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That’s nice as hell
Damn you did this??
Make me a poster of me fucking slamming Moai on his neck
It's called ✨Influencing✨
I'm so happy my content convinced somebody to buy our favorite game!
Oh yeah let’s go
Oh my stars you sure do enjoy posting shorts
Yes indeed, it's not much, but it's honest work! (I'm getting paid 0$ for hours of work) (I love it)
You can buy zero loafs of bread with that money!
I post my shorts to every platform, best performing on Instagram, which is the most NON monetizable one🥀🥀
Hell yeah brother
oh your the fella i se on instagrammar
W reference
Yay somebody recognized me🫶
hey
when will people bring normal optimization to the game?
Sooner now
please though the search tool is right there
Is there an exact date?
No
Why?
Is your game running like shid
nea nihuya lagaet very much everything is at a minimum
Half sword isnt that optimised currently, wait for the major wich hopefully will have major optimisation
Aren’t they bringing animals next update?
Definitely not
probably not, they are a planned feature but it definitely won't be next update
We have no clues rn but with recent messages and interactions the update might most likely be a giant qol
With MAYYYYYBE workshop support
Huge maybe on that one
Animals and all that are probably post 1.0 content
all of the features on that board are features to be implemented before 1.0
so it'll probably be before 1.0 but not immediately next update
True but, theres a lot of chances of the ea period getting extended now, so this could be pre-post 1.0
Animals i doubt would be more than the necessary, with hopefully horses eventually
And it becomes game of the year over gta 6
And then they get super famous
Then ign asks them “what made you guys push so hard?”
I'd doubt it, if and only if major 1 is a massive qol update, most featurs will be held by another content focused one
Then they’ll say “Stizz was a huge inspiration”
Then I’ll become famous
And get all the money
And then i'd cancel you with carefully crafted discord messages
And steal it all 
You’re not taking my money
I’ll destroy you
Bro THEY NEED TO MAKE HALF SWORD CARDS
the damn cards to enter a match are so cool
If they made stickers I’d def buy them
That and figurines
But in a while
Now what is kepon writing
Me scared
Kepon spare us
nah thats a conspiracy theory
this is the only time steamDB has ever given information beyond "something changed vaguely at some point"
Steam dick ball
Theres another one that changed 1.7k items
welp it has been confirmed
update next week
You know thats unironically possible now ?
Like
Unironically
adding a workshop rn seems like they're preparing for something so it might genuinely be
those ones are kinda useless, as they'll sometimes happen across multiple different games at the same exact time.
which tells me its something automatic and nothing actually changed.
I think this one is significant since as of rn halfsword doesn't have an open workshop
But these ones change like 70+ things
1.6k is a lot
if the game already had a workshop i would agree
Im still betting on mid next month
the public branch for the demo was changed 2 months ago, but as we know, the demo hasnt been updated.
and it updates way more items.
When update me hungry
did you know that settings between the demo and early access are synced?
Honestly if they DO manage to add a workshop in the qol update, they would be literraly have pulled THE most no man sky level 180 ive ever seen
True, ive never understood steam db
yes, they use the same folder to store settings and sav data
yep
And did you know most of the demo files are still in the ea
Like greatsword grip
For some reasons
probably because it'll be re-implemented later
Unused?
I REALLY hope sk
Cause my god the baron's sword needs greatsword grip BADLY
half gun
Barons sword sucks so bad 😭😭😭
Its really good if you make it use greatsword grip
Like actually
The grip is way too high currently
Does it atleast have good sell value?
I'm deep in the game files trying to mod it, so of course I know.
350 i think ?
yes
Can you mod yourself saying the taunts and voicelines in modern english ?
Funmy
yes actually.
it should be simple enough.
“Raggamuffin”
Use modern slang too
"DUMBASS" instead of scoundrel
"You got no balls dawg" instead of "let us sheathen our swerdes in honor, not in shaim"
Ik that people shit on the halfsword supporter pack for providing no new content but getting the entire soundtrack + BTS stuff for only 2.99 is genuinely a pretty good deal
and i'm the kind of person that thinks that soundtracks should be pre-packaged with the game for free
I personally have it, there some very nice sneeaky peakkey
I just need the entire ea ost
When you buy a game, you buy the whole game, not parts of it
And PLEAAAASE modeling videos
Like armor modeling videos bts
Or playtesting shenanigans
Idk how anyone could shit on something that is entirely optional, labeled “supporter pack” as in, you are paying extra to support them. You get some extra goodies out of it but the sentiment is the main part of it
- it gets you the entire soundtrack
there are games whose soundtrack alone costs like 15$
hoooly
One for the aussies
https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/357 donwload tank mod
smitor challenger 2 mod has 37 downloads
what are your thoughts on this
it now has 38
I’ll make it 39 for $20
why are you asking me to pay to download someone elses mod??
but yeah ill pay it
Oh so you don’t care about your fellow mod creators?
Real nice
no becuase I have other things to worry about
Is there a way to modify your height in demo half sword?
in the demo or playtest
Fuck the competition
Youd like that wouldn't you.
Playtest
I believe only when you make your character at the start, but you might get slightly taller since you also get stronger and build muscle
but i dont think you can edit it after that
Uesave editor.
Alright, thanks
PLEASE @teal narwhal RELEASE THIS NOW I WANNA SNIPE WILLIES
As a person who cleans as a job I only fear for the amount of dust that will be stuck up there
It is what it is. I’ll deal with it when the time comes.
hi
can u join my server
As long as you know, that's a-ok and it looks amazing regardless
Thank you! 🙏🏻
youre gonna wait for me to finish this damn m4a1
server cool community server
fine😐
@teal narwhal watched a YouTube video recently with your you're shotgun mod in the backrooms
yeah i saw it and theres people GENUINLEY larping in the comments
lemme see
never its too iconic now
did the game die or are they working on it still
why hasnt anything happened since march 💔
Devs posted on Twitter not to expect another update at least until late November to maybe even next year
you are taking info from capitan misinfo
😭
i need to read names lmfao
Lol
bluds been waiting for a man like me
We have people like you all day everyday
Istg
thats just sad
Anyway yeah update will maybe be some time next month
(pure guess tho)
ill quote you
june or july most likely
if do math and find the average it will drop july 30
Weird question but
Can you mod in like modded face
I wanna look like this
Ingame
idk how to do that
@grim folio probably can
i could do that if there's a 3d model of it, idk how to model lol
i think luke is too skilled'
i think he would be the first to make online play a thing
for halfsword
@grim folio
i think you can make a mod so everyone can play online
your too skilled lol
I got the mod
no you didnt
i gave him the mod
i ddint give it to anyone tho
larper
i dont have shit
smitor do u approve of my tank mod
i fw it
no
Right?
Bro then why is it normally $50
@wheat brook
Wha
tiki tiki phonk💀
I just blocks Gang Beasts If you want to go check it out here's the link "https://www.roblox.com/games/98589365670783/ROBLOX-Gang-Beasts" you could rate the game If you like I just want this game to become popular
What if it's a game like the crosswoods thingy
That bans your account if you join
Someone test with a burner account
Not gonna try it out
what u mean?
Can you giv us some gameplay footage pls
Seems pretty promising
I could take a picture of all the other maps
i like boys
Nothing wrong with that
not final sfx
na im not gay
Absolute cinema
im stream it on voice one so you can see for yourself
HOLY SHIT
ima show it in vc
That is like… gay…
im getting 240fps in 1440p on my new pc
LETS GOO
OMG
now imma challenge the slums
I tought this was Gmod...
new level of ''how the fuck''
ey where have u been
school
how you doing
good man wbu
what setting
oh
holyt fuck
on yard tho
other maps'll probably be like 50-60
THERES NOW FUCKING TANKS IN HALFSWORD.
its like 60 fps stable in slums, no stutters other than first loading in it drops to 20-30 fps
low settings tho
HOLY SHIT
the red dot is awesome
To this day I still have no idea how it switches to brain storm and green needle like that
I've been able to get mostly consistent 60 fps in slums for a while now. Only times I lagged was when it was like evening or morning
Whats da spec ?
it was capped to 60 tho imma try unli fps later
its an rtx 4070 and i7 12700
Hella nice:D
Ive got 5060ti and i512400f, might need to upgrade my cpu eventually
awesome
I love how l4d2 gives you a map on where to go when most campaigns are just straight forward lol
C clamp and all
wordle is hard as shit bro
its like janny and laurel
me when i have 2 braincells fighting for 3rd place
but i can hear both and switch between them
there is no fucking way
whiter than MJ
Suburban White Boy with a loving family of 4
gradual type shit
mmm crisp ale, mmm crisp ale, mmm crisp ale
The Manor Lords
someone behind you bro
execution type ass image
So guys is that the full release of the game or what?> D:
the Half Sword Subreddit Moderation is so ass 😭
i dont know who moderates the sub reddit but i blame moai
theres only two moderators listed.
one is mcwonderbeast (halfswordgames account) and the other looks like the original subreddit owner.
apparently it wasn't always official.
Christ
when are they banning these guys
😭
is this real?
is this the real Half Sword Games?
Founded by Franchesko Tolomalotov?
no
the account is less than a day old.
I'm sure it'll be taken care of once mcwonderbeast wakes up
the reddit in halfsword is literally on bananas rn
it was made today yeah
did they release the game yet
soon
😔
😭
Probably late 2027
Lil ahh mf
😭 wtf
you've been using discord since you were 11
not a good look pal
The woker
Ts is frying me bro😭
tell me the account ur currently using is someone elses that you got later on
discord at 4 years old is NOT healthy
im speaking from experience
at 4 years old??
😭
wat
Don't they have like millions of dollars rn?
Who?
yeah
big things coming soon (my people are starving)
how much does early acess cost
Far from it, if they sold 300k copies, you need to do 300k - 30% probably divided by another 10% for the 10 team members + another for the rest of gameseer
23.99€
bruh that shi a lil too expensive for me for where am at
So like 24.50 $, idk how to convert
the game is 24 dollars they HAVE to have at least 1 million dollars gained from it
Again, steam take 25%, now that already downed 25% needs to be divided throughout gameseer and halfsword games
Way lower than that already
Subnautica brought millions for example as the game got literraly 2 million copies in 2h
damn
yeah if they sold 400k copies, thats 10 mil, steam takes 25%, 7 mil and god knows how much Game Seer took lets be honest
can sm1 gift me early access :>
that has been tried before
a million times
and it never worked 🙏
😭 bruh
Prolly 30%
ask the random dude named thomastG or smth
okay then if its 30% then thats 4.9 million to Half Sword Games
I stand corrected
Cheeseburger Bro
Carbonara
Pastrmajlija
how do you get 7 minutes on 0-1 bro
by waiting
a nice relaxing stroll
Is he new?
don't think so
huh
im even newer i think
ye i think im even newer than him
im talking about p-rank.....
oh
Yeah i think u guys can see
final flight in one minute jesus christ
update the game
Its easy???
last time i played it i got 7 minutes i think
Too much.
Oh my god I refunded this game it’s too damn hard
GET
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOD
My eyes feel like they’re abt to explode when I play that shit😭
The soundtrack is cool tho
i miss playing ultra kill damn
I did 2 minutes
Yo
get good lmao
I love that the devs response to increasing frustration of no updates or news on updates is to just post random screenshots from OTHER people on their instagram
either the worst PR team of any game ever, or they literally have nothing to show
Excuse me sir
Thats just the weekly spotlight which has been ongoing for quite a while now. Has nothing to do with the game development. If anything take it as them saying theyre still around, or they wouldn’t be paying someone to post player screenshots 
well they NEED to pay someone to reaffirm it not abandoned lmao
They have been!
redit is NOT the place to make this post lmao no wonder NO ONE seen it
They always are
why is French using Gen Z slang
I thought they were going to flame the guy who said the game is kinda boring here but there are much biggee issues apparently lmao
j'aime manger les frites
Yeah
siiiiick
so do I
Why is he holding it like that
but I like them sweet and sour
Grips in this game are annoying af and thats one of the only ways I could get aiming working
n
add mass to ur guns pleASE
Why do you want that so badly
Because rifles are like 8 pounds
add laser vision
Fair enough
Maybe
hello everyone
Where is that first post from?
guys i have a question, im using a single edged sword with no shield and my opponent is using a lighter and slightly shorter broadsword with a shield, my opponent raises his shield and he goes in for a stab most of the time and it hits me, how should i defend against this? should my lead foot move backwards so the sword misses me or should i block the thrust with the forte
ahh
block the stab with forte and displace opponent sword, then either stab opponent or go for the cut
thanks
Holy shit
The loser becomes the cheap f***ing knock off
The editing on this video is insane
Dead center on Half Sword?
Will this have the entire map or just chapter 2?
The hospital will lag too much ngl
Apartment?
Yeah apartments
He should make a section
Where you're on the ground floor with the fire in the kitchen
And it's a hazard
To this day, half life 2 map makes no sense
Why do you hate willie
What a nice guy
kid*
bro is probably 12
Holy shit😭
apollo has ops in half cord 🥶
This guy deadass hates everybody😭
Idk why i was pinged 😭
Did he think I was a mod
There was one dude
Who was just following me to every chat and throw insults, called me a pathetic human, and then said he was ragebaiting, then I think Silly mod smited that guy
lmfao
Could be his alt, never know
yeah probably the same dude
Worse that can happen is me moving away from the pc to go and watch a movie 
Zesty sauce
fire
Is this dead
Son they had almost 10 years to fuckin release him
They couldn't because of licenses
F13th the game suffered that fate
wtf happened while i was gone 😭
Why didnt they just tell the licenses no
Then license holders do their special move they haven't used since the Heian era
A lawsuit.
Just send Jason.
What do they do when jason shows up?
Fight fire with fire.
Fight lawyers with supernatural serial killers
Can't
The lawyers played Micheal jackson
And he likes mj
Fuck!!!
I fucking love seed oils
And artificial dyes
Don’t get me started on those high fructose syrups🤤
who are you
which one is your favorite
when's the frying pan mod gonna be out btw
I could honestly put out the weapon pack its gonna be in as soon as today
sweet
atleast i can enjoy something since im getting bored of throwing people above my head
💔
man i could just send you the frying pan pak file
its a crazy small download size
do what you do gang
ill wait idk
sound effect hunting isnt doing so well
Use sounds from arma
good idea but the shot sfx is lowky growing on me now
red dot looking absolutely 🔥
i made the pool on gm_waterworld kill willie once his head hits it lol
and im trying out baked lighting for performance gains
Allura red AC (red 40) and tartrazine (yellow 5)
me personally i fw yellow 6 but its alright
Nah yellow 6 is waaaay too healthy
yeah but it tastes good imo
yellow 5 is alright and red 40 is hella overrated
my discord mobile just shit itself so i cant record a voice message back
I declare victory
tbh idc if you get money from nexus
I always put my best in mods
Smitor actually hates modding!
Joke btw
ok
yeah youre right i actually despise you guys
only buffslop mods from here on out
are gameprogress mods just mod slop for yall?
no, just the ones that only make the character super strong
i love the guy that made these shells
those are much better looking than the ones i use
wut are all the pauldrons in halfsword? and like if anyone has them like their .sav codes
yapping for a minute about a fuckin frying pan
👋
oh......
wtf
Swap out that heart thing on the top left for the halfsword logo 
True lmaoo
Wait
You're no longer mod?
I wish I could ban you right now
There’s popcorn stuck in my teeth I feel violent
Broken?
For the record
To use Furnace
She has to be within kissing range, and basically choke hold you
So she can transport
In what range???😳
You don't want to be her husband.
She has a track record for accidentally killing them.
What an idiot
It's because of her genetics, not her fault ]:
She has dragon scales forming on her legs
That makes her weigh tons
Malik only weighs 152 lbs, Gladia weighs 52,931 lbs
She ain't fat!!!
Shes fluffy
Big boned
Gladia & Malik are getting drawn doe
Gladia is also the tallest goddess and overall god.
The 2nd tallest the goddess of intellect, who is 6'7
Gladia is 8'11
Fat
Only god in the verse that isn't married btw
25 tons is still crazy for 8'11
The version being drawn
Is when all the gods were like
20
She was more short, 5'11, and weighed.. slightly less
49,401 is how much she weighed during when she was 20
what in the hell could all that weight be for
Try me
Malik and Gladia are twins, but weren't ascended from the same exact creature
The gods and goddess originally
Were very specific types of Divine Animals
Malik was a Lion and Gladia was a dragon before becoming humanoid gods
Why is it every time i see you in chat you're talking about gods and goddesses
It's about my verse lore
I have a verse with fantasy stuff
Good lord
Would
She into women
just like me fr
🔥
She canonically bagged a tomboy, she winning in life by the 2nd story
i prefer fat bitches but to each their own
There a daughter, of the goddess of lust who is a bit chubby
"bit" doesn't work
But all of her kids are elven, so it's a big L
They talking morbidly obese
Or as I like to call it morbidly a beast
[She has 30 children]
highkey graceful as hell but not a woman
Close enough
not really
If you squint
He is into whales? Civil? More like The Deep
I will likely get The goddess of lust drawn soon after Gladia and Malik
Alongside the goddess of darkness
Would be cool
God of poop when
That's just minerals
There is minerals in there
Not enough for it to be considered a mineral
why don't you just make a god of emotion and have him rip apart all of the applicable gods and goddesses
That's azure.
The goddess of lust
are there any gods or goddesses for any other emotions
She controls all emotions
She can make you sad, angry, happy, etc
seems kind of reductionist and insinuates that lust is the basest emotion
lust and desire I mean
well yeah I know but
You can't hate her and she can still control emotions
being titled the goddess of lust and controlling all emotion seems a little disjointed
Not rly
To be fair
Azure title is more or less self acclaimed
it implies that there are other gods and goddesses for other emotions and human feelings
Check ts out
You could easily piece it together and see she supposed to be a goddess of Emotions, but goes with lust and desire because she can control desires
Funny part is
Her life kind of blows
Only 3 people actually like her
Make that 4
Her twin adored her, her first born daughter is loyal to her, and her husband loves her a ton. And that's it
Husband?
Nevermind
The rest of the 19 siblings not counting darkness, hate her
You will hate this guy if i told you what he looks like
It's a dude... who dresses and looks like a woman. You get the idea
I don't hate based off of looks that'd be racist
The husband is old as dirt too
Holy shit i just ate dog poop thinking it was chocolate last night
I forgot how i even did
I don’t remember any of it
Mb
I apologize
So sorry
I won't do it again
Nobody asked and i know it didn't happen
Stfu 😭
Tastes like shit taste like shit
Sorry tom pearl took over
I didnt type that
You red roles disgust me
Should the goddess of lust be a very loving mom
Loving mom secret succubus
Like, her kids tell her she a bitch and just goes
"Love you too! Now here your lunch for work!"
On some jotoro shit
Make her disappear in the night for “work” and actually be a secret hooker
She has 30 children bruh, all from the same dude
She loyal
I just came across a second lost dog this week wandering the road. WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
you
You did
Wtf
Imagine retiring
One of her sons reminded me of Jotaro half way through his design ngl
Accurate age is 62 but ok
Olivia is fan fav character in the verse, "fan" being my friends at the time who loved her
Look at mr rich retiring at 62
Moai lost his powers
Now that im retired im taking my life savings to the casino
Has anyone taken your position yet
Literally nobody ever will
The shadow is just too great
The gap too large
I can
Good thing i don't cast a shadow only light
Stizz and moai love still going on
Walk into a room like a drag queen with too much glitter
😭😭😭😭😭😭
Your mother
Hi
No bitch it isn’t
This is so stupid
Misinfo
I am going to make you into Admiral Info
I'm kind of bored Who has Roblox and wants to play Gang Beasts If you don't know the controls look into the description I'll be waiting for you https://www.roblox.com/games/98589365670783/ROBLOX-Gang-Beasts
I totally trust random links sent in discord
chill hes only 10 respect your toddlers too
Ain't that against tos
yeah for some reason hes still here
just report him
i did it somehow he's still here
dude what the fuck
you like dudes
Good drawing but delete twin
They'll scalp you for that round here
Hunky God
ughhh my boyfriend wants a game but he's forcing me to buy ram -_- I need a steam wallet code thingy
hi kris
give ralsei ram instead
He has a gamimg pc already qwp
I'm kind of bored Who has Roblox and wants to play Gang Beasts If you don't know the controls look into the description I'll be waiting for you https://www.roblox.com/games/98589365670783/ROBLOX-Gang-Beasts
Nah I'm good with Guts and Blackpowder
@unborn shadow why I'm literally just bored
you need to get off discord
your young
why?
you need to be 13
nah
fortnite older than bro😭
I'm older than Fortnite you idiot
You know what's crazy That when you hear my voice you're already assuming that I'm young but you don't even know my life
Literally you trying guess my age lol
telling by your voice
Exactly That's called "assuming"
lil 1 inch grape your young
It took you long enough to put something
that hit hard🔥
here's a lesson you needhttps://youtube.com/shorts/8K8qjwNNdt0?si=erIdI7iTuPPMHGem
If someone bullies your friend in front of everyone, reacting emotionally is usually the biggest mistake. The moment you lose control, they control the situation. Here’s the psychological shift that quietly changes the pressure without yelling or starting a fight.
#psychology #socialskills#confidence #bully #school#psychology
#socialskills
#co...
forgot i needed to respect my infants
Sure you are pal
Stay out of pal no one talking to you
Grow up
lmao
Older than which chapter of fortnite. 3?
I was born before Fortnite came out
Discord account made in 25
We really need age restrictions in this discord
yes
soo...
No matter how old you guys are, none of you will ever be as cool, handsome, intelligent, and funny as me so, does it really even matter?
Who are you?
discord is 13+
Glad the colour of your name doesn't change who you are 
If I could get mod powers back for 10 seconds it would be strictly to time you out for 2 weeks
and then false ban
How’s THAT for tough
very tuff
What made you decide to retire
i thought the owner took his rank away
I hate everyone here and didn’t want to deal with people crying
Thats a lie i dont hate everyone
But yeah I just got tired of it
You are the most active mod, in here. Fair for you to have enough.
true
That’s right! Now it’s down to silly mod and Sam basically
Good luck to them on update release day 
In just about
hey you don't have the authority to back your boasting anymore
now that you're here with the rest of us it's your job to cannibalize each other over small disagreements
The boasting was never due to my authority, im just naturally better than others even if I were a pink role
Fuck you moai
Fuck you stizz
Fucking pink now
Fucking bitch
Who tf is in the call
Nerds
Good you fucking asswipe
Ban stizz!!!!
Position to murder stizz
Moai don’t be putting the fire emoji acting like you didn’t get demoted
Petition)
If you ever end up in Portland Oregon you will become a campfire story
Better to fire emoji than on fire on emoji or something. Ur a loser
My hero
Hello militits
Sweet as honey
You won’t do jack shit
That was beautiful
Stizz looking in the mirror again!!!!
Get it
Moai fuck you
Im calling you weak
No bitch thst was weak as fuck
