general-catfish-🐱🐟

[indigo hare]

Can you make a laser shoot out of your hand

But like dbz kamehameha

So blue I guess

[teal narwhal]

possibly

[zenith hearth]

Made some slight changes

[teal narwhal]

im making a shotgun after i release airstrikes but you are like the 3rd person to ask me to make a laer weapon

[indigo hare]

Can you force it to be used with both hands only?

I look forward to your work

[indigo hare]

I think you should add bigger buildings owned by corporations and then force the citizens into a very small slums section where you do not give them healthcare, food, or good wages, and then lie to them about how everything is actually going really good

[high briar]

And food that is made out of missing miis

[zenith hearth]

No, I'm not gonna do a capitalism

[indigo hare]

That is why you are weak and not a billionair

[zenith hearth]

Don't need to be

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/jerry-meme-tom-and-jerry-meme-jerry-points-get-a-load-of-this-guy-this-guy-gif-11384860625931393733

Bro is a bad ceo

You should take a pay raise, by lowering the pay of your workers

[teal narwhal]

raise the rent of the family of 4

[indigo hare]

The single mother of 3? I think you should increase the rent by about $700 a month

Value of the property

You understand im sure

[solemn pebble]

tips were touched in this chat

[teal narwhal]

a child is priceless, which is why im raising your rent to match that

[solemn pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-touch-tips-gingerly-swords-honor-gif-16113463235794328279

[indigo hare]

You were born for this role

Apply immediately

For landlord

[solemn pebble]

all u need to be a landlord is latex white kills paint and some caulk

[teal narwhal]

i put a prompt injection in my application for the ai's reading them so now i get accepted into all of the jobs ever

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/ron-bloodyhell-harrypotter-wizard-gif-5327917

https://tenor.com/view/this-mans-a-genius-jack-donaghy-30rock-hes-a-genius-hes-brilliant-gif-21903982

[untold wraith]

Stizz get banned yet

[teal narwhal]

no i am not a genius @quick citrus is

[high briar]

Sir moai of easter what's your opinion on me making you collecting cards

[indigo hare]

No im giving him leniency because he’s funny and entertaining when he crashes out

[indigo hare]

I don’t have opinions only facts

[teal narwhal]

i'd add more vfx tn if it wasnt for my ap test tmrw

[high briar]

Here are my collecting cards

[indigo hare]

I like the tears of rage one

It’s very manly

[high briar]

What if it didnt have tears of rage

What if it was pure rage and gas

[untold wraith]

Lowke just draw ts

[indigo hare]

Oh wait hes just farting

[indigo hare]

Not everyone is at good at drawing as you ok

[teal narwhal]

its all shits and giggles until william halvens sworde makes an ai image of moai giggling and shitting

[indigo hare]

You have your own style, Thats how practiced you are

[teal narwhal]

wheres the rug

[indigo hare]

And I love it

[untold wraith]

Fucking dead

[indigo hare]

It’s very unique

[untold wraith]

Why do you think they lined up

[indigo hare]

Why is bug bigger than snug

[untold wraith]

If a person was named snug you'd feel he'd be a tucked in kinda guy yfm

Bug

Just feels long

[indigo hare]

Stick bug

[teal narwhal]

i love it when npcs get absolutley folded like this

[untold wraith]

You'd casually be scrolling on Twitter and end up on a video similar to something like this

Moai gave me a reason to dump my dog shit drawings my fault y'all

[teal narwhal]

basically any social media ever except youtube

[pearl coral]

hi

[untold wraith]

False

[high briar]

I'm terribly sorry i couldnt resist

[pearl coral]

shade neck a tat and then we're peak

[teal narwhal]

well you ARE capitan misinfo

[pearl coral]

what am i even looking at

[untold wraith]

Example #1

[high briar]

Him

[teal narwhal]

ok

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/ostrichisthenewcat-ostrich-is-the-new-cat-pretty-cat-funny-cat-medieval-gif-8314308815591321829

[teal narwhal]

capitan misinfo next

[high briar]

Negan

[pearl coral]

guys type "ostrich is the new cat" in the gif search

[untold wraith]

@pearl coral ignore the fucked up looking sword

[pearl coral]

and the ASS helmet

FUCK you

just kidding

half

good work

[untold wraith]

Half?

[pearl coral]

half kidding about ass helmet

[untold wraith]

You know who else was half good at art but got rejected

[high briar]

Heh

[teal narwhal]

is this you hitting your daily moderator quote of mentioning half sword

[high briar]

How about half the sword

[teal narwhal]

well youre a minute too late

[indigo hare]

Ur mom?

[teal narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-reaction-flight-reacts-flight-reacts-flightreacts-gif-14526489174047821058

[indigo hare]

Odd, the way she performs is like art

Ha

[pearl coral]

no

[pearl coral]

cease devil

[high briar]

🤖 : Generated image with Captain Mister Info

[teal narwhal]

you next

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/heres-cheers-drink-smile-gif-15189833

[high briar]

It said this thingy

We’re so sorry, but the image we created may violate our guardrails around violence. If you think we got it wrong, please retry or edit your prompt.

[teal narwhal]

what the fuck did you put in there

[high briar]

🤫

[untold wraith]

Who were you thinking of

[teal narwhal]

i was thinking of MY mom

[high briar]

Put my profile there this happened

[pearl coral]

polar bear well spent

[high briar]

Save the seals!!!

[teal narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1480340731808972981/MedalTVHalfSword20260308185936537-tr-edit-ezgif.com-added-text.gif

[untold wraith]

if this next update ain't good AFTER spending a solid $20 like 3 months ago im refunding my pc

[high briar]

I'm refunding you

[teal narwhal]

no dont do that its not the nice thing to do

refund the company that made half sword instead

[high briar]

;refund valve

[high briar]

Half sword games

[teal narwhal]

refund the medival era

[high briar]

But Mr. Medieval will be angry

Cause victorian era is named after queen victoria

And napoleonic era is named after the general and emperor

[teal narwhal]

no i let him know in advance and hes pretty chill with it

ok i sleep now

gn

[untold wraith]

Halfsword devs are currently in the middle of nowhere in that fat yacht they probably just bought

"were working VERY hard for the next update" while sipping a Pina colada

[sour reef]

I love piña

[hybrid granite]

Im gonna ask steam to refund game seer

[indigo hare]

Good

I hope they flip us all off too

[verbal geyser]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1164082942109290676/1500184763519205558/image0.gif

[sour reef]

Why is triple t here

[untold wraith]

Shift ended

Im free

For the next 7 hours

Then i go back

[restive trench]

sorry you gotta work an extra 6 hours

go back to work

[untold wraith]

Thankfully ot isn't required in my line of work

[restive trench]

what do u even work

[untold wraith]

I work for this department called nonya

[restive trench]

never heard of it

[untold wraith]

Sounds about right because it's nonya business

[indigo hare]

You work for the department of losers

[untold wraith]

Gottem

[restive trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1356874329433968793/1370879040180850708/You_have.gif

[indigo hare]

No but really his first thought was department so as much of a joke he tried to make it he definitely works for some department. Probably the department of transportation.

Hes a blue collar worker

No doubt

Yeah that’s right

Stop typing

Because I’m right

[untold wraith]

That is correct

[indigo hare]

So you either work for the Dot or work on power lines

Or construction i guess but probably still the state

[untold wraith]

None

Of those

[indigo hare]

No Youre wrong

I already decided

[untold wraith]

You're)

[indigo hare]

YOURE wrong

Bro is not a mechanic

[restive trench]

he works for the department of justice, hes actually phoenix wright

[indigo hare]

Thats not blue collar though

[untold wraith]

I know too much grammar for that line of work

[restive trench]

whats stopping him from wearing a blue shirt

[untold wraith]

My red shirt

[sour reef]

REAL SHIT

[indigo hare]

Im saying, Youre not a garbage collector, but Youre blue collar, if you don’t work for the state you might lay asphalt

[restive trench]

I SAW THAG EMOJI

[sour reef]

NO YOU DID NOT

[restive trench]

then just switch teams

[untold wraith]

No

[indigo hare]

Stop lying theres only so many blue collar jobs

You just don’t want me to be right

But jokes on you im always right

[sour reef]

I’d rather be a blue collar worker than Canadian

[rugged star]

https://tenor.com/1dbm.gif

[untold wraith]

You want a hint?

[indigo hare]

Yeah

[sour reef]

Glassblowing

[untold wraith]

Fuck you

[indigo hare]

Porn star

[restive trench]

prostitute

[indigo hare]

Thats gotta be blue collar

[rugged star]

lot of things I’d rather be than be from there

[sour reef]

Dubai poop truck driver

[untold wraith]

My name is johny sins

[indigo hare]

My ex wife knew you

[sour reef]

Like what?

[rugged star]

homeless

[sour reef]

Red state or blue state homeless

[untold wraith]

I'll just explain what i do

[hybrid granite]

What the fuck am i clicking

[restive trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1193701175258796076/1493652994321940480/mistorbeast.gif

[rugged star]

blue since drugs

[untold wraith]

Garbage, bathrooms, mopping sweeping.

[hybrid granite]

I accidentily sent moai like 3 friend requests while trying to click out of his profile

[rugged star]

So it’d be worse

[sour reef]

That is too easy

[indigo hare]

Youre a door to door vacuum salesman

[restive trench]

bro was stunned by moai

[sour reef]

If you are a red state homeless you have to fight to survive

[indigo hare]

I ignored all of them

[untold wraith]

anyways im a custodian

[sour reef]

Most wholesome moai interaction

[indigo hare]

You clean up crime?

[rugged star]

depends which one

[restive trench]

so a janitor?

[sour reef]

Montana

[indigo hare]

Thats old school

[untold wraith]

Im not giving specifics as to where i clean but i can tell you im not getting paid that much

[sour reef]

Waffle house janitor

[indigo hare]

None of us are, twin 💔

[hybrid granite]

Yall got jobs???

[sour reef]

No

[indigo hare]

I respect you

[sour reef]

Not in this economy

[rugged star]

I don’t

[restive trench]

ey ey ey censor the j word

[untold wraith]

You fucking got me

[rugged star]

https://tenor.com/bCYRbsIurvM.gif

[sour reef]

I know peak when i see it

[sour reef]

https://tenor.com/view/face-melting-indiana-jones-fire-transforming-gif-12010697

[hybrid granite]

Ok good thing i am not alone

[hybrid granite]

Why are there 2 watermarks for a fucking job aplications

[restive trench]

its not like you can not see it

[untold wraith]

Burp and blow ts into hb's face

[sour reef]

Im actually blind

[rugged star]

don’t ask

[hybrid granite]

Why

[sour reef]

So glad i am blind

[hybrid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/me-making-poop-philb-philb-poop-tweet-chill-guy-chocolate-gif-8977311087441760951

[rugged star]

https://tenor.com/dEJR2OrsV77.gif

[sour reef]

https://tenor.com/view/fadding-homelander-gif-16156538903600882075

[hybrid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-true-meme-you-got-a-point-gif-5446843564642088678

[untold wraith]

Since bobbles is blind i think this is a perfect opportunity to share how much i hate hearts of iron

Genuine poopie dogshit

[sour reef]

Badger is such an amorphous blob

[hybrid granite]

Bro text to speech

[sour reef]

WHAT

its so peak…

[hybrid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/rise-and-shine-cat-post-this-cat-when-its-time-to-rise-and-shine-post-this-cat-gif-5268282055727320465

[rugged star]

never played it

[sour reef]

Play it!

[restive trench]

i played hoi4 once

[untold wraith]

I bet his text to speech doesn't speak Vietnamese

[restive trench]

accidentally started ww2

[rugged star]

I don’t like thinking

[sour reef]

I played it a couple of times

[sour reef]

That tends to happen yeah

[restive trench]

bro probably has 4k hours in it

[sour reef]

1.4k

But

Close

[hybrid granite]

I played hoi4 for like 5 hours as slovakia and i was sweating bullets hoping germany dosent siege moscow

[untold wraith]

Moai ngu vãi lồn.

[sour reef]

erm Slovakia actually doesn’t exist as a nation at the start of the game

[sour reef]

I love pho noodles

[hybrid granite]

Then how can i play as it

[untold wraith]

Good thing that isn't close to what i said

[sour reef]

You can release it

[rugged star]

I was wondering that since that’d be part of the USSR

[sour reef]

I live in a world full of fools

Czechoslovakia.

[untold wraith]

This would have been a perfect your mom joke

[rugged star]

Couldn’t tell you where half of the European countries are

[restive trench]

when i played germany i got all surrounding areas but god forbid i touch luxomburg and the entire world is against me

[sour reef]

My favorite is listenbourg

[hybrid granite]

Listenburg is a country?

[restive trench]

10/10 bleed out spot

[sour reef]

Germany is like baby first videogame

[rugged star]

no

[sour reef]

Real ones play congo

[hybrid granite]

World conquest as somalia

[sour reef]

Yes it is

See it is right there

I cant see bc im blind yk

But you can!

[rugged star]

where tf did you get this map?

[sour reef]

Google maps duhhh

[hybrid granite]

SRBIJA U SLICI 🇷🇸 🇷🇸 🇷🇸 🇷🇸 🇷🇸 🇷🇸 🇷🇸 🦅 🦅

[restive trench]

bro has all the europe dlc

[sour reef]

I love serbia…

[sour reef]

No that isn’t a real map

[hybrid granite]

Yup right there

[sour reef]

The vibes im getting is fake map

[restive trench]

yeah

probably fake

[hybrid granite]

No you just dont see it

[rugged star]

I’ve heard of luxembourg but not listenbourg

[restive trench]

bro didny study geography

[hybrid granite]

Its there

[sour reef]

True i am blind

[hybrid granite]

I need to visit listenbourg

[sour reef]

I heard they have good soup

[hybrid granite]

No my grandma makes the best soup

[untold wraith]

Portugal isn't real fake map

[untold wraith]

False

[hybrid granite]

I dont believe you cause of your username

[sour reef]

Yeah Portugal is made up to sell more sardines

I wonder how moai feels about listenbourg

[hybrid granite]

Im not moai but i like listenbourg

[sour reef]

Honestly best country

[sour reef]

I heard ryanair operates there!

[sour reef]

So have you educated yourself on listenbourg

[hybrid granite]

No they operate with ryan

[high briar]

Brd Wydz Lguge

🤖 TRANSLATING

Bradar what is this

[sour tendon]

bru

[high briar]

Holy shit guys i found this really good physics based medieval game

It’s in early access costs a little much but it’s fun

It’s called Half Sword

[indigo hare]

Is it being updated still?

Or is it more abandonware

[warm pebble]

I heard the devs are pretty silent

But beside that its good already :3

[weary slate]

why does my vallant knight keep falling down like a dumb fucker

genuienly

genuenly

however you spell that word

I try to do anything but my enemies easily can walk into me and then I fall down on my ass or I just fall on my ass by myself

[high briar]

Genuine-ly

[weary slate]

genuine-ly!

makes sense

[unreal bay]

Genuine love you

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/naoya-jjk-jjk-meme-hidoi-na-don't-you-have-a-human-heart-gif-13953441589215131066

[high briar]

Where's the big burger been lately

[lone ore]

I relate 😅

[lavish blade]

your spellbook video got 22k views.

your glock mod video got 119k views.

how do you think i feel?

also again ty for making spellbuch video😁

[lone ore]

I think it may show what exactly people who play half sword are after 😛

[lavish blade]

lmao\

if they want modern warfare bullshit i will give it freely

[lone ore]

& don't forget, I used your modern handgun/rifle mods in that video also 😛

[lavish blade]

i'm pretty sure it was only a small segment tho

what the FUCK is thsi

no

i fucking give up

Vicious Weapon Pack with 100k downloads

what the FUCK

40000 downloads was already fucking wild but now it has more downloads than enhancer, trainer, etc

[lone ore]

& now i'm pretty sure you didn't watch most of it 😅

[lavish blade]

yeah thats my bad i was legit working on fucking tank for half my free time

istg if this tank mod or the spellbook mod doesn't do well i legit don't klnow what to do anymore

[lone ore]

but for real man. shit happens, today it's someone else's work, tomorrow it's yours, then its someone else again etc 😛 it's best not to take the hits from stuff that just happens, you know? 😛

[lone ore]

the only suggestion i'd make with the spellbook if you can is try to make it equipable, rather than a prop. but you're the modder, i've no idea what it takes to do that 😅

[lavish blade]

mb if i'm coming off as whiny but it's genuinely frustruating how luck-based this system is

[lavish blade]

that's planned, but it's funny to see people blast themselves in the face

[lone ore]

maybe two versions? an equipable & a prop one? 😛

[lavish blade]

most ppl would download equipable and nobody will blast themselves in the face 😔

[lone ore]

but you'll get the downloads you seek 😛 so you win either way

[lavish blade]

oh yeah btw the merged wpn bug is cuz you're using a modular wpn for the path replacement

[lone ore]

aye I realised that part way through the video, & thus got the rifle in properly eventualy 😛 but I thoroughly enjoyed my axe/rifle hybrid! 😂

[lavish blade]

any suggestions for my tank mod

[lone ore]

would I be correct in assuming that making guns with working scopes is a nightmare for this game? 😅

[lone ore]

what functionality does it have thus far?

[sage steeple]

I am so lonely

[lavish blade]

no clue

genuinely

[lone ore]

headshots through a scoped weapon (modern or otherwise!) would be dope 😛

[lavish blade]

both the main cannon and the side gun shoots, the side gun pierces willies, the main cannon does area atk, you can rotate the cannon, side gun, and turret, you can move it, and you can run ppl over

[sage steeple]

Can I launch willies?

[lavish blade]

no

[lone ore]

can the willies damage it? are you effectively invulnerable with it? 😛

[sage steeple]

Can I launch you?

[sage steeple]

Stop sticking your tongue out

😳

[lone ore]

i'm eating icecream, give me a break!

[lavish blade]

willies can't dmg it but since the weapons can launch heavy things real far and i have to do a jank solution you CAN die to it if you're really unluckly

[lone ore]

i'll inevitably make a video when the tank releases. & you know me, jank is always welcomed 😂

[sage steeple]

I will throw your ice cream away

[lone ore]

dude, you touch the icecream & i'll throw 'you' away!

[sage steeple]

Jokes on you, I will be with your ice cream and you will be ALONE

[lone ore]

naah I've got Merlin with me

[sage steeple]

Who is Merlin?

[sage steeple]

https://giphy.com/gifs/love-druski-coulda-been-uINTCjd4W6Bborpvnc

I'd say something really awkward but I am not in the heat

I realise this statement is awkward as well

[wanton portal]

sleepy ass cat

why they so sleepy

wake them up

[lone ore]

he's an old man so I let him sleep

[wanton portal]

how old

9 years old?

whats 9 years in cat years

[lone ore]

he's indeed 9, middle aged technically but he also has health problems so, he's an early old man 😂

[pearl coral]

hi

[warm pebble]

Ih

[forest juniper]

Look at those planks connected to planks boyy

[wanton portal]

L4D2 Horror

I shot her bitch ass multiple times

why didnt she die

[gilded steeple]

Have you considered that a submachinegun is a sub-par witch killing weapon?

Witches are pretty tanky.

[wanton portal]

tbf I shot her a decent amount of times

also she reacted instantly

I was behind her

and got startled

[gilded steeple]

You are running a mod designed to be difficult I suppose (Though doesn't that mod also buff weapon damage?)

[wanton portal]

it does

I'm using a "realistic damage mod"

every zombie in the game now can like kill you in 5 seconds or less

[gilded steeple]

I've always found at least in vanilla that semi-auto shotguns are some of the best weapons for killing witches and tanks.

[wanton portal]

I thought the spas was better, no?

[gilded steeple]

The two semi-auto shotguns are borderline identical, spas just has a higher spread.

So I personally prefer the tighter spread on the Benelli.

[wanton portal]

doesn't have that much of a tight spread though

It is still a shotgun

[gilded steeple]

Nope, left 4 dead shotguns are still ultimately videogame shotguns.

Shame, but it is what it is.

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/it-is-what-it-is-it-is-eet-eet-iz-iz-gif-17896182

[gilded steeple]

Which to be fair, for horde clearing the unrealistically high spread is actually helpful.

And L4D is fundamentally a horde shooter.

[wanton portal]

if... you ignore the co-op aspect of it
then yeah it is

[rancid reef]

It's a coop horde shooter

[rancid reef]

Yea it is what it is. It'd be nice to not have to wait until they get so close to start blastin effectively tho

[rancid reef]

Or have different shotguns have different ranges

That'd be nice

Even though still not realistic

[gilded steeple]

Oh yeah, it's why I usually just prefer to run an AK or m16 instead so I can reach out. But when you're playing on singleplayer, some levels like the gauntlet before the final level on Dark Carnival you kinda need the semi-auto shotty.

[rancid reef]

For sure

Shotgun is NEEDED to get through that gate area

Kind of a crazy spawn for zombies to be running out of the safe room

But GG

[gilded steeple]

In my opinion, hardest encounter in left 4 dead.

[rancid reef]

it's very difficult

[wanton portal]

and a throwable of any kind

[rancid reef]

Swamp fever has that thing in the first level that also sucks bad

[wanton portal]

They spawn both at the back and the front

[rancid reef]

Well i don't know about any kind, but for throwing behind you it definitely doesn't matter

Molotov would go hardest if you can get a good hit, but you'd also have flaming zombies which isn't necessarily amazing

[gilded steeple]

My go to for that Dark Carnival level is benelli-m4 or spas (whichever I find first), pipe bomb or molotov, and melee weapon.

[wanton portal]

I've always wonder why bother adding blunt melee weapons

they dont cut a smoker tongues like sharp ones do

[rancid reef]

Funsies

The pan has a very satisfying sound

[gilded steeple]

It's the only difference too from what I know, but it's not the biggest deal.

[rancid reef]

It's usually easier to just shoot the smoker or shoot the tongue rather than switch weapons for me

[gilded steeple]

As long as you're not using knife (abysmal attack range), honestly all the melee weapons are great.

Fireaxe is what I'd consider top tier.

[wanton portal]

meh, a Katana is way faster

atleast

thats what I think

[gilded steeple]

I prefer the arc on the axe.

Wide swings is good for when you're surrounded.

[wheat brook]

Top of the morning

Bro genuinely who even says that

Good morning guys

[torn bobcat]

Theres a scottish youtuber who says that

[wanton portal]

which one.

[wheat brook]

😡😡

you KNOW which one

[languid ruin]

ouuu shiiii 👀

[rancid reef]

It's good, but it feels less impactful

When you swing a fireaxe it's like every swing is meant to chop a door in half

[wanton portal]

You're not one of the COOL kids if you haven't killed someone irl

[drowsy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1366521106940559470/1492020883760349216/ezgif-21d3f4e912fcaf7c.gif

[hollow geyser]

what game is this?

[wanton portal]

Augh!
Ow!
Ugh...

[drowsy finch]

Casualties Unknown

[drowsy finch]

[frank citrus]

how it feels to go from HS to college (approximately, hypothetically, based on observations)

[rancid reef]

Depends on how good you did in high school

[frank citrus]

im barely passing classes

[drowsy finch]

college is so much easier lmfao

[frank citrus]

you think so....

[rancid reef]

It can be for some people because you do feel a ton more free

[neon pivot]

HS was more fun than college

[rancid reef]

You can take 4 classes instead of 8

But there are for sure lesser shits

people don't talk to each other like they did in highschool

And there's also 40 year olds sometimes

[neon pivot]

i lost all the will to study now

idk why

[wanton portal]

yeah that is because Half Sword is a video game

[rancid reef]

Nah it's just procrastination

I never studied

[neon pivot]

i barely passed 1st sem and its not because of the exam difficulty

[neon pivot]

i just saw the server name

but yea i meant high school

[frank citrus]

@drowsy finch these are the clouds i was talking abt btw

[frank citrus]

thats a relief

[high briar]

I recognize this place

[frank citrus]

you play ksp????

[high briar]

I think i made fartemis a tong lime ago

[frank citrus]

oh yeaaa i remember no

w

[spark quartz]

typa shit @untold wraith sends you while saying its peak 😭

[high briar]

I think i’m gonna die in this house

[spark quartz]

accurate representation

[frank citrus]

did they offer him 10 million up front

[high briar]

I dont know but why nobody gaf

The peanut butter shaped man :

[frank citrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1372936312104943720/1476133690324029562/togif.gif

[vast merlin]

tf is willie doin

[quick citrus]

halfsword 2 is here

[rancid reef]

Peak game

Currently i am slowly making a lander/rover combo for minmus

[frank citrus]

W

modded or unmodded

[rancid reef]

The lander is going to land and the rover is on top

So i got a little RCS plus a couple silly low powered separatrons

I put em on 10% thrust and 20% fuel

[rancid reef]

Unmodded for the time being

I gotta get some mods goin, but i've barely landed anything let alone go past the system of kerbin

[quick citrus]

majestic

[teal narwhal]

lore accurate btw

[wanton portal]

what lore

[teal narwhal]

horse

[sage steeple]

When you snort rat poison instead of coke

[sage steeple]

True, horse falling on you was deadly

But Smitor falling on someone would be deadly too

[sage steeple]

Me

[high briar]

You guys are missing out

Listen to polish drill

[sage steeple]

Go get some clothes first. I don't like seeing naked skeletons.

[wanton portal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/717046745149866049/953293253078315099/1c708022-7898-4121-9968-0f0d24b8f986.gif

[quick citrus]

got it launch correctly

needs more POWER

[wanton portal]

what if a Willie like

stabs a horse midair

and turns into a horse sword

[teal narwhal]

make it laucnh at mach 1

[quick citrus]

ok lol

[frank citrus]

lmk if i can help

[quick citrus]

imma give it 8000 horsepower

[sage steeple]

Leave the horse sword out for a month and it will have poison damage

[rancid reef]

I got some fellas i should be able to rely on, but if not imma ask ya. Appreciate it

[wanton portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1394552049034727535/1397808863281156156/attachment.gif

[quick citrus]

hard image

i made it a wand lol

[lavish blade]

wtf is ts lmao

[quick citrus]

HORSE LAUNCHER!!!!!!

arguably my best work yet 😎

well horse wand ig

[bright ember]

Wtf they putting on Tubi😭

There are gems on here tho👀

[bright ember]

You need to add stock horse sound effects

Again, NEED

This is not a recommendation this is a requirement

[quick citrus]

i do plan on adding a goofy horse neigh sound when it fires lol

maybe wizard grunting noises too

[wanton portal]

people use tubi??

I thought that was just a joke

[bright ember]

Crunchyroll took down all of the anime sites what else do I have

[wanton portal]

also wtf is "GTA: Murder City"

LMAO

[bright ember]

Yehehehoo

[indigo hare]

Crunchyroll

Though they’ve been fucking up a lot lately

[quick citrus]

putting yehehehoo as the horse wand sound

[frank citrus]

munar eclipse from the muns surface

not as spectacular as when you are at kerbin

[sage steeple]

What if someone doesn't watch anime.

[untold wraith]

https://youtu.be/94rPNPMwoaE?si=6ULPnkEh1pUajg04 peak

[wanton portal]

I made a thing

[wanton portal]

Luigi's Mansion sound track

[frank citrus]

yo im michael and here my friend trevor you best not visit los santos or we will kill you

[indigo hare]

Then Youre probably more socially adept than me

[bright ember]

I love you

Probably shouldn't have said that my yandere bf is gonna kill me now

Ggs

[neat tundra]

You've also doomed genius to death

[unreal bay]

Best song ever

[unreal bay]

Kuze will win

[sage steeple]

Well that is a well known fact that I am better than you. You are not worse than me.

Haha got em

https://tenor.com/view/macan-laugh-ketawa-tiger-laughing-gif-166321330838718518

[indigo hare]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=k3JM90SnBbI&si=Wn6cpM05S6IrVyOO

https://youtu.be/Cjns5J6We4Q?si=HIt22_wrorYjw-mx

[indigo hare]

This guy is absolutely insane with freestyle

[wintry ingot]

what do we think

[topaz tree]

where can i get lightsaber

[brazen vale]

Well you gotta get a kyber crystal and those are pretty rare

[wanton portal]

Little suggestion

If you ever played L4D/L4D2

[wintry ingot]

i did

[wanton portal]

You should make every interactable in your game like in those games

Glowing when you get near it

[wintry ingot]

oh yeah definetely

good idea mate

[wanton portal]

The default roblox "Press E/F" thing looks really ugly asf imo

But hey, not my game

[wintry ingot]

i mean it's still a good idea

tho i'm not sure how i'll implement custom interactions 😭

[stable wren]

can we name the horse Henry?

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/matpat-peanutbuttergamer-dance-sped-up-gif-9933820472791608642

[stable wren]

this is unfair

for Micheal and Trevor

Kiryu is like more than enough

https://tenor.com/view/kroney-kroneyb-yakuza-yakuza5-5-gif-9957321147658335970

this mf dodged a missile 😭

won a 1v100

and a 1v50

Capable of dodging bullets, and was able to beat a dude who could swing a 1 ton statue one handed

and Majima is equal to Kiryu

[wanton portal]

I thought Yakuza was just a beat em up

Wtf are these feats

[stable wren]

oh and for the record

Majima when he acts insane

he just him holding back

In Yakuza kiwami 2 we see him not hold back in the end of his story dlc, and he canonically destroys a dude with a gun without any damage

[sage steeple]

Trevor tanked missiles.
Can take down like 100 armed police men.
And has cheat codes.

[wanton portal]

Do cheat codes count?

[sage steeple]

Do they not?

[wanton portal]

I mean
It's in the players control and choice
Not a natural ability for the characters

Like Michael's slow down time ability

[stable wren]

https://youtu.be/MJDhFAkU7PY

[sage steeple]

Nah, even in story in the final mission he solos an entire private militia with rifles

[stable wren]

it should be mentioned

the abilities slow mo effect

is just the characters own pov

[sage steeple]

Those are actual abilities as skill. They have that perception so it counts.

[stable wren]

its mentioned in the lamar and franklin gta online dlc missions, that whenever franklin went into slow mo

it was Just franklin suuuuper focused

its the same with Micheal

[wanton portal]

Huh

[stable wren]

but with a gun

[wanton portal]

Then explain Trevor being able to tank anything with his ability LOLS

[stable wren]

thats explained by adrenaline

[wanton portal]

I heard adrenaline does mad shit to you

[sage steeple]

I'd say it is close but I am with trevor and micheal here. These guys actively take out advanced private militia without much effort.

[wanton portal]

But I don't think it allows you to survive getting run over a tank no?

[stable wren]

Kiryu and Majima did the same btw

[sage steeple]

Kiryu and Majima are game characters

[wanton portal]

So are Michael and Trevor?

[stable wren]

what 😭

[sage steeple]

I thought you wouldn't notice

[wanton portal]

LOL

[sage steeple]

Either way, I am with Trevor. Reminds me of that creepy uncle who hits on everyone's mom.

[stable wren]

Merryweather in gta lore in not rly like

trained

Kiryu took out multiple highly trained CIA agents

[wanton portal]

It's a private Militia

[stable wren]

btw, this was in his canonically weakest state

[wanton portal]

I mean, didn't Michael do this too? With GTA's version of the CIA and the FBI?

[stable wren]

those weren't special forces doe

the ones kiryu took out were like

bodyguards for a high ranking CIA agent

[sage steeple]

They are? They are private militia. No one would spend millions on weapons and give them to street thugs. They have best possible weapons availbale in the game (not counting online)

[wanton portal]

Michael and Trevor were also able to steal a super weapon for Trevor's heist that they were planning to sell to the chinese

[stable wren]

in the website for merryweather, they state that the members are either ex-military or completely normal joes off the street

[wanton portal]

Gaurded by Merryweather agents

[sage steeple]

If you know how private milita's are made, they often recruite ex-marines or ex-soldiers from other highly trained units.

[stable wren]

and iirc in one of the gta online missions

they outright state that most members now

aren't even military

[wanton portal]

I haven't played GTAO in a while

[sage steeple]

"Online"

[wanton portal]

It says that?

[stable wren]

gta online is canon

[wanton portal]

Isn't Online canon?

[stable wren]

yes

its after gta 5 storyline

its canon to the main plot

[sage steeple]

Online is in future.
Then I can just wait for Kiryo to be in a graveyard and pull out his bones for a fight.

[wanton portal]

Lester also mentioned the online player in the very first heist

[stable wren]

now, if we are doing gta online mc

[wanton portal]

Online is current year

[stable wren]

than like

everyone is cooked

[stable wren]

gta online is only in like

2017

i think the mansion dlc takes place in 2020

but thats it

not rly future

matter fact, its the past

[wanton portal]

Each online DLC takes place the current year they dropped

So like the contacts dlc was in 2018-2021

[sage steeple]

Nope, it is now in the future

[wanton portal]

With CEO Franklin

[sage steeple]

relative to current dates

[sage steeple]

this

And its private militia, it can detoriate in months. Not only that, the trio cause pretty major damage to them in the story mode itself.

[stable wren]

i looked it up

gta online current year

is 2026

so yeah

[wanton portal]

Yee

Michael also another feat uh

[stable wren]

the pmc in gta story

was miles weaker

compared to the pmc in online

[elder pawn]

tung tung

[indigo hare]

Nerds

[wanton portal]

He burned down the CIA's building in one of the heists just to delete his record

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/matpat-peanutbuttergamer-dance-sped-up-gif-9933820472791608642

[sage steeple]

who?

[wanton portal]

Though I'm not sure how that's helpful against Majima's speed

[wanton portal]

Michael

With Franklin

[sage steeple]

Ah yes

The sniper one

[stable wren]

the pmc in online outright has so much better vehicles, and guns than the pmc in story

[wanton portal]

Is Yakuza like

More goofy

Or serious

[stable wren]

both

[sage steeple]

Better yes but PMC in offline is still amazing for private military

[stable wren]

in terms of irl pmcs and gta merryweather, merryweather has the budget of 5 napkins

there stuff isn't that good

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-trevor-wade-gta-v-trevor-philipps-gif-21185759

[stable wren]

and its something Kiryu and majima have fought plenty of times before

helicopter with guns and missiles? Kiryu fought that.

[sage steeple]

Umm, it is? Just the fact they can operate openly shows that as an organisation they are big. Not only that they gear is good.

[wanton portal]

I'm pretty sure in the last heist
The main Trio of GTA 5 fought... Everyone?

[sage steeple]

So have Trevor and Michael

[sage steeple]

Yes

[wanton portal]

The CIA, The FBI, and The Private Militia

[stable wren]

what we are even scaling here doe

is it just a fist fight

or like

[wanton portal]

Their survivability

[stable wren]

okay then thats 100% kiryu and majima what

[wanton portal]

Question though

You said Kiryu fought 50 people at once

Is that like

A hazing?

[indigo hare]

They all get fucked up by a drug addicted redneck, a slimy conman, and a random black guy

They all suck

[stable wren]

erm

noe

it was a full on jumping

[sage steeple]

I don't care about bugs so your opinion doesn't matter anyway.

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/majima-goro-majima-maji-love-love-love-heart-cœur-gif-5940307744624309180

[sage steeple]

The only true answer.

[indigo hare]

Is that markiplier

[sage steeple]

Anyway, time pass done. Back to sacking Constantinople.

[stable wren]

https://youtu.be/IaY2w3x9bOg

[frank citrus]

trevor michael franklin

[indigo hare]

I prefer my descriptions

[sage steeple]

This is nothing lol. I can take them all down and Kiryu.

[frank citrus]

what abt cute handsome and inspiring

[indigo hare]

I sure am

Thank you

[sage steeple]

YOu think Trevor is cute?

[frank citrus]

yes bro if i was a girl

he has mommy issues

[sage steeple]

You are not mommy material

[frank citrus]

ur welcome my moai

[frank citrus]

yes

im a guy

[wanton portal]

Oh so it was just a jumping

[sage steeple]

Well I am a guy too so I win

k

[frank citrus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1466128747605524755/1466129125193548044/togif.gif?width=750&height=960

[sage steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/hump-gif-18311140

[frank citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/kcd-kcd2-kcd-promo-kcd-2-promo-knight-gif-12909173387285014776

[stable wren]

He also throws a bull

he beats a shark too

while underwater

he beats a tiger...

[frank citrus]

does he beat a dragon?

like, a dragon?

[sage steeple]

Which dragon?

[frank citrus]

the one that looks like a dragon

[sage steeple]

That one or this one?

[frank citrus]

this one

[sage steeple]

Hmmm, I don't think he can beat this one.

[wanton portal]

I thought you said Yakuza was half serious

Half goofy

This is just goofy asf LOL

[sage steeple]

Its full serious half goofy, get your maths right boy

[wanton portal]

Idk I failed math

[sage steeple]

I failed you intentionally

So that you won't surpass me

[stable wren]

https://youtu.be/3HrAYsDc0UQ

[sage steeple]

Why is fighting animals?

Bet he won't beat PETA

[stable wren]

it should be mentioned

canonically

kiryu does all of this untouched

the final bosses are the ones he struggles with in lore

[sage steeple]

He didn't do me untouched

[wanton portal]

Wdym by untouched?

Like

"no damage" type shit?

[sage steeple]

No, the tiger respected his boundaries.

[stable wren]

No damage

[frank citrus]

@stable wren

[stable wren]

In yakuza like a dragon

He summons one

But it's not rly a feat

That's all in Ichiban head

[frank citrus]

THE JOKE IS THAT I SAID "like a dragon"

https://giphy.com/gifs/love-druski-coulda-been-uINTCjd4W6Bborpvnc

[swift carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-gem-alarm-gem-alert-bell-harry-dresden-gif-5419200886822863241

[frank citrus]

😭

[dim summit]

like a what?

[frank citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-downey-jr-huh-what-iron-man-surprised-gif-17639389346286804402

[warm pebble]

DRAGON THESE NUUUUUUUUUTS MUHAHAHAHAHA

[frank citrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1188150040821239850/1313580358377406464/attachment-5.gif

[warm pebble]

Fight me

[frank citrus]

[wintry ingot]

here 🤏

[dreamy mango]

Lewdster!

[warm pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/daj-edge-promotional-video-sword-fighting-pole-fighting-mohr-gif-17688073

[thorn geyser]

So is the game gonna be getting more updates with time?

[echo epoch]

2 months no update 😞
Dead game 😞

[rancid reef]

Who are you

[echo epoch]

(Satire)

[rancid reef]

4 months, mind you

[echo epoch]

What

[thorn geyser]

Your point?

[echo epoch]

Last update February

So 3 months really

[rancid reef]

So 3 i guess

[echo epoch]

But tbh I don’t even own the actual game 😝

[rancid reef]

gg

[echo epoch]

Too much fun playing modded demo 🫡

[rancid reef]

Respectable

[thorn geyser]

Game updates can take a while so I really don't mind, just wish we at least saw some posts from the devs being like "here's what we have in store for the future of our game, here's what we wanna implement and fix, here's what we have in mind after getting every piece of baron armor, etc", though I don't mind them focusing on optimization

[thorn geyser]

Unfortunately I'm too stupid to mod

[rancid reef]

Unfortunate

[steel gust]

did they not do this thru the entirety of EA? idk why they stopped now

[echo epoch]

I don’t have like custom mods or anything just a modded launcher

[steel gust]

i feel like every month or so they'd post and let us know what they're working on or what's upcoming

[echo epoch]

Yeah I think dev updates would def help the life of the game

But they probably just upload that stuff to the steam news for half sword

[thorn geyser]

Nah it's been dead there too

All they post is optimization updates

[thorn geyser]

Have a great evening Doctor Jeffrey, I'm going to work as we speak

[echo epoch]

That’s really all it needs from what I seen

[thorn geyser]

Nah, once you beat the baron there's literally nothing to do

[thorn geyser]

||You get a piece of armor from beating him, and a new piece per fight but after that each fight just drops all of it at once again, even restarting makes you keep some of your rank progress like who you can and can't fight||

[wintry ingot]

chat i need cooking advice

[lime harness]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-meme-meme-funny-hs-gif-4014222138429289742

[wintry ingot]

i am making tortillas with chicken bits , corn , cheese and BBQ sauce , anything else i can add to make the tortillas more filling?

[indigo hare]

Yeah a tortilla

[rancid reef]

Mostly just chairs and beehives and shit

[rancid reef]

Why bbq sauce

Sounds cursed

[indigo hare]

Bros never heard of bbq chicken

[rancid reef]

Maybe not in a tortilla

[indigo hare]

Half yank alright

[rancid reef]

I'm using all my energy to poo rn so can't think

[wintry ingot]

proof

[rancid reef]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-gif-26826812

[wintry ingot]

mine better

[rancid reef]

Well yeah this is like 20 year old tile or something

[wintry ingot]

@indigo hare can we have a tile flexing channel

[tranquil coral]

Found it at my local record store today

[indigo hare]

No, im going to drop rocks on your tile

Scratching and/or breaking said tile

[wintry ingot]

fuck you in that case 😔

[indigo hare]

Sorry, im a very bad person

[wintry ingot]

i'll call the mods to ban you

[frank citrus]

yea if they were good devs

[indigo hare]

WXCUSE YOU

[frank citrus]

its actually pretty easy

[indigo hare]

Im going to push you

[frank citrus]

i downloaded my first mod and it only took me 30 mins

[frank citrus]

please dont push me, people pusher moai!

i dont want to be pushed!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/978063165961175083/1500590155332059226/image0.gif

[indigo hare]

It’s pushing time

[frank citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/the-punisher-gif-22731535

[frank citrus]

KING JEFFREY TAKE YOUR CROWN BACK 👑

🫱 👑🫲

[cerulean nacelle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1202491090675040359/1502054708188151990/caption.gif

[sage steeple]

Can you push me so that I can sue you?

[indigo hare]

You can’t sue me for who I am Thats discrimination

[sage steeple]

Who you are is a people pusher Moai. And I hate people who push people.

https://giphy.com/gifs/love-druski-coulda-been-uINTCjd4W6Bborpvnc

[sage steeple]

k

[sage steeple]

I actually hate cheese so you ruined my day. Hope you are happy now.

I will come in your dreams Moai

[frail geode]

skill issue

[frank citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-gif-12940139826511824892

[frail geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1470866653905420350/BackshotsWillie.gif

[frank citrus]

HAHAHAH

[sage steeple]

You were a skill issue

https://tenor.com/view/atg-studiocapa-capa-stucapa-pandu-gif-24944342

Misinfo incoming

[untold wraith]

You saying that just made it easier for him to push your people.

[sage steeple]

I don't trust you

[untold wraith]

I'm like the cat in the hat. i say shit in a funky way but i make things happen son

Don't test me until you best me boy

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-m00-skill-issue-gif-13890940080337887031

[sage steeple]

Well, I don't trust someone who says the word 'shit' in a funky way

That's weird

You are weird

[frail geode]

shut up men

[sage steeple]

you can't shut men up

[frail geode]

ofcourse I can, Captain Misinfo can too

[untold wraith]

Shit is funky same way people say you smell funky walkin down the hall.

[sage steeple]

https://giphy.com/gifs/postal-postal2-postalmeme-vMmAKfB3HWDkg7lPRQ

[frail geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1461696931104559242/willie_shush.gif

[sage steeple]

Well, stop spreading misinfo. I never walk.

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-man-hungry-fast-food-drive-in-greedy-gif-15062638

this you?

[sage steeple]

I will get you banned for doxxing me

[frail geode]

wild guess but I was right

[warm pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-discord-4chan-reddit-gif-12469709983918782970

[sage steeple]

I am wolf today

https://tenor.com/view/nosferatu-ellen-hutter-wolf-meme-jjongvillee-gif-8708095632783399513

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-diesfromcringe-cringefromdies-gif-18240448913618646408

[frail geode]

btw you can't you are some dude on some scootmobil ordering drive through

[steel iron]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-bait-or-low-iq-bait-or-low-iq-call-it-call-it-bait-or-gif-11665902714889208022

[warm pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/mcdonalds-guns-amurica-gif-10006472913218495536

[teal narwhal]

more vfx

[warm pebble]

good

[sage steeple]

I turn into a wolf in nightime to creep in your bed.

[frail geode]

Nuh uh

[sage steeple]

Look under your pillow

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-you-funny-joke-jokes-interesting-gif-25771234

[frail geode]

there is a tooth for the toothfairy

[steel iron]

how many fatal errors will this give me

[sage steeple]

Yes, I am the toothfairy.

[teal narwhal]

like 5

[sage steeple]

I turn into a wolf and grow wings

[frail geode]

No you are some fatass in a scootmobil ordering fast food at a drive through

[steel iron]

ok

[steel iron]

dawg beefing w the bait lord

[sage steeple]

I literally just dropped the food at home

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-gif-21097200

[frail geode]

You misspelled eaten the food for "dropped"

[sage steeple]

Gotta get some energy before I come near you

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil-devil-may-cry-dmc5-yung-yung-maestro-gif-16665007

[sage steeple]

Chat killing statement

[sage steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/wet-willy-gif-14481797397514855142

[frail geode]

Drink some wotah bozo

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-beast-good-boy-mr-beast-good-boy-gif-18819841

[sage steeple]

k

[frail geode]

200 hours of typing for that "K" you must been empty on words

[sage steeple]

I am tired of picking up your tooth. Visit the dentist more or I will have to start sleeping in your bed.

[sage steeple]

I am empty alright

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/meatcanyon-dragonballz-gif-26353683

[sage steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-arabic-watermelon-car-watermelon-weird-gif-11442685234642918962

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/watermelon-monke-monke-in-a-watermelon-train-wtf-this-is-crazy-monkey-gif-11901570457163230293

[sage steeple]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/717046745149866049/953293253078315099/1c708022-7898-4121-9968-0f0d24b8f986.gif

[frail geode]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/527666203355774979/870532356245704734/image0.gif

[frank citrus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/717046745149866049/953293253078315099/1c708022-7898-4121-9968-0f0d24b8f986.gif

[frail geode]

not original SPOD

can't add it to favorites

[sage steeple]

Idk

by

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/american-dad-beautiful-time-mexican-gif-12911671

[sage steeple]

How dare you wish me well. You have officially ruined my day and I won't talk to you for 8 hours until I wake up.

[gusty lotus]

BRO

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/leopold-slikk-agk-angry-german-kid-norman-gif-22475066

[teal narwhal]

gonna release an update soon to all of my mods that fixes compatiability issues with chromes mods (and my own as well)

[grizzled crag]

Half sword was a waste of money.

Im so pissed im playing the demo

[heady needle]

Hey guys

[steel iron]

refund the game??

[heady needle]

What mod did u make?

Has anyone tried the gun mod??

[teal narwhal]

well i made a map pack, lightsabers and boxing gloves

[grizzled crag]

I cant

[steel iron]

there are several