general-catfish-🐱🐟

[sour reef]

96% of all of my ancestors came from the isles

[frank citrus]

get m*gged by my 100%

[stable wren]

I am from an Austro-hungarian background!!!!!!!!!!

[sour reef]

That means a lot of things

And no offense but i wouldn’t even call someone Serbian as an insult

So

Gotta be specific

[stable wren]

True

Click on my profile

And you'll see

[sour reef]

I have seen it

Idk i feel like saying you have an austro Hungarian background is like saying you have a roman background

Like

Yeah probably

But like

Not recently

[stable wren]

Fairly recently, actually?

[teal narwhal]

oh i have the best fucking idea for my next mod

[stable wren]

In terms of history

Yes

They served in ww1

In Isonzo

[sour reef]

Ah

See my family were just horse thieves

[stable wren]

My ancestors fought avenging the Kaiser, meanwhile I am a chud. I love being a descendant!!!

[sour reef]

You could call it that…

[stable wren]

Shhhh

[teal narwhal]

😔

[stable wren]

We'll ignore the land disputes with Italy...

[stable wren]

On my dad side, they are more lame

[stable wren]

My dad side stayed in Britain since the saxon raids, are under a coat of arms.

They moved to American colonies, fought against Britain. Then just... stayed

They never left America since it's creation

[little talon]

https://tenor.com/view/have-at-thee-rat-jump-gif-3333922911057271749

[teal narwhal]

dont ever get no rat off of temu

[frank citrus]

man cant be stopped

the modding community of half sword is the best ive seen yet

genuinely

[teal narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/lowkeuinely-genuinely-cake-cherry-gif-12131871001051502983

[frank citrus]

this time it really was genuine

[stable wren]

Your mother

[violet garden]

Half Sword has some good modders but Half Life modders will never be topped

[frank citrus]

also theres no way to fire this shit

[stable wren]

the moment i made my friend rage quit

[teal narwhal]

best part about making a mingun is that its so, SO much easier to make reloading for it

[frank citrus]

why??

[stable wren]

bro.

[teal narwhal]

this was my reloading setup for the shotgun

i had done this so i could reload per shell instead of just reloading the entire shotgun

but you dont reload per bullet on a minigun

[frank citrus]

EZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[frank citrus]

make this the case to troll players

[teal narwhal]

fuckin per bullet reload on a 500 bullet minigun would be INSANE 😭

[stable wren]

this is why I hate playing in Virginia servers with friends bro 😭

[frank citrus]

tarkov breachloader setup

[frank citrus]

i have no idea what im looking at

[stable wren]

my screen was like this for uh

5 minutes.

[stable wren]

look

veeery middle

and zoom in

I launched my friend

[frank citrus]

pj

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-as-disco-john-disco-charlie-disco-charlie-disco-dead-as-disco-dead-as-disco-charlie-disco-gif-12974386573171546519

[frank citrus]

oh

[stable wren]

he couldn't handle Charlie disco

[frank citrus]

john after talking up every profession in history

[stable wren]

its funny

because no joke

his name ingame

is Charlie Disco

this is like if the cod mc, was named Daniel Duty

Daniel Military 🔥

[brazen vale]

Ping in halfsword Discord > "New update?! We're so back!" > just somebody responding to my message ☹️ 😭🥀 🪦 💀 ☠️ 💀

[candid mulch]

yup

[frank citrus]

Daniel call of duty

[wanton portal]

Happy birthday Daniel

[wintry ingot]

@heavy drum @teal narwhal i summon you bunch

[teal narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1499980093504622653/MedalTVHalfSword20260501222913621-trim-1777693324066-ezgif.com-cut.gif

[wintry ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609

[dusky hazel]

half robuck

[cedar rover]

no uodates ever?

[vestal eagle]

Check the announcements tabs

Tab

And the updates tab

[rancid reef]

No more updates

The game is complete, obviously

[weary tinsel]

MODSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

<@&1080390104562016306>

[plain scroll]

Almost banned you lel

[stable wren]

Naaah

@weary tinsel

You gotta admit that would've been fucking hilarious

[plain scroll]

ITs because they forwarded the mr beast scam so i instinctively almost banned them

[stable wren]

Bro, lmfao

[stable wren]

She has a necklace now

I am the shark to Rali moth

[We are doing state animals, and insects)

[plain scroll]

holy moly

[stable wren]

Yeah!

Also

I recently saw two furries in a separate server

One was a rat and the other was an Avian that looked similar to your bird

I think that was you ngl

[plain scroll]

Twas not i swear. The coolest furry i seen was a rhino beetle

[stable wren]

A possum was the coolest one i saw

You could imagine what I said to the Rat

I think all sonas can be cool.

But, i def think dogs, cats, and wolves are rly overdone

My favorite stuff is seeing some more exotic shit.

Like that lizard with the head flaps that runs

https://tenor.com/view/hahahahaha-frill-necked-lizard-running-funny-animals-gif-11888777

This fucker

[plain scroll]

ye especialy when they use the worst fucking colour combos mankind has ever concocted

[stable wren]

Bright ass white, and rainbow garbage

Mfs look like the Fursona of a pc tower

Than an animal

[rancid reef]

Rat, you say?

[stable wren]

It was honestly prob a mouse

[rancid reef]

Makes more sense

[stable wren]

But it rly looked like a rat

[rancid reef]

Mine isn't a sona it's just a cool thing a fella made for me

[stable wren]

I always preferred

Sonas that look like the animal

But still anthro

I hate the full animal stuff

[rancid reef]

It is what it is truly

If anything

Liking yourself enough not to have a sona is probably the most healthy

Depends on how much you wanna be an animal

[stable wren]

I got a Sona because i just think it's cool.

I don't want to be animal

I hate and love my state

And i love sharks

So i picked the shark common in Florida

[rancid reef]

Well i did day it depends, but yeah some fellas are protogens and shit too

They just do it to be cool and most of them are more mil-sim oriented

[stable wren]

Look at this small mf

[rancid reef]

That kind of autism

[stable wren]

I despise that stuff

Make your sona your own thing

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/omniman-cry-omniman-cry-omniman-peak-gif-17652461541122198247

[stable wren]

Stop trying to make everyone cag

[drowsy finch]

Elevator’s out on move out day

[stable wren]

Dang, fr?

Deserved 💔

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/kirara-hoshi-kirara-jujutsu-kaisen-jujutsu-kaisen-meme-gif-10955110114009096279

[rancid reef]

Proto stuff?

[stable wren]

Mil-sim

[rancid reef]

Damn....

[stable wren]

Mil-sim isn't exactly, just modern military ofc

It's all around military

[rancid reef]

Not just modern yea

Military simmylator

[stable wren]

But i still don't like it in art

As an oc

Because dude, you have to admit

Seeing the same modern kit

And the same two camos\colors

Gets old

[rancid reef]

Understandable

They didn't make their sona milsim tho

They just look like a normal proto

[stable wren]

What pisses me off even worse

THEY ARE ALWAYS AMERICAN

[rancid reef]

The protos doing it or..

[stable wren]

WHERE MY ITALIAN CAG SLOP?!?!?!

[stable wren]

Depends on the protos

[rancid reef]

I've honestly never seen a proto with military garb i think other than mods we've added to arma 3 just to skin the character

[stable wren]

I made my own camo for my cag slop signalis oc

[rancid reef]

I guess technically

[stable wren]

Best part: It's practical

[rancid reef]

We do have a main writer who has some mil-slop, but it's also scifi

Part modern part scifi kit

No proto stuff, but it is furry-related because they are furry

[stable wren]

Usually it's sci-fi

[rancid reef]

Maybe they just have bad camo likeness

There are good and bad camos

[stable wren]

Nah it's always mcam

Or all black

[rancid reef]

Multicam ain't that good

Black is bad

Cringeee!!!

[little talon]

https://tenor.com/view/green-guy-pokes-you-stick-poke-comagreeny-gif-12916307036305812419

[stable wren]

Mcam and black is just cringe

[rancid reef]

Nah multicam is a chill camo, but it's overused

Black just isn't a good anything

All aura no function

[stable wren]

It loses aura

When you realize how dogshit it is

[rancid reef]

It gains aura when it's not military guys giving it that aura

And just plebs

[rancid reef]

Everyone knows black is bad in the milly commune

[bright ember]

Cag

[jolly silo]

Does anybody still have that guide to wipe your save data to restart completely?

[stable wren]

not everyone

[rancid reef]

They aren't part of the commune

[stable wren]

Some people still argue tooth and nail that's it's practical

[bright ember]

Complete black isn't good, but Red Urban 🔛🔝

[rancid reef]

If you actually think black is good for anything you're insane

[stable wren]

"Oh wow look, a target!"

[bright ember]

👀

[rancid reef]

Unless you've fallen prone into a black paint shop

[stable wren]

I love dogshit camos

[rancid reef]

Rurban

[stable wren]

My fav is Belgian Jigsaw

But that red spetnatz paratrooper fantasy bullshit camo

Is so ugly

[rancid reef]

Pizza land

[stable wren]

This is a Navy camo iirc

Alpenflage my beloved

A red camo that works

[bright ember]

My hb really likes Flecktarn

I appreciate him for that

I'm not 100% if I even have a favorite practical camo

[stable wren]

Alpenflage is my fav practical camo

[bright ember]

😭😭

Oh my god

Hawaiian camo

[stable wren]

You think that's ugly

Look up Miami Tigerstripe

[bright ember]

Mr Beast camo🥹

[rancid reef]

It's very good, not an incredible one when it comes to actual use, but it does look very good and works extremely well in some areas

[stable wren]

KMLK or KLMK is a cool camo

[bright ember]

I don't think I have a favorite camo just because I'm used to urban kits..? I'm saying kits although I've never been airsofting before

I need a Gorka

I already have a TF141 Jacket for whatever that's worth

But nobody at school picks up the ref :[

[stable wren]

It's KLMK

Cool ass camo

[stable wren]

Belgian jigsaw :p

[bright ember]

You already FUCKING said Bell Jan Jigsaw

[rancid reef]

True

[stable wren]

So?

It's ugly but cool af

[bright ember]

Waltuh

[rancid reef]

Ugly but cool

What does that mean

[bright ember]

He looks like Mike from bad breaking

[stable wren]

If you want urban camos, here Japan urbanization camo

Look at how digi it is

[rancid reef]

Digital looks ewww

Give me my splotches back

[stable wren]

I call this Egyptian Giraffe camo

[stable wren]

Brushstroke:

Fun fact

Before the us made the most well known camo in the world

[US Woodland]

There was a camo called ERDL

Arguably, the weirdest camo pattern ever

[rancid reef]

Interesting

I enjoy tiger stripe a lot

Vietnam type

[weary tinsel]

LMFAO

[maiden root]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-translate-gif-12052961640477791272

what do u guys think about arc raiders

[rancid reef]

It's chill

Good game, but i think the market for it has dwindled, so regardless of how good it is, there will be a certain amount of players who will play it and most who won't just due to overabundance of newer games and an abundance of already-good games

[elder pawn]

Hello

[topaz sigil]

I didnt want to keep buying it again I bought and refunded 3 times cause they Kept saying amd blood glitch fixed it never was😭

[elder pawn]

Hello i’m your neighbor goodbye i’ll see you later

https://tenor.com/view/hello-neighbor-like-subscribe-bell-hello-neighbour-hello-neighbor-2-hello-neighbour-2-gif-2484330488843852459

[elder pawn]

Spellcaster😭✌️

Mage😭😭😭

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-disgust-ew-the-boys-stabilized-gif-4078424461228351184

[rancid reef]

Huh

[elder pawn]

huh

we are all saying huh in 2026

[junior depot]

huH

[elder pawn]

huh

[rancid reef]

Huh

[patent seal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/724971620292100226/1506343980877611038/FB_IMG_1779208967972.jpg?ex=6a0deba7&is=6a0c9a27&hm=12edbc494b4e06aac5eff5b4c3c843d204e2cdbba66b2e999176695c39a9dffc&

[elder pawn]

MANGO MANGO MANGO 67 67 67

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-out-tweaking-black-guy-shaking-floor-gif-17800569265142365429

[toxic falcon]

is el monte in the full game? i have like 20 hours on it but i forgot if it was

[pearl coral]

school is done but it’s hot outside so i hate everything still

[edgy briar]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-164259582336575534

https://tenor.com/view/willie-half-sword-half-sword-hi-chat-gif-5638455273862533523

[elder pawn]

wroooong

finals week

#Fuckitsfinalsweek

[vestal eagle]

Cherish these moments

It's going to get worse once you get into college

[elder pawn]

I didn’t study for shit bro

it’s over🥹✌️

goodbye college hello oil rig

[vestal eagle]

You'll be fine, at least you don't have to make an over 5 page essay on AI or some shit

[elder pawn]

maybe…

[vestal eagle]

Hey, it's not cheating if you feed your ideas and way of writing into ChatGPT than have it expand on it

Oh, those I don't cheat in

Tf just happened

[quick citrus]

poof

[vestal eagle]

Did he just get banned 😭

[elder pawn]

they got him

[indigo hare]

LOL unrelated but yeah

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

[quick citrus]

probly for the piracy shiz

if i had to gues?

big no no

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-but-they-got-him-gif-5858662864154244135

[stable wren]

Dude

i made a cool af ability

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/approved-rating-5-out-of-10-gif-8880409257253792532

[warm pebble]

I'm a tank now

[stable wren]

I AM WRITING PEAK ABILITIES AMIGO!

[swift carbon]

Mods get this guy mod

[neat spoke]

Does anyone have any idea when we'll get a new update?

[hardy mirage]

if i had a dime for every time someone asked that i could hire my own damn team and finish the game myself

[drifting stirrup]

https://youtube.com/shorts/f_oAcFKjjM4?si=RZahi3iufBni9XI2

I GOT THAT HEX KNIFE, SEND YA TO THE NEXT LIFE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[elder pawn]

your mother

[indigo grail]

@untold wraith Rate my steam profile

[untold wraith]

Relatable. 10/10

[leaden ember]

guess which youtuber i am

Good evening

[untold wraith]

Jaunete im guessing

[untold wraith]

I have a D- 60% in a core class

Last 2 weeks of school

And i had the test that will make or break me yesterday

And i have no clue how i did yet

Im tweaking

[wheat brook]

Oh lord

Did you study??

[brazen vale]

Can we start collecting analytics on the most common individuals to play halfsword

Like as it turns out only people who have a B- or lower in school play halfsword

Or a majority of people over the age of 23 play halfsword

[lavish blade]

no

lie

wrong

[brazen vale]

53% of half sword players from Europe spare their opponents while 74% of half sword players from North America don't

[indigo hare]

It’s much easier to just say hema enthusiasts and medieval history nerds. So..teenagers, young adults mainly but definitely some full adults too

How smart is the average hema nerd?

[brazen vale]

I think it would be more interesting to have a questionnaire when you first start the game then you can get analytics on the most common people to play halfsword

[indigo hare]

Well, probably enough to get through school at least lol

[brazen vale]

I would imagine probably average, above average, and some below average seeing as you have to be competent enough to learn how to use a weapon

[untold wraith]

No

[indigo hare]

I believe in you. You’re getting a solid passing grade of 65

[untold wraith]

I graduate

So if i fuck up

#summerschool

[indigo hare]

I had to do that one year

It suckeddd

[untold wraith]

I've had to retake a lot of classes

I ain't built for this school shit

[indigo hare]

That’s why I went right to work in a garage the week after i graduated

[untold wraith]

anything with math or graphs

And im cooked

[indigo hare]

I feel you, I even had math tutors and stayed after school daily for lessons and never got better

Math is tough

Im also just dumb apparently

Everything else I was a b-a student

But math i got 60-70’s

[untold wraith]

Economy

[hardy mirage]

some people also just have weak points in how they learn

[indigo hare]

When I finished geometry i didnt go to trigonometry i just took the easy way out and took business math and economics

[hardy mirage]

like, i cannot do geography or social studies for the life of me. i took AP Human Geography in my freshman year of highschool and passed it with a 64

ironically enough i actually got a 4 on the ap exam too, so maybe the teacher just sucked

but still

[untold wraith]

I have all credits needed for everything else but econ

[hardy mirage]

the only credit i need for next year is english

[untold wraith]

My art teacher is freaking out on me because i have a c

[indigo hare]

Draw her a portrait

[indigo hare]

A+

[hardy mirage]

this MIGHT be gilgames

[untold wraith]

Wish i knew what ur talking about

[stable wren]

Did you see the ability I made

[hardy mirage]

clearly you know how to make art, it's either unfinished work or your art teacher is fucking lame

[indigo hare]

I didn’t!

[untold wraith]

This the dogs shit i turned in lol there's a reason why i have a c

[hardy mirage]

fuck pottery honestly

completely okay to be bad at pottery because it should be its own thing

[indigo hare]

Ok one sec im once again illegally texting and driving

[untold wraith]

Lol

[stable wren]

This guy

[untold wraith]

I don't care about her class one single bit

[hardy mirage]

art class is just for when you want a free credit for being told what to make art of

tryharding in art class for the sake of a high grade is ultra lame

[untold wraith]

Same shit i be doin in her class

[indigo hare]

I like it, creative. Her whole kit seems to be centered around anti magic and shadow explosions

[stable wren]

Sort of

There is darkness then shadows

The darkness is the anti-magic and nerfing part, and shadows are the deadly psrt

[indigo hare]

Consider giving her an anti magic weapon of sorts to further cement the anti magic aspect

[untold wraith]

BOOOORRRINNNG

[indigo hare]

naturally someone so focused on anti magic, she must be very good at actual close combat

[untold wraith]

Stick smothered in poop and is sharp on one end.

[indigo hare]

Thats a war crime!!

[untold wraith]

Ult weapon

Be fr

[stable wren]

She pure hands

[indigo hare]

I dig this one

[stable wren]

Bare hand fighter

[indigo hare]

Captain misinfo more like captain comic artist

[untold wraith]

Mantic is.. active?

[topaz tree]

https://tenor.com/view/brainrot-brain-rot-zebra-peaceful-burping-gif-12273301641674147945

[untold wraith]

Dear god

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-pwincess-smile-discord-daddy-gif-1866345235930423764

[stable wren]

I went in and explain how the mc services and able to beat the villain

[untold wraith]

I should post the same meme you got me for

RIGHT NOW

You'll delete it

And I'll tell the subreddit

[plain scroll]

Im confused

[untold wraith]

I don't think i have it anymore

Hold on let me check

[untold wraith]

You warned me for a meme I posted like 2 years ago now lol

[plain scroll]

[stable wren]

My mana out manas yours

I'LL GO FURTHER BEYOND

[stable wren]

I'LL GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

WRONG KMAGEHEGE

[stable wren]

Your gf told you something similar to this before!!!!!!

[pearl coral]

hi

[stable wren]

Wassup

Geek

[stable wren]

Rate this ability

[pearl coral]

i think it might be a lot more concise to describe it as a "sticky grenade punch" instead of the infusion + eruption + manipulating to stick + drilling + punching and exploding

[pearl coral]

feeling overwhelmed by my own creative desires

[stable wren]

Not exactly a sticky grenade doe

It's like if your head was being crushed at the time exploded

Hydraulic press but explosive

The mc survives this just barely

[stable wren]

Why, you're thinking of shit to add too your own stuff

I have a character in my verse you'll love

[pearl coral]

seems pretty superfluous to have so much added onto that one action, or at least the way it's written comes off that way

[pearl coral]

i have an informative essay im writing on my own time plus a short story plus a fantasy universe plus a superhero project plus i need to learn the bass guitar lol

[stable wren]

Dayum!

I did do a "superhero" verse before, shit is fun

[pearl coral]

the superhero thing includes a lot of drawing and thinking and pitching things back and forth between me and my comic enjoyer friends

[stable wren]

[It was more of a modern fantasy story]

[pearl coral]

i feel like i have some pretty good ideas but im not good at conveying them with drawings

i also need to design a character

[stable wren]

That's easy

You have add colors, cosmetics and more

Every detail has story to it

And every detail must convey smthing

[pearl coral]

i have a main batmanesque guy in mind and im currently trying to think about how to design the analogue superman

my favorite knockoff superman is metroman to give you an idea of the sort of design im thinking of lol

[stable wren]

So like

Elvis

Markplier

[pearl coral]

moreso just that level of pulpy

[stable wren]

Ohhh

I should make a hero verse

Like a genuine one

[pearl coral]

story takes place in the early-mid 70s btw

[stable wren]

Not the Bloodhound one i made awhile ago

[stable wren]

Sick!

You should go with a more

Old school hero design

[pearl coral]

for the batman guy i have already

he's got the underwear on the outside and everything

[stable wren]

Or

One of my favorites

Is the like

Heroes with normal clothing

But it's altered in ways

[pearl coral]

his name's gargoyle

[stable wren]

Think Bombsight from the boys in his hero costume, or Kelly's Heroes

[pearl coral]

aside from like The Question and Rorscach or bomber jackets like cyclops's i really dislike civilian clothes on heroes

[stable wren]

I rly love Bombsight hero design ngl

[pearl coral]

havent seen him until just now lol

[stable wren]

It's so dope

The ww2 style hero fits

Never will not be cool

[indigo hare]

I hate people who can draw good 😡 especially when they have other talents 😡

You cannot be both knight and scribe, pick your lane!!

[visual agate]

have sword

slab gourd

[stable wren]

The one verse I'll never make a sequel for, is the Bloodhound verse i made awhile ago because genuinely i like the ending

It's always good to end on a good ending

And just leave it

Megamind should've learned from this

[visual agate]

[stable wren]

I want to make a new verse

After i finish

These main two

The one with rali

And besieged

[visual agate]

yums

[stable wren]

A hero verse sounds fun af to make

And i want the mc to be like a retired hero, that's was part of a hero group

And the leader of that group is obsessed with the mc, and is trying to make them get back into the hero group. So like, stalker ex type shit

[visual agate]

the peak

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/the-deep-mogging-the-deep-mog-mogging-the-boys-gif-7607677199452401372

[visual agate]

mm

[pearl coral]

colors

[visual agate]

id read allat

[visual agate]

bro collected their pigments

[stable wren]

A character design i comm'd before

[pearl coral]

neat

[visual agate]

get that damn tiktok watermark out of here 😟

[stable wren]

And

Character design is easy!!!

[pearl coral]

punches you to death

[visual agate]

uh oh

[stable wren]

Consumes your momma

[visual agate]

sam thats really mean sometimes

[stable wren]

Almost pinged the admin role

@drowsy finch if you didn't pass those finals

Havoc will happen.

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/me-making-poop-philb-philb-poop-tweet-chill-guy-chocolate-gif-8977311087441760951

[visual agate]

me making moth

evil

shit

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/abhijit-naskar-toilet-nick-floor-stink-gif-23966075

[visual agate]

true…

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/tidal-wave-geometry-dash-extreme-extreme-demon-bloodbath-gif-8991012316297023000

[stable wren]

I have 196 ocs

[visual agate]

PFF

[stable wren]

Not counting story characters

[visual agate]

holy 😭

[stable wren]

If i count stories

That's

1311 ocs

[visual agate]

[stable wren]

Who to blame for that big number?

THE BLOODHOUND VERSE

Fucking took

Waaaaay to long writing that

[visual agate]

can i read 🥹 👉👈

[stable wren]

It's buried.

[visual agate]

fahhh

[stable wren]

But essentially

It's in a semi apocalyptic earth

Not rly apocalyptic, because it's actually normal in this universe

But essentially

[visual agate]

butt essentially

[stable wren]

Earth is cold.

It snows all year, and never stops

[visual agate]

i like snow

[stable wren]

And the verse takes place in the USA

The government does exist, but they don't rly care what happens

So this leads to gangs owning a majority of the USA

The main family in the verse

And where the mcs are

Is the Bloodhound Mob

Bloodhound mafia

Or just the Bloodhound Family, lead by "Big Mother" or just "The mother" Linda Bloodhound, years ago she adopted 700 children who were found in a abandoned subway station. She saved them from the cold, and raised them in her mansion located in Tallahassee, Florida, the mansion is equal to the size of the city of Austin texas, it crosses over borders between our states.

The Bloodhound family owns the South US as their property.

[visual agate]

700 is quite a large value

such large property

[indigo hare]

Wow Thats so fantasy and definitely not just the USA irl when you get down to it

[visual agate]

probably

[stable wren]

The fantasy part is this

There is no joke, demons, Elves, half animal half human people, dragons, and more

[visual agate]

me

[stable wren]

The gang in the North US [based out of Illinois, Chicago] is the Northern Rejects, a gang of demons, Oni, Yokai and literally whatever is classified as a demon

They're known for their car culture in the lore

[visual agate]

amaze

[stable wren]

and the bloodhound mob are a bunch of wizards and mages

[visual agate]

i do like wizardry

[pearl coral]

mfw

[wheat brook]

You’re a fucking jackass.. it’s literally a burger??

[oak olive]

wow, rude

[wheat brook]

Like yk what that is you weasel

Jesus

Like bro you said alien dick like wtf

[oak olive]

not really nice buddy

can u stop yeling

[wheat brook]

Bro like you’re being a fucking weasel you know what a damn burger looks like

Holy shit

[oak olive]

just got in my game 🥹🥹🥺🥺

[wheat brook]

Idgaf

[oak olive]

what did I even do deserve this...

[wheat brook]

Being a fucking lemon

[oak olive]

I'm not a lemon

[wheat brook]

Damn tart

[oak olive]

u so mean bro

[wheat brook]

No you’re mean

And indifferent

[oak olive]

I'm not in different

I called u mean

also I'm not the mean one herr

u started cussing me out4 no reason

[wheat brook]

Bro you called my food alien dick

[oak olive]

???!

[zinc sierra]

actual slop

[wheat brook]

I’m literally not gonna do this with you

[oak olive]

wtf

when

ok dude

I never said that but ok

[oak olive]

this guy gets it

[oak olive]

?

[wheat brook]

YOU DELETED IT DUMBASS

[oak olive]

u

[drowsy finch]

I’m in hell

[oak olive]

um

no

[wheat brook]

ITS LITERALLY RIGHT THERE

YES TF YOU DID

[oak olive]

idont see shit stop posting excuses??

[oak olive]

hai miss relifoly

[wheat brook]

YOURE A FUCKING TART

[oak olive]

im not a tart

[wheat brook]

YOU ARE.

[oak olive]

I don't cuss ppl out for no reason and post random images but ok

[stable wren]

whyy

[wheat brook]

BRO FUCK YOU DTTM

[oak olive]

???

[wheat brook]

FUCKING DUMBASS

[oak olive]

this is what I mean... cussing me out.. all the time no reason

[oak olive]

u just think of me as ur ounchi ng bag huh

[oak olive]

yeah random images.

what u trying to send

[wheat brook]

YOURE LITERALLY SO WEIRD BRO GET TF OUTTA HERE

[oak olive]

????

what did I even do bro

[wheat brook]

Talking abt some “alien dick”

[oak olive]

stop swearing

[oak olive]

?????

[wheat brook]

ITS A BURGER…. Like what???

[oak olive]

I'm not into that u do u ig

not my place to judge what u like

just stop projecting it

[wheat brook]

BRO SHUT THR FUCK UP YOURE WEIRD

JESUS BRO

[oak olive]

at least I can spell

[pearl coral]

Cease your yabbering

[drowsy finch]

Elevator down on moveout day

[oak olive]

hi Sam 🥹

[drowsy finch]

2 hours of WAITING

[wheat brook]

I’m so fucking mad rn

[oak olive]

my queen

[pearl coral]

hi

[wheat brook]

Called my burger “alien dick”

[oak olive]

???

[wheat brook]

Bro who tf are you feeling like???

[oak olive]

who

who even does that

[pearl coral]

stizz im gonna turn you into red sand if you aint calm it down

[oak olive]

thi guy gets it right Sam ahabaha

my goat sam

[wheat brook]

Alr

Alr cool

[pearl coral]

hush sycophant

[oak olive]

🥺

wtfuck

[pearl coral]

points my hand of red sand at you too

[wheat brook]

Nah where were you when she called my meal “alien dick” tho??

Nah it’s cool

[pearl coral]

watching

waiting

[oak olive]

;;(((

[wheat brook]

Ik my enemies

[wheat brook]

Don’t play the victim

Fucking called my meal alien dick

[oak olive]

sjizz just chill out take a chill pill listen to my goat sam

whoops typo

[pearl coral]

stizz i think i got my first concussion the other day

[oak olive]

???

[wheat brook]

Oh??

[oak olive]

u started cussing me out randomly I ain't never said stuff like that

[oak olive]

ru good

[wheat brook]

Tell me abt it why didn’t you say anything?

[pearl coral]

i got punched in the head seven times with a shield and my head hurt for a day and a half and immediately after it i was the most dizzy ive ever been

[oak olive]

dam

[wheat brook]

Can you look at bright lights with minimal sensitivity?

*little to no

Sensitivity

[pearl coral]

im always sensitive to bright lights

[wheat brook]

Ah shit Sam you got a concussion

Does your head hurt rn??

[pearl coral]

nah but it was hurting like up until yesterday evening

it happened saturday

[compact olive]

..

[pearl coral]

mysterious

[oak olive]

mysterious

[wheat brook]

If it hurts again see a doctor or you’ll die

[pearl coral]

Got it

dude was full on superman punching me lmao

[compact olive]

https://tenor.com/view/plastic-surgery-beauty-medicine-band-aid-gif-12644286393930996235

[oak olive]

embed fail......no images perms....

[compact olive]

sad

is bandaid

[wheat brook]

What the hell??

Sam how have you been sleeping since that happened?

[pearl coral]

uh pretty normal i'd say

actually no one night i woke up wayyy more than i usually do throughout the night

[wheat brook]

Do you guys take concussion tests?

[wheat brook]

Inconsiderate

Defiant

Hard headed

[oak olive]

ur defiant

[oak olive]

says u

[pearl coral]

no

[wheat brook]

Short-tempered

[pearl coral]

in all actuality i think im probably fine

[wheat brook]

I think you should be fine lwky

[pearl coral]

headaches were probably dehydration tbh

i did heatstroke that day

[oak olive]

u started cussing me out for no reason bru......

[oak olive]

ru ok

now

[pearl coral]

yeh

[wheat brook]

Sam hydrate hydrate hydrate

Water will not fail you

Even just zero sugar lemonade

[pearl coral]

this was me during the event

i was hiding in the shade of a 4 foot tall tower

[glossy sky]

Dayum Yosemite sam took it to the can

[wheat brook]

Bro Sam

Shit man can’t you carry like a canteen?

[oak olive]

water did nothing when I greened out like a bich sunday and was hungover as fuck the next day barely awake with my head fucked

I trusted it and it failed me...

[pearl coral]

i forgot because i am tupid

but they had people making sure we were alive

[wheat brook]

Js bc it hurt you doesn’t mean it didn’t help

[pearl coral]

it was like 90 out there and we were beating the shit out of each other

[oak olive]

Sam is a dwarf confirmed

[oak olive]

no water didn't hurt me

[glossy sky]

Coconut water is rlly rlly good for weed dehydration and hangovers ime

[oak olive]

it didn't felt like it helpt

[wheat brook]

Fucking delinquent

[oak olive]

thanks

not alcohol hangover weed hangover I'll keep that in mind 🥰🥰

[wheat brook]

That’ll do it

[oak olive]

I don't drink

[pearl coral]

here’s the full video

we had a live band underscoring our performance

[glossy sky]

Yeah greening out is weed hangover

[oak olive]

fucked in armour 2

[wheat brook]

Yeah? You’ll keep it in mind? Fucking evil tyrant

[pearl coral]

they brought out a picture of water to pour on me

[oak olive]

u can't be smeaging

[indigo hare]

I havent greened out since I was a teenager it just can’t even happen anymore unless, I imagine, I eat a dozen thc muffins

[pearl coral]

moai watch taht full video

[indigo hare]

Maybe I should try crack

[pearl coral]

gosh the music was so tuff

[indigo hare]

Okay!

[oak olive]

dude fucking I mixed indica and sativa and had a rice Kristen treat and peach gummys i put rso in I was absolutely fucked

[wheat brook]

Fucking evil, tyrannical, delinquent

[oak olive]

my stomach was hurting and I felt like throwing up but eating more at the same time

[wheat brook]

ON GOD THIS LOOK FUN AS HELL😭😭

[wheat brook]

Broooo yall were going at it😭

[pearl coral]

man having a literal fucking live band playing traditional instruments in tune with our performance was amazing

they were so talented

[indigo hare]

Hell yeah brother love it. Also, love the fact that there was just a single tower in the middle of an open field

[wheat brook]

that is so fucking hype

Bro where do I sign up

[pearl coral]

there's two on one side and one on the other, they had tiny trebuchets that they had kids fire tennis balls at each other with

[wheat brook]

SAM YOU COLD AS FUCK BRO😭😭😭

YOURE TUFF AS HELL😭

[pearl coral]

i dont know if you know which one i am then lol

[oak olive]

rude

I would never be a tyrant

[indigo hare]

How long until we see you in the background of a 15th century medieval movie

[wheat brook]

Bro everybody participating is tuff😭

Ts got me riled up 😭 yall slamming each other n shit??😭

Bro let me at em 😭

[oak olive]

I thought it was more whats going on as ur high not the day aftrr

[pearl coral]

i didnt realize how hard i hit him in the head with my dagger lol

well it was one of his daggers. i bent it to the point that it was unusable by the end of it

[indigo hare]

One time Sam stabbed his opponent in the eye, went to the sidelines, and pushed over his baby stroller with child inside. He then said, “that was for Willie”

[wheat brook]

Holy fucking shit😭😭

[pearl coral]

it'd be tuffer if i actually had a sword!!! the thing i know how to use!!!

[wheat brook]

I believe it

[swift carbon]

You yanked his pizzle

[oak olive]

fucked

[wheat brook]

Ong if you had a sword its wraps for them😭

[pearl coral]

i love longsword grappling and with that ruleset i'd be a demon

[indigo hare]

Why didn’t you bring your sword

[pearl coral]

it was based on a diceroll

me and connor were the only people who rolled a nat 1 (dagger)

[indigo hare]

You should’ve rolled it to let you use a sword

[pearl coral]

because i am a bad luck magnet

[indigo hare]

Cheating is bad lucks greatest enemy

[wheat brook]

Sam you held your own bro

[pearl coral]

i love that our announcer mundo the wizard said "they're making him regret some of that bragadoccio" and then i got superman uppercut across the face

[pearl coral]

tbh i am pretty impressed with my ability to stay standing during that

some of the punches he threw i had to actually grab onto his arm to keep my balance

[wheat brook]

Bro literally what do you think in that moment?

I don’t play abt my life, I’d go into fight or flight immediately

[pearl coral]

absolutely nothing

it's actually kind of thrilling how much nothing i think of

just hearing myself breathe and trying to hit the other guy

[wheat brook]

That is INSANE composure

[pearl coral]

that moment before i got uppercut was one of the few moments i remember thinking about what i should do with my dagger which was probably part of what led to me catching such a mean punch

[wheat brook]

Damn 😮😮

[pearl coral]

shoulda just gone

as my friend and mentor bruce says "the second you think, you're dead"

(tuff)

i cant wait to do it next month

the 20th of june

[wheat brook]

Contact sports are so scary to play

Well my sport is a COLLISION sport

And hema is like.. just constant battering and beating

[pearl coral]

tbh most of the time its a lot more gentlemanly

we stop when someone gets hit because realistically that's what would happen in an unarmored duel

[wheat brook]

What’s the difference between this and the one where you guys were killing eachother outside?

[severe fulcrum]

Buhurt u mean

[pearl coral]

this one we're sparring actual tournament style hema where when someone gets hit you stop

the one where we were killing each other the audience decided who won based on cool points so there was no need

[wheat brook]

FROM HALF SWORD😳

[wheat brook]

That’s so badass

[pearl coral]

we basically did buhurt with hema equipment and stabbing lol

[severe fulcrum]

Buhurt itself is cool but it’s just like please wear proper armor I’m begging 😭

[wheat brook]

Will Amazon armor suffice

[indigo hare]

No

Im going in with tin can armor

[wheat brook]

I’d fucking kill Moai in buhurt

[pearl coral]

next month i get to do full contact harness fencing (with half harness but still full contact bcuz hema gear)

against a guy who wears golden synthetic gothic armor

[wheat brook]

Moai id fucking ravage your body

Wait

he has old ppl strength nvm

Wait but I have burger strength😈

Deadass I want to buhurt now

[pearl coral]

too expensive for such a low skill ceiling sport tbh

[wheat brook]

AND they got the band playing too??

[vale cloak]

FECK

[wheat brook]

Bro fuck the rules atp

[hardy mirage]

that little extra tumble after the initial fall is just salt on the wound

[vale cloak]

and into water

[pearl coral]

that’s the us

buhurt doesn’t have that

[tulip cove]

i didn't know people knew about Casualties: Unkown

[hardy mirage]

it will become the new hollow knight

(indie game that everyone says is niche but is really popular)

[vale cloak]

who the hell said hollow knight is niche lol

[vale cloak]

its the first time a non traditional roguelike actually felt related to a traditional roguelike

i havent had to worry about blood pressure since CDDA

it stopped being niche when it got a steam page

[indigo hare]

First, phrasing.
Second, you ain’t shit compared to me stizz, im in great shape and have old man strength

[hardy mirage]

i tried CDDA but i'm just not enough of a spreadsheet goblin to have fun with it

the level of intuitiveness entirely depends on the type of player and unfortunately i don't think i'm compatible with it

love watching people play though

[pearl coral]

posting these again because i can do what i want

new fencing sockz

[indigo hare]

Sick flames, not enough skulls

[wheat brook]

Fuck you id slam you on your vertebrae

[indigo hare]

At least get those wrist sweatbands

[indigo hare]

At least I have vertebrae you snake

Idk if that works but it sounds good

🔥

[wheat brook]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1477831420813639730/1493760763938996346/image0.gif

[pearl coral]

hate this gif

[pearl coral]

kinda based on this

[vale cloak]

yeh that comes with the reward of endless complexity, think if the detail in the medical system of sav prototype/causalities but with everything

[wheat brook]

There’s no way they wore this into battle

Like people did this for real??

Like for real life?

[hardy mirage]

exactly. it's not the complexity itself, it's the comprehensiveness of the complexity

[hardy mirage]

if it didn't engulf every aspect of the game i'd probably have an easier time

[vale cloak]

thats fair thats why roguelikes died

too complex for casual or even non hardcore gamers

[hardy mirage]

that's how you get an extremely small yet extremely dedicated fanbase

the people who are willing to put up with it are the same ones who actually love it

[vale cloak]

and it means theres a lotta very small scale community projects

[pearl coral]

yes

they was tuff

[stable wren]

Not all rougelikes are the same doe

[vale cloak]

we are talking about traditional roguelikes

which are all the same

baiscally

[hardy mirage]

the virgin "the dark ages were dirty, diseased, and depressing" vs the chad "medieval periods in general were colorful and fanciful"

[fickle monolith]

nah they didnt they wore these

[vale cloak]

the genre used to mean a specific type of game, a game that plays like rogue but now it kinda just means randomised hardcore

[pearl coral]

javier bardem would be such a good voice for bane man

[stable wren]

....that's just a rougelike....

[vale cloak]

no its not

rogue wasnt just a randomised hardcore game

theres a lot more to it

and traditional roguelikes respect that

modern roguelikes are their own thing

[wheat brook]

Holy shi😭

[pearl coral]

evil ahh part of my yard man

[hardy mirage]

it's called a lair

[stable wren]

Rougelike was always a randomized experience with multiple different layers of difficulty, "traditional rougelikes" is a new gen gaming term people like to throw around to sound cooler.

Rougelikes have always been a game with random generation, perma death, and more

Rougelikes became more of a thing pre-2008

Where it was just grids and lines

And guess what

They all were exaxtly that

Perma death Random generation focused games with different gameplay for each time you played

[vale cloak]

rogue had a detail to it and complexity that folded in on itself to create huge scenarios of overlapping dynamism its simplicity of design and graphics allowed for a complexity of systems that was expanded upon by roguelike games like hack, nethack moria and angband

later on there were action focused games with randommisation and hardcore like spelunky that later got the genre name applied to them and due to their popularity overshadowed the already existing bound of the rougelike

[zenith hearth]

POV of one of backrooms movie producers who are lost in the movie set

[stable wren]

People say graphics and shit

Like these traditional rougelikes

Had a option to have better graphics

They literally used lines and codes

[vale cloak]

no they dont thats why they focus so hard on gameplay

[stable wren]

Nethack

[vale cloak]

when they where first made computers did not have graphical rendering capabilities or had very limited

consoles where the primary method of gaming

[stable wren]

The gameplay was always the same?

Insanely hard dungeon crawler with procedurally generated dungeons

That's what Nethack was??

[vale cloak]

ok you are not here for good faith

[stable wren]

Like

Dude

People will say "BACK IN MY DAYS!" over the most dumbest shit

[vale cloak]

they had a simplicity of gameplay that worked with a massively complex set of systems

i am not saying back in my days

[teal narwhal]

half sword 0.3 up to 0.5 is a rougelike

[vale cloak]

theese games are still fun today

[stable wren]

"Traditional Rougelikes" 😭

[vale cloak]

just look at caves of qud which managed to go fairly mainstream

just because you do not have the attention span or imgination to play a game with simple core gameplay and very low fidelity graphics doesnt mean they are not fun

[stable wren]

Also you're greatly confusing

Rougelikes

And rouge-lite

[vale cloak]

thats not a thing

[stable wren]

Yes it is?

Dude are you serious rn

[vale cloak]

rogue-like is a non standard spelling of roguelike

[teal narwhal]

twim is GENUINLEY the best ragebaiter i've seen

[vale cloak]

what the hell

this is legitimately how it is

roguelike has been used since 1988

[stable wren]

Deadass using reddit to explain to this guy because i don't want to use fucking ai overview

[vale cloak]

oh that

didnt notice

roguelike vs rougelite

i know the distiction but its irrelevant to this

[stable wren]

Hades, binding of issac, are rougelites

[vale cloak]

we are talking about traditional roguelikes

yes they are

[stable wren]

"Modern" rougelikes and "traditional" rougelikes

Are the same

[teal narwhal]

so is half sword ea

[vale cloak]

no they are not

[stable wren]

They've been the same

For ever

[vale cloak]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roguelike

[stable wren]

Ultrakill is a Rougelike

[indigo plover]

Hopefully this will keep them out

[vale cloak]

now who is ragebaiting

[indigo hare]

Ur mom is a rogue lite because uh..cause..

Someone make a joke out of that

[teal narwhal]

still you bro 😭

[stable wren]

What does this even prove

This is literally proving my point

Tf you smoking

[indigo hare]

Im partial to meth

[hardy mirage]

i'm partial to sausages

[vale cloak]

https://store.steampowered.com/tags/en/Traditional Roguelike/

if the genre didnt mean anything

[stable wren]

"I miss old school rougelikes and modern rougelikes aren't the same as old ones, so ima prove my point by sending a wiki article that shows modern rougelikes!"

[vale cloak]

why does it have a tag

[pearl coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4cF83HNftJ106XU4okknW9?si=le_jPiUJTDWbXGGvzILD5g

[stable wren]

What are you trying to prove

[vale cloak]

that article shows that modern roguelikes have co-opted the genre

and now it means "hardcore randomisation"

[indigo hare]

I meant math damn

[vale cloak]

but thats not what it meant

[teal narwhal]

becuase of larpers

[vale cloak]

for 30+ years

[pearl coral]

Why me

[stable wren]

My guy

[teal narwhal]

wrong reply

mb

😭

[visual agate]

what genre would include this then

[stable wren]

My point is that you're throwing around corny ass fucking jargon

"Traditional" rougelikes vs "Modern" rougelikes

I never said rougelikes as a genre doesn't matter, i said Traditional is a new gen gaming term to sound cooler

[vale cloak]

hardcore randomisation but rougelike is fine i get that its the genre now

the issue is this guy is saying "traditional roguelike" isnt a genre

[stable wren]

A rougelike is a rougelike

[vale cloak]

its a term that you have to use because roguelike used to mean something else

[stable wren]

Brother

[visual agate]

hm

[stable wren]

Do you think

When they were making this game

They were calling it

"Traditional rougelike"

They just called it a rougelike

[indigo hare]

Interesting interesting. Have you considered that Youre both wrong

[teal narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/looks-at-larp-larp-larping-speed-speed-meme-gif-10090201637355188112