general-catfish-🐱🐟

[small fog]

Osrs mobile, yeah.

Totally hate pc rs

[quick citrus]

how interesting 😂

people be playing anything on their phones now

[small fog]

Tbh you could steamlink and play runelite or hdos

[quick citrus]

i saw a dude running switch roms on his iphone with a switch emulator

it could run smash ultimate kinda insane

[small fog]

Totally plausible yeah, I play ps2/ps3 on my phone via emulators

[quick citrus]

ps3? thats utterly insane to me lol

[small fog]

Its hard im ngl

[sour reef]

Real shit

[sour reef]

oh.

[quick citrus]

like i remember rpcs3 barely running on pc hardware

[small fog]

Hows my stats

[small fog]

Thats the core of the mobile emulator

[sour reef]

I want to get that samsung foldable so i can do that

[sour reef]

Fire

[small fog]

This is just a s26 ultra using screen in screen feature

[sour reef]

Ik

I don’t particularly care for the s26

[small fog]

Foldable would be wild

[sour reef]

I like the z fold

[small fog]

Totally fair

[sour reef]

If i could get an oppo phone in the states i would

I really like those

[drowsy finch]

🚬

[small fog]

I havent even seen an oppo yet

Must be rare in aus too

[quick citrus]

ive only ever had iphones, not out of any real preference because i like samsung a lot, but idk im just used to ios

i bought a 14 for like 800$ a few years ago

[small fog]

I avoid ios purely due to emulators

Its a nightmare to run ps2

[quick citrus]

yeah i dont think you will ever has as much freedom with ios as you do with android but also IOS is getting a lot more leniant with emulation as of late

which is cool

[small fog]

This be true

[quick citrus]

like delta emulator for gbc/gba/ds games. Back in the day i had to use gba4ios from the website to emulate that but now delta is in the app store which is basically the exact same thing

but for the cool stuff like switch u gotta jailbreak

[small fog]

Link boy! For Android, can link cable trade yourself or other Android users

[quick citrus]

god thats so fire

i used to be obsessed with gen 1 pokemon games

and gold

[small fog]

You and me both!

So much that I actually finished the full pokedex on leaf green, more than once

Hands down best version of gen 1

[elder pawn]

Stars

[quick citrus]

nice... i was never that motivated to collect em all.... but i always completed them at least, fire red was my personal fav

cuz charizard is badass

[small fog]

Thats more than most can say

[elder pawn]

STAAAARS

[small fog]

Hahaa fair

Parasect is my forever pokemon

[quick citrus]

thats a cool one, ik charizard is basic but honestly that one episode of the show where ash helps the charmander firmly secured him as my fav lol

[teal narwhal]

ooh pokemon

[small fog]

Iconic honestly

[teal narwhal]

I had pokemon moon on my 3ds, I still have it there I think

the one and only pokemon game I ever beat

[small fog]

Wild, the ds versions eluded me, only ones I've not played

[quick citrus]

i played pokemon black on the ds

shit was so good actually

[small fog]

Thats another ive never played, black and white

[quick citrus]

i heavily recommend those honestly

[small fog]

Now im gonna have to find me a nice ds emu 😆

[quick citrus]

would be so easy to emulate on a phone too, touch screen for bottom screen

[small fog]

Would be awesome for sure

[teal narwhal]

all pokemon games are bangers'

[quick citrus]

on god although i just dont fw the 3d games for some reason

[small fog]

Gives me very high hopes for gamefreaks next game, beast of reincarnation

[teal narwhal]

ah yes working perfectly

[quick citrus]

smitor glock mod coming soon????

[teal narwhal]

that aint a glock

[quick citrus]

wtf is it 😭

[teal narwhal]

its a walkie talkie

[small fog]

Its the most OP weapon ever, a mid 90s mobile phone

Oh nevermind

[quick citrus]

u calling in airstrikes or something?

[small fog]

Should have done a Nokia 5110

[teal narwhal]

yes exactky

thats the plan at least

[quick citrus]

ong i was hoping youd say yes

that is so cool

[teal narwhal]

yeah

tdy ima get the damn walkie talkie working

and tmrw onwards ima start working on the airstrikes

[quick citrus]

grip rotation is like if you walked across a bunch broken glass

equally as fun

[teal narwhal]

well im an idiot and i forgot to turn collision off for the laser

this is literally the worst weapon ever 😭

[small fog]

Back into fmodel you go.

[teal narwhal]

unreal engine acktually

[sour reef]

No no no

Intended feature

[small fog]

No extraction needed once it's ingame? I'm noob to this

[quick citrus]

i think im gonna add a big warhammer

for big willies

[teal narwhal]

man im thinking of making a gun mod tbh

not before my airstrikes ofc

[small fog]

Rip gtg dad life, have fun legends

[quick citrus]

do it lol its fun i can help u with whatever

and by fun sometimes its like totally not fun and stupid

but kinda ez

[teal narwhal]

honestly idk why yall didnt add lasers to your guns but ima do it to mine

I LOVE lasers

[quick citrus]

actually that reminds me i was looking at certain gun models on fab, and some of them were modular with different grips and scopes and lasers... shit was like 20$ tho so i bought the cheaper models

im really happy with this ak model i bought for like 4$

[teal narwhal]

fire shit

[quick citrus]

you should add a laser though

to whatever u make

[teal narwhal]

its a nessecity

for me to have a laser

[quick citrus]

even just adding a laser pointer would be rlly funny and cool lol

[small fog]

Next mod, laser pointer

Blinding willies

[teal narwhal]

its gonna spawn the cats you hear in yard at night to chase it

[small fog]

If thats not the most lore worthy mod I've ever heard idk what is.

[sour reef]

Hate those guys

[small fog]

Don't we all

[sour reef]

I hope so

[sour reef]

Fire!

[quick citrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1233815008639713355/1470242294182580369/twitter_2020625435210473521.gif

[teal narwhal]

I never understood this meme ever

[quick citrus]

i actually dont know. i just saw the gif in here earlier

i know its addams family

[teal narwhal]

fuck you unreal engine

[sour reef]

Why so many lines

[teal narwhal]

not important, whats important is the fact that this stupid thing wont let me get 90 degrees exactly

90.01 is pissing me off

[small fog]

Is there no shortcut button to auto rotate set degrees?

Or am I just making that up

[teal narwhal]

if there is idk it

[quick citrus]

cant u type in 90 in the rotation box

[teal narwhal]

yeah im too lazy for that

but i was forced to

[small fog]

🤣

[quick citrus]

[small fog]

Between blender and unreal engine, I am so confused about modding 😆

[teal narwhal]

stupid FUCKING engine

[sour reef]

That is like fine

[quick citrus]

its right here zawg

[sour reef]

Nooo dont say anything

[teal narwhal]

ik im trying to rotate multiple components with various roatations 😭

[sour reef]

It is funnier that way

[teal narwhal]

forgot this was a thing

[quick citrus]

im just imagining the effort of lining them up with snapping disabled 😭

[teal narwhal]

at least its roatated close enough

I hope all of you know when the airstrike mod releases this thing is roateted 180.01 degrees

and theres NOTHING you can do about it

[quick citrus]

are you rotating the weapon mesh to get it to fit in your hand correctly?

why not just rotate the grip components?

[teal narwhal]

much easier to rotate this

[quick citrus]

i see

[teal narwhal]

most of the work for the boxing glove mod was just aligning the gloves 😭

if not 95% of it

it wasnt a hard mod to make

[small fog]

Well, it did have to be exactly perfect

[quick citrus]

i love the boxing gloves but they fly off my hands a lot during splitscreen battles : (

[teal narwhal]

they do that in gneral

[small fog]

Would it have been possible to make them gauntlets not a weapon

[teal narwhal]

fixed up the grip

[small fog]

That would fix thst issue

[teal narwhal]

true but i have no fucking clue how to go about that

[small fog]

Yeah thats fair

[teal narwhal]

pretty sure i'd have to make a skeletal mesh and allat and i have NO clue how to do that

[small fog]

Sounds alot harder ngl

[teal narwhal]

i need to make this thing a hell of a lot lighter

[small fog]

Walkie talkie made of titanium

[teal narwhal]

this clip doesnt show it but MAN these wrists flop about with it

[small fog]

Can tell its heavy just by how fast his hand begins to drop from the weight

[pearl coral]

have any of you all played we who are about to die

[small fog]

Negative

Never even heard of it! Imma look it up

[sour reef]

It is no hoi4 🙄

[small fog]

Looks alright, not amazing, but alright

[pearl coral]

its very fun

the combat is enthralling

[small fog]

Seems to share a similar style of fighting to hs, mouse movement

Ue4 too, so alot more stable overall

Gotta find something to kill time while we wait on our update 😆

[sour reef]

May i suggest hearts of iron 4

[teal narwhal]

you should downloaded all the mods

[sour reef]

I have 1400 hours

I can attest to it’s greatness

[small fog]

Ill have a look

[teal narwhal]

this little thing is 1.5kg

[small fog]

Ah cool, civilisation style

[small fog]

Alot better than the last two

[sour reef]

Eh

[small fog]

1.5kg, feel like that's about 8× too heavy lol

[sour reef]

Not exactly

[teal narwhal]

?

[small fog]

The way it's sitting in your hand.

[teal narwhal]

ah

[teal narwhal]

i didnt change the grip from this image

like at all

[small fog]

Oh no kidding

[teal narwhal]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ninja-ninja-stare--k01KQBPFMNZGRNQ09KEN8PBQ6QF

well i wonder why this thing is 1.5kg

it couldnt be that its set to 1.5kg

I was changing the wrong mass value this whole time 😭

[small fog]

LOL

More like .25

[teal narwhal]

i changed it to .3

[small fog]

Same same, 50g isn't gonna be very noticeable.

.3 swings fast too, very little stamina use

[teal narwhal]

this feels like a minor oversight but its ok

[small fog]

Lol

[teal narwhal]

even though this thing is 0.3kg its still wobbeling

might js set it to 0

[small fog]

Wow

[teal narwhal]

nvm its making me set it to 0.001

cant go lower

its all good tho

[small fog]

Literally featherweight

[teal narwhal]

well i've done it now

[livid condor]

Li

[small fog]

Mad lol, never thought I'd see a weightless anything.

[teal narwhal]

no more wobbeling tho

so its perfect

[small fog]

Thats what ya want

Have you by chance taken it to the other extreme and made something max weight?

[teal narwhal]

there is no max weight, theres just how heavy you can tolerate

[small fog]

Oh shi

[teal narwhal]

i once made a stick that weighed 9999999kg or something

and it completley broke the physics engine

here lemme send a clip

[small fog]

So a freak willie like Kris can just keep going heavier

And wow

[stiff tiger]

yk, what would it be like if the NBA became NABA (National Armoured Basketball Association) and ppl played in full armor

ik both footballs would be a hell hole of torn ankles

depending on the armor

[small fog]

Well, you're not wrong

I just imagine everyone falling over and can't get up

Played enough half sword to know

[teal narwhal]

couldnt find the exact video i wanted but this is close enough

i think i have it in my gifs

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1478262035950211102/MedalTVHalfSword20260302175706659-tr-edit-1772515475-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

here it is!

[small fog]

Thats insane LOL

[pearl coral]

look

[small fog]

Puts the ragdoll, into ragdoll physics

[small fog]

Slaughtered.

[teal narwhal]

a sword but no cuts 😔

[pearl coral]

it's as if he's in armor

[teal narwhal]

just do this instead

[small fog]

Cloud would be proud

[teal narwhal]

that or this

[quick citrus]

i think this may be my best work yet

[teal narwhal]

https://klipy.com/gifs/flight-reacts-shocked-1

make it comically large for the funny

[quick citrus]

hehehe

[pearl coral]

dumb

[neat tundra]

Smitor do you have any normal unmodded gameplay?

[teal narwhal]

https://klipy.com/gifs/red-ball-angry-1--k01KQBQQB0EQ0AVXX919PH55EBJ

[teal narwhal]

yeah

[pearl coral]

Peep ts

[quick citrus]

well i did that accidentally

big ass hammer

[teal narwhal]

feels like one of those balloon hammers youd get at a birthday party or smthn

[small fog]

Balloon baseball bat? Good idea.

[pearl coral]

props to my loyal mercenary being the only guy who uses a longsword in armor these days

[small fog]

Give it a squeak sound

[teal narwhal]

such a perfect idea here

[real compass]

its actually crazy how much worse the full game is from the playtest im ngl

[small fog]

I guess that's a matter of opinion tbh

I 100% rather the EA over all else

[real compass]

yeah i agree

[small fog]

Each to their own I always say 🤷‍♂️

Cant express the joy the muscle progression system brings 😆

[pearl coral]

my qualms with EA is the stark contrast in my performance between tiers

around knight tier there's too much metal around to see jack shit really, but i enjoyed the lower tiers a lot

that and some of the weapon / armor choices of enemies

[oak olive]

u all like my sticker

[pearl coral]

hate that all the high tier enemies just use pollaxes constantly and two handed axes instead of longswords like normal people !!!!

[small fog]

True, more variety would be good

[pearl coral]

the shorter two handed axes they use make no sense for armored fighting lol

[teal narwhal]

my biggest complain about ea is how the tiers dont feel disticnt

[pearl coral]

it kills me that its so popular in game

[teal narwhal]

i've seen the equivilent of pesants in militia tier and soldier tier men in commoner

[pearl coral]

also i dont like how the messer basically supercedes every other sword in early tiers

there's hardly a window to play with and against two handed swords

[small fog]

My only complaint is i can't have a beard. I'll even pay tax for it

[teal narwhal]

i bet thats gonna show up eventually

[pearl coral]

genuinely just have to pick on my one mercenary with a longsword lmao

what sucks still though is that unless i nerf my armor beyond belief he still half swords constantly'

[small fog]

You know i had never once noticed there wasn't swordsman in knight tiers

[pearl coral]

npcs really need to use the unshortened sword more

[pearl coral]

you come across them once in a blue moon and they still just half sword even when you're ten feet away

[teal narwhal]

I honestly picked a really fucking cool model imo for this mod

I got the logic working (I think)

[small fog]

I'll take your word for it, literally havent seen a single one lol

[pearl coral]

i basically only played sword v sword in the demo so i noticed very much and it made me very sad

[quick citrus]

big hammer is effective ngl

only weighs 70kg

[teal narwhal]

god DAMN hes out

[quick citrus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/poop-Gtnf8Fok8An9m

[quick citrus]

my 220kg willy can barely swing this thing im surprise it hit that well

[pearl coral]

its also hard to find people who fight with bucklers and so its hard for me to do my coined grappling moves against them !!!

[teal narwhal]

i think you gotta reduce the weight a tad

[small fog]

Thats something I've noticed, no 1h/shield fighters

[teal narwhal]

idk tho

[quick citrus]

mayb...

[teal narwhal]

i've fought my fair share of them idk about you

what i think is rediculous tho

[pearl coral]

genuinely higher tiers are all tabards and pollaxes 🥀

[small fog]

Oh i mean, in knight tier. Man at war sure

[teal narwhal]

is that the enemies will surrender if you have a buckler cuz they think its a weapon, but if they only have a buckler and so do you, they SURRENDER ALSO

like YOU THINK I HAVE A WEAPON BUT SO DO YOU

[small fog]

Ngl im disappointed there's no squeaker sound. Otherwise amazing

[small fog]

Guess you can say, they bucklered

[small fog]

Thats awesome, never once thought this possible.

[pearl coral]

i like to use da grapplin i know in real life

[small fog]

This one, I regularly do for knock downs

[pearl coral]

here's the picture

this was one of my favoritesss

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-mark-grayson-conquest-festthefestivefest-fight-gif-4122846909861785613

what game

figured

[random lion]

Why doesnt conquest just use halfsword enhancer to turn off Mark's brain
Is he stupid

[oak olive]

is that a.airstrike

[teal narwhal]

well not yet at least, it will be soon

[sour reef]

Peaaak

[eternal ridge]

[sour reef]

Hyperpreggers emoji

[eternal ridge]

I just wanna level up so i could use my emojis

[teal narwhal]

songlasses what this mean

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1301784511234707458/1452097002547580999/togif.gif

[neat tundra]

live alexander reaction

[stable wren]

Did you see kregg ivan

[neat tundra]

yes

[stable wren]

Thank the grand regent

[quick citrus]

i made the hammer bigger

is this accurate size?

[zenith hearth]

Arthur Morgan owns a yacht

[indigo hare]

hitting him with your weapon

yeah you should hit his head first

[neat tundra]

attack his attack

[teal narwhal]

gotta love the lore accurate mods

[neat tundra]

if his attack is such a threat, simply kill the attack

[indigo hare]

me personally, i wouldnt let someone hit my head. i would hit their head

youre welcome

[neat tundra]

contact your local hellish quart representatives and demand the hitboxes be changed

[blazing heath]

they do youre just #Bad at #TheGame

im not at home rn

youre just bad at the game man

accept it

[stable wren]

Sam, and Johans: Let me use hema and be smart about my gameplay

Clueless, Militus, Fizzle: Let me be defensive and offensive.

M00 and Pinkle: Let me abuse range.

Smitor: I suck ass at half sword

Johnhalfsword, Bug: MY HAND IS A CONSTANT MOTOR THAT ONLY WORKS IN 3 6 0 M O V E M E N T S

[blazing heath]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490328151558455317/1468156142676086929/ezgif-6ad4c99b1929c8bd.gif

[stable wren]

Demo spinning > Ea spinning

[teal narwhal]

hey what about me

[stable wren]

Oh yeah mb

[stable wren]

Check now

[teal narwhal]

now THATS what i like to see

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1477876957080322088/MedalTVHalfSword20260228194043452-tr-edit-1772423514-ezgif.com-speed_1.gif

[stable wren]

Someone should add l4d sounds to this

[teal narwhal]

no

[stable wren]

"Hunter!"

[plain sorrel]

do i have enough money

[teal narwhal]

holy dude ur broke

cmon lock in and get some money

[drowsy finch]

why are you awake at 1:54AM

[stable wren]

Don't you have class tomorrow

Why are you awake

[hushed vortex]

how much blood can one FUCKING man lose

ive shanked him no exaggeration 30 times with this god damn sickle and he doesnt care

[drowsy finch]

[hushed vortex]

yet if his scythe taps me my ass is immediately buckling bruh that was straight bullshit

[blazing heath]

halfsword pose

thats the halfsword pose

my willie does that

my willie does that

the halfsword pose

halfsword refrerence

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-variant-tracksuit-mark-invincible-edit-invincible-gif-16907687914240760559

[hushed vortex]

look willie

i made a steak

[cyan schooner]

Does EA have a frying pan as a weapon? If not, there should be.

[quick citrus]

bro thinks i cant see him 😂 😂

[zenith hearth]

Which of these pistols look better

[plain sorrel]

is that even arthur morgan

[zenith hearth]

no

[tranquil tapir]

yeah fun fact weapon collisions arent fully functional in ea, weapons will go straight through each other no matter what they are

[oak olive]

why are you awake at 1 33 an

[rich lantern]

https://medal.tv/games/arma-reforger/clips/mBBBurPmnQuPYGBDs?invite=cr-MSwwY3csMzU5MDM5NjA3

Can you make something like this? 🥺

[zenith hearth]

dude i dont make the mods

[rich lantern]

Oh….

🙁

[neat tundra]

chainmail is designed to prevent cuts, and resists some stabs.
plate prevents both

[dark merlin]

do we have any info if the WIP channel will come back? It was halted to focus on early realease, but since the game got released it might come back?

[polar steppe]

it also holds up well against bites

i'm told

[neat tundra]

bites are basically just cuts

with some stabbing

so completely within its ability to defend against it, within reason.

[gilded dune]

Exactly

Also they're both not mutually exculsive, you can wear plate with mail, you can wear mail in places you cant wear plate to get the best of both mobility and protection

[torpid escarp]

I cosplayed as Patrick Bateman and made people genuinely uncomfortable

I was told off

[gilded dune]

Could be because their weapon requires them to have no restriction on movement?

Or very little like a zweihander or something

Yeahhh their shield blocks the direct impacts and their chainmail blocks the grazes

Plus if you get knocked overboard its much easier and fast to take off chainmail than plate armour

Do you have a pic of the guy?

Ripp

[bitter path]

Sounds cruel

[indigo plover]

https://tenor.com/view/jaguar-water-water-fountain-playing-jaguars-gif-26288885

[frozen mason]

Bakes you into a pie

Find my Crimson Desert...

[wanton portal]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1arajafkgMN5nnZeJzhpMM?si=d0f0e801beee4e08

[restive trench]

sorry i was eeping

hi silly

[rancid reef]

Fish

[primal palm]

Kitties🥺

[gilded dune]

Beeg kitties

[stable wren]

I have a job literally right next door

10/10 work place

[stable wren]

The hauburk is like seriously broken in this game

It can block anything

Nullify anything

Besides rondels

And ai rarely use rondels

[visual agate]

i can periodically pen through chainmail with a billhook

but it feels pretty finicky

[burnt geode]

Its me birthday willies

[stable wren]

@weary tinsel Continuation of yesterday discussion.

This is the earliest I could find of military supply logs being indepth and uniform logs

This is the 1914 BEF supply and soldier carriage

There is 72 pages to it, and they set it in two styles of how it's presented

The left is what they have on them currently and should be carrying.

The right usually tells where it would be carried or stashed

And how it would be stashed

[weak sundial]

<@&1080390104562016306>

wugh

[rancid reef]

Wug

So you wanna give away a normal camera because you're buying a drone or what

Sounds counterintuitive for anything other than drone shots

[frank citrus]

put a stranger in his airway

from feet to the top of the head all the way in

thatll kill them

why use discord instead of like

facebook marketplace

or atleast go to dms so you get banned less

[oak olive]

I'm actually high a fhck I tried putting my brownie to my ears thought it was my phojr

can I have it

[oak olive]

I did the same with my t each just now

son

@pearl coral

it's one of these scams

I thibk

thanks son

❤️

[gusty lotus]

U good

u gotta like

chill out

[oak olive]

lotta blocked messages here

9 to be specific

ohnow 10

[untold wraith]

I gave jumpin jimmy some lore

[untold wraith]

I had to block your mother

Tell her i need some time

[frank citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-gif-7535225382251488243

[untold wraith]

Credit score is rock bottom and my rent is due

[untold wraith]

I've already come up with a hypothetical

Get the biggest loan you can and put it on red

If all goes well you pay off your debt

ORR if you lose end up like humpty Dumpty but on a bridge

In Minecraft

Holy shit

Tried to draw Trevor from memory

[rancid reef]

Tbh

It'd be crazy if bro paid for YOUR shipping

Not only that

1 or 2 months ago i gave away an entire PC to an online fella for the equivalent of some tacos

[rugged basalt]

you..

[rancid reef]

Don't...

[rugged basalt]

surely.

[rancid reef]

It's.....not worth it.....

[rugged basalt]

surely you didnt just doxx yourself

[rancid reef]

Nah prolly

Not

[rugged basalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1491507781973446828/are_you_sure_m00.gif

[rancid reef]

I give out shit for free tho often so it isn't a crazy thought

I did also technically do the same thing with my last last PC too

[honest reef]

Half Swording it

[rancid reef]

For some tacos

[rugged basalt]

ill buy you a burrito if you give me your pc

[rancid reef]

Monster burrito and we're talking

This is a beefer

Fill it entirely with beef

[rugged basalt]

no beans?

cheese?

guac?

sour cream?

[rancid reef]

Two carbs? No bueno

Good however

No guac or sour cream

Give me the subway express to the toilet

🙏🏻

[rugged basalt]

aight ima need you to cover the delievary fee cuz it costs more than my monthly rent for international shipping

[frank citrus]

he kind of got a little angry...

so i admit!

i kind of got a little angry!

[frank citrus]

why would you do that

[rancid reef]

I got a new one

And this fella was a homie and had no monies

[frank citrus]

oh

respect then

[rancid reef]

Same goes tor last guy too

Last guy i went camping with first time meeting him

[untold wraith]

Trevor in a world full of sober people

[rancid reef]

2 years online straight into a tent

Bro got too drunk and passed out with his tent open and him laying fully clothed face down

[frank citrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1193556706223984681/1366535872891064401/attachment.gif

[rancid reef]

Yeah at the end of the day i could get some dough, but like

Money means nothing to me

Fiat currency must go!!!!

I'm not even not broke i'm just tired and the fam needs upgrades

Bro went from a 1050 to a 2080 super

And i think he gave his to his mom so the cycle continues

[frank citrus]

these rocket engines are veiny asf

👅

[rancid reef]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-nose-worried-cat-gif-14904410164116111603

Bwaaaaaaa

[little egret]

GUYS FIRST GAME IM GETTING ON PC IS HALF SWORD

[spark quartz]

hello my child

[untold wraith]

HOMER DROPS HIS DOUGHNUT DOH

[spark quartz]

HOMER SPILLED HIS SODA DOH

[little egret]

Guys I saw that Spinjitzu clip

[untold wraith]

Peak

[rancid reef]

Bad choice

You should get stalker GAMMA

[untold wraith]

Leave this server

[rancid reef]

Hello, parent

[untold wraith]

It's about to get violent

[rancid reef]

Teehee

It's about to get sword

[little egret]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-roundhouse-kick-murder-fall-gif-6805343826912238440

[random lion]

You should also pick up some of the basics after HS
Like GMOD, Wallpaper engine, and some of the half life games.

[hushed wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/dangerous-era-tour-michael-jackson-gif-2545387944997817079

[little egret]

Gonna be me

[little egret]

Yeah definitely

[untold wraith]

Pink roles over here straight embed failing all over the place 😂🫱

[long basin]

Why gmod

[untold wraith]

Don't

Gmod is dogshit

[random lion]

Because everyone should have it
It's one of the most moddable games of all time.

[rancid reef]

Gmod is chill if you like doing gmod stuff

[untold wraith]

I would've said to get it like 10 years ago

[rancid reef]

But yeah it's olllllldddddd

[long basin]

Super boring and I genuinely can't find a reason to call it fun

[random lion]

Even so it still gets updates.

[long basin]

Unless you have a big group of friends to play TTT or something

[untold wraith]

It just doesn't have the same magic

[livid condor]

it isn't

[untold wraith]

Right now it is

[random lion]

I haven't played it in ages but one reason why I consider it a basic is it is a great way to learn how the workshop works.

And plus he may like it

[livid condor]

just play homigrad

or u can go the realism way

[spark quartz]

another brave opinion from misinfo 😭

[livid condor]

and get some realistic mods

[untold wraith]

Im about to release the silly mod files

Try me mf

[long basin]

I guess... only on a big sale though

[little egret]

The half sword people are so chill

Y'all are the best

[random lion]

I would also say having a sandbox game in your library early on is kinda essential, when you have like no games a sandbox game can keep you from losing your mind.

[spark quartz]

we are until misinfo borderline violates the rules and I gotta scold him

[frank citrus]

ksp is one of the classics right

[random lion]

Literally any sandbox game counts, like stormworks, KSP, scrap engineer, MC, etc.

[little egret]

Ain't his name willy

[untold wraith]

Your mother violates my borderline. Tell her to get off my land and that im not taking her back

[livid condor]

show me ur willy

[untold wraith]

Silly willy

[little egret]

Smyw

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsay-gordon-ramsay-memes-smyw-funny-funny-memes-gif-12068110688970013883

[frank citrus]

its pronounced

willie

[spark quartz]

that took you so long to type out the most garbage response oat

[frank citrus]

🤬

[little egret]

My bad brosephisto

[random lion]

KSP my goat

[livid condor]

whos that guy on the 4th picture

[little egret]

I'm getting people playground too

Ah that game the best as well

[random lion]

Everyone should play KSP in their life so they can experience kerbal tomfoolery.

[untold wraith]

You're mother said i was so long im her type

Height)

[livid condor]

https://tenor.com/view/delightful-derek-mom-season-5-stranger-gif-8225619310569788826

[frank citrus]

pin

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/rope-walk-sway-gif-10742047

You rn

[frank citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsay-gordon-ramsay-memes-smyw-funny-funny-memes-gif-12068110688970013883

[random lion]

One of the kerbals I just hired got stranded on the mun when they ran out of fuel

But yeah new hire so they don't matter

There will be no rescue mission, they can catch a ride when I get the technology to land next time.

[frank citrus]

ur awesome

[livid condor]

whats the game nae

[frank citrus]

we need to like date

[livid condor]

name

[random lion]

Which one

[frank citrus]

YOU EVEN GOT THE BEST MODS

I HAVE HALF OF THOSE

[livid condor]

4th

[frank citrus]

😍

[livid condor]

i nned to know the game name

[random lion]

Disclaimer I just used a CKAN modpack from a video.

[random lion]

All of those images are from Kerbal Space Program.

[frank citrus]

not a real modder get out of my FACE!!!!!!

[random lion]

I know 😔
I just picked up KSP on PC after not playing it for years since PS4.

[little egret]

Yk half sword attracted me through a Smitty vid

[frank citrus]

lmk and ill give you some mod recommendations :)

[worldly vapor]

chat I cant WAIT for ksp 2 to come out!!1

[little egret]

Why?

Yk what? Nvm

Peak

ALL HAIL THE MAGICAL FOOT

[random lion]

I think I got most of the best mods like near future, BahaDynamics Armory, Free IVA, ReIVA (I think thats the name?), artemis construction kit, etc.

Plus the B9 parts mods

[untold wraith]

Notice how silent silly got after my insane roast

[little egret]

Ur the goat negan

[little egret]

||I'm going to be helicopter||

[random lion]

https://tenor.com/view/yuji-stare-yuji-itadori-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-yuji-stare-meme-gif-2566228405341525362

We don't speak about that

[little egret]

Guys what's the mod where you fly into the air

[rancid reef]

We don't

I do hope they can make it much better

But to be fair KSP 1 took a while to get gud gud

Give it 5 years from launch date and we'll see

[little egret]

Guys how do you control with the mouse in half sword?

Like with the stances how and what?

How to do and what are they

[frank citrus]

all near future?

you should get SSPXR

[random lion]

I'd gave to check CKAN but most likely

[random lion]

What's the full name?

[frank citrus]

stockalike station parts expansion redux

[random lion]

I believe so yeah

What's an example of one of the parts

[frank citrus]

it adds gravity rings

do u have gravity rings?

[random lion]

Centrifuges? Oh yeah.

[frank citrus]

thats beautiful

i love the chronos so fucking much

[random lion]

It also adds some labs, used one of them on my science run before it ended it catastrophe.

[frank citrus]

i didnt know they get that small

i thought the smallest was 1.875

[random lion]

It's a MK3 pod so it isn't that small

[frank citrus]

HAHAH I DIDNT EVEN REALISE

[random lion]

I had to use the MK3 so it wouldn't have a ton of drag

[random lion]

Yeah the shadows are crazy dark

[frank citrus]

wait ur using rescale?

[random lion]

I'm on my phone so the amoled makes it look even darker

[frank citrus]

thats good

in space shadows would be invisible

[random lion]

I didn't use it there for anything besides the head shield.

[frank citrus]

thats odd

[random lion]

The sun is hitting the fuel tanks so it isn't hitting the side of the pod

[frank citrus]

cuz the terrier engine is 1.25

[random lion]

Oh right and that 😭

[little egret]

Y'all I'm going to bed

Gn guys

[frank citrus]

gn big epst

[random lion]

I dont have any engines on my run that are efficient enough to put the lab in orbit so I had to resize a terrier up by a bit

[frank citrus]

terrier really is the pinacle of vacuum engines

[random lion]

Basically what happened was

The Whale 6 (that rocket) orbited kerbin for 2+ years and when I went to do a deorbit burn I realized I couldn't transfer the scientists to the command module because KSP filled the command module automatically

https://tenor.com/view/itadori-itadori-yuji-yuji-jjk-yuji-pray-gif-12588372197177242175

So they had to let the scientists burn up in the atmosphere.

Don't worry they were new hires so they weren't important

[frank citrus]

they have eva packs and parachutes right...

did you know you can deorbit kerbals without heat shields

[random lion]

Well shit

Like I said I haven't played KSP for 3 years until a couple days ago 😭

And even back then I only built planes in sandbox

[frank citrus]

that is the most kerbal thing ive heard

[frank citrus]

fair

i used to make SSTO's and stuff

i also made some planes fight each other in BDA

now im playing with principia and kerbalism

and i dont think ill be able to EVER go back to stock ksp

[random lion]

When I was installing the modpack I saw BD armory was made by Bahamuto
Which was CRAZY

[frank citrus]

why?

[random lion]

The guy who made VTOL VR made BD Armory

[frank citrus]

oh

shit

i didnt know he made VTOL VR

[random lion]

Bahamuto is the developer of the best VR flight sim to ever grace gaming.

[frank citrus]

i donth ave a headset so i wouldnt know but its insane he made his own game

[frank citrus]

top tier ragebait

[random lion]

We love VTOL VR

[frank citrus]

wait

panzer

do you have prop mods

[random lion]

Unsure

Props or propellors

[frank citrus]

you should get them

it adds props to the command modules

and cockpits

[random lion]

It truly is, turned it into this

[frank citrus]

you can fully do a mun mission without ever switching to map or 3rd person view

[random lion]

OH yeah ReIVA or whatever adds MFD for that

[frank citrus]

PROJECT HAIL MARY

[random lion]

Man this project sure is a hail mary isn't it ryan

Could you DM me that mod link?

[frank citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-real-gif-8611663261974386664

[frank citrus]

which?

[random lion]

Props

[frank citrus]

i can just give you the names

you know how to use CKAN right

[random lion]

Decently well yes

[frank citrus]

sweet

ill dm u then

[idle crest]

ireland literally has ire in the name

[green lagoon]

no it has land in the name

people these days..

[idle crest]

best place in the british isles is where i live, which is north wales border, not too far from anything.

[green lagoon]

but It's really close to france

[idle crest]

theres water in the way.

[green lagoon]

the french can swim!

mere water isn't going to stop them!

[idle crest]

its fine we have longbow

[naive compass]

is the game still alive?

[gusty lotus]

yes

[naive compass]

oke

thx

[drowsy finch]

Ire means awesome !!

[sour reef]

Something like that yeah

[sour reef]

Me when the cashier doesn’t give me my change

[drowsy finch]

They used to call me lil google because i tell people things

[stable wren]

Complete moron btw

[indigo hare]

How dare you

[drowsy finch]

WHAT THE FUCK

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/restraint-no-restraint-hold-me-back-gif-13416230

[drowsy finch]

Easter give me game seer role so I can pull funding from half sword in response to this

[indigo hare]

The only valid response

[frank citrus]

put the lagrange point in the bag bro

[stable wren]

Rali can't count to two!

[stable wren]

[drowsy finch]

How would you EVEN KNOW

[indigo hare]

You tell em. Now really stick it to em and count to two

[drowsy finch]

Ah

Uh

I don’t think I have to prove anything to anyone

I’m a #girlboss like that

Heh

[frank citrus]

RALIS A GIRL????

[prime brook]

How did you not know this

[indigo hare]

Spod I know this is your first time speaking to a girl but you need to stay calm

[frank citrus]

it gets so hard when you spend a long time in LGBT communities

[indigo hare]

Fuckin got em

Bro will never recover

[frank citrus]

[prime brook]

Are there no girls there???

[frank citrus]

YES BUT ITS LIKE

THEYRE EITHER GAY OR A GIRL

THE ONLY PEOPLE I CAN RELIABLY DETECT IS STRAIGHT GUYS

[prime brook]

And how do you do that

[stable wren]

You have that tone

[frank citrus]

man

i would love to make a joke here

but im not going to

[drowsy finch]

😭

[drowsy finch]

Well when the numbers get that big you’re gonna need a calc

[frank citrus]

(short for calculator)

[drowsy finch]

(Calc is short for calculator)

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-pim-mr-boss-dap-up-gif-1117044569675460505

[frank citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

:0

[prime brook]

https://tenor.com/view/mongolian-gif-24685364

[stable wren]

That's not kind

[drowsy finch]

Spod bro dude i knew I liked you dude

[frank citrus]

GENGHIS KHAN

[idle crest]

grass is always greener on the other side of the fence ive found. Im gay and cant find a bf but all the womens seem to like me.

[frank citrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1499060105956691988/image0.gif

[stable wren]

Rali, I never said anything ever bad to you! You are insulting me

[drowsy finch]

Its okay, i fucking hate you

Yoking !!! Jk !!! :D

[stable wren]

She hates all of us

She a hater

She works for viltrum

[drowsy finch]

I’ve been hiding this for a long time but i’m finally coming out

All of you FUCKING SUCK

i HATE THIS DISCORD

[stable wren]

Wow!

[drowsy finch]

i’m only here out of OBLIGATION

[stable wren]

Dats gay

[frank citrus]

even @dreamy mango ?

[drowsy finch]

Especially willie

Bug eyed freak of nature

[frank citrus]

no.........

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

[drowsy finch]

Fungi were never meant to be alive

[idle crest]

https://tenor.com/view/goblin-dont-fear-goblin-reaper-goblin-fear-the-reaper-gif-11803753379914326311

[stable wren]

Grok, is this true?

[frank citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/cazco-roblox-bear-gun-gif-8456237977351633957

[drowsy finch]

Well i fear the goblin, wtf is that

[frank citrus]

i wish i found the fckin gif of the grandpa glazing his wife and his son saying shes a 6 at best and him saying you take that back

hopefully someone knows what i mean

[stable wren]

Not working on the verse tonight

Lazy

[frank citrus]

DO YOU GUYS HAVE A GC

OR LIKE

A SERVER

[stable wren]

Dms

[frank citrus]

ah

[prime brook]

I am confused and intrigued

[frank citrus]

ur prolonging my pc restart

all of you are

i have 13 gigs of wasted ram cuz of the ancient technology that is KSP

[drowsy finch]

Ye

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-invincible-season-3-omni-mark-omnivincible-i-always-hated-you-gif-7207872264381754957

[warm shoal]

Play the long game

[idle crest]

idk but honestly. Ive heard so many people think that being gay must be way easier than being straight. You gotta be high for that

[frank citrus]

WHY IS IT ALL ROMANCE VIDEOS

FUCK

[warm shoal]

What?

[frank citrus]

im trying to find a video

[drowsy finch]

Must be a uk thing because most folk in the us do NOT think that 😭

[prime brook]

UK more like UGay ha gottem

[drowsy finch]

https://youtu.be/t4iQoLrAZH8?si=atyg4KfyTnwkSk4Q

found it

[prime brook]

https://tenor.com/view/chimutan-chicken-cillian-murphy-peaky-blinders-gif-15173158631897442446

[stable wren]

Live in cali or maine, your fine

[indigo hare]

I lost my debit card somewhere 😡

[idle crest]

not enough gays about in shropshire

[indigo hare]

Someone’s gonna access my $50 in my account

[stable wren]

Mb

[frank citrus]

the dating is so much better but the finding is so much harder

[prime brook]

I ate it

[frank citrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1499060105956691988/image0.gif

[drowsy finch]

I’d like to but i’m too whimsical and happy!!!!!!

[idle crest]

probably, straight relationships often involve straight men so i can imagine gay ones are better

[stable wren]

Nerd type shi

[indigo hare]

My older sisters had a new girlfriend every other month during college, and then after would move in with their girlfriends after a few months. Gay dating moves so fast

[drowsy finch]

I am so busy

This schedule sucks

[frank citrus]

lesbians scare me

[stable wren]

Stop being busy

[drowsy finch]

I hate all my classes

[stable wren]

Ez

[stable wren]

Don't hate your classes

Ez

[frank citrus]

if you guys knew the shit ive witnessed

[prime brook]

How do I quote this

[stable wren]

I literally dated a dude before

[drowsy finch]

Gayting haha

[stable wren]

Wasn't bad

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-skywalker-i-hate-them-star-wars-no-nope-gif-12872946

[prime brook]

Its so over

[frank citrus]

lemme quote myself for you

[warm shoal]

I don't use shampoo, as I only use real poo

[frank citrus]

HOLY SHITTTTTTT THE FADE THING MAKES MY PFP LOOK SO TUFFFFFFFFFFF

🫦

[warm shoal]

How do I quote that

[idle crest]

im already thinking of going straight simply cus i cant find a bf

[frank citrus]

/ fakequote

[warm shoal]

/fakequote

[warm shoal]

Bro

[frank citrus]

BRO

STEVES TAG IS FUCKING AUTOMODDED

WHAT ARE THE ADMINS DOING

😡

[idle crest]

heheheh

[frank citrus]

as i was sayin

[frank citrus]

i know a lot of girls that like people of your tag

so

why not

[frank citrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1499060105956691988/image0.gif

[prime brook]

On some Dishonored shit

[stable wren]

Not that bad

[gusty lotus]

they attacked me first

[stable wren]

Rali, my beeeestieeee

[gusty lotus]

trust

[stable wren]

3rd bestie

[frank citrus]

competitive ranking

[drowsy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1249619060677804032/1482689919355715665/URf4p4P.avif

This stupid fucking gif

[stable wren]

How those exams going?

[prime brook]

Oh... that's gore of my comfort character...

[drowsy finch]

5 minutes

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/rem-deadlock-kick-gif-13995019923797295321

[stable wren]

Oh, wait did you ever finish those two historical papers

[drowsy finch]

One of them!

[prime brook]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-invincible-gif-21644488

[drowsy finch]

Thats gore of my gore character :c

[idle crest]

women are everywhere, i installed hinge and managed to narrow down my type so much that i get dozens of likes from girls who are all like exactly what id want

[frank citrus]

one comfortable ass spot to sleep in (its too light to die)

[prime brook]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-willie-half-sword-willie-half-gif-12943834111818676135

[idle crest]

most are medieval nuts

[stable wren]

Let's stop it right here before someone sends smthing worse

[frank citrus]

professional dating

[idle crest]

dated literally none of them

[frank citrus]

professional selecting

[prime brook]

You could just be like an absolute chick magnet

Have you factored that in yet

[frank citrus]

isnt this the im sorry guy

[idle crest]

me and my friend have opposite problems, i get loads and loads of matches but zero dates, she got one match who she ended up going on a date with

how are the ratios like this

[idle crest]

yes but only on the surface

[stable wren]

Quality vs Quantity

[idle crest]

idk how to talk to people in those sorts of situations, me and them always stop talking after a while

meeting and speaking to people irl is actually lightyears easier

[idle crest]

i do get catcalled by women tbf

[prime brook]

Do you look like Willie irl

[frank citrus]

for me its the opposite cuz im fucking stupid irl

[gusty lotus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1401696238465712178/1482852465786491043/smiling_friends_kill.gif

[frank citrus]

i am way more charismatic in text cuz i get time to think abt what im going to write

[frank citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/mc-ride-настолки-gif-8263173047459995657

[frank citrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1499060105956691988/image0.gif

[idle crest]

i am too but like, they are a lot more desperate irl i guess

[frank citrus]

ur very lucky u should act on it

[idle crest]

met a woman recently and she told me she loved me twice within 3 days of knowing her

[wanton portal]

Why are "Lesbian Girls" and "Gay Girls" the same thing
But "Gay Guys" and "Lesbian Guys" aren't?

[idle crest]

idk what that means

[idle crest]

im too autistic for that shit

[frank citrus]

you have years to figure it out

so

[frank citrus]

lesbian guys are gay guys but like way more extreme

imagine a gay guy but he looks straight

[prime brook]

The fuck are yall on about

[idle crest]

first time i saw this i saw with my last partner and i laughed so fucking much i couldnt breathe, they didnt think it was funny at all

[wanton portal]

So any roided gym monkey?

[frank citrus]

the difference between being gay and being lesbian

[frank citrus]

yes

imagine that

but he dates another roided gym monkey

and theyre both very obviously dominant

[quick citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[prime brook]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-eric-andre-gif-14112083

[frank citrus]

thats what a male lesbian couple would be in my eyes

cuz thats what female couples already are

except gender swapped

HOW AM I AT 7 GIGS ALREADY

FEDORA YOU BASTARD

[idle crest]

well, im currently 22 so i should probably get my shit together lol

[frank citrus]

my friends in the exact same position bro

but yall will figure it out

🙏

22 is not that old

[stable wren]

After 10 relationships i gave up and decided to just live my life alone unless someone I meet is actually a good person

4 of them were hella abusive

[idle crest]

10 lol, ive had one and it lasted a week

[stable wren]

I had one last 3 years

And she was cheating on me like

[quick citrus]

i started actually getting out there and dating around 19. never could get passed this personal anxiety in high school but eventually you just start to chill and mellow out at least in my case

[stable wren]

13 other dudes

[frank citrus]

communal...

[stable wren]

All of them were online relationships 💔

[frank citrus]

WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT

THATS DUMB EVEN ON A CHEATING STANDPOINT

WHICH IS ALREADY DUMB

[indigo hare]

Yeah see this is why I married young, had a kid, and divorced all before I was 30. I did everything I was supposed to do as a human being so now I can just chill the rest of my life

[stable wren]

She said i was abusive because and I quote "Didn't understand her." When she was undergoing cancer

I literally had skin cancer and surgery for that, dafuq you mean i don't get it 😭

[gusty lotus]

oh my.

[prime brook]

Wait how old are you

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[stable wren]

31

Moai is old

[idle crest]

i just have an aura of not interested at all. Women come up to me, call me cute and shit, try to talk to me, dont get much back, then give up

[stable wren]

Dusty

[wanton portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/873282359074627585/1373317274621968405/togif.gif

[stable wren]

He speaks in da olde tongue

[quick citrus]

some dude at my work just confessed to us one day that his gf cheated on him with 5 other dudes in one night. just completely out of nowhere, like that shit could never be tortured out of me 😭

i think he had some deep personal issues dude was kind weird

[indigo hare]

Bro just wanted to say it to someone

[prime brook]

Ive seen it happen before, one guy I knew had a date set up with this girl and it turned out she not only already had a boyfriend but was also flirting with THE ENTIRE FOOTBALL TEAM

[wanton portal]

Holy cuck

[quick citrus]

true perhaps