general-catfish-🐱🐟

[tired tulip]

yes bro

devs fix this NOW

[arctic tapir]

or else I might take action.

[rancid reef]

gg

bunch of nerds

[tired tulip]

you dont want moss patch to get involved

he eats amoebas

[hardy mirage]

https://klipy.com/gifs/i-couldve-sworn-there-was-a-gif-of-this-whatever-squid-game--k01KQX82WF6ZKTDM31VC89QKSXM

[indigo hare]

You should get a lawyer and file a class action lawsuit!

[plain sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/national-apple-pie-day-happy-national-apple-pie-day-baking-day-pie-day-comfort-food-holiday-gif-17427342470927594140

[teal narwhal]

Apple pie or blueberry pie

[plain sorrel]

apple pie

[candid mulch]

apple

[wheat brook]

Blueberry pie is fuckin nasty

[stable wren]

dih

[teal narwhal]

I know someone that can make a KICKASS blueberry pie

Best damn pie ive had in my life

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-as-disco-disco-rhythm-game-music-game-glasses-gif-11188166241493841828

[wheat brook]

This game sucks I couldn’t figure it out

So I left a nasty review and refunded it

[hardy mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dog-chew-dog-chew-cheese-cheese-chew-gif-11374580221143648458

[wintry wing]

https://tenor.com/view/alvin-rabies-gif-1068082502464204264

[plain sorrel]

what

[elder pawn]

67

[teal narwhal]

Tbh I could use some wd40 to fix my creaky door hinges

[elder pawn]

That one dude who is always needing WD-40

[small fog]

Graphite is better

[small fog]

I uhhh, got ue4ss and ovrdth armoury working before bed last night, does this mean I can use gun mods now?

[teal narwhal]

well if you want to spawn them in now you can, but i'd say its js easier and more consistent to save edit it

cuz spawning doesnt work for everyone

[small fog]

Is that done with ue4ss and F10?

[teal narwhal]

to spawn? yeah

[small fog]

Tyvm!

[teal narwhal]

open the command and type "summon whateverthefilepathis"

[small fog]

Ah that's easy as

Looks like I'm going full Rambo today 😆

[latent steppe]

anybody know if were getting any updates soon?

[indigo hare]

Sometime between now and the heat death of the universe

[latent steppe]

good thing ill live forever

[hardy mirage]

https://klipy.com/gifs/avgn-angry-video-game-nerd-22--k01KRHXSJSVS95D507G02YW430D

[teal narwhal]

I didn t quite like the tone of his voice

[steel iron]

https://giphy.com/gifs/staring-existential-crisis-brown-ambush-U8zeFvKtEyn9BSWVux

[grim folio]

i love windows 😍

[teal narwhal]

yo btw i need to tell you the immersive combat doesnt remove the hats from fpv

[grim folio]

🙏

[grim folio]

i didnt add hats to it cuz i didnt realize there were hats that obstructed ur view

[teal narwhal]

thank you for getting the reference 🥹

this dude is done with it

[tired tulip]

rule 1 of knightdom, NEVER be ambushed.

[hidden vale]

im not healing a leg injury inthe abyss for some reason

[white prawn]

That's it

https://doom.p2r3.com/wwsaaawawwadwawwwddddddddwi.webp

[teal narwhal]

dude did you type that shit out manually

[wheat brook]

Hi😆

[tired tulip]

by the way how do i choke someoene out?

IN HALF SWORD

[white prawn]

I got scared for a sec

I saw it almost happen to someone irl before

[tired tulip]

doesnt answer my question m8

[white prawn]

idk

try grabbing their mouth or something because i still hear some kind of choking noise even when you just grab their mouth

the neck is a small target

[wheat brook]

m8

Not bad

Not bad at all

[bright ember]

Wha gwaan my yute

Yute geeked

[rapid thicket]

CAN THEY UPDATE THIS GAME ALREADY HOLY FUCK

[golden depot]

unoptimized slop

every time I try playing this game it crashes

[high briar]

If each time i got 2 pfennigs for some guy coming in the server just to say it’s unoptimized slop (in the EXACT same way) i’d have 2 pfennigs

[golden depot]

https://tenor.com/view/what-about-them-girls-at-school-girls-at-school-gif-8995096434281204925

[rapid thicket]

https://giphy.com/gifs/gem-sybau-who-is-he-t20oQnyuOFjEGhNHI4

[rapid thicket]

https://giphy.com/gifs/matt-darkviperau-darkviper-d3jwNXJ7UhW4t1rbsD

[golden depot]

https://tenor.com/view/pure-aura-speed-gif-10678032089561746801

[rapid thicket]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dance-animation-disney-ILx3tjWgaP0cjUf0Wx

[golden depot]

i don't speak slopssian

[high briar]

A month ago this guy came in to call game el sloppo and disappeared after 11 days in the server

[golden depot]

slopinese

who me?

whats up

https://tenor.com/view/ronaldo-cristiano-ronaldo-cristiano-ronaldo-dance-cristiano-ronaldo-dancing-ronaldo-dance-gif-16792312765445929035

[high briar]

https://tenor.com/view/aura-gif-7104260817521270233

[rapid thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/ronaldo-cristiano-ronaldo-cristiano-ronaldo-dance-cristiano-ronaldo-dancing-ronaldo-dance-gif-16792312765445929035

[golden depot]

lazy ahh mods refuse to make game playable on anything less than a nasa super computer

rtx 5090 needed to play this indie slop

[wheat brook]

What are you saying

[hardy mirage]

you know it's bad when even stizz doesn't understand what you're saying

[indigo hare]

rule 2-dont lose

[plain sorrel]

rule 3- fart

[bright ember]

Yo my dad just told me a story about how he worked for this dude Nick Denzer, swear this is just Dr. Breen😭😭

[stark flume]

I've run ts on a rx 6600 it aint that bad

[high briar]

1080ti handles high good

Or do you have a skill issue

[golden depot]

skill issue = bad optimization

good logic

[rough holly]

Physics games are CPU intensive.

But the optimization could do with some work for sure.

[teal narwhal]

this game is far more gpu intensive than cpu

i get 98% gpu usage and like 12% cpu

[rough holly]

ah

not for me

[wheat brook]

CPU

More like

Cpoop

Cpupoop

Get it??😅

[stark flume]

see pee u poo

[tall yew]

I started huffing butane while playing half sword and tripping out and broke my setup w

[elder pawn]

huff chrome spray paint

do the thing from mad max

[tall yew]

Ok just for u

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-max-fury-road-mad-max-fury-road-gif-mad-max-road-rage-powerful-gif-23410772

[teal narwhal]

i see the reference for that one meme now

[high briar]

What should i build next in roblox studio for my comission portfolio channel

[indigo hare]

Minecraft

[high briar]

Non monsieur

I only build no coder

Non monsieur ich bin canadien

Ich bin ein parisier

[vale cloak]

my latest addition to portfolio

[pearl coral]

i have so much work to do

[arctic tapir]

moss

[oak olive]

weed

[wide sun]

whats up w fps

[high briar]

Thought you guys would think this is cool (Nothing really inside just two confessionaries and a cross) still unfinished

[stuck hollow]

nice

[high briar]

Thank

[stuck hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1375787145612103831/1480947168826363975/G-LotRSXcAAnArr.gif

[lavish blade]

why is this the most popular mod on nexus this week

[hazy monolith]

yo who excited for subnautica 2

drops in 7 hours

[lavish blade]

this is the second most popular

why is a pak mod that removes censorship the most popular mod this week

[high briar]

Mr chromeus do you think my castler is good 🏰

[lavish blade]

is this for autumn

[high briar]

Non monsieur

Portfolio for comission

[opal anchor]

brainrot

Six

saeven

Why am I like this?

If I get banned I'm refunding the game.

[high briar]

You wont!!

And i wont tell what gets you banned 🤫

[opal anchor]

I won't get banned or I won't refund the game?

[lavish blade]

the fire looks like a solid object rather than a light source

add some glow and make some of the shading less hard

[lavish blade]

wear a fucking helmet

[high briar]

Knew you were gonna say this

[stuck hollow]

trying to bypass the automod?

skibidisigmarizz67unctripping

[opal anchor]

?

[opal anchor]

???

[stuck hollow]

you've said the same thing 2 times

and it got automodded 2 times

[opal anchor]

Huh

I was testing too see what it was about

[high briar]

That wont get ye banned son

[lavish blade]

the one thing worse than an open face helm is a no face helm

[opal anchor]

stop ruining peoples fun

[high briar]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExYWEwYWJ3MnJpN3hsYWN0am0xaDIxYW1pMDJvZTNvbGNyd3k4OXJlaiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/fE21rdt8DLFC3eym8L/giphy.gif

[high briar]

No head seems worse but okay

[lucid atlas]

you won't get banned for saying auto modded words

they're auto modded for the funny

[high briar]

Not for el funny

Mods are elcbad

And stink

[opal anchor]

I know but I was seeing how it worked

[lucid atlas]

the only words that will get you punished are obviously the bad words

[stuck hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/miside-mita-stinky-menu-crazy-mita-gif-3817157916438496788

[lavish blade]

you're og now 😔

[vale cloak]

its a limited pallete and a 500px image but i can try

[lucid atlas]

I miss my red status

[vale cloak]

its also worth noting its not meant to be looked at on a modern monitor

[opal anchor]

I miss my hg

[high briar]

You actually miss the piss role dont you!!!

[vale cloak]

its dithered and setup for CRT bloom

[lucid atlas]

of course

I left by brothers in arms in the dark

[lavish blade]

i genuinely have no clue if this is correct

can a lua coder confirm my code

[high briar]

Luke: yes it works

[stuck hollow]

if willie not zombie make willie zombie

[opal anchor]

uh it looks correct idk. I know some lua but not much

[lavish blade]

if not zombie then make it zobie and then not zombie

[high briar]

if dmksg stinky = true
if dmksg stinky = false
= false

[vale cloak]

you cant really fake CRT bloom with a shader Filter (FK gaming terminology) but here is a fake CRT to get closer to the intended image

[stuck hollow]

that's not how this works

[lavish blade]

yo what is this even supposed to do bro

[vale cloak]

this reminds me of the cursed java code

[high briar]

game = good
graphics = 4k
bugs = none
hackers = banned
players = many
chrome334 = modder

I made a code for a game

[stuck hollow]

if username = dmksg
then print "gay"
else
end

[high briar]

🤖 GAY

[vale cloak]

no actually it was javascript

where it was like:
1 + 0 = 1
but
1 + 1 = 11

[high briar]

I’m Mr. Builder not Mr. Coder

Stupendous!!

[lavish blade]

last time my code went wrong this happened

[opal anchor]

local function automod()
local automodVariable = 67
end

automod()

[high briar]

Halfskin

[opal anchor]

So I didn't get automodded?

[vale cloak]

modern art be like

[opal anchor]

That number is brainrot

[high briar]

67 not automod brah

[opal anchor]

but it is brainrot

[vale cloak]

6 7

[high briar]

Outdated humour my mane

[vale cloak]

WHUT

[high briar]

It was a meme in june of last year

[warm grove]

why is 67 censored

[high briar]

Almost a year old

[warm grove]

it isnt

[warm grove]

blood golem

[opal anchor]

People still use it in 2026.

[warm grove]

blood golem fear and hunger

[high briar]

All of em are nubs!!

Nubs and stinky

[opal anchor]

if 67 isn't rot, then the s word shouldn't be.

[high briar]

Tradition

[opal anchor]

It's older than time itself.

[high briar]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExYWEwYWJ3MnJpN3hsYWN0am0xaDIxYW1pMDJvZTNvbGNyd3k4OXJlaiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/fE21rdt8DLFC3eym8L/giphy.gif

[opal anchor]

how'd you get that photo? it's the only known photo?

Woah!

[high briar]

Also watch out for the BEAST

Since you’re new here i just had to warn you

[opal anchor]

Why has Half Sword not updated since march?

[stray river]

dead chat

[opal anchor]

Nvm February 19

84 days/2 months and 25 days.

[vale cloak]

becuz dey rann

[lavish blade]

they're planning something big

[high briar]

They do this all the time

Proof is with the demo updtae

updat

Their update schedule sucks but makes up for it with content

[lavish blade]

be wary of the beast

[high briar]

The beast is also a Mister

[lavish blade]

@quick citrus leaves dont have to cast shadows yk

[quick citrus]

that would totally break the immersion to not include

i simply cant allow it

imma try using baked lighting on this l4d2 map though 😋 performance

[high briar]

Sar where can the enemy possibly bew

Is big

2 big

[lavish blade]

can baked lighting have shadow

oh nvm im an idiot

[neat tundra]

Baked lighting is pretty much all about shadows

[high briar]

Almost ran into these weird poles, mayor must suck so much the residents all left

[high briar]

Cool willie poses i took

[nocturne sequoia]

spent all the money on hookers and cocaine like the old mordhau devs

[high briar]

I never knew mordhau got sold

[nocturne sequoia]

it might as well be

haven't touched it in 2 years and i've never felt more free

[plain sorrel]

hey bradar

[nocturne sequoia]

but there was once a time...

[plain sorrel]

cheese and rice

[hardy mirage]

I still like to play mordhau but only because I don't expect to actually do well

the game gets exponentially more fun the less seriously you take it

[nocturne sequoia]

i can't play it that way anymore unfortunately

chiv 2 though i can

[hardy mirage]

chiv 2 is a better game but to a certain extent customization matters more to me than gameplay

[nocturne sequoia]

this is what they call a Truthnuke

[hardy mirage]

chiv 2 is a great game but the customization is absolute dogshit

you basically get to pick three things that are actually visible

[high briar]

What bradar

[plain sorrel]

i am inside detal mick now bradar

i will get straight teeth

[gusty lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/scared-monkey-MBchOyOFof4tfmxrD8

I forgot I gotta make a bingo card

[raw granite]

Do i have to give over my Info to install

[shell lichen]

vr scaffold fight

[tardy relic]

what game is this it looks sick

[shell lichen]

bonelab with a multiplayer mod called fusion

[torpid escarp]

is my guts character geniunely tuff?

[clever cave]

Looks like me

[frank citrus]

green leaf user

something something game abandoned

something something rugpull

embed failure

https://tenor.com/view/hound-dog-ain't-nothing-but-a-hound-dog-gif-13470311122244268277

[frank citrus]

W

[gusty lotus]

What? 😭

[frank citrus]

an user

that has joined recently

and is new to the server

who has a green leaf next to their name to signify theyre new

[frank citrus]

i wasnt talking abt anyone right here

im just joking abt people ignorantly coming here to say this game is abandoned

[gusty lotus]

well shit 💔

[hybrid granite]

i need vr

[shell lichen]

there was in fact a way out

vr is so fun

[hybrid granite]

should i get quest 2 (dirt cheap) or quest 3s (expensive but its in support)

[shell lichen]

i got a quest 3s

works great

256 gig

is quite neccesary

[hybrid granite]

im planning to do pcvr

[shell lichen]

gig runs out way faster than you think, if you record

[hybrid granite]

oh i probably wont record much, just want it for the fun

[shell lichen]

thats cool, fusion works thru that aswell, i use steam partly to run fusion

[hybrid granite]

fusion?

[hybrid granite]

well quest 2 and 3s are basically the same thing just slightly different and more expensive

[shell lichen]

that's the multiplayer mod for what i use to play this game in multiplayer

[hybrid granite]

same lens just different controller design and new wifi chip

[shell lichen]

nope i can assure you that is not true

i have had both

and 3s is WAY better

[hybrid granite]

but like

[shell lichen]

also

[hybrid granite]

isnt the lens practically the same?

[shell lichen]

i experience things a little clearer in 3s, plus if you break a controller for quest 2 now, you basically cant get a new one

because they aren't normally sold anymore

[hybrid granite]

oh shit true

[shell lichen]

i saw an online comparison at it was a bit clearer to me atleast 🤷

3s can run games way better

and supports the more recent ones aswell

[hybrid granite]

i can get controllers via used market

[shell lichen]

yes, but that can be quite a hassle

some cost more than a whole set

lmao

not saying it cant be donne

[hybrid granite]

no like i found a set for like 30 euros max

but they're 3rd party controllers

[shell lichen]

but for a headset no longer supported, i would get 3s, as it was my reason

i was so sick of my quest 2 controllers who were broken

and we couldnt find any controllers anywhere

[hybrid granite]

yeah but i have a strong enough pc for pcvr thats why i wont use

and 🏴‍☠️

[shell lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/you-got-a-point-jodie-walton-jbtzxclsv-ya-know-what-hold-on-gif-16819500

up to you ofc

[hybrid granite]

yeah so i'll get quest 2

its easily in my budget range and i can just get 3rd party controllers if it comes down to it

[shell lichen]

i found 3s only 100 bucks more expensive

keep in mind as the time goes

they become cheaper too

and ive had my 3s for months now

[shell lichen]

alright, like i said i wouldnt do it, but you seem to have a good plan about what you want

[hybrid granite]

i mean i'll do research

i can ultimately decide once i have money but for now my goal is quest 2

[shell lichen]

and an extra quadrillion to machete training

[torpid escarp]

Looks a little bit like me too

[odd holly]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_cBcF3Hbq7A

[unborn shadow]

peak bonelab gameplay

[hybrid granite]

@indigo hare what is bannerlord even about

i found some WoW workshop mod and they have skeleton soldiers

[shell lichen]

ironman

[spark quartz]

ts looks like an obscure ps1 game bruh 😭

[hybrid granite]

im the only guy alive

[drowsy finch]

Oughh

I’m gonna play

With

Like

3 more bindings

And then I’ll be like top 20 probably

[wanton portal]

https://youtu.be/r5mz8FJ4IW8?si=G-B4bNG3a8Fga8fa

[drowsy finch]

Because all these other fellows only made it to like 13km

[wind geode]

https://giphy.com/gifs/winning-w-we-used-to-pray-for-times-like-this-a5AQLKCHSHQg7HBgDv

[blazing heath]

the peak is so good its radiating off

its like the chernobyl elephants foot

[wind geode]

https://giphy.com/gifs/conan-obrien-3o6gb3kkXfLvdKEZs4

[visual agate]

guh

[drowsy finch]

They better add helicopter

[wind geode]

they did

and boats too

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/omniman-smile-omniman-angry-smile-angry-to-smile-invincible-angry-smile-gif-22126487

[spark quartz]

Bro i cannot wait

I NEED ITTTTTT5

[indigo hare]

No

Im now going to give you a parental style lecture on the difference between wanting and needing something

It’s going to be very in depth and detailed, and im going to be putting you down in between, a bunch of times as I patronize you

[indigo plover]

Big news

[plucky jackal]

Lmao why y'all deleting the gif

WIld

[indigo hare]

Please keep politics and controversial figures out of the medieval hema game discord

[plucky jackal]

And this?

Or this?

[indigo hare]

Thanks for pointing it out. We aren’t terminally online to see everything, appreciate it

[plucky jackal]

Don't gotta be terminally online to see a couple messages from a few hours ago but ight

[shell lichen]

What

[shell lichen]

What did i post that was controversial since i was pinged for a deleted message?

Wqit

Whyd yall delete bonelab clips?

[shell lichen]

Whats controversial about bonelab

[indigo hare]

It’s not bonelab, it’s the president thing. I can’t not delete it when he correctly pointed out it’s not any different than his gif having been deleted

[shell lichen]

Ok, i get that, i thought you deleted all of my clips

[frosty stratus]

yall is halfsword dead?

i swear nothing has happened in months

[meager elk]

yo sup ?

[frosty stratus]

no dont send me to willie hell-fire

please

[shell lichen]

They must be cooking

No pun intended

[frosty stratus]

hopefuly

[olive siren]

was wondering the same thing actually . dead silence .

[violet garden]

The devs took the money and ran. They never wanted to make a game. They scammed us all by making a bunch of completely novel game systems to make a really cool and unique game so they could abandon it and spend all the money on blackjack, hookers, and coke. We’ve been had. It’s over.

[olive siren]

def starting to feel that way lol

[frosty stratus]

same

[shell lichen]

big boom

[rancid reef]

It's OVER

Game is done

Fully finished

[rancid reef]

I think you didn't realize that was sarcasm

A week ago for instance the devs were talking about optimization on reddit and such

[small sphinx]

did they state anything about how long itll take?

[rancid reef]

Nah they're just chugging away like normal

[spark quartz]

MY CHILD HELLO

[rancid reef]

I think stressing the devs out with nagging prolly doesn't help them much, so i just chill

I play another dead medieval slasher

[shell lichen]

DAYUM

THIS GOES HARDDDDDDD

[rancid reef]

So i'm used to waiting a bit of time

But i respect the devs and mod team

@spark quartz not included

[violet garden]

I’ve never been sarcastic in my life. I can tell no lies. Drink the slurm to live forever.

[rancid reef]

Purpy slurpy

[wind geode]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hulk-itsburger010-Mzyd0dOBroxBkDpHGV

[rancid reef]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-nose-worried-cat-gif-14904410164116111603

[spark quartz]

damn 🙁

[rancid reef]

I don't respect you

I love you

[tight breach]

I forgot if photos are cool

It's technically real life is that cool mods?

[wintry ingot]

@wind geode

[worthy harness]

https://tenor.com/view/poong-poongtang-cat-eating-cat-namhee-psd-gif-4771137644739568446

https://tenor.com/view/chii-chii-games-fodao-dos-games-fodao-games-chii-fodao-dos-games-gif-6041976624086428398

quite sad what happened to them

[vale cloak]

the 65 fov lock is gonna kill m e

a r r g h h h h h h h

https://youtu.be/zTzLlEiS5Hk?si=zJcTJ8Pwx0-tCatd

[rancid reef]

What do you mean by that

[hazy monolith]

I feel

ANGRY

[vale cloak]

subnautica 2 is subpartica 51

the fucked up the configs and then locked them away

you cant use the console for a game that literally needs debugging

[rancid reef]

Yikes

[vale cloak]

people will do the same thing they did with this game

and use its "may be shit" tag to shut down genuine criticism

[gusty lotus]

Do i buy kingdom come Deliverance II?

[rancid reef]

It's a good game and i bet most bugs are probably out by now

[vale cloak]

half sword?

god no

[rancid reef]

Who are you

[vale cloak]

it was never BAD but its still an early alpha test of a good game

[rancid reef]

Calm down

[indigo hare]

No

[quartz basalt]

Hey guise. Wanna hear a joke. I owe a public debt of $24 to my Public library even tho I had returned the books 3 weeks ago :D

[weary tinsel]

if you dont mind historical inaccuracies

[gusty lotus]

i already finished 1 so might as well try out 2

[vale cloak]

jesus it gets so much right but you history nazis find a few details and lose the plot

[stable wren]

NEON COLORED BRIGANDINES

[stable wren]

It gets

Just about almost everything

Wrong.

I think they called an halberd ingame a Vouge or Pollaxe

Overly bright colored brigandines

[vale cloak]

brother thats such small things

finna put a glasses emoji here

[weary tinsel]

[vale cloak]

it was always low-fantasy with a good attention to the larger scale things like buildings and place

historical but not history

[stable wren]

Twin, we get you want attention by complaining bout half sword and white knighting everything else.

But rn

Be fr

KCD franchise isn't the game for historical accuracy

[vale cloak]

i just shat on subnautica 2 bro

[stable wren]

And saying it's mostly accurate

[vale cloak]

like what

[stable wren]

Is like saying PUBG is an realistic combat simulator

Both are incredibly wrong

[vale cloak]

you gave examples of colors of shirts and the name of a weapon

thats not massive

[stable wren]

That's... very massive?

[vale cloak]

WHAT

[weary tinsel]

ah

[cursive cobalt]

“History nazis” oh fuckin brother do you even hear yourself

[weary tinsel]

lmao

[vale cloak]

HE LITERALLY JUST SAID THE COLORS OF SHIRTS AND THE NAME OF A WEAPON IS A HUGE INACCURACY

I CANT EVEN

[versed socket]

KCD2 has armor pieces from 50 years into the future btw

AND from the past

[stable wren]

Minor inaccuracy btw

"Mostly accurate" - TWIM

[vale cloak]

i mean i would still say its minor if its only a few pieces

[cursive cobalt]

Like dude I can look past them for the sake of enjoying the game but that doesn’t change the fact that it’s inaccurate

[vale cloak]

but if its all like that

then i guess i agree

[versed socket]

there's an M16 in Lord of the rings, it's ok tho it's only 1 so it's minor

[cursive cobalt]

Don’t call us nazis for pointing out inaccuracies 😭

[vale cloak]

50 years isnt the same as 5000

if there was an m16 in kcd2

id agree

thats massive

[cursive cobalt]

If something’s inaccurate in a game claimed to be “historically accurate” we’re gonna point it out

[stable wren]

You can play KCD for the fun

You don't play KCD for a Historically accurate medieval rpg

[vale cloak]

no the issue is they are such small things but you blow them out of proportion

[weary tinsel]

[cursive cobalt]

You called him a nazis tfym they’re blown out of proportion

[versed socket]

they aren't blown out when the game itself is advertised as "omg its LE medieval game ever most accurate !!!"

which it isn't

[vale cloak]

is there any historical rpg even close to as accurate?

[versed socket]

nowhere close

[stable wren]

Brother, a armor piece from 50 YEARS IN THE FUTURE

Is a massive fucking historical inaccuracy

The game is in 1403

[versed socket]

BUT it's still a wonderful game, legit one of the best RPG out there, as well as one of the best medieval games out there

[stable wren]

Not 1453

[vale cloak]

a single piece 50 years out of date or some whole sets?

[weary tinsel]

agreed from what I've heard

[versed socket]

also not even mentioning the cumans that are just straight up fantasy

[vale cloak]

and the most accurate historical rpg you can find

its like bruh you want absolute perfection or it doesnt count or something

[versed socket]

They corrected it a bit with kcd2 but it's still very far rom even being an acceptable depiction of cumans

[vale cloak]

ok

theres something here

give me more

[versed socket]

literally what the message you replied to says btw

[vale cloak]

than a fucking piece of armor

[cursive cobalt]

There’s also plenty of ways the aventails are depicted that are slobby and inaccurate

[vale cloak]

he didnt say anything about how accurate it was

[versed socket]

it's not 1 piece (is real!!)

[stable wren]

So wait

[vale cloak]

please elaborate

[versed socket]

kinda implied with "best medieval game" since we're talking about the accuracy tbf

[weary tinsel]

oh boy

ahh...

[vale cloak]

i am trying to find theese huge innacuracies

[cursive cobalt]

There’s exposed padding which it shouldn’t be exposed. There’s a giant gap in the chin region when it’s supposed to cover your chin

[vale cloak]

because people complain but i havent seen anything actually huge

[vale cloak]

oh

guess i am a changed man now

its basically fantasy

[versed socket]

having that much armor piece(S!) that are from 50 years in the future AND past is huge

[stable wren]

If we see a single FAST helmet in a world war 2 game that calls itself historically accurate, is that okay because it's one helmet?

[vale cloak]

THERES WEIRD CHIN PADDING

0/10 historical accuracy

[versed socket]

well that counts

that's just another drop in the glass

[vale cloak]

how many

like 5 or 50

[versed socket]

It's like taking a glass of sea water, putting it in front of you and you say something like "AND YOURE GONNA DROWN IN THAT ??? XDDD" well not in the glass but the whole sea yeah

[versed socket]

A lot

[vale cloak]

a couple innacuracies you can ignore esepically when its as little as 50 years (which is pretty bad but still way closer than most things get)

[versed socket]

Too musche

[versed socket]

"as little as 50 years" yeah ok

you have no idea of what you're talking about

[vale cloak]

i mean normally theese kinds things are out by hundreds

[pulsar scroll]

can anyone help me w smth basic w the uesave editor?

[vale cloak]

no

[versed socket]

1450 brigandine with 1350 gauntlets is absolutely egregious if you're at least a little interested in medieval stuff

[wooden spire]

a game whos reputation is built on accuracy and authenticity makes any discrepancy a lot more apparent and jarring

[versed socket]

it's not because it's in the past that it's not an issue

[vale cloak]

i get that but they do blow it up pretty hard

"dont play it for the historical accuracy" when some armor is out of date

[stable wren]

Ima play a ww2 game with a Barrett .50 cal

Historically accurate btw

[vale cloak]

no i do get that

[versed socket]

well, literally yes

you wont get historical accuracy if you look at a huge portion of the game's armor

that's a fact

[stable wren]

The shit applies here bro

[weary tinsel]

yo whats your opinion on the movie coming out "the odyssey" (im jus curious no pressure lmao 😄 )

[vale cloak]

kinda

i do get it better

[stable wren]

There no better, it's weird

You're a knight from 1403

[vale cloak]

but there is also recency

[stable wren]

Wearing kit from like

50 years ahead

Who tf was the blacksmith

[vale cloak]

and scale

[stable wren]

A time traveler?

Did he just pre discovered it

There a barrier major and minor

[vale cloak]

like a barret 50 cal is a huge technological leap from ww2 equipment but a slightly different design on a gauntlet

isnt really the same

[stable wren]

A minor medieval inaccuracy can be as simple as the dude just speaks english wrong

A major one

[vale cloak]

even if the design is from the future

[versed socket]

is it tho ?

Not really

50 cal was used then

[vale cloak]

gas powered weaponry is

[stable wren]

Is where the dude armor is from 50 years BEFORE it was ever even made

[versed socket]

Really ?

Reaaaally

[vale cloak]

but is it that big of a leap tech wise

[stable wren]

The m2 browning existed...

[vale cloak]

could i make it 50 years ago

[versed socket]

No because you're not a 1403 smith

[vale cloak]

thats true but i dont think the barret could have been made in ww2

[vale cloak]

what did a 1450 smith have that was different

[weary tinsel]

[versed socket]

different designs, fashion and culture brah

that shit matters

[wooden spire]

i think you are underestimating how quickly fashion and practical construction change

for like all of history probably

[vale cloak]

yeah see it does matter i already agree but its not as big a difference as you make out

you are blowing it out of proportion

[wooden spire]

it can look completely different in 10 years

[versed socket]

why don't we have ww1 movies with the soldiers dressed in modern camouflage

they didn't have the tech?

[versed socket]

It is if the game whole shtick is accuracy

[stable wren]

WHERE MY MCAM?!?!

https://tenor.com/view/serious-face-gif-18806099

[weary tinsel]

omg dont start ith the multi cam yo

[vale cloak]

and it gets it REALLY good

just not perfect

but you dismiss it as useless

[versed socket]

yeah,
thus, it's not accurate

our whole point

[vale cloak]

its like saying 80% hitrate isnt accurate

its not 100% accurate

but its closer than most things will ever get

[stable wren]

It's not as accurate as 100%

That's like

[vale cloak]

yeah that standard is insane

my whole point

[stable wren]

What.

[vale cloak]

you guys will never be pleased

[stable wren]

No your point was dumb

[wooden spire]

some things yeah they did perfect but it doesnt really matter when its right next to something that looks genuinely horrific

[stable wren]

The whole thing about historical accuracy is this

Minor stuff

[wooden spire]

bro

[weary tinsel]

r/adressme

[stable wren]

Is usually considered like

Buttons on a shirt wrong

Something you would miss

[vale cloak]

colour of a shirt is not ok but buttons are?

[stable wren]

And never see at a first glance

[stable wren]

Brightly colored brigandines weren't a thing.

[vale cloak]

also where clothes not very bright back then i remember that being an issue with history where stuff was like bright as hell in rome but centuries has made it fade

[stable wren]

The same dyes we used in the medieval period are still around

And they are nowhere near as bright as they are ingame

It's just to enhance the color pallette of the world

[vale cloak]

that still does seem so small

like they did it to make the game look better and that ruins everything?

[stable wren]

It's not small, it's not small because it's easy to fix.

[vale cloak]

man cant turn contrast down

[wooden spire]

without mods all the breastplates in the game fit like theyre made for a 250 lbs person

[stable wren]

wide

[wooden spire]

which you cannot ignore as it affects the entire silhouette

[stable wren]

You don't like big bones?

Chud.

[stable wren]

Mordschlag

[vale cloak]

i guess but is that really inaccuracy or just limited modelling power

[stable wren]

Any updates on dat

Bannerlord

Mod

[wooden spire]

well it was entirely fixed by mods....

[versed socket]

i want a rpg set in 1450-60 france

[vale cloak]

ew

french

[versed socket]

holy redditor

[stable wren]

Most wars won btw

[vale cloak]

im italian hating frech goes much further back

than reddit

[wooden spire]

https://tenor.com/view/i-guess-bro-gif-6568025221394482814

[stable wren]

My french heritage stems from the Napoleonic era, shit i am proud of it 🔥

[wooden spire]

dont even care abt embed fail yk what it is

[versed socket]

italian from new jersey ?

[stable wren]

True rome

[versed socket]

can we get a "deserved" for this burgundian bozo

[stable wren]

Those arrows?

[vale cloak]

lol from venice, we came here to australia when i was young, my family name is Rapesarda and i can speak somewhat acceptable italian

[versed socket]

son

[versed socket]

bolts

[stable wren]

Bro got wombo combo'd 😭

[vale cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/zombieland-doubletap-rule2-gif-4789146

[versed socket]

@cursive cobalt you got an aussie friend

except this one's larping as an italian

[stable wren]

I forget Australians exist

[vale cloak]

i'll take it

[hardy mirage]

littering is worse than murder

[stable wren]

When i was young

I thought Australia was a country where british people larp to pretend and be different

[violet garden]

Common mistake! People on the east coast cannot be Italian because they are not human beings, fundamentally

[vale cloak]

you where correct

but the other way around

tho to be fair you are also just right

there is so many british people here

[violet garden]

Australia is just (formerly) British Florida

[versed socket]

is it pronounced jandalf

[violet garden]

It’s pronounced however you want it to be. Specifically just you, Kevlar Onion, my sweet.

[stable wren]

Do you pronounce Chevrolet as Chevro-ley

Or let

[vale cloak]

i was gonna say i have italian citizenship but that doesnt even mean anything because i am pretty sure you get that if you are related to an italian anyway

i think americans have a weirder system where you have to be like born on their soil or something idk

[stable wren]

You have to be born in the us to be a citizen

[violet garden]

🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸

[vale cloak]

but what if your parents got busy on a trip to napoli or something

[stable wren]

And you were born?

[violet garden]

Leaving the US? Fake patriots.

[vale cloak]

yes

[vale cloak]

would that mean you cant go home

[stable wren]

Not sure

[vale cloak]

see what i mean

weird

[stable wren]

Here

If you were born on a tourism trip

To American parents

You are American citizen

[vale cloak]

but if you are there on business you have to stay?

[stable wren]

No.

It's a temporary trip

[vale cloak]

ok

[stable wren]

Therefore doesn't count

Likely your birth certificate would say another country

[vale cloak]

but if you have a dual citizenship and you have it while you in italy

[stable wren]

But you would be a us citizen

[vale cloak]

then it would be different

[stable wren]

And you were born in italy

Then i think it still remains as a us citizen

The way it works

ONE parent

[vale cloak]

oh

[stable wren]

Must be a permanent resident of the usa

It doesn't have to be both

[vale cloak]

oh ok

[stable wren]

It can just be one

[vale cloak]

yeah that makes sense

[stable wren]

But

[vale cloak]

uh oh

[stable wren]

If you were a citizen from lets say

China

And you had a kid in us

That would be a us citizen

[vale cloak]

hmmm

makes sense why so many people migrate there i guess

[stable wren]

This is something sick mfs like to do

Have a child

In the us

[vale cloak]

FR?

[stable wren]

And use their kid to become a us citizen

[vale cloak]

oh that TOO

[stable wren]

And sometimes they'll try to later get rid of the child

Via adoption

Or just outright neglecting them sometimes

[vale cloak]

oof

[stable wren]

Not every kid deserves parents, but every kid needs one

[vale cloak]

not every kid deserves their birth parents

[stable wren]

There should be stricter laws

Against just that

[vale cloak]

there isnt laws against child neglect?

[warm grove]

There is

[tired tulip]

there are no coyotes in missions guys...

[tired tulip]

not every parent deserves a child, but every child needs parents

is the right saying

[stable wren]

Nuh uh

[vale cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/sea-lion-wiggle-sea-lion-funny-sea-lion-silly-gif-3392151111063749536

[stable wren]

It's every every deserves a parent, but every every deserves a child

[tired tulip]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/970891641407823882/1477250387659460649/5quid-quid.gif

[tired tulip]

its everywhere at the end of time obviously

[stable wren]

🔥

[tired tulip]

@lofty kindle SHAME!!!!!

[stable wren]

Kepon is here, act insane

I DID A WAR CRIME

HEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

AND KEPON WON'T STOP ME

[stable wren]

He smells like cheese and crusty mayonnaise

🙏

[tired tulip]

peep the fit

[neat tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-kitty-politics-gif-7416500467763573961

[stable wren]

What a fucking idiot

Bro can't walk

[neat tundra]

There are laws against child neglect, however...parents have more legal rights than their children in addition to their power and authority over them.
So you can imagine how that might create issues with investigating and reporting neglect and abuse.

[frank citrus]

ty for keeping pings on for that

[tired tulip]

caption this image with something hilarious and historically accurate. too lazy too

[tired tulip]

thank you sir lord hans capon

[wheat brook]

Too lazy too?

[wheat brook]

Ohhh

[neat tundra]

That's what he wrote

[wheat brook]

Hey meta, destroy Kepon

Split his cells please, thank you meta

🤖: no problem, Stizz, it is done

Thank you, meta

[pearl coral]

why doesn’t kcd have any mounted combat segments

[tired tulip]

you make your own

[pearl coral]

in a game about knights i just can’t believe every single person immediately dismounts upon reaching their target lol

tournament but no jousting, battle sections but no cavalry even though they’re in cutscenes

[tired tulip]

yah i lowkey thought the kuttenberg tournament would have jousting

imagine having a jousting stick as a weaponbro

https://tenor.com/view/kingdom-come-deliverance-2-henry-scream-kick-fight-gif-11309704695344774364

especially considering this mf scene was in the trailer

[violet garden]

because they hate you (yes, you) in particular

also because the mounted combat is ass

[wheat brook]

I loveeee picking my nose

[indigo hare]

Also, horses are stupid! They aren’t even human

[wheat brook]

There’s certain boogers I hate and love

[indigo hare]

Like stizz

[wheat brook]

The hard, dry boogers aren’t good

They hurt a little

They gotta be like…. Mildly soft

[indigo hare]

Shut

Up

[wheat brook]

Up shutting

In 3

2

1

[untold wraith]

@indigo hare new pfp

[wheat brook]

Yup and it’s still dumb as hell

[indigo hare]

Thats nutty

[wheat brook]

Alr

Fucking bitch

[small fog]

Hes feeling nutty today

[wheat brook]

Ig bro😒

[tired tiger]

half sword vr 🤔

[hardy mirage]

if your pencil snaps would that make it a half sword

https://tenor.com/view/dino-cat-dinosaur-dino-gif-5706997647035396204

[teal pulsar]

this game needs better performance

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/tik-tok-our-brains-are-shrinking-please-stop-an-iq-too-high-gif-14451649523511961636

[jovial hawk]

I just run it on low.

[frank citrus]

and the more you use the pencil, the shorter it gets, kind of how real life swords work

bravo vince

[weary tinsel]

@stable wren

[arctic tapir]

I took action

[jovial hawk]

How does one get permissions, anyway?

Is it in the welcome section that keeps vanishing?

[steel iron]

theres preformance mods on nexus you could try out

or optmize your pc

[jovial hawk]

I see, I need to "level up" so the discord knows I'm not here to cause a ruckus.

[stark talon]

is a new update coming soon

[leaden ember]

these people are familiar right?

[wheat brook]

Hell no they’re not😭😭😭😭

[indigo hare]

Temu eddy Murphy

Just when you think vegetables dont have phones, onion rings

[lime fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1478914168202465380/1504362698014724166/DunePlead.gif

[vale cloak]

What you sees vs what she sees

[real hatch]

shited

[drowsy finch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1164336417476989041/1180925820492075132/IMG_1863.gif

[lime fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1472034456545136904/1504373943300128839/MustveBeenDUNE.gif

[shell lichen]

Hello!

[drowsy finch]

THIS GIF IS ASS

hwat hthe fcu k

[lime fiber]

sob

[drowsy finch]

eugh...

[lime fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/737583945197027362/1440140089090117682/result17634262122.gif

[wheat brook]

Just when you think vegetables dont have phones, onion rings

[shell lichen]

Black sabbath with this slaps

[wheat brook]

Wait what did onion do tho😂😂

[leaden ember]

just die already

[vestal eagle]

I really like picking boogers that are hard like glass

It feels so good

[indigo hare]

Shut up loser. What a terrible joke

[untold wraith]

Just when you think skeletons can’t work out, deadlifts exist.

[vapid willow]

Is there a set amount of time it takes to choke somebody unconscious (in game)

[vestal eagle]

Wow, the residents within this silent hill are pretty evil, I hope I don't have to outlast them

Oh no, my flash light is dying

How many games did I just reference

[indigo hare]

Resident evil, silent hill, outlast trials, dying light

[vestal eagle]

One more

[indigo hare]

I was gonna say Alan wake cause flashlight but i think dying light fits better

[indigo hare]

World of Warcraft

[vestal eagle]

What is within the silent hill?

[indigo hare]

I never played it!

Evil? Resident evil?

OH

The last one is evil within

Am I right

[vestal eagle]

Yes

[indigo hare]

I knew it

Im a genius

[polar steppe]

"Flash"? As in flash games? Like Pico's School?

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-happy-smile-jerma-happy-jerma985-gif-7648691171476422099

[indigo hare]

This guy..

[vestal eagle]

The first game that comes to mind when I think of Flash games is Happy Wheels

OH MY LEG

[polar steppe]

Happy Wheels was one of my first ever games

[indigo hare]

Crazy it wasn’t that pool game on mini clip

[vestal eagle]

My first ever game was Space Channel 5 with that fine ahh announcer woman

https://tenor.com/view/ulala-space-channel5-chu-chu-chu-walk-video-game-gif-17067656

[vestal eagle]

I think I remember playing this

[indigo hare]

Mud and blood was also peak

[teal narwhal]

holy shit this is such an old game i played

fucking core memory

[hardy mirage]

anyone here play a niche game called minecraft

[teal narwhal]

yeah ts is niche but do you know about fortnite

[stable wren]

Gyat

[teal narwhal]

3 players MAX

[spark quartz]

Dude that's so crazy 😭

[hardy mirage]

what about overwatch

ts so niche

[stable wren]

Insane

[teal narwhal]

nah ts mainstream what do you know about roblox

[hardy mirage]

i'm actually a bit of a genius

[teal narwhal]

looks like trailmakers ngl

[spark quartz]

[indigo hare]

Why and how did you find this to respond to it 😭

[hardy mirage]

trailmakers is peak but plane crazy on roblox isn't limited by things like "laws of physics" or "aerodynamics" or "logic"

[spark quartz]

Idk man just found it i guess

[indigo hare]

Did you just spill your yogurt and wanted me to stand with you in solidarity

[teal narwhal]

nah you dont know how cracked i was at trailmakers

[frank citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/v1-v1-ultrakill-ultrakill-ultra-kill-whatever-go-my-v1-gif-3390085097210884474

[teal narwhal]

made the mf trauma team av from cyberpunk

[hardy mirage]

i suck donkey balls at trailmakers

it's fun but i'm terrible at it

[frank citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-world-rivulet-gif-9220398039228545942

[spark quartz]

how dare you bug shaker

[stable wren]

He missed you

[stable wren]

Lowkey

[frank citrus]

do the bug shaker

[stable wren]

I am giggling

Idk why this made me laugh

It just did

[stable wren]

Back broke

Must transform into shark

[vestal eagle]

Fr

[frank citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-blahaj-lore-shark-shark-plushie-shark-plush-gif-23049674

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/bug-bug-shaker-nicole123-gif-2046390747415806357

[frank citrus]

WORK IT

WORK IT

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[vestal eagle]

"Oi, Ms. Bee, focking hell"

[frank citrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1121647876876013570/1402190196778209280/twitter_1952480067113640039.gif

[visual agate]

he just sits here and heals me with his tail

[high briar]

A bit of a what

[teal narwhal]

he just sits here and heals me with his tail

[high briar]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-downey-jr-huh-what-iron-man-surprised-gif-17639389346286804402

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-attacking-with-his-tail-he-just-sits-there-he-just-sits-there-and-hits-me-with-his-tail-he-just-sits-there-and-kills-me-with-his-tail-cat-tickle-gif-16287039415367204135

[teal narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/son-im-crine-son-im-crine-gif-5176045023480767429

[vestal eagle]

Forgot about the rules

[frank citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-hell-no-whoa-gif-12466946

[visual agate]

fruit

[frank citrus]

HHAHHAHA

[spark quartz]

nah man Thomas Jefferson really isn't that egregious

[vestal eagle]

Check logs

do ,s or whatever it is you mods do

[visual agate]

scary thomas jefferson

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-funny-cursed-scream-gif-5324952133886346138

[spark quartz]

Well you deleted it and acknowledged its against the rules so I'll let it slide this time

[vestal eagle]

Thank you master

[visual agate]

uh

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/higurama-son-what-is-bro-talking-about-son-we-are-cooked-higurama-we-are-cooked-jjk-son-gif-3762192617974067107

[frank citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/caption-caption-meme-meme-random-meme-jerma-gif-3664785851174142772

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-handsome-men-jerma985-jerma-twitch-gif-14556994246222571381

[frank citrus]

sillymod is this allowed

[visual agate]

jerman

[frank citrus]

@spark quartz

[frank citrus]

i love jerma

[spark quartz]

Interesting choice to post it first before asking

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-whatever-go-my-jerma-gif-13113563184974228262

[wheat brook]

Silly kill him

[frank citrus]

i love living life on the edge

[spark quartz]

Imma say naw tho

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-burger-happy-dance-jerma985-burger-king-gif-11529806696165332254

[wheat brook]

Silly, SICK EM!!!

[visual agate]

silly is this silly specimen allowed

[frank citrus]

man

[visual agate]

https://tenor.com/view/last-rite-takdes-endfield-takdes-endfield-endfield-meme-gif-10341933687894183164

[frank citrus]

i have like a thousand gifs

i had jerma gifs but theyre burried

[wheat brook]

Are they all shit like this

[visual agate]

neutral

[visual agate]

are you all shit like this

[frank citrus]

i need to do a gif wipe

[vestal eagle]

Is this allowed?

[wheat brook]

🙂

[untold wraith]

nitro coming with xbox game pass is top 10 microsoft moves aot

[teal narwhal]

you are a shit