armory-⚔️

[cedar swallow]

Am I crazy or is this a good combo?

[limber hawk]

Good protection, decent chance of glitching and clipping

[rigid relic]

Pictured is my Mighty Pick, the greatest Pick to ever Axe

And it's cousin, The Switcheroo

thoughts?

[tight bobcat]

me when i'm venitian

[rigid relic]

note the grip as well

two-handed puts Willie's left hand all the way up to the blades

[native fog]

I've found that the hook on the other end is an instant lobotomy if you alternative grip it since for some reason it thrusts much faster coming back than it does going out

[rigid relic]

yeah

I've found that the most optimal way to use the thing is to switch grips and use two-handed grip

[velvet yacht]

Baron Armor Chart
Cuisses- Worse Than Blued ones
Cuirass- Worse than literally anything
Armet- Might be the best helmet in game X
Gauntlets- Seem to have bigger protective plate on the elbow side X
Greaves- A tiny bit worse than normal greaves
Spaulders- They are spaulders, automatically outclassed
Baron Vambrace- A LOT OF HOLES IN THEM
standart- bad, it's short
foulds- bad, they are short

[abstract marsh]

i mean its makes up for it on the looks chart

[velvet yacht]

i guess

my fit is just a mix of everything

[abstract marsh]

does it really matter though when a light tap on the head with a longsword splits you head in half even though your wearing armour?

[fallen glen]

Why so robotic

So much like a clanka (Sorry gpt)

[pallid oasis]

starting to make my own suit of armor via 3d printing

wet sanded this for an hour 😭

[iron jetty]

got the black sallet in progression

[reef trout]

w fit

[fallen glen]

I think there’s a metal/metalloid filament too that works as LARP armour but it’s very expensive and requires angle grinders

30 bucks for a meter

Very expensive

[pallid oasis]

I am just using normal PLA filament as of rn since its just a test run

might buy some PETG later down the road to get stronger prints

[fallen glen]

Well as of now your armor looks very cool and pretty solid

[pallid oasis]

much love

[fallen glen]

Much obliged

[sharp stump]

Has anyone else found the small version of the bauernwehr? It's a lot shorter than the regular version and looks like a kitchen knife.

Can't post pics in here unfortunately, anyone know if this rare or something?

[mental nacelle]

Same, Can't post pics either.

[limber hawk]

It’s not that rare

A little rare, but easily found at low ranks

@sharp stump @mental nacelle The reason you two can’t post pics is because you guys haven’t talked enough in the server, the more you talk the higher level you become and the more perms you get

[mental nacelle]

I see, thank you.

[shut condor]

I just realized the larger couter on the assymetrical arm harness is actually over a smaller couter

[fallen glen]

I could show it to you if you want

This one?

[hasty pebble]

ive never seen that before

[willow atlas]

Surprisingly good looking knife

[robust orchid]

man at arms fit

[fallen glen]

Looks very snug

I have stolen iy

It

[robust orchid]

🥹

it was my old outfit for man at arms rank

[fallen glen]

Exactly what this channel was made for

Stealing cool armour

[robust orchid]

man at arms fit 2

[hasty pebble]

those shoulders are sexy af

[twilit stratus]

Oh nahh imagine that with willies face

That is amazing and terrifying

[snow hatch]

Where did you get the brigande???

[tight bobcat]

it's not a brigandine

it's the baron's cuirass (with textile covered breastplate)

but not gold so prolly mods?

[iron jetty]

it is mods

i hope we get a steel variant in vanilla

the gold doesnt fit with the others

[tight bobcat]

i'm sure it will at some point

[snow hatch]

I want my brigande

[abstract flame]

Customizable textile cover...

I'll make that bitch neon yellow so KCD fans think it's a brigandine

[topaz basalt]

Lances on horses when? If jousting comes

[strange jolt]

god i just want to make an axe

[orchid spear]

https://klipy.com/gifs/shut-up-949

them shoulders look like the mineccraft dirt block fella

[abstract flame]

ZORO!!

https://tenor.com/view/zoro-clapping-his-feet-gif-26685466

[amber oriole]

Is it possible to get full black armor?

[robust orchid]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/303 use this instead

[amber oriole]

But would it be possiblr?

[robust orchid]

no

[amber oriole]

ok thanks

[open crag]

2023 ass gif

[deep marsh]

Armorer npc should just have the ability to change armour colour

Guys kind of useless rn

[abstract flame]

But color you mean

Like

Blackened and Gilded

[deep marsh]

the property possessed by an object of producing different sensations on the eye as a result of the way the object reflects or emits light.

[tight bobcat]

fake information propaganda by Big Light

[visual bone]

How thick are brigandine plates

Also if I am making a chest plate accounting for Chainmail without any Chainmail to do measurements on what should I assume the thickness of the Chainmail is

[iron jetty]

rate the fit

[abstract flame]

Look like a knight with the budget of 5 bucks

[iron jetty]

yeah i didnt want something really heavy

[abstract flame]

Why not

[iron jetty]

mobility

[fallen glen]

Fat Baby owl Alfred

[abstract flame]

Then just wear the mail

The mail defends like

70% of your body

[iron jetty]

what if hit go into leg or head

exactly

[abstract flame]

Skullcap

And hits to legs are rare unless you do a dumb play

[iron jetty]

its never 0

[abstract flame]

It's never zero for a snail with a bazooka to do a 360 and hit your grandma

[tight bobcat]

accurate french coustillier (light cavalryman) fit

[snow hatch]

honestly I gotta give it like a 8/10. It’s good, cheap, mobile, but you have less protection

Also here’s my fit on my first ever play-through. I got this by the veteran tier.
Rate it :D

[snow hatch]

Honestly it depends on what weapon you use. If you use weapons that need to be right in your opponent’s face, you’re cooked. If you use a polearm, you’re good

[shut condor]

I really like that one sallet thats got a wide brim and really long tail

[heady spire]

i really like the shiny sallet

[barren elm]

judging by the fact that he has a glock i think he's all good

[shut condor]

Theres that one shiny sallet that has great first person view

It also look very nice

[velvet yacht]

weird vambraces

[reef trout]

❓

[quartz shore]

Please add Chainmail Chausses, underlayer coif

[tight bobcat]

cruseder !!!!!

[fallen glen]

Missing maile mittens

[tight bobcat]

maille mittens would be accurate for the game

[fallen glen]

Yes!!!

Also need a kevlar vest since willie doesnt like being shot by crossbows

[tight bobcat]

a brigandine or breastplate should suffice.

[heady spire]

i think its meant to be milanese vambraces/couters whatever they called

[kindred swift]

Guys quick question what's the maximum muscle you cna get

[fallen glen]

I don’t think there is one

You can be as big as beefcake

[night ridge]

93 kg is the soft cap but you can go higher

it's just very very annoying to

[sand wing]

9,223,372,036,854,775,807

[abstract flame]

@tight bobcat @reef trout I hate that this plackard, is like the coolest looking one and it has clipping issues 😭

[tight bobcat]

and what am I supposed to do about it

[abstract flame]

Fix it for me

[tight bobcat]

alt f4

[abstract flame]

your prob busy, but erm. should I rock it with a hauberk?

[tight bobcat]

sure

[lyric geyser]

hey i found it @reef trout

[cinder plank]

Neat

[reef trout]

Aweosome

[quartz shore]

You can upgrade the half gauntlets to have chainmail with the armory

five finger leather gloves covered in metal quivers and shakes at the sight of the mail mitten

[abstract flame]

why doesn't anyone in this game make vouges

istg, everyone just makes halberds in the polearm creator

[wicked loom]

Got tips? I already decked myself in the heaviest armor I could find, put every bit of gold on my hips and back that I could, and I spend a fair bit of time after every match kicking and running

[rugged moss]

yo what the drip

[wooden whale]

You’re pretty much doing the best you can. Any stamina spending will give you muscle :)

It’s slow going

[wicked loom]

Time investment

My kryptonite

[night ridge]

the baron's armor is actually noticeably much lighter than many other armor pieces

other than that there isn't much else I can really suggest

[abstract flame]

Is this u???

If so, brotha. You stylin

[reef trout]

yeah heres my armoury https://www.facebook.com/ad1410com

😆

[abstract flame]

duuuude

thats tough shit

didn't know you collected

[reef trout]

I wish I was him

nah but his stuff is PEAK

[abstract flame]

OH THAT ISNT YOU LOL

[reef trout]

[abstract flame]

i should jumpscare this channel with my 1989 US Army fit,

[reef trout]

ayo...

[limber hawk]

Baron armor is light, you could deck yourself in the heaviest armor, my armor set in total is 72.16 kg, the set will look kinda shitty if you focus on pure weight, but if that’s what you wanna do, just look at the weight values of every piece and try to maximize.

[limber hawk]

Also it kinda seems like the stamina thing only counts if you expend stamina before the win screen

So might wanna focus on just running away from the last enemy of the match on like the forest map and expend stamina before the end of the match

[limber hawk]

You def should

[wicked loom]

https://tenor.com/view/gumball-sad-crying-cat-kitty-gif-3847519876710247948

FUCK

[snow hatch]

Here is my hand-and-a-half sword. Its meant for armored combat more than it is unarmored/fencing, but it would probably be fairly decent at both.

rate it 1-10 and what I could improve on future crafts

[limber hawk]

7/10 I’d recommend removing 300 grams from the sword

And also make the center of gravity a little further down the blade

Not by much, but just a little

[snow hatch]

Tried doing that after making a 1:1 to the original sword. It’s better in the Halfsword, but it’s still a little more blade-heavy than I’d like it to be

[tight bobcat]

<@&1080390104562016306> 👆

[snow hatch]

What did you ping the mod team for

[tight bobcat]

there was a scam

[snow hatch]

Ohhh

[fallen glen]

You must be new!!!

MrBest keeps defaming MrBeAst

[serene cypress]

What is this chat?

Oh custom kit shit

[snow fulcrum]

It was me my bad

[tight bobcat]

can't believe a greyknight would get hacked

[gleaming atlas]

The tooth

[rugged moss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1193701175258796076/1493652994321940480/mistorbeast.gif

[limber hawk]

One hit to the face

[heady spire]

nice, but why is there a pistol

WHY DOES HE HAVE A PISTOL?!

[fallen glen]

Ask modteam man 😭

[reef trout]

my goat @lyric geyser

[lyric geyser]

i routinely forget this exists

[reef trout]

lmaoo

[novel crypt]

i like eisenhut and chainmail 😊

[rustic jay]

Wait did someone turn my screenshot into a emoji lmao

[abstract flame]

He American

[jagged barn]

what server is this from

[jagged barn]

wtf is a j-mon

[sharp sierra]

Ye hath best cease speaking thine shite, ere mine brethren Gerald arriveth with the Glock

[fallen glen]

Why is he grossed out of the blood in 2nd image

[snow hatch]

Send the screenshot here 👀

[snow hatch]

“Eugh, why do they bleed so much!?”

[novel crypt]

eewwww get your hand off me don’t get blood on my shoes

[deft cove]

We need arming caps and maille coifs

[shut finch]

Does the game have a german sallet

[tight bobcat]

Yes

[reef trout]

multiple

[radiant thistle]

the best sallet is the one that lets you see allot

[deft cove]

Does the strength of your character directly correlate to how easy it is to reload a crossbow?

[rustic jay]

oh i dont think it is now i look at it lol

[snow hatch]

How does this even happen

[night ridge]

[deft cove]

I am very excited for later updates but great helm must come soon

[tight bobcat]

Wrong timeframe buddy

[fallen glen]

The greathelm would probably be either a novelty item you can sell or just break on picking up since it's so damn old

[rugged moss]

thats why we need modders to give us custom armor

[willow atlas]

Aint the great helm just that bucket with holes for breathing, this thing will break with the smallest beak

[fallen glen]

Back then the only blunt weapons were either a glanced blade or a wooden cudgel (Sometimes with metal braces)

[willow atlas]

Yea but imagine someone wearing a great helm in the current half sword period

Bro is just gonna get his helmet split in half

[fallen glen]

I know man

It's incredibly weak

[willow atlas]

Dequitem proved it lmao

[fallen glen]

My friend had a leftover larp greathelm and told me to do whatever I wanted with it

Since he got an italian armet

[willow atlas]

Broke the nose of his opponent with a great helm

[fallen glen]

Somehow the rivets broke from a baseball bat

The rivets just popped out

[willow atlas]

"Pinnacle of protection"

[fallen glen]

Unless you wore a bascinet (early ones) under you wouldnt survive anything

Greathelm was just external face protection at one point

[willow atlas]

Exactly

[fallen glen]

I think a ruby helmet would protect your head better

Rugby

[mint swallow]

bro what
there were maces and other blunt weapons at the time greathelms were used

[fallen glen]

My mistake

[plain coyote]

you whats going on 1 handed stabbing still broken after 3 months? did the devs die?

[modern ore]

Dawg are people really asking for a greathelm in a game with purely infantry troops

It was a CAVALRY helmet and not even a good one at that

Crusader chud larpers pmo

[abstract flame]

While i agree

We literally have an armet

That was a cavalry helmet

Half sword isn't purely "infantry" it's a game about fighting in a tournament, there might be jousting later on but that's up to the devs.

[abstract flame]

The most we'll get is likely a bascinet

A very rusty and shitty looking one

[modern ore]

thanks lad

[modern ore]

ah suppose

but it's better than just a bucket

[modern ore]

that would be tuff but even then the frogmouth was the go-to jousting helmet

so much so that it's on nearly every crest/coat of arms

because coat of arms would be displayed at jousting thus the jousting helmet

[abstract flame]

The frogmouth is out of date

Far as ik

The reason why it's on so much coat of arms

Is because coat of arms are generally old

And they make their symbol around their heraldry and armory

[modern ore]

wait

what century is the game

I'm guessing 14-15th

[abstract flame]

15th

The game is in 1475

[modern ore]

ok so i cant send the screenshot

but I googled it and it said it was used from (approximately) 1400 to the first quater of the 16th century

so it's in date

[abstract flame]

The frogmouth was more commonly used in purely jousting, armet was more superior as a cavalry helmet far as I am aware

[modern ore]

yea

but if they add jousting to the game

which would work with the way holding/moving weapons work

then the frogmouth would be the best option

though I think having options would be cool

such as the armet and MAYBE the greathelm

but I still hate the greathelm for all the crusader chuds

[sharp sierra]

Unbased

The crusades were cool. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a filthy Saracen.

[limber hawk]

Ya know, except for all the terrible things they did

[sharp sierra]

🤷‍♂️

Like woah dude are you telling me people died in the crusades?! This has changed my entire stance on the matter!

That's not cool!

[limber hawk]

That’s not the terrible things they did, but ok

[sharp sierra]

Was there raping and pillaging going on!? In a medieval war!? No way bro...

We do a little cannibalism here and there... what of it?

Yeah if the sarcasm isnt apparent its news to literally nobody that terrible awful shit happens in medieval wars. Doesn't mean they arent cool to study in retrospect.

[limber hawk]

Yeah, but I dislike how they’ve been over romanticized in media

It’s annoying

[sharp sierra]

Every major war ever has been romanticized. It's not worth getting mad about frankly.

People who watch a movie and take it for historical fact are silly

Dont let them get under your skin

[limber hawk]

I’m not mad, it’s just a little annoying, nothing more, after all, there isn’t much we can do about it

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[sharp sierra]

Fair enough I spose

[limber hawk]

Their armor was cool tho

[modern ore]

The crusaders were cool , the chud larpers arent

[sharp sierra]

They had drip

[modern ore]

I saw a templar flag in Kent once

[tight bobcat]

Reminder that "crusaders" were just wearing contemporary European armor and not some specialized style called "crusader style of armor"

And that greathelms were more used during the 14thc than before

[deft cove]

I suppose we are not getting a great helm

[tight bobcat]

The TRUE stereotypical "crusader helmet" is a nasal helmet

[tight bobcat]

No

[deft cove]

I guess we just need some more armor choices

[tight bobcat]

Plenty of choices from the 1450-1475 timeframe

[deep marsh]

greathelms were such a niche helmet design that its kind of funny to see how much attention they get in the modern day

[tight bobcat]

They're all gonna have a same vibe since it's from the same couple decades that's what style coherency is

[deep marsh]

"big bucket you wear over your normal helmet for a cavalry charge and then just pull off and have your squire carry around the other 99% of the time"

[tight bobcat]

Or hanging on your back

[deep marsh]

right, they'd have chains attachedd to sling them over a shoulder eh?

[tight bobcat]

The the helm directly strapped to the back plate

Or retention chains

Plenty of different ways to go about it

[deep marsh]

would definitely be neat to have the headgear layering expanded on

[tight bobcat]

You reckon they should start to layer stuff on DN ?

[deep marsh]

there's some historical knight examples that were like arming cap->padded hood->maille coif->skullcap->greathelm. Not that I want Halfsword to get that goofy about it ofc

[prime solstice]

Standing up is hard enough.

[muted bough]

Unsure where to put it exactly but I got the Tod cutler Longsword and wanted to share

i am forbidden from sending images

[thin sparrow]

Are people actually gon use armory correctly and send their armor

[deft cove]

armory is for talking about armor and showing armor

[deft cove]

what did bro do 😭

[hasty pebble]

He was probably low level

Or maybe not

[muted bough]

Yeah not too active in here

[vagrant prawn]

I had a customisation idea for the staff but im not sure if itd be good, imagine having the option of putting metal on each tip so if you hit them with it itll do real damage. It would be a bit more heavy but still incredibly maneuverable

(Wasnt sure where i was meant to put this lmao)

Also what do you guys think is the best weapon in the game?

[thin sparrow]

guys I think you forgot

but this is a armory photos

so its for sending your loadout

[sharp sierra]

I don't think anyone made the claim that it was specifically crusader armour

[limber hawk]

A poleaxe with a pick head

[vagrant prawn]

Yeah no fair

[limber hawk]

Mhm, I’ve somehow punched through plate armor with it

Which I didn’t think was possible

[vagrant prawn]

I mean it does make sense, wasnt that its whole job?

[limber hawk]

Yeah, but in a game like halfsword?

What I really want is proper damage models for armor and having to repair armor after a fight

It would be cool

[vagrant prawn]

Yeah it really would. Maybe in the future

[willow atlas]

Sword, the most versatile weapon at any tier

[quaint token]

That said I absolutely love the cast hefted, specifically the baron's mace (yes, his mace is unique to name and all. His dagger, while visually identical and named identically to a normal one, also has 4x value and I swear I get better results with it)

[void apex]

How i can make a good Pollaxe? Every one I make sucks

[sharp sierra]

False. Billhook.

A single smack to the head and the most well-armoured knight will crumple like a wet napkin, even with demo blunt damage

And nothing need be said about its effectiveness against light/no armour

That thing carried me through ultimate challenge like a father lovingly carries his baby son

[willow atlas]

Nuh uh, i cant cut a well prepared steak pratically with a billhook

[iron jetty]

literally maul

1 - high blunt damage (which means it works on every tier)
2 - not that heavy to swing
3 - you can get it when you're making your own character or in the beggar tier

[prime solstice]

Flail until flail until flail until pollaxe(lucerne hammer design)

Thats a lucerne hammer

[sharp sierra]

Fair point that is it's weakness

[sharp sierra]

Maul seemed like it didn't swing properly in the demo. Maybe it's better now idk. I always way preferred the two-handed maces and hafted hammers when it came to long blunt weapons

They seemed like they actually had momentum when you swung them. Maul just never felt right, like it was lighter than it should of been

[abstract flame]

Bec de faucon*

[prime solstice]

Wrong, bec de corbin and bec de faucon lead with the spike, not the 4 pronged hammer head.

Lucerne hammer has the spike on the rear and 4 pronged hammerhead on the front.

[abstract flame]

Not true.

The bec de corbin, bec de faucon, is a configuration with the beak

If the beak is present

It's a Bec de faucon

[prime solstice]

Corbin and faucon just describe the type of beak, is all.

[prime solstice]

The 4 pronged hammerhead design is literally what makes it a lucerne hammer.

Theyre nearly identical they just use the weapons in reverse

[abstract flame]

The term Lucerne is likely a more modern term when it comes to the hammer

"Modern"

Btw

[prime solstice]

It was called a lucerne hammer because they discovered hoards of them in lucerne

Long story short, one is Swiss, the other is French.

[abstract flame]

Yeah but the beak itself is the defining the trait for the hammer

It's a Bec de faucon, since it has a beak attached to back of it.

However

It's still a pollaxe

[prime solstice]

Yeah, for the swiss hammer, the beak is on the rear of the weapon, used for pulling people off horses. The bec de corbin and faucon uses the spike for attacking

The barons beak is a bec de corbin

[abstract flame]

What's considered a swiss hammer

[prime solstice]

Bec de faucon has a really short and stubby spike.

A 4 pronged hammerhead, on the front, large pike ontop of weapon and corbin style beak on the rear. Spiked pommel

Bec de corbin and faucon use an actual hammerhead, no prong on the rear, either a long and skinny spike for corbin, or short and stubby for faucon, also has a pike ontop

Theyre extremely similar weapons and it took me hours to realise how different they are.

[abstract flame]

I think your looking too much into it

[prime solstice]

I just like the differences that each country had is all

[abstract flame]

The term bec de faucon applies to any pollaxe with a hammer + Crows beak

Axe + Crows beak

[prime solstice]

Yep, meaning short and stubby spike.

[abstract flame]

The name is a general terminology and group of pollaxes that have this configuration

[prime solstice]

Corbin means long and thin spike.

[abstract flame]

Also

Lucerne is technically

Only given to the pollaxes found in Switzerland that had those hammer pieces

Not all pollaxes with that hammer are Lucernes

[prime solstice]

Yeeee thats why it's a lucerne hammer

[abstract flame]

It's essentially the same word btw

Bec de Corbin and Faucon are applying to the same thing

Corbin was rarely used

Bec de faucon means Falcon beak

It applies to the configuration being used

[prime solstice]

Youre essentially echoing what I've said

[abstract flame]

But

Whatever you call it

It's still a pollaxe

[prime solstice]

I'm just going by the historical names given according to the shapes they come in, with the context of what defines them

[abstract flame]

Kevlar carrying like always

[abstract flame]

Historically its a pollaxe

[prime solstice]

Indeed yes. But it was given a name during the time period

And corbin and faucon just describe the difference in beak shape.

[abstract flame]

No, it doesn't

It's essentially the same thing

[abstract flame]

Bec de faucon is a general term for all beaks

[prime solstice]

Nah, sorry, it really does describe the beak shape.

[abstract flame]

Ai overview 💔

[prime solstice]

I dare say, the faucon came later.

[abstract flame]

@prime solstice read tis

[prime solstice]

Its a run down of German pollaxes and the shapes they come in.

[abstract flame]

Yes

Even the sharp curved ones

Are still called

Bec de Faucon

[prime solstice]

We're talking Swiss and French though

[abstract flame]

Okay

Where does this game take place

Big question

[prime solstice]

Europe 1475 - 1476, hence the multiple countries amour and weapons

So we're both right then?

[abstract flame]

This game takes place in a country

What country doe

[prime solstice]

France is my guess. Given the baron uses a French weapon.

[abstract flame]

The game takes place in Germany

It's set in what is modern day Saxony, Frankernberg Germany

[prime solstice]

Well there ya go.

So how does this define whether ive made a lucerne hammer or not

[reef trout]

thats not really confirmed yet

just Germany was confirmed

[prime solstice]

Do tell @reef trout is my hammer a lucerne or is it a bec de birdie

[reef trout]

what

[reef trout]

thats a pollaxe

[abstract flame]

It's clearly in Saxony doe

We see the saxony coat of arms in the background

For a lot of maps

Maybe it's a placeholder but

I think that confirms it's in saxony

And there is a frankenberg in saxony

[prime solstice]

And you said im reading into it too much🤣

Bruh i just wanted to learn the names and designs of historical weapons and recreate them and share them

[abstract flame]

I mean i did say it was a pollaxe

[prime solstice]

As a generalisation, sure. No argument there. But that's a very broad term

[abstract flame]

Ofc

[prime solstice]

Which is why I wanted to show that specific design, with the historical name given, thats all I was doin. Not trying to mislead with false info or anything of the sort.

[abstract flame]

Well

Here the big question

[abstract flame]

Halberd?

Or

Bardiche?

[prime solstice]

Technically that axe head is a Bardiche

[reef trout]

this really just depends on perspective

[prime solstice]

Replaced the dane axe and greataxe

[reef trout]

if I were eastern I'd say bardiche

SInce the game takes place in western europe, it is a halberd

[abstract flame]

While true, it doesn't matter in this situation,in the game

It's a halberd

Bardiches don't rly "exist"

[reef trout]

wdym

[abstract flame]

It's just a eastern halberd, it's the same way a Eastern European would say "that's clearly a Bardiche!" To what is perceived as a halberd in western europe

[prime solstice]

Ill call it what it is in its country of production.

Thats like saying that a Ford isn't a Ford because another country calls it a shitbox

[reef trout]

this is all arguable imo

[abstract flame]

Not... a good comparison...

[prime solstice]

I made a swiss hammer, thats also a reverse bec de corbin, no wait, faucon. Whatever it kills dudes, weighs nearly 4kg and is super balanced

Happy?

[reef trout]

I still am going to call that a halberd since it is based off of scandinavian sources

[abstract flame]

Just call it a Pollaxe.

Easy win

[abstract flame]

The thing about historical definitions

Is historically

[reef trout]

also not every head needs to have a name.

[abstract flame]

We never started going indepth with names

Until ww1

[reef trout]

idk about that

[prime solstice]

Yeah idk man, instruction manuals to fight using specific types of weapon existed hundreds of years ago

It's only a boomerang if it comes back, if it doesn't its just a stick.

Meaning, if it's made a specific way, it's got a name.

[reef trout]

regardless this is all a distraction that we haven't gotten the damn swiss degen 😆

[night ridge]

these things have specific diverse names specifically so people can argue about it online later on

[prime solstice]

Yes they named these weapons hundreds of years ago just for this you are spot on.

[abstract flame]

From what I know.

Even by 1798, in the napoleon voyage to egypt.

It was all general terms for supplies and what a soldier should wear.

By 1914-1918.

We started seeing indepth names and things for resources and gear

[prime solstice]

I'm aussie btw. Not swiss. Just liked the hammer and felt there was more than enough real world examples to justify its name.

[night ridge]

the only arguing point that i hardly understand the rationale for is specifically avoiding saying "polehammer"

[abstract flame]

Militaries stopped using general terms by ww1, and started to name off models, and firearms in detail, which is interesting

[night ridge]

when I hear pollax my immediate reaction is that it has an axe head

[prime solstice]

Yeah, meanwhile I'm not even using the terminology poll/pole or axe at all. Cause it was a swiss hammer.

[abstract flame]

I want my fucking degen.

That sounds odd

Swiss degen.

[night ridge]

nitpicking the term "polehammer" just seems unnecessarily pedantic to me, because it describes perfectly well what it means

a pollax with a hammer head

[abstract flame]

Semi true?

A lot of fencing manuals made a GENERAL

[prime solstice]

For the rapier.

[abstract flame]

Universal techniques

That applied to pretty much every weapon

For example, Fiore spear hema manuals

It's techniques usable with every shaft weapon

Not just spears

[prime solstice]

You really woke up and decided imma fuck with retuned today didnt ya 😆

Pick on someone else I got enough kids already.

[reef trout]

It's hard for me to speak without being wrong about the topic because I'm not well read myself, but I do recall models being named in the mid 1800s.

[abstract flame]

Depends

"Indepth" is very iffy

They started to use regiments more

In the 1803[?] Dragoon regiment list

We even start to see codenames

[iron jetty]

polearm

https://tenor.com/view/the-deep-mogging-the-deep-mog-mogging-the-boys-gif-5412290922699275231

[reef trout]

[prime solstice]

Hes not wrong though, is he.

Which is my whole argument to begin with, its got a name, not just a generalisation.

[reef trout]

it is correct to say that these two are polearms.

[prime solstice]

Indeed. Just as much as it is to say the bec de corbin and lucerne hammer are pollaxes

Despite neither having an axe head

[abstract flame]

Fairly cool btw

Despite popular belief

Units had badass code names for a while

[reef trout]

Beneath the remains.

[abstract flame]

I wonder

By the 15th century

Did horses have certifications?

Like birth place

Age

[reef trout]

I have not seen any evidence of this

[abstract flame]

Pedigree

[abstract flame]

I find it hard to believe they didn't too ngl

A big part of a horse for combat is their background

If the pedigree has a history of horses with bad legs

They are most def not going to be used for war and be used for something else

Someone must've held a record

[prime solstice]

Likely the actual stablehands/trainers/breeders

You can bet every country had their own premier horse stables/trainers, same would go for blacksmith and tailor and so on.

[abstract flame]

Yeah

I like rly doubt, REEALLY doubt

They did not hold a record of this

[prime solstice]

Horses are equally as important as the knight that rides them.

[abstract flame]

It'd be dumb if someone didn't have a log of their horses

We, do technically

Have evidence of it

But it's limited

[prime solstice]

You can guarantee nobody was commissioning a full suit of armour for a horse they didnt know shit about.

[abstract flame]

We found ways to track horses pedigrees, back by 10 generations due to old logs

Pretty sure, the famous horse Man O war, horse racing legend in the USA. Has his pedigree tracked all the way to like, iirc, 13th century

[tight bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1227412021243281509/1231774439990099999/knight_ballin.gif

[abstract flame]

"Tf is this"

[reef trout]

mf is alex the terrible

[tight bobcat]

No it's entrer en lice

[bright crest]

henry from kcd2 will never ball-

[night ridge]

if you say "i feel quite hungry" then i'll dismember you and feed you to the zillies (zombie willies)

[bright crest]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jawshiedomi-kcd2-jdomi-kcd-w4Uf6vvE079giPMfBH

i feel...

[night ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/kcd-kingdom-come-deliverance-ball-crush-gif-9868375684090904317

[proven veldt]

hello civil its me

hyper realistic image of luigi

[night ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-side-eyeing-side-eye-dog-cringe-gif-14653496860358305350

[proven veldt]

sorry ma'am lady

[tight bobcat]

Wrong period

[fair bolt]

Has there been an update of when we might see the narrow passage or the pit options in game? They were in the early access trailer so I was hoping we would see them at some point

[prime solstice]

Complete radio silence, no idea at all, hang tight and cross your fingers i guess.

[naive brook]

like crushing your balls with a rock

[hasty pebble]

brethren......

[bright crest]

bredrin.......

[orchid spear]

Bread

[orchid spear]

They exist already in the games files, its probably gonna be added soon

[quick marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/kcd-kcd-erik-kcd-erik-punch-kcd2-kcd-2-gif-13935070819822505313

[willow atlas]

the maps already exist if you want more precision, theres even an advanced tutorial map, i'm guessing all they need is a win condition and colliders

[reef trout]

https://tenor.com/view/kcd-kcd2-kcd-promo-kcd-2-promo-knight-gif-12909173387285014776

use this one

[celest forge]

literally the only thing I can think when I see this is. "Can I get mah dice back?" after getting curb stomped

[thin sparrow]

THIS IS THE ARMORY

[sage urchin]

can someone explain why i cant wear cuisses or leg gaurds?

[limber hawk]

Are you wearing an arming doublet?

And are you wearing the knee guards?

You need to wear an arming doublet to put the cuisses on, and the knee guards make it so you can’t put the cuisses or greaves on

[sage urchin]

ooh i see, ty, i just saw the thorns thing makes sense now

[limber hawk]

No problemo

[fading schooner]

Opinion: Demo Baron looks significantly better than Game Baron

[willow atlas]

Opinion : demo baron is just a reskined armet equiped knight

At least ea baron has unique pieces

I would still like the optional feather spot to be used tbh

[fading schooner]

A combination of the two would be nice, the details on EA are cool but i feel like he doesnt have the same menacing effect as demo, even if it is just a recolour

[willow atlas]

Tbh i find the ea one to be more threatening since the lack of feather makes him more serious

I do think he needs golden sabatons and pauldrons though

[fading schooner]

Might just also be the fact that you face ea baron like 10 times to get the full set 😂

[willow atlas]

True... 9 times is unholy

Might also be due to him having an even larger polaxe and THE best helmet in terms of protection in the game

Im betting that the baron's armor will pratically make you a tank when the patch releases

[fading schooner]

My biggest hope for the game is the custom armour system, which i trust is arriving in the same level that we have weapons creation

[fading schooner]

The beak is a pollaxe right? It shows the halberd logo but uses pollaxe components soo

[willow atlas]

Its considered as a halberd due to it being a non modular weapon

In fact every weapon the baron yields is non modular, so his poleaxe becomes a halberd and his swors is THE only greatsword in the game currently

In terms of sheer size at least

If willie decided to hold the sword a fair bit lower it would allow for some devious swings

[fading schooner]

Ohh didnt know that, makes sense

Why did they actually remove the greatswords

Just coming to realisation how much i miss them

[hasty pebble]

i think theyll add them but make them better

like make them so you can swing it around like how you would a greatsword

[iron jetty]

opnion: demo baron posed more of a threat then the EA one

they gotta give his 2x damage absorbtion from the demo

[willow atlas]

I would agree if he wasent so easily cheesabkw tbh, the demo baron never really made me struggle

Ea baron for some reasons really makes me sweat

[abstract flame]

Greatswords were unfinished

They were bastard swords ingame, from what I remember

They were using bastard sword components

And didn't rly have any like

There own items

[fading schooner]

Ah so they will be back with their own moveset and parts

[zenith carbon]

what's this buckle on the cuirass for?

[fallen glen]

It's for the breastplate

Why do you have just the plackard son

[zenith carbon]

mobility, i swing polearms more accurately without the breastplate and somewhat more without pauldrons

why does this militia dude have a golden haftarm

[fallen glen]

I think it's brass or samting

Very durable

[zenith carbon]

aight

though that material and handle is only available to high tiers, maybe he looted it off a knight and just decided to keep it as a sidearm instead of replacing that dinky spear or just selling it

[fallen glen]

Pleas keep spear

Spear is gut for unarmored

Until you get a pollaxe never change your main weapon or a polearm of choice

[zenith carbon]

he's fighting in riots

[sharp sierra]

Bumboclaat...

[fallen glen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1500011563753672775/3rb2ycfdnmyg1.gif

[willow atlas]

Thats weird, theres a specific grip option for greatswords though

[radiant thistle]

remade the first boss

[abstract flame]

Yes

But the handguard and pommel are all bastard sword pommeld and handguards

Which is what was weird

I don't think it was intended

It's just stand ins

[abstract flame]

Why do you have a plackard only for non-free mode content?

[abstract flame]

Moveset? Probably.

It'll probably not use sword stances but use Greatsword stances.

Parts definitely

[queen cypress]

guys can someone help me? i have no idea how to put on both spaulders and cuisses

i would send a ss of what i have on but i dont have perms for it

[snow seal]

You need to where an "Arming Doublet" for your characters shirt

Let's you wear vambraces too

[queen cypress]

ty

what about the spaulders? i cant wear them

cuisses work tho

[snow seal]

What are you wearing in the vambrace spot?

[snow seal]

If you have the arming doublet it should let you wear them. Unless you're wearing a Harness, that takes both the spaulder and vambrace spot

[queen cypress]

ty ur the goat works fine

[willow atlas]

True, though with the new sword systems i think greatswords will come fairly quick

Considering the baron's one

[steel sundial]

is there a way to make the baron's beak pierce armor the way baron does?

[willow atlas]

Use it correctly :3

It doesnt pierce armor though, it just has a stupidly big head that IF it contacts the flesh, absolutely anhilates it

[steel sundial]

yeah this I know
I just noticed the baron being an absolute chad stabbing me with the beak and piercing the armor

[willow atlas]

Cause this fraud only knows how to stab

I mean i can hold alt and jerk my mouse too

[steel sundial]

my beak doesn't do that

[willow atlas]

Cause funny wrists

Baron has about 1.5x our strenght

[steel sundial]

oh

[willow atlas]

So his funny wrist are a little less funny

[steel sundial]

is it the same as height?

the stat

[willow atlas]

Slightly bigger height as well

I'll say 1.5x times as well i dunno the exact numbers

[steel sundial]

maybe I can manipulate the save file to cosplay as him lol

[steel sundial]

the question is, is the height the same stat that determines the strength

[willow atlas]

Yea its just the "weight" and "height" values, try something like 1.5 for each

[willow atlas]

Nope

You can be a muscular atom

[steel sundial]

I see

[iron jetty]

barons size is 2

[willow atlas]

You'll look horrible

[willow atlas]

Nice to know, is his strenght 2 as well ?

[iron jetty]

yeah i dont know about that
abyss zombies are saved in the save file so try killing the baron and checking it out

[willow atlas]

Isnt he named "frank" or sum in the files ?

[winged token]

ピコハン

[fallen glen]

Pollaxe ❌
Pollaxe in japan ✅

[orchid spear]

is it eraser colored so you can erase the mistakes that are your enemies

[winged token]

It's supposed to be a toy hammer. Its effectiveness at erasing enemies is completely accidental

[winged token]

https://aselia.fandom.com/wiki/Pow_Hammer

Yeah, i absolutely copied the kanji from that article

[orchid spear]

make it bright orange so it seels the toy aspect then

nerf hammer

[winged token]

My toy sword is bright orange, with a green hilt

I think I might actually make it a disc with a disproportionately larger X axis

[zenith carbon]

so i can swing weapons with less encumbrance, armor limits mobility, and really what i'd like is a plackart on the front but not the back for maximum torso range of movement

[abstract flame]

the cuirass doesn't effect mobility

it just effects general stamina

[zenith carbon]

I've seen noticable differences in full cuirasses, breastplates and plackarts in both the playtest/demo and early access in terms of range of motion, in EA the plackart seems more mobile than the breastplate. You can see that swinging weapons (most evident being swords and polearms) look stiff when fully armored but not when lesser armored.

[abstract flame]

Plackard, with Tassets and Full cuirass :p

[zenith carbon]

You can see that the character isn't really bending the torso as much as he would with a non-cuirass

[abstract flame]

what?

[abstract flame]

i think your... very much over thinking the armor mechanic

[abstract flame]

you still have range of motion, camera control and movement. the only big difference, is the stamina loss is visibly different

[zenith carbon]

It was most noticable in demo, jackchain and gauntlets has very little effect on weapon movement, but its harder to tell in early access. Maybe it IS only just the stamina loss right now, but i can incapacitate enemies far faster without the breastplate and pauldrons

[abstract flame]

it wasn't in demo either

this is def placebo i feel

you prob felt something was different

and it wasn't

which is honestly, justified

[zenith carbon]

maybe

[abstract flame]

like the foulds feel like they do nothing

but they just make it where groin hits are slightly harder

[zenith carbon]

oh no they stop hits to the hip, which for some reason are really lethal in half sword

[abstract flame]

half kit gaming

[zenith carbon]

anyways i noticed that in demo as soldiers, using a longsword uses the arms more than the torso so a cuirass will be less impeding than jack chains, while using a polearm uses the torso a lot so jack chains will be fine(and you get hit in the arms from the way you hold the polearm)

[winged token]

A rioter transcends the frailty of his organic shell

[abstract flame]

This a wh reference

[fallen glen]

What does wh stand for

White Hamburger?

Willie Hooha?

[tight bobcat]

warhammer?

[fallen glen]

I dont understand what it means unless there’s a 40k at the end

https://tenor.com/view/anime-tsundere-pout-petty-upset-gif-8657468

[errant knoll]

the willie files?

but my willie likes it in there

it’s suitable weather

[willow atlas]

hell yea

[errant knoll]

six seven?

i’m gunna sue willie for chopping my willie off

[willow atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/traumacore-trauma-suffer-plz-cute-gummy-worms-gif-20333742

[abstract flame]

Warhammer, yeah

[hasty pebble]

dark knight from clash royale

[tall meteor]

trying to make the jesters outfit but i cannot find the yellow and red pants for the life of me

i got the green tunic tho

[thin sparrow]

Awsome

[thin sparrow]

Awsome

[tiny valley]

Anyone got tips on making a good pollaxe or polearm, I want one with a heavy head so it has impact against armor but it’s hard to balance that with not having it glitch out when swinging

[uncut wigeon]

Tabard/w/o tabard. 76.36 kg total armor weight

[tight bobcat]

Kinda insane how in-game the armors are sooooo much heavier than IRL

76.36kg is INSANE

[reef trout]

true lmao

[uncut wigeon]

This guy broke his wrists trying to punch me and now just stands there sobbing. Hadn't surrendered still. Kinda funny

[uncut wigeon]

Ikr right? Jousting sets might be somewhat around 60 kg on the heavy side, and field armor would be around 50 kg max if we're talking full plate

[tight bobcat]

Even less than that tbh

[uncut wigeon]

Yeah see

[tight bobcat]

Complete harnesses would rarely exceed the 30s of kilos

[uncut wigeon]

And it's not like everyone was rolling around in full plate, too

[tight bobcat]

Which is funnily something you see across history, seems like the ideal weight of gear worn by humans is around 30s kg

Give or take obv

[prime solstice]

Even ancient Greek armour, bronze age, is around 30 - 35kg.

[hasty pebble]

keep testing it until you can swing at the speed you want

length makes it deal more damage but also makes it swing slower so consider it as increasing the weight of the poleaxe

[radiant thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/neuron-activation-neuron-gif-1455356329209493514

[errant knoll]

it shows u the weight of the character, not of the armor

[prime solstice]

I think they used a calculator to put the total worn armour together for that number, dont think they're referring to willie weight

[errant knoll]

no they are

it’s the willie’s weight

[prime solstice]

Willie weight doesn't go into the decimals

[hasty pebble]

the willies weight in the picture is 96

[mighty falcon]

That cannot be right LOL that would mean Willie's weight without the armour would be 20kg 😭

[hasty pebble]

The counter tracks willies own weight

Excluding armour

With armour he would weigh 172

[abstract flame]

Till the 20-21st centuries

Most armies even by 19th century were usually 30-35kg heavier in gear

I rly dislike the weight mechanic in this game

I get they were getting for a sense of realism, but it ends being entirely unrealistic and kind of cartoony to a degree

[wintry brook]

Has anyone made a Viking battle axe in game?

I’ve yet to see it in any Early Access video

[mighty falcon]

Oh I see

[errant knoll]

not really, they lowered a bit due to muskets being a big thing

they started going lighter because heavier armors wouldn’t protect against it anyway

[tight bobcat]

gear doesn't only mean armor

modern soldiers do carry 30-40kg total on them, counting the bag, armor ect

[errant knoll]

we’re talking about armor though

[tight bobcat]

not only

[errant knoll]

yeah

[tight bobcat]

we're talking about gear

in the 15thc that gear would mainly be armor

but not necessarily for other period

[errant knoll]

yeah but 1700s-1900s is the period when armor turned much less protective due to firearms

[tight bobcat]

again, not the topic

[abstract flame]

Not rly?

This was a consistent weight for years

And that 30kg only applies to line infantry

Grenadiers or Calvary [depending on the type doe, some were heavier and others weren't] would be heavier.

And soldiers like Jäger's would be much lighter

Bavarian Jäger.

[There is over 20 different Jäger's, but this shows their weight was different and never were the same. Across each regiment, region, job, and etc.]

[abstract flame]

This varies.

[tight bobcat]

yeah no shit

[abstract flame]

The USMC combat load is pretty high

Being around 30kg is a life saver

[abstract flame]

Further more

This is incorrect

In the Napoleonic wars

Carbiniers\Cuirassiers worn brass Cuirasses ontop of horse back

[orchid spear]

oh you like the napoleonic wars? name every battle

[abstract flame]

We have evidence to support that these cuirasses worked pleasantly well

[abstract flame]

Ones that i like?

Or'

[orchid spear]

every battle

[abstract flame]

Every battle? We could count the battle of 1812

Or technically also war of 1812 for the usa

[abstract flame]

Alright anyways

I'll count the ones i know

Battle of Austerlitz

Battle of Trafalgar

Defense of Cape Of Good Hope

Battle of Auerstädt

Action at Borkowo

Action At Kolozab

Action at Sochocin

Battle of Eylau

Battle for Friedland

Battle of Bailen

Battle of waterloo

Battle of Leipzig

Battle of Raab

Sieges of Badajoz [technically more of war but can be considered a battle too]

Battle of Albuera

most of these aren't TECHNICALLY part of the Napoleonic wars

but I count them as such

since a lot of the Napoleonic wars IMO

take up from the beginning of 1800-1815

I would go as far to say

the Prelude to the wars began in 1793

and ended around 1815

[orchid spear]

ts peak

whats ur favorite one hto

[abstract flame]

battle of Trafalgar

cemented military naval combat

my fav ship

was probbbbb

Swiftsure

Captain C. E. L'Hospitalier Villemadrin was the captain of it

[night ridge]

what about the Battle for Bikini Bottom

[hasty pebble]

They genuinely suck at naming this shit so hard dude

[hasty pebble]

Now we're talking

[fallen glen]

Cooler name than all listed above

[willow atlas]

"Battle of Raab"

They gave up on the name of that city and just wrote the sound of something wet scraping concrete

[abstract flame]

Raab is the name of the city

[ripe sun]

Strongest peasant in history don't fw him he runs these streets u heard

[tight bobcat]

With those pants he's definitely a sailor!!!

[reef trout]

avg scandinavian

[safe needle]

bonk picker

[proven veldt]

thousand yard stare

[ripe sun]

Pulling up to the baron like this

[clever tusk]

There's no armor here

[fallen glen]

Armory
Armor-y
Armor why
Armor, why?

[willow atlas]

Hotel, trivago

[hasty pebble]

some dude just said hotel 😭

[robust karma]

10 kg of amputation

[tribal cargo]

some dude just said

[compact quest]

You know that feeling when you and the homies make up a slang where hotel means that something is good or has been good, and one of the homies says "today has been hotel" so you genuinely slime him out for making a hazbin hotel reference

[willow atlas]

Lma9

[compact quest]

You gotta admit the shit I said was corny bro that's why I posted the message in armory and not the main half sword channel

[willow atlas]

Corny in a funny way

Imma forward you to the hs chat

J

[compact quest]

No bro

Oh alr

What part is corny though like I know it's corny I knew it when I typed that but which part is corniest

[tribal cargo]

some dude said thats why i posted the message in armory and not the main half sword channel

[hasty pebble]

You know that feeling when you and the homies make up a slang where hotel means that something is good or has been good, and one of the homies says "today has been hotel" so you genuinely slime him out for making a hazbin hotel reference and youre gay

https://tenor.com/view/cake-cherry-on-cale-kamaz-gif-7155745234460977738

[tribal cargo]

that boy said

[willow atlas]

Bro said "bro said "bro said...

[icy crow]

Bro said "bro said "bro said "bro said"""

[fallen glen]

And he said and i said and he said cause he did

[willow atlas]

I say you say, you say I say

YOU SAY

I say

[hasty pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/eagle-eagle-ball-bald-eagle-knowledge-knows-ball-gif-10313176648961424199

[winged token]

I think the pow hammer is going to be the best weapon to use on the drunk patron.

[night ridge]

it looks vaguely phallic

[winged token]

Is just a pink leather pollaxe

[hasty pebble]

almost like a toy

a toy that you play around with

[winged token]

That's the idea https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db6npwoHy0Q

[plush bramble]

anyone have that one image of all of the halfsword stances

[winged token]

Well, this forest bandit doesn't look like he's having fun #photography📷 message

[hasty pebble]

True

[gloomy depot]

yeah

[hasty pebble]

do u eat ice cream with ur penis

WHY DELETE IT

[compact quest]

This looks so random without context

[hasty pebble]

yeah well counter attack

[compact quest]

Counterpoint: nuh uh if I don't believe it, it's not true

[gloomy depot]

yeah

[rancid dawn]

make doom armor guys someone please

[orchid spear]

bro the mods boutta slime you for this pic

[tribal cargo]

hes getting the guillotine

[rancid mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/everyone-hates-chris-my-mother-ate-fries-chris-rpg-chris-dishes-chris-does-the-dishes-gif-12736351656225353884

[winged token]

I'm half tempted to lower the weight of the Pow Hammer as well as the Pow Pow Hammer

[tribal cargo]

make it heavier

[sweet scarab]

anyone else feel like flails have been a bit underdone in halfsword

don't get me wrong they are fun in Halfsword but I feel like they could use a bit more variety and maybe even customizability

[prime solstice]

They have that unique flick motion for the big hits. Fun to use.

[sweet scarab]

I kinda wish they had multi-headed flails

historically accurate ones that is

[prime solstice]

That would be interesting. Personally I wish we could make our own with halberd heads

[sweet scarab]

that would be peak

maybe we should ask a dev if their planning on more stuff for flails

[prime solstice]

Doubt we'd get any kind of reply haha

More luck asking a modder to make one 😆

[sweet scarab]

this is peak

[fallen glen]

Half sword mentioned

Oh wait wrong server

[sweet scarab]

cnap

[ripe sun]

I am a killing machine

[jagged barn]

most armored knight you can make without insurance

[jagged barn]

baron

the beak genuinely sucks nvm

[gloomy depot]

I'm just like, so cool

[hasty pebble]

why is the surface scratches of the armet surface textured in

its like they WANT our computers to struggle

[shut condor]

False

https://tenor.com/view/lie-lie-detector-cap-you-are-lying-stop-lying-gif-12198388917433403789

[willow atlas]

Truth

https://tenor.com/view/correct-buzzer-gif-2734535025370049889

[calm panther]

dear gosh the eye shot

[rancid dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/scared-cat-cat-balloon-scared-gif-3961713861506308079

[gloomy depot]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[gloomy depot]

you look like a $100 merc

[rancid dawn]

your ansestors fucking killed a whole race

rat

[calm panther]

is that a good or bad thing

[gloomy depot]

neither good nor bad

just average

[winged token]

I think this might be my best leather weapon yet

[robust orchid]

Badass child killer

can shred enemies with the two heads if you enter halfsword mode

[night ridge]

one of those foam swords you find at five below and other dollar-store-adjacent places

[jaunty lance]

the beak is really good imo

if you have good aim you can easily knock willies out

it straight up removes their helmets

[jagged barn]

genuinely takes too much stamina

[jaunty lance]

i don't remember ever having a problem with stamina using the beak

maybe it's just my fighting style

[tight bobcat]

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[reef trout]

drippy af

[iron jetty]

skill issue

[robust orchid]

skill issue x2

[whole nymph]

how do you make stuff like this 😭

[gloomy depot]

uesave editor

i think

https://trumank.github.io/uesave/

[whole nymph]

ok

[robust marten]

Bro knows ad-ball

[night ridge]

people be calling anything ball atp

[robust marten]

Bro knows ball-ball

[gloomy depot]

newest addition to my armory

basically a bootleg baron's beak

[jagged barn]

the baron if he wasn't a pushover

[willow atlas]

The baron unironically only needs golden sabatons and pauldrons

[fallen glen]

Is the EA willie too weak to hold el Pollaxio normally

[jagged barn]

too strong actually

swings it around very fast

[fallen glen]

What if the demo baron used the baron's beak and the EA used the old pollaxe

[gloomy depot]

we get it bro

[jagged barn]

had to post it into armory

[rancid dawn]

old baron in halfsword ea?

[willow atlas]

I wanna see old baron vs ea baron

I think theres geniually a chance for both

[rancid dawn]

we could

shit would be so fire

[unkempt dove]

me trying to make poleaxes
(i suck at it)

[winged token]

Spears are probably the worst version to make a toy out of tbh

[winged token]

Yeahno, the spear tip is too blunt to use as anything other than a glorified bonking stick

[haughty wharf]

How do you name your weapons

[winged token]

OVRDTH's Armory lets you do that.

[haughty wharf]

Oh

I thought it was only for the demo

Can somebody help me with the OVRDTH Armory?

How do I get it to work inside the game

[sand wing]

https://tenor.com/view/that's-what-she-said-the-office-michael-scott-gif-11275419961994769326

[rancid dawn]

jajajajajaj

[leaden cave]

give role pls

[fallen glen]

Joust armet

[leaden cave]

please?

cant poist img :(

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

:(

pls 🥺

[limber hawk]

It’s based off of level

[leaden cave]

give level :(

[limber hawk]

Essentially the more you interact and message the higher level you get

[leaden cave]

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[limber hawk]

Don’t spam

[leaden cave]

is this good?

.

oh

you said to message

[limber hawk]

Just talk to people in general

You’ll get it quickly enough

[night ridge]

there's a cooldown for exp

spamming doesn't do jack shit

[willow atlas]

Basically engage with us :3 ask questions and all that we'll be happy to answer

[north dew]

67

[tight bobcat]

vougier fit my beloved

[willow atlas]

Is that henry of skalitz of the game named kingdom come deliverance of the steam platform of the internet ?

[tight bobcat]

that could be his son or grandson

considering the whole timeframe and allat