💬off-topic

[crimson pagoda]

his life story is completely insane

[undone lake]

the life I could have if I went outside for once

lucky guy

[crimson pagoda]

he strongly denies writing any of the O9A literature

[slim coral]

lmao

get rekt

[crimson pagoda]

but if you read any of his writings he has one of the most distinctive writing styles I've ever seen

it's very obviously him writing it

[undone lake]

can't believe a man of god would lie like that

[spare knoll]

now you

[undone lake]

or well... former

[slim coral]

What's a user here that has no flaws

nothing to criticize

[crimson pagoda]

his entire life story is just him bouncing from one type of extremism to the next

[willow socket]

ols

[rancid inlet]

wym me

[spare knoll]

do a report

[rancid inlet]

im a new user

wont work

[spare knoll]

L

[willow socket]

asura my report says you are male

[rancid inlet]

yea its wrong

[undone lake]

literal safety hazard, how did that guy not end up in some psych ward

[rancid inlet]

i told you yesterday

[undone lake]

meanwhile owl is there daily

[willow socket]

its correct

[rancid inlet]

no its not

[crimson pagoda]

ai is smarter than you so it's probably correct

[rancid inlet]

nah

[loud girder]

A psychological report was requested on @cerulean plinth by @slim coral, but there are not enough messages to generate a report.

[rancid inlet]

im sending proofs soon

[last holly]

Are you trans?

[slim coral]

Hm

[rancid inlet]

nah

[slim coral]

damn

[crimson pagoda]

he got investigated for a while because his writings were connected to a nail bombing of a gay club in england but i dont think much ever came of it

[last holly]

Gonna need a direct reply

[willow socket]

you are not gonna send

[crimson pagoda]

he was really active back before the UK became such a panopticon

[last holly]

So I know if you’re talking to me or not

[crimson pagoda]

so he kinda just got away with everything lmao

[undone lake]

all bark no bite, what a coward

[crimson pagoda]

his writings were also a heavy inspiration for atomwaffen division

which ended up killing i think like maybe a half a dozen people total before dissolving

[undone lake]

crazy how we don't really have divisions like those anymore in europe

sure we have alt-right ones, but no one really dares to openly show a swastika

and for good reasons

[crimson pagoda]

atomwaffen had a euro division i think

sonnenrad division or something

hold on

[sterile zealot]

body count as in sex or as in murder

[undone lake]

atomwaffen was the brandon russel thing right?

[crimson pagoda]

sonnenkrieg division

[undone lake]

sonnenkrieg just means sun battle or smth

[crimson pagoda]

murder, some pretty brutal ones too

[rancid inlet]

i will

but to someone trustworthy

you know what

i will send it to neko

@neko

??

[willow socket]

neko is not with us anymore

[crimson pagoda]

yeah they all pick lame ass german larp names

SKD formed in 2018 as a British offshoot of AWD.* Private messages exchanged online by SKD group members in 2018 labeled the United Kingdom’s Prince Harry a “race traitor” for marrying a mixed-race woman and called for him to be shot.* In other private online messages, alleged leader Andrew Dymock called for police officers to be raped and killed.* Group members have also called for white women who date non-white men to be hanged.*

[rancid inlet]

why

??

[slim coral]

Neko left 3 months ago

[last holly]

@rancid inlet gonna need an answer dawg. Not in 5 business days, but like right now.

[crimson pagoda]

lmfao what

[rancid inlet]

🫢

[willow socket]

its profoundly inaccurate

[last holly]

Because I’m confused here

[crimson pagoda]

profoundly accurate

[last holly]

Idfk whether they’re a boy or girl

[undone lake]

to say any of this would be fine on twitter these days

[rancid inlet]

its not accurate

[sterile zealot]

asura is cis male

[last holly]

you nearly got me with that one.

[rancid inlet]

no im not

wtf

[undone lake]

it got me

[rancid inlet]

you are a weirdo gpt6

[undone lake]

@merry bluff don't be horny

[loud girder]

Psychological report on @vernal mantle, requested by @crimson pagoda

[undone lake]

horndog

[loud girder]

Psychological report on @vernal mantle, requested by @willow socket

[last holly]

So then what sex are you then

[last holly]

Because I’m hearing conflicting reports

[sterile zealot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1050422061803245600/1480024218002526280/asura.png?ex=69aed437&is=69ad82b7&hm=e72f17dea36ccba88ace68c3abaa3550b892ae2cea3686edac958eb1256f6f70&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[willow socket]

hahahahahahahahaha

[sterile zealot]

asura cannot outsmart gpt6
asura: hahahahaha thats so true

[willow socket]

[crimson pagoda]

such an incredible self own

[last holly]

@merry bluff don’t listen to him

[willow socket]

send the northwest one

[last holly]

Cool story bro

[rancid inlet]

i agree

haha

[crimson pagoda]

of course you would agree with the dumbest model's writing

[rancid inlet]

thats so wrong

[last holly]

Since I have no answer, I’m assuming you’re enby.

[sterile zealot]

you admitted its true

right in the pic

[undone lake]

Fixation on Transgression: The user’s obsession with "breeding," "graping," and other taboo topics suggests a compulsion to engage with "forbidden" content. They seem to use these themes to test boundaries and provoke reactions, likely as a way to feel "alive" or to confirm their own edgy identity.
why does everyone this this server have grape fantasies?

[rancid inlet]

i didnt read the whole sentence

[undone lake]

even I don't have that

[willow socket]

when will you do something irl

[undone lake]

or w8 lemme check

[sterile zealot]

why would you reply to something while only having read the first sentence? you moron

[last holly]

@rancid inlet

I’m going with it

[undone lake]

nope I don't haha rekt

[willow socket]

[sterile zealot]

i bet mochi is actually normal asf irl and only spazzes out about lewd things on the internet

[undone lake]

to grape or to be graped, you decide

[willow socket]

of course

he also presents as male irl

[rancid inlet]

interesting

:3

[undone lake]

w8 mochi is a man?

[slim coral]

😔

[rancid inlet]

hmmmmmmmm

[slim coral]

of course

[rancid inlet]

INTERESTING

[last holly]

No she’s a girl

[rancid inlet]

THIS IS GETTING INTERESTING

[undone lake]

mochi grill? 😳

[slim coral]

mochi is 6'4 dude

[rancid inlet]

oh fuck

[undone lake]

...

[last holly]

Yes she’s a girl

[undone lake]

don't care I would still snap him in half

[rancid inlet]

im lost

[last holly]

Girls can be 6 foot lol

[rancid inlet]

is mochi a girl or nah

[last holly]

Mochi is girl

[rancid inlet]

i see

cool

[crimson pagoda]

this is what freaks me out about the internet right
you go to the store and you buy some groceries and the guy bagging your shit up might be a mochi out in the wild

you never know

😨

[loud girder]

Psychological report on @last holly, requested by @undone lake

[rancid inlet]

lol

[last holly]

And I’m assuming you’re enby

[willow socket]

[slim coral]

What's wrong with that

[sterile zealot]

whats even the point of only acting trans on the internet

[rancid inlet]

xddddddd

[loud girder]

Psychological report on @last holly

[rancid inlet]

like imagine

[last holly]

Because I haven’t gotten an answer on what sex you are

[rancid inlet]

whats that

[willow socket]

indulge in imagination

[last holly]

Non-binary

[rancid inlet]

nah

keep guessing north

so cute

🥺

[last holly]

A girl?

[undone lake]

@last holly why does it say that you're a mexican?

[last holly]

Uh huh, cool story.

[last holly]

… thanks?

[undone lake]

I thought you were from the usa

liar

[last holly]

That’s cool bro

[undone lake]

*The user is a fragile ego wrapped in a layer of performative toughness. They are deeply uncomfortable with their own biological development and are using their "aroace" identity as a shield to protect themselves from the complexities of romantic and sexual interaction, which they view as a source of "distress" and "horrors." *

even trentbot thinks you're faking it

the aeroaric thing or whatever

[willow socket]

someone send the northwest critical analysis

[last holly]

Amazing work of art bro.

[last holly]

I’m assuming you’re a girl or something

[undone lake]

when will you try to change?

[last holly]

😃 👍

[willow socket]

Until he realizes that the world does not owe him coddling, and that he must take active steps to fix his diet, sleep, and screen-time, he will remain trapped in the exact miserable state he constantly complains about.

[last holly]

Uh huh.

Cool

[willow socket]

you got owned

by gemmy 3.1 pro

[last holly]

😃 👍

[willow socket]

🙂

[sterile zealot]

northwest is crying at his phone screen rn

[undone lake]

Tribalism: They are heavily invested in the social dynamics of their online community. They are protective of their "peers" (like Maria) but are quick to ostracize or mock those they deem "snowflakes" or "narcissists."

@merry bluff north is very protective of you

@last holly good boy

[last holly]

Uh huh. Cool story bro.

[willow socket]

hahahahaha

someone send the crying behind a mask image

[last holly]

😀 👍

[undone lake]

I wonder what gpt's is

[loud girder]

Psychological report on @sterile zealot, requested by @undone lake

[sterile zealot]

sending this is totally gonna be a good way of coping

[willow socket]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1050422061803245600/1480219583456743595/pp504x498-pad600x600f8f8f8.u3.png?ex=69aee169&is=69ad8fe9&hm=1d5ec02e9d4a32deef38d6c2bf6b508bd67359e58a979a3f1d1c86ab75ea1704&

[sterile zealot]

v2ray did one with a better model and it was so much better

[undone lake]

I see

[last holly]

I’m way too busy listening to Spotify to give a fuck lol

[undone lake]

I feel like this version is just trying to frame anyone in the most negative way possible

[willow socket]

(proceeds to announce this in discod)

[sterile zealot]

but you give enough of a fuck to reply to our messages?

[sterile zealot]

yeah it always either calls someone a completely mentally ill moron or an intelligent cynical, its boring

[last holly]

Chromakopia’s pretty fire ngl

[last holly]

You should listen to it

[last holly]

IGOR’s pretty good too

[willow socket]

i need more epic quotes

[undone lake]

it called me a grapist

which is not true

[sterile zealot]

sounds about right

[undone lake]

I've never tried

first time for everything I guess

[last holly]

Nothing beats the CD player though.

Something about psychically inserting that disc just hits different

[willow socket]

north you need to fix yourself

do what gemmy told you

[undone lake]

I was born in the wrong generation aahh

[last holly]

I went thrifting for some CD’s yesterday too :>

[last holly]

Got 8 of them half off. Into the shoebox they went for storage because theyre for collection purposes only

[sterile zealot]

@undone lake #💬off-topic message

[undone lake]

north never change please

[sterile zealot]

this one is pretty accurate

[undone lake]

you're one of the few people online that actually makes me laugh while typing

[last holly]

My friend recommended me a thrift store somewhere in Michigan.

I should really ask her what the address is or something

[undone lake]

oohh I'll check it out

[last holly]

She got some really cool stuff from there.

[merry bluff]

I know

[willow socket]

you are both insane

🦅

[merry bluff]

yes

[undone lake]

• Hyper-Agentic: He holds a borderline objectivist view of personal responsibility. He aggressively despises people who complain about their lives but take no action (what he calls a lack of "agency"). He views human life as an RPG where you have to grind to level up, and has zero sympathy for those who wallow in self-pity.

I guess this is why you don't get along with all the kids in this server

[last holly]

List of CD’s I got

Rod Stewart
The Color Purple (a 1985 movie soundtrack)
Fats Domino
Elvis Presley
Lotte Lenya
Celine Dion
Simply Red
Elton John

[undone lake]

the relations with other users part is crazy

[willow socket]

can we give northwest a super role

[merry bluff]

ksi

[sterile zealot]

this section is pretty much all wrong

[willow socket]

where he can only send 10 characters at time

[sterile zealot]

it hallucinated based on some stuff i told other people

[last holly]

Huh?

[undone lake]

what about the relations part?

[undone lake]

she meant to type lysm

[willow socket]

the relationship part is pretty much all wrong for all people

its super bad at doing relation

[undone lake]

damn

I take it back then, clankers are still useless

[willow socket]

also its good at some people and bad at others

[merry bluff]

they are trying to kill me

[willow socket]

also i find it good at doing super insane people

but mentally normal people it struggles

[sterile zealot]

it always tries to find excuses to call people mentally ill

[willow socket]

nailed north and jake but marquis and evander it completely missed the point

[willow socket]

yeah

maybe i should tweak my proompts

[last holly]

They are out to get you.

[willow socket]

i should do more co analysis

north x maria first

[merry bluff]

do analisis on me and underscore

[willow socket]

🤔

[merry bluff]

treat

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Wait what?

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1ro3clv/wait_what/

https://i.redd.it/ea5vhgpsbtng1.png
Posted by /u/tombibbs
Don't want to see more? Mods can unlink this subreddit with /reddit unlink

[sterile zealot]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HC4V3ZYaIAApgP4?format=jpg& https://store.steampowered.com/app/4190240/Nuclear_Design_Bureau/

Steam

Nuclear Design Bureau

NUCLEAR DESIGN BUREAU is a hardcore sandbox engineering game where you design and test nuclear devices.

You are the Chief Engineer of a secret Soviet design bureau. The State gives you a target and a warehouse full of dangerous materials. In some directives, your available materials are limited. Your task is simple: build a device that gets…

Release Date

Q1 2026

lmaoooooooooooooooooooo

[sterile zealot]

why do you post this

why does it look so vertically strecthed

[merry bluff]

she so cute

[undone lake]

I want to stab her in the eyes

the big one on the right

[merry bluff]

because that's the image I downloaded

[sterile zealot]

i strongly disagree

[merry bluff]

oh ok

[gilded crypt]

BREAKING: RFK Jr. just signed the "Jeans Only" Executive Order. Leggings officially banned from every gym in America, $500 fine per violation

New mandate: All synthetic stretch fabrics (including leggings, yoga pants, compression shorts, and any spandex-based "performance" wear) are now prohibited in federally regulated gyms, public fitness centers, school weight rooms, and private facilities receiving any government funding or tax incentives.

[gilded crypt]

how you doing? 😉

[sterile zealot]

https://x.com/MehdiHacks/status/2030614588438311265

Mehdi (@MehdiHacks)

Low res old video (~2016) of a GPS spoofing demo in a lab using an SDR.
It takes 30 seconds for the Android phone to lock to the fake satellite signals and show a location in China!
Uses the open source "GPS-SDR-SIM" repo.
DO NOT try this at home. It's illegal.

▶ Play video

X · Mar 8, 2026, 12:00 PM

[merry bluff]

I am doing alright, I kinda can't see I think it's due to a lack of sleep but everything is blurry and I can't think

[gilded crypt]

sending you 100 dollars rn so you can sleep better 💵

[merry bluff]

thanks

I need$

[elfin scarab]

Me and Maria

[abstract dagger]

damn

this psycho ai is diabolical

[merry bluff]

also I haven't drank water in like 18 hours

[merry bluff]

yes yes yes yes

[spare knoll]

i just drank water

[merry bluff]

good

I'm gonna buy a fruit punch

[sterile zealot]

evil

stay dehydrated

[spare knoll]

desert mindset

[sterile zealot]

its because my water supply is full of corroded metals

i should move to a country where water is drinkable

[spare knoll]

yim yum

[merry bluff]

awwwa Lana graduated 🥳

[cursive kelp]

🇦🇪🇰🇼🛢 UAE and Kuwait Start Oil Output Cuts After Hormuz Blockage

The United Arab Emirates and Kuwait started reducing oil production, as the near-closure of the crucial Strait of Hormuz ripples through energy markets and affects global supply.

Kuwait’s oil cutback started with about 100,000 barrels a day as of early Saturday and is expected to almost triple on Sunday, with further gradual reductions depending on storage levels and the status of Hormuz, a person with direct knowledge of the plan said, asking not to be named because the details are private.

The UAE, which pumped more than 3.5 million barrels a day as OPEC’s third-biggest producer in January, is using export capacity that bypasses the Strait of Hormuz, and its international storage facilities, to ensure supply to global markets. Adnoc operates a 1.5 million barrel-a-day pipeline to Fujairah on the UAE’s western coast to avoid the strait. Adnoc said its onshore operations are continuing normally.

Cutbacks by the two OPEC members follow a swathe of others in the region. Iraq started holding back production earlier this week as storage tanks started filling up, while Saudi Arabia shut its biggest refinery and Qatar closed the world’s largest liquefied natural gas export plant after drone attacks.

Kuwait Petroleum declared force majeure — a legal clause allowing a company not to fulfill contractual obligations because of circumstances outside its control — on sales of oil and refinery products, according to a notice seen by Bloomberg.

The country produced about 2.57 million barrels a day of oil in January, according to data compiled by Bloomberg. The only route out for the supply is through the Strait of Hormuz. Saudi Arabia, the biggest producer in the region, has diverted some of its crude away from this route toward Yanbu in the Red Sea.

Kuwait had earlier begun lowering processing rates at its refineries because of the fuller tanks. The nation’s plants — Al-Zour, Mina Al-Ahmadi and Mina Abdullah — have a combined capacity of about 1.4 million barrels a day. Al-Zour is one of the biggest oil-processing facilities in the Middle East.

🔗 https://archive.ph/hO8EX

[spare knoll]

CP Company

https://www.cpcompany.com/en-us/

my favorite company

[sterile zealot]

what the fuck

what is wrong with you even

[merry bluff]

always shower

stay clean

it is good for you

[sterile zealot]

what fucking fetish is this

[merry bluff]

I've slept like 10 hours in the past week

I am heavily sleep deprived

I need help

[sterile zealot]

dont tell me about it regardless

[sterile zealot]

go sleep

[merry bluff]

I can't I'm at work

I was hallucinating earlier

[sterile zealot]

meds

[merry bluff]

and I got jumpscared by my own shadow

[sterile zealot]

psych ward

do it now

[merry bluff]

no

[sterile zealot]

yes

yes

yes

[merry bluff]

no

I just need a nap

[sterile zealot]

go nap then

[cursive kelp]

EFN in the drive through is crazy

[merry bluff]

I'm at work

[sterile zealot]

just nap at work

[merry bluff]

then I get arrested

[sterile zealot]

pretend you had an epilleptic attack

[cursive kelp]

Personally I drink on the clock

[merry bluff]

no not arresting

um

[sterile zealot]

#💬off-topic message

firing?

[merry bluff]

in trouble

[merry bluff]

🤔

[sterile zealot]

they cant fire you because it would be illegal

[merry bluff]

oh true

wait

[sterile zealot]

it would be considered a medical condition

[merry bluff]

I can just slit my neck and then they will send me home

wtf cheat code

[sterile zealot]

no

omfg

[loud girder]

Your message has been deleted, sorry!
Next time, try saying something like this instead: I'm feeling really overwhelmed and wish I could just escape everything.

outshinestarz

Rising timeout

You have been muted for 1 minutes for the following reason:
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This is an automated message. If you believe this was a mistake, please contact a moderator.

[merry bluff]

I can hit my head really hard on the wall?

[sterile zealot]

i need to block you again before i get investigated for this

[merry bluff]

no

no

please

I'm sorry

[sterile zealot]

dont fucking talk about doing self harm

[merry bluff]

I won't slit anything

I will kms (keep myself safe)

I will be so safe you'd think I'm a construction worker

[sterile zealot]

uh construction workers arent very known for being safe

in fact theyre known for the opposite

[merry bluff]

oh

a doctor then?

[crimson pagoda]

maybe in argentinastan

here in the US u can be a toothless crackhead and construct for years unharmed

jannybot is now replying to ancient modmail messages. lmao

[loud girder]

Psychological report on @merry bluff, requested by @abstract dagger

[sterile zealot]

if palestine is so good as people say, then how come i havent seen a single cute palestinian anime girl? when ive seen tons of cute israeli anime girls

whats the palestinian equivalent of negev

[abstract dagger]

this is worse than the one i did on myself

[merry bluff]

exactly

[crimson pagoda]

lmao

just saw this posted on r/chatgptcomplaints

accidentally gemmy

they implicitly understand that they are hopelessly addicted

when they verbalize it they don't frame it that way but the image tells a better story

@willow socket https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryhzCWqxjeQ

[opal sentinel]

If you currently are not sick think about how incredibly lucky you are because when you are currently suffering from something you feel like the total absolute hell

[willow socket]

shanghai ❤️

[crimson pagoda]

this music feels AI generated to me for reasons i cannot pinpoint. can you tell if it is/isn't with the chinese lyrics

[willow socket]

how can i tell if it is or not with the lyrics

[sterile zealot]

by if it has chatgpt slop style

[crimson pagoda]

with english ai music the lyrics are usually pretty bad, and the voice has a quality i guess id describe as kinda tinny. but i dont speak chinese so i have no idea if these are present in what im hearing rn

[crimson pagoda]

come back when you're better

this isnt the psych ward

[willow socket]

did you mute him

🚨

[crimson pagoda]

yes

[willow socket]

the entire video has the same voice lmfao

[opal sentinel]

Trent when did you start balding

[late ingot]

Chinese being a tonal language makes it lack the kind of vocal inflections you'd expect from natural English speech

[willow socket]

i dont know what ai slop is like in chinese at all

cant tell with the lyrics

but the background image is very likely to be ai generated

[crimson pagoda]

yeah the bike thing looks totally bonkers lol

[crimson pagoda]

i mean this could be because it's AI or it could also be that it's just some album

it's so crazy that we're even having to go back and forth like this

@sterile zealot you were wrong AIslop music is here now

[willow socket]

"This channel brings back the peaceful memories of China in the 20s-30s."

china is not peaceful in the 20s

🚨

and 30s

[rancid dragon]

nobody cares about chine

USA just rendered all the stealth killer technology useless

[elfin scarab]

why did he become a woman

[rancid dragon]

and made the country look like a joke

[willow socket]

the speech is super weird

[rancid dragon]

all they have are woprds to try and make them look hard. with nothing to back it

wait. they may start throwing temu toys at you

[willow socket]

like in chinese you rarely connect two characters together

you say them super separately

[sterile zealot]

wasnt that when the civil war was at its peak lmfao

[willow socket]

but in here every song has this weird speech pattern

[willow socket]

civil war + ww2 + civil war again

[elfin scarab]

20s and 30s was the warlord era + Japanese invasion

Peaceful Warlord Era

[willow socket]

very peaceful

"With soothing jazz melodies from that golden era, we hope these tunes will awaken the most beautiful memories of simpler times."

omg this is definitely ai

theres no way the background image is ai + description is slop resulting in the music not being ai

"golden era" getting fucking starved to death then killed by japanese genocide

"simpler times" being a hanjian i guess

[crimson pagoda]

feminized by 4o

[rancid dragon]

i just find it funny that people think that human nature will change over night, people will always be at war, history has proven this time and time again and to think any different would be naive.

[crimson pagoda]

lmao okay yeah it's definitely AI

[sterile zealot]

gender dysphoria promoted by 4o

[willow socket]

i hate how good ai music is right now i fucking hate it so much

stop ai music

[sterile zealot]

"wow yeah you should totally trans yourself, itll be so good"

[crimson pagoda]

what i hate is mostly that they lie about it

[sterile zealot]

itll unlock your next level of spiral emergence

[crimson pagoda]

either explicitly or implicitly

my parents like AI jazz, they know it's AI and just enjoy having some nice background music

that feels different to me. if you know it's AI you're not being tricked

[sterile zealot]

why ai specifically though

[willow socket]

also i dont get what makes ai music interesting

ai image you can make goonslop, ads, funny images etc

llm slop you can use it to do very useful stuff

wtf does ai music do to the world? nothing but lying slop

[crimson pagoda]

because w/ ai jazz you can make extremely vibe-specific playlists

[sterile zealot]

oh so theyre using suno themselves?

[crimson pagoda]

fitting human music might exist to build the playlist out of human music but ofc it's harder, varied quality, etc

[crimson pagoda]

no, they find premade extremely vibe specific ones on youtube

the indians that make these videos pump out like 10,000 of them at a time lol

[willow socket]

#stopaimusic

[crimson pagoda]

yeah this is what bothers me too

this + ai images as "art"

for commercial applications sure, whatever, use it because it's cheap and does the job

but like if you're consuming art

there is so much stunningly beautiful human art, visual and musical

you couldn't consume it all in 10 lifetimes if you had nothing but time

[elfin scarab]

omg
your parents are slop lovers

[sterile zealot]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3139580/Circuit_Artist/ this looks so autistic in a good way

Steam

Circuit Artist

🎨 What Is This?
A circuit simulator where you draw everything. NANDs and pixels. Build gates, ALUs, CPUs — whatever you want. Watch signals flow, rewind time, optimize your layout. Circuits are just images.…

Price

$9.99

Circuit simulation for those who draw their own CPUs

[crimson pagoda]

circuit autist
sorry, had to do it

[sterile zealot]

lmfao

[willow socket]

at this point why not just buy a fpga

[sterile zealot]

what

ffmpeg lmfao

[willow socket]

*fpga

i fucking botched it

[elfin scarab]

ffmpreg

[crimson pagoda]

old people have a very different take on AI art than young people ive noticed

[sterile zealot]

dont they cost like thousands of dollars

[crimson pagoda]

young people tend to either be gung-ho about it and consider AI art basically equal to human art, or they fucking despise it

[willow socket]

just get a cheap one, only a few hundred dollars

[crimson pagoda]

my parents are really active in the local arts scene, they even do like painting shows at the local arts guild

painting constantly

all kinds of cool stuff

[sterile zealot]

The simulation engine uses a variable-delay event-driven simulation that takes into account the topology of the wires to create a distance/propagation delay map based on Elmore delay calculation for trees. It also considers fanout — the higher the fanout, the higher the delay. Trees propagate differently than "lines," creating a more accurate simulation so players can develop intuition for real circuit design (sort of). omg this is making me coom

[crimson pagoda]

but they're also very accepting of AI music and to a lesser degree AI images

[willow socket]

then why not buy some breadboard and diy it

[sterile zealot]

im argentinian

everything related to electronics is 3x more expensive here

[willow socket]

you can get a chungus of stuff for like 10$ that you cant use up in like months

[crimson pagoda]

still not as baffling as the people who play american truck simulator

[willow socket]

[crimson pagoda]

that one is negative value

you could just drive an actual truck and get paid for it

the homemade immersive rigs for the trucks are hilarious

[willow socket]

well maybe they are not americans

[willow socket]

[crimson pagoda]

this might actually be more deranged than the people who play nothing but VN games

[sterile zealot]

@crimson pagoda @willow socket HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[sterile zealot]

this image implies the existence of logicgatecels

[willow socket]

they do exist and its terrifying

[sterile zealot]

the game on steam is $5.7 but they say its open source, so why wouldnt i just compile it myself for free

[willow socket]

this setup would probably cost like 3000$+

excluding the computer

[crimson pagoda]

if only you knew how bad things really were

[willow socket]

lmfao

i like flightsims though

since its hard to actually fly a plane

also it doesnt trigger my motion sickness which is nice

[crimson pagoda]

those ones kinda make sense

well

at least the war ones

the war ones are kinda cool

[sterile zealot]

"play" a visual novel

[willow socket]

no i like civilian airliners

[crimson pagoda]

the ones where u simulate a 12 hour flight from baltimore to hawaii

and 99% of the game is just staring at clouds

[sterile zealot]

i dont get how vns are even considered games

[crimson pagoda]

that's stupid

[willow socket]

just skip the flight

[sterile zealot]

plus if you wanted a vn why wouldnt you just watch a movie

[willow socket]

its autopilot anyway

[crimson pagoda]

just skip the entire game

[willow socket]

are you retarded

landing is the most interesting part

[crimson pagoda]

yes but what does that have to do with anything

[willow socket]

also coldstarting and checking checklists is fun

👎

stop

[crimson pagoda]

beaurocracy has been bred into the chinese mind

thousands of years leading up to this

[willow socket]

incredible

[sterile zealot]

ca: /home/underscore/Downloads/circuit-artist/src/font.c:121: parse_font: Assertion `ichar == NUM_CHARS + 1' failed.
fish: Job 1, './ca' terminated by signal SIGABRT (Abort)
``` its over

this is going to fry my brain

[cursive kelp]

⚡️🇺🇸🇮🇱❌🇮🇷 - Israel and the USAF targeting of Iranian oil facilities in Tehran has created a reality of an environmental disaster. Further footage of smoke plumes veiling Tehran alongside, acid raid continued to pour over the city.

[crimson pagoda]

@sterile zealot modern models are so goated for decompilation

[sterile zealot]

wtf you move around the viewport with WASD????

that is fucking bizarre

[crimson pagoda]

ive got claude reversing the myfitnesspal apk to access their api

im gonna scrape it all 😎

[sterile zealot]

whats that

[crimson pagoda]

food tracking app but the data they've collected from users is the valuable part

they have like a barcode scanner

so you can just scan a food and immediately enter it in

if you scan something they dont have yet, they ask you to enter in the nutrient facts manually, which then become available to everyone

so it's like crowdsourced nutrition data for basically everything

[sterile zealot]

nice

i love crowdsourced data stuff like that

[cursive kelp]

🇬🇧🛢 Britain has just TWO DAYS' worth of gas stored up - sparking fears of a supply shortage as Iran shuts the Strait of Hormuz and bombards gas and oil refineries

The UK's gas reserves have dwindled from 18,000 GWh last year to 6,700 GWh, enough for just 1.5 days of demand, according to new data published by National Gas. There is a similar quantity stored as liquefied natural gas (LNG).

Europe is much better prepared to weather fluctuations in supply, with several weeks' worth of gas stored up.

Traders have been exploiting the UK's situation by charging it a premium price on gas, knowing it has no choice but to outbid its European competitors. The UK is now paying the highest wholesale gas price in Europe.

🔗 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15625735/Britain-two-days-gas-stored-fears-supply-crisis.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=social-twitter_mailonline

@late ingot

[crimson pagoda]

clod just figured out the full auth process from the decompiled apk

god llms are so fucking crazy

this is like a 5 step process buried in a bunch of unreadable bullshit

p much just one-shotted the entire process

im gonna scrape their entire db and make a better client for this

[sterile zealot]

definitely send me the reverse engineered api docs once it figures that out

[sterile zealot]

nice, whats shitty about their client

[crimson pagoda]

so it used to be like a very good app

i used it years ago

and the barcode thing was great

but then they just started gating more and more shit behind a paywall

now they want like $30/mo to use the barcode scanner

[sterile zealot]

i hate fucking corpers

[crimson pagoda]

if you don't wanna pay you can still use it but

[sterile zealot]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[crimson pagoda]

you have to manually type in whatever u just ate

much less convenient

[sterile zealot]

are you gonna vibecode a new client for android or for pc

[crimson pagoda]

and u know what the worst part is? the fucking barcode scanner runs locally. all it does is read the barcode and then send the numbers to the API, instead of sending search text to the API

if anything the search text processing is probably more strenuous on their servers. they just do it this way because they want the user to suffer

[crimson pagoda]

probably both

🙏 god bless clod

[sterile zealot]

unfortunately it seems like current llms really struggle to make android apps

but i would love to be proven wrong

[crimson pagoda]

while you are almost certainly right

really i just have to beat them on price

there's a whole universe of fat 3rd worlders who would pay $3/mo but not $30/mo

[sterile zealot]

i mean, they struggle to even make something that succesfully compiles to an apk

not that they struggle to make it look good

[crimson pagoda]

what i could do (and what ive actually done before lol)

is just do one of those

idk what u call it

where the "app" is basically just a web browser wrapper

[sterile zealot]

oh yeah

[crimson pagoda]

and it just loads the website's mobile view as the "app"

[sterile zealot]

electronslop for android

its called a webview

[crimson pagoda]

oh wait

u know what

i heard those are not allowed on g play store

🤔

whatever, I'll cross this bridge once I get to it. for now, this is fine

[sterile zealot]

oh lame

what if you use kivy though?

[crimson pagoda]

what is that? never heard of it

[sterile zealot]

it allows you to write android apps in a python script

that natively to an apk

[coral bane]

on ios PWAs can be added natively to home screen without app store or EU, and it even has custom logo and behaves exactly like an app

android too but it doesnt feel as native

[crimson pagoda]

oh nice

this would be perfect

[coral bane]

webviews suck

[sterile zealot]

https://kivy.org/

[crimson pagoda]

managing just one product would be like 100x easier than trying to manage web + android + ios

[sterile zealot]

supports both android and ios

[coral bane]

yeah but its a huge trade-off, nativeness is always better

[sterile zealot]

you should try getting it to code something in this real quick to see if they can do it

oh and it also supports pc

so you wouldnt have to keep two separate codebases

[crimson pagoda]

btw @coral bane @sterile zealot

if you have niche interests

you need to start writing about them

you can affect the weights of all future LLMs by publishing written works now

kingcobrawiki.org is getting absolutely rekt by a million fucking AI scraping bots

the next gen of LLM bots will know his entire life story

[coral bane]

One of them is a niche video game that peaked hype in 2014 and was made in 2012, that only a handful of people still actively play

[coral bane]

Making websites on Tor without JavaScript

[crimson pagoda]

oh dude

you run an onion don't you?

[inland hill]

yeah okay this one is real lmao

[crimson pagoda]

you should grep ur logs and see if llm scraper bots are scraping it

[coral bane]

Yeah

[crimson pagoda]

they (generally) identify themselves

[coral bane]

They're not

[crimson pagoda]

im kinda surprised, given how insanely aggressive they are on clearnet websites of literally any size

[coral bane]

1. I only collect very minimal logs and now I don't collect any logs at all
2. One of the things I logged were user agents, only like 8 different user agents out of tens of thousands of visitors exist

[inland hill]

nah these are real haha

i was only concerned about the first 2

https://tenor.com/view/palantir-alex-carp-palantir-ceo-gif-5037726473030938365

[worldly loom]

What if people compiled false facts at the start and end of a book, that would be funny.

[coral bane]

Yeah the closest I've seen in this user agent: Go-http-client

[cursive kelp]

I'm aware

[inland hill]

you can only enter my website via inserting pp into a biological verification system

[abstract dagger]

hi guys i just wanna say i love claude code and i will marry it

[inland hill]

yeah just meant that i do not dismiss the severity etc

[abstract dagger]

and not in a gpt 4o kinda way

[coral bane]

I'm not, since archive.org doesn't archive onion domains either

[crimson pagoda]

as long as they aren't enough to nudge the general consensus of all written text in the wrong direction i dont think it'd matter

there's tons of insanity on the internet

[coral bane]

that other archive site does

[crimson pagoda]

but it hasn't melted LLMs yet

[inland hill]

how would you archive onions lmao

[worldly loom]

The authors would need to write about something obsscure I suppose.

[inland hill]

well not that u can't

[crimson pagoda]

there are people who do this on wikipedia lmao

[coral bane]

bot goes on it and crawls, how else lmfao

[crimson pagoda]

@worldly loom https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Long-term_abuse
read this, it's a list of ultra-autists who consistently vandalize wikipedia often for years at a time, almost entirely on incredibly niche topics

[sterile zealot]

what of value to llms is there on tor

[worldly loom]

I know some Albanian woman made up tons of false Turkish history for years.

[inland hill]

just how does it index

[inland hill]

my message to them:

[worldly loom]

Actually, I think Bulgarian.

[inland hill]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-cat-monch-cat-monch-spinfal-gif-19376414

[coral bane]

ngl all people that deliberately vandalize wikipedia are spastics

[crimson pagoda]

for one, it's one of the last holdouts of almost entirely human written text on the internet
second, it's generally somewhat technical and the users on any darknet are filtered for intelligence (though the bar is not very high) in a way that clearnet users absolutely are not

there's also a lot of writing about very niche topics, which is ofc valuable to the training set

I imagine they're probably just reluctant to scrape it because tor is almost entirely crime

[coral bane]

the first aspect is very true but ive already seen some vibe coded tor onion sites

[coral bane]

this is even more true

[inland hill]

we need the DMs and notes of all scientists

i would gladly give my notes to ai companies

totally useless

but obscure at least

[crimson pagoda]

yeah it's bound to get overrun at some point

for now though it's certainly cleaner than the clearnet

[crimson pagoda]

[inland hill]

3 rapid fired randoms

like here what if someone rewerites that to 114.95k

[coral bane]

yeah it risks deanonymization though

[inland hill]

or changes the population to 742 instead of 731

[coral bane]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Long-term_abuse/Bulut
lmfao

[sterile zealot]

god damn it, its compiling the entire python interpreter for arm64 and armv7 rn

[coral bane]

autism asf

[inland hill]

i have sen some ppl edit in very small grammatical mistakes

removing a dot

etc

[sterile zealot]

[INFO]:    Building sdl2_mixer for arm64-v8a
[INFO]:    Building sdl2_ttf for arm64-v8a
[INFO]:    Building sqlite3 for arm64-v8a
``` why does it need sqlite 😡

[loud girder]

A rising post from r/chatgpt right now

Wait what?

/r/ChatGPT/comments/1ro3clv/wait_what/

https://i.redd.it/ea5vhgpsbtng1.png
Posted by /u/tombibbs
Don't want to see more? Mods can unlink this subreddit with /reddit unlink

[willow socket]

why are you using arm

[sterile zealot]

crosscompiling to android

kivy

cross platform python app framework which can compile to android

syntax is very lewd

https://kivy.org/doc/stable/guide/basic.html#quickstart

[crimson pagoda]

p sure lots of apps use sqlite for storing user data locally

[sterile zealot]

for android its actually mainly xml

i think they have a built in xml storage api

[crimson pagoda]

claude is now struggling

with the barcode api

barcode scanning api encodes data into weird bytes for no apparent reason

it's trying to figure out how to send the data correctly

it got text search working which was cool but it can't get the barcode working

and text search doesn't return the UPC which I need to clone the features of this stupid app

[sterile zealot]

xml is way better than sql

sql is weird binaryslop

xml is text so its better

[sterile zealot]

switch to gpt5.4-high/xhigh

i bet itll nail it

i do

writing sql queries is evil asf

dsl

smh

[crimson pagoda]

i ❤️ sqlite

perfect for smol personal projects

[sterile zealot]

i love jsondb unironically

its so easy to work with

[coral bane]

I have autism

[sterile zealot]

yeah but then you have to learn how to use mongodb

thats so much effort

[sterile zealot]

what made you realize

he 100% does

[crimson pagoda]

@sterile zealot @vernal mantle @coral bane @late ingot i have an idea wrt crime on tor

okay so

attacking existing onions would be a pain in the ass

likely cost prohibitive

[coral bane]

It's just always been obvious that my way of thinking is completely different to everybody else

[crimson pagoda]

what if you went the other direction though

what if, instead of attacking the existing onions

you destroyed the signal to noise ratio

[sterile zealot]

yeah but im retarded

[crimson pagoda]

build 1000 aislop sites that look like link directories

they dont even have to be put together well

but all the links they point to are dead

a casual user trying to browse through the link directories would have a higher chance of ending up on your bullshit than ending up on something real

ahmia also open sources their search stack, which means you can SEO-optimize the onions to always appear at the top of ahmia

[sterile zealot]

no, better yet make it so that like 85% of them are dead, but the ones which are actually alive only point to more of your sites

yeah i realized, i thought you replied to rudi for a sec

[crimson pagoda]

i feel like you could completely fuck up the entire distribution network with like a $10 VPS

[late ingot]

Did you get a diagnosis or is this just you accepting it yourself

[crimson pagoda]

if u did this

the signal to noise ratio right now is already not great

you could pretty easily deeply tip it in your favor

the average user is a fucking retard. you won't stop dedicated ones by this method, but you will stop a lot of non-dedicated users

[late ingot]

nice

[crimson pagoda]

very likely that you could make them simply conclude "wow, i guess tor is just dead"

[late ingot]

would the links all be immediate dead ends or would you allow it to go a few layers deep of bullshit?

[crimson pagoda]

if you spent an hour in the fake cluster, that'd be a pretty reasonable conclusion to reach

[coral bane]

is this just you accepting it yourself
Yes

[crimson pagoda]

I think what I'd do is have it occasionally link to real (non-'SAM) content

[sterile zealot]

okay yeah the layers of bullshit would be the best

[crimson pagoda]

to better integrate the fake directories into the graph

[sterile zealot]

whats like the breakthrough that made you accept this though

[crimson pagoda]

and, because I have a very detailed graph of directed connections

I could make sure I'm linking only to things which don't themselves link to other link directories

so they would effectively be trapped in a dead end section of the network despite ostensibly being well-integrated into the rest of the network

[coral bane]

I just thought about how obvious it is and how I'm trying to cope to defend my "fully health without anything at all (including allergies)" title

[crimson pagoda]

that's actually kinda the best part imo

right like

it doesn't even have to look good lol

[sterile zealot]

yeah of course, for this u would actually need to make the sites manually because if u ask an ai its gonna be too high quality even if u tell it to make it look like shit

[crimson pagoda]

tbh even if it looks "too good" like aislop

[sterile zealot]

itll only make it look like shit in a metaironic way

[crimson pagoda]

will the average tor user even realize that?

probably not

we have to assume a pretty low baseline intelligence

and that this won't work on everyone, no matter how well optimized it is

[coral bane]

@crimson pagoda give me the context

pls

[sterile zealot]

#💬off-topic message

starts from here

[coral bane]

?explain

[coral bane]

thx

[coral bane]

yeah i assumed youre still talking about this

[crimson pagoda]

yeah i am

[coral bane]

I don't know if you have autism either

[crimson pagoda]

gonna check how many real directories I have rn

[coral bane]

Nobody is going to fall for that btw

[crimson pagoda]

wildly wrong

[coral bane]

the current directories are too well-established

[crimson pagoda]

completely and utterly wrong

did you ever read about bitcoin fog?

it was well known as a selective scamming operation for literally like a fucking decade

and you could go watch their btc addresses

and they would still get payments literally every single day

that's not just users who found the site but users who apparently were willing to trust it with their hard earned money lmao

you're not looking at this from the POV of the average tor user

the average internet user generally is very stupid and the average tor user is really not a whole lot smarter

[late ingot]

You should probably do a proper assessment because whilst I think you are likely correct, it's still better for it to be official

[coral bane]

I feel like I am already legally diagnosed/was diagnosed as a child and my parents just hid that from me

[crimson pagoda]

       In-degree      min=0      avg=10.8     median=3      p90=29     p95=52     p99=87     max=210
       Total degree   min=0      avg=117.3    median=14     p90=169    p95=403    p99=1629   max=12679

[coral bane]

My parents 100% know

[crimson pagoda]

@sterile zealot

[opal sentinel]

Trent when did you start balding

[crimson pagoda]

this is the in and out degrees (inbound/outbound link counts) for the 2088 link directories ive observed

[crimson pagoda]

like 17 lmao

[sterile zealot]

whats that

[coral bane]

stfu 💀

[crimson pagoda]

"bitcoin mixer" basically "anonymize your btc" tooling from back before monero existed

[opal sentinel]

You have some really bad genes here ngl

[crimson pagoda]

academic papers indicate that they never worked very well

[coral bane]

ah yeah i know bitcoin mixer tools

[crimson pagoda]

but they were a fee collection operation more than a real privacy tool

[late ingot]

Its not something a doctor can just diagnose you with on the spot

[coral bane]

@crimson pagoda why dont we actually do this

[crimson pagoda]

im fr gonna

there's "only" 2088 link directories on tor

[coral bane]

it works better than i thought because

[crimson pagoda]

you could make 20k onions and it'd cost you $0

[late ingot]

I mean you could just ask them and say if you have been diagnosed and whether you can get an autism assessment

[coral bane]

it was a pain for me to find the dread url

genuinely

[sterile zealot]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HC50UJYWQAA_sSv?format=jpg&name=small

[crimson pagoda]

you could completely destroy the signal to noise ratio

[sterile zealot]

what a coincidence

[coral bane]

i found many phishing links before finding the correct one

[crimson pagoda]

90% fake link directories

[late ingot]

Or if you think they'll deny it or say you shouldn't get a diagnosis then maybe you can get one by yourself

[coral bane]

do it

use claude to vibecode a tool that automatically generates different looks in html and css for the directories with fake links

[inland hill]

Never knew Karpathy's advisor was Fei-Fei Li

[coral bane]

The situation at home isn't really that I can bring up such topics

[inland hill]

Just collect data of the ants moving in your garden and train on that

[coral bane]

I used to be at a therapist due to my severely poor fine motor skills at the time and they're still horrible

[gritty perch]

What the fuck
https://x.com/i/status/2030409757689823405

MENA Visuals (@menavisualss)

🤺🇮🇷 Iranian Ninjas from the Iranian Kunoichi School.

The Kunoichi (female ninja) school in Iran has existed since 1989, and about 25,000 women have graduated from it. Today, the Kunoichi squad numbers 3,500-4,000 people.

X · Mar 7, 2026, 10:26 PM

[coral bane]

Why is this tuff

[inland hill]

Embed fail

[late ingot]

I figured that might be the case

[late ingot]

Being "clumsy" is a common autism symptom

[inland hill]

https://www.sciencealert.com/ant-colonies-actually-act-a-lot-like-neural-networks-when-making-decisions

[inland hill]

Yeah I am super clumsy too lmao

[coral bane]

I never brought up autism or even its word ever once and my parents haven't either, my mum accidentally spit it out once (which I see as clear proof I am autistic tbh) a few months ago and my father has also talked about how a person from a TikTok I've showed him is likely autistic

[sterile zealot]

@crimson pagoda whats the progress on claude reversing that apk so far

[inland hill]

Can bring a great amount of anxiety in public

[late ingot]

It could also be an ADHD symptom though, you can't easily assign it if both are present

[crimson pagoda]

tabbed out and just came back to check on it and it's asking me to download a newer version of the APK, as it has determined my old one is out of date

[inland hill]

I have both (though not usual adhd inattentive type or oldschool style add)

[crimson pagoda]

whoops lol

[sterile zealot]

lmao

[coral bane]

I used to think I had ADHD at ages ~8-11, at 12 I thought the symtoms were gone and at 14 or 15 I realized I might have autism

[sterile zealot]

did you just find a super old one

[opal sentinel]

Ols you look very handsome

[inland hill]

It is so bad bc when i mess up a little thing i get nervois and i keep messing up the rest

https://tenor.com/view/axolotl-boop-eat-slow-gif-18135029916581153438

[coral bane]

The reason I thought I had ADHD were these things, I just wasn't aware of autism back then and even then thought I had ADHD

lol

[inland hill]

When i medicate my ad(h)d i feel more autistic lmao

Known phenonema afaik

https://tenor.com/view/it's-so-over-it's-so-back-we're-back-furrend-we're-back-gif-14776134527725176612

[late ingot]

Inattentiveness is common but in most people it is not a disorder

[late ingot]

yeah

[coral bane]

I never heard that term and now that I looked it up, I don't get how this relates to the message you've replied to or the context at all

[crimson pagoda]

nevermind

claude is wrong

the apk is not out of date

i think maybe there's just legacy code still bundled up into the apk

[late ingot]

I don't really care when I "seem" autistic, I know I'm not and people are just misreading social cues

[crimson pagoda]

and it's reading the decompiled legacy bits rather than the modern bits

[sterile zealot]

bizarre

why would they do that

[crimson pagoda]

basically every android app is a fucking mess

i think a lot of developers dont even realize decompilation is something you can do lol

[inland hill]

Interesring fact

[crimson pagoda]

btw @sterile zealot if u ever want some laughs

find a random indian AI app

download the APK

[late ingot]

Inattentiveness is the core symptom of ADHD

[crimson pagoda]

https://klipy.com/gifs/its-free-real-sate

[coral bane]

lol

i see

[opal sentinel]

I have adhd like traits yet always scored near the top in academics

[coral bane]

I'm friends with several people with ADD which has now been merged with ADHD

[late ingot]

ADHD is a disorder consisting of inattentiveness and hyperactivity to the point that someone is unable to function properly in every day life

Whereas ADD is just inattentiveness

[coral bane]

What does the last D in ADHD stand for

[inland hill]

When I am in an vironment alone with many people I do not know around me I get pretty anxious socially. But if i have the (normal) chance to stark speaking w someone the anxiety gets greatly reduced for the whole event.

[late ingot]

I think it was the wrong decision to merge ADD and ADHD

[coral bane]

I never understood it

[cursive kelp]

🇬🇧❌🇮🇷 — British Ministry of Defense announces shooting down a drone launched from Iran flying above Iraqi airspace, marking the beginning of its involvement in the ongoing regional war.

[inland hill]

Same

[late ingot]

But that was their aim with the DSM-V, to get rid of ultra-specific labels

[inland hill]

Like aspergers and asd

[cursive kelp]

Welcome to the war ols

[coral bane]

In German it's ADHS (Aufmerksamkeitsdefizit-Hyperaktivitätssyndrom), where Syndrom would just translate to syndrome, so what does the D mean

[inland hill]

https://tenor.com/view/british-moment-gif-25175629

[late ingot]

I don't have clinically significant hyperactivity, and I don't relate to people with ADHD who do

[late ingot]

defizit

[inland hill]

Hyperlaziness

[coral bane]

What about it

[late ingot]

Just as with English, it just means "lack of enough something"

[inland hill]

@late ingot how is it 4u

[late ingot]

Like a financial deficit is lack of enough money

[lavish vale]

was this the same school of girls that hegseth bombed?

[coral bane]

Nvm, it means Hyperaktivitätsstörung (disorder) which explains it

kk

[inland hill]

With Claude

[late ingot]

"Ninja"

[lavish vale]

fucking claude killing babies

[crimson pagoda]

qwen3.5 4b outperforms gpt-4o on artificialanalysis benchmarks. insane

[late ingot]

Yeah I was gonna say, Claude was the one who bombed it

Fucking Claude

[sterile zealot]

going to try to see if i can reverse engineer the openai calls from these and get free tokens

[inland hill]

Guys iran is just protecting the gulf states from invisible youkai entities hiding in dubai

[coral bane]

obviously

[coral bane]

qwen3.5 is insane

[inland hill]

People never believe me

[crimson pagoda]

4b doing it tho is insane

[inland hill]

Abt claude being far more evil than oai

Well anthropic*

[coral bane]

yeah alibaba cloud is crazy

[inland hill]

Not like oai is ethical lmao

[late ingot]

Man I am sick of "secret order of martial arts/magic experts who protect the world from invisible youkai" anime and manga

Just fuck off with that pls

[inland hill]

Well in instant death novels the secret order is a single guy causing.... instant death

https://tenor.com/view/an-iq-too-high-raven-crow-tiktok-gif-3869671553367641450

[opal sentinel]

@late ingot have you ever taken a chance to look at older people or people who are illiterate and their android devices because it's such a fucking hell hole, there are dozens of potential viruses on their phone that's usually very laggy and has a bunch of apps installed

It feels depressing in quiet a way

[inland hill]

Yeah

My pa is around 80 and knows everything about viruses ans stuff

[coral bane]

my grandpa proudly uses an android

[sterile zealot]

Found the key API endpoint: https://chatai.wecall.info/chat_new. Let me examine the chat implementation to understand the request format.

[inland hill]

He even follows the google sideloading news

[coral bane]

also samsung has a mode specifically made for the elderly, its called "easy mode" i think

[sterile zealot]

with minimax m2.5 which is free on opencode rn

[inland hill]

Guys

[coral bane]

my grandpa watches tiktok all day

[inland hill]

I use codex for lean

Why does tao use CC

[inland hill]

Wait lemme open up tiktok

Imna send u the first one i gwt

[sterile zealot]

opencode is running a java process which is using 45% of my cpu???????

what

[crimson pagoda]

spicy is gonna go berserk when he gets lapped on vibemathing by true mathcels

[opal sentinel]

I think the top android phones are better then the top Apple phones but they are worser with privacy

[coral bane]

stfu 💀

[crimson pagoda]

wow

clod btfo

[lavish vale]

gemini nailed what i was going for

[sterile zealot]

5.4high here is fucking insane

why arent you using it to rev eng the apk

but has claude made any progress yet

[inland hill]

Claude is a meme in token burb

Burn

You can go broke from 1 prompt

[crimson pagoda]

5.4 (non-pro) xhigh nearly doubles opussy's high score at 1/3 the cost 🤯

[inland hill]

[crimson pagoda]

yes it made significant progress

figured out that the version string sent to the api was wrong

the way this code looks

[inland hill]

Damn 5.4pro

[crimson pagoda]

most of the stuff is pretty straightforward

[inland hill]

Bro is mojitoring the situation

[crimson pagoda]

but the barcode api specifically seems intentionally obscure

I think they really don't want you having direct access to this part

😎

this one API endpoint is like their entire value proposition to users

[sterile zealot]

i love seeing gatekeeping companies get fucked

[coral bane]

contaminated benchmaxxed slop, opus mogs

[sterile zealot]

Since the key/IV is device-specific and generated on the app side, I can't easily replicate it without running the actual app. However, I can try to see if there's a workaround or if the server accepts unencrypted requests in some cases.

awwwwwwwwwwwwww

[cursive kelp]

I'm so glad that Xbox 360 edition Minecraft leaked

[sterile zealot]

maybe the right approach for this is to install the app on my phone, and capture the packets

[cursive kelp]

My favorite version of Minecraft

[inland hill]

Loool

Crazy

How did the guy get it even

[cursive kelp]

https://youtu.be/9Ec7dYCZGdM?si=r1FU868pO2GK301_

[cursive kelp]

Leaked from a old employee

[coral bane]

Ohhhhh

[inland hill]

Wjy does a single employee have the full source code

[coral bane]

HAHAHAHAAHAH

[inland hill]

Markus Persson leaked it maybe?

[cursive kelp]

What's crazy that it used to take them like 6 to 8 months to transfer java updates to console. But literally the console editions were like 98% java code

[inland hill]

Well there must have been business reasons

[crimson pagoda]

are u doing the same thing

like same app

[inland hill]

When did markus sell?

14?

Idk

[sterile zealot]

no

some random ai chat app

[inland hill]

I need an ai here in discord

[crimson pagoda]

just argue with the model

it's probably wrong about this

there's nothing magic about the android runtime

[inland hill]

That fact checks my own messages live

[crimson pagoda]

shits just making api requests and doing some cryptographic math locally

[sterile zealot]

the server actually returns encrypted responses

[crimson pagoda]

well obviously the client has some way to decrypt those otherwise the app wouldn't work

[sterile zealot]

but im just gonna decompile and run it on another indian gpt app lmao

[coral bane]

lmfao

[sterile zealot]

theres like a million of those

i dont really care about this one specifically

[coral bane]

@crimson pagoda do you have the .onion link for lambdaplusjs

[crimson pagoda]

goated but i wish it would figure this shit out and get search working already so i can start scraping

[crimson pagoda]

what would i search to find out

[coral bane]

lambdaplusjs

[sterile zealot]

what the hell is opencode fucking doing with java, i exited out of it already

[coral bane]

its online and its vanity is "lambdaplusjs" so youd find it

[sterile zealot]

what could it possibly be doing that uses 45% of my cpu

[coral bane]

idk how they got that crazy vanity

[sterile zealot]

oh

its 65% now

why is java raping my computer

[crimson pagoda]

lambdaplusjs35padjaiz4jw2fugdoeutse262phqr72uf634s2wdbqd

[coral bane]

THX

was too lazy to search it myself

[coral bane]

lmao first posts ive seen

[inland hill]

Lool i2p

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-pepe-the-frog-cia-glowie-glowing-gif-14089095372284396979

[coral bane]

lamdbaplusjs is such a good forum

[late ingot]

I don't understand what you're asking me or what this had to do with Android phones

Very old people are better off with a feature phone

[crimson pagoda]

1 / 1,152921505×10¹⁸ chance to generate

waow

damn ur right that's crazy

[coral bane]

yeah i think they got that link and THEN named their service after the already existing vanity

[sterile zealot]

wtf