general-catfish-🐱🐟

[random lion]

bean

[teal narwhal]

"Now personally I dont think my schizophrenia is an issue"

" "

"Fuck you say?"

" "

[teal narwhal]

Die

[teal narwhal]

Same face

[stable wren]

I always find fire magic

Hard to make cool

It always just

"Flames! Flame but hotter!!"

But what if you could make the fire concentrated

To where it's effectively capable of cutting buildings and concrete like a high pressure water cutter

[indigo plover]

Yeah, it’s an authentic civil war calvary sword. Time hasn’t been too nice to it, but it’s cool asf.

[still scaffold]

I hate this stupid image

whenever I see any advertisements for lindt all I can think about is this stupid me making poop image

[teal narwhal]

You mean like a blowtorch

Or whatever tf its called

[stable wren]

A blow torch spreads

And doesn't burn through

[teal narwhal]

I swear theres fire stuff that cuts

Its js called a cutting torch lol

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/furby-cut-laser-water-death-gif-18392600

Water steel cutter

[vague jacinth]

is this game dead

did i spend 12 bucks for no reason

where are the updates

[nova jolt]

Can you have multiple games going at once

in progression mode

[random vine]

no

[random vine]

[nova jolt]

My character is full armoured and its very boring winning constantly

I'll just beat the baron and restart I guess

[atomic valve]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-gif-27442765

[nova jolt]

The devs must be doing some fierce cooking rn

What masterpiece are they about to produce

[waxen heart]

This shit is making me laugh

[nova jolt]

schonz

[atomic valve]

Bro is swinging it around

[atomic valve]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[nova jolt]

WHEY I know, I'll play mordhau

[atomic valve]

Nah play half sword

[nova jolt]

That game is dead anyway :(

It was already dying 6 years ago

[warm pebble]

Sadly for you it is still in developement

[nova jolt]

WAIT

Bro I'm so tired

I thought he was talking about Mordhau

[warm pebble]

Both arw anyway

Mordhau just takes 6 years per update vs 3-5 months whithout comms

[nova jolt]

Half Sword isnt dead

[warm pebble]

Of couse

[nova jolt]

I didn't have great sleep last night

[vestal eagle]

I hope you have a bad sleep tonight, fuck yo

[wintry ingot]

say the line guys...

[nova jolt]

hahahhah

[waxen heart]

An apple a day.

Keeps the doctor away.

[wintry ingot]

HE SAID IT!

HE SAID THE LINE!!

[waxen heart]

Yes i did.

[waxen heart]

Paradox

[hybrid granite]

for science

[vestal eagle]

I like this gif

https://giphy.com/gifs/dance-animation-disney-ILx3tjWgaP0cjUf0Wx

As opposed to this one

[dusty horizon]

dude just threw in a fun fact

[severe leaf]

@warm pebble You rolled 9

[warm pebble]

These dices are so rigged

[severe leaf]

@warm pebble You rolled 17

[warm pebble]

Just to prove me wrong shm

[fickle panther]

is half sword dead

I had a dream about it last night

which made me start playing again

but where are the updates

the devs

[indigo grail]

Nope

[fickle panther]

My dream said otherwise

I was in the half sword main arena and some of the people came and were trying to talk to me but just said the voicelines

And then the world was getting J swallowed by a giant version of them

And it felt like it was dying

[warm pebble]

Theres a big content update now sooner

[fickle panther]

Ok

[kind nimbus]

But when

[swift carbon]

@vestal eagle

[unkempt zodiac]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1008128376801869884.webp?size=44

[wanton portal]

do we fw the aesthetics

[polar steppe]

This is giving PS3 graphics ngl

just turn the saturation up a tad bit

[warm pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-it-gif-18812641

[swift carbon]

This is a discord server

I used my email to make my account

That email is connected to several other accounts

That email sends emails to itself from other accounts

Therefore my point stands

This is a discord server

[hexed geyser]

Guys the anderdingus kid has great taste

I found this picture of him

[quick citrus]

i know no mercy when i see it

[stable wren]

Stank aura is strong with u

[quick citrus]

you mean gamer aura

[stable wren]

Toilet seat aura

[quick citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/ellie-williams-tlou-smirk-goofy-stare-gif-8181243148826195401

[quick citrus]

you just dont get it

[hexed geyser]

Hes holding a lego star wars set

[hexed geyser]

Abd looking at the build

It clearly has 2 minifigures and a tiny minifigure,since its a star wars set its obvious that its grogu

We can see its this set on this side specifically

[quick citrus]

i take this shit serious 😤

[high briar]

Scp larping simulator

Larp (Actual meaning)

Live action role play

[stable wren]

My ex girlfriend was obsessed with SCP larping

[quick citrus]

shit is fun 😎

[stable wren]

I have a video of her dms with a server moderator, after she got banned from a SCP Rp group

[She sent death threats to a 17 year old]

[quick citrus]

did she ever try not doing that?

[stable wren]

She wasn't loved as a child

Not even the worse thing she did

[quick citrus]

https://klipy.com/gifs/flight-reacts-shocked-1

[stable wren]

She has committed a literal crime

[quick citrus]

its ok weve ALL done shit like this

EVERY ONE OF US

not me tho

[stable wren]

....dude she was a pedo-

😭

[quick citrus]

uhhh weird

https://tenor.com/view/ellie-williams-tlou-smirk-goofy-stare-gif-8181243148826195401

kinda weird

[stable wren]

Oi Hughie, Moailandah done bang'd me bloody mum.

[stable wren]

Idk if that's kinda weird

[faint flower]

but this is on the internet

not live action, innit

[indigo hare]

Dislike!

[stable wren]

Don't say that to the arma fanbase

[faint flower]

why no gifs : (

[stable wren]

I did Japanese police rp on roblox for 3 months

@quick citrus @indigo hare @faint flower

[wintry ingot]

say the line guys

[stable wren]

What you're looking at isn't a discord server for ems

It's a discord server for fucking roblox rp

And how to do real medical

To larp it

You're supposed to know all of this btw

[wintry ingot]

man roblox rps are the worst thing a person can do

[stable wren]

They quiz you on it every week

[faint flower]

that's mental

how does larping first aid even look

[wintry ingot]

i remember doing lots of undertale RP as a kid and i've been RPing as that one toby fox dog

[stable wren]

I larped as a Detective

[stable wren]

Wanna know what's so funny

Due to how roblox is

90% of it is censored

[indigo hare]

If this doesn’t make me laugh..

[stable wren]

Most of the drugs used can't be said ingame

[wintry ingot]

roblox secure as always

[stable wren]

So you are just saying

"Injecting #############"

And they take it so seriously

Despite the game they are larping for is in a bygone era

No one does serious rp in the game anymore

So who fucking cares

[indigo hare]

Erm acktually

They do

[wintry ingot]

roblox RPs aside tho here's an update on my game

[indigo hare]

You saw it with your own eye

[faint flower]

When I used to play Barotrauma, like at all, I think I've managed to find one (1) genuine rp server.

[stable wren]

I remember someone who took rp seriously deadass got mad at my criminal oc

It was so bad

My friend had to join

[zenith hearth]

just got done with that project I said I was doing yesterday
an update to an avatar mod I made for Bonelab
https://mod.io/g/bonelab/m/wick-c#description

[stable wren]

And he lives in Britain

He went out of his way to help

Wanna know what was the big deal

You won't believe it...

[wintry ingot]

i should get back to DnD ngl.

[stable wren]

My oc...? Was a ex-kpop star turned murderer and Robber...

[wintry ingot]

been a while since i last played it

[stable wren]

Barotrauma larp varies

[faint flower]

It's very rarely genuine

SS13 styled ones used to be the best ones

[indigo hare]

My oc would be a really handsome and cool guy who’s tall and rich and has 5 wives and drives four Lamborghinis at the same time

Oh and he works at McDonald’s

[quick citrus]

@small fog i fixed the reverb lol

[stable wren]

Once

[quick citrus]

that shit was starting to annoy me

[stable wren]

Me and some people

Were part of the Chinese SCP foundation

[small fog]

suuuuuper echo echo echo

[stable wren]

[I think it was the dream dragon MTF]

Some fucking dude had the winnie the pooh as their head, roblox btw

[stable wren]

Btw

So much shit happened in that roblox game

[The scp one]

That it forever changed my perspective of rping on that platform

And how i perceived the scp fandom

For the past

3 years

[wanton portal]

you are dead center

on the guess

[quick citrus]

yeah but its a lot of work

cause the map model i got is kinda ass

i have to modeling plugin to seperate the individual props and then fix it and replace them all individually, so ive only got the beginning area done so far

[quick citrus]

zombies killed nick and ellis

had to put them down

[tulip pond]

man

crossbow is so good

[quick citrus]

@small fog I updated the mod with the fixed audio, also fixed the morning maps fog so it looks a lot better

more like the screenshot i sent earlier

[small fog]

i'll update now!

[quick citrus]

sorry to have you download 2.8gb again 😭

[small fog]

nah its all good lol

[wintry ingot]

i guess the rain will be hard.

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

my favourite line from john left 4 dead

[keen wedge]

I took a photo of my side profile and I genuinely look so fucking ass 😭

[tulip pond]

i escaped the skybox 😭

[candid mulch]

any of you play RP fallout servers in arma reforger?

[lost pumice]

sad

[stuck hollow]

THE ORB

[mystic locust]

The amount of aura you must have to get your arm dislocated then force it back in is wicked

[wheat brook]

You guys floss?

Your teeth?

[untold wraith]

Floss?

Fortnite?

[digital pendant]

think will think

[indigo hare]

Witcher 3 getting a new dlc after 12 years is wild

[dusty horizon]

shows how good the game is

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-tweak-flight-tongue-fast-gif-15986476078687713201

[upbeat kindle]

i just verified my number

[wanton portal]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4qTniG6KZVupxDFCVBlkUh?si=Z_qPrUG9Qr-NNq9hs7sJQg

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flight-surprised-shocked-gif-14940640833910619525

[teal narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1478596532218630184/copy_62D8F571-83C7-43CF-8F67-6E887E64E0C3-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[upbeat kindle]

chat dead

[lucid atlas]

dead man

[warm pebble]

No you

[upbeat kindle]

dan

[warm pebble]

Nad

[serene jay]

should I buy kenshi or not

[gusty lotus]

Yes.

[serene jay]

alr

[gusty lotus]

Expect alot of bugs and crappy graphics but the gameplay is fantastic

The lore is also great

[serene jay]

I just wanna sell slaves

[gusty lotus]

o shit okay

The game is also extremely hard so goodluck

[serene jay]

I almost beat halfsword without armor so I think I'll be good

[toxic crypt]

Nevermind found it. Game breaks when you set fps greater than 150

[serene jay]

#1465774955009540257

[toxic crypt]

thanks i found a really weird bug

[stable wren]

Moai the kind of dude to load water guns with water that has brain eating amoeba and shoot it at old people

[neat tundra]

I would hope so

[fluid linden]

yes

one of the most immersive RPGs out there

[silent jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/-gif-4301340

[indigo hare]

Fun mid winter activity: fill up water balloons with ice cold water and throw them at any homeless people you see

[silent jolt]

why not just let the water freeze

[indigo hare]

Because the fun is in making them wet during winter not throwing ice

[hardy mirage]

you throw the ice after they're already soaked

[storm otter]

Yo 😭 ts ain’t even half sword anymore

[teal narwhal]

fallout sword 4

[twilit shoal]

medival style game btw

[toxic crypt]

biggest games come from modded/mutilated versions of other games

[storm otter]

Yeah true bonelab would be absolute ass if not for mods

[toxic crypt]

if you have to mod the crap out of a game, does that make the game good or bad?

[teal narwhal]

it makes the core of the game good

[twilit shoal]

making these two my main gifs rn

[stone fjord]

update...

please...

im so starved of updates my skin has started turning translucent...

[livid condor]

no

[wintry ingot]

moai the kind of guy that loads boiling water into water guns and gets arrested for armed robbery

[ashen iron]

Game is dead someone sue

[indigo hare]

Ok can you fund the lawsuit though

Im strapped for cash after buying halfsword

[ashen iron]

let's rob a bank to fund it

Using our sword skills we learned

[little talon]

They up and go

[hardy mirage]

https://klipy.com/gifs/mickey-bean

[zenith hearth]

I'm not gonna use your vpn firefox 🫩

[hardy mirage]

next you'll tell me that you don't think the "your gmail is out of storage" thing is real

[zenith hearth]

I don't think I've ever once got that

[hardy mirage]

yeah fuck you microsoft

[teal narwhal]

Sonion.

[small fog]

"Clean up space"

[worn egret]

evil forza has been defeated, eat shit bowie knife99

[blazing heath]

translucent?

the boys?

excuse me.. sir?

https://klipy.com/gifs/excuse-me-sir-23

[ornate crag]

where devman

[wheat brook]

I ate multiple big cookies by myself

[cobalt shoal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1246858033754148884/1484004186621350081/backend.gif

[pearl coral]

hi

[small fog]

Yellow.

[unkempt zodiac]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/948574507034095666/1178517798843064422/3x.gif

[jade grove]

Hello all, how is everyone tonight?

[small fog]

I have found Waldo. My day is complete.

[jade grove]

Glad to see someone's having a good day!

[latent jay]

Still no update

Joke yo

Smh

[indigo hare]

Yeah you should refund!!!!

And write a strongly worded letter

[nova jolt]

damn

[untold wraith]

Your opinion DEFINITELY matters

[hardy mirage]

gys is th gmae abandned

[raven ore]

this doesnt make drawing guns easier

[drifting stirrup]

Just draw the fish smh

Easy peasy

[raven ore]

here u go

[drifting stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-glow-glowing-angel-hallucinating-gif-489344050525737667

Pish

[idle oracle]

i personally just scribble and cry til it looks acceptable

[raven ore]

trace all guns

[polar steppe]

That's what I'd do

[rare vale]

add rpg-9

or mini gun

and maybe plated armor

like vest

[rare vale]

was about to say that this looks like a fish

indeed is

[teal narwhal]

turns out not even the enemies can see on this damn map

[indigo grail]

How did you tank that

[teal narwhal]

cuz he didnt hit me

we just ran into each other

[indigo grail]

For me if i touch an enemy with my elbows or knees my whole entire character gets hurt really bad and flies into the floor

Or i get stunned by blunt damage..

[fickle folio]

Is this fire?

[small fog]

Pretty sure if you turn effects up to medium, you'll be able to see better

[teal narwhal]

yeah ik

[wheat brook]

I’m mad as hell right now bro

[wheat brook]

I’m always fucking angry I hate it

Stupid ass bugs

I wanna kill all insects

[rare vale]

same

there are big ass spiders camping my window

waiting to come in when i open it

[small fog]

Hes just cold and wants a warm bed

[rare vale]

thats true tho

but i mostly just wait for them to come in and smash them with the sandal

[small fog]

Fair

[rare vale]

they spawn camping, i am spawn killing

fairs

[plain sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-fnaf-2-fnaf-3-fnaf-4-sister-location-gif-9878047069436063826

[storm otter]

Yo happy Eid to the Muslim homies here

[wheat brook]

I wanna destroy everything

I wanna break shit

I wanna bite people bro

Like I’m mad as hell rn

[rough ingot]

do i have to be level 3 for armory

[plain sorrel]

you have to be level 2

[tulip pond]

rate ts

day 11

[plain sorrel]

what

[tulip pond]

fk

i tought i was in hs chat

[rough ingot]

oh i see

[pearl coral]

hi

[faint dragon]

An 8/10

Whoops

[tulip pond]

whoops what

[tulip pond]

ty

[faint dragon]

Nah it was nothin

[tulip pond]

alr

[still scaffold]

hello sam

[civic pond]

When we getting an update son

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/shh-zachary-levi-serious-gif-12366390

[zenith hearth]

Bored
Anyways here's tadc's last episode sped up 16.6x as a gif

[vale cloak]

I'll do you one better

https://imgur.com/a/QtbWcv0

[teal narwhal]

https://imgur.com/a/QtbWcv0

[still scaffold]

Remember, be bold, be original, be [TITLE CARD]

[oak olive]

I kinda want a one hitter

glass

I want this too

my pfp is amazkng

[soft relic]

updatrewhaen update whenm update when update when update when dupate when update when update wuhen update when duptate when

[hybrid granite]

god damn it

just delayed it by 5 more weeks

[soft relic]

gg simulator 4

[sour tendon]

All these pictures are the evolution of ALL the Half Sword Willie (The first picture was how Willie looked before the game was even released)

[warm pebble]

There are others

Blank yellow people and frank

The itch.io build also has other iterations

[sour tendon]

The last picture is just from Early Access

[warm pebble]

I know i know

There are just earlier ones

Thats one

[sour tendon]

I grabbed the pictures that more accurate to the actual Willie

[sour tendon]

I'm not gonna lie I forgot about that one

[lavish blade]

last one is frank lol

[wintry ingot]

progress guys

@warm pebble @gusty lotus @teal narwhal @heavy drum @hybrid granite

[hybrid granite]

fuck why did you ping me i thought update

[warm pebble]

Same lmao

[wintry ingot]

not for half sword but

thought it might interest you

[hybrid granite]

but it looks good

[warm pebble]

Leaning into a slight horor aspect ?

[wintry ingot]

think of DBD mixed with payday

[warm pebble]

Ooooh

Thats a game i wanna play

[wintry ingot]

have i sent you the soundtrack yet

[gusty lotus]

Looks good

[lavish blade]

i can make sneaky music too yk

why haven't u asked me yet

[wintry ingot]

i don't need sneaky music , i need ambience

i haven't replaced the old lobby music yet , so..

[lavish blade]

bradra i can make that too

[wintry ingot]

then make me sum ambience

[lavish blade]

what kind

[wintry ingot]

i honestly have no idea. I'll let you figure it out on this one.

Though what i'd recommend is walking around the museum itself in test mode to see

[gusty lotus]

@warm pebble

[warm pebble]

WEEEWW

[gusty lotus]

@compact oar what couldve been an awesome slam dealt no fucking damage 💔

[gusty lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-today-update-is-tomorrow-update-wakanda-tchalla-gif-5630318163439022771

[nocturne tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-idk-really-gif-11611432075508357589

[warm pebble]

D100 here i come

[severe leaf]

@warm pebble You rolled 87

[warm pebble]

Holy slow

Decent

[severe leaf]

@warm pebble You rolled 56

[warm pebble]

Worse

[severe leaf]

@warm pebble You rolled 35

[warm pebble]

Dawh

[severe leaf]

@blazing heath You rolled 33

[blazing heath]

thats how its done

[warm pebble]

Did you roll a hundo

[blazing heath]

mayhaps

i cant count past 15

[severe leaf]

@warm pebble You rolled 1

[warm pebble]

HOW

HOOOOOW

D100

[blazing heath]

epic fail

[wintry ingot]

@warm pebble remember our rematch?

[vast merlin]

Half sword is so dry we now gambling in the tavern

[severe leaf]

@magic ridge You rolled 96

[magic ridge]

GAWD DAYUM

EPIC WIN

[severe leaf]

@plain sorrel You rolled 90

[restive trench]

I shall roll a 52

[severe leaf]

@restive trench You rolled 80

[restive trench]

aw

[heavy drum]

🔥

[wintry ingot]

@magic ridge i challenge you to a d20 duel

[wheat brook]

Why does this dumb shit happen to all of my shoes??

*cleats

Wtv it’s the same damn thing

[high briar]

Put them in your socks or something

Or maybe just put it inside shoe

[warm pebble]

We gotta go

Lemme start

[severe leaf]

@warm pebble You rolled 14

@warm pebble You rolled 8

[warm pebble]

Beat that

Oh wait

[severe leaf]

@wintry ingot You rolled 8

@warm pebble You rolled 16

[warm pebble]

These

[wintry ingot]

tf you roll for 4 times

roll once you buffoon

[warm pebble]

One didnt count

Its best of 3

And one didnt work

[severe leaf]

@wintry ingot You rolled 15

@wintry ingot You rolled 3

[wintry ingot]

so who wins

[wanton portal]

yo mamam

[warm pebble]

I win >:)

Out of the 3 you bested one

[wintry ingot]

fuck you

[warm pebble]

Fuck me instead

[wintry ingot]

i hope your whole familu has a nice a christmas

[wintry ingot]

no

[warm pebble]

[heavy drum]

[serene elbow]

halfsword abyss splitscreen when

[warm pebble]

Actually true

[magic ridge]

aight bet

@wintry ingot let's do this

[severe leaf]

@wintry ingot You rolled 14

[wintry ingot]

beat this you buffoon

[magic ridge]

A mighty opponent... I see...

[severe leaf]

@magic ridge You rolled 19

[magic ridge]

HA

[wintry ingot]

bastard

cheating as always i see 😒

[magic ridge]

I'm just that good...

[wintry ingot]

i hope you and your family have a nice summer

[dreamy mango]

Mangy cur!

[magic ridge]

Thank you, you fool...

Best regards from the kingdom of Poland

[wintry ingot]

dziękuje

lol

[magic ridge]

wtf

xDD

tego sie nie spodziewalem

[wintry ingot]

dużo jest tu polaków

[magic ridge]

NO WKONCU POLSKA GUROM

[wintry ingot]

jeden z deweloperów nawet nim jest

[magic ridge]

i lubimy krzyżaków i wgl

prawda

[wintry ingot]

czej mam pomysł

Half sword fight club

[warm pebble]

Why did you switch to my summer

[worn egret]

The Akenomobile™

[gusty lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/scared-monkey-MBchOyOFof4tfmxrD8

[wanton portal]

https://youtu.be/rzI1dtgM-mU?si=9TogVFosNtLSTLw-

[meager charm]

1101001 1101101 100000 1110011 1101111 100000 1110011 1101001 1100111 1101101 1100001```

[untold wraith]

You can bypass brain rot with binary

Hot diggity dog

[frosty scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-damn-young-sheldon-young-sheldon-george-george-cooper-brisket-gif-8296434443948742265

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/peppa-pig-meme-peppa-pig-sigma-face-george-pig-pig-gif-5140080418325330501

[stable wren]

who hurt you

to make you send this

[worn egret]

ez kid

https://tenor.com/view/ez-tycoon-rav-ultimate-power-tycoon-oimaxmax-gif-26279193

[drifting valley]

am i the only person with a normal bowie knife99

he drives normally for me

[spark quartz]

you know easter this might be the worst thing you've ever done

[worn egret]

yes

[signal rapids]

someone beat me d20 rn you won’t

[severe leaf]

@signal rapids You rolled 1

[signal rapids]

shit

[teal narwhal]

😭

[severe leaf]

@worn egret You rolled 13

[obsidian girder]

how you be movin right now

[severe leaf]

@gusty lotus You rolled 18

[severe leaf]

@teal narwhal You rolled 11

[tawdry juniper]

hello

@silk harbor can we please update the game?

or we forgot about it

[lofty kindle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/this-pain-will-make-me-even-stronger-goku-black-1

[stable wren]

Mcwonder

Ima expose the update release, unless you give me 1 dollar

And a hamburger

[teal narwhal]

JULY 30!!!!

trust

[warm pebble]

Hello mcwondererbeastus

[warm pebble]

Poirriet ?

Poirriet le insane

[indigo hare]

Oh man im not a mod anymore i was about to yell at you for pinging the devs but

I guess it doesn’t matter anymore

[tawdry juniper]

yes

and what they should do

abbandoned ts game

[warm pebble]

Not abandoned sorry for yiu

Its coming, theres no comms but we got some interesting news recently

[tawdry juniper]

that are?

[warm pebble]

Enjoy da sacred text

[tawdry juniper]

"soon"

[indigo hare]

Yeah you should refund and write an angry letter

[tawdry juniper]

cant refund

i think

second part done tho 😊

[warm pebble]

Soon in this context means in the potential month or next one like the ea release

But you wouldnt believe a release date if mcwonder said it

[indigo hare]

If you played more than two hours, as long as it’s not way over it, you can still likely get a refund

[warm pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1267693496354213950/1471024579194388531/bigboybackshots.gif

[indigo hare]

At the very least it doesn’t hurt to try

[tawdry juniper]

30 smt hours

most of them spent tryin to fix the lag

[indigo hare]

Oh okay so you got $20 worth of gameplay already, give or take a few hours

I’d say roughly 40 hours

Is worth $20

[tawdry juniper]

without a specific or estimated date i aint buyin it

soon dont mean shi

[warm pebble]

Good

[tawdry juniper]

i mean i guess

i understand the demo to be like this

but the main game

that shi will go into mostly negative reviews

[indigo hare]

Well luckily theyre still working on the EA version, demo won’t be updated again unfortunately

[tawdry juniper]

in a month

[warm pebble]

At least its gonna get updates that will hopefully fix that

[tawdry juniper]

demo lowk fire though

[tawdry juniper]

IF it does

hopefully

[warm pebble]

Get used to this, theyve been silencious before

[tawdry juniper]

some communication WOULD be good

[warm pebble]

Should, hightly doubt they would just not fix anything when we've been directly told "optimisation is comign"

[tawdry juniper]

all i want is optimization

so i can at least play

multiplayer would be cool ig

open world

[warm pebble]

Oooooh thats never happening

#faq

[tawdry juniper]

why

alr

[gusty lotus]

aint happening sadly, #faq

[tawdry juniper]

i mena

ig split screen works

open world would be good ig

[warm pebble]

Map change will prolly come with a free mode rework

[tawdry juniper]

ye free mode lowk ah rn

[warm pebble]

We've been told its planned to in the long terms work like the itch.io build

[gusty lotus]

waiting for that barn map

[tawdry juniper]

its mid

well

as long as optimization is fixed

im happy

[gusty lotus]

you think they might release the tutorial map this 1.0 or nah

[tawdry juniper]

also a crossbow weapon

[warm pebble]

Doubt it, i think most of the additions will be redesigns

[tawdry juniper]

or a bow

[warm pebble]

There is

[tawdry juniper]

there is?

[warm pebble]

Bows are also planned if i recall

[warm pebble]

Yea the ea has crossbows

[gusty lotus]

a crossbow can spawn in a forest

[tawdry juniper]

bruh

so its rng

[warm pebble]

Its like 75% tbh

[tawdry juniper]

cant js buy it

[warm pebble]

No

[tawdry juniper]

oh?

[gusty lotus]

yeah but if you insure it once you get it, u have it for life i guess

[warm pebble]

Just like the flail

[tawdry juniper]

where on forest though

or random

[warm pebble]

Cart

Theres a box near it

[tawdry juniper]

what abt free mode

does it save there

[gusty lotus]

yeah

[warm pebble]

If u insured it in prog then yea

[blazing lodge]

Ngl i think it should surpass the itch.io build because the itch.io build is pretty barebones itself

[gusty lotus]

insured weapons, armour and clothing are also put through free mode

[tawdry juniper]

bet

[warm pebble]

The loadout selector is imo a fair bit better

[tawdry juniper]

lemme go find it rq

[warm pebble]

Im guessing its gonna be visually more pleasing but we wont be able to tell until it happens

[gusty lotus]

Overall the tutorial map has like 15% of the content in 1.0

[fickle folio]

Anytime I take beat a enemy I take their clothes

[warm pebble]

It has working fire to dispose of bodies, i doubt that will happen for now

[warm pebble]

Nice~

[indigo hare]

Highly suggest the halfsword enhancer mod and loadout selector

[fickle folio]

Aye I ain't paying 70 dabloons for a chestplate

[indigo hare]

Could also get immersive combat mod

[tawdry juniper]

which box

near cart

or inside

[gusty lotus]

Wouldnt it be cool to throw burning hay into a willie

LOL

[tawdry juniper]

never installed mods tbh

[warm pebble]

Definitely

[tawdry juniper]

i would get one for guns 🙏

[indigo hare]

The install instructions are on the nexus page for the mod, it’s not really complex just have to do a few steps. And gun mods a plenty around right now, that seems to be the main thing people go for lol

[warm pebble]

There are

[gusty lotus]

pretty sure 100% pottery is getting added this 1.0

not sure about the fire though

[warm pebble]

Breakable poterrh would be crazy

[tawdry juniper]

also whuch box the 2 near cart or big one on cart

[indigo hare]

But I believe you need enhancer mod to spawn in guns

Maybe? Idk i dont use them

[gusty lotus]

it is confirmed in the tutorial map right?

there is an instruction called "break pottery"

[warm pebble]

I don't have the screenshot anymore

[tawdry juniper]

got the thing for arrows

[gusty lotus]

lemme grab it

[tawdry juniper]

its on my back

[warm pebble]

Good

Press r

Drag the cord

And put the arrow in

[blazing lodge]

what tutorial map

isn't the cellar the tutorial map

[gusty lotus]

found it (not really the full screenshot)

[indigo hare]

You can’t access it unless you know how to go into the files like the mod creators

[warm pebble]

I wanna destroy that fence dummy once and for all

[gusty lotus]

its a tutorial map in the yard, it was datamined

@blazing lodge

awesome!

[blazing lodge]

Damn

didn't know that was planned

[warm pebble]

Bolt AND arrow ?

[blazing lodge]

cuz rn the only tutorial we have is the one in the cellar

[warm pebble]

Crosbows and bows ?

[gusty lotus]

oh wait shit i just realized LOL

[tawdry juniper]

dont see any of that ngl.

[warm pebble]

If you dont have arrows you just dont have arrows

[tawdry juniper]

oh

[warm pebble]

Otherwise just proceed to the next round while holding it

[gusty lotus]

you have to enter a new round with the crossbow and its gonna be reloaded for you

[warm pebble]

Make sure you have 100 pfennigns though to insure it

[gusty lotus]

maybe this might be the updated one or like a practice map

[tawdry juniper]

i got 12k

[warm pebble]

It looks in a playable state to be honest, just needs the beauty

Most wip maps are in the yard i've realised

[blazing lodge]

I hope we get updated crossbow mechanics

[gusty lotus]

we havent really got any new map stuff's

[warm pebble]

Why ? I love em tbh

[gusty lotus]

although MWB confirmed lord chambers soon

[warm pebble]

Man THAT i want

[blazing lodge]

the arrow physics are a lil clunky and you only get one arrow and no additional ones

[blazing lodge]

the only way to get more bolts is if the map spawned in with them

[warm pebble]

Thats just thanks to the physics engine, but there is a slot thats seemingly for a pouch/quiver

So maybe we'll get buyable bolts ?

[blazing lodge]

hopefully

i don't wanna scour through the map looking at every chest just for one more arrow

[blazing lodge]

that isn't guaranteed btw

[gusty lotus]

overall cool map

just estranged why is there a pit

[warm pebble]

Definitely

[warm pebble]

To dispose of the body

[indigo hare]

Because pits are cool

[warm pebble]

You can burn em, throw them, or sum else

[gusty lotus]

true

[blazing lodge]

This is frankenburg

[gusty lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l46Cf8O3hQqzDq1Gg

[blazing lodge]

probably to showcase kicking mechanics

you'll probably kick someone in

[gusty lotus]

yeahh

the kick is already too overpowered when your character is like 95-100 KG anyways

[tawdry juniper]

so how do i get arrows

[warm pebble]

Each rounds you get a loaded one, if you are lucky you can pick it back up after firing it, otherwise find a quiver in forest map that will only remain for the duration of the forest map

As you might guess, crossbows are working but the quivers seem very much unfinished

[blazing lodge]

the quiver only gives you one additional arrow

[warm pebble]

Ive had one give me more

That also seems kinds random

Or maybe the thing just broke

[gusty lotus]

How was KCD 1? @warm pebble

[warm pebble]

Really enjoyable ! I'm waiting till vacations starts to start dlc's rn

[lucid atlas]

passage way game card

[gusty lotus]

a

[gusty lotus]

Whos your favourite character

[warm pebble]

Godwin

Definitely

[tawdry juniper]

kingdom come delv?

[warm pebble]

Ive planned to do bastards thing and womans lot

[tawdry juniper]

oh no i asked if its the game

planning on playing 1 soon

got it in my lib

[gusty lotus]

idk if u should do them, most of the DLC's actually all have bad ratings on steam 💀

only 1

[warm pebble]

Idc about em ratings, halfsword has shit ratings too

[gusty lotus]

well shit!!

😱

[warm pebble]

I know bastards road has the best armor

So i wanna do that

And womans lot is apparently pretty fun

[gusty lotus]

Father godwin..

laudate dominum!

[gusty lotus]

Your gonna love KCD 2 absolutely 😭

[warm pebble]

I will buy it once i get a bit o cash and time to play it

It has been on my list for a while and if i buy it, i buy it with the forge dlc

So i can make the oh incredible sir radzig kobla reforged sword

[gusty lotus]

yeah

godwin will be extremely important in the 2nd game

https://tenor.com/view/sorry-bro-hand-on-shoulder-gif-11963500747147243380

[warm pebble]

Doesnt he tank a canonball

[gusty lotus]

not directly through him but he survived it

[warm pebble]

And then we have henry

Our hero henry with his handgone

[gusty lotus]

plus he had already seen large cannons during the ottoman war's

its just that henry and hans had no idea what the fuck was pointing at them 😭

[warm pebble]

Big hole that throws big rock

[tawdry juniper]

crossbow fun ngl

[warm pebble]

best weapon in the early game

[tawdry juniper]

i was using the golden knights scythe thingy

and 2 swords

stole all his weaps

[maiden root]

no

dang bro we need another update

any hints on when its droppin

[ornate canyon]

no

[maiden root]

everyone keeps chattin abt it

[ornate canyon]

there is no update

there is no update

there is no update

[maiden root]

ur js a player

[gusty lotus]

Ayo chill

[maiden root]

you have no sayso

[gusty lotus]

yeah wait

Let me find the images

[maiden root]

https://tenor.com/view/cut-it-out-dude-gif-7309611

[ornate canyon]

my willie exploded

[maiden root]

yippie

[rancid reef]

You should really fix those screenshots

Get the actual dates so people don't go crazy

[gusty lotus]

In short it basically means "they aren't dead and the game isn't abandoned"

Although no date is confirmed so idk

[rancid reef]

I mean yeah, but those are like a couple weeks or sum old

Not that it's been a long time though

[gusty lotus]

that's all we have I guess

[maiden root]

peak

[warm pebble]

I will keep them outdated just for more annoyance*

[maiden root]

havent played the game in months tho

i bought ea

[rancid reef]

I respect it

[warm pebble]

fire it up :D

Or play demo idk

[maiden root]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-homelander-the-deep-boys-angry-gif-17484443382225121615

[rancid reef]

Now that i know it's being kept undated for funny

[gusty lotus]

what

[warm pebble]

Whats actually stopping you ?

[maiden root]

i beat baron

my life is over

[rancid reef]

Kill more zombies in abyss

Every zombie is 25 souls you bring with you to death

[warm pebble]

beat him more

get 100k

[rancid reef]

Do you have to reset profile save to reset progress or wuh

I haven't reset yet only been fighting zombies for a month+

[gusty lotus]

Try out grappling 😈

[maiden root]

idek

[rancid reef]

Grappling is cool

[maiden root]

interestimg

send me examples

[rancid reef]

Try doing modded stuff too

Cauldron on a stick

Or try out flying kicks

Spinning flying kicks

[gusty lotus]

Or if not try lifting people above your head

[maiden root]

kk

finna play it rn

but first

ill take a pic

of the last time i touched the game

[warm pebble]

you can by going in appdatta, halfswordue5 and delete the gamesave folder

[rancid reef]

Bro acting like it's been years

[maiden root]

feels like it

apr 27th

26 days after my birthday

[shadow sleet]

Is baron Armor automatically insured?

[blazing lodge]

nope, you gotta insure it, however you can get it again by beating the baron

[warm pebble]

no the armour is insured

the weapons arent

[blazing lodge]

oh didn't notice that

I had to insure my first time around

maybe it was something added later?

might be wrong

[plain scroll]

Could i have been a bug. Ive seen it reported that they arent always insured

[graceful flax]

scrolling through my album

this go hard as hell for some reason

[opaque sleet]

chad

[visual agate]

aura block

[spark quartz]

greetings my child

[rancid reef]

Fische

[ancient matrix]

is it possible to beat the early access version

[stable wren]

bro

I asked one of my artist

"Do you draw trains?"

mf a guy who draws furries and dudes 😭

if he knows how to draw trains, i will be in shock

[visual agate]

fr

i havent tried drawing trains

oh awesome your pfp is inked now

[stable wren]

it will be almost done

like

next week

[visual agate]

amaze pants

[stable wren]

Rali is also going to use this artist a bit too

he drew Rali moth and it was fucking adorable

[visual agate]

yes true

goat artist

[stable wren]

🔥

[visual agate]

EEK

fie

[stable wren]

fr

soon

me and rali story/verse

will have a main theme

[visual agate]

[stable wren]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1uFzOYNbejJ3AxLvfKPJTx?si=7732ea206cbb44d3

it will SOUND Similar to this

I told the artist, to make it similar to this, and they said they could

[visual agate]

wow

peak

[stable wren]

but yeah, so far. I have 3 artist, willing to do stuff. One is the furry artist, and the other is my friend that drew like Sunday Silence and My Signalis oc for me, they'll be doing a lot doe

and the musician artist is a one time thing rly

[visual agate]

i seee

bros got the whole task force ready

[stable wren]

my friend is doing the poster

and the mcs, and one of the main villains

[visual agate]

definitely more efficient than me working on a game alone…

[visual agate]

lowk this might be the legendary peak of all time

[drowsy finch]

oughh

[visual agate]

goo

[stable wren]

Twinaling

wassuuuuppspspspspsps

i haven't seen you all day

smhsmshmshmsh

[drowsy finch]

genuinely what the fuck did i expect

[visual agate]

smh

[stable wren]

(this is a lie)

[visual agate]

oh

not smh

[stable wren]

frfrfr

[visual agate]

ffs

frf

r

[drowsy finch]

i played a game with someone for once

[stable wren]

we are cooking doe!!!111

[visual agate]

that fort night

w banner

[drowsy finch]

yeah its season 2

[stable wren]

who

[visual agate]

both of you

[stable wren]

Ima jumpscare you one day

with art of our verses mc's 🔥

[drowsy finch]

thanks its my fursona

[stable wren]

when you least expect it

[drowsy finch]

casualties unknown lore

[visual agate]

w game too

man…

i wish casualties unknown was real

probably not real life though

that would be sad

[drowsy finch]

I love casualties unknown

i've been following it for almost a year :D

gunsaw is great too

[visual agate]

mm

[shell lichen]

nah bro im dying

[visual agate]

live

hell nah 😭

[stable wren]

I learned smthing wild

death metal is a Florida creation 😭

[visual agate]

is it? dam

didth not know that

[stable wren]

https://open.spotify.com/track/69Yia3qCLw6N9U80WhLwLn?si=8e7096e385084b72

This was the band

thats responsible for death metal

[visual agate]

ahh

[stable wren]

they also inspired System of the down

and Gojira

[visual agate]

oo

[swift carbon]

I don’t remember who honored me with this name

All I remember is that they said they would take my apple saus away

Was it Moai?

[visual agate]

maybe silly

[swift carbon]

Maybe

Or was it mcwonderbeast himself?

[visual agate]

😟

[silk glade]

when are we gtting another update

is the game abondoned?

[worn egret]

soon™

[spark quartz]

Some say Death others say Possessed its really quite the interesting debate

[stable wren]

i would say death

[cobalt shoal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1369427116927484004/1508725595440287744/IMG_1413.gif

[spark quartz]

Yeah I would agree

[stable wren]

because death sort of made the rules for death metal

and also they outright created what is "Florida death metal"

[stable wren]

but both are massive inspirations

for a lot of bands

There would likely be no Gojira or System of the down without Death

[rancid reef]

Yeah death metal is all bout expressing aggressively

[stable wren]

that differs on style

Florida style, which depending on who you ask

is the original

is about gore, violence, and other really terrible stuff

while the brazil style, is just purely about violence and gore

instruments are also a role in the style too

[stable wren]

and some fucking big music nerds

are good enough to tell what band is where based on how they play

[rancid reef]

Isn't that expression in itself

Silly

Expressed it because they lived it

Like country boys just talking about sitting and drinking

[teal narwhal]

truck

[rancid reef]

Truck

All they think about is truck and beer and women

[stable wren]

the guy behind death

is in reality

WAS in reality

a super upstanding guy who never saw death at all

[swift trellis]

Gotta listen to some 50s-70s country