general-catfish-🐱🐟

[rugged star]

you can in #photography📷

[bitter path]

I CAN'T READ THE NAME OF MOTH IN PUBLIC 😭

BECAUSE OF ORGYIA

[undone kite]

do i not know ball or

i dont know what it means

😭

[bitter path]

orgyia in russian/ukraine language pronounce same as orgia

[undone kite]

thats only for ingame pics ://

[dusty musk]

forgor i have this

[undone kite]

passport photo

[rugged star]

Let me check my old half sword photos

[wintry ingot]

#stat-rank-check message

amateur

[rugged star]

oldest one I have from April 4th 25

[warm pebble]

Amateur

Wait

What the

My level 69 got down

[rugged star]

wrong one

[wintry ingot]

lol

epic fail

[warm pebble]

NAIIII

[wintry ingot]

hehehaw

[warm pebble]

[dreamy mango]

Bufoon!

[wintry ingot]

well said

[warm pebble]

KNOWSER

[dreamy mango]

Cuckold!

Coward!

Scoundrel!

Hellewite!

[warm pebble]

AHISTORICAL

[dreamy mango]

Hellewite!

Knaue!

Scoundrel!

Rogue!

[wintry ingot]

mfs be arguing like

[dreamy mango]

Raggamuffin!

[warm pebble]

FfFfFfuCccKeeeer

[dreamy mango]

hedge-born!

[wintry ingot]

[dreamy mango]

Bufoon!

Knaue!

Lewdster!

Hellewite!

Flibber de’gibbet!

Flibber de’gibbet!

Wretch!

Wretch!

[wintry ingot]

@rugged star can you not

[dreamy mango]

Lewdster!

Knaue!

Oaf!

Knaue!

[rugged star]

I’ll stop

[warm pebble]

Willie has never been thus active

[wintry ingot]

my willie's active rn

[warm pebble]

He as risen

[wintry ingot]

[lavish blade]

do u think all clueless does is larp pro halfsword player and dunks on ea for "HAVING BAD COMBAT!!!" even though he's just too lazy to learn ea combat

[undone kite]

i have been hit, i must "Hellewite!"

[wintry ingot]

i honestly don't care what he does atp

[warm pebble]

I think its just due to the wrist not allowing proper parries

[lavish blade]

he's a great demo player but he's genuinely not allat

[wintry ingot]

anywayyy

time to share my project more

[warm pebble]

Share thy project

[rugged star]

meh it doesn’t affect me

[warm pebble]

Same but beside that, you can actually do general "blocks" that slow down the thing enought to not kill you

[rugged star]

yeah

[lavish blade]

yeah true, they fucked up structure

[warm pebble]

Looks really nice ! I just think it needs more "weight" behind jt

[wintry ingot]

you down to test it in a couple weeks maybe?

[warm pebble]

Can we really call it structure if its a few lines of codes goofed up on

[rugged star]

I forget how cursed my character looks due to the wrists not growing

[warm pebble]

Why not tbh, ive played ave marie combat demo recently

[wintry ingot]

awesome

[lavish blade]

they don't do text code i think

which means they should lowk hire me

[warm pebble]

I mean, its procedural animations helped by the strenght system

The animation is definitely there, it just needs to stiffen

[warm pebble]

Lowk send your cv

Like actually

Either you or both you luke and smitior

[lavish blade]

i'm a minor i don't think i can

[warm pebble]

Lie

:3

[lavish blade]

???

[warm pebble]

I mean

[lavish blade]

do you think im like 30 with a wife and kids

[warm pebble]

I though lmao

But legally speaking you can lie on your cv

[plain sorrel]

what

[lavish blade]

okay buddy

[rugged star]

Huh

[lavish blade]

i think they use preset poses for ho0w the character should move

[warm pebble]

Its an actual thing lol, you just have to face the consequences afterward

[lavish blade]

the npcs attacks are definitely canned animations tho

[warm pebble]

Do they ? I thought it was procedural poses depending on where the weapon was for "stances" ?

[lavish blade]

i think the only canned poses are the extremes and the centre, and everything else is kinda "blending"

[rugged star]

About 15m till 4 for me

[lavish blade]

new "tournament poleaxe"

[plain sorrel]

normal poleaxe

[lavish blade]

it has two guards and parrying hooks

[warm pebble]

Seems to make sens kinda like the game is "trying" to set its animation to one of the stances but you can also do in betweens

[plain sorrel]

what does the guards do

[lavish blade]

"tournament dagger"

[lavish blade]

protect ur hands

[rugged star]

pretty much add weight since I haven’t really seen them to do anything

[high briar]

This feels so demo

[lavish blade]

i tend to avoid colored guard and pommel for poleaxes

[bitter path]

half sword dev playing gmod

they prob making halfsword in gmod

100%

[lavish blade]

genuinely WHAT do axes do but hook you in the nuts

[bitter path]

everyone shall know the devs

[lavish blade]

👀

nah im kidding lol

[bitter path]

i see now

[high briar]

That reminds me of this funny situation in a roblox milsim

[bitter path]

i hate roblox milsim

they all suck

[high briar]

So first some rich guy buys that milsim group for 35k and the old owner takes 4 million robux and runs away (15k dollars) and he became the owner just because he’s a friend with the old owner

[lavish blade]

i like how detailed this game is

polearm hafts have subsurface scattering

[high briar]

The group was brought by a corporate group (Owner of the largest roblox star wars milsim)

[high briar]

Willie have butthole

[bitter path]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-2-half-life-2-beta-beating-beating-up-combine-gif-10040706813635112633

[high briar]

And some old members that pretended to stay made a plan called operation CorpSlop

This was to nuke the server with the new owners

[plain sorrel]

wha

[high briar]

It was successful for a few hours

[plain sorrel]

milsim

[high briar]

Then the head huncho got hold of it and restored the servers

[bitter path]

military simulator

[plain sorrel]

all roblox milsims i ever joined was racist

told me to change skin tones when i chose a black skin

[high briar]

Theres a really tolerant one that allows goofing around

[plain sorrel]

really

[high briar]

Still dont know why theyre antifurrirs tho

They said it was a “tradition since 2019”

[high briar]

Passport plz trcu

[plain sorrel]

that game

[wintry ingot]

this u?

[high briar]

The group behind it was separated in two

One became corporate slop

The other one that’s made by the REAL devs are trcu

Tcu is corp slop

[plain sorrel]

the inspector is a rotting corpse that barely appears

[wintry ingot]

my game's the best clearly

no racism in there

[high briar]

In trcu theyre forced to a quota or they are deported

[plain sorrel]

deported

what is this milsim

[high briar]

I worded it quite wrong

“Executed”

They get kicked out of the inspectors group

And all mistakes are logged and they get fined

[plain sorrel]

fined

what fined

[high briar]

Ingame currency not robux

[plain sorrel]

you barely get money there

[high briar]

They get like 5000 ingame currency per quota finished

Richest people in the game

[wintry ingot]

what did trcu stand for again

[high briar]

The revolutionary Computer Union

[wintry ingot]

oh

[high briar]

See that revolutionary

[plain sorrel]

the fart fart fart fart

[plain sorrel]

revolutionary

[high briar]

😠

[high briar]

Because it is made by smart and genis people

[wintry ingot]

@plain sorrel @high briar take a look if you haven't yet

[plain sorrel]

who had a bad history

[plain sorrel]

bradar what is that

https://tenor.com/view/hey-brother-hey-brother-what-is-this-what-am-i-looking-at-gif-15927984058571805389

[wintry ingot]

a game i'm cooking

[high briar]

High potential to be a good game (just dont be el pedo if you get popular)

[plain sorrel]

you're burning it

[wintry ingot]

don't be el pedo or get el deportedo

[high briar]

There was a pred in the group who got kicked out once but was given a chance

[wintry ingot]

my budget is essentially zero

what do you expect

[high briar]

First time was a relationship with a 15 year old without saying their age

[high briar]

Second time was real grooming

[wintry ingot]

also this

[plain sorrel]

you neeed 1 billion dollar

[high briar]

Guts and blackpoedes inspired?

[wintry ingot]

it's Kansallimuseo from finland

[high briar]

European names

I like it

Crzuwankuzkiewanzyckzyck would probably be a real building in poland

[dusty musk]

soon™

[wintry ingot]

Finnish Anarchists/Driver

[high briar]

I wonder why are there so many preds in the roblox dev community

[wintry ingot]

because it's roblox

[lavish blade]

site full of kids

[high briar]

Theyre separating roblox into 3 groups for safety

[uncut pebble]

what happened to half sword

[high briar]

Read el channel name nub

[wintry ingot]

i do some voice acting for the game too.

mostly because of my zero budget

[uncut pebble]

what?

[wintry ingot]

#announcements

[high briar]

High potential

[uncut pebble]

yea i read that 2 months ago

[lavish blade]

i will music soon

[wintry ingot]

i'm still waiting bud

[high briar]

I have an idea for you bradar

[wintry ingot]

it's been a month

[wintry ingot]

lets hear it

[high briar]

Firstly after you release the game

If you get some profits you might be able to find a devteam

[uncut pebble]

march was not a month ago brother

[high briar]

(Ofcourse backup your game so it doesnt get stolen)

[lavish blade]

i'm already working on music for him

[high briar]

Amaze amaze

Can i hear one of your songs plz

[wintry ingot]

"working"

that message was exactly a month ago

[small fog]

Almost

But yeah close enough

[lavish blade]

im a modder and artist too yk

[high briar]

Can i see one of your artsies

Pls

[lavish blade]

NO!

[wintry ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-face-gif-8084205620521455451

[wintry ingot]

how hard can it be to make two soundtracks

[lavish blade]

i do oter stuff too 😔

working on the mysterious cinematic song now thp

mysterious robber heist music

[bitter path]

i dunno

[bitter path]

i just made a test amen break for no reason

[plain sorrel]

is this a good stab

[lavish blade]

where'd u get fancy rapier guard buddy

[plain sorrel]

from godsfinestmistake

[lavish blade]

is it a remesh or actual components

[wintry ingot]

chrome better take notes

[lavish blade]

buddy

[bitter path]

🥀

[lavish blade]

i've been making music for 4 years

[plain sorrel]

remesh

[bitter path]

i've bene making music for 2 whole days

[plain sorrel]

ive been making music for 1 second

[high briar]

You need to use this sound track made by chrome 334 @wintry ingot

[bitter path]

https://giphy.com/gifs/sticker-nazoom-mustve-been-gxL7Ny6ze4JFAzm9mZ

[bitter path]

i wonder the fuck is this video for music

[lavish blade]

huh

that's not me

[bitter path]

liar

its you

[lavish blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1256326053547475058/1502653496497930332/caption.gif

it's me yeah

[bitter path]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1074719811264851998/1308038851750527069/watermark-2.gif

[lavish blade]

do u like my other vids

[bitter path]

never seen any of them

[wintry ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1487765256452182038/1500127603485315263/togif-1.gif

[lavish blade]

legit all you saw was my tung tung super remix

[high briar]

I like your recent bideod

[plain sorrel]

rate my stab

[high briar]

Bideod

Videos

[high briar]

Did you stab yourself or something

[plain sorrel]

no

i stabbed my enemy in the armpit

[bitter path]

how'd you know

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1337840117829599323/1479080798144561192/4454.gif

[plain sorrel]

bradar the link is visible

[lavish blade]

where the fuck is my midi keyboard

[bitter path]

no

[plain sorrel]

yes

[hazy monolith]

call me john the way im porkin it

[bitter path]

what

[high briar]

Bradar do you allow me to post uncropped version of your videos (It shows your account name)

[bitter path]

wild

[hazy monolith]

omg mr best

he would NEVER scam anyone

[stuck hollow]

yes it's mrbreast and he's giving you a limbillion lunacy

[high briar]

Evil game

[stuck hollow]

yes, truly

i swear to god if i get kicked from the server again for this

[hazy monolith]

$willie coin when?

[stuck hollow]

im gonna impregnate willy

irl

[hazy monolith]

erm actually that is physically impossible

[high briar]

@mødteam the beast is back

[stuck hollow]

@möds

[high briar]

Moai is coming 😱
🗿 🫸👵
people pusher Moai
Come on guys nobody wants free money?

[bitter path]

spider house propaganda

[high briar]

I forgot who i took this from

[bitter path]

only cuz of don

[wintry ingot]

would

[bitter path]

wuh

[wintry ingot]

whut

[stuck hollow]

wow moff

[lavish blade]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-black-opening-book-opening-box-jack-black-gif-2965523361044713223

[bitter path]

yes

[elder pawn]

tungtungtung sahere!

[stuck hollow]

skibidisigmarizz67unctripping

[elder pawn]

67

[bitter path]

99 bleed

[lavish blade]

should i release half tank rn

[stuck hollow]

yeah

[hazy monolith]

no

[elder pawn]

I won 3 purple hearts

[bitter path]

half thunder

[stuck hollow]

make a poll

[wintry ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-it-gif-18812641

[stuck hollow]

gay

[elder pawn]

tung

[wintry ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1485944060857417858/1500507970885390516/togif.gif

[lavish blade]

this is half tank rn

[hazy monolith]

why is the hatch not open

[lavish blade]

it is a challenger II tank

[hazy monolith]

unrealistic

[lavish blade]

you can't open it in the model sadly

[lavish blade]

u can use it in progression and freemode

[hazy monolith]

could you not open it in something like blender and separate the hatch from the model?

[wintry ingot]

@lavish blade import a cod zombies map so we can play cod zombies in half sword

[plain sorrel]

mmm metallic bones

[lavish blade]

genuinely too lazy to do that

[elder pawn]

this is why you drink milk

calcium good

[plain sorrel]

yes

[lavish blade]

more head popping mod

[elder pawn]

burger

[hazy monolith]

middle name cheese

[bitter path]

brains

[sinful whale]

augh

i couldnt send pics

uhhh i js wanted to ask, what's the move where you wrap your sword around someone is called?

dequitem usually pull this move in full armored fight, but i couldnt find any historical references

[wintry ingot]

what a nice way to spend 10 mins

[lavish blade]

who is this woman

[wintry ingot]

the girl from this pic

[hardy mirage]

quit yer jiggin' pal

[high briar]

If ye wanna earn from roblox you need to have players have atleast 10 minutes of playtime that have paid roblox 9.99$ in the past month i think

[wintry ingot]

lol i did

from my previous game

[high briar]

Beast dont pay

[wintry ingot]

i essentially doubled my robux , spent 9k on ads

[high briar]

Solid earnings for solo dev

[wintry ingot]

i had some help actually

he's a long time friend from before i started

actually he's the reason i started making games in the first place

[high briar]

Still very solid if it was made without a financial budget

[wintry ingot]

sucks he's not online on dc anymore tho 😔

[high briar]

How do slop games get like 2 million players every week

[wintry ingot]

simple , bright colors , easy to understand , and trendy

[high briar]

Rich kids pay like 10k robux on it too

[wintry ingot]

i actually lied a lil when i had no budget. i have 12k robux , but this is SPECIFICALLY for advertising

[high briar]

Without advertising how would players find your game

[wintry ingot]

true enough

[high briar]

Anyways i think a PR account might be great if you have no budget

Like on tiktok or those apps

[wintry ingot]

perhaps

anyway , i paid myself and the other dev that helped me 4k. i got myself this awesome starface :)

[high briar]

Roblox butchered these faces

[wintry ingot]

so true

[high briar]

I wonder if they will reverse this update

[wintry ingot]

also they ripped me off , back when i bought it , it costed ~4.5K robux

[high briar]

I just realized how cheap roblox truly is if you have a job

[wintry ingot]

thing is i don't

because i'm underage

[high briar]

Es okay

[wintry ingot]

i'll get a side job in summer tho

[hardy mirage]

roblox is too far in a pit of its own hubris

[high briar]

Roblox is one of the best ways someone underage can get money

[wintry ingot]

especially with dev ex , assuming you get a budget to start your project up

[high briar]

Some games are simple yet so popular

Should i make those rage baiting obbies

[wintry ingot]

what's stopping you tbh

[high briar]

I have a very solid death prevention system

Let me show

[wheat brook]

Top of the morning

I’m

Waiting

[wintry ingot]

where r u from mate

[wheat brook]

US

[high briar]

Made this i think last month

[wheat brook]

Not bad

[high briar]

I made the top turn black also

Thanks to someone

Noxa said “Let these be Tung.”, and he was sahere.

[lavish blade]

tung tung

[wheat brook]

Sky opened up🥺

[wintry ingot]

isn't it like 5-6 AM for ya'll there

[wheat brook]

Yes

[high briar]

I am making a ragebait obby game but first i need a unique name

Samone please giv me ideas

[wintry ingot]

OBBY FOR BRAINROTS (TROLL) (10X EVENT)

[high briar]

Giant trampolines are so scary if theres 2+ people there

If i am there by myself it’s chill and all and i can jump 3 meters up

A sisyphus stage seems cool

Hmm

[lavish blade]

huh

[hazy monolith]

appetizer?

[hybrid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-downey-jr-huh-what-iron-man-surprised-gif-17639389346286804402

[drifting stirrup]

That sucks, twin 😭

[indigo plover]

Willie vs 30 tigers

Who wins

[high briar]

Give him a plancon

[hazy monolith]

the tigers because willie would probably fall on his ass and get mauled to death

[indigo plover]

Ok one of the tigers (male specified) has a plancon taped to his back

[high briar]

Give willie a big sharp stick too

[lone ore]

does willie have the airstrike mod in this instance? 😅

[stable wren]

Ugly fucking area

Looks like SHIT

[hazy monolith]

probably cause it's being taken through a windshield plus phone camera

[lavish blade]

no

[stable wren]

No

Stizz lives on planet dogshit

Everything SUCKS

[hazy monolith]

sux 2 be him I guess

[stable wren]

Majority of the community is just kids

They use overly bright colors and manipulative thumbnails

[bright ember]

😭😭

[stable wren]

Wat is this

[bright ember]

Fortnite trying to be different

[hazy monolith]

god forbid a man speak his mind

[stable wren]

It looks fucking stupid

[bright ember]

That's my clantag on Xbox

[hazy monolith]

why is it triangular

[bright ember]

Fort wanna be different so bad they running out of ideas

[stable wren]

It's trying to be diffierent duh

[stable wren]

Has to evolve some way

They got bills to pay

💔

[bright ember]

Shirtless ops are so stupid to me

[stable wren]

But, aura

[bright ember]

Like is Kreuger stupid?

[stable wren]

You need aura with the shirt off

[hazy monolith]

its called plot armor

[bright ember]

I guess man

[stable wren]

It's not plot armor

It's abs

[warm pebble]

Write it like this

Ǧøøɲ

[stable wren]

Duh

[bright ember]

So... natural flesh armor?

[stable wren]

The creepy armor from sons of the forest

[bright ember]

Never played so I don't know that ball

[stable wren]

Damn

[warm pebble]

The coolest armor of the forest base

[indigo grail]

Why are you still here

[stable wren]

It's 11?

In the morning???

Dude

[indigo grail]

Block this guy lmao

[warm pebble]

Timezones are crazy for some idk

[indigo grail]

😂 He's going to different channels to KEEP talking to you

Just weird as hell

[stable wren]

Thank you for telling me what i said

Literally read it

[warm pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/some-good-looking-gif-27623160

[stable wren]

I am off tonight

[hazy monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-drama-discorddrama-gif-22395692

[stable wren]

Why would I go to bed at 11 in the morning to work at 9 tomorrow?

[hazy monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/disscord-gif-22732655

[warm pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-drama-fight-entertain-getting-good-gif-16910025

[stable wren]

I find this point hilarious

Because in actuality

It's just how i type

I type in breaks of words

Not full sentences

No shit ima have a bunch of messages

[hazy monolith]

omg you guyz R breaking rule 3 😱

[stable wren]

It's like 50-30 words every 2 minutes

[warm pebble]

Show ur browsing history

[stable wren]

That's a issue?

[warm pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/drama-queen-drama-dramatic-the-drama-oh-the-drama-gif-11490751568436079590

[stable wren]

That's just being active dude.

So?

Like seriously

Why do you care so much

[warm pebble]

Im in school rn

[indigo grail]

https://tenor.com/view/durr-ugly-drool-durr-emoji-drool-drooling-emoji-gif-15685715238639466212

[warm pebble]

Literraly talking :3

[stable wren]

Like who fucking cares besides you

[warm pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/caoriki-oc-girlkisser-gif-14447244762089946173

[hazy monolith]

:3

[indigo grail]

Nobody cares except for this guy lool

[stable wren]

You're acting like I am killing 100s of people a second because i type in discord actively 💔

[wind marsh]

Ladies ladies calm down

[stable wren]

I work all day for usually 4 days

[warm pebble]

Just kiss

[stable wren]

I still type on my phone

[wind marsh]

Imagine having a job😭

[hazy monolith]

proudly unempl#yed 💪

[stable wren]

Clearly you don't have a job if you're here complaining about this

[indigo grail]

You said 1 hour

[wind marsh]

Okay but you ladies need to calm down

[hazy monolith]

1 hour perfectly looped willie cry

[indigo grail]

😂

[wind marsh]

Stop fighting over me

[stable wren]

I am on my off day, ima enjoy my off days.

I spend times with friends playing games on my off days, I enjoy yapping to my friends who are in this server too.

How dare I, my own human being.

Talk to people i like talking to

I am a war criminal

[wind marsh]

67

[lavish blade]

normalise bevors bro

knights never wear them anymore

[hazy monolith]

that's not blocked by the brainrot filter?!

[lavish blade]

some knights even neglect their cuirass

[wind marsh]

😭

[stable wren]

We must stop fighting for you, you're breaking me and fetty apart

[wind marsh]

🥹✌️

[lavish blade]

whenever i use a helmet like this i get the URGE to un first person view

[stable wren]

I live in Florida.

I work outside all day, why tf would I go back OUTSIDE

[lavish blade]

feels genuinely claustrophobic

[wind marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-watches-speed-watches-watches-speed-ishowspeed-gif-2973604195439694680

[stable wren]

"You don't like the Extreme UV 91F feels like 120F weather? Skill issue!"

[indigo grail]

Which hat is the one that blocks the entire middle of your eyesight

[stable wren]

Bitch, it's a sun burn speed run

It takes 11 minutes in the sun to get a sunburn

[hazy monolith]

yikes

[indigo grail]

Like its all gone

[stable wren]

I rather do that than get burned alive just saying

[hazy monolith]

florida is definitely a place someone could live... I mean, I wouldn't want to ever live there

[blazing lodge]

craziest part it isn't even the worst helmet for visibility

[indigo grail]

You are not making yourself look good

[stable wren]

It's 84F and feels like 94F, it's the morning.

[indigo grail]

It just looks like you're attacking a random person

[lavish blade]

sometimes it's just unrealistic how bad the vision is

[hazy monolith]

average floridian:

[stable wren]

It's literally extreme uv in spring-summer

[indigo grail]

Because you've been arguing here all day since 1 pm

[stable wren]

😭

Wait deadass

Dude your fucking pathetic

[indigo grail]

Deadass 😂

[stable wren]

You spend hours arguing on discord

Your life isn't any better bro

[hazy monolith]

my ass is dead guys what do plz help

[stable wren]

😭

[indigo grail]

233 messages of just arguing today

[stable wren]

Dude.

Ain't no way

This guy cannot be real

[hazy monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/akira-job-application-get-a-job-akira-job-application-gif-8274337411388777231

[stable wren]

You're scaring fetty

I don't argue with people every day dude

[hazy monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/impossible-this-isn't-the-car-jjba-car-meme-we're-leaving-this-town-now-everyone-get-in-the-car-jjba-english-dub-gif-3307861192517773106

[indigo grail]

What time is it for you right now

[stable wren]

You literally initialized a argument because the other guy who you were arguing with left

I didn't even do anything

You just wanted to start shit

[indigo grail]

We're in different timezones i'd assume

[hazy monolith]

11:25am for me chat

[stable wren]

You care way to much

So i am a loser? Yet you spend hours arguing with others online.

Idkkkk brooo

[hazy monolith]

kanye reference?

[stable wren]

Ima just block you, clearly you're a troll

And this won't go anywhere

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-love-hate-shrug-idk-gif-11725465

[hazy monolith]

redditor

https://tenor.com/view/the-incredibles-syndrome-buddy-pine-discord-reddit-gif-1954320315783291994

https://tenor.com/view/jonkler-joker-gif-4939694494140375951

[indigo grail]

You are literally the redditor trying to be morally better than everyone else

😭

[hazy monolith]

I am morally superior than all of you peasants as my willie is the strongest there has ever been

https://tenor.com/view/whos-a-good-boy-good-boy-willie-halfsword-half-sword-gif-16843915321376864473

[wispy juniper]

Can someone gift me half sword please

[hazy monolith]

just get it when its on sale

if its ever on sale again...

[shell lichen]

I love this sound

Club snapped in half one hit later

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/job-application-gif-13896817446668731452

[wanton portal]

https://youtube.com/shorts/DOjxTVFgzjI?si=rf5prsKXxnIBP0LQ

[rancid reef]

I have seen something...something my eyes should not have.....a ban....

[silent jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/wallet-gif-25866507

[wispy juniper]

Please someome

[stable wren]

Wassup silly

[strange hazel]

next update when

it's been a while since the last one

[spark quartz]

Bug

[stable wren]

What did i do that was evil

[bright ember]

Post in bug reporting channel

One person replies, nonhelpful jab

No mod or dev reaction

Cycle continues

[indigo grail]

"The floor in the abyss is buggy" "Yeah the game is a rugpull scam and shit"

Okay.. i was just reporting a bug 🥹

[bright ember]

@prime brook subscribed to you rn btw 👀

[prime brook]

Thank you, I upload once every Half Sword update

[bright ember]

GGs

[indigo grail]

"When i reset progression the game crashes sometimes" "The game is a scam why do you have 30k messages"

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-patrick-bateman-cat-cat-sad-traumatised-cat-gif-1224110864735726916

[bright ember]

"I wish freemode had some more options" "The dev team are terrorists"

[indigo grail]

"Splitscreen is broken" "The devs just killed me in real life"

[bright ember]

"I hope Slums becomes more optimized in the next update" "The devs are slaughtering my parents alive and making me watch"

[prime brook]

What the fuck are you all on about

[bright ember]

The two types of half sword fans

Well, "fans"

[prime brook]

You're forgetting the 4 people in here who would give their life to glaze Half Sword

Type 3, if you will

[bright ember]

"The game is completely playable"
Has a 5090 & Intel 6980P and 64GB of RAM

[prime brook]

"Well I have fun with the combat so you shouldn't be complaining"

[indigo grail]

"The forest has too much foliage it needs to be touched up" "The forest runs fine you fucking idiot"

🥜

[prime brook]

I wonder how much of this is ragebait

Genuinely

[indigo grail]

Probably alot of it

They start concerned i think and then eventually they realize everything they're saying is nonsense and turn it into pure bait

[bright ember]

And if it's not it's rich folk who never had to deal with Xbox without Xbox Live before

I haven't had live in YEARS

[prime brook]

You'd have to be eyeless, earless, tongueless, fingerless, and noseless not to realize that optimization is bad

Or own a 5070, which to be fair is the same thing

[indigo grail]

I gotta run it with a config but my computer has the same power level of the OG xbox one

[bright ember]

I have all the ram in the world but only a UHD card

Laptop gaming is tuff

[prime brook]

It's like having the Dragon Slayer from Berserk but having no muscle density

[merry locust]

eh, runs fine on my 3080 max settings

[bright ember]

Gotta hope for the LATE 2026 OR EARLY 2027 CONSOLE RELEASE

[merry locust]

optimization is not great though ill agree

[bright ember]

And achievements

[indigo plover]

This is rare beautiful tiger from unknown regions. Name is “sperm cell”. Like to show respect

[bright ember]

I need gamerscore

[indigo grail]

"The abyss is buggy" "Runs fine on my 5070"

[prime brook]

Some people actually come into here and say "yeah the game runs fine on my 1080 all of you are just haters"

[bright ember]

Aren't we all just a bunch of sperm cells? What makes him so special?

[indigo plover]

Big

[quick citrus]

game runs fine on my 5070

[indigo plover]

Imagine having your evolutionary adaptation look like river stones 💔 ❤️

[indigo grail]

"Game runs fine on my 1080" And shit looks like this

Wrong image

This is how i run the game on my 1060 at 40-50fps

[bright ember]

Just gobbledygook

[hybrid granite]

im so fucking glad i got a 5060, my 1050 could not do it anymore

[hybrid granite]

nolan looks the same as his younger self if you remove the mustache

[quick citrus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/invincible-fadozoellobr-debbie-grab-thragg-06EXmOqWAtQ2xagpj7

cant wait til debbie gets involved next season

[hybrid granite]

meanwhile allen

[warm pebble]

Runs fine on my 5060ti

[warm pebble]

That unironically has its charm

[marble wharf]

https://youtu.be/OdkNNhcJb3Q?si=m3i7Rt0C4do4Wrx3 listen to my New song please thxxx

[main gorge]

what level is image perms and gif perms

[quick torrent]

Optimization is coming

[blazing lodge]

a game seer employee said this, update tomorrow confirmed

[quick torrent]

This escalated quickly

[blazing lodge]

gotta take every crumb

[main gorge]

animals when....hunting when......everything in the future feature list when...?

UPDATE WHEN

[quick torrent]

Doing our best atm to come back to you guys with concrete stuff

[main gorge]

leak next update trust....

trust......

i just wanna like....

see the whole thing and like....

totally not leak it on twitter....

trust....

[quick citrus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/no-laughing-matter-lad-dont-joke-jokes-here-mate-uNHQFEeeFr1JsOry0D

[quick torrent]

Fr

[quick citrus]

thank god

imma b so happy

[warm pebble]

Oh hello pierrot !

[quick torrent]

Hello matey

[warped flower]

my favorite 60 frames per hour game

[ashen snow]

did game die or msth

its been like months

[ashen snow]

fr?

[warm pebble]

Hey i really hope this doent sound mean on your pointy ears, but can we a bit more of these game seer pop ups and say "oi guys" after the update comes out ?

[ashen snow]

i hope it comes early

[warped flower]

nah they just slackin or working very hard its one or the other

[warm pebble]

Otgerwise how are you pierrot

That sounds more friendly

[stable wren]

break into Frank home, and demand answers.

Make Frank HOLD G!

[warm pebble]

But anyways, good luck with the update

[quick citrus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlFA0Zq1k2A&list=RDdlFA0Zq1k2A&start_radio=1****

halfsword makes me feel like this ^

[stable wren]

i got an ad for a car

why does it make you feel like a car

[quick citrus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/work-home-analogy-VIfE4DE7vY49i

this actually will be me when halfsword gets updated

[wintry ingot]

repost go brr

[warm pebble]

and we actually got news, so thats fun :D

[quick citrus]

news!?!?! where???

[stable wren]

@quick citrus

[quick citrus]

oh yah lol

hell yea

hype

[gusty lotus]

👀

[warm pebble]

Fuys geniually buy this game

[swift carbon]

Monk

[warm pebble]

Its fun as hell

[gusty lotus]

i was playing KCD 1 until i saw what pierrot said and immediately closed it LOL

[swift carbon]

What’d he say?

[gusty lotus]

!!

[warm pebble]

I love you pierrot

[swift carbon]

Oh

[warm pebble]

please make pierrot an unlockable character

and make him dance

[quick torrent]

The jester should be a boss imo

With double maces

[warm pebble]

I mean... you are part of gameseer, you could just... riiiiight ?

Give it an arquebuse

[blazing lodge]

https://trello.com/b/TN5AbCGk/half-sword-roadmap i wonder what happened to the official half sword trello, hasn't been updated in awhile

i wonder if it'll ever be used again

[warm pebble]

I hope

[silent jolt]

dual jester scepters

[warm pebble]

I feel like his dagger is too iconic to miss

[hybrid granite]

thank you pierrot for the communication

[bleak meteor]

game abandoned?

[blazing lodge]

a game seer employee literally said that optimization is coming less than 2 hours ago

[frosty valley]

early access been out for ages n i js now beat the baron

[indigo grail]

Not in the cellar map

[warm pebble]

Gimme piv

Pic

[indigo grail]

🥹

[warm pebble]

Nice looking monochrome dawg

[indigo grail]

Gamma 5

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/ping-gif-20035980

Pierrot right now

[indigo grail]

Wrote that right as i was about to ping him

😂

[vestal kayak]

i found a mobile game that's using halfsword footage for it's ads

despite it being a completely different game

where would i take this information

[indigo grail]

We're aware

[warm pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/tag-gif-13161012535429590073

[gusty lotus]

Anything they say is one step closer 💀

[rancid reef]

Fische

[warm pebble]

Fih

[stable wren]

i made

PROGRESS

on my Historical Fantasy verse

chat, how tough would Snake/serpent magic be

[warm pebble]

Depends on their magic types

Arcane ? Runes ? Celtic ?

Elmental even ?

[stable wren]

uhm

its

Jormungandr.

[warm pebble]

Ah so gigantic danger noodle

Pretty damn tough then

[stable wren]

I HAVE LORE FOR IT but so far

its just big fucking snake

[warm pebble]

Does big fucking snakes has power ? A weakness ?

[stable wren]

The character has to reach stage 5

which is like Ragnarok basically

the snake just outright is released

and its sentient

the downside to this

is the more the character stages that they go through

the more insane they get

and when Stage 5 is over (It only last like 30 minutes) they can't use anything, at all

[warm pebble]

Oh so eventually our character will be so insane he wont be able to live properly ?

[stable wren]

they can't use magic for 30 hours

[warm pebble]

If its inspired by ragnarok, runes are the way to go

Enlarge, reduce, flight, rays and all that

[stable wren]

oh yeah, i have to mention this

[warm pebble]

Big snake kinda has to either be op or slow and cumbersome, you gotta manage to show its a heavy guy

[stable wren]

Jormungandr is a female snake in this universe, and they're SEALED within their own daughter. Which is how the character uses the snake, therefore: The snake is overly protective of the character

it doesn't matter as this character dies anyway

(The character got turned into a donut.)

[warm pebble]

It could be used kinda like atreus did in gowr

Deafeats a behemoths as an ability

[stable wren]

there is some regen too, which i think is logical

[warm pebble]

Uea

[rancid reef]

Regen yes because god stuff

[stable wren]

the regen is like

kind of shit?

They can replace limbs

and... thats it?

[rancid reef]

Snakes don't have limbs

[stable wren]

No

[rancid reef]

Lmao

[stable wren]

the character that uses the snake can

[stable wren]

mayhaps

either way, I am having fun with this character and their lore, i just need to expand their abilities

[rancid reef]

Also just saying

Regening limbs and calling it shit

Seems the opposite

[stable wren]

yeah but

it takes like all of their energy

[rancid reef]

Could be worse

You could not have a limb

[vestal eagle]

Yes they do

They are small

[stable wren]

WHAT THE FUCK?!

[vestal eagle]

Like sticks

[rancid reef]

🧐

[vestal eagle]

What

[stable wren]

Jake from statefarm just came back out of nowhere

https://tenor.com/view/edge-entrance-flames-throne-triple-h-gif-25685013

Jake from statefarm be like

[vestal eagle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1478596532218630184/copy_62D8F571-83C7-43CF-8F67-6E887E64E0C3-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[stable wren]

well, if you recover the limb, you get tired, and now you are unable to recover the limb and you are weak

[rancid reef]

You did recover it tho so that's good

[vestal eagle]

If I had to choose any animal to have the abilites and powers of, it would be a kangaroo no doubt

That would be so cool

[rancid reef]

Interesting

[stable wren]

well, they still died so 😭

and the ability only works on limbs

if they get a hole punched into their chest

they can't repair that

[rancid reef]

Weird

Why

[vestal eagle]

Like imagine jumping around and then gutting and maiming people if they fuck with you

That's rad

And youd be super strong

[stable wren]

the character seal only is on the chest. So it can't heal it

because basically its a anti-magic zone

[rancid reef]

Hmmmmmm

[stable wren]

if your wondering why they just don't

remove the seal

[rancid reef]

You need your heart and soul to do magic

But if no magic zone on heart and soul?!?!?

[stable wren]

the snake will explode out, killing her, and the whole world is at danger.

[rancid reef]

That's usually how seals work

Naruto style

[stable wren]

in this verse, the magic is different

[rancid reef]

You use your feet for magic

[stable wren]

The magic is a manifestation of one beliefs

its based around the brain

its why some magic makes zero fucking sense

like the goddess of lust, who can control emotions.

and there a guy who can cast a sun

[hardy mirage]

so if someone is extremely vehemently violently racist they can make someone explode because they're black or something

[stable wren]

not that kind of beliefs

[obtuse pumice]

Do we know when to expect the next update yet? Not sure if I missed any news.

[hardy mirage]

more intrinsic beliefs then

such as religion

[stable wren]

yes!

[hardy mirage]

you're the umpteenth person to ask

[vestal eagle]

Are we talking about the mages from World of Darkness rn?

[obtuse pumice]

I'm sure. Everyone is eager. Just wanted to make sure I didn't miss anything.

[hardy mirage]

wish I knew what that was

[stable wren]

In this verse, there is 20 gods and goddesses, and deities.

In the first War of the Tree, War of the Gods, whatever. Most of the deities got killed or sealed

and some magic can be like, a birth right. you just are born with it

[hardy mirage]

sorry if i came off as brash there is just a growing apathy in my heart for people who ask because it's so often

[vestal eagle]

The mages in that setting gain magic through will power and belief, not spells, so if someone really thinks that they have the force, then they have it. Or if they really believe that they are a god, then they are

[stable wren]

oh its similarish?

but this one is about religion

and birth rights

[vestal eagle]

I see

[hardy mirage]

so like 40k orcs or jjk curses in a way

[rancid reef]

That's just like apollo stuff tho

Actually no that's uhhhhh what's his face

[stable wren]

for the record, magic can't be passed down.

The mc, ganda. Is the daughter of the character who uses Jormungandr, but she can't use the serpent spells whatsoever.

[stable wren]

there is no god of sun, its a god of stars in this verse :p

[vestal eagle]

Yea, a lot like 40k orcs

[rancid reef]

How about unseal, then reseal to pass it down and just make a big thing out of it so people don't die

[rancid reef]

It's a more respectable thing

Since that'd be their actual power realistically

Based on beliefs also is chill

Jedi shit

[stable wren]

Limitations was nerfed btw

Goals and Variety too

If your wondering, Minerals means he can control whatever elements on the periodic table

And he can hard reset elements, and manipulate their rules and how they work

[rancid reef]

god of sin?!?!?!?!?!

god of weather must be really easy to bring in disciples for the king of church

bring down some lightning whenever you wanna make a point

[wheat brook]

Being the poop god has to be easy too

Just make people need to poop at inconvenient moments

[stable wren]

In War of the Gods

He was described as Gia [goddess of war] biggest rival

The whole area of their battlefield was a massive hurricane, multiple tornadoes, and thunderstorms, Gia was forced to be defensive.

That was told in the first story

[frank citrus]

I'm guessing this month

[stable wren]

Goddess of Sin the only Goddess that doesn't want to have war, and she genuinely loves all of her siblings and is overly protective of her twin brother Afterlife, the last war ended when she sealed herself

[rancid reef]

what's the sin part then

[stable wren]

She is able to grant and remove sins from multiple people, this will forget or create false memories of everyone involved

Godddess of Sin felt every sin that her sibilings were committing, and she sealed herself upon a deal. She'll remove all of her brothers and sisters sins, and they'll never have war again.

[wheat brook]

I got brownies

[rancid reef]

interesting

[stable wren]

but for some reason

Goddess of Sins abilities, don't affect Azure

this is because of one thing

she is so fucking foul that she isn't affected by good morales or good deeds, even removal of her sins are ignored

[rancid reef]

so she is like made of sin

can't be removed

[stable wren]

she the goddess of lust and desire

she holds no morales because she only knows, yk what

[spark quartz]

hello my child

[bitter path]

"My friends died, i want you to go to the hospital filled with powerful zombies to find the paper of people who died, i just want to check is there any of my friends"

This shit is so buns

[stable wren]

Goddess of lust won, a 1v18, she is broken

[rancid reef]

hello there

[rancid reef]

who were the 18

normal dudes plus gods or are there lots of kids

don't answer that last one

[spark quartz]

bro thinks hes obi wan

[rancid reef]

obi two is taken

\

[stable wren]

18 gods and goddesses

all of her sibilings greatly dislike her

Even the goddess of sin tried to box her

but honestly, I would call it more of a 31v18 than anything. Azure, 30 kids jumped in after Azure already weakened them

[hardy mirage]

god of apathy who immediately demotivates anyone within a radius

[stable wren]

Azure does that

but she made all 18 gods and goddesses pissed off, so much that they couldn't think straight and swung wildly and didn't use any of their abilities

the 4 goddesses, Lust, war, Fire, and Humanity, and then the god of stars are old as fuck

Azure, goddess of lust. Just sort of proved combat skill > broken powers

Controlling emotions is broken

[untold wraith]

I got weed Brownies

[untold wraith]

Yeah if you looked at the official halfsword Twitter page they posted that production was halted and will remain so until late November to early next year.

Didn't really explain why

[topaz tree]

what am i reading

manderdingus

[untold wraith]

I am suffering from ass burgers

[topaz tree]

IM SORRY

DID HE JUST SAY HJIS LAST NAME IS BURBGGER

[hasty epoch]

ich bin ein

[drifting stirrup]

@untold wraith

[wheat brook]

All the stars in moootionnn

All the stars in moootiooonn

[rancid reef]

arma 3 is calling me.........

[glass gyro]

arma 3 is peak

[hasty epoch]

wish I could play arma without my laptop throwing a fit

pretty sure it takes up like 200-400gb on my laptop bc i may have some dlcs and have a few mods

[vale lintel]

one of my friends blocked me because one of his friends told me his phone number

[rancid reef]

gg

[rancid reef]

yeh that's about right

[hasty epoch]

its also like loading arma takes

10 mins atleast

[prime brook]

Man remember when Squad wasn't UE5

[rancid reef]

they did just make recoil way better

you can do everything twice as fast

[hasty epoch]

i dont know tbh, I got it some time in 2024 and the last time i played it was 2months ago

I need a healthier laptop to play it with i think

[prime brook]

It used to be better, but then they switched to UE5

"WE NEED TO RUIN OUR GAME'S PERFORMANCS FOR THAT SWEET SWEET 5% GRAPHICS BOOST"

[hasty epoch]

ohh

yeah

i played it more in like march of last year

[rancid reef]

they most definitely deoptimized it with the update for sure

very very recent they changed up the recoil a ton

[hasty epoch]

sucks

[rancid reef]

go watch av vid somewher

e

[hasty epoch]

brings my mind to mgsv

beautiful optomisation

and then they

abandon the engine entirely

atleast i believe they did

[untold wraith]

Ksp 2

[wheat brook]

Hentaivirus is spreading

Hantavirus

Mb

[drowsy finch]

uewfger'

ghrg

https://tenor.com/view/heisenberg-gif-26295668

[hardy mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/pitbulls-car-wholesome-cute-gif-gif-13225761537012415046

[wheat brook]

If a fucking dog deconstructed my car I would kill it

[fossil thistle]

What if the dog that deconstructed your car is cutest creature you've ever seen

[teal narwhal]

i've never seen an ugly dog so its assumed this is true

[indigo grail]

Deconstrucnut

[indigo hare]

Thats nutty

[swift carbon]

☺️

So heart warming

[hardy mirage]

if i saw you in my kitchen i would use a contraption to shoot rusty nails between your ribs

[frank citrus]

why the fuck would they do that

im a dog person and its getting harder and harder every day

these mfs need to get their shit together

[hardy mirage]

out of the goodness of their heart

[frank citrus]

lets destroy the nearest unattended car for no fucking reason woof

oh

[topaz tree]

sup

[frank citrus]

i got played

[frank citrus]

hi

LEVI COLLABED

[indigo hare]

It’s not for no reason

[frank citrus]

what else

people pusher moai

[indigo hare]

A baby was trapped in the car and they were desperately trying to get it out

Don’t judge a book by its cover

[frank citrus]

theyre pitbulls moai why else would they try to access it