general-catfish-🐱🐟

[topaz tree]

RAW CHITLIN DIH

[high briar]

Let's get married

Is you ready

Cus i'm ready

[topaz tree]

axe guy is back and better then ever

[kind bone]

da axe

[high briar]

What if you made an axe that could axe willie with axe

[kind bone]

I actually need to type more, cuz its annoying i cant post images lol

[high briar]

Say wallahi

[kind bone]

what if i dont want to

[high briar]

https://tenor.com/view/say-wallahi-bro-67-meme-ishowspeed-speed-gif-16121835065308473404

[kind bone]

nah religious garbage

shoo

[ashen iron]

Y'all think the HRE fit is going hard?

[high briar]

My name is xander dinges

My name is ryan i brought nerds

[rancid reef]

Y'all think i'm insane for this?

[topaz tree]

what am i looking at

[rancid reef]

I cut it in half

[high briar]

For what reasen!!

[ashen iron]

half?

[rancid reef]

Get to the chips at the bottom

[ashen iron]

https://klipy.com/gifs/half-sword-lobotomy-willie--k01KQMKCG4CBR910F7Y05415VMG

[high briar]

You know you could let gravity do the thing

[ashen iron]

fr

i always close it and angle it downwards

and boom all chips at start again

[topaz tree]

is ts tuff

[ashen iron]

i thought this was common knowledge

[high briar]

Yes

Who is this person

[topaz tree]

im remaking all the og bosses

[ashen iron]

yes tuff

[warm pebble]

Take a another with willie's head in his hands

[ashen iron]

is this fit tuff?

[topaz tree]

more armor more aura

[rancid reef]

1, not cool to get chip scraps everywhere

2, smaller can

3, airtight (probably)

It becomes a smaller container

[ashen iron]

just close it before angling it down...
no crumbs dropped and all is on top again

[rancid reef]

What do you mean close it

You can't get chips if closed

[ashen iron]

uh close well u open it after everything is on top again

?

[rancid reef]

I'd also say i don't do this to normal sized cans

This is party stack which is like 1.5 feet long

Much more impossible to get my hands close to the bottom

[warm pebble]

More armor more aura you say ?

[topaz tree]

4 hammers 1 mace

[warm pebble]

You dont wanna see what happens after the moon sets in frankenberg

[warm pebble]

The axler

[kind bone]

im not sure if i should use blunt nerf, armor buff, both or neither

trying to find a more realistic middleground for armor

it makes sense that i can knockout a knight with a plate helmet with a 5 pound mace

but hmm

btw im talking about this guys two mods

https://www.nexusmods.com/profile/TheGodOfClowns/mods

[sullen karma]

Counted the weight of individual armor pieces of my set and my armor in total weighs 72.03 kg

I wonder what's the heaviest you could get

[rancid reef]

That's more than starting weight

Impressive

[kind bone]

How heavy is full barons + the unique blued spaulders, cuisses and vambraces?

[sullen karma]

Baron's armor is actually lighter than you think

[inland glen]

so thats why i get tinfoiled when wearing it

[ashen iron]

would make sense

[kind bone]

I was using it as a base

[high briar]

The unique cuisess actually have a better use

As it covers the entie upper of the leg

[kind bone]

indeed

[high briar]

Without leaving any spot out

[kind bone]

idk about the unique vambraces

[sullen karma]

Let me run a quick count and I will come back in a minute

[kind bone]

there's also a set of blued spaulders

and blued shoes

but i havent found the blued shoes

[high briar]

Shoes only have one type

[sullen karma]

The set you get after defeating the baron weighs 40.12 kgs. This is without a hauberk, hosen, and shoes

Hosen = 1 kg + shoes (sabatons) = 2,5 + hauberk (maxed out) = 18,5 = 22 + 40.12 = 62.12 kilos

[ashen iron]

impressive weight

very heavy too

make sense why willie has so much trouble getting up

[kind bone]

i just realized

half sword enhancer doesnt work if you have optiscaler XEFG on

lol

FSR3 optiscaler is fine

[sullen karma]

Oh this was without a standart. All set (without a tabard) = 73,53 kg

[kind bone]

ding

[sullen karma]

I don't know about blued or not, I play at medium graphic settings so it's all the same to me

I just tried to find the heaviest individiual pieces

I think I saw a guy sport a 20kg cuirass

But uh... no luck

[kind bone]

nah youll know its blued

it has a completely different color

[sullen karma]

This is my guy

[kind bone]

there is a set of blued vambraces

should be heavier

a b c d e

[sullen karma]

3,4 kg is the heaviest i saw in vambraces

[trail mountain]

regardless of how jank, the moment this game puts out multiplayer and follows that with a free weekend easily 20k people buy this game

[kind bone]

btw you said you run medium settings

are you using dlss

or optiscaler

[sullen karma]

These are blued? See it's all poorly reflected and shit

[kind bone]

Ye

It's 3.0KG

So not the heaviest

[sullen karma]

Dlss on performance yes

[kind bone]

ah ok

im on intel arc with optiscaler and XEFG all on ultra performance

allows me 120fps in free mode

on all epic settings

[sullen karma]

If i put my pc on epic it won't survive

[kind bone]

the only real place that tanks

is forest

you should be getting better perf than me

if youve got a 3060 or better

[sullen karma]

1080TI

[kind bone]

dx12 moment

1080ti is great until you shove ue5 into its face

ue5 just sucks for performance

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/245

^ this can help

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/290

and this for more realistic lighting without sacrificing performance

[sullen karma]

thanks

[hybrid granite]

I keep checking on updates expecting to see “mcwodnerbeast is typing”

[obsidian fern]

Is it true that the game is terribly optimized

[arctic tapir]

i like killing people whom i hate

[crude shard]

when do i get embed perms

[knotty lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/scuba-dance-scuba-cat-scuba-scuba-meme-gif-10439798204893537246

[kind bone]

went back to just using the armor buff mod without the blunt nerf

together makes blunt feel like it does nothing to plate

trying to find the right mix

I would expect getting hit with a 5 pound mace to plate armor would still hurt

[honest reef]

Petition to be able change material, add etching and piping on individual armour pieces like on the knees, elbow and plackart on this

[kind bone]

ok yeah armor buff alone makes armor actually feel right

light hits to the head do not instantly knock you out anymore

[arctic tapir]

i feel like the player gets lightly sneezed and falls over meanwhile npcs jump between taking 14 crushing warhammer blows to the dome piece before falling over or getting toppled by a light breeze at complete random

[kind bone]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/223?tab=files&file_id=426

this mod kinda fixes it

idk if i should only use the armor buff

or use armor buff AND half damage blunt nerf mod

[drowsy finch]

@lofty kindle do you dabble in milk tea? I’m a big fan of coconut milk tea, that shit’s so fire

[kind bone]

aboba

aboba tea

boba

[teal narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1499980093504622653/MedalTVHalfSword20260501222913621-trim-1777693324066-ezgif.com-cut.gif

[kind bone]

spintop willie

[frank citrus]

start playing with your willie

[gusty lotus]

would be crazy isnt it!!!

[lavish blade]

which armor buff mod u using

[kind bone]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/223
https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/233

[lavish blade]

the first plate armor buff mod legit overbuffs plate armor. they made it so the blunt protection was like 9999999

if u want a fairer plate armor buff mod i have made one

[kind bone]

id like it

im looking for as balanced a mod as possible

[lavish blade]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/293

[kind bone]

thanky

God, can't wait to become level 2 sooner or later

so i can just show stuff

[warm pebble]

Btw did you check what the baron's armet blunt protection value is ?

Wasent the heinsenhurt thing the hat with the highest protection

[lavish blade]

forgot

[hexed geyser]

Oh wait no this file is 33.36 mb

I cant post this image

Its loading rn

Oh it got sent

[teal narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/fridge-meme-fridge-happy-smiling-instagram-gif-7186562603442897946

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-black-opening-book-opening-box-jack-black-gif-2965523361044713223

[spark quartz]

my fav commet on tiktok was "yuno kilometer"

[elder pawn]

commet

[spark quartz]

yeah that's right i forgot add an N to comment sue me

[elder pawn]

comets

shooting stars

[spark quartz]

i'm calling jill rn

[warm pebble]

Thy comets

[lavish blade]

silly mod do u think the devs r still working on the game

[elder pawn]

everyone boo him for misspelling comment

[spark quartz]

i dunno

[lavish blade]

ok

[spark quartz]

we have as much interaction with the devs as you guys lol

[lavish blade]

do they just never fucking talk

lik

ever

[warm pebble]

If you wanna be reassured mcwonder recently said that as long as he is in the server the game is still in active deving

Otherwise he would leave and drop an appolpgy

"Appolpgy"

Dear god

[spark quartz]

honestly they've only popped in a few times for the time i've been here, only a couple times here and there

i'm sure we'll here something soon

[spark quartz]

you had the gall to make fun of me with a spelling error as severe as this

[warm pebble]

.*

[spark quartz]

oh yeah buster where's the period on any of your sentences

[lavish blade]

legit half of wonderbeast's recent messages are talking about invincible the tv show

[warm pebble]

Idk :3

[spark quartz]

i will eat your fingers

[warm pebble]

Wobbly show aint it

[warm pebble]

Now we talkin

[spark quartz]

i love invincible so that's understandable

[elder pawn]

@lost palm

[spark quartz]

they ended season 4 on a major cliffhanger that i am excited to see when season 5 comes out

[warm pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-mark-mark-grayson-spaghetti-conquest-gif-8509359667451820648

[spark quartz]

images that speak a thousand words if you've seen the show

[warm pebble]

I mean there's also "tracksuit mark" if you know what i mean

[lavish blade]

i feel so fucking powerful on this tank

[lavish blade]

i legit haven't found the time to watch any shows recently cuz i'm too fucking busy debugging

[teal narwhal]

"I fart in your general direction!" type cinematography

[chrome token]

hello

[spark quartz]

they should just hire you at this point lmao

[chrome token]

what are modlords

[warm pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/ordinary-rabbit-monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-it-is-the-rabbit-gif-16773529309175262309

[warm pebble]

Modders

[teal narwhal]

this guy gets it

[warm pebble]

Some would even call them modda

[lavish blade]

either as a composer or as a coder

[spark quartz]

stop

[warm pebble]

Oke doki

nothing happened here

[lavish blade]

does anyone know every gun on a challenger 2 tank

[teal narwhal]

they should hire US twin 🥹

[spark quartz]

what sort of mods do you make

[lavish blade]

he makes gun mods and map mods i think

[spark quartz]

gang making warthunder in halfsword

[warm pebble]

Arent they mostly 12.7 with a 125, j forgor the main caliber

[teal narwhal]

airstrike

[lavish blade]

and that too

[spark quartz]

that's funny

[lavish blade]

holy shit tank blueprint

[gusty lotus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/929350865989550090/1127103968066162761/image0-3-4.gif

[warm pebble]

Nice spaggethos

https://tenor.com/view/tonk-plen-plane-tank-plane-meme-gif-4985152805265093801

[lavish blade]

oh yeah btw i think i found out how to make npcs use guns

tank vs tank warfare is something i'd have to look further in tho

[warm pebble]

Give them nuclear option level damage details

Tank gre

[lavish blade]

oh yeah luke figured out burning

[warm pebble]

Gore

[lavish blade]

since we alr found burn textures in the game files

[warm pebble]

Wha, so burning is in the files rn ?

Ooooh

Im guessing thats still kinda under your "cant show" tab

[lavish blade]

yep and luke made a dynamic material to change between burn and healthy

[gusty lotus]

🤔

[teal narwhal]

this but broken up into 11 blueprints 🤩

[lavish blade]

just the textureswapping

[warm pebble]

I'm guessing its just a png alpha thing but more complicated

[lavish blade]

there is a burn blueprint in every piece of clothing tho

[lavish blade]

kinda

[lavish blade]

wdym

[warm pebble]

Cant wait for you to mod napalm grenades then :3

[lavish blade]

grenades are already done lmao

[teal narwhal]

im modding naplm airstrikes rn

like literally right now

[visual agate]

maybe

[lavish blade]

how does it handle roofs lmao

[frank citrus]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA,

[lavish blade]

make it so the bomb ignores everything above the player

[warm pebble]

I want a flamethrower :3

[lavish blade]

or something

[teal narwhal]

fuck no its funny so im keeping it

[lavish blade]

too late alr done that

[warm pebble]

Btw you 2 think you could team up to make a massive warfare mod one day ?

[lavish blade]

no

yes

maybe

[teal narwhal]

❓

[warm pebble]

Me when i get hit with the .mp3 that multiplies gravity by a factor of 10!

[teal narwhal]

a factor of 10 factorial

[frank citrus]

smitor x chrome

[warm pebble]

Smome

[gusty lotus]

son what

[lavish blade]

my solutions are often so fucking ridiculous and tape-glued together that messing with something would fuck everything up usually

[warm pebble]

Chritor

[warm pebble]

I mean thats what modding is most of the time aint it

Just use flextape

[gusty lotus]

i better catch up on the mods, i havent even tried the rifle mod yet

💔

[lavish blade]

since we're working with cooked assets everything has to be some sort of clever workaround

[warm pebble]

Me when the code ive already ran 2 times somehow compiles

[lavish blade]

i legit know so many of these

[teal narwhal]

I cant relate man im actually a perfect modder and my code always works 100% of the time

trust me bro

[hexed geyser]

Teal

[warm pebble]

Critical eror detected x50

[warm pebble]

HOLY SHIT

[hexed geyser]

Game about massacring people brutally has a more whimsical server than a game about non brutal fighting on roblox

As always

This rule applies to all communities

[lavish blade]

usually the error is something not moving or something just not fucking happening in general

[warm pebble]

I mean you have the basis for a death star right there

[lavish blade]

no that's my job

outlandish bullshit supermodding is my job

[teal narwhal]

STOP GUESSING MY FUTURE MODDING PLANS

FUCK

[warm pebble]

Now fight

[lavish blade]

y'all don't even know about multi line trace by channel

[hexed geyser]

Create a sphere,with a weird pit like circle on it,make the laser green and put it on the sphere trust

[gusty lotus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1315491946671898626/1320529779396706345/globe.gif

[warm pebble]

All i know about coding is a shit ton of if statements fixes everything

Toby fox did it

[hexed geyser]

Oh level 3

[lavish blade]

indeed

[warm pebble]

Is that the new ground texture

[hexed geyser]

Nice

[lavish blade]

so many branches it's a tree atp

[warm pebble]

Welcome to the ranks of the lords

[hexed geyser]

I feel more special than ever with a gradient name

[lavish blade]

two more branches

[hexed geyser]

And at last I can finally post in #animals-🐾

[gusty lotus]

yeah

[warm pebble]

No he worked at blizzard for 2 years, he must be good

[lavish blade]

orr you can divide number by two and check if the number string doesn't contain a .

[teal narwhal]

im two degrees of seperation away from him btw

[visual agate]

what the FUCK

[lavish blade]

he summonded big lightsaber

have y'all even seen my stuff yet

have y'all seen prime chrome334

[gusty lotus]

🤔

[gusty lotus]

what am i looking at

[hexed geyser]

This discord server is more whimsical than jjs discord server,fighting game on roblox vs grotesque medieval fighting game

[gusty lotus]

holy shit

[visual agate]

i didnt know you modded whoops

[lavish blade]

😭

[restive trench]

mfer doing kung fu

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/satoru-satoru-gojo-gojo-jjk-jujustu-kaisen-gif-9777483489438260197

[hexed geyser]

Dhde just doing shi

[visual agate]

did you make all the stuff in the images you posted?

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/cretoi-icssmoke-gif-18150152580473674997

[lavish blade]

yes

[visual agate]

DAMN

amazing work lowk

[restive trench]

show em the spell book

[hexed geyser]

Why did the meme turn family friendly

[gusty lotus]

when is the spell book coming out?

[lavish blade]

this is the spellbook mod lmao

[visual agate]

SPELL BOOK

[hexed geyser]

Obko

[visual agate]

uh

probably

[stable wren]

review bombing hd2 because they deserve it!!!

[restive trench]

like show more

[visual agate]

what did hd2 do...

[lavish blade]

k wait

[frank citrus]

DONT FORGET ABT HELMET SHRINK

[restive trench]

whats hd2, i thought we were done with hd, full hd, uhd

smh

[frank citrus]

its like cs2

[lavish blade]

oh right space exploration mod

[stable wren]

Context: Devs told like 70% of the community to go fuck themselves

the dev team is completely unorganized

They don't have a balance team

[lavish blade]

fully random generated planets

[stable wren]

a team of 140 people

multi million dollars

yet, no balance team

[frank citrus]

@lavish blade

[restive trench]

star field half sword

[visual agate]

genuinely how

insane

[frank citrus]

i didnt know theyre that big

[visual agate]

damn

[stable wren]

remember that time AH fixed the game

the 60 day

[gusty lotus]

when is the spell book mod coming out

[stable wren]

that was NOT AH doing

[lavish blade]

lmao the planet stuff are vfx i got from fab lmao i'm not no vfx artist. i did all the coding myself tho, including random planets and stars, relativistic movement, etc

[stable wren]

that was SONY

[lavish blade]

eventually

[visual agate]

fr

[stable wren]

sony actually told AH to do the 60 day

[visual agate]

sony locked in for AH

[gusty lotus]

fence mod..?

[stable wren]

Sony doing AH fucking job for them

[lavish blade]

broken since ndas

ghm cant share how

[stable wren]

We are supposed to hate Sony

[gusty lotus]

wow

that sucks

[stable wren]

why tf did they cook

[restive trench]

what fence mod

[visual agate]

ahh ye

[lavish blade]

by the fence

[restive trench]

it just splits the arena into 2 ?

[stable wren]

dodgeball

[untold wraith]

Monkey Mike is not monkey rich

[gusty lotus]

yeah

[hexed geyser]

The commoner demo boss is the anti christ

[untold wraith]

What color is your banana

[hexed geyser]

Purple

[restive trench]

big and black

[hexed geyser]

Im Mace Window

[visual agate]

blue

[gusty lotus]

uhhhh

void

[visual agate]

makes when due

[frank citrus]

schedule 1 is so fucking cool

[visual agate]

yeah

[teal narwhal]

lighsabe

[gusty lotus]

thats literally just the whole mod

LOL

[untold wraith]

Playing RIGHT now on ironically

[visual agate]

crazy

[hexed geyser]

Which is why I cut of all his limbs, and turned his torso into smth that looks like a black chicken nugget

[frank citrus]

you???

[untold wraith]

Yes

[stable wren]

you gave me a rare case of stomach gas

[frank citrus]

WWWWWW

[hexed geyser]

The demo commoner boss is more difficult than the demo baron

[visual agate]

fr

[hexed geyser]

Unless you use an axe with slow mo ofc

Specifically the biggest axe from peasant ranj

[visual agate]

...

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/bald-cat-rage-bald-head-cat-cat-silly-cat-weird-cat-gif-10142756518127810604

[visual agate]

shitpost session 😭

[stable wren]

https://giphy.com/gifs/mix-bsallac-bsallacv2-Fqo3Hsnbr7z7LO8PUW

[lavish blade]

more tankslop

[visual agate]

i like tank

[lavish blade]

https://tenor.com/view/isn't-that-concerning-bruh-gif-8817555092448462829

[visual agate]

lmao i guess bro

[untold wraith]

Boi das tuff 😂🫱

[lavish blade]

should i make armored truck next

[visual agate]

make begleitpanzer 57

[stable wren]

yeah

make

a MRAP

make it have like

insane mass

and just run people over with it

you should also make the hit sound be "Attack the D Point!"

[lavish blade]

i have a tank mod for that

[hexed geyser]

Stickman gore warning?

Ignore the text why does the background look familiar

[teal narwhal]

never!

[lavish blade]

but the tank im making is a challenger 2 which is pretty fucking big so i'll prolly make a smaller version

aka the truck

[stable wren]

Toyota.

[lavish blade]

it's a server about a game where you slice dudes in half in extreme precision i don't think light stickman gore is that bad

[stable wren]

i have a meme

but i can't send it

[hexed geyser]

Doesnt the pattern of the video seem familiar?

[stable wren]

due to being slightly political

[hexed geyser]

Almost like the video has to make a move to a town thats right for him

[lavish blade]

not to me

[hexed geyser]

Funky town

Its the funky town video

[teal narwhal]

dude its a white background

[gusty lotus]

the roles reversed

[hexed geyser]

I meant what was being done to said stickman

[teal narwhal]

https://klipy.com/gifs/funny-fish-2--k01KQMY63F9TMX657YV09TJRXQZ

[hexed geyser]

Dont wanna take any risks to I had to post stickman gore with a warning

[stable wren]

its a infamous cartel gore video

[teal narwhal]

good thing im not an edgy 13 yr old so i wouldnt know

napalm

[hexed geyser]

Youre the only person I saw who didnt know about it

[stable wren]

i don't think

rly anyone does

gore vids isn't something people like watching

nor ever want to watch

[hexed geyser]

I mean well I didnt like to watch it

My friends dared me for 5 dollars tho

Which honestly

5 dollars is 5 dollars

I mean I am in Turkey afterall so thats like 200 bucks here

Yeah 225

[prime brook]

How much is that relative to grocery prices

[indigo grail]

We did not need to know that lol

https://tenor.com/view/hotdog-straw-gif-25765355

[restive trench]

wtf is phone wars

[teal narwhal]

like the iphone vs samsung stuff

[restive trench]

oh

tiktoc probably by a 14 yo lmao

[teal narwhal]

those who use nokia 💀 💀 🔥 🔥 🗿

[restive trench]

funnily enough id lowk rock a flip phone in the gigantic 26

[frank citrus]

no trhats definitely funky town

[restive trench]

they look so cool

[teal narwhal]

the old or newer ones

[restive trench]

old

[teal narwhal]

i remeber someone who got a z fold the week it released or smthn

its semi useful ig

[stable wren]

isn't this technically against the rules?

[restive trench]

the flip is cool because it can fit in small pockets and the fold is cool because its a phone that turns into a tablet other than that its pretty much same old

[teal narwhal]

napalm is going very well trust me

[restive trench]

the gore and violence is mild compared to half sword

[frank citrus]

no idea

[hexed geyser]

Worthless

Not really worthless but

I bought myself some chips and a drink with it

[prime brook]

So theoretically Gmod in Turkish currency is cheap

[restive trench]

yeah its 5 bucks

[hexed geyser]

Ankara Soda and Ruffles Classic

[stable wren]

its not

[hexed geyser]

Idk

[teal narwhal]

currency exchange so no

[hexed geyser]

Yea

[restive trench]

in epic games i think half sword costs the equivalent of 7 usd

[prime brook]

If 225 TL is nothing then 450 TL isn't that much more

[hexed geyser]

Its not nothing I mean you can get like a small sushi meal for that much money

[prime brook]

Still.....

[hexed geyser]

Yeah true

[teal narwhal]

true but its worth the same amount in usd is it not

idk how steam pricing does things

[prime brook]

Thats what im getting at

[hexed geyser]

Imagine having the updates role in the big 26' that role aint gonna do nothing

[prime brook]

I recall a conversation stating Gmod was more expensive in Turkey

[teal narwhal]

works now ig

[hexed geyser]

The only time that role will work is when jjk modulo gets animated

[stable wren]

I am still moderating a server that's been dead for like almost 10 years

[restive trench]

its double

[prime brook]

Relative to the price of Gmod

[hexed geyser]

Which server cro

[restive trench]

no idea about gmod pricing

[prime brook]

450 TL

[stable wren]

no joke, a fucking roblox faction server

[stable wren]

the guy who owned it, was banned from discord

and the server just started to die off

[hexed geyser]

Like the strongest battlegrounds factions?

[restive trench]

all i know is if 225 tl got you a big mac, 450 tl would get you two big macs

[stable wren]

aopg faction

[gusty lotus]

what happened?

[hexed geyser]

Whats that

[prime brook]

🗣️ 🔥

[stable wren]

he said a lot of not so nice things

[restive trench]

its true !

[gusty lotus]

oh

[restive trench]

classic roblox lmfao

[restive trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1193556706223984681/1366535872891064401/attachment.gif

[gusty lotus]

MAN

[hexed geyser]

Why is the half sword server more joyful and whimsical than the average roblox game discord server

[hexed geyser]

YESS I USED TO BE IN THOSE THOSE WERE SO FUN

[gusty lotus]

because theres not alot of bad shit happening

[restive trench]

because we are a bunch of responsible sensible trustworthy cool adults !!

(im not an adult)

[hexed geyser]

I hated how they made us do jumping jacks and type JJ 2 JJ 3 in chat tho

[prime brook]

Because we've gone clinically insane from lack of updates

[hexed geyser]

No we are always joyful and whimsical

[restive trench]

we so jolly

[prime brook]

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-angry-speaking-head-tuco-squidward-gif-13808874276609302886

[gusty lotus]

is it possible to do an F5 in halfsword 🤔

https://giphy.com/gifs/wwe-smackdown-live-1000-1yT7hkU1rNinZHVjNA

[teal narwhal]

becuase roblox is full of people who think being annoying and edgy is cool

[hexed geyser]

Just like how Buckys half sword but every time I die I take a shot of beer video

[restive trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/234491285606629376/1400900718021574676/togif-4.gif

[stable wren]

i got 21 bans in that server

[prime brook]

We have a few of those here too

[hexed geyser]

This post was fact checked by true imperial patriots "true"star wars gif*

[restive trench]

lmfao

[prime brook]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-imperial-galactic-empire-fact-check-fact-gif-25753983

[hexed geyser]

YES THAT ONE

[gusty lotus]

21 bans 💔

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/hitman-agent-47-gif-13432691273008942948

[topaz tree]

SON

[hexed geyser]

Idk how to post gifs without a link since Im on discords website rn,ON MOBILE

[teal narwhal]

what are your stats in here

[restive trench]

he aint a mod

[teal narwhal]

shit thats a mod only thing?

[prime brook]

https://tenor.com/view/starkiller-star-wars-force-repulsion-disintegration-gif-22186852

[restive trench]

funny how i also moderate a roblox server which has dyno also named shit bot lmfao

[stable wren]

My names in this server are probably more or as concerning as the scam links

[hexed geyser]

I used to be able to just download it from chrome without it redirecting me to the google play store which discord is not on,but I deleted discord and when I was boutta download it back it just didnt work again

So now Im using discord on mobile from the website

[restive trench]

upload them

or just

use something like gboard or something

[hexed geyser]

I am using gboard pretty sure

[restive trench]

it has gif selection in it

idk if it was gboard or Microsoft board but one of them had gif button

it was basically tenor in ur keyboard

[hexed geyser]

Yeah I do have that and I would use it if it worked,it says this app does not support images here

[restive trench]

lmao

[hexed geyser]

Its literally how I used to use gifs when I had the actual app tho

[restive trench]

eh just use links

ur level 3

[hexed geyser]

But thats inconvenient

[teal narwhal]

it works now

and its cool

[restive trench]

then download every single gif you think you will ever use then upload them when the time comes

[prime brook]

What the fuck are we NOT going to have modded in by the time we get an update

[hexed geyser]

Too lazy

[prime brook]

We have fucking AIRSTRIKES before an update

[gusty lotus]

a whole nuke

[teal narwhal]

dude

this is the THIRD FUCKING TIME TODAY

that someone said what im adding to my airstrike mod

😭

[restive trench]

ok ok whaut bout anvil

anvil fall on npc head

[gusty lotus]

OH

[hexed geyser]

Ok so by using discord on here

I do get a specific feat

[teal narwhal]

different mod

[hexed geyser]

Upload size is 100 MB

[hexed geyser]

For free

[prime brook]

Thank you for screenshotting that

[restive trench]

yes it's because server is lvevl 3 in boosts

[hexed geyser]

Oh I thought it was like a bug lolll

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/pyrocynical-pyrocynical-reaction-the-incident-tf2-incident-tf2-gif-11703083400915703626

[stable wren]

You welcome

https://giphy.com/gifs/mix-bsallac-bsallacv2-Fqo3Hsnbr7z7LO8PUW

[teal narwhal]

gonna have to buff the napalm

too many willies are walking off death

[frank citrus]

make it inflict bleed

[stable wren]

The most dumbest thing I've ever done

[teal narwhal]

it does make people bleed

[stable wren]

Was be part of a Girls und Panzer rp group

Worse mistake ever

[teal narwhal]

oh wait

no no it doesnt do that

[frank citrus]

what do they even do

[stable wren]

Text rp

And ingame rp

On wt and roblox

[frank citrus]

whats bad abt them

i mean

i rp'd before

[prime brook]

https://tenor.com/view/house-destroyed-house-destroy-house-explode-explosion-exploded-gif-7930022391876968701

[frank citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/the-punisher-gif-22731535

[stable wren]

I no joke took hours to make these for fucking one GAME

It was sad

I regret it all

[frank citrus]

YOU MADE THEM????????????????????????

[stable wren]

The avatars yeah, the clothing and accessories and hair and faces no

It's just a bunch of combos and shit

[frank citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-laughing-cry-pain-gif-5222355845801263703

[stable wren]

I had one for each school

[teal narwhal]

the people living in these camps about to be REAL confused

[stable wren]

The only funny moment, was the Chi-han-tan vs Saunders event

5 minutes before the game, we changed the strategy over from firing line and flanking over to bum rushing with trucks and armored cars rigged with c4

[frank citrus]

what happened then

[stable wren]

It was like a Banzai charge with trucks and armored vehicles, but with c4 instead of swords and bayonets

I think we lost

But it was worth it

[torpid escarp]

does anyone know the song venus?

[tiny pilot]

What do yall think about the MJ movie

[forest juniper]

michael jackson?

[teal narwhal]

god i love internet archive

literally perfect

new sfx

[tiny pilot]

Yes

[stable wren]

Old meme i made

[frank citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/the-punisher-gif-22731535

[hexed geyser]

Will we get skinning willies next update

[tawny dawn]

Bet

[hushed cedar]

when update

[warm pebble]

Yes

[teal narwhal]

https://klipy.com/gifs/flashbang-2--k01KQN5K5EJDV00J859JSTTW33J

[warm pebble]

I love playing ĥăl·lf §ẅøŕð

[gusty lotus]

right now

just ask @sweet plaza

[stable wren]

@weary tinsel in the 19th century, a brass-plated cuirass costsd 62.28 francs

[weary tinsel]

interesting

wanna cool read?

[stable wren]

I have a very badass read

It's a book from a soldier

In the 16th century

Talking about the combat advantage of a helmet

[weary tinsel]

who?

[stable wren]

Unknown

It's from 1528, oldest i know it for

[weary tinsel]

yeah theres a lot of those surprisingly

[stable wren]

@weary tinsel here

[teal narwhal]

yeah ima consider the napalm done for now

the vfx gonna be the last thing im gonna do

[weary tinsel]

the more you look, the more you will find of these

[stable wren]

Rly cool read

It's long af

[weary tinsel]

I didn't know youd be into this sortta stuff 😄

[stable wren]

they also mention Pikes and Halberds differently

which shows that they likely didn't name every weapon "Polearm" or "Spear"

[weary tinsel]

correct

[stable wren]

I wonder what they mean by Billes

is that a billhook?

[teal narwhal]

cant wait for when people study right now in the same way they study medival stuff

like 600 years fro now

[stable wren]

i don't study this

my big historical knowledge stems from Napoleonic

[teal narwhal]

fair but you get what i mean

[weary tinsel]

There's one excerpt somewhere that says "glaives that are called bills"

idk a whole lot about the term used historically

[stable wren]

Maybe they are referring to glaives

They speak of a frontal part with maille

So it would make sense if right behind them was some form of polearm unit

[weary tinsel]

Also I talked to eol about any records of horses date of birth and location along with pedigree in the 15th century

[stable wren]

What'd he say?

[weary tinsel]

It's already so hard to track men... Age of horses I have never ever seen, their "name" (rather some kind of identifier) just so rarely, and never in contexts of war, where essentially only their price matters. I wonder what kind of document would even allow to get any relevant information for tracking over multiple dates...

also look at this recent "doodle" he did

[topaz tree]

MIOU 🗣️🔥

[stable wren]

CAT

[weary tinsel]

most french cat ever

[stable wren]

That's insane!

It's a bit crazy that they never tracked horses

But expected

[weary tinsel]

well this is just his take on things

I do agree that I've seen prices but thats basically it

youll find those in countless ms

[stable wren]

They probably never thought much into it at the time maybe

[weary tinsel]

prob not

[stable wren]

Most horses in manuscripts are thin

Which could be not just because the horse was actually thin

It could also be the artist

You gotta think it took humanity centuries to draw a horse properly and we didn't know how they ran till 19th century

But it could also be most of these horses were wild, or breed as farm horses initially and put up for sale

[weary tinsel]

shrug

[stable wren]

You must know of the most influential historical painting depicting a conflict, the Charge of The Scots Grey

[weary tinsel]

this one?

[stable wren]

No the frontal one

[weary tinsel]

badass

[stable wren]

A lot of horses in manuscripts were mostly riding horses, that I know of

And probably didn't receive a lot of military training at the time

By the 16th-21st century, most horses breed for war are trained to deal with war, mostly not be scared of loud noises and such

[topaz tree]

https://tenor.com/view/now-where-could-my-pipe-be-garfield-location-of-smoke-apparatus-feline-where-tube-gif-9460135315987584979

[stable wren]

But i am bringing up this painting because even the ones trained, look fucking terrified

[weary tinsel]

Im pretty sure everyone has seen the miniature with the horses hugging and the knights dueling

kinda vibes

[stable wren]

Well to be fair

The loudest thing in medieval war was yelling and metal clinging

In the Napoleonic wars, these horses basically heard the closes thing of hell that there was.

Iirc

The painting is depicting the first charge?

So most of those horses in that painting would've been pink mist due to the wall of cannons that the French military had

Drippy af artillery unit

The painting of this uniform uses darker colors doe

It was more of a dark blue

Than black

[weary tinsel]

I like this dudes kit

lawd

[teal narwhal]

i really need to start putting down markers

[severe fulcrum]

“Hys bylle, the wyche some men do a gleyue calle”
This is from Partonope of Blois (a middle 15th to like early 16th version?), so I guess they can be interchangeable terms historically too

[stable wren]

Reminds me of the French Voltigeurs uniform

[severe fulcrum]

Tho glaive can also mean a lance like German glefen

[weary tinsel]

auroa

[stable wren]

I think this is a recreation of the 1st regiment of Prussian carbiniers

[weary tinsel]

"Cisalpine"

https://www.reddit.com/r/reenactors/comments/1kqgmxf/greetings_from_a_cisalpine_infantryman_napoleonic/

pretty dope

also

[stable wren]

Not a huge fan of Italian uniforms

[weary tinsel]

21eme Regiment de Ligne is one of my fav reenactment groups for this sortta period

[stable wren]

My favorite uniforms from the period

still are the French marines

[weary tinsel]

need to see this

sounds badass

[stable wren]

they weren't rly "marines" as the britain word would've named them

[weary tinsel]

well god damn

[stable wren]

They were part of the Guard

[stable wren]

pretty sure that Pom is Russian for the Line Infantry

[weary tinsel]

idk

I dont want to assume the uniforms because Im not well read myself

[stable wren]

Nah I was wrong

the Russian pom was like a pokemon ball

[weary tinsel]

lmaooo

I think these guys look badass

[stable wren]

i do think

this is based off of the Leopold Beyers paintings

correction

drawings

[weary tinsel]

interesting

[weary tinsel]

peak

[stable wren]

those coats are seen within the same drawing series

[stable wren]

iirc, these are depicting the war of liberation

[weary tinsel]

yooo...

russian musician

[stable wren]

this was an actual service member btw

picture was taken in 1858

[weary tinsel]

very nice

[stable wren]

gives you a idea

how fucking big shakos were

[weary tinsel]

lmao

[stable wren]

these are guard regiments

[stable wren]

Fourier Burg and Sgt Taria are the two men that told of us what and how a Guards man should be dressed

they are a big reason why we know so much about French guard uniforms

[stable wren]

this is Fourier Burg

[weary tinsel]

gotcha

[stable wren]

this is Sgt Taria

[weary tinsel]

tuff af

[stable wren]

thanks to these badasses

Uniform history was preserved

[stable wren]

btw

incase your wondering

"Guard units"

were basically a select few of military regiments that only listened to Napoleon command, thats if I remember it right

[indigo hare]

We never should’ve moved away from armor in combat. They should’ve just melted diamonds into the armor instead so it could handle gun shots

[stable wren]

they still had a officer and commanding general of each regiment

[indigo hare]

Maybe Kevlar too

[stable wren]

"Combined, both foot units of the Guard comprised an army corps, which had an attached veterans company, a company of ovriers et pontonniers, and a 12 company artillery train. The corps of Artillerie-á-Pied de le Garde Imperiale had its own administrations, one officer being responsible for all uniforms. Nicholas Songis was the chief Inspector.

The Young Guard artillery was placed under the command of Major Francois-Joseph Henrion. Attached to the Young Guard artillery upon formation in 1813 was the 2eme Regiment de Train d’Artillerie a de la Garde (Jeune garde), and attached to the Guard Foot Artillery Corps was the Parc du Material de la Garde Imperiale under the directorship of Colonel Jean Francois Boulart and command of Major Henri-Antoine Bon de Lignum and the Parc d’Artillerie de la Garde Imperiale"

[weary tinsel]

gtg

[sterile badge]

Well that'd be heavy and expensive

with marginal benefits

[indigo hare]

That’s what they say about ur mom but people still use her

Holy fuck

[stable wren]

Cya! if half sword games make a Napoleonic dlc, I will be CARRYING

[indigo hare]

You won’t recover from that

[sterile badge]

https://tenor.com/view/toby-cry-phone-spider-man-cry-phone-spider-man-phone-toby-phone-gif-12875606672124040541

[stable wren]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5zweOkqN2wOeYoSDKUYst2?si=432d5001585b49f2

[sterile badge]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-ascend-ascension-music-spongebob-music-gif-12623289653326522061

[tepid bloom]

Napoleonic stuff in the Halfsword server am i in heaven?

[stable wren]

i am a big Napoleonic stuff nerd

[tepid bloom]

Same

[stable wren]

I FUCKING LOVE THE 13TH INFANTRY REGIMENT OF BAVARIA

[tepid bloom]

Bavaria is good I LOVE the Artillery uniforms

[stable wren]

I would happily die wearing the 7th Infantry regiment of Bavaria uniform

[tepid bloom]

LOL

[stable wren]

which nation?

[tepid bloom]

Bavarian Artillery unis

I like

Wurttemburg aswell there got some drippy uniforms

[stable wren]

naah

wanna see peak fucking drip

[tepid bloom]

Hit me

[stable wren]

Bavarian Artillery Train NCO

[tepid bloom]

Oooooo Shit GOOD

[small fog]

Vlad the impaler dlc when

[tepid bloom]

Neapoltion uniforms got some drip aswell

like SERIOUS drip

[stable wren]

Jäger's pulling up to war dressed like this:

https://tenor.com/view/black-man-suit-rizz-piolho-rizz-gif-9510798795844586660

[tepid bloom]

LOL

[stable wren]

like bro

[tepid bloom]

Peak

Nah bruh if i had image perms i would show you peak cav uniforms

[stable wren]

the Gendarme is peak too

[stable wren]

Mounted Gendarme

[tepid bloom]

HOYL drip

[tepid bloom]

Quick question fr what Nations do you study in terms of Uniforms?

[stable wren]

I am still learning

but I am MOSTLY studied on Bavaria

and Britain

but Austria and Germany is a big no

because Germany have civil uniforms too

[small fog]

Peak

[stable wren]

i do recommend if you want to study a lot of shit

[tepid bloom]

Yeah i study France, Uk and Naples but i know alot about the other nations

[stable wren]

check out The Napoleonic Series

it has just about everything

military records, documents, formations, strategies, and more

and ofc uniforms

[tepid bloom]

Pretty nice thanks bro

How long have you been studying Napoleonic stuff?

[dusty musk]

wow

when i was active here

yeeesh 2 months

[stable wren]

Uhm

A year

[tepid bloom]

Prety good

i think i've been studying since like

late summer 2024

[stable wren]

It's something i wanted to get more into earlier

But i spent too much time going into ww1

And cold war stuff

That i deadass forgot about doing Napoleonic

[tepid bloom]

i kid you not i used to have some random autistic absession with muskets then i found out the napoleonic era and thats how it became my main intrest\

[drowsy finch]

I wish napoleon was real

[tepid bloom]

Napoleonic history was faked it was so costume designer could sell expensive uniforms to history nerds

[stable wren]

Sgt Taria and Fourier Burg scammed us

[tepid bloom]

EPIC HISTORY WHYYYYYY

[normal creek]

can anybody please gift me kingdom come deliverance 2?🙏 🙏

[tepid bloom]

LOL

[indigo hare]

I aint giving you jack

Ha

That was funny

[drowsy finch]

Maii

Hi

Whats goijg on choomba

[indigo hare]

I am forced to work because the world is a cruel and miserable place

[drowsy finch]

https://youtu.be/4QL_QhWjOqc?si=golIc34mNie8mxTq

[drowsy finch]

I wish i had a job

I like having a job

I wanna go back to my old company ngl

[indigo hare]

Please self censor this is the third time you mentioned the word

[drowsy finch]

Y’all fw it

[drowsy finch]

Job

[indigo hare]

Youre gonna kill someone

Unfuckinreal

[indigo hare]

Yes

[drowsy finch]

I want blood

[drowsy finch]

YAYY

[hardy mirage]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1271929818375520297/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[small fog]

Moai loves working so much, that he does it for free.

[stable wren]

heh... big thumb

[drowsy finch]

Its actually an octopus!

[fickle panther]

Update coming never

[white kestrel]

Upcoming next february 30

[blazing heath]

i hope free mode gets brawls soon

i need to brawl it out with 5 willies

55 willies 55 franks

[cyan schooner]

Good Lord. The slow mo just makes it way more brutal than I realized.

Fpv, too.

[fast nymph]

Sumotori Dreams was the OG Half Sword 🥹 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sumotori_Dreams

[drifting stirrup]

Zweihänder and a Claymore at Scarborough Renaissance Fair ⚔️

The Zweihänder was $2100 😭

[cinder thunder]

Is anyone listening intently when I poop

[wheat brook]

I got chocolate rice cakes

So fucking good

[cinder thunder]

I wanted to play this game so bad

[wheat brook]

Yeah

[cinder thunder]

Bruh somehow I’ve had pain in my arm for a week and I work at pizza hut so I used frozen pesto sauce packets as ice packs

And I had enough so I went in the deep freezer and started acclimating to the temperature

And then when I came out the pain in my arm was gone but then I needed to shit really badly

Did I shit out the pain or smth

Felt like it ngl

[fast nymph]

that reminds me, i got a vaccine once in the shoulder and it ached there for like 2 weeks if i put my arm in a certain position.

[cinder thunder]

Yeah this one just straight up hurts though no matter what

Not anymore but I feel like really groggy and bowel issuey

Thank god the bathroom’s clean

Straight up I think I had like a nerve cross or something because I went inthe freezer and massaged my arm with the frozen pesto packet

[fast nymph]

maybe you accidentally injected feces in your veins

[cinder thunder]

and I could not feel it anymore

[cinder thunder]

Thats not s good

[fast nymph]

nah i gained superpowers

[cinder thunder]

Are you willies grandpa

[fast nymph]

nah, but our mayor here is.

[cinder thunder]

Ao are you willies dad

[fast nymph]

prolly not

[wheat brook]

Little fucking terrorist

This is how it starts

First, it’s a little bread

Then they’re trying to dominate your home

[fast nymph]

main reason for our 2ND AMENDAMERICAN RIGHT! YEEHAW PARTNER! (i'm macedonian)

[indigo hare]

I’ll tear your wrist

[drifting stirrup]

Seal him away in a tomb of bread

[wheat brook]

Moai that’s not bad at all right there, kid

[fast nymph]

shove IT in bread dough and bake IT at a cool 30000 degrees Celsius

[drifting stirrup]

Bread kiln

Bread kiln

[fast nymph]

i made a pakistani brick kiln map in gmod lol

[drifting stirrup]

https://giphy.com/gifs/reddit-chud-i-chose-food-zKeiox9DtYQqCzhNoU

[fast nymph]

🥹

[teal narwhal]

is it just this and the rest is desert

[fast nymph]

yes, its a recreation of those Pakistani Wheel Launching vids https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yNhXpFA_5Gk

[teal narwhal]

my god its beautiful

does it have the chip in the roof?

from when they hit the tower

[fast nymph]

nah this was made to represent the pre-wheel attack kiln

(i made it to be paired with this addon too lol https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3691252365)

[dusky gazelle]

I just learned something stupid

Stab out with Alt, let go but hold it and just go straight up. Now tippy tap alt, you become a weapon of the tippy tap destruction. I tppy tapped a man's arm clean off.

[livid condor]

<KI

[indigo hare]

Bros back in Highschool again

I used to use monster cans with holes poked in the side, crush it down a bit to form a bowl, and add a carb on the side

[drowsy finch]

easter i understand why you're so miserable all the time

this shit SUCKS

[hardy mirage]

js learn glassblowing atp

[indigo hare]

No I’d rather inhale metal

[indigo hare]

A monster can or being forced to work?

[drowsy finch]

both

[indigo hare]

Never let a monster can force you to work