DEMO was better than the base game

[last raptor]

the game tries to adjust your hands for the incoming attacks but it's never worked

[formal mountain]

I do think multiplayer would be cool too

[wary elk]

do people have to drill it into your skull that they can't do multiplayer

[last raptor]

and just messes up your control

[peak barn]

Its playing the game for us now 💀

[wary elk]

i AM gay

[frail dirge]

Oh yeah if you keep the mouse closed it holds it defensively

[fallow copper]

this is quite possibly the worst take i’ve ever heard

[formal mountain]

They’re 16 don’t listen to em

[wary elk]

YOU'RE GAY TOO

[frail dirge]

Thats not much of an issue just have bolder swings

[formal mountain]

😭😭😭

[fallow copper]

go back to twitter brother

[wary elk]

dawg i'm 15

[frail dirge]

Wow

[wary elk]

i'm even younger

we both suck

[formal mountain]

Yeah ggs bro.

[frail dirge]

Wow

[wide kayak]

the poses willem dafoe does 💔 💔

[fervent warren]

im gonna be 19 in 5 days guys

can you wish me happy birthday

[formal mountain]

I’d rather die than be anything below 20

[last raptor]

i don't think it's crazy to not want the game to move your shit for you in a precise physics game

[thorn wasp]

in 5 days, you greedy bastard

[wide kayak]

happy birthday

[fervent warren]

:(

[thorn wasp]

no one needs birthday wishes 5 days early. You get them on time

smh

[ionic idol]

i invest everything into half sword #ilovehalfsword #neverrefund #fuckrefundbros

[formal mountain]

See this is an actual criticism. I’m not gonna throw a tantrum and delete the game over it, but this is an actual criticism that isn’t just belligerent hatred

[wary elk]

don't talk back to me little missy

[formal mountain]

based

[peak barn]

big words, small brain

[frail dirge]

How else do you enter a defensive if it always regs as an offensive position

[ionic idol]

big wallet, small worries

[formal mountain]

Not one “big word” you’re just fried

😭😭😭

[wary elk]

refunding is literally fucking stupid, the game will never be this cheap again you might as well keep it

[thorn wasp]

i mean, its peoples money. They can do what they want

[wide kayak]

guys how do i do this innkeeper mission where you bring the drunk guy to his house without holding hands

[wary elk]

type shit

[peak barn]

bro simply cannot fathom font size

[wary elk]

sick pfp

[frail dirge]

I think they should increase rhe price to one gjilloon

[tiny wharf]

real asf

[thorn wasp]

ty!!

[frail dirge]

Isreaillion dollars

[thorn wasp]

cropped it myself LMAO

[haughty remnant]

guys i just got peasant this is so fun

[formal mountain]

oh you mean literally, still crying ggs 😭

[stone escarp]

Ur gunna crash before you get to that step

[ionic idol]

ON GANG. and the forest map looks MAJESTIC, i cant wait for the future

[fervent warren]

they fucked up my willy dawg we gotta go bald 😭

[wary elk]

i actually got in and could kind of play but i forgot to switch to dx11 and it was all orange

[frail dirge]

Why is he like a potato

Peel him

[formal mountain]

16 year olds when they get their first job

[wary elk]

why does dx12 make everything orange

you call yourself a chudlet gng you go outside

[frail dirge]

Because the game takes place in mexico

[formal mountain]

idk dx11 sucks period

[wary elk]

i meant dx12

dx12 makes everything orange

dx11 is fine

[formal mountain]

oh idk mines fine

[wide kayak]

your going home buddy

[last raptor]

when i want to defend i move my mouse and sometimes use alt to draw the sword closer in to me

[wary elk]

tbf i have a shitty office laptop so maybe it's just my specs

[last raptor]

and then parry the incoming attacks

[dire leaf]

unless its Hades

[thorn wasp]

jokes on you, stabbing barely functions!!

[last raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-meme-dog-stare-dog-looking-dog-smile-gif-15321704391855838220

[wary elk]

15 million missed pitchfork strikes on zombies

[last raptor]

my fists thrusted directly up

i've alr experienced this

[frail dirge]

Okay ovrdth

[last raptor]

how does that even happen yo 😭

[thorn wasp]

peak

[fervent warren]

my willie is a crackhead now

what the fuck is this

[wary elk]

halfsword devs cursed my game because i'm trans smh
sighhh transphobic!! transphobia!!!!

[frail dirge]

I just gave him long white hair and weird face and small body and named him sickly child

[ionic idol]

UE5 will never look photorealistic because it doesnt use good BRDF, same processing formula from the 90s, even modern day games use a more recent one, like BURLEY, the one UE uses make everything look plastic

[frail dirge]

Loser chud willie will prevail

[haughty remnant]

what frankenburg does to a fella

[wary elk]

are we so fr

[formal mountain]

dudes just a chud 😭😭😭

[wide kayak]

alright im gonna go prob never gonna see you guys again

[frail dirge]

Kuttenberg better

[cobalt pecan]

Should I keep playing or wait to get a refund? If I play for more than 2 hours, I won't be able to get a refund.

[wary elk]

you're not even like joking gng you're actually just a terrible person

[formal mountain]

16 and cooked

[thorn wasp]

did you like the demo?

[last raptor]

i like how every time you hit a willie's head their hair turns white

[formal mountain]

sad to see it

[last raptor]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/m1g8huMEWm2JhJVLA?invite=cr-MSw4U20sMzAxNTYxMDcz&v=15

[cobalt pecan]

Yeah

[frail dirge]

Beat your willie and bust on your pc for extra gpu cooling and 5000 more frames

Trust me

[formal mountain]

that word fell outta style when you turned 10

[haughty remnant]

henry of skalitz caught dueling in cellar

[candid vigil]

#game-footage-🎮🎥 message

[cobalt pecan]

I'm going to buy two 5090

[thorn wasp]

keep it then id say. The devs have a history of fixing their game in a relatively short time span, so most things will likely be ironed out in atleast 2 weeks

[cobalt pecan]

Just to play Half Sword

[frail dirge]

I feel quite ragamuffin

[wary elk]

please spend some time away from the internet and talk to your school counsellor

[frail dirge]

Gay bad

[ionic idol]

this guy plays games and jerks off all day

[frail dirge]

I am datinf a man but gay bad

[wary elk]

you're not even straight

[thorn wasp]

rage bate goes insane

[wary elk]

you're literally gay

[frail dirge]

Yeah but gay bad

Yeah

[wary elk]

type shit

[thorn wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/ragebait-lion-monkey-angry-wisdom-gif-15744115571249218128

[frail dirge]

Only a chef knows when food is ass or smth

[ionic idol]

why are we listening to null look at his pfp LMAOOOOOOOO LOSER!!!

[wary elk]

it's not that bad

mine sucks more

[lucid iris]

https://tenor.com/view/skv3r-gif-25798580

[wary elk]

i did draw it myself though so i think that's extra points

[haughty remnant]

wow you can loot weapons in the progression

this updates so cool

im having so much fun

[blissful gazelle]

WE trust the half sword developers ❤️

[wary elk]

i wish blade and sorcery devs did this

[frail dirge]

Blink twice if you have a gun to your head

[ionic idol]

yet bro got nothing to amount to his life to glaze

[lucid iris]

brutal

[wary elk]

he glazes his boyfriend that he hates

[ionic idol]

boyfriend, now it all makes sense

it takes a real dick sucker to ride it

[errant oyster]

Refunded already.
I will keep play demo 0.5.
EA is just another game no for me.

[ionic idol]

edgy with a anime pfp im crine

[frail dirge]

Whata bout me

[candid scarab]

real

[haughty remnant]

GOD you guys just gotta be a little more appreciative

[dawn gull]

Not enough

I must make more

[frail dirge]

Yeah ok bro im calling the triple t

[wary elk]

i have no opinions on the gameplay because i can barely get in

[frail dirge]

Tun tung sahuru

[wary elk]

why

loving is more fun

why not

[craggy needle]

I dont know about everyone else but i have 50 hours in the demo, even if the early access isn't great right now, its worth spending the money because they earned it with the demo alone. Best way to support them making it better

[haughty remnant]

i just made the most diabolicle weapon ever

[ionic idol]

so funny haha ur so funny bro

[wary elk]

i love you twin i hope you have a better future

[lucid iris]

my calendar is spelling 11th of september rlly weirdly

[fervent warren]

70 hours here, game definetely deserves a little more time before release, but it is fun

[craggy needle]

very edgy very cool

[wary elk]

i love you too

[frail dirge]

No

Tung tung tun Sahu r

[ionic idol]

no!!!!

i will ride 6 maybe 7 times

[indigo jackal]

Does anyone know why the character models look so weird?

look at the neck

[weak bronze]

what it means that its like closed

[dawn gull]

https://tenor.com/view/think-bro-gif-22403438

[indigo jackal]

doesn't match the rest of the body

[wary elk]

truth nuke

[wary elk]

barney please be my lover

[weak bronze]

?

[wary elk]

barney calhoun oooooggg

it's not even a roguelike

[errant oyster]

If they publish demo 0.6 as EA. Maybe I will do so. But this is another game.

[wary elk]

nothing is randomly generated about ts

[craggy needle]

Yea thats fair, i just dont get how people can have so many hours on the demo and refund it cause of its current state

[indigo jackal]

Putting slop under everything now

[dapper kelp]

Honestly, Hot take, add the new weapons and armor to the demo.

[indigo jackal]

friend slop, rougelite slop, battle slop, shooter slop, too much slop!

[wary elk]

game is kind of like the arena mode in exanima right now and i fucking hate the arena mode in exanima

[indigo jackal]

and its not even slop!

[earnest harbor]

Ahahhaahahahhahahah

[wary elk]

trailer jester

[shut peak]

How do I get jacked btw

[wary elk]

especially the hiring allies thing, that is so shitty

worst feature ever

give me free throwaway allies i never see again

[earnest harbor]

I would have been happy with a slightly updated demo

[dapper kelp]

It should be so very optional

[craggy needle]

part of the advantage of early access is that we the community help them with playtesting, it should'nt have been released in this state tho, i think it needed another month

[wary elk]

they DID do playtesting but they only accepted people who also had nasa pc

so no actual optimization work was done it seems

[dapper kelp]

Give a couple of brainlets in crap gear for free in modes that require them, and let the hiring of allies be an actual choice instead of just sorta... shoved down one's throat

[shut peak]

The game to play tested 4 times already

It was fine but they fucked it up now

[wary elk]

truther nova

[craggy needle]

play testing for games is always an ongoing process, it never ends.

as you add more stuff which they always are, you need more playtesting. just how making games workings

[dapper kelp]

True. Imo, they should have had the private playtests more accessable and available much earlier before release.

[craggy needle]

subjective, but objectively more content

[shut peak]

I still think they should’ve delayed the game 6 months and made another public playtest for the time being

[craggy needle]

yea would agree, probably didnt have stuff prepared enough for it though

[weak bronze]

i might be done for

[earnest harbor]

This thread has 2500 msgs

[frail dirge]

Feel the ancestors

[wary elk]

the problem is that all the new content (good, adds more customization and stuff) is only in the progression gamemode and is completely missing from freeplay

[frail dirge]

Fight through it

[wary elk]

why can't i make a messer the size of my gock in freeplay, it makes no sense

[kind brook]

[shut peak]

Just hire a bazillion mercs

[frail dirge]

Excuse me

[wary elk]

though at that point it'd be a dirk more than a messer...

[dapper kelp]

the team seems repeatedly overwhelmed by how liked the game is, and by how many problems exist in it. I think another large playtesting or demo would have seriously fixed a lot of these issues

[frail dirge]

Real people who walk among us btw

[wary elk]

i thought your idea of trans people is "going to jump off a tall height in a few months"

loser

[frail dirge]

Sus sus we are the sus

[hard briar]

😭

[earnest harbor]

Half sword dev team should be mutilated in the streets

[true crypt]

so they just downgrade their game

[weak bronze]

i died and now im left with no money and have to fight with no weapon

[true crypt]

the demo was sooo much better

[earnest harbor]

This was sitting on my whistlist for 2 years btw

[digital granite]

in the slums

[frail dirge]

No.. i am a soldier of my own will.. i fight for my dreams and will succeed.. satisfaction and inner peace can only be unlocked by understanding me

[wary elk]

burp i'm a teacher's pet
@pallid cypress can you kill this guy

[craggy needle]

completely, they couldve never expected this level of popularity to be fair. very hard to prepare for the best

[true crypt]

yeah bro for fuck sake

[dapper kelp]

Gonna be really dissapointed to learn that trans women have spring shoes included in the loadout preset.

BOING

[frail dirge]

Earn 50 willy bucks and buy the heaviest and biggest mace and crush skulls

[true crypt]

even the menu is shit

[shut peak]

Menu is fine your overreacting

[wraith nacelle]

yeah i kinda really preffered the demo
also wtf is this free mode? why can't i equip most of the shit in the game? why can't i make my own weapons for it? are we so deadass?

[true crypt]

why is there a black screen when the demo they was a good background

[wary elk]

i kind of fw it honestly

[past hatch]

real

[true crypt]

nah bro compared to the demo one was better

[wary elk]

the tavern menu i mean, it's a very cool idea

[dapper kelp]

it's a little clunky, and could use like maybe 2 more buttons, but over all is fine.

[wraith nacelle]

wheres like most of the gear in the game in freemode

[shut peak]

[wraith nacelle]

am i missing something

[true crypt]

yeah...

[wraith nacelle]

i mean yeah i'm missing the gear

[earnest harbor]

This is just pure hate thread

They will shut us down lmao

[wary elk]

null got banned btw

[dapper kelp]

No. Shit.

[shut peak]

Half sword mod team are dictators lmao

[craggy needle]

deserved

[true crypt]

yeah your right im just gonna refund my game

[shut peak]

No freedom of speech

[wary elk]

wait type shit though

this is fax

[weak bronze]

another try

[earnest harbor]

We need a real freemod

[dapper kelp]

MFW freedom of speech doesn't include off topic harrassment of minorities lmao

[true crypt]

if they can ban people they could also ban their game no ?

[wraith nacelle]

yeah i blocked that guy lol

[wary elk]

it ISN'T though, it's comparing free mode to slaves

[earnest harbor]

Where i can generate my enemy so that i can have a proper longsword t7 fight

[wary elk]

we are as free as slaves

[shut peak]

It’s not an online game so no

[dapper kelp]

No no no no, not yoursssss

[mossy stump]

I think the only issue with this game is free mode abyss and performance let's be honest

[clear quest]

The way I see it the demo was the potential of the game and then again this is early access it isn’t even a fully polished game yall

[wraith nacelle]

i literally cannot get past the tournament because the game lags to 5fps like what the fuck is this shit man 😭

minimum requirements my ass

[shut peak]

The skeletons in abyss are op as fuck

[wraith nacelle]

just don't kill people silly smh

[rigid cedar]

nah

[wraith nacelle]

also they bite

[scarlet trellis]

I feel kind of bad for the developers because of all the people that are harassing them but at the same time this performance is really bad\

[earnest harbor]

Fucking yes

[still crypt]

the softlock bug making you reset all progress....

[echo crow]

Accurate in the 1900's and most parts of 20th century as well

[formal sedge]

also the progression is extremely buggy and it can delete your character anytime it wants to soo.. basically the whole game is a problem

[wary elk]

can they add hot lizard people to half sword, i would forgive them i thinks

[still crypt]

yeee

[mossy stump]

Turn on dx12 and dlss trust it performs better i have a shit pc and I worked

[shut peak]

Well I don’t purposely kill people I just injure them lmao