#general-catfish-🐱🐟
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@compact oar
damn that is impressive
best spinebuster ill probably see in a while
bro couldnt believe it either
WHAT HAPPENED
lmao i thought it was just one giant arm
video game 5
no this is actaually true
this is an unedited screenshot btw
frutiger aero map with a shotgun in a medieval fighting game
wait 6 more years
and we may finally get the patch that adds realistic bee simulation
anyone hear shit from the devs?
man
thats sad. this game got alot of potential
@unreal bay
cmon man
no
pinging em not gonna do nun either
well im not doing anything anyway
dont do that
galaxy is not informed about updates either
ping the community manager instead
so he wont tell you anything
whose that?
mcwonder
@lofty kindle
@lofty kindle
alright spamming is a step too far
not really
fair
my message is silent
and hes always open to half sword related pings
he told me personally for members to ping him as much as they could
@hot bison hi
oh shit
Same thing, really
No?
Ones a dog and one is an anthroporfic fictional creature
It’s just not
i'm harder
Ok
these dogs haunt me
with the really long snoots
theyre so similar to golden retrievers but so off
like in the uncanny valley
atleast for me
Yeah, they’re kind of eerie looking but also silly looking
i have a couple gun mods i think
tuff or trash
YOOOOOOOOOO
I KNOW THIS GAME
THATS TUFF ASF
how long did it take u to get to that point
i have more
I've gotten to 1000 in every civ almost 3 times
holy pro
so like 5000 hours spent on the most repetitive game in existence
make no mistake. I will never touch the fucking hellscape that is ranked ever again
i admire the dedication
once you get good at it it's 10 or less
per civ
2 handed weapons are your friend, and if you use the right one then npc matches go by real quick
particularly the hammer I use here and basically any kanabo from japan
this hammer deals both blunt and sharp damage and is hella comfy to use
I think you get it around british isles 350
might be wrong idk
russia has the worst equipment both weapon and weight-wise
it has really good underclothing though
i never figured them out correctly
it's mostly muscle memory
wide sweeps, not quick spam
more methodical
swing fast, recover slow
it conserves stamina and still hits like a motherfucker
I can hop in a match with you wearing nothing and using the weakest longsword in britain to show you just how good proper form and technique is
one handed weapons are a trap
they're all dogshit except for the sickle you get in silver 1 rank
huh
noob trap
i guess ur right cuz i can never get consistent 3 stars
they're easy to use but pretty terrible
you can hop in a match with me if you wanna practice with 2 handeds against someone with the best (non-ranked) armor in the game
cuz the dummy doesn't exactly tell you much
ah no i dont play anymore
but once i get my phone back
i might start playing again
hmu when you're interested
hey thanks
hi
i also have screenshots of the most optimal underarmor setups
hi saturn
hi sam, disintegrate any foids lately
always
i have the homelander triple T song stuck in my head
do share
hate the stupid ass face he’s making
get homer drops his donut stuck to ur head
subtitle error
im gonna sleep im so sleepy
sleepmaxxing im so sleep pilled
yawn am i right
i'll dm you the screenshots of optimal gear for when you get back into the game
and tell you where to get each thing if you ask
why did you reply with the same exact gif
tysm man
low chance but if i download it again the first thing im doing is dming you
anyways gn for real now
i can barely stay awake
exanima big update
the medieval games are doing a ritual to revive half sword
Exanima's biggest update yet, A new KCD game, hellish quart update
🥹
medieval armour found in the ozone layer
world is healing
Mount and blade does an update then halfsword update just comes 😭
exanima update is here
Im hoping it gets it maybe next month
And more pierrot interactions
i hope all the NPC's get more dialogue options
if it gets it in june i wont be able to play it 😔
like id be satisfied with a simple chat option that makes them say something random abt their character
Yea
Work ?
vacay
Awww :(
cookin up
im gonna add some nice sfx to it too
pizza
language barrier be damned
Better make it have the fallingpipe.sfx
I literraly studied that shit TODAY
l4d2 pan whomp noise or riot
Hell yea
Hasn’t he been overpowered for a long time
depends on what you mean by a long time
i mainly mean that now he's sort of officially considered to be stronger than really anybody ever
despite just being radiation guy
Google ai, super trustworthy and reliable like your best friend, says worldbreaker hulk in 2007 is when he got truly OP
I just thought he was always like
Crazy powerful
Isnt his whole thing he gets stronger the madder he gets
So it should be limitless technically
i feel like anger has a limit
and also i feel like that's stupid to a certain extent
That applies to a lot of hero’s 
the 2000s and 2010s killed superheroes breh
they should make a superhero themed around actually just being a completely normal guy except for some reason supervillains keep putting him on the spot and expecting him to save the day
Man
i can’t wait to read this
Yes it's a good way to decompress sonnn
true
If it hasn't already been sent
I'm in a little apartment with people below n above so I gotta stfu most times so when I'm alone in the car I can LET THE BEAST OUT LET THE DOGS OUT
You have to reverse psychology your neighbors. Make a lot of loud noise and then knock on the ceiling and floor like theyre the ones making noise
Moaii i fucking hate i hate hate moaii i ducking hate hate yo i love love
oh
cheir
Will dont fail me
Thats my chair thanks for returning it
I’m not mena i’msnshe
I GOT MORE ART OF MY STUPID FUCKING BIRD
hbui
I know, I just enjoy lying and ruining peoples image
EXCELLENT NEWS
SMILES AHEAD.
smead
Everyone here thought I was evil for no reason for so long becaus wof you
me want play helldivers
Smead is short for smiles ahead for anyone just joining the stream
Just using slang
turuge
i ageree
i havent played cuz i aint playing with randoms
Am i a random
Do you like stealth
i played some no damn casualties unknown and tha shi HARD
I LOVE CASUALTIES UNKNOWN
buta eti s tis very fun yes
ITS MY FAVORITE GAME
Calm and content jaguar:
yes
Very fuzzy very soft
true
How much…
They haven't abandoned
is he excuse me sir
gta 5
Big
the conversationalist
You text like my 60 year old dad
Them 8 hour shifts got me sitting in my truck like golden Freddy
Yes
The dislike 😭
@pearl coral been invited to the feldlager next year, if you know what that is?
can you blame me
No
Same group as matt Easton 😄
i’m very happy for you
i’m so excited to work more so i can get the rest of my kit going
a doublet is the next step
before was was was was was is ass picture
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
Turn that frown, 47 degrees to the left
I am french
I don't speak degrees
Im sorry for your loss
Not
It should be like
Buffs
Support
For soldiers
Centered around the martial arts themselves
You know like a classic, throw down a magical banner to buff anyone in its radius type shit
“You know I had to do it to ‘em” type pose
Based Moai? 🗿
third person bp template
bp stands for blueprint
a type of node based coding this game uses
cause its like a blueprint
nearly failed history because of a glitch that made my final exam answers blank. talked to my teacher about the situation and we agreed to just excuse the assignment.
feeling good rn
Aint that some luck
Erm
The goddess of war?
Buffs?
Idkk
War magic only has 3 users, i think it should be relatively broken ngl
But eh
yeah
I'm just more baffled at how I successfully managed to excuse a FINAL EXAM
Hello it’s me sniper from tf2
Yes but like in real Greek mythology there are two gods of war, ares and Athena. Except Athena is more focused on the wisdom/commanding aspect while ares is straight war in the violence aspect
I prefer the Athena style war god
Ares could just as easily be replaced by a god of destruction or death
Ig but if we go character wise, Malik is kind of like that
[Malik the goddess of war]
She is overly protective, she loves her twin sister to death and would fight the heavens if it meant saving her, she loves her daughter, and she treats her Lieutenant like her own kid, and fought the goddess of darkness in the wars so humanity wouldn't perish
It's hard to make someone like her be a commander and strategist when her whole thing is the protector of everything
Sounds like someone who should be good at martial arts, and buffing those around her to protect them better

Gladia [her twin] is the goddess of fire and empress of dragons, it's hard to buff someone who can just go "FIREBALL!!!"
And she has flight
I mean more so regular people rather than other gods. she protects humanity, it would make sense she could also make them stronger or protect them with magic shields or whatever
Idk
Idk it's a bit complicated
The goddess of intellect and wisdom was a warlord before retiring to become a teacher
Which i thought made sense
Especially since her twin brother is kind of dumb as a brick
Easty poo
Jarate
working on character lore 💔
fuck i love this thing
Hello handsome
Why does my cat stick her ass in the air when I touch it
Yes I still have Christmas decorations up
cats have a lot of nerves in their ass so when you pet or scratch it it's very stimulating
imagine if a dude with a gigantic hand started stratching your entire back at once
I fucking love Moai oh my god
fun fact if you search up a font in google, the search result will be in that font
where did you get a frying pan
the kitchen
actually quite amusing
i did not expect them to have more than like three fonts
No im a baby
It’s too scary
I’ve heard mixed things
likewwat
Just that it’s short and doesnt run great. But it’s still a good survival game. Idk, I haven’t got it but it is in EA so it’s expected to not run perfect. People should take notes on that when they come here to complain about halfsword optimization 
ye ive seen those but there's already optmization mods on nexus that people can use so i dont get the complaints
She likes
wha
no i just cancelled it cuz you said that
what stomach
probably the one inside my body
the joke is that you're so starved of content that you don't even have a stomach anymore
you used this gif more than once today you will be banned.
what stomach
pal
probably the one inside my body
your mothers a woman and your fathers a man
the joke is that you're so starved of content that you don't even have a stomach anymore
what stomach
probably the one inside my body
you will regret mocking me... 😡
thats it buddy... your reign of terror is over!
Not under my watch!
😡
crazy clip in the big tom
steve buscemi armor
Tung tung
its 3 tungs
timmy two tungs over here
where did demo willie go?
me with my suspiciously demo willie shaped belly: idk
worst joke i've ever made
the whale
hi
no
sheeesh
yes
you
"I PLEDGE TO UPHOLD THE LAW AND SANCTITY OF THE STATE I SUBMIT TO THE HOLY AUTOMATISM OF ACTION CIRCULATION OF BLOOD IS CIRCULATION OF POWER"
you
RIP Halfsword we all got scammed
you
scammed?
@hot bison
tung tung
Don’t waste your time looking for an explanation, there is none. It’s not a scam
Speak for yourself. I communicate with the devs all the time. Maybe they don’t give you any updates because they fucking hate you?
i’ve become part of a monthly medieval festival (basically a mini ren faire)
i get to fight in front of a crowd
did it the first time the other day
i fought this one guy twice with two respective swords and murderized him
no hits to myself
swag money brah
and then we had a big exhibition round of fighting and me and my friend 2v1d this guy who is really good
we rolled for weapons and we got daggers
ROUGH
he started using my friend as a human shield a bunch and kept throwing us around lol
i got punched in the face ~7 times
the demo is normal fencing rules but the exhibition is borderline buhurt
Lmao sounds like a good time
maybe
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mfw my dog wakes up my entire family because i got up to pee
signalis pfp
you will also be banned for pining me 😡
counterpart
I have a Signalis oc
Drawn
Ts... PEAK
Do this but in accurate plate 💅
does that red outline mean hemothorax?
why are tuning guitars so hard
why dont the mf's that sell them tune them for me
teaching me shit I dont wanna learn
tune isnt one thing
you can tune it for seperate sounds
and you will regularly need to tune and retune almost every time you play
it becomes pretty easy once ur more aquainted to it, you get a feel for the right sound
I just finished tuning my guitar
I have to manually retune everytime I'm trying to learn a song?
yuou will want to to get the right sound yes
general rule of thumb is to retune every time you pick it up
dawg this is half sword
Dawg this is general catfish
did you just beat my willie
Ye
Internal bleeding results basically
i don't.... think it does
i don't know shit about the game he's probably right
soon
I have a bit o knowledge about casualties unknown
Ask away
oh ok one time i had a "yellow paw" what did that mean???
bu kedi ne la
ab cde fg hi
when is the next update devs.....
soon
morning fellas
yoyo
how are chu
gud
noice
i think the modders of half sword are cooking more than the devs
I've spent my time since 2 in the morning making a drawing of a medieval two in one, single man siege weapon
I'm making the drawings of a schizophrenic madman is what I'm saying lmao
oooooo i just came in here curious about this
Get an app for it
well do you any guitar apps that isnt Yousician?
I dont want to pay for a subscription just to learn
I already do that at school
Do you want an app for learning or jusst for tuning?
you be psyching those patrols, man r
I used to use guitartuna, not sure if its still the go-to or not but its free and works decently well. Only for tuning though afaik not learning
I think you can pay to tune other instruments and maybe other keys (I think thats the word) but the default free one works for the kost common tuning (E-E)
It is something thats not too hard to learn with enough practice though
Talking about guitars can anyone recommend me an app that teaches me how to read notes
i know how to read sheet music but i can't read guitar sheet music
I can read but it takes a whole lot of time
I can kind of read sheet music
Except i'm super slow at it
both
same
I heard Guitartuna can also teach you songs?
i had that for a couple of months yeah
can also help you tune your guitar
no updates..
radio silence...
is it any better than getting someone to actually teach you F2F?
probably, ive learnt alot of basic chords from that app
nice
and a couple of songs
Ill download the app rn
"see y'all in December"
i mostly use this website also when trying to find the chords for a song https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/
sssadasdsadsaddsa
so feel free to use that together with tuna
u good bro
oh nice
It has songs I know
thanks
Dumbass managed to alt tab amirigjt
website been around for awhile
before i was born actually 🙏
Btw i reached the part where you build a tribuchet in my run
I have a real nice armor and will do "bastard" thing dlc after i finish with the main
And i'll kill EVERY SINGULAR NPC in the monastery
2012
trebuchet?
Yea, break down the walls of the castle to reach istvan
I thought you were older lmao
Damn you a youngling
Maybe it can, not sure. You probably won't find one that teaches you a lot without paying though
That's lame
why are subscriptions lame
Company like money
Honestly though I think learning in person is better if you uave the option.
Youtube is also a good resource and you don't have to pay for that
Your in the final quest congrats ig
Once i'm done though i still have a bunch of goofy things planned
I wanna genocide a city
For fun
did the dev team leave?
UG my beloved (very annoying at times but it's worth it)
No why would they do that
I eated them all into my big belly to steal the update for myself
Not yet, i dont have 50 bucks lying around, i'll see what i can do
spread the gospel
I spread da gospel forever
Btw people on reddits are really really proving our previous point of em being dumbasses lmao
Well!
its reddit
One dropped the very bad slur in the community showcase of the week, the same dude insulted me for no reasons, and some are saying this is lies lol
THERES no mods deleting it 💔
I'm surprised yea
tomorrow??
what? 😭
e
oh
bro isnt even playing
I can’t explain how stupid Redditors are without ranting for 45 minutes so I’ll just leave it at: Redditors are fucking stupid
Since when has the reddit ever been good 💔
JohnSlursayer25: “you banned me for no reason!”
I hate Johnslursayer
@hot bison son
Screenshotted and posted to the half sword Reddit for my chungus points or whatever
Dev taking 2 long y don’t they make ChatGPT do it dev litrly abandon us
Reddit deserves to implode
and I'm saying that with my chest as someone who saw the leaking hulls of that vessel
and jumped ship because of it
How is everyone doing ?
What does that even mean
Changing sides
They're most prolific in the bf community
What other side is there 😿😿
They often shit on the current
And newest game in battlefield
Then soon as the next one comes out
They go "the old battlefield cured my cancer, thereford this new game sucks."
It's the same with every community
But this time it's with "the game is amazing and fantastic, we have to wait for an update" then next day they go "Ima find the devs and give them a piece of my fucking mind!!!"
Idk bout that
When new games come out and suck it's because the older ones have stayed being loved and worked on
New is bad because it's new and they don't continue the love
It needs new love instead and new love usually isn't as good
They do this all the time doe
It doesn't even matter if the game is decent
They'll find a way to say "old game better"
It probably is better just because it's been out longer and has more dedication
broke my wrist but got that hit
Can't make the same good game twice
But yeah some people just hate to hate
But it's the only ones that actually speak out usually so that's all we see in those communities
Ea confessed once they don't go to reddit for accurate feedback
Reddit had a fucking breakdown
Exactly
They got so mad
You could get more out of whoever comments on the hate comment
I'd go for those fellas
They usually go by twitter, discord and other easier to obtain information
Than just reddit
Redditors act like they are the sole social media
There is only reddit
I mean yeah when they realize they're hating just to hate rather than EA seeing what they say and at least not doing anything about it
Reddit tried to review bomb bf6
I think that failed
There's lots of good redditors, but honestly i don't think going on one platform and dedicating your life is rough
Well to be fair it was not great when it came to some things for sure
Oh and the reboot for saints row
Worse game ever
Redditors are once more swapping boats
Saying that the reboot is the best in the franchise besides 2
They fr said reboot > 3
I wonder if being a redditor
Lol
I don't think saints row ever felt good to me, but maybe it's just because i never played
It always looks way too wild
2-3 are my favs
Like gta if they wanted some freaky in it
I know 3 or 4 added superpowers which was funny
I think saints row has always been it's own thing
That's why i said freaky
2 and 1 focused on street crime with goofyness in 2
More just using gta as a cornerstone
If anything
Saints row is like san Andreas
Goofy ahh game
With serious undertones
And serious moments
Then with some more
Goofy shit later
Saints row 3 is goated imo
2 is good
But aged poorly ngl
The main end game is buying all the properties and controlling the map with your gang
4 is more
Goofy
Suuper goofy
If you want just the goofyness and gang leader
3 is it
If you want more seriousness and like some goofyness
Than that's 2
Yea 4 was the one that added super powers and shit right
FFS
all of these guitar apps and websites all have some subscription thing you've got to pay
Is there like a pirated version of these
like how people pirate movies to get out of paying Netflix
no
It's another subscription based bullshit
oh wait yeah
pick up the phone
i mostly just use it to tune my guitar if it just blows up
It’s free for basic 6 string guitar, I use it
They gotta take your money somehow
FINALLY finished with the school year 
what
Oh yeah it's the 21st
just learn how to tune by urself
Kids be leavin
i dont even play guitar and i can tune one
oh well i suck
Get with the times old man you don’t need to anymore
Technically yes you can just make it sound good by ear, but it does take a bit of skill to tune perfectly
suckage lasts temporarily
what do you play then?
Bass?
theres always room to improve
piano
well no shit
funny thing is idk how to tune a piano
you know everything
i also got me a 2 pound bag of gummies like the big back i am
actually ykw i can probably tune one myself actually 😭
ive gotten so used to hearing all of them one by one
Nobody does
you can tune a piano???
YEAAAAAA
you cant tune a fish tho
some geniuses can
I imagine it's the same screw system ngl
Unless you’re trying to tune it different than normal, guitar tuna is free. Luckily my guitar also has a built in tuner 
Twist a nob
@teal narwhal
theres 3 strings for each key and they all have to be perfect and you also have to account for dissonance in every frickin key
WOW
you make ONE TINY MISTAKE a key sounds like shit when other keys are played alongside it
how th do you have built in tuner?
the guitar frets are tuned by themselves and you only have to deal with 6 strings in a chord instead of 200 something strings in the pentatonic scale
the guitarinator
i have a crazy guitar and i dont play it 😔
It was an expensive acoustic guitar, plugs into amps and what not. But it’s not like it auto tunes, it just has a tuner similar to a handheld one just, built into the side
auto tune guitar
you mean a panel that just shows you if the string is in tune or not right
If it has plugs and shit, can we really say it's acoustic?
no offense
Yeah it doesn’t tell you if it should be higher or lower that part is just by ear
Yes, it’s literally an acoustic guitar lol
If you wanna get technical
more people should tune by ear
It’s an electric acoustic
if you dont know if ur in tune or not you dont understand ur instrument
why though
and thats disrespect towards your instrument and yourself
if they have a tuner they should just use that
it's like eating food without utensils
yeah you can eat with your hands
no
but it's right there
its like learning how to walk instead of crawling
its the same thing as being dependent on AI
the only tuners i like are these
It’s like using gps over learning the roads i guess? Like yes you can get there but if you knew the roads you could get around in any car without a gps. Yeah, my analogy is the best. God im so smart
where it actually makes you find the note instead of showing you where the current note is
i mean
thats perfect actually
i shouldve used that analogy
pan done, grenade next
damn... You must have multiple PhD's
is it only that sound
yeah
🥺
i have it to adjust volume
but i could probably try and find a few more to add variety
YEAAAAAAAA
Those things are shockingly convenient
yeah workin on ts, got 2 other sound effects ima use depending on how you hit the person
volume depends on how hard you hit the person, and sound effect depends on which way you hit it
pan man
This is the new half sword boss
Wpuld it be possible to make a 2h one that looks like the cellar's one
Same sounds
Dumbass cat
When new update blog ?
insane breastplate shaping
it looks like a metallic tarp
its 2 handed already
it can be one AND 2 handed ig
assimilation
The big one i doubt would be 1 handed
Looks heavy as shit
Something like greatsword grip might be needed
historical
found family
yes
MY HEARS
yeah i need to turn that one down a lil
you should make a frying pan scythe combo weapon
totally original idea :clueless:
wgat this is
bro doesnt know ball :(
i would send the video but i cant find it give me like 2 hours
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same guy
You have very large breasts (?)
thank you but it's just the bloat
Im gonna make like 3 more weapons and yeah ill drop jt
Lowkey a golden pan would be sick
I'm so hungry I could eat a family of 5 and their dog
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bro is highkey hitting the ness pose
L4D2 doesn't have a Golden Pan
But they do have a Golden Crowbar
Didn't even know about gold
I just wanna hit willie with the frying pan special
Bong
Wait i just realized i should turn a gong into a frying pan just to keep the sound respectable
THEY ADDED MPREG TO HALFSWORD
nah, gas buildup
incredible...
say that again...
Nice tree
Ignore the ominous green wall of indiscernible foliage in the background
I used to have one of those behind my house
The woods here are pretty insane
Woods like these are all around where I live in Florida
do you think it would enjoy a dose of napalm
How am i unphased from absolutely torturing willies in half sword but a random game i played as a joke called doki doki literature club changed my life
What
I did horrendous things to willies and i dont care >:)
Willie is a fungus according to the "wiki"
oah
Lpl
makes sense
ddlc people are probably made of people so its scary
😟
worried emoji emote
sharts, in sharknese.
I made him
so true dawg
I am his mother
shawg
They call me, Shark mom
shark bomb
are you big sharg
Me? I am big shark, biggest shark
Oh no my size got leaked
the bigger they are the more hamburgers i can fit in their mouth
uh oh man that guy could probably like eat me or something
Only 60 mph
Just dodge
hell guy could probably weep
Btw
This is a devil may cry reference
probably
Did you my shark is from Florida? This is a reference to my state
😲
that emoji is a reference to my surprise
a crime
War or just crime?
criminalizing u wu is a war crime !1
✌️
Honey, where my lawyer?!
They didn't
Ur brain btw
@compact oar
damn 😭
yeah he got a mouthful of shit there 😭
what if this happened to you bro
