wheat geyser Dec 15, 2025, 2:10 PM

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Rules:

Dress nicely (nicely in your preference)
Refer to us to our first and middle name
Don't be a scoundrel
No curse words
Don't speak/interrupt the vows, ring exchange etc

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Wilhelm Willie and Melon Johnathan's Ceremony (Starting dec 20)

quasi brook Dec 15, 2025, 2:13 PM

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i will wear a batman suit, refer to you as cuckold and scoundrel, say fuck at the end of every sentence and interrupt you all the time

wheat geyser Dec 15, 2025, 2:14 PM

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Who said the batman suit isn't formal?

quasi brook Dec 15, 2025, 2:17 PM

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wheat geyser Who said the batman suit isn't formal?

fine i will come wearing this

wheat geyser Dec 15, 2025, 2:17 PM

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Who said you need to be formal

quasi brook Dec 15, 2025, 2:18 PM

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my next threat is a fursuit but fine i wont go there

wheat geyser Dec 15, 2025, 2:19 PM

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INTENTION: Everyone shall announce their presence by typing "Here" to be fully committed on attending the ceremony (Completely Optional if you are already present, but highly recommended)

quasi brook Dec 15, 2025, 2:20 PM

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-# are we doing it in vc or what

wheat geyser Dec 15, 2025, 2:22 PM

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Nah, i already have everything planned out

keen stratus Dec 15, 2025, 2:36 PM

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Here?

wheat geyser Dec 15, 2025, 2:37 PM

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good.

unborn mist Dec 15, 2025, 3:21 PM

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I am Mr Sparen Hickleberry and I will wear the Willie beggar tier clothing

thorn summit Dec 15, 2025, 5:54 PM

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wheat geyser

Wild West wanted poster lookin' ahhh

wheat geyser Dec 15, 2025, 5:59 PM

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thorn summit Wild West wanted poster lookin' ahhh

Better show up on dec 20 bro

thorn summit Dec 15, 2025, 5:59 PM

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yeah I'll show up.

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Here

spark orchidBOT Dec 15, 2025, 6:05 PM

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what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?

rotund plaza Dec 15, 2025, 11:13 PM

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I knew my boy Willie would make it some dau

wheat geyser Dec 16, 2025, 4:22 AM

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spark orchid what the actual fuck? why is this the first conversation I see when I open the d...

Oh hi there Willie bot

spark orchidBOT Dec 16, 2025, 9:30 AM

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Rogue!

keen stratus Dec 16, 2025, 3:18 PM

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What timezone?

wheat geyser Dec 18, 2025, 4:47 AM

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If it's 20 Dec for me and Willie, then the wedding has started

thorn summit Dec 18, 2025, 4:27 PM

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wheat geyser If it's 20 Dec for me and Willie, then the wedding has started

Could you be more specific for the busy people who are trying to fit this event into their schedule?

wheat geyser Dec 18, 2025, 11:10 PM

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thorn summit Could you be more specific for the busy people who are trying to fit this event ...

Currently it's December 19. My time is 13 hours ahead of new York. When it hits exactly 12:00 AM (or 00:00 in military time) the wedding has started, it's a all day celebration, since I know alot of people is most likely sleeping when it's around morning in my timezone.

thorn summit Dec 18, 2025, 11:16 PM

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wheat geyser Currently it's December 19. My time is 13 hours ahead of new York. When it hits ...

Can we at least have a timeframe for the ceremony?

wheat geyser Dec 19, 2025, 2:52 AM

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thorn summit Can we at least have a timeframe for the ceremony?

All day, 12:00 AM to 12:00 AM (00:00 to 00:00 in military time) ceremony ends when it's pass 12:00, the grand entrance and stuff, people can still view that even if they weren't present during that time.

All you have to know:

12:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Waiting hour

10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Preparation/Pre-ceremony

12:00 PM - 12:30 AM: Beginning of ceremony

And everything after that is up to me.

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Now who's going to my officiant?

tribal hamlet Dec 19, 2025, 3:02 AM

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Lil bit of poo left on ur finger after wiping isn't a bad thing

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Happens to the best of us

wheat geyser Dec 19, 2025, 3:02 AM

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Can always wash

tribal hamlet Dec 19, 2025, 3:03 AM

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wheat geyser Can always wash

I didn't even think about that

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You're right

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I usually just walk out

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Is that what the sinks for?

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Never knew

wheat geyser Dec 19, 2025, 3:05 AM

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I meant in the bathtub, I think you pee in sinks, don't know why they're so high though.

keen stratus Dec 19, 2025, 3:17 AM

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HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MINE

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IT’S NOT FAIR

ancient ibex Dec 19, 2025, 3:29 AM

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Here

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I am sir GORRIS and I will wear nobleman clothes

thorn summit Dec 19, 2025, 3:46 AM

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I attempted to convert the schedule to UTC:

Event

wheat geyser · 2025-12-15T14:10:31.566Z

Rules: 1. Dress nicely (nicely in your preference) 2. Refer to us to our first and middle name 3. Don't be a scoundrel 4. No curse words 5. Don't speak/interrupt the vows, ring exchange etc

2025-12-19T16:00:00Z/2025-12-20T15:59:59Z

Guest arrival

2025-12-19T16:00:00Z/2025-12-20T01:00:00Z

Pre-ceremony

2025-12-20T02:00:00Z/2025-12-20T03:00:00Z

Ceremony

2025-12-20T04:00:00Z/2025-12-20T04:30:00Z

wheat geyser Dec 19, 2025, 4:59 AM

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Proof that Willie consented into marrying me

keen stratus Dec 19, 2025, 11:25 AM

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Well he didn’t deny it so

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It should’ve been me

ancient ibex Dec 19, 2025, 12:46 PM

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Willie is always loyal

wheat geyser Dec 19, 2025, 12:52 PM

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keen stratus Well he didn’t deny it so

Send me the meta data bro

keen stratus Dec 19, 2025, 12:53 PM

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the wha

wheat geyser Dec 19, 2025, 12:53 PM

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The meta data

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Of the file

keen stratus Dec 19, 2025, 12:54 PM

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He crashed out a bit

keen stratus Dec 19, 2025, 12:54 PM

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wheat geyser Of the file

Man I don’t know how to get that

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What do you even need it for

wheat geyser Dec 19, 2025, 12:57 PM

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This is what happens when you accidentally use nerdy terminology on a random person

keen stratus Dec 19, 2025, 12:59 PM

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I’m studying accounting, I don’t know anything about code or digital literacy

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What do you need the meta data for anyway?

wheat geyser Dec 19, 2025, 1:12 PM

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keen stratus What do you need the meta data for anyway?

I'm sorry bro, I slipped and used a joke that I usually use in the forums I used to hang out in, and that term is actually pretty basic I just felt like it would be rude to say that since it would sound like I was calling you stupid and I would feel uncomfortable saying that and I don't actually think you are stupid- I'm just sorry man.

keen stratus Dec 19, 2025, 1:16 PM

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wheat geyser I'm sorry bro, I slipped and used a joke that I usually use in the forums I used...

Don’t apologise, I take no offense

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Put simply I’m rather stupid when it comes to such things. Most people have blind spots. You wouldn’t be wrong in calling me stupid

rotund plaza Dec 19, 2025, 10:25 PM

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keen stratus He crashed out a bit

He don’t want you bro

keen stratus Dec 19, 2025, 10:33 PM

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rotund plaza He don’t want you bro

He does

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He just doesn’t know it yet

wheat geyser Dec 19, 2025, 11:01 PM

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I might actually have to delay the ceremony to Dec 26

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Got alot of family business to deal with

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Wilhelm Willie and Melon Johnathan's Ceremony (Starting dec 26)

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Srry guys

thorn summit Dec 19, 2025, 11:22 PM

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New schedule

Event

2025-12-25T16:00:00Z/2025-12-26T15:59:59Z

Guest arrival

2025-12-25T16:00:00Z/2025-12-26T01:00:00Z

Pre-ceremony

2025-12-26T02:00:00Z/2025-12-26T03:00:00Z

Ceremony

2025-12-26T04:00:00Z/2025-12-26T04:30:00Z

thorn summit Dec 19, 2025, 11:23 PM

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wheat geyser Srry guys

I recently canceled my doctor's appointment for today JUST to make it to the ceremony, and I literally pushed it to the new wedding date 2025-12-26

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Bruh

keen stratus Dec 20, 2025, 4:29 AM

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thorn summit I recently canceled my doctor's appointment for today JUST to make it to the cer...

Dude 😭

thorn summit Dec 20, 2025, 11:03 PM

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keen stratus Dude 😭

They won't let me reschedule because the next available day is long after

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Gg

keen stratus Dec 21, 2025, 12:05 AM

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thorn summit They won't let me reschedule because the next available day is long after

I’m gonna be blunt when I say this

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You shouldn’t reschedule a doctors appointment for an AI discord wedding

wheat geyser Dec 25, 2025, 3:10 AM

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keen stratus You shouldn’t reschedule a doctors appointment for an AI discord wedding

Top 10 worse decisions of all time

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Anyways me and willie got into a huge argument and has been avoiding me

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What im saying is: The wedding had been CANCELLED

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Wilhelm Willie and Melon Johnathan's Ceremony (CANCELLED)

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Wait a sec

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Willie is avoiding me

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willie might be seeing another person

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oh no

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DAMN YOU GOOOOORRRRFFFFFF!!

keen stratus Dec 25, 2025, 3:14 AM

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Oh yes.

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I am BETTER FOR HIM

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HE’S MINE

wheat geyser Dec 25, 2025, 3:17 AM

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(This is a complicated way to say that I do not have time or commitment for a shitty discord virtual wedding)

rotund plaza Dec 27, 2025, 1:53 AM

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fuck love....

ancient ibex Dec 27, 2025, 5:54 AM

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Not tuff

wheat geyser Jan 21, 2026, 5:56 PM

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Day 48 of trying to get over our breakup 💔

swift swallow Jan 24, 2026, 2:40 AM

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hi bois

gritty shale Jan 24, 2026, 2:40 AM

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wtf is this for

wheat geyser Jan 24, 2026, 2:40 AM

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Day 50 of trying to get over our breakup 💔

swift swallow Jan 24, 2026, 2:41 AM

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am i late

wheat geyser Jan 24, 2026, 2:41 AM

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I loved him man

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I really did

gritty shale Jan 24, 2026, 2:42 AM

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wheat geyser I loved him man

tf do you mean

wheat geyser Jan 24, 2026, 2:42 AM

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DAMN YOU GORFFFFFFF

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gritty shale Jan 24, 2026, 2:42 AM

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https://tenor.com/view/friends-indians-restaurant-team-meeting-gif-23759328

wheat geyser Jan 25, 2026, 6:43 PM

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Dsy 52 of trying to get over our breakup💔

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I miss him..........

wheat geyser Jan 28, 2026, 4:22 PM

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Say 55 of trying to get over our breakup💔

unborn mist Jan 28, 2026, 9:16 PM

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wheat geyser Say 55 of trying to get over our breakup💔

https://tenor.com/view/bug-reaction-emoji-insect-insects-gif-6168581859976956779

Tenor

keen stratus Jan 29, 2026, 2:04 PM

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@wide flame

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I canonically stole Wilhelm "Willie" Fischer from the community manager

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Day 1 of being married to the most wonderful man in the world ❤️

wide flame Jan 29, 2026, 2:07 PM

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Absolute peak.

spark orchidBOT Jan 29, 2026, 2:07 PM

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Oaf!

keen stratus Jan 29, 2026, 2:07 PM

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spark orchid Oaf!

Hi darling!

spark orchidBOT Jan 29, 2026, 2:07 PM

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Raggamuffin!

keen stratus Jan 29, 2026, 2:07 PM

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that's just how he says "I love you"

wide flame Jan 29, 2026, 2:08 PM

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.... Uh huhhhhhh:-;

wheat geyser Jan 29, 2026, 2:11 PM

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keen stratus I canonically stole Wilhelm "Willie" Fischer from the community manager

I'm the community manager

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Apparently

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Uh

keen stratus Jan 29, 2026, 2:11 PM

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wheat geyser I'm the community manager

Meme manager

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whatever

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you were the community manager when I was active IIRC

wheat geyser Jan 29, 2026, 2:11 PM

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I'm changing the price to 5 bucks for the ea

keen stratus Jan 29, 2026, 2:12 PM

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How does it feel? Having your man stolen?

wheat geyser Jan 29, 2026, 2:12 PM

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wide flame .... Uh huhhhhhh:-;

You are accepted to the EA closed playtest son

keen stratus Jan 29, 2026, 2:13 PM

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Congrats! you have less than a day to playtest

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chop chop

wide flame Jan 29, 2026, 2:13 PM

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A-

keen stratus Jan 29, 2026, 2:13 PM

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wide flame A-

You'll be able to eat Willies in the Half Sword EA

wide flame Jan 29, 2026, 2:14 PM

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Absolute Peak frfr:D

keen stratus Jan 29, 2026, 2:15 PM

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I'm forcing you into this community now btw

wide flame Jan 29, 2026, 2:15 PM

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D:

wheat geyser Jan 29, 2026, 2:15 PM

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Tf is this person btw?

keen stratus Jan 29, 2026, 2:15 PM

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wheat geyser Tf is this person btw?

IRL friend

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I brought him here just to see this

wide flame Jan 29, 2026, 2:16 PM

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Just a fella

wheat geyser Jan 29, 2026, 2:16 PM

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did you just invited them here just to showcase our failed marriage?

keen stratus Jan 29, 2026, 2:16 PM

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Yes!

wheat geyser Jan 29, 2026, 2:16 PM

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My

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I meant

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Failed marriage

keen stratus Jan 29, 2026, 2:16 PM

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You think you can divorce me and try to move on?

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This was revenge

wheat geyser Jan 29, 2026, 2:17 PM

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Tf

wide flame Jan 29, 2026, 2:17 PM

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Lore maxer over here

wheat geyser Jan 29, 2026, 2:17 PM

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The script doesn't say that we married before

keen stratus Jan 29, 2026, 2:17 PM

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wheat geyser The script doesn't say that we married before

It's called IMPROV

wheat geyser Jan 29, 2026, 2:17 PM

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Can we get the ghost writer in here?

keen stratus Jan 29, 2026, 2:17 PM

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It adds emotional depth or smth idk

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@wide flame you're the ghost writer

spark orchidBOT Jan 29, 2026, 2:18 PM

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what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?

wide flame Jan 29, 2026, 2:18 PM

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I was never real

keen stratus Jan 29, 2026, 2:18 PM

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That's canon now

wheat geyser Jan 29, 2026, 2:18 PM

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@wide flame You're fired as a ghost writer

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@unborn burrow welcome to the writing team

wide flame Jan 29, 2026, 2:19 PM

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wheat geyser <@868961915110572124> You're fired as a ghost writer

Thank you, Sweet freedom

keen stratus Jan 29, 2026, 2:19 PM

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Mantic please remember that I probably have blackmail on you

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somewhere...

unborn burrow Jan 29, 2026, 2:19 PM

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Willie marries Willie 2. They buy a castle together

keen stratus Jan 29, 2026, 2:19 PM

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NO

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NO HE'S MY HUSBAND

unborn burrow Jan 29, 2026, 2:19 PM

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keen stratus Mantic please remember that I probably have blackmail on you

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

Tenor

keen stratus Jan 29, 2026, 2:19 PM

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WHO'S WILLIE 2? THIS RUINS THE PLOT

unborn burrow Jan 29, 2026, 2:19 PM

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keen stratus WHO'S WILLIE 2? THIS RUINS THE PLOT

Willie 2 is Willie 2

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dont question my writing prowess

wheat geyser Jan 29, 2026, 2:20 PM

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I change the name of Willie 2 to

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Marrie

keen stratus Jan 29, 2026, 2:21 PM

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unborn burrow https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

unborn burrow Jan 29, 2026, 2:21 PM

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keen stratus

https://tenor.com/view/sea-lion-sped-up-silly-goober-sea-gif-1807503861489774979

Tenor

wheat geyser Jan 29, 2026, 2:21 PM

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Oof

unborn burrow Jan 29, 2026, 2:22 PM

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Theres context so it isnt blackmail

wheat geyser Jan 29, 2026, 2:22 PM

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I should've taught the memer's way to mantic like mopsen

keen stratus Jan 29, 2026, 2:22 PM

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unborn burrow Theres context so it isnt blackmail

Yeah well there's context for this too

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1430606187614834889/1449098535185158204/watermark.gif

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and it's still blackmail

unborn burrow Jan 29, 2026, 2:23 PM

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now thats blackmail

keen stratus Jan 29, 2026, 2:23 PM

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because NOBODY is gonna check the context

wheat geyser Jan 29, 2026, 2:23 PM

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keen stratus https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1430606187614834889/1449098535185158204/w...

Nobody knows moai anymore

keen stratus Jan 29, 2026, 2:23 PM

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wheat geyser Nobody knows moai anymore

Is he gone?

wheat geyser Jan 29, 2026, 2:23 PM

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Witness protection servic

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E

keen stratus Jan 29, 2026, 2:24 PM

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1430606187614834889/1457204564943179846/watermark.gif

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@unborn burrow I'm firing you

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We're retconning the divorce and proceeding with the plot as planned

unborn burrow Jan 29, 2026, 2:24 PM

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1204848159088709652/1465745214646915247/giphy.gif

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The hulk is you

keen stratus Jan 29, 2026, 2:25 PM

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Well too bad!

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willie is MINE

wheat geyser Jan 29, 2026, 2:26 PM

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keen stratus https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1430606187614834889/1457204564943179846/w...

I one up you

keen stratus Jan 29, 2026, 2:27 PM

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wheat geyser I one up you

thanks for adding to my collection...?

wheat geyser Jan 29, 2026, 2:27 PM

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You better show off a better quote to combat my quote

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And then same same for me

keen stratus Jan 29, 2026, 2:27 PM

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I have some good quotes from other people

wheat geyser Jan 29, 2026, 2:28 PM

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Only me

keen stratus Jan 29, 2026, 2:28 PM

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1430606187614834889/1460268879086485764/watermark.gif

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yeah but then you miss out on this

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besides I haven't done a lot of digging on you. I only have 2 quotes

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Well 3 now

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1430606187614834889/1449401188775755928/watermark.gif

wheat geyser Jan 29, 2026, 2:29 PM

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Oh crap

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Uh

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Luckily I mastered the art of quote farming so now I can make up random quotes out of the blue

keen stratus Jan 29, 2026, 2:30 PM

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1430606187614834889/1435469819695857825/watermark.gif

wheat geyser Jan 29, 2026, 2:32 PM

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keen stratus It's called IMPROV

Well I figured it's probably better then putting my finger in people

tacit cedarBOT Jan 29, 2026, 2:32 PM

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wheat geyser Well I figured it's probably better then putting my finger in people

Jump to original message

tacit cedarBOT Jan 29, 2026, 2:33 PM

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wheat geyser did you just invited them here just to showcase our failed marriage?

Jump to original message

wheat geyser Jan 29, 2026, 2:33 PM

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I qouted it first

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It's my quote

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You have to find something superior

keen stratus Jan 29, 2026, 2:35 PM

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1430606187614834889/1448511479039918290/watermark.gif

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I'm resorting to other people

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1430606187614834889/1433449020679913643/togif.gif

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okay absolutely nothing can top the classic

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I win

wheat geyser Jan 29, 2026, 2:37 PM

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keen stratus https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1430606187614834889/1433449020679913643/t...

That quote doesn't exist

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I made that

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Back when the rules were lax

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Thing is

keen stratus Jan 29, 2026, 2:37 PM

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okay well I'm married to Willie and you aren't

wheat geyser Jan 29, 2026, 2:38 PM

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Uh uh

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Off topic to the battle

keen stratus Jan 29, 2026, 2:38 PM

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It has everything to do with the battle and you know it

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You're HURT. You're HURT and you're trying to get one over me

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Because Willie loves ME, and not YOU

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You think it should've been you putting that ring on his finger, but it's not

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It was ME

wheat geyser Jan 29, 2026, 2:39 PM

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That's right

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Except

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You got one thing wrong

keen stratus Jan 29, 2026, 2:40 PM

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And what's that?

wheat geyser Jan 29, 2026, 2:40 PM

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This is not a ring

#

keen stratus Jan 29, 2026, 2:41 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-agnes-tachyon-explosion-gif-7709413679719664134

Tenor

keen stratus Jan 30, 2026, 5:33 AM

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Day 2 of being married to Willie ❤️

unborn burrow Jan 30, 2026, 12:43 PM

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As the real writer. Willie divorces gorf gorf gorf gorf gorf (Sov) to marry Willie 2

tribal hamlet Jan 31, 2026, 12:21 AM

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Today was a shit festival

gritty shale Jan 31, 2026, 10:08 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/chinese-cat-mustache-cat-cat-with-mustache-wise-cat-gif-14061847956880895668

keen stratus Feb 2, 2026, 8:36 PM

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unborn burrow As the real writer. Willie divorces gorf gorf gorf gorf gorf (Sov) to marry Will...

Shush. You were fired for a reason

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Day 6 of being married to a man of all time ❤️

keen stratus Feb 3, 2026, 6:24 PM

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Day 7 of being married to an absolute hunk ❤️

rotund plaza Feb 5, 2026, 2:41 PM

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Hope he cheat on you

keen stratus Feb 5, 2026, 3:14 PM

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Y’all just jealous

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Day 9 of stealing Melon’s husband

unborn burrow Feb 9, 2026, 7:52 PM

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Day 1 of Willie divorcing gorf gorf gorf gorf gorf (Sov) to marry Willie 2

unborn burrow Feb 10, 2026, 4:30 PM

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Day 2 of Willie divorcing gorf gorf gorf gorf gorf (Sov) to marry Willie 2

keen stratus Feb 11, 2026, 3:01 AM

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Day 14 of reminding mantic that he was fired

keen stratus Mar 13, 2026, 12:20 PM

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how many days has it been

wide flame Mar 13, 2026, 12:21 PM

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Many buddy

keen stratus Mar 13, 2026, 12:21 PM

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day # of being married to Willie

steady nova Mar 18, 2026, 5:14 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/davy-jones-eyebrow-raise-gif-23550103

Tenor

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whats going on in here

keen stratus Mar 19, 2026, 9:52 AM

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steady nova whats going on in here

I cucked the meme manager

wheat geyser Mar 19, 2026, 11:29 AM

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keen stratus I cucked the meme manager

And then you got blown up

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Well I don't know if you died or not

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I haven't finished the script for part three

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Maybe we should bring you back or make it revolve around someone else

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I don't really know

keen stratus Mar 19, 2026, 12:32 PM

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wheat geyser Well I don't know if you died or not

There was an end credits scene where like

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My hand twitched or smth

#Wilhelm Willie and Melon Johnathan's Ceremony (CANCELLED)

Event

Guest arrival

Pre-ceremony

Ceremony

Event

Guest arrival

Pre-ceremony

Ceremony