💬off-topic

[coral bane]

Wtf how cruel

[late ingot]

I mean they work for a big house building company

It's not like the site manager is paying out of pocket

[coral bane]

Latin teachers are menaces

[coral bane]

True

[late ingot]

They installed my exterior drainage pipe weirdly so had to get a plumber to come fix it

[coral bane]

I love my apartment but I don't know how to design the interior 😭

It's not really an apartment, it's just the topmost storey in the house, but I live in it so I just call it an apartment

[coral bane]

Based

why do builders always fuck up the pipes

[late ingot]

If it has its own kitchen and bathroom facilities then it is an apartment

[coral bane]

Kk it's an apartment

We used to rent it away

I forgot to mention that

[late ingot]

Lazy I guess, the outlet wasn't lined up correctly with the drain hole

But they made the pipe go down at a right angle anyway and it just got clogged against the side

[coral bane]

Then I got too greedy and took it over

[late ingot]

They reinstalled it at a different angle

[late ingot]

I have bad aesthetic sense, I ask other people

[coral bane]

What even is a drain hole

[coral bane]

I thought people with ADHD were good at aesthetic stuff

[late ingot]

idk how to describe it, its just that the kitchen sink, dishwasher and washing machine dumps the water out of it

I don't know why its better for it to go out the side and then down but that's how it works

[coral bane]

Ah, yes, I know

[late ingot]

Maybe because it bypasses the foundations

[late ingot]

I can be, its mixed

[coral bane]

How did bro get that idea

[late ingot]

I behave differently in games for some reason, irl I have poor aesthetic sense

[coral bane]

gg

[fervent basin]

nobody even wants to game while walking

[late ingot]

I went to Ikea today to look at some show rooms though

Makes me want to paint my living room dark blue

[coral bane]

I am a dedicated Pokémon GO player and I can confidently and kindly ask you to delete this shit

[coral bane]

Ikeas and Minecraft and PewDiePie are genuinely the only good things that ever came out of Sweden

[late ingot]

You could have written "Pokémon GO fuck yourself" instead of this

[coral bane]

Don't, you'll get tired of it fast

[coral bane]

Noooooo what a missed opportunity

[fervent basin]

ingress you mean

[coral bane]

?define ingress --never-heard

[late ingot]

A place where things go in

[stray tiger]

Pokémon go play in traffic ♥️

[stray tiger]

Ingress ❌
Egress ☑️

[late ingot]

I wouldn't, I like darker coloured interiors

[fervent basin]

the thing pokemon go is based on

[coral bane]

Used the wrong heart emoji so your opinion doesn't count

[late ingot]

At the moment I haven't painted any of the rooms so they're all the basic white they paint new houses

[coral bane]

❤️ ♥️

heart & hearts

[stray tiger]

Wot

Damn I learned something

[coral bane]

Yes, one is an actual heart and the other one is the heart from the Hearts game

[stray tiger]

Paint each room a slightly different shade of off white

[late ingot]

Nice

[stray tiger]

That's the autocorrect on my phone, so guess I'm fucked 😔

[late ingot]

The main question is how I decorate the living room, I've been holding off on that

[coral bane]

My walls are coloured white-yellow/beige

[late ingot]

Dark blue works well with mustard coloured furniture lol

[stray tiger]

Ummm I usually like pretty modern for living rooms, idk

[late ingot]

I like the "mustard" Ikea chairs

[coral bane]

#d1cba7 like this

[stray tiger]

I have my bedroom painted dark gray and black, looks great but it does absolutely swallow up light

[late ingot]

When I looked in a sofa store all the sofas seemed to have stupid shit like moveable footrests, usb ports and beer holders which is too much of an obvious signal of alcoholism

[coral bane]

Ah yes, my father has those in his living room

[stray tiger]

Lol that's very 70s, I heard that mustard and avocado are coming back

Not turquoise yet unless you live in New Mexico

[coral bane]

Exactly this one, thrice

[stray tiger]

Yeah, they feel a bit lazy in a morally hazardous way, right?!

I do like some transformability tho

[late ingot]

yeah that's what I was about to link

[late ingot]

more moving parts means more ways it can break

[late ingot]

I love avocado bathrooms so much

1970s style

[stray tiger]

What my parents have is all these cubes, literally just black, padded wooden cubes. They're seating in a jiffy, footrests, even drink rests if you put a simple tray on them or something

[late ingot]

They are pretty much non-existent now but I remember them being everywhere when I was young

[stray tiger]

Some people also have them for storage, remotes and shit

[late ingot]

Yeah Ikea has loads of those and that's what I'd use

[stray tiger]

Looool I think they fell out of fashion earlier in the US, I don't remember many at all

[coral bane]

Based kitchen (I can't cook nor have I ever cooked)

[late ingot]

I have an antique furniture piece in the living room already though, I would have to take its existence into account as it would clash with anything modern

[stray tiger]

Yeah, so they got these rather small cubes that were on super sale, and just got a ton of them

[late ingot]

Why can't you cook? Are you disabled?

[coral bane]

Simply never learnt it, lol

[cursive kelp]

🇺🇸⚔️🇮🇷 Winners of the Iran War:

1. Eric & Don Jr.'s drone company investments
2. Jared Kushner's plans to reconstruct the Gulf
3. Witkoffs' Middle East real estate deals

The corruption here runs deep and goes in a circle.

President Trump was recently asked when he thinks our war with Iran will be over. “When I feel it in my bones,” he replied. Translation: There’s no end in sight.

There are many angles from which we can investigate this war. Last week we discussed America’s long history of regime change. (TLDR: very unsuccessful.) We also discussed the price of oil, and the impacts it will have on U.S. inflation. (Hint: bad.) But there’s one angle we’ve yet to fully examine, which might help us understand how we got ourselves into this mess, and why it will likely continue.

That angle is the following: Who’s getting rich off of this war?

First, a quick financial audit. Based on what the Pentagon has told us, it’s estimated we’ve spent nearly $22 billion on Operation Epic Fury so far. To put that in perspective, that’s enough money to cover Medicaid for 2.7 million Americans, or feed 2.4 million families for a year, or cover a year of tuition for 1.8 million students. Keep in mind, we’re only 18 days in. Consider what the Iran bill might look like in six months, or even six years.

Then there’s the people who’ll make money. These individuals are slightly trickier to identify, as the downstream impacts are (purposely) opaque. There are the defense companies who, as we discussed this morning with Liz Hoffman, are set to net $200 billion in nationally-syndicated investment from Trump over the next three years. There are also the investment bankers whom Trump has assembled to underwrite these deals. But there are plenty of others, many of whom were in the rooms where the decision to go to war was made.

🔗 https://www.profgmedia.com/p/follow-the-money

[coral bane]

I know your stance on this: everybody can cook with instructions

[late ingot]

It's not really something you "can't" do because you haven't learned

[stray tiger]

Eh, I mean I lived in a place that was a straight hybrid of MCM and modern ikea shit in Vienna, it felt very homey. Oddly enough really did not clash

[late ingot]

Cooking is easy af, you can just start by boiling and frying things

[coral bane]

Idk if you are who said that but it's very typical of you, so I wouldn't be surprised

[late ingot]

Or putting things on an oven tray for fan assisted cooking

Start with something basic like boiling pasta, boiling peas/sweetcorn, and frying something to go with it

Then put pasta sauce on

[stray tiger]

I know that @late ingot knows this isn't entirely true, since we've both watched Kay's Cooking lmaooo

It's rare, but some people truly are beyond saving 🫡

[late ingot]

It is true though, imo Kay of YouTube fame can't cook because she doesn't pay attention to instructions and refuses to take advice

She was basically taught wrong or just lacks common sense

[coral bane]

I'm extremely autistic on stuff with specific instruction-following, I can't tie my shoes and I never do experiments in chemistry without friends doing most stuff, so yeah no. I don't want to burn the entire house.

[late ingot]

There are Ikea pieces that would work with it

Let me show a pic

[coral bane]

When I tie my shoes mostly my mother does it, or I have YouTube tutorial open on the other hand

[stray tiger]

Yeah, it's the latter that's the big problem. She has literally an entire audience of people giving her good advice and still won't do it

Most people don't have that luxury

[gritty perch]

So like your one of those people who literally cannot cook something simple like a pancake or eggs or some shit

[coral bane]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Clock_(Alexanderplatz)
It's a clock that shows the time in different places in the world. Although it doesn't take daytime saving into account, it's fun to see.

[coral bane]

"Great Britain 🇬🇧" ahh desk

[late ingot]

I think her behaviour is characteristic of the "I wont be told what to do" attitude some working class people in the UK are raised with tbh

[stray tiger]

Oh fuck, you're right. You almost need, like, some kind of transition

[late ingot]

Like the information for them to self-improve is out there, there are people eager to help, but they wont listen

[stray tiger]

Maybe a simple black or white covering draping down the sides, dyed faux leather or something

[late ingot]

I think in large part because they believe other people must have bad intentions

[gritty perch]

Here's how I learned when I was like 6 or 7. I have a distinct memory of practicing while watching spongebob and listening to this
https://youtu.be/BTP-LKZeJ20?feature=shared

[coral bane]

The default config of stuff you can't change like the stairs and all are good but the editable stuff isn't good

[coral bane]

Six seven

[stray tiger]

Or maybe little modern stands. That piece is really fucking cool but stands way out

Ummm like a modern lamp or an organic lamp that physically transitions into modern?

[coral bane]

Bookmarked

[gritty perch]

That's a fancy ass table

[late ingot]

I don't think its about "learning", its about dealing with processes that are not strictly linear and deterministic

[stray tiger]

On top that might be interesting. Organic looking lamp, modern shade 🤔

[late ingot]

Like cooking doesn't involve stirring something exactly 78 times clockwise

[sterile zealot]

why would you want your couch to have usb ports lmfao

[late ingot]

You just have to determine when to stop

[late ingot]

I have no idea its such bullshit

[coral bane]

It's just convenient

[late ingot]

I think for people on their phones all day

[stray tiger]

I don't usually use tools like this but using those visualization aids is nice

[late ingot]

It was my great-grandmother's, the top is a really heavy piece of marble

[gritty perch]

Ight well he might as well become a classical physicist then

[fervent basin]

usb ports break then it makes the couch a bit shit lol

[late ingot]

My Dad offloaded it to me because it was taking up too much space in his dining room

[coral bane]

I think it's for people that want to passively charge something like a vape pen, or for people that need extra light for reading and whatever

[stray tiger]

You use it if you have a powered couch anyway, with adjustable footrests or massage features or something. Then you can use it to hide ports or plugs

[coral bane]

Bro offloaded SSD to cloud server nvm this message is unfunny

[late ingot]

Classical physics maybe but I find a lot of physics is a nightmare for autistic people for that same reason of non-determinism

[gritty perch]

Damnnn thats awesome who's the maker? About how old is it. Hard to get well constructed furniture thats not thousands of dollars these days lol

[late ingot]

No clue

[stray tiger]

But I also hate built in USB ports, you're just asking for that shit to be outdated or broken like @fervent basin said

[late ingot]

It might be a century old or close to it

[sterile zealot]

cant u just get some chinese shit

they probably sell furniture on temu

[late ingot]

Ikea Malm furniture is pretty cheap honestly

[stray tiger]

You're making me cry

[late ingot]

Looks blocky and kinda cheap but its good and does the job, easy to assemble

[gritty perch]

My bed frame computer desk and dresser are all indeed amazon chinese items

[late ingot]

Just bring a car with decent space in the back and grab it yourself from their warehouse, assemble it yourself, don't waste money on delivery or assembly fees

[coral bane]

Mine is 100 times fancier and more detailled

[stray tiger]

@sterile zealot my dad and I have both made our own furniture. He made a bookshelf they still use as a kid. I went and rebuilt all these deck chairs for my family

[coral bane]

looks like Ikea slop

[gritty perch]

People give away their old furniture in perfect shape here just want people to pick it up for them/take it out their house. Can get really nice stuff for free. I helped furnish a friend's apartment before doing this lol

[coral bane]

Just delete this message already

[stray tiger]

IRL pic of @late ingot, colorized (2025)

[sterile zealot]

do you hate chinese people?

[coral bane]

No but it's extremely low quality

One rage and it's gone

[stray tiger]

He called the Chinese "it"

[sterile zealot]

why would you need "high quality" furniture

[stray tiger]

Wow dehumanizing evil stuff bruv

[sterile zealot]

i dont spazz out at my furniture

[coral bane]

So it doesn't collapse

[late ingot]

nice

[coral bane]

Nah but I like minimalism for real but the desk is still shit

[late ingot]

it does yeah, I don't like the white coloured ones, the light wood colour is better

[sterile zealot]

that would never actually happen

[late ingot]

oh yeah I meant "nice" ironically

[stray tiger]

Unless you're an American of Size lmaooo

[gritty perch]

I imagine ols as a British man with an elegant accent who chooses to wear a suit everyday casually

[sterile zealot]

why are americans so god damn fat

i hate americans

[stray tiger]

Ols does have a super fresh accent 😎

[coral bane]

I know

[gritty perch]

I hate fat people too but its most westernized societies now gg we influenced you mfers to get fat

[late ingot]

I speak standard british english but I don't really wear suits

[coral bane]

I prefer dark wood tbh

[gritty perch]

Whos fucking more dumb? People who started the fat trend with shit fast foods or the people who adopted it afterwards?

[late ingot]

I work in government digital so wearing a full suit would come across very weird

[cursive kelp]

JUST IN: 🇰🇷 A fire at a car parts plant in Daejeon, South Korea, has injured at least 50 people, including 35 seriously, and triggered national firefighting mobilization.

@BreakingGlobalHQ

[stray tiger]

The people who literally endorse their addiction I'd say

[gritty perch]

Lol just wear the top half of the suit then

[late ingot]

That may be what I do in the living room because of that old chest of drawers

[late ingot]

Shirt and nice trousers is fine

Could wear a bow tie to be a twat

[opal sentinel]

in Pakistan what's the punishment for selling nuclear secrets to the Israelis

[late ingot]

fast foods should have just remained a once a week treat, people eating them every day are at fault

Businesses adapted to ever growing consumer demands

I feel like I must have fast food less than once a month at this point

[stray tiger]

A lot of people normalized going daily for work

And there are all sorts of pseudo fast foods now, fast casual and novelty foods that aren't much healthier or are worse

Fast food companies scaled up the size of their offerings too to accommodate growing waistlines and give the impression it was a deal

[late ingot]

Cheap bakeries in the UK sort of steer people away from McDonalds and the like

[stray tiger]

Everyone is to blame

[late ingot]

Since you can pay like £3-5 for a reasonably filling lunch in Greggs, or could until cozzy livs fucked everything

[stray tiger]

I don't feel like those are much better though, that's where you're in the "I can delude myself" zone

Lol what's a cozzy livs

[late ingot]

Cost of living crisis

Some British people compress words down like that

[stray tiger]

I'm using that, thanks m8 😎

[late ingot]

Its more a mockery of real ones like "leccy" (electricity)

[stray tiger]

Don't care I love it

[inland hill]

So guys

I managed my claude limits perfectly

2x use times help a lot

[stray tiger]

For some reason that sounds way worse. Have you seen this game I'm sending clips from, btw? Thank Goodness You're Here?

[late ingot]

nope

"leccy" comes up in adverts I see sometimes, there's a tendency to have advert voiceover in a Yorkshire accent since consumers find it the most trustworthy accent

And that often means Yorkshire slang too

[stray tiger]

It's very funny, simple puzzle based gameplay but I was laughing out loud at the wordplay, surreal situations and wacky characters)

[slim coral]

Chuck Norris died

[late ingot]

I like bizzare wordplays

[stray tiger]

Huh! I don't think I've ever heard it, or just bad no clue what I was hearing

[late ingot]

Peter Magyar is going to ban AI btw, vote Fidesz

[slim coral]

Shame on you

Chuck Norris was a real man

More of a man than you'll ever be

[stray tiger]

@late ingot holy shit, look at those scores

[late ingot]

Sounds like the sort of game that sets out to do a specific, well defined thing and does it really well

[gritty perch]

Cozzy is so british

Its like kids making new trendy words and making it a part of the cultural zeitgeist

[late ingot]

Yeah

Its a good cultural tendency

[fervent basin]

lol

[late ingot]

I like how rapidly British dialects create new slang

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVx0jL3jH8-/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== lmao watch this

bbcnewspidgin

Wetin you tink about BBL?

Doctors don warn say BBL na one of di most dangerous cosmetic procedures. Di biggest risk dey happun wen fat dey accidentally injected into large veins.

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[gritty perch]

Ight at this point your basically just Jamaicans speaking patois.

[stray tiger]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2366980/Thank_Goodness_Youre_Here/ $10 on sale on steam or free with a five finger discount. Yeah, definitely!

I mean, you can only walk, jump, and whack things. Like you said, shaping a creative world around those constraints tends to focus the mind and make for either great or abysmal games

[worldly loom]

di bum bum improved my day.

Claude identified it as nigerian pidgin.

Abeg make I talk dis one!

Wetin be Pot of Greed sef?! Every time, EVERY single time wey person play dat card, di opponent go dey ask "wetin Pot of Greed do?" E don happen one time, e don happen two time, e don happen COUNTLESS time! Di card wey dey let you draw two cards from your deck — e no hard like dat! How person go forget?!

And Konami sef, dem dey craze! Dem ban di card since forever but dem never stop printing one thousand cousin of di same card! Pot of Prosperity, Pot of Extravagance, Pot of Desires — wetin be dis?! Na pot convention?! Di whole graveyard don turn kitchen at dis point!

And di anime characters, God have mercy! Yugi go stand there, eyes wide open like he don see ghost, dey explain di card effect like na rocket science! "Pot of Greed allows me to draw— " ABEG! We don hear am! We don already hear am tey tey! Your whole school fit graduate with dat explanation!

Di card wey don cause more argument than money for family setting. Di card wey don scatter more friendships than bad belle. Two draws! TWO DRAWS! And di whole Yugioh community never recover from am till today!

Konami, unban di card abeg. Di wahala wey di ban don cause e don worse pass di card itself. We don suffer enough!

[late ingot]

It is basically Nigerian patois

Although its called pidgin, which means more or less the same

its great having a strong currency with small numbers

[late ingot]

I mean, its evident from the name of the account

There was a great report they did about women eating clay during pregnancy

[cursive kelp]

🇺🇸🤚❌🇮🇷 - A poll by Reuters/Ipsos showed that only 7% of Americans support troop deployment for a large-scale ground war in Iran, but 65% believe President Trump will move forward with the ground operation.

[late ingot]

And visiting a market where there was baked mud for sale, as well as seeing people digging up mud for making clay biscuits

[late ingot]

Similar numbers to the UK I think, less than 10% support major military action

[fervent basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/napoleon-solo-1GFopn0FCJuBW

pidgin

[late ingot]

European countries are functioning democracies though and politicians aren't going to do what the vast majority of the public don't want them to do

[worldly loom]

I could only tell it was africa, i don't know much about africa aside from ancient roman history.

[late ingot]

Especially after the US has been treating its allies like crap and didn't bother to inform anyone after Israel gave them their marching orders

[mild nacelle]

well in our defense, no one warned us about pearl harbor

[late ingot]

true

[worldly loom]

Iran should have thought of that before they pearled the harbour

[late ingot]

@coral bane https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVd2wRQiFgR/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Instagram

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

So all years after 2021 are called A.D or A.I Domini

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1ryvf93/so_all_years_after_2021_are_called_ad_or_ai_domini/

https://i.redd.it/222uw77y57qg1.jpeg
Posted by /u/fabulousIdentity
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[worldly loom]

it worked for me.

Ols is basketball american confirmed

[mild nacelle]

why is she so worked up about pot of greed

[late ingot]

It may be 18+ because of its content

Although its not actually NSFW, just autoflagged I guess

[worldly loom]

Because dey ask you watin it do so many times. I thought nerdy rants were weird for a woman talking pidgin.

[mild nacelle]

europe moment

[late ingot]

lmao

[late ingot]

He's not logged in + censorship is more extensive in the US

[mild nacelle]

pipe down, vpn-cel

[sterile zealot]

doesnt work for me

what is it

[late ingot]

proudly unprotected sir

[worldly loom]

A bbw camwhore

[sterile zealot]

lame

[late ingot]

The reason I sent it to Rudi is because she says she's not pro various things but at the end says she is a pro-stitute, but the captions are all in German

[late ingot]

Works great until you can actually make proper assumptions about the nature of their chaos

And have various quick responses ready

[mild nacelle]

no one was ready for our Iran play

[mild nacelle]

isnt sun tzu pretty biased though

writes a huge book about strategy
"guys you need strategy"

[worldly loom]

Art of War is good, it's the most overrated and underrated book, it was a from the ground up understanding of war and a listing of all the basic principles of competition, people complain they know it all, but it's easy to forget even the basics.

It doesn't apply to many things that aren't a type of competition, psuedointellectuals pretend it applies to everything.

I think what I read was abreviated.

[late ingot]

Nobody except Iran who were totally prepared

The plan always assumed deaths of leaders, hence why they lined up 4 replacements for everyone

Taking the world economy hostage rather than just US Embassy staff was a genius play

[stray tiger]

Oh damn, that game won a BAFTA too. I didn't even know they looked at games

[late ingot]

Similar to Confucius' work its pitched as a compilation of things already widely known in its time, but gathered in one place and put in more accessible terms

[worldly loom]

Blocking the strait means a second war will not be acceptable. They can't suffer Iraqs fate of winning but getting destroyed in a second war.

[late ingot]

That might just be humility on the part of the authors but it wasn't meant to be some sudden breakthrough in military strategy

[worldly loom]

I think he was commisioned to write for royals or something who didn't know war.

[stray tiger]

Let me know what you think if you play it, perhaps it was a couple beers funnier after pub trivia, but I was still just laughing at loud. Luckily my cousin plays like I do, where he searches around, kicks everything and exhausts all dialogue before moving on

[worldly loom]

I can't find my copy now.

[worldly loom]

What game?

[stray tiger]

Thank Goodness You're Here, it's a surreal British indie puzzle-platform humor game. I didn't know it was acclaimed at all

It's half off on steam now actually, though I can probably find you a 🏴‍☠️ source if you're interested https://store.steampowered.com/app/2366980/Thank_Goodness_Youre_Here/

[fervent basin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lobster-12PrNN7QlZ6zJe

openclaw

[worldly loom]

I don't need help pirating, but cheers. You reminded me of Last of the Summer win tv series, that was set in Yorkshire.

[late ingot]

I think that's likely yeah

[worldly loom]

https://youtu.be/Quq1p7ac5KY

[late ingot]

Sun Tzu lived during the Eastern Zhou period before China became an Empire, it was fall of warring princes

[stray tiger]

Ahh got it. Yeah, I really recommend it then, I only saw a bit of it but it was funny af. It's on fitgirl https://fitgirl-repacks.site/thank-goodness-youre-here/

Very low stakes, chill game too, you just walk around and hit things for the most part

My cousin is alternating it with the third Wolfenstein game, which is about as much tonal contrast as you can get lol

[coral bane]

I love ProtonVPN

god i love living in a city where all data centres are

[coral bane]

vpn in my own city, zero latency

[mild nacelle]

When codex tells me Im right I feel smug. ugh. I am becoming one of them

[stray tiger]

Lemme know what you think if you play it @worldly loom, I don't have have as much cultural context, though you honestly don't need it to find it funny af. I did have to explain a few of the Britishisms to my cousin and I'm sure I missed a few buried jokes

[worldly loom]

I might try it tommorow.

[cursive kelp]

Rip 4o. My humane pin didn't even live long enough to see 4o 😢😢

[worldly loom]

I might not even understand them all because Northampton isn't the North.

[stray tiger]

No rush or anything. I had a rough week and it put me in a really good mood

[worldly loom]

Despite the name, There was a hamton very far south that became Southampton.

[mild nacelle]

did your humane pin die? wtf

do you have to feed it like a Tamagachi

do zoomers even know what those are

its like an apple watch with no strap with one shitty game on it

[stray tiger]

It's easy to get the gist of what they're saying, though they can lean into the slang hard. A lot of it might be a parody like Ols was doing with "cozzie livs"

[cursive kelp]

Humane didn't make it long enough to see 4o

[mild nacelle]

you can still buy a Rabbit R1 though

[stray tiger]

High on price, low on quality 😎

[cursive kelp]

Disgusting

[mild nacelle]

yep and its still $200 even though it doesnt have features promised over a year ago

[stray tiger]

What was it supposed to do?

[mild nacelle]

computer/gui use like ordering you an uber or making reservations

[cursive kelp]

A Gemini app for macOS secretly enters beta testing - Android Authority https://share.google/tvNwTXgsb9D55a6gk

[stray tiger]

That's pretty embarrassing given that on phone Google and GPT assistants both have a lot of those already

[worldly loom]

Google assistant on phone can't do anything but set you a timer.

[stray tiger]

I think you can do more now with Gemini on phone if you set things up, it has feature parity with the old assistant (I think?)

I mostly use it for calender appointments and alarms only though

[coral bane]

Now it can, don't compare Google with Siri, Google Assistant is better than you think, it even has Gemini integration

[stray tiger]

Chuck Norris didn't die, Death got Chuck Norrissed

[worldly loom]

Well I just asked it to make a list and it still did nothing.

Useless piece of shit as before.

[stray tiger]

I ended up disabling it, but did you know you can set GPT to be your assistant on Android? It uses any of the GPT integrations, so you'd set up calendar, Drive, etc.

Google's AI integrations are really embarrassingly rushed, that's for sure

[cursive kelp]

— 🇮🇱 Jewish Rabbi 'ACCIDENTALLY' gives infant HERPES after ritual circumcision involving 'oral suction'.

— Virus had reached baby's cerebrospinal fluid, and with not yet fully developed immune systems it's life-threatening.

— The baby is currently being treated in a Tel Aviv hospital.

🇨🇿 | @duckdiaries

[stray tiger]

This has happened a few times in the past, it obviously is an "accident" but also a rather barbaric practice nobody should do for obvious reasons

[coral bane]

You can also do it on iOS but it's gonna ask you if you want to use ChatGPT for that action every single time

[stray tiger]

You can't set it as the default? What a pain in the ass

[worldly loom]

How do I setup claude or chatgpt for that?

[stray tiger]

Momento, let me find out. I think it's in the GPT app, or if not it's in settings / defaults

[worldly loom]

Omg, i found assistant bit in settings, then the arrow you need to click off is in the corner so you can't click it.

Circumcise whoever designed the ui, and if that was already done, 🏀 ⚽ ✂️

I did it.

[stray tiger]

Default apps > default digital assistant app

[stray tiger]

Lmaoooooo

Google also has Assistant Settings to make it less useless and choose Assistant vs Gemini

[coral bane]

which phone is that, the font is really high quality

[coral bane]

Is it the Nothing

[stray tiger]

I like the font too, this is a OnePlus 13 I think

[fervent basin]

firefox is the best one

fuck chatgpt or gemini

https://giphy.com/gifs/block-special-benjammins-P3ataVxTgFOimQeC0S

[stray tiger]

That's using One Sans, not the shittier OnePlus Sans. I think you can sideload fonts on android with varying degrees of pain

[coral bane]

On Samsung, sideloading fonts works with a really clever glitch

I've done it

[stray tiger]

It's a variable weight font too and I adjusted it down a little to look better (IMO)

[sterile zealot]

oh how

[worldly loom]

Shouting hey google doesn't do anything anymore. Fuck google man, all i can do with their shitty assistant is set a timer.

[stray tiger]

How'd you do that? I think I did it in the distant past, then I might have tried it with my LG

[worldly loom]

What is wrong with rudi making out it's good? Does it save adoslescnet boys onto your phone for you?

[coral bane]

There's like an app to convert a TTF to a random Samsung file extension and then somehow a glitch saves the font to a backup, then loading that backup skips Samsung's font validation (because you don't set the font through settings but through a UI backup), and then basically you have it

[stray tiger]

You'd have to reset that if it's not working, quick phrases or voice training maybe? Lol, I mean I have plenty of complaints about Google assistant but it should work better than it has been for you

Maybe wipe the assistant app if GPT or Claude don't work out for you

I don't think they have quite as much phone access but if you give them api to your things it should give a fair number of features.

@fervent basin whats the deal with Firefox? I had no clue they had an assistant. I wanted to set up Tasker but it seemed like a pain

[coral bane]

I think he was joking because it was the only non-AI app in the selection

[stray tiger]

Ohhh lol

[coral bane]

Firefox doesn't have an assistant it's just a poorly configured Android app

[stray tiger]

Tasker I don't think uses any AI unless you tell it to

I mean I'm sure it has something

[worldly loom]

The notes are set to an email adress and assistant is working for a different email to keepnotes default. Google aren't quite as shit as I thought but this is still shit. It is making notes.

[stray tiger]

Heyyyy well that's something

If you find a way to make any of these work better, plz let me know. I didn't know there were all these Assistant options I never set up until I just searched for it

[worldly loom]

Yeah, it can make notes to keep notes on a google phone, but the keepnotes is keyed to email adresses. I need to transfer notes to another email now.

[stray tiger]

Ohhh that's a pain. I think that should be an export/import data thing but I'm not sure. Might need a third party tool

[coral bane]

Note, this is for Samsung with OneUI specifically. Not for all of Android.

[stray tiger]

@coral bane I don't know much about Siri, though I honestly rarely hear much good about it. The AI integration sounds cool if it works well

[coral bane]

It works like shit tbh

[stray tiger]

Oh lol, well that's probably why you don't hear about it much

[coral bane]

Yeah

Missed potential

they advertised it so well

[stray tiger]

That Samsung hack is reeeeally freaking cool

I love shit like that, "unintended features"

[stray tiger]

They did, Siri was synonymous with digital voice assistants early on

Even when Google built up more features, they had better branding, better advertising and first mover advantage

[wary ermine]

Always befriend ningen

[stray tiger]

I dunno how much most people want to talk to their devices though, it's always felt weird for me

[coral bane]

Only Vivo with OriginOS reaches the stability and smoothness of iOS GUI

[stray tiger]

Aren't ningen just mortals or humans?

[wary ermine]

Yes it means humans.

[stray tiger]

I really dislike their UI, though it's been getting better as they stray from skeuomorphism. Steve is rolling over in his grave 😁

[late ingot]

I hate it and wont do it

I just disabled all voice activated stuff

[stray tiger]

What are vivo / OriginOS, any examples?

[stray tiger]

Lol, I use it in a pinch for reminders, calendar entries and alarms, but that's about it. I'd much rather have a freaking button, even though they want to take away our physical buttons soooo badly

It does feel really weird to talk to your computer, for me at least

[worldly loom]

It's helpful when cooking to scream at the phone to set a timer.

Also the voice can help you find your phone.

[stray tiger]

Yeah, these are the situations where I've used it. I was fixing something I needed both hands for and used GPT voice there to some effect

Um the Midwest does get quite cold, phones are a bit more responsive and I usually use fingerless gloves, but occasionally that's also a great situation to talk to a phone

Like shoveling snow and wanting to change music or hear a notification

[coral bane]

Vivo is a phone brand, a Chinese one, they have an incredibly good camera that is better than any other phone's camera. It's so heavy that the camera makes it uneven by weight, and its quality is closer to a professional camera than a phone's camera. On top of that, it's an absolute beast in performance, not as good as Samsung but still very good and better than most phones.
The Chinese version has OriginOS as UI (which is the best imo), the global version has FuntouchOS which is Vivo's own UI.

And it's also cheaper (~900USD) than any other flagship - Vivo x300 Ultra is coming out soon and it's confirmed to come globally, unlikely the Vivo x200 Ultra which was China-only (only the Pro was global)

[stray tiger]

Huh, I'll look into it for my next phone. I've heard the company before but no clue about their phones

[plucky gyro]

https://x.com/i/status/2035039071894933546

Zixuan Li (@ZixuanLi_)

Don't panic. GLM-5.1 will be open source.

X · Mar 20, 2026, 5:01 PM

glm 5.1 soon

[stray tiger]

Been pretty happy with my Chinese OnePlus though, was eyeing xiaomis too for their camera and specs

[coral bane]

Look at how smooth this is

[stray tiger]

I reeeeally miss LG. Their devices were stellar

[loud girder]

Your message has been deleted, sorry!
Next time, try saying something like this instead: Here's a link to a video I found interesting: https://girlcockx.com/OriginOS_India/status/1978685632290476320/video/1

kotovash

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[coral bane]

tf

[stray tiger]

Lmao

[coral bane]

Look at this, just look how smooth this is
https://fxtwitter.com/OriginOS_India/status/1978685632290476320/video/1

Tech Ultimatum (@OriginOS_India)

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▶ Play video

FxTwitter · Oct 16, 2025, 4:53 AM

[stray tiger]

Great physical build quality on LGs, UX was also great

[abstract dagger]

oxygenos is goated

[stray tiger]

Looks pretty cool, I'm not blown away by those features but I'd like to try it

[coral bane]

I prefer OneUI

[abstract dagger]

thats samsungs right

[abstract dagger]

ive been using it for years, the amount of little features that work really well are awesome

[plucky gyro]

Hey did u just say OriginOS?

[coral bane]

Yes

[plucky gyro]

my phone is OriginOS

[abstract dagger]

the only downside is theres a major bug in the default photo editing software

[coral bane]

Which one do you have

[abstract dagger]

where all brightness depth disappears when editing pics

[stray tiger]

Huh, if it's well specced maybe I'll choose it for my next phone then. I like little quality of life features

I got so fucking sick of Samsung's TouchJizz bloat

[plucky gyro]

originos3

[coral bane]

I mean, which phone

[abstract dagger]

for example, not needed anymore but theres a feature to turn any app dark mode

i used to use it on snap before dark theme was added

[plucky gyro]

vivo s9

[stray tiger]

Oooooh shit that's awesome

[coral bane]

Vivo is so goated

[abstract dagger]

the gaming performance features are also quite nice

[coral bane]

Better than Samsung

[stray tiger]

I used an Xposed mod to do that too lmao

[abstract dagger]

and ngl the ui feels really accessible and clean everywhere, i havent felt any downsides to it

[coral bane]

I want to get the X300 Ultra but the only problem is that the global version doesn't have OriginOS, only the Chinese version has it

[abstract dagger]

ooh smart

[stray tiger]

Have you used a OnePlus? How does it compare if so?

[abstract dagger]

id also say the default apps are decent and work well

[abstract dagger]

i have a oneplus 13

it is an awesome phone and the camera is amazing

[stray tiger]

Oh cool, me too

[coral bane]

Samsung has it too, in developer mode

[abstract dagger]

also used a samsung s24 ultra and i think pixel 9

[stray tiger]

Yeah, I got this one heavily for its camera and general fluency

[abstract dagger]

i found samsungs os to be weird to use, didnt feel intuitive

[stray tiger]

When's the last time you used one? TouchJizz was a fucking nightmare, OneUI is a lot better but I didn't love my mom's Sammy when I played with it

[coral bane]

Skill issue

[wary ermine]

Touch what

[cursive kelp]

❗️Putin proposed halting intelligence sharing with Iran in exchange for the US ending intel support to Ukraine, but Washington rejected the deal, alarming European diplomats.

[coral bane]

TouchWizz is fucking shit

[coral bane]

Use OneUI 8.5

[stray tiger]

I think my aunt has a more recent Sammy and I played with a Fold. I didn't love it still

[abstract dagger]

a few recent photos

[stray tiger]

Samsung's old UI was called TouchWiz which I refuse to say, it was a blocky, bloated POS

[abstract dagger]

to me it is insane that photos like this can be taken on a phone

[stray tiger]

Wooooow so damn much detail

Nice

[cursive kelp]

Israel this is Iran

[stray tiger]

Yeah, color, lighting, detail, depth, all look great. It doesn't have the colors blown out with excessive HDR either

[signal iron]

I don't feel like schizo commenting "hiiii" then replying to myself with "hiiiii" 7 times today

[cursive kelp]

The supreme leader of Iran lives here

[signal iron]

Fuck you

[signal iron]

Hiiiii

[signal iron]

Fuck you

[signal iron]

Hiiii

[abstract dagger]

Fuck you

[stray tiger]

Hiiiii

[abstract dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/874126871493771264/1291457366985801822/togif.gif

[signal iron]

If a pregnant woman dies in combat then the baby can keep fighting like a Minecraft slime.

[abstract dagger]

i also saw like 4 cats

[signal iron]

What baby doesn’t like the soothing rattle of a belt-fed Soviet light machine gun?

[sterile zealot]

???

[signal iron]

Gpt gimme roles

[lavish vale]

you have established your credentials as a narcissistic schizo. what now?

even nick fuentes appears to be giving up on this career

https://youtu.be/BHblbSi9mG0?si=jJoFsHbl-s2mmdYQ&t=34

we have entered a new era of the internet when even the edgelord trolls are dissatisified

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

So all years after 2021 are called A.D or A.I Domini

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1ryvf93/so_all_years_after_2021_are_called_ad_or_ai_domini/

https://i.redd.it/222uw77y57qg1.jpeg
Posted by /u/fabulousIdentity
Don't want to see more? Mods can unlink this subreddit with /reddit unlink

[late ingot]

Write $claim

[signal iron]

$claim

[loud girder]

You must send at least 200 messages before claiming custom roles.

[wary ermine]

$claim

[loud girder]

You have been given the role Friendly 😊
What a great guy!

You have been given the role Social 🗣️
Wow, so chatty!

[wary ermine]

I didn't know that existed

[grave burrow]

I guess I used it at some point

[wary ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-gif-11816971814746635421

[late ingot]

rekt

[inland hill]

stacked

[sterile zealot]

friendly
social

[inland hill]

$claim

[wary ermine]

How did you get unfriendly?

[loud girder]

You have been given the role Friendly 😊
What a great guy!

You have been given the role Social 🗣️
Wow, so chatty!

[inland hill]

[sterile zealot]

trentk gave it to me manually

[wary ermine]

@crimson pagoda can you give me an unsocial role?

[signal iron]

@loud girder give me soper mod

[stray tiger]

no

[signal iron]

why?

[stray tiger]

Nice. I had the friendly seal forever

[stray tiger]

I don't think there is one, there's the psychopath role

[mild nacelle]

after I came up with it, the genius that I am

[late ingot]

Should be "asocial" or "antisocial" surely?

[wary ermine]

@mild nacelle always befriend ningen

[late ingot]

I agree that Jake should get a custom role like that though

[mild nacelle]

just give him the schizo role

[wary ermine]

I'm not schizo

[mild nacelle]

bundling every mental illness under schizo works fine

[wary ermine]

I'm not mentally ill.

[mild nacelle]

frankly you arent qualified to make that determination

[late ingot]

Jake isn't schizo

[mild nacelle]

bundling every mental illness under schizo works fine

[last holly]

Yes you are

[last holly]

Stop lying to him

[late ingot]

There are diagnoses other than schizophrenia lol

Jake doesn't come across as delusional, he's just intensely pessimistic and cynical

[inland hill]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-unico-uniuni-cat-cute-gif-16985346018005697112

[late ingot]

And he has a deep, unrequited love for the western conifer seed bug

[inland hill]

this is mr psychiatrist cat

[mild nacelle]

you could say every mental illness is schizophrenia

[inland hill]

in hungarian it is called the nyugati levéllábú poloska

[inland hill]

slang ye

craziest is catatonic schizophrenia

[fervent basin]

https://tenor.com/view/vrchat-fennec-walk-sinrith-vrchat-vr-cute-gif-21014536

[inland hill]

@late ingot

do they use ECT for catatonic schizo in the UK?

i guess they do

but how common

[late ingot]

Probably

I know ECT can be used here

[inland hill]

Well it is totally gentle nowadays

[late ingot]

Lame

[inland hill]

can cause some temporary amnesia-likey

and strong nausea

atropine is p useful even though it is old

[inland hill]

well it usually requires 7-10 iirc

treatments i mean

[signal iron]

I got muted for 666h for SA a guy who likes pineapple pizza

[late ingot]

My grandfather was treated with it years ago due to what I assume must have been major depressive disorder or some kind of anxiety complex

[inland hill]

Yea for resistant mdd it is used

for anxiety idk

never heard

[lethal finch]

So according to the doctors i have CPTSD and other mental health issues

Thats just great

I wasn’t even in nam

Tf are they on about

[inland hill]

how do u know

u might've been there

@lethal finch do u have physical symptoms of anciety

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-chicken-gif-26197609

[gritty perch]

US troops bout to fuck around and get tested to see if the DEI hiring and the relax boot camp and fitness requirements can hold up in boots on the ground

[inland hill]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-thousand-yard-stare-thousand-yard-stare-cat-ptsd-cat-soldier-cat-war-gif-9110270742088459827

[gritty perch]

https://x.com/i/status/2035063386719809759

OSINTdefender (@sentdefender)

Pentagon officials have made detailed preparations for deploying U.S. ground forces into Iran, with senior military commanders having submitted specific requests aimed at preparing for such an option if such a decision is made by President Trump, multiple sources briefed on the

X · Mar 20, 2026, 6:38 PM

[lethal finch]

Yeah

[lethal finch]

They gon have ptsd too hahaha

[gritty perch]

Man i hope my battle buddy jessica can get an adrenaline dump to pick up my mangled body and get me to safety in a firefight

[lethal finch]

I mean , the army , or rather any soldier life was never for the mentally sane either

[gritty perch]

Fr tho who picks that shit out of all branches if you wanted to go in

[lethal finch]

Listen I’d rather go navy

Then marines or army

Ooor space force

😎

Watch as all the IT nepotism fills up space force while the grunts of the poor go to die

How come only poor people get drafted anyways ?

[gritty perch]

Some people in the space force died recently lol

Was a it guy too

[coral bane]

Owl what do owls eat

[gritty perch]

Was like 20 years old or some sbit

[lethal finch]

Mice

[coral bane]

So if I eat you I kinda eat mice

[lethal finch]

You can eat my posterior broski

[grave burrow]

Flashbacks

[lethal finch]

Oh shit you weren’t here when I posted these beauts the other day @inland hill

Have you ever saw any of these ?

[mild nacelle]

@inland hill isnt it a little disrepectful to use that name when @willow socket has recently died

[cursive kelp]

🇷🇺🇮🇱 After summoning the Jewish ambassador to the Russian Ministry of Foreign Affairs, the Israeli Ministry criticizes the Russian authorities for what it sees as unconditional support for Iran and failure to condemn attacks on Israeli cities.

[coral bane]

such an unfunny troll

[mild nacelle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1050422061803245600/1484264629650850065/13587116_2c50d.gif

[lethal finch]

🙏

Rest in piss

[wary ermine]

Ningen

[cursive kelp]

🇮🇷⚔️🇮🇱 Iranian ballistic missiles apperantly struck a major IDF base in Central Israel.

NASA firms map shows that fires erupted earlier today at the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) Ben Ami Military Base, home to the 6920th Transportation Battalion of the Central Military Command.

The base also hosts one of the IDF three major logistics storage centers in Israel, valued at approximately $1.7 billion.

🔗 EGYOSINT

[lethal finch]

Wait is that parasite ?

[wary ermine]

No

Yes

[mild nacelle]

ya it is

Jake why are you calling attention to your shameful Japanese heritage

[lethal finch]

https://tenor.com/view/parasyte-migi-shinichi-shinichi-izumi-goat-gif-26261321

[wary ermine]

The anime isn't that weird.

That's only a few shots.

[lethal finch]

This is why you wear gloves to goon

[wary ermine]

It has normal moments.

[lethal finch]

You can mpreg your hand

Bro that anime is anything but normal

There is a guy in it with a sentient chin

[mild nacelle]

body horror anime "isnt that weird"

[lethal finch]

Wdym

[wary ermine]

It's like The Thing somewhat in anime style

And less bloody.

[lethal finch]

Why why ?

[wary ermine]

If people can watch The Thing without judgement then I don't know why parasyte would be beyond them.

[lethal finch]

parasite is p bloody i HAVENT seen John carpenters the thing

[mild nacelle]

The Thing, the disembodied sentient hand from the Addams Family - the show DESIGNED to be weird?

[wary ermine]

No, not that thing.

One moment

[mild nacelle]

this is a losing argument jake

[wary ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/the-thing-bennings-thing-shocked-gif-15082311

This

[grave burrow]

Someone from this server could die today, we would hear about, maybe say " sad " most likely make a joke and move on

[cursive kelp]

🇬🇧Britain has given the US the green light to use Diego Garcia for strikes on Iranian ballistic missile sites.

@late ingot ty

[lethal finch]

Jake you strike me as an elfen lied fan

Ngl

[wary ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/thing-the-thing-the-thing-horror-horror-horror-movie-gif-7770206773710944166

[lethal finch]

Ooh

Hawt

[wary ermine]

I don't know that

[lethal finch]

Dont look it up

[grave burrow]

Unless it's Trentbot that dies. Nobody would be sad since he is the shot caller for Mara Salvatrucha 2.1

[lethal finch]

Im p sure trentbot is run from a server in the Middle East somewhere

[mild nacelle]

trent works for someone in Ukraine

yes THAT ukraine!

[lethal finch]

It’s funny how appearantlay uk rain e won the war

[coral bane]

Yeah not like Russia took like a quarter of their land

[lethal finch]

They won tho

In spirit

[grave burrow]

Powered by extortion ( renta ), drug and human trafficking and money laundering

[mild nacelle]

@lethal finch be careful rudi is a child pretending to be an adult

[undone lake]

What a poser, how does he not know about this?

Nope

Waste of time, everyone in Amsterdam votes left anyways

Wbu?

[mild nacelle]

@undone lake what to do if boogers from one side of ur nose end up in the other side

[lethal finch]

I didn’t vote cuz they would never make gvb free

Fire today

I went closer to it but by the time I got there it was almost out

[lethal finch]

…

His what ?

[merry bluff]

spoochie

[lethal finch]

…

Do you not feel ashamed ?

[merry bluff]

Splenchbubs spoochie is touching the floor

poor spunk bong

[last holly]

She has no shame lol.

[last holly]

And that’s alright (at least for her.)

[lethal finch]

;~;

[merry bluff]

bread

[last holly]

bread👍

[wary ermine]

Bread

I like bread

[merry bluff]

you DO NOT BREAD

Jake...

you are blue

what happened

you have turned blue

amazing

[lethal finch]

Hey M btw I hope today youre doing better

[merry bluff]

thank you i am doing fantastic

[lethal finch]

Glad to hear that

[wary ermine]

I what?

[lethal finch]

HUH

[merry bluff]

what you are not blue any moer

wtgf

wtf

hacker

[lethal finch]

Jake is ‘hite

[wary ermine]

I wasn't blue

[merry bluff]

you are whtie

you were blue

i saw it

[mild nacelle]

he doesnt like to stand out

[wary ermine]

Maybe discord was glitching

[merry bluff]

jak you were white

no blue

you are white

[mild nacelle]

get a job Maria

[merry bluff]

im looking

cry~3

no im not

im watching youtube

[wary ermine]

No, I left and rejoined to get rid of the role

[merry bluff]

but im learning stuff on youtbue

[wary ermine]

$claim

[merry bluff]

i see.

[loud girder]

You have been given the role Friendly 😊
What a great guy!

You have been given the role Social 🗣️
Wow, so chatty!

[merry bluff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1238830582700572723/1282549006064418848/ezgif-7-5a1b85510d.gif

[mild nacelle]

like what

[cursive kelp]

🇮🇶 Iraqi information collection networks are active as of today.

[lethal finch]

Is his name Dean ?

🤔

[mild nacelle]

Dean Cam

[merry bluff]

Dean Cheesman

[lethal finch]

He can be the dean of a school too

No ?

Yeah but then it’s his name

[mild nacelle]

Dean is short for Deangelo

[merry bluff]

Deangelo is short for Deanmarcusangelico

[lethal finch]

And evander isnt short for anything he just short as is

😭

[mild nacelle]

you know foxes are naturally short but i am still 5'9"

[merry bluff]

Maria is short for MAtemeRIghtnowAaaaaaa

[lethal finch]

Maria mariaaaaa

[lethal finch]

I wish I was 4 5 bro

I hate being 5 9

[merry bluff]

i hate being 5 10

[gusty ravine]

are we talking loud now

[merry bluff]

i wish i was 5 4

[lethal finch]

Shit we about to twin

[gusty ravine]

til' novemeber

[mild nacelle]

🐝 4️⃣

[lethal finch]

Isnt that

[loud girder]

theminji

Transcript from Groq

I ain't gonna erm and germ Happy cheat day on 4-0 you On snooze now it's my smile Happy side bitch day My new side nigga La dang day But gang Erm and germ is slurring germ Do it right and do it right On the 4-0 yanks my smile Don't erm your jettle Don't give me a smettle On the smettle La dang dig it If you a jettle a digging Get right you If you a 4-0 a digging It's my goose on the 4-0 gang This is your Jekyll Yang or Fwotel Tugan on the Yergan. It's my smile. It's my love. It's my smile. I've gone down my name. I'm Jones now. It's my smile. It's my crew now. I'm a name. I'm good. This is my Jekyll Yang. The biggest G.U.T. on Fwotel Tang on the Yang. Spreading it all around the world. But gang on the Fwotel. Jekyll Lang Dictionary on Amazon right now. If you want to learn how to talk like Big Dang on the Fwotel. And it's a free audio book of the whole Jekyll on my YouTube. You're going to listen for free, but God.

[spare knoll]

I wish i was 3 4

2 3

1 2

0,5 1

[lethal finch]

Hmm

Weird sequence

[lethal finch]

I aint learning avantgarde jive

[mild nacelle]

Trentbot capitalized "God" so it obviously believes in a deterministic universe

[loud girder]

theminji

Transcript from Groq

So this nigga finna drop his wallet. Go ahead and drop your wallet, goofy. Hey, my brother, I think you dropped your wallet. Nigga, I ain't never seen that wallet before. Nick, bro, I just saw you drop it, though. Here. Nah, my shit ain't even that color. Look, this is your wallet, bro. I'm trying to be a good Samaritan and give it to you. Take this, hoe. They got some Hubba Bubba in their wallet. Ain't you Patrick Star, boss? And this is your motherfucking ID, boss. And I found this stanky booty ass ID in this stanky booty ass wallet. So that means this is your fucking wallet, my nigga. Shit, two plus two is four. Well, get your shit. That's not my wallet, nigga. Ooh, this nigga stupid.

[lethal finch]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-starfish-spongebob-its-not-my-gif-12227574

[gusty ravine]

apt.

[gusty ravine]

¥ type

[lethal finch]

Watch Hood JJK

[merry bluff]

im bussy watching Dean Cheesman

[lethal finch]

Watch it later then

It’s good shit

Imma go and study a bit too

[mild nacelle]

study what

you should make things with your own two hands

[merry bluff]

i make stuff iwht my hand

s

[mild nacelle]

stop centering your life around abstract concepts

[loud girder]

Your message has been deleted, sorry!
Next time, try saying something like this instead: engage in intimate connections with beings that are not human.

evanderfox

Rising timeout

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This is an automated message. If you believe this was a mistake, please contact a moderator.

[merry bluff]

@spare knoll hi

[spare knoll]

hello

[mild nacelle]

dried papaya is actually great

some dried fruit is fuckin nasty

like raisins

I am expanding my diet

deficient in certain vitamins I think

[last holly]

This has undertones, doesn’t it.

[merry bluff]

no

what

i dont do lewds

[last holly]

Ehh… your status seems pretty lewd

[merry bluff]

shhh

[mild nacelle]

hes a child maria

[merry bluff]

im not trying to lewds him

i dont want to lewds minours at all

i want to lewds a 21 year old

or 19

[mild nacelle]

you mean ols

I see the way you look at him

[merry bluff]

ols id olds

[last holly]

Nah she’s good lol she’s not doing anything.

[merry bluff]

hes too old

i dont want to lewds british people anyways

[mild nacelle]

way to come out as both ageist and racist

[merry bluff]

yes

i am very

[mild nacelle]

it would be less offensive if you just said ols is unfuckable

[merry bluff]

thats not true

he is to some people

but to me he is british and old

[last holly]

Yoink

[late ingot]

Have you tried dried mango, dried strawberries and dried blueberries?

All are great

[mild nacelle]

nope none of those. but thanks for the tip

got dried apricot and pineapple queued up

[late ingot]

Oh yeah dried pineapple is good

Dried banana is also good tbf

[merry bluff]

omg yessss

with a tiny bit of cinommand

idk how to spell it

the brown stuff

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Every LLM has a default voice and it's making us all sound the same

Been building Noren mostly because this kept bothering me: every model has a default voice it falls back on.

Ask five different people to rewrite the same paragraph and you'll get five versions of the same sanitized, oddly formal output!

We're trying to fix that by learning how you actually write before generating anything. Still early but it's at usenoren.ai if anyone's curious.

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1rz0fjz/every_llm_has_a_default_voice_and_its_making_us/

https://i.redd.it/49hvg3k948qg1.png
Posted by /u/prokajevo
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[merry bluff]

hoymihoymihoymi

[sterile zealot]

if you double the age here this applies perfectly to @late ingot lmao

@stray tiger too

[worldly loom]

https://www.theblaze.com/news/damning-study-of-millions-of-kids-finds-heart-problems-only-in-the-vaccinated?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=fb-comment_blaze-media&tpcc=social_fb-comment

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC12643559/pdf/ede-37-141.pdf

[crimson pagoda]

🇺🇸 ⚡ BREAKING:
American lolcow Daniel Larson has accepted a plea agreement.
@mild nacelle @merry bluff @elfin scarab
@sterile zealot @vocal bay

[sterile zealot]

it looks like komoru is on an extended grass touching session btw

[crimson pagoda]

also @sterile zealot i am generating fanfiction about you with my fine tune

[sterile zealot]

what

i would say send but do i even want to know what it is

[crimson pagoda]

the video is still rendering

Write a narration script about the Argentinian cybercriminal known only by his handle 'underscore', who was responsible for a series of devastating hacks against major South American financial institutions throughout 2021. After months on the run, underscore was captured by Peronist security forces during a raid on a Buenos Aires apartment in February 2022. He was taken into custody but never stood trial. Three days after his arrest, authorities announced that underscore had died in his cell under mysterious circumstances. The official cause of death was listed as cardiac arrest, but leaked autopsy photos told a different story. His family launched a campaign demanding answers, and journalists who investigated the case received threatening phone calls. To this day, no one has been held accountable for his death.

captured and killed by peronists

[sterile zealot]

lmaooooooooooooooooooooo

[crimson pagoda]

this is with truecrime8B

still holding out for deepinfra's shit to be unbroken so i can train the 70b for cheap but i might just have to pony up and pay vast.ai's insane prices for b200s

[sterile zealot]

"The official cause of death was listed as cardiac arrest, but leaked autopsy photos told a different story." is this a fucking epstein reference

[crimson pagoda]

this is what it made you look like for some reason

oh i just realized

[sterile zealot]

hahahahahahahahahaha what

[crimson pagoda]

i need to specify i dont want transparent backgrounds

wow it went fucking wild with the transparency on some of these for no apparent reason

yeah it completely spazzed out

[gusty ravine]

print(True) if True

[crimson pagoda]

coding is for smelly nerds and is illegal

[gusty ravine]

i'm running out of context

[crimson pagoda]

komoru and v2ray are the same person
cc @vernal mantle

[lethal finch]

I love educational content https://youtube.com/shorts/32TSoCCDKOQ?is=5fTzlO3lU1k1BwQY

[merry bluff]

rekt

[merry bluff]

yeah she is, she let me know

[sterile zealot]

havent seen v2ray in a while either

[sterile zealot]

im surprised komoru doesnt only use the internet all day

did they force her to get a job or what

[merry bluff]

no shes taking a break for mental health

she wasnt doing so good and was doing bad stuff so i was helping her and she decided to take a break

for a bit

[undone lake]

You blow your nose and insert it orally

[undone lake]

Why does stuff like this always happen when I’m not in the country

[lethal finch]

Be glad that shit stinked

[merry bluff]

.

wtf

my keyboard just typed that on itsown

[lethal finch]

.

[gusty ravine]

deserving honesty is a privilege

[cursive kelp]

Where did things go wrong 🫩

@crimson pagoda did you get my dm

[mild nacelle]

My brain cant decide between cuck and cock

one day into my fresh weekly rate limit and down to 45%

how do real programmers use this

[lavish vale]

nice try but your article is biased...

It ignores the authors' caveats and fails to mention that vaccine-induced myocarditis is typically mild and resolves quickly, whereas COVID-induced heart issues can be much more severe.

[merry bluff]

my dad just told me I should start and onlyfans

[sterile zealot]

fmac is lurking

why

[merry bluff]

fmac hi

don't worry I won't start one

I have at least a little respect for my body

[mild nacelle]

I said happy birthday to gemma 1b and it said happy birthday back to me.

[surreal siren]

yes, start and do of

[merry bluff]

no

[merry bluff]

well duh, Gemma 1b is agi

[surreal siren]

If you do it long enough you can buy this one day:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2VTGZ0ysBo

[gusty ravine]

this looks like a master plan waiting to happen

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Every LLM has a default voice and it's making us all sound the same

Been building Noren mostly because this kept bothering me: every model has a default voice it falls back on.

Ask five different people to rewrite the same paragraph and you'll get five versions of the same sanitized, oddly formal output!

We're trying to fix that by learning how you actually write before generating anything. Still early but it's at usenoren.ai if anyone's curious.

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1rz0fjz/every_llm_has_a_default_voice_and_its_making_us/

https://i.redd.it/49hvg3k948qg1.png
Posted by /u/prokajevo
Don't want to see more? Mods can unlink this subreddit with /reddit unlink

[mild nacelle]

this is just a fuckin ad

@crimson pagoda did Noren pay to advertise on your platform

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1050422061803245600/1484264629650850065/13587116_2c50d.gif

rip

rip in peace v2rayn

[gusty ravine]

rip

[cursive kelp]

🇺🇸🤝🇸🇦🇦🇪❌🇮🇷❗️ — BREAKING: Saudi Arabia has granted U.S. forces expanded access to King Fahd Air Base in Taif as regional tensions continue to escalate.

▶️Thousands of U.S. Marines and sailors have recently been ordered into the region to reinforce ongoing operations.

▶️The UAE has also indicated it is prepared for a prolonged conflict, signaling readiness for a war that could last for 9 months.

[stray tiger]

Lmaooooo

I was prescribed 600 mg qd

[mild nacelle]

9 months, just in time for trump to declare victory for midterms :3

[coral bane]

is this how nerds try to commit

[stray tiger]

Yeah, kinda what @lavish vale said, this also isn't new. We already knew all of that. In fact I'm pretty sure I knew it when I took the fucking vaccine

They tested it and this was a known side effect. It wasn't a secret

You can complain about the government's garbage messaging, but why are you trusting them anyway

I knew it could cause myocarditis and possibly temporary coagulopathies, I weighed it against the loss of fucking IQ points from getting covid and the risk of killing one of my family members and it was a trivially easy decision

I would have taken it if it reduced the risk of getting covid by 10%, because my risk of dying by suicide goes up by 10x if I kill or disable one of my family members. I'm finally starting to get the shitty flu vaccine too since they're getting into risk categories for that, and I see proximate responsibility as absolute responsibility

[gusty ravine]

how any is to any to the widespread news over current issues still hanging by a thread is totally with respect to how the modern user is interpreting but managing how they are perceived

[stray tiger]

Are you high

Maybe you had a covid vaccine induced stroke, godspeed 🫡

[gusty ravine]

I try to keep my 420 blaze to a limit

[stray tiger]

Doubt 🤔

[lavish vale]

i wish i could get that high (but then i got high)

[stray tiger]

I just get high blood pressure and feel shitty

[late ingot]

Vaxxed?

[stray tiger]

Probably that

[lavish vale]

imagine if vaxxine side effects were less headache more dank trippin balls

i'd be psychovaxmaxxing (psychopathic variant of psyche)

[stray tiger]

I oddly felt like shit after my first vaccine then fine during all the subsequent ones

[late ingot]

Imagine if the only reason AI psychosis exists is because of COVID brain damage

[stray tiger]

Like the opposite of what's supposed to happen

[lavish vale]

i'd like to see the correlation between ai psychosis and anti vaxxers

[stray tiger]

It's probably more due to pandemic shutdown related brain damage, frankly

[stray tiger]

I can see it going both ways, because the pandemic really did make a lot of people ruder, dumber, sadder and fatter

So maybe the people that were most enthusiastic to end shutdowns and vax up were the most fucked over

[lavish vale]

how dare you single me out with your genersaliation (eats cake to console self)

[stray tiger]

Lmaoooooo

[merry bluff]

marquis I quit my job already lol

[stray tiger]

I mean, you have to imagine that it's a subgroup of anti vaxxers, it depends on your motivation. If it's just because you're suggestible, like a Facebook wine mom, then I bet it's HIGH correlation

[undone lake]

lol

[stray tiger]

If you take the whole population, I don't know. Some people it's just political alignment, some people are just straight up doing risk benefit and saying "fuck public health, what have they done for me lately"

[lavish vale]

quitting a job is easy, you can only brag about how long you remain unemployed

[undone lake]

Are you overweight?

[stray tiger]

Lol I have visible abs

I was borderline but just busted my ass the last year to get jacked

[undone lake]

Makes sense, muscle weighs more than fat

[merry bluff]

market is ribbed

[lavish vale]

feelings about vanity?

[stray tiger]

I am extremely vain too lmao

[undone lake]

Try to lose some kilos and you should he fine

[stray tiger]

Lol I don't think so

[merry bluff]

i weigh 150kg

[lavish vale]

vanity is the only sin that requires validation from others

[late ingot]

Marquis is home of sexual for himself

[lavish vale]

thats why i prefer gluttony and lust

[crimson pagoda]

BREAKING

[undone lake]

Kidding aside it could be something chronicle, you usually don’t get high blood pressure when you have a healthy body

[stray tiger]

So why'd you quit already, I mean it sounded like a bad job but that's motivation to get a better one

[lavish vale]

solid buffet advice

[undone lake]

My goat

[merry bluff]

transphobia and they were discriminating against me because gender identity

[stray tiger]

Maybe you should do OnlyFans, except nobody actually makes money on that site

[undone lake]

Rekt

[merry bluff]

exactly

[late ingot]

Bathroom wars

[undone lake]

Get owned libtard

[stray tiger]

You need to have a real job where they discriminate against you for everything

[merry bluff]

agree

[lavish vale]

onlypimps on the nose (feet cost extra)

[stray tiger]

I get discriminated against for my race, sex, physical and mental illnesses, the tone of my fucking voice, my typing speed

Let's see, what else

I think you'll have to get over it

[merry bluff]

yeah except I ain't putting up with that shit for a 55 hour work week and $10 an hour

[stray tiger]

Oh my religion, my politics

[undone lake]

Rekt

[stray tiger]

My opinions on almost everything, my interests, my values

[merry bluff]

maybe if it was a living wage I would put up with it

but it was not

[undone lake]

Just don’t be antisemitic

It’s that simple

[gusty ravine]

to a discrimination is the blatancy for

[lavish vale]

to own a house, have a living wage etc... just be born a few decades ago (the trouble with being born... late)

[last holly]

Good evening

[late ingot]

I decided to read a manga called GraPara about a guy who takes in a swimsuit model after he stops her stalker from stabbing her, it has a shitload of 🍇 and NTR scenes

[stray tiger]

I am more likely to be discriminated against for saying Israel did nothing wrong and Gaza is whining about a surprisingly low death toll

[merry bluff]

I should have been investing in real estate in 2007 instead of shitting my diaper

[stray tiger]

Israel did plenty wrong, so that's also a lie

[last holly]

And gazas death toll is high.

[stray tiger]

But holy fuck is that a low death toll to treat like a genocide

[stray tiger]

no, no it isn't

[last holly]

I don’t think genocide relies solely on death toll

It is about intent

[stray tiger]

Compare it to some other conflicts real quick

[gusty ravine]

to the genocide is a toll for

[lavish vale]

genocide relies solely on who controls the media apparatus

[stray tiger]

Right, the intent is to stop terrorism and affect regime change

[last holly]

And Israeli leaders have intent.

[stray tiger]

They do, they don't really care about anything but self defense, like most countries

[late ingot]

The intent is to reclaim the promised land

[last holly]

Only 40,000+ civilians. A “small” price to pay to stop Hamas

[stray tiger]

They would nuke the rest of the planet if it made Israel safer

[last holly]

Unfortunately

[last holly]

Ah yes I have come full circle.

[lavish vale]

for toll is to genocide those not that were but now are not

[stray tiger]

Over quite a bit of time during a protracrsd military campaign, unintentionally

[gusty ravine]

to rise up and challenge the news outlet out here is daunting

[stray tiger]

They invaded and slaughtered how many Israelis again? Like do you think any other country would do nothing?

[lavish vale]

no news is good news, at least the entertainment is entertaining

[last holly]

Both are horrible.

[stray tiger]

Our country would wipe out anything that even sounded like the name of that regime

If it was my family, I'd want to erase that religion from this earth

[gusty ravine]

elite task forces amok

[stray tiger]

I don't have any sympathy for fanatics, they're either actively dangerous or one step away from it, or consistently supporting the worst things

[lavish vale]

from the perspective of the extreme, is not everyone?

[stray tiger]

If you believe in anything more than human life, you are a liability

[stray tiger]

I dunno, maybe

[lavish vale]

how would one know which illusion is at play

[stray tiger]

It's hard not to see the pattern with Abrahamic religion though

You have to be willfully ignorant

[lavish vale]

ha, the illusion of free will is both a punchline and a verdict

[merry bluff]

I'm gonna climb ts

[stray tiger]

I don't believe free will is a meaningful concept but it's immaterial here

[lavish vale]

yes i agree that would be willfully ignorant to think

[stray tiger]

God I see @vernal mantle changing her fucking status and it's always some dumb whore 🍞 shit

Why am I getting notifications for this

[merry bluff]

ez

[lavish vale]

now joyride. those police chases after heavy vehicles is always fun

[merry bluff]

lmao it's only like 10ft

[lavish vale]

oh its a baby digger?

[stray tiger]

I like climbing shit, I don't do it as often anymore

[merry bluff]

I'm gonna climb the arm

[merry bluff]

yeh I'm in the cockpit area

[lavish vale]

you tricked us with fancy photo work

[merry bluff]

lol

[stray tiger]

I don't think you're allowed to say that word

[lavish vale]

f u... baby ||d||igger

[stray tiger]

Your ho shit and all of @last holly's emo shit are pushed to my phone for some reason

I kept checking my messages thinking he was deleting them

[lavish vale]

dammit i missed their me poetry maria pls send