

bro they cant get rid of sora 😭

[undone lake]

you can make them do whatever you want

unlike real women

[sterile zealot]

thats slavery not love

[willow socket]

nudity is so boring

[sterile zealot]

i will not be accepting your stance on this topic

[undone lake]

is it worth re-downloading comfyui and painstakingly setting it up again?

[late ingot]

I'm going to spam as many videos as I can to waste their compute before it goes down

[lethal finch]

Aaaay v2 welcome back

[fervent basin]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G_Efyg_W4AAFy9L.gif

[sterile zealot]

DIE

[willow socket]

pron is also so boring

[fervent basin]

i'm so sad my friend

[willow socket]

pron is the most boring thing ive ever seen

[fervent basin]

sora is legit

[merry bluff]

depends how horny you are i guess

[willow socket]

hello crazy person

[sterile zealot]

virtual nudity yeah definitely

[undone lake]

well yeah owning slaves has always been a dream of mine, a dozen barely legal elf concubines willing to do whatever I tell them as I am a feudal lord of some far away territory

[willow socket]

i am NOT asexual

[lethal finch]

Not based on your text with your homie ur not

[grave burrow]

Crazy owl

[undone lake]

if it can do nudity well I will try, could make the images in nano banana 2 and do the undressing in qwen

[willow socket]

👎👎👎

👎

[lethal finch]

crazy owl
proceeds to threaten people and north too

[grave burrow]

I wish I hadn't seen this

[undone lake]

scroll up, you'll see even worse stuff

[grave burrow]

It wasn't a threat, it was an observation

[sterile zealot]

that is such a pervert thing to even imagine

[fervent basin]

https://sora.chatgpt.com/p/s_69c330e0b7408191a0950bc4713b6c9f?psh=HXVzZXItRGNndnVXRVY5TGtPeHk0d3pSZjNSSEpU.i6HVeEAbOkSu

[sterile zealot]

u r bpd, he isnt threatening him

[lethal finch]

IM NOT BIPOLAR

[willow socket]

one day soon you'll migrate to ukraine

[fervent basin]

lol this is ols

[undone lake]

god forbid a man appreciates the beauty of what is female nudity

[grave burrow]

Homopolar

Straightpolar

[sterile zealot]

nudity is only exciting irl

[lethal finch]

…Tf u say fuck me for shiiiet

[sterile zealot]

if its on a computer screen its completely uninteresting

[undone lake]

not really, can't stroke it when I see women with their tits out at pride events here

[lethal finch]

I am as straight as the straight of Hormuz

Wdym

[lavish vale]

so very crooked

[fervent basin]

https://sora.chatgpt.com/p/s_69a56023686c8191b3ad601bda0ae2b9?psh=HXVzZXItRGNndnVXRVY5TGtPeHk0d3pSZjNSSEpU.FCJit0cCN7Mp

[sterile zealot]

tits are barely actual nudity

[willow socket]

go risk it and just run away

[sterile zealot]

tits are lame

[mild nacelle]

what is openAI cutting costs for

[grave burrow]

Crazy talk

[undone lake]

bet, will try next time I walk through the red light district

[late ingot]

LMAOOOOOOOOO @stray tiger @undone lake

[lethal finch]

Resource allocation?

[mild nacelle]

[willow socket]

never try competing with the market🚨

[fervent basin]

https://sora.chatgpt.com/p/s_69c2f95144ec8191b203af790f4f8dfe?psh=HXVzZXItRGNndnVXRVY5TGtPeHk0d3pSZjNSSEpU.vAa3nRTAWnGo

[late ingot]

You just discovered my archive? Lol

[undone lake]

Gold

[fervent basin]

legendary videos

[undone lake]

my mom actually filled the fridge with sour dough again this morning

can't use half of it

[mild nacelle]

why not do you have celiac disease

[late ingot]

eat it to keep it out of the hands of the goyim

[willow socket]

to prevent it from blowing up

[undone lake]

she adjusts the temps I think

[willow socket]

💥

[lethal finch]

Bro complaining about the fridge when Albert heijn is 2 minutes away

[undone lake]

she doesn't know I installed a beeper in the fridge

[willow socket]

do you not have a container

[mild nacelle]

elias please do not reporduce. the human race cannot afford more backsliding

[late ingot]

@fervent basin https://sora.chatgpt.com/p/s_69c333c51bc08191b19aea61ac8f2297?psh=HXVzZXItd1JQWDg5U28zdFBYS2xIRU5wNjdEVFJP.8BnKJcEAKRZF

[undone lake]

the moment they set foot in my house the palantir powered anti-goy tech will handle them

[willow socket]

palantir vs ccp

who would win

[mild nacelle]

ngl that huge bread circle jews make looks tasty

[lethal finch]

Mfw you say some silly shit

[fervent basin]

kot

[undone lake]

the fridge is too small, no room left for my snacks...

[grave burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/ghislaine-ghislaine-m-ghislaine-maxwell-epstein-jeffreyepstein-gif-24011938

[mild nacelle]

[lethal finch]

:/ y’all need to touch grass

[grave burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/ghislaine-maxwell-gif-2848280139387419565

[willow socket]

i did for a week

its great

[undone lake]

a woman made from flesh will never be able to recreate the eroticism I feel from seeing 2D girls do faces like this

[sterile zealot]

@late ingot https://sora.chatgpt.com/p/s_69bf2f5cad8c81919cc94c01e896a943 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[undone lake]

my cock is throbbing and my mind is going numb

[mild nacelle]

need silk touch

[willow socket]

says the person who goes outdoors every day

[undone lake]

even hashem won't be able to pull me out

[sterile zealot]

what the fuck im getting exclusively hebrew video recommended now

[undone lake]

if it is for judea I will 🍇 every woman on this planet

[lethal finch]

Im concerned for the future our race

[undone lake]

@merry bluff and I'm starting with you

[grave burrow]

Marry a Jewish woman, join the winning team

[lethal finch]

You guys as parents is a wild concept

[merry bluff]

um ok

[undone lake]

not without make up

[late ingot]

Imo the issue is not the model, just the average user's complete lack of creativity or humour

[lethal finch]

What kind of fucked up generation gonna come from this

[grave burrow]

Is he banging fem boys now?

[willow socket]

good news most people here won't ever reproduce successfully

[merry bluff]

no just women

[mild nacelle]

schlorp schlorp schlorp

[sterile zealot]

https://sora.chatgpt.com/p/s_69c334978ea88191adc34339c2aa8959 lmfao the fucking prompt this guy typed in

[lethal finch]

You don’t need smex to have children

[willow socket]

🤔

[sterile zealot]

the jew flag on there shirt

[merry bluff]

"the jew flag"

[lethal finch]

Adoption

[willow socket]

no one here would ever adopt anyone

[lethal finch]

Except their discord kitten

I assume

[late ingot]

https://sora.chatgpt.com/p/s_69c2cb50df64819197925801ce59fd96?psh=HXVzZXItd1JQWDg5U28zdFBYS2xIRU5wNjdEVFJP.nCmRLCNZLZOD ahahahaha I love how it cuts off

[willow socket]

[lavish vale]

i would adopt v2ray and force them to enter teenage beauty pageants

[mild nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/gay-alcohol-kiss-gif-20010867

hop on marvel rivals

[sterile zealot]

he would probably like that

[lavish vale]

pfft then i wouldnt

[sterile zealot]

how do i download marvel rivals??????????

[lethal finch]

Holy smokes

😳

[willow socket]

what does this possibly mean

[undone lake]

my rabbi would've loved this

[willow socket]

[lethal finch]

I FUCKING KNEW IT

[sterile zealot]

beauty pagent is like a magazine filled with pictures of kids

[late ingot]

https://sora.chatgpt.com/p/s_69bdb03415988191afe59f0307bf74bd?psh=HXVzZXItd1JQWDg5U28zdFBYS2xIRU5wNjdEVFJP.2iR5F6Gg-S-H

[grave burrow]

What

[willow socket]

wtf

[lethal finch]

Elias is Jewish

Haha!

[willow socket]

jewish chud is not something you see everyday

[undone lake]

thank you for your service goy ❤️

[undone lake]

no I'm not wtf

[late ingot]

I only get recommended Jewish videos now lol https://sora.chatgpt.com/p/s_69c18c420d088191bdd954f42f5d7dad?psh=HXVzZXItd1JQWDg5U28zdFBYS2xIRU5wNjdEVFJP.pP6tatcexEAr

[willow socket]

goon town

[undone lake]

religion is for the sick minded

[mild nacelle]

https://youtu.be/0s7ZOfufLhs

[lethal finch]

Why meet Rabbi then ?

[undone lake]

he tried to groom me

[lethal finch]

Just tried ?

[undone lake]

had to tell him to stop touching my butt

[sterile zealot]

be a good goyim

[late ingot]

jewish is an ethnicity, the religion is woke nonsense

[willow socket]

[mild nacelle]

Let's give it up for Uday and Qusay Hussein huh? THEY DID NOT DIE IN VAIN!

[undone lake]

yeah 12 years old me would've ripped his sidelocks off with my bare hands

[undone lake]

then how come sub saharan africans can also be "jewish"?

[lethal finch]

Goybeam?

[grave burrow]

Don't be ashamed of your heritage

[undone lake]

even afros are claiming to be jewish these days

[lethal finch]

Anyone can be Jewish no?

[grave burrow]

They are

[undone lake]

judaism isn't a heritage, it's a curse I had to get rid of

[grave burrow]

No

[mild nacelle]

I'm part jewish.

[late ingot]

You can't ever reattach your foreskin though, its gone forever, stolen by G-d to power his goybeams

[mild nacelle]

the part is my penis

[undone lake]

I am not ethnically related to african americans

[lethal finch]

I’ve heard it’s huge

[grave burrow]

Out of left field

[undone lake]

hope they didn't cut off too much, the woman that cut mine off grinned throughout the entire process

psychopathic whore

[mild nacelle]

I bet she did. then took it home to cast a spell

[lethal finch]

Fuck I’d much rather wash my dick 3 times a day and wipe it every time I piss then be circumcised ngl

[undone lake]

gotta unlock that lvl. 99/99 somehow

as a 7 y/o boy I did NOT feel safe around her

[lethal finch]

You lot playing osrs?

[undone lake]

not anymore, my account got banned because of runelite

[lethal finch]

WHAT ?

[grave burrow]

Oh... So that's the goybeam

[lethal finch]

Total level ?

Wait what why, they stopped supporting clients ?

I haven’t logged in 2 years just online so my acc isnt deleted

Im not up to date

[undone lake]

2100+

[undone lake]

I used a dicing bot

[lethal finch]

Pffft

[undone lake]

on my main

[lethal finch]

On your main

[undone lake]

I was being retarded

[lethal finch]

Yeah was about to say

Lmao

[undone lake]

should probably get back into it again

[gritty perch]

https://x.com/i/status/2036554648501563899

The Kobeissi Letter (@KobeissiLetter)

IRAN ON POTENTIAL US GROUND INVASION:

"For years, we have been awaiting the Americans' entry. We have just one message for the American soldiers: Come closer."

X · Mar 24, 2026, 9:24 PM

[lethal finch]

If you wanna stay a chud forever go for it

If I were you I’d probably go to a con or something for gamers and bag a baddie

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/greenland-no-war-stop-war-usa-iran-gif-1465096976786587692

[undone lake]

the amount of muttoid goy cattle blood that is about to be spilled for israel is going to be something else...

I did notice that a LOT of people in the us army are brown

I barely see any whites these days

[undone lake]

dutch girls don't like my height

[lethal finch]

Go to Germany idiot

[undone lake]

they are lengthist

and they look like men

[lethal finch]

Bigger country bigger cons international groups

You idjit

[undone lake]

but german girls only like blacks and muslims

maybe I should convert

my allah reward me with a baddie

[lethal finch]

It’s not like Ive just said that the big cons in Germany attract all kinds of patrons from all around the globe

Mr

But honestly at this point I think that you’ve dropped the in part of incel

[grave burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/ghislaine-maxwell-save-the-oceans-empresa-gif-17885851991437828263

[lethal finch]

https://tenor.com/view/cell-perfect-cell-hyper-realistic-hyper-realistic-cell-hyper-realistic-perfect-cell-gif-1635843172149104674

[sterile zealot]

@vernal mantle wait holy shit https://www.hackster.io/news/canonical-declares-that-2026-is-the-year-of-ubuntu-linux-on-the-risc-v-desktop-server-and-more-850a24c1e8b1

[undone lake]

god she's hot, how could jeff pick a child ove rthis?

[merry bluff]

lol i had a muslim girl ask me out once

[sterile zealot]

i googled "year of the riscv desktop" as a joke but this actually popped up

[sterile zealot]

did she want you to convert to islam

[undone lake]

I'm a volcel, I reject sexual intercourse with women made from flesh

[merry bluff]

yes T-T

but i said i cant convert and she said ok

[undone lake]

my virginity will be taken by a maiden made from metal

[merry bluff]

we still talk and react "😍" to eachothers stories

[undone lake]

was she cute?

[merry bluff]

shes hot af

[sterile zealot]

its over

[lethal finch]

Maiden of metal would’ve gone much much harder

imo

[merry bluff]

jake!??!?!

[undone lake]

why do things like this never happen to me

[lethal finch]

Cuz you at home all the time

[merry bluff]

dogkek

[lethal finch]

…I really should do something productive huh

[mild nacelle]

owl why are birds so menacingly cruel

[lethal finch]

Like sleeping

[undone lake]

AGI humanoid BADDIE specs:
name: Hildegard
sex: female
height: 188cm
weight: 71kg
age: [classified]
personality: cold, arrogant, dominant

[grave burrow]

How good was the sex?

[mild nacelle]

[merry bluff]

we didnt

[lethal finch]

BRO WDYM AGE CLASSIFIED

[merry bluff]

she lives far away

[undone lake]

that's a cute cat

[mild nacelle]

whats her 1 rep max

[undone lake]

she would be brand now, so saying she's only a couple of days old would make it look weird

[lethal finch]

But thats the truth

You have to live with that if this is your choice

[undone lake]

105kg, so she can lift me

[grave burrow]

Too bad

[lethal finch]

Shit you 105 ?

Damn

[undone lake]

10% bodyfat

[lethal finch]

Nvm

[grave burrow]

Yeah she was pretty

[lethal finch]

Fuck

He is hot

[merry bluff]

@undone lake what about her

[lethal finch]

[undone lake]

cute ❤️

[merry bluff]

agree

[undone lake]

my love for women makes it impossible for me to be racist

except for sub saharan africans, I don't like the way they look

[lavish vale]

but... snoo snoo

[undone lake]

north african girls are cuties though

[undone lake]

honestly I would fold if a woman mounts me, no matter what ethnicity

[lethal finch]

Moroccan psyop

[undone lake]

but that's because of my male instincts

[undone lake]

moroccans are honorary israelis

[lethal finch]

Since when

[undone lake]

always

lots of jews come from morocco

[lethal finch]

Lot more Somalians come from there if u ask me

[undone lake]

spain > morocco > israel

[lethal finch]

Fuck Spain

[undone lake]

whaaa?

I like spain

spanish girls 🥵

[mild nacelle]

did the 80's have the best music

[lethal finch]

No

[grave burrow]

This is your body asking you to reproduce

[undone lake]

well said

no

[lethal finch]

So polite

[undone lake]

I liked reprint more

opinion on dutch girls? @lethal finch

[lethal finch]

Bro Im gay

Wdym

[undone lake]

*guys

[lethal finch]

Yes.

[merry bluff]

i like dutch girls

[lethal finch]

Thats why I am here

[merry bluff]

and maybe guys

[sterile zealot]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[merry bluff]

i havent seen enough dutch guys

[undone lake]

fair enough

[undone lake]

they're cute, but their personalities are total cancer

[lethal finch]

Although Im just window shopping essentially cuz no Dutchie would date me but hey at least I got eye candy

[undone lake]

they look good, but their personalities are that of twinks because of cancer personality of dutch women

[undone lake]

being gay sounds fun here if you're into feminine submissive men

[merry bluff]

im into feminine submissive men

[mild nacelle]

then when

[lethal finch]

Yeah well I’m into men that can choke slam me

[mild nacelle]

I can but Im too kind and sweet

[undone lake]

wrong country then brother, you should try berlin for that

berlin girls are also fucking nasty

[mild nacelle]

germans in general

[lethal finch]

I can’t say that any era was spotless , as in most eras had shit songs , if we go by that decree the decade with the least amount of bad music has to be 90s

[undone lake]

went clubbing in berlin last year and the girls there are feral...

[mild nacelle]

like milli vanilli

[mild nacelle]

I mean maybe its more uh, subjective

maybe someone with my jawline would make them subservient

[undone lake]

eastern germany especially, the rougher/poorer the place the more authorative/dominant people tend to get no matter the gender

[undone lake]

you can say many things about me but I do have a jaw line

[lethal finch]

Thats why if you want a dommy mommy u go to Russia and get Ursula

[grave burrow]

Svetlana

[undone lake]

my friends used to make fun of me by calling me steve though because I have a pretty square head

[mild nacelle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/RespectiveCollective-handsome-squidward-jaw-line-strong-HYNXRFetqpFiNDpmBY

[undone lake]

if only they weren't slavs 💔

[lethal finch]

Bro I’d tell you to get a Hungarian girl

But you ain’t ready for all that

[undone lake]

russians are funny though, they always act so tough but when you get to know them they end up being really warm people

dutch people are the opposite, they are always cold no matter who they're with

[lethal finch]

Hungarian women are just insane

[undone lake]

and hot

[mild nacelle]

what country has the best twinks

is it canada

[undone lake]

poland or finland

in europe at least

[lethal finch]

It depends on your taste

[undone lake]

evander is into strapon

so I would say poland for you since finnish men tend to be more twinkish

[mild nacelle]

short with dark hair

[lethal finch]

Complexion doesnt matter ?

[mild nacelle]

nah not really

[grave burrow]

North Korea

[lethal finch]

Then I’d say Slovakia or Croatia

Finns are usually not dark haired

Polish are unhinged

Slovakia is the safer choice , but Croatia has some really good ones

[mild nacelle]

arent slovaks hicks

[lethal finch]

Also China also plays

I mean you didnt give me any specifics

Just dark hair and short

[mild nacelle]

ur right hicks are fine

@spare knoll whats the twink situation like there

[lethal finch]

[mild nacelle]

[lethal finch]

oh

Man I really need to get someone to hold me asap

[lethal finch]

Goodnight 😴 😌

Evander

Sleep well

[mild nacelle]

guten nacht

[lethal finch]

Although I like this plushie

[mild nacelle]

goose night

[grave burrow]

🫂

[merry bluff]

omg i kept getting ads for these for like a year striaght lmfao

[mild nacelle]

you got a fucked up algo girl

[merry bluff]

im on a veepeeen right now in new yawk

im torrenting

adope lightroom

:explodign

🤯

[lavish vale]

piracy's bad mmmkay

[stray tiger]

Holy fuck this is funny and apropos of what we were talking about earlier @inland hill @lethal finch @crimson pagoda @vernal mantle ahahhahahahahahaaaa

https://youtu.be/PUFQouwqbe8