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Im not that good with amd cpu's so i recommend researching yourself, personally i rock an i5 12400f and a 5060ti
My favorite fatty
Basically google "cpu name-gpu name, bottleneck ?", and usually you'll see an answer fairly quickly
alright, im actually going to ask about this last one
should i use this,
or should i look for a KF
cpu
No
Mfw the past is considered history
Not really worth getting an intel one that old either
https://pcpartpicker.com/product/b4WmP6/intel-core-ultra-5-250kf-plus-42-ghz-18-core-processor-bx80768250kf cheapest current Intel
If AMD I'd at least look for a 9600x/7600X3D
it looks so weird seeing ultra seires cpu's without intergrated graphics
i forgot only mobile chips have em or V suffix
i have a ultra 9 288v
FiveM falloff needs to be studied
Mb i just didn't think I'd see it in the same book that talks about the 1700s and 1800s
gun fu
Where is this from
dunno
I'd be quite cocerned about the GPU depending on what you're planning for it, and IIRC the H series MOBOs aren't very ideal. Best to go on the buildapc discord, you'll get way better help there.
send dms
dunno if links
work here
joined
History is always being made
hi
Source?
history's also always being repeated
im losing steam but im going to pull through and finish it lest i die unhappy and return a ghost forever to haunt machines
came back months after relase and game is still shit
do I look tuff
you can do this mr sam
though im procrastinating on my own projects as well so maybe dont listen to me
looking absolutely delicious
brose a dork
Why are you just a hater
can you hit someone with the gun
yeah
can you record it
sure one sec
now this is REAL gun fu
this is realer gun fu
half sword might be turning into garry's mod
true, however unlike garrys mod you have to run people over with vechicles via mods and not base game
when are we getting horses
theres one in forest
who the fuck is screaming
someone in the background
have you ever tried grabbing them
yeah but thats less fun
why not throw them into a car
sure but its much better to guide them into traffic with your sword
cuz otherwise its just this
both are still good
its still much better to throw them into the post
how can you casually just grab someone with one hand like that
i might try and audition for a sleepy hollow play
is this
possible
in the demo
or is this the demo
i cant tell
That is demo but modded
so theres 0 strength things and i can just throw people into the air
Kinda but no
There isnt a strength difference, but they have a strength
thats
something
if you are already in a game can you just
choose to go into the abyss
to fight the dead enemys
In demo abyss its not the same enemies you killed
when will the evil ass moth from half sword 2 be a playable character
add mod
@teal narwhal do you know
Which mod you tryna add
i try getting ue4ss thing but it no work
i just got the first one i saw
its gun thing
idk
the glok mod
Did you put the files in the right spot?
For ue4ss
yea
Hit f10 while in game and see if a bar pops up at the bottom
i already did like 4 time
And it doesn't appear?
C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Half Sword\HalfswordUE5\Binaries\Win64
Yeah thats seems right
You put all the files and folders in?
Dwmapi and the ue4ss folder
yes
Are you on demo or ea
Shut up
You on demo or ea
ea
when I look for images and forget my post I also always end up in a lightweight sleeping arrangement on the floor, dazed and confused after a mid-day nap
can u send me the link to the ue4ss cuz i migh download wrong one
If you downloaded one with a dwmpai and a ue4ss folder then its the right one
But here gimme a sec
5 knights thought i was ez postive kd and they are in the abyss
thats the one i got
I mean yeah then you should have done it right
im spamming f10 and it no appea
You dont need to spam it
i know
If you hit it once it should show up after the game loads
thats my favorite number
rare ragebaitdeer appearance
hi silly mod
how bad do you think it would feel
really bad
to get hit on the head with barons flagpole or mace
with a helemet on btw
it mst hurt alot
considering most enemys
stagger
after that
i think u might get concussed?
i mean most peasants used to be slaves back in like the 1800's or earlier so there couldve been worse theyve felt
it took two hits
to knock this
fully armored knight
down
with barons flagpole
u mean serfs. and also only russia had serfdom in the 1800s.
and also by the 1800s they were using cartridge based bolt action rifles.
if you got shot in the head with a bolt action rifle.. do you think it would hurt?
real question guys
i ment earlier earlier
holy shit
i know
like
BC
well I guess its technically true if I said that most people used to be peasants in the year 2026 or earlier (earlier)
sonnnn i ment
okay
nvm
π
also why would peasants or slaves be being hit on the head with a mace
im confused about this
the idea is that u make them work for u
u dont beat them until they cant work
thats called being a bad manager
bro somethings that early probably didnt even get documented so you dont know if they made slaves/peasants eat shit or something
dude
i did fresh re install and ue4ss stiill no work
yeah but why would you do that
bring moral down
chatgpt will do it perfect
if u make people eat shit for no reason that will lower your productivity
maybe it will make the productivity higher due to more food
okay im sorry
very creative rotoscope
and i like this gif i think
insanely nutrient dense shit we're eating here
dude mightve ate shit before
half sword irl
i cant believe its my first time talking in here in like 3 weeks and im already talking about eating poop
wtf is this
stinky kit tho
how could u do this to me
yeah ive been in here shorter tho
so its worser
for me
spoleto bascinet?
yeah cause u made the convo lead to that
ass visored barbute
basically
I actually cant tell
from this angle it looks like a spoleto bascinet
thats a master level illusion
I actually never said anything about poop before you did
should look something like one of these if its a real repro
I can tell the one u posted is not like an actual high quality spoleto bascinet
but I thought it was trying
trying its hardest
nah the angles arent nuanced enough
it would be easier to tell from a side profile
because then id be able to see the angle of the bascinet better
and tell its too round like a barbute
train your eyes lad
im doing my best buddy
also something about the breastplate looks wonky
im so excited for my helmet.
which one are u getting
no tapering
churburg s18 style armet with two visors
ah yeha it looks quite flat and broad
and really not round
like an actual breastplate
also the amount of chainmail visible looks weird considering the full plate coverage of most other body parts
isnt this an armet?
technically
i called it an armet in the sentence you're replying to
i read it as helmet because i have brain problems
it looks like he has the weird proto plackart thing going on which would be cool if well executed
hello ragebaitdeer
i need to level up my letters lowk
I need some of those little blocks that kids play with with the letters on them
that would fix me right up
maybe some alcohol too
Hey itβs Sam
@worldly vapor i'll try and find that early plackart thing
You donβt have brain problems you have seed oil problems
Stop drinking Dasani water!!
which aspect is the proto plackart?
I only drink tap water
im being so serious
for the last few months ive drank mostly tap water
i live in Hyderabad India
didnt even notice
i thought the plackart was meant to be on the lower half
but that looks like something riveted to the top half
whats the point of that?
i drew it trying to find the effigy
movement
but it doesnt look like its articulated
sliding rivet
LOL
actually had no idea those existed but its a great idea
that's how germanic plackarts work
others do not use sliding rivets at all?
italian export and middle class italian ones do
doesnt half sword have copyrights
you cant make those
and the others use what instead?
fat as hell lowk
Siegward my beloved
Motherfucker do you even look at armor? I'm tired of these stupid ass questions. Leather. Like a BELT. You wear pants, DON'T YOU?
Onion head!
omg why are you in a bad mood tonight
Just kidding.
yeah the leather strap is all they have in lieu of the rivet
Onion head.
pietro monte says something about leather being better

First time getting this event
this is a german plackart?
and this one is not
iirc that one was made in italy for export
"But they should be
thoroughly raised, not to sit on them, because a club could not (then) torment you so much
with blows, and we should attach them with pins (clauis) and straps, so that the lames cannot
be separated."
theres another quote somewhere
is it not a problem that the leather strap of the plackart could potentially be cut
the rivet seems more protected in that way but obviously more vulnerable to mechanical error as a result of deformation from blunt force
so I suppose its just up to whichever you consider more worrying
not really
i've only ever heard of one situation where a strap was cut like that
and it was a chinstrap
with presumably a hook
@worldly vapor
"Where one plate of armor attaches to another, aside from the rivets, there should also be strong straps, not just the type that are commonly secured with rivets, but the ones that pass through holes to hold the plates together. This binding is flexible, and does not break, and always holds the armor together. Rivets work very differently, for as long as they last they hold strongly, but when we hit them with a warhammer every plate comes apart, which can certainly be seen in combat, for after a few blows the combatants become unarmored in many places. Straps of this sort are more necessary in the pauldrons and gauntlets than anywhere else, for in these places we receive many blows from warhammers."
they seem very strong in game
like
the leather looks tough and thick
it is in real life too
itd take a lot to cut it
it would be very difficult to even get an angle on it where you could hit it with that much force
i just assume whatevers in game is also in real life
shit i have to download the goll thesis again
@worldly vapor ones like these dont usually have straps inside them iirc
this looks like sliding rivet
no way you guys dont have hsps in america
ksp?
no bloody way
indeed it is
its literally a perfect american dish
meat (usually lamp + chicken or beef) and chips with barbecue and garlic sauce
its what college age people get when they can afford more than ramen
and i just found out its almost entirely australian and i just cant
how do people live without it
chipotle
@worldly vapor
@worldly vapor Another ping because i hate you.
yeah no strap in the center
that is exceedingly very weird looking
itβs a much later drawing so they probably got the details wrong but i thought maybe bobby buhurt was going for it
probably almost definitley in my opinion
interesting they do leather on the inside sides but a rivet in the center
yes
ppl be fighting over monster vs redbull and it's the exact same shit
hell no
red bull is battery acid monster is crackly piss
you lie
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalfsowrd
last night every time i was about to fall asleep my tinnitus got so loud and violent that it disoriented me and made me feel a hot static in my head and it freaked me out so bad that i panicked and forced myself awake from the brink of dreamland like the four times it happened
Ur crazy
Red Bull is awful
Monster has a lot of good flavors
what could this be
It could be a trip to the doctor maybe 
My Insurance Runs Out In Like Literally Four Days
Kidnap a doctor
i get a new curse like monthly
that's true i prefer monster but they e redbull I'm having tastes like half of the ultra flavours and it's thebonly one I've had thatsbwhybi say that
but
Id rather have monster after throwing up
bc redbull just tastes like ur vomit
Real ones drink water
More or less than soft drinks
more
how many non water do u think for people have to outweigh amount of water???
Like 5 or 6
per what
Stones
The unit of measurement
Stones
that's not a time measurment
i'm asking how much people do you think you drink enough? Non-water drinks to outweigh their water intake
I'm not ragebateing I'm faded asf
uh
i drink zero water
Probably like
i drink COKE and PEPSI and TEA
Broβs teeth are brown
Best way to drink it β€οΈ
only way except vanilla teabamd smoking it
I drink pretty much exclusively water. Water flavoring shots if I want. Monster sometimes but rarely. Red Bull never cause it sucks
Soda is bad for you
fyi if its normal tea tats like 98% water
Hes from the south, itβs sweet tea 
yay
oh no
yenesse
Bro redbull sucks so badly I fucking hate it so much
Sweet tea
Peak
Yes!!! Yes it does!!!!
The only reason I sometimes drink redbull is because of the smaller can
i brush my teeth like good lad
Good good
that's why I drink monster cus my can is girthy
i am genetically predisposed to drink mass amounts of soda
yeap that's tenesseefuryou
my grandpa goes through a two liter of mountain dew a day and my dad goes through a two liter of pepsi, whatever the two liter equivalent of alcohol is my other grandpa goes through that
i used to drink a 2 liter of dr pepper a day but now i just drink tea from home and soda from fast food places significantly less than 2 liters a day
none of us drink water btw
2 LITERS????????
too peaceable
i left that life behind after i had such bad caffeine withdrawals at school that i developed a fever and had to be sent home
I drink like
Diet soda
Sometimes
@oak olive listen to that or die
It invigorated me
I can just taste the syrup
And i do not like it
On a good day i can drink maybe 3 cans of like coka cola but i would feel like shit after
So i donβt
i only drink water during physical activity which is mainly just fencing once or twice a week
Water just tastes good idk
You should take the water, and carbonate it, then flavor it with Pepsi flavoring, and then add a lot of sugar to it, instead of drinking soda
I mean I can't be talking my bio talks about what I drink sometimes
Hey wait a second
pepsi only from taco bell and coke only from mcdonaldβs
I donβt think you drink human blood
I think that MAY be a fabrication
been reading all star superman
it's good when I'm high
shut up turd
peak
High on life because drugs are bad
Fuckin nerd
hey guys look
hi
iβve been drawmaxxing
I like your art style
How much soda you be drinking
Like the two on the right
thank you
not much
I wanna try brownies or gummies soon
to attain art that i liked required more arguing with myself about technique than actual practice
the conclusion was that i enjoy and work best with broad confident strokes and then procedurally use finer lines to block out smaller things and details
hey yo, I just got a mop. It's huge and pretty.
I used to drink about a can a day but I wanted to get a flatter stomach so I cut them off during the week ππ
they're really good
there's hard candies and tea too
Real shit
If you donβt smoke already and have a tolerance, be careful with edibles, cause it will mess you up
these two are probably the best examples. if you take a good look at them theyβre objectively not well done but they convey an idea efficiently which is my intent
guilty of sloth π₯π₯
I still have them ofc, only on the weekends and my cheat days, but as it stands I think I'm doing something right
Oh yeah, crazy fact yall
Yeah itβs a unique style, I dig it a lot
this is true
I went to the doctor's the other day
but that makes it more fun
Much Thanks
I felt like I had definitely gotten fatter from all the shit I ate and drank in 2025
But
When the doctors weighed me they said I was 144lb
Guess how much I was last year yall
I donβt gain weight no matter how much I eat and I keep getting told itll change as I get older but Iβm older now and I still canβt gain weight π‘
I haven't greener out on edibles but just painless vomit if u hit bit too much w smoking
yep
..come on somebody guess, I was telling a storyπ₯Ί
I donβt think Iβd enjoy weed very much
I donβt even like alcohol
Almost
Last year
I was a whopping 143lb
I had somehow gained ONE POUND between now and a year before where I bored ate, soda every day, and dessert every night
Lyt gng
I kinds stress eat most of the time and I'm like 125 lbs
Scout health
Fuck me then ig
You're all supposed to laugh... what is this
i gain like 10 pounds a year but iβve looked the same since two years ago
when new update guys???
When it happens.
itβll be out when itβs out and we like that
After steel ball run
so never
Eventually
Yeah
Exactly that
i like the drunk longsword guy because he does some of the things i do
he has that funny like jump cut thing right?
where he does the little princess leg
Sick
FIRE GAME
i love hellish quart hema mode
if i were still a modder i would mod myself in
would be fun
points for effort I Guess
gonna hit a blinker and drink that monster #longtermbodilyharmmaxxing
whens the next update
Blahhhh
Eventually
@pearl coral listen to he himself by bull ofbheaven and doomed beast by mamaleek
5 weeks
alr
not right now youngster
alr
#iwannafeellikeimliterallydying
I donβt see the appeal
me neither
Almost dying wasnβt very fun
what u almost dye to
oh no ru ok now? my mom has those a lot like normally, I hope ur ok bro at least I hear you only usually ever have 1 and never again if u don't have anything
Eh it was a couple years ago
Flashing lights hurt my head but that is really it
If i stare at one for way too long i feel like something would probably happen but i try to avoid that
Thank you I needed a new 10/10 gif to add to my repertoire
Good to see you here.
Why is Gandalf a Chevrolet
Fuck you buddy you wanna go huh you think youβre cool man huh Iβll destroy you
I think if a car hit me i would die
So
Not fighting this fight
wate
what
I'm blanket hotbixing
Took me a second to understand that
hey
It takes one to know one bitch
(β§ββ¦)b
Thanks vegeta
I really needed that advice
Someone gotta call it a night
good gif
heu
heu
hru
hey
Spell hippopotamus backwards
hi
no i dont think i will
hi
Jail forever
I have a wife
Good job
thabkd
Ouch
skill issue
Well then it isnβt a video is it?
ended up dying so i had to banish him
I do that all the time
Who didnβt tho
Fitting post from goonius caesar Agusuts
yeah literally whats the point
Some people just hate to hate
And those people arenβt very fun to be around
pizza in 30 π₯π₯ππ
What kind
I have played the game like once in the past 30 days
sonerhubg helse odk
lowky js ignore him
hes gonna say something thats gonne get him banned eventually if we js dont respond
Idrc
rdr2 death shot mechanic
White sauce is so much better than red sauce
no it isnt
it's not as replayable
huh
Yes it is!!!!
it gets weird if it gets cold
the alt
red sauce best sauce
Reheat it!
Alt?
no
Yeah goonius caesar or whatever
Whoβs he an alt of
that halfslop guy
Account made today too
QUIT EYEBALL
Eyeballs gross me out istg
eye of cuthulu reference
it's not an eyeball
Got em
it's the wholebeye ares
i made like a little detective segment for my text based rpg
you have to read through some texts to find the name of the owner of a golem and then type it in correctly to activate it and talk to it
is it where you have to detect things
me when i ask someone to tell me its not all prints and sleeps:
i dont know what the hell that means dawgy dawg im a little boy taking my first computer science class
Did they teach you how to turn on the computer?
headbutt
no me am coding on me phone
Oh.
Did they teach you how to turn on the phone?
Real shit
i feel jealous of ancient historians 200 years from now who will witness this as an ancient text and rediscover the awe it gives
grok is this erealg
yes this erealg i am grok
Imagine educating future children on the arts such as triple t and ishowspeed
I donβt like how many moths there are rn
gtahnks gork
this fucking paper
is making me sos bord
gork and mork is this wagh?
Idk if iβd make a good moth
this stupid fucking gif
Half sword and rod wave Arbyβs collab meal
found what he was looking for
i can do a really good muscle man impression but only when i say "you know who else"
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d oyuiou know hwooeld
Sam can you get on that
Fire
i feel like i could eat that in one sitting
how much protien you think that would have in it
Rod sword chitlin shavings special
a hunderd
Like
At least 1 kilogram
ahhh15 mknites
Do you have ranch?
Pizza without ranch is like an angel without wings
i hope he burns in the firiest pit of hell
pray that i dont get tortured by my own mind tonite
That isnβt very nice
i feel like john wick
it will be avenged sevenfold
i could expect nothing less from an evil ass moth from half sword 2
becuase its EVIL
Lowk have you seen hard bullet?
sadly no
Iβd play it if i didnβt hate vr
why would you do that to yourself
this lighting tho
very southern
Nvm carry on
that's South west
Mb mb
Idk what you guys stereotype us as
its just west
Oh ik wha
umm
Doxxing me π
Uk idk I never thought of Kentucky as anything
Hillbillies
no experienxe
It is hillbillies
Awful terrible place forgotten by god
can confirm
no
Yes
what do you conisder the deep south
that's four corner states prospecters
The south of south
Like Mississippi to Georgia
true but like what states
no louisiana?
South
Louisiana too
son WHAT?
not texas tho
Bro is high
Idk if im crazy but i donβt think that is lizzo
You sure?
k
Kinda
mhm
this guy looks weird
Normally iβd call Louisiana itβs own thing
Everyone looks fucking weird
Northern florida maybe
well yes that's bc it's literally the most southern state
????
Southern is a culture
I use it geographically
not cultirally
I wouldn't know
only from experience
Well geographically i want nothing to do with texas
its close enough to georgia and alabama so it counts
I did driving lessons tdy and i drove through places i dont even think were fucking real
like some of the most liminal shit ever
Ah
Im getting my license soon
Genuinely hate Kentucky drivers
No one knows how to actually operate a vehicle
And it shows
man go to new york, new jersey, really any state that has new in it other than new hampshire
no thanks
Yankees scare me
im trying to retrace the route i took tdy in driving to find where the fuck i went
Π΅ΡΡΡ ΡΡΡΡΠΊΠΈΠ΅?
it is wish I had mushrooms
i really do not know where some of the places i saw were
I only recognize russian in this
Speak russian i assume?
Ahhh
stuffed crust
Didnβt know that existed
faku
Embellishing is key
Im as real as it gets
Over exaggerate
Like
Impress them
Dress up to go to interviews
Shit like that
But like no one is hiring
Exactly
Donβt dig yourself a hole though
Places where i live will say that they are hiring when they arenβt just to train managers on how to do interviews
I wish i was like that
No still nepotism
And like
Every ism
I live in a shithole though so it isnβt shocking
Just get trained in something
Employers love that
Elaborate
Me core honestly
That is what it was like before
Nothing really changed
Let the devs work
I would much rather it take longer than release prematurely
Stealing this gif btw
More like
Bass game
They ainβt gonna know what hit them
im looking at fucking railroad maps now to pinpoint this place
Oh i have the layout of my town internalized
Yet idk the name of a single street
dude i drove for 2 hours through roads i've never been through in my life
but i KNOW it was near a railroad
I feel like if i did that the crackhead gangs would get me
honestly i give up
im not gonna follow this damn railroad on google maps till i find the place
i dont even know where on the planet i was
on the bright side i now have the entire railroad map for my state downloaded
yeah thats why its called early acess
it literally is a premature release
Well
It was on earth
That is good enough
the places i witnessed this morning will never leave my mind sadly
i doubt i'll ever cross through them again
generational fumble you gotta excecute everyone in a 5 mile radius
Have you tried counting them?
im not chronically online enough to understand this
Me neither
And im chronically online
Nah it's the scug game

You guys know that feeling when you are sick and you start smelling things you donβt usually smell
I thought I was the only one
yeah thats caused by your sinuses draining i think
Bro lasted surprisingly long
I be feeling fine, then I smell the smell and I know I'm about to have a bad next few days
it always feels like im smelling warm iykwim
I assumed
No literally
And like throat hurting on top of that
Just
Bleh
I also tend to smell the smell right after taking paracetamol too
British.
90% of the time i dont even get a bad throat or anything
just the smell
and it lasts FOREVER
Like
no idea what yall talking about
like 2 damn weeks
I cannot smell anything rn
Lucky
My throat can hurt as much as it fucking wants, what bothers me about getting sick is my hearing getting all weird, and the feeling of having liquid in my ear
That is like
you know when ur sinuses drain and when you smell things it smells weird always
An ear infection
Happens every time I get sick
no
i do not know
then you suck
maybe i do but i dont pay attention
i lowky fw the smell
idk
ngl
Do you live in a test tube?
we need digital smells bro i lowk have no idea what smell u guys talking about π
it js smells like heat
idk how to explain it
Have you had covid?
no
Damn
me neither
The flu????
I went to Tennessee once and got it
yes had
Okay
dude i got the flu going around this year
Yk how you get all stuffy
most miserable experience of my life
yes
i've NEVER been sicker before
And you smell all weird
Okay
Call me old
Idk anything about that show
my friends are peer pressuring me to watch this show
At all
my nose is stuffy how can i even smell π
No exactly that
That feeling
The lack of smell
It is entertaining, would recommend watching it with them together for the most enjoyment tho
I saw a video of the teeth saying he is racist and that is it
yeah i watched the 1st episode with them
it was alright
Just avoid interacting with the fandom
Oh I know the one you're talking about
I was around for undertale
Nothing was worse than that
"THEY WON'T LIVE LIKE ME, I WON'T LET THEM."
Nothing ever will be
one of my firends showed me ONE video from there and i was like yeah im done
"Sans is my husband and my husband only"
Those flipaclip sans fangirls were sth else dude π
Yeah I generally avoid the fandom like the plague
That wasnβt even the funniest thing i have said
Honestly I tend to avoid most fandoms like the plague, people are gross and annoying
what
right now you're in a fandom
did you know
HalfSword is a special case
Yeah but like who actually plays half sword in here
fandom means "Fan" + "kingdom"
