heres number 15 burger king foot lettuce uwuified;
Numbew 15: buwgew king foot wettuce. The wast thing uwu'd wawnt in youw buwgew king buwgew iws someone's foot fungus. But as iwt tuwns out, thawt might be whawt uwu get. A 4channew upwoaded a photo anonymouswy tuwu the site showcasing hiws feet in a pwastic bin of wettuce. With the statement: "this iws the wettuce uwu eat at buwgew king." admittedwy, he had shoes own.
but thawt's even wowse.
the post went wive at 11:38 pm own juwy 16, awnd a mewe 20 minutes watew, the buwgew king in question was awewted tuwu the wogue empwoyee. At weast, i hope he's wogue. How did iwt happen? weww, the bk empwoyee hadn't wemoved the exif data fwom the upwoaded photo, which suggested the cuwpwit was somewhewe in mayfiewd heights, ohio. Thiws was at 11:47. Thwee minutes watew at 11:50, the buwgew king bwanch addwess was posted with wishes of happy unempwoyment. 5 minutes watew, the news station was contacted by anothew 4channew. Awnd thwee minutes watew, at 11:58, a wink was posted: bk's "teww us abouwt us" onwine fowum. The foot photo, othewwise known as exhibit a, was attached. Cwevewand scene magazine contacted the bk in question the next day. Whewn questioned, the bweakfast shift managew said "oh, i know who thawt iws. He's getting fiwed." mystewy sowved, by 4chan. Now we cawn aww gow bawck tuwu eating ouw fawst food in peace.
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