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Thats why I wish I didn't live in a city, but.... 5 minute walk to get a good pizza? Can't get that in the woods
continuous waterfall of expletives... after 2 years of silence, I have a norweigan roof rat in my attic again.
👋
heh, not even in the midwest, I'm full west
oh that's right, socal stud like me
norcal technically, central valley
central, ewww
depends on where you draw the line
technically, and I mean TECHNICALLY, san francisco is the midway
so scrodumento would be central valley
yeah, I'm in Stockton, albeit in a somewhat nicer area of Stockton
i have a natural talent of making 0 sound, i can make breakfeast without waking up my parents, or guests which are usually basicly in the same room when i make food, that was when i lived with them tho, now i can in theory make as much noise as i want but i am just a silent person
still scrodum... anything from bakersfield and fresno to sacramento is meth haven scrodum
i am especially silent this week since red cross medical staff told me to avoid talking for a week
although san joaquin river area of Stockton, so west stockton isn't bad...
was just through there in August
thought anything along the 5 sucks ass
yep, freeways ain't great to live next to
most of west stockton's okay aside from that
and that's a universal truth: near freeways are bad
went to a wedding at quail lake at the end of august. nice area overall
except near the 5 lol
all I wanted to do that entire day was go fishing in it lol
yep, I'm right on the edge of where it starts turning sorta shitty. few blocks east of me it turns into duplexes, old multifamily housing, rougher area, etc
still quiet enough area it's probably tolerable
the clubhouse wasn't snooty, most people seemed reasonable
thought wtf was it with the nasty smell further north?
Stockton's fairly blue collar, even the richer folks tend to not be too insufferable, your mileage will vary
probably manure-related
farming area
stockton, yeah, figures
we were staying up near sherwoods and it smelled like ass in the mornings
sorry, sherwoods manor area
but yeah, similar to where I grew up in east county of san diego: lotta ag
Hello people. Please tell me, when will the aquatic biome be approximately? Then I'll download the game again for him)
yeah, could be farm smell drifting from the north because most of the prevailing winds are from the north
No set date, check the pins
or really anything generating a smell up north
see the pinned messages
Please tell me which ones? My English is bad
toast said:
This is the most complex update we've ever had, and we wanted to wait until we were absolutely sure to give the exact release date. We're hoping to have news this week.
there is no date
Thx))
what sucks for stockton is you're stuck between expensive SF and expensive tahoe for any fun.
yeah, solid area, I'm just to the east, other side of Thornton road
that's been the appeal of Stockton for the last few decades, though, cheaper housing within a few hours drive of the nicer areas
big commuter city
yeah, I can see it that way
city exploded in size during the 90's and 2000's for that reason
san diego used to be that for LA residents
OMG 😲 i forgot about the swimming pool **diving board **( rushes into the shed to dig out some wooden boards ) 🤣
now san diego is more expensive than LA lol
yeah, Stockton's feeling some cost pressure as well, but still 'cheap' compared to the alternatives
From my house I can see Tijuana, it's a reminder I have an escape route if I ever need it lol
like, rent on houses in Stockton doesn't go much below 1500 nowadays
which is rough if you're low-income
when I think "cheap CA" I think Redding and the lot around there
nothing there but college and farms
yeah far norcal is where it's actually 'cheap' now, but it's that way for a reason, heh
Redding is full of religious nuts, Eureka is practically made of meth, etc
yup, I have a buddy in shasta who literally has a squirtgun for the methheads
'shoo. shoo. squirts water'
exactly
works regardless of whether they're on their high or coming down to their low
its a shame because the northern section of the state is beautiful, used to go through Shasta once a year when I was a kid for family vacationing in Oregon, sighting the mountain never got old
he does 4am workout runs, keeps it in a shoulder harness. sad but true.
we were camping outside of Bend, OR before it was a resort town
when it was just a shitty logging town that had lost its logging business
was just at Mt Hood last week. Went to Portland with the wife for our anniversary. Stayed at gov camp, went up there to timberline lodge, played in the snow in october lol
bend has gotten sooo big compared to 20 years ago
and methford, medford is well forgettable
yeah, its nuts, I still remember old Bend
but the BEEER in Bend, oh boy, oh boy
good morning
mornin' CUB
Deschuttes all day every evening
Morning, CUB.
goodmorning
I'm not super familiar on the particulars of what made Bend explode in popularity, but I think part of it was 'hey, did you know you could grow/make WINE in the area?!'
Good Morning, Sir!
that and its always been nice, and right next to the mountains too
brioche and nutella, to anticipate your question
why not biscoff?
In the 1980s Bend was only full of lumberjacks. My uncle had a place there and it was full of trees. His same house today is part of a stripmall. The combination of feeling like portland, cheap land where people could off-grid and the mass drive of san francisco retirees made it huge.
feelin like
feels like a tea biscuit
would be nice to dunk in a cuppa, but it's not tea time quite yet
biscoff is not a tea biscuit!!! its a coffee biscuit!!
not one for coffee myself
yeah, we had a decent chunk of land outside of Bend for a long time, watched as it went from being in the middle of nowhere to being surrounded by expensive ranch homes and the like
thats fair
just for that I'm using a Tea Scone for my cafe americano
Mornin Chief
Qu’ils mangent de la brioche. 🙂
yass queen or something
lol
💅
sounds about right. Bunch of hoity toity san francisco brass bought up everything around the deschutes river
this is so much NOT you xD
also there's road works just up the street and somebody pulled out the jackhammer 20 minutes before my alarm set off 
the night's most precious minutes of sleep
like tears in the rain
Ooof.
yeah, last time I was in Bend it felt like a really eccentric trendy Bay Area town trying to hold onto the vestiges of its logging town days, with some other stuff mixed in
I typed "tears in the train" but same
I'll take: Things I don't miss about living in the UK for 100 quid...
Tears in the train sounds like a song from the 80's
Doesn't it just?
aslong it aint under
Today was a weird day for me... how is everyone else's day going?
here's hoping there's less drama about h2o today than yesterday lol
its ugly cold around here
Moist...
mmm... moist...
I mean... your are in the UK. is "moist" not the national bird there or something?
san diego here, still drying out from the last rain... kinda moist anyway
I'm not in the UK though! But yes moist is our national state of weather 😄
ROFL - we dried out from that rain 30 minutes after it stopped. I'm up in OC.
I dont really go outsided here, people are cray cray in TX
Chula Vista here, near the border. I still see dark colored clay on the ground next to my tumbleweeds and dead california poppies
Yeah - we are a bit sheltered here, literally and figuratively.
I have lived in Colorado, Spain and East Sussex, England... I don't take it for granted, I laugh at it.
FL here, and its freaking 57 right now I'm in love
yeah, @pastel oyster and I are getting nights like that right now, it's perfect
wait, wasn't that rain last week? or did you get rain that we in Stockton didn't get?
We have had nights like that basically all summer. It was a very strange summer
yeah, last weeks rains that were supposed to not happen but then suddenly were happening like the day before
I mean... I am sure most california meteorologists just phone it in most of the time anyway xD
true, we didn't have any major hot nights this year... still felt like the last 2 el nino years really
CA Meterologists rely on NOAA, UCLA and Scripps Institute to tell them what the weather will be like tomorrow. Very few actually do meterology now a days (Source: worked for a news station decades ago)
Oh yeah? The woman I wish my brother had married instead of his wife worked for KTLA for quite some time. 😄
CA weatherman: Looks out the window, yeah, it'll be um, sunny'ish today?
Did I say the quiet part out loud again?
hehe
The WoF never went away this year either
cloudy mornings with the WoF have been fantastic
WoF= Wall of Fog from the Pacific
may grey? june gloom?
"Marine layer"
San Francisco is a bit of a marine lair itself
we get infamously dense valley fog
yes you do. it's ridiculous to drive in that with the winds too
SF is an interesting place all on it's own. Sometimes feels like it has it's own pocket climate
yep
kira this was just a pun 
can't wait to try riding to work through that fog on my e-bike
it'll be an adventure
handlebar-mounted fog horn
Hey, I did say I had a weird day...
Me driving in Stockton fog: Tree... squint... tree... tamales sign... light post... tree... wtf street is this?
yup
gotta know them streets like skin on your nose
Hey, I have family in stockton (I think they are still there anyway)
mmyeah I'll go back to sleep now j/k
i feel like a crazy person for cackling so late at night in my house lol
need sleep, just can't
I woke up 2 hours ago, it's literally morning for me
1:26am is morning? yeesh
yep, I work night shifts exclusively and have the night off
so my work hours are 11pm to 730am
oh that explains it, yeah. I used to do 10-6 shifts.... totally get it
and I usually wake up at 9-930pm but I slept in
Why is it that morning lasts for 12 hours, and afternoon only for like 4 hours before evening strolls in and takes it away for a few hours until night sets in? 😮
I got off of work at 11pm and im off for 3 days
because the older we get, the longer it takes to get moving... source: over 50
Morning again. 
Waking up before noon is for peasants.
Someones woken the coin!
spare a thought for the proletariat building Enshrouded through endless toil 
I mean, hey - if you hire me, I still won't wake up before noon 😉
it's so early, even the Vukah are sleeping still
Are you sure? I heard they party into the wee hours.
I can see the Vukah being Oompa Loompas for halloween
they went wee, then they slept
A description of middle age if I ever heard it.
very true, not gonna lie
oh... I know... I know... 🤣
This discord is quite filled with us elderly folk. 😂 Though I haven't quite reached the big five-oh, the hubby just did on Tuesday. He's not a fan so far.
just need a few nurses to qualify for government subsidies
I quit smoking last december, gained 40 pounds... Spent this entire time losing: 4 pounds of it all the while hurting everyday from exercise. I am sooo over being over 50...
you forget where I live... 😉
rofl.
happy birthday to your man
Birthday wishes.
born 1975 too btw
He says "Thank You" 😄 Hopefully he gets a nice present tomorrow in the form of a job offer.
he remembers disco like me lol
Sesame Street Disco
lol - I used to blast ABBA in my car and sing along when I would go visit him in vegas. 😄
very very apt considering his age.
oh yeah!
saturday morning cartoons followed by casey kasem's top 50 countdown
Don't forget Bob Ross 😄
I have the shirt.
and This Old House... god I loved this old house.
did you know that this old house is still a huge repository of knowledge for do it yourself home enthusiests?
I have used it in home repairs countless times
saves money
like okay bob, how do I fix this...
I couldn't fix my way out of a wet paper bag, but I still loved watching it and the new yankee workshop
Then you would probably like Homestead Rescue with the Raney family.
it's a show on Discovery that follows the Raney family who travel around fixing off grid homesteads
and I bet you could fix your way out of a wet paper bag if you "had" to.
zipped lips
I can fix computers, change a tire, and possibly fix some simple electronics... but the rest is...
yeah, I tried to make a foot stool once. It ended poorly.
I am in IT, my Dad was a mechanic, I grew up on a farm. Soooo yeah
just because you can't do it doesn't mean you don't know how it has to be done and done correctly
100% bet that @pastel oyster can point out what was done wrong on most things
anyway, finally tired and off to bed
I mean... I caulked my sink once. and put up some shelves... xD
they were crooked. sink came out nice though.
not afraid to try though
lol my talents lay in other areas, and I am okay with that 😄
practice makes improvement.
Or some hilarious mistakes videos
thats just learning how not to do things.
That's part of practice too
You still have all of your fingers, cant have been that big mistakes xD
watches sustainable pedestrian-friendly urban design videos, glances around at a car-centric city siiiiiigh
why do I watch these videos, they just make me more disappointed in this city
How do you know how many fingers we all have....
Dun dun dunnnn
can't even get consistent bike lanes along all major arterial roads

literally the lowest bar and they trip over it
I said "High five!" and noone replide "four...."
😉
oooonnneeee...
twooooo....
twelve!
They're all asleep or half asleep. Counting is hard
Hope it gonna release before the end of my hollidays x)
Sigh…
is it confirmed that some of the mega builds will be finally integrated into the base game? otherwise it would be such a waste of free ressources ....
???
that is a very strange way to phrase what is essentially a suggestion, lol
its funny how glaringly obvious deficiencies become when you start riding any sort of bike, powered or not, or try walking anywhere regularly. I used to ride a bike ages ago, but never paid much attention to these details
as I said ... it's basically free content that can be added for a full release ... not all of it ofc ... cause it has to fit in .. but a castle here ... a floating city there
I agree that UGC is super cool
what mega builds?
who decided what builds to use? lol
i don't understand what you mean
I think you might underestimate the amount of work to import this free content into the game
it would even argue that some of those mega builds are perfect for themed quests
I thought it could be done as blueprint copy&paste
please dont. the map is for everyone to put their own stamp on it.
not having been rebuild by the ground up
for a quick and dirty comparison, you might be aware we're adding water sources and small water pieces to existing biome
so we're just adding bits of water, and maybe some water sources
I don't really want other people's builds on my map other than the devs of course.
if you want those mega build. simply ask for a copy of the world safe. and then do ur thing with it
now you may quickly imagine that if those bodies of water intersect with player build, the results are a bit of a clustertruck as soon as the game starts simulating time passing again, because that water will start moving
does that mean the kindle wastes is gonna have a few tiny oasis 🤔
That's like someone wanting fanfic intigrated into a show
downloaded some of those worlds the other day. they are gorgeous and prolly more than devs could develop in the same time
when it comes to map building
thats the point of the game...
I,m not sure about the specific treatment for each biome, sorry! I hope so though because it sounds super cool!
Ok, well then download them. That doesn't mean everyone wants them in their world
true horrors beyond mortal comprehension are formed this way
but yeah essentially there are multiple questions that we have to ask ourselves whenever we add a dungeon here or there where players might have already built, or be wanting to build (sorry again lili)
lemme ask you one thing. what's your favorite part about the current base world?
Yeah...
like name any location/building
so now imagine we're adding HUGE BUILDS with a very specific editorial line (eg: LOTR stuff) to player worlds?
Do you mean zone? or what?
the world. its the sandbox for our own imagination
"surprise newbies, here's Minas Tirith in your level 3 world. Have fun!!"
let alone the jurisdictial problems that could bring lol
yeppers
most players tend to build their bigger bases around Fenrig's farm, on the western side of the map
Wow, offensive much? 😄
it's a choice location
exactly what I wrote. favorite building
Plus already good build spots are at a premium. Don't need more stuff filling that up.
There will be two new Hollow Halls correct?
I like the Hollow Halls
anyway. short answer no. long answer no. people wanna build their own stuff
you wrote location/building. You're moving the goalposts* a tiny bit there
One for Summits and one for Water biome
brb the cats are rioting downstairs
We can assume, but nothing certain yet said.
my cats are going to riot if I don't feed them
also like... what? the whole controversy would instantly put a part of the com at war.
"no they need to use my build! no mine! no ours! you smell! mimimi!"
i cannot wait for harvest homestead to have water flowing through the mud
they're demanding more treat dispensing
this unicorn person sounds incredibly entitled.
whatever. questions answered. letz move on
you see mine is the imperial city around the Fell Wispwyvern boss
and locations like this are big enough for unique themed quests
... even building like sky city ... are nothing like minas tirith. they are not tied to a specific franchise or anything
OK but I'd still rathe be able to build my own stuff.
-Forrest Gump voice-
I like buildannng
however, they are, thematically, emphatically not Embervale
anyway we do have on the roadmap a feature that'll allow players to visit other worlds
but I doubt that even if we end up seeing something akin to a blueprint function, that it would work on such a scale as to be able to import someone's base
i still dont see how teleport to other worlds is any different than just quiting out of a map and loading into a new one.
there is value in the diegesis character of it, I suppose
¯_(ツ)_/¯
"diegetic" means "in-world", as in, "the music in this movie is playing on the protagonist's car stereo"
exegetic is the opposite, where "there is music pumped at you, the audience. The hero is not hearing it"
i think about that concept a lot
as many times i get cool fight scenes in my head listening to music.
here's a fun LotR trivia bit for the nerds
The French man is teaching us English..... That's a sad statement for American education
to be fair this is based on a Greek term soooooo
its all Greek to me
lol
(though i knew what that meant)
All English is based on another language, that isn't new
yeah, English likes to corner other languages in dark alleys and rifle through their pockets for loose vocabulary
don't tell anyone but it's turtles all the way down
I did too but I'm sure there were a few who didn't
Those turtles. Always getting into everything
Those turtles really slow things down...
will the final gorge next to the imperial city finally be accessible btw?
There's a george? Cade has a brother?!
I was trying so hard not to mention George
I'll do it for you, you get paid to be nice ^^
no it's Spider Georg
the guy who eats 10000 spiders in his sleep every year and messes up the data
boo-urns I almost got the copypasta right https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiders_Georg
"Spiders Georg" is an Internet meme that began circulating on the microblogging website Tumblr in 2013. It was created by Max Lavergne as a humorous post involving a common misconception about the average number of spiders accidentally swallowed per year by each human. The post saw an increase in popularity the following year, and the format of ...
three guesses as to where the next biome might be located
Southeast?
gosh, its so hard to guess
north of the mountains! MORE MOUNTAINS!
its clearly to the WEST
south, below starting point!
there is a really advanced feature called filtering. you should try it
That's half a sensible answer though... it's not allowed.
Oooooh lord
buddy I don't have a filter
that's why I'm so good at my jerb
Smh 🤦♀️
You do CUB, honestly it works well most of the time 😄
wait we are getting to explore the flying castle?
you wish
picking fights with the top dog is never a good idea.
i do wish
flying castle is getting towed
funny how I didn't start them
but you did
this isn't a fight
came in here making bizarre demands.
There's no fights.
fighting? where?! 🍿
your tiny bubble is just hostile to someone asking if mega builds will be integrated into the game
if there IS a fight im selling popcorn
that's next level of degen and toxic
how much for a portion?
make your own megabuild. thats the entire point of the game.
one of Van's coins probably
you came in here making the broadest assumption possible about a new feature and then argued in a circle about it being obvious and easy. it's not the fast lane to making friends
might have one, idk tho
I really like caramel corn
sells well at my store
thatll cost you extra
now you're calling people degens and toxic. I would strongly advise changing tack because this isn't really working out and I'm sure if you did you'd be a welcome addition to the tiny bubble
we've got like half a dozen brands or more of popcorn, bagged and make-it-yourself
I have a few of Vans coins
He just doesn’t know I took them
do i have Van coins?
shhh, he'll find out
Here you can have some Sammy 🙌🏼 🪙
Do you want Van coins?
he's like a dragon with those coins
for pop corn? hell yeah
we all want van coins, thats apparently how much popcorn from endalrin costs

I know the secret entrance to his stash, it'll just cost you food to get the answer out of me.

🍕
Is that a new emoji ??
That.... might work....
(The coin one)
🐗
The coin one? It's been around a while now.
Lili made it i believe.
That's the first emoji I made for Van. The other side of the coin is the Queen. It's on my Discord
It’s awesome. I wish I noticed it before I’d have used it a lot lol
on This server:
On my server: 
shiny
I made both for Van
my usual korean burger place is closed, how will I cope
permenantly?
look at this dude, having a korean burger place
Huff it. 
who knows, it's a dark kitchen so it's not like they have socials
Right ? Lmao
I’ve seen Korean corn dog and I wanna try those for sure
I hate losing resturants. I still crave stuff from a couple resturants that are gone and I haven't quite cracked recreating the recipes
it tends to have korean fried chicken instead of a patty
there's Korean BBQ I assume its related
not at all beyond "it's korean"
korean fried chicken being... fried chicken but usually coated in some really spicy sauce
hmm
You might like Nashville Hot chicken then
I used to live near Paris so I was spoiled for choice when it came to delivery options
Nashville hot chicken is soooooo good
but now in a medium city it's like... well there's burgers... and pizza... and bad sushi...
I make a helathier air fryer version.
tell me about Nashville hot chicken
I need to utilize my air fryer more…
But sometimes I make it and put it on ramen so I have Nashville Hot Katsu Ramen
Jeeez now I’m starting to sweat lol
It's spicy fried chicken. Usually there is a sauce but sometimes it's more just spicy fried.
is video star a content creator role or just a ping role?
ping role
I feel like it’s used with honey too, right? Or am I wrong
content creators have a dedicated discord server
Like a hot sauce honey mix
Not really
I have never had honey in it
maybe someone makes it that way
I’m trippin
(I don't like honey)
You have described me perfectly here.
Well i live in Nashville and I love Spicy food so I have had a good bit of it
Lmao you’re great 🤣
I feel like I’ve had a Nashville hot chicken that was like hot but had a sweetness to it I can’t explain. And it had those pickles with it. Or again maybe I’m just malfunctioning and it wasn’t meant to taste sweet at all
Hmm.. either way now I’m craving it lol
so i looked at youtube but i couldn't find anything proper so i'm gonna ask it here: are there any nice prefab/base locations in blackmire preferably where the sunlight also reaches the surface 🙈
no clue
I mean, given how the shadows follow the sun.... it's a big ask
When it comes to Blackmire… I wouldn’t know what to tell you lol
That place is covered in shade. Because of…. 🌳
i did see the dev test area outside the barrier which looks nice but i rather build inside the borders !
Unless using some cheat engine you wouldn't be able to build outside the border anyway
tried to pull up the embervale map on mapgenie... ended up with a google maps tab open 
some wires are definitely a lil crossed up here
Why don't you just use the wiki map? Using mapgenie sounds odd
-goes to street view and sees Vukah in the middle of a ritual of sacrifice
no specific reason tbh, mapgenie does allow to zoom out more though
Is that one even up to date? Haven't looked at it
I heard date? Is only a up away from update. 
You have to go to the back of the line first then you can ask
You know that won't stop me!
I yelled from the back of the line my entire life, thus why we get coins!
That's not how it happened
But in my head
Stop dreaming then
OK. 
Never dreamt anyway
WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE?!!!
My husband used to get Nashville hot chicken on sweet potato waffles, they gave you syrup to put on it. This was in Texas and he really liked it.
dang so they really holding out on this October update huh? Guess its gonna be a Halloween update haha
We will see 🤷♀️
10 days.....
They only said it was coming in October, not that it'd be here 
we can start swim over 10 days 🙂
i am probably the first one asking this, but is there any specific dates for the newest update ? :KAPPA:
Yes, you're the first one to ask that, congratulations.
looks like there is a smell of sarcasm on both ends.
I had thought i would make a drinking game for the “update when?” questions but i would die from alcohol poisoning so fast.
My reply comes with the answer by default, no matter what's said ^^
I can feel my liver shrivel just thinking about the number of shots id have to take.
Don’t feel bad or anything. Lol truly you were probably the 2,378th person to have asked today 🤣
I was just trolling. I know how these update topics work with communities. But announcements do work wonders even tho its being statesd that we gotta wait longer, so only 2,000 people ask for it instead of 2378 😭
It’s still early.. it’ll be min 10,000
lol
facts
As the pin says, they'll announce it when they can announce something with certainty. To announce anything otherwise is a fools errand 😄
- A large number of people refuse to read available info
- a large number of people seem to lack the understanding of its still not the end of October
- a small number of people are just entitled snd demanding twits
- people need to learn patience and chill
Just saying, that you cant blame people asking for it then, also different communities - not all of them pin that 😄
instead of 'large' it should be disturbing
No ones blaming people for asking ^^
21st isnt the end of october? i think i missed something in commonsense
some people have claimed that
The person who called me madam seemed convinced the month was over.
But they also called me madam so…. Clearly a screw loose
if were lucky
Accepting what information is... or isn't available is when things start to turn sour 😄
Well ma'am, you have Madam in your Name. 
my grapefruit is damn sour rn, do you like grapefruits?
he put it in afterwards
I was there, I seen it
The fruit itself? No, texture doesn't agree with me. The flavour? Love it.
Add some sugar!
the more people ask about the update the more the fishies swim away into the shroud
The more people ask, the more tears are diverted away from filling the water biome.
i know and i like the taste of it.. but i am not adding sugar nowhere artificially since i eat a lot of fruits and contained sugar is pretty high already 😮
Valid!
Thanks Madam!
Cans I help 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
Yes! We can co-Madam that shit
Yayyyy!
Not on this discord though. Rule #3
Co madams lol
I will call it a dentist office then.
i am lucky i didnt get banned for my update question that i considered a troll, I AM SOWWY!!
Co madams of the dentist office sounds BRUTAL
just read the rules again
It’s okay. It’s ironically relieving that it was a joke and not serious lol
Amazing how often people are dead arse serious
It takes a lot more than that to get banned around here 😄
Don't edge me
Lmao whaaaat
Ugh i need to go be productive and clean and unpack/organize more crap.
So what are you guys doing while waiting for the update, still playing in the shroud or playing different games?
I’ve been reading a ton of really inappropriate dark fantasy romance books lmao
I moved to Spain during the lull lol thats what ive been doing. No time for games lately 😭
@near breach come help me unpack 🫠
I just stand in my base spinning 360° circles and waiting for the update
I was refusing to buy battlefield 6 because i dont want to support EA... i failed badly and bought it yesterday, cant lie - Sniping is so good in that game. Its my first BF ever.. also it's been year since i played CoD - since i dont support their "work" anymore aswell xD
blessings with all of your to-do's!
I’ll help you unpack while I tell you about this crazy plot and main character that’s in this book I’m currently reading . It’ll be like telling campfire story
Update then? 
update who?
See it’s not cute when you do it. No more coins for you.
It's Tuesday. Can we all do a group prayer that the come and goers don't know about the Tuesdays update trend. Doesn't matter what you pray to, it can be labubus if that's your thing
(I’m kidding)
dont pray for this 🙂
Any recommendations? 
I’m kiddinggg 💕💕
I'm praying that they DONT know content usually drops on Tuesday. Cuz if they do, chat is gonna be a warzone today 😭😭😭
I’m reading Haunting Adeline right now.. and phew 😅 it’s amazing.
Not a fantasy … but it’s great
literally the first result "dark romance recommendations" in google
I have a love hate relationship with EA. I hate them. But I ended up loving Skate. I want BF6 as soon as I can get it. And I am a FIEND for the UFC games. They're like my Madden or 2k
Sounds like i wont be able to sleep afterwards 
Hunting Adeline sounds even better.
That’ll be my next read after I finish the first of the duet. It’s amazing so far
one thing i hope for is sponges so we can clear out the prismarine temples or create atlantis type builds
It’s def highly rated.
Obviously I’m going to have to halt my reading when the update comes out. Lol also… bloodlines 2 came out I believe… but I have to wait to buy that
i only have 1 game from them and its for honor
oh yeah i never noticed the wow trailer shows half diagonal blocks and i just figured this out today 😭
For honor is Ubisoft 😭😭
im currently rereading my favorite manga that ive never actually properly read from beginning to end due to not hsving vol 5 right away but man i get 5-10 minutes of reading in the morning and then my brain shuts off.
mb wrong thingy, ubisoft likes to throw purchasable stuff in my face to, i dont own EA stuff
Yes Ubi is egregious with the microtransactions. I own a crap ton of Ubi games tho
I've just never been suckered into XP boosts etc etc
wait i used to have a EA game, plants versus zombies 2
I hope Farcry 7 isn’t set in yet ANOTHER tropical location 😩
ESPECIALLY not for single player games which is all I play. But they still do add MTX into their single player stuff
I'm hearing they're trying some weird stuff..... like the story being set on a real world 72 hour timer
God please no timers …
It's an odd rumor and I'm hoping it's nothing more than that 😅😅
But if you look into that you'll see a lot of articles about a possible timer
Games with timers … ugh no thank you
Call me crazy but a FC primal sequel would be sick
Someone had mentioned how cool a medieval Farcry would be and I could get behind that. I know it wasn’t very popular but I LOVED primal
I liked primal a lot despite the issues. It's like a 7 to me, but a really fun 7
Mideival Farcry would be siiiccckkkkkkk
It really would be.
If you haven't played the avatar game I recommend it if you're a Farcry fan. It's literally avatar Farcry but Pandora is phenomenal visually
It plays exactly like Farcry though
I’m awaiting Subnautica 2 as much as the water update.
I haven’t played that game yet but it looks very visually pleasing
Embracer gonna can it before we get it 😭😭😭
Hope not but 2026 is around the corner.
It's a stand out on the visuals. And they're adding third person this December
And imo a game set in Pandora shouldve been third person from the get go because of how much there is to look at
Plus if there’s character creation, it should be mandatory in any game that has it to have the option for 3rd person
Yep you can create your own Na'vi 🙂
It’s been a WHILE since I played Cyberpunk but I remembered that there was no third person even though that was possibly the most extensive character creator of any game I’ve played. Lol
This was one of my big gripes with cp2077. They have this crazy in depth character creator just for you to never see your character
Omg
Wow 🤣🤣🤣
We are on the same page 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
lol
Thats what the mirrors are for! 
Brain cells linked up
Yeah I’m like.. how come I can make this super hot chick and I can’t even see her while I’m playing and shooting people 🤣🤣🤣
Do you remember mafia 3 mirrors 🤣🤣
I always felt more connection to my character im cyberpunk because i only saw it in the mirror - just like in real life
One of the most notorious mirrors in games
Right but they'll let you adjust your privates
Like where is all this depth leading to 😭😭
Let me goon over my characters !! lol
That's fair I've seen a large portion of people who agree with you
Thats what photo Mode is for🤣
It works sometimes like for me it mostly works in call of duty type games where the protagonist is inconsequential or just not that deep. Like dying light as much as I love the franchise. I'm not playing it for character depth
I'm playing it to drop kick zombies
Oh I've popped in at an odd time hahahaha
I took a sick day today and I've never felt more free
Gooning is not odd in 2025
It’s okay, just pop in on my heavily modded Skyrim and fallout games and goon over my characters I made there 🤣🤣🤣
I take pride in it personally 🤣🤣
Keep Jac AWAY from Skyrim VR
Nooooo
Made a great Jolie lookalike in Ghost Recon - also my favorite sniping game.
Oh btw guys there was a meteor shower early early this morning at about 3:30 and I freaking saw THREE shooting stars
Last time I saw one I was like 14 and I only saw 1
You can take the girl away from the goon but you can’t take the goon away from the girl 🤣🤣🤣
Awe I missed the meteor shower /:
Better have made three quality wishes.
Forgot about that
do not ever get between a lady and her foodies... u gonna regret it :3
Pun and literal
It was a typo /: lol but you’re right
Double entendre or something?
same with the gooning but there u at least have SOME rights... not so when it comes to her snacks xD
Oh yeah give me a pizza and a way to goon and I’m happy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kicking my feet like a lil kid
I am unsure if i should goggle the word goon. It feels like it doesnt mean what i think it does
Yeah… it means something different these days than what I’m sure you’re used to
Or if you do go incognito first
grab her phone.. get a sideeye... grab her snacks. better call an ambulance :3
The question is if i need to Google the word to check if i need to clean up this Chat
If you have a partner, it's what you do for them
The most innocent explanation I can think of 🤣
not realy. its pretty much harmless thirsting over aesthetics
It’s not THAT bad lol 😝 it does imply things though
Oh no it's not like that 😭😭
It's more meme culture than anything 🙂
You’re good Ao, we wouldn’t make your job hard c:
we wouldnt?
You wouldnt?
We make everyone's job hard
Well, I wouldn’t
y'all need a time out
Aight, back to work
knows what the term means... 
I’ll go hide in a corner /: lol
says the reapergremlin in the house :3
Huh? I mean
Idk anything about anything
Reapergremlinvampirecatlemming?
eyyyy you finaly embrace it xD
I should change my name to that lol
I had considered putting "No water update yet" in my name but Cross has that covered.
welcome to join
There is a Limit to the number of letters though!
yo fellas some of my friends are considering to start another server i was wondering if there was any news for the next update? or like any ETA, since we aint feeling like it if a big update is coming
@civic zenith
oh here we go
the more the funnyer. also cant be there all the time. cod already joined aswell :3
time to put on armor
i mean i looked at news nothing since august
Hehehehe you said goon
Update 7 is slated for this decade
I was waiting to tag Cross as a response hahaha
which means there's no news yet
Here you go Cross
They hope to have news this week.
Update today?
nope
sometimes devs chat about updates in their discord before announcing it etc
Are you sure about that
yes
When there is news, this chat will be very busy about it. And then it will go back to normally scheduled nonsense.
for that, you'll see stuff in the pinned messages in the upper right
100% sure?
i guess thats a no then rip
250%
It wouldn’t let me add lemming for good reason
I have a theory that it’s today
hopefully this will clear things up about the update #the-tavern message
There is no water update in Ba Sing Se
A GAME THEORY
doubt.jpg
Wouldn’t it be more interesting if they just kept updating and adding stuff without notice?
No it doesn’t tell when it is
it tells the reason as to why there is no date yet ?
Yeah but I don’t want the reason
I want update 😛
He did say hoping for more news this week, which insinuates no update this week Lol
Gimme water
That won't happen though
game fans when the devs care about their game
We have no set date and have yet to receive any concrete news since the trailer. We hope for October but we're preparing for "2025-ish"
I think I read somewhere here that they don't have the budget for that or something. Like planning the releases makes more fiscal sense for them than shadow dropping
You read that here: #the-tavern message
CUB said that the other day
You don’t think they will stick to the original promise of October?
Clutch, thank you
What promise?
I pinned it for just this occasion.
They only said coming October, they didn't say it'd be here 😉
of course... anything is possible (within the constraints of physics)
Make the trailer playable for those who need a quick fix. 😆
the announcement trailer that I watched literally live at the game awards show they showcased their trailer and promised October release
I was wondering if you think that won’t happen
They put a month in the trailer due to needing to put something in for Gamescom. They've been working hard for it, but as was also said the other day... #the-tavern message
Maybe
Strong maybe.
It's almost as if people point to the pinned comments for reasons 😄
They hope for October. We may not see an October release.
I don't have any concrete answers, to be fair. The testers, CMs, and mods relay what they know when it's appropriate.
💪 
They can't reveal anything tho
We relay what we can that's not under NDA.
Ugh 🙄
I want water
And greatswords
Tel them to just release it unpolished
Patience is a virtue.
Promise is a strong word. Unless they also drew blood for a blood promise orrrrr the more SOLID pinky swear.
Indy dev. Stuff takes time. Game is built on a custom engine. Water is incredibly complex.
I'm cool with a delay,
"a delayed game is eventually good, but a rushed game is forever bad"
That's like a staple gaming quote right there that I always think about when these things come up
Great water swords! 
They're also doing something that i don't think has been done in the gaming industry to date....
Think I will start on an ice castle while I wait for water. 😎
otherwise. stuff happens and they're allowed to adjust on the fly
delivering quality?
Flowing water with actual physics in a voxel game is indeed a new thing.
Voxel water with the physics from that trailer are amazing.
They made a sacrifice to all-father Odin and the seer told them October it would be released
Ummm I'm sorry but Mindseye has water in it. Credit where credit is due
No it not
Clearly it is... Sigh
I know nothing of mindseye, is that a voxel world?
New world had no water swimming mechanics they promised to add it with their new update and did
Frick bad reference
Idk what virtue means but no it not
No it's a triple A third person shooter that came out this year that is notoriously terrible 😭😭
well I hope the rest of your week doesn't disappoint you further 👋
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From ex R* devs, was slated as a "GTA Killer" and then the game ended up killing itself in the end
ok
😄 Yea, many games have water, i'm just not aware of any that have dynamic water in a voxel world 😉
well I have to do work EWWWW before I can play boooooo
what qualifies as dynamic water?
Id bet there's none with what update 7 is offering
Has anyone ever said, instead of "When is the update?" but rather, "Is the update good?"
I mean BOundless has water. It flows down and tumbles around the terrain
Essentially free flowing and not constrained within the voxel world.
but it's kinda bland..no waves or spraying foam
Rising world I thought they had it and that’s a survival crafter
I think whats particular about this is the water doesn't seem to be voxel based. All physics
Voxel based games, like Minecraft and Enshrouded, don't usually have real physics water in them. It's difficult to implement. Keen thought it might be impossible.
But they've pulled it off. It's an impressive feat. But it's also probably requiring a lot of time to polish.
And greatswords too
Yes. But I'm saying how voxel games are unique in this.
Plenty of games have water and are in the Survivalcraft genre. But they're not all voxel based.
I can’t send images but Rising world has it
But it has forced first person camera L
A lot of games in the survival craft genre also suck. And I'm saying that as a survival game fiend 😅😅
I tried some other ones but enshrouded is the only one I’ve ever played that has good combat
After looking at that game on Steam, I don't believe it's voxel based.
coming to this game after playing a run through of palworld feels like waking up from a nightmare when it comes to building 💀
Sadly it's a genre that you have to be careful with your investments with. Both time and money. Because so many end up just becoming shovelware essentially
It is if you hit the ground it dents that’s specific spot u can dig a whole however you want
From the trailer on the steam page, it looks more like they do water the same way Valheim does, that's not dynamic water in this sense.
Keen is an impressive developer and enshrouded is an impressive game 💕
The building is why I refunded PalWorld.
Your name is my entire phone screen
is the water update meant to come out this mouth sometime?
Good 😈
Read the pins please.
Maybe.
depends on the situation tho
I just realized lmao
lowkey valid 😂 it's so horrendous, especially since i went from modded valheim to mc to palworld before this - palworld has probably the Worst building i've ever seen in my life
LMAO
Apparently they might push it back instead of releasing it when they said they would people are saying that
pins?
It’s possibilty
I'm gonna start referring to my mouth as this mouth
yes, the pins in the chat
This mouth needs food in it
Go clean your October.
Not entirely. The water in Valheim is actually an illusion in most cases. The world map is a flat plane of water and what they do is build up terrain to cover it, which is why if you can dig down far enough you'll always hit water.
the pin at the top of the chat window
ive been holding out for it all mouth haha
Pinned comments for the channel - #the-tavern message Specifically.
ohh right haha cheers
Me too 💔
That's what i mean, in the trailer for Rising world, that's what looked like was happening as well ^^
If you drag your mouth you will hurt your tounge and get filth in it
ok I am going to bed
We are an unruly lot
It’s fun 🤩
What that mean
The early morning crew gets wild
Goodnight Lili! 🦇
But idk if it's early morning for all of you
It is for me
I’m close behind ya. The sun is out… good thing for blackout curtains
Same it's 7:37am for me
Negative aura LOL
Those images didn't last more than a second.
When is IRL getting the wait update?
After Sand Update.
Wait of the timer
I shall crawl into the darkness and prowl until the night creeps in once more
lol
it can’t be that hard to code the water stuff can’t they just ask Chat GPT
that’s what I do for school
And it’s always right
Jac proceeds to walk in a circle for seven hours straight
That was a good one lol
Its all fun and games until Amazon's entire Internet dies
Jac lights trashcan on fire and drinks whiskey from the bottle while rocking back and forth in the shower with the lights off
Is it normal to october being so long 😁
I see you have upgraded from shower beer
Told you this month was draggin ass
Dark showers are dope sometimes tho
Phrasing
shower with the lights off is the most distressing thing of this entire sentence
Month. Whoops
Not the trashcan fire in the bathroom?
Emulating night time rain is very calming for some people
When I was super sick with nasuea recently showering with only some LED strip lights on in the bathroom was an experience. I was taking showers often to help the nausea
Listening to the rain at night is one of my favorite things. It's incredibly calming
It's what I wish we could extend rainstorms in game
I just want to sit in my house and watch the rainfall in my village I built
Listen to ASMR on TikTok to sleep it’s so good
👀
I like to pretend I’m in a dark alleyway in downtown Detroit while I await my return to this discord
Is there a mod for better weather ingame?
Damn no update news? Guess nan stays in the cage
😭😭😭
Those alleyways are less and less seedy every year.
I live in metro Detroit area and I love it here.
You got more than a nose exhale from me. I laughed at this
It’s my job to sow the seed
never been to detroit but chicago had a nice layer of unease to it, especially around the trains
seems like we probably won't get the new update this month? 😔
Maybe! Maybe not.
Read pins.
i read it
Strong maybe.
I was surprised discord didn't get wrecked. Unless it did and I just wasn't affected
It comes when it is ready better that way then buggy shit
i feel like you lost 80% of the people asking at 'read' 😭
Ah yes… bring on the unease. I should make my dark shower cold.
None of us can say anything different until we hear more ^^
I cannot in good conscience reply to this ^^
Why do I see you grabbing a shovel in midwinter, busting the ice open on a lake, and dipping in?
Like I've done this. It was the most alarming feeling ever hahaha.
Instant fight or flight
That’s because I would do this… you are quite the smart fellow
Apparently they might push it back instead of releasing it when they said they would people are saying that
October was never a hard date.
bro never saw what happened with cyberpunk when fans forced the release date
-weather says cold front is coming in
“Ahh wonderful, time to find my bathing suit”
October is a hard date it has aura
Maybe they meant October 2026. 😳
Cold showers after working in humidity when it's like 98 with a heat index of 103 is amazing but those are my very specific conditions for cold showers
Then I’m just gonna go bald
I have friends that have done scuba in the cold with dry suits. They said it was a remarkable sensation at first.
I repeat my earlier comment. They only said it was coming in October, not that it'd be here 😉
I remember cyberpunk was so badddd but they promised that release date they didn’t have to do that
CDPR promised multiple release dates and still flopped the launch Lol
I have more trust in this team than I do any other developer. I say let them cook. It’ll be fine
I love my glitchy and goofy depressing dystopia game.
Life* haha you accidentally typed game
Cyberpunk and Bladerunner are vibes
I've always said, only thing i need in life is the laughter of my fiance and the random faceless strangers on the internet to fulfill me
HAHAHAHA
One out of two ain't bad
genuinely blown away at just the beginning sections of the game after first playing it two days ago, i'm 100% down for any delays they say they need
You will make her laugh one day
Just keep repeating the same joke over and over
Its like he knows me
You are wronggggg for this lmao which tells me you indeed have a gf 🤣
If they delay because u told them it’s fine I will break all ur flame alters
Yup 🤣🥳
Did you guys see that graveyard in the Kindlewastes that had a fence around it?
We'll tell them to delay just because it'll make you unhappy ^^
Who is this stranger?
Why put a fence around a graveyard? Are people.. dying to get in?
Where is Cod
Badum tsss
The update chased him away.
Buh dum tssss 🥁
Imagine how bad the chat would be if that happened tho
October has been rough on the testers, mods, and CMs.
Let's just hope they're not dying to get out
I didn’t even see this lmao!!
Spoopy month
Wtffffff 😭😭
Are we sisters
Like I said they should try using chat gpt more cause it helps with school and stuff a lot
It'll be no better or worse either way, in the grand scheme of things.
Are we related? Do my parents have some explaining to do????
Omg! 😱
Are you kidding me
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
this must be an npc 😭
I end up telling the same joke to each gal I meet while dating. ONE DAY someone will laugh at the joke.
No it's July 7th 😭😭
Using chat gpt for learning is like using a toddler foot-car to get your learner's permit
Hello... Any news on the update ?
Oh mines June 24th lmao
Read the pinned comment please ^^
What’s the joke?
You excited that they’re adding crabs in the next update??
lowkey the footcar would be better, gpt for learning is just asking to completely fail 😭
Yes maybe we'll have some sort of telepathic communication with them
The joke has some lead up to it, But it eventually ends with saying "And so I burned my tongue and now I no longer can pronounce my:"
And then I just say some garbled gibberish.
Because I no longer can pronounce whatever I was going to pronounce.
It sounds better when its said aloud
But I think I'm the only person to ever laugh at it
I’ve never frowned harder in my life
HAHAH
I use chat GPT for my math classes cause 10th grade math Is like impossible
worst part about today is that i'm stuck at work for the next 11 hours
I think we will. I plan to have an army of them.
for the sake of my sanity i will assume this is a joke.
oh no.....
That is a damn shame honestly. If 10th grade math is too hard you're in for a real rude awakening when you start a job.
i honestly can't tell bc they've said it multiple times seemingly in full seriousness
I remember I was taking geometry in 10th. God I can’t believe that’s well over a decade ago now.
our society is doomed.
DOOOOOOOMED
I mean I survived calculus and I vehemently despise math.
But that was also 13 years ago.
10th grade math has me doing geometry and stuff I’ll never use
I didn't graduate
It’s so hard
So EFF IT
you'll never use it with that attitude*
Geometry might be the most important part of my job.
Jk finish school
I’m gonna do ppls nails for a job
Dool....
I did ok and I didn’t even have algebra.
tho i dont use any math other than basic addition in my job tbf - cardiac telemetry is pretty easy
My job is alllll math. All the time. HOWEVER… it’s all basic maths. Just gotta be quick and do it all in your head.
Such an unfortunate crop job
Hopefully that goes good for you, it seems cosmetology stuff can be a lucrative business
geomotree was easy minus theoroms.
You say that but you'd be shocked how often i use geometry in my hobbies lmao. As a DM in a D&D 5e game, the number of times I've used geometrical reasoning in 3 dimensional spaces is honestly shocking and I both love and hate it.
"If my character is 30 feet high and the target is 45 feet away but on the ground, can a spell with a range of 60 feet reach them?"
Ikr my moms friend does nail stuff and she gets to live in LA
Unfortunately it goes along with other arts. It can be lucrative if you’re good and in the right place at the right time
The answer is no, come to find out.
Oh that makes sense actually and OMG I love D&D
But the purpose of these courses is not that you walk away knowing specific mathematics by heart.
The purpose is that you get exposed to many topics. That your mind is ready to explore different facets of life and have some basis of understanding. You may not enjoy mathematics, language arts, or chemistry, but it pays off to have an inkling of what these fields encompass.
Wdym tho the game tells you how to do the stuff you don’t have to do math for Baldurs gate 3
Frame what you want to learn in the scope of a hobby and you'll be shocked how easily it begins to make sense.
He's talking table top
Especially when you start using terms and settings you love.
"i love dnd" and this sentence do not go hand in hand
You gotta apply reasoning in real time yourself with table top
You’re the best dad. Thank you for your wisdom 🫡
I love D&D I have like 200 hours in Baldurs gate 3
Oh god I hope I'm not a dad