DEMO was better then the EA reborn

[grave yarrow]

champions give you the most money

[wispy tinsel]

Yeah one is a good game and one is UE5 slop

[gloomy smelt]

I've found Retribution gives way more money.

[hollow widget]

same engine.

[grave yarrow]

what is this balance bruh

[idle oyster]

is the jester glitch still a thing

[gloomy smelt]

And it's just one round with a weak guy

[hollow widget]

and that disputes my point how exactly?

[grave yarrow]

yeah that only appears if you lose

6 rounds

[mild halo]

Btw when it JUST RELEASED it didn't run good either + now dlss and frame gen are used alot. argument debunked go back to the basement

[wispy tinsel]

UE5 gem vs UE5 slop

[grave yarrow]

6 rounds to make one tick of progress

yes and it takes me 30 rounds to fill up

[gloomy smelt]

Play a cheap fight -> lose -> get 45 from retribution -> repeat -> profit

[grave yarrow]

you know it can be submission too right

[hollow widget]

except bodycam actually runs well without dlss and frame gen

[mild halo]

And realism doesnt decide everything look at borderlands 4

[mild halo]

debunked

[grave yarrow]

no it doesnt

[sullen dagger]

real life stole graphics from bodycam thats how good the game looks bro

[storm moat]

what gpu do you have

[polar iris]

bodycam has had time to fix and optimize since it came out in 2024 half swords has only been out for a couple of hours

[mild halo]

U wanna ARGUE THE QURAN AND BIBLE

IMMA ARGUE LEFTIES

COME

[hollow widget]

except we are comparing two games with very realistic art styles.

[mild halo]

DEBATE

[grave yarrow]

anyways im going back to play the damn game

[woeful haven]

when i lost all my money getting my ass kicked in the tourney so i lowk have to suck the innkeeper off for 5 pfennings

[gloomy smelt]

Also it feels like the Flail is now the new meta because I've been winning fights with this thing so easy. It literally one shots people in the head every time and it's so easy to get a headshot

[mild halo]

they are totally different

100%

[hollow widget]

a 2060 and bodycam runs fine without cope mechanisms

[mild halo]

bodycam is photorealism halfsword not at all

[sullen dagger]

the real lhib'rel' sissies are the ones who be with the devs son... 🚬 👴

[hollow widget]

half sword has been out for a year

[mild halo]

Holy shit you heretic

1v1 warhammer

[hollow widget]

more so theyve been working on this update for a year

[sullen dagger]

finally someone fucking said it

[potent niche]

flail is amazing

[wispy tinsel]

Original playtest demo is 3 years old btw

[woeful haven]

it's a good book but i don't see why a religion must cling to it for over a thousand years

[wispy tinsel]

And the released demo doesn't change much

[hollow widget]

lol

[hollow jasper]

apparently yea

[sullen dagger]

bible good... conservative happy... 😈 (joke)

[pale wing]

still better

[mild halo]

good

[woeful haven]

i like it, it's just very different

[potent niche]

it's the hair tbh

[woeful haven]

nothing wrong with that

[mild halo]

btw

[potent niche]

i'm used to see bald people

[sullen dagger]

me too

[woeful haven]

great champion willie

[sullen dagger]

they're a dying breed

[potent niche]

i think the jester is supposed to look like that

I kind of like it

same

[polar iris]

both the jester and aybss being creepy just makes sense to me

[potent niche]

I wish we could grab peoples hair though

can we?

[woeful haven]

every progressive person will become conservative eventually

[potent niche]

I think it's more like grabbing their head still

[mild halo]

wonka

[hollow widget]

suffer 1 frame drop in this game and your frame rate is kneecapped until you restart the game lol

[woeful haven]

progressive people, even me, simply want to find a nice point where we are happy with the world and then stop there

[mild halo]

that's selfish

[woeful haven]

yeah being conservative is selfish and stupid

that's why people are progressive

[mild halo]

no wanting a world thats good for you is

[gentle surge]

Genuinely skinned bro alive

[woeful haven]

and it's less selfish to not want the world to change because you are comfortable and well-off?

[mild halo]

progressive people liberals etc are stupid

[woeful haven]

this is the way

[potent niche]

guys no politics in my medieval combat simulator

[mild halo]

You could just say you want a better world everyone but that's impossible

[gentle surge]

holy shit

[mild halo]

like i give a dayum

[woeful haven]

that's the goal for all progressives until someone tries to make the world better for someone they don't like

[mild halo]

thats not how a skull looks

[woeful haven]

why is he so nosey

[worn shadow]

"i think we should make society better somewhat"
"and yet you participate in society! curious!"

[mild halo]

liberals only want a better world for "minorities" and the "opressed"

[woeful haven]

yeah no shit those are people who should be helped

[worn shadow]

wildly untrue

[woeful haven]

that's why they're minorities and the oppressed

[mild halo]

🤦‍♀️

Look at my profile

[storm moat]

hes

ragebaiting

[woeful haven]

nationalist 💔

[mild halo]

some people shouldn't

[woeful haven]

masculinist 🥀

[potent niche]

https://tenor.com/view/i-could've-sworn-there-was-a-gif-of-this-whatever-squid-game-squid-game-edit-squid-game-edit-meme-i'm-so-scared-gif-12360771953743496060

[wispy tinsel]

Being a nationalist is just glazing your own country

Which can be valid depending on the country

[woeful haven]

3 steps away from "let's kill minorities i don't like"

you wanna tell us what people shouldn't?

[polar iris]

how the fuck did this go from talking about half sword to these dumb politics

[woeful haven]

willie rights

[potent niche]

someone said something about the bible and it led to this

[wispy tinsel]

A country's history past 100 years is irrelevant

[marble vale]

What the hell is this conversation

Y’all are gonna get the thread shut down

[outer cedar]

the whole post is about how the demo was better than EA reborn, how did this escalate to politics

[marble vale]

Talk about halfsword or leave the thread

[potent niche]

i tried

[wispy tinsel]

Not going home if you say that 🙏

Idk TIME TO REPOST SLANDER

[worn shadow]

guy whos political beliefs are based around the persecution of groups of people:

[marble vale]

Anyone else discussing unrelated topics will be timed out and warned

[hollow widget]

i think steam disabled the ability to review the game lol

[woeful haven]

lowk i think the game is gonna be perfectly good in a week, i'm excited for when the patches come out

[mild halo]

so are past injustices.

[wispy tinsel]

Reposting memes to delete politics

[quartz surge]

How did this thread devolve into politics?

[potent niche]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1079157702183374859/1390781146245369967/HAUNTEDYAOl_-_1940862492147962266.gif

[mild halo]

its keeping the heat off the devs

[hollow widget]

steam disabled review posting i think lololololol

[wispy tinsel]

My slander is allowed though right

[woeful haven]

the jester got thick ass thighs icl no wonder the baron likes him

[worn shadow]

this community is full of chuds

[pulsar hawk]

nationalism almost always leads to fascism

[hollow widget]

nah its full of people who expected a year long update to not be horiffically broken

[mild halo]

oh boy

Do you even know what nationalism is

[wispy tinsel]

DO NOT DO IT

STOP IT

[worn shadow]

who said anything about glazing the devs

[woeful haven]

your pfp reminds me of the guy from 400 years

[hollow widget]

DO NOT REDEEM

[worn shadow]

i refunded the game lmfao

[hollow widget]

DO NOT REDEEM

[potent niche]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1159698005235093555/1236585410822537276/reaction.gif

[quartz surge]

Sometimes, dead is better

[hollow widget]

DO NOT REDEEM

[wispy tinsel]

Obviously saying anything positive about the game or anything negative about the bad side of the community = glazing the devs

[potent niche]

guys can we talk about that Wenceslas guy

[hollow widget]

THE IDLE KING

[wispy tinsel]

I think therefore I am

[woeful haven]

your bio is hard asf btw can i steal it

[hollow widget]

WENCESLAUS SHALL SPELL RUIN FOR OUR LANDS

[worn shadow]

rene descartes was a fool

[quartz surge]

Go ahead, it's a song lyric

[worn shadow]

socrates was a cop out drunkard whos beliefs on knowledge hinged on the ignorance of divinity

[woeful haven]

this dude looks at you like he wants to rail you

why is he biting his lip like that

[potent niche]

he wants to measure your body

[woeful haven]

type shit

[potent niche]

he has to fit your willie and your armor afterall

[vivid wraith]

gotta take that crotch guard measurement

[quartz surge]

It's called a codpiece

[woeful haven]

they need to stop putting conservatives in our food or something

processed food bad

it makes willie fat

[restive jackal]

isnt that good?

fat willies

https://tenor.com/view/yuimetal-gif-2236335851178412850

[vivid wraith]

I love fat willies :3

[hollow widget]

i got FAT willie

[fading frigate]

refund now

[wispy tinsel]

What did this thread turn into

[foggy lion]

politics and willies

[wispy tinsel]

First politics now fat willies

[flint abyss]

anime

[flint abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/hastur-king-in-yellow-hello-chat-avery-d3rlord3-gif-4941962904786686506

[woeful haven]

perhaps

[foggy lion]

some of the things ive been seeing people say about the release are just Cruel its so funny

[wispy tinsel]

Most are true though

[vivid wraith]

Getting back to the topic, I think early access is good, just needs time to cook with the optimization. maybe the game worked well enough on the chonky devs PCs. What they should've done is do a closed beta first. I still have high hopes

[foggy lion]

i dont have examples but they are mostly true

[woeful haven]

can you be serious for 3 fucking seconds

[wispy tinsel]

Nothing factually wrong in the statement

[flint abyss]

UE5 slop engine

[keen drum]

It aint wrong

[foggy lion]

4 fucking seconds!!

thats a reference guys

[woeful haven]

who cares dude it's not the time or place

[wispy tinsel]

I guess bro

https://tenor.com/view/ahem-shit-loser-seriously-gif-5731140

[woeful haven]

we need actually serious discussion over the state of the game and memes that are TECHNICALLY correct aren't fitting

[wispy tinsel]

Can't have fun ig

[wispy tinsel]

Well feel free to dispute the meme

[foggy lion]

not what i was referencing but i do actually like world of dogs

[wispy tinsel]

And I'll send another one in response

[keen drum]

"Nooooo dont get angry cause you spent money and expected a EA to be better than a demo"

[vivid wraith]

I mean, chill, it's just a game.

[gentle surge]

I didn't like him

[woeful haven]

lmfao

[wispy tinsel]

Fire reference

Anyway yeah demo is better

[hexed rampart]

Hold up

[wispy tinsel]

For multiple reasons

[woeful haven]

well it's right so i can't dispute it

[wispy tinsel]

Mostly performance and graphics

[hexed rampart]

Stop arguing or complaining

[wispy tinsel]

No

[hexed rampart]

This is early access

[flint abyss]

oooooo

[stark lava]

the game shouldnt have released in this state, its as simple as that

[hexed rampart]

Just because it is early access doesn't mean it'll be instantly better

[stark lava]

no matter how you feel about the game rn, that is inargueable

[flint abyss]

they need money though

[hexed rampart]

Let the Devs cook

[woeful haven]

i can't make it past the stupid fucking beggar tourney dude, it's too laggy with 3 dudes coming onto me at once

[foggy lion]

woah

[hexed rampart]

Rather than pisd them off be patient

[flint abyss]

ITT people that have never done game development

[stark lava]

theyll just have to resolve this somehow, they decided to release it and are rightfully getting dogged on for it

[keen drum]

It will be good after updates. But its clear this was not ready for EA

[vivid wraith]

3 dudes coming at once you say? :3

[woeful haven]

not in the pleasant way

[wispy tinsel]

How do you even release a game in this state

[vivid wraith]

Awh

[stark lava]

ive been following this game since the itch.io demo, i want it to succeed, but charging money for this is just scummy

[restive jackal]

anyone know how to keep my character from falling over

[gentle surge]

sliced bro up

[wispy tinsel]

Most people with more than 2 year old hardware can't even play the game like

[woeful haven]

you don't

[wispy tinsel]

20 bucks

[restive jackal]

I wouldnt have minded it costing money if it was actually good

[flint abyss]

will my 3090 play good

[wispy tinsel]

Insane pricing for this lol

[restive jackal]

prob not

[wispy tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-24063814

[prime wagon]

cpu?

[quaint anchor]

Yes. My 4070-S does with epic settings

[woeful haven]

be too confident in the average gamer by optimizing for what most consider unachievable hardware

[stark lava]

nope 😭

[flint abyss]

9800x3d

[stark lava]

like unironically

it wont

some maps

yes

[prime wagon]

shouyld run decently

[stark lava]

but some youll barely be able to run

[wispy tinsel]

25fps take it or leave it

[restive jackal]

abyss is so ass now

[flint abyss]

it'll run eventually

[stark lava]

i wish they didnt bite you

like

[woeful haven]

piece of shit zombie biting my neck

[restive jackal]

exactly

[flint abyss]

buy low play high

[stark lava]

bro

[wispy tinsel]

Real

Anyway

[woeful haven]

neck biting is supposed to be hot, this is just annoying

[quaint anchor]

Im already high

[hollow venture]

getting up in the EA is like learning to walk for the first time again

[wispy tinsel]

No mods in chat ✅️

[stark lava]

your dedication to hating is admirable

[woeful haven]

willie is having trouble getting it up huh

[stark lava]

i respect it 😭

[quaint anchor]

Bro got muted lol

[stark lava]

oh nvm he got muted

[hollow venture]

he got timed out XD

[vivid wraith]

lmao

[stark lava]

the power tripping mods didnt like that one

[restive jackal]

im like 99% sure the devs are just trying to somewhat scam us

[woeful haven]

"i know you won't shoot me"

brb my dogs shat on the floor

[tacit rain]

does any one know what to do if i dont have any money to enter a fight

it feels like a different game compared to the demo

[restive jackal]

do a chore for the rest guy

[stark lava]

errands i think?

[hollow venture]

i feel like the hair is causing the lag

[tacit rain]

also the slums map is so weird

why is it that laggy

[restive jackal]

slums sucks

i got no idea

[stark lava]

the slums map seems like a ue5 asset flip

honestly

[restive jackal]

just go to settings and set it to direct x 12

[stark lava]

its so absurdly high poly and overly large

for no reason

[outer cedar]

i tried playing the game while only picking slums

[restive jackal]

ok the zombies are over fucking powered

they half weapons

they run

and they latch onto you

and bite you

[hollow venture]

they bite your hands off

[restive jackal]

ye

[tacit rain]

wait what theres zombies??

[restive jackal]

have not half my bad

[tacit rain]

where do you find them

[restive jackal]

ye in abyss

they completely ruined abyss with them

[stark lava]

yup they changed it so everyone in the abyss is a zombie thingy

[tacit rain]

oh

[stark lava]

that bite

for no reason

idrk

[hollow widget]

is this door tiny or is my willie giant

[restive jackal]

they also apparently make you drunk as shit when they bite you

[tacit rain]

you still go to the abyss if you die right?

[restive jackal]

yep

[stark lava]

yea

[flint abyss]

FREAK!!!

[woeful haven]

you didn't do anything slime i was deaduzz

[hollow venture]

tiny door

[woeful haven]

they're puppies and they refuse to learn where they should leave turds

[stark lava]

i would say the door is small but what the fuck is wrong w your willy

slenderman looking ass

[hollow widget]

it burns

my willie burns is whats wrong with it

[hollow venture]

the soundtrack is fucking fire

[restive jackal]

btw why the fuck do I have to pay a guy to sleep

ye

[woeful haven]

also zombies completely ruin the realism goal they had

[restive jackal]

you have to pay 2 coins to sleep when it turns night

[hollow widget]

yea the stature slider isnt really a stature slider but more so a tallness slider

[spark pebble]

tbf its the underworld you fight out of and somehow revive yourself if you beat it

[marble vale]

Power tripping is when you get asked to keep the discussion on topic 😡

[sharp phoenix]

my forest map came without a forest

[woeful haven]

i mean they could've stuck with the weird ambiguous soul abyss thing and never explain it but then they had to add ACTUAL UNDEAD CORPSES THAT BITE YOU TO DEATH

[stark lava]

didnt know half sword turned into a western 😭

[hollow venture]

is this guy farming

[hexed rampart]

You guys are overreacting

[hollow widget]

guys you can just leave slums

[tacit rain]

also how do you get more weapons/armor in free mode

[sharp phoenix]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m1jkonb6yAotcMvcL?invite=cr-MSxTY1UsMzAxNTYxMDcz&v=9

[hollow widget]

imma see how far i can gop

[stark lava]

turned ts into an adventure simulator

[spark pebble]

i feel like it wouldve been cooler to make them dead soldiers in general
still attack you like normal but they have like weapons stuck in them and their clothes are dirtied and bloodied like they spent a few days laying in a ditch

[hexed rampart]

That's just amazing

[hollow widget]

new TES just dropped

[woeful haven]

yeah that would be cool

[stark lava]

also highkey funny how the devs are surprised about the performance sucking and then the maps look like THAT

[woeful haven]

and like they're more aggressive but weaker with the way they handle their weapons

[hexed rampart]

How am I overreacting?

[hollow widget]

imma explorea little more and the jump off the map and see what happens

[stark lava]

they genuinely feel like asset flips

theres no way they built all this

itd be pointless

[sharp phoenix]

they also render every blade of grass outside of the map xd

no wonder this runs like shit

[hexed rampart]

You can't expect something to just come out and be perfection

[woeful haven]

generally when you optimize the map you get rid of the parts the player can't fucking access

[spark pebble]

they had 2 or 3 years or whatever, i dont think they would flip assets

[sharp phoenix]

this was my initial slums experience

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m1ibrN3A87WwphuW_?invite=cr-MSw0YWYsMzAxNTYxMDcz&v=23

[hollow widget]

well you can access by just walking

no glitches or exploit

you can just walk out the map

[sharp phoenix]

didn't ahve time to even load in and a guy was already trying to stab me

[stark lava]

well tbf they did release a game that was barely playable, i wouldnt put it behind them atp

[hexed rampart]

[stark lava]

this game is a perfect lesson in how to NOT optimize a game

[woeful haven]

maybe they should put down fences and walls like every map before EA

[spark pebble]

not understanding how to optomize or playtest something =/= scamming people and taking shortcuts

[hollow widget]

i am under da watur pleas help me

[stark lava]

okay how is the map THAT large

what

😭

[sharp phoenix]

what the bigger issue at play is how all of this was missed

[hexed rampart]

To be fair the community was really impatient

[fringe ore]

one thing thats probably a problem is that when you do errands to take the drunk man home, you can just kill him and take him home and its successful, tbh should be changed as in u kill him u fail or a punishment is held or u essentially get kicked out idk something more interactive and fun then killing him and its still okay if u take him home as a carcass.

[woeful haven]

fully rendered water shaders that you can't even see from a distance 🥀

[flint abyss]

ya'll should go download godot and mess around in it until you realize how hard game development is

[stark lava]

i dont think its a scam but its definitely VERY bad practice

[sharp phoenix]

ig i can understand the optimization since testers might have had different devices but

literally hitting

an npc in the head

[spark pebble]

yeah, thats definetly true

[sharp phoenix]

makes their hair turn white

[hollow widget]

i found a second one that you cant ever see from the arena

[sharp phoenix]

it's the first thing you notice

[woeful haven]

oh mb

[sharp phoenix]

and the arrow thingies near the sliders literally don't work either

????

[hollow widget]

nah you cant see either of them

[stark lava]

actually insane how they thought rendering half a country would be a good idea

[restive jackal]

k wtf

[tacit rain]

how do i get different weapons in free mode? i can only get a few options which are quite boring

[sharp phoenix]

lit feels like they had 0 testing

[stark lava]

when you fight in a tiny arena

[restive jackal]

it just spawned me into a round without my weapons

[sharp phoenix]

you have to unlock them in the progression mode

[hollow widget]

im getting so far

[sharp phoenix]

so your free mode ain't free

[hexed rampart]

I still find it dumb that everyone is so pissed off

[tacit rain]

damn

thats kinda pointless

[woeful haven]

wasn't everyone super cool and understanding about it??? i mean i wasn't in this discord around then but i swear everyone seemed pretty okay with the delay

[restive jackal]

it just completely deleted my fucking weapon

[woeful haven]

and all the "impatience" was irony

[hollow widget]

i found a fourth and fifth lake you could never se but has full shaders

[sharp phoenix]

it's not crazy to expect a game charging you 20 quid or even more for some countries to not be considerably worse than the demo and EXPERIMENTAL demo

to the point of being unplayable

[stark lava]

there is no way this isnt an unreal store asset

[hexed rampart]

Not for me

[stark lava]

genuienly

[spark pebble]

people were waiting years and really excited for Half Sword, and now that they pay retail price for real games they expect retail quality from real games
but in 80% of cases they cannot even play the game

[hexed rampart]

I just put my graphics to medium and optimised then to my liking and It worked

[hollow widget]

well, this is it, the end of the raod.... that im clipping through

[tacit rain]

hopefully they make free mode free since i pretty much played free mode only

[flint abyss]

20$ is not retail price

[spark pebble]

its 30 dollars

its onsale rn

[hollow widget]

THE BUSHES OUSIDE THE MAP HAVE HITBOXES WTF

[flint abyss]

30$ is not retail price

[woeful haven]

what map is this again?

[foggy lion]

half bored... heh

[strange isle]

idk why they just killed hand to hand fights, any spin kicks doesn`t work, and this all feels clumsy (oneshots in hand to hand any fight xdd)

[hollow widget]

SLUMS

[tacit rain]

what is retail price then

[crude token]

slums i think

[spark pebble]

if you are a slave to modern COD games sure

[flint abyss]

70$ now

[sharp phoenix]

this is why the slums are 5 fps

💔

[hollow widget]

walk across the bridge into the town or just out of the gate of the arena

[tacit rain]

do you mean they should charge 90 USD for crappy AAA games?

[stark lava]

its retail price for AA

[flint abyss]

wrong

[stark lava]

of course they wont charge AAA prices

but for this price

[hollow widget]

im getting 50 fps with a 2060 and 3700x lololol

[stark lava]

people are correct to expect a game they can play

[crude token]

even cellar has some dips in FPS when looking at certain spots

[flint abyss]

AA is like 40-60$

[crude token]

everything is too modeled

[tacit rain]

games shouldnt be more than 50$

[sharp phoenix]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m1fGE9ZDPIBVcyksC?invite=cr-MSxKb04sMzAxNTYxMDcz&v=7

[flint abyss]

your mom shouldn't be more than 50$

[sharp phoenix]

did testers just not

kill p[eople

[fringe ore]

And another thing during progession mode, you can hire mercanaries and pay them each day, but theres a loophole so if i have dont have enough funds i still have the pay them option and it doesnt rid me of my money and the mercanaries still stay in my party.

[sharp phoenix]

or what

[hollow widget]

look how far ive gottn

[tacit rain]

why so mad lmao

[sharp phoenix]

slicing any part of the head deletes the hair

[hollow widget]

that castle is the arena

[spark pebble]

compare it to games of similar price points, like Deep Rock Galactic
⁨@flint abyss⁩

[prisma falcon]

Why don't you say WHY you felt it was better instead of just talking trash

[woeful haven]

jesus christ bro

[tacit rain]

keep being a good goy and pay 50+ dollars for shitty games

[stark lava]

i dont think they did anything really

[sharp phoenix]

what's funny about the mercenaries is

[flint abyss]

I'm not even mad, I just gave your mom 50$

[sharp phoenix]

when you're in a tourney

the mercenaries get forced into the battle

even if you didn't assign them

tanking your fps even further

[hollow widget]

tfw you can just leave the arena

[sharp phoenix]

having to load in 4 npcs at once

[sharp phoenix]

or even more

[tacit rain]

good goy

[flint abyss]

that's a stupid comparison

[stark lava]

i genuinely wonder what the playtesting looked like for this game

it seems non existent

[fringe ore]

i havent even noticed that 💀

[versed creek]

Changing the settings in the early access changes your settings in the demo. Wtf dude

[hollow widget]

oh my god

[woeful haven]

i was supposed to buy mercenaries for the tourneys???

no fucking wonder i've been losing

[spark pebble]

its a game made by a smaller dev team at the price range of 30 dollars

[hollow widget]

thers 5 textures layers under the map the size of the amp

[normal summit]

goesfor demo too

[woeful haven]

i don't WANT to buy mercenaries, why should that be a required thing

[flint abyss]

totally different games mate

[stark lava]

there is no way bro

[hollow widget]

i jumped off the edge and fell through 5 texture before being in the skybox

[sharp phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-the-cycle-frontier-the-cycle-frontier-hop-on-the-cycle-frontier-gif-26888181

[normal summit]

honestly id give them better shit lmao

[spark pebble]

the type of game doesnt matter the quality to price does

[normal summit]

a fucking hammer bro?????? theres like 4 willies with spiked maces and shield

[sharp phoenix]

you can beat the tourney without them

[crude token]

why is it required?

[spark pebble]

if you charge high people expect high

[sharp phoenix]

the thing is tho

past a certain point

[spark pebble]

not that 30 dollars is ludicrous pricing

but its not low

[sharp phoenix]

having no mercenaries becomes super difficult

[woeful haven]

this merc can get it

[royal scaffold]

ok man...

[tacit rain]

atleast they have regional pricing

[flint abyss]

put the glue down

[spark pebble]

mmh. very compelling argument

[sharp phoenix]

am i the only one that feels like the tavern menu looks like menus of those old flash games

[spark pebble]

thank you for the contribution

[hollow widget]

the baron doesnt want you to know this but you can just leave the arena if you dont want to fight

[woeful haven]

it does, i actually really like it

i fw the tavern menu heavy it's a really fun idea

[stark lava]

its one of the few things i actually really like

[fringe ore]

yeah same tbh very cool add

[stark lava]

its a bit buggy and laggy but

its a cool idea

[woeful haven]

they just need to fix the damn character portraits

[hollow widget]

im gonna go look at the back of the castle

[sharp phoenix]

yeah it feels like the devs were misleading us with those teasers

[woeful haven]

the most important thing to show is the gameplay

[foggy lion]

the crossbow is in the game right

[woeful haven]

but they only showed us the bells and whistles

[sharp phoenix]

yeah

[foggy lion]

is it fun

[sharp phoenix]

you can get it at the forest map

[flint abyss]

I don't have time to explain how dogshit it is to compare two totally different games but muh price point lmfao

[sharp phoenix]

from the crate

[hollow widget]

well at least they cut down on one area (the only interesting one((teh castle)))

[sharp phoenix]

i haven't used it yet so idk

[tacit rain]

i mean the game is very fun but theres a lot of issues

[spark pebble]

if 2 resteraunts charge the same price you expect the level of quality to be about equal

[sharp phoenix]

mfw divine intervention stops me from advancing in the tourney and resets all my rank progress:
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m1ghmEWTBLe48Q1O4?invite=cr-MSxBangsMzAxNTYxMDcz&v=8

[spark pebble]

does that explain it to you?

[tacit rain]

its still half sword but with stuff (that in my opinion) are kinda useless

[hollow widget]

id lowkey rather have a castle to explore than a 100000x999999999 rendered file to do nothing in lol

field* lol

[woeful haven]

still not going to refund it because it will be more expensive in the future anyway

[flint abyss]

if it were AAA it'd be the same state but 70$

[hollow widget]

dude theres like 9 fully renderd lakes you would never see if you couldnt leave the arena

[restive jackal]

im gonna kill myself

[woeful haven]

also because i'm literally playing it and it's fun when it doesn't lag

[tacit rain]

they learned with the resident evil devs

[sharp phoenix]

mfw i get sent to the abyss and have both of my feet stuck in concrete for the zombies to consume me whole:
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m1jhPpOoANtsZJyh2?invite=cr-MSxwNUYsMzAxNTYxMDcz&v=27

[hollow widget]

and a bazillion full hitbox bushes youd never be able to hitbox with if you couldnt leave the arena

[stark lava]

definitely the more likely alternative

i get that its a small dev team but

if youre going to buy assets

at least modify them a bit to fit the game

[main sedge]

2 of these are just a skill issue

[stark lava]

some of the current maps couldve been trimmed down to 8 different maps with how large they are

[hollow widget]

bro the bridge into town on slums can break apparently

[versed creek]

I'm so sad man. I was SO excited for today

[stark lava]

its just weird

[stark lava]

there is no way

[hollow widget]

i just tried to cross the bridge back into the arena and broke while i was halfway acros it

[stark lava]

yup def an asset flip

jesus

[hollow widget]

maybe thats what supposed to happend when you try to leave

[fringe ore]

just encountered another odd thing with the drunk man, you can literally remove one of his limbs and still take it to the end and it still completes the errand

[sharp phoenix]

with how downgraded the combat is compared to the demo it makes it significantly harder to use your weapon in any way to defend

especially since they haven't removed auto parry

[woeful haven]

can't wait for them to render willie's pores for no fucking reason and not have an option to turn it all off

[hollow widget]

dude blocking is fucking impossible in this version

i spent like all night practicing my blocking for this update and now its just no possible

[stark lava]

the combat has just in general been downgraded

[tacit rain]

how much time was it in development? i only started playing around september 2025

[hollow widget]

a year i think

[sharp phoenix]

since 2024

[hollow widget]

and one month delay

[spark pebble]

this early access was a couple years

[stark lava]

i think they wanted to make it fit more weapons and body types but

[versed creek]

I don't understand how you can make such fun building blocks and immediately fuck up every aspect of it.

[stark lava]

early 2025

first demo was on itch.io in early 2024

[hollow widget]

her i am in the ravine with the broken bridge lol

[stark lava]

after that they made the known demo

[spark pebble]

bro do you remember how good the old 0.3 experimental combat was?

[stark lava]

and thats when this version started development

[flint abyss]

just chamber you noobs

[spark pebble]

i would kill for this again

[versed creek]

I started playing right after the play test became the demo

[hollow venture]

that was fucking sick

[hollow widget]

dude i got so good at chambering on the demo but now its stupidly difficult

[flint abyss]

me going from warband to bannerlord

[stark lava]

honestly the recent demo also felt really good

like

[spark pebble]

it was a downgrade from the 0.3 version to me in terms of combat

[stark lava]

at least WAY better than we've got now

[spark pebble]

but everything else was better

[tacit rain]

did they nerf the halberd too?

[hollow widget]

the bridge stays broke from round to round

[stark lava]

i think it was a downgrade but honestly kind of made up for by the gameplay being better

[muted bramble]

halberd is unusable now its basically just blunt

[sharp phoenix]

it was fun

[versed creek]

I just don't understand how they expected this to go well. Like in what universe would THIS be accepted by fans?

[restive jackal]

wtf is this game

[sharp phoenix]

even though it was significantly less optimized when you went further in the level

since corpses didn't disappear

[restive jackal]

this had a harder fall off then fortnite and sail vr combined

[sharp phoenix]

it was fun and had neat gore

and you were also able to grapple

now your willie has weak fingers

and 0 grip strength

[restive jackal]

in quality yeah

[woeful haven]

0.3 demo was the best... and now it's the only version you CAN'T obtain

[tacit rain]

fortnite still has a ton of people that play it but the game is so boring rn

[restive jackal]

so did sail vr

[past goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/dante-dmc5-dmc5-dante-cerberus-nunchucks-gif-6903361904537802064

[stark lava]

i think the devs wanted to make this version feel more "realistic" but in the process just made the game significantly worse playing

like

[hollow widget]

i just yeeted my opponent into the ravine lol

[stark lava]

they made the willies way weaker

[fringe ore]

nah i dont think this is a fall off like its essentially only up from here

[hollow widget]

id experiment on forest but for me forest runs worse than slums

[spark pebble]

[sharp phoenix]

it seems really random because willies can suddenly throw a nasty swing at u that decimates your skull

[stark lava]

its a fall off for now, hopefully we'll just look at this as a temporary dip in quality tho

[sharp phoenix]

even though you have damage to player set to the lowest

[woeful haven]

you know what i've noticed?
the game isn't very colorful anymore

[tacit rain]

its less of a fall off and more of a disappointment

[hollow widget]

i never got to play 0.3 cus i ddint start playing until about october i think

[sharp phoenix]

but sometimes they get grazed

and end up being cut in half

[sharp phoenix]

ue5

[stark lava]

its really weird yea

[hollow widget]

dude i stepped on an axe and lost my entire ankle earlier

[stark lava]

i cant grab someone

[sharp phoenix]

ue5 makes everything slop

[stark lava]

yet i can easily cut them in half

its so broken

[fringe ore]

yeah i believe the EA is better than the DEMO but with the EA they added quite a bit and was rushed the release so its very bugged

[hollow widget]

and enemy ai drops my fps by half

[restive jackal]

I would rather make a mod for blade and sorcery where you can jankily play it in flatscreen, then have to play this

[woeful haven]

the demo and previous versions all had this cool vibe of "medieval times were pretty and colorful but also incredibly violent" and i fw that HEAVY
now everything is dirty and gross????

it's so ass

[spark pebble]

imagine the combat but your mouse FULLY controls what you do.
your character doesnt do anything that you dont do, total control

[hollow widget]

i get 20 fps on slums until i kill the oponent then i get 50 consistent

[sharp phoenix]

it feels like instead of polishing the existing fundamentals like physics and damage stuff they ended up focusing on the wrong things

[stark lava]

yea they went too hard into realism i think

but its so weird because

they also

did the opposite

[sharp phoenix]

and not only do the fundamentals get left at a bad state but the new stuff isn't any good either

[stark lava]

with like the abyss n all

[woeful haven]

that vibe WAS realistic

it's less realistic now

[stark lava]

they just couldnt decide a direction

[woeful haven]

idk about that, i like a lot of the new content

[stark lava]

i mean realism in the general thought way where realism just equals dull and gritty

[sharp phoenix]

i heavily dislike the ui in some parts

[hollow widget]

how did they manage to completely fuck the enemy ai to wehre it halves your fps just having 1 enemy active

[woeful haven]

it's just largely inaccessible right now because you can't even get there

[stark lava]

usually people percieve that as realistic (for some reason)

[sharp phoenix]

not only is it clunky and inconvenient, it's also buggy

[hollow widget]

i get 50 fps on slums as oon as my opponent gives up or dies

its nonsensical

[flint abyss]

half game

[tacit rain]

id rather have another delay over this shitty early access release ngl

[summer oriole]

what y’all play on?

[sharp phoenix]

the devs said they'll focus on optimization btw lol

in a qna

[spark pebble]

nothing theres no way i can run this shit

[stark lava]

its good that they are but its too late

honestly

[summer oriole]

haha same

[hollow widget]

wwwathe devs said they would do there jobs after not doing for 1 year and 1 month

[stark lava]

the damage has already been done reputation wise

the steam reviews are screwed

[sharp phoenix]

they said this way before ea

when asked about how laggy it'll be

[stark lava]

jeez

says a lot

[restive jackal]

my character legit just started crawling instead of standing up

[sharp phoenix]

"we know not all of our players have good hardware but we'll focus on optimization" or something

don't remember exactly

[hollow widget]

press the other direction key

my character just fellover while i was tabbed into discord not moving

[tacit rain]

also DLSS feels like it doesnt do anything either

[toxic badge]

i was sent to the abyss,... my long sword killed me getting up

[stark lava]

i just dont get how it released like this

how did it go this fucking wrong

the game seems like it had absolutely zero testing whatsoever

surely they knew thered be a lot of hype over it

[radiant solar]

Pink role talm bout reputation. You ain't seen what holes this game has come out of

[spark pebble]

if they just added the new items into the demo the people wouldve been way more satisfied

[hollow widget]

dont worry guys if you play at 480p borderless mode you get sorta okay fps

[woeful haven]

tell us about it twin

i love storytime

[spark pebble]

dude the earliest version was better then this

[stark lava]

ive followed this game since the very first itch.io versions, i know its struggled, but its undeniable that having the game filled with bad reviews on steam isnt good

[hollow widget]

the jump is so pointless lol. in what situation would i need to ever jump while not moving lol

[sharp phoenix]

it's never been this bad

even when they literally disabled all gore in the playtest

it wasn't as bad

[radiant solar]

How are any of y'all having fps drops

[hollow widget]

have you guys noticed the half sword official twitter hasnt posted for like 2 years

[restive jackal]

this game isnt in a hole

[radiant solar]

My fps is going up playing this game

[restive jackal]

it is buried alive

there is no way of getting out of this hole

[stark lava]

it seems weirdly random, some people can run it, some people barely get 2 fps

[tacit rain]

i mean im having them but i can blame it on my 3050

[stark lava]

so induvidual experience doesnt really matter

[restive jackal]

that would require a literal miracle

[flint abyss]

obvious trolling is bad trolling @radiant solar

[stark lava]

what matters is that a large portion of people cant play it rn

[gentle surge]

holy side profile

[sharp phoenix]

the slums has an insanely huge map outside of the playable area where every single blade of grass and puddle is rendered and has shaders and sh

why would we not have fps drops

🕊️

[hollow widget]

guys if you walk backwards on the mud you dont fall over

[spark pebble]

this aint even Willie no more this is Willy

[tacit rain]

bros built like a pug

[stark lava]

did you hit his nose with a shovel 😭

[hollow widget]

it seems you only fallover when going sideways to forward

[gentle surge]

Thats just his nose

[radiant solar]

Ok

[hollow widget]

or*

[restive jackal]

btw this healing stuff is absolute bullshit

[stark lava]

poor guy

[sharp phoenix]

btw

when you escape the abyss

you don't get healed

[restive jackal]

ik

[gentle surge]

This is what happens when I hit someone with a shovel

[sharp phoenix]

and you still have to buy the heal

[stark lava]

and you cant heal either

btw

[woeful haven]

i was never able to enjoy the itch version because the weapon handling is really awful

[flint abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-garfield-nermal-mike-ehrmantraut-nermal-dead-gif-17527754643086201210

[stark lava]

it said i was fully healed

[hollow widget]

NEVERMIND you can only fall while sliping on the mud while walking worward

[stark lava]

went in a match

[sharp phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-axolotl-meme-ai-ai-slop-gif-320631449476692671

[stark lava]

died instantly

😭

[spark pebble]

it is i wont lie but they nailed it in the 0.3 version

[restive jackal]

this is the only way to skip the night

[gentle surge]

touched bro with my hand and his hand game off

[restive jackal]

by resting

[woeful haven]

i didn't get to play the 0.3 version before it got taken away in favor of the updated playtest

[hollow widget]

touched a bros hand you say? mighty sus.

[radiant solar]

You complaining about that?

[woeful haven]

-# PLEASE SEND ME THE 0.3 DEMO PLEASE

[stark lava]

the current willy would die from a light gust of wind so yea, probably 😭

[spark pebble]

-# idk how to do that beyond emailing you it

[hollow widget]

you can send files over discord

[woeful haven]

-# i mean i have a business email for a webcomic i'm planning to make if that works

[gentle surge]

Touched him with a pickaxe and he exploded into bits just a red puddle was left

[spark pebble]

yea but the file is too big even when zipped

[sharp phoenix]

it's cuz you prob went into a retribution match

[hollow widget]

ahhh

[sharp phoenix]

for some reason it starts you injured

[hollow widget]

put it in ggole drive

share the link

[spark pebble]

let me try that i dont want to use my actual email

[restive jackal]

retribution is bullshit though

[sharp phoenix]

even if you've healed beforehand

[hollow widget]

zip it, put it on google drive then share the link lol

its so easy to make a burner lol

[sharp phoenix]

i remember going into a retribution match and my arm literally wasn't functional

i could pull out my sword or anything

[restive jackal]

cause it went from normal sized people to the giants in the champion matchs

btw if you loose any items before surrendering or winning

they are permanently removed from your loadout

you have to buy a whole new one

[hollow widget]

oh my god you can actually only fall on the mud if you are walking forward

[woeful haven]

what's wrong with retribution?? it's literally free money

[hollow widget]

your character doesnt slip AT ALL if you go backwards or sideway

[stark lava]

i mean honestly its not that surprising that this game ended up like this considering its always seemed like the devs were really new to game development

[woeful haven]

what is even different about retribution, you just fight a guy who has like nothing and kill him easily

[marble vale]

I mean this is their first game

[stark lava]

for crying out loud the itch.io version was literally compiled as a game development version instead of a shipping ready one 😭

[restive jackal]

it spawns the big people with axes

[drowsy reef]

Yeah, I mean between my experience and what I read here it seem like different game

[stark lava]

(still hasnt been fixed btw, you can uncompile the game absurdly easy)

[woeful haven]

that hasn't happened to me yet :P

[spark pebble]

does not take a industry profesional to know about LOD and not making everything physics based when it doesnt have to be (especially with no option to disable it)

[restive jackal]

well its happend to me for like the past 20 times

[drowsy reef]

It spawn the last who beated you

[restive jackal]

ohhh

[hollow widget]

new tech just walk backwards if you have to go on the mud

[restive jackal]

that would explain it

[spark pebble]

obv the game is a physics game but i mean like the points on your tunic that flop around and stuff

[drowsy reef]

Hence the name: retribution, getting a revenge

[tacit rain]

did they even test this game? theres no way they fucked up this bad while testing it

[restive jackal]

cause its always that giant from the last round of the beggar tourney

[restive jackal]

optimization wise, they apparently tested it on a 4070

bro I swear if they update the demo to be like this

[stark lava]

do they just not have a testing team?

[hollow widget]

if you fall down the edge on slums taht has the hole in the fence theres a big mud model with no collision that can go inside of

[stark lava]

its genuinely mandatory for a game of this size

closed testing is an absolute must in any game development

[restive jackal]

probably not

they recruited some though

so I guess they do

my bad

[stark lava]

bugs happen because of different systems

[tacit rain]

they shouldve tried it in a virtual machine or with an average steam pc (3060, 16gb ram, 6 core cpu)

[wet lintel]

i love when willie gets hit in the arm with a hammer and his whole body get sliced in half

[stark lava]

testing it on one or a few is pointless

[hollow widget]

how much fps do you guys think those 100s of trees outside the map suck up?

[restive jackal]

all of it

[stark lava]

i guess only the devs know

hopefully they have learnt their lesson now

i seriously hope they have at least

[restive jackal]

WOW

IM ABOUT TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN

[wet lintel]

bro bout to get one hit by the zombie bite

[restive jackal]

I do got this

[stark lava]

how do you end up in these situations

[restive jackal]

I have a patented method of running around the coffin and when one followed me I hit em in the head with a custom mace

[hollow widget]

when she sucking on your nuts but you a gangster

[wet lintel]

ong they might just growl in your direction and you’ll just fucking implode

[tacit rain]

why the fuck do the early access settings affect the demo

[stark lava]

had a zombie suck on my crotch till i died

10/10 game

[hollow widget]

what the fuck thats insane

[mild halo]

• Life is Roblox.

[main sedge]

no its still pretty easy ngl

[tacit rain]

i put the game on low in the early access and DX12 and now its in the demo too

[hollow widget]

they have completely different installation directories and they bleed over that is fucking nuts

[restive jackal]

I MADE IT

[stark lava]

i think they didnt alter the appdata directory 😭

[restive jackal]

IM ALIVE

[stark lava]

actually insane

[wet lintel]

by a thread?

[tacit rain]

yup, its still one lmao

[stark lava]

jeeeeeeez

[restive jackal]

nah barely took any damage

cause of my ring around the coffin method

[hollow widget]

look at how many trees are outside the map on slums, and thats only in one direction

[restive jackal]

thankfully this time I didnt get stuck in the coffin

[wet lintel]

i had 6 one time and legit got one shot by the first zombie

[mild halo]

fr

[hollow widget]

those pictures arent squares by the way they are rectangles and you can only see all the trees if you click into a full vierw of the pictures

[stark lava]

been in development for over a year yet they never thought to change the save directory

how? 😭

[restive jackal]

im gonna beat this shit out of this man

[stark lava]

honestly just make him into the final boss

[mild halo]

Forgot to read the rules tiger 🫡 u should have VERBALLY told me 🫵 🎅

[tacit rain]

lowk im gonna be uninstalling the EA version until they fix this mess up, i dont want my demo save to get fucked up

[restive jackal]

he probably is

its just no one can find out yet

[hollow widget]

there are also hundreds of trees on the hills that are so far away youll never be able to access them because youll fall through the map first

[stark lava]

we'll never know since no one will ever reach that part of the game 😭

[restive jackal]

because they keep tripping and getting their head decappitated by the but end of a spear

[radiant solar]

Big dave prof hater

[gloomy smelt]

"44 Souls Seek revenge":

[wet lintel]

i killed a guy and as he fell over dying he dropped his sickle and it gently landed on my foot and my whole leg fell off

[mild halo]

sorry negan

[restive jackal]

bruh

[gloomy smelt]

It's the zombie apocalypse people

[spark pebble]

i really really liked what the game used to be and now its a bit shit im sorry negan

[hollow widget]

theres gotta be at least 500 trees outside the accessible areas on slums

[radiant solar]

Dude then just play the demo lol

[spark pebble]

im still on the 0.3 bro im just gonna be playin this

[radiant solar]

Nobody said you have to buy EA right now

[mild halo]

[spark pebble]

and thats fair but its also fair to share dissatisfaction with what we got no?

[stark lava]

people are allowed to complain about smth they spent their own money on

[mild halo]

Kinda a sad life you're living lad...

[hollow widget]

there are like 10 lakes youll never see during regular gameplay and hundreds of trees youll never see during gameplay and 5 map sized textures under the map youll never see during gameplay

[wet lintel]

bro is hateplaying LMAO

[tacit rain]

specially since steam doesnt offer money refunds with the payment method i used

[stark lava]

it doesnt hurt anyone as long as its not directly towards the devs

[restive jackal]

the devs are gonna pull a stormworks dev and have a tantrum because people said their game (or in the stormworks devs case, a dlc) was shitty

[radiant solar]

I wouldn't say that. I've seen how the demo was released. Same people like you flooded chat saying how shit the game is and whatnot. It got fixed overtime

[mild halo]

NO POLITICS

[stark lava]

most of the "hate" rn is banter or actual discussion

[hollow widget]

WHY IS MY DISCORD GIVING ME NOTIF SOUNDS WHEN I HAVE NO NEW NOTIFS

[mild halo]

REMOVE

QUICKLY

[wet lintel]

nahhhhh i think the devs can pull this out the hole it’s currently digging give them some time

[mild halo]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-clash-royale-emote-gif-23858585

[hollow widget]

DO NOT REMOVE SAAR

[mild halo]

their sleeping or drinking

i got muted for an hour didn't even realise it was a rule

[spark pebble]

i dont doubt itll become better with time it was just kind of shitty to put this out and set its price (when not onsale) to 30 USD

[mild halo]

pregnant man emoji

[stark lava]

i would be too after all of this 😭

[spark pebble]

it was fine when it was the demo cause it was free

[wet lintel]

OR OR working really hard and diligently to give us what we deserve

[flint abyss]

noob down

[stark lava]

thats pushing it

[mild halo]

https://tenor.com/view/mordhau-bg-mordhau-bg-gore-death-gif-19207823

think so

[hollow widget]

if the hole is currently being dug they will only be deeper with time they gonna have to work at double pace lol

[radiant solar]

So don't buy it.

[wet lintel]

you’re prolly right lol

[tacit rain]

hopefully it doesnt increase more than 30$ after full release though

[wet lintel]

lowkey they need to drop the price lol

[radiant solar]

If it didn't live up to your expectations return the game

[restive jackal]

ive gotten into the habit of absolutely trying my best to turn every dead npc into the guy who steals your kid in the forest

[onyx spade]

This is a terrible argument btw lmao

[flint abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/spoons-creepy-gif-10091879

[tacit rain]

thats the thing, i cant lmao

[stark lava]

a lot of people are already

[mild halo]

price is good it will get fixed the price is a literal burger king meal

[stark lava]

if a game is bad then youre allowed to call it bad

[spark pebble]

i woke up after this whole thing so didint bother spending the money on it

[hollow widget]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-mewing-mewing-meme-think-thinking-gif-8986451654826218658

[stark lava]

id get your point if it was directly attacking the devs but

people criticizing the game in here doesnt hurt anyone

[wet lintel]

25$ at BK? wtf we ordering lol

[radiant solar]

Y'all actin like $20 is a lot these days

[mild halo]

ARE WE FOR REAL we got people in here yapping about the price being too high while having discord nitro*

[flint abyss]

games price is the same as that one nerds mom for an hour

[onyx spade]

The price is fine, the issue is it was shipped in a VERY broken state

[mild halo]

enough

[wet lintel]

in this economy

[hollow widget]

a whopper witha large fry and large coke lol tf world do you live in lmao

[stark lava]

money is money

[onyx spade]

It is??

[restive jackal]

20 bucks for a game is pretty nice though

[stark lava]

people are allowed to have expectations if they spent the money they worked for on smth

thats just capitalism

[restive jackal]

this game isnt worth 20 bucks though

[wet lintel]

a world where i don’t go to BK lmaooo i don’t spend that much at any fast food place wtf

[mild halo]

agreed 19.99

[stark lava]

you offer smth for money

[spark pebble]

its 30 its onsale for 20 rn

[stark lava]

they didnt offer something good enough

[radiant solar]

But u bought it

[stark lava]

nd people are rightfully dissatisfied

[restive jackal]

this game is worth like 12 bucks

[sharp dock]

20 dollars for a game thats buggy and really fucked isn't cool bro

[flint abyss]

people should attempt even the simplest game in godot before opening their mouth

[stark lava]

i seriously do pray these devs manage to salvage this

[restive jackal]

you dont have to be a cook to tell someone their cooking tastes like shit

[mild halo]

Maby people should go sleep instead of staying awake until morning, when they wake up patch 60 will be out. ✅

[sharp dock]

I feel like they should've like had a copy of the demo version

[tacit rain]

why are you so angry about everything lmao

[onyx spade]

How would they know it wasnt worth the money, if they didnt buy and play it to find out? you sound uneducated

[flint abyss]

can you not cook lmao

[spark pebble]

https://klipy.com/gifs/fire-writing-2

[wet lintel]

i mean they already dropped a patch all be it small, so there’s hope

[flint abyss]

why do you think i'm angry? I just rented that one nerds mom for an hour

[stark lava]

i dont get the people just blatantly defending the devs with their lives

like

yea sure some people were way too harsh

[sharp dock]

can't hand someone a piece a shit and get bad when they say its shit

[mild halo]

i defend them

⚔️

[keen drum]

Omg switching to the demo is night and day how did they mess it up this bad

[flint abyss]

I expect gamers to cry and piss their pants about everything

[wet lintel]

oh i agree. they have some work to do to prove it to us but just trying to have a optimistic view cause i want the game to be good than what it is currently

[radiant solar]

They told you what to expect

[sharp phoenix]

retribution is fighting the same person who killed you and it starts you in an injured state

[grizzled mango]

Thank god someones paying attention

[flint abyss]

gamers and reading, a constant dichotomy.

[radiant solar]

🤯

[mild halo]

I defend the devs with my life!

[stark lava]

also on the steam page

[wet lintel]

was just about to say that

[stark lava]

the game is plagued with major issues and is unplayable for some

[hollow widget]

in a world where "performance tweaks" means the game is unplayable

[keen drum]

The expectation is to beat the demo lmao

[stark lava]

what the devs said in a discord announcement doesnt matter compared to the games steam page

[radiant solar]

It is playable and enjoyable? What did you download the evil halfsword? Or are you playing on a pos potato pc

[hollow widget]

uh oh here come the brokie accusations

[wet lintel]

here we go with the “you have a shit pc” angle again

[mild halo]

bro was so happy to finally release it tho 😭

[restive jackal]

this shit is not enjoyable

[onyx spade]

They set a precedent with the demo, obviously people are going to expect the EA to improve on it

[stark lava]

i have a 4070 and i can barely play some of the maps, simply because you dont have an issue doesnt mean everyone else doesnt

[tacit rain]

💔

[sharp phoenix]

maybe the israel gifs people had a point

[flint abyss]

half game lmao

[sharp phoenix]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G_Efyg_W4AAFy9L.gif

[mild halo]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-andrew-tate-haha-laugh-gif-27453905

[restive jackal]

they tested this shit on a 4070 😭

that means it wasnt even good in testing

[stark lava]

not well enough apparently 😭

[sharp phoenix]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m1iseXILvV6v_kkDP?invite=cr-MSxyZlMsMzAxNTYxMDcz&v=11

can somebody explain why the dude spawned in naked

[tacit rain]

considering they even tested it properly

[normal summit]

50/50
lots of bugs and gauntlet progress feels insanely slow
plus the lag adds to the unplayable meter

[last beacon]

Ain't no way they tested performance and said it was good I don't believe ut

[flint abyss]

obvious trolling is bad trolling

[mild halo]

RAY TRACING ARE U TALKING POLITICS??????

[stark lava]

i doubt they did

[sharp phoenix]

mfw when i went through 8 rounds of grueling and intense fist fighting in the mud just to get 4 shillings

https://tenor.com/view/dog-meme-dog-stare-dog-looking-dog-smile-gif-15321704391855838220

[mild halo]

1K PLS

[hollow widget]

race tracing

[stark lava]

but they didnt seem to care enough to actually resolve it and/or warn people about it

[mild halo]

holy

[wet lintel]

UE5 strikes again

[mild halo]

tracing rounds

https://tenor.com/view/europe-flag-blue-yellow-gif-14007245504248453736

[spark pebble]

is that that one thing they did in the 19th century with the skull measuring

[flint abyss]

should of made the game in godot

[mild halo]

This dog is not cute

[hollow widget]

no that ephebophilism

[mild halo]

fr how late for u?

[urban smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/zarlie-zirk-gif-9277731991787754864