DEMO was better then the EA reborn

[radiant solar]

Then crank the settings yo. you don't need to be on ultra settings

[hollow widget]

me when i pretend to be dumb

[meager musk]

I AM ON THE LOWEST SETTINGS AND CANNOT OPEN PROGRESSION WITHOUT CRASHING.

[echo gull]

skill issue

[meager musk]

What fucking part is not getting into your head

[mellow dagger]

I feel like you guys dont understand how hard it is to program games like half sword

[meager musk]

I've already said I AM waiting

[mellow dagger]

get a course on game programming, its hell

[radiant solar]

The part where im supposed to care that you got shit settings with an equally as shit pc

[hollow widget]

i feel like you dont understand how easy it is to just not launch the game and keep wokring on it until its not a broken mess, it would actually be less work than launching the game

[mellow dagger]

thats unreasonably cruel

[meager musk]

No it's just true

[mellow dagger]

its a passion project man

relax

[hollow widget]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-patrick-star-dumb-stupid-compilation-gif-5357369242023304977

[radiant solar]

"broken mess" w exaggeration

Lol

[hollow widget]

it is abroken mess.

[tawny blade]

literally this thread right now

[mellow dagger]

Alright, i guess you guys just want to keep complaining and wont accept anything other than your opinions

[hollow widget]

the menus dont even work right

[mellow dagger]

im outta here

[hollow widget]

the physiscs doesnt work right

[keen veldt]

"it's not broken if i can play it smooth"

[hollow widget]

the game doesnt run right for 80% of people

[mellow dagger]

yeah because i know how hard programming is dude wtf

[meager musk]

Second part is also what you're doing but aight

[hollow widget]

its a broken mess.

[mellow dagger]

its not always a predictable thing

[radiant solar]

Im not 80% of the people. I get to shit on all the haters lol

[hollow widget]

congrats

[mellow dagger]

what are YOU not getting, i am saying programming is UNPREDICTABLE

[radiant solar]

Thanks bubba

[tawny blade]

bro we get it

[radiant solar]

Lmao

[dreamy tapir]

i have a 9070xt and a 9800x3d and i get like no frames when im actually trying to hit something lmao

[echo gull]

triple a studios ruined the concept of early access

[hollow widget]

that doesnt mean you HAVE to launch the game

[mellow dagger]

🤦‍♂️

[tacit rain]

and releasing a buggy mess is optional

[mellow dagger]

Yeah its because its easier to get a lot of people to play test the game and see if there are common bugs to fix

in the early access specially

[echo gull]

kinda the point of early access

[radiant solar]

Get rid of all low quality pink/white roles and ban everyone in this thread

[echo gull]

ppl who buy are the testers & provide funding

[mellow dagger]

^^

[hollow widget]

the game is not stable and does have major issues

[dreamy tapir]

i would have preferred waiting until February or even March if it meant we got something more optimized than the current version

[molten urchin]

I just have it cuz it's funny because i like fun

[radiant solar]

None yeah lol

[meager musk]

Then run a quick playtest instead of a paid launch

[echo gull]

not all delays are bc of testing

[tacit rain]

its also easy to make early access free and make full game paid

[mellow dagger]

They need funds to fund the game

[molten urchin]

you are saying that stable = optimized while that's not true

[mellow dagger]

the game cant be made if they cant fund the game

[tawny blade]

guys crazy theory they did it on purpose to watch us fight just like the spectators in the tourney its a lore arg kinda thing❗ ❗

[hollow widget]

they managed to work on it for 3 years without charging for it bro

[echo gull]

buying it is optional, refunding it if it doesnt reach ur expectations is also optional

[dreamy tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/ahoklollmao-of-course-ohhhh-oh-that-makes-sense-gif-11896286840118452668

[tacit rain]

lmao if i could i would

[hollow widget]

launching it broken was optional

[mellow dagger]

yeah and thats exactly why they're making it paid, to speed up the process by having funds

[keen veldt]

all a part of the jesters plan

[radiant solar]

Raccoon needs to understand that I'm smarter, richer, funnier and most importantly I'm always right

Red roles AM I RIGHT

[mellow dagger]

so true....

[echo gull]

nobody is forcing you to play it

[molten urchin]

Money doesn't grow on trees btw, this is probably a hobby project and today is the first cash they see for it

[meager musk]

Nobody has said otherwise

[tawny blade]

we are just like the zombies in the abyss

[dreamy tapir]

the zombies are cool i must frighin admit

[tacit rain]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-plinko-gif-23007413

[molten urchin]

People falling for the words of captain misinfo truly a master of his art...

[hollow widget]

"why are you upset the thing like is in shambles bro no one is forcing you to partake"

[keen veldt]

who is willie in this scenario

[hollow widget]

becasue its a thing i like and i dont want it in shambles tf??

[molten urchin]

raccoon

[radiant solar]

I've been lying about almost everything I've said but i have a job to uphold

[echo gull]

literally is a small team though, ea is misused by triple a studios

[mellow dagger]

Yeah i get it they should've worded it more carefully, but the good thing is that it has more potential to get even better bug-wise and performance-wise later on since it has its own engine that they can tweak and fix, it wont take long for them to fix the common bugs

[tawny blade]

a soul stuck in the game and we will be the enemies he fights

[radiant solar]

I'll admit it now though before people go batshit feral

[molten urchin]

but seriously can't people do anything else for a week or two

[hollow widget]

man if only they did those things during the last year and month

[meager musk]

If by wording more carefully you mean not just lying and failing to deliver

[radiant solar]

Mfs In this thread bloodthirsty

[molten urchin]

i didn't kill myself for this and i'm willing to wait because two weeks is nothing against months

[molten urchin]

We are in the arena it's all about bloodletting

but lord english is right tho

[tacit rain]

i did kill myself for this and im NOT willing to wait two weeks

[meager musk]

That's why we play this game bro

[molten urchin]

same thing happened with KCD and now it's PEAK

[mellow dagger]

Relax man, its an early access have some patience

[radiant solar]

Mfs before blood update

[mellow dagger]

they'll patch things up and it'll be playable

[molten urchin]

But it was broken in the first months

[mellow dagger]

true...!

[meager musk]

I am. I have said MULTIPLE times directly to you that I am waiting and returning after updates. That's not related to me saying this is a dogshit launch with no reasonable excuse.

[molten urchin]

you want a broken game?

play indian bike driving 3d

[echo gull]

peak

[radiant solar]

"BuT It ShOuld Be sTable NOw lOok aT thIs SteAm PoSt saYIng So"

[echo gull]

almost as good as moscow car driving simulator 2019

[molten urchin]

and what if they ran out of money to hire testers and we are paying to be the testers

[tawny blade]

guys someone make half sword in roblox

[mellow dagger]

Would it hurt for you to just calm down man? you could just be patient when indie teams make mistakes

[molten urchin]

it's impossible the lag makes sword slashers unplayable, look at the mordhau clone

[molten urchin]

everyone hated lord english that's natural

[meager musk]

Then be transparent about it. They said that the launch was being delayed to get the game to a more playable state and failed to deliver. THAT is what people are upset about.

[hollow widget]

well thats not what we payed for lmao we payed for a game thats " fully playable, stable, and already highly enjoyable. While you may encounter occasional minor bugs, there shouldn’t be any major issues"

[mellow dagger]

true

[tawny blade]

then lets just make a studio ourselves and make a better half sword

[dreamy tapir]

yea its kinda stupid to have to pay 20+ dollars for a game thats got a ton of issues and just be expected to let it sit in ur library collecting dust just to wait for updates to make it playable.

[keen veldt]

could run better

[mellow dagger]

lord english do be a fiend

[meager musk]

If they had been open then people wouldn't be raging nearly as much.

[meager musk]

I am calm. Swearing does not mean I'm not calm.

[radiant solar]

There's an excuse actually. They needed feedback on what and what doesn't need fixing. We paid them to be the testers. But now you get to play EA. you should be thankful son

[hollow widget]

if they said "guys the game is broken and it will take some time to fix it" instead of "The game is fully playable, stable, and already highly enjoyable. While you may encounter occasional minor bugs, there shouldn’t be any major issues." it would be an entirely different situation

[mellow dagger]

it really looks like you're balling your eyes out in rage rn

[molten urchin]

The devs had a powerhouse and didn't realise theory is still standing

[meager musk]

Cool, look harder.

[hollow widget]

that still means they failed to do their jobs lol

[mellow dagger]

ok so thats you calm?

im scared to see you when youre angry...

gulp

[dreamy tapir]

reddit

[molten urchin]

Yeah, that happens when it's your first big project and you fuck up

[radiant solar]

All you have is that single post. Keep clinging to it pal it's all you have

True

Incredibly true

Matter of fact

Factual

[tawny blade]

please stop the raging eugene

[tacit rain]

lmao its in the store page of course it should be used

[molten urchin]

what did you expect from the first game of an indie team that is made on UE5 don't play fool you knew what was coming

[hollow widget]

so why did they say "The game is fully playable, stable, and already highly enjoyable. While you may encounter occasional minor bugs, there shouldn’t be any major issues." and not "the game is broken and it will take some time to fix it but we hope youll stick with uts"?

[molten urchin]

i don't know, ask them

bitching won't make the answers fall from the sky

[radiant solar]

Because everything they said is factual and true that's why they said it. Also i ain't readin allat

Try hard

Calm down

[meager musk]

Neither will defending it

[flint knot]

They could have just given the demo new weapons, a few more postgame tiers with new Grete Champions and some more "Pick your next fight!" choices and sold that for like 15$
That would have been a better product ngl, and that was really what I was hoping the final game would have been

[mellow dagger]

Bro does NOT have mercy on a singular slip up

[hollow widget]

"singular slip up" and its the steam store page just lying to the consumer

[dreamy tapir]

lmao

[molten urchin]

Maybe

[meager musk]

When that slip up is a flat out lie and your game being in a broken, unplayable state (the exact opposite of what was promised)? Yeah, no

[indigo forum]

im gonna try half sword myself and see if all the negative rumours are true

[tacit rain]

what's your PC specs

[radiant solar]

Pink roles lovin me rn

Lol

[indigo forum]

5060ti 7900x

32gb

[molten urchin]

but this happened with Atlyss too, a single slip on balance and kisseff was almost killed, they fucked up and it's fucked yeah now they solve it and see what happens

what's done done

[tacit rain]

it'll run fine probably

[indigo forum]

i hope it does

[mellow dagger]

Yeah, slip ups happen man are you the slip up rulemaster....?

[indigo forum]

i really want to enjoy this but all the negative feedback is concerning

[molten urchin]

and i really doubt that it took you more that 2 hours to ser performance issues smh

[indigo forum]

ill give it 1 hour

[radiant solar]

It will mfs exaggerating

[tacit rain]

mostly the performance and that the saves don't really save

[hollow widget]

i think lying to the consumer about the nature of your product is more than a slip up

[indigo forum]

at the end of the day im still a hs fan

[mellow dagger]

bro you acting like they planned all of this to fuck over the consumer

[tawny blade]

guys the steam revievs went from negative to mixed 🎉 🎉

[tacit rain]

and that the demo and EA share the same app data file

[molten urchin]

what does homestuck have to do with this

[mellow dagger]

say that again?

[meager musk]

Why do you like high schools so much

[radiant solar]

W

[hollow widget]

yup im pointing out that they lied in the steam store page abnout the quality of the product and now im a conspiracy theorist about how they are trying to just akle our money and run. nice strawmna, get serious

[dreamy tapir]

its not like anyone wants this game to fail but when people have been waiting for this long and the first impression is this ofc people are gonna be pissed especially when the devs arent transparent about the state of their product before weve already bought the game lmao

[radiant solar]

Good job HS enjoyers

[mellow dagger]

I see.... i see hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[molten urchin]

Because he loves teaching the young and help them become the better versions of themselves and help the society

[flint knot]

This is exactly it

[wild roost]

lmao

[mellow dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/simpleflips-traitor-offer-surprised-lethal-company-gif-8833283378252117293

[flint knot]

Simpleflips jumpscare

[hollow widget]

dweeb try to engage in good faith and not misconstrue someones point challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL IN THE HOOD)

[dreamy tapir]

thug hunters notified

[tawny blade]

unipotimised*

[hollow widget]

unhippopotomized*

[meager musk]

https://tenor.com/view/you-tried-there-was-an-attempt-you-tried-sticker-the-more-you-know-gif-7869226

[mellow dagger]

i get caught up in the bit i cant resist doing bits . . . . . 😢

[echo gull]

the reddit has been notified

[molten urchin]

you were insulting people until you could cool another argument dude

[dreamy tapir]

reddit... we did it.

[molten urchin]

i wonder that they are saying there

[hollow widget]

except iw asnt

[mellow dagger]

Evil Spongebob

[radiant solar]

Dude you're doing too much i ain't even gonna lie. If you can't handle the factual statements of all HS enjoyers then you might as well just wrap it up because the game if not right now for you is enjoyable, it will be. Then you're gonna be in chat sayin "OHHHHH MY GOD HALF SWORD SO GOOD OHHHH"

[wild roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1356681506407452682/1414491104795168840/attachment.gif

[molten urchin]

being banned from reddit for being too woke was both a blessing and a curse

i used Twitter 3 minutes and died of cancer

[tawny blade]

guys big idea lets make this the most corny reddit 2019 like thread

[molten urchin]

but it already is isn't it

[keen veldt]

rick and morty

[tawny blade]

https://tenor.com/view/big-chungus-gif-21904924

[molten urchin]

i have a cool idea

[mellow dagger]

"guys i was there for half sword ever since the BEGINNING, i held its hand even through the hardest of struggles I AM THE #1 HALF SWORD FAN!!!!!"

raccoon in 2 months

[radiant solar]

"OH HALF SWORD THANK YOU HALF SWORD FOR BEING SO PEAK HALFSWORD" - raccoon in the following weeks

[keen veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/dankjerry-tom-and-jerry-jerry-dank-gif-18715520

[molten urchin]

refund half sword and buy cruelty squad, it has better graphics and music and controls

[tawny blade]

you sir have won the internet

[radiant solar]

@stoic spindle

[tacit rain]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-true-soyjak-wojak-gif-14828627546768133163

[mellow dagger]

refund half sword and give the 20 bucks to me . . . . .

[molten urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-mine-grapes-no-touchy-don't-touch-gif-8276639324165057901

[mellow dagger]

🙂

[meager musk]

I'll steal you

[keen veldt]

take my updoot

[radiant solar]

I love you

[gray viper]

I don't think we are supposed to get the tabard

[radiant solar]

Genuinely

I do

[mellow dagger]

i'll GET YOU!!!!!!!!!

GRAAA

[hollow widget]

yeah, if you stick with something through thick and thin youre a true fan wtf are you on about

[meager musk]

https://tenor.com/view/sword-gif-25922591

[hollow widget]

stolen

mine now

[mellow dagger]

He did not get the joke . . . . sigh . . . .

[tacit rain]

minecraft frotting?

[mellow dagger]

🙄

[meager musk]

I typed swords in the gif search bar and it was the FIRST gif

[radiant solar]

Dude

[molten urchin]

No, me better, it's 10 dollars where i live so i can do a 10 dollar reinvest

[radiant solar]

NOT COOL MAN

NOT COOL

[hollow widget]

already favorited it

[molten urchin]

announcing meme steal, i understand everything now

[hollow widget]

its mine now

[mellow dagger]

infinite money glitchhh yeaaa 🤑

[tawny blade]

guys idk if the @mellow dagger vs @hollow widget beef is ragebait or not

[echo gull]

https://tenor.com/view/cuck-cuck-chair-cuck-chair-technique-goated-cuck-chair-techniques-holy-gif-14336416679670959073

[tawny blade]

please help

[hollow widget]

he said something so stupid even his gang left him

[tacit rain]

not just a chair; a throne

[meager musk]

Yesn't

[mellow dagger]

we're in too many layers of irony you wouldn't get it . . . . .

[radiant solar]

Really? I couldn't tell

[molten urchin]

Instagram slang... everything checks

sorry sir

[radiant solar]

Crazy how realistic AI is getting these days

[molten urchin]

you are sick with epsteinus kirkinisness

[meager musk]

Exist

[echo gull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1434818245457875046/1466994471655837829/togif.gif

[mellow dagger]

Release the Einstein Formulas

[tacit rain]

release the half sword files

[molten urchin]

anyway, i'm going to meet a gay guy next week, don't know when but i'm going to do it, any tips

[mellow dagger]

release the half sword patch!!!!

[hollow widget]

my only tip is his tip lol

[tawny blade]

touch tips

[echo gull]

do the same as if it were a straight or bi one

[hollow widget]

ask him for tips lol

[mellow dagger]

idk but i'll friend you cuz you know who L.E is an that makes you cool in my book 🤓

[echo gull]

https://tenor.com/view/shit-brain-brain-dumb-quote-gif-5784685802451944354

[molten urchin]

when willie is making fun of me but i show him my cool long hair and his heart starts beating at 5fps

[indigo forum]

ok im lowkey digging it, fortunately im not having performance issues, shadows do look wonky, i think willies are too weak and the weapon handlings kinda weird, but im still having fun

[hollow widget]

i think id rather have a really big sandwhich

[molten urchin]

do you know prequel...

[mellow dagger]

yes....

[keen veldt]

highkey my game is playable now i just had to switch to directx 12

[hollow widget]

a rubber sanwhich

[tacit rain]

in a room full of sandwiches

[echo gull]

she rubber on my sandwich

[molten urchin]

Why does dx 12 lightning sucks so much i want to see :(

[hollow widget]

she sand on rubber till i which

[radiant solar]

Happy Markiplier day(release day of iron lung)

[tacit rain]

true sandwich

[echo gull]

multiplier❤️

[tawny blade]

what half sword ea does to a mf

[molten urchin]

ok lets talk about the newest lego batman

[tacit rain]

multiplier movie and half sword in the same day

[keen veldt]

she early on my access until i lag

[mellow dagger]

i think they should just add dx12 and dx11 to make dx23 so theres no bugs anymore

[molten urchin]

the game that asks for like 64gb of ddr5 ram

[hollow widget]

beautiful

[mellow dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-durr-durr-emoji-gif-15642131408825364614

[echo gull]

she multi on my plier💔

[dreamy tapir]

honey roasted peanut butter shandwitch... mmmm...

[hollow widget]

with banas and strawberry jelly

[echo gull]

a honey roasted this peanut butter?

[tawny blade]

when she half on my sword til i early access

[echo gull]

early accessing all over my screen🙏

[hollow widget]

i accessed to early

its everywhere

ITS COMING OUT

[echo gull]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-bartolozzi-our-brains-are-shrinking-our-brains-ascension-gif-1990741957393838955

[echo gull]

not this fuckaah song

[dreamy tapir]

they should add Tigrex as a champion for dis game i think

[echo gull]

d(evolved)

[hollow widget]

no they should add john sword as boss

[molten urchin]

what do you think about deep rock galactic new season

[dreamy tapir]

evolve

[radiant solar]

Who cares it's better now

[molten urchin]

it released yesterday

it's so cool

[echo gull]

https://tenor.com/view/ts-frying-me-gif-3716183680874971134

[tawny blade]

add jeffrey e. to the game a million sales in an hour

[molten urchin]

This thread is just people talking freely without slowmode

[hollow widget]

i think it launched buggy as hell with terrible performance

[dreamy tapir]

erm brainrot!!! brainrot not allowed!!! reddit assemble!!!

[radiant solar]

Perchance

[mellow dagger]

We have made amends, no more fighting

[echo gull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1434818245457875046/1466994471655837829/togif.gif

[hollow widget]

https://tenor.com/view/my-summer-car-suski-gif-6232649059720220113

[tawny blade]

please dont start again

[echo gull]

suski nude mod

[mellow dagger]

argumentbaiting, next 🙄

[hollow widget]

https://tenor.com/view/tree-eater-gif-27200347

bit of 87

[molten urchin]

tung tung sahut

[tacit rain]

triple t

[hollow widget]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-five-nights-at-freddys-5naf-fredbear-foxy-gif-16621026

[mellow dagger]

i wonder whats the mods' reaction to seeing this thread rn

[dreamy tapir]

man eater tung tun.. g .. gaahur..

[hollow widget]

the bit of 6 7?????

[echo gull]

https://giphy.com/gifs/rgull1t-he-made-a-statement-uSPPDm4ohXVzVEtZ5a

[tawny blade]

https://klipy.com/gifs/half-sword-lobotomy-willie

[radiant solar]

@hollow widget pretend i replied to that stupid fucking steam photo you kept sending

[hollow widget]

bro just posted a 10 year old meme

[mellow dagger]

Eridan would do ts

[molten urchin]

Instagram so trash i have to pullout tumblr humor

[hollow widget]

https://tenor.com/view/bigbirdbrady-rhc-shrek-gif-16137759940518269811

[echo gull]

corporate informational video ass music

[mellow dagger]

they're laughing at us

[molten urchin]

feedback

[hollow widget]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-love-gif-24393593

https://tenor.com/view/aaryayaar-gif-19182546

[echo gull]

dw im tagging all of them in a sec

[tawny blade]

they are too weak

[molten urchin]

they couldn't hire testers and the game is basically paying to do the job

duh

[dreamy tapir]

why hasnt the idf killed this thread for wrongthink

[echo gull]

j*b

[molten urchin]

it wouldn't be the first time it happens

[mellow dagger]

NO YOU IDIOT YOU'LL TURN THIS PLACE INTO ASH

[storm moat]

https://tenor.com/view/oceanmam-barber-lip-bite-gif-8052459839889670503

[molten urchin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/925986423990001695/982264256449888276/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

[hollow widget]

https://tenor.com/view/e621-kid-turns-blue-gif-18685116

[mellow dagger]

Right when we have turned into a peaceful tribe

[molten urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-fish-eater-big-boss-what-a-thrill-kaz-im-already-a-demon-gif-25290624

[mellow dagger]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[hollow widget]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-meme-gif-23983860

[mellow dagger]

https://giphy.com/gifs/paper-meme-reaction-QBUhSIzyhhjblKrEud

[molten urchin]

if a mod is banning me for that shit i'm nuking the vatican

[hollow widget]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1000296487663710338/1053940413796454410/7BE6ADD7-DABF-4620-B77B-33104C4D46E8.gif

[tawny blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1280626407508152434/1280626658071810059/INFODLAGRYPSEROW.gif

[radiant solar]

Ladies and gentlemen i believe it's time to completely switch topic

[echo gull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1434818245457875046/1445474116609249471/togif.gif

[molten urchin]

But ice is cool, what is metal without líquid metal

[storm moat]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExM2I4ZnJsNG1xdHhudWJqMjdwcW96Yjg1dzhkM242NzcwcmZ4eGk3bCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/FeTmgVKPPi0TFFGtWa/giphy.gif

[hollow widget]

https://tenor.com/view/haram-heisenberg-gif-20680378

[echo gull]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-mad-skeleton-gif-10886506202898815019

[hollow widget]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-astolfo-astolfo-gif-22943367

[tawny blade]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-cry-sad-crying-gif-4277449

[hollow widget]

turkiye number 1

[echo gull]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-gif-25741420

[radiant solar]

Banana prices vary widely by country due to differences in local production, import dependence, labor costs, and retail markups. In countries that grow bananas domestically, prices are generally much lower because transportation and import costs are minimal. For example, major producing countries such as India, Ecuador, and the Philippines often have retail prices well under $1 per kilogram, especially in local markets where bananas move directly from farms to consumers.
In contrast, import-dependent and higher-income countries tend to have significantly higher prices. Many countries in Europe, East Asia, and parts of the Middle East rely almost entirely on imported bananas, which adds shipping, storage, tariffs, and distribution costs. As a result, bananas in these regions commonly sell for $2–$3+ per kilogram, even though the fruit itself is relatively cheap at the farm level. Higher wages and supermarket markups further increase shelf prices.
Wholesale prices show a similar pattern but at a lower level. Globally, wholesale banana prices typically range from about $0.30 to $2 per kilogram, depending on region and season. Retail prices then reflect local economic conditions, purchasing power, and food pricing norms. Overall, bananas are cheapest in countries where they are grown locally and most expensive where they must be imported and sold in high-cost retail environments.

[hollow widget]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-meme-gif-26467524

[mellow dagger]

I Prefer snow 🙂

[echo gull]

https://tenor.com/view/freddy-freddy-fazbear-fazbear-fazbear-pizza-place-freddy-hitting-gif-5328662341160349848

[molten urchin]

Just got timed out for saying math

with an e

[hollow widget]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-angry-mad-black-snake-moan-samuel-l-jackson-gif-17424729

[mellow dagger]

aight we're on a time bomb

[echo gull]

moth

[molten urchin]

i get everything

[dreamy tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1335653062815252631/1352723176064286720/RDT_20250308_1413191190175861784564709.gif

[mellow dagger]

it was good to know you all . . . .

[hollow widget]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-circle-chudcircle-pharaoh-slots-pharoahs-fire-gif-2005140586957761886

[molten urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-tri-online-gif-24527854

[steep quest]

mf js wasted 8 million gallons of water to generate ts

[hollow widget]

https://tenor.com/view/perro-perrofly-dead-chat-goofy-ahh-goofy-dog-gif-26346139

[tawny blade]

https://tenor.com/view/jeffrey-epstein-agartha-gif-16644716304657787325

[mellow dagger]

mf just wasted 1238 gazillion gallons of water

[molten urchin]

i asked chatgpt and hr said 20ml per message i believe

[radiant solar]

I'll generate a whole journal to spite you

[echo gull]

https://tenor.com/view/ai-cat-cat-ai-cat-dancing-meme-look-at-the-cat-gif-16670251655417310704

[radiant solar]

Ai slop on deeznuts

[mellow dagger]

can you believe this?

[storm moat]

ai slop implies theres ai gems

[steep quest]

more like 20 million

[hollow widget]

https://tenor.com/view/lick-licking-lick-butt-licking-booty-salad-toss-gif-16542115

[molten urchin]

@grok put him onba bikini

[dreamy tapir]

ai slop o algo

[molten urchin]

callate we

[mellow dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/address-me-gif-3314967408153193330

[hollow widget]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1076580549545705532/1092263917142687764/IMG_4302.gif

[echo gull]

mfs will remove pickles from their cheeseburger but dive into unwashed aah like this

[sage ravine]

this aint even about the game anymore 😭

[mellow dagger]

we have made amends

🙏

[hollow widget]

https://tenor.com/view/lotta-words-wow-thats-a-lot-of-words-not-reading-that-not-reading-wow-gif-26878516

[molten urchin]

i thought pussy wss gross until i realised i'm gay

[sage ravine]

Inshallah brother

[hollow widget]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/583856785203658753/1080507440652623903/weld.gif

[mellow dagger]

i'll remember you brothers . . . .

[molten urchin]

Demo is better than electronics arys

[molten urchin]

artsprove me wrong

[molten urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/winbox-dolphinreefbigwin-bigwin-gif-21816867

[mellow dagger]

Demoman is SHIT

[hollow widget]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-19491949

[mellow dagger]

Heavy is much better

[molten urchin]

what is better

[hollow widget]

demoman is the shit

[molten urchin]

half sword or replanted

[hollow widget]

most fun character

[molten urchin]

just because he's black

[dreamy tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/diddy-blud-diddy-blud-jelly-bean-mango-gif-9627811804726875651

[echo gull]

refunding until full sword is out

[molten urchin]

pyro is the best

[mellow dagger]

pvz fusion

[hollow widget]

https://tenor.com/view/neekeri-kissa-funny-cat-wheelchair-gif-17334150

[tawny blade]

https://tenor.com/view/stank-dog-smells-gif-25356900

[echo gull]

https://tenor.com/view/fact-check-kellanrockssoccer-gif-2569170256995872124

[dreamy tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/923674978870784060/1359538778946928893/b9b83709f2df8488bb68e52d436c85108e33c121a3804e395981d6113a08d502_1.gif.gif

[mellow dagger]

pyrocynical viewer i see, and you're not even in the pyrocord

[molten urchin]

I don't know, i only play peak fun games like fortnite, fifa and half sword

[echo gull]

https://tenor.com/view/pyro-pyrocynical-tf2-fat-becoming-fat-gif-692846109518418228

[molten urchin]

i forgot the fucking fatfur

[tawny blade]

https://tenor.com/view/cuterpillar-sigarette-black-despair-cutterpillar-sigaret-gif-9218565018665932195

[mellow dagger]

Join pyrocord NOW

[molten urchin]

i just like the funny voice

and

flamed

[echo gull]

"fifa"💔

[hollow widget]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-penis-stealing-penis-goblin-gif-26157193

[molten urchin]

fifx

[mellow dagger]

fifthem

[hollow widget]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/725850279831929265/1062065223302910073/shutthefuckup-1.gif

[radiant solar]

W thread all of a sudden

[echo gull]

it was never about half sword

[tawny blade]

https://tenor.com/view/trans-transgender-skeleton-skeleton-meme-fire-skeleton-gif-17051738988379162148

[echo gull]

it was the friends we made along the way

https://tenor.com/view/cat-soup-kitty-soup-cat-cat-meme-gif-11696140935057453268

[radiant solar]

It was about ME

[echo gull]

https://tenor.com/view/this-might-be-the-worst-video-of-all-time-worst-message-worst-ever-leave-the-server-worst-gif-16690123984473040756

[radiant solar]

Never

[mellow dagger]

do you really want the answer...?

[echo gull]

breaking bad if skylar was the one with cancer

[molten urchin]

A technique where you grab your sword with one hand on the handle and other on the tip giving you accuracy and aim for gaps on armor and grapple enemies

[mellow dagger]

erm i disagree

[hollow widget]

well im off to go play a game that doesnt run like steaming shit

[molten urchin]

what if thus game had chainmail

[mellow dagger]

half sword is when you break the sword in half

[molten urchin]

quarter sword

[mellow dagger]

heh.... noobs

[dreamy tapir]

i tend to grab my sword on the fuckin tip if you catch me drift

[signal quarry]

erm sir, i require you attention on my disagreement with thy statement

[molten urchin]

what if instead of half sword

we play hammer grip

[mellow dagger]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/947585727322001468/1183533289533882459/attachment-42.gif

[tawny blade]

full sword release when?????

[echo gull]

Roblox case opening simulator 2024

[mellow dagger]

erm snort heh yeah i disagree

[signal quarry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1447385123468083341/1452861101711818783/image.gif

[radiant solar]

Steaming shit is the best kind of shit but you wouldn't understand that kind of ball

[mellow dagger]

SPITTING!!!!!!!

[molten urchin]

One time i peed and it started steaming for some reason

[echo gull]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eating-camera-gif-26348428

[radiant solar]

Hot piss

[mellow dagger]

Nuclear Bladder

[radiant solar]

Perchance

[storm plume]

How is this chat still open?

[tawny blade]

when i pee its red heh but thats just my aura

[dreamy tapir]

this is how it feels to smoke my ciggies when its cold outside

[echo gull]

the chud haven prevails against all odds

[molten urchin]

that's wonenstruation

[mellow dagger]

through sheer unadulterated human will

and determination

[molten urchin]

hey elis what is your opinion on coach

[radiant solar]

Jacksepticeye

[echo gull]

https://tenor.com/view/wipe-my-ass-wipe-my-ass-left-for-dead2-gif-26139551

[dreamy tapir]

this is how it feels to smoke my ciggies when its dark outside

[mellow dagger]

ciggies

[echo gull]

camel blues

[dreamy tapir]

YES

[mellow dagger]

🥹

[dreamy tapir]

BLUE 99S

ALL DAY

EVERY DAY

[echo gull]

or the long marlboro lights

[mellow dagger]

alright i cant relate with the chain smokers in the chat

[molten urchin]

what if instead of half sword

we play yakuza 4

because selfish deed is not fweedom

[mellow dagger]

what if guys, hear me out, we make half sword + yakuza 4 + gta 5 + minecraft

what da flip...

[echo gull]

can we sneak phantom forces in there too

[tawny blade]

what if we play like gmod prop hunt

[mellow dagger]

yea

[dreamy tapir]

Camel Royal Golds are pretty goated too

[molten urchin]

There was an idea for a survival mordhau

[storm plume]

Mods ban this man

[dreamy tapir]

and Marl southern cut

[molten urchin]

it failed

[mellow dagger]

i tried playing mordhau

[echo gull]

mordhau mentioned

[mellow dagger]

ngl the most confusing controls i've seen

[echo gull]

[mellow dagger]

but

its peak

[molten urchin]

i hate your profile i shit myselfr

[echo gull]

come to the trailer park

[molten urchin]

mordhau is steaming shit

chivalry 2 is way better

[echo gull]

https://tenor.com/view/he-made-a-statement-statement-dog-clowned-trash-opinion-your-opinion-gif-15033044919438935088

[mellow dagger]

aight

[storm plume]

Get mimiced nerd 😂

[molten urchin]

you want true directional combat play kcd

[echo gull]

kcd frustrating asf

or just skill issue

[mellow dagger]

is your profile like Catghost or something?

[molten urchin]

if c p is so good then where are the previous 2076 games

[molten urchin]

it's katia managan...

[mellow dagger]

https://giphy.com/gifs/paper-meme-reaction-QBUhSIzyhhjblKrEud

[molten urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/katia-managan-cry-cat-gif-1906776594366705191

[storm plume]

I think there are two other games

[molten urchin]

hey

[mellow dagger]

oh yeah mixed it up with catghost

[molten urchin]

what was the name of that blue thing Walter white makes

i disabled them

[tawny blade]

https://tenor.com/view/cyberpunk-abbreviate-walter-white-hank-breaking-bad-gif-11609305132227978440

[mellow dagger]

Blue Sky

[echo gull]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-pizza-day-cheese-pizza-pizza-pizza-with-cheese-yummy-pizza-gif-10717151783737705293

[mellow dagger]

heh

[tawny blade]

WE are all getting banned

[mellow dagger]

Half Sword early access is a game

[echo gull]

https://media.tenor.com/mjV8lqtih5oAAAAM/supersus.gif

[void ermine]

(that is worse than its demo)

[molten urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/david-baszucki-roblox-earn-cp-cp-cod-points-gif-10747372635484173127

[void ermine]

/j (partially)

[molten urchin]

half sword electronic arts

[mellow dagger]

And said game will become playable in the next week

see

im on topic

[molten urchin]

wonder why it released like shit

[tawny blade]

my personal opinion is that The game is fully playable, stable, and already highly enjoyable. While you may encounter occasional minor bugs, there shouldn’t be any major issues.

[echo gull]

to boost engagement

[molten urchin]

stable it is

it doesn't explode in your face

[echo gull]

https://tenor.com/view/genius-zeus-hoverers-zeus-genius-hover-einstein-gif-18134355799312387018

[tawny blade]

my personal and original opinion

[mellow dagger]

they achoo'd and flipped their proper early access build with the crappy first build

whoopsie daisies

[mellow dagger]

Einstein be moving like Vegapunk

[void ermine]

It's been stable for me, I enjoy it because it's halfsword

But jesus christ I am having a genuinely hard time believing that someone play tested this and went 'yeah this is ok to launch'

Or play tested it at all. On Dx11 there are literal holes in the map like it's some kind of Roblox Beta

[storm plume]

__Meth__od

[void ermine]

(for some players (me))

[molten urchin]

my theory is that they ran out of money, and released the game to double on funding and getting free testerd

[mellow dagger]

I think this is all just a social experiment, imagine if next patch makes it like 10x better and everyone forgets how bad it released in the early access

and you're the only one that remembers it

[void ermine]

I figured it mustve been some kind of publisher deadline kind of thing

[molten urchin]

did you get timed out 💓

[storm plume]

Twice 😭

[echo gull]

the cashapp method🔥

[tawny blade]

my biggest issue besides the performance is the freemode i wish it was like the demo but with your own loadout

[void ermine]

Idek if they have a publisher calling the shots or if its independent all the way but I couldn't imagine greenlighting this for 20 bucks

[mellow dagger]

"No guys i swear it was roblox before this patch!!"

[echo gull]

alr im out

https://tenor.com/view/a-mimir-cat-reversed-gif-16747359482824525043

[storm plume]

THE MIMIC

[mellow dagger]

at least they have their own engine to crunch out the fixes faster now

[molten urchin]

seriously?

[mellow dagger]

it'll be better than the first shitty ass demo builds since the gore engine was third party

[mellow dagger]

huh

[molten urchin]

I was thinking if they could migrate the game

[void ermine]

I'm gonna put in at least 10 hours before I make a real feedback post, get up to soldier at least I figure, see how the longswords feel, polearms too.

So far combats a straight downgrade from the demo.

[mellow dagger]

iirc they said fixing the demo was starting to become counter-productive and they hit a ceiling

so they thought it'd be better to scrap it altogether and make their own gore engine

[void ermine]

I LOVE the progression, and I think the zombie abyss is positively fucking inspired, especially that they'll just bite your ass

But man I was so hyped for this launch :<

[mellow dagger]

so they can fix things, alot faster

[tawny blade]

it feels unresponive and random

[void ermine]

But like, my wrists will still flip around using messer, I literally lost a character just now because my guy fell over standing still

the flail, when used in the other hand just glitches out

[molten urchin]

seeing how you describe abyss

play madness melee

[mellow dagger]

i wanna see the game after the AMD fix cuz i have an AMD

[molten urchin]

physics game

and it has guns

[mellow dagger]

the 3d madness combat game?

[molten urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/madness-melee-madness-combat-gif-9630824020866018200

[mellow dagger]

erm why hasn't half sword become GTA 6 yet

what de flip dude.

[void ermine]

Alright anyway, I've whined enough i'm gonna put more time into it and ... eugh idek.

I think this launch might sink the game if they don't make it better very fast

[molten urchin]

imagine a renaissance game where you shoot guns in horseback wearing full gothic armor

[mellow dagger]

its the next project of the devs after gta 6

[unkempt helm]

O

[mellow dagger]

of the half sword devs

[molten urchin]

wdym gta 7 is already out

[tawny blade]

another shitty indie game

[mellow dagger]

didn't you know they're making gta 8 the prequel and gta 9 the sequel to gta 7?

and gta 7 is the prequel prequel to half sword

[unkempt helm]

Grand Theft All of Em

[molten urchin]

this is gta 7

[mellow dagger]

gta 8 leaked footage, Willie has Breached Containment

[molten urchin]

Why i'm not allosed to talk about the left leaning redneck :(

[mellow dagger]

yeah they announced they're actively doing the AMD fixes

and performance fixes

[sage token]

a patch just got put out rn

[mellow dagger]

fr?

[sage token]

https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2397300/view/533247947228316761?l=english

[mellow dagger]

Hooray now i can test out the game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1434818245457875046/1445474116609249471/togif.gif

[weak quiver]

When I played I feel like it was less a problem with performance issues but just pure gameplay, you can like actually walk outside of maps n stuff and for some reason in free mode you have nothing unlocked

[molten urchin]

nvidia when

[mellow dagger]

nvidia will be crucified

[molten urchin]

i have an intel cpu

and if that's the reason why some have problems and others don't

[gray viper]

Small tip, change your resolution to 1280x720

Or like 1600

[azure cosmos]

Just play 1440p medium

It work

[mellow dagger]

ok ok

[molten urchin]

people are so exigent with games

like

[mellow dagger]

stick to low graphics too eh?

[tawny blade]

my gpu started making helicopter sounds while playing hs

[gray viper]

I'm running all high

[mellow dagger]

i dont care much about graphics

[gray viper]

It's just the resolution

[mellow dagger]

alright

[gray viper]

Literally

[molten urchin]

3000x1920 and asking 120fps min wtf wonder why you don't like the game

[sage token]

since the new patch shadows are so grainy omg

[molten urchin]

what are your specs?

[mellow dagger]

i play at 400000x1920000, noob....

[molten urchin]

It's clearly AI since it has piss filter

[molten urchin]

....

[gray viper]

rtx 3060 , ryzen 5 3600 and 32gb of ram

[molten urchin]

you will die and it will be marked as just

[azure cosmos]

Halfsword: Mexico edition

[mellow dagger]

wrong

[molten urchin]

holy shit

maybe i can run it then

[gray viper]

yeah everyone can

just lower your resolution to 720

there's some weird voodoo shit going on there

[molten urchin]

that's the stable and playable part hehe

[tawny blade]

lowered my res to 1920x1080 night and day difference

[molten urchin]

time to come back to when i gamed on a ryzen 5 2500U 8gigs of ram

[azure cosmos]

Im on a ryzen 5 5600x, rx 6750 gre 12gb and 32gb of ram it runs just fine at 1440p medium

[sage token]

i have an intel i dont have any frame gen

[molten urchin]

and somehow played monster hunter world and chivalry 2 on that

[mellow dagger]

it takes out 5% of performance for every resolution higher than 720

[molten urchin]

soulstice is so poorly optimized

[mellow dagger]

resolution taxes

[molten urchin]

i love how monster hunter world became my benchmark to see if a Game is poorly optimized or not

[gray viper]

@molten urchin

[molten urchin]

i see

ty

[gray viper]

If you want you can disable DLSS, I don't even think it's fully implemented

Btw, couple of tips

You can actually jump by holding the space bar, there's some good hidden loot around

[mellow dagger]

Zip the tipmaster, holy cinema

[mellow dagger]

whats the new kick button?

[molten urchin]

jump?

whaaat

[gray viper]

Also, YOU CAN'T BUY EVERYTHING, a lot of stuff you gotta loot from enemies

[molten urchin]

i want to play

now

[mellow dagger]

me too.

[gray viper]

I think almost noone knows about that

[mellow dagger]

im buying it right NOOOW

[molten urchin]

i had to go to sleep like one hour ago but you guys are so funny

[gray viper]

So

[mellow dagger]

thank you

[molten urchin]

but i have to set a límit

good night

[gray viper]

By you gotta loot from your enemies I specifically refer to armor

[mellow dagger]

good night plant

[gray viper]

So

To loot armor

[mellow dagger]

just armor?

[molten urchin]

like that mordhau mode i hated

[gray viper]

To loot enemies armor and clothes you grab them and then hold E or Q depending on which hand you grabbed them with

[gray viper]

@sage token

[mellow dagger]

[mellow dagger]

ah i see

[gray viper]

A lot of people complain that you can't access all items from the demo, but you can, you just gotta find them

Also

It's preferable that you don't kill everyone

[mellow dagger]

theres an option to spare willies?

[gray viper]

Every time you die you will have to face every single NPC that you've killed, now in a ghoullified version

[mellow dagger]

thats metal

[gray viper]

If you get killed during that, you lose your Willie

[gray viper]

Just hold G when they are surrendering

[mellow dagger]

Aight

[gray viper]

Also you can put a blade on their necks to make them surrender

When they are on the floor, of course

Oh

MOST IMPORTANT

[mellow dagger]

[foggy lion]

did they atleast fix the crash bug

[gray viper]

During duos or threesomes ( i forgot the name ) you gotta hire mercenaries to come along with you

If not you'll be fighting alone, and probably get fucked

[mellow dagger]

I see, yeah it'd be hell to fight multiple willies that are gunning for you

[gray viper]

You can also use that mercenary character for a second player

There's coop, basically

[gray viper]

Same, just press it once

Holding is jumping and pressing is kicking

[mellow dagger]

Ooooo imma test the game out thanks for the tips

[gray viper]

no problem

also

[mellow dagger]

huh

[gray viper]

you'll see on the top of the challenges a bar that indicates how close you are to ranking up

in order to rank up you gotta go through a tournament that will show up on the top, once you complete the tournament you'll rank up and in the ocassion that you die, you'll be able to make a character from any rank that you've previously unlocked

the tournament will show up once the bar is at 100%

[marble vale]

Threesomes 😭

[gray viper]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-12940139826511824892

[mellow dagger]

Phew thats a relief, thanks man!

[gray viper]

good luck

[proper eagle]

Willie on willie crime

[tawny blade]

wth

[hollow widget]

dont fuck with us halfsword fans we beat our willies to death

[weak trellis]

i honestly thought about redownloading the tech demo

[hybrid glacier]

I just want fist fighting in the free mode and I want to be able to pick the map

[stoic ermine]

Unplayable ass game

[prime wagon]

All willies look a like to me, I've got another beau, you see

[novel briar]

ragamuffin

[zenith olive]

no? I am running a potato on medium quality and it runs perfectly fine

[brave stirrup]

anytime i leave the jester screen my character gets removed and i need to make a new one, and i lose all the gear i had on them

whats happening

[hollow widget]

something ive noticed

slums morning runs fine

slums midday runs meh

slums evening and night run terible

i think its something to do with the lighting that sops up the framerate on that map

[quartz surge]

Runs fine on my mid rig too

[icy parrot]

Hey guys any news was away for like 5 hours

[hollow widget]

nope

radio silence

[quartz surge]

Devs need to sleep too i guess

[prime wagon]

if it’s night for me it’s day for them

I think they are europeans mostly

[icy parrot]

i was in my phone and saw somebody sent a link that shows if your pc will do better with d12 and cant find it anymore does anybody have it by any chance

[hollow widget]

bruh

if you lose a leg in the abyss you are still just forced to sit there

ive been thinking for months that if you lose a leg in the abyss it should just end

instead of just leaving you on the floor to do nothing

[quartz surge]

You could just...try it

[hollow widget]

BROOOOOOO

ME AND TEH ABYSS ZOMBIE BOTH ARE MISSING A LEG

AND WE ARE JUST SITTING NEXT TO EACHOTHER FLOPPPING AROUND'

[quartz surge]

I woke up two hours ago for work, so i figure they must be up soon, given the time zone

[prime wagon]

Good morning

[quartz surge]

Thank you

Good evening?

[prime wagon]

In bed atm

[quartz surge]

Good night then

[prime wagon]

Will do

[hollow widget]

bruh

i had a messer, go into the tourney

no weapon

[weak trellis]

I agree with this. Went from fine controls and being able to parry/deflect and now it feels like my mans got no arm strentgh to hold a weapon still

[keen drum]

Went from being satisfying with some jank to floaty and kinda dull. Plus you have the balance of a toddler.

[gloomy igloo]

The demo wasnt even really an actual game, it was simply a display of the concept and allowing the people to try it out.

Comparing a tech demo to the full game isnt at all a fair comparison, and your complaining about a game that released barely 1/2 a day ago into EARLY ACCESS.

Yes there’s a lot of issues on the “release”, but this isn’t it.

[quartz surge]

Ok but why was THE CORE GAMEPLAY LOOP in the demo better than the paid version?

[wide dust]

"wuh wuh early access" game has worst optimization ever since creation of computers

[keen drum]

Should at least be able to improve upon a demo lol. Its going to be fine with updates, But this was not ready for a public release

[gloomy igloo]

The gameplay loop is pretty much the same

You fight in different battles to level up, and then you enter a final, harder match. (All be it, a WAY too hard match)

[weak trellis]

i beat the game before I learned about mercenaries lol

[quartz surge]

No, the core gameplay loop is parry and stab the other guy
Which feels considerably worse

[gloomy igloo]

If you actuslly try, you can get it to run ok on most systems if you tinker with it

And like I said, it JUST released not even a day ago and will be fixed over time likely

[gloomy igloo]

You can still stab people :/

[wide dust]

game should be playable on base settings

[gloomy igloo]

I just learned about them bht im on to peasant so

[quartz surge]

I didn't say you can't, i said it feels much worse

[gloomy igloo]

Meh, I think stabbing is pretty good but I think blunt fighting weeks a lot less balanced, idk.

[weak trellis]

well you will have a much easier time than me then lol I was like wtf this game got hard as hell

[gloomy igloo]

No, games have settings for a reason.

[quartz surge]

Stabbing is just an example, the combat is completely off

[gloomy igloo]

I have a decent of and can run with most important things on high, and some things on low/mid with pretty good fps, even in that one map, tho this obv varies with system

[wide dust]

keep riding the meat brother

[wide dust]

what specs

[quartz surge]

Ironically, it runs fine for me, except for the slums ofc

[wanton cliff]

There's a recommended system requirements, which is intended for playing at the default settings. For those with weaker computers, there are minimum graphics settings. However, this doesn't change the game's terrible optimization; it lags very, very badly.

[gloomy igloo]

Fair, j think stabbing is good, I feel that blunt force objects are SO overpowered half tbe time, and the other half they feel like plastic lol

[wide dust]

recommended being 4070 for 2-6 people fighting game is criminal brother

[gloomy igloo]

Nvidia rtx 4060
Ryzen 5 7609
16gb ram

[weak trellis]

maxing out a custom bonking poleaxe is a helluva drug lol

[quartz surge]

For me, the weapon swings wildly to the side before getting into position

[gloomy igloo]

Don’t buy a pretty heavy game with a shit pc and wonder why it runs shit.

Also lower settings doesn’t always mean better performance, try raising some stuff and tinkering.

[wide dust]

yea bro with those specs like 98% of games will run at 60fps on base settings

[gloomy igloo]

Yea we feel weaker too

[wide dust]

your riding hard at this point brother

simple game taking up 4070

[light anchor]

ngl i have better specs than this and i still have major performance problems sometimes, there absolutely does need to be some more optimization, regardless of if you're playing on a potato or something decent.

[gloomy igloo]

Yea, I even usually get 60 fps on high settings, but you know, when I don’t I don’t cry about it. Hell the first 10 mins of halfsword before switching to DX12 I was running like shit and I was disappointed sure, but I didn’t instantly go wining that the 10 minute old game that wasn’t even a full release had performance issues?

[wide dust]

like 90% of people have worse than 4070 btw I can assure you

[wide dust]

I got a 4080 and perf wasnt very good

[quartz surge]

I have a 4060

Also, it's pretty stupid to tell people to upgrade considering the prices right now

[gloomy igloo]

You literally cannot hop off, your whining the game that JUST released has performance issues, it’s already a performance heavy game performance issues are to be expected for a bit. You literally bought a game wjth lower than recommended specs, Thats less than a day old, loaded in, read a giant block of text that warns of issues, INCLUDING PERFORMANCE ISSUES, and then bitched when you had performance issues.

[wide dust]

is it too much to ask to have a game playable

also its physics heavy which is cpu

[light anchor]

in his fairness though, the demo and playtest have been out for over a year, and they have similar performance to this; it doesn't seem like they did a lot to fix it to me. that's all; doesn't matter that the official release is today, when the games technically been around for a lot longer.

[hollow widget]

or they could have just delayed the game again. releasing a broken product is not a neccessity

[paper sparrow]

The Demo for me runs about 4 times faster than the EA

[hollow widget]

on god

[wide dust]

I tested and the demo ran on my school pc with integrated graphics at 60fps 720p low lmao

[light anchor]

hot damn

[hollow widget]

the store page for the EA also says "The game is fully playable, stable, and already highly enjoyable. While you may encounter occasional minor bugs, there shouldn’t be any major issues." which just isnt true, its got massively unstable frames, crashes often and had major issues.

has*

[gloomy igloo]

They can delay it a fucking year and it will still not release a “not broken product”, it’s early access you guys are complaining over a not even 14 hour old game runs bad when you probably have less than recommended specs and didn’t even try very hard tk adjust settings.

You prob loaded in, cranked it to max, lagged, lowered everything, still lagged, and started b it Ching.

[hollow widget]

lots of wild assumption there buddy

[gloomy igloo]

It runs maybe twice as good for me yes, but comparing a early access release to the tech demo isnt a fair comparison

[quartz surge]

It is absolutely a fair comparison

[wide dust]

I think its fair theyve been cooking for mroe than 1 year

• demo wasnt optimized

[paper sparrow]

Why not? The Tech Demo is supposed to be much less polished, where they are just trying to get things working as a proof of concept

[gloomy igloo]

And yet they are prob correct for 80% of the people complaining

[hollow widget]

i mean considering the tourney environment is in the same engine and in both games yea ut us, and the tourney environment runs significantly worse on teh EA

also the steam page says "The game is fully playable, stable, and already highly enjoyable. While you may encounter occasional minor bugs, there shouldn’t be any major issues." which is just false

[paper sparrow]

And now, the actual game they are making has taken 3 steps backwards

[quartz surge]

Forget the optimization issues
The gameplay feels downgraded, and i feel that's the biggest sin here

[hollow widget]

yup

[gloomy igloo]

It’s to display the idea, and showcase it. Not a full game

[paper sparrow]

Exactly, so why is it better than the actual game?

[wide dust]

simple idea with 0 optimization vs polished release

[keen drum]

Its absolutely fair to be angry that a tech demo seems more polished than early access of the same game tf you on about

[gloomy igloo]

I liked the gameplay a lot more, tho I can see it had slot of flaws

[frigid fox]

THIS

[weak trellis]

thats my biggest issue with the game atm. if they would have just slapped it all in the demo i'd be enjoying it easily twice as much

[gloomy igloo]

Because it’s a tech demo, they don’t have a whole ton thay needs polished.

[quartz surge]

You fall over for no reason, the gore is triggered too easily, heavy weapons clip through your character

[gloomy igloo]

You fall over because your running bare feet through mud :/

[onyx gale]

The Slums runs very poorly, I have an 6900 xt and a r7 5700x3d. The game require a freaking gtx 1060 for fluck sake. That's a really lame ad hominem to dismiss the point people are making when complaining about performance.

[hollow widget]

and falling enemy weapons will just slice you in half (never happened in the demo)

[quartz surge]

And none of these issues were present in the demo

[spark pebble]

Tabbed out and stood perfectly still, Willie fell over

[wide dust]

to be fair this did happen in max gore demo

[gloomy igloo]

And they have ig knowledges this issue and stated their plan to fix it.

[hollow widget]

i only ever played max gore and never saw it

[paper sparrow]

I think you are misunderstanding me... I'm ASKING WHY THE LESS POLISHED VERSION RUNS BETTER THAN THE FULL FLEDGED GAME!?!?!??!?!?! Less Polish (THE TECH DEMO) = They probably didn't even think of Performance, SO WHY IS IT MORE PERFORMANT?!?!

[robust current]

Christ to god dude the forest runs pisspoor for me

[keen drum]

It would be perfect

[light anchor]

blades, swords axes even knives for some reason just cut and dismember way easier in my opinion, i've played on both ends of the damage slider and it like makes no difference; sucks cause i want the meat to have a bit more resistance when i slice through it u know

[wide dust]

must be lucky ive lost a good run more than once due to this haha

[golden blaze]

honestly it pmo that you just have people in general chat calling any sort of criticism "cope" "crying" or for the horrible optimisation "your pc is bad get over it"

[quartz surge]

Stepped on a plancon, didn't you?

[wide dust]

hehe

[hollow widget]

ive stepped on plancons and had it stick to me but ive never stepped on blade and lost my whole ankle like the EA

[woeful haven]

playing the demo after all that trying EA and holy shit i forgot how much i love this gameplay loop

so simple and fast-paced

[quartz surge]

I kicked knives in the demo and still kept my foot

[gloomy igloo]

Because there’s less to it? This game has way more content ofc it runs worse.

[onyx gale]

Yes and the point is that they knew it and people wouldn't have minded if dev released the game a bit later to have the time addressing those problems. In fact they could have launch a demo of the new early access for people, so that they can learn what's bothering people before they buy.

[paper sparrow]

Weapons actually swing how I want them too as well

[woeful haven]

and that config from modders-guild works on the demo too, so the game is buttery smooth for me

on a shitty office PC btw

[hollow widget]

so why* do games like the witcher and skyrim run at good fps if more content = less frames?

[umbral stratus]

Is there something wrong with hit reg too cuz stg they just tap me not even in the head and I’m dead

[woeful haven]

not necessarily

[stray zodiac]

wait is there actually multiplayer now?

[weak trellis]

Go to your library page for halfsword and click on the controller icon and select gamepad layout and apply settings. Also the person using mouse and keyboard also has to connect a controller for the game to recognize the 2nc player has a controller for remote play and set ur friend to player one and enjoy

[quartz surge]

Split screen

[hollow widget]

nope

[onyx gale]

No

[woeful haven]

it's splitscreen which is fair enough i think

[light anchor]

that has to be my biggest dissappointment, i get wanting to build hype, and keep it a secret so the full release is a bit more exciting and spectacular, but i honestly wish we knew more about the development/why they did certain things if thats the reason they're doing them, etc.

[gloomy igloo]

They were polished more, not every game is the same smh. Give it a month and 80% of these issues will probably be fixed

[wide dust]

or just pay like 30 people $10 to test the game throughly

[gloomy igloo]

Split screen Yee and it’s really fun, no real multiplayer tho.

[hollow widget]

they couldve just delayed the game asecond month and had a game at launch with 20% of the issues

[light anchor]

impossible

[stray zodiac]

how do the controls work? does one person need a controller

[woeful haven]

i was excited to try it with my brother using his steamdeck but rn we're both waiting for the performance patches

[paper sparrow]

What specifically about the added content is hurting performance, draw calls, AI ticks, streaming, scripting, or system overhead? Because "more stuff" isn’t an answer by itself.

[hollow widget]

yea

[wide dust]

ive heard that specifically slums map ruins performance because the game renders everything

even the faraway stuff

[hollow widget]

yea it does

[gloomy igloo]

I don’t think you understand, a lot of these issues probably were not even noticed since not everybody will have these issues

[quartz surge]

That's going to be easily fixed tho

[paper sparrow]

what about the rest of the game? It's not just the slums, it's the game in general

[hollow widget]

so they didnt do their job of playtesting you are saying?

[woeful haven]

THEORETICALLY:
more stuff → more things loaded at once → worse performance

BUT ACTUALLY:
not all new stuff is actually loaded until it is being used → doesn't affect performance that much

[quartz surge]

Except almost everybody does?

[onyx gale]

I've learned that some content shown in the trailer was finally not in the game like switching stance if I remember correctly. I played it for 3h before asking for a refund si I didn't get the chance of experimenting everything but first of all the junky physic is what got me to refound the game, not even the perf issue. I straight up felt lied to honestly.

[light anchor]

i'm sorry but, i think based on the reviews, the discussion here, and so on, that these are pretty universal problems

[wide dust]

I dont think they even added the reverse grip stuff right?

[hollow widget]

on slums there are hills hundreds of meters away, with hundreds of trees on them, always rendered

[quartz surge]

I think i saw an NPC do it

[onyx gale]

Yeah me too

[quartz surge]

But i died too fast

[light anchor]

absolutely, weapon handling feels way worse to me, is it tighter and easier to control? in some cases yes, but i feel like i have way less freedom, control, ease of movement and so on, even compared to the npcs now than i did in the demo, and you can still test the difference out right now.

[gloomy igloo]

You cannot expect playtesters to find everything, you guys expected a perfect release and you shouldn’t have. The game is playable, and you chose to get it.

[woeful haven]

i figured he meant ALL the new stuff that COULD be loaded (new weapons, armor, etc)

slums is actually a shit ton of stuff being loaded and rendered at once which is

shockingly

awful for your pc

[hollow widget]

we cant expect playtesters to find teh fact that the game runs like total dogshit on 3 out of the 4 maps in the game? now you are acting like they didnt play test AT ALL

[wide dust]

good way to heat the room though

[quartz surge]

You can't expect the playtesters to find the issues that literally everybody found in the first 5 minutes?

[woeful haven]

with this virginia weather i'll take anything

[quartz surge]

Those must be some really shit playtesters

[hollow widget]

playtester that never even launched the game atp

[woeful haven]

if there's one good thing about EA, it's that i don't have to fight the FUCKING COMMONER BOSS

[paper sparrow]

Playtesters with Nasa PC's

[stray zodiac]

how easy is it to kill or dismember people in the EA compared to the demo?

[hollow widget]

did you know if you pause the game open the credits then hit escape itll unpause the game while keeping the credits on screen? they didnt even check that the menus wortk

[gloomy igloo]

Yea but not everybody will have them, one of my friends has NO performance issues and they have a even worse computer than me, and it’s a pretty fake assumption that most of these testers are not running a shit pc on the average.

Yes the big issues like slums background should have been noticed and fixed, but they weren’t. And now what, give it a bit more time and the game will likely get better.

[wide dust]

now I think even more this might have been a rugpull

[quartz surge]

Too easy

[onyx gale]

I shown to a friend the crazy difference, streamed him 2 instances of gameplay; the demo vs the EA, I wanted to show hom just how much the weapon was maneuverable before compared to the EA. Like, swinging in front of an enemy just to get your weapon stuck in your back like if your arms were brocken. Even without playing he saw the difference. I felt all of it if I may say so.

[hollow widget]

dude i hate it when that happens

it would happen occasionally in the demo but its like every 5 minutes in the EA

[wide dust]

for me 100% of the time in the demo if you used axe haha

best weapon

[quartz surge]

Honestly, it feels like a very early version of Exanima, when your hands would get stuck behind your back

[paper sparrow]

For people saying there's "More content", it doesn’t matter if scalability works.
If lowest settings still run way worse than the tech demo, that’s a technical regression, not an early access excuse.

[hollow widget]

yea the axe had it sorta bad in the demo but i ddint encounter it as often as in the EA lol

[gloomy igloo]

Many games have this issue, just look at my winter cars release for example, multiple bugs that prevented progression completely were found and people bitched, not even a week later and they were fixed and the game was booming.

[woeful haven]

ohhh dude exanima comparison is so real

I think Exanima's arena mode is literally the perfect comparison for the current gameplay loop

[onyx gale]

It's impossible for the devs to not have noticed these issues especially considering they ran a closed test for people volunteering. The Slums is so badly optimized it's 100% sure they noticed. They work on it too often

[hollow widget]

my summer car has even smaller dev team than half sword (one person)

well

[gloomy igloo]

There’s MANY differences from 10, hell I’ll be super lenient and say 100 consistent players and 10000 instant new players

[hollow widget]

my winter car

[light anchor]

that's not the point i'm trying to make, i'm just saying that there is absolutely a large, vocal majority of people here and in steam reviews with pretty universal issues/problems with the game, both involving performance, the direction the game was taken in, changes made to gameplay and so on. i'm not trying to necessarily say that there are bad or good things, i'm just pointing out that it would be false to assume that these aren't affecting the majority of the playerbase, obviously there will be outliers on both sides, people who have fatal crashes and people where the game runs perfectly.

[wide dust]

more reason to believe its a rugpull

[quartz surge]

I love Exanima, and i want to love this EA too

[wide dust]

create good demo -> wait year -> release broken shit and run away with the money

[woeful haven]

Exanima looked fun but the controls were really confusing so I couldn't get into it

It's still in my library but I haven't touched it

[hollow widget]

yea and when issues this prevalent are appearing this consistently it raises question of if there was ANY playtesting

[gloomy igloo]

Yes, and it’s very likely these will be fixed pretty quick with time

[quartz surge]

I happened to start with it, so it feels very comfortable to me

[wide dust]

they had people sign ndas for playtesting I tink

[light anchor]

one can hope lmao (i do too, not trying to dog you sorry.)

[stray zodiac]

if its a rugpull it would be the most insane disappointment in gaming history

[golden blaze]

also outside of all the other stuff, i just dont like how they lied to us in the trailer. where is our pit or narrow passage map?? or reverse grip?

[woeful haven]

Yeah I'm sure it would've been better if Half Sword demo didn't spoil me
It's like going back to Fallout 3 after playing Fallout 4 the whole time

[hollow widget]

that doesnt change a thing of why such blatant issues were still prevalent in the game at laucnh, either the devs didnt want to hear wha thte playtesters had to say or the playtesters didnt playtest

[gloomy igloo]

Same shit they said about MWC to remind you, it’s so annoying every time a game releases and oh my god, it’s buggy? People review bomb it and instantly start accusing the dev teams of shit, and hell half the time within a month a majority of tbe issues are fixed.

[hollow widget]

so why didnt ehy delay the game a month to fix the issues everyone found in the first 5 minutes after launch?

[onyx gale]

We don't know because we have no history with these developers yet. They released a demo, but not the game and we don't know how they will behave toward it. We can't assume either that they won't or will update as soon as we expect them to do.

[wide dust]

in more than 12hr only 1 patch and a vague announcement has been given though

[light anchor]

i think it's more a problem of a small playtester/small hardware sample size compared to the total amount of different systems and users now using it, i feel like devs consistently use a 'couple' of machines and so inevitably there are problems waiting to be discovered with a much larger 'sample group' of users that now exist playing this game; it'd be pretty insane if there was NO playtesting, ngl

[quartz surge]

If everything gets fixed I'll be sure to leave a good review

[woeful haven]

Because they did not have diverse playtesters before

[wide dust]

even on high specs many people lag

4080 4090 7900xtx you call it

[gloomy igloo]

Yea, it had a lot of issues and these should have been fixed, but they weren’t. You cannot expect a good functional game for a release this new

[stray zodiac]

games used to release finished you know

isnt that crazy

[quartz surge]

You absolutely should expect a functional product for something you paid for

[hollow widget]

LMAO "this new" and its a game that been iterated on for 3 years with none of these issues appearing since 3 years ago just to suddenly re appear

[hushed gale]

litterally the whole chat ✌️😭

[wide dust]

4 years almost

itch io was in 2022

[quartz surge]

Good times

[hollow widget]

yea lol and they already ironed oout all these isues years ago just for them to reappear on the EA launch

[light anchor]

oh absolutely, i lag and i got a freakin series5000 card, it's ridiculous, and i'll absolutely clown on the devs for this one too, but i mean, cmon they're not a triple a studio with 100s of people backing them up/making design decisions and playtesting and so on, i feel like a little leeway is deserved, though they should've absolutely expected it given how popular the demo and playtest was. i think they weren't expecting as many people to pick it up as has happened.

[woeful haven]

Ok dude with all due respect look at how heavily the game has changed between the demo and EA
The game is completely fucking different

[hollow widget]

they added menus and environments bro