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my 200 subs will boost recognition
Rali, use your special move.
I have a question for you, unrelated
thats my super secret ult
whats up Poggers
Do you wanna collaborate on a YouTube video
yeah ill collab
HE
bcuz i am famos ๐ค
Dont be jealous!!!!
micheal jackson reference
Haha wow ur such a smooth criminal thriller black and white Annie are you ok man in the mirror
Look at this photograph
Nah
Every time I do it makes me laugh
county of kern?
Paper means nothing to me
where is that
Earth.
kern county is in california and it has a state park
Don't say it..
red rock canyon state park
Don't.... say it...
DO say it
6 7
i wanna hear
you got me man
Skittle the rapper
easter face reveal
oh this is even lower quality than what i have i need to steal this
Too skinny
nvm its a sticker
Why are you posting me
tahiti
WRONG gif
mods ban this guy
@indigo hare WE NEED TO GET TO TAHITI
No
Dutch is stupid, hes not even Dutch
@lavish blade
[He is] IKR
may i stand unshaken
Moai took of a picture of me through my window, he caught me in a bad spot...
Playing Uno...
I would like to apologize
Formally
No he's dutch!
Dutch in dutch is daniel
Did you know Dutch is actually the main character of the first rdr, if you were to play him as a playable main character, and not John marston
mr. Mcwonderbeast is watching
This is why you belong in a asylum, not a museum
he watches all
Especially at night
Mr.
MCW0ND3RB34ST: no sign
When youโre asleep
Idk if i like that or not
hi
I'll fucking annihilate you, you'll be DanOfMercury 
Sir bug situation is insane
penguinz0
526k views . 6 days ago
I reduce you to ashes and rumble.
You'll become Will Delongated Axe
Evil bug evil bug!
Spreading german propaganda!
Sir Bug of bugville more like sir butt of buttsville
I'm French 
i've been deaf in my right ear since monday morning
If you stick a in pencil through your left ear, itll even out
People pusher moai?
More like
Taco pushing farts 
Fartiam Smellvens Stanke
ButtFacedMoai
He won't be able to realize i complimented him for a split nanosecond
Fucking, C H U D
Oh fuck it's stizz
How are yall doing? Are yall taking care of my server
We avoided a defcon 1
yeah wild
thats why hes naked
in the beggar tier
in demo
I want my floppy shirt back
before they added realistic frostbite and hypothermia simulation in EA
boi
All people named jeff are evil and bad
It feels so amazing to rest
tung tung
I wonder why beds were invented?
1 tung 2 tung 3 tung 4 tung 5 tung 6 tung 7 tung 8 tung 9 tung 10 tung
it checks. every. tick.
Itโs tungs every tung
Mango mustard 67
City boi and the mustard machine!
Just discovered I can move steam games onto my second external drive so that they can be played on that drive instead of the main computer. I freed over 100 gb of steam games and the only downside is longer loading time
(I only moved rdr2 btw, it takes up a third of my storage)
HDD?
67676767
Yeah
Did you add it to steam as a recognized drive?
yea
Hm
Could you tell me the process of how you did it rq
used steam to transfer cs2 from ssd to hdd
then i couldnt play cs2
So did you go to the storage settings and add the drive from there because that's what I'm a little confused on since that's exactly what I did, except I haven't tested if I could play rdr2 yet
yes
thats also what i did
but my HDD is long busted
Mines like brand new
Hopefully that lessens the possibility that I may have messed up my copy of rdr2
y tu
yea
well
No hablo espaรฑol
you still have cloud save
Do you recognize my sword
hablo ingles? yo hablo mucho ingles
gracias
Si hablo ingles
bien gracias mucho mi amigo
Spod
Sam
you two fw like
ye
stories, that showcase a flashback that show like the parents
whut
i love stories
i told u before i think im a writer
Tell dont show
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like
i dont think im a writer im sure im a writer i think i told you before
like batman parent flashback?
where it showed the mc parents during when they were alive
nay
Cliche
In the Historical Fantasy verse I am making by myself
I wanted to showcase the parents
in some way
The parents of who
the MC
I like stories where the MC doesnt have parents
Just make them an orphan
A slum urchin
They are
The mc and her sister are both orphans, their mother died because she got jumped by two gods
The gods seem very present
que pasa aqui
they are the main reason behind the verse main setting
It reminds me of that reincarnated as a slime anime, where the demon lords(basically gods) each rule a kingdom
kind of
que?
well to be fair
the mother wasn't supposed to exist
she quite literally a mistake
My mom said that a lot
There is this one "demon lord" that most isekai demon lords should take notes from
they seem like they should be seen if they're such a big part of the story
show dont tell You know
i have a plan
on making posters of them
By comming it
Goddess of war is being drawn first doe
i mean in the writing
Ever heard of Tengu Shredder?
but I do want them to be mostly unknown
No but ive heard of shredder
Especially since the story takes place in the Kingdom of Humanity
I read that as Hungary for a second
Tengu Shredder shows up in the 2003 continuity
He basically has these crazy powers
and the goddess there is the MC sibling (The sibling is a reincarnation) you do meet Goddess of war, Malik, daughter whom became a fav among my friends, and then you have Scilia who the villain, and she the fake goddess of darkness? but also she is the goddess of darkness?
i have to work on it more
its hard to write the gods in the story
when the Country where the verse takes place in, is huge
It doesnโt help that you have like almost 20 
Good luck fitting everyone in reasonably
and the kingdoms are 3 Million miles apart
A lot more is gonna have to be tell than show
Unless you plan on making a light novel with 1000 chapters
Nah, just a short story
If i want to
I'll make side stories
how short is this short story
with different mcs

3 pages
how long is a chapter
15 pages-
this is gonna read like the book of genesis if you have this many characters and so few pages
the first story was much longer
this is more of a continuation
this is a SEQUEL
to the last story
last story was done by a 12 year old me
What you should do is just create the entirety of the lore of the world first, and then write stories around them
and I am working on it now for a sequel
i mean
this is a sequel
the characters are already built upon
really
the only new character
is the villain
Which, Scilia (the main villain) even then, was technically mentioned
In the first story
thats literally waht im doing
the only family my OC has is his brother
and theyve never seen each other before except in one part of the story so they dont know each other well
so like theyre more friends instead of bros
except friendship is already like having a bro
so it goes full circle
My mc, Ganda and her sister Jean sort of like that
ofc they know of each others existence and recognise each other
W
Mine would be a nice big rock
Ganda raised Jean, as her older sister. But then she ascended to godhood, due to being the reincarnation of the goddess of Humanity, and ever since then their ties fell apart
My tie fell apart, which sucks cause a good tie is expensive
It had green hearts all over it
Ahhh
DIO?
Stone H. Enge raised Moai, as his father. But then he turned into a historical landmark, due to being the oldest historical landmark, and ever since their ties fell apart (Expensive tie with green hearts all over it)
No, green hearts
Mine is just white
My tragic backstory is peak
The mc in this verse has a wife, i wanna work on her more ngl
It justifies my future Genocide
INVITE ME INTO YOUR GROUP
MAKE A GC
PLEASE
OR SAY NO
DOTN KEEP ME IN SUSPENSE
NO!
Me and Rali verse will be the one with a gc likely
And no one getting in
fineeeeee
Ples rate my goblet (Making cool models for mr duke of half sword)
Have you seen the stuff me and rali is working on
dont like me as in you want to stay away from me or you want to push me
Handle too short
Base too thick
Besides that itโs great
I make crown next
Just stop doing that
Thats u
i like that they somehow gave the dog a british face
Yeah cause British people look like dogs!!
Ha
Got em
All of the British
I got all of them
Rocks
Rocking*
I hate both of those
Cars are bad for the environment. People drown in water
...uhm... it has... houses?
Not everyone can afford a house, Youre being classist
literally me
Okay bud now Youre stealing rocks and breaking them to make weaker shit
Im done here
Dont ping me
Ping
Dan, we need to cook.
Don't ping me. Don't come to my DMs. We're unfriended.
dont mpreg react me. we are done.
I think the rim is too thick. And I like a basic crown, so nothing else
It looks sick
Then later you get killed by the low class peasants you recruited because they couldnt identify you
Yes'
I JUST WANT A UPDATE
ITS BEEN OVER 3 MONTHS
JUST A PATCH
AN UPDATE
EVEN A VERY MINOR DAMAGE CHANGE FOR ONE WEAPON
JUST SOMTHING
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many people think cereals a soup but actually its a stew, you see the cearl absorbs the milk slowly over time making it more tender and flavorful. Like many other stews if it stews to long it turns to mush.
Buddy almost had aura but couldn't resist being silly
Jaguar soup
at the very least add mod/workshop support so the community can carry the load till they got it figured out
good idea
an expert practices until they get it right
a master practices until they never get it wrong
me who missed a shot on an enemy flying straight, not turning whatsoever, not even aware of my existance
๐๐ผ
Intresting
Earth is a soup
More like a mushy sandwidch but a soup nonetheless
I'd call it perpetual stew
Perpetually simmering soup
How it feels to workout without music
showing off my tank
this is why i won't put my mods up for money
what engine
i'm already a modder what mods do u make
yeah it look cool on this map
blowing up children
u should make a child soldier mod /j
Really bothered that his greaves don't have pins at the top running through the cuisses, I wonder if that's historical.
fortunately ๐คจ reply fail
otherwise i might have genuinely done something rash
oh yeah btw how did u do the. ak47 grip
u rotate grip component til it work
at least thats what i did i hate the ak though its my worst weapon mod
shit barely works tbh
does willie constantly slap the ak
were you the one who gave the gato the tank
it did do that a lot i think changing the rotation of his wrist so it didnt make as sharp of a bend helped to fix that though, the biggest issue was that if I put the crossbow aim for right click he holds the ak like above his face
nah i wouldnt
i honestly dont know i invited te gato to the modding discord i believe
did you send the pak in there?
actually idk if they were ever in there
he asked mye how to use the tank before he joined
well of course
i legit never told anybody that they could give it to anyone
imagine if it gets out of hand
imagine if te gato gave it to a bad actor
who then uploaded the mod as his own
i sent it in the modding server because everyone there was trustworthy
and everyone who wasn't
never checked chat
now imagine how many more ppl have it
i mean its not like anyone can modify the mod as it is though?
you can release a better version still
do i need to be a modder to join the modding server or nah?
don't have to
cool can you invite me
yes but they could just upload it and pass it on as their own
genius can
you also can lol
genuinely too lazy to
besides my life has just been
not good
so i'm genuinely pissed off

i feel you. genuinely would be really irritating to have someone giving your work to others before you want to be shown off
if thats what you mean
@quick citrusive got a geniune question. ive installed mods, put them into the pak folder, got UESS4 to work, i can open the command. yet none of the guns or maps mod seems to work. do you have a tutorial about it ?
did u extract the zip/rar files with the paks in them
i did. and i put them in the right folder
hmmmm . .. .. .. . .. . .. .
same thing happened to me too
the guns show up in the inventory as "none"
i mean that would tell me something isnt properly installed
might have to do with the fact the binaries and 64 files are missing from where they're supposed to be but i dont really get it
yeah but i wonder what could be the issue
UESS4 works since i can open the huhh console
i might just fully reinstall halfsword and try all over again tbh
seems like its pretty close to working if u can get the ue4ss console open, you have the pak mods in this directory like so?
helo
yeah i do
might actually be the ue4ss causing problems cause that looks exactly how i made it
how did you install UE4SS ? might be a problem from me on that part
did you get the version under experimental-latest
top of this page
yeah i downloaded that one
ok what command are you using in game
i press F10 then type the exact commands said on the modpages
ermm what da flip
i just realised my folder lacks the binaries and win64 part for some reason
could that be the issue ?
imma check if adding those two folders manually then putting the UE4SS in it fixes that
w-what
you dont have those folders in ur halfsword install
when i checked last night i just didnt find those two folders
yo none of that shit was here for me ๐ญ
how tf do i get that
maybe uhh verify integrity on steam
smart. imma try that later today ty twin
i have no idea how those files went missing
why the FUCK were those missing
I love how davinci resolve gives you like, a list of information you're supposed to give, they don't verify it's anything proper, so you can do this shit lmao
i just put poop on everything
lmao
I got 19ms on ts reaction test im tuff
I like going an extra mile with my shitposts
i wonder if they actually check the information they get anymore
theres no way anybody has put anything legitimate in there in years
@quick citrusso it turns out yeah those files were just gone (willie must have ate them). after verifying files the game just doesnt want to boot up anymore so imma fully reinstall
I bet they do, purely just to see what people did
the staff is the best weapon in hs
thats crazy i got like 200ms
19ms is physically impossible bro. What I did was I basically predicted when it would turn green.
i know i js searched it up
staff + pot from cellar
hello
hello
hello
hi
hello david
Hello bro
hi
goodbye
hi iris
whats your favourite animal
Octopus bro
are you trying to level up son
yay
exp triggers one message every 1 minute i think
What do you think about octopus
hi
hello :3
What do you think about cats
They look cute
yay
Do you play the game a lot
Like how much bro
Yeah
im a girl btw
Okay that is okay
I change games frequently too but half sword I play a lot always
me too
What game have you been playing recently
im trying to download single player tarkov but its taken about 10 hours so far :(
@outer narwhal ?
Why replying to yourself
I am thinking of getting this tarkov game too
im getting the single player one for a reason
everyone tries really hard in multiplayer
im usually good at competetive games but tarkov is really hard
I think my favorite part of any game is the PvP
im getting a mod called "SPT" not the official PVE version
do you like any similar games like maybe dayz or rust
Yeah
okay you might like tarkov then
its much better with friends just like dayz and rust
Have you played a game called counterstrike 2
iff you
if you reply to every message from ak6 (blank name), will he delete all of them like he did this one?
social experiment
@quick citrusatp imma js give up. UE4SS is installed, paks are in the right location, yet guns still wont work
guns wont get summoned and the one in the inventory only shows up as "none"
Dudeeeee bro hisc style bro
Why are you sending flags
someone was replying to my messages with flags so im doing it to them
is halfsword fun anymore?
with a nasa supercomputer, yes
If you like cs2 can you give me some tips
Bro think midrange pc can handle it at 60fps 4k epic settings bro
dont move when you shoot, practice aim and recoil on a workshop map, always point your crosshair where you expect the enemies head to be not the ground
yes with mods
Well it looks like I am doing everything correctly then
I have a decent computer except for the cooling and it still runs like liquid shit
well actually no, liquid shit actually runs smooth
What are specs
I mean normally this would be decent but since itโs a lap top itt is a bit not too good
yeah
primarily just the cooling is the issue
irregardless, the game shouldn't be running so badly that my cooling is a major issue
Does anybody know when a new update is gonna come out
one thousand and four
Ok\
Should i open comissions for developers by making them models (Here's all of my models ive made in the past 2 days)
Here's a comparison between something i made now and a year ago (guess which is which)
eh
One a fortnite pickaxe
this shit frying me
teardown mace
Mace what it's a railroad tie maul ๐ก
Second one i genuinely forgot what it is
my bad gangsta
it looks like a samurai sword but without the blade end
like literally just the handle
I would say it looks like shit to my past self
yeah same kinda
it just looks like nonsense
And i thought it genuinely looked good ๐ญ
Anyways my favorite model is probably cuirass and armet
What is it?
There nothing there bro ๐ญ
This dude didn't take his pills
How do you even make models
Roblox studio
This is the most Iโve managed
Model tab has alot of stuff you can use
I figured this stuff out in only two days
I'm sure you can too
But I want my own
then go into blender
blendering
bender
blender bender
rate ts song i made for a roblox game
Amazing
"rate this shit song"
TS will never be "this"
Bradar
ok
glad we're on the same page ๐
I teach
In models tab negate will turn your "erase block" red and transparent
Then the union will make your part into a union
Im bouta go to school so give me like 6 hours
Using negated block with a block (ctrl hold is multi select) while the blocks are colliding will make negate DELETE that part of the part
The rest
Make cool stuff
I took screenshot
Some people need to let 2010 go
can someone show me the gore
i wanna know if it changed or not
in the full half sword
it didn't
The gore has changed doe
Gore is slightly different
The torso, and head stick to the body more, compared to the demo
Gore is more easy to get
You can literally gently hit someone and they get cut in half
And legs fall off smoothly, same with arms and hands
The song is pretty shit

barely
So when am i getting invited to the modding server
make bug shut the fuck up
this is my fav mod map
Just wish i could select it to be my forever map
go to threads and find this thread.
it was initially for wip posts of gore being developed but recent posts are mostly early access footage and screenshots focused entirely on showcasing gore.
#game-footage-๐ฎ๐ฅ should also have some EA footage to look at if you want to see it in normal gameplay.

New thing i made
How's it
I am being targeted, someone is somehow using my internet and my accounts in order to frame me, this could very well damage my career, someone used one of my alternate emails to make AI deepfakes of my friends and family, this account is attached to an email from 5 years ago that was made by my grandmother, so for now this account should be fine.
ok
pretty unlucky
Fencer werent you a mod a while back or am i thinking of someone else
Shh.. I was always red, just as you are.
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blender
any updates yet
oh my god that stabiliser mods gonna do something to me
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nice kill btw
@pearl coral here's a less than flattering picture of me and my friend on Saturday.
oh i almost didnt recognise you hi steve
it looks tuff ngl
aura lad
the swag is unreal
opening a class action against half sword for false promises and advertising dm me to get in contact with lawyers
im not the one who opened it
but i can get you in contact with the lawyer
wonderphul
bro getting robbed of his OG role
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personal choice to not have it
ah fair
may i ask why
it has an ugly color which is mainly why
I respect it
mf why does your game actually run well what is this
he paid the devs an extra 20 bucks to optimize his game
plot armor
How dare you play above 20 fps and don't have that eye hurting red hue over your screen at all time
Grrrrr
it's pretty fun you know
Is the watermark name a concern for you?
Can i have it instead ;3
Nope
that ask goes to wonder hehe
You could reverse image search most of the things I ping Sam with and you'd probably find out who I am quicker than searching that name up honestly
bro doxxing himself
You got it back lmao
indeed

Bro newgen in hs discord bro join yesterday
Lmfao
That would be hilarious, Iโd love to see people spend thousands of dollars on lawyers to get laughed out of the room 
This is tuff
on EVERYONES life this is tuff
I canโt even imagine how many developers would be completely fucked if people were allowed to sue for EA games
Im literally the definition of tuff
armets
if sandbox fist fighting isnt back in the next few weeks if you ever step foot in mississippi you will meet your maker
Ur moms from Mississippi, shes the only miss whoโs piss Iโd sippi
why is the miss ssippi, is she stupid?
you will cease to exist
Fuck I was gonna say this
why does this have to be the best game there is for fist fighting on pc bru
like it aint even meant for that
pc fuckin sucks
shows what you smh
have you ever heard of this video game series called yakuza
yeah i played yakuza and sleeping dogs
or the upcoming video game called stranger than heaven
youtube has started to show me ads on the homepage for a femboy clothing botique. surely these arent targeted ads?
i js dont want shit with stories like i just wanna load up the game to fuck people up
tells us a lot about your search history...
well u can just ignore the story
or download a 100% save
yeah i just like half swords combat the most i guess
fair nuff
its just better
this made me remember
I have a quick question. Are the gaps in the texture on the map with the mud normal or is it just me?
Im no genius but I'd imagine it takes some time
Yes there was an unfortunate accident when frank decided to try launching fireworks through the inside window. Window was closed and the house burned down
unfortunate ๐ข
if you ever visit west arizona your name will be in a scary campfire story
this is the perfect embodiment of new members coming here to say this
setup... : the complaining
punchline : embed failure gif
insert question that can be answered with a 2 second search
embeded
Casual day here
hat gourd
Lv 1 is usually new
you literally didnt have enough levels to have embed perks
no
well
oh
yea its normal
its just like that
its with everyone
thanks
specifically i think its a dx11 issue
at least for me
have you tried switching to dx12
ill do
fixes floating hair shadows, gaps in textures and you get better performance on more modern gpus
tnak you

masterstrike

ishowspeed reference
we all listening too https://youtu.be/qtu_KttxFQw?list=PLyKGQKRi4T7s9p4zOFOVqr-nMvYvYe_L_
The original soundtrack composed for Half Sword. All songs were created by Good Malware in collaboration with Half Sword Games. Support Good Malware's channel here: https://www.youtube.com/@goodmalware95
please can someone answer this, why the fuck is my freemode willie so weak how do i fix him
in freemode you load in with a preset character
my personal theory is that the first character you create
i have a worthless little shit
thug it out
can i not even edit the files
all willies are special in their own way
yeah you can look up a yt vid on how to edit half sword files but its ur progression save
not free mode
i need to edit freemode ๐คค๐คค๐คค
You got a crazy pfp bro
Are you trying to spoil or just aura farming
It does go hard
What do yall think about the MJ movie
wanted to watch it w my gf but she doesnt want to
do you like it?
4 times ๐ญ
Its peak when youre a fan of his work
shes not
Like a concert
Damn
i dont really care about his music too much
But its still a good movie
gojo
yeah i need to convince her because she doesnt like seeing movies out
You should definitly watch it atleast one time
Oh shes really chill then
ive only seen fnaf2 out with her because she likes it, she refuses to go out for movies because of price and she said she wants to see sonic 4 out but it releases next year
Son
Maybe it will come out on disney
Didnt watch fnaf tho
Can you really be a fan of that fella tho after the shizz that went down (unless the cops planted it)
I mean he was in the files
But it turned out he helped the kids
And the fbi raided his mansion a few times but never found a thing and the juices planted him as bad
is it me or has it been a long ass time since we got any news/minor/major updates ?
Well technically they actually found shizz in his house, but like i said could have been planted
The original soundtrack composed for Half Sword. All songs were created by Good Malware in collaboration with Half Sword Games. Support Good Malware's channel here: https://www.youtube.com/@goodmalware95
we all listning to this
Banger!
you know what would be a bigger banger? literally any amount of community communication from the devs.
Have you modded the game yet?
a little, been fucking around with the glock mod a bit.
Weโll hear from them soon enough lad. Just gotta be patient
gonna pull up to the baron's house with the glock and balls
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guys should i play home safety hotline, the long dark, project zomboid, or pokemon violet
yea 0 communication in 3 months is outrageous iwl
is it not possible to edit rank, my stuff is still here but money and rank got reset
:3
fires one shot and its jammed โค๏ธ
jesus this rule is so full of exceptions that it would make a lich summoning ritual blush
"you must not sacrfrice more than 1 lamb under 2 years old who is not gay (or any other kind of lgbt) between the hours of 11 and 5"
yeah aftermarket glock mags really do have a lot of jamming issues.
modded lightsaber that cuts
and market glocks
now it just needs to cauterise and its the best saber mod
whats that blood mod
wait how do you mod da game
Its been months where the news devs ?
Soon
Please dont abandon this gameโฆ
Im not a Dev lol just a moderator. Itโs not abandoned, theyre working hard on it
Oh my bad lol
Finally
halfsword 2?
yes
ur weird m8
accidently uploaded this as an heic file
the glockinator
wrong
the glockinator that came first was two full auto glocks welded together
technically it was two riser mounts welded togther i believe to make this dream possible
Hi๐๐๐
How was everyoneโs day
seeing modded blackened armor just makes me even more viscerally angry that we only have the vambraces, cuisses, and bevor

