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why??????
Where do you get mods
nexusmods
Because i got it 2 days ago
Are the boxing gloves cosmetic or does it have different physics when u punch?
you can refund it up to 2 weeks ago?
it has different physics
do you havem ore than 2 hours on the game
its it's own weapon
Yeah
okay
More damage or what can u expect from the gloves?
multiple
trying to find the perfect mod for just fist fighting ngl
since the EA removed that game mode from free play
theres a way to do this still
but you ahve to edit save
And does nexus mods work on the demo
theres like alot of buff mods in nexus
some of em, yeah
you can try to make a mercenery that just has nothing but pants and when you go to train with him thats basically fist play
I see
if you have the swords for everyone mod, you can edit it to give everyone fists as weapons
or really any weapon you want
@steel iron as a person who slams people, do u have any tips to give me
I should've not bought half sword
hmmmmm
idrk
is there a mod strictly for fist fighting? I find it hard to get the perfect middleground of damage sliders for fist fights. Either they take no damage or just get koed by one punch
nah
Any suggestions or nah?
ig try to get them as weak as possible
or try to fight against beggars or commoners
they get really easy to fling around
yeah true
nah not yet
Even then their are shirts that make me let go automatically from their grip
also when lifting upwards in EA make sure to extend your arms
yeah!! I do that
yea i hate that
yee
and if you want to fall on purpose you can hold space while looking up as far as possible
whiel having your arms extended
ohhh okay
thank you
its kinda slow tho
how are u extending arms
alt
double clikc or alt
Oh shit ok
like this
What damage slidsrs do u guys play on
Middle
i personally set the player damage to lowest and enemey damage to a smidge lower than the middle
somwehre below the shoulders and throat
or just the lats and chest
have u tried the abdomen or the ass?
ive tried the abdomen
i only grab ass when their only on the floor
the ass is the most easiest
i like to wrap my arms around their legs
instead of jsut
grabbing the knee
but yea it works sometimes
grabbing the hip also works if you do tosses
liek this
Alright anyways goodnight
when you edit something ridiculous with the intention of it being made as stupid as possible
enjoy
can we ban @gloomy crest already
laser fx
chill bro damn
jacobs ladder in hs
time to google what this means
W ref
thats one gigabyte
but ehhhhh ive seen bigger mods
my map pack COMBINED is 1.9 gb i think
idr
😭
now THAT is cool
imagine if half sword was under 6 gb and the only difference is that slums didnt exist
no the difference would be that forest doesn't exist lol
😭
id gladly play if both didnt exist
EXTREME SSD
😔
slums is pretty tho
i like slums cuz its pretty
the map itself really isnt
they couldve made a cliff map
that opens into a forest
the map when its sunny is so good man
and has the camps in the distance like slums
itd be 1 map and itd genuinely play better than both
that's lighting
doesnt go against my og argument
slums is stil really pretty imo
speaking of i'm pretty good at lighting
youre also as good at optimization
no offense
They should have made a map thats the aftermath of a giant battle, dead bodies all over the place etc
They should have a map with poop everywhere and you have to roll in it to win
i just beat shadow the hedgehog on kiss your ass goodbye mode without taking a single bit of damage
that would be neat
every body would have hair physics though for some reason
shut the fuck up you gross ass cretin
Its like a little kid that wants someone to say, yes good drawing.
i have so many things to do i feel like a sim with a bunch of queued up tasks
Can relate.
gotta keep my money in order so i can buy that sword and then i gotta find my copy of moby dick and i gotta finish the game i've been coding and i gotta sand and oil my armor and swords and i gotta organize some of my comic books and i gotta take finals and i gotta put some money aside to go half and half on a warhammer starter kit ET CETERA.......
Sounds like a bunch of gottas ngl
i always feel like if i miss a single thing i ever have the intention of doing and havent actively dismissed from my ambitions i will haunt this earth after my death
make a list, and then further subdivide that list, and check off things that you do
i dont know what it is but as soon as i make a list my motivation dies
its like the upkeep of juggling it all in my head is part of what keeps it manageable
im only rendering a few at a time
more the momentum than it is the notion of needing to do it then
i have soo many unfinished scratch projects
usually small things i eventually want to put together elsewhere
i'm too much of a screenrotting chud to ever actually make a proper game though
me am code text based rpg
i'm working on sprites and animations and stuff for a game i'll never make/finish
I loved the Sallet
pet peeve of mine when people use "hung" instead of "hanged"
they shouldn't be used interchangeably
even though they mean the same thing, they feel different
hanged specifically means noose
"he was hanged" makes sense but "he was hung"
mean big penis
lmfao
hi i think there is art scammer in this server
someone from here messaged me and saying that they are broke and stuff like that
I FUCKING LOVE CORRECTING PEOPPLE ON THIS
but their art is suspicious at best
when LYRICS and POETRY and whatnot gets it wrong i want to KILL!
Open up a #modmail and send a screenshot
thx
sometimes the instrumental of certain songs are just so much better than the full version
lyrics can ruin a good groove
i think the lyrics and the delivery adequately deviates and then subsequently meets the instrumental enough to work very well
fair, but there are some that i feel are near objectively worse with the lyrics attached
lemme find one in particular i'm thinking of
it just sounds offtune and weird
in some parts it works and in others it really doesn't
silverchair's good
i like them
less their new stuff but still
like with any other band, the rawness is lost with time
love most of the pre-2000s foos but anything after is extremely hit-or-miss
What bappened to the game
its called microtonality, snob
you wouldnt get it... heh.....
typical normie......
what
"normie"? In 2026 🥺 😭
what
?
Sorry, I accidentally clicked on your message 😭
Não acredito kkkkkk
no need to apologize
Qual a chance cara?
it being triple T instead of the angel has dire implications about the last frames
i will be protected under the wings of orwell 9
tung tung god
one of the best memes OF ALL TIME
ai in general is evil but triple t and meowl get a pass
I think meowl is photoshop
ai suck but if i dont laugh at the memes then the polar bear that got squished into a red froth to grease the sharp white cogs of empire went to waste
it is?
yeah
ah
huh
i've seen it animated by ai so many times that i just assumed it was ai in and of itself
yeah
what yall know about chicago sanitation
nothing
Watchyall know about horse hoof cleaning and trimming videos
cabbit doesnt though
cabbit fucking sucks and the people watching cabbit content are genuine mentally ills
this is ball
BALL knowladge i say
trashy my goat fr
i looked at a comment section under a vid and like all of them seem like cabbit is a cross breed of a rabbit and a cat or that it was a surgery or something and they seem genuine abt it
im not kidding its prob in my feed cuz of my ex
I find it hilarious you got completely ignored
It’s funny because I was also ignored in the other chat so I guess im just a huge piece of shit, im going to leave discord forever
I hate everyone who’s not me
🖕
Pass the mod role before you do
Okay but only if you promise retaliation against those who wronged me
In my way
forgot to show yall that the laser casts light too
what the hell is that
bro's cain
orbital laser
there's a fencing club about four hours away that is doing monthly paid fighting demonstrations and our club has been selected as one of the ones to be allowed to participate
is this my big break as a hedge knight ?
No
half sword 2 before half sword 1
what
no
i have to build supersonic shit 1500
this is amazing
the story behind this is that
the singer was wrongfully sentenced to jail
i know the story
oh
🤝
If only I could watch it
sucks to suck ig
is that peanutbuttergamer
maybe
If storks were discovered in 1822, how are we here???
Erm were you born before 1822 jack*ss? That's how..
😮😮😮
because i said so
?????
yo sam was this sort of armor used?
What the
Sam was this armor used?
And who used this?
sam is this armor
most mature halfsword discord conversation
armor
sam is this
Ham Sammy
jingling keys
sam sam samuel samuelito
Ahh got me there😂
sam sam sahu r
Saturn
Of
ofsaturnsam
Oh.. Sam..?😬
Sam is ness theory
hi
There’s a burger in vegas
ragebait
its an illustration based off this fresco in San Gimignano and some hybridization with these effigies' depictions of cuir bouilli (last one is very small and cant find a bigger one rn)
its a late 13th century thing, onward leather only serves as supplemental protection (mainly for the lower limbs)
and mainly in italy
Very cool!!!!
no your mom
fuck it im releasing the airstrikes mod
woah that’s like tung tung

me and rali are finally doin big work on the verse that we are creating 🔥
MAKE A GC
MAKE A GALACTIC CONQUEST
my fellow half swordsmen, I have become a father
MAKE A GREEN CUBE
the one me and Rali are making, is a BIT controversial so
idkkk
CONGRATS MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
must feel great
i hope u guys have a wonderful family life
W fathers
i am ready!
Mannn 9 months and I have a little mini me
Gotta teach him how to play half sword…
awesome
i can take no for an answer
otherwise im cool with anything
the main villain might, either get drawn FIRST
or get both the mc and villain drawn at the SAME time
Yes.
R U GOING OFF ON A TANGENT
INVITE MEEEEEEEEEEE 😢
WE EVEN HAVE A MOTIVE FOR THE VILLAINNNN
Yed.

He’ll Yeah
me and my friend played split screen online
through parsec
it was marvelous
and i believe using a similar framework
to that of parsec
would be dubiously fitting
for a 1v1 mode
in half sword
we both had to use controller tho
but another point is im on linux he's on windows
and still works
Does anybody know the name of the code of the player's muscle? I need to edit something
yeah its cuz only one of u guys is actually running the game
its cool that parsec is compatible across OS though
you need to use trumank save editor and put ur progress.sav in it
i cant host from linux tho
only join windows
Thanks
and the only reason we're both controller is cus his steam had an issue with controller mapping in half sword, so in split screen both controller and m&k were controlling player 1
and windows has alot of apps for controller going to m&k mapping
Right now I'm using "Uesave editor", does that matter or not?
so u could definitely do both using keyboard
its what i used too
dm me if u want
i will send screenshots of the steps
or follow yt tutorial brotha mane
any one of those work
make sure to turn off steam cloud saves
btw
game dead
what happen
why update go
is a million dorra enough to abandon a game
update eventually
update this month
update right now actually
Update this year
im updating the game this instant
Thanks mate
whats like the timeline for it then
like will a roadmap be set up at some point? cus i've heard alot of timeframes by now
Oh shit is that fucking spaghetti
Yum
Obviously, the one and only spaghetti
yeah those are mine
didnt download that one tho
Sorry but i am going to have to eat you mr spaghetti
maybe airstrike mod
It’s the only way
its impressive what ur doing
Go ahead, I don't really feel pain when im getting eaten
what happens airstrike in cellar smitor
Then where is the fun in being eaten 🙄
the only ones that work in cellar are the bomb and the nuke
how do u choose
from when u edit save file and have item id?
or is it randomised which bomb come
theres one weapon, you aim and hit the numbers 1-5 depending on what airstrike you want
oh thats better than some other mods
keybinds wise
the pistol i use is J to fire
dont like so much
yeah thats chromes pistol mod
and the audio isnt linked so its loud no matter what
thats the case with mine too, for some of them at least
oh i know why
i could change it at any time its just that the drop off isnt enough
it gets too quiet with loud things
neat
have u spoke to franky knives
before
he my favorite dev
and he underappreciated
no i dont think i have
dang
If you dont download smitors airstrike mod, you smell like poo
I didnt download my mod off of nexus
You uploaded it youre exempt
Imma download it, never gonna install or use it. Cause I dont do mods
But imma download it.
Wait up do i need an account just to download it? Sad times.
@teal narwhal
Fun fact: He has an actual name but he's old as shit so nobody remembers it only his purpose
Probably because he lives in a white box on viltrum's moon
cotton candy clouds
W
yo
restock
its my game
what better kerbol
And science autopilot
Makes kerbol all white
Makes it look like a real sun
also im too poor to get volumetric clouds 5
I can give you
If you get better kerbol
really
Yes
ok the answer is yes
no insurance hangups about my age + carpooling with a clubmate
Thank you
anytime
very much want to read this
Wassup nerd
Sick!
im carpooling with a clubmate two hours away to do exhibition fighting (so basically doing crowdwork, pretending to be a knight, pretending to be a part of a fake faction, being lenient for the sake of entertainment) and they have a trebuchet and small scale mock sieges going on, all the food and drink is on the house AND we get paid at the end of the day
That's cool af wot
im getting paid like 100 bucks to sword fight for two hours
Worlds
Most free 100 bucks
I fucking love tis boss
Life... is good
Hell yuh
hitting an attack that also parries feels so nice
Bro be masterstirkeing
wuh?
oh
I also love using half sword to slit people's throats
wth is this stance xd
I was swapping to halfsword grip and this muppet charged me
HI
Watch The Draw defense by hotshot7601 and millions of other Half Sword videos on Medal. #halfsword
Thing in japan:
?
It's just called parrying 
It evolved and it has hands now
nothing, the armor itself is sentient
@frank citrus just, SOME of the current villains. Alll wipppppppp
I love meisterhau
Nah meisterhau is its own technique
1 minute and 40 seconds of braindamage
Dare I say the clockwork fauna does get you quite hum drum past the witching hour
your mom
so gay
Nothing beats lunch break and a cold pepsi max
someone should make a rayman style game with this guy as the main character
you look chill as fuck
any updates recently?
ez tank fight
tank
So this is what is above Baron tier...
Why thank you
Scrumblo “Spingus”, the evil
👀
ITS OUT??
why dont the devs wanna talk to us nemore 🙁
i showered 🙁
baron done i showered
talk to us now please
or will not shower.... in protest...
soon™
oh god im gonna be stinky 😩
The entrenching tool is such a versatile tool
It can be used as a bottle opener, shovel, weapon and a saw
Also a pick
How can it possibly be a weapon you may ask
The saw side can make hurty holes on people
The main pointy side can stab
And the bottle opener part can possibly disarm small knived
knifes
knives
And the pick
Just stabby
And it can have quite a concussion if you ask me
Yeah i dropped it last night
I thought halfsword updated 😭
I checked the discord server so fast 💔
How do I change my weight on a sav file editor? (I use Uesave editor) Also, when I'm trying to found my weight. I just find my height and that, I don't know how to change it. If someone know, could they tell me how to? Pretty please
its in root
ur weight is between 0 and 1 usually
same as height
look for a 0. something
Y'all I had like 30 dollars saved on my vr headset only for beyond sandbox to be trash so I never bought it. What do I do with that 30 dollars?
get bonelab
Bonelab
There's a mod that replicates it pretty sur
Called beyond saving
I think
It's called beyond sandbox
You know there's a game leagues better than beyond sandbox
And you don't need a headset
It's also physics based but to get guns youll need to mod it
It's called Half Sword made by the Half Sword Games development team
(link in description)
its called garrys mod
look at this squid
Could be that 2
I played 90 squid for this!
get bonelab
half life alyx
Chat I alr have bonelab 😭
bone works?
Blade en sorcery?
I already have bonelab, I don't think I need to get boneworks
boneworks has the story juice
I also already have that lol 😭
Hmm
What is there to play in vr now
Bloodtrail?
I know, but theres also a bonelab mod that just adds the boneworks story
Maybe idk
Guy looks like willie
I think it’s like ready or not but in vr
I guess
so... body cam?
When update
I figured duolingo language was a little underwhelming so i do the chess
can we play rn
ches
i am low elo idiot (i lied)
duolingo is fucking ass
For language yes
But chess pretty good
It taught me forking n stuff
gothamchess taught me that
AND HE SACRIFICES.. THE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i know 10 moves into a line of the sicilian defence
Idon have one let me make one real quicke
done?
TheSuperSoniDiTo
Sure
u i challenged u
How to use this website
Don
We went from an update every 2 days to not a single update in 2 months
Guess I'll check back in a year
Is there a dog breed named Spingus
They have dog names
you're getting cooked so hard bro
I cry 😢
I schleep
Dog breed = their personality and traits
The first villain to die is named Great Dane, which has a lower life expectancy
She also is the only female in the whole gang
Who died
i thought her name was great dane..
How come in the abyss I’m going against zombies instead of humans?
cuz theyre people youve killed
Nickname
Camine "Great Dane"
Only female and first death in the gang
I just downloaded the game I haven’t killed anyone yet 😭
why did you pick abyss first
this new one piece chapter sucks ass
I saw a streamer do abyss so I just decided to do it first
this can't be one piece, if it was one piece this entire interaction would be stretched over 4 pages with shots repeated at different angles
You'd still read it tho
yes absolutely
when it gets adapted to anime its instead 1 minute of shots repeated at different angles
flashback inserted in there every 10 seconds or so
can u make chainsaw
i had a dream they did some weird shit
and i was playing the game
with guns
going against rusty armored men with boomerangs
and in fights
its just the two screaming for like
20 seconds
god forbid its a zoro fight
10 minutes of him getting the move ready, for it to be repeated 500 times
it randomly cuts to blackbeard on pirate island
this is just modded half sword
i took melatonin last night and had a bunch of weird ass dreams
Mr "Everything cool is offscreen, ZEHAHAHAHAH"
the weird dreams are the best
once had a dream when i was really young about mini t rexes that got eaten by a girrafe
the true villainly is Blackbeard shitty writing
mr. "humanity's dreams will never end", proceeds to not fulfill his dreams for 10 years
i had a dream where i was in middle school and my teacher was a skinwalker teaching the class
that sounds terrifying
it was super weird but scary dreams are kinda fun
and then i literally realized i was dreaming at one point but ignored it
leave oda writing alone!
dude idk why, but i literally realize im dreaming but instead of taking over i just made concious and logical desisions in my dream situation
he was too busy defending Kenshin creator
the consequences of writing a story for 20 years
atleast vegapunk showed up
one pace
that means blackbeard will show up in atleast 10 years from now
be vegapunk
Get hyped up
Do nothing
Die.
Vegapunk was a narrative device
blackbeard is too busy being complete and utter fodder
I rly hope he does some cool shit later on
like pelase
i found it a breath of fresh air after wano since all they did in that arc was go HEY GUYS LOOK AT THE COOL SAMURAI for 900 years
the coolest thing about Wano was giving Zoro a lot of lore
dont you LOVE the nine red scabbards?
and how he was a descendant to Ryoma and he was actually Kuina cousin
and gear fifth but it was done really shittily in the story
retcon into sun god fruit now
the fact he had to die to first
I love one piece
but luffy has insane plot armor 😭
Impel Down level plot armor
most enteraining parts is watching Sanji and Zoro fight
because they get their asses kicked sometimes
and barely make it out
by just outsmarting their enemy
but then Luffy gets saved by random Fuckaroo 9000, then we get 20 minutes of the cast running
luffy v Doffy was peak
luffy runs up stairs for a year to die and get his fruit retconned into boring sun god fruit
I am so hype for the One piece reboot
that gives it better animation
and also better pacing
bro the live action has such good pacing
a whole arc is done in just a SINGLE episode
youtuber
the fucking anime took 50 episodes sometimes to finish ONE ARC
??? :😭
i haven't gotten around to it but ive heard its good
one hour episodes
and goes over whole arcs
youtuber
discordian
??? 😭
person
Resident
are evil
Some real invincible shit
i avoided it initially because i was wary of other live action adaptations
like that cowboy bebop one
but now its piqued my interest, im probably gonna watch it soon
Most are really bad or have worse writers and shit so it's just not good
It's the same way disney is making live action sloppy toppy
the actors are hand picked by Oda
and Oda personally is watching over far as I know
thats a good sign
the actors are supposed to represent the nationalities of the characters and such in one piece
and its awesome
i did like how the cast looked
rip tung
funny enough
Nami is supposed to be Swedish
yet her actor is American
idk thought it was funny
i think only Robin actor is actually the same nationality as her character
which is only her far as i know
did the devs give up on the game
no
not under my watch
They are making it seem like they did lol
Ted more like
Bread
Cause ur soft
I can’t find a meme for it but imagine a gif of someone from 60 days in saying “soft as cotton”
Me when discord shits itself
Discord is dying
worst than the last one 💔
fr
i havent checked up on this game in a while, has the issues with performance been fixed?
No
I somehow got my game to run over 140 fps
how?
so ummm any word when the next patch will be?
it'll prob be this month
uuuh well thats exciting news cant wait
if it isn't this month im gonna eat my hat
this was just awesome
I'll watch
what the hell is even that?
looks like half sword but a kar98 with bayonet and orbital laser?
DAMN and i try playing the demo and it runs at 12 fps
its halfsword with a m1 carbine with a bayonet and an orbital laser
close enough
People said that last month
no they said that a month from now
is it a circle
It is something that consists of a circle
is it two circles?
Colder
half a circle?
Colder
is it circular in nature
Well yes, its made of a circle but it isn't just a circle
Its a circular kind of item
is it one of those things you put drinks on
idr the name
A plate thingy?
No, but closer than a circle
It can be quite valuable
how is it valuable if you can 3d print it
The item itself is valuable, not the 3d printed one
so the 3d printed one would be a mock of it?
is it a recreation of a sculpture perhaps?
Well yeah
This is no singular item
Its an item usually given to people
would you end up combining the items later?
or is it just multiple seperate items
has anyone found the full black fit yet?
i got everything but the chest and the boots >,>
Hm? Its a singular thing
??? you just said it was no singular item
Its not a singular like sculpture of something that there is only one of
oh ok
It doesn’t exist
trophy?
It can depend on the occasion, it can either be a cheap thing you can get in a store or an item worth millions
Though I am a notoriously giant liar and massive piece of shit in general, no im not lying
You are so close
a medal
wellp im sad now
i spend so much gold refreshing to finally find those last two pieces
If you really want blackened im pretty sure theres a replacer mod for blackened finish, but it applies to everyones armor
Ill get back to yall once it's done, gonna look pretty cool
how tf was a cup placemat thing closer to a medal than a circle?
a medal is literally a circle
Great self reflection boi
Hi 😊
I figured u meant like a circular one
I saw something like that
well they are both circular
Hi klungo!!😊
Update
Yooo that looks sick!!
Thanks brother it took me a while to get here but now I accept that I am a terrible person and I will destroy everyone if it means I gain from it
That's the fucking spirit my man
Also nice name change, I guess you changed it specially for that guy called "men" ?
Gonna be an interesting lil thing once it's done
My 2nd ever print, huge upgrade from a little cube
what u makin
A little medal with a 1 on it
Figured id do something quick and basic
oh I next make half sword logo
I hate men. Men is the reason for everything bad in the world
@sage steeple you heard it
it's your fault
Oh you mean that men
your fault
alt
it so hard to
Yes, who else?
like dexter
Is it also hard to finish your thought before hitting enter
grab newck or arm or whatever
its so hard
nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you gotta weaken them first
their arms and legs
smack em around
oh well
whose that ugly mfer?
UGLY?!
Ur so jealous of his unstoppable style
I am not jaelous of someone I do not know
Until just a minute ago this persons image has been printed in my brain so how could I be jaelous?
and like
It’s Corbin or Spooky Black, my favorite music artist who posts incredible pictures like that sometimes
what is it? Corbin or Spooky Black?
2nd ever print progress
At the time of those pictures it was spooky black. Nowadays it’s Corbin
so he changed personalities over the years?
Yeah he doesn’t try to dress like a 90’s r&b singer anymore now he just looks like some average guy
I mean I know a guy called Joji, formerly known as Filthy Frank or Pink Guy
His music got a lot better too
Yeah lol im old enough for his original days
I fucking loved his older days.
That was peak Youtube
literally the golden age of Youtube
It’s crazy sometimes seeing people who never knew theyre the same person
I mean they couldn’t know really
Mindblowing right
If they’re young enough
Fucking MaxMoefoe, Anything for views, Filthy Frank and IDubbbz in the same room was peak content
Idubz is a massive tool nowadays
Yes!
Max and Chad doing coldones is fun content tho
but iDubbbz indeed a tool
This is so awesome!
Is it? It sounds very intriguing! 😮
The ability to create whatever you want is crazy
I bet!!😆
Yes! But it’s very heavy so you need at least 4 people to use it
How long are you going to put up with this act Stizz?
Hm?😅
Stizz has multiple personalities
Yup
I’m no good at acting, I have tried out for ventriloquism though
Loollll just joshing😂
You just have to catch him when he’s not in one of his angry ones
Puppets freak me out a bit😅
Loll you’re silly, I just get hangry😅
lolll😂


