#the-tavern
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Yeah I can't fault you for that church is NOT what it used to be. A lot of clowns in there these days.
i mean that kinda was always the case soooo
now more than then? you right though.
theres one church full of actually nice old people but its a long drive and theres no one my age to make friends with
I haven't even been to church in like 25 years.
And yeah its a lot of old people and being there just feels pointless
my grandpa kinda was all about realism. bought me the bible and a fairy tale book. forced me to read both. and then asked me what id believe more
eh maybe.
but that Jesus fellow made some good points.
im not against faith. quite the opposite. i just dislike the institutionalizing of it
totally
There's no way a "religion" chat isn't quickly devolving into politics or making people mad
;;>_>
day 22 of ock tober still no update news 🥺
got it boss.
let's do like this is a Thanksgiving dinner and steer clear of the topic if that's alright

sure thing chief
'preciate it

thanksgiving dinner mentioned, time to destroy a turkey sandwich
did you watch yesterday's youtube short?
WHAT
👀
🤣
🤣
🤣
there's two easter eggs in there and a quick "announcing an announcement" slate hidden in there
CUB, you should know, unless you're literally slapping people in the face with it (And they'll still complain that you're doing that.) People wont notice ^^
link it
I know it's illegal to announce an announcement but it's better than pretending I didn't hear the question
see #socials-feed
typical shroud video. these guys often do sneaky sneaky video hints
soon in this case isn't Valve Time
i sure wont
there's also a thing in the background you haven't seen better
if the devs didnt add boats, i will build a boat
and a thing dead center you've not seen before
👀
and if you can't seem to find the hints then check my screenshots in #enshrouded-chat
it appears i shouldve looked harder 🧐
mmyeees one more viewing before spoliering myself
aye. two major hints in there :3
thats actually a really sick build, i was trying to do something in that exact same area too, with the same mats 😳 im gonna have to steal be inspired by that
well maybe it wasnt the exact same, but mountains 🤔
also i looked at them screenshots, i yearn for the waters
Does this game have a feature that gets you unstuck without having to do anything i was in a glitched spot couldn't get out after trying and then just stopped left my char alone for about 30 seconds and he just moves a few feet out of the glitch lol
Logging out and back in brings you to the last altar you visited
Yea buddy told me after I just didn't know if the game itself will unstuck you at times
Pick axe works too.
Bro thats 10000iq
Ima mine myself out next time
😂
looking at some of the builds, really amazing stuff i probs dont want to know how many hours it took gathering all those resources and getting your flame's high enough level
its what I did when I fell down a weird narrow crevasse in the corner of a shroud 'pocket valley', just dug my way through to the rest of the shroud area and escaped
most big builds use resource worlds
Resource Worlds. as Cross said.
Water when 🤡
Water you up to
Hey !
Do you think it will ever be possible to use the Northguard Archer armor set?
I think it's incredible!
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thsts sick.
Thank you i was dry
where's that image from?
Find on Google, but theses Dudes are in game, i've seen some of them on luma lake
I too would love more of the Fell armors
It has that Nazgul aesthetic that I love.
That armor plus a greatsword? And perhaps some ability to dye metal?
Man I'll be happy as a clam.
i really really really really really wanr the scavenger armors as cosmetics
at least the helmets.
there. added an upvote.
No
nope, check pins
Yeah, I wanted to check pins first but the server was prompting me to "pls send a message on this channel". So I was like.. "Welp, might as well ask the question"
fair
Well, time to go back to the shadows and quietly wait for it
I just want to have a little saddle so I can ride a boar and go on adventures. That is all.
Wadduuppppp
Been sitting at a local clinic for an hour waiting for my physical 😭😭 employer didn't setup an appt just sent my info over to a walk in
and then enjoy a nice glass of boar juice?
Never
If you know you know, if you don't you don't.
And this is why I always carry a book with me
gotta learn to be more carefull xD, lvl 3 enemy's can actually 2/3 shot me right now
And those crossbows perhaps
Love me a good crossbow in a game
Hey all whats up today?
updog
excuse me, what's up my dog?
hey yall, good to see ya
evening all
yes
hi! Hope you are having a great tuesday!
yes, absolutely! how is your Tuesday @fervent rose
its wednesday for me
also, pretty excited. Just made my first toon
Boars milk.



🐗 🧃 
When's the new patch coming out? 🥺
yes
it's a date
When they find the milk
nope
yup
Soon™
Does a body good.
any word on when the month drops in october ?
october is from 10/01-10/31
10/01 sounds like the perfect release date
Agreed.
Let's ignore that it is a saturday
How about 2026/01/10?
Yeah we never technically said the year we just said October
Actually.....
Yall wouldnt do that to us though
2026 it is!
Either the 28th or the 31st
actually you did say the year.but i also said the same thing because i thought the trailer back then only said october... unfortunately.for the both of us it says october 2025 
Good Day Master Breadsalot
Checks the news....and grumbles at the lack there of....guess it really is oct 2026 lol
damn I was hoping you couldn't read
fair point many of us here seem to lack that ability :3
Read I can!!
comprehend not so often though?
Say what now?🤣
u pushed my buttons so often now. i have one free 😋
What is this reading?
ööööööhhhhmmmm
the people at enshrouded are testing our emotions....or thinking booo battlefield 6 and arc raiders is gonna over shadow us...no it;s not!!!!
I think its part of this new fangled thing called an edumacation
i am joking and complaining all at once hehe
those two are no reason at all. totaly different ballpark and only a reason to think about for a full release. not a patch though
Never had that
i demand more teasers and googly eye candy to ponder on when it is released....
We'll have some juicy details very soon™
i'm waiting for the people to come in and say omg we have gta 6 before wake of the water update
Why is their a trademark on soon?
Valve owns it
oh hey it changed to very soon which is news right 😄
i am having fentanyl(enshrouded) withdrawls...i mean i can play but it's like retracing my steps...not good and repetive motion haha
at*
Soon!™
i played halflife 2 like a decade ago
Every time I feel bad about making players wait for stuff I just check the Valve time archive and I don't feel bad anymore
this one is my favorite
I forgot the joke what half life sequal took lid years to come out and they just kept saying soon
I got emotional damaged by a Toasty Toast and his secrets
I mean there is always the massive gap between KH2 and 3.....
KH3 however was amazing
indeed
i heard they ruined the story. something about chickening out.
anyone knows of any updates on the water update? f.e release date?
nope
hi : )
nope
check pins
all I know about KH3 is that they commissioned skrillex to make the opening theme for it and somehow it worked and the song is a banger
YES
i know a lot of fans were unhappy with the romance conclusion.
did u expect anything else from skrillex?
what is a skrillex?
i like Van Canto.
I'm not surprised that the song is good I'm surprised that it somehow fits the tone of the game lol
fair 😅
it's a very bold choice from whoever commissioned him
true. but those bold choises oftrn times turn out to be the best ones :3
Face my fears was truly an epic song
Speaking of music we had someone in here begging for a dedicated music channel in cozy corner dont suppose yall would?
where should I report a missng page in the wiki,gg?
I suppose I could but we already have so many channels and it's giving my CM brain an allergic reaction
Understandable. I think they just didnt want to be flooding main or other channels with it
Since we’re on the subject of music… will the full game release come with a full release of a soundtrack? And is there a possibility of the songs you can play in game being on it?
Is it only on steam? I buy all my music on iTunes… have since I was 8
I think it might be only on steam right now yeah, we might add it elsewhere in the future
i wish there was a longer version of Under The Northern Lights
Yeah I love that one we used it in one of our more recent shorts
I’m sure it’s a whole thing adding it to the Apple Store, but I would love that. I have so many soundtracks that I listen to while I’m working and I NEED it
I'm going on a water fast until the update gets released
Yeah I think getting it onto the big music stores is a bit of an undertaking which is probably why it's not on there yet
Does the soundtrack have the music sheets from in game on it?
I'm also not sure if we can update soundtracks once we release them on places like Itunes. On steam we can continually update it as we add more songs to the game
Cause I could listen to a 10 hour version of By the Riverside with no questions asked
I don't know if it has those or not, they're not really full tracks in game they're just single instruments. But maybe if there's enough demand we can ask our composers to make a full version of them or something
is playtesting done by a select group of people or is it just the keen team testing the updates ?
We have some groups that are under NDA that playtest it as well yeah
I’m sure that would also be a huge undertaking, as how would you decide what instruments to play and how many people are involved in each song. But let me just say, By the Riverside on the lute is easily one of the best things about the game
heyo
is it possible to sign up or is this not possible at the moment
Multiple albums
It's very small groups, yeah, we don't really have signups for it. It's some creators, press, and our mods and helpers that we invite for early testing and so that the creators can start creating content for it ahead of the update release.
Ah gotcha, I'm really invested in the game and I was wondering why not help do good deeds and break the game to make the game 🙂
I used this service called EmuBands to publish a bunch of productivity "music" tracks to the major stores – it was pretty easy
But definitely use a service for that; doing this the "normal" way is ridiculous
(haven't done it in forever but my last go took like 30 minutes to publish)
Can you update albums after releasing them? I think that might be the main reason we haven't yet, we still plan on adding a lot more music (we add more music with each biome and stuff).
But that's not my job so I don't know a lot about it lol
Make that thing $20, I don’t care. When I say I’ll click buy the second it comes on there I mean it
I’ve scoured the iTunes Store hoping a soundtrack got added with every single update 😂
Easier to just put a new album/single out, but you can talk to your personal person there & they can sort most things
The interface is horrendous, so I just emailed this dude & he did most of the work 😅
But can't edit albums too conveniently, no – it's a whole thing I suppose with some manual work on their end
Could always do what games like Destiny have done and do smaller soundtracks but each related to some kind of update, or go the route that like Terraria and Minecraft did where they release a new album every so often with new music that’s been done.
funny that there are still playtests as there were for the closed alpha and beta
For example: an album with the base game, maybe then another with the music from the Blackmire and the music update and the new music from the mountains
they even had an exclusion-from-beta channel
does that discord mod still exist where you can see hidden channels because we have an ungodly amount of them lol
vencord ?
Yes Vencord and yes
last time i heard about vencord it was giving people false positives for some games with anti cheat detection
last dc data breach uncovered some volnurabilities in their api.
you don't wanna post or log anything on the main server anymore.
9 more days till no october think we get the water update before then?
Prob gonna be delayed tbh, esp if we dont get a video by friday q.q
i hope it does if they need the time im so hyped for what water can do aka homemade lakes waterfalls and re work the whole water system they have in place
Without 'water', there is no motivation to start the game.
TOAST
No.
Agreed lol
Silly question but... Will the #water freeze in the moutains with snow?
oh didnt think about that
We'll find out when it drops i guess lol
same here... xD
i would presume so if they do similar water features to how the minecraft water works
i want flowing lava yesssss
time to move my base... xD
lava fountains and rivers that move
we have obsidean so i dont think lava would be far behind once they get the water working and stuff
If they manage to pull off water, I'm sure lava will flow sometime post 1.0 or with 1.0 lol
For you 😉
So if water dont came, you wont play? is that it? ... the logic.
As far as I know, no game currently possesses such advanced technology. You can only try this kind of gameplay in your dreams.
🤪
I probably wouldn't play for a while without water lol Played for months straight, so the longer it takes for water, the longer I get to recover from the burn out lol
I know, right, people played the game just fine and were happy, but now that water is coming and not here yet all of a sudden the game isn't worth playing without the update?
it's def worth playing pre-water update, but I played enough without water for now xD
Minecraft does, water freezes in cold biomes
Actually, now I wanna log on and play lmao
👀
I just wish I had a group to play with, solo play is fun but group would be fun as well
Im starting a fresh world... just saying
moving things from my old world to the new one xD
if you wanna join let me know :p
If you're moving stuff to the new one, is that really a 'fresh' world? 😉
Yes, fresh world... with used cloths and what not :p
US server?
im just moving build mats to be honest ahaha
EU, and local... i dont have it hosted
damn q.q
I'm only pulling your leg, you can play as you like ^^ I always bring a bag and axe/pickaxe when i start a new world 😄
I'd probably do the same whenever I move to a new world too, though mostly that will only be because I ran out of flame alters to build, which will happen sooner than later with no new alter being added for this update 😞
welp. guess then you have to have multiple worlds :3
I need to start a new world and find all the villagers for when the water update drops lol
the torture x)
right?!
😅
Will only be the torture when I want to expand my city more and have plans on what I want to do but can't, lol
Playing with a group is super fun. On the highest difficulty, we tackled it together with over a dozen people—it was absolutely thrilling!
Not enough US players that i can find to group with q.q
on a good server with good ping lol
did you try the seperate lfg server?
yeah
I'm in a country with a huge population, so finding players is no problem at all.
Same. Tx is huge lol
well guess then you have to ensla... eeehhrrmmm convince more people :3
lmao xD
Launching VR!!! I'm heading to the Shangri-La frontlines to challenge the Nightblade Dragon. After the Water's Aftermath update, I'll return to Ember Valley.🤪
Will we have to start a new world when the update drops
No need to start new but nothing stopping you if you want to.
man now i gotta focus on nms and enshrouded this is gonna get a little insane to manage
is NMS getting a new update?
yeah new base building parts and a new expedition
neat
I could never get too into NMS, I wanted it to be a space sim and it just isn't really that, but it's awesome to see the absurd amount of free updates it has gotten
I do like NMS but it's rare i get dragged back in for long at this point.
So our existing worlds will get all the new content then
Anything outside of the flame altar will be updated, yes.
Yep! Saves will update automatically with the new content, everything outside of your base/flame altar.
i wanna be able to tame the mud monster he is so cute
he is like the cutest thing just like fortnite had klombo
is cade hawthorn made lazy on purpose
he's always sleeping 🤭
he's still eepy from cooking in his egg
He only has little legs, it takes him much more effort to move around.
meanwhile, I just watched my Askvin mount kill 3 wild lox in valheim lol.
They have mounts in Valheim now? o.O (Yes it's been that long since i played.)
two: Askvin lizard and Lox (the bison looking ones)
Askvin mounts are sooo fun.
I remember the lox being tameable...
yeah, lots more to tame and more coming with the far north update which "may" come out this year still
"may" ^^
I have 2,100 hours of valheim play since 2020
Same, any new big update draws me in for 10-20 hours at most. 430h in total
I have 10% of yours 😄 But the last time i actually played was Mists.
It's my chillout game and one my son and I enjoy together
Yea i can understand that.
Something I've noticed about Valheim is that either people don't like it that much, or it becomes a game they sink like a thousand hours into lol
there's very little in-between it feels like
For some, depending on when they started playing it, it can be both. lol.
The only real gripe i have with Valheim is the god damn structural integrity.... that makes building for me more tedius than farming materials 😄
For me, that was one of the few draws to the game, but it was novelty than annoyance. The game is awesome in it's own way, but the last time I played was a "failure to thrive" kind of session. It did nothing for me, and after being killed by trees falling for the 4th time, I set it down once again. 🤣
See, the tree falling damage i actually liked... it gave me something to focus on other than just chopping wood.... How many tree's could i knock down at the same time 😄
If trees actually fell in some kind of logical manner and not somehow come back at me like killing me was their sole purpose... maybe. xD
They do seem possessed sometimes.
WhereTF is water….
yeah, us valheimers are definitely one or the other on the dial lol
W a T e R
Stuck in your dream
I need it so bad
turn on a faucet. 🤣
You've moved to Spain, you cant be that far from water 😄
I weirdly had a dream about gym showers last night and i think it was because of enshrouded
Doesn't he literally live at the coast?
I do. The beach is like minutes away lol
I think somewhere nearby, but i cant recall so was being all encompassing 😄
Málaga
Seeing this made me happy. Found it due to a certain name change lol
🤐
It's also in the pinned messages but people forget that feature exists lol
Obviously it was because i became Madam.
People don’t read pins friend 🫣
Oh I'm well aware lol, discord isn't very good at making new pins obvious
Haha made my day regardless 🙂 I have a waterfall to stream bed to lake to canal that has been been so forlorn. It will be exciting times when ever it is released.
It will happen!
Yeah I can't wait to see all the awesome builds people make once they get their hands on water
WATER GOT ME PSYCHED. i will make the roman empire in enshrouded….
Give us WATER 🙂
LOL the raised canals are quite fun
i cannot wait to finally have clean water to clean my house
Now picture developing that sewer system 
I'm sure the teams done a tremendous amount of testing and trying to think of many ways people can use the water... but i'm certain there will be players that break the game with whatever they try and do 🤣
I already have a sewer system started in my base and ready to fill with water 😄
#screenshots-and-art message this will get such a massive upgrade with water
water is so complex, I won't be surprised if some of our more... inventful players find some very creative ways to break the game with it
Low key one of my goals is to flood embervale
Time to bring the game engine to it's knees with water, lol
i have no idea what ill do, but i cant wait
Engines do generally not do well in water yes
I'm just waiting for the people that have refurbed existing POI's to suddenly have water everywhere 😄
Its like witch dunking…. But with voxels
I wanna build a huge alter with pyramid like tiers highlighting waterfalls!
I have no doubt that we'll see videos of 160x160x160 cubes of water and game-breaking builds within a week of the update.
first thing i'll do is clean the house and then make a moonshine river
Problem with players having so much creative freedom is that with sheer force of will they can do things that we couldn't possibly test for, no matter how many limits we put in place to try to prevent them lol. Like the insane build that led to the patch notes of hotfix #28
Fixed an issue that could lead to an unloadable world when there were too many objects (we’re talking thousands, not hundreds!) placed in the player base. We changed the logic of how the objects are loaded, which should prevent games from being unloadable in the future.```
I do hope they tested the 160x160x160 cube of water! 😄
I guess at some point soon I should remove the ice I did put in my game as a small pond and a water fall
I really need to get up and clean/prep for my SIL's arrival tomorrow... but I really don't want to.
You dare challenge the sure force of MOI??? 🥲
So true, I know i'm one of those people with thousands of objects in my base
And this here, is why people experience disappearing objects on SSD's... usually speaking 😄
the build in question had tens of thousands if I remember right, if I recall correctly it was the build where they're trying to recreate harry potter, and they had placed thousands upon thousands of floating candles
Imagine if ice melted....
- fixed an issue where water started flowing upwards resulting in air getting pushed away !
That must have been a LOT of objects... cause my base has never had issues and I have always had sooooo many objects 🤣
Yeah it's on the team's radar for sure, we would like to get the game back to a state where HDDs fit the minimum specs
There was someone a little while back that had placed 2.5k candles and had the lights going out on them 🤐
Is there any way for players to see how many object they have in the world currently? Or is that just a dev thing. I'm just kind of curious with my base
- npc's can now be drowned
I believe there's a mod that allows players to do that, but I honestly forget which one
I mean technically HDD's being slow can't be fixed... 😉
but yeah there's no official feature to see how many objects have been placed
Its such a good build too
Aye.
We need stat counters SO BAD.
When is the update coming??
In October
I need to know how many times i have died by gravity.
I drank all the water so we're waiting for it to rain again
I have many tears I can contrinute to the cause.
But where I October? Been waiting all October.
They need a few more tears to fill up the lakes still.
Well you were a bit on the dry side
All of October hasnt happened tho
SInce October isn't over, that's impossible. 😛
Must be living in the future... October aint over
Toast you must have been really thirsty
Just October, it comes when it comes, and October isn't done
We will announce the date very soon, but the statement I made in the pins of this channel is about the most I can say for now.
You seem to be confused about how calendars work
Im in November rn and its not out yet
@tame seal so much for your name change 🤣
How's the day dream going?
Pardon?
the water started mixing with the tar pits causing a new raindbow block to be forged
Hey, some people have seen and heeded the name!!!!
Dang I just bought the game and been hype for the update lol 😂
Just not very many 😄
Imagine being so disillusioned
I wish i was so ignorant to reality 🥲
Life would he less painful
I'll be honest, everytime someone says October is almost over I just think of the Psychostick song "I can only count to four" 😂
Look, it can be revealed Oct 31st as our trick or treat
Its really amazing how many people subscribe to a calendar outside of reality.
Lets be honest though, they only said it was coming in October, not that it'd be here in October 😉
the hype has caused me to be led by my last braincell
Wait so there’s not 406 days in October?
People are excited about it. No need to disparage them for that.
30 days have september… april june and november… all the rest have 31… except october which has 999
lol I know. Don’t blame me cuz I wanna know a date to prepare 🥹😭
Wouldn't October have 666 days? 😉
Nah, asking is perfectly fine and normal. It's when they start throwing around certain language that they need to be put on the shame train ^^
It's rare that we know a date more than a week before release - but about a week before we will start getting more info from them.
The keep dates relatively close to their vest for the sanity of thier dev team.
I was shame trained today 😭
But for other shit.
Whomp whomp.
It’s the 22nd? 🤷♂️ am I missing something here?
I say we just stop talking and stage a riot
No.
stage a flood you mean?
hunger strike at minimum
Eh it's an understandable frustration, even if October isn't technically done yet. We made the ambitious decision to say "coming in October" months ago, people waited until October, and now we've been relatively silent. Obviously having every single user ask about it all day gets... old, for the regulars lol, but it's also understandable.
The best explanation I can give is that this is our most ambitious update yet, and frankly committing to the October window so early put quite a lot of pressure on us. We only want to release the update when we feel it's ready, and we also don't want to make any more promises until we feel certain than we can keep them, so that's why we've been kind of silent this month. We've been waiting to give a date until we feel absolutely confident that it's a date we can hit.
The 22nd is the end of the month, didnt you know!!
Asking is good - shows we care. No one asking is when to be worried 🙂
My edits aren't taking 😗
Drinking strike, no drinking water till we get water?
Even tho no one reads pins, please pin this
lol exactly
Till the water update we only drink boar juice! 🐗 🧃
@pliant quarry yall take your time. This update deserves as much time as it needs.
to be fair, I am sure when you guys said "October" it seemed perfectly reasonable. No one can plan for every possible issue that might arise.
Get off that icky train friend 🥲
Lots of love to the whole team. I am sure many of us like the idea of a polished update vs a rushed one. It is exciting though because we love the game. 💚 
okay... someone explain wtf this whole boar juice thing is.
Also… I love you (Keen)
Kira NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Someone brought up boar juice like a month+ ago and it just kind of stuck
No. It deservers no words. Its just… ugh.
Yeah water is pretty much the most technically complex feature we've ever added, and while October was a fairly good estimate for how far out that trailer was, there were many challenges that there was no way to predict that far out.
It's not something I would feel safe searching on google without parental filters.
As long as it's just boar juice and not boar milk
Oh.... Nah it's nothing like that, it's a server specific meme 😄
Like one or two people clung to it and it stuck. But its awful.
Its become some cultish following.
makes an offended scrunchy face
idk the original boar juice image made me laugh lol
I shared it with the team
this one
The holy church of boar juice 😉
The OG inage was epic
Plus - with your guys reputation for stable releases being released on time, you absolutely deserve a bit of leeway on dates. Better that than what happened the one and only time you guys announced a date a little prematurely and chose to stick with it... I still have trauma from that 😉
This was funny. The proceeding harping of it was…. Extra.
galen yager sounds like a youtuber and he should start one
Also OG poster needs to be recognized in stone because it really is something else 🥲
Honestly I think it's more of just a good laugh to get away from the "update when" every 5 mins
If you update that image to the shroud boars... is that the secret to making the elixir potion??
I think there is one floating around with the shroud boars?
Okay. Thanks for the explanation. 🤣
Guess I haven't been spending enough time in here lately.
Also Lil made an Ocean Spray knock off of Boar Juice that is hillarious
So it's more cold-pressed boar juice than blended boar juice.
You too busy being helpful
Yeah even when self-published game dev is always a careful balancing act between update pacing and not rushing deadlines too much. Some of our early updates were definitely a bit more on the rushed side haha.
If you're too obsessed with getting an update "perfect" then it will literally never release (and you'll also never make any money), but you also don't want to be in a situation where your updates are so rushed that they are broken.
Thankfully being self-published we have a lot of freedom when it comes to that, but we still need some amount of pacing and structure to make sure the game stays relevant and that we don't completely mess up all our marketing windows and stuff. It's a careful balance to strike, but the longer the game is out the more we're finding our groove.
Take. Your. Time.
You guys have done an amazing job. seriously though - the only time I was completely overwhelmed in troubleshooting was after the anniversary update... and even then it was like... 2 maybe 3 issues, just wide-spread.
I cant speak on behalf of everyone, but as someone with over 1k hours…. I will wait patiently for as long as it takes for this update.
That was when the update introduced a big crash wasn't it?
This game DESERVES the respect of time and patience for being EA. It is beyond epic already.
Honestly I don't know if that was even being rushed or just simply unfortunate, QA fixes an ungodly amount of bugs before the updates goes live, but the complexity of game design means it's not at all unheard of for some of them to slip through
Absolutely. Seriously though - this baby came out with a full head of hair, fingernails and already speaking in full sentences. It's easy to forget it's still an infant.
@pliant quarry this game is SO good…. Tbh you do not need to provide an explication. But i know the feedback is more than appreciated and sets you aside form so many devs who go silent.
honestly a game update is never 100% bug free and i think having the community help report these while also helping to find possible workarounds for these bugs is always something to keep us all happy !
lol. It was one time, and it was fixed very quickly. 🤣 I only joke about the trauma. ^_^
On the last game I worked on I remember a crash that didn't show up whatsoever in testing that, once the update went live, like 4% of players started crashing from this one error 🫠 which might not sound like a lot, but usually crash rates are in the 1-2% rate for most games
Explication?!! Wtf is my english tho.
Yeah, I mean this game at early access launch was in a better state than many AAA studios full release launches
Starfield.
No game is perfect and it doesn't matter how big the team, the players WILL break your game, one way or another 😄
I remember a certain project when it launched, our bug backlog was over 10,000 unaddressed bugs 🤦♂️
The worst I had it in troubleshooting wasn't even your guys's fault... it was NVidia's and they took their DANG time fixing that issue...
And then they blamed QA I'm sure lmao
Wasn't that fun? 😄
no.
Enshrouded is amazing. The friends I have gotten to play it with me have all commented "This is EA?"
no, sir. it was not.
I had a constant headache those first two days ^^
I just want the Keen team to know they are super valued and appreciated 🙏🏻
Aww thanks
Honestly yeah this community is really wonderful, Enshrouded has been far more successful than we thought it would be and the community that has grown around it is great to see
The level of polish is soooooo much higher than most early access games
When I worked in the industry... bug fixes hadd to be snail-mailed to people on floppy disks... so really this day-and-age isn't so bad.
Unrelated, send me mountain snow pics soon please 🫡🙏🏻
Most AAA games you mean? 😄
We love yall. I know i personally am a huge pain in the arse; but good games deserve the hyper-focus of all. ❤️
98 bottles of bugs on the wall, 98 bottles of bugs, Take one down, fix the bug, 102 bottles of bugs.
Yup, honestly it's comparable to Larian Studios EA of Baulders Gate 3 in terms of polish, indie devs now a days are simply so much better than AAA studios because you can tell the legitimately care about the game they are making
I've said it before and I'll say it again, you don't build the engine for the game if you don't care about it 😝
Some publishers are wonderful in this industry and make some great games happen that otherwise wouldn't have, but others... yeah, lol. A lot of big publishers can set some absolutely ridiculous requirements and deadlines for devs, which inevitably leads to things just being fundamentally broken or unfinished by the time they're pushed out the door, a problem that's only made worse by the "quarterly profits" culture of publicly traded companies and stuff.
Let's just say that, Enshrouded being our first self-published game has been a very welcome change of pace 😅
AAA devs are very likely just as passionate about the games they are working on as indie developers. The problem is that when you get so large that your company is concentrating on more than one game at a time, and you have people to "report to" for everything, it becomes a lot more complicated than just caring about the game. Many times "what is loved" gets overshadowed by deadlines and corporate expectations.
where do i pit bug reports?
Bug Reports
Found a bug? Please follow the instructions below to report them!
Where to report a bug:
You can report bugs in two places:
- Press F1 in-game and click Report a Bug
- Via Zendesk.
What to include?
Please read this article on what to include when making a bug report.
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And let it be known that (taking a risk speaking for others) the community finds your game to be absolutely incredible.
The problem is never really the "devs" in my experience, the people on the ground level that are making the games. Bad releases usually comes from poor direction, bad management, rushed deadlines, too much publisher pressure, stuff like that.
People don't really work in this industry if they're not incredibly passionate about what they do. It's one of the most stressful industries you could work in, and most people here are extremely talented. They'd probably just go somewhere else if they didn't love games.
Yeah, that's fair, a big problem with AAA studios is on the corporate level, and even more so the parasites... I mean investors
Honestly both ways can have their own special issues associated with them, but freedom is always preferable when you have a good team that knows when to stop and when to go.
Blame the quarterly shareholder targets.
This game is amazing, we've only really been playing for 2 weeks, but I've had trouble putting it down
Enshrouded has been my saving grace as a laid off interior architect. I cannot put enough good words to how much this game has given me. Like…. The lore, the adventure and exploration…. But then the building. Holy shit. The building….
100% agree, you can tell that this team is made of people who know their worth and put that into reality for us to enjoy, and i bet that they have a really good overal communication as a team itself ❤️
My sanity has been saved by Keen.
Main reason I don't tend to blame the individual devs is because, like, that's still kind of a management issue lol. If devs are bad, they can always be fired, and there's an endless supply of people looking for work to re-hire from. But on the flip side, devs can't fire their management or publishers if they're bad, and those things are far more likely to result in horrible decisions that doom a project.
I got a friggin enshrouded tattoo. IF ANYONE HASNT BOUGHT THIS GAME YET…. Frriggin buy it yo.
Bethesda. Nuff said.
Oh absolutely. I find it absolutely appaling that the game community has recently started going so far as sending death threats and doxing designers/developers as if they are somehow at fault for a game not living up to their expectations. The gaming community (not this one) has become scary...
Even here, albeit minimal; but there is entitlement that people have that is so disgusting.
Yeah the amount of open celebration I've seen for the tens of thousands of layoffs that have been happening the past few years is... not surprising, I guess, it's kinda on brand for gamers, but it makes me feel really icky.
i used to create games for the fortnite community but all the ungratefulness and other factors caused me to focus on my sanity more and i decided to step down, and it was the best decision ever
I swear... I have played some absolute stinkers on release - Starfield was not one of them. Their only real fault was that they made too much vague hype about the game that let everyone create their own expectations about a game and that the community was allowed to go rabid afterwards.
Aye, i agree with that. Also, they overhyped their own shit a bit i think.
It didn't used to be on brand... 🙁
Starfield's sin was that it didn't meet expectations, which were sky high. Which is definitely partly bathesda's fault, their marketing certainly embellished a lot of features lol
They absolutely set the bar too high.
Gotta use that "under promise - over deliver" method instead of the other oway around. It's rare that a NMS event happens 😝
Exactly. But a lot of those expectations were head cannon of the fans - and Bethesda never clarified.
And then failed at their own limbo game
People expected the same "warm homely" environment of Skyrim - and honestly that just doesn't track for a space game.
Like when "letsgameitout" played Enshrouded early on. It's still one of my favorite videos. It's so worth a watch for anyone who hasn't watched it
It was def a double edged sword
Yeah I mean the unfortunate reality is that even when these games get hated on and review bombed, this strategy works REALLY well, and these games make a lot of money.
The reason NMS has managed to stick around and make so many free updates after such a "disasterous" launch, is because the launch really wasn't a disaster at all. They made an ungodly amount of money off pre-orders alone, even after so many people refunded it.
If their marketing had been honest from the start, the game honestly probably would have barely sold anything and fallen into obscurity.
...and the reddit after release... You will never fine a more wretched hive of scum and villany.
We must be cautious
is there a spell pouch type item?
Actually, isn't the Steam forume a more wretched hive of scum and villany?
Aye. And i love me some NMS.
Scotty knew what he was doing.
The starfield reddit after release... was very... very very very bad.
Yeah lol, best way to see how bad the steam forums is, is to just pick any game that you'd consider a masterpiece, and then see how angry people are in the steam forums.
If you judged games based on their steam forum communities, you'd assume that pretty much every game on steam is a complete dumpster fire.
We don’t need to delve too deep though into the shortcomings of Bethesds or others. There is no comparison, Keen is slaying at this game in early access. They are going to help reset and shape what gaming should be.
I genuinely believe that.
I think this studio is helping set precedent of what can and should be modern gaming
Unfortunately when a small company does things right, large corporations do not stand up and take notice.
Honestly I just like analyzing the industry because it's part of my job and something I'm passionate about lol, I wasn't even really trying to compare any of them to us.
Well when we develop the Holodeck that will be the supreme in modern gaming.
Yes because they're most often very underpaid. As an industry in whole for the ground level it's generally not a way to make lots of money lol They do it because they're passionate about it and they love it and us the players are so thankful for it.
Not a board room of detached suits. But an involved, engaged dev that listens, reacts and responds.
Oh like you mean everything that ruins a game? Yeah.
Yup, sadly most double down on all the bad things they are doing :/
Of course not! All gaming companies are different, it's not even about "AAA" or "Indie" it's about culture and as you said, management.
Every game company is going to release a stinker at some point. It's just that "AAA" companies are creating more, faster and are more visible.
Bethesda ... From Skyrim to Fallout76
And managed poorly by people who have zero interest in the culture.
Yeah, I mean Sacred 3 players probably love Keen a lot less than you guys do 😅
I will cut haters.
🥲
oh... even when they do...
Management can literally kill a company. Just ask Brian Fargo.
Or Brian Nichols at Sbux
That name sounds very familiar. Was he part of Black Isle Studios?
Black Isles being a part of Interplay, yeah.
Maybe setting the bar high for themselves is a good idea. But also imagine it's a fine line between getting people excited and really invested to playing the game and to wow them when it is released. It's exciting when people get more than what they expected.
For sure. I think Keen has done more than a good job at giving more than expected with each update.
they coded some big shoes to fill for themselves, that's for sure
Yeah when I saw there water update I was blown away. That was way above and beyond what I expected or thought they could do.
Every update is better and bigger. This game is bonkers for its price point.
In their case though - their middle management WAS gamers, and people that should have been managers in the first place - and that was eventually their downfall.
I paid 70??? For starfield. I have more than three times the hours spent in Embervale for a fraction of the price.
Oh this is so common lol, tiny teams or solo devs who are basically just nerdy gamers make a lot of money, which leads to them starting their own studio and growing massive, with them at the top.
But then like, they really aren't someone with any management experience or expertise at all, they're just a good game dev, so they're often horribly unqualified to be leading a massive company.
I bought Starfield. I played about half an hour. I was not impressed. And no interest in going back to it
I feel for the people that were at Black Isle/Interplay though. I knew a few of them... in the end they went months without being paid.
Starfield impressed me as another half done half assed lazy money grab
Exactly. And the price you paid is bonkers. Compared to this game which you have SO many hours in!
I could tell you stories about company parties that would make your teeth itch.
Black Isle had a good thing and then pillaged it.
Black Isles was too little too late. It was not enough to save Interplay from itself.
Yeah I think I can picture what you're talking about, and unfortunately those kinds of stories are incredibly common in this industry. It's better than it used to be, but still not... ideal.
I wouldn't say make a lot of money, though the rest I agree with lmao. It's rare.... We once had to bring a guy in from Japan to help us on an update, this was a person who worked for Nintendo and was then at Sony heading the playstation lead development, got paid some ridiculous $600k/yr US and this was 2002... but that's rare
I am just a super fanboy of Keen and Enshrouded lol
Oh I didn't mean that devs make a lot of money with salaries, I meant people make a game, the game sells extremely well, and then they can use that money to start a company of their own. But often people who make good games are not good corporate managers.
Being completely honest I felt like Enshrouded's release was overshadowed by Palworld I think by one or two days. And for me I don't generally look for upcoming games and I was so wonderfully surprised when I picked up Enshrouded at release. Honestly I couldn't believe it. I have 20k hours in a specific dinosaur survival game and it's funny because it's still plagued with issues. And comes from a studio that has made a ton of money. However I can install Enshrouded and play. I have never had an issue with the game. The other game is so frustrating with the issues and bugs that have plagued it for 8+ years.
LOL i tried to say something funny but filters.
The wolf of wall street has nothing on the reality of the 90's gaming industry. 🤣
Yep lmao
EA was rolling on $$$ back in those days
When I played Fallout (the original) it was years after release. I emailed Black Isle to express how impressed I was with their concept and how immersive it was. I actually got an email back from Feargus Urquhart thanking me for my kind words and support. That was so cool.
Frankly, even back then EA was evil.
midway games even threw gala events big enough you could bathe in grey goose vodka
EA's been evil for decades now, lol
Allure is something too tho. Pal is an art and game style that is unappealing to a fantasy RPG person like myslf.
I was working on another game when Fallout was being tested, but we would often test it in overtime. It was a damned good game.
My sims will cut you /s
It really was. I mean yeah it's old school compared to today but the concept and the world setting and content was just an amazing approach. So retro and yet so well done.
I do know EA in the 2000's working environment was completely intolerable.
I went to a huge party for EA at Marconi in San Francisco back in 1999, they had money... lots of it
I think EA was literally the first company I flat out started boycotting anything that would involve giving them money
The idea of the 1950's being the future with atomic powered cars, stimpacks, power armor and Mr. Handys was just a brilliant concenpt and so incredibly well done
rofl... it wasn't "retro" in 1997.
Or do you mean the atmosphere?
Send me those funds instead. Support my unemployed self. 💁🏼❤️
It was the future in a 1950's world. Retro in that way
you mean the atmosphere. lol
I mean even the companies and products in the Fallout World. The television sets were made by Radiation King. And you had Nuka Cola.
How funny i got offended someone called the 00s retro…. And here i am thinking the 70s is retro but you are all “1800s”
but yeah. Their downfall was never the quality of their games (save stonekeep, but I refuse to go there...)
Old man @prisma surge 🥲
HEY! Cranky and I are like... the same age 🤣
Well I grew up in the 70's. I am the very beginning of GenX though.
Shhhhhh.
I just might be older than most in here then, yikes.
okay cranky is a little bit older... but yeah - close enough. both children of the disco era
Did i catch you say 80s?
(Might have been someone else)
lol disco. I still cant beleive that was actually a thing. Saturday Night Fever
I'm 60 exactly
Okay def someone else lol
thank god!
Disco had some pretty funky basslines. I'll never put it down.
SO GOOD THOUGH.
Enough is enough - Donna and Barbara…. Is fire
Usually convos here make me feel old....not so much this time🤣
I always felt like I was born in the wrong time period
You're not even old Jabber!
Most of us are 14 year old's stuck in 45-65 year old bodies.
Which is funny cuz you is young, relative to some of the folks
My arthritis. 🥲
I mean, look at what I changed my name to once I realized I could
oh my aching ... everything
but yes, there is an inordinate amount of GenXers in here. lol
(thank you SIRJHART)
Im a trend setter what can i say
My people's. Drink from the hose, baseball cards flipping in the spokes of our bicycle tires. And not allowed in the house until after the street light came on.
GenX, we are the lost generation, just we're lost in the shroud
Not lost, we just don't care to be found.
GenX. We didn't know how good we had it. And that we would be the last.
technically still lost 😆
Or abstaining. 😛
Boycotting EA, Bethesda, Microsoft or whatever is easy for me, since they don´t actually make a single game I´d want to play, but yeah. 
Volentary banishment
It's 10pm. Do you know where you're children are?
GenX forgets that us that came before you had the same rules, plus drugs.
I mean, don't do drugs kids!
Yeah, see, you guys at least had the fun stuff
no, we just had "This is your brain on drugs" commercials... 🙄
and DARE in school
and MADD
which sort of did the opposite of what they wanted lol
I forgot all about MADD
Honestly, drugs ARE bad. But MJ is not a drug. I can't stand it, my brain chemistry doesn't like it, but I can see its benefit all ove.
mothers against drunk driving? yeah I remember that
They do but mothers ran the house
it is tho, and some people do not handle it well. its not horrible but its also not harmless (nor are common legal ones)
I'm still annoyed that not once did anyone ever offer me drugs, I was promised never ending harassment to do drugs and I got nothing 🤣
Mine sure as hell did... lol
turns out they are expensive and only your friends offer free ones, I mean uh...
I was promised someone giving me free drugs hidden in candy... never happened. I didn't even get free candy save for Halloween. 💢
becuase it was an emotional political movement and actually did quite a bit of harm due to that
Yeah, like the people are going to put drugs in Halloween candy, and i'm like no they aren't, that stuffs expensive, no one's giving it away for free like that
It happened to me one time as a teenager that someone tried to sell me drugs, and the drug dealer was like the most polite person ever lol, when I said I didn't do drugs they were very respectful about it and immediately left me alone
The dads just tried to remain inconspicuous and stay out of trouble lol
only time I had someone be pushy was when I was an adult waiting for the subway lol, but I think bro just thought I looked liek a viable customer
You know what - I was also promised perverts in blue 70's vans slowly trailing me down the street... that never happened either.
yeah the people who work at best buy were way more aggressive about trying to sell me something than any drug dealers I've ever met were
Off to see if acupuncture will help my arthritis, lol. Have a mellow day all :)
They were supposed to have candy 🙁
I thought it was puppies.
The only person that ever offered me drugs was my mother in law, and the drug in question is legal where I live, so it's becoming the joke of come on, do drugs with mummy
@pastel oyster We are the World... We are the Children.... come on, sign with me! lmfao
man, I'd get kidnapped to cuddle puppies
No. Just no.
Which is funny, because they didn't work on commission! 🤣
puppies would have guaranteed I got in the van
This chat been all over last few days, lol the frying eggs took me back. Now who remembers the "I'm just a Bill".
Nancy Reagan would like to share a word with you about Drugs now...
♪♫ we are the ones that make a brighter place, so let's start living ♫♪
I do. lol
Yeah I've lived where marijuana is legal for about a decade at this point and it's really funny how much it has not impacted society at all. I guess the only difference is that you smell weed in public places slightly more often
How about the Adventures of Letter Man?
I doubt there's a single kid from our generation who doesn't remember at least a portion of that song... it was crammed down our throats
Yup, and people are a bit more chill
Calgon take me away!
Oh god yeah... It's legal here and all we do is smell "Skunks" a bit more frequently.
Politics is more dangerous here than MaryJane.
It's not nice to fool mother nature (lightning crack)
Meanwhile i just have to point out i was scolded recently for mentioning pot here.
If you think it's butter but it's not. It's Chiffon.
walking downtown Portland, LA, San Diego, Denver, etc it's more of a: I smell pot, where's it coming from? kinda thing now a days
See and that only used to happen at Disneyland before it was legal here... and we all know how dangerous the potheads were at Disneyland. 🤣
There is some grey area in rules and consistency of said rules and mod policy.
Did they assault the churro cart? 🤣
I was about to say!
And Evel Knievel was every kids sports hero.
Mods are human , all different - also tone and substance also matter.
WHUT? naw... My hero was The Gravedigger wow I am getting old The Undertaker. 🤣
I have three friends who work at Disneyland Anaheim and all three say the MOST dangerous visitors? Are moms who chuck their child's dirty diapers anywhere they're changing their kid... Crap diapers are picked up from every waterway and every grassy area across the entire park, daily
I feel like the tone was exactly like this lol 😝
Tone and substance are always the same and consistent - i strive for consistency as an autism person
Why is the word “Aw tist” blocked??!
Eh well 💩 happens. The world is nothing if not inconsistent.
You do not have permission to use my fabulous image.
(Because that could 100% be me if i were a lady)
Reminds me of how at work, the players aren’t allowed to eat at certain tables while playing (for obvious reasons. They’re disgusting and get grime on the cards and chips.. and in turn messed up the shufflers)
But they get upset because only some floors enforce it and others look the other way. 🤣
I feel there is a discrepancy for for sure.
Then there's certain groups I guess that take their child's pants down, hover them over the trashcan and let them do their "thing"... gets kinda messy when the sun goes down, especially right before the fireworks
Grown men whip it out and pee where i live so this doesnt shock.
Makes me so envious. Lol
not at Disneyland they don't lol
what did I walk into......
It is weirdly enjoyable.
Im both offended and excited.
Like “oh I have to pee, no big deal all I gotta do is this” -zip and boom
Must be NICE lol
It has saved my ass before for sure.

I’d consider yet another normal conversation for this channel lol
married 29 years, my wife and I have come to the conclusion that peeing isn't better for either side... Yes, men can whip it out, but women actually pee faster than men... Women just take longer due to having to drop trow and sit
Mostly. Again, can be inconsistent in the policing.
Hello lol
No.
I wish the police here in Spain would come at me. Lets go. Model-esque beauties.
Rude
I think yall scared him away....
😛
🙄
Is someone feeling thirsty???
Pppppppor qqqqqque?
Always. 🥵
I drink a lot of things that require water offset.
I’m like “I’m sureeeee I have a warrant out for me over there somewhere”
I do in Texas!!
-holds out hands exposing the wrists 🤣🤣
2 more days to the weekend.
Wait..
i wish i knew.
as a pinchi gringo who married a mexican, I have to thank your people for teaching me spanish... Spent 6 months at la universidad de madrid a leon back in the early 1990s. La lispa de castallon that I carry when speaking it won my inlaws over lol
Fun

oh hell yeah, always here for that
@lament monolith you have a warrant in texas???
No. It’s too late
💔
HMF!
rip
I just exited the game and then triggered a 14.4GB download. Anyone know what's going on?

no idea

Dont thank my gringo ass i just started learning spanish because i decided to bail on the US and move to Spain
Yep.......in the little town of centerville. Apparently I got caught by a redlight cam running it and they sent me a ticket....Never got it so never paid and now its a warrant
ohhhh, lmao, well, you have a long learnign curve ahead of you then. where in spain?
Steam file verification, most likely. There was not an update.
Málaga!
Steam labels file verifications as "downloads" which leads to a lot of user confusion
This makes me love you so much more.
so farming country haha
i get a letter about it every year too....
WHERE IS THE WATER BRO!?!
They love to do things like this lmao.
How many times do I have to say that I drank it all before you people believe me
I'm sorry for being thirsty smh 🙄
That’s a lot of water to drink
This game as dry as a beverly hills housewife.
God yall are gonna kill me
You’re in the right conversation then. J was just talking about the cops in Spain being models
🤣🤣🤣
You will never out-thirst me.
I was in Mojave Desert Valley over the weekend, even it was more wet than this game.

Irwin alligator boy….
😅
I prefer my games moist
Oh yeah I just approved that today, I love how much effort you put into this suggestion if it was yours, it was a welcome change of pace from how lazy most of them are lol
I cannot genuinely reply to this without breaking rule number 3
M O I S T
🗞️
Someone tell me why my dumb self is sitting here trying to drag a window onto my other screen.....that is currently hooked to a playstation.....
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish-
Yes! The edit and the suggestion is mine.
Thank you very much, my friend! 🙂
Do not threaten me with a good time
This pending update got me parchedddddd
Moisture wheeeeeeen!?!
Yeah I am def excited for it lol
We will make something moistly epic together.
We need to!!
I seriously want to start a discord group server for us all to build something
Or just to behave horribly without recourse….
That would be so cool
Would be epic to actually play with yall
I do think there is something here.
We could probably build something insane
In the membrane. And then some.
But legit i have had a LOT of thought of this. It is funny @lament monolith brought it up….
Yeah I have given it thought about playing with a few people from here but never really brought it up
Maybe its the beers… but i think we should make this happen
enshrouded bathing suits that look like nache libre outfits...
And i tolérate most of you enough that it would be fun
Even a dungeon crawl with a few of yall would be fun lol
(I love more than tolerate you @lament monolith and @near breach )
tapas, papas y cervesa...
sincerely, I miss langostinos mallorca and the pallella medditerrano the most
I am just finding, learning and loving this stuff. Been here only…. Ocho semanas?
I should probably find someone to play with, it gets a bit boring playing alone after awhile. XD
🙄
Imagine if someone offered to play but then you are a poo to them.
lol. It's a lifestyle change... just wait til you visit Castallon proper, you'll be thrown for a loop

I should try looking for group!
That requires social skills
maybe I can find someone decent in there!
I’ve never stepped a single foot in that chat lol
I’ve always played solo or with my friend that I work with
I feel like i am being bated here.
me neither, I'm always hesitant to play with randoms that way, generally I like to get to know people first.
same here but only becuase I type with my hands!
booooo!
More of a feet typing guy myself….
You don’t type with your toes?
GET OUT OF MY HEAD WOMAN
You need to take lessons from the cats.
WERE TWINS
been a number of years since I was flexable enough to even try for a laugh 
Its pretty epic.
Boy oh boy 🤣🤣🤣
My back feels this hard.
As you say that about cats, I look over at mine mid cleaning with herself leg all the way up and she just looks at me 🤣
😄
It is terrible how i cackle aloud and my hub is all “what!!!???” And i have to be like “enshrouded discord my love, dont worry about it”
I dont have any cats.
waking up to no back pain is a rare treat
always had bad bad luck with them
"it's just the voices love. don't worry, they like you!"
I love cats. They’re the best tbh.
Cats hating you says a lot.
i got one that lets me flip her over like a omelett
Cats are the best
'cats are evil little jerks, but they're also adorable.
Cant imagine being that repulsive that a cat hates you.
My cat is barfing all over the place right now 🙁
i made a mistake once playing with a stray and then my digestive system was forever ruined.
Cat's just know they are better than everyone
did you eat the cat?
Sometimes the bar is really low.
I digress. Let me be nicer. Everyone deserves the love of a fuzzy cat.
Do we have water yet😊
no it bit me, and a doctor gave me antibiotics but didnt mention probiotics.
so uh
ya
(My last cat was an arse though and shat in my plants)
Or 4 of them, not saying i'm a crazy cat lady or anything
just trying to fertilize them! /s
Didn't you hear? they were so inspired by Dune's release that they have canceled water. 😛
sprays you with a nerf super soaker
4???? Id say half crazy.
When the update does come out I’m gonna miss asking if it’s out yet to bother ppl 😞
ok but hear me out, what about giant worm monsters?
4?
He was fertilizing them. Being the goodest of boys(or girl… idk)
I read that as super soldier at first
4 is the perfect amount, plus a rabbit, because reasons
You mean poisoning
I mean everyone in that game is getting high on "baby worm secretions" so... why not?
Cat pee = nuclear waste
what happens if we combine spice and elixer?
I see you have never owned ferrets.
Imagine Starship Troopers (original) being sent to Dune to battle the Harkonnens and worms lol
I'm fully crazy, the cats just came later 🤣
There was this guy who had a ferret….
the end.
I lost interest when i went there and they were…. Out.
ferrets are adorable. to visit. only to visit, would not own
I love me a slinky weasel!!!
and idk, some of those tunnels in enshrouded have all the hallmarks of tremors or dune spice worms for sure
scrunchy dissaproving face
Of course they are out. Ferrets are highly social and smart little creatures who just happen to urinate the most toxic high-amonia pee ever.
I want a squirrel
A fox for me please
You mean you don't want to own a perma kitten on crack?
This as well! Lol
I just want a skunk.
Look ferrets are okay if you arent trying to bow chica bow wow
I want a racoon, but my wife says no 🙁
no, for many reasons including short lives even when cared for and the expense of effectively an exotic pet
raccons are cute, just big ole rats
They are evil and killed all my chickens 😵💫
It's okay, they can sleep through anything.
But i cant ignore the ferrets 🥲
saying goodbye to beloved pets is hard, the shorter they live the harder it is
But they are so cute, how can you say no to their adorable faces
my family has always had terrible luck with cats. Poor mouser got hit with a car, snowball ran away, cookie had terrible diaherea, Socks ate a yogurt lid and died, ninja ran away..... so I dont bother keeping one. it's just not good for them. 🙁
This hits SO hard
I am working on getting a skunk
Yo i legit had one once. It had worms tho…. And that was a bad vibe.
This is why I stopped owning rats, they have huge personalities, but tiny lifespans
I live in Alberta, it's impossible to own a rat here
I miss my rat... She was the best. 😭
They are such sweet pets
but rats get cancer more than any other pet. 🙁
though stinky, lol
just grab one off the street, theyre free
Rats are so adorable too
There's none on the street :(
Yeah, 3 out of 4 of my rats got large tumors :/
Please take a few seagulls too! Seems there are too many where I live.
Oh they are awful lol
funny story (not really) but when I got my rat I was living with a couple of room mates that were... shall we say slobs? and we had a fly infestation that we could NOT get rid of... so we go these amazing little "buzzy" things we plug into the wall and it kept them away.
A few months after getting the rat I happened to look at the packaging for the buzzy-wall-thing... and it was for insects... AND rodents... 😭 our poor rat was being audibly tortured every moment she was with us for the first few months.
Ground based, fur clad rats (as opposed to the infernally screaming feather clad airborne rats) are better behaved, slightly
Ooooof
Omg that makes me so sad
She was a little... damaged after that, but no less sweet and loving.
then again, the people I was living with were more than a little damaged as well. lol
do those even work for flies? Ifeel liek I have tried them and they did nothing for flies
A little damaged but still fly Af. I can relate.
They worked for us. It depends on the flies really though.
hands you stale cake
in 2025 does anyone get to adult status without some damage? I feel like no
leek you say?
Trauma is a pre-req of adulthood
They don't seem to work for drain gnats, much to my dismay - since we have shared pipes here and have had them yearly for decades.
do I get a bonus stat if I fill up my trauma card? 
A life without damage is a life not lived. Damage is how we learn.
J hart and Jac were talking about leaks earlier, but a different kind 🤣
Only if it comes with a side of PTSD and autism
Doubt that! Toast usually emptied the tank cleanly. NOT EVEN A SINGLE DROP!!
You can tell a child all their life not to stick their hand on the burner... but until they do it for themselves (as they all do) they don't learn.
I think that was demostrated to me with some chicken. it was intimidating but.... memorable
I def did that once. Melted flesh is a lesson unforgotten.
My hand was the chicken. 😵💫
not a half bad way to teach.
Some of us, though, myself included, had to learn everything the hard way 🤣
I had recently found a baby mouse in an old lawn mower that we bought. It was abandoned in a nest under the hood of the engine. Immediately got some syringes, nips, kitten milk and nursed it. Its eyes hadn’t even opened. We had that baby for like 6 months. So so adorable
Sometimes more than once...
oh I learned plenty the hard way lol
Oh boy i only did it once 🥲
………
I was a big 'take it apart to see how it works" kid, got in trouble many times
It got killed /:
I am ashamed to admit how many boyfriends I had to go through to learn the "crazy is not fun and free, it's freaking crazy" rule
i took things apart but never put them together again....
and also the "you can't fix crazy" law of nature.
Oh. Ugh. Thats awful.
I feel like thats just... a thing most people go through, and some dont learn the lesson and stay with crazy
Sorry, but I cant track them since they talked alot.
i got into wood working in middle school but without any parental or teacher encouragement I fell off it and just got into video games.... now it's hard to get back into but im trying.
How did i miss this gem!?!
RIGHT??
well... what makes it more difficult is that we are all broken and have jagged edges... and the real trick is finding someone whose jagged edges match up with your own.
Oh i see you shady stranger….
Thats my wife an me we compliment eachethers jaggedness
all my best friends are in other states. T-T
you gotta find someone whos weird fits your weird yeah. took me a while (and some trauma and at least one stalker...) but I got there 🙂
Yes, I deal in absolutes.
feel that, moved across the country for fam left lots of irl peeps behind
“I have no friends” “my best friends are x, y, z” pick one bro.
That's also me and the hubby... though we are still a bit too similar in some regards 🤣 like we are both sitting here NOT mentioning the fact that we both need to desperately get up and clean because his sister is staying with us tomorrow... 👀
